Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E195 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP - PART TWO [2020-08-07 - S02E195 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Don.

00:00:31.000 Those triangles?

00:00:35.000 Turn it up.

00:00:37.000 Turn it up.

00:00:49.000 *thud* *thud*

00:00:53.000 Seminole Hardcore Band Minor threaten their head salad days.

00:00:58.000 As with most hardcore bands, they start out rough, ready, and raw, and then get too good at their instruments and either become weird, prog rock, or metal, or they become pop.

00:01:12.000 Hooskerdew started out rough, ready, and raw with Land Speed Record, and then they got Zen Arcade, and then they got too good and became a pop band.

00:01:21.000 Candy Apple Gray and Flip Your Wig and albums like that.

00:01:24.000 Fantastic albums, though.

00:01:25.000 Replacements, first album, Sorry Maw Forgot to Take Out the Trash.

00:01:29.000 Pure hardcore.

00:01:32.000 But they got less drunk and more talented, although Bob Stinson drank himself to death.

00:01:38.000 And they became a pop band, starting with the album Pleased to Meet Me.

00:01:42.000 Paul Westerberg went off to have a great pop career, as did Who's Krodu's Bob Mold?

00:01:50.000 Minor Threat, well, they sort of nipped it in the bud.

00:01:53.000 So seminal hardcore band out of step.

00:01:56.000 And then what happened was Ian Mackay rebooted, and he started Fugazi, which was not a hardcore band, but not a rock band, not a metal band.

00:02:08.000 You know, Discharge were the punk band that got so good at their instruments, they became metal.

00:02:12.000 Eventually you get too good.

00:02:15.000 And I kind of like that about punk.

00:02:16.000 It's about being young.

00:02:18.000 Even my band, Anal Chinook, we started...

00:02:26.000 All of a sudden, there was all these long, weird things.

00:02:29.000 And Black Flag, too.

00:02:31.000 Little too talented.

00:02:34.000 That's Peter in the Test tube, babies.

00:02:37.000 What is that?

00:02:38.000 What do they mean?

00:02:40.000 What I mean.

00:02:43.000 Is that purpose?

00:02:44.000 On purpose?

00:02:45.000 Yeah, that was purpose.

00:02:46.000 What is that purpose?

00:02:49.000 Why is Ian Stewart there?

00:02:50.000 That's the Nazi skinhead guy.

00:02:52.000 Does that come up when you look at my band?

00:02:54.000 Yeah, 10 racist bands you won't believe are on iTunes.

00:02:57.000 Screwdriver not on iTunes.

00:03:02.000 I know that is.

00:03:04.000 Did you ever play that waiting room cover that a bunch of stupid chicks did?

00:03:11.000 And they're wearing like Birkenstocks and stuff?

00:03:13.000 They look like lifeguards and babysitters.

00:03:16.000 And then...

00:03:19.000 What did you type in?

00:03:22.000 Fugazi cover.

00:03:26.000 And so I'm watching you going, oh, great.

00:03:28.000 The local sailing club has decided to cover one of the best hardcore or post-hardcore songs of all time.

00:03:35.000 And then you play it.

00:03:37.000 And they did an incredible job.

00:03:40.000 This first one here, right?

00:03:41.000 Let me see.

00:03:44.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:03:47.000 Oh, yeah, we did show the show.

00:03:48.000 You did?

00:03:49.000 Look some dumb little girl is playing on a Rickenbacher perfectly.

00:03:56.000 God, I wish they had on shocks.

00:03:58.000 Why do they have to wear on Birkenstocks?

00:04:00.000 Wear on?

00:04:01.000 Why do they have to wear Birkenstocks?

00:04:05.000 Don't mess with me.

00:04:06.000 I have the power of God and anime on my side.

00:04:11.000 I don't know what that means.

00:04:12.000 Maybe that's their sorority's motto.

00:04:16.000 And this song came out way before they were born.

00:04:20.000 And it's not a girls' song.

00:04:22.000 Turn it up.

00:04:27.000 Birkenstocks are not meant to be on stage.

00:04:29.000 Everybody's moving.

00:04:37.000 Please don't make me choose a game.

00:04:39.000 block out the shoes Did somebody do a deep fake with black converse on there?

00:04:50.000 Yeah.

00:04:52.000 I have to do this.

00:04:52.000 I'm not joking.

00:04:58.000 My daughter and I have different rules than my boys.

00:05:01.000 I let her do more.

00:05:05.000 But so my boys, I promise you will never wear Birkenstocks under my roof.

00:05:11.000 I promise you that.

00:05:12.000 My girl, I don't know.

00:05:14.000 I think I might let her, but it would snap daddy's heart in two.

00:05:19.000 Dad would be crushed.

00:05:20.000 Anyway, speaking of dads, Ryan wants to get a full sleeve of graffiti.

00:05:26.000 And I thought it would be best saved for the show.

00:05:30.000 That's not New York.

00:05:31.000 That's LA.

00:05:32.000 That's gay.

00:05:35.000 Getting any kind of peace is gay.

00:05:38.000 What you're saying is like, my body's beautiful.

00:05:40.000 That's not what tattoos are about.

00:05:42.000 Tattoos are from sailors who went to Polynesia and they went, oh, this is cool.

00:05:46.000 And they got like a little anchor and a boat.

00:05:48.000 And it has to mean my body doesn't matter to me.

00:05:52.000 Like, that's what all my tattoos have been so far, yeah.

00:05:54.000 Yeah, it means I'm a dude.

00:05:56.000 Like, what happens when a black widow gives birth?

00:05:59.000 She eats the male.

00:06:00.000 That's why women's bodies are so much more important.

00:06:03.000 That's why women don't really belong in bars because their body is a temple.

00:06:06.000 Our body is just jackass.

00:06:08.000 Nitro circus.

00:06:09.000 Let's do jumps.

00:06:11.000 Haha, you broke your arm.

00:06:12.000 It's funny.

00:06:13.000 Like, if we were doing something dangerous and then you broke your arm and I saw your foot facing the wrong way, I would laugh my ass off.

00:06:21.000 I mean, assuming we're not in the desert and you could die.

00:06:24.000 It's funny.

00:06:25.000 I remember at Vice, Eddie Moretti had been working so hard that he was typing away and he just went and he fainted.

00:06:31.000 Yeah, that's pretty funny.

00:06:32.000 And I was dying laughing.

00:06:34.000 You know?

00:06:35.000 It's fun.

00:06:35.000 That's why we do that backyard wrestling.

00:06:37.000 Jugglos and jugglets.

00:06:39.000 I love that guy.

00:06:40.000 Superhuman.

00:06:41.000 Yeah.

00:06:42.000 Or just gonna send it.

00:06:45.000 So that's what tattoos should be.

00:06:46.000 Like, I've got a lot of gay tattoos.

00:06:48.000 This is a little too nice, you know?

00:06:50.000 That's Scott Campbell showing off.

00:06:52.000 But what I really like is like my homemade ones, like this one, the guy from Bob's Burgers did, of my Buffalo, because my youngest is Johnny Buffalo.

00:07:01.000 Was that just a freehand?

00:07:02.000 Yeah.

00:07:03.000 No, I'm drawing.

00:07:04.000 How many are freehands on your body?

00:07:06.000 Not enough.

00:07:06.000 That's my point.

00:07:08.000 Like crickety cricket.

00:07:09.000 I love this.

00:07:10.000 Ain't no nice guy.

00:07:11.000 That's kind of funny.

00:07:13.000 My daughter's hamster's gravestone, you know?

00:07:18.000 This is back when I was a very dogmatic political teenager.

00:07:22.000 And I've got a woman's symbol, crass, veganism, like a bull, and peace.

00:07:29.000 I have a woman's symbol on my arm.

00:07:32.000 With an E in it for equality.

00:07:36.000 So what you want to get is little dumb stuff.

00:07:39.000 Stamps.

00:07:40.000 Little stamps.

00:07:40.000 That's all I got.

00:07:41.000 Stamps.

00:07:42.000 I don't, I like your tattoos, actually.

00:07:43.000 Even your weird hand tattoo.

00:07:44.000 What is that, a fly?

00:07:45.000 No, it's my band symbol.

00:07:47.000 Because I thought I was going to move to California and abandon my band.

00:07:50.000 A band didn't.

00:07:51.000 I band.

00:07:54.000 And by the way, you're getting like a memorial for your friend who OD'd?

00:07:57.000 Yeah, but not...

00:07:59.000 It doesn't have anything to do with OD.

00:08:00.000 It's just like...

00:08:03.000 He had a very specific style.

00:08:05.000 He had a very uniformed.

00:08:06.000 It was like a look.

00:08:07.000 It was part of his aesthetic.

00:08:08.000 So I'm going with that, and it's going to take up about this much on my arm.

00:08:11.000 Dude, I don't know.

00:08:13.000 That's just like.

00:08:15.000 But I got tons of other reality.

00:08:16.000 I don't want to be a teacher.

00:08:17.000 A little date or something.

00:08:18.000 I understand.

00:08:19.000 But you have a dead man on your entire shoulder.

00:08:22.000 But it's not a portrait.

00:08:23.000 It's depressing.

00:08:24.000 What I would never ever get is like a portrait.

00:08:26.000 You know those portraits?

00:08:27.000 I know, but it's still the concept.

00:08:28.000 This part of your whole body is death.

00:08:31.000 Like, I knew this dude, this emo dude in New York in 2000, this girl dumped him.

00:08:37.000 And so to punish her, he got her dead in a coffin on his inner forearm.

00:08:44.000 And he showed her, and he's like, you're dead to me.

00:08:47.000 But you're on my mouth.

00:08:49.000 I'm immortalized.

00:08:49.000 No, I'm not dead to you.

00:08:50.000 I will live as long as you.

00:08:53.000 I'll die probably in about 50 years.

00:08:56.000 That's hilarious.

00:08:57.000 Well, that's my point.

00:08:58.000 That goes to my point.

00:09:00.000 Where he keeps his memory alive or whatever like that.

00:09:04.000 And the style that he went was, I guess it's new.

00:09:07.000 This is like when my buddy Saul, Jewish guy, Saul Metnik, I go, what'd you do this summer?

00:09:14.000 We went to Costa Rica.

00:09:15.000 We did enough blow to kill an elephant.

00:09:16.000 What'd you do, Saul?

00:09:18.000 Oh, me and my dad went to visit Auschwitz.

00:09:21.000 What?

00:09:23.000 Let me guess.

00:09:24.000 You were the youngest guy there.

00:09:25.000 He goes, yeah, yeah.

00:09:26.000 It was mostly 70 and up.

00:09:28.000 And I was there at 29.

00:09:31.000 You know, I'm very proud to be Jewish.

00:09:33.000 Great.

00:09:33.000 Congratulations.

00:09:34.000 But why are you going to a cemetery?

00:09:37.000 Like, that's death is a bummer, but don't make it a huge part of your arm.

00:09:42.000 What's up?

