Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 20, 2020


S02E188 - IS THE REVOLUTION WINNING? [2020-07-20 - S02E188 - IS THE REVOLUTION WINNING?]


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 39 minutes

Words per Minute

152.44302

Word Count

15,163

Sentence Count

1,618

Misogynist Sentences

130

Hate Speech Sentences

109


Summary

Tori Lane and Meghan the stallion, the Misfits, Trump 2020, and a whole lot more. Also, a new girl is in trouble with the law, and we're not sure if it's a good thing.


Transcript

00:00:03.000 We are shipping for the day, baby.
00:00:06.000 Body manui stream, baby.
00:00:08.000 Oops, I don't fell for your way, baby.
00:00:10.000 A new girl, but live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:39.000 Was a kid named Daystar, born in Brampton, Ontario, possibly the whitest place on earth.
00:00:46.000 And no, that Jamaican accent is not convincing, but he's known as Tori Lanes.
00:00:53.000 And I guess he's a Vietnam veteran.
00:00:55.000 That's great.
00:00:56.000 He's also 5'2.
00:00:59.000 And he's in the news today because he shot our girl, Megan the Stallion, in the foot.
00:01:07.000 Does Megan the Stallion understand that the word stallion is like a real man?
00:01:14.000 It's not sexy to be a stallion.
00:01:18.000 Anyway, they were at Kylie Jenner's pool party, and I think he was in the car.
00:01:23.000 First of all, why are you in the car in your bathing suit?
00:01:27.000 Isn't that annoying?
00:01:30.000 She's a billionaire.
00:01:32.000 They probably have a pool house.
00:01:33.000 Change.
00:01:36.000 That's him on the ground.
00:01:39.000 They're saying to Megan, put your hands up, but he thinks they mean him.
00:01:42.000 So his hands are here, so he's trying to put them up.
00:01:47.000 Don't fly away, Trey.
00:01:49.000 Tori.
00:01:51.000 Look, she's limping, and every time she steps, she leaves a little blood footprint.
00:01:55.000 They have to blur her bum.
00:01:56.000 They have to blur her big fat ass.
00:01:58.000 Even from a helicopter view.
00:01:59.000 Bring a change of clothes.
00:02:02.000 If your ass is visible from a drone, even put some fucking clothes on.
00:02:07.000 My God.
00:02:08.000 She looks good, though.
00:02:11.000 Yeah, it's an accident.
00:02:14.000 Right?
00:02:15.000 I would assume.
00:02:16.000 Stupid accident by dumb dumbs.
00:02:20.000 I only have a pencil.
00:02:21.000 Hold on, I got this.
00:02:25.000 And what the fuck does that mean?
00:02:26.000 Everyone falls in love sometimes.
00:02:29.000 Everyone falls in love.
00:02:30.000 Got it.
00:02:31.000 Sometimes?
00:02:32.000 What does that mean?
00:02:33.000 What an irritating song.
00:02:36.000 Someone else coming up.
00:02:37.000 Hey, we're always...
00:02:40.000 Yes.
00:02:41.000 Okay.
00:02:41.000 Yeah, so whoever originally said that has is the dum-dum.
00:02:45.000 They're all pretty stupid.
00:02:47.000 Speaking of rock and roll, the misfits singer.
00:02:51.000 What's his name?
00:02:53.000 Bones?
00:02:53.000 Mikey Bones?
00:02:54.000 No, Michael Graves.
00:02:55.000 Nick Mickey Grave.
00:02:56.000 Michael Graves.
00:02:58.000 He put out a thing, I'm a proud Western chauvinist and I refuse to apologize for building the modern world.
00:03:04.000 Proud Boys.
00:03:06.000 America, InfoWars, Masculinity, Monster Dad, Real Men, Trump 2020.
00:03:12.000 So that can't be good.
00:03:13.000 I mean, I like it.
00:03:15.000 I wish more people would do it.
00:03:17.000 But when you're in the punk scene, he's not in the Misfits anymore.
00:03:20.000 He's had a million solo projects.
00:03:22.000 I think he was in the Misfits from 97 to 2000.
00:03:25.000 And I know you're irritated by my hip-hop style of wearing a hat, but this is what New Yorkers do.
00:03:32.000 Isn't it weird?
00:03:34.000 My daughter at dinner the other night, she said, all white men between the ages of 20 or 18 and 25 look like they could be in dude perfect.
00:03:43.000 And I go, you want to get into mass conformity?
00:03:45.000 All black dudes look the same from around 11 to 48.
00:03:52.000 And they wear these hats.
00:03:53.000 They wear their hat like this.
00:03:54.000 Or I've noticed another thing is to do, you sometimes see Arabs do this.
00:03:58.000 They make the hat super small and then they wear it like this.
00:04:05.000 Isn't that annoying?
00:04:10.000 So yeah, I guess he's come out as a proud boy.
00:04:13.000 And let me see what his fans say.
00:04:18.000 Goodbye, old white man.
00:04:20.000 This is getting really weird.
00:04:23.000 This feels wrong, Michael.
00:04:25.000 Michael?
00:04:27.000 Is that how he spells his name?
00:04:29.000 Oh, he does.
00:04:30.000 I'm sorry.
00:04:31.000 Had a great chat with you last year here in Germany.
00:04:33.000 Please don't re-elect this man.
00:04:35.000 Kind regards.
00:04:37.000 That's from Dropkick Danny.
00:04:39.000 You're an American sicko, an American sicko.
00:04:42.000 Oh.
00:04:44.000 Chauvinist now.
00:04:45.000 And someone explains what it is.
00:04:46.000 Keep going.
00:04:48.000 I really hope it is a hack.
00:04:51.000 But at this point, I wouldn't be surprised.
00:04:52.000 A white power sign and Proud Boys?
00:04:55.000 Really?
00:04:59.000 Their big hit was dig up her bones.
00:05:01.000 That's 1-3.
00:05:08.000 It's loading.
00:05:10.000 Are the Misfits punk?
00:05:14.000 I've always had trouble classifying them.
00:05:18.000 Most punk in America is hardcore.
00:05:21.000 Hardcore is American punk.
00:05:23.000 But there are punk bands in America.
00:05:25.000 Dead Kennedys are a punk band.
00:05:27.000 But I always thought the Misfits were either punk or just hard rock.
00:05:32.000 Like when we were in our cover band, 80s Hardcore.
00:05:34.000 There he is.
00:05:36.000 Quite a chin on him.
00:05:46.000 Jersey guy.
00:05:47.000 They're all a jersey guy.
00:05:52.000 Yeah, and we said we can't cover the misfits.
00:05:55.000 It doesn't feel right.
00:05:55.000 They're not hardcore.
00:05:58.000 But are they punk?
00:06:00.000 A lot of their stuff sounds like just rock and roll, kind of.
00:06:04.000 Well, I don't think the Ramones are punk.
00:06:06.000 The Ramones were just going for rockabilly, but they were so nervous on their first show that they played their whole set in about 20 minutes.
00:06:16.000 But they weren't going for punk.
00:06:19.000 They accidentally stumbled into punk, and then everyone said, you invented punk.
00:06:22.000 And they went, okay, yeah, we invented punk.
00:06:26.000 I'm not a hat guy.
00:06:27.000 I can't really get into it.
00:06:29.000 Punk bands don't go Acoustic.
00:06:33.000 Is there anything that disqualifies you from being punk?
00:06:36.000 Even if you're super duper punk, you do a ballad solos, disqualify you.
00:06:40.000 Saxophones.
00:06:42.000 Oh, yeah, that would be bad.
00:06:44.000 Ballads are allowed.
00:06:45.000 Hmm.
00:06:48.000 Well, hardcore, they allow ballads, but not punk.
00:06:52.000 But you got to remember, when the Ramones came out, everyone was trying to be 50s.
00:06:56.000 There was happy days.
00:06:57.000 There was American graffiti.
00:06:58.000 I talked to Dee Schneider, a Twisted Sister, and he said, we couldn't get any gigs because we were glam.
00:07:03.000 And if you weren't doing the 50s thing, no one wanted you back in the late 70s.
00:07:08.000 So weird.
00:07:11.000 I had my 50th birthday this weekend.
00:07:14.000 That's why I haven't seen you in so long.
00:07:16.000 On Thursday, we played the Vinny Parko thing.
00:07:20.000 Oh, I took my kids boxing.
00:07:22.000 Friday, it's great.
00:07:24.000 It's great having a birthday weekend too when you're 50 because you don't have to do shit.
00:07:28.000 I didn't do the dishes.
00:07:29.000 I didn't fucking pay any attention to the kids.
00:07:32.000 I only went to one of my boys' games.
00:07:34.000 And then Friday night, Milo had this fantastic ode to the G-Dog called Souse at 60.
00:07:41.000 He got the age wrong.
00:07:43.000 This was my favorite one.
00:07:44.000 Turn it up.
00:07:48.000 Kenya.
00:07:50.000 60th birthday.
00:07:51.000 Now, Milo, you don't look a day over 59.
00:07:56.000 But what do I know?
00:07:57.000 Here you are celebrating the big 6-0.
00:08:00.000 You know, I think one of the things I love about you, Gavin, apart from the fact you are the other side of the pond, not near me, is the fact that you have prevailed despite all the attacks against you, despite the hard things that have happened in your life.
00:08:16.000 You know, I think the issues you've had with herpes and syphilis over the years, particularly, I think, the erectile dysfunction.
00:08:26.000 You know, those were hard times for you.
00:08:28.000 And you've still come through all that.
00:08:30.000 Pat was terrible.
00:08:32.000 He was getting heckled a lot.
00:08:35.000 So?
00:08:35.000 And he was looking at his phone.
00:08:37.000 He wrote all his jokes on his phone.
00:08:40.000 Pathetic.
00:08:42.000 What a bad job he did.
00:08:43.000 Katie did a great job.
00:08:44.000 Mila did a great job.
00:08:45.000 My dad was not happy.
00:08:47.000 Bill didn't do good because he also was heckled and he was bummed.
00:08:51.000 He looked like Gary.
00:08:54.000 He acted insane.
00:08:55.000 I met him at the bar downstairs and he was screaming.
00:08:58.000 You know what happened at the bar downstairs?
00:09:00.000 He goes, all right, we'll take two more pairs and then two shots of Jameson.
00:09:04.000 And then I said to the waiter, actually, can you make mine a fireball?
00:09:08.000 And the waiter went and brought two shots of Jameson.
00:09:13.000 I drank it and I went, oh, that's Jamison.
00:09:15.000 I don't like Jameson.
00:09:16.000 Me neither.
00:09:17.000 I guess I'm such a fag that when I make orders, people laugh, assuming I'm being sarcastic.
00:09:23.000 Can you get the chicken tendis and fries?
00:09:25.000 Yeah, Bill was terrible.
00:09:26.000 Pat was a low point.
00:09:27.000 And I love Pat.
00:09:28.000 He's a great comedian.
00:09:29.000 I've never seen him bomb before, but he blew.
00:09:32.000 And then my dad was furious that he didn't know it was a roast and he made his two nice.
00:09:36.000 But he said, he said, what are you doing?
00:09:40.000 Why is that cunt Bill Schultz on?
00:09:43.000 Here, I'll read you exactly what my old man said.
00:09:46.000 I loved it.
00:09:47.000 It was one of my best.
00:09:48.000 I mean, this weekend was just heaven on earth.
00:09:51.000 But I thought that thing was awesome last night.
00:09:55.000 Last night?
00:09:56.000 I mean, sorry, Friday night.
00:09:57.000 Yeah, it ruled.
00:09:58.000 It was great.
00:09:59.000 You walked out for my set.
00:10:01.000 He's your brother.
00:10:02.000 Happy 60th birthday.
00:10:03.000 I remember when he was When Lorenzo went out for that one time, where's my daddy?
00:10:19.000 You didn't see my, what I did.
00:10:20.000 You walked out as soon as I got on there.
00:10:22.000 Oh, okay, that's it.
00:10:23.000 Very hurt by that.
00:10:26.000 It's finally that time.
00:10:28.000 The climax of the show.
00:10:30.000 Ladies and gentlemen, please join me in welcoming to the couch Gavin McGinnis.
00:10:40.000 Perfect time to go, Piss.
00:10:42.000 Now, Baldrick to my black adder.
00:10:43.000 Now, Gavin.
00:10:44.000 What does that mean?
00:10:45.000 Baldrick to my black adder?
00:10:47.000 I've already showed you on the show.
00:10:51.000 How fucking dumb are you?
00:10:53.000 I don't remember that name.
00:10:55.000 Tell us about your penis.
00:10:56.000 How can I explain something on this show that you work on where you pull up the clip and you, two days later, you go, I don't know what that means.
00:11:05.000 Baldrick to my black adder.
00:11:06.000 I'll figure it out.
00:11:07.000 No, you won't.
00:11:08.000 Oh, well, it's uncircumcised.
00:11:12.000 So it's got a lot of skin.
00:11:17.000 He's quite good, isn't he?
00:11:18.000 He's quite good, isn't it?
00:11:20.000 All right, take the beard off and do your Chadwick.
00:11:22.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:23.000 Well, okay, I'll take the beard off.
00:11:25.000 This is actually shaved when I met Andrew WK and David Cross.
00:11:32.000 And then I peed my pants.
00:11:35.000 Playing the hits.
00:11:35.000 Oh, that was good.
00:11:36.000 That was good.
00:11:36.000 Do your Chadwick, do your Chadwick.
00:11:37.000 Let's hit.
00:11:38.000 Everybody close your eyes.
00:11:39.000 Actually, I'm going to...
00:11:41.000 Just Baldrick and Black Adder.
00:11:43.000 Okay.
00:11:44.000 The Chadwick is creepy.
00:11:46.000 We've already done it a million times, and people can go see the show if they're.
00:11:49.000 And it did Bill Schultz, which is very good.
00:11:52.000 Oh, yeah, true.
00:11:53.000 Baldrick and Black.
00:11:56.000 Okay, got it.
00:11:58.000 But now you remember?
00:11:59.000 The spelling of Black Adder now reminds me of that.
00:12:04.000 Yeah.
00:12:05.000 Yeah, that was a hard one.
00:12:07.000 Why was it a hard one?
00:12:08.000 Because I just learned about this.
00:12:11.000 So?
00:12:12.000 And let me guess, he's his foil.
00:12:14.000 But we went through this, Ryan.
00:12:16.000 Yeah, I didn't get to know that.
00:12:17.000 We watched a video.
00:12:18.000 I'm bad with names.
00:12:20.000 You're bad with words.
00:12:25.000 So then on the Saturday, we had a big party, and my wife goes, whatever you want.
