Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E187 - BLOODY REVOLUTIONS [2020-07-14 - S02E187

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 The mic, the treble, I like my coffee, I just like my metal, cause I can't wait for you to fuck me off.

00:00:27.000 In a minute, minute, in a fucking minute.

00:00:30.000 I can't wait for you to fuck me off.

00:00:33.000 In a minute, minute, in a second.

00:00:35.000 I can't wait for you.

00:00:42.000 That's mindless, self-indulgent New York City band, kind of punky.

00:00:47.000 If you're my age, you might reckon them to nine-inch nails or something, but they're much better than that, much weirder than that.

00:00:54.000 I think they're on hiatus since 2014.

00:00:56.000 But what a cool band.

00:00:57.000 My daughter's turning me on to all this great music.

00:01:00.000 I'll drive her anywhere.

00:01:02.000 You want to go to your friends at the other end of the island and then I'll pick you up?

00:01:08.000 Sure.

00:01:09.000 Because I sit in the car and she DJs and I hear all these awesome bands.

00:01:12.000 And another cool thing about it is I can tell her about bands that I think that reminds me of.

00:01:19.000 By the way, I'm wearing this because I had to run a bunch of errands and sometimes they don't let you in stores unless you're doing that.

00:01:26.000 But it also is a fun look.

00:01:27.000 It's fucking hot, by the way, wearing a scarf.

00:01:31.000 So go back to that song.

00:01:35.000 cool video I can't wait for you to shut up.

00:01:55.000 This reminds me of conflict, I told her.

00:01:57.000 Or a better...

00:02:02.000 Do you know him?

00:02:03.000 No, that's before your time.

00:02:05.000 German dude, kind of a techno-punk guy.

00:02:11.000 I haven't checked in on him in about 20 years, so I don't know what this is like.

00:02:15.000 How many views does this have?

00:02:19.000 8,000.

00:02:20.000 Came out in 2010.

00:02:22.000 uploaded.

00:02:23.000 *Dramatic Music*

00:02:28.000 I think I'll hang out with this guy.

00:02:32.000 Such a wasteoid back in the early aughts.

00:02:37.000 Maybe jump in the middle.

00:02:38.000 Thank you.

00:02:49.000 Okay, look up Alec Empire's band.

00:02:53.000 Industrial is a tricky genre because it can be so shitty when you don't get the great stuff.

00:02:58.000 And as a kid, we would take the bus to the city and we'd go to these record stores and you weren't allowed to listen to the...

00:03:07.000 I'm talking about 1986, $14.99.

00:03:10.000 So it was basically all your fucking pay from the week.

00:03:14.000 Because minimum wage was $4 an hour.

00:03:17.000 So it's 10 hours of work to get a record.

00:03:19.000 But you'd go there and you could just judge.

00:03:23.000 You hadn't heard of the bands.

00:03:25.000 And you would just judge by the cover and you'd go, this seems kind of punky.

00:03:28.000 And then you'd get it home, put on the needle, it's fucking industrial.

00:03:32.000 It's scraping fetus off the wheel or meat beat manifesto or some other shitty band.

00:03:38.000 Tupelo sex change.

00:03:41.000 What's this?

00:03:42.000 Doesn't matter what I look at.

00:03:44.000 Addicted to you.

00:03:46.000 It doesn't matter what I believe.

00:03:48.000 You mess me up, I don't want you here.

00:03:52.000 Come on.

00:03:55.000 What is this band?

00:03:56.000 He had a band with some hot chick.

00:03:59.000 Let's see.

00:04:01.000 Who was an insane smoke show?

00:04:04.000 Maybe you'll have to Wikipedia him.

00:04:06.000 Yeah.

00:04:10.000 D H R or A T R?

00:04:12.000 There's two bands.

00:04:14.000 Oh, Atari Teenage Riot.

00:04:15.000 Yeah, look up Atari Teenage Riot.

00:04:18.000 And then see if that chick is there.

00:04:22.000 No, Google Image.

00:04:24.000 I'm getting some stuff.

00:04:26.000 But they don't really have music videos, looks like.

00:04:29.000 No, yeah, well, it was the music videos back then.

00:04:33.000 Google image.

00:04:34.000 The chank?

00:04:39.000 Yeah.

00:04:40.000 Did you just say chank?

00:04:41.000 Chank.

00:04:42.000 I can get away with that.

00:04:44.000 You're your little Asian man.

00:04:46.000 Yeah.

00:04:47.000 Yeah.

00:04:47.000 What a looker.

00:04:49.000 Anyway, um, look up Atari Teenage Riot's top hit.

00:04:53.000 I feel like I'm boring the viewers here by dragging them through this.

00:04:57.000 Yeah, that would be it.

00:04:58.000 This is the full album.

00:04:59.000 Okay, just go anywhere here.

00:05:00.000 Delete yourself.

00:05:03.000 So this would be from this would be from like 2001.

00:05:10.000 Delete yourself, burn, berlin, burn.

00:05:14.000 Oh, reverb ashing.

00:05:16.000 Reverb bashing.

00:05:17.000 Just jump farther in.

00:05:23.000 That's only sounds like MSI.

00:05:25.000 So you can put that in there.

00:05:27.000 So when my daughter plays me that, I go check out this.

00:05:29.000 So now I can make her playlists.

00:05:31.000 And it's sort of like, here's a playlist you just played me, but here's the 90s or 80s or 70s version of all those bands.

00:05:39.000 And no matter what the band is, even if it's some cute little silly indie band, I can go, oh, that reminds me of Camper Van Beethoven.

00:05:45.000 Look up this band Shih Tzuo.

00:05:47.000 S-H-I-Z-U-O.

00:05:50.000 They had a song, I think it was called The Punks.

00:05:54.000 Shihsuo.

00:05:56.000 Wait, what was it?

00:05:58.000 Z-U-O?

00:06:00.000 Z-U-O.

00:06:01.000 Sorry, we should have had all this prepared, folks.

00:06:03.000 We haven't really started the show yet.

00:06:06.000 Oh, I'm getting some anime.

00:06:08.000 band Yeah, this.

00:06:15.000 Have you ever been kissed by a girl like this?

00:06:20.000 Whoa.

00:06:20.000 It just made it all worth it.

00:06:27.000 Nate Ober's definitely listened to this.

00:06:34.000 They have kind of a punkier vibe.

00:06:38.000 Speaking of punk, I watched Eric Andre's special last night on Netflix.

00:06:44.000 What'd you think?

00:06:46.000 It sucks.

00:06:46.000 He's not funny.

00:06:48.000 I think he's a cool guy.

00:06:50.000 I've never really watched his talk show, but I've seen very short clips, and it looks like it's over the top.

00:06:54.000 And what you should do with a talk show when you've got a big budget is smash it.

00:06:59.000 And at the beginning, he comes out as a cop, which is probably a crime.

00:07:03.000 He dresses up as a cop and he's smoking a bong.

00:07:06.000 And there he is.

00:07:10.000 I love this kind of stuff.

00:07:12.000 He shouldn't have cut his hair.

00:07:14.000 He's daring and weird.

00:07:16.000 And so he acts like he's super wasted and high on drugs and he's doing bong hits.

00:07:22.000 Like, this is probably impersonating a police officer, right?

00:07:24.000 This is probably a big deal.

00:07:26.000 Does he have phony insignia and permits and crap?

00:07:28.000 I don't think...

00:07:29.000 There's that phony insignia.

00:07:30.000 If someone's under the impression...

00:07:31.000 Look how...

00:07:31.000 Oh!

00:07:34.000 Mushrooms.

00:07:35.000 I'm high as a Georgian vine.

00:07:37.000 Hey, you guys won't smoke?

00:07:40.000 I stole these pills and these shrooms from the evidence room.

00:07:44.000 This stuff will knock you into next Tuesday.

00:07:46.000 You gotta get high with me.

00:07:47.000 Anyway, you gotta find the glory holes around this city.

00:07:52.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:54.000 Oh, oh yeah.

00:07:55.000 He's pretty.

00:07:58.000 Anyway, so you watch that beginning and you go, okay, this is gonna be really crazy.

00:08:02.000 But that's all he has.

00:08:04.000 is I'm the kooky over-the-top guy who's smashing the stool.

00:08:07.000 *crowd cheers*

00:08:16.000 Keeps going.

00:08:16.000 Thank you.

00:08:18.000 Okay, and then the Tupac hologram.

00:08:20.000 All right, so check this out.

00:08:21.000 So I go to Gochella.

00:08:22.000 It's weekend two.

00:08:23.000 I'm fucking hyped to see this goddamn Tupac hologram.

00:08:26.000 And it's so whack, but I'm like caught up.

00:08:28.000 I'm like, oh yeah, I can't wait to see this like Grand Theft Auto 4 era CGI Tupac.

00:08:37.000 So I was drinking all day.

00:08:38.000 We're on a break.

00:08:39.000 It's late at night.

00:08:40.000 Thousands of people were all watching Snoop Dogg and Dr. Dre on stage, right?

00:08:44.000 And my friend Brian hands me like a big ass Xanax bar, right?

00:08:48.000 Like a big fucking, like a George Clinton horse pill, right?

00:08:54.000 But Xanax, it's not a good party drug.

00:08:56.000 It makes you black in and out of consciousness.

00:08:58.000 You lose your memories.

00:09:00.000 But I wasn't thinking.

00:09:01.000 I wove it down and I just tell myself.

00:09:03.000 I'm just telling a story.

00:09:04.000 Like if this was, I just feel like I'm in a bar with him.

00:09:06.000 And first I'd say, do you want us to turn on the AC?

00:09:10.000 Pause it, pause it.

00:09:12.000 So, yeah, there's no jokes here.

00:09:15.000 There's no observations.

00:09:16.000 There's no sort of grand truths derived from stories.

00:09:19.000 Don't go away from this spot.

00:09:20.000 But this story takes about 10 minutes.

00:09:23.000 And, well, here, I'll let it play out.

00:09:25.000 A Xanax black hole.

00:09:28.000 Because my friend Brian was like, dude, where the fuck have you been?

00:09:34.000 And I go, what are you talking about?

00:09:35.000 He's like, bro, you've been gone for like 45 minutes.

00:09:39.000 The Tupac hologram came and fucking went.

00:09:43.000 You missed the entire fucking thing.

00:09:47.000 And I've never been more mad and high at the same time.

00:09:52.000 and I started ripping grass out of the ground going, "Noooo!" "Waaaaaaaaaah!" And it was during the most melody.

00:10:03.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:10:04.000 It's like musical.

00:10:07.000 Hello, Snoopy.

00:10:08.000 I mean, talking about comedy is difficult, right?

00:10:10.000 Because you're trying to say why something is good and funny or not funny.

00:10:15.000 It's like talking about music.

00:10:17.000 But what a waste of time.

00:10:20.000 So far, I haven't giggled.

00:10:22.000 No, so why is Manascalco funny and why isn't this funny?

00:10:27.000 I think because it's less fleshed out.

00:10:28.000 Like, it doesn't seem thoughtful.

00:10:34.000 And one by one, a sea of a thousand people just look back at me going, bury me alive!

00:10:41.000 Like, it sure makes a great sizzle reel when you take those loopy clips and you go, we have Aragondra.

00:10:46.000 But then you sit down.

00:10:47.000 For example, imagine you were to read this transcript.

00:10:51.000 Ah.

00:10:51.000 You just go, okay, so you missed a two-pack hologram and you were looking forward to seeing it, even though you kind of know it sucks.

00:10:58.000 Uh-huh.

00:10:59.000 So not a big deal.

00:11:01.000 Or even more, you can't recite that joke.

00:11:03.000 Like you could recite a Maniscalco joke.

00:11:05.000 Easy.

00:11:06.000 Hey, this didn't happen to me.

00:11:08.000 and having a friend of mine.

00:11:09.000 He went to see a...

00:11:13.000 He went to see a two-pack.

00:11:14.000 Remember, the Tupac was doing post-mortem shows and he was coming out there as a hologram?

00:11:19.000 So he wanted to see it.

00:11:21.000 I mean, it was the big thing back then.

00:11:23.000 I forget what we're talking about now, right?

00:11:25.000 Probably like 2008 or something.

00:11:26.000 But he took a Xanax, which is like, like you take one, you just go to sleep.

00:11:30.000 Even if you have a quarter.

00:11:32.000 And he missed it because he was in the bathroom for much longer than he thought he was.

00:11:36.000 He was angry and he was high.

00:11:39.000 Remember that part?

00:11:40.000 Then he was very, very disappointed in himself and the situation and just had a tantrum.

00:11:46.000 He was so mad, like very, very mad.

00:11:48.000 He was screaming.

00:11:49.000 Yelling.

00:11:51.000 So there's that.

00:11:53.000 Yeah.

00:11:54.000 We should get Project Veritas hidden cameras and go into bars and tell Eric Andre stories as people are going, okay?

00:12:03.000 Or Maniscalco.

00:12:05.000 Yeah.

00:12:06.000 Manascalco.

00:12:07.000 Maniscalco.

00:12:09.000 You can't tell a Maniscalco story in a bar unless they clear a space.

00:12:12.000 You need to throw the drink away.

00:12:17.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:12:19.000 We should have that as a drop.

00:12:22.000 Yeah, we could do that.

00:12:24.000 Today's show sucks.

00:12:26.000 Yesterday's show was amazing.

00:12:28.000 We had holes in our heads as we talked about fighting our friends.

00:12:32.000 Still there.

00:12:32.000 You know what they said at the gym today?

00:12:34.000 They go, are you worried about getting sued?

00:12:38.000 For pounding someone after he beat the shit out of us?

00:12:42.000 And then not ratting him out?

00:12:44.000 And throwing him in prison?

00:12:46.000 I think we're all right.

00:12:47.000 Not familiar with that particular genre of lawsuit.

