Gavin McInnes is back in the Big Apple, and he's back with a brand new episode of his podcast, Get Off My Lawn. In this episode, he talks about the dumb things people do in the suburbs, and why they're not as dumb as they used to be.
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00:04:00.000Or sometimes in a racist way, I will merge two guys and I'll think they're the same guy.
00:04:07.000And then I'll go, holy shit, that guy's a different guy.
00:04:12.000Because in the East Village and in Williamsburg, you'd have one friend who was a black midget, another friend who was a basketball player with no eyes, and then a friend who was a biker who had his arms chopped off, and then a friend who's a billionaire who wears a monocle.
00:08:25.000Twitter says Trump inspires harm, but Ayatollah's Jew hate is commentary on political issues.
00:08:29.000Oh wait, before I finish the previous point, David Cross, I like to name drop people that hate me, many years ago, like 20, he was at a party and he was sort of doing, he's not a very good dancer.
00:08:43.000He has a slight mod background via the Who, but he's doing like a mosh thing at a party.
00:08:49.000And these two people, he's sort of done, who tired gets off the dance floor.
00:08:52.000And these two, this couple go, oh, wow, you're really dancing up a storm out there.
00:09:15.000And so they're interrogating him about his cool dance moves.
00:09:18.000And he said, I woke up the next morning and I was just lying there.
00:09:22.000I just went, oh, they were making fun of me.
00:09:30.000Well, there's a Merck shirt I got him to buy.
00:09:35.000But yeah, it was one of those epiphanies.
00:09:38.000I was just sitting in the park sipping a beer and I went, oh, they were fucking with us.
00:09:44.000Now that took a week for me to catch on.
00:09:48.000Just like when I told Wendy Mullen the story about, I like your new sunglasses, which to update everyone, because we say it a lot, junkie friends have a stupid brunch that they don't have anything for except a Hello Kitty waffle maker and a Hello Kitty coffee machine that's this big and makes half a cup.
00:10:04.000And they didn't think we knew they were high on smack, which is a really annoying thing about fucking junkies.
00:10:10.000They show up at the bar with two large coffees.
00:10:13.000And you go, you're not getting a beer?
00:11:56.000Twitter says Trump inspires harm, but Ayatollah's Jew hate, no, yeah, Twitter says Trump, quote unquote, inspires harm, but Ayatollah's Jew hate is commentary on political issues.
00:12:08.000I'm getting the feeling Jack doesn't like the J's.
00:15:15.000And I didn't recognize a lot of the names.
00:15:17.000I thought I was well versed on the police brutality thing.
00:15:21.000And then Kangaroo goes to lists them all.
00:15:25.000And they're like trannies who are trying to stab the police.
00:15:28.000They're all these people who even the radical BLMs don't really cite because they're terrible examples of police brutality, including this one chick who's a dude and was murdered by random black guys in a robbery.
00:16:30.000Why focus on meritocracy when we can try to make every government organization some sort of pizza pie collective of all the minorities in the world?
00:16:42.000Okay, let's, this is going to be funny.
00:18:28.000They would make sure they'd actually probably nothing ever taught in, you can't do it in the COVID time, but they'd actually breathe in my nostrils to make me move, to get me moving.
00:20:40.000Like, you better not open your fingers or it's going to slip through the cracks.
00:20:44.000Whoever the vice president is is the president.
00:20:47.000So when you're voting for Joe, you're voting for, is it Kamala Harris?
00:20:52.000Is it that psycho that was on Tucker last night with the short hair who is a rabid communist who supports Cuba on a regular basis and was bros with Fidel Castro?
00:21:06.000The other problem with Joe is not just the Alzheimer's, but he's been a lying sack of shit for so long that we see him contradict himself constantly.
00:21:15.000So anytime he says something, I'm pro-life, you're going to find pro-choice.
00:22:22.000Folks like me who were Caucasian of European descent for the first time in 2017 will be in an absolute minority in the United States of America.
00:23:05.000And then we have him back when he was a much younger man explaining that the worst thing that could happen would be whites being a minority.
00:26:29.000When I grew up, boxing was a black and a white Irish thing, Italian, Jews, lots of Jew boxers from Brooklyn, the Bronx, and then a smattering of Hispanics.
00:32:25.000I know this other place, too, they used to give away like free stuff, you know, just like because they like that you're buying stuff from them.
00:33:00.000And they get excited that you're buying stuff, so they give you free shit and they're like, oh, you know, because they're happy that they have a business and you're a customer.