00:12:28.000 We can rent this hall and do that and have the kids there.
00:12:31.000 And I was like, I don't really want to see the kids or you or women in general.
00:12:35.000 I just want, when I think of my favorite thing, I think of an old man bar and my male friends not competing for pussy or anything.
00:12:42.000 And that was the bar that I did it at.
00:12:46.000 So I started 12 to 9.
00:12:48.000 It just had dudes over.
00:12:50.000 War vets, bikers, guys from the gym, baseball dads, MAGA dads.
00:12:56.000 Just gonna send it.
00:12:58.000 It was heaven on earth.
00:13:00.000 And I drank, I had my first beer at noon and then drank for nine fucking hours, just pounding them back, pounding them back.
00:13:08.000 There was only two duds.
00:13:09.000 And I was looking at the party, my wife showed up, broke the rules.
00:13:12.000 And she's like, this is fun.
00:13:14.000 Everyone I meet is really interesting.
00:13:15.000 I go, yeah, there's only two duds here.
00:13:17.000 Everyone else here is cool.
00:13:18.000 Some people have murdered people, either illegally or with the army.
00:13:22.000 Everyone's fascinating in this entire fucking bar.
00:13:25.000 Fucking the owner was in the Irish police force during the IRA in the early 80s with Bobby Sands and all that.
00:13:33.000 That's just one guy.
00:13:35.000 And the two duds, one was the fascinating, there's this fascinating guy, Tom, who was an Afghan dude and worked with the CIA.
00:13:46.000 Now he does Intel security.
00:13:49.000 He's one of the most interesting guys I've ever met.
00:13:51.000 If I get a few drinks in him, I can get some stories about murdering jihadists.
00:13:55.000 But his brother, his brother looks like the mustachio dude in Reno 911 and is short and sardonic.
00:14:03.000 Boring?
00:14:04.000 Oh, was he boring?
00:14:07.000 And I think maybe in the womb, there's like a certain amount of, because they seem to be fraternal twins or something, but whatever happened in the womb, I think the first boy got all the interestingness.
00:14:21.000 And then the brothers just nothing offer.
00:14:25.000 And there was another dude who was name-dropping all these locals, but I go to that bar all the time.
00:14:30.000 I didn't know who the fuck he was talking about.
00:14:32.000 So he's got his shirt cut off, and I had a big mural of my face.
00:14:35.000 I sent you some pictures, actually.
00:14:38.000 I paid $200 for balloons.
00:14:41.000 And I paid $69 for a giant foam core mural of myself.
00:14:48.000 That's the Milo show, but we want to go to the...
00:14:53.000 So that was the setup.
00:14:54.000 And I had two six-foot-long subs.
00:14:56.000 So this guy I don't know well.
00:14:58.000 Each of those balloons, by the way, are $20, the silver ones.
00:15:01.000 Damn.
00:15:01.000 But I spared no expense for the G. I'm only cheap when it comes to other people.
00:15:07.000 Dude, that sandwich was...
00:15:11.000 I had no beers, but it had teachers.
00:15:12.000 Although they were sliced so thin that when you bit in, they'd start coming out either side.
00:15:16.000 I had to come up with a method to eat them.
00:15:20.000 That's in my bedroom, breakfast in bed.
00:15:23.000 But anyway, um.
00:15:26.000 And I noticed something about the two duds.
00:15:29.000 And this is an epiphany I had.
00:15:31.000 Duds always ask the same question, and that is, what do you do?
00:15:37.000 What do you do for a living?
00:15:39.000 What do you do?
00:15:41.000 If someone asks you that, and I said to the guy, eventually he wouldn't shut up.
00:15:45.000 I usually just say male model when people ask me that.
00:15:48.000 But he wouldn't shut up.
00:15:49.000 And eventually I just said, dude, that's an LA question.
00:15:51.000 We live in New York.
00:15:53.000 You don't ask people what they do.
00:15:55.000 I have friends at this bar.
00:15:57.000 I don't know their names.
00:15:59.000 There's the guy with the white beard and the really blue eyes.
00:16:02.000 I think he works on boats.
00:16:04.000 I don't know.
00:16:07.000 Guys just talk to each other about stuff.
00:16:10.000 You don't need a Wikipedia of the fucking dude.
00:16:14.000 That's how guys talk to one another.
00:16:22.000 There she is.
00:16:23.000 I got to cut her with a knife legally.
00:16:27.000 I'm so glad it didn't wind up everywhere.
00:16:29.000 I put two and two together.
00:16:31.000 I was like, he's sitting on a tarp and there's cake.
00:16:34.000 Yeah, it can't go well.
00:16:38.000 You have a birthday message from Scary Perry for a guy named William Randolph Hearst?
00:16:42.000 Yeah, I don't know why that came in.
00:16:43.000 Those of you not familiar with the Perry Project or Windy Seed Heater are going to be lost for a little bit.
00:16:49.000 But the rest of us are about to enjoy Scary Perry and his arch nemesis, a guy who looks a lot like me, William Randolph Hearst.
00:16:58.000 Well, well, well, William Randolph Hearst, the third.
00:17:03.000 Or better yet, known as the third, the big pile of shit coming out of my fucking asshole, you piece of fucking shit.
00:17:14.000 Now, I want to start the set by saying, I'm sorry, I'm sorry for all the trouble I put you through.
00:17:24.000 I caused you over the years.
00:17:26.000 The years?
00:17:28.000 I'm sorry for stealing your $50 and not promoting your movie, A Kiss Before Yesterday.
00:17:34.000 Tough fucking shit.
00:17:37.000 It was a movie that sucked.
00:17:40.000 He saw it yesterday.
00:17:42.000 I didn't steal shit.
00:17:44.000 That movie again sucked.
00:17:47.000 What our deal was that you promoted?
00:17:49.000 Nothing.
00:17:50.000 The movie sucked.
00:17:51.000 All right.
00:17:52.000 I'm sorry for kicking you so hard that you nearly broke your neck a second time.
00:17:59.000 I broke my neck twice.
00:18:01.000 And then I had to have three surgeries three times.
00:18:04.000 Okay?
00:18:05.000 Uh-oh.
00:18:06.000 You've got three surgeries three times.
00:18:07.000 So nine surgeries?
00:18:09.000 Your fucking ass?
00:18:11.000 That was at the Whitney City death anniversary screening.
00:18:15.000 Yeah, you were being a fucking prick and trying to fight me?
00:18:20.000 Me?
00:18:20.000 You're trying to fight me, motherfucker.
00:18:23.000 And you wanted me to kick your ass again?
00:18:27.000 Fuck with me again if I see you again and you're going down.
00:18:33.000 You deserved it and again you'll deserve it if you fuck with me again.
00:18:38.000 And I'll kick your motherfucking ass again if you try starting shit with me again.
00:18:45.000 Now, finally, I'm sorry for all the all the immoral sexual fantasies I've had about licking your butthole, yum, yum, yum.
00:18:58.000 Harry licks lips like looking into.
00:19:04.000 Guess what, motherfucker?
00:19:06.000 No!
00:19:09.000 That's not what I said!
00:19:11.000 I would never have sex with dreams about another, what's his name from Van Halen, the bassist?
00:19:19.000 Oh, Angus Young from ACDC.
00:19:20.000 Oh.
00:19:20.000 I can't bag it, you despicable, evil, demonic, worshipping, fucking psychopathic piece of garbage.
00:19:29.000 Let me make it, Let me make it up to you by wishing you a very happy birthday.
00:19:34.000 Fuck you!
00:19:36.000 I'm not gonna wish you a fucking happy birthday!
00:19:39.000 Never in a fucking million years!
00:19:42.000 You know, he's been wearing a fedora since before fedoras were a thing.
00:19:48.000 Yeah, I hope your birthday sucks, motherfucker!
00:19:54.000 I don't celebrate birthdays!
00:19:57.000 I'm not wishing you a happy birthday!
00:20:00.000 It's a satanic fucking holiday, you demonic bitch!
00:20:03.000 Well, right, because he's a uh he worships dog.
00:20:07.000 He's a Jehovah's Witness now, but he's doing it to get pussy.
00:20:12.000 Shit!
00:20:13.000 I can't even fucking breathe anymore!
00:20:15.000 Fuck you!
00:20:18.000 You evil fucking Satan-worshiping pile of fucking shit!
00:20:24.000 I'm inviting you to my birthday party at my place.
00:20:28.000 Where does this go?
00:20:31.000 What are we at now?
00:20:32.000 I've had enough.
00:20:32.000 We have two minutes and 29 seconds now.
00:20:34.000 We got it.
00:20:36.000 Did that other thing finish exporting?
00:20:38.000 No.
00:20:39.000 How long does it have?
00:20:40.000 We get another 20 minutes.
00:20:42.000 You're fucking kidding me.
00:20:43.000 Or about maybe 15.
00:20:45.000 So the 40 minutes was not an overestimate.
00:20:47.000 15 minutes.
00:20:48.000 No, it's clocking down faster than it says.
00:20:54.000 Well, a woman showed up at the birthday party.
00:20:57.000 It's this woman, Chrissy.
00:20:58.000 She's a school teacher.
00:20:59.000 She teaches art, I believe, at a high school.
00:21:01.000 And she's a cunt.
00:21:03.000 She was the one who told me, she came up to me when I was first there and she goes, that's a proud boy.
00:21:07.000 And she showed like other people.
00:21:08.000 Meanwhile, this is an old man bar.
00:21:11.000 And some broad, some feminist super liberal is telling me that I can't beat an old man bar.
00:21:18.000 I don't go to where you work and slap the dick out of your mouth.
00:21:21.000 This is my turf.
00:21:22.000 These are my people.
00:21:23.000 This is my demographic.
00:21:25.000 You're the one who doesn't belong.
00:21:27.000 And she said, I want you to know that the people here don't agree with you or your values.
00:21:30.000 And I said, why are you making your problem my problem?
00:21:32.000 I told you this story before.
00:21:34.000 And I said, just look, you got your coat on.
00:21:37.000 Just get out of here.
00:21:38.000 Just go.
00:21:39.000 I go, you don't know anything about me.
00:21:40.000 You don't know what you're talking about.
00:21:42.000 And then she proceeds to harass the bartenders for serving me, the owner for allowing me to drink there.
00:21:49.000 And then she starts harassing the owner of the building for allowing me there.
00:21:54.000 The landlord.
00:21:56.000 And another time she came in and everyone was talking.
00:22:00.000 She comes in.
00:22:01.000 She goes, what's the matter?
00:22:02.000 Everyone seems so blue.
00:22:03.000 And then I turn around.
00:22:04.000 She goes, and then she goes, you're drinking with a white supremacist to all the other people in the bar.
00:22:09.000 And then she storms out.
00:22:11.000 I told you this story too, right?
00:22:13.000 She's reading a handmaid's tale and I was like, that book's about Islam.
00:22:16.000 And then after she leaves, they go, the guy, the white beard guy with the blue eyes, one of my closest friends, no idea what his name is.
00:22:23.000 He goes, was she talking about me?
00:22:26.000 I thought she was talking about me.
00:22:30.000 And then this time she came by and she made a sign.
00:22:35.000 She made a sign that says something about racism and white people.
00:22:39.000 This actually isn't the first time she's done this.
00:22:41.000 This is what she does.
00:22:42.000 She goes in front of the bar and holds up a sign that says like, honk if you hate racism.
00:22:46.000 So people are sort of going, I assume it's all college students that are doing the honking.
00:22:53.000 And you can be that retarded in this day and age.
00:22:55.000 And people go, cool, I get it.
00:22:58.000 Of any age.
00:22:59.000 You know, you can be out in the suburbs, totally white suburbs.
00:23:02.000 You can have a rainbow flag and a sign that says Eric Garner, Michael Brown, all these names.
00:23:07.000 And then it could vertically read, we matter, as in our lives matter.
00:23:12.000 And no one will bat an eye.
00:23:13.000 They'll go, cool.
00:23:14.000 Yeah, we.
00:23:15.000 Got it.
00:23:15.000 Black lives matter all over the burbs.
00:23:18.000 Yeah, what are you doing?
00:23:19.000 Oh, I'm standing on the road protesting there's white supremacists having a birthday party.
00:23:23.000 Yeah.
00:23:23.000 Oh, okay.
00:23:24.000 Let me honk my horn.
00:23:25.000 Beep, beep.
00:23:25.000 That sounds cool.
00:23:27.000 I am the aunt angry.
00:23:30.000 All right, so we're going to have to skip her and I guess come back to her later.
00:23:34.000 Mikey!
00:23:36.000 I should have had that ready, Ryan.
00:23:41.000 Also, how long have we been talking for?
00:23:44.000 23 minutes.
00:23:47.000 Okay.
00:23:49.000 Is that 23 minutes?
00:23:50.000 Yes.
00:23:52.000 Let's start the show, shall we?
00:23:54.000 New York Post today, Eric Adams said, don't call 911 over of illegal fireworks.
00:23:59.000 Talk to your neighbor.
00:24:00.000 Okay.
00:24:01.000 In other words, he said, he's what, the captain of the police?
00:24:04.000 Brooklyn borough president, Eric Adams.
00:24:08.000 He's following Charlene McRae's utopia, that's the mayor's wife, of a police-free New York.
00:24:14.000 Okay, fine.
00:24:16.000 This sounds good to me.
00:24:17.000 She did and was killed for it.
00:24:19.000 I want there to be a police-free New York.
00:24:19.000 I love it.
00:24:21.000 Fine.
00:24:23.000 These radicals can see what life is like when crime is allowed to run rampant.
00:24:29.000 Okay, I'm safe.
00:24:31.000 I'm in the burbs.
00:24:31.000 I have a gun.
00:24:33.000 You live in the city.
00:24:34.000 You're not allowed to have a gun.
00:24:36.000 You're dead.
00:24:37.000 The city is over.
00:24:43.000 She honestly said, I don't think we're ready for no police like today, but I could see in about five years it being something that happens.
