Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E191 - THE K-12 CULT [2020-07-27 - S02E191

00:00:02.000 Boy, never go leave that tone here, you know, because it's too hot.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Too hot.

00:00:28.000 This town is too hot.

00:00:33.000 Now they're calling for their guns.

00:00:41.000 How about to spot the root-bite fun?

00:00:45.000 But root-bites never give up their guns.

00:00:50.000 It's too hot, too hot and tell them what to do.

00:01:04.000 That's the specials, of course.

00:01:06.000 They're epinomis debut specials.

00:01:10.000 Song is Too Hot, a fantastic time in pop music.

00:01:15.000 The early 80s, late 70s.

00:01:17.000 Jamaica declared independence in 1969 from Britain, tried it out, it sucked.

00:01:22.000 And they said, can we come over to you?

00:01:26.000 And Britain said, sure.

00:01:29.000 Had a tumultuous week or two, the Brixton riots.

00:01:33.000 But eventually the Jamaicans, the Yardies, amalgamated beautifully because it was a British culture.

00:01:40.000 They grew up drinking Guinness.

00:01:47.000 You know, I'm stealing this concept from David Cross, but if I ever got a time machine, I would not go kill Hitler.

00:01:52.000 I would go travel and see Band's first shows.

00:01:59.000 And that would be a great show to watch.

00:02:00.000 The Sex Pistols at the 100 Club, The Who in the 60s when They Were Mods.

00:02:04.000 That would be cool to check out.

00:02:07.000 All right, so that's enough of that.

00:02:08.000 We can now use it copyright-free.

00:02:10.000 I want to talk about the riots again on this show.

00:02:12.000 I apologize.

00:02:13.000 I know it's getting tiresome.

00:02:16.000 I'm a dick.

00:02:18.000 But before we do, I'll tell you about my weekend.

00:02:21.000 I went to a new beach.

00:02:23.000 I looked up my son.

00:02:25.000 So we're looking for new office space.

00:02:27.000 With all this glut in Manhattan real estate, there is tons of offices available.

00:02:33.000 And I couldn't get an appointment earlier than 2 p.m.

00:02:36.000 So I was looking around Midtown at 2 for this appointment, this place.

00:02:40.000 It was a basement and there was street windows.

00:02:44.000 They could see in, see our equipment.

00:02:46.000 It's a no.

00:02:47.000 But by the time I got back, it was like 3 and my wife wanted a break from the kids.

00:02:52.000 She deals with them all week.

00:02:53.000 So I was, and I wanted to be with him.

00:02:54.000 So I go, let's look up a swimming hole, like with a rope.

00:03:00.000 If you're going to do that, spend four days talking to people, triple confirm it, have seen it, and then go and leave at 9 a.m.

00:03:10.000 Especially during a heat wave in New York.

00:03:13.000 I didn't do that.

00:03:15.000 I just looked up swimming hole and there's like a Yelp or something.

00:03:21.000 It's like, places to splash near you.

00:03:24.000 So I saw this park, Croton Point Park.

00:03:29.000 And I thought, that looks fun.

00:03:31.000 Let's go there.

00:03:33.000 Drag my son.

00:03:35.000 He falls asleep in the car.

00:03:36.000 It's hot as shit.

00:03:38.000 We have air conditioning, obviously, but whatever.

00:03:41.000 And look, it looks like a nice place.

00:03:45.000 It is a Puerto Rican shithole more depressing than Orchard Beach.

00:03:51.000 It sucks so much shit.

00:03:54.000 It's unbelievable.

00:03:56.000 It's probably 4% white, 80% Puerto Rican, and the rest is black.

00:04:04.000 Disgusting fat pigs on the beach.

00:04:08.000 The beach sucks.

00:04:09.000 It's actually the Hudson River.

00:04:12.000 And we finally get in the water after paying $10 and $7 and $5.

00:04:17.000 We get in there and it's a huge field with grills for Puerto Ricans because they live in shitty project housing and they want to have a lawn.

00:04:24.000 So they go to these lawns and they grill.

00:04:26.000 And I get that.

00:04:28.000 That's understandable.

00:04:30.000 But there's no grilling.

00:04:32.000 So it's just Puerto Ricans sitting, that's the beach.

00:04:35.000 Look at the rocks.

00:04:37.000 Like, you can't build a sandcastle with that.

00:04:40.000 And I'll tell you what, dude, I was feeling particles.

00:04:44.000 And my son, my seven-year-old, is very sensitive about, he's been stung by jellyfish in Jamaica, sea lice he doesn't like, obviously.

00:04:52.000 You know, seven-year-olds are very finicky.

00:04:54.000 So I just go, oh, it's just rocks.

00:04:56.000 It's just people are moving around the rocks.

00:04:59.000 It's like a black kid crying because he's never been in the water before.

00:05:02.000 And I was lying.

00:05:03.000 I don't know what the fuck those were.

00:05:05.000 And every time he wasn't looking, I was going like this and trying to bowl.

00:05:08.000 But you know how ephemera is in water.

00:05:11.000 It never just sits in a nice little bowl.

00:05:13.000 I needed a sieve.

00:05:14.000 Was it sea lice?

00:05:17.000 So that's the park, but it's just a big lawn.

00:05:20.000 Like I got that near my house.

00:05:21.000 I don't need a big lawn.

00:05:24.000 And the beach, there's a very limited area you can swim in.

00:05:29.000 And I don't know what the fuck the particles were.

00:05:31.000 And here's the other gross part.

00:05:33.000 The water was hot.

00:05:35.000 I get in.

00:05:36.000 It's chilly for a second, but then there's like hot waves going over my feet.

00:05:40.000 What is that?

00:05:41.000 Puerto Rican piss?

00:05:44.000 Eh, hot foot water.

00:05:47.000 Look, immigrants fishing.

00:05:49.000 Oh, we got something.

00:05:51.000 Like, it does not feel like America.

00:05:53.000 I don't remember that part, actually.

00:05:56.000 Hey, man, life sucks.

00:06:00.000 And the dumbest thing you can do, by the way, is look up a place on Instagram.

00:06:04.000 Because, of course, they're putting up pictures of them and their hot friend having a gay old time.

00:06:08.000 They're not going to put up shitty pictures of Instagram.

00:06:12.000 We went there, we got in the water, we set up our little base.

00:06:15.000 We went in the water.

00:06:16.000 We came up just packed up.

00:06:18.000 You want to be positive with kids and go, hey, we can make this an adventure.

00:06:22.000 And I just said to my boy, I go, this adventure sucks.

00:06:25.000 Let's cut the shit.

00:06:28.000 This place blows chunks.

00:06:31.000 And it's just a beach.

00:06:32.000 There's plenty of beaches near me.

00:06:34.000 What the fuck was I doing?

00:06:36.000 Ugh.

00:06:37.000 Like, there's a nice dead fish for you.

00:06:41.000 You know, when you see lots of people fishing, you're dealing with the turd world.

00:06:45.000 Because that's how they grew up.

00:06:46.000 That was the only way they could eat.

00:06:49.000 So that sucked.

00:06:52.000 Also in the news, my daughter had the funniest idea.

00:06:55.000 She said this could be a movie.

00:06:56.000 I'm not sure it could be a movie, but I wrote myself a note and said, discuss this idea.

00:07:03.000 So she goes, I was joking around saying, what if you die and you go to heaven and Jesus is there and you don't know what to say?

00:07:12.000 This is the son of God.

00:07:13.000 You're freaked out and you go, hi.

00:07:20.000 And then he goes, hello.

00:07:24.000 So we thought that was funny.

00:07:25.000 And then my daughter goes, wouldn't it be funny if he was just the weirdest looking dude you've ever seen?

00:07:31.000 Like he didn't look like any of the pictures.

00:07:32.000 He had little eyes.

00:07:36.000 Like little small eyes, little dot eyes.

00:07:39.000 Sort of like you'll see in the video tonight, the Austin guy who has a black wife and he got shot, killed for starting a fight with an AK in his hand.

00:07:48.000 An AR-15, sorry.

00:07:49.000 So he's got little pin eyes, but really big eyelashes.

00:07:53.000 And his head is kind of light bulb shaped.

00:07:56.000 Like it's really big in the top.

00:07:58.000 And he has a weird, creepy voice like, hi, how hi.

00:08:02.000 No, no, not that much, but just like, hey, how are you?

00:08:05.000 And he has tiny hands, the littlest hands you've ever seen.

00:08:10.000 And you're in heaven.

00:08:11.000 It's awesome, by the way.

00:08:12.000 You're flying around.

00:08:14.000 Everyone's cool.

00:08:14.000 And they go, so you've met the Messiah?

00:08:16.000 And you go, yeah.

00:08:18.000 I love it here, by the way.

00:08:19.000 I love it here.

00:08:22.000 But is anyone a little sketched out by Jesus?

00:08:27.000 And they all go, you mean the best guy ever in the history of the world?

00:08:33.000 And you go, I, yeah, I guess.

00:08:36.000 I just find him a tiny bit creepy.

00:08:39.000 Why aren't you?

00:08:41.000 You don't think that's a funny idea?

00:08:43.000 No, I'm with it.

00:08:44.000 I'm not LOLing, but it is funny.

00:08:46.000 It's a funny concept.

00:08:47.000 Well, it's all in the production and how you make him.

00:08:49.000 Right, right.

00:08:50.000 I'm with you.

00:08:51.000 The funniest way to do that would be to just scour the globe or, sorry, America and find a really weird-looking dude.

00:08:58.000 Like, don't do it with prosthetics and stuff.

00:09:02.000 Find someone with a bulbous forehead who has a weird demeanor.

00:09:05.000 Like an unmanned hands.

00:09:07.000 There's casting agencies that do this.

00:09:07.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:09:10.000 Ugly people stuff.

00:09:11.000 I think it'd be more fun to hand pick it.

00:09:13.000 Just really make like a month out of it.

00:09:16.000 Like just.

00:09:17.000 Yeah.

00:09:20.000 Or if he was just super fat.

00:09:23.000 Hi, I'm just.

00:09:24.000 That seems more fun.

00:09:26.000 I was too much of indecents.

00:09:28.000 All right.

00:09:29.000 I guess I shouldn't tell my kids' stories.

00:09:31.000 I guess they're not funny.

00:09:33.000 I'm sure people were laughing at it.

00:09:34.000 I thought it was really amusing.

00:09:37.000 In other news, I heard about this on the weekend.

00:09:40.000 There is some fucking lunatic who thinks her son is Lou Gehrig reincarnated.

00:09:52.000 She says when he was a little boy, he saw a picture of Babe Ruth.

00:09:58.000 Apparently they had a rivalry.

00:10:00.000 And he goes, I don't like that man.

00:10:05.000 This is doctors.

00:10:07.000 But we're going to let you judge for yourself.

00:10:10.000 When Kristen was one year old, he saw our neighborhood kids playing baseball and became so fascinated with the family.

00:10:15.000 Oh, that's a real jaws on that family.

00:10:19.000 He would throw balls at the wall.

00:10:21.000 First time I started playing baseball, it just felt really natural.

00:10:25.000 And he said he always wanted a disease named after him.

00:10:27.000 We are not a baseball family.

00:10:28.000 So it really was three years old and throwing and catching a ball like an eight-year-old.

00:10:34.000 It took Christian to see a professional baseball game.

00:10:36.000 We were walking through the stadium in Boston and he saw this big picture of Babe Ruth.

00:10:41.000 I don't like Babe Ruth.

00:10:42.000 He got so upset saying, I don't like him.

00:10:45.000 He was mean to me.

00:10:46.000 That's when I had an inkling that something was going on.

00:10:49.000 Started to look at him.

00:10:50.000 I think he looked up at the barrel.

00:10:51.000 He was 80 years old.

00:10:52.000 I don't know.

00:10:53.000 We have reincarnation and children in Babe Ruth's era and said, do you see anyone here that doesn't like Babe Ruth?

00:11:00.000 And he immediately pointed to a player with dimples.

00:11:04.000 He said, that's me.

00:11:05.000 And the man who he pointed to was Lou Garrett.

00:11:08.000 To have him say these things, it was actually very disturbing.

00:11:11.000 And I was concerned.

00:11:12.000 Yeah.

00:11:13.000 You should be worried.

00:11:13.000 Did you call the police?

00:11:15.000 But the one thing that really got me, I was in an elevator with him.

00:11:18.000 And he said, when I was a tall baseball player, I used to stay in hotels almost every night.

00:11:22.000 And I said, did you fly on airplanes?

00:11:24.000 I used to what?

00:11:25.000 And he said, no.

00:11:26.000 Or stay in hotels.

00:11:28.000 And then she said, do you ever go in airplanes?

00:11:30.000 I used to show the doctors.

00:11:31.000 We only deal with hard science.

00:11:33.000 We're doctors.

00:11:36.000 You know, like reincarnation.

00:11:37.000 Airplanes?

00:11:38.000 And he said, no, mostly trains.

00:11:40.000 And he'd never been on a train or played with a train.

00:11:43.000 So it was really, really odd to me.

00:11:45.000 Well, he knows what a train is.

00:11:46.000 That's like third piece of evidence.

00:11:49.000 Here he is putting a flower in his own grave.

00:11:52.000 How disturbing is that?

00:11:53.000 Is that the grave he rose up?

00:11:55.000 When you're reincarnated, when do you make the transition?

00:12:00.000 Is it just like you die?

00:12:01.000 Is there a moment of stasis?

00:12:03.000 Maybe you're in a limbo for a little bit.

00:12:04.000 Yeah, because wait, Lou Gehrig died probably way before that kid was born.

00:12:11.000 No, you keep playing the video.

00:12:12.000 I'll look up when Lou Gehrig died.

00:12:20.000 Whoa!

00:12:21.000 This kid was born to play baseball.

00:12:24.000 Christian Haupt just turned eight, and some people say they've never seen him.

00:12:28.000 He died in 1941.

00:12:30.000 Wow.

00:12:31.000 How long has this poor bastard been floating around with weird Jesus, waiting for a body to inhabit?

00:12:39.000 Inhabit.

00:12:40.000 But maybe time goes a lot faster up there.

00:12:42.000 Like heaven years, you know?

00:12:44.000 So 41, that kid was probably born in 95.

00:12:48.000 So for like 36 years, he was sort of going, you know what?

00:12:54.000 I think I'm ready.

00:12:55.000 Ever.

00:12:58.000 It's been like a Ryan lifetime.

00:13:01.000 I'm ready to go inhabit a boy, which, by the way, is kind of creepy.

00:13:05.000 It is.

00:13:06.000 I want to be inside a boy's body.

00:13:08.000 I want to be a boy.

00:13:09.000 Baby, I want to come out of a vagina.

00:13:11.000 Like, when do you take over the body when you're a sperm?

00:13:14.000 Good point.

00:13:15.000 Day one of the birth?

00:13:18.000 So, did you kill a baby?

00:13:19.000 Like, what about the little boy who was developing on his own?

00:13:22.000 Right.

00:13:23.000 And you're like, sorry, dude.

00:13:25.000 I'll take it from here.

00:13:27.000 That's stealing a soul.

00:13:28.000 And then you kill a little soul.

00:13:30.000 It's like, what?

00:13:31.000 What about?

00:13:31.000 I was, I built a soul.

00:13:33.000 So you'd have to really be in the dad's dick.

00:13:38.000 You'd have to swim out the dad's urethra.

00:13:40.000 So Lou Gehrig had been dead for 30 years or so.

00:13:45.000 And he goes up to Jesus.

00:13:47.000 I assume you need permission.

00:13:49.000 Weird Jesus with the light bulb head and the tiny hands.

