Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E38

00:00:43.000 One flow, good to go, one flow, good to go.

00:00:48.000 That was Curtis Mantronic.

00:00:50.000 Mantronic.

00:00:51.000 You know how David Banner, the producer, goes, David Banner, David Banner, dint, dint, or DJ Khaled.

00:00:59.000 Yeah, DJ Klue, Klue, Klue.

00:01:02.000 Curtis Mantronic started all that.

00:01:04.000 He's a remix.

00:01:05.000 He was a DJ at parties in Calgary, Canadian guy.

00:01:08.000 Born and raised in Jamaica, but I think he's Arabic.

00:01:10.000 And a very multicultural chap.

00:01:12.000 And I think he invented the whole concept of, I'm going to yell my name because I remixed this song and made it way better.

00:01:17.000 So now I'm partly a musician.

00:01:20.000 A producer is a musician.

00:01:21.000 And an engineer is a musician.

00:01:24.000 And then they became rock stars.

00:01:26.000 And now every Curtis Mantronic remix says, you are listening to the sound of Curtis Mantronic.

00:01:32.000 Actually, my back tattoo is kind of based on the jellyfish that's on the Curtis Mantronic album Rock the Beat Electro or something like that.

00:01:45.000 For no particular reason.

00:01:48.000 I just liked it at the time.

00:01:49.000 No, it's a jellyfish.

00:01:51.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:01:52.000 Oh, I shouldn't be.

00:01:55.000 I've always been really into jellyfishes.

00:01:59.000 But yeah, that song is a jam.

00:02:01.000 Play a little bit more of it.

00:02:02.000 One flow.

00:02:03.000 Good to go.

00:02:04.000 One flow.

00:02:05.000 EPMD is Eric Parrish.

00:02:09.000 Parrish.

00:02:10.000 Eric Sermon.

00:02:12.000 Parrish, I heard, yeah.

00:02:13.000 Eric Sermon and Parish someone.

00:02:15.000 the original song blows.

00:02:27.000 Like, you can imagine hearing that at a club and everyone just going the nanays.

00:02:35.000 Okay, now play the original.

00:02:38.000 APMD Strictly Business.

00:02:41.000 Strictly Business is the album though, but let's see if they...

00:02:52.000 No, but when you hear the rapping, it's so dull.

00:02:59.000 Your mic gets shot.

00:03:01.000 Did you get shot, sir?

00:03:02.000 Are you really going?

00:03:05.000 Trying to answer to the master or the MT rap father.

00:03:08.000 No joke on the lyrics.

00:03:09.000 I love EPMD.

00:03:11.000 That song reeks.

00:03:12.000 Reminds me of Mace.

00:03:13.000 Can you tilt this monitor a little bit here?

00:03:17.000 I like this song, Don't Play Me, Play the Next Man, where he says, Of course, you was messing with the boss.

00:03:22.000 Not Bruce Bringstein, your posture will Porsche.

00:03:24.000 Remember, when you came home one night and me and D-Way were home watching the Mike Tyson fight, I said goodbye, give you a couple of kisses.

00:03:30.000 I'll keep the coat I didn't buy you for Christmas.

00:03:32.000 You came home from a fancy restaurant, came in acting all nonchalant.

00:03:37.000 Your makeup smudged, your hair messy.

00:03:41.000 Remember Slick Rick?

00:03:42.000 Remember Michael Eric Dyson quoting NWA in that Michelle Malkin debate?

00:03:46.000 I think so.

00:03:46.000 Got it bad because I'm brown.

00:03:48.000 Messing with me because I'm a teenager with a little bit of gold and a pager.

00:03:54.000 He rapped a lot of it, didn't he?

00:03:55.000 I think I'm the first person he's done that to who knows the album and the song and can rebuke it.

00:04:01.000 Rebuke an example of them being complete assholes who deserve to be hassled by the police.

00:04:09.000 He rapped that for a long time.

00:04:11.000 He did like two verses.

00:04:11.000 I know.

00:04:13.000 Yeah, I think he made up a verse.

00:04:14.000 I thought he was in NWA.

00:04:19.000 We got a fun show for you today.

00:04:21.000 No guests.

00:04:21.000 I have some bad news.

00:04:25.000 Homeless Gavin has quit.

00:04:27.000 Today is his last show.

00:04:29.000 What's he talking about today?

00:04:32.000 I think, and don't quote me on this, but he's talking about, you know, well, I mean, first of all, let's give a little homage.

00:04:42.000 You know, let's take a second here.

00:04:44.000 He had long hair, talked about just about everything.

00:04:47.000 He talked about pranks, music.

00:04:49.000 This time he's talking about woman versus snake.

00:04:52.000 Woman versus snake.

00:04:54.000 Wow, he's really dialing it in on the last step, isn't he?

00:04:57.000 Woman versus snake.

00:04:59.000 He's like Mitch Hedberg.

00:05:02.000 Why do we have snakes?

00:05:06.000 Okay, let's just dial.

00:05:07.000 Oh, I thought it was kind of interesting here in today's New York Post.

00:05:11.000 Worst deal ever.

00:05:13.000 Epstein had sex then while serving jail time.

00:05:15.000 Oh, I see.

00:05:17.000 Yeah, they're talking about the NYPD.

00:05:19.000 I don't know if their top brass was involved in some of his sex camp, but Epstein was allowed to come in, check into jail at night, sleep there, and then check out in the morning and leave.

00:05:33.000 So your punishment for raping children is an uncomfortable bed?

00:05:38.000 Yeah, no.

00:05:39.000 That's not what we do.

00:05:40.000 But if the deal was about him only getting five years so he can give up everyone else, I'm very open to that because it's more people being punished.

00:05:50.000 It's a tricky thing, this justice.

00:05:52.000 And as I'm learning with the Proud Boys and their imminent sentencing, it's bizarre the way this machine works.

00:05:58.000 And it's got zero to do with justice.

00:06:01.000 Like one of the Proud Boys is facing the exact same charges as David Campbell.

00:06:05.000 We'll talk about David Campbell later on the show.

00:06:07.000 He's the Antifa kid who beat the shit out of an old Jewish man, strangled him and punched him, blood everywhere.

00:06:13.000 Cardiac arrest the man goes into.

00:06:15.000 He's taken away to the hospital where he nearly dies.

00:06:18.000 And then he starts beating up the cops and puts them in the headlock.

00:06:22.000 Can you imagine?

00:06:23.000 I talk to cops about that.

00:06:24.000 And I go, that's really going to screw him.

00:06:26.000 And they go, no.

00:06:28.000 They go, the only thing that really hurts you when you attack us, and I probably shouldn't be saying this, is spitting in our face.

00:06:34.000 That will fuck your charges.

00:06:35.000 But otherwise, they just go, Well, you chose this job, you should have seen it coming.

00:06:39.000 And then one of them showed me a scar from someone who bit his hand, and they didn't get in any trouble for that.

00:06:46.000 That's just the job, it's a tough job.

00:06:50.000 You got, you know, you get bit.

00:06:51.000 That's life.

00:06:54.000 Fucking cops, what a job.

00:06:55.000 What a job.

00:06:56.000 What a job.

00:06:58.000 Isn't it funny how I was thinking about this with cops the other day?

00:07:01.000 They're damned if they do and damned if they don't.

00:07:03.000 Like if they do their job as they did in DC and protect everyone, then they're helping the Nazis, facilitating Nazis.

00:07:11.000 Like at my thing.

00:07:12.000 Remember that lobster porn chick?

00:07:14.000 She was like, you, you are helping Nazis.

00:07:16.000 You are helping the proud boys.

00:07:18.000 You're proud boys.

00:07:19.000 She kept yelling.

00:07:22.000 Or if they do nothing, then they get in shit for, first of all, they never do that on purpose.

00:07:26.000 It's usually the mayor telling them to stand down.

00:07:28.000 But if they don't do enough, then they let a riot happen and they let all these people get killed or beat up or whatever.

00:07:35.000 They cannot win.

00:07:36.000 And I'll tell you what, every time I talk to a cop, and I like to ask him, do you want your son to be a cop?

00:07:41.000 They always say no.

00:07:44.000 They always say the job is done.

00:07:46.000 Meaning it's no longer, the cons finally outweigh the pros.

00:07:51.000 Yes, it's an awesome pension.

00:07:52.000 When you're 40, you could be making 80 grand a year for the rest of your life.

00:07:56.000 No longer worth it because you can't do your job.

00:08:01.000 I was talking to this one cop in Hell's Kitchen who told me that there's this lunatic kid that's just a fucking nightmare and he wishes he could just sort of delete her from the program, you know, take her out of his date, move her somewhere or something.

00:08:15.000 And she just makes this job hell every day.

00:08:17.000 She's just a bad person.

00:08:18.000 There's some kids who grew up on the wrong side of the tracks.

00:08:20.000 I believe there's some kids that are just shitty kids.

00:08:23.000 Anyway, she's about 14 and she's got these scissors.

00:08:28.000 And no, no, sorry, she had these scissors.

00:08:32.000 Some other guy got them.

00:08:35.000 And he comes up to the kid like this.

00:08:38.000 Sorry, the kid who took her, I'm doing a terrible job of this story.

00:08:42.000 Really bad.

00:08:43.000 I'm tempted to start the whole show over again.

00:08:45.000 This kid has scissors.

00:08:46.000 He's coming at the cop, right?

00:08:48.000 And the cop is going, what the fuck?

00:08:50.000 He goes, put those down, put those down.

00:08:50.000 What are you doing?

00:08:52.000 And the kid just keeps walking to him.

00:08:53.000 He goes, is this a death by cop situation?

00:08:56.000 Does he want me to shoot him?

00:08:57.000 I'm not going to shoot him.

00:08:58.000 And then the kid keeps getting closer and closer.

00:09:00.000 He goes, give me that fucking scissors.

00:09:01.000 Put him down.

00:09:02.000 He doesn't have his gun out, but he's about to take his gun out.

00:09:02.000 Put him down.

00:09:04.000 Eventually, the kid just puts him on the ground in front of him like a weirdo.

00:09:07.000 So then he puts him in his back pocket, and that's when he hears, oh no, this is Dianche's scissors.

00:09:13.000 She's the nut I was talking about at the beginning of the story.

00:09:16.000 The problem's only begun now.

00:09:18.000 So she goes, yo, you got my scissors.

00:09:20.000 Those are my scissors.

00:09:21.000 And he says, I'm not giving you scissors back.

00:09:22.000 Just get out of here.

00:09:24.000 Then a gang starts forming of like 25, 14 year olds going, yo, give her scissors back, motherfucker.

00:09:31.000 Give her scissors back.

00:09:32.000 And they start swarming in on him.

00:09:33.000 He's alone.

00:09:34.000 He goes, what am I supposed to do?

00:09:35.000 Start killing children?

00:09:38.000 And so eventually he negotiates, look, I'll give you the scissors back, but you have to get on the subway and go home.

00:09:43.000 Party's over.

00:09:44.000 School's out.

00:09:45.000 So he strikes that deal because it's better than killing children who are about to kill him.

