Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E189 - THE STUPID EPISODE [2020-07-21 - S02E189

00:00:30.000 That was Migos and their hit song Taco Tuesday.

00:00:34.000 We played that for you because it is Taco Tuesday.

00:00:38.000 Ryan and I are going to be having tacos shortly.

00:00:41.000 Although, African Americans seem to like that sort of manufactured cheese, the kind of cheese you get at baseball games and stuff.

00:00:49.000 You know, that gross movie theater, high school cheese?

00:00:53.000 High school cheese.

00:00:55.000 It should be illegal.

00:00:56.000 It's not cheese.

00:00:57.000 It's a melted plastic bag.

00:01:00.000 It's so fucking gross.

00:01:03.000 Mino like that cheese.

00:01:06.000 So these are three orphans from Atlanta who I think they're four now and they were raised by some random chick, not really raised.

00:01:15.000 She just gave them food when they were hungry.

00:01:16.000 They probably just ate cereal all day and watched TV.

00:01:20.000 I bet they didn't have a bedtime.

00:01:22.000 They didn't teach them how to clip their nails either.

00:01:24.000 Look at those long-ass nails.

00:01:26.000 I bet they didn't have a bedtime.

00:01:28.000 And I bet the TV was just on and you just went to bed when you were tired.

00:01:31.000 Sort of like you, Ryan.

00:01:32.000 And ate when you were hungry.

00:01:34.000 And you'd have Taco Tuesdays.

00:01:36.000 You'd make your own food.

00:01:38.000 And that motherfucker.

00:01:39.000 They've sort of been on their own their entire lives since they were babies.

00:01:43.000 Anyway, they became these, they had all these mentors.

00:01:46.000 I guess the locals in Atlanta said, let's take these three little kids and make them into a huge rap band.

00:01:52.000 And then they became Migos.

00:01:54.000 So that was Taco Tuesday.

00:01:56.000 What's 12?

00:01:57.000 Have I got another song by that?

00:01:59.000 That's the same one down.

00:02:02.000 Yes, it is.

00:02:02.000 Huh.

00:02:03.000 Pooh Pooh.

00:02:04.000 And I pull this up because I was in a hole.

00:02:06.000 Yesterday was a shitty episode.

00:02:08.000 I was hungover and there was too much rioting.

00:02:11.000 It was depressing.

00:02:12.000 And I was annoyed about Michelle not being protected.

00:02:15.000 So I was in a bad mood yesterday.

00:02:17.000 But now I'm in a good mood.

00:02:19.000 And this is like a relationship we have.

00:02:21.000 So you take the crunchy with the smooth.

00:02:23.000 And sometimes dad's mad and you can feel it in the whole house.

00:02:26.000 And sometimes dad's happy and then we go have some fun.

00:02:29.000 We can go to Dave and Buster's.

00:02:31.000 So today we're going to go to Dave and Buster's and we got all that riot shit out.

00:02:34.000 There's a couple riot things we want to talk about.

00:02:36.000 But this is the fun episode.

00:02:39.000 We're spending most of it talking about a Dar Man video where the kid wants to wear makeup.

00:02:50.000 I felt gay.

00:02:50.000 I felt ugly.

00:02:52.000 And his father disowns him for that.

00:02:55.000 And then he changes his mind.

00:02:56.000 But that, okay, so check out Migos in an interview.

00:02:59.000 Joe Budden is, I guess, their media manager or something.

00:03:04.000 He does their PR.

00:03:05.000 Yes, Joe Budden.

00:03:06.000 So that bald guy's Joe Budden.

00:03:07.000 You remember him?

00:03:08.000 Pump, pump, pump it up.

00:03:11.000 That was a big hit.

00:03:13.000 That's one four.

00:03:15.000 So he was a big rapper back in the when?

00:03:19.000 When was this from?

00:03:20.000 Otts?

00:03:21.000 The Otts?

00:03:24.000 Two times I kissed her.

00:03:25.000 That was 20 years ago.

00:03:28.000 I think this came out before 2009, though.

00:03:30.000 Put that on, man.

00:03:31.000 Hurry up.

00:03:32.000 Yeah, I think it did.

00:03:33.000 I mean, she has a VHS tape.

00:03:37.000 I still had a VCR in 2000.

00:03:39.000 I still had a VCR in 2000.

00:03:53.000 Remember that?

00:03:58.000 It's like 2003.

00:03:59.000 2003, yeah, that makes sense.

00:04:01.000 So he had a pretty good career, and now he does media stuff, but he doesn't do a very good job.

00:04:08.000 And the whole reason I'm doing all of this is because I remember bass stickman said, yo, I've been in prisons that were so black you couldn't understand them.

00:04:17.000 And there is a level of black accent where I don't know what the fuck you're saying.

00:04:21.000 And a lot of blacks don't know what they're saying.

00:04:23.000 So check out this unintelligible interview with Migos, the singers of Taco Tuesday.

00:04:28.000 And that's Joe Budden?

00:04:30.000 Button.

00:04:31.000 That's Joe Budden managing the interview.

00:04:34.000 He has his shirt all the way buttoned up as well.

00:04:37.000 That's how he got the nickname Budden.

00:04:44.000 Yeah, we blessed, man.

00:04:45.000 We dripping too by the way.

00:04:49.000 Wait, go back.

00:04:50.000 Are they tripping or dripping?

00:04:51.000 Dripping.

00:04:52.000 Meaning they have a lot of jewelry on.

00:04:54.000 I suppose.

00:04:55.000 And we tripping too, by the way.

00:04:56.000 No, they said tripping.

00:04:58.000 Fashion spread.

00:04:58.000 How you guys doing?

00:04:59.000 Yeah, we blessed, man.

00:05:00.000 We dripping.

00:05:02.000 Oh, tripping.

00:05:03.000 Sounds like dripping.

00:05:04.000 I ain't seen this much ice ever.

00:05:04.000 by the way.

00:05:07.000 Gang in the building, you know what the fuck's going on.

00:05:09.000 Big stones.

00:05:10.000 Wait, the guy on the far right, just like me, he's on the far right.

00:05:16.000 He doesn't make any sense.

00:05:18.000 Even with subtitles.

00:05:24.000 Yeah, big stones.

00:05:25.000 I feel like every week when I'm getting buttons.

00:05:27.000 It was dripping and they got it wrong.

00:05:27.000 I think you're right.

00:05:29.000 Talk to Take Off.

00:05:30.000 Takeoff.

00:05:31.000 Listen, I feel like there's like a running joke with you being left off Battle Boost.

00:05:37.000 Like, how do you feel with the group is succeeding, but sometimes people pinpoint, like, why isn't he here?

00:05:41.000 Why isn't he turned up like the other two?

00:05:43.000 I ain't left about Battle Boost.

00:05:44.000 You think I'm left by Battle Boost?

00:05:46.000 Turn it up.

00:05:46.000 Hey, turn it up.

00:05:47.000 That's impossible to hear.

00:05:50.000 Like, why isn't he turned?

00:05:52.000 L is B. So I actually, there's lots of B's.

00:05:58.000 Like, I ain't left is, I baint BF.

00:06:01.000 I ain't left.

00:06:01.000 I ain't BF.

00:06:02.000 I ain't ever.

00:06:04.000 Bad and Bougie is, I guess, what they call their crew.

00:06:06.000 That was their big hit.

00:06:07.000 Migos had a big hit with Bad and Bougie.

00:06:10.000 And I guess that's what they call themselves now.

00:06:14.000 And streets is screets.

00:06:16.000 You know, scrimps in the streets.

00:06:19.000 Yeah, that's a thing.

00:06:22.000 I ain't left by Bad and Booze.

00:06:23.000 You think I'm left by Bad and Boo?

00:06:24.000 Sega?

00:06:25.000 You say I'm left by Bad and Bougie?

00:06:28.000 I ain't that bad and bush.

00:06:28.000 Well, you're right.

00:06:29.000 There's a lot of bees in the bus.

00:06:34.000 You think I'm left by Badam?

00:06:35.000 Sega?

00:06:36.000 You say I'm left off bad and bougie?

00:06:38.000 Ah?

00:06:39.000 What'd you say?

00:06:40.000 You say I'm left off bad and bougie?

00:06:42.000 Do it look like I'm left off bad and bougie?

00:06:44.000 What'd you say?

00:06:45.000 Do it look like I'm left off bad and bougie?

00:06:47.000 I mean, it don't look like it.

00:06:50.000 That's one thing I like about the group.

00:06:52.000 Because ever since when you were in the jail, even though you might see one of the others, y'all move is a collective.

00:06:57.000 We got to wrap this up, though.

00:06:58.000 Okay.

00:06:59.000 I love it.

00:07:00.000 I couldn't hear anything over there, to be honest.

00:07:00.000 I'm going to have you jump.

00:07:02.000 Wrap it up, then.

00:07:03.000 Close it.

00:07:08.000 Hey, listen, man.

00:07:09.000 I wish I could talk to the Legos longer, man.

00:07:11.000 It's one of my favorite boots.

00:07:13.000 I've been covering for so long.

00:07:14.000 I'm glad they succeeded.

00:07:15.000 Hey, man, you guys are nominated tonight.

00:07:16.000 Have a good show.

00:07:22.000 Do they look like they can fight?

00:07:26.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:07:28.000 No, no, no, no, wait, wait.

00:07:29.000 How do you fight with that much juvenile?

00:07:31.000 What do you even just say?

00:07:31.000 I thought Budden was on their side.

00:07:33.000 Wait, what happened?

00:07:34.000 So Budden is their PR guy.

00:07:36.000 Really?

00:07:36.000 Yeah.

00:07:37.000 And so he stopped the interview.

00:07:38.000 He stopped the interview because they said, you left bad and bougie.

00:07:40.000 And then he mentioned jail.

00:07:41.000 And he's like, these guys are not getting Let's go.

00:07:44.000 And then they're mad at him for shutting the interview down.

00:07:44.000 But then they're mad at him.

00:07:46.000 Because they would like to promote their brand.

00:07:49.000 And every single person here is retarded.

00:07:53.000 Let me make sure there's somebody that accosted Budden.

00:07:56.000 They're like, dude, what are you doing?

00:07:57.000 And then they said, standing up for him?

00:08:00.000 No, they're saying, Budden, what are you doing ending our interview?

00:08:03.000 Right here promoting our album.

00:08:04.000 You're making us look like dicks.

00:08:06.000 But look at these guys.

00:08:08.000 They're going to fight.

00:08:14.000 Of course this one is.

00:08:15.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:08:16.000 No, no, no, no, wait, wait, wait.

00:08:17.000 Where's our security guard?

00:08:21.000 I need security.

00:08:25.000 Speaking of imbeciles, I want to make sure we don't get racial here.

00:08:29.000 So I thought I'd bring in a Muslim from Palestine, DJ Khaled, who I assume hates Israelis.

00:08:40.000 He did a video.

00:08:41.000 This is how to talk to girls.

00:08:44.000 DJ Khaled, that's for it.

00:08:45.000 That's the smartest thing you ever said in your life.

00:08:47.000 Give me a kiss.

00:08:50.000 She's not into it.

00:08:51.000 Look at her body language.

00:08:52.000 Another one.

00:08:54.000 Another one.

00:08:55.000 How can you be a devout Muslim and make out with all these strangers?

00:09:01.000 Isn't that against Allah?

00:09:02.000 Don't ever play yourself.

00:09:04.000 Baby, you know I'm a smart guy.

00:09:07.000 Who you love?

00:09:08.000 DJ Cabin.

00:09:09.000 Who your friends love?

00:09:11.000 DJ Cabin.

00:09:13.000 Who's a fat piece of shit?

00:09:15.000 DJ Cowboy.

00:09:16.000 Know that.

00:09:19.000 Know that.

00:09:22.000 Guys, let's get this.

00:09:23.000 Today's episode is the imbecile episode.

00:09:26.000 Look at this.

00:09:27.000 Very smart.

00:09:28.000 Matter of fact, you a genius.

00:09:31.000 See, you let me hustle.

00:09:32.000 You let me do what I need to do.

00:09:35.000 I'm going to show you something you ain't never seen before.

00:09:37.000 Keep riding.

00:09:38.000 You smart.

00:09:39.000 You look like a bad.

00:09:40.000 Come on, you baby.

00:09:41.000 Let's ride.

00:09:42.000 I'm going to hold you down.

00:09:46.000 Say my name, baby.

00:09:48.000 DJ Khali.

00:09:49.000 Say my name, baby.

00:09:51.000 DJ Khalif.

00:09:52.000 Why does it say below on his hookah pipe?

00:09:54.000 You loyal.

00:09:55.000 You grateful.

00:09:57.000 I appreciate that.

00:09:59.000 Go buy your mama a house.

00:10:01.000 Stop.

00:10:02.000 Did you see what just happened there?

00:10:03.000 Yeah.

00:10:04.000 He gave her $10,000 and said, go buy a house.

00:10:06.000 A house where?

00:10:07.000 We're in Palestine?

00:10:09.000 Do I got to go to Gaza to buy a house?

00:10:11.000 Is there a $5 million bill within that stack of 10?

00:10:15.000 Yeah.

00:10:16.000 Go buy your whole family.

00:10:18.000 Yeah, she's even like, is he retarded?

00:10:19.000 He says, go buy your mama a house, gives her 10 grand.

00:10:21.000 Then he gives her 30 grand and says, go buy your whole family a house.

00:10:26.000 We're still only up to 30, dude.

00:10:27.000 Maybe in the Catskills I could buy a fishing shack.

00:10:30.000 She's hussed him out.

00:10:31.000 She's like, he's retarded.

00:10:32.000 Yeah, that's only 30 grand.

00:10:35.000 Go buy your whole family houses.

00:10:37.000 Put this money in your savings account.

00:10:39.000 10 grand?

00:10:40.000 Don't spend some money for no reason.

00:10:40.000 40.

00:10:42.000 50 grand?

00:10:43.000 Come back and ask for more.

00:10:45.000 60 grand.

00:10:46.000 Baby, let the music take control.

00:10:48.000 Let We the Best Sound take control, baby.

00:10:51.000 Hold on, say my name.

00:10:52.000 DJ Cat in?

00:10:54.000 Shri.

00:10:55.000 That's right, baby.

00:10:57.000 Remember that.

00:10:58.000 Those are the We the Best headphones.

00:11:01.000 He has a company called We the Best.

00:11:04.000 And they make headphones, they make beats, they're very popular.

00:11:11.000 And in his songs, he says We the Best a lot.

00:11:13.000 And he also spells it W-E-T-H-E-B-E-S-T.

00:11:17.000 We the best.

00:11:20.000 Like this is retard culture.

00:11:24.000 It really is.

00:11:26.000 In fact, when I used to pretend to be mentally handicapped to get on planes, I would want to sit with my business partner and they would seat us separately.

00:11:34.000 So he would go up to the gate and he'd say, I got to sit with my stepbrother here or it's going to be a problem for whoever he sits next to.

00:11:44.000 And I would just be like, next, I'm like this going.

00:11:48.000 Hi, we're the same mom.

00:11:51.000 I would yell at them, stuff like that.

00:11:54.000 And then one time I was getting on the plane and I'm doing my walk.

00:11:58.000 I'm not proud of this, but it worked.

00:12:00.000 And as I passed her, I said, I'm number one.