00:13:51.000 And he said, I want to come out of some random white guy's cock.

00:13:55.000 the thing is, he'd have to be Buddha or something because I don't, I don't believe reincarnation is, it's not a, She doesn't seem like a Buddhist to me.

00:14:06.000 So he goes up to Jesus and goes, I want to just shoot out of a dude's dick.

00:14:10.000 And Jesus goes, I don't like you.

00:14:14.000 My dad gave you AIDS on purpose.

00:14:17.000 You suck.

00:14:18.000 I don't even know why you're here.

00:14:20.000 And now you want to shoot out of some little boy's dad's dick?

00:14:23.000 And that babe Ruth and the boy?

00:14:25.000 The boy who knew.

00:14:26.000 She wrote a book about this.

00:14:28.000 And they're trying to get a major film.

00:14:31.000 Like a major motion picture.

00:14:34.000 You know what actually happened?

00:14:36.000 What?

00:14:37.000 He kept making fun.

00:14:38.000 Like Babe Ruth and him are both in heaven, and he keeps making fun of Babe Ruth.

00:14:42.000 He's like, babe, what are you a little baby?

00:14:44.000 Babe Ruth.

00:14:45.000 And then Jesus is like, all right, enough.

00:14:48.000 I'm going to make you an actual baby.

00:14:50.000 There's a baby.

00:14:51.000 Wow.

00:14:52.000 I'm starting to discover the possibility that you're not funny.

00:14:55.000 Oh, I wasn't being funny.

00:14:57.000 That's a theory.

00:14:58.000 Everything is intact there.

00:14:59.000 You got the babe part.

00:15:01.000 You delivered that with some actual humor.

00:15:03.000 You know, that's your job.

00:15:04.000 There's nothing funny about turning a man into a baby.

00:15:10.000 So, some major director is working on a film deal with this family.

00:15:14.000 But you can't be, as you say, you can't be a Christian and be for reincarnation.

00:15:21.000 That's Lou Gehrig, played by the face of the earth.

00:15:27.000 Flash forward to today.

00:15:30.000 Christian Haupt certainly has talent.

00:15:32.000 Guys, I think I can explain this confusion here.

00:15:36.000 Your son is very interested in baseball because it's fun and he's good at it.

00:15:43.000 The end look at the way they both swing.

00:15:51.000 A lot of baseball swings.

00:15:52.000 No, not really.

00:15:53.000 No?

00:15:53.000 That didn't seem that much like Lou Gehrig.

00:15:55.000 I mean, how different seemed pretty darn different to me.

00:16:01.000 Look, after he's done, he lets it sag.

00:16:04.000 Lou has his up.

00:16:06.000 Maybe because he's got a little baby arm.

00:16:11.000 Speaking of my daughter, which doesn't seem to work comedy-wise, I don't know why.

00:16:15.000 I'm very disappointed that that bit didn't last.

00:16:17.000 I was laughing my tits off.

00:16:21.000 She told me that several different people have committed suicide hoping to become Nicki Minaj's baby, reincarnated.

00:16:31.000 That can't be true, right?

00:16:34.000 That cannot be true.

00:16:38.000 I'm looking this up, right?

00:16:39.000 I mean, guys, don't many people say that people commit suicide with punishment.

00:16:49.000 I just saw a menage.

00:16:53.000 I haven't seen any menage.

00:16:56.000 God, you suck at your job.

00:16:57.000 Nicki Minaj and his brain is shit.

00:16:57.000 Look at this.

00:16:59.000 Oh, okay.

00:17:00.000 Dude, I mean, how niche is this niche is this?

00:17:05.000 So it's probably not a thing.

00:17:07.000 She also turned me onto this chick, who's a huge Nicki Minaj fan, who is like sub-human.

00:17:16.000 And with young girls, you can't tell if they're kidding or not.

00:17:19.000 But you gotta check out this chick.

00:17:22.000 She's called on Instagram, she's called, ready for this?

00:17:30.000 This is all one word.

00:17:32.000 Lovely Peaches Music 100.

00:17:38.000 Okay.

00:17:39.000 And she is a special needs person who has her kid, 1.2 million followers.

00:17:45.000 Nikki Minaj follows her.

00:17:47.000 Most of her posts are about how awesome Nicki Minaj is.

00:17:49.000 But see that one right there?

00:17:52.000 Yeah.

00:17:52.000 Check this out.

00:17:54.000 Y'all got to remember that haters are miserable, unhappy, bitter people.

00:18:01.000 They're not happy.

00:18:02.000 If they have to tear somebody else down to feel good about themselves, they're not.

00:18:09.000 Keep going down.

00:18:10.000 Yeah, she's got her baby back, which doesn't seem like a good move.

00:18:14.000 She talks about like abusing her baby and stuff.

00:18:17.000 There she is jumping.

00:18:18.000 Maybe do the peaches don't jump.

00:18:22.000 Don't do it!

00:18:24.000 Nooooo!

00:18:30.000 Nooooo!

00:18:32.000 We'll go back to the meme.

00:18:36.000 Okay, I'm starting to get insecure.

00:18:42.000 It got deleted.

00:18:44.000 That very post?

00:18:45.000 Yeah.

00:18:45.000 No, not the post.

00:18:46.000 She goes, it's the same as you just saw about haters.

00:18:50.000 And it was like, y'all, women go through so much stuff that y'all don't know about.

00:18:58.000 And it's amazing the suffering that we go through.

00:19:01.000 I got this wart right between my butthole and my vagina.

00:19:05.000 It's like a big, huge wart.

00:19:06.000 And every time I pee, it stings.

00:19:09.000 And if I touch it, it hurts so much.

00:19:12.000 It makes me want to faint.

00:19:13.000 And pus is coming out of it.

00:19:15.000 Y'all, this is what it's like to be a woman.

00:19:21.000 No.

00:19:22.000 No.

00:19:23.000 Taint warts are not a serious problem with the ladies.

00:19:29.000 Warty.

00:19:30.000 I don't know what you were doing down there, but yeah, she's definitely worth a follow.

00:19:36.000 It's not on her.

00:19:39.000 I had a link to it, and it's gone.

00:19:40.000 19 with Forest TDs.

00:19:43.000 I mean, there's a lot of videos that ain't on there.

00:19:46.000 Hygiene.

00:19:46.000 She has like, it looks like jizz in her hair, and she's bald in it.

00:19:51.000 Jizz and bald.

00:19:52.000 Maybe like wart.

00:19:53.000 It'll be very recent.

00:19:54.000 Oh, okay.

00:19:55.000 Let's see.

00:19:56.000 Well, these are her recent vids.

00:19:57.000 Let's see.

00:19:57.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:19:58.000 You might find it somewhere else, though.

00:20:00.000 Like, go, no.

00:20:01.000 Lovely Peaches Music 100 Wart Vagina.

00:20:04.000 Wart spam.

00:20:07.000 No.

00:20:08.000 About my wart.

00:20:08.000 It's going to be on YouTube, dude.

00:20:10.000 It's disgusting.

00:20:11.000 Well, if it's on this video.

00:20:12.000 Wait, go up.

00:20:13.000 Go up.

00:20:13.000 Uh-huh.

00:20:16.000 No, she has like bits of cream in her hair.

00:20:20.000 Okay.

00:20:21.000 And it's very recent.

00:20:23.000 Look, just look on the internet.

00:20:26.000 Peaches, lovely Peaches Wart.

00:20:28.000 Not to be confused with Peaches, the fuck the pain away, Canadian feminist, hairy lesbian.

00:20:35.000 Yeah, this ain't coming up.

00:20:36.000 It's getting lost and soft.

00:20:40.000 Well, obviously you wouldn't be able to find it.

00:20:41.000 Well, this is Q ⁇ A about her warts.

00:20:44.000 I mean, there's other works.

00:20:46.000 I mean...

00:20:49.000 Wart stuff.

00:20:50.000 Basically, dressing up.

00:20:53.000 Honestly, I don't give a fuck about none of that.

00:20:55.000 But if you want to feel better about yourself, if you're one of those people who feel like you want to feel better about yourself, you can dress up.

00:21:00.000 You could put makeup on.

00:21:01.000 You could do your hair a certain way you like it.

00:21:04.000 And you'll feel good about yourself, honestly.

00:21:07.000 I found it.

00:21:09.000 Why are you so shitty?

00:21:11.000 You're using DuckDuckGo?

00:21:14.000 Yep.

00:21:15.000 Lovely Peaches speaks on women's troubles and itching and burning reaction.

00:21:24.000 Oh, wait, it's not it.

00:21:26.000 She's been talking about this for a while.

00:21:28.000 Hmm.

00:21:31.000 What's good, the Lux family?

00:21:32.000 Welcome back.

00:21:33.000 All right, we're wasting everyone's time.

00:21:35.000 Anyway, it's really gross.

00:21:37.000 The Mets had their opening day on Friday.

00:21:41.000 I haven't seen you since then.

00:21:43.000 They did not kneel.

00:21:44.000 The Yankees knelt like little bitches.

00:21:49.000 And I've been getting into some arguments with Yankees fans, and they've been denying it.

00:21:53.000 This is how baseball was supposed to be the last refuge.

00:21:57.000 Look at this.

00:21:57.000 Someone was about to light an American flag on fire.

00:22:00.000 This is back when you could just run on the pitch.

00:22:01.000 Boop.

00:22:03.000 No, you don't.

00:22:05.000 There's no volume on that?

00:22:07.000 Why didn't you have the volume?

00:22:09.000 talking?

00:22:10.000 I'm not sure what he's doing out there.

00:22:14.000 It looks like he's going to burn a flag and Rick Monday runs and takes it away from him.

00:22:21.000 And so Monday, I think a guy was going to set fire to the American flag.

00:22:26.000 Can you imagine that?

00:22:28.000 Yeah, the Braves and the Mets on opening day did not kneel.

00:22:32.000 And it's funny talking to Yankees fans because you're like, no, no, no.

00:22:34.000 You're talking about the moment of silence.

00:22:36.000 No, I'm not.

00:22:37.000 I'm talking about the national anthem.

00:22:39.000 They did not kneel.

00:22:40.000 I was watching it like a hawk.

00:22:40.000 I was there.

00:22:42.000 They didn't do shit.

00:22:44.000 All Yankees and Nationals players and coaches all take a knee.

00:22:49.000 And they have a big black rope.

00:22:51.000 What the fuck is that?

00:22:52.000 What the fuck is that?

00:22:53.000 Is that a giant anaconda of justice?

00:22:57.000 What are they doing?

00:22:59.000 Like a hose.

00:23:02.000 Yankees Neil.

00:23:03.000 That's stinkies.

00:23:04.000 That team sucks.

00:23:06.000 Also in the news, Covington is winning.

00:23:10.000 The Covington Catholic schoolboys are settling their lawsuits again and again and again.

00:23:16.000 Now that we can't know, but if you're looking at a $200 million lawsuit and your CNN and you're looking at the court fees and everything, you're going to say, let's do $5 million.

00:23:34.000 Can we do five?

00:23:36.000 And then their lawyer's going to say, we can do seven.

00:23:40.000 And they're going to go, oh, Jesus Christ.

00:23:42.000 We made no money this year.

00:23:43.000 No one watches us.

00:23:48.000 Let's do six.

00:23:50.000 So six, six.

00:23:51.000 This is just my gut says six and six.

00:23:54.000 So that's 12.

00:23:56.000 And they have six more to go.

00:24:00.000 This guy's got his tuition paid.

00:24:03.000 He's going to be able to buy some new shoes.

00:24:06.000 He's looking at my gut says 34 million when everything is said and done.

00:24:13.000 Lawyers will probably take 12 and they'll be doing pretty good.

00:24:19.000 Everyone thinks they're rich kids.

00:24:21.000 I looked up that area.

00:24:22.000 It's a very blue-collar area.

00:24:24.000 They're not wealthy kids.

00:24:27.000 So that was good news.

00:24:28.000 Okay, here's a series of things where the worst people in the world are emerging, these total racists.

00:24:37.000 You keep hearing about racists, right?

00:24:39.000 Kangaroo Boy did a great thing about Atheism is Unstoppable?

00:24:46.000 It's got big names.

00:24:48.000 It's called Kangaroo Jack.

00:24:52.000 And it's not good.

00:24:55.000 Oh, it has Owen Wilson in it.

00:24:58.000 No.

00:24:59.000 It doesn't think so.

00:25:01.000 It's, dude, stick to political commentary because this is downright embarrassing.

00:25:09.000 You said that he was a mouse, so that would be mousebird, not chicken blood.

00:25:13.000 Right?

00:25:14.000 Oh, Jerry O'Connell isn't it?

00:25:16.000 And Christopher Walken.

00:25:18.000 Why'd you say Owen Wilson?

00:25:20.000 Because there was another thing.

00:25:22.000 No, it was Marmaduke, I'm thinking of.

00:25:23.000 Some shitty animal movie.

00:25:25.000 Not to call his movie shitty, but.

00:25:28.000 Yeah, don't correct me when you're wrong.

00:25:30.000 I didn't correct you.

00:25:32.000 I was the first one to say a name.

00:25:32.000 Okay.

00:25:34.000 Don't add anything when you're wrong.

00:25:37.000 Atheism is Unstoppable had a feature film.

00:25:40.000 I don't know where he got this fucking money, but it's called Kangaroo Jack.

00:25:44.000 And it has nothing to do with politics or atheism.

00:25:48.000 And I'm sorry, but it's embarrassing.

00:25:50.000 In it, Atheism is Unstoppable gets a hold of a sweatshirt, that sweatshirt.

00:25:55.000 And he steals it from the black dude.

00:25:57.000 That might be his thing.

00:26:00.000 That's where it started.

00:26:01.000 Yeah, where he's like, I'm going to do a movie where it's whites stealing from blacks.

00:26:09.000 Yeah, that's a hallucination.

00:26:11.000 Call free Willie!

00:26:13.000 Let Willie set you free!

00:26:17.000 We're right about him.

00:26:18.000 Chicken blood, smell it on his father.

00:26:21.000 Smell it on him.

00:26:22.000 Chicken blood.

00:26:23.000 Smell it on him.

00:26:24.000 Chicken blood.

00:26:27.000 Chicken blood.

00:26:28.000 Anyway, I don't mean to embarrass the guy.

00:26:28.000 That's crazy.

00:26:30.000 He's been great for our network, and I love his recent videos because he's definitely found his niche.

00:26:34.000 But yeah, that was not great.

00:26:37.000 Embarrassing?

00:26:38.000 Anyway, so you're hearing about all this gossip in the news because racism is everywhere, right?

00:26:44.000 And you go, Wiley hates Jews.

00:26:46.000 You remember Wiley?

00:26:48.000 What you call it?

00:26:49.000 I started that, by the way.

00:26:49.000 Urban?

00:26:51.000 I was down there doing a documentary and he refused to do it with me.

00:26:54.000 And I kept saying, we're doing a thing about garage.

00:26:57.000 This would be 2004.

00:26:59.000 And he's like, I'm not doing it.

00:27:00.000 I'm not doing it.

00:27:01.000 I can't meet you.

00:27:02.000 I was like, fuck, I'm going to kill you, you son of a bitch.

00:27:05.000 And I said, we're just trying to find out about the music.

00:27:07.000 What's it called?

00:27:08.000 What it's about.

00:27:09.000 And then he wrote a song called, what you call it?

00:27:11.000 Garage?

00:27:12.000 What you call it?

00:27:13.000 Two-step?

00:27:13.000 What you call it urban?

00:27:15.000 But he didn't want to be classified.