00:09:50.000 And then they grab the scissors, start laughing at him, and 50 of them start smoking joints.

00:09:57.000 And they don't get on the train.

00:09:59.000 They still hang around right there in that little, under the bridge, under the overpass.

00:10:04.000 No respect.

00:10:05.000 So you know what he did?

00:10:06.000 What?

00:10:07.000 He says, fuck this.

00:10:08.000 I quit.

00:10:10.000 He had already gone past the 20 years to retire, and it was all gravy after that.

00:10:14.000 But he just, I think he'd been like 23 years in the job.

00:10:17.000 He just went, all right, now I can't do what I would normally do, which is start cracking skulls.

00:10:22.000 Imagine teachers down there.

00:10:25.000 It's just worthless.

00:10:26.000 It's just hopeless.

00:10:27.000 They've given up.

00:10:28.000 They don't take the scissors.

00:10:29.000 Oh, God.

00:10:30.000 They just stand there and watch the chaos from the sidelines.

00:10:33.000 We should put together a compilation of the teachers getting harassed by students.

00:10:35.000 There's tons of videos like that now.

00:10:37.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:10:38.000 Well, you have a culture at home where getting hit is the only form of discipline, getting the belt.

00:10:43.000 And then they come to another culture where they're told, oh, we don't speak like that in this environment.

00:10:47.000 And they go, fuck you.

00:10:49.000 Hit him, my mom.

00:10:51.000 Yeah.

00:10:51.000 My mom would have hit me by now.

00:10:52.000 Yep.

00:10:54.000 All right, I saw this was on the front page of Daily Mail today.

00:10:58.000 And it's Trump is caught at Jeffrey Epstein's sex farm.

00:11:05.000 Video Unearthed by Morning Joe shows Donald Trump partying in 1992 with Jeffrey Epstein, his pimp, Giselle Maxwell, and a bevy of models during private party at the pedophile's future hunting ground, Mar-a-Lago.

00:11:15.000 So you see that.

00:11:16.000 Keep going down.

00:11:17.000 God, you're good at leaving the scene of the crime.

00:11:20.000 You see that.

00:11:20.000 You see him laughing.

00:11:21.000 There's video, too.

00:11:22.000 Have you loaded it?

00:11:24.000 Because we don't want to watch commercials.

00:11:26.000 But there he is partying at the Pedophiles Hunting Ground, Mar-a-Lago.

00:11:31.000 There he is hanging out with them.

00:11:33.000 Show the video.

00:11:35.000 Got that queued up over here.

00:11:39.000 I thought it was going to be in the tweet.

00:11:41.000 It certainly looked like it.

00:11:44.000 But when I went to that page, this is the show that's not going well at all.

00:11:48.000 It was on the page?

00:11:49.000 Yep.

00:11:49.000 At the top of the page.

00:11:51.000 Oh, no, it was not.

00:11:53.000 So it's not at the top of that page?

00:11:55.000 Nope.

00:11:56.000 What if you click Daily Mail?

00:11:58.000 Like, just dailymail.com.

00:12:01.000 If you like this show, you can tune in and watch us on the internet.

00:12:04.000 Yeah, that should be...

00:12:08.000 Oh, okay.

00:12:08.000 It's on the front page of America.

00:12:10.000 So look at him.

00:12:11.000 He probably makes, he says, she's hot.

00:12:13.000 He makes some lewd joke, which is his want, and makes Jeffrey laugh his head off.

00:12:18.000 And by the way, this is a great way for men to bond.

00:12:20.000 This is seen as some sort of serial perversion, him making these rude jokes.

00:12:24.000 If a woman with a perfect big jelly watermelon ass gets on the elevator and then leaves and goes waddling out, you will look to the guy and go, whew, that was something else.

00:12:34.000 And now you've bonded.

00:12:35.000 It's not like you're both going, heha!

00:12:37.000 It's just acknowledging pretty ladies.

00:12:39.000 You know the song, sitting on the corner watching all the girls go by.

00:12:44.000 Now, you look back at that video and your first instinct is, oh, Donald Trump was part of the Epstein scandal.

00:12:51.000 They're at Mar-a-Lago, which Trump owns.

00:12:54.000 And to get into Mar-a-Lago, you need 300 grand.

00:12:57.000 Every rich person was at Mar-a-Lago.

00:13:00.000 So, of course, he was there.

00:13:01.000 And minor detail: Trump booted Epstein, permanently banned him when Epstein was inappropriate with a masseuse at the spa.

00:13:10.000 Oh, so it wasn't his hunting ground.

00:13:13.000 He may have gone there before he was banned to meet girls, but everywhere was his hunting ground.

00:13:18.000 He was a sexual predator.

00:13:21.000 And yes, Trump spoke to him and laughed.

00:13:25.000 So?

00:13:25.000 He spoke to a lot of people and laughed.

00:13:28.000 And here's the crazy part of all that.

00:13:29.000 So that's me being rational and seeing through the rhetoric and explaining to you what that really, what was really going on there through the Guardian.

00:13:35.000 The Guardian right there, oh sorry, The Daily Mail is doing activism.

00:13:38.000 That's not reporting a story.

00:13:39.000 That's pure activism.

00:13:40.000 And they've learned, they're all about what's salicious, what gets clicks.

00:13:44.000 They've learned that to lambase Trump gets clicks.

00:13:46.000 So they say, I'm going to make this into basically him and Epstein being partners in crime.

00:13:51.000 And it takes some curiosity and some tenacity to see through the bullshit.

00:13:54.000 But now that's going to lock in the incurious mindset and the people who hate Trump and hate people who love Trump, like me.

00:14:01.000 And they're going to go, they just, these Trump fanatics, I mean, he can rape kids.

00:14:06.000 He was part of the Jeffrey Epstein thing, you know.

00:14:08.000 And these Trumpers, they just, they're just able to totally ignore that.

00:14:12.000 No, we're able to look through the lies when he's framed.

00:14:17.000 Anyway, that's the most political it gets on today's show, mostly, except for the Antifa thing.

00:14:23.000 I saw this was on Daily Call and it interested me.

00:14:28.000 You ever be sitting in church and you get kind of bored and you can't really hear the guy and he's reading from the Bible, which is hard to understand, and you just think, I could ruin my life, my family's life, and permanently alter everyone's life here if I just stood up and went, God.

00:14:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:14:48.000 That is a terrifying urge.

00:14:49.000 Or using a racial epithet when some little black girl is on, I would obviously never do this and this hasn't crossed my mind, but if you were to do that, you've ruined her life.

00:14:58.000 Like, you've changed the course of about 100 lives.

00:15:01.000 Plus, it would be on the news.

00:15:04.000 And your mind wanders.

00:15:06.000 I was at a baseball game recently, and I was hung over, and I'd had some coffee to try to do it.

00:15:10.000 And I knew I had explosive diarrhea brewing.

00:15:13.000 And all the parents are sitting together, and there's the other team's parents.

00:15:17.000 And I thought, if I were to walk over to the bleachers that are right next to me and just stand up on the little sort of brick wall, pull my pants down and explode diarrhea on those other parents.

00:15:31.000 I'd go to jail.

00:15:32.000 I'm sure it's a serious charge.

00:15:34.000 Like a biological charge.

00:15:34.000 Yeah, like biological warfare.

00:15:40.000 So it's like these people who are licking the ice cream.

00:15:42.000 That's like a 20-year federal offense.

00:15:44.000 It's called food tampering.

00:15:46.000 It's a major deal.

00:15:47.000 And I imagine diarrhea-ing on someone is like really, really bad.

00:15:52.000 And it would get all over multiple people.

00:15:53.000 So it's multiple charges.

00:15:54.000 Yeah, it would be like attempted poisoning of seven people.

00:15:59.000 So I'm off to jail.

00:16:01.000 And then, of course, that story would spread like wildfire.

00:16:04.000 My children's lives would be ruined.

00:16:05.000 My wife would divorce me while I was in prison, of course.

00:16:10.000 And you're just like, I'm one fart away from ruining like 20 lives.

00:16:15.000 I had a subtler thought about a fart the other day.

00:16:17.000 I was walking to Starbucks and there was like this house with like a little porch and they're sitting on the porch.

00:16:20.000 I just thought it would be funny if they saw this.

00:16:21.000 I just thought it would be funny.

00:16:29.000 Well, that I've done.

00:16:30.000 That I've done.

00:16:31.000 Yeah.

00:16:32.000 One time I was in Montreal, some guy was walking on the street, and I ran in front of him, stopped, farted at him.

00:16:37.000 Not really at him, but you know, crunched down and then ran off.

00:16:40.000 Running his life.

00:16:41.000 That's funny.

00:16:42.000 That doesn't ruin anyone's life.

00:16:43.000 It actually makes their day.

00:16:45.000 Yeah.

00:16:45.000 You're going to be talked about for a while there.

00:16:48.000 Oh, that's great.

00:16:49.000 That reminds me when you were walking there.

00:16:50.000 Remember, we were talking about, I probably have too many tattoos, but if you had like this many tattoos without, say, these, you introduce yourself to people and they go, oh, what do they call you?

00:16:59.000 My name's Gavin, but they call me Tats or Mr. Tattoo.

00:17:02.000 A guy with like seven tattoos.

00:17:04.000 Like you.

00:17:05.000 You should say you're known as Tats.

00:17:06.000 Because I have three.

00:17:08.000 Yeah, I got one, two, like, yeah, like five or something.

00:17:12.000 That's not funny.

00:17:13.000 That's way funnier in my head.

00:17:14.000 Alright, so this is, someone was sitting in church board, realizing she could ruin everything for everyone, and she did.

00:17:39.000 Oh my God.

00:17:42.000 What is there, like 200,000 people there?

00:17:44.000 Yeah, just about.

00:17:47.000 It looks like they're playing before an ACBC concert.

00:17:51.000 I mean, I don't want to desecrate my own Roman Catholicism, and I'm not laughing at a priest being shoved.

00:17:57.000 But you're laughing.

00:17:59.000 That is just like so, it's shocking.

00:18:02.000 I'm sure the atheists don't see it as, they see it as like you or I getting shoved.

00:18:06.000 But when you're sitting there in the quiet church and this, I mean, that's kind of different because there's a quarter of a million people watching.

00:18:11.000 It's even more.

00:18:12.000 Look at that.

00:18:14.000 It's like the most unthinkable thing happening right in front of you.

00:18:17.000 She's smiling, too.

00:18:18.000 And it's the kind of thing that's going through your mind.

00:18:20.000 You know what else goes through my mind at church?

00:18:22.000 I'm embarrassed to admit.

00:18:23.000 What?

00:18:24.000 I'm looking at the backs of the heads of couples that are obviously still married and very faithful to each other because they're church-going.

00:18:32.000 The rate of divorce of church-going married couples is something like 7%.

00:18:36.000 Wow.

00:18:36.000 And in America, the divorce rate is damn near 50%.

00:18:40.000 I think it's like 45%.

00:18:41.000 And I just think, what's the best sex they've ever had ever since they met?