00:12:04.000 And she goes, yes, you are.

00:12:07.000 And it was exactly the way white liberals talk to blacks.

00:12:11.000 This whole we the best shit.

00:12:11.000 They don't want to say that.

00:12:13.000 That's, like, my seven-year-old wouldn't say that, but he would when he was maybe three or four.

00:12:18.000 DJ Khaled!

00:12:23.000 Actually, pull up my parlor.

00:12:26.000 There was that woman who wrote White Fragility, Why It's So Hard to Talk to White People About Race, and it's all about how racist we are.

00:12:34.000 And there's a clip from that very book, White Fragility, which is a yeah, there it is.

00:12:42.000 Look at this.

00:12:43.000 So this is this was a major, this was a major New York Times bestseller during the George Floyd stuff.

00:12:48.000 It went through the roof.

00:12:49.000 And that's when they pushed the whole thing of read a book, not do the research or check the facts.

00:12:53.000 The new thing with the left is read a book.

00:12:55.000 And by a book, they mean one of these bullshit books.

00:12:57.000 So look at this.

00:12:58.000 For example, I was invited to the retirement party of a white friend.

00:13:01.000 The party was a potluck picnic held in a public park.

00:13:05.000 As I walked down the slope toward the picnic shelters, I noticed two parties going on side by side.

00:13:09.000 One gathering was primarily composed of white people, and the other appeared to be all black people.

00:13:16.000 I experienced a sense of disequilibrium.

00:13:20.000 So seeing a group of black people made her knees give out as I approached and had to choose which party was my friends.

00:13:30.000 I felt a mild sense of anxiety as I considered that I might have to enter the all-black group.

00:13:35.000 Then, mild relief as I realized that my friend was in the other group.

00:13:39.000 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:13:41.000 Oh my God.

00:13:42.000 This relief was amplified as I thought that I might have mistakenly walked over to the black party.

00:13:42.000 Oh my God.

00:13:48.000 Exclamation mark.

00:13:50.000 All these thoughts and feelings happened in just a few seconds, but they were a rare moment of racial self-awareness.

00:13:56.000 The mere possibility that I might have to experience not belonging racially was enough to raise racial discomfort.

00:14:03.000 Fuck you, you stupid racist bitch.

00:14:06.000 You know what I would do and everyone I know would do if they were walking to a party and it was all black?

00:14:11.000 We go, oh, okay, what's going on here?

00:14:13.000 This is obviously going to come up a few times in joking.

00:14:16.000 Like, what would you know about that, white boy?

00:14:20.000 But it would obviously be laughs.

00:14:21.000 I was invited to this party.

00:14:23.000 My friend is at this party.

00:14:25.000 How could it possibly be a hostile environment?

00:14:28.000 Yo, why'd you invite that white dude, white lady?

00:14:31.000 What?

00:14:32.000 Like, what is her paranoia?

00:14:34.000 She's so fucking scared of blacks.

00:14:36.000 And that's what all this, that's why the more you get out into the suburbs, the more passionate they are about Black Lives Matter.

00:14:42.000 The whiter you are, the more you care about black activism.

00:14:46.000 And it's guilt.

00:14:49.000 They don't want their kids going to black schools, but they'll put We Matter signs in their window.

00:14:55.000 Because the less blacks in a neighborhood, the more they cherish them.

00:14:58.000 And it's a phony cherish that's based on guilt.

00:15:02.000 And she feels terrible that she has those emotions.

00:15:05.000 I don't have those emotions.

00:15:06.000 I doubt you have those emotions.

00:15:07.000 I doubt out of all of our subscribers, which is going through the fucking roof, by the way, that projection that's on our eraser board has long been dwarfed.

00:15:17.000 I think we might be up to 20,000 now, thanks to his kangaroo boy.

00:15:21.000 Run through a motherfucker face.

00:15:23.000 Unfortunately, I have to give him 50%.

00:15:26.000 I hate when you make a deal and then it ends up being really lucrative for the other guy.

00:15:32.000 How dare you?

00:15:34.000 I've seen, I remember magazines would do that.

00:15:36.000 They give sales guys 20% of what they bring in, and that made the guys work hard, but then they'd be making too much money.

00:15:43.000 So they would change their commission.

00:15:44.000 Guess what happens to ad sales when you do that?

00:15:46.000 Gawker used to do that.

00:15:48.000 They'd pay you based on how viral your article went.

00:15:51.000 And I remember this chick, Tracy Egan.

00:15:53.000 I ended up marrying her, like officiating her marriage.

00:15:56.000 She would do, she'd see what works, like genital attack scenes in horror movies, and then have list the top 10.

00:16:03.000 And that would go nuts, right?

00:16:06.000 But then they saw she was making too much money.

00:16:08.000 So then they went, after you get 80,000 views, we're capping it.

00:16:14.000 So guess what?

00:16:15.000 She only ever got 80,000 views.

00:16:18.000 I am never going to financially recover from this.

00:16:21.000 That's how I feel after I saw what Kangaroo brought in.

00:16:24.000 I am done.

00:16:26.000 You're done.

00:16:29.000 Yeah.

00:16:29.000 So I don't think out of all of our subscribers, assuming it's 20,000, I don't think one of you would walk up to a barbecue, think that the black party was the party you got invited to and went, like, it would be, I'm sure it's unusual for a lot of you to go to an all-black party, but you wouldn't be freaked out, especially because you're invited.

00:16:53.000 And then in that same blurb, her other fear is that she even goes there with her potluck and goes, hi, is this Jeff Norris's thing?

00:17:02.000 And they'd be like, what?

00:17:03.000 I don't know no Jeff Norris.

00:17:04.000 Maybe it's the one over there.

00:17:05.000 Oh, thank you.

00:17:06.000 That one misunderstanding mortifies her.

00:17:10.000 Now, the only way that would be mortifying to the rest of us is if we're talking about orcs or maybe like pagans or some biker gang where half the shirts are off, including the chicks, and they're riding in 360s, and you're like a 52-year-old woman.

00:17:30.000 I could see that might freak you out.

00:17:32.000 It wouldn't freak me out.

00:17:33.000 I'd be very excited to hang out with bikers.

00:17:34.000 I was invited.

00:17:35.000 But I could sort of see.

00:17:37.000 But that's not what black people are.

00:17:39.000 Black people are not orcs.

00:17:41.000 They're not fucking bikers going in huge circles with topless women.

00:17:45.000 The only difference between those barbecues is I bet the black barbecue has more spices.

00:17:52.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:17:54.000 And it's probably more fun.

00:17:57.000 Depending on the crowd, if she's a white liberal in New York City, I told you about that kid's birthday party I went to where I ended up.

00:18:05.000 All the dads stayed with their son to watch the cartoon, Tokyo 6 or whatever it was.

00:18:11.000 And they all had funky socks, like orange and blue and green and stuff.

00:18:15.000 Every single dad who took his shoes off to go sit on the outdoor AstroTurf to watch this movie, Big Hero 6, and they all took their shoes off.

00:18:24.000 You're outside, dude.

00:18:24.000 What?

00:18:24.000 Why?

00:18:26.000 And they all had funky socks.

00:18:28.000 So I was like, I can't wait to get away from my kid, right?

00:18:30.000 It got whatever it is, three hours freedom.

00:18:32.000 And you don't want to hover over your kid at a birthday party.

00:18:35.000 If there's one place you want to let your kid roam free, it's when he's partying with his pals.

00:18:39.000 I'm going to be there too.

00:18:40.000 What's going on?

00:18:41.000 So he was probably, this would have been five years ago.

00:18:45.000 So he would have been six.

00:18:47.000 Yeah, six years old.

00:18:49.000 They're going to go watch that together.

00:18:53.000 So anyway, all the dads, the only other dads that were happy to get away from their sons were the black dads.

00:18:58.000 So I sat with all the black dads and had a gay old time.

00:19:01.000 Told sex stories, partied.

00:19:02.000 It was fun.

00:19:05.000 So as Sargon of Akkad pointed out, stop putting your shitty hang-ups into my basket.

00:19:12.000 Okay?

00:19:12.000 Your racism is not my problem.

00:19:16.000 Speaking of my racism, check out DJ Khaled on talking to Forbes about We the Best.

00:19:24.000 My brand, We the Best, speaks for itself.

00:19:27.000 It's the best.

00:19:29.000 It's the best.

00:19:30.000 DJ Khaled!

00:19:32.000 We the best music.

00:19:34.000 So, what are the metrics by which you define best?

00:19:37.000 He doesn't know what metrics are.

00:19:39.000 I mean, well, we use inches.

00:19:41.000 Being the best is stats.

00:19:45.000 Not just stats, accomplishments, winnings.

00:19:50.000 And the people tell you that you're the best.

00:19:54.000 There's a lot of people who say they're the best and they're not the best.

00:19:57.000 I say we the best and I represent the people and I also represent we the best myself and I'm a winner.

00:20:05.000 You know, I feel like, you know, Forbes is the best.

00:20:08.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:09.000 Obviously, Zach, you know what I'm saying?

00:20:10.000 What you do, you the best at what you do.

00:20:12.000 So it means nothing, but, you know, it's just facts.

00:20:15.000 We the best.

00:20:15.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:20:16.000 My track, my track, my history speaks for itself.

00:20:19.000 See, he doesn't know the usual track record wasn't the best.

00:20:22.000 So he just did a Biden.

00:20:24.000 It's like, my track rec, my track, you know, everything.

00:20:27.000 You know the thing.

00:20:28.000 Track record, Khaled.

00:20:30.000 You're trying to say your track record speaks for itself.

00:20:35.000 So we can start the show now.

00:20:37.000 We're ready to go.

00:20:40.000 We had our store shut down.

00:20:42.000 Our store.

00:20:44.000 Our store is no more.

00:20:46.000 Why do you think that was?

00:20:48.000 Who did it?

00:20:50.000 Who harassed our store?

00:20:51.000 What happens when you go to the store?

00:20:53.000 Oh, nothing.

00:20:55.000 The shop is unavailable.

00:20:57.000 So I got an email from Shopify.

00:21:02.000 Dear account owner, we have recently been made aware that your account is in violation of Shopify's acceptable use policy.

00:21:09.000 As a result, we are no longer able to host your store to our platform.

00:21:13.000 At this time, public access to your storefront has been disabled.

00:21:16.000 You will continue to have access to your admin for one week if you wish to export your store data.

00:21:21.000 On July 28th, 2020, your account will be permanently closed and you will have no further access to your store or its data.

00:21:28.000 Shopify's terms of service can be found here and our acceptable use policy can be found here.

00:21:34.000 Should you require assistance with downloading your content, blah, blah, blah.

00:21:38.000 So no chance of appeal.

00:21:40.000 Do you have the link for acceptable use policy?

00:21:47.000 Acceptable use policy here.

00:21:50.000 Okay.

00:21:52.000 No, that's the terms of service, you meathead.

00:21:57.000 Shopify's a commerce platform, blah, blah, blah.

00:22:00.000 Child exploitation?

00:22:02.000 No.

00:22:03.000 COVID-19?

00:22:04.000 No.

00:22:05.000 Harassment, bullying, defamation, and threats?

00:22:09.000 I don't think so.

00:22:11.000 Hateful content.

00:22:12.000 You may not use the service to promote or condone hate or violence against people based on race, ethnicity.

00:22:17.000 Did we do that?

00:22:19.000 No.

00:22:21.000 Intellectual property?

00:22:22.000 We did have a Budweiser, but no.

00:22:25.000 Personal, confidential, restricted items, self-harm.

00:22:29.000 So spam, terrorist organizations.

00:22:32.000 So I bet funding a membership in a terrorist organization.

00:22:37.000 I bet it was Proud Boys-related terrorist or the hate thing.

00:22:43.000 Which shouldn't you have to prove that?

00:22:45.000 And now we can't look at our store to remember what there was.

00:22:48.000 But I'm looking at our shirts in our studio here.

00:22:51.000 I don't see a lot of hate.

00:22:52.000 Although I do see a shirt right now staring back at me that says, hate has no home here, has no home here.

00:22:59.000 It's called a joke, bitches.

00:23:01.000 Apparently it's a Canadian company, Shopify.

00:23:05.000 They removed an Epstein shirt, Sam Hyde's Epstein shirt, because it was bullying.

00:23:10.000 Bullying.

00:23:11.000 A dead pedophile.

00:23:14.000 Amazing.

00:23:15.000 Oh, our own Jacob Wall is in the news.

00:23:18.000 I didn't send you that.

00:23:20.000 But apparently Ghislaine Maxwell hired him to help smear some of the attorneys who were to smear Epstein victims and to get prosecutor Jeffrey Berman fired in an attempt to stall sex trafficking investigation against her.

00:23:42.000 And I think Jacob Wall's defense, at least in that article, is that, yeah, she hired us to see if there was any dirt on the people attacking her.

00:23:52.000 I heard he was trolling.

00:23:54.000 He trolled the Daily Mail.

00:23:56.000 Yeah, that's really his MO.

00:23:58.000 You know?

00:23:59.000 That's likely what it is from a pretty smart source.

00:24:02.000 He's a prankster.

00:24:06.000 You see that video where it's a crowd of people like around his car, like a bunch of protesters.

00:24:11.000 He's like, he has a bullhorn.

00:24:13.000 He's like, you're obese.

00:24:14.000 Remove yourself from the road.

00:24:16.000 He's like Robocop.

00:24:18.000 He's just a robot.

00:24:19.000 He's like, you are obese.

00:24:21.000 Please remove yourself from in front of the road.

00:24:23.000 You look like a Mongolian caveboy.

00:24:25.000 Me?

00:24:25.000 Yeah.

00:24:26.000 Look at his hair.

00:24:28.000 I look like a falcon should just appear and take a shit.

00:24:34.000 Hopefully.

00:24:34.000 Do you have that clip you're talking about?

00:24:37.000 Yeah, let me see.

00:24:40.000 I want to get to this.

00:24:41.000 So yeah, one thing I've noticed, by the way, with Shopify, in this particular case, someone has harassed them and they've said, okay, okay, we'll take it down.

00:24:50.000 But it's not enough to cancel me.

00:24:52.000 Now they cancel people around me.

00:24:54.000 Michelle Malkin, because she defended me in the Proud Boys, they took away her National Review column and her New York Post column.

00:25:00.000 Alex Jones was not banned for Sandy Hook.

00:25:04.000 He really got canceled from social media for having me on.

00:25:07.000 Laura Loomer will tell you that defending me is what kicked her off of Facebook.

00:25:12.000 So it gets to the point where even your friends go, dude, I can't afford it.

00:25:15.000 Like after I was last canceled, fired from Blaze, Ezra Levant goes, I go, I assume you want me back.

00:25:21.000 And he goes, I don't know, man, there's a swarm of bees around you.

00:25:25.000 So once they cancel you, then they make you a pariah by canceling everyone around you.

00:25:30.000 And then even people that want to support you.

00:25:31.000 Like Tucker Carlson, I don't think he could have me on.

00:25:33.000 I think he might lose his job at Fox.

00:25:35.000 And Fox is petrified of the mob because they're pussies.

00:25:39.000 They're rhinos.

00:25:41.000 So it's an interesting stance when you get this sort of leper colony status that I have now.

00:25:49.000 But we also are grossing $2 million a year.