00:24:51.000 Okay, let's try it.
00:24:53.000 Let's try it.
00:24:55.000 How do they find these people, by the way?
00:24:58.000 She went and told her neighbors to take it easy with the fireworks, and they shot her four times, killed her.
00:25:04.000 They're never catching those guys.
00:25:07.000 How do they ever catch anyone?
00:25:08.000 I have a theory.
00:25:09.000 Like, say someone tried to shoot the mayor.
00:25:11.000 I believe those guys would get caught pretty quick.
00:25:13.000 But how?
00:25:15.000 Here's what I think happens.
00:25:16.000 Cops have their basic drug dealer guys that they don't arrest and those guys give them tips about the bigger guys.
00:25:23.000 And I would imagine every single cop would go to their little snitch guys and just beat the shit out of them and rattle them senseless until they're like, okay, okay, I'll look into it.
00:25:32.000 And then they eventually get someone to snitch on the guys.
00:25:36.000 Yeah, because otherwise, if you see, even if you catch them on security footage, how do you know, can't search that guy's face?
00:25:44.000 Why not?
00:25:45.000 If he's on a security camera, what if it's a little blurry?
00:25:47.000 I mean, do they have a program that's like, oh, that's that guy?
00:25:51.000 So your point, Ryan, is what if they don't have good pictures of him and the few they have are very blurry?
00:25:58.000 Even if they did have pictures of him, that wouldn't catch a guy.
00:26:01.000 Why not?
00:26:02.000 Because.
00:26:04.000 Now you got a picture of a guy.
00:26:04.000 Yes?
00:26:05.000 We can do search Facebook?
00:26:08.000 No, other people would come forward and go, I recognize him.
00:26:10.000 He comes into my laundromat.
00:26:12.000 So they'd have to see that thing?
00:26:14.000 Yeah, they'd put it in the paper.
00:26:15.000 That's why the paper has an NYPD blotter.
00:26:19.000 I wonder how well that works, though.
00:26:21.000 I don't think it works very well.
00:26:23.000 All right.
00:26:24.000 So, Kanye West has begun his presidential run, and he started it by crying hysterically at the fact that he almost aborted his firstborn.
00:26:36.000 I almost killed my daughter was how he put it.
00:26:38.000 And Harriet Tubman didn't really free the slaves.
00:26:40.000 She just had them work for different white people.
00:26:42.000 Let's see how well that's working out for him.
00:26:46.000 this is going to be seen yeah See how many phones are going there?
00:27:04.000 Had 2020 shaved in his head.
00:27:06.000 He's wearing a bulletproof vest.
00:27:10.000 That didn't have the children.
00:27:11.000 That didn't have that child.
00:27:13.000 That have never got to experience the level of joy that I experienced having a child.
00:27:20.000 So even if my wife were to divorce me after this speech, she would adorn into the world.
00:27:27.000 even when I didn't want to.
00:27:30.000 She stood up and she protected that child.
00:27:32.000 You know who else protected a child?
00:27:35.000 Who you think might have protected a child?
00:27:38.000 Oh damn!
00:27:39.000 I think 23 years ago, who knew they protected a child?
00:27:42.000 Oh no!
00:27:47.000 Dad wanted her.
00:27:49.000 His dad wanted him aborted.
00:27:53.000 Actually, your dad wanted you aborted.
00:27:55.000 Hashtag Kanye.
00:27:56.000 Too bad.
00:27:57.000 Got my vote.
00:27:59.000 One thing I liked about him.
00:28:02.000 There's nothing wrong with what's 1.5?
00:28:03.000 What's wrong with that?
00:28:06.000 You know, there's nothing wrong with abortion.
00:28:08.000 It's very, very common.
00:28:10.000 It's like pulling out late.
00:28:14.000 Yeah.
00:28:15.000 He's just a condom that you put in the garbage.
00:28:18.000 But later.
00:28:20.000 Way later.
00:28:22.000 Hey, do 1.5.
00:28:24.000 That link didn't work?
00:28:26.000 Let me try it a different browser.
00:28:28.000 The other video didn't work either.
00:28:31.000 I had to go find that myself.
00:28:33.000 You don't need to be.
00:28:33.000 Are you logged into Reddit?
00:28:35.000 Are you sure?
00:28:36.000 Yeah.
00:28:37.000 What's happening?
00:28:44.000 I'm getting annoyed.
00:28:49.000 So is it loading?
00:28:51.000 What if you change the size of it?
00:28:54.000 I think your computer's gonna be.
00:28:58.000 Now there's no volume.
00:28:59.000 Gotta.
00:29:02.000 With Harriet Tubman.
00:29:06.000 Well, Harriet Tubman never actually freed the slaves.
00:29:09.000 She just had the slaves go work for all the white people.
00:29:11.000 Y'all, we leave it right now.
00:29:16.000 Yo, we leave him right now.
00:29:18.000 Randall Taylor had a great video he put out about how woke people are racist.
00:29:18.000 What's his name?
00:29:22.000 I actually had an idea for this where you start a secret fake racist organization like White Awareness Network, WAN or something, and you promote all of these left-wing ideas.
00:29:37.000 Like you say, welfare is working great at Shattering the Black Family.
00:29:41.000 Great work, Nancy Pelosi.
00:29:42.000 Great work, Hillary.
00:29:45.000 Joe Biden is, you know, he wanted more.
00:29:50.000 He was there for the three strikes rule and helped put a lot of black men in prison.
00:29:54.000 You know, you just keep endorsing leftist ideals.
00:29:58.000 And this guy did it in a much funnier way.
00:30:01.000 When me and Brad first met, I didn't think we'd get along, but it turns out we kind of agree on everything.
00:30:05.000 Your racial identity is the most important thing.
00:30:07.000 Everything should be looked at through the lens of race.
00:30:09.000 Jinx, you owe me a Coke.
00:30:10.000 We both have a lot of opinions about people of color, even though we barely know any.
00:30:14.000 I say colored people, but as long as we're classifying them, we both think minorities are a united group.
00:30:18.000 We think the same and act the same.
00:30:19.000 And both the same.
00:30:20.000 You don't want to lose your black card.
00:30:22.000 Sorry, I don't know.
00:30:22.000 I just think we should roll back discrimination law so we can hire based on race again.
00:30:25.000 Jinx, now you owe me a Coke.
00:30:27.000 Hey, tell them what you told me yesterday.
00:30:28.000 White actors should only do voices for white cartoon characters.
00:30:31.000 You've been saying that for years.
00:30:32.000 Stick to your own.
00:30:33.000 Us white people, we have so much privilege.
00:30:35.000 It is a privilege to be white.
00:30:35.000 I agree.
00:30:37.000 Ask him about interracial dating.
00:30:38.000 All I said is that black men who date white women have internalized racism, and white men that date ethnic women are fetishizing them.
00:30:44.000 Guys against interracial dating?
00:30:45.000 Like, am I being pranked?
00:30:45.000 Yeah!
00:30:46.000 Did rumor put you up to this?
00:30:48.000 Ugh, you know what the Taco Place is white-owned?
00:30:50.000 White people should be making white foods like cracked macaroni and cheese, no seasoning, not even salt.
00:30:55.000 Like, he's a mind reader.
00:30:56.000 I mean, I've been pushing for segregation forever, and my man does what?
00:30:58.000 I created an improv comedy show exclusively for ethnic people.
00:31:01.000 He segregates comedy on my birthday.
00:31:03.000 White people need to stop wearing treadlocks and they need to stop appropriating black people's music.
00:31:08.000 Shaved heads and country music the way God intended.
00:31:10.000 You know, all white people are racist.
00:31:12.000 I'm listening.
00:31:13.000 Even if you have a black wife or a black friend group, you're still really racist.
00:31:16.000 You know, we just kicked a guy out of the organization for having a black girlfriend, but if you can promise me he's still really racist, we'll consider letting him back in.
00:31:22.000 Black people should only shop at black businesses.
00:31:24.000 I guess the only thing we really disagree about is I think white people are the root of all evil.
00:31:28.000 But what did I tell you, though?
00:31:29.000 If we can narrow that down to a certain group of tiny hotted white people, I think we can come to an understanding.
00:31:34.000 Technically, I don't consider Jewish people white people.
00:31:36.000 Neither do I. Well.
00:31:40.000 Great timing.
00:31:41.000 I mean, comic timing.
00:31:43.000 Right?
00:31:43.000 Not as far as the whole world goes.
00:31:46.000 Oh, there's a little bit at the end there.
00:31:49.000 Still cool with interracial cooking, right?
00:31:51.000 Yeah, as long as you pay for it.
00:31:52.000 Sex work should be celebrated.
00:31:53.000 Put me in Bradford.
00:31:58.000 Speaking of racism, this small little story out of Canada struck me.
00:32:03.000 Canada is the least racist place on earth.
00:32:07.000 I lived there most of my life.
00:32:09.000 It never comes up, ever.
00:32:11.000 Black people don't talk differently than white people.
00:32:14.000 They don't have different culture.
00:32:16.000 They eat at the same places.
00:32:18.000 Like the whole black thing with like chitlins and grits and it's a black thing you wouldn't understand.
00:32:22.000 You don't see that in Canada at all.
00:32:24.000 In Montreal, you have Haitians because they speak French and that's a slightly different culture.
00:32:29.000 I believe in voodoo and A bunch of other bullshit.
00:32:31.000 But as far as like Ontario goes, anyway, these women are noticing that there's a lot of money going around when you say that your life was a racist hellhole.
00:32:42.000 So they're suing.
00:32:43.000 They work for the government, which is so fucking PC, Justin Trudeau's government.
00:32:50.000 And they're suing for 26 million, alleging anti-black racism.
00:32:55.000 And so you go, okay, what was it?
00:32:57.000 Well, she doesn't really get into the racism.
00:32:59.000 All she has listed there is a manager asked her to perform office housework, and she was once mistaken for a member of the janitorial staff.
00:33:11.000 Yeah, sorry.
00:33:12.000 I thought you worked with her.
00:33:13.000 You don't?
00:33:14.000 Okay.
00:33:15.000 I would probably get mistaken for janitorial staff on a regular basis there.
00:33:19.000 But here's my favorite part.
00:33:20.000 As a result of the harassment and the hostility that I experienced in the workplace, my son was born one pound six ounces.
00:33:28.000 So the racism shrunk her baby.
00:33:31.000 Imagine someone being so racist to you that your baby became one pound.
00:33:38.000 Also in the racist news, Roger Stone said Negro.
00:33:41.000 It appears.
00:33:42.000 That's a bad word.
00:33:43.000 Well, the way the New York Times put it is Roger Stone uses racial epithet in interview against black interviewer.
00:33:52.000 That's the way they put it.
00:33:53.000 Then you read and read, and on like paragraph 32, you hear what he actually said.
00:34:00.000 I'm guessing it was more than just luck, Roger, right?
00:34:03.000 I don't really feel like arguing with this Negro.
00:34:08.000 Yeah.
00:34:09.000 I'm sorry, what was that?
00:34:12.000 Roger?
00:34:17.000 Yeah, roger that.
00:34:24.000 But he may have gone like this on the phone, like, I'm getting tired of arguing with this Negro.
00:34:28.000 So we, obviously, as friends of Roger Stone, are mortified that he would use such a horrible, horrible term.
00:34:36.000 So we are imploring him to donate some of his extra money to this group.
00:34:42.000 The United Negro College Fund.
00:34:45.000 Don't you think that would be fair?
00:34:48.000 Because Negro is the most hateful word in the world.
00:34:52.000 And if you were a good person and you used such a horrible term, you would then donate to Negroes.
00:34:57.000 Wait, that's a parody.
00:34:58.000 What's the real name of the charity?
00:35:02.000 It's the United Negro College Fund.
00:35:03.000 Well, Gavin, that's...
00:35:07.000 Also, you've probably seen this a million times.
00:35:11.000 We got to throw it in there.
00:35:12.000 You saw the black chick saying Jesus saves, vandalizing the BLM mural.
00:35:18.000 How do you people wear hats?
00:35:19.000 Doesn't your head get itchy?
00:35:26.000 Crazy group.
00:35:27.000 Reddit is so left-wing.
00:35:29.000 It's nuts.
00:35:30.000 They're so anti-cop.
00:35:33.000 Is this not working either?
00:35:34.000 We're not having a very good day.
00:35:37.000 So this is where they started in Brooklyn.
00:35:39.000 That's good.
00:35:40.000 That's landscape.
00:35:41.000 So all you got to do is press start.
00:35:42.000 You know how to go start?
00:35:43.000 No, it's good.
00:35:44.000 We live?
00:35:45.000 Okay.
00:35:45.000 We live?
00:35:46.000 Yep.
00:35:46.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we in Brooklyn, and it ain't over.
00:35:50.000 Jesus matters.
00:35:51.000 We're taking our country back.
00:35:55.000 We're taking it back.
00:35:57.000 The police need our help.
00:35:59.000 They can't stand alone.
00:36:00.000 Don't just sit by idly and watch your country go to the ground.
00:36:04.000 Stand with your police.
00:36:06.000 Vote for Trump.
00:36:08.000 Vote Republican.
00:36:09.000 Vote for Christian.
00:36:11.000 And stand up for me.
00:36:14.000 And I don't in Jesus' name.
00:36:19.000 Hey guys, I just want to encourage you guys to pray.
00:36:24.000 Just pray for us right now.
00:36:26.000 Pray for the officers.