00:18:47.000 Like, I don't care if it's when they were 19.

00:18:48.000 Could I see a tape of it?

00:18:51.000 You know, I had a weird thought about watching couples fudge.

00:18:55.000 And it was when I was watching, I'll put the camera on me, Aladdin by myself last night.

00:19:01.000 I can't believe you went to Aladdin by yourself.

00:19:03.000 Are you the worst person?

00:19:05.000 That's how I bought a ticket to her.

00:19:06.000 I said, just a ticket for Aladdin.

00:19:08.000 She's like, just one?

00:19:09.000 I was like, yep, just a grown man watching Aladdin by himself.

00:19:11.000 And she smiled.

00:19:13.000 Yeah.

00:19:14.000 She smiled at you, not with you.

00:19:16.000 No, I believe it.

00:19:17.000 But it was one of the greatest movies I've ever seen.

00:19:19.000 It was really well done.

00:19:21.000 It wasn't based, but it wasn't PC.

00:19:24.000 And frankly, a lot of colorful things.

00:19:28.000 And no, but They're really attractive, that female and the male.

00:19:33.000 They just look like cartoons.

00:19:34.000 And so I was like, my three wishes would be for them to bone and for me to be her and then be him.

00:19:40.000 Those are my three wishes.

00:19:42.000 Oh.

00:19:43.000 I'm sorry.

00:19:44.000 When I said it was gay that you went to Aladdin, I didn't know that included you fantasizing about being a woman who is made love to by a hunk.

00:19:52.000 He's not even a hunk.

00:19:53.000 He's just like a Punjabi boy.

00:19:55.000 Wow.

00:19:55.000 Okay, now I can't make funny of him anymore because it's homophobic.

00:19:58.000 Well, it's a joke.

00:19:59.000 It's a joke.

00:20:00.000 Also, Jafar pushed the guy in a well, like he's in his lair.

00:20:04.000 And he pushes a guy into his well for water.

00:20:07.000 He can't use that well anymore.

00:20:08.000 Now there's just a human.

00:20:10.000 That's a great point.

00:20:10.000 I'm glad you brought that up on the show.

00:20:12.000 I think it's really important to get across to people that you found a hole in Aladdin.

00:20:16.000 Where there's genies.

00:20:18.000 You got your hole in Aladdin, as they'd say in Scotland.

00:20:22.000 Did they play Proud of Your Boy?

00:20:24.000 No.

00:20:27.000 Okay, here's another interesting story.

00:20:29.000 We have this culture where everyone's a winner and everyone rocks.

00:20:33.000 So this woman comes out in a wheelchair on the runway and she's a model, a runway model.

00:20:41.000 Now, women, modeling is one of the stupidest jobs in the world, but they do practice that stupid horsewalk they do, where they sort of clump, clump, clump, clump on every foot.

00:20:53.000 And that's your walk, I think it's called.

00:20:56.000 And they master that, and then they become famous models, and that's their job.

00:21:00.000 You can't be in a wheelchair.

00:21:03.000 You're not a model.

00:21:04.000 I don't understand this.

00:21:06.000 Like, when you remove all the things that make it special, it's no longer the thing.

00:21:11.000 Like, if everyone is good at baseball or if everyone is in the NBA, no one wants to watch that game.

00:21:16.000 So why am I watching a model in a wheelchair?

00:21:19.000 Do you have this?

00:21:19.000 Are you pulling it up?

00:21:20.000 What are you doing?

00:21:21.000 Oh, there she is.

00:21:24.000 And everyone's clapping.

00:21:26.000 You rock girl.

00:21:28.000 By the way, if you are going to do that, the woman pushing you should be hot.

00:21:31.000 She's like a five.

00:21:33.000 So anyway, she does that.

00:21:35.000 And then when she gets to the end, she gets off the chair and stands.

00:21:40.000 Have you got that picture?

00:21:42.000 It's in the article.

00:21:43.000 Just scroll down.

00:21:44.000 So there she is in a wheelchair.

00:21:45.000 She's not even very hot, by the way.

00:21:48.000 And she's with her ugly wheelchair pusher.

00:21:51.000 And she's got a bandaid on her foot.

00:21:53.000 What happened?

00:21:54.000 You hurt your foot?

00:21:55.000 I'm not walking.

00:21:56.000 I'm paralyzed from hurting my foot.

00:21:58.000 And then she gets up.

00:22:00.000 What the fuck?

00:22:00.000 Like, what is this?

00:22:01.000 A Jesus moment?

00:22:02.000 Was she healed?

00:22:05.000 And so there's a backlash where people go, ah, yeah, you got up at the end.

00:22:10.000 So that sucks.

00:22:12.000 But it also got me thinking, and then she starts explaining that, oh, I had a very serious leg injury and I can only stand for a few seconds and blah, blah, blah.

00:22:19.000 What the hell?

00:22:20.000 But then it got me thinking, like, we got to stop this shit.

00:22:23.000 We got to stop all this.

00:22:24.000 Everyone's a winner.

00:22:25.000 Everyone's a model.

00:22:26.000 Everyone's beautiful.

00:22:27.000 Everyone, all body types are perfect.

00:22:30.000 You're beautiful no matter what they say.

00:22:33.000 And words can't bring you down.

00:22:38.000 Oh, look, they show her foot injury.

00:22:40.000 It looks brutal.

00:22:41.000 Oh, my God.

00:22:41.000 What is that?

00:22:42.000 Three stitches.

00:22:43.000 Literally three.

00:22:48.000 And it reminded me of I was watching this show with little people, and it was this girl.

00:22:52.000 She was a very hot midget, which is still like a two.

00:22:57.000 But don't play it yet.

00:22:58.000 So her goal was to be a pop star, like a sexy pop star.

00:23:02.000 I've heard people say this.

00:23:03.000 I overheard a 48-year-old woman talking about getting her music career back and becoming a rock star again.

00:23:10.000 It's not happening.

00:23:11.000 You cannot do that.

00:23:13.000 Celine Dion did it.

00:23:14.000 She started at 13.

00:23:16.000 If you're a midget, you cannot possibly become a successful pop star where girls have posters of you on their wall.

00:23:23.000 Sorry.

00:23:24.000 So everyone just kept encouraging her.

00:23:26.000 That's the part I don't like.

00:23:27.000 This is what I love about New York.

00:23:28.000 People go, what's going on?

00:23:30.000 You look like shit.

00:23:30.000 Are you tired?

00:23:32.000 Or this guy I worked with in New York.

00:23:33.000 He had a huge cyst on his head.

00:23:36.000 And I go, what is going on with your head?

00:23:38.000 And he goes, oh, I don't know.

00:23:40.000 And some people mention it.

00:23:42.000 And he wanted me to sign my book.

00:23:44.000 It was when my book just came out.

00:23:45.000 So I drew him with a huge blump on his head.

00:23:47.000 And I go, get that lump off your head.

00:23:49.000 So he goes to the doctor.

00:23:50.000 And the doctor goes, that might be cancerous.

00:23:52.000 We got to get rid of that like now.

00:23:54.000 Oh, nice.

00:23:55.000 And then he comes back to work about a week later and he goes, you might have saved my life with that insult.

00:24:00.000 What can I do to repay you?

00:24:01.000 And I said, give me $45,000.

00:24:05.000 I wasn't lying.

00:24:07.000 I saved your life.

00:24:08.000 You got money?

00:24:09.000 Give me $45,000.

00:24:10.000 I'm sorry.

00:24:10.000 Is your life worth $30,000 Rolex?

00:24:14.000 And I want $16,000 just floating around for like some nice wine.

00:24:21.000 He laughed and I said, I'm not kidding.

00:24:23.000 And he never gave me the $45,000.

00:24:24.000 What a piece of shit.

00:24:25.000 What a dick.

00:24:26.000 He robbed me.

00:24:27.000 I should have called the cops.

00:24:29.000 Anyway, so this girl pursues this ludicrous goal.

00:24:33.000 And what happens?

00:24:35.000 She becomes a novelty act where she performs Britney Spears song as Little Brittany, Midget Brittany.

00:24:43.000 This is pretty low-res, I'm afraid.

00:24:50.000 I'm sorry.

00:24:51.000 But young girls, being a pop star, a lot of it is based on young girls want to be you, right?

00:24:56.000 No one wants to be a midget.

00:24:59.000 I'm sorry.

00:25:00.000 No disrespect to midgets.

00:25:03.000 At the end of this, does she grow up into a real person?

00:25:07.000 No, she strips.

00:25:08.000 Oh.

00:25:09.000 Now, within the paradigm of midget, she's definitely one of the most attractive ones I've ever seen.

00:25:14.000 But that's still not mainstream beauty.

00:25:16.000 That's, I guess, what I'm getting at here.

00:25:20.000 It's for someone.

00:25:22.000 Yeah, it's a freak show.

00:25:24.000 See, it gets to the point of exploitation.

00:25:27.000 Like, isn't this just a freak show?

00:25:29.000 And I'm not against freak shows, by the way.

00:25:31.000 In fact, at Vice's 10-year anniversary, I had midget tossing.

00:25:35.000 Oh, wow.

00:25:35.000 Yeah.

00:25:36.000 That's inclusionary.

00:25:37.000 It was fun.

00:25:38.000 It became illegal about a month later.

00:25:43.000 Got it right when it mattered.

00:25:48.000 So now she's given up on becoming a successful pop star, and now she's just a joke.

00:25:54.000 And she's called Booty B or something.

00:25:55.000 No, Tara Jolie.

00:25:57.000 I don't know.

00:25:57.000 This song is, maybe the song is Booty B, But now she just does like jokey sex videos.

00:26:03.000 Booty B is sweet like honeydew melon.

00:26:06.000 Your booties like Gallagher.

00:26:07.000 Smash the watermelon.

00:26:08.000 Booty B is rock hard.

00:26:09.000 A Gallagher reference right off the top.

00:26:14.000 Deep voice, huh?

00:26:17.000 Or they're usually squeakier.

00:26:19.000 Yeah.

00:26:20.000 I would think so.

00:26:25.000 Does she have a nice ass?

00:26:27.000 I mean, you have to be shapely, but your ass is directly related to your legs.

00:26:32.000 So you can't have like a huge hippo midget leg and then also a nice ass.

00:26:36.000 It doesn't.

00:26:38.000 A lot of what defines a good ass is what it does after it's an ass on the leg.

00:26:43.000 You know what I mean?

00:26:44.000 Yeah.

00:26:45.000 Like if someone, if a woman had pure elephant trunk legs and a great ass, she doesn't have a great ass anymore.

00:26:50.000 Yes, you're right.

00:26:53.000 So my point is, when this woman first said, I want to become the next Britney Spears, an honest person who's not wasting your time would say, well, that's clearly not going to happen, but maybe you could do covers and become a novelty act, or maybe you could do really rude, lurid hip-hop stuff where you make a joke and entertain people that way as a joke, because no one will take you seriously.

00:27:13.000 They'll take Peter Dinklage seriously as an actor.

00:27:16.000 He's the only one, but that's different.