00:25:53.000 And they have tried so hard to hack this site.

00:25:56.000 They forced it to change the name.

00:25:57.000 They've shut down the store.

00:26:00.000 So, don't think, like, they always say, oh, you say you don't have free speech, but I can still hear you.

00:26:04.000 Yeah, barely.

00:26:06.000 Can we hear?

00:26:09.000 You're whiter than I am.

00:26:10.000 Go home.

00:26:11.000 And I'm using my privilege for good.

00:26:13.000 You're harassing protesters.

00:26:15.000 White privilege doesn't exist.

00:26:17.000 He's RoboCop.

00:26:19.000 Overweight.

00:26:19.000 Please get out of the road.

00:26:21.000 You're very overweight.

00:26:22.000 Please get out of the road.

00:26:24.000 You're very overweight.

00:26:25.000 Please.

00:26:26.000 You're very overweight.

00:26:30.000 There's zero humor in it.

00:26:32.000 He's like a robot.

00:26:32.000 Just facts.

00:26:34.000 He's a Boston dynamics robot.

00:26:36.000 You are obese, citizen.

00:26:40.000 All right.

00:26:40.000 Shall we go to Dar?

00:26:42.000 I think it's time.

00:26:44.000 Let's look at a little boy who wants to wear makeup.

00:26:53.000 Dad kicks out son for using live glam makeup.

00:26:56.000 What happens is shocking, says Dar Man.

00:27:00.000 Darman.

00:27:01.000 Dar Man is the guy, cannabis entrepreneur who got caught, I think, embezzling money or some sort of pyramid scheme.

00:27:08.000 I believe he was jailed.

00:27:09.000 I don't know.

00:27:10.000 He seems like a criminal to me.

00:27:12.000 I'm very careful not to get sued here, so I have to tread lightly.

00:27:16.000 But this is the most obvious advertorial I've ever seen.

00:27:21.000 Not dad kicks out son for using makeup.

00:27:24.000 He has to plug in the company that made the makeup.

00:27:28.000 And we see their stupid monthly magazine, which I guess doesn't have a back cover, plugged in the very beginning of the thing.

00:27:37.000 This is live glam.

00:27:38.000 So they do a thing.

00:27:40.000 I think they send you lipstick and shit once a month.

00:27:43.000 It's like that Harry's Club for Men thing with the shavers, but makeup.

00:27:47.000 Anyway, so I think the guy's so desperate for money now that what he does is he does, his videos have just become straight up commercials.

00:27:54.000 I'll do it about your product.

00:27:55.000 I'll somehow crowbar your makeup into a story about how it's okay for men to wear makeup.

00:28:00.000 And makeup companies love this kind of story because you double your customer base as soon as men start wearing makeup.

00:28:06.000 Men don't wear makeup at all.

00:28:08.000 Gays don't wear makeup.

00:28:10.000 Yes, I know.

00:28:11.000 There's James Charles.

00:28:13.000 You saw a drag queen once.

00:28:15.000 99% of gays don't wear makeup.

00:28:18.000 Men look fucking ridiculous.

00:28:20.000 So he's going to make, he's going to tell us not to be homophobic in this.

00:28:24.000 And I'd like there to be some nuance in homophobia when it comes to your sons.

00:28:28.000 If your son is a gay like Chadwick Moore, or maybe even Milo, you go, ah, that sucks.

00:28:35.000 I'm not going to have grandkids from you.

00:28:36.000 I hope the other ones can give me grandkids.

00:28:39.000 And, you know, he's probably going to be single and die alone because they tend not to be good at monogamy.

00:28:44.000 So he's going to have a lonely life and he's probably going to get his ass ripped to shreds and that's disappointing.

00:28:48.000 But mostly you're over it in like a day.

00:28:52.000 But when your son is a giant mincing queer, that's a little harder to take because now you don't have that much in common with him.

00:29:00.000 He has a different accent all of a sudden.

00:29:02.000 It's like your son coming out of the closet as a Turk and all of a sudden he's this sort of secular Muslim who carries a saber and eats those stupid Middle Eastern foods and he looks like Chenk Uighur.

00:29:14.000 You don't really want your son to be a different nationality.

00:29:17.000 And that's what mincing homos are.

00:29:20.000 They're a totally different culture.

00:29:22.000 That I could see being a bummer and taking much longer to get over.

00:29:25.000 But let's check out this particular case.

00:29:27.000 And by the way, in 100% of Darman's articles, videos, you watch it and you go, this doesn't apply to me.

00:29:34.000 100% of the people who watch these videos, it doesn't apply to you.

00:29:37.000 Hispanics, when I say Hispanics, I mean Central America, South America, they hate when their sons are gay.

00:29:44.000 You're disowned.

00:29:45.000 If you're in Chile and you come out of the closet as gay, you just accept that you're going to have to move because your dad's never going to speak to you again.

00:29:51.000 So it's a real problem with the Hispanic community.

00:29:53.000 It's also a problem in the black community.

00:29:55.000 The chick who started Black Lives Matter was kicked out of the house when she came out of the closet.

00:30:01.000 Asians, I don't really know.

00:30:03.000 Are there gay Asians?

00:30:05.000 I don't know how their dads react.

00:30:07.000 And then with whites, maybe like super born-again, nut bar evangelicals.

00:30:13.000 So a tiny, tiny fraction.

00:30:15.000 But they don't watch these videos.

00:30:17.000 Who watches these videos is like liberal girls.

00:30:20.000 And they would never be homophobic.

00:30:23.000 So it's always directed at people who will never see it.

00:30:26.000 It's a bizarre market here.

00:30:30.000 Put down that monthly catalog.

00:30:34.000 Oh, he's good at basketball.

00:30:35.000 Hey, Dad.

00:30:36.000 Hey, Dad.

00:30:37.000 What in the world were you just reading?

00:30:39.000 That's not a sports magazine.

00:30:40.000 That it's nothing.

00:30:43.000 Anyways.

00:30:46.000 Like Vera Fam, all the basketball I used to play.

00:30:48.000 Just pause.

00:30:49.000 So I assume they're Mexicans?

00:30:51.000 What should we call them?

00:30:52.000 Dominicans?

00:30:53.000 Colombians?

00:30:55.000 You're good at this, Ryan.

00:30:56.000 What kind of Hispanics are these?

00:30:58.000 Colombian makes sense to me.

00:31:01.000 Let's do Colombian.

00:31:02.000 Salvador, maybe?

00:31:03.000 No, they'd be an MS-13 if they were from El Salvador.

00:31:06.000 They're obviously rich, so they're probably upper-class Colombians.

00:31:10.000 Colombians don't like basketball.

00:31:12.000 I don't understand why you chose a Colombian family for this video.

00:31:16.000 They play soccer.

00:31:17.000 Hispanics like soccer.

00:31:19.000 And that's me, by the way.

00:31:20.000 Because when the English miners went down there and they were mining all along South America and Central America, we would play soccer during our breaks.

00:31:29.000 Locals picked it up.

00:31:30.000 Now it's their whole life.

00:31:32.000 They'd never play basketball.

00:31:33.000 How many Colombians are in the NBA?

00:31:35.000 Two?

00:31:37.000 Basketball I used to play with.

00:31:39.000 Anyways.

00:31:39.000 It doesn't look very worn.

00:31:41.000 Like with our family all the time.

00:31:42.000 Yeah, you used to play with that as a kid?

00:31:44.000 Would you bounce it on AstroTurf?

00:31:46.000 Used to play with it two weeks ago.

00:31:50.000 Wow, you really preserve your basketballs.

00:31:52.000 Guys, guys, don't bounce it so hard.

00:31:54.000 I want to have that when I'm 50.

00:31:55.000 Only swoosh.

00:31:57.000 I only play on nerf courts.

00:32:00.000 If it wasn't for my injury, I would have made it all the way.

00:32:03.000 But now, I got you to carry on my dream for me.

00:32:06.000 That's what I do with my boy in boxing.

00:32:08.000 Ow, it hurts.

00:32:09.000 Wow.

00:32:11.000 Wow, that old, brand new basketball.

00:32:12.000 Keep practicing.

00:32:14.000 And who knows, maybe you'll make the cover of a magazine one day.

00:32:20.000 What?

00:32:20.000 Hold on.

00:32:21.000 Is he punch drunk?

00:32:22.000 Does he have pugilistic dementia?

00:32:24.000 And who knows?

00:32:25.000 Maybe the cover does this do anything?

00:32:28.000 Was he the ball?

00:32:29.000 That's why the ball's Brand new, he just bounces head around.

00:32:32.000 Action, Orson.

00:32:33.000 Action.

00:32:34.000 Oh, maybe you'll be like, no one's heart is in this.

00:32:37.000 This is the problem with advertorial.

00:32:39.000 And this is why I was adamantly against it at Vice Magazine.

00:32:42.000 The British, Vice UK, kept pushing it.

00:32:43.000 And I go, No, no one likes it.

00:32:46.000 No one reads it.

00:32:46.000 No, there's no heart in it.

00:32:48.000 There's no love in it.

00:32:49.000 If you ever had a Scottish woman's cooking, there's no love in it.

00:32:52.000 It's just like food.

00:32:53.000 There, eat this food and you won't be hungry.

00:32:56.000 This is what acting looks like when no one gives a fuck.

00:32:59.000 The cover of a magazine one day.

00:33:01.000 Cover of a magazine one day.

00:33:03.000 Katrina, this came for you.

00:33:06.000 Live glam makeup or something?

00:33:09.000 Makeup?

00:33:10.000 But I didn't order this.

00:33:12.000 Oh, huh.

00:33:13.000 That's weird.

00:33:14.000 It says this is for.

00:33:17.000 Let me see that.

00:33:19.000 Are you some kind of a fag?

00:33:21.000 You're ordering makeup now?

00:33:24.000 That it's nothing.

00:33:25.000 I just saw some YouTubers talking about live glam, so I thought I'd try it.

00:33:28.000 What do you want to try makeup for?

00:33:29.000 You're my son.

00:33:32.000 My daughter.

00:33:33.000 Isn't it weird how they totally skate around his homosexuality?

00:33:38.000 This entire video, they never mentioned once that he's gay.

00:33:40.000 He's just a guy who likes to wear makeup.

00:33:42.000 Who's not gay?

00:33:47.000 I better not see you around makeup again.

00:33:49.000 You hear me?

00:33:52.000 Is he mad?

00:33:53.000 Was his whole family killed by makeup?

00:33:55.000 Around makeup?

00:33:56.000 Yeah, don't even go near it.

00:33:58.000 It's like peanuts.

00:33:59.000 Even if someone nearby and you're allergic, if someone nearby has had some recently, you can die.

00:34:07.000 Yeah.

00:34:11.000 Read this.

00:34:12.000 It's called a sports magazine.

00:34:13.000 It's somehow older than the basketball I grew up with.

00:34:20.000 I hate that I love doing this.

00:34:23.000 I can't help myself.

00:34:25.000 Oh, hi.

00:34:26.000 Uh, what are you doing with my makeup person?

00:34:28.000 What are you doing with my makeup?

00:34:29.000 You heard what dad said?

00:34:30.000 Yeah, I know.

00:34:31.000 Boy, they're really coming down hard on him.

00:34:34.000 Tom, Katrina.

00:34:36.000 It's okay.

00:34:37.000 Your secret's safe with me.

00:34:39.000 Do you even know how to use those?

00:34:42.000 Lots of face acting in these, eh?

00:34:44.000 Hmm.

00:34:45.000 Hmm.

00:34:47.000 Watching some YouTube videos, and I really want to become a big YouTuber one day.

00:34:52.000 And I want to do makeup tutorials.

00:34:54.000 Isn't it funny, by the way, that the bankup person in this video sucks, and she is shining like a greasy lemon in every shot.

00:35:04.000 Hey, why don't you give your actress some live glam?

00:35:07.000 It's my dream.

00:35:09.000 Look at her.

00:35:10.000 Look at that.

00:35:14.000 The only person who should be wearing makeup in this video is you.

00:35:17.000 Look at this grease stain.

00:35:22.000 You're blinding me with your forehead grease.

00:35:25.000 Hey, it doesn't matter what dad thinks.

00:35:29.000 It kind of does.

00:35:29.000 You can't live your life going after someone else's dream.

00:35:33.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:35:34.000 You have to follow your own dreams.

00:35:36.000 How about you just wear makeup and don't rub it in his face?

00:35:38.000 And what are you, 25?

00:35:40.000 Move out.

00:35:41.000 Put on all the makeup you want.

00:35:44.000 Here, this belongs to you.

00:35:47.000 It's live glam.

00:35:47.000 Thanks.

00:35:48.000 It's available for $44 a month if you sign up now with the coupon code DARMAN.

00:35:54.000 You have great taste.

00:35:55.000 LiveGlam's lippies and eyeshadows?

00:35:57.000 Oh, the best.

00:35:58.000 Yeah.

00:36:02.000 This isn't a commercial.

00:36:04.000 The others aren't like this, right?

00:36:06.000 This is the only time I've seen him plug something.

00:36:08.000 Usually the only thing he's plugging is, don't beat up old black ladies.

00:36:11.000 I saw one the other day.

00:36:13.000 They take a parking spot from this woman and she goes, please, please, I need to park here.

00:36:19.000 It's very important.

00:36:21.000 And they go, whatever, bitch.

00:36:22.000 Fuck you.

00:36:23.000 We hate old ladies.

00:36:24.000 And they take her parking spot.

00:36:25.000 And then they're at the doctor's office and she shows up crying.

00:36:30.000 And they go, I'm sorry, I'm late.

00:36:31.000 I got here as fast as I could.

00:36:33.000 Yeah, this is it.

00:36:36.000 Look at his face.

00:36:39.000 Look at his face.

00:36:40.000 Go back.

00:36:41.000 Look at him.

00:36:42.000 Is he a butt plug?

00:36:44.000 What is that?

00:36:45.000 Look at those crescent moon eyebrows.

00:36:50.000 Wait, that's not the one.

00:36:54.000 Oh, a couple of stories.

00:36:55.000 What is this man's parking spot?

00:36:56.000 You'll never know.

00:36:56.000 Wait, he's done two.

00:36:57.000 Oh, my.

00:36:58.000 Wait a minute.

00:36:59.000 Wait a minute.

00:37:01.000 He's done this exact one, but it's an old lady.

00:37:04.000 What the f- What the fudge?

00:37:08.000 Let's just make sure.

00:37:09.000 It's the exact same thing, exact same shots.

00:37:12.000 I want my spot.

00:37:14.000 And then they're in a doctor's office.

00:37:16.000 He runs in.

00:37:16.000 He goes, How's my daughter?

00:37:17.000 Well, the one I saw, it's an old lady.

00:37:19.000 She goes, How's my daughter?

00:37:20.000 And they go, your daughter's dead.

00:37:22.000 Also, this is what confuses me.

00:37:24.000 You're obviously at a mall.

00:37:25.000 Why is your daughter dying at a clinic in a mall?

00:37:28.000 Shouldn't she be in intensive care when she dies?

00:37:32.000 All right, so that's the old man.

00:37:34.000 And then he did it again, shot for shot, frame for frame, old lady.

00:37:41.000 And she arrives at the mall clinic and her daughter's dead.

00:37:44.000 And he missed her.

00:37:45.000 And by the way, say you missed goodbye, saying goodbye to your daughter.