00:36:27.000 Pray for what we're doing right now.
00:36:29.000 We're doing it for you.
00:36:31.000 You've seen this all before, right?
00:36:32.000 She pours black paint all over it.
00:36:33.000 They have rollers I guess.
00:36:40.000 So now, right now, they have 27 cops guarding this beautiful work of art and making sure no one hurts it.
00:36:50.000 27 cops, as John Cardillo points out, is more than most precincts have at any given time.
00:36:56.000 Your local police force probably has three guys out at a time.
00:37:00.000 Now we have 27 guarding letters.
00:37:04.000 And by the way, ladies, you don't have to do that.
00:37:06.000 Cars are going to do that.
00:37:07.000 It's going to be desecrated naturally very soon.
00:37:09.000 We're the number one kid in our babies.
00:37:13.000 They hate us.
00:37:14.000 That's not the right thing.
00:37:17.000 That's the right thing.
00:37:20.000 They hate us.
00:37:21.000 That's enough.
00:37:24.000 Look at this 2-1.
00:37:25.000 Look at this cop who's arresting them, wriggling around in the paint.
00:37:28.000 I have a theory.
00:37:30.000 And again, we're pro-cop.
00:37:31.000 But I think a lot of cops are looking to retire and they want to get injured.
00:37:37.000 Re-find the police!
00:37:39.000 Re-find the police!
00:37:41.000 Fuck you!
00:37:41.000 Re-find the police!
00:37:43.000 Fuck you!
00:37:43.000 Re-find the police!
00:37:44.000 You devil!
00:37:45.000 Fuck you!
00:37:46.000 Re-find the police!
00:37:48.000 Re-find the police!
00:37:50.000 Writhing in pain.
00:37:53.000 I have another theory.
00:37:54.000 He did that to stop her.
00:37:56.000 Stop stopping her.
00:38:01.000 Like, if I'm laying on the ground, I can't stop her from doing that.
00:38:04.000 Oh.
00:38:04.000 You know what I mean?
00:38:05.000 I see.
00:38:07.000 He's milking it like a soccer injury.
00:38:09.000 I know.
00:38:10.000 He's really going for it.
00:38:11.000 Like, I've hit my elbow.
00:38:12.000 I've even shattered my elbow bone on the road, but it's not that painful.
00:38:19.000 Look at that.
00:38:20.000 No, that's, come on.
00:38:20.000 That's fine.
00:38:21.000 You're fine.
00:38:22.000 That's on the forearm.
00:38:23.000 It didn't hit the elbow.
00:38:32.000 This was interesting.
00:38:33.000 So, Chris, what's his name?
00:38:35.000 The one that Biden calls Chuck 23.
00:38:41.000 He caught Trump making a mistake.
00:38:44.000 But it's not really a mistake.
00:38:46.000 Trump was correct.
00:38:47.000 Biden wants to defund the police.
00:38:49.000 He just got the wrong proof.
00:38:52.000 Chris Wallace.
00:38:53.000 They want to defund the police, and Biden wants to defund the police.
00:38:56.000 Sir, he does not.
00:38:57.000 Look, he signed a charter with Bernie Sanders, and he does nothing about defunding the police.
00:39:03.000 Oh, really?
00:39:04.000 So that led to a very interesting exchange where he had a staff go out and get the highlights from that 100-page compact that the Biden team and the Trump team, rather the Biden team and the Sanders team had signed.
00:39:19.000 And he went through it and he found a lot of things that he objected to that Biden has agreed to, but he couldn't find any indication because there isn't any, that Joe Biden has sought to defund and abolish the police.
00:39:32.000 Surplus military equipment for law enforcement.
00:39:35.000 They don't need that.
00:39:36.000 The last thing you need is an up-armored Humvee coming into a neighborhood.
00:39:39.000 It's like the military invading.
00:39:41.000 They don't know anybody.
00:39:42.000 They become the enemy.
00:39:43.000 They're supposed to be protecting these people.
00:39:44.000 So my generic point is that...
00:39:50.000 Yes, absolutely.
00:39:52.000 Because they wanted to fund the police.
00:39:54.000 There we go.
00:39:55.000 By the way, guy, crippled guy, A, you want as much police as humanly possible.
00:40:00.000 You are the most vulnerable person in the world.
00:40:05.000 Literally.
00:40:06.000 I mean, okay, there's starving kids in Africa that are more vulnerable than you.
00:40:09.000 But as far as members of American communities, the guys who can't even talk, they're pretty vulnerable.
00:40:15.000 So you should probably be pro-protection.
00:40:18.000 And here's another thing.
00:40:20.000 If you are completely paralyzed and you can't talk, you can't interview people for a living.
00:40:26.000 Sorry.
00:40:26.000 Wait, which handicapped guy are we talking about?
00:40:28.000 Biden or the other guy?
00:40:30.000 I can't be in the NBA.
00:40:32.000 I'm fine with that.
00:40:33.000 It's not my right to play professional basketball.
00:40:36.000 If you can't talk, you're not the host of a show.
00:40:40.000 Can we stop with the pandering?
00:40:42.000 It's sort of like my wife and I got in a fight about this, actually.
00:40:44.000 They had a guy at a Mets game, City Field, going, oh, thank you, singing the Star Spangled Banner, the national anthem.
00:40:55.000 And I was sitting in my seat going, this guy's a wonderful child of God.
00:41:01.000 He's a human being.
00:41:02.000 He deserves the same rights we have.
00:41:05.000 The reason, a sign of a civilized society is how it treats its handicapped.
00:41:10.000 He should be treated well.
00:41:12.000 But can you sing the national anthem?
00:41:16.000 No.
00:41:18.000 Like, don't put a huge fat chick on the front of a sports illustrated swimsuit thing.
00:41:24.000 Don't have a dude on the cover of Playboy.
00:41:26.000 Sorry, that's not you.
00:41:29.000 You're not good at that particular thing.
00:41:31.000 And it's kind of shitting on the national anthem to have it sung by someone who is severely handicapped.
00:41:39.000 It's like a bad cover song.
00:41:41.000 Bruce Jenner was woman of the year.
00:41:44.000 What?
00:41:45.000 No.
00:41:46.000 That's like me being employee of the month.
00:41:49.000 It's just you and me.
00:41:50.000 You know what it's like?
00:41:50.000 My son has all these, my son has his baseball trophies divided.
00:41:54.000 And there's the real ones where he won tournaments that were hard and he played well.
00:41:59.000 And those are in a, they're not in a case.
00:42:01.000 They're sort of on his dresser.
00:42:02.000 And then he has another area.
00:42:03.000 It's not even in his room, in like the TV room.
00:42:06.000 And it's stuffed away and it's all the ribbons and medals and stupid fucking things.
00:42:11.000 And one of them has a bat.
00:42:13.000 And for some reason, the bat unscrews.
00:42:15.000 And I go, hey, I noticed you're missing the bat on those two.
00:42:17.000 I can probably find you the bat, replacement bat, to screw in.
00:42:21.000 And he goes, I don't care about those.
00:42:23.000 Those aren't real.
00:42:25.000 So just like those fake participation trophies, when you have a retard sing, I shouldn't say retard for actual handicapped people.
00:42:34.000 When you have a severely handicapped person singing the national anthem, or you have a guy who can't even speak interviewing a presidential candidate, or you have a fatty on the cover of Sports Illustrated, we don't go, hmm, maybe she is sexy.
00:42:50.000 We just go, oh, that magazine's gross now.
00:42:53.000 Like the Calvin Klein ads, the Calvin Klein underwear models that we're seeing in Midtown right now.
00:43:00.000 She's fucking fucking hideous.
00:43:05.000 She's a four.
00:43:07.000 What did you look up?
00:43:09.000 I thought it was going to be the first result because they're really pushing that.
00:43:12.000 What did you put up?
00:43:13.000 Calvin Klein models?
00:43:14.000 Yeah.
00:43:15.000 Because I figured they would have pushed that fat black.
00:43:17.000 Calvin Klein billboard plus size is what a normal person who wasn't retarded would put up.
00:43:27.000 Yeah, there she is.
00:43:28.000 Look at that thing.
00:43:31.000 What is that?
00:43:32.000 Uh, two?
00:43:35.000 That's what I was going to say.
00:43:37.000 How isn't two a model?
00:43:39.000 No one, like, a model is something you aspire to.
00:43:42.000 Women want to be that pretty.
00:43:43.000 You know, you're not going to get it, but you see it.
00:43:46.000 As someone who works out, I see a guy who's ripped and I was like, wow, I know I'm never going to get there, but I could work out a little more and get a little closer.
00:43:53.000 It's a goal.
00:43:54.000 This?
00:43:55.000 No one wants to be that.
00:43:56.000 If you went to most women you know and went poof and made her into that, she'd start bawling her eyes out.
00:44:01.000 What the fuck?
00:44:03.000 What have you done?
00:44:06.000 You turned me into a two.
00:44:09.000 This was another interesting part of the Chris Wallace interview 2-4 where I think Trump's not being totally genuine.
00:44:19.000 I think Trump let these riots go longer than they could in order to show voters what a Democrat-run America is like.
00:44:30.000 You've seen deaths up in New York, deaths up in Chicago, shootings.
00:44:37.000 How do you explain it, and what are you going to do about it?
00:44:39.000 I explain it very simply by saying they're Democrat-run cities.
00:44:43.000 They're liberally run.
00:44:44.000 They're stupidly run.
00:44:46.000 Liberal Democrats have been running cities in this country for decades.
00:44:50.000 Poorly.
00:44:51.000 Why is it so bad right now?
00:44:54.000 They've run them poorly.
00:44:55.000 It was always bad, but now it's gotten totally out of control.
00:44:58.000 And it's really because they want to defund the police.
00:45:00.000 And Biden wants to defund the police.
00:45:02.000 He does not.
00:45:03.000 Okay, then we get into what we just showed you.
00:45:04.000 He signed a...
00:45:07.000 Yeah.
00:45:08.000 So he didn't.
00:45:11.000 Because I let it run its course.
00:45:14.000 Yeah, they fucked me over with COVID.
00:45:16.000 And I thought, you know what?
00:45:17.000 You want to run the show?
00:45:18.000 Okay, you run the show.
00:45:19.000 You can do it.
00:45:20.000 Okay.
00:45:23.000 You want to have the summer of love in Seattle?
00:45:25.000 Okay.
00:45:26.000 You can have chop.
00:45:28.000 Let's see how many white kids with AR15s shoot black thugs.
00:45:35.000 Is that chick ready yet?
00:45:37.000 Yes.
00:45:38.000 All right.
00:45:38.000 Let's check her out.
00:45:39.000 So this is Ryan talking to the teacher who is trying to cancel my party because it's a white supremacist rally.
00:46:03.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:46:08.000 I gotta put one mask on.
00:46:09.000 Yeah.
00:46:10.000 That makes sense.
00:46:11.000 Don't ask black and brown people to fix white supremacy.
00:46:14.000 It's not their job.
00:46:14.000 It's ours.
00:46:15.000 Yeah.
00:46:16.000 What did you say?
00:46:18.000 It's not.
00:46:18.000 You have it cropped as usual, Ryan.
00:46:20.000 Don't ask blacks and browns to do anti-Semitism, racism, phone via.
00:46:27.000 Oh, I've seen that one.
00:46:28.000 She's white people's job.
00:46:30.000 Yeah, white people, it's our job to defeat white supremacy.
00:46:32.000 So she's taking a job from brown people.
00:46:35.000 Yeah.
00:46:36.000 Yes.
00:46:37.000 I don't know what it is, but are you white?
00:46:40.000 Yes.
00:46:40.000 Gotcha.
00:46:41.000 Yeah.
00:46:41.000 Yeah, so that's you're doing your part?
00:46:44.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:46:47.000 Keep staring at you.
00:46:48.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:46:48.000 Yeah.
00:46:49.000 That makes sense.
00:46:51.000 You know, that's black and brown people to fix white supremacy.
00:46:53.000 It's not their job.
00:46:54.000 It's ours.
00:46:55.000 Yeah.
00:46:55.000 Yeah, white people are definitely problematic.
00:46:58.000 Yes.
00:46:58.000 I don't know what it is, but.
00:47:01.000 Yes.
00:47:02.000 Gotcha.
00:47:02.000 Yeah.
00:47:05.000 Yeah?
00:47:07.000 I'm scared.
00:47:08.000 There's a white supremacist party back behind me.
00:47:11.000 Really?
00:47:11.000 Yes.
00:47:12.000 Oh, I go to that bar.
00:47:13.000 I do too.
00:47:14.000 Dude's really excited.
00:47:15.000 Yes.
00:47:16.000 Yes.
00:47:17.000 She loves it.
00:47:18.000 She's your biggest fan.
00:47:18.000 She's a supremacist.
00:47:20.000 I know about it.
00:47:22.000 And I'm really upset that they're having this party for this guy.
00:47:25.000 So what are they doing in there?
00:47:27.000 It's a birthday party for one of the founders of a white supremacist movement.
00:47:31.000 What are they...
00:47:35.000 I'm one of the founders of the white supremacist movement.
00:47:38.000 Wow.
00:47:38.000 I'm old.
00:47:40.000 I didn't know it was my 500th birthday.
00:47:45.000 What do you mean, what did they do?
00:47:46.000 They got a hug.
00:47:47.000 Woo!
00:47:49.000 That's another hog.
00:47:50.000 Yeah.
00:47:51.000 Let's see what are they...
00:47:55.000 What does the group?
00:47:56.000 Well, no, yeah, but what does the group do?
00:47:58.000 They just say the N-word?
00:47:59.000 Nah, they do a lot more stuff.
00:48:01.000 A lot more stuff.
00:48:03.000 Okay.
00:48:03.000 "There's anarchy, so..." "Cross burning and like..." They go to a lot of events.
00:48:12.000 Now I got a call, so the audio cuts out for a second.
00:48:16.000 So what did she say?
00:48:17.000 Do you remember?
00:48:18.000 That they go to events and they cause trouble and people get hurt there.
00:48:23.000 Basically that.