00:27:17.000 That's acting.

00:27:18.000 You're pretending to be someone else who happens to be a midget.

00:27:21.000 Becoming a successful pin-up pop star is different.

00:27:26.000 Which brings me to my last question, and I don't have a visual for this.

00:27:30.000 Oh, no, sorry, this isn't the end of the subject, but this is my last question on it.

00:27:34.000 How do you feel, Ryan, as borderline retarded yourself?

00:27:39.000 How do you feel about when prom queens or prom kings have Down syndrome?

00:27:44.000 I don't think I've ever felt anything for that.

00:27:48.000 I could bring up some.

00:27:49.000 You should have a segment of the show called Ryan's Take where you admit you've never thought of anything.

00:27:54.000 I've not thought of that specifically.

00:27:55.000 You can't even think on how to have a hairdo that doesn't drive people insane with rage.

00:28:00.000 Right.

00:28:02.000 But, you know.

00:28:03.000 So maybe I'll make the question simpler for you to understand.

00:28:07.000 It seems nice that girl, it's probably a great memory for her, right?

00:28:13.000 But you're not the prom queen.

00:28:17.000 Oh, I see.

00:28:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:18.000 So it's fake.

00:28:19.000 Yeah.

00:28:20.000 Now, it's cool when that, remember that little boy was dying?

00:28:23.000 And he was Batman for a day in San Francisco?

00:28:25.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:28:26.000 And they had fake Batman.

00:28:28.000 No, he was Batman.

00:28:28.000 He was Batman?

00:28:29.000 Okay.

00:28:29.000 Thanks for correcting me.

00:28:31.000 And they had villains and stuff, and I think he prevents a bank robbery.

00:28:34.000 He is with Batman.

00:28:36.000 You can have holes in the logic if you're four years old.

00:28:38.000 He was with an actual Batman guy, and they both stopped bank robbers and arrested him.

00:28:42.000 And then they were on the front page of the paper, which was fake, and there was a big parade for him, and everyone loved Batman, and he was Batman.

00:28:48.000 That's obviously awesome.

00:28:50.000 And no one loses there.

00:28:52.000 It's not like actual Batman is going, that's fucked up.

00:28:57.000 They're making a mockery of me.

00:28:59.000 Yeah, that's stolen valor.

00:29:00.000 Stolen valor.

00:29:03.000 Yeah, we should do that on Halloween.

00:29:04.000 Just start harassing everyone, every kid dressed remotely militarily.

00:29:08.000 Do you think that's less annoying?

00:29:10.000 You know why I like that hairdo more?

00:29:12.000 Because it looks like what your hair would look like if you killed yourself with a shotgun.

00:29:16.000 If you put a shotgun in your mouth, that's what your hair would look like.

00:29:19.000 So that makes me feel good.

00:29:20.000 I got you.

00:29:21.000 Because I imagine you dying.

00:29:22.000 It looks Tennessee.

00:29:24.000 Not from Tennessee, but tennis-like.

00:29:26.000 Anyway, so you're not offering any contribution on whether...

00:29:33.000 I think it's cruel.

00:29:34.000 Because they know that it's just a...

00:29:37.000 That it's like, hey, good job, buddy.

00:29:42.000 They're retarded.

00:29:43.000 But what about the woman who was going to be prom queen?

00:29:45.000 Like, you just took her spot and she's the prettiest, most popular, nicest girl in school.

00:29:49.000 She's the queen of the school.

00:29:51.000 That doesn't exist anymore?

00:29:53.000 I mean, Drake was supposed to be in the cover of Rolling Stone, and then Philip Seymour Hoffman OD'd and they put him on the cover.

00:29:58.000 And Drake was like, yeah, but he OD'd.

00:30:00.000 Right.

00:30:01.000 And he's not a musician.

00:30:02.000 Right.

00:30:02.000 I'm a popular musician.

00:30:04.000 I was going to make it to the cover of the Rolling Stone after selling a billion albums.

00:30:07.000 And you put a dead junkie on the front?

00:30:09.000 I agree with him.

00:30:10.000 Yeah, me too.

00:30:11.000 And it's the same with Howard Stern's whackpackers.

00:30:14.000 Like, he had a girl, I think her name was Linda the Retard or something.

00:30:18.000 And he's changed, now her name is Lisa or Linda the Slow Adult.

00:30:22.000 But when you have people like Eric the actor or high-pitch Eric or even Bobo on that show, I mean, when is it exploitation is my question, I guess.

00:30:35.000 And it's a gray area.

00:30:36.000 Like, How's Your News was a show run by this guy who ran a camp for special people, not just kids, called Camp Jabberwocky.

00:30:45.000 And then he said, let's take them on the street and have them do news.

00:30:47.000 That was clearly not exploitation.

00:30:49.000 And I know the guy well.

00:30:50.000 In fact, I had them guest edit an issue of vice.

00:30:53.000 But sometimes with Howard Stern, it sort of drifts.

00:30:57.000 And that brings us to Bagel Guy.

00:31:00.000 Bagel Guy has not left the news since this went viral last week.

00:31:04.000 In case you live under a rock and you missed it, I'll just show you a bit of it.

00:31:08.000 Shut up.

00:31:09.000 It's okay for women to say, oh, you're five feet on dating sites?

00:31:11.000 You should be dead.

00:31:13.000 That's okay.

00:31:14.000 Who said that to you here?

00:31:16.000 Nobody.

00:31:16.000 Women in general have said it on dating sites.

00:31:19.000 You think I'm making that shit up?

00:31:21.000 Everywhere I go, I get the same fucking smirk with the biting lip.

00:31:26.000 Shut your mouth.

00:31:27.000 You're not God or my father or my boss.

00:31:31.000 So three people came.

00:31:33.000 Well, dude, you want to step outside?

00:31:35.000 Two people in that.

00:31:38.000 Yes.

00:31:40.000 You shut up, dude.

00:31:42.000 Just go ahead and attack me.

00:31:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:31:45.000 Oh, my God.

00:31:46.000 Polite guy says that he goes, what are you going to do?

00:31:48.000 Attack me?

00:31:48.000 And then the guy tags him.

00:31:50.000 It's sort of like, what's her name?

00:31:52.000 Dufran, Nicole Dufran, in the East Village of New York back in early 2000s.

00:31:57.000 This Puerto Rican black guy pulls a gun on her, and she goes, What are you going to do?

00:32:02.000 Shoot me?

00:32:03.000 And he goes, kills her dead.

00:32:06.000 Don't call people's bluff.

00:32:08.000 Yeah.

00:32:08.000 You don't got to back it up.

00:32:09.000 So this guy has become a viral sensation and he's all over the place.

00:32:13.000 And he went and did Jim and Sam's show.

00:32:16.000 And he is so dumb that its Betelgeuse levels mean.

00:32:21.000 And so they try to have a normal conversation with him, but he's so all over the map that they end up, sorry, but making fun of him.

00:32:28.000 And like Betelgeuse on Howard Stern, this white Betelgeuse interview is kind of exploitative.

00:32:37.000 I don't know.

00:32:37.000 Where are the SJWs, by the way, when it comes to any of this?

00:32:40.000 They're so worried about like someone saying the N-word in the 80s.

00:32:44.000 But if you're into social justice, isn't exploiting people with ADIQs, which is the same as Down syndrome, isn't that exploitative?

00:32:52.000 Now, Jim Norton's, I would consider him a friend.

00:32:54.000 Yeah.

00:32:54.000 And I love their show.

00:32:56.000 Me too.

00:32:56.000 So I'm not criticizing them.

00:32:57.000 Maybe that's why I'm biased.

00:32:59.000 I listen to it a lot.

00:33:00.000 Well, I'm not even making a decision on this.

00:33:02.000 I'm saying we should be aware of it, but it's a difficult thing to quantify.

00:33:06.000 So you watch some of this guy, and you tell me if this is a fun interview with a freak or exploitation.

00:33:12.000 Robio's hitting on a girl.

00:33:15.000 Puerto Rican.

00:33:16.000 We were hanging out at the marina, right?

00:33:19.000 So this woman's walking the door with the dog out.

00:33:21.000 I was like, look, that's me when I'm horning.

00:33:24.000 The whole fucking dog was rolling.

00:33:27.000 Fuck yeah.

00:33:28.000 Fuck yeah.

00:33:29.000 Just pause.

00:33:30.000 Yeah.

00:33:30.000 Did you catch any of that?

00:33:32.000 Yeah.

00:33:32.000 The dog was going.

00:33:34.000 He says, that's me when I'm horny.

00:33:35.000 The whole town was rolling.

00:33:37.000 And it's so unfunny that Jim Norton does his unfunny character, Chip.

00:33:40.000 Chip Chipperson.

00:33:41.000 Chip Chipperson.

00:33:42.000 He says, fuck yeah.

00:33:44.000 And he becomes Chip Chipperson because only Chip could find that funny.

00:33:48.000 And this guy, his mannerisms are so bizarre.

00:33:50.000 He does this fake laugh constantly, non-stop.

00:33:54.000 Like eyes wide open, not squinty.

00:34:01.000 Okay, go back, go back, go back.

00:34:02.000 So Sam keeps egging him on, and he keeps doing this weird fake laugh.

00:34:06.000 Yeah!

00:34:10.000 Yeah!

00:34:14.000 Did I try it?

00:34:15.000 It's like, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, right, yeah, yeah.

00:34:22.000 Just came back.

00:34:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:34:25.000 We watched them all this.

00:34:27.000 So when this was going on, you're going to see it pan.

00:34:31.000 Yeah, you're going to see it pan quickly.

00:34:32.000 And she's the bartender.

00:34:34.000 And you're going to see quickly she's giving somebody drink.

00:34:36.000 And she'd be like, she was loving it because I was ripping the fuck out of her.

00:34:39.000 You like seeing some bars get it.

00:34:41.000 So he said something.

00:34:42.000 I don't remember what it was.

00:34:43.000 And they're kind of laughing.

00:34:45.000 I'm like, wow, geez, that's funny.

00:34:48.000 I knew Shamu could do a lot of tricks, but I didn't know it could talk, too.

00:34:53.000 The fucking ball was rolling.

00:34:55.000 The ball was rolling.

00:34:56.000 I bet.

00:34:57.000 You could have just an average Italian man.

00:35:00.000 The whale, the whale.

00:35:01.000 The whale.

00:35:02.000 Blood bird.

00:35:03.000 I had a black friend and an overweight Spanish friend argue, and this was hilarious.

00:35:06.000 It's not a shock, is it?

00:35:09.000 Ah, Jim, got one in.

00:35:11.000 The Spanish guy goes, the fat guy goes to the black guy, you look like a zebra without the white stripes, right?

00:35:17.000 So the guy pauses, and the black guy goes, and you look like an elephant without a truck, dude.

00:35:21.000 Fuck all the way.

00:35:24.000 People bizarre.

00:35:26.000 You know what it has the vibe of for me?

00:35:28.000 Like when there's a, like, you know, Tony Soprano makes a joke and they just have to laugh.

00:35:33.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:33.000 Like that.