00:37:47.000 You missed like a few seconds.

00:37:49.000 It's not that big of a deal.

00:37:51.000 She's dead.

00:37:52.000 Do you see it?

00:37:53.000 Old lady?

00:37:54.000 I put, yeah, old woman.

00:37:57.000 Wait, I think that's her there.

00:37:58.000 No, no, at the bottom.

00:38:01.000 Yeah, it's this one.

00:38:02.000 Wait, oh, no, no.

00:38:03.000 Sorry, it's that same actress, but it's not her.

00:38:06.000 Just look up parking spot.

00:38:08.000 Wait, no, that's not it.

00:38:10.000 She's in a lot of these videos.

00:38:12.000 They always seem to be Hispanic.

00:38:16.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:38:17.000 Look.

00:38:18.000 Even the pictures are the same.

00:38:19.000 Well, I don't understand this.

00:38:22.000 Couple steals this man's parking lot.

00:38:24.000 You'll never believe what happens.

00:38:25.000 Couple steals parking spot from grandma.

00:38:27.000 They live to regret their decision.

00:38:29.000 It's the exact same video.

00:38:31.000 Click on this.

00:38:34.000 Same parking garage.

00:38:36.000 They probably shot it at the same time.

00:38:38.000 I don't know.

00:38:39.000 I'm lost.

00:38:40.000 Was this for Live Glam too?

00:38:42.000 Or was this for the National Old People's Association?

00:38:46.000 Same panic window shot.

00:38:49.000 Excuse me, me, sir.

00:38:50.000 Although this couple is much hotter than the couple in the other.

00:38:54.000 He's melting your mouth, gorgeous, and she's a nice.

00:38:56.000 I don't know, that was really weird.

00:39:00.000 So she keeps me.

00:39:02.000 By the way, if you're trying to get there for your daughter's last second, park illegally.

00:39:06.000 Get a ticket.

00:39:08.000 Block someone in.

00:39:11.000 I know my daughter's dying, but I had to park legally because I don't want to get a $40 ticket.

00:39:16.000 I think you should take a seat.

00:39:18.000 Your daughter croaked.

00:39:20.000 She came in here for a pap smear, and now she's dead.

00:39:23.000 See that bucket?

00:39:24.000 How it's kicked over?

00:39:25.000 I used a machete for the pap smear, which I know now was a mistake.

00:39:28.000 But unfortunately, she just bled to death.

00:39:30.000 And I didn't call 911, and there's no ambulance on the way.

00:39:34.000 That's greasy lemon.

00:39:35.000 I knew she was dead.

00:39:36.000 That's greasy lemon.

00:39:37.000 Is that grease face?

00:39:38.000 Yeah.

00:39:39.000 All right, let's go back to grease face.

00:39:42.000 Darman is so weird.

00:39:46.000 He's so powerfully weird.

00:39:49.000 He writes these.

00:39:50.000 I'm sure he does.

00:39:51.000 And the acting is unbelievable.

00:39:52.000 He probably directs them.

00:39:53.000 He probably writes and directs these and markets it to different companies.

00:39:56.000 And he's running out of money.

00:39:58.000 He's probably not getting YouTube revenue.

00:40:00.000 They probably changed his algorithm or something.

00:40:02.000 So now he has to do advertorials.

00:40:04.000 And I think he has a low IQ, maybe?

00:40:07.000 I don't know.

00:40:09.000 He's just very, very weird.

00:40:11.000 And if you're directing this guy, you'd go, dude, you're...

00:40:18.000 Little smaller, please.

00:40:20.000 You're supposed to be like uncomfortable with your gay son.

00:40:22.000 Not I want to murder him.

00:40:26.000 Still playing with my old new basketball.

00:40:28.000 Hey, son, I was thinking, why don't we shoot hoops like old times?

00:40:32.000 What do you think?

00:40:32.000 Maybe later.

00:40:33.000 I can't remember.

00:40:34.000 Why not?

00:40:37.000 I put on makeup to come over.

00:40:38.000 Why are you wearing that hoodie in the house?

00:40:40.000 Take that thing off.

00:40:44.000 You're wearing makeup?

00:40:49.000 Explain yourself.

00:40:53.000 Look how absurd he looks.

00:40:54.000 The makeup...

00:41:00.000 No.

00:41:01.000 I don't.

00:41:02.000 Maybe Dar is so cheap.

00:41:04.000 Because he's clearly cheap when it comes to getting actors.

00:41:06.000 These are like extras who this is the first thing they've ever done.

00:41:10.000 Maybe he's so cheap that he just does the makeup.

00:41:13.000 I can picture that.

00:41:14.000 That looks like I did it.

00:41:19.000 Good job.

00:41:22.000 Dad, why did you do that?

00:41:25.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry, but I can't keep living my life like this, trying to follow your dreams.

00:41:32.000 I have to follow my own dreams.

00:41:34.000 When was the last time you saw a guy that was so gay that he wore this much makeup, but then he also had like a normal urban outfitters dress shirt with like a Nike hoodie?

00:41:45.000 So he's a regular guy here and the hair, but then this was flaming drag queen story hour.

00:41:51.000 I've never seen that before.

00:41:53.000 I've seen men in makeup.

00:41:54.000 I live in New York City or I work in New York City.

00:41:56.000 They usually will have like an orange tube top on and have their hair dyed blonde when they look like this.

00:42:03.000 My dream is to become a makeup artist.

00:42:05.000 I didn't raise you to be a makeup artist.

00:42:07.000 I raised you to be a real man.

00:42:13.000 I'm sorry, but I've made my decision.

00:42:15.000 Ha ha ha ha!

00:42:17.000 He has...

00:42:18.000 Ha ha ha ha ha!

00:42:21.000 He has a sad clown face, and it's totally exaggerated by the makeup.

00:42:26.000 He's a cartoon.

00:42:27.000 I'm sorry, but I've made my decision.

00:42:30.000 I'm sad.

00:42:36.000 My dad doesn't like me.

00:42:40.000 Let me guess.

00:42:41.000 You're sad?

00:42:43.000 So take your things and go, because you're not welcome here.

00:42:47.000 A son who wears the streets.

00:42:48.000 Get the strings.

00:42:49.000 Oh, because he went like that with the hoodie.

00:42:52.000 Then a son of mine.

00:42:54.000 And don't call me dad.

00:42:57.000 Because you're not my son anymore.

00:42:59.000 Call me Mark.

00:43:02.000 The son moved out of his father's house and started practicing makeup.

00:43:06.000 Before his makeup started getting started makeup.

00:43:12.000 You don't practice makeup.

00:43:13.000 You practice putting on makeup.

00:43:16.000 That's like saying practicing basketball.

00:43:18.000 Dar man can't speak English.

00:43:22.000 Really good at it.

00:43:24.000 Meanwhile, the dad refused to talk to his son.

00:43:28.000 And never left his living.

00:43:30.000 Son wasn't going to play basketball, then the dad wanted nothing to do with him.

00:43:35.000 The son started filming YouTube videos on makeup and started getting really popular.

00:43:41.000 He followed.

00:43:43.000 He kind of talks like Des Moines from Fast Times or Ridgemont High.

00:43:46.000 Hey man, I got some blue oyster cult tickets.

00:43:49.000 This is great makeup.

00:43:51.000 He followed his dream and he couldn't be happier.

00:43:55.000 Dream and couldn't be happy.

00:43:58.000 He looks ridiculous.

00:43:59.000 I mean, even within the ridiculosity of a dude wearing makeup, he's still on the outskirts.

00:44:05.000 In fact, I could see dudes who are wearing makeup, dudes who wear makeup ostracizing him and saying, don't talk to me.

00:44:11.000 You're no friend of mine.

00:44:12.000 You do makeup too weird.

00:44:13.000 You have blue lips.

00:44:15.000 You have the makeup of a fat goth chick.

00:44:19.000 A couple years passed and the father started really missing his son.

00:44:24.000 Does his dad only have one shirt?

00:44:26.000 He's in his phone as son.

00:44:29.000 But his pride always stopped him from calling until one day his daughter taught him a value.

00:44:36.000 Does people not do anything?

00:44:36.000 And how old is she?

00:44:38.000 Move out.

00:44:38.000 Get a life.

00:44:40.000 Are they under house arrest?

00:44:44.000 Well, this is why I played this video coming up.

00:44:47.000 Why don't you just reach out to him?

00:44:49.000 I just wanted him to be successful.

00:44:52.000 Not going around doing makeup.

00:44:54.000 Hold on a second.

00:44:56.000 The odds of you being successful in the NBA, they've been calculated.

00:45:00.000 They do it for the MLB, too.

00:45:02.000 It's a fraction of 1%.

00:45:05.000 0.000000025 type of thing.

00:45:08.000 So if you want him to be successful, I don't think basketball, especially because he's a shrump, unless you're 6'5, why would you be pushing basketball to make him successful?

00:45:18.000 I've not been keeping up with him.

00:45:20.000 What do you mean?

00:45:22.000 He's one of the most successful makeup artists in the world.

00:45:25.000 What?

00:45:26.000 Check it out.

00:45:27.000 He's on the cover.

00:45:29.000 This isn't a magazine.

00:45:31.000 Live Glam has a catalog that they send out every month when you get your free, well, not your free, but you get your fucking little brushes and lipstick and stuff.

00:45:42.000 And they also have this stupid catalog.

00:45:44.000 In fact, they couldn't even print, why didn't they just print him on the cover and say, check out our new commercial starring this guy?

00:45:52.000 Again, he looks ridiculous.

00:45:54.000 And makeup, like, look at James Charles.

00:45:56.000 Who's the other guy that you love because you're a homo and you live in the fag zone?

00:46:01.000 Jeremy Peters or something?

00:46:03.000 There's two main guys.

00:46:04.000 I love.

00:46:06.000 I think, oh, wait, you're talking about Jeffree Star?

00:46:08.000 There we go.

00:46:09.000 Of course, Ryan knows right away.

00:46:10.000 Jeffree Star and James Charles are the two famous makeup guys that I guess we're emulating here.

00:46:16.000 They are raging homosexuals.

00:46:19.000 Like, raging.

00:46:21.000 They don't have one collared shirt in their entire wardrobe.

00:46:25.000 Everything is silver and scuba and a bikini top.

00:46:30.000 Scuba.

00:46:31.000 Hi, sisters.

00:46:32.000 Yeah, Levi.

00:46:32.000 James Charles here.

00:46:33.000 Back to my YouTube channel.

00:46:34.000 Okay, I know you guys are all very, very excited.

00:46:37.000 Okay, that is a kind of a normal shirt.

00:46:39.000 But look, jumps over to these white sweatshirts.

00:46:44.000 They don't wear normal clothes.

00:46:47.000 Look at this.

00:46:47.000 They're not normal.

00:46:49.000 You can understand if the dad's going to be a little disappointed.

00:46:51.000 You know, Gigi Gorgeous?

00:46:54.000 His poor father.

00:46:56.000 Look up Gigi Gorgeous wedding.

00:46:58.000 His poor father has to go to a wedding where it's essentially a straight wedding.

00:47:04.000 Gigi Gorgeous is a dude with tits and he's marrying a woman.

00:47:10.000 Jared Leto with white hair.

00:47:12.000 Yeah.

00:47:13.000 So that guy.

00:47:16.000 There he is.

00:47:17.000 That poor bastard.

00:47:19.000 That guy.

00:47:20.000 He had to see.

00:47:21.000 Okay, ostensibly his daughter walk her down the aisle so she could marry a dude.

00:47:26.000 But the dude has a vagina and the bride has a penis.

00:47:30.000 They have straight sex, by the way.

00:47:32.000 And get this, this is the craziest part.

00:47:35.000 Gigi Gorgeous went to see her gynecologist because they're having trouble conceiving.

00:47:42.000 Let that sink in.

00:47:43.000 I'm having trouble conceiving their relationship.

00:47:46.000 So the gynecologist had to look at a dick and go, your clit's engorged.

00:47:51.000 Your vagina is sealed shut.

00:47:53.000 You have two large cysts in your labia, which have somehow sealed together to form a kind of a bag, if you will.

00:48:00.000 And your husband's penis, well, it's gone.

00:48:05.000 I don't know what happened there.

00:48:07.000 And he has a giant hole where his cock should be.

00:48:10.000 Hey, I've got a kooky idea.

00:48:12.000 Why don't you put this Engorged clitoris into his penile hole?

00:48:16.000 And you can make some babies that way.

00:48:19.000 No thanks.

00:48:20.000 Too weird.

00:48:21.000 Look at this poor sucker.

00:48:23.000 And that's her husband.

00:48:27.000 I mean, I guess you don't want them to kill themselves, but they're living a ridiculous lie.

00:48:34.000 They do photo shoots all the time.

00:48:36.000 Look at this happy couple.

00:48:38.000 That's your son.

00:48:41.000 That's your son.

00:48:43.000 You're allowed to be a little uncomfortable with that.

00:48:45.000 In fact, the fact that this guy was smiling at their wedding, he deserves the Nobel Peace Prize in self-delusion.

00:48:54.000 Holy shit.

00:48:55.000 Talk about fake it till you make it.

00:48:57.000 Why does she have a cane?

00:49:04.000 Nat Getty of Getty Oil.

00:49:06.000 So all they do all day is just play around with grandpa's hard-earned cash.

00:49:10.000 All right, let's see if we can tolerate much more of Dharman.

00:49:13.000 So all the dad suddenly realizes that his son is successful because he's on the cover of a catalog.

00:49:21.000 That he could have just printed at Kinkos.

00:49:24.000 And by the way, no one has really looked up to the, I think the whole idea of fame is over, is it not?

00:49:29.000 With reality shows and all this shit and viral video stars and YouTubers.

00:49:33.000 Is it cool to be famous anymore?

00:49:36.000 Like everyone used to, you know, even as late as like the early 2000s, people would say, I want to be rich and famous.

00:49:42.000 And then, you know, you had MTV, real world, and real housewives and all this shit.

00:49:46.000 And now it's just like fame is kind of embarrassing, I think.

00:49:51.000 My son's on a cover.

00:49:52.000 Get co-backed on a magazine.

00:49:54.000 Yeah.

00:49:55.000 That's the winner.

00:49:57.000 That, sir, is, we have to watch that a hundred times.

00:50:00.000 You may want to fast forward, folks at home, because I'm watching that till tomorrow.

00:50:05.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:50:10.000 Are these his last words?

00:50:12.000 Is someone pulling a knife out of his stomach?

00:50:15.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:50:18.000 Dar, let this go.

00:50:19.000 Like, it's one thing to be a bad actor.

00:50:21.000 A bad director just goes, that's a winner.

00:50:23.000 Cut.

00:50:24.000 That's a take.

00:50:25.000 That's a keeper.

00:50:32.000 My son's on a cover of a magazine.

00:50:34.000 It's not even a...

00:50:40.000 But you've never heard of Live Glam.

00:50:42.000 It's just a magazine.

00:50:43.000 A magazine.

00:50:46.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:50:51.000 Wait, try not to laugh.

00:50:52.000 Holy shit, I laughed Phlem out of my throat.

00:50:54.000 Let's just go dead serious here.

00:50:56.000 Okay.

00:50:58.000 My son's on a cover of a magazine.

00:51:02.000 The eyes get me.