00:09:42.000 I mean, you're doing it tomorrow.

00:09:43.000 It's like a gravestone.

00:09:46.000 Maybe.

00:09:47.000 Could be.

00:09:47.000 Here, look up Wes Lang.

00:09:49.000 Wes Lang.

00:09:51.000 He's, I think, this is what you want, and this is a very New York thing.

00:09:54.000 LA, they're really into how beautiful I am and stuff, and they get like a piece.

00:10:00.000 Getting a piece is like, I'm beautiful.

00:10:03.000 You should just have a hodgepodge of Wes Lang type shit.

00:10:07.000 Ideally, with a stick and poke or something.

00:10:11.000 Now, I know I have an entire fucking back piece.

00:10:14.000 I'm speaking from experience here, folks.

00:10:17.000 Don't make the same mistakes I have.

00:10:19.000 I think it's a big stamp.

00:10:22.000 That's how I see it.

00:10:25.000 That's bad.

00:10:26.000 I'm going to go for it.

00:10:27.000 Get a bunch of little stupid things.

00:10:29.000 You always got great tattoos.

00:10:30.000 There's my buddy Curtis Brown.

00:10:32.000 I wonder if he'll come up.

00:10:34.000 If you can't spell that, I'm going to shoot you.

00:10:38.000 Is that with a C?

00:10:40.000 Yes, it's with a fucking C, Curtis Blow.

00:10:43.000 Put it in quotes, maybe?

00:10:46.000 and then maybe try uh...

00:10:49.000 bad wizard Man, that's him.

00:10:58.000 Where is he from?

00:10:58.000 I could see his tattoos.

00:11:01.000 How the Records Band, Bad Wizard.

00:11:03.000 There's some more tattoos.

00:11:04.000 Yeah, they're doing that.

00:11:06.000 Anyway, I think you're making a mistake.

00:11:09.000 But that's not the biggest mistake.

00:11:10.000 The other mistake he's saying is, because I'm like Puerto Rican in Japanese, I'm going to have a Puerto Rican arm with just like bricks and graph.

00:11:19.000 Oh my God.

00:11:20.000 I know a guy who has a graffiti tattoo on one arm.

00:11:22.000 It's his wife's name.

00:11:24.000 And it's so embarrassing.

00:11:25.000 He got it in like 96.

00:11:28.000 And it's so embarrassing that we just don't talk about it.

00:11:33.000 It's like if you had like a, you know, you were born, your bellicle cord was wrapped around your hand when you were in the womb, and now you have just like a little snoopy elephant trunk for a hand.

00:11:42.000 You're not going to mention that.

00:11:43.000 I want a bunch of little graffiti-s type stamps like that.

00:11:47.000 That's not bad.

00:11:48.000 Yeah, it's going to be a bunch of little things, like the buildings from Co-op City that, you know, like little things, but in that style, that colorful kind of street art.

00:11:56.000 That's a hideous style.

00:11:57.000 That style only looks good on things that are already disgusting pieces of shit, like the Bronx, on an old decrepit building.

00:12:06.000 It looks kind of neat sometimes to see big, like, that looks so fucking ridiculous.

00:12:11.000 It's so 90s wigger.

00:12:14.000 Ugh.

00:12:16.000 Well, maybe I'm not sold in that, but then.

00:12:18.000 And just speaking purely aesthetically, graffiti tattoos, it's round and it's colorful.

00:12:23.000 And that's not what lends itself to tattoos.

00:12:25.000 Tattoos are better angular and crude.

00:12:28.000 And for the same reason that Disney tattoos are embarrassing, those Disney heads who go like three times a year and they have Mickey Mouse and stuff.

00:12:37.000 Mickey Mouse, that aesthetic, that colorful, big, bold circles, it looks good on a comic book or on a TV cartoon.

00:12:44.000 But on skin, it's gross.

00:12:48.000 Look up Disney tattoos.

00:12:49.000 That's what you're getting.

00:12:51.000 You don't think that looks cool?

00:12:52.000 You think that looks cool?

00:12:54.000 Yeah.

00:12:55.000 It looks so, it looks so rich white kid who moved to Brooklyn and has like a graffiti sketchbook.

00:13:01.000 Remember that guy we featured at the end of the show yesterday who was screaming because he was bleeding?

00:13:06.000 Yeah.

00:13:07.000 That guy has graffiti tattoos.

00:13:08.000 Oh, I see what you mean.

00:13:09.000 Yeah, that is a bad look.

00:13:10.000 What about like religious, like Mother Mary religious tattoos?

00:13:13.000 Yeah, I like that.

00:13:14.000 That I might go for it.

00:13:15.000 Look, a piece is so gay.

00:13:17.000 Something like that.

00:13:18.000 It's like you saying your arm is beautiful.

00:13:20.000 Let's see, Mary.

00:13:21.000 Like when those stupid porn star chicks will get a squid that goes, you know, up half her thigh and across the butt cheek.

00:13:29.000 And then there's like seaweed here.

00:13:30.000 And what you're saying is, I'm a work of art.

00:13:34.000 And I don't like it on chicks, but it's not the end of the world, but on dudes.

00:13:37.000 That's fucking cool.

00:13:38.000 No, it's too pretty.

00:13:40.000 But line arty.

00:13:41.000 Yeah, not too flowy and flow realistic.

00:13:42.000 It's big, too.

00:13:43.000 Like, Jesus, get over the Virgin Mary.

00:13:45.000 Jesus doesn't even like her that much.

00:13:48.000 I like that.

00:13:49.000 Like, your tattoos are good now.

00:13:50.000 Your weird little cross.

00:13:52.000 That's a good look.

00:13:54.000 But don't go getting a, I don't know if I, I can't stop you.

00:13:57.000 And of course, this is good for the show because if he has a big, dumb gravestone on his arm, we can make fun of him.

00:14:03.000 That's not a gravestone at all.

00:14:04.000 Yes, it is.

00:14:05.000 And graffiti would be hilarious.

00:14:08.000 So that's a win-win for us.

00:14:10.000 The graffiti part of it.

00:14:11.000 But I'm not even speaking to you because I want you to get terrible tattoos.

00:14:15.000 I'm more speaking to the people I care about, which is our subscribers.

00:14:18.000 I don't want to tell them, don't get a piece.

00:14:20.000 Get hodgepodge brick-a-brac.

00:14:25.000 Yeah, I might.

00:14:26.000 I might.

00:14:27.000 I like the filled-in look, though.

00:14:32.000 Couldn't you also connect them?

00:14:33.000 Like, are you against that?

00:14:34.000 So you have a bunch of stamps and stuff.

00:14:36.000 Would you ever connect it?

00:14:37.000 Like, you could put some money.

00:14:39.000 This is pure, and you're the king of this.

00:14:40.000 This is pure vanity.

00:14:43.000 I would like it to look good.

00:14:45.000 That's not what men are about.

00:14:47.000 Have you seen a scrotal sack?

00:14:49.000 Yeah, I mean, I'm not, that's not my prized possession.

00:14:52.000 My scrotal sack.

00:14:53.000 That's God saying, stop trying to be pretty.

00:14:56.000 It's not pretty.

00:14:57.000 It's just, you know.

00:14:58.000 It's pretty.

00:14:59.000 Look at that one you just looked at.

00:15:00.000 What?

00:15:01.000 No, show it.

00:15:03.000 Oh, I showed me.

00:15:04.000 That's pretty.

00:15:06.000 Akoi fish.

00:15:08.000 Waves.

00:15:09.000 I have those same stupid waves.

00:15:10.000 You have the same waves.

00:15:12.000 Yeah.

00:15:13.000 From when I was a 20-year-old megalomaniac.

00:15:17.000 Anyway, I can't help the unhelpable.

00:15:20.000 This is a special episode.

00:15:21.000 This is Mailbag Catch Up Part 2, Summer Mailbag.

00:15:25.000 That's why I'm wearing a similar shirt.

00:15:29.000 This has, I believe it's pronounced pini palis.

00:15:34.000 You don't put it on pizza.

00:15:37.000 Pineapples.

00:15:40.000 Pinnea apples.

00:15:41.000 Like a penny whistle.

00:15:43.000 Pina papalus.

00:15:46.000 And they're from a place called Hawaii.

00:15:52.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

00:15:56.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:16:02.000 Let me touch it.

00:16:04.000 I saw I get junk mail from Blaze TV, my ex-boss.

00:16:10.000 I don't really, it doesn't bother me.

00:16:12.000 I think they regret firing me, so it doesn't hurt my feelers.

00:16:15.000 But that's weird because I get Blaze Mail from Junk TV.

00:16:22.000 I like that one a lot.

00:16:24.000 Really?

00:16:25.000 So Dave Rubin, who I'm liking less and less on a daily basis, has a very intense announcement, you guys.

00:16:33.000 You ready for this?

00:16:34.000 This is one of the bravest people.

00:16:36.000 Like Joe Biggs was in Afghanistan and his Humvee drove over in IED and he soared through the air and then landed and was shot at.

00:16:45.000 It's a little brave.

00:16:46.000 Not so much.

00:16:48.000 Dave Rubin, on the other hand, and it's ironic that Biggs is the one who's going to get a purple heart, not Dave.

00:16:54.000 Dave Rubin's going off the grid for 30 days.

00:16:57.000 Now, hold on.

00:16:58.000 I don't just mean he's going to be at his friend's cottage, which he probably will be.

00:17:04.000 No social media, no news, no internet for a whole month.

00:17:14.000 What a man.

00:17:16.000 Dave, that's called a long vacation.

00:17:19.000 It's not really heroic or intense.

00:17:23.000 And let me tell you what's going to be happening when you get back.

00:17:26.000 COVID will still be a big deal.

00:17:27.000 They'll be pushing for kids not to go back to school.

00:17:30.000 They'll be pushing for the ballots to be mail-in.

00:17:33.000 The right will be pushing against that.

00:17:34.000 The riots will have slowed down to a creaky pace.

00:17:40.000 That's about it.

00:17:41.000 Everyone will still be shitting on Trump.

00:17:43.000 He'll have made some other blunder according to the left.

00:17:46.000 and the right will still be sick to death of the spoiled brat minority.

00:17:50.000 Music Anyway, that's not in my real name.

00:18:00.000 Remember that guy who wrote in saying, could I get a subscription?

00:18:04.000 Just so you know what kind of guy I am?

00:18:05.000 I abandoned my family and moved to Australia.

00:18:09.000 Great pitch.

00:18:12.000 Okay.

00:18:14.000 Fuck atheism.

00:18:15.000 I agree.

00:18:17.000 But in a normal world, you can disagree with people.

00:18:21.000 Like I was saying to these old ladies I met in my town.

00:18:25.000 They said, look, we think it was terrible the way you were treated.

00:18:27.000 We're happy you're here or whatever.

00:18:29.000 And I said, you know, I haven't lived in the suburbs since the 80s, since 1988, and when I was 18.

00:18:36.000 And back then, you had no clue.