00:48:24.000 all right well that's interesting I like that.
00:48:32.000 I don't know if that's good honk or bad honk.
00:48:35.000 They sounded not aggressive.
00:48:38.000 I always thought that maybe there should be a positive honk and a negative honk.
00:48:43.000 She likes my retarded idea.
00:48:46.000 So, yeah, what do people do?
00:48:49.000 I mean...
00:48:54.000 I've heard the boogaloo boo.
00:48:56.000 Like, uh.
00:48:58.000 What the fuck?
00:48:59.000 I've heard for good, Brian.
00:49:01.000 You're really knocking this out of the park.
00:49:04.000 So what do they do?
00:49:06.000 No, that's not the same.
00:49:10.000 Yes, this is a white supremacist first.
00:49:14.000 Oh, they're called the boogaloo?
00:49:16.000 Boogaloo boys.
00:49:17.000 Oh.
00:49:18.000 I don't know why they want to say boogoys.
00:49:19.000 Oh, it says crap boys, boogaloo boys.
00:49:22.000 They're trying to infantilize themselves.
00:49:25.000 I see.
00:49:27.000 So.
00:49:29.000 Oh, this is a gentleman in color.
00:49:32.000 What's up?
00:49:33.000 How you doing, sir?
00:49:38.000 Hi!
00:49:39.000 Basically, I tell her I'm going to go to the bar anyway, and she says, don't support them.
00:49:43.000 And I was like, we'll just have a beer.
00:49:44.000 We waited all day for this.
00:49:48.000 Actually, yeah, I was going to go get a drink that way, but maybe I'll see what's going on there.
00:49:52.000 Just kind of correct.
00:49:56.000 Oh, you can't go in?
00:49:57.000 I don't think so.
00:49:59.000 I know the duck guy.
00:50:01.000 Yeah.
00:50:01.000 He might let you.
00:50:03.000 If he's there.
00:50:04.000 Why would you want to go to this?
00:50:06.000 Well, no, I just, I still...
00:50:08.000 You can't.
00:50:10.000 I mean, maybe they'll beat me up.
00:50:11.000 Who knows?
00:50:12.000 No, not that they'll beat you up, but you shouldn't support it.
00:50:15.000 Oh, no, I don't think I'd support it.
00:50:17.000 I mean, I'd just go have a beer.
00:50:19.000 Why would white supremacists allow an Asian man at their party?
00:50:22.000 It's a good point.
00:50:23.000 Yeah, they'd probably beat me up.
00:50:25.000 She assures me that won't happen.
00:50:27.000 Have a good beer with these people you're supporting at.
00:50:29.000 What if I go there a different day?
00:50:30.000 That's fine.
00:50:31.000 Totally fine.
00:50:32.000 Yeah.
00:50:32.000 That stinks.
00:50:33.000 Yeah.
00:50:34.000 Oh, well.
00:50:39.000 Alright, cool.
00:50:41.000 Yes, you too.
00:50:42.000 Goodbye.
00:50:43.000 Back to work.
00:50:45.000 Isn't she sexy?
00:50:46.000 With those little Daisy Dukes?
00:50:48.000 I don't think so.
00:50:49.000 I think she's hot.
00:50:51.000 Look at her little Daisy Dukes.
00:50:52.000 They show off her butt cheeks.
00:50:54.000 God, you really know how to ruin yourself, don't you, lady?
00:50:57.000 And that's all she wears.
00:50:59.000 So she should be banned from that bar because she's discouraging people to go to it, A. And B, she shouldn't be teaching her kids.
00:51:05.000 She's a radical activist who stands on street corners with signs that say, hey, white people, don't you?
00:51:14.000 By the way, who's asking all these black and brown people for help?
00:51:18.000 Hey, black person.
00:51:19.000 I started bothering you.
00:51:20.000 Could you help me deal with my own racism?
00:51:23.000 That's never happened.
00:51:25.000 Ever.
00:51:26.000 It's an attention grab from black and brown people.
00:51:29.000 They shouldn't be speaking up about it.
00:51:31.000 I should be doing it.
00:51:32.000 All right, let's briefly tear through the riots because Michelle Melican got attacked and I want to cover that.
00:51:37.000 But these dummies are trying to take down a statue in Chicago.
00:51:41.000 We're now in the riots section of the news.
00:51:44.000 And so they're pulling down the statue.
00:51:45.000 This is 2.5.
00:51:46.000 Obviously, we're going in chronological order.
00:51:49.000 And they're whipping rocks at cops.
00:51:52.000 The cops have nothing to protect themselves, not even helmets.
00:51:55.000 Look at this.
00:52:00.000 Speaking native in Palestine?
00:52:04.000 This is because they want to take down the Columbus statue.
00:52:10.000 Is it cans of soda?
00:52:14.000 And then they have umbrellas so that no one can throw anything back at them.
00:52:18.000 Look at that.
00:52:20.000 That's going to split your head open.
00:52:25.000 So this dummy is saying, calm down.
00:52:27.000 Stop it.
00:52:28.000 We want a peaceful protest.
00:52:30.000 People just turn to fuck off.
00:52:32.000 They really hate that Columbus went to the Caribbean.
00:52:37.000 I know it's not, sister, but we think you don't.
00:52:40.000 Who do you attack?
00:52:43.000 Who you protect?
00:52:45.000 Okay, now 2-6.
00:52:46.000 This is in Denver.
00:52:51.000 This pisses me off to watch.
00:52:53.000 I feel like Michelle Malkin is my sister, but the same age.
00:52:57.000 And when I see her in peril, I get sick to my stomach.
00:53:01.000 It's kind of why the Proud Boys went from just partying Trump dudes to also doing bodyguard stuff, protecting women like Lauren Southern, Ann Coulter, and Michelle Malkin.
00:53:12.000 Where were they?
00:53:13.000 Hey, Denver Proud Boys, did you know about this thing?
00:53:15.000 Why weren't you there?
00:53:16.000 And conservatives around Michelle, why weren't you...
00:53:20.000 Like, why didn't you just put your arms over her body and kick the shit out of anyone who came near her?
00:53:26.000 Why was so much...
00:53:37.000 I think this.
00:53:38.000 Yeah, this is a long version here.
00:53:42.000 The short one is in this text.
00:53:44.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:53:46.000 He got brained.
00:53:48.000 Big bandage on his head.
00:53:49.000 Very approaching.
00:53:50.000 Thank you.
00:53:56.000 Thank you.
00:53:58.000 Thank you so very much.
00:54:00.000 We love him.
00:54:02.000 Amen.
00:54:05.000 And then this guy shows up.
00:54:06.000 See, you can't...
00:54:10.000 That's why I punched the dude at Deplorable.
00:54:12.000 Once one gets in and pierces the sort of sanctity of the demonstration, then they all start coming in.
00:54:20.000 You can hear Michelle screaming.
00:54:31.000 See the skateboard.
00:54:33.000 The skateboard.
00:54:34.000 See the guy in the red shirt?
00:54:35.000 He organized it.
00:54:35.000 He ended up getting his head split open with the skateboard.
00:54:38.000 is getting out of control This is it.
00:54:53.000 Just watch this.
00:54:56.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:54:56.000 Go back.
00:54:57.000 Go back.
00:54:59.000 There it is.
00:55:00.000 Go back one more.
00:55:03.000 You turn up, I can't hear shit.
00:55:04.000 Get up!
00:55:12.000 Don't touch me!
00:55:13.000 Don't touch me!
00:55:14.000 Get up!
00:55:15.000 Get up!
00:55:17.000 Where are the men?
00:55:21.000 That's Michelle you hear screaming.
00:55:23.000 You got to get back.
00:55:24.000 Get her off of her.
00:55:26.000 You got to get her.
00:55:27.000 Get her.
00:55:29.000 Stay back.
00:55:30.000 They're very talking her.
00:55:32.000 It's sprayed, I think, silly string in her face.
00:55:34.000 But you don't know.
00:55:36.000 When you get sprayed, you don't know if it's acid or what it is.
00:55:39.000 You got it.
00:55:42.000 Get off.
00:55:43.000 Get off.
00:55:44.000 This is our rally.
00:55:48.000 I saw a bunch of bikers there.
00:55:50.000 Where are the bikers?
00:55:50.000 This seems to be some sort of a gas or sprayer.
00:56:12.000 Maybe that's just her camera.
00:56:13.000 Get off!
00:56:15.000 Get off of it!
00:56:17.000 Get off!
00:56:20.000 Ah!
00:56:21.000 You're gonna get a rat dick!
00:56:24.000 See, that guy just attacked her.
00:56:28.000 And then some dumb bitch pulls out her rapturous baton.
00:56:32.000 Ready to kick Michelle's ass.
00:56:34.000 This is in Denver.
00:56:35.000 Isn't it funny how all these cities where it's really popping off are white?
00:56:39.000 There's no black people in Denver.
00:56:41.000 There's no black people in Portland.
00:56:43.000 Yet they're really concerned about racist cops and police brutality.
00:56:47.000 Oh, that guy just gave his identity.
00:56:49.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?
00:56:51.000 We're supposed to do this.
00:56:54.000 We're supposed to do this.
00:56:56.000 Seriously.
00:56:57.000 What the hell is wrong with you?
00:57:01.000 So Michelle's been doing interviews about it.
00:57:04.000 When did this happen?
00:57:05.000 Two days ago?
00:57:06.000 What's the date on that?
00:57:09.000 July 19th.
00:57:11.000 Okay, so Sunday.
00:57:13.000 Yesterday.
00:57:15.000 And then I said to Michelle, where were the Prowboys?
00:57:18.000 Where were the Conservatives?
00:57:21.000 What's 2-6?
00:57:21.000 Is that what we were just on?
00:57:24.000 Okay.
00:57:24.000 So then she sent me this interview she did, 2-7.
00:57:27.000 A sign of how successful the left has been because we are people of good faith.
00:57:35.000 We are so sunny and optimistic, and we're happy warriors.
00:57:38.000 And we come with our flags and we come with our signs.
00:57:42.000 And Antifa and BLM come with skateboards, intending to beat people up over the head, knowing that nobody's going to intervene.
00:57:50.000 They come with far worse.
00:57:52.000 And I just happened to videotape a black masked, black-blocked Antifa woman, big, huge woman who had jumped on the stage and took out her collapsible baton in front of me.
00:58:05.000 If I had carried, and of course many people are lecturing me that I should have, and I brandished my weapon, I wouldn't be able to talk to you right now.
00:58:13.000 I'd be in prison.
00:58:16.000 It's unbelievable.
00:58:17.000 Michelle, I got to ask you this.
00:58:20.000 I mean, look, Andy McCarthy has written a piece where he says the revolution is winning, that the radical leftists on the street are dominating the narrative.
00:58:29.000 They've cowed the police.
00:58:31.000 They control the newsrooms, the classroom, and now the boardroom.
00:58:37.000 They have academia, they have corporations, big business, they have the big media behind them, they have the Democrats behind them.
00:58:45.000 Are we losing?
00:58:48.000 It certainly feels like that to me this morning.
00:58:50.000 And maybe after I have my first cup of coffee, I might think differently.
00:58:54.000 But let me say something about Andrew McCarthy and National Review.
00:58:58.000 And this is a whole layer of different types of analysis.
00:59:02.000 I have a huge amount of respect for him, of course.
00:59:05.000 But National Review canceled me because I stood up for the kind of people who knew this was coming, who knew this was coming.
00:59:12.000 And that includes the priest boys.
00:59:14.000 They're the men who put themselves on the front line.
00:59:17.000 They're the men who were wrongfully prosecuted when Antifa came after them.
00:59:22.000 And for standing up for Gavin McGuinness, who was deplatformed and who was smeared by the SPLC, my column was dropped by National Review.
00:59:31.000 My column was dropped by the New York Post.
00:59:34.000 And the likes of the Young Americans Foundation and Ben Shapiro sneered at me for defending what they called, quote, street brawlers.
00:59:43.000 I could have used some street brawlers yesterday, Jeff.
00:59:46.000 And there are not enough men who are willing to be street brawlers because there's too many of them typing about how we're losing.
00:59:53.000 And the revolution is winning from the comfort of their home offices and con Inc.
00:59:59.000 subsidized spaces.
01:00:00.000 Perfect.
01:00:01.000 Yeah.
01:00:03.000 By the way, Andrew McCarthy is a cunt.
01:00:07.000 And he writes about the importance of free speech, free speech in Islam, and he writes for the National Review saying they're winning.
01:00:13.000 He also canceled John Derbyshire for his column, The Talk.
01:00:18.000 What are you doing?
01:00:20.000 You're showing me the guy from 16 Candles?
01:00:25.000 Yes.
01:00:30.000 And yeah, he's a canceler, too.
01:00:33.000 Those natural view guys are all pussies.
01:00:35.000 And when the shit goes down, they all run and hide and try to appease the left.
01:00:40.000 They are all weak human beings.
01:00:44.000 So that story, and Michelle stands up for Stephen Baca.
01:00:48.000 Do you remember Stephen Baca?
01:00:49.000 So he went to a rally where they were taking down a statue.
01:00:52.000 I can't remember what the statue was.
01:00:53.000 Who cares?
01:00:55.000 And eventually, yeah, this is what happened.
01:00:58.000 He got chased, again with skateboards, and listened to the audio.
01:01:01.000 I'm going to fucking kill you!
01:01:03.000 You fucking can't kill me!
01:01:04.000 Fuck!
01:01:06.000 Oh, fuck!
01:01:08.000 Oh, fuck!
01:01:11.000 Get his fucking license plate!
01:01:14.000 He just fucking shot him!
01:01:18.000 I can't find him!
01:01:24.000 So that's Stephen Baca.
01:01:25.000 They were beating him with a skateboard.
01:01:27.000 You can hear the guy saying, I'm going to fucking kill you.
01:01:29.000 And eventually, this is like his fifth confrontation.
01:01:32.000 He pulls out his gun and does what you're supposed to do.
01:01:34.000 So now he's fucked.
01:01:35.000 Go to 2.9.
01:01:36.000 Michelle wrote this article about him.
01:01:39.000 Just like our guys in prison for defending themselves.