00:51:03.000 The eyes get me every time.

00:51:05.000 The actual voice, I could think.

00:51:07.000 It's like he's been beaten in a basement with whips and chains and stuff.

00:51:11.000 And then someone comes up and goes, guess what?

00:51:13.000 You're getting out today.

00:51:14.000 You can see your family again.

00:51:15.000 You're not going to hit me anymore.

00:51:18.000 My son's on a cover of a magazine.

00:51:22.000 Yeah, the eyebrows go up and then they sort of launch the eyeballs.

00:51:27.000 It's like the setup.

00:51:29.000 And you know those Indians, when they would spear hunt, they had this catalyst thing that they would use to give the spear some extra kaboof.

00:51:37.000 And that's what's happening here.

00:51:38.000 The eyebrows come up and they just slam you the eyeballs.

00:51:43.000 Let's see it again.

00:51:46.000 No, you have to go back more.

00:51:49.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:51:51.000 Up, boom.

00:51:54.000 Wallop.

00:51:55.000 It punches you.

00:51:58.000 Okay, that's enough, I guess.

00:51:59.000 My Son's on the cover.

00:52:01.000 Maybe we should make that a video drop.

00:52:03.000 Yeah.

00:52:03.000 I don't know when we're going to use it, but we'll figure it out.

00:52:06.000 Magazine.

00:52:19.000 Yes, your son's on the cover of a fucking catalog.

00:52:22.000 I'm the biggest Darman fan, I think, ever.

00:52:24.000 Darman, you are...

00:52:28.000 I think he makes a lot of money.

00:52:34.000 So he's a totally incompetent buffoon who's very successful.

00:52:40.000 So he's going to go to his grave going, I kicked some ass, I took some names, I had these videos.

00:52:44.000 Dar, I want you to know before you die, your videos suck beyond the room.

00:52:52.000 Like beyond Tommy Waizo.

00:52:54.000 You are utter shit.

00:52:56.000 You're terrible at your job.

00:52:58.000 The fact that you get millions of views and I assume make money from this shows that you are the king of the shitheads.

00:53:05.000 You have the illiterate moron community at your fingertips.

00:53:09.000 I don't know how.

00:53:10.000 Maybe no one else has tried.

00:53:12.000 Dunsana cover of a magazine.

00:53:15.000 Yeah.

00:53:17.000 He has millions of followers on YouTube.

00:53:20.000 He makes over $350 a month.

00:53:23.000 Maybe it's time for you to pay him a visit.

00:53:26.000 So you don't like men wearing makeup unless they get paid to.

00:53:30.000 Then it's okay.

00:53:32.000 I'm sure he'd love to see you.

00:53:33.000 That's like you're mad your son's gay and then you find out that he makes millions as a male prostitute and you go, my son makes $500 a night blowing dudes?

00:53:44.000 Gotta do the eyes.

00:53:45.000 My son makes $500 a night blowing dudes?

00:53:49.000 Wait, I can't even do it.

00:53:50.000 It's really hard.

00:53:51.000 My son makes $500 a night blowing dudes?

00:53:54.000 I can't do it.

00:53:55.000 It's eyebrows and then eyes.

00:54:00.000 Kinda.

00:54:02.000 Maybe he is talented.

00:54:04.000 He's talented at sucking.

00:54:07.000 I like magazines.

00:54:10.000 Again, you look preposterous.

00:54:14.000 Your eyes look like gaping bloody asshole vaginas, and your lips look like you were gang raped by a group of African slaves.

00:54:24.000 Come in.

00:54:25.000 Come in, I'm ridiculous.

00:54:32.000 Look, he's in a massive apartment paid for by makeup tutorials.

00:54:38.000 I finally got a new shirt.

00:54:40.000 So I thought I'd come and see you.

00:54:42.000 Why are these subtitled?

00:54:45.000 I'm sorry.

00:54:47.000 Can you wash your face if we're gonna go out and get a beer?

00:54:51.000 Actually, I'm the one that's sorry.

00:54:55.000 I realize now that I was pushing you to go after my dream rather than trying to follow your own.

00:55:02.000 Your dream was insane.

00:55:03.000 The NBA?

00:55:05.000 Think you can ever forgive me?

00:55:07.000 Sure.

00:55:08.000 Of course.

00:55:08.000 You had the same shirt on.

00:55:10.000 I missed you so much today.

00:55:11.000 Don't get lipstick on my collar.

00:55:14.000 Your mother will think I'm having an affair.

00:55:16.000 I missed you too, son.

00:55:18.000 No one calls herself.

00:55:19.000 Hey, glamours.

00:55:20.000 Today I've got a very special guest.

00:55:25.000 Hi.

00:55:26.000 I'm totally okay with all of this because I found out that he's famous.

00:55:26.000 Hello.

00:55:30.000 I changed all of my views overnight, as Colombians are wont to do.

00:55:34.000 You'll notice with most homophobic Colombians, when they find out that their son makes money being a raving homosexual, they're totally down for it and they can't wait to get on their next video.

00:55:46.000 I just want to say that I'm the proudest father in the world.

00:55:51.000 Because he's famous on YouTube.

00:55:55.000 I think they're Peruvian, by the way.

00:55:57.000 I changed my mind.

00:55:58.000 Peruvians have huge schnoz's.

00:56:05.000 One, your dream.

00:56:08.000 To support those with dreams, LiveGlam is giving a free lipstick or makeup brush to anyone who joins their club using the code Glamour.

00:56:18.000 Like even adding the www dot.

00:56:22.000 Hey, Darman fam.

00:56:23.000 I hope you love that.

00:56:25.000 Wait, we're part of the man fam?

00:56:27.000 Darman fam.

00:56:29.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:56:31.000 Hey, Darman fam.

00:56:32.000 I hope you love that message.

00:56:34.000 Please remember, we're not going to give me nightmares.

00:56:38.000 They look like Japanese letters.

00:56:40.000 They look like a master calligrapher in Japan made them in one second.

00:56:46.000 Zhoup, Zhoup.

00:56:48.000 Stories, we're changing lives.

00:56:51.000 And when you share my videos, you're helping to change lives.

00:56:54.000 You're helping to change their lives.

00:56:57.000 I appreciate you, and I'll see you in the next video.

00:57:02.000 Wow.

00:57:04.000 Unbelievable.

00:57:06.000 are being dominated by retards.

00:57:09.000 It's a long line at the doorway.

00:57:11.000 What's up in taco?

00:57:12.000 Getting up with the nacho.

00:57:13.000 Fucking with a bad vibe.

00:57:14.000 And she go both ways.

00:57:15.000 Turn up the racks off a show date.

00:57:18.000 That wasn't the best ending in the world.

00:57:22.000 You said you found a video of that guy, that actor?

00:57:25.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:57:26.000 Where does he dig up these people?

00:57:28.000 I just assume, because we used to do commercials and you'd offer $100 and you'd get these terrible actors.

00:57:35.000 David Sia?

00:57:35.000 What's his name?

00:57:36.000 Yeah, Live, Laugh, Love, Sing, Dance, and Have Fun With David Sia.

00:57:40.000 He's got a narwhal and some unicorns.

00:57:42.000 Is this a parody?

00:57:43.000 Is he a gay?

00:57:44.000 I would assume so.

00:57:44.000 Yeah.

00:57:46.000 I mean, even if he's not, I mean, what does it take?

00:57:49.000 81 views, 59 views.

00:57:51.000 If you're doing a YouTube thing and you're getting dozens of views, just stop.

00:57:55.000 It's not working.

00:57:57.000 To protect our skin.

00:57:58.000 This is how Brown is beautiful.

00:58:00.000 He was raised to think that the darker he was, the shittier he was.

00:58:03.000 I'm going to get more darker if I'm in the sun, you know?

00:58:05.000 And after hearing all these things for so long, it really got to me.

00:58:08.000 And I started to believe that I wasn't beautiful.

00:58:10.000 I started to believe that I was ugly because of my skin tone.

00:58:13.000 I felt ugly, I felt gay.

00:58:17.000 Yes, this is a big deal with Hispanics, Indians.

00:58:20.000 A lot of brown people, their mothers will get mad at them for getting a tan because the whiter you are, the more valuably they are.

00:58:26.000 Not our thing.

00:58:27.000 That's your thing.

00:58:28.000 That's Hispanic racism.

00:58:30.000 ...to send out the positive message that no matter what skin tone we are, we are all still beautiful.

00:58:30.000 my problem.

00:58:36.000 What the fuck was that?

00:58:37.000 You know, that's why I'm sure to listen to this video to show you all my skin, my beautiful, and my confidence.

00:58:41.000 You're a Carquistador, my friend.

00:58:44.000 You're not black.

00:58:45.000 You speak a European language, Spanish.

00:58:47.000 Yeah.

00:58:48.000 Spanish.

00:58:49.000 Spain.

00:58:50.000 It took me 22 years to be able to be able to do that.

00:58:51.000 You conquered the Aztecs.

00:58:53.000 We stole the land from the Indians?

00:58:55.000 You stole the land from the Indians.

00:58:58.000 You're in the same boat as us, dude.

00:58:59.000 Welcome aboard.

00:59:01.000 Welcome to the oppressors class.

00:59:03.000 During the summer in high school, when we had summer vacation, I would stay in my room the entire summer.

00:59:07.000 I was hoping he would say what he is.

00:59:08.000 I was so happy about it because that was my chance to finally get lighter.

00:59:11.000 He might be Mexican.

00:59:13.000 But I wouldn't have any fun.

00:59:14.000 I was miserable.

00:59:15.000 Colombians are a little whiter.

00:59:16.000 I thought about it.

00:59:17.000 These ideals of beauty started because, you know, back when classes, with classism, people who were poorer, who were less fortunate, had to work in the sun.

00:59:29.000 They were the farmers.

00:59:30.000 They were the ones who got darker.

00:59:31.000 And the richer nobility.

00:59:34.000 So they genetically became darker by working in the sun?

00:59:37.000 So if you go out and you work in the sun a lot and you get a deep tan, your children will then be darker.

00:59:43.000 Yeah, that's why I go to the beach.

00:59:44.000 I want my dark.

00:59:45.000 That's a hell of a sunburn you got there.

00:59:46.000 It's horrendous.

00:59:47.000 It's so sunburned.

00:59:48.000 Look at this.

00:59:48.000 My baby came out sunburned.

00:59:51.000 Nice logic.

00:59:52.000 And look how they say it with such confidence because they learned it in school.

00:59:55.000 This is what their retard teachers say.

00:59:57.000 I can't stop thinking about that teacher, by the way, who said, I don't teach the syllabus.

01:00:01.000 I teach them about activism.

01:00:03.000 That's a major thing that she would say that with such pride.

01:00:08.000 I don't teach the syllabus.

01:00:09.000 So when they watch the news, when a kindergarten student, when a four-year-old watches the news, I couldn't get any, my kids are 13, 11, and 7.

01:00:21.000 I couldn't get any of them to watch one second of the news.

01:00:28.000 What a loser.

01:00:30.000 Oh, by the way, I sent you this clip.

01:00:33.000 They used his clown face for the thumbnail.

01:00:35.000 Look at it.

01:00:36.000 No, you had it.

01:00:36.000 You had it.

01:00:37.000 That.

01:00:38.000 Oh.

01:00:39.000 They used our favorite part as the thumbnail.

01:00:43.000 Do they have a sense of humor over there at Dharman?

01:00:47.000 I mean, they have to.

01:00:49.000 I wonder how much he does.

01:00:50.000 I want to do a documentary about him.

01:00:53.000 I think he directs and writes these videos.

01:01:00.000 What do you think?

01:01:01.000 They do look totally farmed out, though.

01:01:01.000 Yeah.

01:01:03.000 There's no heart.

01:01:05.000 She didn't have makeup on her head.

01:01:07.000 It's like no one is there.

01:01:08.000 He might have a team.

01:01:09.000 He might be a team guy.

01:01:10.000 He might just farm it out, dude.

01:01:11.000 Yeah.

01:01:12.000 He writes them up and he farms it out.

01:01:14.000 Maybe they come back normal and then he puts his man touch on it.

01:01:17.000 No, no, no, no.

01:01:17.000 Why did he do the exact same video twice, but one with an old lady and one with an old man?

01:01:23.000 Maybe we could contact him and pretend we want to hire him.

01:01:28.000 We want to do a thing on racism and how wrong it is, but we also want to do it the exact same one again, but with an albino.

01:01:35.000 And then we want to do the exact same thing, but with a Jew.

01:01:39.000 And then a white guy, just a normal white guy.

01:01:41.000 We want to talk about how wrong it is to be racist towards whites.

01:01:44.000 It's called It's Okay to Be White.

01:01:46.000 What do you think of that?

01:01:47.000 They don't want to see us win.

01:01:50.000 What is that?

01:01:51.000 Oh, it's a DJ Khaled soundboard.

01:01:55.000 Don't love me no more!

01:01:59.000 And another one.

01:02:01.000 And why are there different faces?

01:02:03.000 Oh, there's different rappers, but I'm just keeping it.

01:02:05.000 Oh, I see.

01:02:06.000 You're just doing the DJ Khaled.

01:02:08.000 Bless up.

01:02:11.000 All right, so, yes, we will cover the riots briefly.

01:02:14.000 Only two articles today.

01:02:18.000 This was fun to watch.

01:02:19.000 The arrogance of the left.

01:02:21.000 And I think it's because they were brainwashed from K through 12 into thinking that they rock.

01:02:25.000 So this guy's got a boom box over his head.

01:02:28.000 Uh-oh, is it not working?

01:02:30.000 It's looking a little not worky.

01:02:34.000 This is the mirror.

01:02:35.000 The original post was deleted.

01:02:37.000 Let me see.

01:02:38.000 I'm going to just search that.

01:02:39.000 While I describe it, we'll see what happens.

01:02:41.000 So he's at, you know, that they went to the Portland union, not the police station, but like where the union is, I guess, where they have their union meetings.

01:02:48.000 So they fenced it off and boarded it up.

01:02:51.000 And they've been out there.

01:02:52.000 They think the cops are in there, which I don't believe they are.

01:02:55.000 And they've been yelling at them, yelling through the holes.

01:02:57.000 Maybe there are some because they talk about damaging the cops' eyes with lasers.

01:03:00.000 But this one dude, he's standing up there with a big speaker.

01:03:03.000 And I don't know what it's playing.

01:03:04.000 It's like fight the power or something.

01:03:06.000 Now, that's a form of terror.

01:03:08.000 We did this in Waco.

01:03:10.000 We played, I can't remember what it was.

01:03:12.000 I think it was like African or Muslim music or something.

01:03:15.000 We played some terrible music.

01:03:17.000 Dude, I think it might have been We Built This City.

01:03:20.000 I think we may have played.

01:03:21.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:03:22.000 I think we had We Built This City.

01:03:25.000 We played it to David Koresh and stuff all night to make them go nuts.

01:03:29.000 So sound is a form of terror and this kind of thing.

01:03:32.000 Anyway, you're going up against the police force.

01:03:34.000 This is day 52 of the riots there, right?

01:03:39.000 And you're like, fuck it, man.

01:03:40.000 And so they throw a gas canister at him.

01:03:44.000 They shoot at one and it goes by his feet and he couldn't care less.

01:03:47.000 And then he gets one in the face.