00:18:38.000 It didn't occur to me, and this was naive, that there's neighborhoods that are politically cohesive.

00:18:45.000 Like, don't you just want to be by the water or something?

00:18:47.000 I want to be by the water.

00:18:49.000 I want a five-bedroom and I want my neighbors to think exactly the same way I do about politics.

00:18:54.000 It seems very, why add that extra loophole?

00:18:59.000 And I also said to them, if my neighbor came over and told my dad how he voted, my dad would go, okay, man, what are you doing?

00:19:05.000 No one gave a fuck.

00:19:07.000 Any his, I just got a brutal craving for a beer.

00:19:10.000 Why did I take the beer from the fucking studio?

00:19:12.000 Why are you gay?

00:19:19.000 So yeah, like it was in my day, I can talk to atheists.

00:19:24.000 I'm best pals with Kangaroo Jack.

00:19:27.000 I don't give a fuck that he doesn't believe in God.

00:19:30.000 In fact, next time we get person to person, I'd love to have a sit down and film it and just talk to him about at least deism, at least convince him of a higher power.

00:19:40.000 We don't need to get lost in the woods with Noah's Ark.

00:19:44.000 Anyway, fuck atheism, he says, and he's got a bunch of links.

00:19:48.000 So I guess we have to go through it.

00:19:50.000 Did you get this one?

00:19:51.000 I did.

00:19:52.000 I got a read, read, read, read.

00:19:56.000 T-L-D-R.

00:19:59.000 And then we've got DuckDuckGo.

00:20:02.000 He's got Lionsgate.

00:20:04.000 What is the Lionsgate Portal 8820 activation?

00:20:07.000 Okay, this person is starting to sound like a lunatic.

00:20:10.000 This is a little kooky.

00:20:11.000 This is a good one.

00:20:12.000 I know.

00:20:14.000 Too many dark spaces.

00:20:20.000 How many views does that have?

00:20:21.000 Too many dogs.

00:20:23.000 A half of a million.

00:20:27.000 Interesting way to phrase it.

00:20:28.000 563,000.

00:20:29.000 Wait, what is this song?

00:20:30.000 Is this the third link?

00:20:32.000 But go back to Lionsgate.

00:20:32.000 Yeah.

00:20:34.000 What the fuck is this now?

00:20:35.000 Okay, go to Lionsgate.

00:20:36.000 Now go down to those...

00:20:39.000 Not this?

00:20:46.000 So what?

00:20:47.000 We're going to go to heaven in August 8th.

00:20:50.000 Hello, beautiful divine cosmic beings.

00:20:53.000 This is a video about the Lionsgate portal and the most important things that you need to know about this portal.

00:21:01.000 As always with every portal, I'm sure we're all thinking the same thing, and that is if you are a super duper Christian and you marry your first love and you don't sleep with anyone else, I think we all know that the sex is way better than what we experience.

00:21:15.000 Every year from July 26th till approximately August 13th, this portal peaks on August 8th or 8-8.

00:21:23.000 So 8-8 is what's typically known as the Lionsgate portal, but it is a much bigger scaled portal than just one day.

00:21:32.000 This being that the energies begin to rise for the peak day and then they dissipate to allow us to integrate and process the change that's brought forth.

00:21:42.000 So this Lionsgate portal has been celebrated and revered throughout history on Earth.

00:21:48.000 This is a portal that was known by the ancient Egyptians and the ancient Mayans.

00:21:51.000 What the fuck is a portal?

00:21:53.000 We go into another dimension.

00:21:55.000 A complete contention well saluted.

00:21:59.000 I see all.

00:22:01.000 It's a bit of the mind flip.

00:22:03.000 We're into the time slip.

00:22:07.000 Well, she explains.

00:22:10.000 How many views does this have?

00:22:12.000 915.

00:22:14.000 Okay.

00:22:16.000 You can think of it as a phoenix rising enemy.

00:22:18.000 Oh, thank you.

00:22:20.000 I wish you all nothing but the best, and I'm actually a little heartened that whatever this magic thing is is good news, right?

00:22:27.000 Like when someone tells you the world is going to end on August 8th, you go, fuck.

00:22:31.000 Probably not true, but if it is true, that sucks.

00:22:34.000 This is probably not true, but if it is true, there's some sort of cool cosmic thing happening in August.

00:22:40.000 I think we'll be away on our secret trip.

00:22:40.000 Where will we be?

00:22:45.000 There's a couple of secret trips.

00:22:47.000 A lot of secret trips.

00:22:49.000 Unfortunately, they all involve Florida.

00:22:53.000 Well, one does.

00:22:56.000 They all involve Florida.

00:22:57.000 Well, two do.

00:22:58.000 But I don't think I'm going to make it to the first one.

00:23:00.000 Oh, man.

00:23:01.000 Pitchfork news.

00:23:02.000 This is, wow, I realized I'm dumbed in.

00:23:06.000 Chris Krack releases new album, Good Cops Don't Exist.

00:23:10.000 Okay, that's obviously fucking absurd, and this kid is clearly a retard, right?

00:23:15.000 But Francesca Ramsey, if you watch Kangaroo Jack's last video, or two videos ago, that's her thesis.

00:23:23.000 And that is MTV's Decoded.

00:23:25.000 That's a show on MTV owned by Viacom, one of the largest media companies in the world.

00:23:32.000 And they are showing you a victim of police brutality that was murdered by thugs who were just murdering her for her money.

00:23:40.000 And they're saying this is an example of police brutality.

00:23:42.000 All the police did with that case was catch the perps and throw them in jail.

00:23:46.000 Where the fuck is the PBA?

00:23:48.000 Don't all cops pay into this?

00:23:50.000 Don't all cops in America pay into one policeman benevolence association?

00:23:55.000 And if they do, I'm glad those guys are fighting for their pensions and all that other shit and telling everyone to kneel.

00:24:01.000 But can you sue some people?

00:24:03.000 Like, where is the PR wing of the PBA?

00:24:06.000 Sue fucking MTV.

00:24:09.000 Because they have a host of a show who's as radical as a mentally deranged crackhead.

00:24:17.000 I don't know if he's a crackhead.

00:24:19.000 His name is Chris Krack.

00:24:20.000 He's probably tried it.

00:24:21.000 It seems like he's against crack.

00:24:23.000 Black don't crack unless you smoke it.

00:24:25.000 Okay.

00:24:27.000 What's he got to say about pigs?

00:24:35.000 900 black men killed every year.

00:24:37.000 That's three more than spider bites.

00:24:39.000 Wait, he might like.

00:24:40.000 We need to make a change.

00:24:43.000 Crackheads live longer than vegans.

00:24:46.000 Not sure that's true?

00:24:48.000 I'd like to see the data on that.

00:24:51.000 Thanks.

00:25:02.000 Thank you, Chris Krack.

00:25:04.000 Your talent is unbound.

00:25:06.000 I try rap every now and then again.

00:25:08.000 It just bores the shit out of me.

00:25:11.000 Hey, my husband and I are approaching 50.

00:25:13.000 Whoa.

00:25:13.000 Married for almost 30 years.

00:25:15.000 Congratulations.

00:25:15.000 He loves porn.

00:25:16.000 Boo.

00:25:17.000 Oof.

00:25:18.000 He insists we watch it together.

00:25:20.000 Yay!

00:25:21.000 Because he needs it to get aroused.

00:25:25.000 I don't like it.

00:25:26.000 Yay.

00:25:27.000 But after arguing about it often, he thinks I enjoy it, but I hate it.

00:25:32.000 I was honest initially that I hate it, but he got so angry and told me if I want him to be interested in my female body, he was going to be interested in others as well.

00:25:39.000 He gets so focused on the porn, he doesn't even notice me.

00:25:42.000 I am fit.

00:25:43.000 I'm not overweight, but I have pancake tits, and they look like two pieces of bologna that were just thrown at my chest and stuck there.

00:25:51.000 They have zero meat in them at all.

00:25:54.000 And if you were to cut them open and look inside, it would just look like you separated two pancakes.

00:25:59.000 Just kidding.

00:26:00.000 I added all that stuff in other tits.

00:26:03.000 I'm mature.

00:26:05.000 No, she says, I am fit.

00:26:06.000 I am not overweight.

00:26:07.000 I try to keep myself together and dress nice.

00:26:09.000 I do makeup and hair.

00:26:10.000 He occasionally searches social media for women as well.

00:26:12.000 To my knowledge, he doesn't message them.

00:26:14.000 What can I do?

00:26:14.000 Is this normal?

00:26:15.000 Thank you, God.

00:26:16.000 I don't like you more than a friend.

00:26:17.000 Ooh, this is a tough one.

00:26:18.000 Because I hate porn.

00:26:20.000 I did try.

00:26:22.000 If you and your wife love porn together, I think that's great.

00:26:24.000 It's good for your marriage.

00:26:25.000 That's what Mercedes would always say to me when I criticized her vocation.

00:26:30.000 Something wrong with that.

00:26:33.000 Like, that's why there's this myth that they say proud boys aren't allowed to beat off.

00:26:36.000 No, we said you're only allowed to ejaculate within a yard of a woman with her consent.

00:26:41.000 We beat off every day if you want.

00:26:44.000 Like, say your significant other broke her vagina and it fell off.

00:26:50.000 And you can do oral and fucking wanks.

00:26:52.000 That's fine.

00:26:53.000 Just don't beat off alone.

00:26:54.000 That's the problem.

00:26:56.000 Now, when you watch porn, it is coveting thy neighbor's wife.

00:27:02.000 It's less than literally doing it, but you are lusting after another woman.

00:27:07.000 And in a perfect world that one time you do fall from grace and beat off, you should be thinking about your wife.

00:27:15.000 Now, if you need porn to get off, you need to covet to get off.

00:27:17.000 And I think what happens is you end up enjoying the coveting more.

00:27:22.000 Like you're not recognizing it as a sin.

00:27:25.000 I know I sound religious.

00:27:26.000 Try to take religion out of it if you're an atheist.

00:27:28.000 But you're not recognizing it as a vice if that's easier to digest.

00:27:33.000 And it has consequences when you keep doing that.

00:27:36.000 That being said, if you were to go through my phone and scroll and scroll 3,000 pictures, you're going to find occasionally one in 100 is going to be some pretty girl I saw on Instagram or came up through some other search and I saved it.

00:27:52.000 And I remember my dad, when I was a kid, he would look at Playboy.

00:27:56.000 I think he had a subscription.

00:27:58.000 I remember I was probably 10 years old and I said to my mom, Mom, does daddy look at those girls because he doesn't love you?

00:28:04.000 The next day, there was a contractor bag of Playboys.

00:28:09.000 And I was asked to take the garbage out.

00:28:10.000 I'm not throwing out them.

00:28:12.000 Playboys are gold when you're 10.

00:28:14.000 So I brought them to school and they filled up my entire locker.

00:28:17.000 Because I thought I'd sell them or something and I never got around to it.

00:28:17.000 Oh my God.