00:12:51.000 That genre.

00:12:54.000 So I just have riots, riots, riots, BLM, Antifa, the same shit we do every day.

00:12:58.000 I would turn off the show now If I were you, there's no fun twist, there's no Taylor Swift green screen.

00:13:06.000 It's just like me bitching about the alt left, like I always do all day, every day.

00:13:14.000 You bored yet?

00:13:17.000 Aren't you embarrassed?

00:13:19.000 Yeah, you should.

00:13:20.000 Oh, I can find it now.

00:13:21.000 Same shit, eight hours a day.

00:13:23.000 Right?

00:13:24.000 Steak, beans, cheese, corn.

00:13:27.000 I've never seen anything like this.

00:13:32.000 Hold on a sec.

00:13:33.000 Pause it.

00:13:35.000 That's the same kind of thing.

00:13:36.000 Wait, did you totally lose the place?

00:13:38.000 Yeah, yeah, because I was...

00:13:40.000 Yeah, so he's hopping around.

00:13:42.000 So it's the same as Eric Andre.

00:13:44.000 So why is it different?

00:13:45.000 Like, why is this guy so much better?

00:13:47.000 That could be Eric Andre right now.

00:13:49.000 Without him even saying anything, I know the bit is that at Chipotle, you got the thing, so you could actually picture him doing that.

00:13:55.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:56.000 So he's doing an exaggeration of the way they make your burrito in Chipotle.

00:14:00.000 Not just like, I was mad.

00:14:03.000 Because we could relate to that.

00:14:05.000 Well, let's just see, man, it's cool.

00:14:06.000 I don't remember seeing that bit, so let's just see one joke.

00:14:09.000 He tries to figure out why he's funny.

00:14:11.000 I've never seen anything like this.

00:14:15.000 It's like you're not even.

00:14:18.000 It's like a robot.

00:14:21.000 Chicken, peppers, lettuce.

00:14:26.000 I don't know.

00:14:27.000 I don't know.

00:14:27.000 it's immediately funny oh thank god forbid if you ask for guacamole i'll Oh my god.

00:14:54.000 The whole store goes into a Don't even know how to tell you it's extra money.

00:15:01.000 Put some blood in there.

00:15:07.000 It's $1.80 extra.

00:15:10.000 Is that okay?

00:15:11.000 Yeah.

00:15:12.000 It's okay.

00:15:20.000 Most stressful job at Chipotle has to be rapping these damn things.

00:15:24.000 You know what it might be?

00:15:27.000 Benevolence.

00:15:28.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:15:29.000 Eric Andre is me, me, me.

00:15:32.000 I wanted to see something stupid, and then I was mad that I missed it, and me, me, me.

00:15:36.000 This guy's showing empathy for the workers there and with the difference of culture or something when it comes to having to pay extra for guac.

00:15:44.000 Remember that meme?

00:15:44.000 It was Leono de DiCaprio from Wolf of Wall Street, and he's going like this and shooting money off.

00:15:49.000 He's on a yacht, and he goes, I know guac is extra, bitch.

00:15:54.000 Because, yeah, you're right, though.

00:15:55.000 It is the same premise.

00:15:56.000 It's like embellishing a mundane thing, right?

00:16:01.000 I don't think seeing it.

00:16:05.000 What was wrong?

00:16:06.000 I guess it's the same.

00:16:08.000 It's like embellishing a mundane thing.

00:16:11.000 I guess.

00:16:12.000 Right?

00:16:13.000 My cadence is a little retarded.

00:16:15.000 They're both embellishing a mundane.

00:16:18.000 Like, what kind of grammar?

00:16:20.000 What kind of vocabulary is that?

00:16:21.000 Embellishing a mundane task.

00:16:24.000 Embellishing?

00:16:25.000 God, you're gay.

00:16:26.000 Embellishing is a word.

00:16:28.000 Oh, it is?

00:16:29.000 Thanks.

00:16:29.000 It's used appropriately.

00:16:33.000 I can't find the guac meme.

00:16:35.000 All right, let's just start into it now.

00:16:37.000 But that is the picture.

00:16:41.000 Again, this show is going to suck.

00:16:43.000 You've seen all this.

00:16:44.000 You're just going to get depressed.

00:16:45.000 I have no new angle here.

00:16:47.000 Well, actually, I do.

00:16:48.000 I was talking to Jim Goad last night, and he was talking about this philosopher who used to run Circus Magazine, which no one here remembers, but it was a really cool rock magazine from when I was a kid, akin to Cream.

00:17:03.000 C-R-E-E-M.

00:17:04.000 There was, rock was so popular and fun in this late 70s, early 80s that you could have almost like a people magazine, but it would be Van Halen and Motley Crew and fucking the scorpions and Kiss.

00:17:21.000 And it would have articles, interviews, and it was, it was a big, big, a big inspiration of vice in a way, because I liked the idea of just being goofy and fun, even if the subject was a little more serious.

00:17:35.000 Anyway, the dude who ran that was also a great intellectual, and he said, if you look at history, monarchies especially, you'll notice that the revolutions don't happen when the king is cruel.

00:17:48.000 In fact, the trains run on time.

00:17:50.000 I guess there would trains back then.

00:17:53.000 No, revolutions happen when the king is nice and starts ignoring things, ignoring law and order.

00:18:01.000 Now, as a basic anarchist, I'm not big on excessive policing, but what we have now is the opposite.

00:18:08.000 And they are basically telling people, you may riot.

00:18:11.000 Give them room to riot.

00:18:13.000 They're peaceful protests.

00:18:14.000 And the media is doing this.

00:18:16.000 Like that fucking Huffington Post headline.

00:18:20.000 Peaceful protests thwarted by vehicle rammings.

00:18:24.000 No, assholes jump on road and attack cars.

00:18:28.000 Cars occasionally fight back.

00:18:31.000 If a mob is on your guard, what are they going to do when they stop these cars?

00:18:35.000 Hey man, just wanted you to know that Black Lives Matter.

00:18:39.000 Okay, thank you.

00:18:41.000 I agree.

00:18:42.000 All right, bye, bye.

00:18:44.000 They also do this thing in Portland where they direct traffic.

00:18:46.000 Oh, you can't go here.

00:18:47.000 You got to turn around.

00:18:48.000 No, you got to go down that road.

00:18:49.000 Like, what the fuck?

00:18:50.000 That's just a power play.

00:18:51.000 That has nothing to do with some important part of the road.

00:18:55.000 They're just sitting there telling cars what to do because they want to play policeman.

00:18:59.000 This is what's going on.

00:19:01.000 The police have been told they can't do their job and they've been told that by leftist politicians and the mob.

00:19:08.000 I'm constantly picking scabs out of my hair, by the way.

00:19:12.000 And at the same time, the lefties, the communists have gone, I'm going to be the cop.

00:19:18.000 I'm taking over.

00:19:19.000 I'm going to be the new authoritarian.

00:19:22.000 This is exactly like the crast song, Bloody Revolutions.

00:19:30.000 And they lay out in that song the revolution.

00:19:35.000 People of power, unite.

00:19:37.000 And they say, you talk about revolution, well, that's fine, but what are you going to be doing come the time?

00:19:43.000 Are you going to be the big man, the Tommy Gunn?

00:19:45.000 Will you talk of freedom when the blood begins to run?

00:19:47.000 Well, freedom has no value if violence is the price.

00:19:50.000 I don't want your revolution.

00:19:51.000 I want anarchy and peace.

00:19:54.000 Price and peace aren't great.

00:19:57.000 And he just talks to him in that song, play it.

00:19:59.000 And he just talks to him.

00:20:14.000 But ain't it people rule right now?

00:20:16.000 What difference would there be?

00:20:17.000 Just another set of bigots with their rifle sights on me.

00:20:21.000 And that's exactly what we're at.

00:20:23.000 Another set of bigots.

00:20:24.000 It's exactly like the Cuban Revolution, right?

00:20:26.000 Castro said, this guy's a fucking dictator and he's terrorizing his people.

00:20:31.000 Then what does he do the second he's in office?

00:20:33.000 Let's go kill some fags, Shea.

00:20:36.000 Shea Guevara assassinated 3,000 people and he loved it.

00:20:40.000 He'd put them on their knees, come up behind them, and just go, it was a huge adrenaline rush for him.

00:20:46.000 And the way their bodies crumple after I blow their fucking heads off.

00:20:50.000 And then what did Castro say?

00:20:51.000 No more elections.

00:20:52.000 Just me.

00:20:55.000 Power corrupts, absolute power corrupts, absolutely.

00:20:58.000 They don't want to get rid of the police.

00:21:00.000 They want to become the police.

00:21:01.000 Same with Palestine and Israel.

00:21:03.000 They don't want a two-party state.

00:21:05.000 They don't want to coexist.

00:21:07.000 They want to obliterate the Jews in Israel.

00:21:10.000 Like, poof, vanish.

00:21:12.000 Just like Thanos.

00:21:13.000 Turn them into dust.

00:21:14.000 And then they want to move into all those homes and all those businesses.

00:21:17.000 And then they have an Israel.

00:21:18.000 With the wall.

00:21:20.000 Everything's the same.

00:21:22.000 They just want to be them.

00:21:25.000 I want to oppress people.

00:21:26.000 I want to have the rockets.

00:21:28.000 I want to have the Israeli Secret Service.

00:21:31.000 I'll just change the star of David to a fucking crescent and a star.

00:21:39.000 So yeah, this is what the...

00:21:46.000 Actually, I'm going to just hold off on that, that San Francisco one.

00:21:50.000 Here's a really spooky thing, and this is sort of the impetus for the show.

00:21:53.000 Why don't you pull up that meme that I made?

00:21:56.000 Rye Guy?

00:21:57.000 It's in the notes.

00:21:59.000 What are you doing?

00:22:00.000 It's in the notes.

00:22:01.000 I thought it was in the scent thing.

00:22:02.000 No, that's the notes.

00:22:03.000 Nope, that's not a meme.

00:22:05.000 There it is.

00:22:08.000 My buddy Tony pointed this out, and I did the research.

00:22:12.000 These are the shooters.

00:22:14.000 And those are the victims.

00:22:15.000 Those are three of them.

00:22:16.000 There's been a lot of victims that shopped.

00:22:18.000 But doesn't that say a lot?

00:22:19.000 This isn't about Black Lives Matter.

00:22:21.000 This isn't about justice.

00:22:23.000 This isn't about defunding the police.

00:22:25.000 This is about becoming the police.

00:22:27.000 And what happens when they become the police?

00:22:29.000 Black people die.

00:22:30.000 Poor neighborhoods get burned down.

00:22:33.000 In other words, white anarchists, you suck at this.

00:22:39.000 We've been building up this thing since the Magna Carta.

00:22:42.000 You just started now and you think you can do a better job and you can't.

00:22:46.000 It's sort of like the comedian where he says to the heckler, you want to come up on stage and try this?

00:22:50.000 Well, they came up on stage and they tried it and people died.

00:22:54.000 And now America's burning, but especially, they keep saying they're coming to the suburbs.

00:22:58.000 They're not coming to the fucking suburbs.

00:23:00.000 They're too lazy.

00:23:02.000 The black people, black neighborhoods, that's what's suffering.

00:23:05.000 They have what they call food deserts now.

00:23:08.000 And I don't mean what you, the sweet treat you get after your meal.

00:23:11.000 I mean the Sahara.

00:23:12.000 Look at this behavior in San Francisco.

00:23:15.000 It's just like, it's kind of reminding me of South Africa, actually.

00:23:19.000 Hey.

00:23:20.000 Hey.

00:23:22.000 Look at the look.

00:23:27.000 Just doing my shopping.

00:23:29.000 What a weird thing to steal.

00:23:30.000 Toilet paper and a box of frosted flakes.

00:23:35.000 Keep going.

00:23:36.000 Why'd you pull away?

00:23:40.000 Hello, we can't see it.

00:23:41.000 Can you tune in, please?

00:23:42.000 So she's just got her big...

00:23:47.000 Everything in the store is free.

00:23:50.000 Shouldn't this guy be saying something?

00:23:52.000 I mean, I understand you don't want to confront a gangster who's got a fucking gun in his pants and is looking to kill.

00:23:58.000 But these people are cold.

00:23:59.000 They're cold.

00:24:01.000 We're cold right now.

00:24:02.000 We're cold right now.

00:24:03.000 Like there's something wrong in there.

00:24:07.000 Watch this.

00:24:09.000 What are you recording?

00:24:09.000 You recording somebody?

00:24:11.000 What?

00:24:11.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:13.000 Do I gotta take a phone with you?

00:24:15.000 You see that?

00:24:15.000 That's how that is.

00:24:16.000 What you recording?

00:24:17.000 You recording?

00:24:18.000 So I gotta take a phone off of you now?

00:24:21.000 All right.

00:24:21.000 Ready for the spookiest part of the whole show?

00:24:23.000 And the reason that this show is on a subject that we've already done to death, but I can't resist?

00:24:28.000 Because of this smoking gun that will be nowhere.

00:24:31.000 You'll never see this anywhere in the mainstream media at all.

00:24:35.000 Not even left, I mean, right-wing media.

00:24:38.000 That pisses me off, by the way.

00:24:42.000 Let you see any shells on the ground.

00:24:44.000 Pick those up, pocket them.

00:24:46.000 Hell yeah.

00:24:46.000 No evidence.

00:24:48.000 No evidence as I record this.

00:24:50.000 No evidence.

00:24:51.000 Take that shit off.

00:24:52.000 Yep.

00:24:52.000 Pick up my shells.

00:24:53.000 Because I want to get the fuck out of here.

00:24:55.000 Well, thank you.

00:24:56.000 Yeah, hey, I'm sorry I got to take off.

00:24:58.000 No, I know.

00:24:59.000 But I don't trust your cop.