00:27:17.000 He's invented his own kind of music called Eskimo.

00:27:20.000 I make Eski beats with Eski boys.

00:27:22.000 Why aren't you looking this up?

00:27:25.000 I'm on this article.

00:27:26.000 What, that song?

00:27:27.000 Yeah.

00:27:28.000 W-O-T, what you, letter you, call it.

00:27:33.000 What you call it.

00:27:35.000 This was his big hit, and he's responding to me trying to get him to define garage and refusing to be part of it.

00:27:42.000 Oh, video unavailable.

00:27:45.000 This show is going not well.

00:27:46.000 This show is going not well.

00:28:04.000 I think he's a really talented musician, by the way.

00:28:06.000 What do you call it?

00:28:06.000 Garage.

00:28:07.000 Garage.

00:28:08.000 Call it urban.

00:28:08.000 What do you call it?

00:28:10.000 Urban.

00:28:11.000 Two Step.

00:28:12.000 What do you call it?

00:28:13.000 Two Step.

00:28:15.000 Tell us what you call it.

00:28:16.000 Yeah, you Gary.

00:28:17.000 I don't care about Gary.

00:28:18.000 It doesn't sound like Gary.

00:28:20.000 Who told you that I made Gary?

00:28:22.000 Willie Kat's got his own sign.

00:28:23.000 It's not Gary.

00:28:24.000 Make it in the studio.

00:28:25.000 Here in London, there's a sound called Gary.

00:28:25.000 We're not in the Gary.

00:28:28.000 My sound is drawing garbage.

00:28:29.000 I'm curved.

00:28:30.000 They don't like me in garage.

00:28:34.000 Eskimo sound is mine.

00:28:36.000 Okay, you do Eskimo.

00:28:39.000 So I read that he hates Jews.

00:28:41.000 And you go, that doesn't surprise me.

00:28:44.000 That's a common thing when blacks get old, like black pop stars.

00:28:49.000 They get football players.

00:28:53.000 They get into this weird Hebrew-Israelite shit where they are the chosen ones.

00:28:58.000 And you go, okay.

00:28:59.000 But then I read it and I go, you're villain.

00:29:04.000 I was prepared.

00:29:05.000 I guess I'm brainwashed.

00:29:06.000 I'm not even jaded at this point.

00:29:08.000 And when I hear something like this, I think, oh, it's going to be Farrakhan where he says Jews are termites and need to be exterminated, right?

00:29:15.000 But then you see it and you go, what?

00:29:19.000 What does he say?

00:29:20.000 He goes, in fact, there are two sets of people who nobody has really wanted to challenge, Jewish and KKK.

00:29:27.000 Yeah, no one challenges the KKK.

00:29:30.000 No one dares criticize the KKK.

00:29:33.000 You'll lose your job immediately if you criticize the KKK.

00:29:36.000 What a fucking tart.

00:29:38.000 But then he goes, go up a bit.

00:29:40.000 I didn't finish it.

00:29:41.000 But being in business for 20 years, you start to understand why.

00:29:46.000 If you work for a company owned by two Jewish men and you challenge the Jewish community in any way, that's two words, Wiley, of course you will get fired.

00:29:54.000 That's true.

00:29:57.000 Is that so controversial?

00:30:00.000 Remember that actor?

00:30:01.000 Oh, what's his name?

00:30:02.000 He was in Sid Nancy.

00:30:04.000 He was also the commissioner in Batman.

00:30:06.000 You'll recognize him.

00:30:07.000 Gary Oldman.

00:30:08.000 When I say Sid Nancy, you have no idea.

00:30:08.000 Yeah.

00:30:10.000 But when I say Batman.

00:30:11.000 No, I knew Sidney Nancy.

00:30:13.000 Remember that scene with the beans?

00:30:14.000 He did.

00:30:16.000 He did an interview with, I think it was GQ or Playboy, and he said, you know, if I were to criticize the Jewish community anyway, or even acknowledge that Jews are overrepresented in Hollywood, I would have to apologize the next day.

00:30:32.000 I'd lose my career.

00:30:33.000 He said that, and then he had to apologize the next day to the fucking ADL.

00:30:40.000 Oh, it was perfect.

00:30:44.000 So I don't have a big problem with that.

00:30:47.000 And also, if you worked for a company that had two Scottish people and you criticized the Scots, you probably have to quit.

00:30:52.000 So that's not a big deal.

00:30:54.000 And then if you breathe, you're being anti-Semitic.

00:30:56.000 These lot are taking the piss, I mean making fun, because they are the law.

00:31:03.000 By the way, this was called an outpouring of anti-Jewish venom.

00:31:08.000 Why does anyone give a fuck what other people think?

00:31:13.000 I guess like if you're in an area like baseball where kids look up to you and you're doing heroin, that's bad because kids are going to try heroin.

00:31:21.000 I kind of get that.

00:31:23.000 But this is a pop star who fucking gives a shit what he says.

00:31:28.000 I was almost disappointed when I read it to see how tame they all are.

00:31:32.000 Here's another one.

00:31:33.000 So this professor is found dead in his home.

00:31:37.000 This is sort of my benign villains section of the show.

00:31:42.000 Controversial UNCW professor.

00:31:45.000 What's that?

00:31:46.000 North Carolina?

00:31:48.000 Mike Adams found dead in his home.

00:31:50.000 Murdered.

00:31:52.000 Now, this was clearly liberals.

00:31:55.000 They went up through his front door and they rang the doorbell and the one guy just started yelling, Mike, Mike, Mike.

00:32:00.000 And then they started beating on the door.

00:32:02.000 And I didn't know if they were friends of him or against him.

00:32:05.000 So I just kept hanging out here to find out what was going on.

00:32:08.000 And then about a half hour later, two sheriffs come on up and then everything else happened.

00:32:13.000 Next, you know, I had 20-something vehicles all throughout here.

00:32:16.000 And I was like, man, I hope nothing happened to him.

00:32:18.000 And next, you know, they put the ribbon up and they were carrying them out.

00:32:23.000 Your neighbor getting murdered by a gang of thugs, and your first concern is, I hope my cars are okay.

00:32:29.000 And you didn't do anything?

00:32:30.000 It sounds like Ricky talking about board.

00:32:34.000 There's a lot of cars out there.

00:32:35.000 What's an asshole?

00:32:36.000 Aren't you responsible partly for his death?

00:32:38.000 And I was like, man, I hope nothing happened to him.

00:32:40.000 And next, you know, they put the ribbon up and they're carrying.

00:32:44.000 I read this and I go, oh shit.

00:32:46.000 And why do I keep taking the bait?

00:32:47.000 I took the bait with Wiley and I took the bait with this and I went, oh shit, maybe some weird professor who's into eugenics and Holocaust denial.

00:32:56.000 And I guess he pissed off the wrong people, man.

00:32:59.000 And then you read his quotes.

00:33:01.000 You show his quotes.

00:33:03.000 This is the horrible things this guy has done.

00:33:07.000 Wait, you're going way too fast.

00:33:12.000 Okay, look at this.

00:33:13.000 This is the worst thing you've ever heard.

00:33:15.000 This evening, I ate pizza and drank beer with six guys at a sixth seat tabletop.

00:33:20.000 I almost felt like a free man who was not living in the slave state of North Carolina.

00:33:24.000 Massacopa, let my people go.

00:33:28.000 How dare you use a slavery analogy?

00:33:31.000 Wait, that's COVID.

00:33:32.000 That was one of his horrible sins.

00:33:35.000 In May 28th, this is months ago now, he said universities shouldn't be closing, but they might as well shut down the non-essential majors like women's studies.

00:33:47.000 Kill him.

00:33:49.000 Kill this man.

00:33:51.000 And keep going down.

00:33:55.000 Adams also tweeted about the individuals, George Floyd.

00:33:58.000 He said they were thugs looking for an opportunity to break the law with impunity.

00:34:04.000 We're going to see this in a second.

00:34:07.000 That's it.

00:34:08.000 Wow.

00:34:09.000 Kill him.

00:34:10.000 Murder him for not appreciating women's studies.

00:34:14.000 You know what?

00:34:15.000 Anyone who has a problem with that statement, I challenge you to read a PhD women's studies dissertation.

00:34:23.000 Sit there.

00:34:23.000 They're probably like this thick.

00:34:25.000 Go sit there and read that shit.

00:34:27.000 I'm going to quiz you about it later.

00:34:28.000 You have to endure the whole thing, you fucking liar.

00:34:33.000 And finally, not finally, in the benign villains, we have this dude.

00:34:42.000 Murdered dead, shot in the fucking head right there where he's standing for liking Trump.

00:34:51.000 Old dude, he seems a little weird.

00:34:53.000 When you're making a sign with passages from the Bible, what is that?

00:34:58.000 Mulatto's lives matter?

00:35:03.000 Stopfox.com, con?

00:35:06.000 Okay, so he doesn't like Fox News, I guess.

00:35:09.000 Vote Donald Trump, pro-Trump black guy.

00:35:12.000 Just shoot him in the head.

00:35:13.000 You know what this sounds like?

00:35:14.000 That murder of that man?

00:35:15.000 It sounds like thugs wanting to break the law with impunity to me.

00:35:20.000 It sounds like the previous story correctly predicted this story.

00:35:26.000 And then finally, in my benign villains story, the New York Times has a new thing out called Nice White Parents.

00:35:36.000 I'm guessing that the adjective is a little facetious there.

00:35:40.000 To understand what's wrong with our public education system, you have to look at what's arguably the most powerful force in schools, white parents.

00:35:46.000 Listen to the trailer for nice white parents.

00:35:49.000 Yeah, let's hear it.

00:35:51.000 You may have to look it up.

00:35:52.000 The problem with education is communism.

00:35:56.000 The unions have made it impossible to fire teachers.

00:35:59.000 Peter Brimelow covered this beautifully in The Worm in the Apple, one of the best books I've ever read.

00:36:06.000 I don't believe it's here.

00:36:10.000 And the proof of this is charter schools.

00:36:13.000 No, charter schools help white people.

00:36:15.000 No.

00:36:15.000 They are thriving in Harlem, changing the course of history in black neighborhoods.

00:36:21.000 Black kids are getting educated because they provide the discipline that wasn't provided by their fathers.

00:36:27.000 But no, it's white parents who aren't allowing, I assume, enough diversity.

00:36:31.000 Thank you.

00:36:37.000 Nice White Parents is made by Serial Productions and brought to you by the New York Times.

00:36:41.000 Good work.

00:36:42.000 I want to take you back to a time when a group of idealistic people, feeling hopeful about the future, about America, threw themselves into the fight for racial integration.

00:36:54.000 It was 1963, and New York City was planning to build a- Just pause.

00:36:59.000 We don't have enough integration.

00:37:00.000 That's the problem.

00:37:01.000 If our schools were more, if schools in white neighborhood would bus in black kids and vice versa, then it would be solved.

00:37:09.000 They did that in Florida.

00:37:11.000 It was huge in the 80s.

00:37:13.000 It did not work.

00:37:18.000 Where the students would be almost entirely black and Puerto Rican.

00:37:21.000 But these white parents came in and said, no, no, no, no, don't build it there.

00:37:26.000 Put it closer to the white neighborhood.

00:37:28.000 That way all our kids can go to school together.

00:37:31.000 They were dogged, these white parents, lobbying the city at meetings, writing letters, saying, don't build it there.

00:37:37.000 It will inevitably be a segregated school.

00:37:40.000 And we want our kids to mix with black and Puerto Rican kids from the projects.

00:37:45.000 It's a decade after Brown v.

00:37:46.000 Board of Education, they said.

00:37:48.000 Schools should be integrated.

00:37:51.000 There's an archive filled with letters where the parents wrote things like, we don't want our white children to be part of some, quote, small, white, middle-income clique.

00:38:00.000 The Board of Education changed the entire plan and located the building where the white parents wanted it.

00:38:08.000 A few years later, the school finally opened.

00:38:11.000 And then none of them sent their kids there.

00:38:16.000 I went through this box of letters, called as many parents as I could.

00:38:20.000 Not a single person actually sent their kid to the school.

00:38:23.000 Not one.

00:38:25.000 What happened?

00:38:26.000 I remember thinking very cruelly.

00:38:27.000 I remember thinking.

00:38:30.000 I believe in this.

00:38:31.000 I don't sort of want to sacrifice my children to it.

00:38:34.000 No, as I did, I'm a Quaker, and so my kids went to the Quaker school.

00:38:38.000 But you were a Quaker when you wrote this letter asking for an integrated society.

00:38:43.000 I believe in it, but.

00:38:45.000 And I think that we say a lot of things that are politically correct without even realizing.

00:38:51.000 I actually support this.

00:38:55.000 I'm on the New York Times side.

00:38:57.000 It's against liberals.

00:38:59.000 It's against phony, virtue-signaling liberals, the ones that subscribe to the New York Times, the ones who are running, including, I guarantee you, Ira Glass, Neil Drumming, Sarah Koenig, everyone listed working on this show are the fucking same.

00:39:17.000 I promise you.

00:39:20.000 I don't think Ira Glass has kids.

00:39:21.000 I met him once.

00:39:22.000 I think he just got divorced.

00:39:23.000 He was married to some old bag.

00:39:25.000 But any of the people involved in this project, they send their kids to white schools.

00:39:31.000 And this is where we're at.

00:39:32.000 This is what Portland is.

00:39:33.000 This is what the riots are.

00:39:35.000 It's just, I like the idea of blacks.

00:39:38.000 I don't want them in practice.

00:39:41.000 I actually like them in practice.

00:39:45.000 But you don't, you Libs.

00:39:47.000 Which brings us beautifully into the riots.

00:39:53.000 You know Elijah from Slightly Offensive?

00:39:58.000 No, not yet.

00:40:00.000 He's in the riots.

00:40:02.000 Getting his ass kicked.

00:40:04.000 Why?

00:40:16.000 No thanky.

00:40:18.000 Let's see some of his stuff, though.

00:40:20.000 He's got his tweets here.

00:40:24.000 It's like some of the best on-the-ground reporting I've seen.

00:40:26.000 Totally beat CBS, CNN, 60 Minutes.

00:40:31.000 After eight warnings, sick of the bullshit.

00:40:34.000 Feds charge Antifa in the full offensive.

00:40:37.000 You can go to CBS to CBS.

00:40:40.000 That's pretty clever.

00:40:42.000 Yeah, sure.

00:40:43.000 That's not bad.

00:40:49.000 so he's getting his butt kicked when he's there because he's dressed like antifa You'll notice a pattern in these videos, and I want to do a green screen about it, where they're just like, fuck you, pig, what the fuck you gonna do, you bitch?

00:41:08.000 Arrest you.

00:41:10.000 Wouldn't it be really funny if like 50% of the people that are being perceived as protesters are just undercover video camera people?

00:41:18.000 And they are...

00:41:20.000 I think the opposite is true.

00:41:21.000 I think a lot of people are dressing up as press in order to not get beaten up.

00:41:28.000 point I like how they say unmarked feds.

00:41:37.000 It has their name on their sleeve with their little serial number and the division they're in is on the other sleeve.

00:41:44.000 They're well marked.

00:41:47.000 They're wearing camo.

00:41:48.000 You've been riding for 55 days.

00:41:51.000 Tell me what should we do?

00:41:54.000 You know, I talked to somebody about this.

00:41:56.000 I said, what are the demands?

00:41:57.000 Because I get the ransom part.

00:41:58.000 You've kidnapped the city.

00:42:00.000 What's the demands?

00:42:01.000 He's like, well, there's a list.