00:28:20.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:28:22.000 Kind of.

00:28:24.000 He jizzed on the cover of a magazine.

00:28:27.000 So obviously there's a balance here and you're allowed some vice.

00:28:31.000 You're allowed to, I don't know, occasionally look at porn or occasionally say that girl's hot.

00:28:35.000 And it's healthy for a man to go, Jesus, what a fucking knockout.

00:28:40.000 But it has to be at a distance.

00:28:43.000 And if you're touching yourself when you're looking at these women, that's not a distance.

00:28:47.000 You have to appreciate beautiful women when you're married the way you appreciate art or something and just go, hmm, great job.

00:28:53.000 Wow, you're probably a 10.

00:28:56.000 If I was single and you were single, I would want you, but I'm not.

00:29:00.000 So I'm just sort of looking at it like a Ford Galaxy, 1959.

00:29:04.000 Just a beautiful work of art.

00:29:08.000 So this guy's got to quit porn, my dear.

00:29:11.000 If he needs porn to fuck you, he's actually getting more distant, farther away.

00:29:17.000 You guys got a problem here.

00:29:18.000 And porn ruins thousands of marriages every year.

00:29:24.000 Should I say that?

00:29:25.000 How many marriages end a year?

00:29:27.000 I remember seeing the stat, and I thought it was 500.

00:29:32.000 Because when I'm in the doghouse with my wife, I'm on the couch.

00:29:38.000 There's nowhere, I'm not getting any sex because I don't watch porn.

00:29:41.000 So it sucks to be in the doghouse.

00:29:43.000 There's only one source of water in our house, and it's my wife's vagina.

00:29:47.000 When that spigot's cut off, I start dying of starvation, of dehydration.

00:29:55.000 How many people get divorced in one year?

00:29:59.000 Did you see that?

00:30:00.000 A typo in the fucking header?

00:30:02.000 Divorces per hour, 100.

00:30:05.000 What?

00:30:09.000 So it's several thousand divorces a year.

00:30:12.000 Half a million.

00:30:13.000 But go back, look up how many porn causes how many divorces.

00:30:17.000 Anyway, while he looks that up, I'll tell you, you got a problem, lady.

00:30:22.000 Alex.

00:30:23.000 This is from Alex.

00:30:25.000 Sorry, one more question.

00:30:26.000 Who's the girl on the cover of the Vice Guide to Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll?

00:30:30.000 That was a chick we called Boink or Bonk.

00:30:34.000 And she was a white trash chick who has come around Terry Richardson's studio quite a bit.

00:30:40.000 And I don't think they would fuck.

00:30:43.000 But she was funny looking.

00:30:45.000 She's in the book elsewhere.

00:30:46.000 And I think we had her in Vice Photo Shoots.

00:30:50.000 Funny looking girl.

00:30:51.000 Pretty young.

00:30:52.000 Probably 19.

00:30:53.000 And then I think she got into drugs, being on the Vice Guide to Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll.

00:30:59.000 What are you looking up now?

00:31:01.000 Oh, I got the porn thing, by the way.

00:31:04.000 500,000 marriages annually.

00:31:06.000 But it questions, is that really true?

00:31:09.000 Yeah, because that guy watches porn.

00:31:12.000 Look up the Vice Guide to Sex and Drugs and Rock and Roll because I got some gossip.

00:31:16.000 So she started going down the wrong path, probably being associated with us, and became a born-again Christian, I'm told.

00:31:25.000 Got married, changed her identity, vanished.

00:31:30.000 What's going on?

00:31:32.000 Yeah, her.

00:31:33.000 She's not that hot, dude.

00:31:35.000 Especially now that I'm 50.

00:31:36.000 That looks like a child.

00:31:38.000 Looks like Desmond is amazing.

00:31:42.000 Another Alex 2.

00:31:43.000 Oh, it's the same Alex.

00:31:45.000 Jesus.

00:31:47.000 Should someone get two letters?

00:31:49.000 No.

00:31:50.000 This one's from Stephen.

00:31:52.000 Oh, I can't say his last name.

00:31:53.000 Hey, Gav, first off, I remember a video of a 20-year-old Gavin walking on his parents' swimming pool on Stinson Avenue.

00:31:58.000 I wanted to show you my girlfriend, Young Yu, but I can't find it anymore.

00:32:01.000 Was I just imagining this video?

00:32:02.000 Where'd it go?

00:32:03.000 My brother found that somewhere, and I put it up on social media.

00:32:06.000 I've got dreads.

00:32:08.000 And yeah, I don't know where it is.

00:32:11.000 Second, do you still have a clip of the TGMS segment where you used a screen, green screen, to climb inside Mercedes' vagina?

00:32:20.000 Now that she's suffering in prison for false accusations, it might be nice to show people how great her sense of humor is.

00:32:25.000 It's probably one of the few things that kept her sane in that cage.

00:32:27.000 Happy 60th, buddy.

00:32:29.000 Remember, I also Put Hitler in her vagina.

00:32:32.000 It's funny that Max and John had to suffer through all these quotes from my show.

00:32:37.000 Like my show was this dogmatic, racist thing.

00:32:41.000 He used Hitler and had sex.

00:32:45.000 But in the grand scheme of things, it was like how early Stern goofball shit.

00:32:50.000 And there they are rotting in prison.

00:32:53.000 Don't pull it up, Ryan.

00:32:54.000 It's pornographic.

00:32:56.000 I'm sure I couldn't find it anyway.

00:32:57.000 This is from Grace.

00:32:58.000 From a New York Times article about Zimbabwe, Sithole country, she spells it wrong.

00:33:03.000 Mr. Manangagwa took power on a promise of renewal, but his critics associate him with the same excesses that define Mr. Mugabe's legacy.

00:33:14.000 Duh.

00:33:15.000 Authoritarian rule, financial missteps, rampant graft, plummeting living standards, and a teetering economy.

00:33:21.000 You'll notice they didn't use an Oxford comma.

00:33:23.000 This is the New York Times.

00:33:25.000 Very disappointing.

00:33:26.000 In reality, there is nothing new, said Obey Sithol.

00:33:30.000 Oh, I see why she said it wrong.

00:33:32.000 A leading opposition campaigner who went into hiding days before the planned protest.

00:33:36.000 Instead, we have seen the perfection of the art of repression.

00:33:40.000 Yeah, it's all bullshit.

00:33:41.000 And all that money they're offering white farmers to come back to Zimbabwe, say no.

00:33:47.000 You're not getting any of it.

00:33:48.000 It's going right into the corrupt government's pocket.

00:33:51.000 But I was thinking today about how the American political sphere is meant to be black versus white.

00:33:57.000 And that's such a reductivist way to see it.

00:34:03.000 A black conservative was just stabbed during the riots for being a black conservative.

00:34:08.000 So it's not black versus white.

00:34:10.000 It is a very specific type of bad guy.

00:34:14.000 They don't hate whites.

00:34:15.000 They don't hate white liberals.

00:34:16.000 They love Joe Biden, apparently.

00:34:18.000 But they hate, I think the perfect example of who they hate is the Covington Catholic Schoolboys.

00:34:23.000 Young Tucker too.

00:34:26.000 Young, healthy, male.

00:34:27.000 Well, Tucker's Protestant, but religious, Christian, healthy, successful, and not interested in what the latest words are in trans bathrooms, not taking any of that bait and not even saying sorry or being unapologetic about their apathy towards the latest trends.

00:34:46.000 That's a very specific type of white guy.

00:34:48.000 Not Jewish.

00:34:51.000 You know, not an obese gamer.

00:34:56.000 And then the person that we hate is a very specific type of person.

00:35:04.000 They tend to be white.

00:35:06.000 They tend to be non-religious, secular.

00:35:10.000 And they seem to be broken up in a couple groups, like boomer moms with an axe to grind, and then lonely young spinster woman and rich kids.

00:35:22.000 That's the second group is sort of all one.

00:35:25.000 So it reminded me of South Africa where they just go, it's blacks versus whites.

00:35:28.000 No, it's eight tribes, four versus four.

00:35:31.000 Only one of these tribes is white, but all these guys are on the same side.

00:35:35.000 All these guys are socialists.

00:35:37.000 If anything, this imminent civil war in South Africa is socialist versus free market.

00:35:43.000 Yes, you see a white guy on this side, and yes, you see lots of blacks on this side.

00:35:47.000 That's because it's in fucking Africa.

00:35:50.000 So let's get out of this reductivist black versus white shit.

00:35:52.000 It's what they do.

00:35:54.000 That's black lives matter.

00:35:56.000 We're having an ideological war, and it's really just practical, rational people who believe in meritocracy versus ideologues, lunatic propagandists, Soviets, basically, who are brainwashing themselves and each other into thinking that there's a reality that exists that is not reality.

00:36:20.000 Like Tiffany Hadish thinking that she can't have a kid or we're going to fucking shoot it for sport the next day.

00:36:26.000 It's like she thinks she's a rhino in the Serengeti, and some safari guys are going to show up and kill her kids to use them as a fucking head mount.

00:36:37.000 All right.

00:36:38.000 I wonder if, do you think the protesters would be like if they had a candidate that wasn't have, you know, with dementia, that they would be, they would be like, oh, cool, at least we have a candidate in there.

00:36:50.000 Or doesn't that fuel the protest more?

00:36:52.000 Because they're like, well, Trump's already winning.

00:36:53.000 I mean, this guy's...

00:36:57.000 I know they recognize that Biden is a problem, which is why they say things like Trump is not well.

00:37:01.000 That was a hashtag the other day.

00:37:03.000 But I think they'd be acting exactly the same.

00:37:04.000 I mean, they were acting exactly the same with Hillary.

00:37:08.000 Yeah.

00:37:08.000 I was kind of hoping, like, Trump winning, like that, those riots, they kind of maybe this will just get that over with.

00:37:16.000 Like, this will be a two-in-one.

00:37:18.000 That's going to be bad.

00:37:18.000 They're insatiable.

00:37:20.000 Hello, Gavin Rice Guy.

00:37:22.000 Old news, but came to mind while listening to July 20th GML show.

00:37:25.000 This video of Glenn Danzig from the Misfits never gets old.

00:37:28.000 I think it's pretty old.

00:37:30.000 Yes, Glenn Danzig was talking shit to a bouncer, as we all do, and he got knocked out.

00:37:38.000 Should he have to wear that like an albatross around his neck for the rest of his life?

00:37:42.000 He lost a fight.

00:37:44.000 He's got a wide wingspan.

00:37:46.000 That damn thing.

00:37:47.000 Yeah, the guy's not a professional boxer.

00:37:51.000 Not about to see a lie.

00:37:54.000 Okay, so Glenn Danzig lost a fight one million years ago.

00:37:59.000 When was that, like the 90s?

00:38:00.000 Yeah.

00:38:02.000 Backstory.

00:38:02.000 Northside Kings, fronted by old New York hardcore skin who transplanted to Phoenix and almost single-handedly revived its punk hardcore scene, was playing in a shithole in Tuba City, opening for Danzig.