01:03:49.000 This is a black dress, gold dress thing where people look at this and they're outraged.

01:03:53.000 And I look at it and go, good.

01:03:59.000 But look at his attitude here.

01:04:01.000 Okay, stop.

01:04:03.000 He doesn't give a shit.

01:04:05.000 Like, I've told you there's two types of men in the world, men who have been punched in the face and men who haven't been punched in the face.

01:04:11.000 This is the first time this guy has ever experienced any kind of blowback for his spoiled brat behavior.

01:04:18.000 If someone shoots a tear gas canister at me, I go, holy fuck, they're shooting tear gas.

01:04:24.000 At least run behind the car or something, get undercover.

01:04:26.000 No, he's just like, that's gay.

01:04:30.000 Show it again.

01:04:32.000 Because you're going to enjoy him getting it in the face that much more.

01:04:36.000 Oh, whatever.

01:04:37.000 Boring.

01:04:39.000 It's so stupid.

01:04:40.000 Get it out of here.

01:04:41.000 Anyway, back to my sound terror.

01:04:44.000 Oh, you ruined it, Ryan.

01:04:47.000 Holy fuck!

01:04:59.000 Yeah.

01:05:00.000 Holy fuck!

01:05:01.000 The thing that flew by before, if you're in front of it, it'll hit you.

01:05:05.000 So they are inside.

01:05:08.000 Or the National Guard is, or someone.

01:05:11.000 Look, they shoot lasers at them to their eyes.

01:05:17.000 Can I just see that again and make sure I don't miss it this time?

01:05:24.000 You hear the speaker smash against the ground.

01:05:27.000 He gets knocked out.

01:05:34.000 Fucking dumbass.

01:05:35.000 No, keep showing it.

01:05:37.000 He bleeds like a stuck pig.

01:05:38.000 Your forehead bleeds a lot.

01:05:48.000 Medic!

01:05:49.000 I don't think they're in Vietnam.

01:05:54.000 Use my umbrella.

01:05:54.000 Apparently, it works.

01:05:58.000 Because no one's...

01:06:05.000 Here's what you do, dummies.

01:06:07.000 You get him out of harm's way, then you put pressure on the wound so it will cauterize, stop the bleeding, and then hope and pray, after saying defund everything, that an ambulance shows up at some point.

01:06:18.000 He needs stitches.

01:06:20.000 He's not dead.

01:06:21.000 He's going to be concussed.

01:06:22.000 He will probably come to within the next 45 seconds.

01:06:26.000 But wheeling him, like moving him around as he bleeds everywhere, they're so stupid.

01:06:34.000 We really are.

01:06:35.000 This is the stupid episode.

01:06:37.000 I'm going to call it the stupid episode.

01:06:39.000 That's pretty good.

01:06:43.000 Look at this stupid cunt, 1.9.

01:06:45.000 I don't remember what this is.

01:06:46.000 That's what my notes say.

01:06:48.000 Oh, yeah, look at literally.

01:06:50.000 And I love the way the LA Times covers it.

01:06:53.000 Out of Portland tear gas, an apparition emerges, capturing the imagination of the protesters.

01:06:59.000 It's just some dumb slut flashing her beef.

01:07:03.000 But it's celestial.

01:07:05.000 An unidentified woman wearing only a face mask and a cap sits in a Portland, Oregon street early Saturday morning, facing law enforcement, using her magic vagina to blast them with estrogen.

01:07:18.000 Does she think light is shooting out of her cunt?

01:07:22.000 Like, lady, get back, get back.

01:07:24.000 Ah.

01:07:24.000 What the?

01:07:25.000 Ah.

01:07:26.000 Christos.

01:07:29.000 Dominos.

01:07:31.000 *scoffs*

01:07:33.000 She just sort of, it's closed like this, right?

01:07:35.000 And then she just goes and just blinding rainbow light.

01:07:40.000 Too much love.

01:07:42.000 There's too much power.

01:07:43.000 There's too much feminist woke awareness.

01:07:47.000 They all just melt.

01:07:48.000 Their faces melt like the Nazis in Indiana Jones.

01:07:52.000 You got to go into that.

01:07:53.000 Oh, okay.

01:07:55.000 Remember that?

01:07:56.000 Let me tell you what to type in.

01:07:58.000 Melting face Nazi Indiana Jones.

01:08:02.000 Which they did with wax and stop motion.

01:08:04.000 Not stop motion animation, but they cooked wax.

01:08:08.000 This is what they did after they saw her cunt.

01:08:11.000 That's pretty amazing.

01:08:12.000 No, did they do that because it was so beautiful or so disgusting?

01:08:19.000 Oh, it's a candle.

01:08:19.000 Those other things.

01:08:20.000 You could get a candle on it.

01:08:21.000 That's lame.

01:08:23.000 You got to light it with a pussy, though.

01:08:25.000 And then last thing, this is a very weird clip.

01:08:29.000 So it's Boogaloo Boys were seen at some rally recently.

01:08:33.000 I think we're still in Portland.

01:08:34.000 I'm not sure.

01:08:35.000 But there's the Boogaloo Boys, right?

01:08:37.000 Which is a joke.

01:08:38.000 It's a bunch of dudes that say there's going to be a race war and they're going to show up for it wearing Hawaiian shirts and carrying weapons.

01:08:44.000 It's not a real thing.

01:08:45.000 It's like this.

01:08:46.000 It's a 4chan joke.

01:08:48.000 But we've started seeing them in real life and people are saying that they're feds.

01:08:53.000 And they've taken this Hawaiian shirt joke that Groipers and other people do and they've turned it into like a thing where they show up at rallies.

01:09:01.000 But this further proves that they're feds.

01:09:03.000 They were seen marching with BLM and hanging out with Antifa, which is very curious.

01:09:11.000 And here's another curious thing.

01:09:13.000 I spent many years as a punk rocker, I'd say from 1984 to 1990, my entire adolescence, and they don't look like this.

01:09:26.000 They don't have Hawaiian shirts, and they don't have big fat mohawks like that.

01:09:29.000 They don't wear sunglasses.

01:09:32.000 This is not, and they don't have this sort of vibe.

01:09:35.000 This guy has a military vibe.

01:09:37.000 He's not a, I've never seen a punk rocker like this before.

01:09:44.000 You're going to have to go back to the beginning.

01:09:59.000 Then he gets one of the proud boys down.

01:10:02.000 I know those punches look lame, but punches are not videogenic.

01:10:05.000 You can do a lot of damage, but it doesn't look good.

01:10:08.000 Especially because we're so used to watching boxing.

01:10:09.000 Watch the quote-unquote punk go for his gun.

01:10:14.000 Oh, whoa.

01:10:16.000 Oh, whoa, whoa.

01:10:19.000 The cops get it out of his hand.

01:10:21.000 I'm undercover, stupid.

01:10:23.000 What the fuck are you doing?

01:10:24.000 Let me talk to yourself.

01:10:25.000 He doesn't have Dr. Martin's.

01:10:26.000 He has like weird security athletic boots.

01:10:30.000 Black boots, which cops wear.

01:10:32.000 SWAT guys wear.

01:10:33.000 Punk rockers don't wear boots like that.

01:10:36.000 They wear army boots.

01:10:37.000 usually Dr. Martin's, or if they're vegans and they have those sort of That's not a punk.

01:10:48.000 That's a fake.

01:10:50.000 They're starting a fight with Proud Boys to make Proud Boys look bad.

01:10:53.000 I don't know why.

01:10:56.000 That could have been a Soros hire.

01:10:58.000 They didn't arrest him.

01:10:59.000 They didn't cuff him.

01:11:00.000 No.

01:11:03.000 Like somebody who understands what arresting is, he put his hands behind his back, though, and then they didn't arrest him.

01:11:08.000 He did have a gun, right?

01:11:09.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:11:11.000 This reminds me of, remember that skinhead who showed up to a rally, and he had on big fat red suspenders, which skinheads don't do.

01:11:18.000 They have skinny suspenders.

01:11:20.000 And then on a shirt, there was two massive swastikas, like this big, that were spray painted onto the shirt.

01:11:29.000 Like we've all seen Nazi skinheads before.

01:11:31.000 They have a band that they like on the shirt or something.

01:11:33.000 They don't have a homemade swastika shirt.

01:11:36.000 That's not a thing.

01:11:37.000 And again, the shoes are always the giveaway.

01:11:39.000 Hey, feds, if you're watching this show, you guys got to be more authentic with the shoes because that skinhead I was talking about had hiking boots on.

01:11:47.000 And this guy has military boots on.

01:11:50.000 That was weird.

01:11:50.000 The way that they're acting towards him after that is pretty strange, too.

01:11:54.000 There's like an amount of camaraderie there.

01:11:54.000 Yeah, I didn't know.

01:11:56.000 It's almost like he pats his back right here.

01:11:58.000 Yeah, they did.

01:11:58.000 There you go.

01:11:59.000 They did pat his shoulder.

01:12:00.000 And then they go over there, and then now they're pointing to him like, look, hey, look, check this out.

01:12:03.000 Like over there, you know?

01:12:04.000 Yeah, yeah, okay.

01:12:05.000 That looks like a group of buddies.

01:12:06.000 Wait, go back.

01:12:08.000 They literally did pat him on the shoulder.

01:12:10.000 There you go, but they're there.

01:12:11.000 See that?

01:12:12.000 And then again.

01:12:12.000 Didn't arrest him.

01:12:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:14.000 He has his hands behind his back because he's like, you know, as a Fed, I'm not going to resist arrest.

01:12:20.000 I know how this is.

01:12:20.000 Yeah.

01:12:22.000 Right.

01:12:23.000 And they're like, oh, over here?

01:12:24.000 Did you drop something?

01:12:25.000 They're really bad at this acting, aren't they?

01:12:28.000 You couldn't get the right shoes.

01:12:30.000 Yeah, we just got a group of homies around him.

01:12:32.000 Yeah, guys, at least cuff him and put him in the squad car and then say, well, let's drive you around the block.

01:12:37.000 You blew his cover.

01:12:38.000 And this is hard to explain, but the way he sort of bumped into the guy, isn't that like a military cop kind of a vibe?

01:12:46.000 I see what you mean.

01:12:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:53.000 Yeah.

01:12:55.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:12:59.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

01:13:04.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:13:09.000 Let me touch it.

01:13:12.000 I haven't been going to the gym recently because I can't take the fucking heat and these assholes won't let the owner turn on the AC because they want to lose weight.

01:13:24.000 Remember Dream Machine?

01:13:26.000 Yeah.

01:13:28.000 He sent me an email.

01:13:31.000 I think I'll have to forward it to you.

01:13:36.000 It says, he sort of updates me on the music scene.

01:13:39.000 And remember, Dream Machine, they were a band who were totally canceled, fired from their label, deplatformed, de-everythinged because his immigrant wife, who's a keyboardist, said, I don't know, I'm kind of happy that ICE is rounding up MS-13 and stuff.

01:13:55.000 I mean, they're here illegally, aren't they?

01:13:57.000 That was the end of them.

01:13:58.000 That was the end of them.

01:14:00.000 They dared to disparage MS-13.

01:14:04.000 Hey, Gavin, some scrapy stuff's been going on within the music scene.

01:14:07.000 Burger Records is freaking out because some guy in their label got accused of sexual assault with no actual proof, of course.

01:14:13.000 And others are pissed about their festival, Burger Boogaloo, because there's an alt-right group called the Boogaloo Boys.

01:14:21.000 You can't make this shit up.

01:14:22.000 Then this chick from a band called Cherry Glazer said she got raped in quotation marks by the guy from the Buttertones when she lied about how her age, when she lied about her age when she was 14.

01:14:34.000 She told him she was 16 and banged a guy who was 20.

01:14:37.000 Years later, like 10 years later now, she made a huge fuss about it.

01:14:41.000 It was consensual.

01:14:42.000 The guy's record label dropped them and they were practically unpersoned.

01:14:45.000 All social media banned, dropped from label, gone from existence.

01:14:48.000 Even the other band members who had nothing to do with it.

01:14:51.000 By the way, guess what Cherry Glazer means?

01:14:53.000 That's the name of the girl.

01:14:55.000 A man ejaculating into the hymen of a virgin girl.

01:14:58.000 They might as well have called themselves the rape lovers.

01:15:01.000 So this girl names herself after a hymen-covered semen and then complains 10 years after about a sexual encounter.

01:15:09.000 Nobody wants to hear them out.

01:15:10.000 It's pretty infuriating.

01:15:11.000 They just take this girl's word for it.

01:15:13.000 Check it out.

01:15:14.000 It's all deleted.

01:15:17.000 Page not found.

01:15:18.000 Page not found.

01:15:19.000 The next two, yeah, there's two.

01:15:20.000 How many times has this happened to us?

01:15:22.000 This is the post about the word Boogaloo.

01:15:24.000 The comments are cancer, deleted.

01:15:27.000 There's the Brooklyn Vegan article about.

01:15:29.000 Sherry Glazer's Clem Creevy accuses ex-bandmate Buttertones bassist of statutory rape.

01:15:35.000 What a mess.

01:15:39.000 And do it when it happens, please.

01:15:42.000 Oh, yeah, the band is since it deleted their cigars.

01:15:44.000 Don't wait 10 years to complain that you were raped.

01:15:49.000 All right.

01:15:51.000 Back to the top.

01:15:52.000 Oh, here's this.

01:15:53.000 Is this it?

01:15:53.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:15:57.000 This might be text of the thing that I'm talking about.

01:15:59.000 After investigating Burger's roster of artists, she relented, eventually persuading pal Hannah Urib, whose father owns Boyle Heights Bar Eastside Love, to play drums in the band.

01:16:07.000 Bassist Sean Redman, 23 and originally from Seattle, asked to join later.

01:16:10.000 If at this point you're wondering why a 23-year-old is hanging out with a pair of teenage girls, Creevy's way ahead of you.

01:16:14.000 We're dating, she says quickly.

01:16:16.000 And though that admission may raise eyebrows, Urib breaks the awkwardness.

01:16:20.000 We're all dating, actually, she jokes.

01:16:23.000 Oh, she can joke about it.

01:16:24.000 Redman describes Creevy as the anti-Disney channel poster child.

01:16:27.000 He had early demos of songs such as Grilled Cheese when the f- I don't fucking care.

01:16:32.000 All I know is that all of this political correctness is making it such that when you go to see a show that you heard about on Brooklyn Vegan, every member of the band feels the same way.

01:16:41.000 And that's the same as you about politics.

01:16:44.000 That's Soviet.

01:16:46.000 That's Northern Korea.

01:16:48.000 You know, when I was a young man, we had songs that sounded totally Nazi-ish, and we didn't know if the guy was playing a character.

01:16:58.000 Like, there was this hardcore band, you'll never find him, Honest Injun, in Ottawa.

01:17:03.000 And they had a song called Fatherland America, and their very PCs still are.

01:17:08.000 Dave Aardvark was the singer.

01:17:10.000 And it said, America crushed Germany to save its pretty face.

01:17:14.000 The whole world's now the fatherland.

01:17:16.000 The whole world's now a no-fun place.

01:17:19.000 The whole world's now a Jewish race.

01:17:22.000 And we were just moshing and we didn't know if he was saying a Nazi thing.

01:17:26.000 It was just like, this is weird talk.