00:42:02.000 And I was like, no, the list is constantly being contradicted.

00:42:05.000 The list originally, they got Ted Wheeler, go back, Ted Wheeler to say, we want to cut the police funding down 50%.

00:42:13.000 And then the rest of them went, 50%?

00:42:15.000 No, fuck that.

00:42:16.000 100%.

00:42:18.000 Apparently, Roland Martin talks about the list and the NAACP or one of the black groups.

00:42:18.000 All right.

00:42:25.000 This is exactly like the Palestinians.

00:42:27.000 They don't want a deal with Israel.

00:42:30.000 They just want conflict.

00:42:35.000 What's that?

00:42:37.000 I prefer Elijah Riot.

00:42:39.000 he got pretty banged up That's the sound of someone who's never experienced conflict before.

00:42:51.000 That's the sound of someone who didn't know there was ramifications for their actions.

00:42:55.000 We've all been there.

00:42:56.000 It's usually in about fifth grade.

00:43:03.000 Tackled so hard his shoes came off.

00:43:07.000 That's a good tackle.

00:43:13.000 All right, more filthy.

00:43:15.000 All right, I want to go through this and show you, A, that these people are a cult.

00:43:22.000 You're seeing the K through 12 cult manifest.

00:43:26.000 And it is wildly retarded morons shooting each other, shooting at cops, shooting at random people, dying, and then coming back for more, especially women.

00:43:42.000 Look Look at these incompetent boobs.

00:43:51.000 This is different than any other rioting I've ever seen.

00:43:54.000 I've seen riots.

00:43:55.000 I've seen melees, but we are dealing with the Keystone cops.

00:44:00.000 It really is a great example of what K through 12 has done to young people.

00:44:05.000 I don't even like using the word retards.

00:44:09.000 Useless buffoons, lost souls, people who have no fucking clue where they're going or what they're doing.

00:44:19.000 They're brainwashed cultists.

00:44:22.000 This is someone from a cult.

00:44:23.000 K through 12 in America is a cult, right?

00:44:27.000 And, you know, you take any sort of doomsday cult or not even Scientology.

00:44:32.000 These people are sub-Scientology.

00:44:34.000 But you take some weird, like, you know, that one on Netflix where they had the Indian dude and everyone had to wear like red?

00:44:40.000 Imagine you unleashed them upon the world and they had to change the system from within.

00:44:47.000 That's the level of severe brain damage we're dealing with.

00:44:54.000 Now, the shootings, there's been shootings going on, and this isn't like, remember the Bundy Ranch stuff?

00:45:02.000 That was like people with guns, hey, don't fuck with me or I'll shoot you.

00:45:06.000 And it was kind of reasonable.

00:45:08.000 And even the one in Oregon where that dude died, that looked like the feds fucked up and overdid it.

00:45:16.000 And they claim he was reaching for his gun.

00:45:18.000 I don't think he was.

00:45:19.000 They killed a man.

00:45:20.000 That was normal, rational people, I would argue.

00:45:23.000 Even the guy who died, I would say he was a rational.

00:45:26.000 The ranchers were getting abused, severely abused, All over this country.

00:45:31.000 The government will burn acres of their land if they do a brush fire, which saves serious areas of the forest and livestock by preventing forest fires.

00:45:44.000 When you do a brush fire, you clear a space and then the fire can't spread.

00:45:48.000 It's a normal rancher thing.

00:45:49.000 The government doesn't get that.

00:45:51.000 And if any of the burning goes on their land, the same thing they do to the ranchers' land, they charge you with arson and these guys do five years.

00:45:59.000 So they show up with guns and they say, stop doing this.

00:46:01.000 That's normal, rational people not from a cult.

00:46:04.000 Even fucking Waco, which is a cult.

00:46:08.000 Waco was a cult.

00:46:09.000 David Koresh was a cult leader.

00:46:11.000 But even them, they seem to like have it pretty, they seem to be on the right path.

00:46:18.000 Not on the right path, but they seem to be fairly rational in a leave us alone and we won't fuck with you.

00:46:23.000 You don't fuck with us.

00:46:25.000 I'm not fucking anyone under 17.

00:46:28.000 I'm not advocating for David Koresh's lifestyle, by the way.

00:46:31.000 I'm just saying that at least they seem sane.

00:46:34.000 These boobs are not retarded.

00:46:39.000 They are insane and incompetent.

00:46:42.000 The double eyes.

00:46:43.000 These are their two eyes.

00:46:44.000 Insane, incompetent.

00:46:46.000 And it's not a good combination.

00:46:47.000 So the first story was in Colorado.

00:46:50.000 This guy drives through a mob of protesters.

00:46:53.000 By the way, Gateway Pundit, I love Cassandra Fairbanks.

00:46:56.000 I love Jim Hoft.

00:46:58.000 I love what you guys are doing.

00:46:59.000 Your website is a nightmare.

00:47:02.000 You're scrolling down and you're constantly bombarded with a video from some other thing and a commercial.

00:47:08.000 And I guess Ryan has ad blockers.

00:47:10.000 But even then, I got to submit to some fucking survey.

00:47:13.000 So the left is treating this as what they really want is, we just went on the highway to have a peaceful protest to say, hey, a lot of cops are killing black people.

00:47:24.000 They're not.

00:47:26.000 Fucking Portland is on fire.

00:47:28.000 55 days, I believe it's at.

00:47:31.000 Portland has a police brutality problem?

00:47:33.000 Are you doing this on behalf of George Floyd?

00:47:36.000 There's no black people in Portland.

00:47:38.000 It's just mobs and mobs of white people.

00:47:40.000 You've got a layer of vets wearing a certain colored shirt.

00:47:45.000 I think green.

00:47:46.000 Then you have the moms, moms for justice.

00:47:49.000 They are wearing yellow shirts.

00:47:51.000 Then you have medics.

00:47:53.000 Then you have lawyers.

00:47:55.000 Like thousands and thousands of people.

00:47:57.000 And if you check Twitter trends, the two big things are one, these fuckers are not wearing masks.

00:48:04.000 I was at the UPS store the other day and the guy next to me didn't have a mask on.

00:48:08.000 Does he want his grandmother to die or my grandmother to die?

00:48:12.000 That's one thing.

00:48:13.000 The other trend, and it's the same people, because Twitter's all one big bubble now, are throngs of people, crowds, oceans, Rolling Stone Boospinkstein concerts of people protesting without masks, shoulder to shoulder, and people going, fucking rights, man.

00:48:31.000 Finally, someone's standing up to put the nine unarmed black men that were shot by police.

00:48:36.000 People are standing up to that injustice.

00:48:43.000 So the left's version of this Colorado story is that a guy just drove through a peaceful protest, tried to kill people.

00:48:53.000 No.

00:48:54.000 He sped through after you attacked him and knifed his tires.

00:48:59.000 And he thought he was going to get killed.

00:49:00.000 And he was probably right.

00:49:02.000 Once he got through the crowd, he turned himself into police and said, here's a story.

00:49:07.000 But as he's driving through, they start shooting at him, and then they shoot each other.

00:49:11.000 Here's a video vehicle that was shot at by riders in Aurora.

00:49:14.000 Aurora.

00:49:16.000 Look, if there's more, if there's anything clearer here, it's that this is white virtue signaling.

00:49:24.000 Aurora, Colorado, Portland, Oregon.

00:49:27.000 Zero police brutality, zero police brutality, zero black people, zero black people.

00:49:32.000 But hordes of white people mad that cops are just shooting.

00:49:38.000 Like if this was in fucking the South Bronx and Harlem, I'd go, look, I'm not there.

00:49:45.000 There's a lot of violence going on on both ends.

00:49:47.000 Maybe the cops are pushing it a little much.

00:49:51.000 Let's look into it.

00:49:53.000 But it's not.

00:49:54.000 It's in white areas.

00:49:56.000 This is all white virtue signaling.

00:49:59.000 It couldn't be clearer to me.

00:50:00.000 But anyway, so Aurora, Colorado.

00:50:04.000 This guy's getting attacked for not, I don't know, protesting more.

00:50:08.000 Wait, don't play it yet.

00:50:09.000 And a couple notes.

00:50:13.000 The Jeep was driving down an open lane.

00:50:14.000 It seems to have a flat tire from riders damaging it previously.

00:50:17.000 The riders begin shooting at it after it passes them by without hitting anyone.

00:50:24.000 And so they're shooting at this guy, risking his life and risking all their other lives because they don't care.

00:50:31.000 Lives don't matter to them.

00:50:34.000 shit Who's that guy?

00:50:48.000 Yo, is everybody okay over there?

00:50:51.000 Oh, we found a black guy.

00:50:53.000 Is there one?

00:50:54.000 Is there one black man there?

00:50:57.000 This is him swirling his camera around trying to find a person of color.

00:51:01.000 Oh, medic.

00:51:07.000 Okay, so that's example one of the Keystone cops that is Antifa BLM.

00:51:12.000 BLM Antifa.

00:51:15.000 Then there's this guy in Austin who allegedly has a black wife.

00:51:18.000 This guy with the sharpie eyes.

00:51:21.000 Beep, beep.

00:51:23.000 Look at this.

00:51:24.000 Ignorance.

00:51:25.000 What were my two eyes?

00:51:27.000 Incompetence.

00:51:30.000 Ignorance and incompetence, was it?

00:51:31.000 No.

00:51:33.000 I already forgot my cool little memory thing.

00:51:36.000 Of course, Ryan can't help me in this.

00:51:39.000 He just goes, sounds, sounds.

00:51:42.000 BLM protester fatally shot in Austin.

00:51:44.000 People who hate us are too big of pussies to actually do anything about it.

00:51:49.000 So this goes back to that not fucking around coalition, where the contention is that Proud Boys, Patriot Prayer, KKK, I'm not even fucking exaggerating, Are like, we're going to go kill BLM and Antifa and liberals and anyone who doesn't support Trump.

00:52:05.000 We're going to go kill them all, right?

00:52:08.000 But then once the not fucking around coalition shows up, we all go, oh shit.

00:52:14.000 So this guy is wearing Nazi glasses and is pissed that the Nazis haven't shown up to fight him.

00:52:22.000 So he goes walking around in a protest, confronting people until he does get shot.

00:52:29.000 There he is.

00:52:30.000 People are now victim blaming Garrett Foster, correct, for having his AR with him.

00:52:35.000 Texas is an open carry state, blah, blah, blah.

00:52:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:52:38.000 We're not about that.

00:52:39.000 We're about him confronting, first of all, talking about how everyone's a pussy and then confronting a car.

00:52:46.000 Look how proud he is of his black wife.

00:52:49.000 Show it off.

00:52:54.000 Hey, K-47.

00:52:56.000 What do you got to have tonight?

00:52:58.000 They don't let us march in the streets anymore, so gotta practice some of our rights.

00:53:02.000 No problem, man.

00:53:05.000 Do you feel like you'll need to use it?

00:53:07.000 Nah.

00:53:08.000 I think the, uh...

00:53:11.000 I mean, if I use it against the cops, I think all the people that hate us want to say shit to us.

00:53:20.000 Too big enough for the pussies to stop and actually do anything about it.

00:53:27.000 The roommate got arrested and they stopped letting us march anywhere.

00:53:31.000 So let's see him get shot.

00:53:33.000 I've had enough of hearing him talk.

00:53:51.000 If we see what people do to these cars, if I'm in a car in a demonstration like that, I'm nervous about the safety of the thing.

00:54:03.000 Say it, cheese, repeat it immediately.

00:54:05.000 Say it, cheese, repeat it immediately.

00:54:07.000 Say a cheese, repeat it immediately.

00:54:09.000 This is your brain motion is you say a thing and you repeat it.

00:54:12.000 Until it's in your brain and you repeat it.

00:54:15.000 It's a cult!

00:54:16.000 This shit is cult behavior.

00:54:20.000 Oops.

00:54:27.000 This is the state of Texas, my friend.

00:54:31.000 This is the state of Texas.

00:54:37.000 It's a movie you can't film.

00:54:40.000 Reality struck and they just scared.

00:54:47.000 In other news, the Not Fucking Around Coalition, is that what they're called?

00:54:53.000 NFAC?

00:54:55.000 So NFAC is not a real thing.

00:54:59.000 It's not like Proud Boys Patriot Prayer, anything.

00:55:02.000 It's one guy who calls himself Grandmaster Jay, who kind of has some okay points.

00:55:10.000 He's like, the Democrats have fucked us with welfare.

00:55:13.000 We need to homeschool.

00:55:14.000 We all need to be armed.

00:55:17.000 Yeah.

00:55:17.000 I agree with that.

00:55:20.000 But so what he does is he has a bunch of actors.

00:55:23.000 I think BLM is getting billions of dollars.

00:55:25.000 You know how many poor black kids got a college fund from BLM?

00:55:29.000 You know how many black people who needed a kidney replacement got some money from BLM?

00:55:34.000 It's not going to poor blacks.

00:55:35.000 It's not going to those in need.

00:55:37.000 It's just going to the BLM machine.

00:55:39.000 And they're making more coalitions like Thrive.

00:55:43.000 I'm not saying BLM made Thrive, but Thrive has been about a billion dollars that de Blasio gave to his wife.

00:55:49.000 She just, nothing happens.

00:55:50.000 No one thrives with Thrive.

00:55:53.000 So they just make other little subgroups.

00:55:55.000 Like when, you know, when you see a spider and it has like a thousand baby spiders on it, that's BLM.

00:56:01.000 All the money goes to the baby spiders.

00:56:03.000 And it's the Coalition for Awareness in Boise, Idaho.

00:56:07.000 Bunch of fake jobs or people with dreads come in and go, yeah, I've been working all day on research.

00:56:12.000 I've been commenting on Facebook.

00:56:15.000 So this group is a bunch of black actors who, and when I say actors, I literally mean actors, like extras, who wear these black uniforms.

00:56:27.000 You look at their gun.

00:56:28.000 Their scope is on backwards.

00:56:29.000 They don't know how to hold the gun.

00:56:31.000 They don't know what to do with the gun.

00:56:34.000 So they end up shooting each other by accident.

00:56:38.000 Member gets shot when other members start fucking around.

00:56:41.000 Go down a bit?

00:56:45.000 Oh, good.

00:56:46.000 This is what I love about Twitter.

00:56:47.000 These dummies keep hanging themselves.

00:56:50.000 The NFAC has touched down Louisville, Kentucky.

00:56:53.000 They want to talk about why Breonna Taylor killers are still free.

00:56:56.000 Breonna Taylor is a mental patient who, when cops came to her house, she kept antagonizing them.

00:57:06.000 I think it was death by cop.

00:57:07.000 When the cops came in, the man in the house started shooting at the cops.

00:57:12.000 They shot back.

00:57:13.000 She died.

00:57:15.000 Try to cooperate when the police come to your house.

00:57:18.000 Okay, let's go down a bit.

00:57:19.000 Do we have the actual shooting?

00:57:21.000 Appears shots were fired.

00:57:23.000 Maybe not accidental.

00:57:26.000 They love making this.

00:57:27.000 They love making their fuck-ups some kind of conspiracy on our part.

00:57:31.000 Hey, we shot each other.

00:57:32.000 Maybe it was Proud Boys as a spy in Blackface.

00:57:38.000 That's not working.

00:57:42.000 Oh, it's loading up.

00:57:43.000 I just remembered.

00:57:44.000 Am I blurry?

00:57:45.000 No.

00:57:47.000 I just remembered of another one.

00:57:49.000 I don't think it's in my notes.

00:57:52.000 Yeah.

00:57:53.000 There was a really cool video going around.