00:38:13.000 No idea why Danzig set a show way out there.

00:38:16.000 Anyways, the show fell behind schedule because the promoter was disorganized.

00:38:19.000 Danzig decided to go on early, and NSK, along with three other bands, were told they'd be forced to play after him.

00:38:24.000 Once Danzig was done, he turned on the lights and closed the show.

00:38:28.000 Video below show the ensuing aftermath.

00:38:31.000 This one video did more for the Northside Kings' career than any tour or record.

00:38:36.000 They made these fucking great shirts to commemorate the event.

00:38:38.000 It features the Danzig logo, knock the fuck out.

00:38:41.000 Jesus Christ.

00:38:44.000 Yeah.

00:38:45.000 I saw a video today of a fist fight going on in 1901.

00:38:51.000 No.

00:38:52.000 And it's people leaving a factory after a hard day's work and some guy hits the other guy's hat off and no one gives a shit.

00:38:59.000 That's the way it should be.

00:39:03.000 Like I was thinking about this today.

00:39:04.000 What if I walked up to someone and said something like, What are you going to do?

00:39:10.000 Oh, I saw it in black and white, and there it is in color.

00:39:12.000 This is what I was talking about.

00:39:13.000 You may have to get me out of the picture.

00:39:16.000 There it is.

00:39:26.000 No one cares.

00:39:28.000 Like, the guy with the cigar isn't even laughing.

00:39:30.000 He's just like, he has a fight going on.

00:39:33.000 That is cool.

00:39:34.000 That's the way it should be.

00:39:36.000 Yeah, I got shit to do.

00:39:38.000 You guys handle that.

00:39:39.000 And you should fight.

00:39:40.000 If someone, if you have a problem with someone, if someone acts out of line, if I go up someone and go, hey, fuck face, your mother's a whore.

00:39:45.000 Bunk.

00:39:46.000 Bunk me in the nose.

00:39:50.000 But there's so, who has had enough of cops standing like this and someone going, you're a fucking disgrace.

00:39:58.000 You're a bitch.

00:40:00.000 See all these people here?

00:40:02.000 You're not protecting them.

00:40:04.000 You protect the rich.

00:40:05.000 You're a fucking, you're a rich.

00:40:06.000 And then they go to the black guy.

00:40:08.000 You're a race traitor.

00:40:09.000 Saw a guy today calling a black cop a broke ass nigga.

00:40:13.000 Ouch.

00:40:14.000 And he's just sitting there like, can you just punch him, please?

00:40:20.000 This is from William.

00:40:23.000 About your nursing home abuse segment.

00:40:25.000 Please do not say my name.

00:40:27.000 Oh, no.

00:40:28.000 I might get fired.

00:40:29.000 I might get in trouble.

00:40:31.000 Morning, Gavin.

00:40:32.000 I work in a unit.

00:40:34.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:35.000 That's why we can't say your name.

00:40:37.000 I work in a unit within the government that deals with offenders within nursing homes.

00:40:42.000 Surprisingly, there is only one program that does this within the U.S. and a few micro programs.

00:40:48.000 Most nursing homes are run by big private equities.

00:40:52.000 To maximize profits, almost all nursing homes within the United States are now nursing and rehabilitation homes.

00:40:59.000 That seems like a bad plan.

00:41:02.000 Why don't you throw homeless in there?

00:41:04.000 Which means you can have 20 or 18-year-old career criminal rooming with your 80-year-old grandma.

00:41:12.000 What the fuck?

00:41:13.000 How did I not know this?

00:41:15.000 And what most people don't talk about is your older grandmas are on the same floor or might share a room and a private bathroom with a child molester, pimp, or sex offender.

00:41:25.000 With child molesters, depending on your state law, they cannot be within 500 feet of schools, parks, and like I said, majority of states do not have laws that watch older residents of nursing homes.

00:41:36.000 And I assume if you're a pervert that can fuck a kid, you're a pervert that can fuck a 90-year-old.

00:41:44.000 Also, last thing you want, and most people don't think about it, your grandma who might have dementia being around a former pimp who has access to your grandma's room and private bathrooms.

00:41:54.000 Yeah, you already said that.

00:41:56.000 They say nursing homes have a lot of STDs, and many people joke about it because they think old people are getting it on.

00:42:01.000 Have you ever considered a young criminal might be abusing older women with dementia?

00:42:06.000 No, I didn't consider that.

00:42:11.000 Most people don't really know about this unless they worked in a nursing home or investigate abuse within nursing homes.

00:42:16.000 Wow!

00:42:20.000 John Rowe, Dadderol, Facebook ad.

00:42:23.000 It's a real thing.

00:42:24.000 I thought I invented Dadderol.

00:42:25.000 Someone stole my fucking joke.

00:42:32.000 Dadderol!

00:42:34.000 Wait a minute.

00:42:36.000 It's spelled the same as Adderall.

00:42:38.000 Oh no, Adderall has one L?

00:42:40.000 Wait, you can't do that.

00:42:42.000 I'm not talking about stealing my joke anymore.

00:42:44.000 I'm talking about the drug.

00:42:45.000 It's A-D-D-E-R-A-L-L.

00:42:49.000 Yeah.

00:42:50.000 What the fuck is going on?

00:42:52.000 You can't legally just put a D in front of it?

00:42:55.000 I don't think so.

00:42:57.000 The whole thing about copyright is what people think it was.

00:43:01.000 Like if you had a Kim Kardashian lookalike and you never said Kim Kardashian, she could still sue because if you interviewed 10 people, they all thought it was Kim Kardashian.

00:43:10.000 So similarly, talk to 10 people, they all might assume that Adderall is part of this.

00:43:16.000 But this was a joke I made.

00:43:19.000 I'm lost.

00:43:23.000 Early January, the Adderall.

00:43:26.000 Just about finished, as you can see.

00:43:28.000 Great product.

00:43:29.000 I take about two scoops to get that real strong caffeine effect.

00:43:33.000 No crash.

00:43:35.000 Very clean product.

00:43:36.000 Definitely a better option than buying a rock or monster product.

00:43:41.000 Something like that.

00:43:43.000 Give it a try.

00:43:45.000 So it's just a fucking caffeine type of thing enhancer with all that stuff.

00:43:50.000 But I guess the thing I'm most surprised of, surprised by, is that they can use the word Adderall in their name.

00:43:56.000 And they don't market it as like a funny thing.

00:43:58.000 And that's kind of surprising because.

00:44:01.000 This is from Brock.

00:44:02.000 I have a kilt question.

00:44:04.000 If you are dying from the heat, why don't you go full Scotsman and get some linen or cotton kilts?

00:44:08.000 And for that special occasion, silk.

00:44:11.000 Thanks.

00:44:12.000 Well, somebody's knees get chilly.

00:44:13.000 I should wear a silk kilt.

00:44:17.000 Have you ever mentioned about your knee problem, which I share?

00:44:22.000 Oh, my knees get chilly in AC.

00:44:24.000 Me too.

00:44:25.000 And your knees would not be protected with a kilt.

00:44:28.000 Yeah, so that's some bad advice.

00:44:30.000 Guys who wear kilts are fucking dorks and often vegans.

00:44:36.000 Hey, not wedding bed, Gavin.

00:44:39.000 I guess he heard about my recent tale where I only wet one pocket of my pants and the couch was dry as a bone.

00:44:49.000 I woke up because I was pissing and I put 90% of the piss in the toilet.

00:44:54.000 What have you ever done?

00:44:58.000 After I did some videos for my YouTube channel, I got doxxed.

00:45:00.000 Full name and location plus my picture with comments that I am highly sexist and openly right-wing, which means in Germany you're literally Hitler.

00:45:09.000 That is fucking true.

00:45:11.000 And I just read about a guy today who was, they went to his house and they took all his guns.

00:45:20.000 No, no, that was an American guy.

00:45:22.000 Yeah, they went to his house, took his guns because he was saying genuinely racist shit, but you're allowed to say horrible stuff.

00:45:27.000 You don't lose your guns.

00:45:28.000 But no, in Germany The other day, where did I read this?

00:45:32.000 He's a right-wing dude, like me, basically, like a normal conservative or normal non-liberal.

00:45:32.000 Bald guy.

00:45:38.000 And all of these liberals got these hate letters.

00:45:44.000 Yeah, so that's one guy.

00:45:48.000 But in Germany, this guy is probably as conservative as Obama and Hillary were in 2004.

00:45:55.000 They want borders, they are against gay marriage, that kind of shit, right?

00:46:00.000 So all these liberals got this letter from him, email or whatever, saying that, I don't know, he's going to kill them, they're evil, and the race war is coming.

00:46:09.000 And then it was signed, some genuinely dangerous, like neo-Nazi group that don't exist anymore, but were powerful in Germany for a bit, I don't know.

00:46:18.000 And then he signed his name, signed, put his name with his home address.

00:46:23.000 So the cops come in and they go, you're going to jail for hate.

00:46:26.000 And he goes, why would I include my home address in a letter to people that I'm threatening to kill?

00:46:33.000 And they go, fuck you, you're under arrest.

00:46:35.000 So he's been scooped up after being framed.

00:46:39.000 So you think it's bad here?

00:46:41.000 Try Europe.

00:46:44.000 Try Germany.

00:46:46.000 Find that guy.

00:46:47.000 Where the hell did I find it?

00:46:51.000 Dozens of reads over online hate speech that happened.

00:46:58.000 There's a thing that happens, apparently.

00:47:03.000 So if you Google me, it's the first thing that comes up about me.

00:47:05.000 I don't want to bitch about that because I knew it would happen if you challenge clown role, but I didn't expect that there's something I can do about it.

00:47:10.000 I don't care so much about employees Googling me because I've always got a job somewhere else as a nurse.

00:47:16.000 But I'm trying to take a college course.

00:47:19.000 No, I'm trying to, but I'm trying to take a college.

00:47:22.000 She's very nice and we get along goog.

00:47:27.000 After sometimes she driving me home and she mentioned that she googled me.

00:47:30.000 And in fact, it was the first thing she did after I started in that company.

00:47:34.000 So I had to explain everything to her that I'm not Hitler, blah, blah, blah.

00:47:37.000 So this is kind of crazy to me that people Google each other.

00:47:40.000 It's understandable to me that you are curious, but it seems to me with all the millennials girls, I will have a hard time dating.

00:47:46.000 Yeah, change your name then.

00:47:47.000 I wrote Google.

00:47:48.000 They said there's nothing they can do.

00:47:50.000 How naive are you to think you can write Google?

00:47:59.000 He goes on and on.

00:48:00.000 I was always against doxing.

00:48:01.000 I don't know.

00:48:01.000 This terrible grammar is getting on my nerves.

00:48:04.000 By the way, you parlurt that Ben Shapiro is anti-Proud Boys.

00:48:07.000 When did he say that?

00:48:09.000 He didn't specifically say that, but he is anti-our vibe.