00:24:59.000 I don't trust.

00:25:00.000 But you needed to be here.

00:25:01.000 Yeah, y'all don't know who I am.

00:25:02.000 I know.

00:25:02.000 Well, I don't care to know.

00:25:03.000 All I know is thank you.

00:25:04.000 That's it.

00:25:05.000 Okay.

00:25:06.000 Okay.

00:25:07.000 Excuse me.

00:25:09.000 Sounds like a white guy covering up his crime, doesn't it?

00:25:14.000 This is after a shooting?

00:25:15.000 I think it might be the first one.

00:25:18.000 June 20th.

00:25:20.000 We left y'all.

00:25:21.000 They came down the street and then a U-turn and left y'all.

00:25:24.000 This is exactly why I'm here because I'm sticking tired of them, making it seem like this place is a god-forsaken random place, but y'all are the only people taking care of y'all people.

00:25:31.000 I literally have been here.

00:25:32.000 I told my editor that I'm not going to fucking come from Prime.

00:25:34.000 I want to be here because they are out here fucking with y'all and telling a different story.

00:25:39.000 And here goes the ambulance.

00:25:40.000 I hear them down there too.

00:25:41.000 Not quite.

00:25:43.000 So I played that for the beginning.

00:25:45.000 Let's just play it one more time.

00:25:47.000 So this is one of the guys, one of these shooting, and we saw, yes, we did see a couple black guys with a gun, but my personal experience is the majority of the people I saw policing chop were white.

00:25:58.000 And we're hearing what is clearly a white guy say, clean up the shell casings.

00:26:05.000 Her adrenaline is pounding, by the way.

00:26:07.000 You can hear that.

00:26:07.000 So there's just been a shooting, and he says no evidence.

00:26:11.000 Touch shit.

00:26:13.000 Don't touch it.

00:26:14.000 Unless you see any shells on the ground, pick those up, pocket them, take them home.

00:26:17.000 Hell yeah, no evidence.

00:26:18.000 What?

00:26:20.000 No evidence.

00:26:20.000 Pick that shit up, yep.

00:26:22.000 Pick up my shells.

00:26:22.000 Because I want to get the fuck out of here.

00:26:25.000 Well, thank you.

00:26:26.000 Yeah, hey, I'm sorry, I got to take off.

00:26:28.000 Oh, my God.

00:26:30.000 But they try to blame proud boys.

00:26:32.000 They try to blame KKK.

00:26:34.000 No, it's rich white kids who think that they can improve society and do a better job.

00:26:39.000 You know why they think that?

00:26:40.000 Because from K through 12, their teachers have been telling them about communist revolutionaries and how you can win and you can take over and have a revolution, my brother.

00:26:50.000 And I have to admit, it does sound really cool.

00:26:52.000 Sometimes I check out their Twitter and they say things like, favorite job, what do you want to be after the revolution?

00:26:58.000 And I would say about 50% of them say design the military uniforms.

00:27:04.000 Like there'll be tassels and a hammer and sickle and all the hat with a rocket ship on it and gloves, fingerless gloves, maybe, and boots.

00:27:13.000 I picture it as a very fascist look, by the way, very Hugo Boss, 1930s Germany look.

00:27:20.000 So yeah, let's just briefly go over the shootings there because the first one, I'm not counting, June 7th was, we showed this on the show.

00:27:28.000 Remember that guy?

00:27:29.000 So they surround his car.

00:27:31.000 And again, I've talked to a lot of cops about this.

00:27:34.000 If people surround your car and you feel like your life is in danger, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

00:27:39.000 You're allowed to protect your life, believe it or not.

00:27:44.000 But they were punching the shit out of him, and he got out of the car and he shot that guy in the arm.

00:27:50.000 Remember?

00:27:51.000 He was a black Boy, that really slows you down, doesn't it?

00:27:56.000 As they put some cardboard on the front of this fucking guy.

00:27:59.000 It's the weirdest gesture in the world, isn't it?

00:28:03.000 Yeah, I don't...

00:28:07.000 Maybe it's steel.

00:28:08.000 It looks flimsy as hell to me.

00:28:11.000 So then he pulls his gun, and what does he do?

00:28:13.000 He goes straight to the cops, pulls himself in, said, this is my gun.

00:28:15.000 So we're not counting that.

00:28:18.000 June 20th was the next one.

00:28:22.000 That was Horace Lorenzo Anderson, 19 years old, dead.

00:28:28.000 Now, this is the guy I believe you keep seeing.

00:28:30.000 You keep seeing his dad crying on the news.

00:28:33.000 President called his dad.

00:28:35.000 We don't know anything.

00:28:36.000 You know why?

00:28:36.000 Because you wouldn't let journalists in there.

00:28:38.000 You wouldn't, real journalists.

00:28:39.000 You wouldn't let the police in there, medics.

00:28:42.000 So I'm guessing the odds are pretty darn high that you were shot for, I don't know, graffiti, but you were shot by a white kid.

00:28:52.000 Black lives matter.

00:28:53.000 You, a black man was shot by a white guy because black lives matter.

00:29:00.000 Any problem with that?

00:29:01.000 Yeah, that's the dad.

00:29:05.000 A lot of these times, they're not talking to anyone.

00:29:08.000 So a lot of these people are nameless, and especially if they're underage.

00:29:11.000 So when Horace Lorenzo Anderson, the guy you just saw, was killed and his dad's crying, there was also a 33-year-old in critical condition.

00:29:19.000 We don't know who that is.

00:29:20.000 Then the next day, 17-year-old male shot.

00:29:25.000 We don't know anything about him.

00:29:29.000 Then June 23rd, DeWan D-E-J-U-A-N.

00:29:35.000 What's that?

00:29:37.000 Oh, oh, go back to my meme.

00:29:42.000 Oh, no, we're going to get to that.

00:29:43.000 So I've got the bottom three there are all, we're all shot.

00:29:50.000 The middle guy is this DeJuan Young who said, they called me an N-word and they said it was a proud boy or KKK.

00:30:02.000 I want to meet people who believe that, that the KKK was there.

00:30:06.000 And so they said, well, you're in chop, dude.

00:30:09.000 And he goes, no, no.

00:30:10.000 I was shot twice that day, but the first time I was shot in the arm in chop.

00:30:15.000 But the second time I was shot that same day, I was just outside of it.

00:30:20.000 And that was Proud Boys.

00:30:22.000 Well, what about the first time?

00:30:23.000 I'm not talking.

00:30:24.000 And if you recall, I remember when he first showed up at the hospital, he wasn't saying shit about anything.

00:30:30.000 And then about 24 hours later, he goes, wait, I remember now.

00:30:33.000 It's Proud Boys.

00:30:36.000 He had a big mustache and buddy holly glasses.

00:30:39.000 And he said, this is manga country.

00:30:42.000 And he put a noose around my neck and then shot me.

00:30:46.000 He wants to sue the police.

00:30:48.000 He's fixing to sue Seattle for not coming to get him in time.

00:30:54.000 This is why I'm done with liberals.

00:30:57.000 The free speech thing we did is just me and Vince Barko.

00:31:00.000 We'll play that on Thursday.

00:31:01.000 I won't be having a show.

00:31:02.000 No GOML on Thursday.

00:31:04.000 We're going to play a free speech.

00:31:06.000 And I'm going to go on a five-day bender because I'm turning half a century.

00:31:13.000 And my wife is like, so I assume you want to be with your family.

00:31:17.000 Maybe you have a big dinner.

00:31:18.000 And I was like, no.

00:31:19.000 I want to be in an old man bar with dads.

00:31:22.000 In fact, I don't want to see a woman.

00:31:24.000 If a woman comes near me during my bender, she better have a burqa on.

00:31:29.000 I don't want to be horny.

00:31:30.000 I don't like being distracted.

00:31:31.000 I'm like a pirate ship when I party.

00:31:34.000 I like dudes.

00:31:37.000 I'm gay.

00:31:38.000 The sausage on you.

00:31:40.000 You know how they make these video montages to make me seem racist or something?

00:31:44.000 You could so easily make a video montage of me going, I'm gay.

00:31:47.000 I'm a fan from this episode alone.

00:31:49.000 Perfect ass.

00:31:51.000 From one day.

00:31:53.000 It's the same shirt.

00:31:55.000 Actually, just play this episode.

00:31:58.000 All right, so that's June 20th, June 21st, right?

00:32:01.000 With 17 year old, June 23rd, the guy we just saw, the dummy who's suing the police.

00:32:05.000 And then June 29th, Antonio Mays Jr., 16.

00:32:09.000 I don't know why we're allowed to hear his.

00:32:11.000 Sometimes you just pull this up and some dummy has done a GoFundMe and they showed his name.

00:32:15.000 That little kid, 16.

00:32:17.000 My daughter's 13.

00:32:21.000 Dead.

00:32:23.000 And also a 14-year-old we don't know is in critical condition from that same shootout.

00:32:28.000 So that is One, two, three, four major shootouts with two dead and about six other injured.

00:32:41.000 And one guy shot twice in the same day.

00:32:46.000 Sorry, DeJuan.

00:32:47.000 I noticed it was a Proud Boys the second time.

00:32:50.000 Who was it the first time?

00:32:51.000 Oh, I ain't seeing.

00:32:51.000 Oh, I...

00:32:54.000 Achu.

00:32:56.000 Bless you.

00:32:57.000 The riots have killed more black.

00:32:59.000 And I love that he blames the Proud Boys.

00:33:01.000 Look at this.

00:33:02.000 There's some, I think it's a black newspaper called The Griot.

00:33:06.000 I sent this as a separate email.

00:33:08.000 But you can tell he found out that we're litigious.

00:33:12.000 So he doesn't want to say hate or white supremacist.

00:33:15.000 But the word white has become such a bad word, especially in black communities, that this guy can just say white and it sounds like hate.

00:33:26.000 So some of the anti-BLM protesters could be members of the Proud Boys, a hate group, according to the Daily Mail.

00:33:33.000 So he's already covering his ass in the subhead.

00:33:35.000 But if you scroll down, no, no, slow it down.

00:33:41.000 Go back up.

00:33:43.000 Black Lives Matter earlier this month.

00:33:45.000 So in New York, I assume you know this, there was a big pro-cop thing, and they were yelling at the Black Lives Matter people.

00:33:50.000 And I think Proud Boys were with the cops.

00:33:53.000 There was a clash between two opposing sides.

00:33:54.000 Some of the BLM protesters.

00:33:56.000 Could you scroll up so I can see the text?

00:33:58.000 No, the other way.

00:34:05.000 Oh, here we go.

00:34:07.000 Some of the anti-BLM protesters could be members of the Proud Boys, a violent gang of white young men whose views align with the alt-right.

00:34:17.000 You see how you can just sort of use words, avoid getting sued, but say some views align with the alt-right, like less immigration, America first, probably abortion, anti-abortion.

00:34:33.000 And then when you say violent gang of white young men, and the irony is, if you were to say violent gang of young black men, right, people would go, oh, that guy's racist.

00:34:43.000 So if you say violent gang of young black men, you sound like a racist asshole.

00:34:47.000 If you say violent gang of young white men, you immediately picture Zeke Heiling guys with Confederate flag tattoos.

00:34:55.000 And the funny thing about it is they've just diluted it now to nothing.

00:34:59.000 So you go, oh, those guys are a hate group?

00:35:01.000 Yeah, like Trump.

00:35:02.000 Oh, the president is in a hate group.

00:35:05.000 I've noticed these articles changed a lot.

00:35:07.000 Their tone since the SPLC lawsuit.

00:35:09.000 They're kind of just treading very lightly.

00:35:13.000 Yeah.

00:35:13.000 They used to outright say all this stuff.

00:35:16.000 The organization is a hate group, according to the U.S. Southern Poverty Law Center.

00:35:20.000 Yeah.

00:35:21.000 And they never mention the lawsuit.

00:35:24.000 And you're clearly aware of it.

00:35:25.000 And by the way, black guy who wrote that article, if you're aware that we sue, isn't that proof that we're not racist?

00:35:33.000 Like, why would the KKK doesn't sue when you call them racist, white nationalists?

00:35:37.000 Yeah.

00:35:38.000 So isn't the very fact that you have to tiptoe around proof that you got it wrong?

00:35:43.000 Proud Boys, an organization whose founder is suing for being called the thing.

00:35:50.000 You could add that in the article.

00:35:51.000 Well, pull up that video.

00:35:52.000 So there was a big party in Philly and cops were there.

00:35:56.000 And so, and it was about, it was celebrating the police.

00:35:58.000 And the head of the Philly chapter of Proud Boys, it's in the shared folder.

00:36:02.000 Okay.

00:36:04.000 The head of the Philly Proud Boys, who's always been a big cop guy way before he was a Proud Boy.

00:36:09.000 They went there.

00:36:10.000 And then the story became hate group celebrates with police.

00:36:13.000 And of course, fuck the police, his boss.

00:36:17.000 The boss's top brass can't wait to throw everyone under the bus and shit on us for being there.

00:36:24.000 But anyway, here's the news piece.

00:36:26.000 Accident news reporter Dan Coyar covering this for us live from his home with the details.

00:36:30.000 Dan.

00:36:31.000 Shari, at a time when police relations with some members of some communities are severely strained, some people are alarmed to hear that off-duty officers were mingling with a far-right group deemed by some as a hate group at an FOP party.

00:36:48.000 That protesters and counter-protesters were show up at a political event, in this case, a rally last Thursday by Vice President Mike Pence at the FOP Lodge 5, comes as no surprise.

00:36:59.000 This is, after all, a political year.

00:37:02.000 But with raised eyebrows, it's 10 to 15 members of the Proud Boys, a self-described Western chauvinist group, being allowed to attend the FOP's Back to Blue after party.

00:37:11.000 A few members could be seen near the bar drinking beer, eating, and talking with off-duty officers.