00:35:34.000 It's so profoundly uncomfortable seeing a slow adult fake laughing while they egg him on.

00:35:42.000 I mean, they're making fun of him.

00:35:44.000 It helps that he's a dick.

00:35:45.000 They're letting him, they're giving him the room.

00:35:47.000 They're like, you are the king of this show now.

00:35:51.000 Right.

00:35:51.000 You know, you and that's mocking him.

00:35:53.000 But but I did the same with Scary Perry, Windy City Heat, and the Perry Project.

00:35:59.000 He's exactly as smart as Scary Perry.

00:36:02.000 So I can't sit here and say, now I talked to Jimmy Kimmel about this, and I said, what about the part where Perry's had a car accident and he might have brain damage?

00:36:11.000 And Kimmel goes, his cousins are the exact same assholes.

00:36:14.000 His dad, everyone around him are the exact same racist, stupid, shitty assholes.

00:36:19.000 So we're just making fun of an asshole.

00:36:22.000 You got to choose your targets.

00:36:23.000 Kimmel?

00:36:24.000 No, no.

00:36:25.000 Perry, yeah.

00:36:28.000 Yeah.

00:36:29.000 I'm not like De Niro, baby.

00:36:32.000 That was really good.

00:36:33.000 So you got to choose your targets.

00:36:35.000 And that's the million-dollar question is what is the correct target?

00:36:39.000 That guy, by the way, later on in that show, he goes, can I tell a joke?

00:36:41.000 We can tell jokes, right?

00:36:43.000 This one's kind of salty.

00:36:44.000 And Jim goes, yeah, go nuts, go nuts.

00:36:46.000 This is his joke.

00:36:47.000 He says, what's the difference between a slinky and I believe he said N-word?

00:36:53.000 No, no, no.

00:36:53.000 I think he said black guy.

00:36:54.000 What's the difference between a slinky and a black guy?

00:36:57.000 They're both always falling down the stairs.

00:36:59.000 No, no, no.

00:37:00.000 They're both worthless until you throw them down the stairs.

00:37:03.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:03.000 No, they're both worthless until you throw them down the stairs.

00:37:06.000 Then it's funny to look at or something.

00:37:08.000 Something like that.

00:37:09.000 And then Jim was like, that was pretty bad.

00:37:12.000 I don't even think the worst racists enjoy watching black people fall downstairs.

00:37:16.000 That's not a thing.

00:37:17.000 No, that's psychopath.

00:37:18.000 Get these Negroes, make them fall downstairs.

00:37:21.000 I want them all falling down.

00:37:22.000 Martin Luther King can fall down a bunch of stairs for all I care.

00:37:25.000 I would laugh.

00:37:27.000 Weird joke.

00:37:28.000 And even Jim Norton goes, yeah, that's a rough one.

00:37:31.000 Anyway, this story keeps going.

00:37:33.000 And this goes back to the woman in the wheelchair.

00:37:34.000 It's all my same general point.

00:37:36.000 So it appears now that Bagel guy, what's his name?

00:37:39.000 Chris Chris Morgan.

00:37:41.000 Chris Morgan has inked a deal to fight the Hide Your Kids, Hide Your Wife guy.

00:37:49.000 TMZ reports.

00:37:52.000 Chris!

00:37:53.000 Yo.

00:37:53.000 The Infamous Net, how are you?

00:37:54.000 How you doing today, man?

00:37:56.000 Dude, you're standing right here.

00:37:57.000 You're funny serious.

00:37:58.000 What's up?

00:37:59.000 What is going on?

00:38:00.000 I heard.

00:38:01.000 Rumor has that you're doing a celebrity fighting boxing league or whatnot.

00:38:05.000 Celebrity leaves system rumor like that, but yes.

00:38:08.000 Celebrity boxing.

00:38:09.000 All right.

00:38:09.000 Look, he's already got a team of parasites.

00:38:11.000 Are you going to sign contracts?

00:38:12.000 Is that like Sal Sipola being one of them?

00:38:17.000 September 7th in the medicine is just training?

00:38:22.000 No, I don't need to train.

00:38:23.000 I'm okay.

00:38:25.000 Snatchers are tough.

00:38:25.000 I'm going to possess.

00:38:26.000 No training.

00:38:26.000 Just prepare.

00:38:28.000 You're not going to represent.

00:38:30.000 Who do you hope to fight against?

00:38:31.000 There's other people.

00:38:32.000 There's a possibility he may fight Antoine Dotson, who's a big deal with you guys.

00:38:37.000 We're talking.

00:38:38.000 We're open to fight anyone.

00:38:39.000 Great Sauce Media does a tremendous job, and we're going to see who's going to step up.

00:38:43.000 Look at these vultures, turkey vultures on top of the roadkill.

00:38:48.000 What is your strength for fighting?

00:38:50.000 One, two, three, four, five, six.

00:38:51.000 We don't have enough money for six guys.

00:38:54.000 Zest?

00:38:55.000 Zest sounds absolutely terrifying.

00:38:56.000 I mean, shall I watch out for your hook?

00:38:58.000 We watch out for the uppercut.

00:39:00.000 What's with the fat guy's hair?

00:39:03.000 That's a surprise.

00:39:04.000 No, that's the bandana.

00:39:05.000 Oh, and here.

00:39:10.000 Do you expect to be taunted?

00:39:10.000 Do you think they'll taunt you with like bagels or whatnot?

00:39:13.000 I never know.

00:39:16.000 You're doomed, little man.

00:39:18.000 I've fought big guys, like sparred with them in the gym.

00:39:21.000 You can't get to the head.

00:39:23.000 And they see it coming.

00:39:24.000 They see you trying to get up there.

00:39:26.000 And so they just punch you back down with their insane reach.

00:39:29.000 Your only hope is to go to the body.

00:39:30.000 But if the guy has a strong core, then you're just hitting him where he doesn't mind.

00:39:35.000 And he just gets to sit down and just nail you.

00:39:37.000 You're dead.

00:39:38.000 And Antoine Dodson has already done a celebrity fight where he won.

00:39:43.000 But to get back to exploitation, I think Antoine and White Beetlejuice might have the same cripplingly low IQ.

00:39:50.000 Antoine Dodson was on HuffPo Live, which is where I get all my news, wherein he explained that he's no longer into homosexuality.

00:40:00.000 He became a black Hebrew Israelite, which speaking of Richard Spencer and Jared Taylor and all these people that are the villains of the liberal world and they're going to take over America, black Hebrew Israelites are more racist and homophobic and anti-Semitic than any redneck you'll ever come across ever in your life.

00:40:18.000 They are black separatists.

00:40:20.000 They laugh at the Holocaust.

00:40:22.000 You know why?

00:40:23.000 Because they're not the real Jews?

00:40:24.000 It wasn't Jews.

00:40:25.000 They're the Jews.

00:40:26.000 So it was a bunch of stupid Nazis killing a bunch of random Europeans.

00:40:30.000 There's a new take.

00:40:31.000 I'm not familiar with that one.

00:40:33.000 I'm not denying it.

00:40:34.000 I'm just saying it's wrong.

00:40:36.000 But no one will ever criticize them because they're black and that would be racist.

00:40:40.000 So when racists are black, you don't criticize them.

00:40:46.000 So yeah, check out some of this interview with Antoine Dodson and get worried about him.

00:40:50.000 So tell me, you say you are, quote, no longer into homosexuality.

00:40:53.000 What made you change your mind?

00:40:55.000 Nice lips.

00:40:57.000 It's just that, you know, like, I've just been sitting at home.

00:41:00.000 I've been having a lot of free time to myself.

00:41:02.000 So I've just been sitting, reading a good book, the Bible, and stuff like that.

00:41:06.000 And I noticed that it has spoke that we should follow the laws and the commandments.

00:41:11.000 And I know that, you know, being gay is one of the commandments.

00:41:15.000 I don't know where people get that.

00:41:16.000 Be who you are, all this any other.

00:41:18.000 No, the Bible stakes against it.

00:41:21.000 So I'm like, you know what?

00:41:22.000 I'm just tired of the wickedness of the world.

00:41:24.000 I'm just tired of all the lies.

00:41:26.000 God, the Most High, get me right.

00:41:28.000 I don't care about him.

00:41:29.000 Just get me right.

00:41:30.000 And I feel like this is my way.

00:41:32.000 So Anton, you are literally trying to pray the gay way.

00:41:35.000 No, it's not praying the gay away because it can be lifted.

00:41:38.000 If you really want to change your life and just get rid of it, you can.

00:41:42.000 And that's what I'm doing.

00:41:43.000 I'm not saying that, oh, I don't have the memories of my past, you know what I'm saying?

00:41:48.000 Because I do.

00:41:49.000 And I see it every day in my mind.

00:41:51.000 But I'm trying to move away from that and become a better person.

00:41:54.000 That's all.

00:41:55.000 So now, I understand that you are reading the Bible and that you are now identifying as a Hebrew Israelite.

00:42:01.000 Is that true?

00:42:02.000 Exactly.

00:42:02.000 Is that mutually exclusive with being gay?

00:42:05.000 Yes.

00:42:06.000 Actually, no, it has nothing to do with that.

00:42:08.000 It's just that the law, being a, it's just following the laws and the commandments.

00:42:13.000 And that's for direct.

00:42:15.000 Let me translate for you.

00:42:17.000 She said, so what are you doing?

00:42:18.000 Showing that?

00:42:19.000 Just click that.

00:42:20.000 I'm not showing it.

00:42:22.000 She says, are they mutually exclusive, basically, being a Hebrew, Israelite, and being gay?

00:42:27.000 And he says, no, it's just the law.

00:42:30.000 And the law says you can't be gay.

00:42:32.000 So yes.

00:42:34.000 Now we're putting this buffoon into a ring with white Betelgeuse.

00:42:39.000 And we're charging tickets.

00:42:42.000 Like, I'm not saying I know the answer, but isn't that exploitation?

00:42:46.000 Where do you draw the line?

00:42:47.000 When are you too retarded to have a public fight?

00:42:52.000 When is having a midget sing about her booty exploitation?

00:42:56.000 When is it cruel?

00:42:58.000 When is having a retarded prom queen not actually very generous at all?

00:43:04.000 I thought you were going to say a producer.

00:43:06.000 A retarded producer.

00:43:10.000 And you leave yourself open for your own exploitation, like some huckster in a wheelchair can come out and ruin your fashion show.

00:43:20.000 All right.

00:43:22.000 Let's tune in with the very last appearance of one of our most beloved staff members, Homeless Gavin.

00:43:30.000 He is no longer a member of the show.

00:43:33.000 He's moving on to Greener Pastures.

00:43:35.000 He may return, I should say.

00:43:37.000 If I don't shave for four months, he'll be back.

00:43:40.000 Don't give it away.

00:43:41.000 Oh, sorry.

00:43:42.000 Let's talk to Homeless G. Women are badass.

00:43:53.000 Women have muscles.

00:43:55.000 Women can beat up snakes.

00:43:57.000 Business women, they can be sitting there doing their financial reports and then one day go, I'm going to go fight snakes.