00:48:14.000 Did you find that guy yet?

00:48:17.000 I think he's a politician.

00:48:18.000 Now I have to look at it.

00:48:21.000 German politician.

00:48:22.000 Do you remember what site was in Gateway?

00:48:24.000 Vested hate mail.

00:48:36.000 German politician's assassination.

00:48:37.000 It might have been...

00:48:49.000 Or maybe it was that right-wing Gringa.

00:48:55.000 Okay, anyway, doesn't matter.

00:48:59.000 The fighting Fedora.

00:49:01.000 I'm as good as any man.

00:49:04.000 That's tough.

00:49:07.000 Say what?

00:49:08.000 It's the next...

00:49:12.000 You get the idea.

00:49:14.000 This is a woman who can just take any dude, including rip dudes at the peak of their health.

00:49:20.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:21.000 I just broke my arm.

00:49:22.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:23.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:25.000 Let's see that again.

00:49:26.000 No.

00:49:26.000 Okay.

00:49:28.000 Oh!

00:49:30.000 I can't do without pushing my arm.

00:49:33.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:34.000 I just broke my arm.

00:49:35.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:36.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:38.000 That sounds so bad.

00:49:39.000 I didn't even look at it once.

00:49:41.000 I saw it the first time, but I didn't.

00:49:43.000 I did the first time.

00:49:43.000 You didn't see it?

00:49:44.000 There's a whole compilation of them.

00:49:46.000 Cool.

00:49:47.000 I'm not interested.

00:49:48.000 Here, go to the next one.

00:49:48.000 I didn't.

00:49:50.000 Okay.

00:49:51.000 Where do you see that?

00:49:56.000 It's called Bone Snaps During Arm Wrestling Match.

00:49:58.000 This is my new favorite thing.

00:50:01.000 Go.

00:50:01.000 Is it this one in the bottom right?

00:50:04.000 No, but that might be another one.

00:50:08.000 I'm not arm wrestling ever again.

00:50:09.000 That reminds me of that video I made with you.

00:50:13.000 Oh.

00:50:16.000 shared folder.

00:50:20.000 Oh, come on Laura!

00:50:25.000 Oh shit!

00:50:28.000 Oh my fuck!

00:50:31.000 Let me see that one again.

00:50:33.000 No, go back.

00:50:33.000 I want to see the girl.

00:50:34.000 Come on, Laura.

00:50:38.000 Oh, shit.

00:50:40.000 Oh, my God.

00:50:41.000 Laura.

00:50:42.000 Like, this is so perfect.

00:50:45.000 Wait, is your airdrop open?

00:50:47.000 It could be.

00:50:50.000 Why don't you drop it in the old shed, no?

00:50:54.000 I'll turn on.

00:50:54.000 No.

00:50:54.000 Okay.

00:50:59.000 Ladies, what are you doing?

00:51:05.000 You're different than us.

00:51:09.000 I'm open.

00:51:12.000 Okay.

00:51:13.000 Uh, airdrop.

00:51:15.000 And it's, I guess it's Mac Mini.

00:51:19.000 You're so sensitive.

00:51:21.000 Yeah, why are you such a baby?

00:51:21.000 Me?

00:51:23.000 I have a thing about broken arms.

00:51:25.000 What?

00:51:26.000 Yeah.

00:51:27.000 I want to see another one now.

00:51:29.000 Why don't you do that in your own time?

00:51:30.000 No.

00:51:31.000 People get disgusted by this.

00:51:34.000 You know how many letters I get where they say that's gross?

00:51:36.000 Yeah, I don't care.

00:51:38.000 I didn't get your thing yet.

00:51:41.000 John Morris'John Morris' Nothing's appearing?

00:51:48.000 I mean, it's not very big.

00:51:49.000 I could probably email it to you.

00:51:51.000 It could be good.

00:51:55.000 Mail.

00:51:58.000 Shit is slow here, isn't it?

00:51:59.000 It's a little slow.

00:52:01.000 Stop telling me shit.

00:52:04.000 My computer's telling me that I'm trying to send it something.

00:52:06.000 Oh, it's 17 megs.

00:52:10.000 Don't worry, folks.

00:52:11.000 That should be good.

00:52:11.000 I think 25 is the tops.

00:52:15.000 I'm going to call it.

00:52:16.000 I'll tell you what I'll call it.

00:52:20.000 You know, one time, speaking of airdrop, I was at the airport, and my son always wears Mets gear.

00:52:25.000 And some woman just, and this is at the peak of me being attacked, airdrops him in a video of Noah Syndergaard pitching live because she was at spring training, but didn't say anything to him.

00:52:42.000 I called the FBI.

00:52:44.000 No, you didn't.

00:52:44.000 Yeah, I did.

00:52:46.000 I had an agent who I was talking about on a daily basis.

00:52:48.000 I was getting death threats every day.

00:52:50.000 Oh, I see.

00:52:52.000 Oh, I see.

00:52:54.000 Put on another bone snapper.

00:52:56.000 Okay.

00:53:00.000 Doesn't matter which one?

00:53:01.000 No.

00:53:09.000 Watch it.

00:53:10.000 Man, I'm sizing it up.

00:53:10.000 Look at it.

00:53:12.000 How long is the money on watching?

00:53:14.000 I can see her looking away.

00:53:16.000 That's how I'm resizing the screen.

00:53:16.000 I'm looking at it.

00:53:18.000 Oh, I see.

00:53:20.000 That sucked.

00:53:22.000 Wait, who's the victim?

00:53:24.000 The man with the broken screen.

00:53:27.000 Watch it.

00:53:28.000 I don't want to.

00:53:28.000 Watch it.

00:53:29.000 Watch it.

00:53:30.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:53:33.000 I don't like these at all.

00:53:37.000 Watch it.

00:53:37.000 I am.

00:53:38.000 It's two chicks.

00:53:38.000 I could watch this one.

00:53:39.000 Oh!

00:53:43.000 Put the camera on you.

00:53:44.000 We want to see you suffer.

00:53:50.000 No, no.

00:53:50.000 Wait.

00:53:51.000 I want to see the video and you.

00:53:53.000 It's not possible.

00:53:54.000 Why not?

00:53:55.000 Fine.

00:53:55.000 I have to set it up then.

00:53:57.000 No, don't set it up.

00:53:58.000 Can't you just make me the video?

00:54:00.000 I can make me the video or make me the...

00:54:05.000 And then make you the other.

00:54:06.000 Okay, there we go.

00:54:08.000 This is pleasant.

00:54:14.000 Oh, that's not it.

00:54:16.000 Keep watching.

00:54:21.000 Oh!

00:54:25.000 I don't like it at all.

00:54:26.000 Oh!

00:54:27.000 Alright, I think the airdrop thing happened.

00:54:32.000 Just two more.

00:54:35.000 Alright, let me make sure.

00:54:38.000 I didn't know this was so common.

00:54:43.000 Okay, don't worry about that for now.

00:54:44.000 That's got a load.

00:54:46.000 I want to see you look at people break their arms.

00:54:50.000 Okay.

00:54:52.000 Should I this is this bad framing?

00:54:57.000 I don't care.

00:54:58.000 Okay, here we go.

00:54:58.000 This is better.

00:55:02.000 I did it.

00:55:02.000 I got a few other guns.

00:55:07.000 Oh, it's so loud!

00:55:10.000 Oh, fuck!

00:55:16.000 Oh, Jesus!

00:55:19.000 I just don't.

00:55:20.000 This is like snuff porn, but for arms.

00:55:22.000 Put it back on.

00:55:24.000 You're gonna get a lot of complaints.

00:55:26.000 This ain't good.

00:55:28.000 Oh!

00:55:29.000 Alright, I've had enough.

00:55:31.000 Any O-load yet?

00:55:32.000 I don't get how people could watch that.

00:55:36.000 Like, I never get it.

00:55:37.000 What do you mean you don't get it?

00:55:38.000 We just did it.

00:55:40.000 It's not like people are sitting there watching and eating a bowl of Cheerios.

00:55:43.000 No, my buddy Hodge will do that.

00:55:45.000 He'll watch, like, people dying, and he's like, huh.

00:55:49.000 That guy fell funny.

00:55:50.000 Yeah, I can't do that.

00:55:51.000 I hate that stuff.

00:55:52.000 It's like actual death, terrorism, blood.

00:55:56.000 When I was first moved to New York, there was a site called rotten.com.

00:56:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:00.000 I remember Rotten.

00:56:02.000 And even the webpage image, the landing image.

00:56:06.000 Oh, there was like heads ripped to total shreds.

00:56:09.000 Yeah.

00:56:10.000 Yeah.

00:56:10.000 And I remember I'd see something and you go, I probably don't want to see this.

00:56:14.000 Oh, maybe I'll click on it.

00:56:15.000 And then you'd click on it and you go, why did I do that?

00:56:19.000 Exactly.

00:56:21.000 You'd hate yourself.

00:56:22.000 Exactly.

00:56:23.000 I know this is taking a long time, folks.

00:56:25.000 Trust me.

00:56:26.000 I know what I'm doing.

00:56:27.000 Did you get it yet?

00:56:28.000 Look how long it takes to send a fucking 20 megabyte video.

00:56:32.000 I'm getting good at it, if you will.

00:56:32.000 You got it?

00:56:34.000 Okay, let's make this the whole screen.

00:56:35.000 Folks, Ryan is such a pussy when it comes to bugs that you should take me out of this.

00:56:42.000 No, you can see it there.

00:56:43.000 Yep.

00:56:44.000 That's a plastic or rubber cockroach I put on his desk.

00:56:49.000 Watch how he handles it like a man.

00:56:55.000 Tight by your phone.

00:56:58.000 I hate you.

00:56:59.000 *laughter*

00:57:05.000 Tarot terrible.

00:57:07.000 That's like there was this vice parody in Britain called Grape Ape?

00:57:17.000 The Rise of the Idiots?

00:57:20.000 Remember this?

00:57:21.000 Rise of the Idiots.

00:57:25.000 The guy had a name.

00:57:29.000 Dan Ashcroft.

00:57:30.000 Nathan Barley.

00:57:32.000 Yeah, Nathan Barley was this editor, and I think it was meant to be me.

00:57:38.000 It was a parody of me.

00:57:40.000 And I'm looking at this guy, the vice editor, what a dick he is.

00:57:45.000 And I'm like, this guy seems pretty funny to me.

00:57:49.000 But there's a clip where he's zapping his intern.

00:57:53.000 The idiot's self-adventing consumer slaves, oblivious to the paradox of their uniform individuality.

00:57:58.000 They sculpt their hair to casual perfection.

00:58:01.000 They wear their waistbands below their balls.

00:58:06.000 They babble into handheld twit machines about that cool email of the woman being bombed by a wolf.

00:58:13.000 Their cool friend made it.

00:58:15.000 He's an idiot.

00:58:16.000 Why are you showing it, Duman?

00:58:19.000 Look away for a second.