00:34:01.000I've told this story in the show before, but when my brother was a little kid, I was staying at my parents' house and I was in the basement doing some work.
00:34:44.000Anyway, they come in and they say, they explain the game to me and they say, whatever, someone had their penis in for too long or I don't know what.
00:34:52.000And I remember being their age, and I told you the story about how it was, Jamie Beals and I were saying goodbye, and I was at the end of his driveway.
00:35:00.000I was like, later, Jamie, and he goes, later days, Blaze.
00:35:58.000And I remember for weeks, I'd be lying in bed praying to God that I could just go back in time and have not revealed my buttocks to Jamie Beals.
00:36:09.000We don't behave like that on Stinson Avenue.
00:38:23.000It doesn't have the shame of a sexual you play games with your friends and penises.
00:38:27.000One time we got caught whipping snowballs at cars and we were jumping through our neighbor's hedges to hide and then throwing them from the over the hedge and we destroyed her hedges.
00:38:36.000And my mom goes, Mrs. Clintock says that you and Darren Alberti and Brian Cook were all throwing snowballs at cars and you wrecked her hedges.
00:39:36.000So we've been talking a lot about how this myth that cops are hunting you is really dangerous because kids, like that black kid at the baseball game yesterday whose sunglasses fell off and they thought he dropped the ball, if everything is racial in your mind, then everything is racial.
00:40:32.000There's part of me that would like to do that, and I always make up these excuses like, oh, I need a million dollars in the bank before I do this, I need this, I need that.
00:40:38.000But really, it's that I would have to give birth to someone that looks like me and knowing that they're going to be hunted or killed.
00:43:11.000Oh, Pussy, I'm like left with that question because he told me his wife washed a dog.
00:43:18.000So he wanted her pussy, and he said something about doggy style, and she didn't understand his English, and she thought that he thought he was an he thought she was an animal.
00:49:50.000Joe Biden just said we'll be a minority, and that's a good thing.
00:49:54.000So there is a push for whites to be a minority.
00:49:57.000No one's saying that people are going around purposely killing white people the way they killed Jews.
00:50:03.000So you're being purposefully ignorant.
00:50:07.000That's like when I got doxed by that giraffe Antifa guy and he put my phone number out, I got probably thousands, definitely more than hundreds, probably 2,000 people texting me and calling me and telling me that they love white genocide.
00:53:40.000Anyway, that pisses me off that a loser, a porn star drug addict, shitty father who abandoned children all over the country and was a criminal, a petty criminal, gets like three funerals.
00:53:56.000They give his mother that marine flag, the folded flag.
00:54:38.000Oh shit, I don't think I included that.
00:54:41.000But I'm watching them scream and they're getting shot with pepper balls and they're like, whoa, and they're holding up their shields and stuff.
00:58:48.000I remember seeing this in the burbs when all these dumb teenage girls were camping out at their high school for Black Lives Matter, where zero black people attend.
00:58:55.000And all their parents, I'd see their parents on next door saying, I'm so proud of my girl.
00:59:50.000Dude, I don't think you get that this game is not a game.
00:59:54.000Imagine being in jail for 10 years because of a paintball game.
01:00:01.000On the one hand, they're LARPing just like Civil War reenactors or those like hit points, four hit points, Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt, Thunderbolt.
01:02:10.000As a mother, when I heard him call out for his mother, it really struck me.
01:02:15.000How about when the mother-to-be was nine months pregnant and he pushed his gun into her belly and forced her back into her house and then pistol whipped her?
01:04:18.000So the big problem with Proud Boys and me in general, if you look at my Wikipedia, it says right out of the gate that I endorse violence and I promote violence and violence, violence.
01:04:26.000And remember that homo in Iceland who was getting, who was harassing that proud boy?
01:04:30.000He said, if you don't believe that they advocate for violence, here is a Google search at the Guardian and Daily Caller, no, Daily Beast or whatever.
01:04:40.000And so they pretend they hate violence.
01:04:42.000But then you talk to them and you go, what about violence from your end?
01:04:58.000For weeks, Portland has seen Black Lives Matter protest nightly in front of the federal courthouse.
01:05:05.000The mainstream media would have you think that these protests are peaceful and they simply want to stop police brutality.
01:05:11.000Nothing could be further from the truth.
01:05:13.000Many of them were hardcore rioters who were using pipes, hammers, and even golf clubs to break down the protective shielding of the building and to bust through.
01:05:22.000They repeatedly used incendiary devices in order to create multiple fires in the hope of burning the building down and everyone inside.
01:05:30.000Despite what the media would have you believe, like just come out there with pepper spray or scourging the rockets.