00:57:59.000 I don't care about Periscope.

00:58:00.000 We're probably just going to see a bunch of actors, extras, literally extras, in black uniforms that maybe a wardrobe house supplied, accidentally shooting each other.

00:58:12.000 LMPD says that they are not.

00:58:16.000 Whoa, those glasses are kind of weird on you, lady.

00:58:20.000 Oh, there's the ambulances picking up the knot fucking around.

00:58:23.000 Careful, careful, careful.

00:58:24.000 Red is dead, guys.

00:58:26.000 The safety, red is dead.

00:58:30.000 If you go ka-chunk, ka-chunk, then the triggers live.

00:58:34.000 It's ready to rock.

00:58:36.000 Look at these dumbasses with their fucking shotguns.

00:58:41.000 But find this video, Ryan.

00:58:42.000 Forget about that.

00:58:43.000 We get it.

00:58:43.000 The not fucking around coalition fucked around and found out, as Enrique Tario says.

00:58:48.000 There's a video of this guy, arsonist, shot with beanbags.

00:58:54.000 And his whole thing is like, I was peacefully protesting.

00:58:58.000 He's obviously wasted.

00:58:59.000 This is in Portland.

00:59:01.000 And he goes, I was peacefully pro.

00:59:03.000 There we go.

00:59:03.000 Nice.

00:59:04.000 Good timing.

00:59:04.000 That was fast.

00:59:05.000 Portland rioter shot with beanblacks claims he was peacefully protesting, but was caught on camera starting fire at courthouse.

00:59:11.000 Now, you realize when you watch this that this whole Portland shit for the past 55 days has just been a party.

00:59:18.000 It's just been a big game.

00:59:19.000 It's Woodstock for Zoomers.

00:59:22.000 And this is awesome.

00:59:26.000 Look at this musky waiting here.

00:59:28.000 Look at his lazy beer gun.

00:59:32.000 Literally.

00:59:33.000 He literally has cherry tomatoes on his back.

00:59:36.000 Explain to me what happened in the situation where you got shot?

00:59:39.000 I was peacefully protesting.

00:59:42.000 Does this do anything?

00:59:43.000 The federal agents come out and shot me.

00:59:45.000 Federal agents?

00:59:49.000 Locked me up for about six shots.

00:59:52.000 Shot me six times.

00:59:54.000 This is peacefully protesting.

00:59:58.000 Were you peacefully protesting with your pledge pin?

01:00:01.000 Where did they get it from?

01:00:04.000 Because I support the people I walk with.

01:00:07.000 And big presents right now.

01:00:14.000 Is this big?

01:00:15.000 I love you this much.

01:00:16.000 I was banging on the fence and chanting Black Lives Matter.

01:00:22.000 I was banging on a fence and chanting Black Lives Matter.

01:00:25.000 That's not so bad.

01:00:27.000 I'm into free speech.

01:00:28.000 I think that you should be allowed to do that.

01:00:32.000 Hey, pigs, are you saying someone can't bang on a fence and say Black Lives Matter?

01:00:36.000 Because Black Lives Do matter.

01:00:38.000 It's just a fence.

01:00:39.000 Oh, they tried to snatch me.

01:00:40.000 They pulled out zip ties, shot me with beanbags.

01:00:44.000 Like, shot me with beanbags.

01:00:46.000 You're in that drunk memory loop where you forget that you've said things and you have to repeat them every 2.2 minutes.

01:00:54.000 No, no, no.

01:00:58.000 Were you trying to burn down that courthouse?

01:01:02.000 Look at him.

01:01:04.000 It's just a big wasted party.

01:01:08.000 Oh, what's going on here?

01:01:15.000 Here, hold my stuff in case I get shot with beanbags.

01:01:19.000 I'm going to go try to make this fire bigger because this thing is not doing anything.

01:01:26.000 Action, Austin.

01:01:28.000 Action.

01:01:30.000 There we go.

01:01:32.000 Oh, the French fire champagne fanned with the finest excellence of random pieces of carpet.

01:01:42.000 And they are sent to light up the courthouse of the police union.

01:01:48.000 And we keep adding boxes and debris.

01:01:53.000 And eventually, if I keep fanning the frames and popping things in there, I can get the fire going to the point of serious arson.

01:02:04.000 That's the guy.

01:02:06.000 Saesse legue.

01:02:08.000 As we say in Quebec.

01:02:12.000 I was saying Black Lives Matter and also all cops are bastard as he literally fans the flames.

01:02:20.000 This is all a Trump campaign commercial.

01:02:24.000 What we're watching here is why Trump is going to win in a landslide in November because we're dealing with incompetent idiots.

01:02:33.000 I got to get those two eyes right.

01:02:36.000 That's the guy we just saw who was just shot out for no reason.

01:02:41.000 Just whittled me.

01:02:42.000 I was tapping on a fence and I said, hey, don't kill black people.

01:02:46.000 And the next thing you know, I got cherry tomatoes all over my fat torso.

01:02:52.000 All right.

01:02:53.000 So what I'm noticing with this attitude, like imagine going, there was a guy at the Hell's Angels clubhouse in the East Village, which has since gone.

01:03:04.000 But a Hispanic dude, and he parked, they have pylons there where they say these are our bikes.

01:03:09.000 And don't fuck with bikers.

01:03:10.000 Don't fuck with Hell's Angels.

01:03:12.000 I thought even the name should be clear.

01:03:14.000 Hell's Angels.

01:03:15.000 Probably not fuck with them.

01:03:16.000 So he's like, fuck this, man.

01:03:18.000 So he just takes the pylons, throws them away, and he parks his car there.

01:03:22.000 So some guy comes on and he goes, hey, man, this is where Hell's Angels park.

01:03:24.000 You can't park it.

01:03:25.000 And he goes, yeah, fuck you, bitch.

01:03:27.000 You fucking bitch.

01:03:31.000 This guy's in a bit of a situation now where some 20-year-old just called him a bitch.

01:03:36.000 His career with the club could be over, or he could just go, stabbed him sewing machine style in the stomach.

01:03:49.000 I don't know if he was arrested for that, but I hope he wasn't, to be totally honest.

01:03:55.000 I'm sorry.

01:03:57.000 And it's this thing with the K-12 cult, that's what we should call this episode, the K-12 cult, the K-12 cult.

01:04:07.000 Where they think they're fucking invincible.

01:04:10.000 I don't get it.

01:04:11.000 Like, if someone had said to me, I'm going to kill your family unless you fuck with the Hell's Angels, as I was throwing fire, like cardboard in the fire and fanning the flames, I'd be like, oh, fuck, we got to get out of here, man.

01:04:25.000 We got to get out of here.

01:04:26.000 I hope this fire takes it.

01:04:27.000 I wouldn't be going like, Hell's Angels are bastards.

01:04:30.000 Hey-ho, hey-ho.

01:04:33.000 I think we've been too nice to these people.

01:04:35.000 You're fucking with not just the police, but America.

01:04:39.000 And I understand you want to do that.

01:04:41.000 I'm familiar with that.

01:04:42.000 We've had Guy Fox.

01:04:44.000 We had the, what was that white slave revolution?

01:04:48.000 Tyat Waller.

01:04:52.000 That's a pretty normal sounding name.

01:04:54.000 The peasant revolution in the 1400s in England.

01:04:58.000 We've had revolutions before.

01:05:00.000 We've had people fuck with the state.

01:05:02.000 But in all of these cases in history, fucking with Genghis Cod, fucking with everyone, we've been scared.

01:05:10.000 We've been like, holy shit, it's the French Revolution.

01:05:12.000 I'm going up to the, I'm storming the Bastilles.

01:05:16.000 I've got my pitchforks.

01:05:17.000 I've got my, I'm throwing my tea into the, I can't believe I'm giving these guys all this revolutionary credit, by the way.

01:05:24.000 But these guys are just like, nothing can happen to me.

01:05:26.000 Fuck you, bitch.

01:05:29.000 And that's what K through 12 has done.

01:05:34.000 So let's just look at some examples of this invincibility.

01:05:37.000 So there's this dude, Black Rebel.

01:05:39.000 We've had him on the show before.

01:05:41.000 He's a big Confederate guy, black dude who's pro-Dixie.

01:05:45.000 And he went to check out the riots going on.

01:05:51.000 And as he was wandering around, he noticed this dude.

01:05:55.000 What's his name?

01:05:57.000 Blake David Hompe?

01:06:00.000 What is that name?

01:06:02.000 Hamp or Hompe?

01:06:04.000 Hamp.

01:06:05.000 Blake David Hamp was following him.

01:06:08.000 So he was just like, this guy goes, oh, this black dude seems like he's a conservative and he's recording us.

01:06:15.000 Even though I've done, I think, four years for kiddie porn, it said, what, 40 months?

01:06:22.000 I'm just going to go stab him.

01:06:24.000 Let's get him out of here.

01:06:26.000 So the black rebel goes, hey, man, what are you doing?

01:06:29.000 Like, why are you following us?

01:06:30.000 And he just goes, just stabs a long knife right into his kidney.

01:06:38.000 There they are.

01:06:39.000 They got him there.

01:06:42.000 And by the way, you'll notice this is the same with Mika Rhodes, M-I-C-A-H, R-H-O-D-E-S.

01:06:49.000 There he is.

01:06:51.000 This guy's done time for kiddie porn.

01:06:54.000 He got caught not just with child porn, but in a van with kids' toys and other kids' stuff and condoms and lube.

01:07:03.000 Like, that's this.

01:07:05.000 I mean, is murder worse?

01:07:07.000 We're in the top 1% of worst things imaginable.

01:07:11.000 And he did time for it, and then he comes out and he's like, I'm going to join Antifa and stab black dudes who piss me off.

01:07:19.000 White police, white police.

01:07:21.000 Oh, wild police, sorry.

01:07:22.000 Respond to an alleged stabbing situation.

01:07:24.000 BLM writers yell at responding officer, flump to his vehicle, proceeds to kick it as the door closes.

01:07:30.000 They just caught a baby rapist who stabbed a black man.

01:07:35.000 And they're like, fuck you, pig.

01:07:39.000 Shocking.

01:07:40.000 And there's footage of the stabbing.

01:07:46.000 No, don't show me Jack Pasobic.

01:07:48.000 I'm not talking to you.

01:07:50.000 There's footage of the stabbing.

01:07:51.000 The Black Rebel dude, I forget his name.

01:07:53.000 What's his name?

01:07:55.000 Blake David Hanby.

01:07:57.000 Nope.

01:07:59.000 That's the bad guy.

01:08:00.000 No, it's in the same fucking article, Ryan.

01:08:03.000 Go back to the article.

01:08:09.000 Black Rebel.

01:08:10.000 Black Rebel's name.

01:08:13.000 By the way, Black Rebel has been attacked.

01:08:16.000 No, not Garrison Davis.

01:08:18.000 Wait, go up.

01:08:21.000 Elijah Schaefer, God bless his cotton socks.

01:08:23.000 I don't know why he's down there.

01:08:26.000 Ian Miles Chong is in Montreal.

01:08:32.000 I'm going to search the guy's name that stabbed him.

01:08:34.000 Okay.

01:08:36.000 You're going to search the guy's name that stabbed him?

01:08:38.000 Yeah.

01:08:40.000 We just said that name, you shithead.

01:08:42.000 To find the video who stabbed him.

01:08:43.000 Oh.

01:08:47.000 Yeah, just sunk a knife into him.

01:08:49.000 And this is a crucial point, by the way.

01:08:50.000 So Mika Rhodes was head of, I believe, Portland Antifa, black guy, blonde hair, blue hair for a while, blue Afro.

01:09:00.000 What is the motive here?

01:09:02.000 Is it to start a communist America?

01:09:04.000 Is it to reinvent the wheel?

01:09:06.000 Is it to burn America to the ground so we can rebuild a better one?

01:09:09.000 No, dude, they're freaks.

01:09:11.000 They're pedophiles.

01:09:12.000 Mika Rhodes was the head of Portland Antifa.

01:09:14.000 He raped couples.

01:09:17.000 He raped underage boys and girls on a regular basis.

01:09:23.000 By the way, zero punishment.

01:09:25.000 John Kinsman Max Hare, four years in prison for mutual combat.

01:09:29.000 Mika Rhodes, I think he's been through enough with this horrible trial.

01:09:34.000 Let him go out and rape some more fucking underage teens.

01:09:38.000 And why do they want to, so why do they support this whole like, there's no such thing as a patriarchy, there's no such thing as the nuclear family?

01:09:45.000 Because these people are fucking rapist, degenerate, scumbag, psychotic, scum of the earth.

01:09:53.000 So if they can make everyone shitty, then they're not freaks.

01:09:58.000 This is what we have to understand about Antifa.

01:10:01.000 They are not trying to improve the world.

01:10:03.000 They're trying to bring the world down to their disgusting, perverted, rapist, pedophile stabbing level.

01:10:12.000 If they can make the entire country escape from New York, then they're all of a sudden normal.

01:10:18.000 Now they're upstanding citizens.

01:10:20.000 I'm just another gay pedophile who stabs black people.

01:10:23.000 There's about 10 on my block.

01:10:27.000 Yeah, that's him.

01:10:29.000 And that's a stab.

01:10:31.000 Jeesh.

01:10:35.000 Oh, I think this is the footage.

01:10:39.000 Come on, machines.

01:10:40.000 Do your job.

01:10:44.000 Why don't the machines work?

01:10:45.000 I hate machines.

01:10:50.000 Why are you gay?

01:11:00.000 We're gonna give up soon.

01:11:02.000 The stabbing isn't that fun to watch.

01:11:04.000 It's not like...

01:11:11.000 And then you just see, and then you see him fall down, and then you hear, he stabbed me!

01:11:14.000 Why did he stab me?

01:11:17.000 I'm about to give up on it.

01:11:20.000 Black Rebel Stabbing.

01:11:21.000 Did you look that up?

01:11:28.000 nope that's just most you've already had uh What a lame thing to put on YouTube.

01:11:39.000 Here, I have a picture of a news article I'm going to talk over.

01:11:46.000 Alright, I've had enough.

01:11:47.000 Um oh, this is it.

01:11:53.000 Hey buddy, why you falling on?

01:11:55.000 Hey buddy, why you falling on?

01:12:00.000 How hey buddy, why you following us?

01:12:06.000 That's it.

01:12:07.000 So he must have looped around and flanked him.

01:12:10.000 And he must have had the knife in his hand.

01:12:12.000 He did not go search for a knife.

01:12:15.000 So they managed to grab him and get him arrested.

01:12:17.000 How the fuck did they catch him and get him arrested in that shit scene with Antifa defending it?

01:12:23.000 What's this next one?

01:12:24.000 Fuck you, bitch.

01:12:30.000 Oh.

01:12:34.000 Oh, man.

01:12:46.000 Well, that's problematic.

01:12:50.000 Because that's a big part of my...

01:12:52.000 Because she's also part of...

01:12:54.000 ...

01:12:54.000 Or fucking what?

01:13:00.000 You know what I could do?

01:13:01.000 I could pull it up on my phone.

01:13:04.000 Put put set the um set the camera to auto.

01:13:11.000 We will not.

01:13:13.000 This is a really great site to follow, too.

01:13:16.000 Right wing gringa.

01:13:16.000 What's she called again?

01:13:29.000 Fuck you, bitch.

01:13:32.000 She posts so much.

01:13:34.000 Most of it is gold.

01:13:36.000 so there's the fatties Got that one?

01:13:48.000 Alright, so here's one of my faves.

01:13:51.000 Oh, you're going to zoom?

01:13:52.000 Okay.