00:37:16.000 We're always going to conservative rallies, Trump rallies, and we've seen an event going on for the police, and we wanted to show up there and show her support for them.

00:37:25.000 The Southern Poverty Law Center has designated Proud Boys as a general aid group.

00:37:29.000 By the way, that guy right there, I said to him, well, please, next time you do this, mention the lawsuit.

00:37:34.000 And he goes, I did.

00:37:35.000 They cut it out.

00:37:36.000 Oh, wow.

00:37:37.000 But this was the guy.

00:37:38.000 He had this like, remember the synagogue shooting?

00:37:41.000 There was that rally in Philly.

00:37:43.000 And he was the guy.

00:37:44.000 It was, I call it like boomer constitutionalists.

00:37:46.000 They have this rally.

00:37:47.000 It's pro-cop, but it's a lot of guys dressed like Ben Franklin, waving the American flag.

00:37:51.000 And it's all about the founding fathers and liberty because they're in Philadelphia, right?

00:37:55.000 They're by the Liberty Bill.

00:37:56.000 And it's really a celebration of traditional America, the founding of America, which is big in Philly.

00:38:03.000 Some homo activist nut put out a tweet and said that Proud Boys were celebrating the synagogue shooting and were going to be having a rally in front of the Jewish Museum.

00:38:17.000 Now, everything in Philly is around that one park.

00:38:20.000 The Jewish Museum is here and the rally was here, but it is a quarter mile away and it is technically the same park.

00:38:27.000 I mean, you could say that it was Central Park and still be like five miles from each other.

00:38:31.000 And that's the way it was in Philly.

00:38:33.000 And like the idea that the mayor would give a permit for something celebrating a synagogue shooting, but the narrative stuck.

00:38:39.000 And that tweet he put out claiming that got like 20,000 retweets.

00:38:45.000 People showed up.

00:38:46.000 They beat this, Antifa beat the shit out of two Marines, calling them Spix and Wetbacks, because they assumed they were proud boys who were there for the thing.

00:38:54.000 And then they threw a brick through Zach's window, almost hit his girlfriend.

00:38:58.000 All because of this made-up, Exaggerated, ridiculous story.

00:39:05.000 Yeah, those guys, all that links back to the same thing.

00:39:09.000 And then you see the actual rally: there's black dudes there with megaphones.

00:39:12.000 Yes, Ben Franklin was a man ahead of his time.

00:39:17.000 And the way I described it back then is: I said, dude, if there was a synagogue shooting in 1943 in Germany and Hitler found out, he'd go, oh, okay, let's dial it down a bit, guys.

00:39:33.000 Well, mein Führer, we're going to have a rally in front of the Jewish Museum to celebrate the shooting.

00:39:41.000 No, we're not doing that.

00:39:42.000 That's ridiculous.

00:39:43.000 That's way too extreme.

00:39:45.000 That's a bit of a news.

00:39:48.000 Yeah, let's play that a bit smaller.

00:39:50.000 That's a little big.

00:39:51.000 Let's not crank to it to 11 spinal tap.

00:39:54.000 Sheesh.

00:39:59.000 But play that clip I sent you.

00:40:00.000 I think I emailed you this separately.

00:40:01.000 Are we done with that?

00:40:02.000 Wait, go back, go back.

00:40:03.000 Sorry, we're not done with that.

00:40:05.000 Real, the president of the Philadelphia chapter begs to differ.

00:40:09.000 We're against racism.

00:40:10.000 You know, our group is, you know, multiracial as it is.

00:40:13.000 We have African Americans in our group.

00:40:14.000 We have gay people in our group.

00:40:15.000 We have Asians.

00:40:16.000 You know, anybody.

00:40:17.000 But D.A. Larry Kresner blasted FOP Lodge President John McNespie for allowing the group at their event.

00:40:23.000 Real leaders don't play footsie with hate groups in the city of brotherly love and sisterly affection.

00:40:31.000 That is what Trump does.

00:40:32.000 That's what Pence does.

00:40:34.000 See, that's great, actually.

00:40:36.000 Because when you say hate group and then you say Trump, now 50% of the country is hate.

00:40:41.000 And the word no longer has meaning.

00:40:42.000 When everyone's racist, nobody is.

00:40:44.000 But isn't this weird?

00:40:45.000 This is a DA.

00:40:46.000 This is a guy who controls people's sentences, defines what men are put in cages.

00:40:52.000 And look how fucking left-wing he is.

00:40:54.000 He says Donald Trump is a Nazi.

00:40:57.000 That's what John McNesby is doing, and it's disgraceful.

00:41:00.000 McNesby, who was out of town on vacation, did say in a statement that they were unaware the Proud Boys were on hand, that if they were aware of their presence, we would have immediately escorted them off our property.

00:41:10.000 At no time were these individuals allowed inside our building.

00:41:14.000 You know, John McNesby says a lot of things.

00:41:16.000 Thanks for having our back.

00:41:16.000 Well, we're the only club in the country that actively, regularly advocates for police.

00:41:24.000 Sure, that the Tea Party and other conservative groups like police, we are like thin blue line cop, cop, cop guys, constantly defending the police at a time when they are the least popular they've ever been in American history.

00:41:37.000 And the top brass can't wait to tell us to fuck off because it might appease liberals.

00:41:42.000 It never appeases.

00:41:44.000 What did I tell you about the king at the beginning of the show?

00:41:47.000 Give him an inch, they take a mile.

00:41:48.000 Stop giving your blood in a little shot glass to a vampire and saying, there, you got my blood.

00:41:53.000 Now leave me alone.

00:41:54.000 Why don't you just put some chum in the ocean for the sharks and go, there, sharks, can I swim now?

00:42:00.000 I hope you guys filled up on the chum and I can have a nice swim.

00:42:06.000 It's true.

00:42:08.000 He said they weren't inside.

00:42:09.000 Now there's photos of their being inside.

00:42:10.000 He's just not reliable.

00:42:13.000 Of course, there is no love loss between these two men who have extremely different views on law enforcement in Philadelphia.

00:42:18.000 McNesby does further say in his statement that Philadelphia police officers, FOP leadership, and members condemn Proud Boy's hateful and discriminating speech in any form.

00:42:29.000 Reporting.

00:42:29.000 Can you give an example of it?

00:42:32.000 Look at everyone's such a pussy.

00:42:34.000 So desperate to cover their ass.

00:42:36.000 It's been fucking half a century since MLK was shot.

00:42:40.000 And we keep going, I'm not racist, I'm not racist, I'm not racist.

00:42:44.000 Stop saying it's being used as a weapon against you.

00:42:49.000 When you dress up like a slave and put chains around your neck and say, I'm sorry, I've seen that picture of white people tying up with shackles with shirts that say, I'm sorry.

00:42:58.000 Blacks don't appreciate that, by the way.

00:43:01.000 They see it as weakness.

00:43:05.000 Yeah, that's shit.

00:43:07.000 So sorry.

00:43:08.000 That doesn't do anything.

00:43:10.000 All that does is justify so sorry.

00:43:15.000 There's a kid in the front.

00:43:16.000 Yeah, that's.

00:43:18.000 I'm not sorry.

00:43:21.000 I'll accept your apology for the Irish slaves and the children in the coal mines in Scotland and Ireland and Britain.

00:43:30.000 I'll accept an apology.

00:43:32.000 I don't want even reparations.

00:43:33.000 You keep your fucking money.

00:43:34.000 But we did mine a lot of coal for you guys, and we were working 12 hours a day.

00:43:38.000 But it wasn't slavery, really?

00:43:40.000 You ever heard the phrase, I owe my soul to the company store?

00:43:43.000 That means you're so in debt that you cannot leave the mine.

00:43:47.000 Play that up, proud boy thing.

00:43:50.000 Stop rolling your eyes, asshole.

00:43:52.000 Play that proud boy thing I sent you after the notes.

00:43:56.000 That's a parlor link, I believe.

00:43:59.000 I got a Fox News thing.

00:44:00.000 And I just got two from you.

00:44:05.000 I got the Berry Weiss and the Grio one.

00:44:10.000 Greenly.

00:44:11.000 Yes.

00:44:12.000 Don't sound right.

00:44:13.000 I know.

00:44:13.000 That's what I'm looking at, but that's all I'll see.

00:44:16.000 Oh, fuck.

00:44:16.000 Now I gotta find it again?

00:44:19.000 I was sure I sent it to you.

00:44:20.000 Oh, maybe it does that thing where it gets stuck in my help now, but yeah.

00:44:24.000 You ever had that?

00:44:25.000 I'll pause the Barry Weiss thing right now.

00:44:27.000 Yeah, the Barry Weiss thing's boring.

00:44:30.000 Well, it's boring Weiss.

00:44:32.000 Should I go to your parlor?

00:44:34.000 Did you echo it?

00:44:35.000 Oh, I know.

00:44:36.000 It's in my mail.

00:44:39.000 Here we go.

00:44:40.000 If you guys don't already know, go to Parler and follow Gavin McInnes and I. Yeah, let me get up to...

00:44:48.000 I did not.

00:44:48.000 Not yet.

00:44:49.000 I tried to get you verified.

00:44:50.000 Man, come on, Matsy.

00:44:52.000 I guess that's a no.

00:44:53.000 Is it...

00:44:57.000 It's called this.

00:44:59.000 Okay.

00:45:00.000 I hate that expression, by the way.

00:45:01.000 Yeah, me and me too.

00:45:03.000 I liked it at first.

00:45:04.000 I was like, haha, yeah.

00:45:05.000 Perfect.

00:45:05.000 This.

00:45:06.000 Yeah.

00:45:07.000 When you retweet it or re-parlor it or repost it, we know that you advocated.

00:45:12.000 This.

00:45:13.000 It's like, it's as annoying as it is what it is.

00:45:17.000 I know.

00:45:17.000 A jumping, you know, not a one-on-one fight, but jumping.

00:45:21.000 Again, a jumping, you know, not a one-on-one fight, but jumping.

00:45:25.000 You know, some girl, and one dude comes out of the, you know, out of left field and dropkicks a little baby girl in the head, and she was trying to protect her mother.

00:45:34.000 Also, there was a post I retweeted about a gentleman who was beat to death for wearing a Trump hat.

00:45:40.000 Okay?

00:45:41.000 You know, there was a time where walking around, especially my complexion, mean you got beaten, you got killed.

00:45:47.000 Why don't y'all just simply get some KKK hoods and dime black and get out there in the street and march with some torches and burn some crosses because you all are nothing.

00:45:57.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:45:58.000 You know what?

00:45:59.000 The KKK was Democrat.

00:46:01.000 So, hey, you know what?

00:46:02.000 I guess y'all are in the right party.

00:46:04.000 You know, y'all just need some hoods and some sheets.

00:46:07.000 But I promise you this.

00:46:13.000 Just so you know where I stand, it will not happen anywhere I'm around.

00:46:20.000 You will deal with me and those who think like me, whether they affiliate it or not, because you're a bunch of cowards.

00:46:30.000 Again, the riots have killed more black people than police have.

00:46:34.000 We know that, right?

00:46:35.000 That's that old Candace Owens thing.

00:46:36.000 But I like it when it's a meme and you see all the black faces.

00:46:40.000 That's one for.

00:46:42.000 But we should also, when I'm talking about these white shooters and the victims, the black victims, I don't want to make all blacks out to be victims in this rioting.

00:46:52.000 They have a lot of culpability, too.

00:46:55.000 And they are destroying their own neighborhoods.

00:46:58.000 But you know what's happening?

00:46:59.000 They're not just destroying their own neighborhoods.

00:47:01.000 They're destroying the entire city.

00:47:03.000 And you're going to have this massive, not just white flight, but like business flight, corporate flight.

00:47:09.000 And I don't know if you were when you last were in Philly, but it's gone.

00:47:12.000 Downtown is just Skid Row.

00:47:15.000 It's disgusting.

00:47:15.000 There's bums everywhere.

00:47:17.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:47:19.000 You will regularly step over a body.

00:47:21.000 Or at one point I was talking to my son in this park.

00:47:23.000 I look up.

00:47:23.000 There's a guy wearing a huge ski coat, like he's going, this was in July.

00:47:28.000 No shirt on, pants, shorts, I mean, and I think like destroyed shoes.

00:47:33.000 And he's sitting on a city bike, but it's still locked in.

00:47:37.000 He's just sitting on it like a chair.

00:47:38.000 And he's eating a sandwich and he's just staring at me and my son the way you would stare at an antelope at a safari.

00:47:45.000 Just like.

00:47:48.000 I go, we should probably get out of here.

00:47:49.000 This is a weird scene.

00:47:55.000 Parts of DC are like that, south side of Chicago.

00:47:58.000 That's going to become LA.

00:47:59.000 That's going to become New York City.

00:48:03.000 Silent apartheid.

00:48:07.000 But what's this?

00:48:08.000 Was that 1.5, PJ Media?

00:48:11.000 Did you put up 1.5 yet?

00:48:16.000 Black communities devastated after BLM riots lead to new food deserts.

00:48:19.000 Yeah, that's what I was already talking about.

00:48:20.000 We already got that.

00:48:22.000 Okay, so this I meant to cover yesterday, but this.

00:48:26.000 Oh, yeah, she's touching.

00:48:27.000 That's an old one.

00:48:28.000 Do you remember that?

00:48:29.000 That's from G. Shit.

00:48:32.000 Go to 1.6.

00:48:33.000 So this dumbass gets hit in the face with a tear canister.

00:48:36.000 And this is the black and gold dress thing where you look at the same picture and see different things.

00:48:43.000 You're supposed to see this as a lefty and go, what the fuck?

00:48:47.000 What have the police done?

00:48:49.000 Why have...

00:48:53.000 He's dying.

00:48:56.000 What, does that not load up anymore?