01:05:41.000Only when the federal building was in danger of burning down and its occupants were threatened did the federal officers come out to extinguish the threat and did so as humanely as possible using tear gas, pepper spray, and other non-lethal means, even after they were attacked with glass, bottles, and locks.
01:05:57.000At one point, I was hit by propelled gas canister.
01:06:00.000There were groups of people interrogating journalists.
01:06:03.000They warned me that if I portrayed the protesters in a negative light, I would face street justice.
01:06:09.000And after being recognized, I was pelted with broken glass.
01:06:13.000In the words of the protesters that I spoke to, the goal of these protests is to encourage society.
01:06:19.000went into Ferguson and was asking them about how they feel about Jews.
01:06:28.000By the By the way, they didn't feel great.
01:11:29.000I get All the way across the park from the fence in front of the justice center into the next intersection, and I turn around to look, and it was nuts.
01:11:36.000I see this fed raise up the barrel of his pepper ball gun and shoot me right in the face.
01:11:41.000It was not some cross-he shot you right in the face of all the people to shoot in the face.
01:11:47.000He shot some guy in the face who was saying, shoot me in the face.
01:12:23.000And I went down and dropped my horn, and I had a leap floor in my head, too.
01:12:27.000And then when I kind of came to, you know, just like a second or two later, I got up, saw my horn, grabbed it, ran, because they were still marching forward.
01:12:50.000And then they go, out of nowhere, all of a sudden, where there's no services, I called the cops because I don't have a home and it was cold.
01:13:49.000And they started hanging women from the goalposts.
01:13:53.000And they said, we built that really for more of a soccer kind of a vibe and not a murdering 18-year-old girls because they didn't blow you vibe.
01:14:02.000And they said, well, build us a hanging section.
01:17:14.000Hey, Gav and Supreme Leader of the Fag Zone.
01:17:16.000Your recent comments about the Boogaloo movement made you sound like you received all your information from MSNBC.
01:17:20.000The Boogaloo movement has nothing to do with the race war.
01:17:22.000It would make sense for an alt-right group comprised of mostly white men to declare a race war then protect BLM protesters.
01:17:28.000The Boogaloo boys are mostly libertarians and anarcho-capitalists that are strongly opposed to government overreach that has especially gotten out of hand recently.
01:17:48.000I believe the hang-up is that you have identified as...
01:17:53.000I believe the hangup is that you have identified as an libertarian before, yet your recent opinions have shown that that is not the case.
01:18:02.000seems pretty disingenuous to say that they are an alt-right group that's preparing for a race right after they had an altercation with the Proud Boys.
01:18:10.000I do not doubt that feds have infiltrated the group, just like I do not doubt they've infiltrated Proud Boys.
01:18:17.000It happens to any group of federally government, the federal government labels as dangerous or even just controversial.
01:21:19.000And then for lesbians, I'd say it could be as high as 25, especially these lugs, these lesbians until graduation, where they're super hot and they're lesbians from like 20 to 25.
01:21:31.000We haven't checked in on Desmond in a while.
01:23:31.000Hey, G-Dog and President Faggy, being a sports fan and diehard Red Sox guy has been really fucking hard lately with all the capitulation and virtue signaling from almost all those guys.
01:23:39.000And is it also hard, Martin, to watch us destroy you these past three games, this series?
01:23:46.000Is it hard seeing the Mets eat the Boston Red Sox for breakfast?
01:23:50.000And is it hard to look at Fenway Stadium and see Black Lives Matter written in the Red Sox font that's about a block long when the Mets didn't kneel?
01:24:01.000No one believes me when I say this, and I don't think the Mets want to publicize it.
01:24:37.000When I heard the Mets didn't kneel for the anthem, I figured it was time for me to jump ship and root for the guys who didn't kneel, and then kicked my formerly beloved Red Sox ass.
01:25:21.000Gav Tastic, and not to mention we have the two greatest pitchers in the league, including Jacob DeGrom, who has won two Cy Youngs in a fucking row.
01:31:01.000Sort of like when you're playing blackjack and you're getting bored and you put down like 40 bucks, even though you have 12, like the 12 total.
01:31:11.000And it's almost like you want to lose or something.
01:31:30.000The plot is just this astrologist decides, she decides that the basketball team should all be Pisces, and it works, and they start winning.
01:32:34.000If you don't deserve to be aware of the girls at my I like Will Smith and Wild, Wild West, you don't deserve me at my I Like Toy Story 3, the adult one that grew with the generation it once pleased when it debuted.