00:58:22.000 Welcome to the age of stupidity.

00:58:24.000 Hail the rise of the idiots.

00:58:28.000 Anyway, I can't find it, but that Nathan Barley guy, the vice editor, he oh, yeah, there he is.

00:58:34.000 Maybe it's in that one.

00:58:35.000 Keep scrolling.

00:58:40.000 Sugar Apes was the name of the vice magazine.

00:58:43.000 Oh, did it end?

00:58:45.000 This is episode one.

00:58:47.000 Okay, try episode one.

00:58:49.000 Try episode one.

00:58:53.000 Keep going.

00:58:54.000 His nerves get constantly tested by a fan.

00:58:59.000 Is that the zap?

00:59:02.000 Go back.

00:59:07.000 Yeah, this is.

00:59:08.000 This is it?

00:59:08.000 This is well this is one of the things he does.

00:59:13.000 This is exactly what I just did to you.

00:59:15.000 Pingu, coffee!

00:59:16.000 Love action.

00:59:19.000 Well, slide.

00:59:20.000 It was empty.

00:59:21.000 It was empty.

00:59:22.000 That's supposed to be you?

00:59:23.000 Yeah, I guess they were accurate.

00:59:26.000 Nailed it.

00:59:28.000 All right, sorry.

00:59:29.000 Let's get back to work here.

00:59:33.000 This is from Adam.

00:59:35.000 And he says, hey, Gavin and Archduke Faginand, a couple of things.

00:59:43.000 Actually, koalas aren't bears.

00:59:45.000 Okay, thank you.

00:59:47.000 Actually.

00:59:48.000 Number two, actually, when you breathe out, a large portion is made up of oxygen.

00:59:53.000 So when you breathe in another person's breath, it is still highly oxygenated.

00:59:58.000 That's how CPR works.

01:00:00.000 Warmest regards, Adam.

01:00:03.000 Okay, thank you, sir.

01:00:04.000 Swear to God, if it's the last thing I do, I'm going to get my hands around your throat.

01:00:13.000 This is from Charlie.

01:00:14.000 Latin music is ear aids.

01:00:17.000 Dear Gavin, and the Supreme Chancellor of the Fag Zone, Latin Music and Mariochi Music is one context-sized step above African stick music.

01:00:25.000 I'm writing this email angrily because I just had my ears sodomized by what I would consider bad Mexican yodeling and bunch fucking grown-ass men in public doing that stupid hoot and holler.

01:00:36.000 Yee, aye, bullshit.

01:00:38.000 It is fucking terrible.

01:00:40.000 All of it.

01:00:41.000 Marengue, fucking salsa, Cuban.

01:00:46.000 That's crazy talk.

01:00:47.000 Just too many instruments.

01:00:50.000 I appreciate the culture and I acknowledge people's choices in music.

01:00:53.000 However, as a musician, I think mariachi and fucking horchata, I was pretty sure that was a fucking milk drink, is primitive and requires no complex thinking or music theory.

01:01:02.000 There seems to be no organization to the music.

01:01:05.000 No drums to keep a rhythm.

01:01:06.000 Yeah, it's just like Of course, Ryan's context for this is a children's booth.

01:01:14.000 It's some of the most rhythmic stuff out there, Latin music.

01:01:18.000 No bass guitar for the low end and a bunch of fucking instruments that don't complement each other.

01:01:23.000 To top that off, there isn't any use of varying dynamics.

01:01:27.000 How loud?

01:01:28.000 Applied to the singing or the instruments.

01:01:30.000 Just a bunch of grown-ass men strumming their guitars as loud as possible.

01:01:33.000 A fucking trumpet tooting at ear rape volume and bellowing lyrics at the top of their fucking lungs into your ear.

01:01:41.000 Mariachi is a fucking street performer music.

01:01:43.000 Lots of swears here, Charlie.

01:01:47.000 Four guitars, a trumpet that is too fucking loud, and four guys singing at the top of their lungs corner you in the street and follow you around blaring this bullshit till you pay them.

01:01:57.000 Then some asshole decides to record this shit and sell it to retards.

01:02:01.000 Instead of singing along to the lyrics, just make a bunch of chimpanzee screeches in public.

01:02:06.000 It goes without saying that I'm a huge fan.

01:02:07.000 I just got off deployment on a ship in the South China Sea, which is totally fucked, by the way.

01:02:11.000 And I would try and download at least the free podcast or audio version of the show whenever we made port.

01:02:17.000 Your show got me through some dark times and has successfully red-pilled the majority of my Marines.

01:02:24.000 I appreciate how you can break down complex bullshit into stuff us retards can understand while still enjoying the show.

01:02:30.000 Thanks, that's very nice.

01:02:31.000 Music It's just like it's just like the sound of the ocean.

01:02:42.000 It's just sounds.

01:02:44.000 And every time, I remember when I used to try to give a shit about it, I'd be in the Northside taxi with Puerto Ricans in Williamsburg, Brooklyn.

01:02:52.000 Oh, it's marenge.

01:02:52.000 I go, what is this?

01:02:54.000 Is it marengue?

01:02:54.000 Yes, but who's the artist?

01:02:56.000 Yes, but who, what's his name?

01:02:58.000 Oh, marenge.

01:02:59.000 So when you go to the store to buy CDs, this is back when there were CDs, you just like buy five marenge CDs.

01:03:06.000 You don't care what they are?

01:03:09.000 How are we doing for time?

01:03:10.000 How long have we been chatting for?

01:03:12.000 We're at an hour.

01:03:13.000 Oh, three.

01:03:16.000 Christopher has a picture of, he's made a Gavin meme.

01:03:21.000 Some nice pants you got there.

01:03:23.000 Be a shame if someone jizzed on them.

01:03:28.000 I think your joke would have worked better if you were to say if someone were to jizz on them.

01:03:34.000 So that's a failure.

01:03:39.000 Went to check for the new t-shirts and the shop is down.

01:03:42.000 I'm sure this is a five.

01:03:43.000 Yes, we're still working on that.

01:03:44.000 Thanks for the heads up three weeks after it happened.

01:03:50.000 This is from Grant.

01:03:51.000 I can already tell it's going to be flattering, so I'm inclined to read it.

01:03:54.000 Your analysis of women is profound and insightful.

01:03:56.000 I don't have your exact taste, but where our spectrums cross, my friend, you're right on the money.

01:04:02.000 When you talk about imperfections and how it soothes the soul and is aesthetically pleasing, I cannot agree more.

01:04:08.000 Demi Lovato.

01:04:11.000 I feel as though you understand my thinking when you speak about her.

01:04:14.000 I don't have words to describe how you have read my mind.

01:04:16.000 I'm a fag for you when you speak of women in their beauty.

01:04:19.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:04:20.000 Yeah.

01:04:21.000 Katy Perry is objectively hotter than Demi Lovato.

01:04:25.000 Lady Gaga is objectively hotter than Demi Lovato.

01:04:28.000 I would rather fuck Ryan than have a threesome with Lady Gaga and Katy Perry.

01:04:32.000 I feel nothing.

01:04:33.000 This girl is a slightly chubby tart who's trashy and looks like she wasn't in the in crowd in high school.

01:04:45.000 And it's coconut smashers all the way.

01:04:48.000 Turn it up.

01:04:53.000 She's super tacky.

01:04:55.000 She reminds me of how slutty girls are on Halloween.

01:04:58.000 Right.

01:04:59.000 That's a good point.

01:05:00.000 I'm a 10 out of 10, don't you ever forget it?

01:05:03.000 I'm my own world spread.

01:05:05.000 Look, she's a fat pig.

01:05:07.000 She has to wear a trench coat to hide her gigantic ass.

01:05:10.000 And I'm thrilled.

01:05:14.000 Let's see her without makeup.

01:05:16.000 I like her double chin, too.

01:05:21.000 Let's have a demi levato moment, shall we?

01:05:23.000 Without makeup.

01:05:24.000 Un pollo loco.

01:05:30.000 Oh my god.

01:05:31.000 Stunning.

01:05:33.000 Go up top there?

01:05:33.000 Stunning.

01:05:35.000 Fantastic.

01:05:37.000 Gorgeous.

01:05:38.000 Look at that one in the other right there.

01:05:42.000 Breathtaking.

01:05:43.000 She is.

01:05:44.000 Whoa.

01:05:46.000 I bet you're cheating there, Demi.

01:05:48.000 You have a little bit on.

01:05:49.000 You think there's like...

01:05:54.000 Wait a minute.

01:05:54.000 She looks better without makeup in that big picture.

01:05:57.000 How'd she get so fat?

01:05:59.000 Is her makeup butter?

01:06:02.000 And by with makeup, we mean eating butter for a year.

01:06:08.000 God damn it, okay.

01:06:14.000 This is from Kayla.

01:06:16.000 She says, hey, Gavin, check this video.

01:06:17.000 Was wondering your opinion on this washed up.

01:06:20.000 I must have pushed the wrong button.

01:06:20.000 Whoops.

01:06:22.000 On this.

01:06:23.000 Was wondering your opinion on this washed up art major old dried-up feminist hag.

01:06:27.000 Starts around 5.50.

01:06:29.000 And girls.

01:06:30.000 Like you more than a friend.

01:06:33.000 She's calling us.

01:06:36.000 She would turn like that.

01:06:37.000 And like, as school's getting out, she's like, I've got to get the new biles.

01:06:41.000 I'm going to get the new biles.

01:06:43.000 What did she mean by that?

01:06:44.000 And what did you witness?

01:06:46.000 So several times, I was in the car with her.

01:06:49.000 And she would ask the driver to stop the car.

01:06:52.000 And she'd dash across to the school or the park or wherever she was going.

01:06:56.000 And she would like write down her phone number for a child, a young girl.

01:07:00.000 And then I'd see that child at the house.

01:07:03.000 And she'd say, they're auditioning.

01:07:04.000 You know, I found a model in the park.

01:07:06.000 And I thought it was really strange because I did see a couple girls in braces.

01:07:09.000 And I've never seen a model with braces.

01:07:12.000 Of course, it was a ruse.

01:07:14.000 Epstein claimed to help manage Victoria.

01:07:17.000 Yeah, she's annoying.

01:07:18.000 She makes me want to defend Epstein.

01:07:21.000 This is from Michael.

01:07:22.000 I hate the way she has her paintings behind her, too, making a little ad.

01:07:28.000 And surely the director would go, ah, that's kind of tacky.

01:07:30.000 We're not doing a commercial for your paintings.

01:07:32.000 You can have one in the background, I guess, but we're not laying them out here like a portfolio.

01:07:37.000 Bet you the director of that segment was a woman.

01:07:40.000 This is from Mike.

01:07:41.000 COVID celebrity deaths.

01:07:43.000 If COVID is such a serious global pandemic, why haven't we heard of any major celebrity or public figure that died, not got it, but died from COVID?

01:07:55.000 Not only in the United States, but all of planet Earth.

01:07:57.000 What is happening is self-evident.