00:48:58.000 Nope.

00:48:59.000 Really?

00:49:00.000 Let's see here.

00:49:01.000 Yeah, that looks like it.

00:49:04.000 I take off my spam browser or whatever.

00:49:08.000 No, when things are really graphic, they fuzz them.

00:49:12.000 Yeah.

00:49:12.000 No, it wasn't loaded until I took off the pop-up blocker.

00:49:15.000 Are you breathing?

00:49:16.000 Shake your head, knock your head.

00:49:19.000 Yeah.

00:49:19.000 Everything fine?

00:49:20.000 This is so deep.

00:49:23.000 No, this has happened to me before.

00:49:26.000 When I got my nose broken and went under my eye, you end up drinking pints of blood.

00:49:31.000 Good God, man.

00:49:32.000 And if you close your mouth, it goes down your throat.

00:49:34.000 So then you end up barfing it out.

00:49:37.000 What do you want?

00:49:39.000 Because the canister's broken his nose and split his nose.

00:49:45.000 So that's why there's so much blood, and that's why he's barfing it out.

00:49:48.000 But when I see this, I have zero sympathy.

00:49:51.000 You went into a riot.

00:49:52.000 You attacked police.

00:49:54.000 You knew tear gas canisters were coming over there to break up the crowd.

00:49:58.000 You were in the way.

00:49:59.000 You got in the way.

00:50:02.000 I'm so sick of this shit.

00:50:04.000 People going up to cops saying, fuck you.

00:50:06.000 And then the cops grab them and they go, what the fuck?

00:50:10.000 That was very avoidable.

00:50:12.000 Or in Spanish, muy avoidible.

00:50:16.000 Remember this guy?

00:50:16.000 Yeah, I remember him.

00:50:17.000 And he was like, it's okay, dude.

00:50:18.000 Fucking.

00:50:19.000 All I was doing was rioting, and now I'm the bad guy.

00:50:22.000 He doesn't care.

00:50:23.000 Remember, he didn't like care.

00:50:24.000 He was very unaffected by it.

00:50:25.000 He wrote that post, like, yeah, you know, I'm just glad I go out there and support.

00:50:30.000 And then we have this thing where they attack a car, and this brother ain't having it.

00:50:35.000 And look how much the guy cowers when he gets...

00:50:46.000 Fuck this meat or my car.

00:50:49.000 jail.

00:50:49.000 Do you understand me?

00:50:54.000 He doesn't even pound him.

00:50:56.000 No.

00:50:56.000 Just keeps him there, you know.

00:51:02.000 He wasn't trying to do anything.

00:51:03.000 Okay, so then this is the annoying thing, too.

00:51:06.000 Let's call that guy a cop because he's one of us, the guy in the car, right?

00:51:10.000 Our side.

00:51:11.000 So they come up to our side, and that's cops, Trump, normal citizens, dads.

00:51:16.000 And they go, fuck you, fuck you.

00:51:19.000 We go, no, fuck you.

00:51:21.000 And then they go, what the fuck?

00:51:23.000 Then they go away, but here's another annoying thing.

00:51:25.000 Then they come back.

00:51:28.000 Like they jump in front of a car, a car hits them, they roll down, then they get up and they start chasing the car.

00:51:33.000 That's it's sisophysian.

00:51:35.000 They just keep coming back for more.

00:51:38.000 Look at this shit.

00:51:39.000 So that was, that should be the end of it, right?

00:51:41.000 He's made it clear.

00:51:42.000 Don't fuck with me.

00:51:43.000 And then they go, we got you on camera, dude.

00:51:45.000 That's on video.

00:51:47.000 And on video, buddy.

00:51:51.000 What was that?

00:51:52.000 Wait, what was that?

00:51:53.000 The sound.

00:51:54.000 That's on video!

00:51:57.000 And on video, buddy!

00:52:00.000 That's on video, buddy.

00:52:03.000 Is that the B-52s?

00:52:04.000 That's no business like show business.

00:52:09.000 What's he put in his headphones?

00:52:11.000 Dude, you want to be alert when there's a mob outside your car?

00:52:17.000 He's going to beg a booer!

00:52:19.000 He's going to kill a booze car.

00:52:22.000 Hey, we need a bunch of people down here now.

00:52:25.000 That's the part.

00:52:26.000 That's crucial.

00:52:28.000 That's why I'm doing this show, and I know I've overdone the ride.

00:52:30.000 I'll probably drop it after this.

00:52:32.000 But the beginning video I showed you where they go, get rid of the evidence.

00:52:35.000 And then this video is just as big of a deal.

00:52:38.000 He's got arrows in his car.

00:52:39.000 We need people down here.

00:52:40.000 You think you're cops.

00:52:42.000 What are you going to do?

00:52:43.000 Arrest him?

00:52:44.000 Citizens arrest.

00:52:44.000 Do you have a permit for those arrows?

00:52:46.000 You don't need a permit for arrows.

00:52:48.000 I think you're thinking of a gun.

00:52:50.000 Okay, guys, we're going to have to confiscate his arrows.

00:52:53.000 Do we have a main arrow guy?

00:52:55.000 Do we have anyone strong who can beat up a black guy?

00:52:58.000 Do you have three arrows?

00:53:00.000 I mean, three bows and arrows ready to go?

00:53:01.000 Medic, there's probably going to be some blood here soon when we try to take these arrows from this guy.

00:53:06.000 Hello, can we get- we got to get those arrows out of the car.

00:53:09.000 I'm the boss of the world.

00:53:09.000 Bow in the air!

00:53:13.000 Bow in the air!

00:53:14.000 He just chomps laying in the ground!

00:53:17.000 Right next to the justice center, this is not ready to go.

00:53:24.000 Hey, let's take a picture of his license.

00:53:26.000 Is that somebody's phone there?

00:53:30.000 Oh, they're not letting him drive.

00:53:31.000 Tedious and weak.

00:53:32.000 They're tedious, weak fascists.

00:53:36.000 Not a great combo.

00:53:38.000 Tyranny of the oppressed.

00:53:42.000 I have a phone.

00:53:42.000 Do we have a phone?

00:53:44.000 Guys, there's a phone here over here.

00:53:47.000 Phone!

00:53:49.000 Did you see anybody drop their phone?

00:53:50.000 I don't know.

00:53:51.000 I was on my scooter that's lit up on the bottom from Toys R Us.

00:53:56.000 Sheesh.

00:54:00.000 Thank you.

00:54:02.000 Amazing.

00:54:03.000 Yeah, you're the new police.

00:54:05.000 Oh, did you see this one?

00:54:06.000 1-8, they attack a driver who's severely handicapped.

00:54:10.000 Leftist goes berserk at protests surrounding smash up car, and it turns out the driver has cerebral palsy like, ah, there he is.

00:54:17.000 Let's beat the shit out of that guy.

00:54:20.000 And what does he say?

00:54:21.000 I was scared to death.

00:54:25.000 Got the green light.

00:54:26.000 I was trying to toot my horn, thinking, hey, guys, look at the light.

00:54:30.000 No, you don't toot your horn at people.

00:54:32.000 They'll beat up your car.

00:54:34.000 They're throwing themselves in the road gladly.

00:54:37.000 Trying to get away from it.

00:54:38.000 And look, look, go down a bit.

00:54:40.000 This is why cars speed away.

00:54:42.000 Look what happens when I stay there.

00:54:45.000 I thought they were going to kill me.

00:54:46.000 It scared the life out of me.

00:54:48.000 You sure know how to choose your victims, guys.

00:54:50.000 Wait, is that his car?

00:54:53.000 Let's go beat up some people with cerebral palsy.

00:54:56.000 How dare you run over my bike?

00:55:01.000 All white people.

00:55:02.000 Oh, that's a bike.

00:55:03.000 There's the bike.

00:55:05.000 It's not her bike.

00:55:06.000 That's my bike, dude.

00:55:07.000 And then they just empty his trunk.

00:55:09.000 What the?

00:55:11.000 Yeah, actually, that's mine.

00:55:15.000 So this all started because he reversed over the bike.

00:55:17.000 If you show any kind of, what's the word?

00:55:21.000 Gall?

00:55:23.000 Any sort of disrespect?

00:55:24.000 Anything short of crying and cowering and taking a beating, if you stand your ground, you're dead.

00:55:30.000 Look at them.

00:55:31.000 I hate all these little young white girls there, too.

00:55:34.000 Like smashing things.

00:55:37.000 I'm part of the black revolution.

00:55:42.000 Is he still in the car?

00:55:47.000 I hate you, car.

00:55:51.000 What's with this new thing with cars?

00:55:55.000 They probably do kill more black people than police.

00:55:59.000 It's like the National Roadkill Antifa Association is furious about the number of dead raccoons on the freeway.

00:56:10.000 Where is this guy?

00:56:12.000 Is he still in the car?

00:56:14.000 What'd you do to this poor old bag of bones?

00:56:28.000 Dude, drive if you're still in there.

00:56:33.000 Like, if you talk to these people, would they say, yes, cars keep hitting us when we're trying to have peaceful protests?

00:56:40.000 Do you think they believe that?

00:56:42.000 Well, they're taking his car now.

00:56:45.000 Yeah, I got it.

00:56:47.000 Let's go.

00:56:48.000 Let the car out.

00:56:49.000 Move.

00:56:50.000 Let the car out.

00:56:51.000 Can't be good.

00:56:53.000 Grand Theft Auto?

00:56:54.000 Look at their little skirts.

00:56:58.000 Anyway.

00:56:58.000 That's a third world country looking scene right there.

00:57:02.000 We're getting what they call example exhaustion, but I keep...

00:57:07.000 I have to get them out of the way.

00:57:14.000 Oh no, I see it.

00:57:15.000 The parlor thing was in the notes, dude.

00:57:16.000 I just jumped ahead.

00:57:19.000 What's this one?

00:57:20.000 2-0?

00:57:21.000 Another car getting attacked for being a car.

00:57:26.000 Okay, so here's just people bothering the cops.

00:57:29.000 Listen to this.

00:57:30.000 Wait, wait, don't show this one yet.

00:57:31.000 Show 21.

00:57:35.000 Is that it?

00:57:37.000 No, no, no.

00:57:37.000 Sorry.

00:57:38.000 Show 1-9.

00:57:38.000 Sorry, folks.

00:57:39.000 1-9's deleted.

00:57:40.000 What?

00:57:41.000 Yeah.

00:57:42.000 Let me see if I could way back machine it.

00:57:45.000 It's this woman.

00:57:46.000 Maybe you've seen the clip where she goes up to these cops and she goes, did you know Black Lives Matter?

00:57:50.000 And the cop goes, All Lives Matter.

00:57:54.000 Oh, do you know how hurtful that is?

00:57:55.000 I need your badge numbers.

00:57:56.000 They're like, 8-1, Ramirez.

00:57:58.000 You too, I need your badge number.

00:58:01.000 The other guy's pissed.

00:58:02.000 He's like, Holland, 8-4.

00:58:05.000 And then the first guy goes, she says to him, so do you know how hurtful it is to say all lives matter when I say Black Lives Matter?

00:58:11.000 She's white, clearly.

00:58:12.000 And he goes, yeah.

00:58:15.000 So you can't say Black Lives Matter.

00:58:16.000 And he goes, I can.

00:58:18.000 I can say Black Lives Matter.

00:58:19.000 I can also say all lives matter.

00:58:21.000 And the arrogance and the way she's fucking browbeating him is infuriating.

00:58:27.000 I parlored it.

00:58:28.000 So if you follow me on Parlor, you will Have already seen it, but we don't have to show that clip.

00:58:32.000 Here's another one: 2-0, where she's decided a cop, no, that's not it.

00:58:37.000 2-0.

00:58:38.000 Gotcha.

00:58:40.000 She's decided some cop who's, I think, in his own building, was breaking into a building and looting.

00:58:46.000 So she starts honking at him.

00:58:47.000 And he goes, Yeah, you're getting a citation.

00:58:49.000 And instead of her going, oh, sorry, officer, again, as we said for years now, if the cops are pissing you off, just see.

00:58:57.000 You're not going to tear them a new ass.

00:58:59.000 They don't get scared when you ask for their badge number.

00:59:02.000 They're not going to lose their job because they notice that you're a cunt.

00:59:06.000 But listen to this fucking bitch.

00:59:09.000 Send me a citation?

00:59:11.000 Yes, I am.

00:59:12.000 I would love to see that.

00:59:13.000 I'm such a fucking support.

00:59:15.000 And I have rear cameras on the way as well.

00:59:17.000 I beeped at you, yeah, because you shouldn't be trying to break in the building.

00:59:20.000 I didn't live in the building.

00:59:21.000 I just showed you that live here.

00:59:22.000 Okay, but before that, I didn't know that, did I?

00:59:24.000 Is it your business, once again?

00:59:25.000 I live here.

00:59:26.000 So it's safety of me and my building.

00:59:28.000 It's my key right here.

00:59:30.000 Okay.

00:59:31.000 So you see a cop in your building and you assume he's a thief?

00:59:36.000 Good.

00:59:36.000 I'm not getting a citation.

00:59:40.000 You are.

00:59:40.000 No, I'm not.

00:59:41.000 I'll fight it tooth and nail.

00:59:42.000 Hey, you're still getting one.

00:59:43.000 Oh, no.

00:59:43.000 Well, I'm not going to pay it.

00:59:44.000 I'll see you in court, though.

00:59:45.000 I'll see you in court.

00:59:46.000 Or when you make a corner for failure to pay, idiot.

00:59:48.000 Neighbor?

00:59:49.000 Was that a hard R neighbor?

00:59:50.000 No, I'm not.

00:59:51.000 I'll fight it tooth and nail.

00:59:53.000 Well, I'm not going to pay it.

00:59:54.000 I'll see you in court, though.

00:59:55.000 I'll see you in court.