01:13:53.000 So this woman, she looks like probably what my daughter will look like when she gets older.

01:13:58.000 Middle class, identifies or can be seen as white.

01:14:04.000 And they tell her to stand back, and she goes.

01:14:10.000 No, just kidding.

01:14:11.000 She says, or fucking what?

01:14:15.000 OR FUCKING WHAT?!

01:14:17.000 Fucking Robbs, you guys can tell me to fucking back up!

01:14:20.000 Or fucking what!

01:14:23.000 Or...

01:14:24.000 She's gone!

01:14:25.000 Get away!

01:14:33.000 Get back!

01:14:35.000 Here's screaming.

01:14:37.000 But it never occurred to her that when you walk into riot police and say, or fucking what?

01:14:45.000 That you're going to get arrested.

01:14:50.000 Here's another one screaming like a baby.

01:14:53.000 Federal officers arrest him.

01:15:01.000 Let's show the couple that brings a baby.

01:15:07.000 This is amazing to me.

01:15:09.000 Look, are you saying I have no brain?

01:15:11.000 No, the computer's saying that.

01:15:13.000 The computer's saying I have no brain?

01:15:14.000 It's rude.

01:15:15.000 Fuck you.

01:15:15.000 I don't like that.

01:15:16.000 Again, the machines are fucking with us.

01:15:16.000 Machines?

01:15:20.000 So this is the fuck you, bitch.

01:15:21.000 Luke, he's gonna hit me!

01:15:27.000 Oh, you're gonna fuck him up.

01:15:32.000 Oh!

01:15:32.000 I swear to God, I'm gonna fuck you up, bro.

01:15:38.000 Ooh, ooh, ooh.

01:15:40.000 Fuck you.

01:15:42.000 Come on, motherfucker.

01:15:45.000 The fuck out of here.

01:15:46.000 Fuck, fucking drunk, bitch.

01:15:52.000 Fuck out of the fucking road next time.

01:15:57.000 And then finally, this is one of the most incredible videos I've ever seen.

01:16:05.000 And it's, as right-wing Gringa points out, it's like a video game.

01:16:11.000 As the feminists start attacking the cops, first of all, no ramifications.

01:16:17.000 I can just go up to a cop.

01:16:19.000 Like, can you imagine going up to a cop and just punching him in the face?

01:16:23.000 Even in my craziest punk days, that would be the farthest thing from my mind.

01:16:28.000 I'd just go, okay, well, I'd be in jail for four days.

01:16:31.000 I would never, ever consider that.

01:16:33.000 Maybe a Nazi skinhead, maybe, if I could get away with it, but a cop?

01:16:38.000 So here we have a video where some ugly feminist is getting arrested by the police.

01:16:47.000 Then a bigger fat, ugly feminist shows up, body checks her.

01:16:51.000 Then a bigger one shows up and they sort of shove them away, but it's almost like gremlins, you know, when you get water on them or sunlight.

01:16:59.000 The more you attack them, the more you shove them, the bigger and fatter and uglier they get.

01:17:06.000 It's actually a masterpiece.

01:17:07.000 It's a work of art.

01:17:09.000 The more these women are arrested, grabbed, shoved by police, the fatter and uglier they get.

01:17:16.000 And that's really where we are with these riots.

01:17:19.000 The more we have a problem with them, the more we try to fix these ignoramus, retard Keystone cops, incompetent buffoons, the uglier and more ridiculous they get.

01:17:34.000 Take it away.

01:18:18.000 Here's Ryan's Crocs.

01:18:20.000 Yes.

01:18:21.000 He's got a bunch of gibbets.

01:18:24.000 Gibbets.

01:18:26.000 He's got a gibbet of a Croc.

01:18:28.000 That's right.

01:18:29.000 American flag is patriotic.

01:18:31.000 Hang loose.

01:18:33.000 A kayak.

01:18:34.000 Do you kayak?

01:18:35.000 No, but I actually did.

01:18:36.000 Me and Hodge went and we took out our chilbo schwaggens, our inflatable couches that I brought.

01:18:41.000 Chilbo schwagans.

01:18:42.000 Yes, that's an inflatable couch he brings with him whenever he goes.

01:18:45.000 Wherever he goes.

01:18:46.000 I kayaked with that.

01:18:48.000 We had water.

01:18:49.000 You tried kayaking, and then you thought, I need a giblet for this.

01:18:52.000 No, I just thought it looked nice.

01:18:54.000 Okay.

01:18:55.000 And then also one of his favorite pieces of literature, Toy Story.

01:19:00.000 Yes.

01:19:01.000 And Buzz Lightyear.

01:19:03.000 Correct.

01:19:04.000 This is a person that is in the same studio as me wearing these fucking pieces of shit.

01:19:12.000 You know what's even cooler?

01:19:14.000 Ow!

01:19:14.000 My actual head.

01:19:17.000 I got an eye watch.

01:19:19.000 An Apple Watch.

01:19:20.000 Oh, too bad I didn't get an eye care.

01:19:23.000 Well, I think you might care.

01:19:26.000 Because look at this.

01:19:32.000 Oh, you got your Buzz Light year there?

01:19:33.000 Oh, there's Woody and the other chick.

01:19:37.000 You know, sometimes I get mad at myself for going to university and I think, why did I read Dickens and all that dumb classic literature?

01:19:44.000 And then I see your canon and how your face lights up when people ask you about Wolverine's claws.

01:19:49.000 I don't like.

01:19:50.000 Oh, no, that's too advanced.

01:19:51.000 Sorry.

01:19:52.000 Yes.

01:19:52.000 Barney the Dinosaur.

01:19:55.000 That's a real deep cut.

01:19:58.000 Deep cut.

01:19:59.000 Deep cut, a term invented for like really cool old records.

01:20:02.000 I met a subscriber, a new subscriber.

01:20:04.000 He's like, it's so weird to come in here.

01:20:05.000 And he shows me his phone.

01:20:06.000 He's like, my friend just told me to sign up to this, and I'm a new subscriber.

01:20:10.000 I was like, small world.

01:20:12.000 That's like when I was wherever the fuck I was.

01:20:12.000 Guy at the front.

01:20:18.000 Where was I?

01:20:19.000 Croton Point?

01:20:20.000 No, this is months ago.

01:20:22.000 We're on vacation with the family.

01:20:25.000 And I see that old lady die.

01:20:29.000 Not die, but just fall backwards.

01:20:30.000 Remember those?

01:20:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:20:33.000 And then I go, should I straighten her body?

01:20:35.000 And every time I touched her, she went, ah!

01:20:38.000 Fucking like 70-year-old junkie.

01:20:41.000 And then some guy goes, hey, man, I know you.

01:20:43.000 I'm a subscriber.

01:20:44.000 I'm like, cool.

01:20:45.000 What should we do with this old lady?

01:20:47.000 Right.

01:20:48.000 On the hill, she fell on the hill.

01:20:49.000 It was weird.

01:20:50.000 I think her, and I realized later that her toothless junkie boyfriend shoved her in some dumb argument.

01:20:56.000 Oh, I see.

01:20:57.000 And so he was happy to change the subject and talk about subscriber.

01:21:00.000 No, no, no, he wasn't a subscriber, Ryan.

01:21:03.000 Oh.

01:21:04.000 The toothless old junkie does not have a credit card.

01:21:10.000 Also, Ulster firearms, too.

01:21:12.000 They're really cool.

01:21:13.000 And they gave us this, but I don't think you're interested in it.

01:21:15.000 But this is Donald Trump Jr.'s signature.

01:21:17.000 And they made him a gun.

01:21:19.000 You never want an autograph.

01:21:20.000 And there's another little secret thing that's going on there.

01:21:23.000 The only time I'd want an autograph is to give my son a signed baseball.

01:21:27.000 You know what that fucker did?

01:21:29.000 So we have his case that I bought and all his signed baseballs are on it.

01:21:33.000 There's five rows, but the bottom row are not signed balls.

01:21:37.000 It's just balls that we caught in spring training or someone who works at the stadium gave to us at spring training.

01:21:43.000 And I go, where are those?

01:21:46.000 And he goes, oh, they're worthless.

01:21:47.000 They don't have a signature.

01:21:48.000 And I go, no, they're not worthless.

01:21:50.000 Like we flew down to Port St. Lucie.

01:21:53.000 These balls, they're placeholders at the very least.

01:21:56.000 And he goes, yeah, I'm going to get better balls put in there.

01:21:58.000 No, you only put in the better balls when you have the better balls.

01:22:01.000 Where are they?

01:22:02.000 And he goes, oh, I think they're, I go, they're fucking lost, aren't they?

01:22:02.000 Put them back.

01:22:08.000 God, I think I'm the only parent amongst our people that does discipline.

01:22:13.000 Because I see other people, like we had lunch today with some friends, and one of the kids orders a root beer.

01:22:19.000 He doesn't have one sip.

01:22:21.000 I go, what's going on here?

01:22:23.000 And he's giggling.

01:22:24.000 He's like, I poured it.

01:22:25.000 It was like half and then I had half in there and I poured it there and I'd already had one.

01:22:30.000 I go, that's not acceptable, dude.

01:22:32.000 There's a full root beer.

01:22:34.000 No, it's not.

01:22:35.000 It's the half root beer.

01:22:37.000 And then the half was in the glass and I poured it.

01:22:39.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

01:22:41.000 I don't care how you get to 12.

01:22:43.000 It's half a dozen and half a dozen.

01:22:45.000 I don't give a fuck if it's 10 and 2 or 11 and 1.

01:22:48.000 There's a full root beer there.

01:22:51.000 And a retired fireman, my buddy's dad, just paid for it.

01:22:55.000 He's like, and they're ordering fucking, I'll get spaghetti and wings.

01:23:00.000 What?

01:23:02.000 You're not going to finish that.

01:23:06.000 I don't stand for any of that shit in my house.

01:23:09.000 You finish your meal.

01:23:14.000 Did I tell you about the parents at the game today?

01:23:17.000 Nope.

01:23:18.000 They might have been Jewish.

01:23:19.000 I'm not sure.

01:23:21.000 But they're both sitting eagerly watching the game.

01:23:24.000 Oh, I know why.

01:23:25.000 I told Maddie O'Dell.

01:23:26.000 By the way, Maddie O'Dell, Freman.

01:23:31.000 Oh, completely.

01:23:32.000 Nothing.

01:23:32.000 Wow, that's awesome.

01:23:33.000 No parole.

01:23:34.000 No curfew.

01:23:38.000 He'll be dead in a week.

01:23:39.000 Okay.

01:23:41.000 Just kidding, Maddie.

01:23:42.000 But please take it easy, dude.

01:23:45.000 But I was telling him about it because we had a beer earlier.

01:23:49.000 They're sitting in their little chairs.

01:23:52.000 They both have masks on.

01:23:54.000 It's a married couple.

01:23:56.000 You're at least 20 feet from any of the other parents.

01:23:59.000 Why the fuck are you wearing a mask, Bane?

01:24:05.000 What are they doing?

01:24:07.000 And I also noticed, you see these mask people, they're so proud of themselves when they wear it, but they also will like walk over to the kids and be by the diamond and they'll be down.

01:24:14.000 Like I thought it, like Dr. Fauci.

01:24:17.000 I thought it was the most important thing in the world.

01:24:18.000 Now it's down.

01:24:21.000 I also saw a video of a guy, by the way, who was taking spray deodorant and he's putting it up to masks and just going, like on the other side.

01:24:29.000 And you just saw the spray deodorant shoot out the other side of the mask.

01:24:32.000 Oh, wow.

01:24:33.000 With every mask he did.

01:24:36.000 And what's that?

01:24:37.000 It's a sneeze.

01:24:38.000 You're simulating a sneeze.

01:24:41.000 Anyway, they're sitting there in their little chairs.

01:24:44.000 And when the son is done, his inning, he should be hanging out with the other guys talking in the bullpen, hanging out, whatever.

01:24:52.000 He doesn't.

01:24:53.000 He comes back to his mommy and his dad dad.

01:24:56.000 And guess what the dad dad does?

01:24:59.000 He gets off the chair he's sitting on.

01:25:01.000 There's two chairs.

01:25:02.000 He gets off the chair.

01:25:06.000 He sits down on the grass like a chick.

01:25:10.000 And as he sits there, he gets the thermos that has a nice cold wah-wah from dad dad.

01:25:17.000 And he unscrews it so it's ready to rock when this when this.

01:25:22.000 So when the boy shows up, this 11-year-old boy, he can sit in Daddad's chair and dada sitting with his bum on the grass, handing him his thermos of cold water.

01:25:36.000 Can you sons on the cover of a magazine?

01:25:41.000 Why did you add subtitles?

01:25:43.000 No, that's in every Dharman video.

01:25:46.000 Oh, oh, oh.

01:25:46.000 Just in case.

01:25:47.000 Isn't that irritating?

01:25:49.000 Yeah.

01:25:50.000 And he sits there like he's fucking Noah Syndegaard just going, yeah, okay.

01:25:58.000 As his dad sits on the grass, like a chick, too.

01:26:01.000 His legs were like this.

01:26:03.000 Like the way when a woman rides side saddle.

01:26:06.000 You know what I mean?

01:26:07.000 Reverse cowgirl?

01:26:09.000 Side saddle?

01:26:09.000 No.

01:26:10.000 What the fuck is that?

01:26:11.000 It's when you have two legs on one side, you dip shit.

01:26:14.000 Reverse cowgirl.

01:26:16.000 No, his dad was not sitting like he was a chick getting fucked up the ass in a porno.

01:26:24.000 Oh, like a 69?

01:26:26.000 Is that how the dad was sitting?

01:26:28.000 You got me.

01:26:30.000 You got me, McGinnis.

01:26:31.000 That was retarded.

01:26:33.000 That side settle.

01:26:34.000 Okay.

01:26:35.000 You got me.

01:26:36.000 For once, Ryan was retarded.

01:26:38.000 Never happened.

01:26:40.000 I'll admit that one.

01:26:41.000 A bunch of pussies.

01:26:42.000 And I'm drinking a beer, and I have this awesome, my wife got me this awesome Coleman chair for my 50th, and it has a cooler in the sleeve, like in the armrest.

01:26:52.000 There's a thing for your little ice pack in your buds.

01:26:55.000 And I'm not having too many.

01:26:57.000 I got to drive.

01:26:58.000 Yeah, there she be.

01:27:00.000 There's my sweetheart.

01:27:01.000 The black one at the top.

01:27:01.000 Nope.

01:27:04.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:27:05.000 So that sleeve you see on one of them, you can fit like four or five beers in there.

01:27:09.000 Dang.

01:27:11.000 And I'm noticing I'm getting glares from parents.

01:27:15.000 I feel like going, ah, it's not heroin.

01:27:17.000 This is beer.

01:27:18.000 We're at a fucking baseball game.

01:27:20.000 Maybe chill out, okay?

01:27:22.000 Okay, nerds.

01:27:26.000 Just gonna send it.

01:27:30.000 All right, coming to the end here.

01:27:33.000 Let's check out the mailbag.

01:27:37.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.

01:27:42.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:27:48.000 let me touch it Um, I just, for some reason, Googled Peach's Wart vagina.

01:28:04.000 I got, I can't tell if this bitch is just a troll.

01:28:07.000 I can't tell either.

01:28:09.000 Um, but that's got nothing to do with the mailbag.

01:28:14.000 So why yeah, it's not if it's deleted originally, it's gonna be gone.

01:28:23.000 All right, sorry.

01:28:24.000 That's the problem with computers and phones.