01:01:42.000 That's the guy there.
01:01:43.000 His name's Stephen Baca.
01:01:44.000 And the DA is coming at him blazing.
01:01:48.000 Guns a blazing.
01:01:50.000 Throwing the book at him.
01:01:51.000 Charging him with, I don't know, assault?
01:01:54.000 And she points out in this article, Teres, the DA, is not just any run-of-the-mill DA.
01:02:00.000 He's one of dozens of George Soros subsidized subversives who could put social justice above equal justice.
01:02:06.000 A Soros front group, a Soros front group called the New Mexico Safety and Justice Pact, pro-criminal, pro-rioter, anti-cop, anti-Second Amendment, dumped more than $100,000 into Torres' campaign in 2016.
01:02:23.000 And I was digging through, trying to find the footage that I just showed you of the shooting, but I found, I stumbled upon this on Vimeo of all places.
01:02:32.000 Jump ahead to like 22.
01:02:35.000 That's the guy.
01:02:36.000 That's the Soros dude who's decided he's going to arrest that guy exactly the same as arresting these St. Louis people who are defending their home.
01:02:44.000 Self-defense is a crime.
01:02:45.000 What did they say to the Coming Union Catholic schoolboys?
01:02:47.000 They said, don't you think standing your ground is a little aggressive?
01:02:50.000 So here he is explaining himself.
01:02:54.000 Are there any other questions?
01:02:57.000 I have one more DA Torres.
01:02:59.000 This is Brian Loffman again with KOB Channel 4.
01:03:01.000 Sure, you addressed the self-defense claim and why you believe that, and you're anticipating, I believe, Mr. Baca's attorneys to fight this.
01:03:11.000 But can you say why you believe he was the first aggressor?
01:03:16.000 In some people's view or how they interpret the video, some people say he was running away.
01:03:22.000 He was being attacked.
01:03:23.000 Why can you say again that that is not going to be a self-defense claim in court?
01:03:28.000 Well, look at it.
01:03:30.000 If you show up at an event, at any event, and you bring with you a bullhorn, pepper spray, and an unlicensed firearm, right off the bat, it doesn't appear that you're there to advance.
01:03:44.000 Okay, how about everyone else there?
01:03:46.000 Do we arrest everyone who brings weapons to rallies?
01:03:48.000 What about the woman we just saw in Denver with the collapsible baton in front of Malkin?
01:03:53.000 Are you going to pursue that Soros perspective without engaging in some kind of activity?
01:04:00.000 And that in and of itself, you know, doesn't cross the line, but it does lead to this conclusion that he had the intention to continue to not only confront these individuals with his own speech and his own opinions, but by using force.
01:04:18.000 Fuck you.
01:04:22.000 Are they winning?
01:04:24.000 Sort of.
01:04:25.000 I mean, pull up Andrew's article, 30B.
01:04:27.000 Sort of, but it's also...
01:04:37.000 That's not the majority.
01:04:38.000 The majority, this is a shrill minority.
01:04:41.000 What Jonah Goldberg calls the tyranny of the oppressed.
01:04:46.000 This is the voters are the majority and they're not going for this.
01:04:51.000 They are seeing all this happen.
01:04:53.000 And I think Trump is playing a dangerous game, by the way, by letting these riots go so far.
01:04:58.000 But America is Getting to see what a Democrat-run country is like, and they don't like it.
01:05:03.000 So, this is all a huge ad campaign for the Trump campaign, and it's going to have him win in a landslide.
01:05:12.000 Do you want to see what a Democrat-run city is like?
01:05:14.000 Check out the most left-wing city in the country, Portland.
01:05:19.000 3-1, they deemed it a riot over the course of the weekend as they broke into the police union and lit it on fire.
01:05:28.000 You got to read Andy No's Twitter feed.
01:05:30.000 amazing Hear that?
01:05:40.000 There's a recording playing over the speakers.
01:05:42.000 This has been deemed a riot.
01:05:45.000 And what they do, and the communists always do this, it's all about propaganda, right?
01:05:49.000 So 3-2, we have these moms getting in on it.
01:05:53.000 And what they do is they show up and they lock arm in arm and they say, this is what democracy looks like.
01:06:00.000 And then they leave and their children riot.
01:06:02.000 Look at that, a pregnant woman showing up to a riot where people need helmets to be safe.
01:06:08.000 What a stupid bitch.
01:06:12.000 This is what democracy looks like.
01:06:18.000 That lame beat.
01:06:21.000 This is what democracy looks like.
01:06:23.000 Doofy broads.
01:06:25.000 What's 3-3?
01:06:26.000 Is that the priest?
01:06:28.000 Oh, that's the BLM mural?
01:06:30.000 Oh, this is great.
01:06:31.000 This is great.
01:06:32.000 Make sure you don't miss it.
01:06:34.000 As many of you know, my name is Willis St. Clair.
01:06:36.000 I'm an Afro-Indigenous non-binary leftist.
01:06:39.000 That's the left St. Clair.
01:06:41.000 We have Ashley St. Clair.
01:06:42.000 They have this.
01:06:43.000 Organizer here in Portland.
01:06:46.000 Organizing for the abolition of not just the militarized police state, but also the United States as we have to do.
01:06:54.000 I want to make sure that while we are standing here on stolen land, we make sure to do a land acknowledgement.
01:07:02.000 Hi, everyone.
01:07:03.000 Why is a priest there?
01:07:05.000 And I love that he's wearing the scarf of the African slave traders after it's been exposed that that's a scarf for African slave traders.
01:07:12.000 Yeah, the Kente scarf.
01:07:14.000 He's clapping that this is stolen land.
01:07:18.000 I mean, we did all the heavy lifting, stealing the land, and now you sit on it wearing our jean jackets using our microphones on our phones, bitching about it all.
01:07:28.000 This is stolen technology.
01:07:30.000 Yeah, go sit in a teepee, bitch.
01:07:34.000 I saw this 3-4.
01:07:35.000 This sums up what total brats they are.
01:07:39.000 They're singing Rage Against the Machine at the police union station.
01:07:43.000 Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me!
01:07:58.000 Kind of fades out.
01:08:00.000 They're not sure when to.
01:08:01.000 Motherfucker.
01:08:04.000 So what I think Trump may be behind the lines and said, let's pinochet these fuckers and just start picking them up and throwing them in minivans.
01:08:13.000 And I saw Dave Smith, the libertarian comedian, saying, look, I know you hate the riders and everything, but this should scare the shit out of every American.
01:08:23.000 And I'm watching it going, nope.
01:08:25.000 Sorry.
01:08:26.000 I guess this is where I become a non-libertarian.
01:08:30.000 Free helicopter rides for communists.
01:08:32.000 I like seeing unmarked cars grab people in the night and drive them away.
01:08:38.000 Look, people are getting thrown in jail.
01:08:39.000 My friends are in prison.
01:08:41.000 So if people are going to prison, I want you to go to prison too.
01:08:43.000 Let's see the left get punished.
01:08:49.000 She's gonna come with your-Don't hurt her, no, don't hurt her.
01:08:50.000 She's not-Hey, hey, hey, she's not being hurt.
01:08:53.000 She's getting hands up.
01:08:54.000 Why are you putting the blocks on your face?
01:08:55.000 My face is hurting her.
01:08:57.000 Yo, what the fuck?
01:08:59.000 And an unmarked card?
01:09:00.000 This is an unknown storm.
01:09:02.000 Who is this?
01:09:03.000 Who are you?
01:09:05.000 You follow us, you will get shot.
01:09:07.000 Didn't they always tell me the unknown clothes?
01:09:10.000 Where's she going?
01:09:13.000 Where's she going?
01:09:14.000 He just said if you follow us, we will shoot you.
01:09:17.000 Where?
01:09:18.000 You have to tell us where you're taking her.
01:09:20.000 Where are you going?
01:09:21.000 Where are you going?
01:09:23.000 To hell.
01:09:26.000 We're taking her to hell.
01:09:29.000 This is my favorite clip of the day.
01:09:31.000 It is 3.6, and it perfectly summarizes, first of all, the disproportionate number of women in these protests, but also more clearly, the way they see themselves, which is as school moms.
01:09:43.000 They see themselves as kindergarten teachers, just like that woman outside my party.
01:09:48.000 They are tisk-tisking, scolding the authorities because they think they're the mommy.
01:09:54.000 We've gone from nanny state to mommy state.
01:09:57.000 And one thing you do with very little kids, like I'm talking four, is you say, use your words.
01:10:03.000 Like if they hit their finger and you want to know, you know, did it happen outside?
01:10:07.000 Is it serious?
01:10:07.000 Is it broken?
01:10:08.000 And they go, and you go, use your words, use your words.
01:10:11.000 And sometimes you can get the kid to say, it slammed in a car door or something.
01:10:14.000 Okay, you can figure out what to do.
01:10:16.000 But this is how she talks to our secret police.
01:10:20.000 What are you doing?
01:10:21.000 Use your words.
01:10:22.000 What are you doing?
01:10:23.000 Use your words.
01:10:24.000 Use your words.
01:10:25.000 What are you doing?
01:10:26.000 I haven't done anything at all.
01:10:28.000 Use your words.
01:10:32.000 What is going on?
01:10:33.000 Who are you?
01:10:35.000 NLG, we'll get you out.
01:10:36.000 What's your name?
01:10:37.000 Tell us your name.
01:10:38.000 What's your name?
01:10:38.000 Okay, you're fine.
01:10:39.000 We'll get you out.
01:10:40.000 Bro, what?
01:10:43.000 We got you.
01:10:45.000 No, you don't.
01:10:47.000 I'm getting whisked away in the night, taken to hell.
01:10:49.000 You just violated their rights.
01:10:52.000 Yeah, good.
01:10:55.000 They just violated their rights.
01:10:57.000 Thanks for keeping a fucking...
01:10:59.000 I'd go home if I were you other people who didn't get whisked away.
01:11:02.000 What are you doing?
01:11:03.000 Say you're fucked out of there.
01:11:06.000 I think 3-7, Ted Wheeler's demanded that whoever these people are, they get the hell out of his state.
01:11:12.000 Portland Mayor defends Trump, demands Trump remove federal agents from the city.
01:11:18.000 Mr. President, federal agencies should never be used as your own personal army.
01:11:26.000 What?
01:11:26.000 Isn't that what they're for?
01:11:28.000 Aren't they Trump's personal army?
01:11:30.000 What are you doing?
01:11:32.000 How do you sleep at night?
01:11:34.000 What did you tell your kids?
01:11:35.000 Our streets!
01:11:43.000 I mean, what else should we do?
01:11:45.000 You're destroying.
01:11:45.000 We've just gone through about 10 videos that show you totally destroying not just your own city, but police headquarters.
01:11:53.000 You know what's funny about Ted Wheeler?
01:11:55.000 He's literally a joke.
01:11:58.000 He's the mayor in Portlandia.
01:12:01.000 This is Ted Wheeler.
01:12:02.000 He's a joke.
01:12:06.000 Mr. Mayor, is everything okay?
01:12:09.000 You said it was urgent.
01:12:10.000 It's very urgent.
01:12:12.000 Sorry, my crystal reading skills are just a little rusty.
01:12:15.000 Oh, what?
01:12:16.000 You mean my earwax sculptors?
01:12:17.000 No.
01:12:18.000 That's not it.
01:12:20.000 This.
01:12:21.000 Did you see this?
01:12:23.000 It's common knowledge.
01:12:24.000 Portland is very white.
01:12:25.000 Yes, but least diverse?
01:12:27.000 Least?
01:12:28.000 I don't want to be the least at anything.
01:12:30.000 You know, I actually think that's a great idea.
01:12:32.000 I think it's a good time to do some soul searching to ask ourselves those tough questions.
01:12:36.000 I can't tell if she's kidding or not.
01:12:39.000 I think it's time for the mailbag, Ryan.
01:12:41.000 Ah.
01:12:44.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.
01:12:48.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
01:12:54.000 Let me touch it.
01:12:57.000 You know, there was a great letter we had a long time ago.
01:13:04.000 Um.
01:13:07.000 Look at that.
01:13:09.000 It was about slavery, and I put in slaves, and it's still not coming up.
01:13:13.000 Geesh.
01:13:17.000 Did you mark it?
01:13:18.000 Irish slavery.
01:13:19.000 Yeah.
01:13:20.000 Okay, I got it right here.
01:13:22.000 If you type in A-I-N-E-A.
01:13:26.000 Oh, but it has a red marker on it.
01:13:28.000 It does.
01:13:29.000 Have we read it?
01:13:33.000 Not that I know, but I remember.
01:13:34.000 Okay, I meant to put a blue flag on it.
01:13:36.000 Blue means I want to read this.
01:13:38.000 I guess I'll put a red flag on it now because I will have read it.
01:13:41.000 So we were talking about slavery the other day, and this guy says, the Irish slave trade began when 30,000 Irish prisoners were sold as slaves to the New World.
01:13:49.000 The King James Proclamation of 1625 required Irish political prisoners to be sent overseas and sold to English settlers in the West Indies.
01:13:57.000 By the mid-1600s, the Irish were the main slaves sold to Antigua and Montserrat.
01:14:03.000 At that time, 70% of the total population of Montserrat were Irish slaves.
01:14:07.000 Ireland quickly became the biggest source of human livestock for English merchants.
01:14:12.000 The majority of early slaves to the New World were actually white.
01:14:15.000 From 1641 to 1652, over 500,000 Irish were killed by the English, and another 300,000 were sold as slaves.
01:14:23.000 How many slaves did we take in?