00:59:56.000 Or when you make a corner for failure to pay, idiot.

00:59:58.000 I'm putting all these clips together because it makes a cohesive point, which is we've done, the far left are lazy.

01:00:07.000 They have been reading nothing but bullshit.

01:00:10.000 They've been brainwashed by Marxists.

01:00:11.000 And what does Marxism do?

01:00:13.000 It replaces a functioning system that uses meritocracy and the private market and good things.

01:00:18.000 And it says, I can do better than that.

01:00:20.000 And you go, wow, because this works out pretty good.

01:00:23.000 And anyone who doubts that should watch I Am Pencil, right?

01:00:27.000 Or is it iPencil?

01:00:29.000 They talk about how incredible it is and godlike.

01:00:33.000 And it's a good argument for deism, too.

01:00:36.000 How godlike it is that a pencil comes to be.

01:00:40.000 It's all boys and girls and adults who can read and write.

01:00:43.000 Writing is both my vocation and my avocation.

01:00:46.000 That's all I do.

01:00:48.000 You may wonder why I should write a genealogy.

01:00:51.000 Well, to begin with, my story is interesting.

01:00:54.000 And next, I am a mystery.

01:00:56.000 More so than a tree or a sunset or even a flash of lightning.

01:01:00.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:01:01.000 But sadly, I am taken for granted by those who use me.

01:01:04.000 Just jump anywhere in the middle.

01:01:05.000 So the eraser, the lacquer, the printing, the graphite, the metal, everything is made in a different place.

01:01:11.000 And they all come together and make this amazing writing device that you can erase.

01:01:18.000 And it's like 40 cents.

01:01:20.000 I want a pencil.

01:01:22.000 I'm going to buy a pack of pencils.

01:01:24.000 I got a pack of pencils right here, you dolt.

01:01:26.000 Ooh, cool.

01:01:28.000 City of my background.

01:01:30.000 So when you say I can do better than a pencil, you can't.

01:01:34.000 And you fuck up.

01:01:35.000 I can only imagine what Stalin's pencil would have looked like.

01:01:39.000 Let's go to 2-1.

01:01:40.000 This is the NYPD they're harassing.

01:01:44.000 This is how cops are treated in New York right now.

01:01:50.000 Y'all niggas is pussy for that, bro.

01:01:53.000 Y'all niggas are pussies for that, bro.

01:01:56.000 You pussy for that.

01:02:01.000 Get his chain, bro.

01:02:02.000 Get his chain.

01:02:03.000 Cause if you don't get his chain, you're gonna have to pay for it.

01:02:07.000 It's a gold chain, nigga.

01:02:09.000 It's a gold chain, nigga.

01:02:10.000 You can afford that.

01:02:12.000 Niggas can afford it.

01:02:14.000 Get his chain.

01:02:16.000 Why you pop in his chain?

01:02:18.000 You can afford it.

01:02:19.000 You can afford that.

01:02:21.000 Oh, you just pushed him, bro.

01:02:27.000 Just whenever he escapes and everyone cheers.

01:02:31.000 What's up with you, bro?

01:02:35.000 Is that a new Puerto Rican news?

01:02:36.000 That's Puerto Rican.

01:02:37.000 New York.

01:02:48.000 Niggas is pussy.

01:02:53.000 That looks like a black hat.

01:02:53.000 It might be Dominican.

01:02:55.000 It's Dominican blacks.

01:02:57.000 Y'all wildin', yeah, nigga.

01:02:58.000 Y'all niggas is wildin', bro.

01:03:01.000 Look, bro.

01:03:02.000 Look, bro.

01:03:03.000 Don't put your knee on his neck.

01:03:04.000 Look, bro.

01:03:07.000 Come on, come on.

01:03:09.000 Fuck the fuck with you, bro.

01:03:14.000 New York cop dealing with this shit?

01:03:17.000 No, we shot it!

01:03:19.000 No, we didn't get it!

01:03:20.000 No, we didn't get it!

01:03:21.000 Get it!

01:03:25.000 Yeah, fuck him off, Rata.

01:03:27.000 Fuck him off, nigga.

01:03:28.000 Fuck out of here.

01:03:29.000 Fuck out of here, nigga.

01:03:30.000 Let me say Dominican.

01:03:32.000 Nigga, fuck out of here, nigga.

01:03:33.000 You pussy, nigga.

01:03:35.000 Yeah, hold out, nigga.

01:03:36.000 Yeah, hold out, nigga.

01:03:37.000 Yeah, I think it's illegal not to help an officer when he's trying to arrest someone.

01:03:48.000 What does that mean?

01:03:49.000 I thought he said Rata, calling the cop a rat.

01:03:51.000 Yeah, hold up, pussy.

01:03:53.000 Bro, Rata, get out of here.

01:03:55.000 Yeah, get out of here.

01:03:56.000 Yeah, look, you smoke, nigga.

01:03:57.000 They smoked you, pussy.

01:03:59.000 You just got smoked, pussy.

01:04:01.000 They just smoked the shit out of you.

01:04:03.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:04:05.000 Ah, ha, ha, ha.

01:04:08.000 They just smoked you, pussy.

01:04:10.000 Niggas just got smoked.

01:04:14.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:14.000 Who knows?

01:04:15.000 Meanwhile, when we sin, we're canceled.

01:04:18.000 Look at 2-2.

01:04:19.000 Sorry, jump to 2-3.

01:04:22.000 So this is an old story.

01:04:23.000 I'm sorry, but it's part of my little cohesive unit here on today's show.

01:04:29.000 So this de Blasio says bums can stay at a hotel, right?

01:04:33.000 And so they trash the area.

01:04:36.000 They piss and shit everywhere.

01:04:38.000 And they leave beer bottles all over the place.

01:04:40.000 So this guy's had enough.

01:04:41.000 And he rolls three of the beer bottles towards the hotel going, what the fuck?

01:04:46.000 Fired.

01:04:47.000 Canceled.

01:04:48.000 See, that's racist.

01:04:50.000 What?

01:04:52.000 After run-ins with homeless neighbors.

01:04:54.000 How can you be a homeless neighbor?

01:04:57.000 Look, they're pissing in there.

01:04:59.000 Shooting up.

01:05:00.000 This is what I mean when I say we're responsible for 150% of what we do.

01:05:03.000 They're responsible for 20% of what they do.

01:05:06.000 You rolled three bottles.

01:05:07.000 What's the charge?

01:05:09.000 Menacing.

01:05:10.000 It's not littering.

01:05:11.000 Littering is taking something that you have and putting it there.

01:05:15.000 If the thing's already there and I move it, what's the charge?

01:05:18.000 Re-littering?

01:05:19.000 Like, that's got to be a jaywalking charge.

01:05:21.000 But no, he's shut down.

01:05:24.000 And then people say, well, it's not the law that shut him down.

01:05:28.000 It's the free market that shut him down.

01:05:30.000 They boycotted him and the company decided, no, it's a mob.

01:05:34.000 I don't care if the law is canceling me or the mob is canceling me.

01:05:39.000 It's the same result at the end of the day.

01:05:41.000 It's fascism.

01:05:42.000 It's tyranny.

01:05:45.000 Okay, now look at this.

01:05:47.000 We're at the end here, finally.

01:05:48.000 Is this tutu?

01:05:49.000 This is a tutu.

01:05:50.000 Tutu.

01:05:51.000 Dude, I want to kill you for not fucking her.

01:05:54.000 Who said I had to?

01:05:54.000 Ryan hung out with Ashley St. Clair, and they had a fun night, giggling and doing shots, and everything was fun, and he did not make a fucking move.

01:06:04.000 Look at this smoke show.

01:06:05.000 Gotta fuck'em all.

01:06:07.000 I've just gotten word, and I've independently verified this myself, Instagram and Facebook have removed the mute white people gif.

01:06:14.000 Just pause.

01:06:15.000 We're getting ahead of ourselves here.

01:06:18.000 Ryan, you were going to be in your deathpad at an old folks' home and say, I didn't make the moves on this.

01:06:23.000 Look at her.

01:06:26.000 She's a 10.

01:06:27.000 You think she's a 10?

01:06:28.000 Yes.

01:06:28.000 Wow.

01:06:29.000 Look at that.

01:06:30.000 If you were hired to draw a 10, that's what you draw.

01:06:35.000 Look at her hands.

01:06:36.000 Her fingers a 10.

01:06:38.000 We had a great conversation.

01:06:40.000 Conversation.

01:06:41.000 Did everyone hear that at home, folks?

01:06:43.000 We had a great conversation.

01:06:45.000 Yeah, that's what you do with a 10 when you're partying.

01:06:48.000 I got out of the city in my head.

01:06:50.000 No, you're going to be on your deathbed.

01:06:52.000 You'll look like Mr. Miyagi, and you'll just go, why didn't I at least try to fuck her?

01:07:00.000 I could have had her fuck her all night.

01:07:02.000 And I'll just go like this.

01:07:04.000 I'll be there because I'm going to live to 100.

01:07:06.000 So I'll be there.

01:07:08.000 You'll be 80.

01:07:09.000 80.

01:07:09.000 And I'm just going to go like this.

01:07:10.000 Wait, what?

01:07:12.000 All right.

01:07:12.000 Okay, good.

01:07:13.000 I'm going to go like this to you on your deathbed.

01:07:14.000 Right after you say that, I'm going to go like this.

01:07:20.000 Everything will get kind of cloudy, and then it'll go to black.

01:07:24.000 And then you'll leave your body and you'll look down and you'll see you like this.

01:07:27.000 And you'll see me still going, and then you'll fly off to heaven.

01:07:33.000 Because where Ashley will be, and she'll ought to be banging some dude.

01:07:33.000 Okay.

01:07:39.000 You think that's what goes on in heaven?

01:07:41.000 Yeah.

01:07:41.000 And he'll have his arm around her and he'll go, saw that Gavin was giving you the finger.

01:07:46.000 Pretty accurate.

01:07:47.000 And then she'll be like, bye, Ryan.

01:07:51.000 And we'll go fly away.

01:07:53.000 He'll just be sitting there like, fuck.

01:07:53.000 I love that you'll be able to get it.

01:07:55.000 It's just an option that I just didn't flick the fucker switch and there wasn't anything.

01:07:59.000 You gotta try, dude.

01:08:00.000 It's called sports.

01:08:01.000 You gotta swing.

01:08:03.000 You miss every hit you don't take.

01:08:05.000 Maybe there's other people in my life that strikes were going over the plate.

01:08:09.000 Foom.

01:08:10.000 Foom.

01:08:10.000 Untrue.

01:08:11.000 And Casey at the bat did not hit.

01:08:11.000 Foom.

01:08:13.000 Believe it or not, that was not what I wanted to do that night.

01:08:16.000 Yeah, gross.

01:08:17.000 Ugh.

01:08:18.000 Look, put her back up on the screen.

01:08:20.000 Imagine that naked.

01:08:22.000 Yeah, nobody's saying that they were grossed out.

01:08:26.000 Imagine that woman having an orgasm right there on your face.

01:08:29.000 Just simping so hard.

01:08:31.000 Just an action.

01:08:32.000 What a pig.

01:08:34.000 Oh, I'm puking.

01:08:35.000 I've never seen an uglier piece of shit in my life.

01:08:40.000 Dude, her breasts could be penises.

01:08:43.000 I would hope not.

01:08:44.000 And her ass cheeks could be...

01:08:52.000 Oh, Schmeigel.

01:08:54.000 Schmeigel.

01:08:55.000 What?

01:08:55.000 Yeah, he's got two names.

01:08:57.000 One of them is Schmeigel.

01:08:58.000 No.

01:08:59.000 Yes, it is.

01:09:00.000 Yoda, Goda.

01:09:01.000 What's his name?

01:09:03.000 It's Schmeigle, but he's got two names.

01:09:06.000 Anyway, that guy, his face could be duplicated on each butt cheek.

01:09:10.000 And when you go near her ass, the face just goes, yeah, that.

01:09:14.000 That could be her ass cheeks.

01:09:15.000 And they could, Gollum is the name I'm like.

01:09:17.000 Gollum Schmeagel.

01:09:18.000 Yes.

01:09:19.000 And they could be going, my precious.

01:09:22.000 Every time I would go from behind, and I'd just be feeling the Schmeagel faces going into my pelvis, going, my precious, my precious.

01:09:32.000 I would go, oh, well, I'll just put on the music louder.

01:09:37.000 And then when her penis tits were in my face, I would just sort of, I would assume they'd be erect if we were horsing around.

01:09:42.000 I would just sort of bat them out of the way.

01:09:44.000 Boing, boing, boing, boing.

01:09:45.000 You think her butt dicks would be...

01:09:48.000 The dicks are her tits.

01:09:50.000 Oh.

01:09:50.000 Erect penises.

01:09:51.000 And you think they'd be erect?

01:09:53.000 If we were horsing around, I assume they're functioning.

01:09:56.000 Or they could just be hanging.

01:09:57.000 I don't care either way.

01:09:58.000 We'll work around it.

01:09:59.000 Are her dicks gay?

01:10:01.000 She could just be a torso.

01:10:03.000 That would be horrific.

01:10:04.000 Just a torso, and I would still be like wheeling her down with the wheelchair.

01:10:08.000 Hey, you guys see my new girlfriend?

01:10:10.000 And she'd be like, hi, what's going on?

01:10:12.000 And your friends would be fucking jealous.

01:10:14.000 But she doesn't have golem butt cheeks.

01:10:17.000 She doesn't have penis tits.

01:10:18.000 Who knows?

01:10:20.000 Well, you sure as fuck don't.

01:10:22.000 Anyway, we, we, so she, when you put in mute as a gift, it's, it was the first thing that comes up.

01:10:30.000 And go back, go back.

01:10:31.000 So this is all, we've been ignoring the story because of the beauty, but she had a ma white people thing.