01:28:28.000 You go to check if your sick mom is okay, and then you see a bunch of texts and emails, and you go, oh, what?

01:28:35.000 And then you're done, and you go, oh, I forgot to test, check my mother's diabetes results.

01:28:43.000 Netflix recommendation.

01:28:44.000 Oh, dude, I was watching Netflix with my kids.

01:28:46.000 We watched that good family show is Awake, and it's a show where they keep people awake for 24 hours, counting quarters, and then they compete and do like skill testing things when they're totally fucking exhausted.

01:29:01.000 It's pretty funny.

01:29:02.000 Of course, it's Obama's Netflix, so there's a weird racial agenda where the audience is about 60% black and the contestants are always at least half black.

01:29:12.000 They never make it to the end, unfortunately.

01:29:14.000 But I saw this guy the other night, and at the very end, they give you these buyouts where, look, you're going to fail anyway.

01:29:23.000 Take 10 grand.

01:29:24.000 Take $5,000.

01:29:25.000 Take $2,500.

01:29:26.000 I would just say no, no, no, no, no.

01:29:28.000 This guy at the end, he takes $30,000 to leave, take the money and run.

01:29:34.000 And it turns out that he was within $5 of his total, counting the quarters all night.

01:29:41.000 If you're within $5, you get a million bucks.

01:29:45.000 He just took the 30 grand.

01:29:47.000 So he lost $970,000.

01:29:51.000 And I can't stop thinking about him.

01:29:53.000 Actually, you could probably pull it up.

01:29:55.000 It's the second episode.

01:30:00.000 Yeah, it's this episode.

01:30:01.000 So go to the very end.

01:30:03.000 I'm disturbed by this.

01:30:04.000 Like, he might kill himself.

01:30:06.000 That's him.

01:30:08.000 7,000.

01:30:09.000 Who took home 30 grand.

01:30:11.000 Nice, dude.

01:30:12.000 Way to go.

01:30:15.000 You got this.

01:30:16.000 For once in my life, speechless.

01:30:20.000 Hindsight's 20-20, of course.

01:30:22.000 Stay up 40 hours and try to make life-changing decisions within 20 seconds.

01:30:26.000 No, you missed it.

01:30:26.000 You're too far ahead.

01:30:27.000 And talk to you.

01:30:28.000 He seems like, He seemed like a great guy, too.

01:30:32.000 How much you think you counted over the past 24 hours?

01:30:36.000 What's that number?

01:30:37.000 $27,800 on the button.

01:30:41.000 That's what I said.

01:30:42.000 He clearly had a system if he's got that round of a number.

01:30:45.000 $500.

01:30:46.000 Oh, $500.

01:30:47.000 That was $50.

01:30:48.000 $500 above the actual amount.

01:30:51.000 You could win just over $148,000, Kyle.

01:31:03.000 You could win all the money in the big bank and get to play for a million dollars.

01:31:10.000 Oh, wait, I'm wrong.

01:31:12.000 If you're just 25 cents outside that range, you'll leave here with absolutely nothing.

01:31:24.000 All right.

01:31:25.000 Oh, I'm wrong.

01:31:26.000 God, I shouldn't be drinking with the kids.

01:31:28.000 I was screaming at the TV yelling swear words because I thought he lost a million.

01:31:33.000 He lost the chance to go to the next level and play for a million.

01:31:36.000 He'd lost 120, so he really lost about 100.

01:31:40.000 I'm taking the money and run.

01:31:42.000 27-8.

01:31:44.000 Has he gotten sleep since then?

01:31:46.000 Or this is fresh out the not sleep?

01:31:47.000 Fresh out the not sleep.

01:31:48.000 Okay, he's not.

01:31:49.000 Wait, Ryan, what are you talking about?

01:31:51.000 Well, because maybe they come back or something.

01:31:52.000 I don't think so.

01:31:53.000 But how would that be a daring game?

01:31:56.000 Someone who was tired a few days ago?

01:31:59.000 Not a few days ago, but, I mean, let's say they do this thing and then they come back.

01:32:03.000 Like, this is the...

01:32:06.000 No.

01:32:07.000 No.

01:32:08.000 The whole game is that you're exhausted.

01:32:10.000 Right, but he's not playing a game, is he?

01:32:12.000 He's kind of just telling the number.

01:32:15.000 No, that's all part of it.

01:32:21.000 Okay.

01:32:22.000 Got it.

01:32:24.000 Listen, listen.

01:32:26.000 You hear that.

01:32:28.000 We're all excited for you.

01:32:29.000 Yes.

01:32:30.000 We're all excited for you.

01:32:31.000 You played it safe.

01:32:32.000 But you leaving here with a nice amount of money.

01:32:32.000 Yep.

01:32:36.000 That's no lie.

01:32:37.000 Kyle, before you go home, you know I got to do this.

01:32:40.000 Oh, I know.

01:32:41.000 And it's either going to kill me or make me happy.

01:32:43.000 We got to see if you made the right decision.

01:32:47.000 You said you counted $27,800.

01:32:53.000 If you were within $500 of the actual amount, you could have won the Big Bank.

01:33:02.000 Yep.

01:33:02.000 If you were within $25, you could have won the million.

01:33:06.000 Money meter, talk to me.

01:33:09.000 I think I was right.

01:33:17.000 Wait, could have won means go over to...

01:33:23.000 Plus five.

01:33:25.000 He was $5 off.

01:33:30.000 You would have won the million.

01:33:32.000 I mean, he would have literally won the million.

01:33:34.000 No, not gone to the next thing.

01:33:35.000 He would have won the million.

01:33:37.000 So I was right.

01:33:38.000 I was right.

01:33:39.000 So I was right to scream swear words and teach my son what motherfucker means.

01:33:43.000 Right.

01:33:45.000 I mean, he lost 970 grand.

01:33:49.000 Like, I could see his wife leaving him.

01:33:51.000 Yeah.

01:33:53.000 30 grand is not life-changing.

01:33:54.000 It's a nice car.

01:33:56.000 A million is life-changing.

01:34:01.000 Can you believe that shit?

01:34:03.000 Like, that's going to change him for the rest of his life.

01:34:06.000 He'll be in a bar, and someone in 20 years will go, you're not going to believe this.

01:34:11.000 But I saw $100 on the road when I was parking my car, and I went to get it, but then I lit a cigarette first before I went to get it, and it blew away.

01:34:21.000 And I just think, why did I light that cigarette?

01:34:24.000 It was right there.

01:34:25.000 I could have grabbed it and lit the cigarette.

01:34:27.000 And that's something I'll have to take with me for the rest of my life.

01:34:30.000 Dumb, dumb, dumb, Eddie.

01:34:33.000 Anyway, do you have any similar stories about regrets?

01:34:37.000 He has bald patches in his head from picking at his hair.

01:34:41.000 Yeah.

01:34:42.000 I got a pretty big one.

01:34:44.000 Back when I was married and I had kids and I had a house.

01:34:47.000 I was on a game show before I even touched meth.

01:34:53.000 Okay, what happened?

01:34:57.000 Surely you weren't $5 within winning a million or nothing.

01:35:00.000 Yeah, you weren't on that show awake, was you?

01:35:02.000 Why is he an old black man like that?

01:35:04.000 Wow, was you?

01:35:07.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, judging by your aesthetic and affinity for reality shows like 90 Day Fiancé, I would think you would enjoy Love on the Spectrum on Netflix.

01:35:15.000 Haven't we been told about this show before?

01:35:18.000 Maybe.

01:35:19.000 This reminds me of Undatable in Britain, where we had our awesome guy.

01:35:19.000 I don't recall.

01:35:22.000 What was his name?

01:35:23.000 Daniel Radcliffe?

01:35:24.000 Oh, yeah.

01:35:26.000 Daniel Wakeford.

01:35:27.000 Daniel Wakeford, we're going to make a t-shirt of him.

01:35:29.000 I'm a mango chicken.

01:35:30.000 I've decided I'm going to be a mango chicken.

01:35:33.000 Yeah, so basically, I'm fire and he's water.

01:35:37.000 And together, fire and water, things get steamy.

01:35:41.000 That's true.

01:35:43.000 That's very naughty.

01:35:45.000 Yes, it is.

01:35:47.000 Yes, it is.

01:35:48.000 For Ruth and Thomas, finding love has led to independence.

01:35:52.000 They moved in together just over a year ago.

01:35:56.000 This is my card collection.

01:35:57.000 This is thick.

01:35:59.000 What's it like having a special kid?

01:36:02.000 I guess you'd probably be like Ryan's dad and just leave.

01:36:05.000 I really, I did have the thought.

01:36:07.000 I'm like, this is about my dating pool.

01:36:09.000 I do.

01:36:09.000 This is where I ought to be.

01:36:11.000 Yeah.

01:36:11.000 Like.

01:36:12.000 My boyfriend is Japanese and he has widgets on his crux of Buzz Lightyear to infinity and beyond.

01:36:25.000 And he's my lover.

01:36:27.000 We smooch on the lips.

01:36:30.000 And he has a Thomas the Tank engine.

01:36:33.000 He puts on Instagram stories where he smokes a corn pipe.

01:36:38.000 He's my boyfriend, he is.

01:36:42.000 I love him.

01:36:43.000 He has a chilbo swagger that he fashioned as a kayak.

01:36:46.000 He brings an inflatable couch to the beach, but doesn't go in the water because he's scared of diapers.

01:36:51.000 He's got crocs for beach time and then regular sneakers for bike time.

01:36:58.000 They're different shoes, they are.

01:37:01.000 Oh, that scares me.

01:37:04.000 It's brutal.

01:37:05.000 Hey, brutal, dude.

01:37:06.000 I just realized I'm autistic.

01:37:07.000 You know what's messed up?

01:37:08.000 Look at the spread here.

01:37:09.000 So when you type in love on the spectrum, you got love on the spectrum as burgers are us dating around.

01:37:13.000 Yeah, they're normalizing it.

01:37:13.000 I don't know.

01:37:15.000 And then Indian male walking.

01:37:16.000 I see it.

01:37:17.000 Because it means less.

01:37:18.000 They don't breed.

01:37:19.000 So the more they can normalize retarded relationships, the more they can destroy the American family.

01:37:26.000 Well, to me, it almost feels like the naughty section in a movie rental store.

01:37:32.000 We're like, here's all the weird shit.

01:37:33.000 Because look, this is all weird.

01:37:35.000 You know, you got Indian, queer eye, dating around is about Polyamburg.

01:37:44.000 Yeah, I guess you're right.

01:37:45.000 Hey, Gavin, I was looking at Darman's retarded, and we should have a talk about the word retarded.

01:37:52.000 I have retards in my family.

01:37:55.000 Extend family.

01:37:56.000 Working for you.

01:37:58.000 Working for me.

01:37:59.000 Buttons.

01:38:01.000 I get that if your son has Down syndrome, you don't like that word.

01:38:08.000 I grew up with it being non-offensive.

01:38:11.000 Like it was on medical things.

01:38:13.000 Hello, this is a retarded person.

01:38:17.000 But I also understand how, you know, if a kid gets bullied, they don't want to hear that.

01:38:22.000 Oh, well, fuck them.

01:38:23.000 You're retarded.

01:38:25.000 I was looking up Dart Man's retarded content for myself.

01:38:28.000 No, I didn't mean that.

01:38:29.000 I didn't mean that.

01:38:30.000 Oh, honest Gav is back.

01:38:33.000 I get.

01:38:34.000 I get the word.

01:38:35.000 I think it's very important that you never say it about someone who has special needs, who is mentally handicapped.

01:38:42.000 But you can say someone is...

01:38:46.000 She goes, no one calls someone with Down syndrome retarded or calls them a retard.

01:38:51.000 Maybe use it for like Joe Biden.

01:38:52.000 Maybe a fag would, but the rise and fall of mentally retarded.

01:38:58.000 Oh, that's your autobiography.

01:39:04.000 Hear how he laughed at that?

01:39:07.000 Like a retard.

01:39:09.000 Like one.

01:39:10.000 Hey, Gavin, I was looking up Darman's retarded content for myself and found out that the cosmetics brand he was pimping on the video is one that he owns.

01:39:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:39:17.000 Thanks for the ancient.

01:39:17.000 Do you watch the show?

01:39:20.000 Jesus, guys.

01:39:21.000 Don't tell us things on our own show.

01:39:23.000 And that goes back, by the way, to Love on the Spectrum because it's really just a repeat of that British show that we talked about in early episodes.

01:39:32.000 To whom I make concern, I'm running to express my interest in any current positions.

01:39:35.000 Go fuck yourself.

01:39:37.000 Hi, Sarah Hines here with another email that will never be read or responded to.

01:39:41.000 I'm incredibly curious why Gavin did not just pause to take a moment of hysterics or silence for this hairstyle.

01:39:50.000 What in the ever-loving fuck is happening here?

01:39:53.000 Sarah, thank you for your email because you're showing something in my psyche that I'm equally confused by.

01:40:03.000 I remember seeing it too.

01:40:04.000 I remember seeing it.

01:40:05.000 Me too, me too.

01:40:06.000 And I had so much going on that I got what's called perceptual blindness.

01:40:11.000 They say the Indians, when the Spanish first started coming to Florida, the Indians would see these giant boats and they had never seen a boat or that much wood or carved wood or anything like that before.

01:40:23.000 So they would just look and just see the horizon.

01:40:26.000 Like their brains just blocked it out.

01:40:28.000 And I was talking to those people where they had their kid order a root beer at lunch today.

01:40:33.000 And they said when they were living in Florida, their cat had never seen geckos before.

01:40:38.000 And the geckos, it's a hunter cat.

01:40:40.000 And the geckos were just going right in front of it.

01:40:42.000 And it was just like, what the fuck?

01:40:44.000 I don't see anything.

01:40:45.000 And then eventually it caught on and started killing them in droves.

01:40:48.000 But the cat had perceptual blindness.

01:40:52.000 The aboriginals of Florida, the natives, couldn't see the Spanish boats.

01:40:57.000 And for whatever reason, I remember distinctly seeing this.

01:41:01.000 And Ryan and I could not process it.

01:41:04.000 Yeah, you both.

01:41:06.000 That is weird.

01:41:07.000 We think one of us would poke fun at that or one of us could have just paused.

01:41:12.000 Just pause.

01:41:12.000 And we made tons of observations about other people in that video, too.

01:41:16.000 Oh, that whole video was about the details, the boots, other people's shirts, the body language.

01:41:22.000 And what's amazing about this now that we have time is look at the general shape.

01:41:27.000 The U-shape.

01:41:28.000 The U-shape.

01:41:30.000 He's balding.

01:41:31.000 I mean, I know you know he's balding, but even in the spot he chose, that spot is balding.

01:41:37.000 If you're balding and you want to have a weird ponytail, choose an area that is totally free of baldness.

01:41:44.000 So you can have a circle.

01:41:46.000 He chose the bottom turd, and I use that word carefully, the bottom turd of his bald spot.

01:41:46.000 But he didn't.

01:41:54.000 Yeah, it's like a comb over into where a comb over should be, and then ponytailed.

01:42:00.000 Wow.

01:42:01.000 Because they're coming from two different regions of the head.

01:42:04.000 You know what that is?

01:42:05.000 What?

01:42:06.000 It's a Yamaka tail.

01:42:09.000 It's a ponytail.

01:42:11.000 Thank you, Sarah, for waking us up to what was right below our noses.

01:42:15.000 And I have no explanation outside of perceptual blindness.

01:42:20.000 Please make some masks with Gavin quotes.

01:42:22.000 I'm so tired of these fucking BLM masks.

01:42:25.000 Yeah, me too.