01:07:59.000 Why hasn't anyone mentioned this?

01:08:00.000 And they say things like, plenty of celebrities have died.

01:08:03.000 Look at your own fucking Herman Cain.

01:08:05.000 He just died.

01:08:06.000 Herman Cain had stage four colon cancer.

01:08:09.000 So yeah.

01:08:11.000 The only person that died where they didn't force COVID down your throat was, of course, George Floyd.

01:08:20.000 He had COVID and they said, no, it was the knack.

01:08:23.000 But go back, who the fuck are these people?

01:08:25.000 Nick Cordero.

01:08:26.000 Nick Cordero, never heard of him.

01:08:29.000 Probably does acting.

01:08:31.000 John Prine, I remember that guy.

01:08:33.000 73?

01:08:35.000 Are we sure it was COVID?

01:08:39.000 That guy's got a great song.

01:08:42.000 Do you know the song?

01:08:43.000 About his girlfriend caught him sniffing her undies?

01:08:50.000 Sniffing my undies.

01:08:55.000 In spite of ourselves.

01:08:58.000 Try to find the old one, though.

01:09:03.000 No?

01:09:03.000 That's someone doing a cover, you stupid fucking idiot.

01:09:06.000 That's the first one that popped up there.

01:09:08.000 Yep.

01:09:09.000 Why would you do the first one that popped up?

01:09:10.000 And you just saw his face in the article, so you'd know that that's not him.

01:09:32.000 She don't like her rigs already.

01:09:35.000 She thinks crossing her legs is funny.

01:09:38.000 She looks down, knows that money.

01:09:41.000 She gets it on like the Easter bunny.

01:09:44.000 She's my baby.

01:09:46.000 I'm her honey.

01:09:47.000 I'm never gonna let her go.

01:09:52.000 He ain't got late in the month of Sundays.

01:09:55.000 Caught him once and he would sniff my honey.

01:09:58.000 Ain't too sharp, but he gets things done.

01:10:01.000 Drinks his beer like toxic.

01:10:05.000 He's my baby, and I'm his honey.

01:10:08.000 Never gonna let him go.

01:10:12.000 In spite of ourselves, we'll end up sitting on a rainbow.

01:10:18.000 Great jam.

01:10:20.000 I could cry right now.

01:10:22.000 That was only 20 years ago, that song, by the way.

01:10:24.000 You think of it as like a 1940s, 50s thing.

01:10:27.000 All right, we're winding up here, folks.

01:10:31.000 But I'm so vain that right when I go to leave, I'll check the one last email and I'll see compliments and go, well, maybe we could squeeze in another one.

01:10:38.000 We do have a little bit of time.

01:10:38.000 I don't know.

01:10:42.000 This is from Chris, Gav Dog.

01:10:44.000 No mention of Ryan whatsoever.

01:10:47.000 This letter is not for you.

01:10:49.000 Dang it.

01:10:50.000 So this is, there's like, hey, Gavin and Ryan.

01:10:52.000 That's your ideal scenario.

01:10:53.000 No, your ideal scenario is, hey, Ryan.

01:10:55.000 Right.

01:10:56.000 Second, hey, Gavin and Ryan.

01:10:58.000 Then, hey, Emperor Gav, God of the Fag Zone or something.

01:11:02.000 So now it's an insult, but at least you exist.

01:11:04.000 This is none of those.

01:11:06.000 This is just Gav Dog.

01:11:06.000 I'm not there.

01:11:08.000 Just a pure.

01:11:10.000 Not Gav comma dog.

01:11:11.000 No, one entity, a Gav Dog.

01:11:14.000 A singular dog of Gav.

01:11:16.000 Just got hit with my dream last night.

01:11:18.000 I think I was a bodyguard.

01:11:19.000 Interesting.

01:11:21.000 What do you think it means?

01:11:24.000 I would like to commend you again for all the wonderful content provided by yourself and the other supremely talented outcasts on Censor.tv.

01:11:34.000 after watching two GOML episodes in Kangaroo Boy, we could settle on a name for him.

01:11:42.000 I'm edging towards Kangaroo Jack because we get to pin that movie on him.

01:11:47.000 That's pretty good.

01:11:48.000 That's like a mob-level nickname.

01:11:51.000 I just finished almost four hours of content in a row and it felt like 10 minutes.

01:11:55.000 Another thing, I know we all love to pick on Ryan.

01:11:59.000 Ah, shit, he mentioned.

01:12:00.000 I mean, look at him.

01:12:01.000 He's pimping.

01:12:04.000 But I would like to express how funny he is.

01:12:06.000 Oh, man.

01:12:07.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

01:12:09.000 I think we get the idea where this letter is going.

01:12:11.000 We can go to the next one, right?

01:12:12.000 No, no, we should at least hear the guy out.

01:12:16.000 He worked hard.

01:12:17.000 He's a new subscriber, and he watches.

01:12:19.000 We got the message.

01:12:20.000 He likes the show.

01:12:22.000 But he likes certain things about the show.

01:12:24.000 I would like to express how funny he is, and I really enjoy him on the show.

01:12:28.000 Good afternoon, guys.

01:12:30.000 He's a talented motherfucker.

01:12:32.000 Even if he did take over five blocks of a city, barricade it off, and claim it as an autonomous nation known as the Fag Zone.

01:12:39.000 He's a fag.

01:12:40.000 This was just incredibly gay of him.

01:12:42.000 P.S. When Ryan's face was left imprinted on your sunburned stomach, I cracked up laughing so hard, I couldn't believe it worked so well.

01:12:51.000 Is there any way that could be turned into a weird t-shirt?

01:12:54.000 I guess, yeah.

01:12:55.000 You know how we can make that a t-shirt?

01:12:57.000 We could smush your face on our photocopier and then just show my belly.

01:13:02.000 It could be the belly of the shirt because they censored.tv look like this could be like an illusion that it's all wrinkled up.

01:13:09.000 That's great.

01:13:10.000 And then you could have a fake sunburned stomach with Ryan's face.

01:13:13.000 That's pretty good.

01:13:14.000 By the way, are you getting all these other video drops that people send in?

01:13:18.000 Like the corrections officer who said, you get an aneurysm on the toilet.

01:13:22.000 You never know.

01:13:23.000 I got a list.

01:13:23.000 And you got the Dinesh D'Souza toad?

01:13:25.000 Those will be done today.

01:13:30.000 Now I have to keep reading until someone insults you.

01:13:33.000 Dear Gavin and the apparent literal mayor of the flag zone.

01:13:38.000 I don't know if that was on purpose or not.

01:13:40.000 You have hurt me today.

01:13:43.000 Just so Ryan knows, he got it backwards when he said if he had two earrings, it would be gay.

01:13:48.000 On the contrary, if you have one earring, especially on the left, that makes you gay.

01:13:54.000 I was here.

01:13:55.000 It's a joke.

01:13:56.000 I swear I saw that and said to myself, holy shit, he is the mayor of the fag zone.

01:14:00.000 Just thought maybe he'd like to know I like you more than a friend.

01:14:02.000 Well, he ain't that straight.

01:14:03.000 Yeah, that sounds pretty right.

01:14:06.000 Where is your diamond earring today?

01:14:08.000 Cubic zirconium is on the left.

01:14:10.000 Let's see.

01:14:11.000 You're still wearing it?

01:14:12.000 Left ear.

01:14:13.000 Yeah, what left earring meaning?

01:14:15.000 I didn't notice it.

01:14:16.000 Means straight, masculine, smart, and dominant.

01:14:21.000 Kidding.

01:14:21.000 I made that up.

01:14:23.000 Why did we grow up thinking a piece and on the right ear was guy?

01:14:27.000 Complications of the gay earring, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:14:30.000 Let's see, which ear?

01:14:31.000 If you have an earring in your right ear, means you're gay.

01:14:34.000 Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

01:14:39.000 Hey, guys, I don't know if you're a watch guy.

01:14:40.000 I've been a watch guy.

01:14:41.000 Do your smartwatch is gay.

01:14:42.000 Yes, they're stupid and lame.

01:14:44.000 Why do you need to get, I hate Turn off all your notifications on everything.

01:14:51.000 When you have time, check your texts.

01:14:54.000 See if you missed some calls.

01:14:55.000 See what's happening.

01:14:57.000 You don't like people shouldn't be able to get to you just like that.

01:15:00.000 Like you're a fucking McDonald's.

01:15:02.000 Turn off 100% of your notifications on everything.

01:15:05.000 Check your email when you can.

01:15:07.000 Check your texts when you can.

01:15:11.000 If you're driving, you can't do anything about it.

01:15:13.000 They could say, my house is on fire.

01:15:14.000 Sorry, I can't help you.

01:15:17.000 Does that Sid Vicious doll have his cock in a cock sheath?

01:15:22.000 I just noticed that.

01:15:26.000 No.

01:15:27.000 He doesn't have like a ball pad?

01:15:31.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

01:15:33.000 No, he kept falling.

01:15:36.000 So he's sitting on a little container that is origami.

01:15:44.000 It's like ceramic, but it's made to look like origami.

01:15:50.000 Possibly drugs.

01:15:53.000 So I leaned him up against it, but then over time he's fallen and it looks like his dick.

01:15:57.000 A cock sheet.

01:15:59.000 You're right, though.

01:15:59.000 That is distracting.

01:16:01.000 Don't mean maybe.

01:16:03.000 Never gonna let her go.

01:16:06.000 There, that's better.

01:16:08.000 All right, let's do one more, and it's time to leave.

01:16:13.000 Mark Ruffalo bumper sticker.

01:16:16.000 This is from Emmy.

01:16:17.000 Hey, Gav, saw this bumper sticker in front of me the other day, and it begs the question, who's a bigger fag?

01:16:22.000 Mark Ruffalo or the guy with the Mark Ruffalo for president bumper sticker?

01:16:25.000 Well, that's obviously easy.

01:16:27.000 I'm glad we're ending on a nice and easy one.

01:16:29.000 The guy with the Mark Ruffalo bumper sticker is much gayer than Mark Ruffalo, which is 101.

01:16:37.000 I mean, Mark Ruffalo is the shittiest, lamest douche tool in the world.

01:16:43.000 And if you want him for president, I would be scared to touch you in case my finger exploded.

01:16:48.000 I felt ugly.

01:16:48.000 I felt gay.

01:16:50.000 You're a radioactive douche.

01:16:54.000 And if you are that, and if you work with someone like that, let them know.

01:16:59.000 Go, hey, man, I couldn't help but notice that you have a Mark Ruffloe for President Bumpersticker.

01:17:04.000 He's the biggest douche on earth.

01:17:06.000 It'll feel good to say that.

01:17:08.000 Now, you might get in trouble.

01:17:09.000 So what?

01:17:10.000 Get fired.

01:17:11.000 Get in trouble.

01:17:12.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 07, 2020

S02E195 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP - PART TWO [2020-08-07 - S02E195 - SUMMER MAILBAG CATCH UP - PART TWO]

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