01:10:37.000 I think she got fired from campus reform for posing in a picture with Nick Fuentes.

01:10:42.000 Just gotten word, and I have independently verified this myself.

01:10:46.000 Instagram and Facebook have Is it raining in her house?

01:10:50.000 We gotta call a plumber there, Ash.

01:10:53.000 Okay, well, that failed to work.

01:10:55.000 Yeah.

01:10:56.000 Once again, refresher.

01:10:58.000 What?

01:10:59.000 Was it just deleted or some shit?

01:11:04.000 So after she complained about the mah white people thing, they removed it.

01:11:08.000 I independently verified this myself.

01:11:10.000 Mute Instagram and Facebook have removed the mute white people GIF or GIF, however you pronounce it.

01:11:16.000 I know it's a point of contention on how people pronounce that word, but the real question is, is Refinery 29, the company who uploaded the GIF, going to make a statement?

01:11:26.000 Is Giphy, the company who approved the GIF and in their own words, prides themselves on their approval process for GIFs?

01:11:33.000 Are they going to make a statement?

01:11:34.000 Is Instagram or Facebook going to make a statement?

01:11:37.000 These are the questions we need to ask because if this was any other race, we would have had a statement yesterday.

01:11:43.000 So keep the pressure on them.

01:11:45.000 I'm really interested to see what these companies have to say about this.

01:11:50.000 We're so distracted.

01:11:52.000 This is why we need Burkas.

01:11:53.000 This is why I support radicalism.

01:11:55.000 I heard her just fine.

01:11:55.000 I know, but we've been hopping all over the place with this story and playing it out of sync because we both have boners.

01:12:01.000 I'm listening to her.

01:12:02.000 Go back to the original story, though.

01:12:04.000 Okay.

01:12:04.000 Because we're missing out a detail.

01:12:08.000 So Instagram reveals its mute white people thing, and yes, it's real.

01:12:12.000 Go down.

01:12:13.000 So then she says it's gone.

01:12:14.000 That's the update, right?

01:12:17.000 She says, what the fuck is this sticker?

01:12:19.000 And then keep going down.

01:12:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:22.000 Keep going down.

01:12:23.000 Oh, shit, is it gone now?

01:12:25.000 So someone posts it.

01:12:27.000 Wait, go up.

01:12:28.000 Maybe Twitter's.

01:12:30.000 Yeah, look.

01:12:31.000 There's that spot there.

01:12:32.000 Yeah.

01:12:33.000 That's not loading.

01:12:36.000 Because someone posts about it and says, what the fuck is this?

01:12:39.000 Criticizes the mute white people thing.

01:12:41.000 That post gets taken down for being racist.

01:12:46.000 So it is racist to not hate white people.

01:12:50.000 It's okay to be white is racist.

01:12:52.000 All lives matter is racist.

01:12:54.000 And to have a problem with mute white people is racist.

01:12:57.000 And I'm not exaggerating.

01:13:03.000 If you can believe that.

01:13:05.000 Maybe it's mute white people because it's possible.

01:13:08.000 Some people...

01:13:14.000 It's hard to mute them, if you know what I mean.

01:13:17.000 Well, it kind of goes back to the theme of the show, which is, you know why they say mute white people?

01:13:21.000 Because they can.

01:13:24.000 It's just power.

01:13:26.000 If you made it legal to kill white people, people would kill them.

01:13:32.000 Let's see, maybe on InfoWars they have this.

01:13:35.000 No, don't worry about it.

01:13:35.000 We've already seen it to the thing.

01:13:37.000 Where the guy gets deleted.

01:13:40.000 All right, I think it's time.

01:13:43.000 Sorry to bore you guys, by the way.

01:13:44.000 I know this show sucks, but it's time we just did a deep dive on the fucking hypocrisy of BLM Antifa and these riots at the CHOPS murders.

01:13:55.000 But we're done and I won't touch it again.

01:13:57.000 Remember, tomorrow is a live show.

01:14:00.000 Live GML at 9 p.m.

01:14:02.000 And then Thursday, we're not going to do a show because Gavin's on a five-day drinking vendor.

01:14:05.000 But we have a great, great.

01:14:08.000 I think it might be my best interview.

01:14:09.000 And I'm not flattering myself.

01:14:11.000 I'm saying the guest was that interesting.

01:14:13.000 Two huge stories at once.

01:14:17.000 And he's funny as hell.

01:14:18.000 And he's fucking very funny guy.

01:14:20.000 So that woman that you have, the sex tape, did she, so she's fucked the guy with the strap on?

01:14:27.000 Yeah.

01:14:27.000 And she fucked me too in court.

01:14:31.000 Things like that.

01:14:32.000 Plus just little old school New Yorkisms, just like, hey, you know, I was listening to this guy talk for hours.

01:14:39.000 He's hilarious.

01:14:40.000 Yeah.

01:14:41.000 Smart.

01:14:41.000 The one problem with New Yorkers, though, out of context is when they talk about Jews and blacks, they're talking about their friends and people they grew up with.

01:14:47.000 But if you don't live in a very diverse community, it sounds like you're listening to a redneck.

01:14:53.000 But the example I always use is you'll hear some guy going, fucking the blacks with the time, like the island time.

01:14:59.000 How long you been off the fucking island?

01:15:02.000 And you're still late.

01:15:02.000 They're always fucking late.

01:15:03.000 It drives me insane.

01:15:05.000 And you go, oh, that guy's a racist.

01:15:07.000 And then you see him the next night and he's with his black wife and they're late.

01:15:11.000 And he goes, guess why we're late?

01:15:13.000 Who's responsible?

01:15:14.000 Flip a coin.

01:15:16.000 Take a wild guess why we're late.

01:15:18.000 And you go, oh, that's just how New Yorkers talk.

01:15:21.000 And if you bring it up, it's like, I don't know why you're getting hung up on the, yeah, yeah, they're different.

01:15:26.000 People are different.

01:15:27.000 It's the same in Boston.

01:15:30.000 There's a lot of like ribbing, racial ribbing.

01:15:34.000 I used to miss that.

01:15:34.000 Being ripped on for being Asian, like in high school.

01:15:37.000 Oh, I could give it.

01:15:38.000 Where did we get you to the boxing gym, dude?

01:15:40.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:40.000 They're going to smack the yellow out of you.

01:15:42.000 Mr. Miyagi jokes.

01:15:45.000 Looks like you're only waxing off today, Chino.

01:15:48.000 I had a pretty good one with Larry today.

01:15:51.000 I go, you talk shit and you're full of shit.

01:15:54.000 And the only way we can fix this is for me to kick the shit out of you.

01:15:57.000 That's really good.

01:15:58.000 And being good at it, if you will.

01:16:01.000 And then I said, he comes up and he goes, you got a problem?

01:16:03.000 Say something in my face, motherfucker.

01:16:04.000 And he's right in my face.

01:16:05.000 And I go, oh, is it sleepy time?

01:16:07.000 Because I'm about to put the lights out.

01:16:09.000 You're about to go to sleep.

01:16:12.000 You get this fucking attitude.

01:16:13.000 And I think in your dreams.

01:16:14.000 And then I realize, oh, that's why you're picking a fight.

01:16:16.000 Because you want to start dreaming.

01:16:18.000 You want to go to sleep.

01:16:19.000 You know, it'd be really fun along.

01:16:21.000 If you get him a, or you wrap up like a book, like Mary Had a Little Lamb or something.

01:16:26.000 And he's like, what the fuck is this?

01:16:27.000 Be like, I just figured you want a lullaby before I put you to sleep.

01:16:31.000 Yeah.

01:16:31.000 You know what I'll do?

01:16:32.000 I still have all my kids' baby books.

01:16:34.000 Dude, perfect.

01:16:35.000 I'll bring in some little baby book.

01:16:36.000 Yeah, be like, ask you, which one, which one's better?

01:16:38.000 Yeah, that's like.

01:16:40.000 Which one's better?

01:16:40.000 What?

01:16:41.000 I'll bring in somebody's reading.

01:16:41.000 Which one do you want me to read, Jim?

01:16:44.000 This is Bernstein Bears.

01:16:48.000 This is Simon in the Land of Chalk drawings.

01:16:52.000 All right, let's do the mail.

01:16:54.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have to dead.

01:16:58.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:17:04.000 let me touch it By the way, I think I'm going to get in early and see if I could get Gary the old mailbaggy.

01:17:21.000 So if you send your mail to mailbag, get sensor TV, subject line Gary.

01:17:27.000 Okay, I got a letter that I got.

01:17:29.000 Or video messages.

01:17:30.000 Ready for this one?

01:17:32.000 I think so.

01:17:34.000 So this was sent.

01:17:35.000 I don't know who it was sent, but it says, please get this, give this message to Gavin.

01:17:39.000 Okay, that sounds important.

01:17:40.000 Is my family in danger?

01:17:43.000 Is there a hit out on me?

01:17:45.000 Am I going to die?

01:17:46.000 Shit, I better get right to this message.

01:17:49.000 This is a very important message that has to get to me.

01:17:52.000 Think of like Pigeons and Paul Revere.

01:17:55.000 The British are coming.

01:17:56.000 Like, he's got an important message.

01:17:58.000 Actually, there was a guy before Paul Revere That got a message to George Washington that they were going to assassinate him.

01:18:03.000 And that could have been the end of the American Revolution.

01:18:08.000 Miracles and Massacres by Glenn Beck is one of my favorite books of all time.

01:18:11.000 And that's in there.

01:18:12.000 But I forget the dude's name anyway.

01:18:15.000 Gavin, I hope you get this email.

01:18:17.000 Oh, shit.

01:18:18.000 This sounds important.

01:18:19.000 I will make this short and sweet.

01:18:21.000 I'm an American who left the USA in 2017.

01:18:24.000 I left my family of five kids and wife without telling one person.

01:18:27.000 I just got my suitcase and left the U.S. That's a big fuck you to you, buddy.

01:18:32.000 And fuck you and the horse you rode in on, Paul Revere.

01:18:37.000 You're a piece of shit.

01:18:40.000 And like you abandoned your family, your five children, and you think people are going to want to listen to you?

01:18:48.000 Well, that makes sense, actually.

01:18:50.000 He's obviously a selfish dick.

01:18:51.000 It's like when you see fat people acting like assholes.

01:18:54.000 Surprise, surprise, they're self-indulgent.

01:18:57.000 I worked with a bunch of Mexicans in the USA.

01:19:00.000 They taught me how to live in another country illegally.

01:19:02.000 I moved to Australia and met a younger woman.

01:19:04.000 I'm 55 and she is 32.

01:19:06.000 Well, I was doing fine undercover illegal in Aussie until a fucking cunt cop pulled me over for a brake light.

01:19:13.000 Why did you not have your car in perfect working order if you're there illegally, you numb nut?

01:19:18.000 Well, they sent me in an immigration camp for a month.

01:19:21.000 Good.

01:19:22.000 Now I'm out and trying to do the legal and moral thing here.

01:19:26.000 Like what?

01:19:27.000 Re get back in your kids' life?

01:19:29.000 I'm sure they're thrilled to see you.

01:19:31.000 No mention of that, too.

01:19:33.000 I love watching you on YouTube and would love to join censored TV, but right now I don't have a job or the money.

01:19:40.000 Anyway, you can spot me a month free on your site, and I hope to have a job spelled wrong, J-O-B-E, in a month and can pay you back.

01:19:49.000 I'm not making any of this up either.

01:19:51.000 Oh, I can tell.

01:19:52.000 Anyway, I hope to join your site someday.

01:19:54.000 And if you could give me a password for a month, it would be super cool.

01:20:00.000 I'm a lot like you in many ways.

01:20:01.000 Yeah, I abandoned my family too.

01:20:07.000 I loved good drugs in the 70s and 80s and punk music.

01:20:09.000 Oh, wow.

01:20:10.000 We're pushing.

01:20:10.000 We don't give a damn.

01:20:12.000 Now I'm just a lame dude with a young Aussie gal.

01:20:15.000 If I can't join your site, that's fine.

01:20:17.000 You're still cool with me.

01:20:18.000 Many thanks.

01:20:18.000 What a sweet guy, huh?

01:20:20.000 Something wrong with that.

01:20:22.000 I swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.

01:20:26.000 I will eat your ass.

01:20:29.000 Can you believe the gall of some people?

01:20:33.000 Fucking arrogance.

01:20:36.000 Like, how about, hey, Gavin, no.

01:20:39.000 First of all, don't ask me for free.

01:20:41.000 If you're not a little kid dying of cancer, don't ask me for free shit.

01:20:45.000 No.

01:20:46.000 But secondly, when you've done something as horrific as abandon a family, leave five kids with a woman to raise by herself, come in with a more humble tone.

01:20:56.000 Like, hi, I'm basically the biggest piece of shit on earth that did something that's going to make you puke.

01:21:02.000 It's so horrible.

01:21:05.000 It's quiet.

01:21:05.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

01:21:07.000 Yeah, it's real quiet for him.

01:21:12.000 Tool.

01:21:13.000 Gavin, I can understand not liking tool.

01:21:15.000 They're an acquired taste.

01:21:16.000 Fuck Tool.

01:21:17.000 That being said, to say that they suck is borderline retarded.

01:21:19.000 Don't be retarded.

01:21:20.000 I believe blah, blah, blah.

01:21:22.000 If you like Tool, you're a Tool.

01:21:25.000 Aaron Thomas.

01:21:26.000 Hey, what's up, YouTube?

01:21:27.000 I'm Dear Fag's Own Freedom Fighter.

01:21:29.000 Why do you send that?

01:21:32.000 That's what he sent?

01:21:32.000 Yeah.

01:21:33.000 I don't even want to.

01:21:34.000 Waste your time.

01:21:35.000 It's a reactionary.