01:17:26.000 We didn't care.

01:17:29.000 Or there was a band called The Forgotten Rebels, and they had a song called Bomb the Boats.

01:17:34.000 Bomb the boats, feed the fish, and it was about the boat people.

01:17:38.000 Was he being a character, or was he seriously saying we should bomb the boat people?

01:17:43.000 We were 18.

01:17:44.000 We didn't give a shit.

01:17:45.000 Yeah, bomb the boats.

01:17:46.000 I don't fucking care.

01:17:50.000 It starts "I don't want no foreign prick to take my job away from me" The lyrics They were really good bands to check them out.

01:18:07.000 I don't take my job away from me.

01:18:12.000 Now, I think he said that he was doing a character because he heard someone talking like that.

01:18:18.000 But I've also seen him wear shirts that say like bomb Iraq and stuff.

01:18:22.000 But that was the beauty of the 80s.

01:18:25.000 They were all over the place.

01:18:26.000 We didn't have this synonymity that you have today.

01:18:29.000 Johnny Ramon hated communism.

01:18:31.000 The Ramones hated communism.

01:18:33.000 That was cool.

01:18:34.000 And then there was communist bands like Billy Bragg.

01:18:37.000 That was cool, too.

01:18:38.000 We had a plethora.

01:18:40.000 Or We're the Meatmen and You Suck.

01:18:42.000 That whole album would be so impossible to put out today.

01:18:47.000 I'm Glad I'm Not a Girl.

01:18:48.000 They Sit Down to Pee.

01:18:50.000 Or he has a song about I Sin for a Living.

01:18:53.000 The guy at Tesco V, that's him right there.

01:18:58.000 He was a teacher.

01:18:59.000 And he had a song about fucking his students called Burn the Little Panties Off a New Bounds with Their Buns and Burner.

01:19:08.000 Slim on that maturity, but Jesus fuck, their tits are firmer.

01:19:12.000 Pick them up for Greece too, but by God, they've gone to Driver's Ed.

01:19:15.000 That's okay, because mom will dork me in her queen-sized parents' bed.

01:19:19.000 I sin for a living, I sin for a living.

01:19:22.000 Off the record about that.

01:19:23.000 I forgot I did that.

01:19:24.000 Oh, yeah.

01:19:26.000 How did you do that free speech thing?

01:19:29.000 What do you mean?

01:19:31.000 Oh, yeah, just After Effects.

01:19:33.000 Oh, that's cool.

01:19:33.000 Yeah.

01:19:36.000 So yeah, you're ruining your own life.

01:19:39.000 You're taking all the color out of everything.

01:19:41.000 Why do you want everyone to be gray communists?

01:19:45.000 Why do you want your music to be Stalinist?

01:19:48.000 It's not fun.

01:19:51.000 This is from TJ, St. Louis.

01:19:54.000 Check out this mural.

01:19:55.000 That might have been the shirt that killed us if we got that get off my lawn shirt up.

01:20:00.000 That's paint.

01:20:01.000 It's hate to defend your home.

01:20:05.000 It's hate to not let people kill you.

01:20:08.000 This is South Africa, by the way.

01:20:11.000 Check out this mural that was painted over in St. Louis.

01:20:14.000 Take the politics out of it.

01:20:16.000 That is terrible.

01:20:17.000 No wonder her neighbors thought it was graffiti done by some punk kids.

01:20:20.000 Look how shitty that is.

01:20:22.000 That's a mural?

01:20:24.000 Was it done by four-year-olds?

01:20:26.000 Looks like a mierda.

01:20:29.000 Spanish for sure.

01:20:30.000 Normally when something is very clearly a mural, Operation Brightside will leave it alone.

01:20:33.000 But in this case, it appeared the mural itself had been defaced.

01:20:36.000 Here's Instagram of the artist.

01:20:42.000 What is it, a woman and her kid?

01:20:44.000 I believe so.

01:20:49.000 It's so bad.

01:20:50.000 Look, the shirt doesn't even cover.

01:20:51.000 Oh, is that his shirt, like, rolled up?

01:20:54.000 Is that like a detail?

01:20:56.000 No, I don't think so.

01:20:57.000 I think they just fucked up.

01:20:59.000 Wait, who is the artist?

01:21:00.000 Is it the woman?

01:21:04.000 Couldn't tell you.

01:21:05.000 She is brutally talentless.

01:21:10.000 Yeah, it's the it's I think it's that woman.

01:21:13.000 Wait, is that a detail?

01:21:15.000 Or is it a kid?

01:21:15.000 No.

01:21:19.000 I can't tell if it's a kid or not.

01:21:22.000 Yeah, by the way, that wasn't a detail of his arm being rolled up.

01:21:27.000 That's just shit.

01:21:31.000 I can't tell who did this.

01:21:35.000 I think she does it together with her kid.

01:21:37.000 Well, he doesn't look like he's tall enough to get to the afro part.

01:21:40.000 Maybe they had a stepstool or something, but if we're just going on son team, and they're both 100% devoid of talent.

01:21:50.000 Here's some other art.

01:21:55.000 Jeez.

01:21:57.000 Wow.

01:21:57.000 Imagine being like a big Black Lives Matter person in St. Louis where there's a gang murder every day at least.

01:22:04.000 I know a surgeon who, when he got out of med school, he said, I want to work in an ER that is the most challenging thing imaginable.

01:22:13.000 Oh, she adopted some Peruvian kid.

01:22:17.000 No, Guatemala.

01:22:19.000 She adopted a Guatemalan kid, and now she wears Guatemalan clothes and uses him as a fashion accessory and takes him to rallies.

01:22:27.000 And her name is Catherine Bernhardt.

01:22:30.000 Why Catherine Bernhardt's freewilling paintings attract collectors of all kinds?

01:22:35.000 Fuck, you're a dumb gun.

01:22:38.000 Catherine Bernhardt is her name.

01:22:41.000 What a useless pig.

01:22:43.000 And she goes and buys a little boy and then uses him as an accessory.

01:22:50.000 There's Bernie.

01:22:50.000 That's one of the most deplorable things that human beings can do.

01:22:54.000 Like, you know, Maya?

01:22:56.000 No, what is that woman who wears the bangs over her head?

01:22:58.000 Saya?

01:23:00.000 She adopted black kids.

01:23:02.000 Oh, really?

01:23:03.000 As a status symbol.

01:23:04.000 Or what's her name?

01:23:06.000 The South African woman who's every there's like three movies.

01:23:09.000 I was looking at on demand last night.

01:23:11.000 There's about three movies of her kicking the living shit out of people.

01:23:14.000 Charlize Theron.

01:23:15.000 Charlize Theron.

01:23:16.000 Okay.

01:23:20.000 Sean Hawk.

01:23:21.000 Oops.

01:23:22.000 Said his name.

01:23:23.000 I noticed you guys often use Reddit for funny freakout videos.

01:23:25.000 The subreddit, Public Freakouts, has a lot of good stuff too, but too many lefty moderators.

01:23:30.000 I noticed they start clips late with no context.

01:23:33.000 If you want to see real good shit, use our actual public freakouts.

01:23:37.000 They're much less politically biased.

01:23:39.000 Dude, you couldn't have come at a better time.

01:23:41.000 That's great.

01:23:42.000 Because just today, I was watching going, I can't come here anymore.

01:23:45.000 Yeah.

01:23:46.000 Go pull up public freakouts.

01:23:48.000 Here's actual.

01:23:48.000 Okay, pull up public.

01:23:51.000 At one point, they're talking about an Antifa and they go, comrade.

01:23:55.000 And when they talk about cops, they say pigs.

01:23:58.000 It's an Antifa site now.

01:24:00.000 Okay, Michael Picard.

01:24:02.000 So already they're revering this guy.

01:24:04.000 This is like an anti-cop activist who's always getting busted for fucking with cops.

01:24:08.000 Michael Picard crashes a rally with an all pigs matter sign.

01:24:12.000 That's clearly portrayed as cool.

01:24:14.000 Keep going.

01:24:16.000 No.

01:24:19.000 Oh, look at this one.

01:24:20.000 This is what protests in Portland look like before the tear gas comes out.

01:24:24.000 That's just patently false.

01:24:27.000 They're not peaceful.

01:24:29.000 City boys Fail to check wind, gas themselves, forced to leave.

01:24:32.000 They're not forced to leave.

01:24:33.000 They're wearing gas masks, by the way.

01:24:34.000 They don't care which way the wind goes.

01:24:36.000 That's all of this?

01:24:38.000 PA man racially profiled and arrested for riding a bike to the cash register in Walmart.

01:24:42.000 We don't know the whole story there, but public Reddit sure seems to.

01:24:45.000 Riding a bike to the cash register?

01:24:47.000 What's your destination?

01:24:50.000 This is a shootout that they make sound cool.

01:24:53.000 Keep going.

01:24:55.000 How to stop a preacher.

01:24:56.000 This is all how awesome it is to shit on some Christian guy.

01:25:00.000 Not that one.

01:25:02.000 It's not relevant.

01:25:04.000 Ryan, please listen to me.

01:25:05.000 Not relevant.

01:25:07.000 There's that same story again.

01:25:11.000 That's an oldie but a goodie.

01:25:14.000 Keep going.

01:25:16.000 Lots of racist tirates.

01:25:17.000 And you'll never see a racist tirade from a black dude on Public Freakout.

01:25:20.000 It's always a Karen or a redneck.

01:25:23.000 Keep going.

01:25:26.000 Guy making fun of cops as he gets busted.

01:25:29.000 Racist.

01:25:30.000 That's a white racist.

01:25:33.000 That's an oldie but a goodie.

01:25:35.000 Apolitical.

01:25:37.000 That's an ad.

01:25:38.000 That's not relevant.

01:25:41.000 Not relevant.

01:25:42.000 But it's always a white fan.

01:25:43.000 I don't care about Hong Kong.

01:25:46.000 Karen.

01:25:50.000 Police officers attack protesters running away.

01:25:53.000 You see, it's all that kind of propaganda.

01:25:57.000 Murdered by Phoenix police officer.

01:25:59.000 Not relevant.

01:26:00.000 It just goes on.

01:26:01.000 Oldie but a goodie.

01:26:03.000 Keep going.

01:26:07.000 Special sauce at the left.

01:26:09.000 Oh, okay.

01:26:10.000 Don't show it.

01:26:12.000 So I quit.

01:26:12.000 Yeah.

01:26:14.000 Happy belated 60th, G-Dog.

01:26:16.000 Do you want to check out actual?

01:26:18.000 Sure.

01:26:19.000 All right.

01:26:21.000 Portland rioters attack officer making unlawful arrest.

01:26:25.000 Okay.

01:26:25.000 That seems to be pointing out their attacking man shot after pulling gun.

01:26:30.000 I don't know if we want to show that.

01:26:31.000 Oh, that's old as hail.

01:26:32.000 Yeah, we'll see it.

01:26:33.000 We'll see it on our own time.

01:26:34.000 Thank you.

01:26:36.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan.

01:26:37.000 I think it's really telling how disingenuous these Antifa protesters are.

01:26:41.000 When they yell, get the plate number after someone drives through there, defund the police protest.

01:26:45.000 What are they going to do with the plate number?

01:26:47.000 Who do they think they're going to give it to?

01:26:48.000 Obviously, the cops.

01:26:51.000 I like my sunglasses more than a friend.

01:26:53.000 This is from Marjan.

01:26:56.000 How did you not do this for your 50th?

01:26:57.000 We were rolling 700 boats deep.

01:27:00.000 See, attached.

01:27:01.000 Yes, I had a buddy go to that, but I was having my birthday party that day.

01:27:06.000 So it was either sit on a boat with one pal or be in a bar with 100% of my pals.

01:27:15.000 I think we have a boat thing coming up.

01:27:17.000 If you're down.

01:27:28.000 You know what's really weird about the boating scene in New York?

01:27:31.000 It's working class.

01:27:34.000 And I'm talking about $100,000 boats.

01:27:38.000 Usually those boats would be a cop.

01:27:41.000 But all of these boats, ranging in price, I'd say from like used six, seven grand to $150,000, all blue collars.

01:27:52.000 Maybe these cop pensions are a little too good.

01:27:57.000 Just kidding, cops.

01:28:00.000 Here's a letter from David.

01:28:02.000 You have to fire Jacob Wall.

01:28:05.000 And he's got the article we just talked about.

01:28:07.000 I'll get right on that.

01:28:09.000 Here's Liliana, Child Trafficking Wayfair.

01:28:13.000 No content.

01:28:14.000 No content.

01:28:15.000 That's weird.

01:28:18.000 I just flew in from Chernobyl, and boy are my arms, legs.

01:28:22.000 That's okay.

01:28:23.000 That's not bad.

01:28:24.000 Pretty good.

01:28:25.000 Chicago has gone to the dogs, but this song is great.

01:28:28.000 It's my understanding, too, that the singer is against all this lib stuff.

01:28:31.000 What do you do when you know it's true But you can't see through And everything is falling apart What do you say What do they call them?

01:28:51.000 The rubs.

01:28:52.000 The rubs.

01:28:54.000 Must be hard to be a band.

01:28:55.000 Every name is taken.

01:28:56.000 You gotta call yourself the rubs.

01:29:01.000 This is from Ryan.

01:29:02.000 Not Ryan, who works here, obviously, a different Ryan.

01:29:05.000 I'm not seeing that.

01:29:06.000 It's brand new.

01:29:07.000 Hey, Gavin, I was wondering what your thoughts are on dating apps like Tinder with bars and gyms close to my area, as well as working from home.

01:29:12.000 My opportunities to get out, people are limited.

01:29:13.000 Is this a good option?

01:29:14.000 So, do you have any tips on being more successful, such as Witty Bios?

01:29:17.000 I would keep politics out of it, especially if you're in New York City.

01:29:21.000 I have no problem with it.

01:29:22.000 I mean, when I met my wife, she knew about me through Vice, and I had fucked this chick that she worked with in San Francisco.

01:29:28.000 So I had already left my calling card and a few pussies around her.

01:29:34.000 That's a form of a dating app.

01:29:38.000 She's just more efficient at it.

01:29:39.000 Why don't you do dating apps?

01:29:41.000 Through word of bang?

01:29:43.000 I don't, because I don't want to.

01:29:45.000 Well, that's a great answer.

01:29:46.000 You should host a talk show.

01:29:47.000 I don't like that idea.

01:29:49.000 Uh-huh.

01:29:50.000 I thought about it, and then I said, I don't like that.

01:29:52.000 You've still given us zero information.

01:29:55.000 I haven't got past the initial distaste for the idea.

01:29:59.000 Still nothing.

01:30:00.000 I don't find any reason to come up with reasons for not liking that.

01:30:04.000 I just don't like that.

01:30:06.000 You have to.

01:30:06.000 Give me five reasons why you don't like dicks.

01:30:09.000 You just kind of have an innate.

01:30:12.000 I'm not gay.

01:30:13.000 I'm naturally biologically against.

01:30:16.000 I'm not an online dater.

01:30:18.000 That doesn't make sense.

01:30:18.000 Why not?

01:30:19.000 Because I'm not interested in it.

01:30:21.000 Why?

01:30:22.000 Why don't you start playing video games?

01:30:23.000 Why do you not like video games?

01:30:25.000 Because it's for infants.