00:44:03.000 I'm going to go fight 500 million year old reptiles and show them who's boss.

00:44:09.000 Because women are badass.

00:44:11.000 They're just as strong and as tough as men.

00:44:14.000 There's no such thing as gender.

00:44:17.000 And as far as danger goes, ladies got it a lot more than dudes.

00:44:22.000 Ladies can handle the danger.

00:44:25.000 So I know you see women as they're in an apron and they're making little cupcakes.

00:44:29.000 I see men in aprons making cupcakes.

00:44:32.000 I see women as throwing snakes around like little lassoes, like Indiana Jones.

00:44:38.000 Actually, he was scared of snakes.

00:44:39.000 He's a pussy compared to her.

00:44:41.000 So she's got Cher Khan.

00:44:43.000 Khan is what?

00:44:44.000 That's like a Sikh name.

00:44:45.000 I guess it's a Sikh snake.

00:44:47.000 He makes me seek.

00:44:51.000 There you go.

00:44:52.000 Just grab a python from prehistoric days.

00:44:56.000 Yeah.

00:44:57.000 I got him.

00:44:59.000 This is going great already.

00:45:00.000 So if you notice, he is pretty quick.

00:45:02.000 And she's not scared.

00:45:03.000 He's pretty quick.

00:45:05.000 What are you doing?

00:45:07.000 What are you doing, divorced woman?

00:45:08.000 Very long snake.

00:45:09.000 It's Shir Khan.

00:45:11.000 These snakes have 90 teeth in their mouth.

00:45:13.000 And they are sausage more like.

00:45:15.000 Once they lock down, you're not getting out of that bite.

00:45:20.000 What does he know about it?

00:45:22.000 We're going to put him in this box.

00:45:23.000 Let's just pick him up and kaboom.

00:45:29.000 Easy.

00:45:30.000 Just pop, just throw them, just pop them in.

00:45:32.000 Oh, well, that's.

00:45:35.000 Get that off.

00:45:36.000 Let's just start.

00:45:37.000 Just one second here.

00:45:39.000 I can just.

00:45:39.000 Okay.

00:45:40.000 Get that off.

00:45:42.000 Alrighty.

00:45:43.000 And let's just.

00:45:44.000 Get him in the.

00:45:45.000 Get him in the box.

00:45:47.000 Okay, that's around the neck.

00:45:48.000 Okay.

00:45:50.000 Can I get Gary Sausage out here?

00:45:52.000 If we could just...

00:45:58.000 And my chest hurts.

00:45:59.000 Grab it.

00:45:59.000 Okay.

00:46:00.000 Oh.

00:46:01.000 See them defecate like that?

00:46:03.000 I think they do that because...

00:46:08.000 So he's in his box.

00:46:10.000 That was nice.

00:46:10.000 Strictors like to wrap around you and compress.

00:46:13.000 So when he got around me, he started compressing, but I needed to control his head because his bite's a little bit worse.

00:46:19.000 It's very long, so he wrapped real good around me.

00:46:21.000 The best thing that you just did, the one thing that completely saves you.

00:46:24.000 Just pause.

00:46:25.000 Is this woman in the military in a nutshell, too?

00:46:28.000 Some woman is carrying a pack of 80 pounds and she can't handle it.

00:46:32.000 And then this guy, this other military, this Marine, this green beret has to sit there and go, actually, you did a great job.

00:46:41.000 One thing you did, you carried your pack through most of that mud and you did most of the exercise.

00:46:47.000 And that was actually awesome.

00:46:48.000 So I want you to know that you're the next top Marine in this battalion and we need you out there in Afghanistan protecting our brothers.

00:47:00.000 We're all going to die.

00:47:02.000 Let's see what he said.

00:47:04.000 Was that you had his head here and your arm stayed extended and you didn't panic.

00:47:10.000 That's the worst thing I've ever seen happen with a constricting snake at this park.

00:47:13.000 It really is.

00:47:14.000 I've never seen anyone.

00:47:15.000 I've never seen it actually be able to control someone's movement like that.

00:47:19.000 The snake was so aggressive just then, it actually had itself, but it was looking for her arm.

00:47:24.000 Had it been able to get in her arm, then we went to another level.

00:47:27.000 So I can tell you from my stance, that was almost dangerous.

00:47:31.000 Almost.

00:47:32.000 That was a unique situation.

00:47:35.000 This is people doing things that they're not meant to do.

00:47:37.000 You know what's a great example of this too?

00:47:39.000 Another woman, Anderson Cooper.

00:47:41.000 Anderson Cooper's mom, Gloria Vanderbilt, bought his career.

00:47:44.000 If you look at him on Wikipedia, there's all this crap about how he was recording stuff on a handheld camera that he gave to Channel 4 and they would broadcast it because it was citizen journalism.

00:47:54.000 They didn't have citizen journalists back then.

00:47:56.000 And Channel 4 didn't take random handheld crap from people.

00:48:01.000 That's not how that reputable news channel worked.

00:48:05.000 It was one of four channels in Britain.

00:48:07.000 They didn't just say, oi, get a handy cam and go out there.

00:48:10.000 We'd love to run it.

00:48:12.000 So Gloria bought him that career and bang, he's up there pretending to be a news person.

00:48:18.000 Luckily, journalism has become so depleted that he actually seems pretty normal.

00:48:23.000 But he's just like this chick.

00:48:25.000 She is a businesswoman who gets out there, almost dies, and every time something gets dangerous, she has to look at a man with experience and go, ah, yeah, I'm choking.

00:48:35.000 And he has to run over and grab the defecating snake and try to make it look good for the rest of us.

00:48:40.000 Can we stop lying about women, please?

00:48:53.000 So tomorrow is the vidcast.

00:48:55.000 And I know following all this gets complicated, but you'll eventually get the hang of it.

00:49:00.000 I'm the one who came up with it, and I still have trouble parsing through.

00:49:03.000 Thursdays is I do my audio podcast, which I now only do once a week, and that's Thursday.

00:49:09.000 But we also simultaneously live stream it on free speech.tv.

00:49:14.000 We'll do it at 2 o'clock, I guess, 2 p.m.

00:49:17.000 And there will be call-ins.

00:49:19.000 We will be taking calls.

00:49:21.000 So the audio of that will be released for free.

00:49:24.000 And then we'll have it, the black and white.

00:49:27.000 It's black and white to differentiate it from the other GOMLs.

00:49:29.000 We'll have that permanently on the site, but it'll also be live.

00:49:32.000 So if you've got some questions and you don't like to write out things like the mailbag, you can take care of all that tomorrow.

00:49:40.000 And I like it because it's a day I don't have to plan anything.

00:49:42.000 I just shoot the shit.

00:49:44.000 But speaking of, so before we get to my Antifa thing and the mailbag, I just want to go through a bit of bric-a-brac that's been piling up here.

00:49:54.000 Three things.

00:49:55.000 First, Ryan and I disagreed with this.

00:49:57.000 Some guy recorded himself breaking up with a girl on his dash cam, and I'm on the girl's side.

00:50:05.000 Now, I queued it up where I wanted it to be.

00:50:08.000 Basically, she's been diagnosed with something, but it's probably like bipolar disorder, or I don't know what it is.

00:50:14.000 But it's not cancer.

00:50:15.000 It's not a terminal cancer diagnosis.

00:50:17.000 It's some mental thing, and it could just be like ADHD or something.

00:50:21.000 You know, you can diagnose pretty much anything.

00:50:23.000 I'm sure if I went to a shrink, they'd have a million different things.

00:50:27.000 So she basically has been dating him for a year, and she says, shit, I got off the pot, and he says, I'm never going to marry you.

00:50:34.000 And she loses it.

00:50:35.000 And I totally agree.

00:50:37.000 He wasted a year of her time.

00:50:39.000 And if she's 29, she met him at 20, I'm guessing.

00:50:43.000 Sorry, I'm not guessing.

00:50:44.000 If she met him at 29, and this is now 30, and you took that 29, 30 year, they say the best years of her life for a reason.

00:50:51.000 She's going to be infertile soon.

00:50:53.000 So speaking of the lack of stigma when it comes to exploiting handicapped people, there should be more stigma on taking away a woman's late 20s.

00:51:02.000 You've killed her kids, and then those kids will never have kids.

00:51:06.000 You've essentially murdered a million people.

00:51:08.000 You're Hitler.

00:51:09.000 You committed genocide if you take away a woman's fertile years.

00:51:14.000 So if you out there have dated a girl at 25 and then dumped her at 30 or 31, she's never having kids.

00:51:20.000 It's going to take her a couple years to recover, a couple more years to find a guy.

00:51:23.000 It's hard to have a baby at 36, 37.

00:51:25.000 Yes, I know it's happened.

00:51:26.000 It's hard, okay?

00:51:27.000 Then they're not going to have kids.

00:51:30.000 How many millions of people did you just kill?

00:51:32.000 You're Stalin.

00:51:33.000 You're Mao.

00:51:35.000 You're Hitler.

00:51:37.000 Anyway, let's listen to Hitler's relationship fall apart.

00:51:41.000 And I wish I had more time to really process this.

00:51:44.000 That was the day-at-a-time thing.

00:51:49.000 But if you want an answer, I love you from the bottom of my heart.

00:51:57.000 But I'm not that great.

00:52:00.000 That doesn't mean I'm not gonna fuck you.

00:52:03.000 Hold on.

00:52:04.000 Take me home.

00:52:04.000 Go home.

00:52:05.000 I don't want to hear anymore.

00:52:06.000 Go.

00:52:06.000 No.

00:52:07.000 Get me home now.

00:52:08.000 I let you speak.

00:52:09.000 Go.

00:52:10.000 Take me home.

00:52:11.000 I don't want to hear a fucking word out of your mouth.

00:52:14.000 I don't want to hear one more fucking word out of your mouth.

00:52:17.000 Yep.

00:52:17.000 Here's the most feminist thing I'll ever say: men have a tendency in arguments to sound rational and normal, and women sound like lunatics, but she's right.

00:52:28.000 So I'm sure if you didn't speak English, you'd hear that and go, oh, death is crazy beach.

00:52:33.000 But she's saying, I don't want to hear anything out of your mouth.

00:52:35.000 We're not going to get married.

00:52:36.000 What's the point?

00:52:37.000 No, you're an apprentice for a plumber.

00:52:40.000 And then after a year of being an apprentice, he goes, you're never going to be a plumber.

00:52:42.000 You just drop your tools right there and walk out of the room.

00:52:44.000 Yeah.

00:52:45.000 I just think, actually, you're right on that.

00:52:48.000 Well, I'm changing my mind on that.

00:52:50.000 I don't think he's right for...

00:52:56.000 Well, yeah, you have nothing else good to say.

00:52:58.000 It's like dating someone that's terminally ill.

00:52:58.000 Why am I like that?

00:53:00.000 Why bother?

00:53:02.000 All I'm saying is that a year, that's your decision, but you can date somebody for a year and not.