01:42:26.000 You know, I was having, I was watching Natalie Gomez fight with a cop buddy last week, and someone walked in with a Black Lives Matter mask.

01:42:37.000 And I'm just like, I got pissed that I got pissed because you put that on your face, right?

01:42:45.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:42:47.000 And then I go, oh, for fuck's sakes, even here at a cop bar.

01:42:51.000 And now I'm mad at you for making me roll my eyes at Black Lives Mattering.

01:42:58.000 Right.

01:42:59.000 I resent that.

01:43:00.000 It's sort of like when a relative of mine, after Obama was elected, he said, I was really surprised.

01:43:07.000 You know, a racist country like America voted for Obama.

01:43:10.000 And I'm not even that American, probably more American than you.

01:43:15.000 I got pissed off.

01:43:16.000 I was like, fuck you for being surprised.

01:43:18.000 It's just like, was it Jimmy Kimmel's brother?

01:43:23.000 I was working with this dude back in Vice days, and I was trying to get these tapes of these mentally handicapped people who had done a soap opera and included Down syndrome.

01:43:35.000 And basically, one of the kids at this special needs center wanted to be an actor, and obviously he's never going to get hired.

01:43:41.000 So some rich dad made him a set and had a whole soap opera where these special needs people played out a soap opera with violence and love and betrayal.

01:43:52.000 They had like 15 episodes and Vice TV was still in its nascent stages back then.

01:43:57.000 This was like 2002.

01:43:59.000 And I was running Vice TV at the time.

01:44:00.000 And I was like, this is a perfect launch for it.

01:44:03.000 And he was like, meh, I think his name was John Kimmel.

01:44:06.000 I'm not sure.

01:44:07.000 And he was like, I need to make sure that you're not mocking them.

01:44:10.000 And I go, I understand that.

01:44:12.000 But I'm absolutely not.

01:44:14.000 This is just, take it for what it is.

01:44:16.000 I don't think we had comments really back then.

01:44:19.000 And there's going to be no like, haha.

01:44:21.000 This is just, I like weird.

01:44:22.000 It's an anomaly.

01:44:23.000 Yeah, I like unusual.

01:44:25.000 I'm not in there to go, haha, you were born with a disability.

01:44:28.000 That's not my cup of tea.

01:44:29.000 And as you can see, we had the how's your news issue advice with all special needs people, guest editing.

01:44:34.000 I just like unusual.

01:44:36.000 And he kept going back and forth.

01:44:38.000 And then after a while, after saying like, I'm not out there to mock them, around the fifth time, I was sort of going, you know, this is getting insulting.

01:44:48.000 Once you say I'm not racist five times, you start getting pissed off.

01:44:51.000 Now it's making you push hard for it, too.

01:44:53.000 Now you're calling me someone who would do such a thing.

01:44:58.000 Look at this, by the way.

01:45:00.000 Oh, your aunt made that, right?

01:45:01.000 Not mine.

01:45:02.000 Oh, someone's aunt.

01:45:04.000 Yes.

01:45:04.000 I was going to say, because I fucked your aunt and I don't remember her being that creative.

01:45:07.000 No, she's not.

01:45:08.000 After that accident, we call it the accident.

01:45:10.000 She doesn't do much of anything anymore.

01:45:12.000 Speaking of special needs.

01:45:13.000 Besides cry.

01:45:15.000 So yeah, it's, you know, it pisses me off that I'm put in a position where I have to get mad at Black Lives Matter.

01:45:24.000 Which I guess was the original plan in the first place, obviously.

01:45:27.000 All right.

01:45:28.000 At 2626 of episode 190, you said the people would ride Rickshaw.

01:45:33.000 Oh, fuck.

01:45:34.000 I knew this was coming.

01:45:35.000 Over others.

01:45:35.000 I caught that.

01:45:36.000 I think the phrase you're looking for is run roughshod over the whole city.

01:45:42.000 I heard...

01:45:44.000 Portland police have basically been doing nothing and letting these people...

01:45:53.000 And they're mad at him for the one or two.

01:45:56.000 I heard someone on Stern say run roughshod, and I just went, oh, fuck.

01:46:00.000 Ride Rickshaw.

01:46:02.000 Like, this is after I'd said ride rickshaw.

01:46:04.000 That's what I would do if I were there.

01:46:06.000 Definition of run roughshod, to completely ignore the opinions, rights, or feelings of others.

01:46:11.000 He achieved success by ruthlessly running roughshod over anyone who got in his way.

01:46:16.000 Proud of your fag zone, Shane.

01:46:18.000 Thank you, Shane.

01:46:19.000 You know, I didn't know that.

01:46:21.000 I thought it was run rampant, but run roughshod is actually, I'd never heard that before.

01:46:26.000 So thanks, Ryan.

01:46:28.000 We know that you know nothing in the world.

01:46:32.000 Wait, did he say roughshod or roughshod?

01:46:34.000 Roughshod.

01:46:35.000 Okay, well, I learned.

01:46:36.000 That's pretty cool.

01:46:39.000 Okay, last letter.

01:46:41.000 This one's pretty good, but it's from a long time ago.

01:46:46.000 So this is July 23rd, which in our parlance is 100 years ago.

01:46:53.000 It's called A Trans Dude Left a Bar in Tears After Seeing My Proud Boy's tattoo.

01:47:00.000 Hey, G-Dog and Mayor of the Rad Zone.

01:47:03.000 It's called the Fag Zone.

01:47:05.000 No, that zone doesn't exist.

01:47:06.000 Rad Zone is just fine.

01:47:08.000 The other day, my girlfriend wanted to go meet for drinks with this gay couple that she's known for ages and asked me to tag along.

01:47:13.000 I'd met them a couple times before.

01:47:14.000 They seem nice enough.

01:47:15.000 I believe this all takes place in Iceland.

01:47:19.000 They got there before us and we're chatting with some of our other friends who were already at the bar.

01:47:23.000 We got some beers, joined the conversation.

01:47:24.000 Then out of the blue, one of those guys, one of those two gays, asked me, hey, is it true that you have a Proud Boy's tattoo?

01:47:30.000 I answered, yes.

01:47:31.000 He says, well, I don't think that's cool and I have a problem with what they stand for.

01:47:35.000 Said by someone who has no idea what they stand for.

01:47:38.000 Me, not wanting to get into it, say, okay, that's fine.

01:47:42.000 He then asked me if he could see it, which was fine by me, so I show it to him.

01:47:45.000 He then proceeds to yell across the bar to his mentally ill trans boyfriend, hey look, he's the guy with the proud boys tattoo.

01:47:52.000 To which his boyfriend said, I know, I'm not talking to him.

01:47:56.000 This trans dude then proceeds to tell everyone at the bar, behind my back, that they should be ashamed of themselves for hanging out with a white supremacist.

01:48:03.000 He even told my girlfriend that she's going out with a Nazi.

01:48:07.000 He then left the bar with his boyfriend crying and went home to write this stupid fucking Instagram post about the Proud Boys.

01:48:16.000 I include my response, which got deleted right away, of course.

01:48:20.000 I did not exchange one fucking word with the guy all night, and I had met him very briefly twice before.

01:48:25.000 Luckily, my girlfriend and some of my friends had my back that night by telling him that I am, in fact, not a Nazi, but a pretty nice guy who he should try to have a conversation with.

01:48:33.000 Now, it was at that point that he started to cry and left.

01:48:37.000 Clown world.

01:48:38.000 Anyways, all the best from Iceland.

01:48:40.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:48:41.000 Greta on Axelson.

01:48:43.000 So when I read this, I thought, yeah, it's Iceland.

01:48:46.000 You're gay, you're trans, whatever.

01:48:48.000 You're desperate to be part of this whole global movement, but there is zero racism in Iceland.

01:48:54.000 There's zero anything in Iceland.

01:48:56.000 It's on volcanic rock.

01:48:58.000 There's often no sun on Iceland for like 10 days.

01:49:04.000 Sorry, guys.

01:49:05.000 You're not oppressed.

01:49:06.000 There's no violence there.

01:49:09.000 There's a lot of drinking.

01:49:10.000 There's a lot of depression during the winter solstice or whatever it's called.

01:49:15.000 But yeah, this guy posts like the whole fucking Wikipedia thing about how we're a neo-fascist organization.

01:49:21.000 It's amazing how big tech can brand you with the star of David and then you're constantly the Juden everywhere you go.

01:49:30.000 This happens to me at baseball games or bars.

01:49:33.000 People will Google Proud Boys, show the Wikipedia to someone else, and they just...

01:49:38.000 They're not familiar with the concept of the internet being full of shit.

01:49:48.000 It may be corona-free and open for tourists, but it's certainly not neo-fascist-free.

01:49:53.000 Yes, it is, homo.

01:49:55.000 Yes, it is.

01:49:57.000 And it's certainly open for the proud boys.

01:50:00.000 Had a friend's boyfriend proudly show his proud boys tattoo.

01:50:03.000 I told everyone that the group that stays near him should be ashamed.

01:50:06.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:50:07.000 That's true.

01:50:10.000 All we can do is not accept them.

01:50:12.000 We all ask ourselves what we would have done during the lead up to darker times.

01:50:16.000 Yeah, like Nazi white supremacist fucking Iceland.

01:50:20.000 And this is it.

01:50:21.000 Any leniency with these people is complicity, and you should reflect on it.

01:50:24.000 Jesus, these people speak better English than 90% of the letters we get.

01:50:30.000 This organization definition is straight from Google, so people can't claim I'm distorting this.

01:50:34.000 I've personally experienced this group in the streets in the US, and any of my friends there know how insidious this group is.

01:50:41.000 Even the US government, also far-right, has internally acknowledged the group as far-right extremists as far back as two years ago.

01:50:50.000 And of course, they quote the Guardian's false FBI classification bullshit.

01:50:54.000 The group has a documented history of targeting disgruntled men, no, isolated individuals, those with easily exploitable vulnerabilities.

01:51:03.000 This is a description of Antifa, by the way, especially in Oakland and Berkeley.

01:51:08.000 And offering them community in the form of brotherhood, red pill movements, men's rights.

01:51:12.000 No, no, no.

01:51:13.000 Men's rights activists, by the way, I understand their plight, but they are about giving up and separating themselves from women.

01:51:20.000 We're all about getting laid, getting married, getting in there.

01:51:24.000 I was at the duck with Jack the other day.

01:51:26.000 He was super wasted.

01:51:27.000 And his analogies go, what do you do?

01:51:30.000 How'd you do?

01:51:31.000 And he was like, shithamered in.

01:51:33.000 He goes, we're talking about sex or something, fucking chicken.

01:51:35.000 And he goes, oh, yes, fucking, that's what you do.

01:51:38.000 You get that porch, that pitchfork right into the grape.

01:51:44.000 I go, what?

01:51:46.000 That's sex to you?

01:51:47.000 A pitchfork into a grape?

01:51:50.000 I'm kind of.

01:51:51.000 Is that a hymen?

01:51:52.000 I'm kind of.

01:51:53.000 I kind of get it.

01:51:55.000 And unfortunately, I'm going to bring it up to him when he's sober and he's going to have no idea what I'm talking about.

01:51:59.000 Pitchfork and a grape.

01:52:01.000 He's mad at you for saying that?

01:52:03.000 What the fuck kind of nonsense is that?

01:52:05.000 How'd you do?

01:52:06.000 And what do you do?

01:52:07.000 They offer internal trainings.

01:52:09.000 Listen to this.

01:52:13.000 They offer internal trainings on how to act innocent of the group's actually beliefs in public so that those close to members become comfortable around them and exploitable.

01:52:24.000 Don't believes them.

01:52:25.000 Maybe this guy's English isn't so great.

01:52:27.000 When they say they don't know what they believe.

01:52:30.000 What?

01:52:30.000 No one says that.

01:52:33.000 Or the group isn't as extreme as they say.

01:52:35.000 They are literally trained to say that.

01:52:39.000 The less proud proud boys, blah, blah, blah.

01:52:42.000 Documented history.

01:52:45.000 All that shit.

01:52:46.000 So then the guy writes back and he goes, and this is kind of why I chose this letter.

01:52:51.000 He goes, first of all, your boyfriend asked to see my tattoo.

01:52:54.000 I didn't bring it up, blah, blah, blah.

01:52:55.000 It's funny that you call my girlfriend your friend when you obviously don't think very highly of her.

01:52:59.000 Do you honestly think that she is that fucking stupid that she would be in a loving and caring relationship with a Nazi, white supremacist, gay, bashing, sexist piece of shit?

01:53:10.000 You of all people should know not to judge a person without knowing them at all.

01:53:14.000 I've never disrespected you or your boyfriend the way you disrespected me and Lindsay last night.

01:53:18.000 You don't know anything about me or what I believe.

01:53:19.000 You say this organization definition is straight from Google, so people can't claim I'm distorting it.

01:53:24.000 Yeah, because the internet says it, then it must be true, right?

01:53:26.000 Do yourself a favor, get off your high horse and actually have a conversation with people you disagree with.

01:53:32.000 You might actually end up growing and learning, yeah, I'm done with that shit.

01:53:35.000 That was the old, that was free speech.tv.

01:53:38.000 Don't bother having a conversation with him.

01:53:40.000 Laugh at him, make fun of him, and then tease him for crying as he leaves.

01:53:45.000 You're not going to have a wake-up call moment.

01:53:49.000 I'm very gassy tonight with this beer.

01:53:52.000 Anyway, final video.

01:53:54.000 I thought this was fascinating.

01:53:55.000 Muhammad Ali is talking about all these young people who say, how do I become a great boxer like you?

01:54:03.000 And he says, it's not happening, dude.

01:54:04.000 Get a trade.

01:54:07.000 I say, Kia, your chances of being a great fighter are good enough to make a good living is about 100,000 to 1.

01:54:16.000 And if you spend the most of your life trying to be a fighter and you get hurt or you don't make it, your whole life is ruined.

01:54:23.000 It's too late to get education.

01:54:25.000 It's too late to look for a traitor's suffering to fall back on.

01:54:28.000 I say no, take your education, take your mind while you're quick for developing, go to school, learn to read, learn to write, be a mechanic, be a doctor, be a lawyer.

01:54:36.000 Go now, learn, get your mind conditioned, spend one day.

01:54:41.000 Same with basketball, same with football, same with baseball.

01:54:45.000 You can't be like Muhammad Ali or Joe Frazier.

01:54:48.000 And don't think because I'm lazy I'm going to tell you to go box.

01:54:51.000 Get your brains together.

01:54:54.000 Get your brains together.

01:54:55.000 Get educated.

01:54:56.000 Get a trade because you might not make it.

01:54:58.000 There's too much risk involved.

01:55:00.000 No, go to school.

01:55:01.000 *Alarm*

01:55:03.000 I say Kia.

01:55:04.000 And by school, we don't mean college.

01:55:05.000 We mean trade school.

01:55:07.000 Become a plumber.

01:55:08.000 You can be a total dog fucker and make 80 grand a year.

01:55:13.000 The bottom of the barrel, plumbers.

01:55:15.000 Yes, it takes seven years.

01:55:16.000 Then you make 80 grand a year forever.

01:55:19.000 And if at any time during this you decide to become ambitious, you can start turning that 80 into 160 to 200.

01:55:27.000 Electricians, hand over fist, 120, almost out of the gate.

01:55:35.000 Get a trade.

01:55:37.000 Get fired.

01:55:39.000 Get in trouble.

01:55:40.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 27, 2020

S02E191 - THE K-12 CULT [2020-07-27 - S02E191 - THE K-12 CULT]

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