01:14:26.000 Black slaves in total?
01:14:28.000 Are you asking me?
01:14:30.000 No, you should know this off the top of the dome.
01:14:33.000 320,000.
01:14:34.000 So 320,000 black slaves and 300,000 white slaves.
01:14:40.000 So in other words, we're about the same.
01:14:43.000 In other words, we get reparations too.
01:14:46.000 Ireland's population fell from 1.5 million to 600,000 in a decade.
01:14:52.000 Families were ripped apart as the British did not allow Irish dads to take their wives and children with them across the Atlantic.
01:14:58.000 This led to a helpless population of homeless women and children.
01:15:00.000 Britain's solution was to auction them off as well.
01:15:03.000 During the 1650s, over 100,000 Irish children between the ages of 10 and 14 were taken from their parents and sold as slaves to the West Indies, Virginia, and New England.
01:15:13.000 In this decade, 52,000 Irish, mostly women and children, were sold to Barbados and Virginia.
01:15:18.000 Another 30,000 Irishmen and women were also transported and sold to the highest bidder.
01:15:22.000 In 1656, Cromwell ordered that 2,000 Irish children be taken to Jamaica and sold as slaves.
01:15:28.000 And by the way, they tried the cotton picking stuff and farm work, but we kept getting sunburnt to death.
01:15:35.000 So they would throw us out with the garbage.
01:15:36.000 In other words, we were literally white trash.
01:15:39.000 That's why you saw more blacks working in fields and more whites working indoors because the whites would burn up.
01:15:45.000 In fact, black slaves used to make fun of white slaves because they were worth less.
01:15:52.000 Many people today will avoid calling the Irish slaves what they truly were.
01:15:56.000 And by the way, I've seen an article in the New York Times called The Myth of Irish Slavery, The Myth of White Slavery.
01:16:00.000 They just deny it now.
01:16:02.000 They'll come up with terms like indentured servants to describe what occurred to the Irish.
01:16:06.000 However, in most cases, from the 17th and 18th centuries, Irish slaves were nothing more than human cattle.
01:16:11.000 As an example, the African slave trade was just beginning during this time period.
01:16:14.000 It's well recorded that African slaves, not tainted with the stain of the hated Catholic theology and more expensive to purchase, were often treated far better than their Irish counterparts.
01:16:26.000 Anyway, this goes on.
01:16:27.000 African slaves are very expensive.
01:16:29.000 English thought of a better way to use women, girls as young as 12 to increase their market share.
01:16:33.000 They bred Irish women and girls with African men to produce slaves with a distinct complexion.
01:16:38.000 These new mulatto slaves brought a higher price than Irish livestock and likewise enabled the settlers to save money rather than purchase new African slaves.
01:16:47.000 So every time you see light-skinned blacks, blacks go, oh, well, she must have been raped.
01:16:52.000 No, maybe it was the white girl that was raped.
01:16:57.000 This practice of intermediating Irish females with African men went on for several decades and was so widespread that in 1681, legislation was passed forbidding the practice of mating Irish slave women to African slave men for the purpose of producing slaves for sale.
01:17:09.000 In short, it was stopped only because it interfered with the profits of a large slave transport company.
01:17:16.000 Oh, fuck.
01:17:20.000 Anyway, doesn't that piss you off?
01:17:22.000 So much of this rioting is based on bullshit.
01:17:25.000 And it's teachers like that cunt outside my party brainwashing our kids, telling them that this country was built on slavery and stolen from the Indians.
01:17:38.000 Someone sends us an article.
01:17:40.000 I'm not afraid to get He is named Tenetopi Olegeshin.
01:17:49.000 He's arrested in connection with threatening to kill police.
01:17:54.000 But where is he from?
01:17:55.000 He's not afraid to kill again.
01:17:59.000 Can you tell us where he's from?
01:18:01.000 We're going to have to go with Africa.
01:18:02.000 San Antonio police showed up at a residence.
01:18:04.000 Harbor Miss Link.
01:18:05.000 He's not a Mexican moron.
01:18:07.000 No, I'm not saying that.
01:18:10.000 No, it says in the article, San Antonio Police.
01:18:13.000 So he has.
01:18:14.000 I am not afraid to kill again.
01:18:16.000 Man accused of threatening to shoot the poo-poo after welfare check.
01:18:22.000 Meaning, checking on his well-being.
01:18:25.000 Wait, is that him?
01:18:27.000 As allegations attempted to close the door, officers said he had a semi-automatic.
01:18:30.000 He would kill officers that tried to enter his home again.
01:18:33.000 Wait, is this article against the cops?
01:18:37.000 He's distraught.
01:18:38.000 Officers retreat.
01:18:39.000 Poor guy who tried to kill cops is distraught.
01:18:42.000 It looks like the video is not in tune with the article.
01:18:45.000 Right, right, right.
01:18:48.000 No, it's related news.
01:18:49.000 Dumbass.
01:18:50.000 That's why it says related news at the top.
01:18:54.000 Jesus, Ryan.
01:18:55.000 I never said it was.
01:18:56.000 I actually said, I was like, wait, is this the guy?
01:19:00.000 Something that I said.
01:19:03.000 This is from Bill.
01:19:04.000 Sam just shouted out Gavin in his most recent video.
01:19:07.000 This video happens to be my favorite video he's done in a long time.
01:19:10.000 Two hours of Sam at a mic talking about Pizzagate and Wayfair and how these typical dismissive beta mail journalists do nothing to contribute to society.
01:19:17.000 Fuck, he would be great for censored.
01:19:19.000 Yes, I know I'm eating asshole, the dead horse that's been repeatedly beaten since 2018.
01:19:23.000 Sam's to be in a good place, and I was encouraged to hear him give Gav the shout out.
01:19:26.000 Fingers crossed.
01:19:28.000 Thanks.
01:19:28.000 You could have recorded me a birthday message, Sam.
01:19:31.000 I did reach out.
01:19:32.000 And how much do we believe all of this child trafficking?
01:19:37.000 I'm having a bit of trouble with it, to be totally frank.
01:19:40.000 I do believe that there's casting couches in Hollywood.
01:19:42.000 I do believe that children at Disney are disproportionately molested, molested at a much higher rate than normal kids walking down the street.
01:19:55.000 But I'm sorry, I'm just not on board with trafficking children.
01:19:59.000 I don't mean, I am not.
01:20:01.000 You're against that?
01:20:01.000 I'm against that.
01:20:02.000 I don't think it happens.
01:20:04.000 I don't think Wayfair is selling cabinets with kids in them.
01:20:09.000 And Pizzagate, I don't think it's real.
01:20:14.000 John Podesta, I think he is a pedophile.
01:20:17.000 And his art is deeply disturbing.
01:20:20.000 But like the spirit cooking thing, I know this is going to piss off some of my more radical viewers, but I think that's just a bunch of nerdy, shitty, rich politicians who want to hang out with the cool artist.
01:20:32.000 And she does a bunch of weird satanic stuff.
01:20:34.000 And it makes them feel like they're in the end crowd.
01:20:36.000 But drinking the blood of children, I mean, I'm not going to rule it out, but I don't think that's going on.
01:20:46.000 Here's a clip that resurfaced recently that shows the officer Tatum going full N mode on Hotep Jesus.
01:20:52.000 The context is that they were calling Tatum a race traitor and that he dances for his white followers and is a grifter.
01:20:59.000 At the 50 second mark, Tatum taps into his inner melanin, as Nick Cannon would say, and shows signs of what we call in Florida real nigga shit.
01:21:08.000 Anyways, who would win in a boxing match?
01:21:10.000 Hoteps recorded at HMW is 5'8, 180 pounds.
01:21:14.000 Tatum's recorded at Height and Weight is 6'1, 230 pounds.
01:21:18.000 Three rounds of boxing, who you got?
01:21:20.000 Yes, I'm so bored and need sports to start again.
01:21:23.000 Well, boxing is back up.
01:21:25.000 Here's the thing.
01:21:26.000 I gotta go.
01:21:27.000 They're quick to run and grab that talking point of Biden and Hillary Clinton, you know, I've never seen in my life.
01:21:39.000 I'm done, bro.
01:21:46.000 You a fake nigga.
01:21:47.000 I appreciate it.
01:21:49.000 Fake, bro.
01:21:49.000 I'm going to expose you to everybody.
01:21:51.000 When I see you nigga, it's going to be on.
01:21:54.000 I want you to know that.
01:21:55.000 Because you called me on the phone, and you saying all this, and you get on the live stream, and you playing this shit.
01:22:01.000 You should be ashamed of yourself.
01:22:03.000 Is that black or black?
01:22:06.000 Is that black or black?
01:22:07.000 Bitch, bro.
01:22:08.000 You some bitch.
01:22:09.000 It's really a very stimulating discussion.
01:22:10.000 Everybody on your live stream, yo, you some bitch.
01:22:12.000 And when I see you, I'm whooping your ass.
01:22:14.000 Everybody got your watch.
01:22:16.000 I like it.
01:22:17.000 You want to be hood, nigga?
01:22:18.000 You want to be hood?
01:22:19.000 You on the phone talking shit to me, and you call me?
01:22:22.000 You saying you apologize?
01:22:26.000 I never apologize.
01:22:27.000 You apologize.
01:22:28.000 I never apologize.
01:22:29.000 I didn't care who he went in the fight with those two.
01:22:33.000 This is another Bill.
01:22:35.000 Morning, Gavin.
01:22:35.000 Enjoyed the birthday extravaganza episode, which gave me an idea.
01:22:37.000 B. Nick Gary has not been filming much.
01:22:39.000 Any chance Bill Schultz can fill in watching his performance on the birthday extravaganza?
01:22:44.000 I know he would be a great fit.
01:22:46.000 Yeah, like I went drinking with Bill many years ago, and I got so messed up.
01:22:52.000 I was doing Adderall.
01:22:52.000 And then when the Adderall wears off, you're just, you were drinking out of your league before.
01:22:57.000 So on my way home on my bike, I had moved to the burbs, but we still had the apartment, and it was empty.
01:23:02.000 There was no furniture in it.
01:23:03.000 And I thought, I got five hours to kill.
01:23:05.000 I got to sober up.
01:23:06.000 So I rode my bike all the way home to Brooklyn, where I knew I was getting picked up by the Fox News car.
01:23:12.000 And drenched in blood, I lay there bleeding all over the floor.
01:23:16.000 And then I dabbed it with a towel, and I went into Fox News, and I was talking to Jim Norton as blood was going like this down my head.
01:23:23.000 And Jim Norton goes, are you bleeding?
01:23:26.000 Great story.
01:23:27.000 Bill Schultz failed miserably actually.
01:23:29.000 That was a quick story, too.
01:23:30.000 Yeah.
01:23:32.000 And by the way, we were drinking.
01:23:36.000 There's no Gs in any ing thing he says.
01:23:40.000 Drinkied?
01:23:41.000 Drinking?
01:23:42.000 He almost talks like he has something in his drawer.
01:23:45.000 Actually, I do, Gavin.
01:23:46.000 Uh.
01:23:47.000 Uh.
01:23:50.000 I pray for the fame of Bill Schultz so that way that impression actually hits on a larger scale one day.
01:23:55.000 Here's one from Jean saying I'm her baby daddy.
01:23:59.000 Whoa.
01:24:00.000 Gavin, I've been listening to you for four years on various platforms.
01:24:02.000 During my pregnancy, I watched you almost every night.
01:24:05.000 My daughter is 10 months old now, and we watched GOML to calm her down at bedtime before reading.
01:24:10.000 She loves your voice.
01:24:11.000 Her face lights up when she sees you.
01:24:14.000 I think she heard you in the womb, and it comforts her.
01:24:16.000 Keep up the good work.
01:24:18.000 P.S., excuse the low-quality photos.
01:24:20.000 We're modeling, and I didn't want to use Flash.
01:24:24.000 We're modeling?
01:24:25.000 Oh, I see.
01:24:26.000 We're remodeling.
01:24:28.000 Wait, what has that got to do with using the Flash?
01:24:30.000 Oh, because her apartment looks like shit.
01:24:32.000 I get you.
01:24:33.000 Or her house.
01:24:34.000 Thank you very much, lady.
01:24:39.000 NYC nurse undercover in COVID hospital.
01:24:42.000 Hey, Gavin Rygai.
01:24:43.000 I'm sharing a longer video with you two.
01:24:45.000 I believe it's super important to watch given the five months of bullshit lockdowns and what Cuomo has done to New York.
01:24:49.000 However, the video is probably too long for the show and will probably need to be edited below our timestamps for some highlights.
01:24:54.000 If you were curious, though.
01:24:55.000 Also, you said you want to see people who watch the show, so I've attached a photo of myself.
01:24:59.000 Do what you want with it, but tread lightly.
01:25:01.000 I'm a married woman, after all.
01:25:03.000 Hmm.
01:25:04.000 Very young.
01:25:08.000 All right, let's go through this.
01:25:09.000 505.
01:25:12.000 Okay, 505.
01:25:14.000 Yeah, I got the timestamps here.
01:25:15.000 Oh, I remember her.
01:25:16.000 She was on Tucker.
01:25:18.000 She's to save lives.
01:25:21.000 She began by telling us one of her most disturbing findings, that people who had repeatedly tested negative for COVID were being described as COVID confirmed.
01:25:32.000 Okay, so if you look close, I'm in my patient's chart.
01:25:35.000 I am pulling up like their laboratory results.
01:25:38.000 So if you look here, you'll see COVID-19 Bioreference Lab.
01:25:44.000 Here are the test results.