00:53:08.000 What if he thought he wanted to marry her for eight months and then the next couple months, that's why she's asking?

00:53:14.000 She's like, you know, it seems like things are pretty shitty.

00:53:17.000 She clearly knew.

00:53:18.000 So if you know you're not going to marry a woman, then get out as soon as possible.

00:53:22.000 And 20 to 25, it's not that relevant.

00:53:25.000 You're not really wasting anything.

00:53:26.000 25 to 30 is crucial.

00:53:29.000 It's sort of like a woman who has a kid.

00:53:30.000 If a woman has a kid, you should be really sure you want to date her, and you shouldn't meet the kid for a year.

00:53:36.000 I like that advice.

00:53:37.000 Because the kid doesn't need to see...

00:53:43.000 He called his mother a stepfather factory.

00:53:44.000 These new kids new guys kept coming through like a regular assembly line.

00:53:52.000 Let me keep hearing it.

00:53:53.000 Okay.

00:53:53.000 We don't want to hear your opinion.

00:53:55.000 You were the biggest piece of shit on earth.

00:53:57.000 Oh my God.

00:53:59.000 What I wanted to tell you.

00:54:01.000 Go to hell.

00:54:02.000 Go to hell.

00:54:03.000 I don't want to be there.

00:54:05.000 Go to fucking hell.

00:54:06.000 I don't want you there for me, you fucking piece of shit.

00:54:12.000 Don't say another fucking word.

00:54:12.000 I fuck you.

00:54:14.000 No, I shut up.

00:54:16.000 Shut up.

00:54:18.000 Now.

00:54:19.000 Yeah, shit.

00:54:20.000 You piece of shit.

00:54:22.000 Actually, she should just get out of the car.

00:54:23.000 Get an Uber.

00:54:24.000 You're here to hold that back.

00:54:26.000 No.

00:54:27.000 Yeah, that's what you're doing.

00:54:28.000 You just fucking hold this shit back and you let me fucking fuck me three times in 24 hours and you're gonna fucking marry me and fuck you.

00:54:38.000 I want nothing to do with you.

00:54:40.000 You're worse than any of the exes I've ever dated by like a thousand percent.

00:54:44.000 More.

00:54:45.000 By like more than a thousand percent.

00:54:47.000 I hate you right now.

00:54:48.000 And I'm gonna continue to hate you because that is completely morally fucking bullshit.

00:54:53.000 Yes, I hate you.

00:54:54.000 And you are a piece of shit for that.

00:54:56.000 You are an absolute piece of shit.

00:54:58.000 The weird thing about this is it's like an hour long.

00:55:01.000 Wow.

00:55:02.000 Like you can jump ahead.

00:55:03.000 How long is it?

00:55:04.000 14 minutes.

00:55:05.000 Yeah, yeah, 14 minutes.

00:55:06.000 That's an hour.

00:55:06.000 Quarter of an hour.

00:55:07.000 14 minutes is an hour.

00:55:09.000 That's a new t-shirt.

00:55:11.000 And it's true, right?

00:55:12.000 Sounds very New York.

00:55:13.000 Hey, 14 minutes is an hour, asshole.

00:55:15.000 Let's go.

00:55:16.000 It's true of YouTube videos because once you commit, I don't mind watching an hour-long one, but it's as big a commitment as 14 minutes.

00:55:24.000 If we were to break it down, it would definitely be an hour.

00:55:26.000 If we go live from like, pause it right there, Captain Wrong.

00:55:30.000 What?

00:55:30.000 I'm saying that 14 minutes and an hour YouTube video, that's the same to me.

00:55:35.000 Wow.

00:55:37.000 14 minutes is an hour.

00:55:38.000 Interesting.

00:55:39.000 If I'm going to watch it, I'll watch it.

00:55:40.000 If I'm not, I make my decision in two and a half minutes.

00:55:43.000 Did you hear what he said, though?

00:55:44.000 He said, well, I talked about the day-by-day thing.

00:55:47.000 Let's take it day by day because things are getting shitty.

00:55:50.000 If a woman says, no, no, now, tell me.

00:55:51.000 He's like, why are it?

00:55:52.000 Well, now, no.

00:55:54.000 Yeah.

00:55:55.000 It's been a year.

00:55:56.000 And she's getting old.

00:55:58.000 Shit or get off the pot.

00:55:59.000 I've told women in New York, the way you get married in New York is marriage rape.

00:56:04.000 Rape him.

00:56:06.000 Force him to put a ring on it.

00:56:08.000 Turn it up.

00:56:09.000 Oh, okay, so now I bring this up and that's what you have to say.

00:56:12.000 Go fuck yourself.

00:56:15.000 Right, it's true.

00:56:16.000 I wanted time to think.

00:56:17.000 I want time to think about it.

00:56:19.000 Stop backpedaling.

00:56:24.000 Just shut up.

00:56:26.000 She's intelligent.

00:56:27.000 I want to see what she looks like so bad.

00:56:30.000 Can you jump ahead?

00:56:32.000 Hey, viewers out there, if you find pictures of this guy and his girlfriend, please send them to me.

00:56:38.000 What if they were 20?

00:56:41.000 No, she's not 20.

00:56:42.000 You're retarded.

00:56:43.000 Because it's gone.

00:56:44.000 This is in the bottom of my heart.

00:56:45.000 I truly hate you.

00:56:46.000 Like.

00:56:48.000 Because I didn't get what I wanted.

00:56:50.000 Yeah.

00:56:51.000 Marriage, kids, a life.

00:56:53.000 Yeah, maybe she deserves to be a good person.

00:56:54.000 What a sort of brat she is.

00:56:55.000 Maybe she doesn't deserve it.

00:56:56.000 Well, then why do you waste a year of her time?

00:56:58.000 Because eight months of it was great, and then she changed.

00:57:01.000 She changed?

00:57:02.000 No.

00:57:03.000 And she says at the beginning, she goes, you know me to my very core.

00:57:06.000 Why is she giving an ultimatum?

00:57:07.000 She changed.

00:57:07.000 What?

00:57:08.000 She became a Nazi skinhead out of all of a sudden?

00:57:10.000 They start farting around you.

00:57:11.000 They start being a bitch.

00:57:12.000 They start fucking telling you how to go about your life.

00:57:15.000 Shut up.

00:57:16.000 Oh, no, you think women are the...

00:57:18.000 Yeah.

00:57:19.000 You think from day one, they are who they are forever.

00:57:21.000 They don't slowly introduce a little psychosis.

00:57:25.000 Yeah.

00:57:26.000 Well, look, I don't want to get too close to your personal life, but your last fuck up had a million red flags that you just barreled through.

00:57:35.000 I've been with chicks that have developed into a shittier person for sure.

00:57:39.000 And you get more comfortable with a person and you're like, by the way.

00:57:43.000 Like if she became an alcoholic or something, that's the thing.

00:57:43.000 That's different.

00:57:46.000 But that's clearly not what happened in this video.

00:57:49.000 She clearly states, and you can tell it's true, that she's been the same person for a year.

00:57:53.000 And he's just been like farting around like all men in New York do.

00:57:56.000 They just date them and date them until they get bored and they throw them out when their ovaries are dead.

00:58:00.000 They buy them a dog sometimes if they really start nagging about marriage and kids.

00:58:04.000 Get them a dog to shut them up for a while.

00:58:05.000 And then they move on to the next one.

00:58:07.000 And they keep dating 25 to 30, 25 to 30, 25 to 30.

00:58:10.000 These women keep getting older and older.

00:58:11.000 It's just like in the movie Dazing Confused when Matthew McConaughey says, I stay the same age.

00:58:15.000 No, I keep getting older and these high school girls stay the same age.

00:58:18.000 Right.

00:58:19.000 It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did.

00:58:22.000 New York City is an elephant's graveyard for ovaries.

00:58:25.000 Ladies, do not move here.

00:58:27.000 You will end up alone.

00:58:29.000 You will be used For sex, you will become a booty call.

00:58:32.000 That's it.

00:58:33.000 Maybe 5% find Mr. Wright and go move out to the suburbs where they're rich.

00:58:38.000 The rest get tread upon like a Gadson flag.

00:58:42.000 Did you read that?

00:58:44.000 Did I read what?

00:58:46.000 The description?

00:58:47.000 Yes?

00:58:48.000 So it's a good idea.

00:58:49.000 I think I'm going to offer a thousand dollar reward for you telling me something I don't know.

00:58:54.000 But legitimate mental health issues, which is.

00:58:56.000 No, that's millennial talk for like ADHD.

00:58:59.000 No, dub, dive, no.

00:59:04.000 If you're out there and you work at Nike, can I have the Air Max ones that were banned, please?

00:59:09.000 Ryan is a sneaker pimp, and he's on all these sites where they trade and buy expensive shoes.

00:59:15.000 Because if you're $12,000 in debt, that's the kind of thing you do is try to find $700 shoes.

00:59:20.000 I'm not into that.

00:59:21.000 No, the Yeezys are the most expensive I have.

00:59:23.000 And how much were those?

00:59:24.000 Bought them retail.

00:59:24.000 $220,000.

00:59:26.000 Some people paid $2,000 for them.

00:59:28.000 I bought them for $220.

00:59:29.000 Didn't you buy them as an investment and then end up wearing them?

00:59:32.000 Yeah, because the value of them was sinking so low because they kept reproducing them.

00:59:36.000 The supply was so great that the demand went down.

00:59:39.000 Yeah, thanks, Economics Major.

00:59:42.000 But I think they must have made about five pairs of these before Kaepernick put the kibosh.

00:59:47.000 They look amazing.

00:59:49.000 I love the color scheme.

00:59:51.000 And it would be such a cool statement to have the Betsy Ross Nikes.

00:59:55.000 Yeah.

00:59:56.000 Ooh, you know what we could do?

00:59:58.000 What's up?

01:00:00.000 Maybe we could find that shoe and then have an embroiderer put the Betsy Ross flag on the back.

01:00:06.000 You could absolutely do that.

01:00:07.000 Does that shoe exist at all?

01:00:09.000 I heard that some of them sold, but they were on eBay and then they got taken down from eBay, but they were going for $2,000 on stock address.

01:00:17.000 No, no, but I mean, that's called the, what is it called?

01:00:19.000 Oh, yeah, the Air Max 1.

01:00:21.000 Is there an Air Max 1 that uses those red, white, and blue?

01:00:21.000 Air Max 1.

01:00:25.000 Yeah, the thing is the tongue's not going to look the same.

01:00:27.000 I don't give a shit.

01:00:28.000 So you get the, right there is a white, you know, this is a white mesh.

01:00:32.000 Then you got the red foxing on the front.

01:00:35.000 Okay, let's do that.

01:00:36.000 Let's buy that.

01:00:37.000 We can make that right now.

01:00:38.000 Let's buy that shoe with those colorways and then take the heel to an embroidery somewhere in Manhattan and have them do the Betsy Ross flag.

01:00:48.000 Yeah, I'm pretty sure we could do that.

01:00:49.000 This is Nike ID.

01:00:50.000 You could make your own sneakers so we could stuff.