01:21:36.000 Firstly, I had no idea one small Asian man could deliver something so hot and fresh that didn't involve chopsticks and a fortune cookie.

01:21:41.000 Talking about my one-liners?

01:21:43.000 This fight was probably the most entertaining thing I've seen on the site, and it was just a teeny clip.

01:21:47.000 You should throw it together in its own video, including everything else.

01:21:50.000 I'm a bit pissed that you teased the driveway portion, but didn't show it.

01:21:53.000 Well, it was really like at the very end of my driveway, and you can't really make it out.

01:21:59.000 You sort of see this ghost figure of me going like that.

01:22:03.000 Yeah.

01:22:04.000 And at one point, a car drives by and illuminates this, but it's not really even on my property.

01:22:08.000 It's on the sidewalk in front of my house.

01:22:11.000 So you can't really make it out.

01:22:13.000 Sorry.

01:22:14.000 And I kind of admit, I'm willing to admit, I'm kind of jealous because I did some pretty good moves.

01:22:20.000 I went from being asleep, unconscious, I wake up covered in blood, say, that's it.

01:22:25.000 I pick him up, throw him on the ground, and start lacing into him.

01:22:29.000 And that's not, and Brian's the hero because his was on high def.

01:22:35.000 He's a beast.

01:22:35.000 I picked him up and threw him down.

01:22:37.000 You did.

01:22:38.000 You definitely did.

01:22:39.000 Well, I actually, I more grabbed the back of him and let him down.

01:22:42.000 Yeah.

01:22:42.000 It was good, though.

01:22:43.000 He didn't throw him the way he threw me.

01:22:46.000 I have to admit, too, when he threw me into that rock on my way down, I felt like a woman.

01:22:51.000 I was like, I am hurling.

01:22:56.000 I was like, I did not give any resistance here.

01:22:58.000 I'm in the air.

01:23:00.000 I watched the, you know, I don't think he gave his full power towards me, but it's so funny after I say, I'll put you out for a week.

01:23:08.000 It's a whap.

01:23:10.000 The timing of his knock to my head is very funny.

01:23:14.000 I'll put you out for a week.

01:23:16.000 He ends the letter with, don't let me do shots or Coke.

01:23:19.000 I was going to wear that shirt today.

01:23:22.000 This is from Christian.

01:23:23.000 App sucks as much as Mexico.

01:23:26.000 Hi, cheap ass.

01:23:28.000 It only hurts because it's true.

01:23:30.000 Isn't it nice that you don't have to look far to find the one that leaves the deepest scar?

01:23:35.000 And faggot.

01:23:36.000 You have hurt me today.

01:23:38.000 I live in Guadalhari, Jalisco, Mexico.

01:23:41.000 My name is Christian.

01:23:42.000 I know my country is a shithole, and I want to let you know that I feel right at home on your crappy app.

01:23:47.000 It sucks ass.

01:23:48.000 I'm turning into Triumph the Insult Arc.

01:23:50.000 I have to open and close the app at least three times for it to load correctly.

01:23:53.000 I decided to watch the shows through the page because it's less shitty, even though the videos take a shitload to buffer.

01:23:59.000 I'm rethinking the subscription since the cost of it represents a week's work of pay down here.

01:24:03.000 JK, can't get enough of the G-Dog, but your app does suck ass.

01:24:07.000 Probably as much as Ryan in the fag zone on the weekend.

01:24:10.000 I want to fuck you with my heels on.

01:24:12.000 Mean.

01:24:13.000 Heels spelled wrong.

01:24:14.000 Should I just forward that to...

01:24:19.000 I haven't heard complaints about the app.

01:24:21.000 Mean neither.

01:24:21.000 But.

01:24:22.000 Thinking it could be the service providers.

01:24:25.000 Our buddy at Weaponize Opinion podcast said it'd be great if we put the news articles on the app.

01:24:30.000 That'd be great.

01:24:31.000 Fuck off.

01:24:34.000 Dear JuLML, you are right.

01:24:37.000 Steve's obsession about duplicating Jimmy is weird, but the guy is a god-sent.

01:24:42.000 Can our viewers speak English?

01:24:44.000 It's not godsend?

01:24:45.000 Isn't it Godsend?

01:24:46.000 Yes.

01:24:47.000 Okay, thank God.

01:24:48.000 Ryan is right.

01:24:49.000 Punk or hardcore wrists are not the be-all and end-all.

01:24:52.000 Shut up, Jeff.

01:24:53.000 Stevie Rayvon blows chunks.

01:24:56.000 Day by day.

01:24:57.000 Afternoon, Gavin Ryga.

01:24:58.000 I thought I would spread this good news.

01:25:00.000 If you learn to live around Chicago, it seems ICE is offering a week-long class to become ICE Vigilantes, as the mayor called us.

01:25:08.000 The media and Lori Lightfoot are bitching about this announcement, so I recommend to all sign up for this.

01:25:13.000 You can sign up by emailing your community relationschicagoicedhs.gov.

01:25:18.000 You can learn more going to the official ICE page.

01:25:21.000 Ice.

01:25:22.000 Ice, ice, baby.

01:25:24.000 Time to get ratting.

01:25:27.000 Look at her.

01:25:28.000 She wasn't an ugly woman before she became the mayor of Chicago.

01:25:32.000 I don't think she's ever worked hard before, and it has just destroyed her.

01:25:36.000 She looks like a zombie.

01:25:38.000 They could just throw her in the Star Wars movies.

01:25:41.000 She used to have her hair did with a nice perm.

01:25:44.000 Now she looks like a homeless woman.

01:25:47.000 a little bit This is a letter from Jen.

01:25:56.000 Nude pick you requested.

01:25:57.000 Sorry, it's not nude.

01:25:59.000 You might not want to show this.

01:26:00.000 I wrote in yesterday about changing the intro to live from New York.

01:26:03.000 It's Gavin and Ryan.

01:26:04.000 At the end of the email, you requested for a woman.

01:26:05.000 Please include nudes or at least a pick when they write in.

01:26:08.000 Well, here's at least a pick.

01:26:09.000 Sorry, it's not nude.

01:26:10.000 Feel free to rate me.

01:26:11.000 Okay, well, I think we.

01:26:12.000 Ryan, no extra points for complimenting you yesterday.

01:26:14.000 I'm not sensitive, so you can be honest.

01:26:16.000 Haven't we rated her before?

01:26:18.000 Oh, yeah, I remember this.

01:26:19.000 I think she did well.

01:26:21.000 Yeah.

01:26:21.000 I think it was high sevens.

01:26:22.000 We default to the previous rating.

01:26:24.000 Yeah.

01:26:26.000 Because we don't want to contradict ourselves.

01:26:28.000 I just like seeing what people look like.

01:26:29.000 I wish everyone would include a picture.

01:26:31.000 Yeah, that would be kind of cool.

01:26:31.000 Just be like, don't show.

01:26:34.000 That's why whenever I read an article, I always find the author and look him up.

01:26:38.000 And I go, oh, you're a cock.

01:26:39.000 Okay, that's why you're saying that.

01:26:43.000 I can't show this next link, though.

01:26:44.000 Dear G-Dog and Fag Emporium self-explanatory video.

01:26:48.000 I hope you can view it.

01:26:48.000 I thought some of these...

01:26:52.000 Yeah.

01:26:53.000 So Maddow's transformation is pretty revealing.

01:26:59.000 She was a hottie.

01:27:02.000 I just looked up Maddow's Transformation video.

01:27:07.000 The problem with video and Rachel Maddow is 8 million things come up.

01:27:12.000 Yeah.

01:27:17.000 What if I look in images?

01:27:20.000 Maddow's transformation?

01:27:22.000 Yeah.

01:27:26.000 I remember there was a picture of her younger.

01:27:28.000 We should have an Olympic competition to see how long you can watch Rachel Maddow.

01:27:35.000 She turned into the kid who plays Spider-Man.

01:27:38.000 Patrick almost said his name.

01:27:40.000 Home Game on Netflix.

01:27:42.000 Hello, gays.

01:27:42.000 Have you checked out the series Home Game?

01:27:44.000 The first episode, they dive into this game called Calcio Storico and its place in Florentine culture.

01:27:51.000 Basically, Roman football with fist fights and wrestling.

01:27:53.000 Pretty insane game.

01:27:54.000 Hopefully Gavin isn't wearing light-colored pants because this will give him a Gay for Men boner.

01:27:59.000 I'm familiar with Calico Storico.

01:28:02.000 I think they still play it.

01:28:05.000 And it's a really violent Italian football.

01:28:08.000 Yeah, they still play it.

01:28:11.000 When that information was brought.

01:28:14.000 Why aren't you looking it up, Brian?

01:28:15.000 I'm watching a video of it.

01:28:17.000 Okay.

01:28:19.000 I'm on Netflix right now.

01:28:20.000 The war on drugs caused me millions of dollars.

01:28:22.000 No, go to look up the most dangerous game of football.

01:28:25.000 Calcio Storico.

01:28:27.000 So it's like bare knuckle boxing football.

01:28:42.000 Jump in the middle.

01:28:46.000 For the Fiorentino, to go to Santa Rocha and play Caggiorno is an honor.

01:28:51.000 It's really an honor.

01:28:53.000 They're just going to not hit on Ashley St. Clair.

01:28:57.000 They're going to throw her in a van kidnap her.

01:28:59.000 No, that's terrible.

01:29:02.000 Would any judge in the land convict you?

01:29:05.000 Maybe.

01:29:06.000 There's a judge up above that wouldn't.

01:29:10.000 It would be worth it, I'd go to hell.

01:29:11.000 For Ashley Sifo.

01:29:13.000 All right, thanks.

01:29:20.000 It's a wonderful thing.

01:29:21.000 I think that's enough.

01:29:22.000 I didn't understand what they were saying.

01:29:25.000 Yeah, that's because they're speaking Italian.

01:29:27.000 I see.

01:29:31.000 Oh, here's one more.

01:29:33.000 Cheap shot.

01:29:34.000 That was a cheap shot by Ryan.

01:29:36.000 He waits for John Goodman's attention to turn to Gavin, then a hard cross right on the button.

01:29:39.000 That's some serious little shit behavior.

01:29:41.000 I literally waited for me to have an open shot.

01:29:43.000 He took three blows to the face and then was standing there.

01:29:47.000 I wasn't waiting for him.

01:29:48.000 I'd love to see you fight, dude.

01:29:50.000 I swear, I just remember his, I wasn't waiting for his attention to go away from me.

01:29:54.000 I was looking for a nice shot.

01:29:55.000 I get the guys on your property, but you're two guys against one.

01:29:58.000 I wasn't fighting him.

01:29:59.000 I was trying to calm everyone down, so it doesn't count.

01:30:02.000 Yeah, we weren't hitting him at the same time ever.

01:30:04.000 You don't have to resort to that.

01:30:05.000 Anyways, appreciate the show.

01:30:06.000 You're a fucker.

01:30:06.000 I can just tell this guy's a pussy.

01:30:08.000 Can't you tell?

01:30:10.000 Like, they've never been in fights, but they watch them.

01:30:12.000 It's sort of like those ugly dudes who see someone like Demi Lovato and they're like, too fat.

01:30:17.000 She's a fat bitch.

01:30:23.000 All right, so we've read that.

01:30:32.000 What are we doing?

01:30:33.000 I don't know.

01:30:37.000 Okay.

01:30:38.000 I think I might have found him.

01:30:41.000 Who?

01:30:41.000 On Instagram.

01:30:42.000 I'm not sure.

01:30:42.000 I'm not sure going to show him, but that's hilarious.

01:30:45.000 If that's him, that's a child.

01:30:47.000 I'd like to think it's not.

01:30:49.000 It's like a 12-year-old.

01:30:51.000 But I don't know.

01:30:52.000 But yeah, that was some fucked up shit, man.

01:30:54.000 You got to go man to man.

01:30:56.000 So let's end with this dad who seems pretty cool.

01:31:02.000 A huge Cardi B fan.

01:31:05.000 That's him.

01:31:07.000 All right.

01:31:08.000 He's a huge.

01:31:09.000 we're doing the final video now.

01:31:11.000 So this is 2-7.

01:31:13.000 This guy enjoys Cardi B so much that he incorporates his children into the dancing, the car dancing.

01:31:21.000 And to people who are not familiar with other cultures, this may seem a little intense, but it's called rocking out.

01:31:31.000 You know how Elmer Ford disease is going around, right?

01:31:34.000 Elma Faud Disease existed.

01:31:36.000 It does, though.

01:31:37.000 No, it don't.

01:31:38.000 Emma Ford disease does.

01:31:39.000 No, it does not.

01:31:40.000 It runs in the US family.

01:31:41.000 No, it does not run in the U.S. family.

01:31:42.000 It does run in my family.

01:31:49.000 Weird for a dude to be into Cardi B. Cardi B like is a dude.

01:31:59.000 This is expensive, this is hot bottom, this is bloody shorts That's not safe at all.

01:32:06.000 Why is the kid limp?

01:32:13.000 This happens every time the song comes on.

01:32:15.000 They know the drill.

01:32:16.000 They don't wear their favorite shirt when they go ride with him.

01:32:19.000 I'm going to put on my Your Dad's Driving Us Around shirt.

01:32:22.000 You don't mind?

01:32:23.000 I'm going to put on just a Gilden shirt from three years ago that I was going to use as a rag.

01:32:28.000 A neck brace, an extra seatbelt, bottle of water, mace.

01:32:35.000 Gotta buckle that seatbelt now.

01:32:39.000 Fun, dad.

01:32:42.000 Get fired.

01:32:42.000 Get in trouble.

01:32:43.000 Be brave.

01:32:44.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 14, 2020

S02E187 - BLOODY REVOLUTIONS [2020-07-14 - S02E187 - BLOODY REVOLUTIONS]

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