01:30:25.000 Video games are plenty of little kids to live vicariously through someone else.

01:30:30.000 My time is valuable.

01:30:31.000 I'm an adult.

01:30:32.000 I can't afford to be sitting around going pew, psewo, pew, pew, like a fucking child.

01:30:37.000 I'd rather use my time reading, learning more, even listening to like Tucker or Stern.

01:30:43.000 I'm learning more about my craft.

01:30:45.000 So my time is valuable.

01:30:46.000 That's why I don't play video games.

01:30:48.000 Why don't you use dating apps?

01:30:50.000 But would you ever go to a bar for a couple hours?

01:30:53.000 Yes.

01:30:54.000 Okay.

01:30:55.000 That switches my life.

01:30:56.000 I hear stories I can use on the show.

01:30:58.000 Would you want to trade that for Sitting at home talking, like trying to negotiate a way to drink with people, or would you rather go to the bar and then just see what happens there?

01:31:08.000 I'm not single.

01:31:09.000 If I was single, I would be using any possible way I could to get laid and to find a chick.

01:31:15.000 Any possible way?

01:31:16.000 Well, I wouldn't pay for prostitutes.

01:31:18.000 That's depressing.

01:31:19.000 Let's say you were looking for any way to have consensual intercourse.

01:31:21.000 Yes.

01:31:21.000 If you're 31 years old, should you start kind of looking into getting a family and settling down?

01:31:26.000 You can do that through a dating app.

01:31:28.000 Okay, but do you think a dating app is you're meeting somebody with a propensity to keep meeting people?

01:31:34.000 Do you think they're trying to settle down or are they trying to fuck?

01:31:37.000 I don't think women generally are trying to fuck.

01:31:39.000 I think they're generally...

01:31:45.000 No, no women are really, truly sluts unless they're addicted to meth.

01:31:48.000 All women want a man.

01:31:50.000 They want to settle down.

01:31:52.000 And if they live in a weird neighborhood or there's not a lot of guys around, like your neighborhood.

01:31:57.000 Is it weird to say I don't want to ever say that we met with a dating app?

01:32:02.000 I would hate that.

01:32:03.000 Why?

01:32:04.000 I don't like that idea.

01:32:05.000 It sounds like.

01:32:06.000 I'm not saying that.

01:32:07.000 That's no new information.

01:32:09.000 I don't need to give anyone new information.

01:32:11.000 If someone says I don't like spicy food because it's too spicy, it hurts my tongue.

01:32:14.000 Yeah, I don't like dating apps because it's too much work for something I don't want, which is a question about dating for you.

01:32:21.000 You're not attracted to sluts.

01:32:23.000 You don't want STDs and you feel like they attract whores.

01:32:26.000 Yeah, and when I was in a band, my least favorite part was networking on the computer for something that I like to do like this.

01:32:32.000 I like to do like this, and I like to do like this.

01:32:35.000 And I don't like to do like this.

01:32:36.000 So I'm just trying to do the things I like to do.

01:32:39.000 And it just seems nerdy to advertise yourself like, I like this, this is who I am, and post a picture like that.

01:32:45.000 It's just fucking gay.

01:32:46.000 But you're on Instagram all the time punching with cigars going.

01:32:51.000 That's for my friends to be like, that's what he's up to.

01:32:53.000 Smoking a cigar at the beach.

01:32:56.000 I don't like the idea of putting myself out there like, you put yourself out there relentlessly.

01:33:01.000 Oh, she messed, she messaged me.

01:33:03.000 Fuck that.

01:33:04.000 It's like Tamagotchi.

01:33:06.000 It's like the gayest straight thing ever.

01:33:08.000 It's the closest to gay you can get while doing something straight.

01:33:11.000 Dating ass.

01:33:11.000 All right.

01:33:12.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:33:14.000 You got to learn how to express yourself better.

01:33:16.000 Let's start with the comments on this video.

01:33:19.000 Try not to show the title and try to go right into the comments.

01:33:23.000 Because YouTube comments suck.

01:33:26.000 Hit pause so it doesn't play.

01:33:31.000 Hit pause.

01:33:35.000 You blew it.

01:33:36.000 All right.

01:33:36.000 I'm disappointed in myself that I gave this a click.

01:33:39.000 I'm going to take some time to self-reflect, learn from this mistake, and be better in the future.

01:33:46.000 The worst special effects I've ever seen in my life.

01:33:48.000 How did he do that?

01:33:50.000 This show was made for dudes who hold a pencil with their whole fist.

01:33:54.000 The guy who filmed the continuous shot was the same dude who was working the security camera when Epstein didn't kill himself.

01:34:01.000 Imagine being one of the crew at the end and having to pretend to be excited.

01:34:05.000 Mom, can we stop for some magic?

01:34:07.000 No, we have magic at home.

01:34:09.000 Magic at home.

01:34:14.000 Why was this ever approved to go on the air?

01:34:18.000 This is me, not a double, not a twin, only one of me.

01:34:21.000 One is too much.

01:34:23.000 This felt like a parody, but it's the actual show.

01:34:26.000 They really waste millions of dollars to produce this garbage.

01:34:30.000 Pretty certain this is Tommy Wizo's attempt at a career in magic.

01:34:34.000 All of these comments are top quality.

01:34:36.000 They're pretty good.

01:34:37.000 I don't even read YouTube comments because they're always some 12-year-old going, fag.

01:34:42.000 When he's celebrating in the cage, possibly the most pathetic scene in the history of magic, only to be outdone 10 seconds later when you realize he's forced the crew to play along too.

01:34:51.000 Okay, so shall we watch Chris Angel jump from a thing, a little car that has a roof.

01:35:01.000 So I don't know how he gets out of the car.

01:35:03.000 It's magic.

01:35:04.000 If it was a convertible with an eject button, maybe.

01:35:09.000 I think Chris Angel got really addicted to Coke because he was living in Vegas.

01:35:14.000 It's boring.

01:35:15.000 There's endless cocaine there.

01:35:17.000 I think he's from Long Island.

01:35:18.000 Coke right there.

01:35:19.000 I mean, this concept for this was probably greatest, the most insane thing in my career.

01:35:28.000 No one stopped them.

01:35:29.000 The Grand Canyon Death Jump.

01:35:30.000 This is incredible.

01:35:31.000 Chris is going to try and jump off the edge of a canyon.

01:35:35.000 That's also an empty canyon below him.

01:35:37.000 And a helicopter hovering.

01:35:38.000 I like how he's standing on the edge of that thing like it's dangerous, but there's 10 feet before it gets to the cliff.

01:35:43.000 All right, so if he fell, he might hurt his leg.

01:35:47.000 What is he wearing?

01:35:50.000 The first is the ramp I'm walking down.

01:35:53.000 It is literally 20 feet tall, 60 feet long, and will be my direct route to the edge of the canyon.

01:36:01.000 At the base of the ramp, we have a specially designed T-Ref, capable of going from zero to Do you crawl out the side?

01:36:11.000 I can't.

01:36:12.000 How does he get out of that?

01:36:13.000 It's magic.

01:36:14.000 Physics doesn't apply to magic.

01:36:18.000 60 and less than 50.

01:36:19.000 Okay, but even if we're defying physics, does his molecules separate like the flash?

01:36:25.000 And then he reforms his body on the other side?

01:36:27.000 That's probably a secret.

01:36:28.000 Well, that's way cooler than jumping into a jail cell.

01:36:32.000 If you can put your arm through a table by separating your molecules, just do that.

01:36:37.000 Right, yeah.

01:36:38.000 I don't care about a jail cell on a helicopter.

01:36:41.000 Yeah, go through that thing.

01:36:42.000 You're welcome.

01:36:43.000 You can defy physics.

01:36:44.000 That's better than any stunt.

01:36:46.000 Let me just see the roof part.

01:36:47.000 Beyond God.

01:36:48.000 Every car is a convertible for you.

01:36:49.000 You just disprove God.

01:36:52.000 That's not magic.

01:36:53.000 That's just driving.

01:36:55.000 It's a six-sided steel cell.

01:37:00.000 Think of it as a jail cell.

01:37:02.000 Okay.

01:37:04.000 It's not hard to think about it.

01:37:05.000 The only difference is that it will be a flying jail cell.

01:37:09.000 With an A on it.

01:37:12.000 So I thought it was open, and the whole construct was I'm going to jump out of this car and then land in the cell and close the cell.

01:37:19.000 But it's not.

01:37:20.000 I defy physics.

01:37:21.000 My molecules go through the roof of the car.

01:37:23.000 Then again, and then I soar through the air.

01:37:26.000 And then again, I zroomp, like the Terminator When he's liquid, I zroomp into the jail cell.

01:37:33.000 The T1000, yeah.

01:37:34.000 So he's separated his molecules twice.

01:37:37.000 That's very impressive.

01:37:38.000 Just notice there's five angles of this.

01:37:42.000 And by the way, if you can separate molecules, fuck the jail cell.

01:37:46.000 Just drive off the cliff, turn your molecules into ants.

01:37:50.000 That's pretty cool.

01:37:51.000 And then reform at the bottom of the Grand Canyon.

01:37:54.000 I'll see if he has a contact email.

01:37:57.000 You're wasting your molecule skills.

01:38:01.000 Why don't you just walk into the Federal Reserve?

01:38:04.000 Well, you got to get the gold out.

01:38:06.000 Can you separate other molecules?

01:38:09.000 Manned cameras.

01:38:10.000 We have unmanned cameras.

01:38:11.000 A total of 23 and all of that.

01:38:13.000 A total of 23 cameras.

01:38:15.000 That's important, I think.

01:38:17.000 We have cameras made of chocolate cake.

01:38:19.000 We have cameras at home.

01:38:20.000 We have cameras underwater.

01:38:22.000 You are a camera.

01:38:23.000 You're talking to a camera right now.

01:38:26.000 You're watching this through the eyes of a camera.

01:38:28.000 Wait, what was that he mentioned?

01:38:33.000 There'll be more than 30 pounds of explosives that will go off.

01:38:33.000 What about the camera?

01:38:37.000 Somehow, some way, I must end up in that locked jail cell.

01:38:43.000 Let's do this.

01:38:44.000 So you're going to hit the ramp, and then for some unexplained reason, you're going to set off explosives when you hit the ramp.

01:38:51.000 Did Evil Can Evil ever do that?

01:38:53.000 Why would you set off explosives on a ramp?

01:38:56.000 Is that to explode the ramp after?

01:39:00.000 Does that help propel you if your ramps are?

01:39:02.000 Oh, maybe.

01:39:03.000 Run, Chris.

01:39:03.000 That's a good idea.

01:39:04.000 Run.

01:39:04.000 Maybe he uses the phosphorus.

01:39:05.000 We don't have a lot of time.

01:39:07.000 Yeah, it's a helicopter.

01:39:09.000 Run!

01:39:11.000 Get into your weird thing.

01:39:14.000 Yeah, wait, why don't you?

01:39:15.000 Don't put on a seatbelt, by the way.

01:39:16.000 That's just more things you got to get out of.

01:39:18.000 Now he's got to drive off the ramp and reposition himself to get back on the ramp.

01:39:22.000 Yep.

01:39:23.000 Can they just position this?

01:39:24.000 Wow.

01:39:25.000 This is going to be incredible, guys.

01:39:26.000 I can't believe we're watching this together.

01:39:28.000 Physics is going to be defied twice.

01:39:31.000 I just don't get why there's explosives on the ramp.

01:39:35.000 How does that help him?

01:39:36.000 Can't wait to see this from all angles, too.

01:39:38.000 But to make sure he doesn't cheat, we have a continuous shot.

01:39:41.000 So you'll see there'll be no editing.

01:39:46.000 No camera tricks whatsoever.

01:39:51.000 Those posts all have dynamite in them.

01:39:56.000 Don't know.

01:39:59.000 Wait, he has a safety volume.

01:40:01.000 Why would you do that?

01:40:02.000 I want you to see that this is me.

01:40:02.000 For safety.

01:40:03.000 It's not a double.

01:40:05.000 It's not a squid.

01:40:06.000 It's only one of eight.

01:40:08.000 Wait, you would kill your twin?

01:40:09.000 What the fuck would it matter if you had a twin in there?

01:40:11.000 Yeah, I'm killing my twin.

01:40:13.000 It's too dangerous for me.

01:40:14.000 I'm going to sacrifice my brother.

01:40:16.000 I'm a newly only child.

01:40:20.000 You don't have a secret twin we've never heard about?

01:40:22.000 Chris, why'd you give me all these tattoos?

01:40:24.000 Why bother putting a helmet on?

01:40:27.000 In case you bonk your head?

01:40:29.000 Also, how are you going to get the helmet through the jail cell thing?

01:40:33.000 We should have no helmet on.

01:40:34.000 Somebody should take your sunglasses.

01:40:35.000 The helmet might be the stupidest part of this entire thing.

01:40:41.000 Okay.

01:40:41.000 Flynn, I'm set.

01:40:44.000 Chris, it's very windy up here.

01:40:46.000 I'm trying to keep it as steady as I can.

01:40:48.000 Don't worry about it.

01:40:49.000 I defy physics.

01:40:51.000 You could be spinning it.

01:40:53.000 I want you to go, Michael.

01:40:54.000 Get a continuous shot.

01:40:56.000 Okay, continuous shot.

01:40:58.000 Continuous shot.

01:41:00.000 Do not take your eyes off him, folks.

01:41:02.000 Folks at home, don't worry.

01:41:05.000 Let's have a helmet on.

01:41:06.000 Let's do this.

01:41:07.000 Three.

01:41:08.000 Two.

01:41:09.000 Here it is, guys.

01:41:10.000 Let's do this.

01:41:14.000 Gotta get more speed.

01:41:18.000 Oh!

01:41:29.000 The crew must be thrilled to have seen this live with their own eyes.

01:41:33.000 Oh.

01:41:34.000 They must be.

01:41:35.000 I mean, I, for one, I'd be puking.

01:41:37.000 I'd be screaming.

01:41:38.000 I'd think he was Jesus.

01:41:40.000 I'd be burning up my Bible.

01:41:42.000 We got to see more of those.

01:41:44.000 Look how thrilled they are.

01:41:45.000 23 camera angles.

01:41:48.000 Why was that the only one that we saw?

01:41:49.000 Yeah, can we see some other camera angles?

01:41:52.000 The flames obstructed the camera view.

01:41:54.000 I don't think they did.

01:41:55.000 You did it, dude.

01:41:57.000 Yeah.

01:41:57.000 Now here's 23 angles of me getting out of the thing.

01:42:00.000 All right.

01:42:02.000 Wow.

01:42:03.000 Yeah.

01:42:03.000 Woohoo.

01:42:04.000 Oh, and there's a piece of paper.

01:42:05.000 I wouldn't do a side hug if someone just out miracle to Jesus.

01:42:09.000 I'd be going full-on frontal hug.

01:42:11.000 I'd probably start humping him.

01:42:12.000 I'd bring my sick aunt.

01:42:13.000 I'd be like, can you help her?

01:42:17.000 Don't do cocaine, folks.

01:42:19.000 Get fired.

01:42:20.000 Get in trouble.

01:42:21.000 Be brave.

01:42:22.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 21, 2020

S02E189 - THE STUPID EPISODE [2020-07-21 - S02E189 - THE STUPID EPISODE]

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