01:25:46.000 As you can see, 5-1-20-20 at 17-16, not detected.
01:25:52.000 They test for a second time.
01:25:54.000 5-4-2020 at 1759, not detected.
01:26:01.000 So both of those are negative.
01:26:03.000 Scroll up to the top.
01:26:05.000 This is my patient.
01:26:07.000 They are on a vent and they are being called COVID-19 confirmed.
01:26:13.000 Droplet in contact on eye protection.
01:26:17.000 Here's a question.
01:26:17.000 So let's show people the title and they can look it up themselves.
01:26:20.000 It's actually really hard because they don't want to get caught.
01:26:28.000 Well, if you go to our riot, right, you put up all the links.
01:26:33.000 You put up the write-up.
01:26:34.000 No, not the write-up.
01:26:35.000 You put all the links in the enough for mailbag genius idiot.
01:26:39.000 Well, you could.
01:26:40.000 Right.
01:26:40.000 So undercover, the E's are threes, and that should get you there.
01:26:47.000 Tyrant Slayer Studios.
01:26:48.000 Tyrant Slayer Studios, do they have a lot of videos?
01:26:56.000 Yeah, they don't have that many videos.
01:26:58.000 And when you sort it, go to Tyrant Slayer Studios, and when you sort by most popular, it's the most popular by far.
01:27:08.000 It's 1 million views.
01:27:09.000 All right?
01:27:10.000 So you can do that on your own, Tizyme.
01:27:13.000 This is from Gina.
01:27:16.000 Sexy Air Drum Request.
01:27:18.000 When I watch this video, I always imagine you on drums.
01:27:20.000 Will you please grant me my fantasy?
01:27:23.000 The song is Black Steel by Tricky.
01:27:26.000 It's public enemy color.
01:27:28.000 Okay, let's see what we can do.
01:27:29.000 Okay.
01:27:46.000 Picture me giving a damn.
01:27:48.000 I said never.
01:27:49.000 Here is a land that never gave me.
01:27:51.000 How was that?
01:27:52.000 That's it?
01:27:52.000 I'm not going to do the whole fucking song.
01:27:54.000 You want to hear a funny story?
01:27:55.000 Back in Vice days when this song came out, I was walking down the street of Montreal with Sarouche Alvey, the guy who started Vice, and I said the lyrics to this song, which is a public enemy song.
01:28:08.000 I said, you're not going to believe this.
01:28:09.000 He goes, what's what?
01:28:11.000 I go, I got a letter from the government the other day.
01:28:14.000 And he goes, the Canadian government or the American government?
01:28:17.000 And I can't answer the question, right?
01:28:18.000 I got to keep going.
01:28:19.000 Go forward.
01:28:20.000 So I opened it.
01:28:20.000 I read it.
01:28:22.000 And they said they wanted me for their army or whatever.
01:28:25.000 He's like, wait, the Canadian army or the American army?
01:28:30.000 And then I was like, can you picture me giving a damn?
01:28:34.000 Never.
01:28:35.000 He's like, but I don't understand.
01:28:36.000 You're being conscripted?
01:28:38.000 It went on and on.
01:28:39.000 I think I did the whole song.
01:28:41.000 Here's a land that I never gave a damn about a brother like myself because they never did.
01:28:47.000 It's really hard to.
01:28:48.000 I don't think I made it to cold sweating as I sit in my cell.
01:28:51.000 So I'm cold sweating, sitting in my cell.
01:28:53.000 I'm not a fugitive on the run, but a brother like me can't be.
01:28:56.000 It's so hard to not musicalize that.
01:29:01.000 Frick.
01:29:01.000 By the way, I was noticing the New York Times on Sunday, was it?
01:29:07.000 Yeah.
01:29:08.000 John Levine, who I still don't trust, had a big article on this guy you've never heard of called Farrakhan.
01:29:17.000 Meet the Star.
01:29:18.000 Excuse me.
01:29:19.000 Meet the Star's Toxic Preacher of Choice.
01:29:22.000 Yeah.
01:29:23.000 Bring the Noise was 1987, I believe, public enemy, where they go, Farrakhan's a prophet that I think you ought to listen to.
01:29:32.000 He's been around.
01:29:33.000 We've all known about Farrakhan for a long ass time.
01:29:36.000 We were writing about the dangers of Farrakhan and Voice of Montreal.
01:29:42.000 Anyway.
01:29:43.000 G'day, Mate.
01:29:44.000 Kev, if you read this email, you can do it in your Aussie accent.
01:29:47.000 I love it.
01:29:47.000 Here's a video explaining what you already know.
01:29:49.000 Just because a man doesn't know their kid's dentist assistant's name doesn't mean they don't love their kids.
01:29:53.000 And the kids growing up without a father figure are usually affected by it.
01:29:57.000 Dana Red.
01:29:58.000 Dana Red.
01:30:04.000 You skipped another Australian.
01:30:05.000 When I'm getting my father clients ready for court, I prepare them for this kind of interrogation.
01:30:11.000 Who's your children's doctor or dentist?
01:30:13.000 What's the name of your school principal or even their teacher?
01:30:16.000 What grades did they get on their last report card?
01:30:18.000 I don't know any of this.
01:30:18.000 Nine times out of ten, they miss the majority of these questions.
01:30:22.000 Seriously, does this mean they don't care or love their children as much?
01:30:26.000 I bet it makes you wonder.
01:30:28.000 But please hold your judgment.
01:30:31.000 Here are the questions that my father clients can easily answer.
01:30:35.000 If your son could be a superhero, what would his power be?
01:30:39.000 What kind of monsters do your kids fear?
01:30:42.000 How high does your daughter feel comfortable flying in a swing?
01:30:46.000 What makes your son feel defeated?
01:30:48.000 Yet, in my experience cross-examining hundreds of mothers in family court, these are the harder questions for them.
01:30:56.000 Most of us know motherhood brings with it a sixth sense and an unsafe children, and I appreciate you being an advocate for us.
01:31:06.000 The reason we don't know the names of their teachers and get involved, because when I start looking at their school, I'm so horrified by what I see that it becomes an all-or-nothing kind of a thing.
01:31:17.000 Like AIDS said, clunker.
01:31:19.000 So we have to rip out the engine, totally sand it down to the frame, and start rebuilding from scratch.
01:31:25.000 Or you keep driving that shitbox.
01:31:27.000 You know what I mean?
01:31:28.000 I can't.
01:31:30.000 The education is so bad right now with American schools that they're going to end up in tears and homeschooled if I start getting involved with this.
01:31:42.000 I am done.
01:31:42.000 You're done.
01:31:43.000 I'm done.
01:31:50.000 Carol Basket.
01:31:51.000 Jeez, bitch.
01:31:52.000 My seven-year-old and his friend were on the trampoline the other day going, Carol Basket.
01:31:56.000 That's great.
01:31:57.000 He's jumping up and down.
01:31:58.000 I don't know why.
01:32:00.000 This trampoline is kind of like a tiger cage.
01:32:05.000 From Mitchell Clements.
01:32:06.000 Oops, I just said his whole name.
01:32:09.000 He didn't even try.
01:32:10.000 G'day, boys.
01:32:10.000 How are you?
01:32:11.000 So here's a story.
01:32:12.000 I was in a university clearance, which we are doing online because everyone is a raging pussy.
01:32:16.000 We are discussing Australian history and the convicts who were sent here.
01:32:20.000 The numbers show that about 70% were English, 25% Irish Catholic, and 5% Scottish.
01:32:25.000 She refers to the list of crimes that people were sent here for, and it's mostly theft of property.
01:32:30.000 She points this out and says it's because the rich people were protected and still are, because violent criminals were in fewer numbers.
01:32:37.000 I refute her point by saying that most likely it was because people who were convicted of a violent crime were most likely either killed in pursuit or executed without a trial, depending on the nature of their crimes.
01:32:47.000 She deflects my point by laughing about it and then tells the class to watch a TikTok video.
01:32:53.000 And I shit you not, this is what she sent us.
01:32:57.000 My gosh.
01:32:59.000 See what I mean?
01:33:20.000 This is in school.
01:33:22.000 That's right.
01:33:36.000 Some animaniacs.
01:33:38.000 It is a cartoon, yeah.
01:33:39.000 What's animaniacs?
01:33:41.000 It's really weird 90s cartoon that was like kind of adult in nature.
01:33:46.000 There was references to like Edgar Allan Poe and like Einstein and like it's kind of brainy.
01:33:54.000 Is it true?
01:33:55.000 This thing could be.
01:33:57.000 Britain invaded Costa Rica.
01:34:01.000 Cota Rica.
01:34:03.000 US invades Costa Rica.
01:34:07.000 Costa Rica invaded.
01:34:11.000 Dude, what the hell?
01:34:12.000 We have three Australian letters in a row.
01:34:19.000 What?
01:34:19.000 One of them, yeah, one of them says, I'm writing from Australia.
01:34:22.000 Access to the site's been fine since getting Express VPN.
01:34:25.000 That's our sponsor.
01:34:26.000 Oh, good.
01:34:27.000 Then he goes on to say some other stuff.
01:34:28.000 Then Robert, the one that we read.
01:34:31.000 So we got not hacked, but canceled, I guess, in Britain and Australia by Sky and Virgin.
01:34:38.000 And then ExpressVPN enabled people to discover it themselves.
01:34:43.000 By the way, I've been frantically washing this cut on my knee because I feel like getting infected.
01:34:47.000 And you know what you do when you see pots on a cut?
01:34:49.000 I learned this living in Costa Rica, actually.
01:34:52.000 Soap, soap, soap.
01:34:53.000 Soap the shit out of it three or four times a day.
01:34:56.000 Soapity, soap, soap, soap.
01:34:59.000 And you won't need antibiotics.
01:35:02.000 Well, we'll see how long I last.
01:35:05.000 Okay, last letter.
01:35:07.000 What do you know about Oak Island?
01:35:08.000 It's a small island off the shores of Nova Scotia.
01:35:10.000 They said to have buried treasures from pre-17th century.
01:35:12.000 Donald McInnes was one of the three men that arrived at the island in 1795 and found a 90-foot deep man-made shaft with treasures at the bottom.
01:35:20.000 I looked it up and according to records, Don was from the Isle of Sky.
01:35:23.000 Any relation?
01:35:24.000 Well, my name McInnes is fake.
01:35:27.000 My grandfather was Irish, and he was a bookie, and no one would trust an Irishman, so he changed his name from McGinnis to McInnes.
01:35:33.000 So I don't really have any McInnes lineage, but dude, Oak Island is a show, a really cool show, where two brothers have invested hundreds of thousands of dollars getting to this treasure.
01:35:47.000 And it's fucking fascinating.
01:35:49.000 It's one of my favorite shows.
01:35:53.000 And they always get so close.
01:35:54.000 And they'll find weird things.
01:35:56.000 Like one episode I was watching, they find these long spikes.
01:35:59.000 That might be it.
01:36:01.000 And they go, what the hell are these for?
01:36:03.000 And they go, oh, it's a trap.
01:36:04.000 Pirates would set traps for people.
01:36:07.000 So they walk over and they fall on these spikes and get impaled.
01:36:11.000 Whoa To the possible tunnel the team has just uncovered And could be a major cooler.
01:36:18.000 The Curse of Oak Island, it's called.
01:36:20.000 I told Kumia to watch it.
01:36:22.000 That's right up his alley.
01:36:23.000 All right, folks.
01:36:25.000 At the end of the show, we like to look at some funny videos.
01:36:29.000 Let's first get a little depressed watching a mob of black women beat the shit out of whites and Asians.
01:36:38.000 We hear a lot about Karens in the news.
01:36:42.000 You don't hear a lot about Shaniquas.
01:36:43.000 Keishas.
01:36:44.000 Keishas.
01:36:46.000 Go back to the big day.
01:36:48.000 Let me reframe this mug.
01:36:49.000 D'AIL!
01:36:51.000 Oh my God!
01:36:53.000 Oh my God!
01:36:56.000 She got sister.
01:36:59.000 What the hell?
01:37:02.000 Day young.
01:37:03.000 white got some weird eyes Oh, I didn't see that one.
01:37:20.000 And now let's watch some white girls fighting back.
01:37:24.000 With great tits.
01:37:26.000 With great tits come great responsibility.
01:37:28.000 That's a good idea.
01:37:29.000 Peter Parker.
01:37:30.000 With great tits come great responsibilities.
01:37:32.000 That's what this video should be called.
01:37:33.000 Oh!
01:37:36.000 Pop the bop?
01:37:43.000 The black girl has masks on.
01:37:46.000 The white girl's clearly wrestled before.
01:37:47.000 Where are her clothes?
01:37:55.000 Pretty good.
01:37:58.000 White girl with the shit.
01:38:02.000 What girl with the shit?
01:38:02.000 Oh, where the home girl?
01:38:10.000 Someone else wants some of this?
01:38:12.000 Oh, nah.
01:38:14.000 White girl with the shit.
01:38:16.000 Gotta not have hair.
01:38:17.000 Yeah, I was just thinking that.
01:38:18.000 Ladies, if you want to win in fights, wear a bathing cap.
01:38:21.000 Right.
01:38:23.000 Or have fake hair that comes right off.
01:38:26.000 That seems to.
01:38:29.000 Imagine that's all why?
01:38:31.000 It's a real big advantage, I'm sure.
01:38:33.000 All right, and finally, speaking of nudity, let's watch a man go streaking through the quad.
01:38:39.000 Of course, the quad is the area in a college, I believe.
01:38:46.000 Stalling.
01:38:50.000 Go street keep running!
01:38:51.000 Come on!
01:38:51.000 Oh no!
01:39:00.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:39:05.000 Let's go.
01:39:19.000 We got your daddy for the day, baby.
01:39:21.000 Come on, my baby.
01:39:24.000 Drop down on the highway, baby.
01:39:27.000 Leave it a lemon love.