01:00:53.000 This is going to be dope.

01:00:54.000 I got some new kicks coming your way, yo.

01:00:54.000 It is.

01:00:56.000 In fact, we're going to put it up on the YouTubes.

01:00:59.000 So when we get these shoes in the mail, we'll include this clip and then we'll stick the shoes on at the end.

01:01:05.000 Very cool.

01:01:05.000 We'll have an opening, I think.

01:01:07.000 Unboxing.

01:01:07.000 What are they?

01:01:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:01:09.000 Unboxings are the.

01:01:10.000 Show me what you're doing now?

01:01:12.000 I'm trying to wonder why it's loading so much.

01:01:12.000 Okay.

01:01:16.000 It's like a big old load.

01:01:17.000 Let me see.

01:01:18.000 Oh, so you can go there, you go to the Air Max thing, and then you change the colors to be those colors.

01:01:23.000 That's fun.

01:01:23.000 Yep.

01:01:25.000 That's pretty suck.

01:01:26.000 I bet when they have the, like, I remember Nike had saying you could write on the back, you could say, like, rock and roll, personalize them.

01:01:34.000 I bet you can't write Proud Boys.

01:01:36.000 I bet that's banned.

01:01:37.000 Interesting.

01:01:37.000 I'll try it.

01:01:38.000 Because I know you can write stuff on the back.

01:01:40.000 You know what?

01:01:40.000 It's limited to three characters, I think.

01:01:43.000 Or four.

01:01:44.000 Okay, but are you positive you can choose exactly the colors you want?

01:01:48.000 I believe so, yeah.

01:01:49.000 Actually, this was gray.

01:01:52.000 All right, let's stop boring people tooling around on shoe sites.

01:01:57.000 I want to get to this Antifa thing because there's this story that they talk about with Heather Heyer, where Antifa's never killed anyone, but you killed Heather Heyer.

01:02:06.000 And I want to just debunk that once and for all.

01:02:09.000 But I also want to empty out my inbox.

01:02:11.000 Okay, here's a weird video.

01:02:14.000 I haven't watched this yet.

01:02:14.000 I just saw the beginning of it.

01:02:16.000 I thought it looked awesome.

01:02:17.000 White Americans getting together to apologize for racism.

01:02:20.000 And the beauty of this is the subject is going to be dropped completely after this apology.

01:02:26.000 You're watching basically the end of racism, I guess, right?

01:02:31.000 Let's watch racism die.

01:02:32.000 Repeat after me.

01:02:33.000 Wait, go back to the beginning.

01:02:36.000 Because just the idea of people agreeing to do this.

01:02:38.000 I would say that there are Americans in the room to please repeat after me.

01:02:45.000 Is this in church?

01:02:48.000 Looks to be, yeah, there's pews.

01:02:49.000 On behalf of myself and on behalf of my country.

01:02:55.000 Wait, pause.

01:02:56.000 Pause.

01:02:57.000 Oh my God, I'm going to puke.

01:02:59.000 They're all putting their hands on a black guy.

01:03:01.000 Yes, they are.

01:03:02.000 As he sits there.

01:03:03.000 Is he enjoying this?

01:03:04.000 He's probably like, I deserve this.

01:03:06.000 I think, is he shirtless?

01:03:09.000 He's either wearing a perfectly brown t-shirt.

01:03:11.000 Looks like he's wearing hands.

01:03:12.000 Oh, my God.

01:03:13.000 If he took his shirt off because they have to touch black skin, this is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.

01:03:21.000 That's sick.

01:03:23.000 Touch my black skin.

01:03:26.000 To you and all African Americans and all African Americans.

01:03:32.000 The beginning of our nation's history.

01:03:34.000 The beginning of our nation's history.

01:03:37.000 In honor of your ancestors and on behalf of your children.

01:03:42.000 In honor of our ancestors and on behalf of your children.

01:03:47.000 Please hear this from my heart.

01:03:49.000 Please hear this from my heart.

01:03:51.000 I apologize.

01:03:53.000 I apologize.

01:03:54.000 Please forgive us.

01:03:56.000 Please forgive us.

01:03:57.000 With this prayer, I acknowledge.

01:03:59.000 With this prayer, I acknowledge the depth of the evils that have been perpetrated against black people in America.

01:04:06.000 Wow.

01:04:07.000 The depth of the evils that have been perpetrated against black people in America.

01:04:12.000 From slavery.

01:04:14.000 From slavery?

01:04:15.000 That one's easy.

01:04:16.000 To lynchings.

01:04:17.000 To butt cheeks.

01:04:20.000 White supremacist laws.

01:04:24.000 In denial of voting rights.

01:04:26.000 To all the ways.

01:04:28.000 To all the ways.

01:04:29.000 Both large and small.

01:04:31.000 Both large and small.

01:04:33.000 All of them evil.

01:04:34.000 All of them evil.

01:04:36.000 All of them wrong.

01:04:37.000 All of them wrong.

01:04:38.000 For all the oppression.

01:04:40.000 For all the oppression.

01:04:41.000 And all of the injustices.

01:04:44.000 Is this going to be much longer?

01:04:46.000 I apologize.

01:04:47.000 Please forgive us.

01:04:48.000 Please forgive us Black skin Wow that took a Not good enough.

01:05:00.000 Yeah, walks out of the place, just like this.

01:05:03.000 No.

01:05:03.000 Yeah.

01:05:04.000 But thanks for touching me.

01:05:05.000 Nice try.

01:05:08.000 Oh, P.S. I have AIDS.

01:05:10.000 Welcome to the world of AIDS.

01:05:12.000 I gave myself small incisions before coming here.

01:05:14.000 And now you lick your.

01:05:16.000 I'll forgive you if you lick your fingers.

01:05:18.000 And they're like, I was covering incisions and I have AIDS.

01:05:21.000 Welcome to my world.

01:05:24.000 My apologies, in fact.

01:05:26.000 This is a great day for this shirt, man.

01:05:28.000 Great day for this shirt.

01:05:30.000 What a totally meaningless gesture that was.

01:05:34.000 Let's talk about Antifa.

01:05:36.000 Now that Homeless Gavin has quit, I have to do all the green screen work.

01:05:39.000 And here we go on a wild ride.

01:05:51.000 Do you think we should be trying to quell this and lower the animosity and violence between both sides?

01:05:56.000 Today, and up to today, there have been zero deaths from Antifa violence.

01:06:05.000 And, you know, we've seen a very public death in Charlottesville.

01:06:12.000 Okay, stop, stop, stop.

01:06:13.000 I've heard this trope a million times, and it's not true.

01:06:17.000 There have been at least four Antifa deaths, and if you count destroyed lives, it's more like seven.

01:06:23.000 It's amazing that Cat Lady can sit there and pine about their innocence when the destruction is so palpable.

01:06:31.000 And I'm not talking about someone getting bonked in the head and being okay after, or windows getting smashed, and me being pepper sprayed, and the weapons they confiscated in Portland.

01:06:42.000 I'm not talking about all this violence that people recover from.

01:06:44.000 But when you look at destroyed lives, devastated lives, and deaths, you're at at least seven.

01:06:51.000 And the majority of those are Antifa.

01:06:55.000 Just like nobody kills more Muslims than Muslims, nobody destroys more Antifa lives than Antifa.

01:07:02.000 But can we just take a pause here for a second?

01:07:04.000 Say the death toll was 1-0.

01:07:06.000 It's not, okay?

01:07:08.000 But say it was.

01:07:09.000 This is why we've got all these riots in the streets for a score of 0-1.

01:07:14.000 Doesn't that seem like strange priorities?

01:07:17.000 There's about 100 opioid overdoses every single day.

01:07:22.000 Almost 20 black men are murdered every single day.

01:07:27.000 But we spend millions of dollars with cops trying to regulate the rioting of hundreds of thousands of people all over the country, all over the world, for a score of 0-1?

01:07:40.000 I don't understand this.

01:07:42.000 Something fishy is going on here.

01:07:44.000 What about Islam?

01:07:45.000 What about the West Side Highway?

01:07:46.000 Why always Charlottesville?

01:07:48.000 Why never the West Side Highway?

01:07:50.000 It's obviously an agenda to prove that we live in Nazi America and we keep hearing their martyr, Heather Heyer, come up again and again and again.

01:08:01.000 Well, I'll tell you what.

01:08:02.000 Heather Heyer did die in a riot at a far-right rally, but there is a very strong argument that says she was killed because of Antifa violence.

01:08:16.000 And before we even get into that, there's an overweight woman who's out of shape.

01:08:20.000 She died of a heart attack, I believe, in her flip-flops, going to what she believes to be is a Nazi rally.

01:08:28.000 If you're going into the Eye of the Storm, if you're going to protest MS-13, shouldn't you be more equipped than that?

01:08:35.000 Shouldn't you be more, I don't know, shouldn't you not go?

01:08:38.000 First of all, why was she there?

01:08:40.000 But it's obviously tragic that this woman died.

01:08:45.000 But I think Antifa absolving themselves from culpability is a big mistake.

01:08:49.000 There's a guy named Dwayne Dixon, and he's an Antifa member in a pro-gun section of Antifa called Redneck Revolt.

01:08:59.000 And he was caught bragging about spooking James Field, the lunatic who killed her.

01:09:07.000 All the videos of this have been scrubbed from the internet because the media respects Antifa as their paramilitary wing and would never hurt them.

01:09:15.000 But there's an article here with the deleted videos.

01:09:18.000 And it says, October 24th, 2013, at the Carr Center at Harvard, Dwayne Dixon claims to have waved off Fields with a rifle shortly before the crash.

01:09:30.000 During a question and answer section, Dixon elaborates, stating that he raised his rifle at Fields in order to get him to, quote unquote, get the fuck out of there.

01:09:40.000 It sounds like we had a petrified lunatic in a car who had just been spooked by an imbecile Antifa member with a AR-15, it looks like.

01:09:52.000 So it sounds like the culpability of Heather Heyer's death is at least shared by both sides.

01:09:59.000 So that's one death that you don't get, folks.

01:10:02.000 Now, I also want to include ruined lives because this is an unpopular opinion on the right.

01:10:08.000 But I feel bad for Antifa.

01:10:11.000 Like when jihadists kill Muslims, I feel bad for those Muslims.

01:10:15.000 When Antifa brainwashes Antifa and their lives are ruined or they're killed for a bullshit lie about Nazis, I feel bad for them.

01:10:24.000 They are victims, believe it or not.

01:10:27.000 I know, it's a stretch.

01:10:29.000 I feel weird as it comes out of my mouth.

01:10:31.000 David Campbell was a guy.

01:10:32.000 He's a rich kid, well-educated.

01:10:34.000 I think his dad's a lawyer.

01:10:35.000 And at a night for freedom, this was a Mike Cernovich sponsored event.

01:10:40.000 I've discussed it many times.

01:10:43.000 The narrative was that it was an alt-right rally.

01:10:46.000 It wasn't.

01:10:46.000 It was just a pro-Trump thing.

01:10:48.000 I was there getting wasted.

01:10:51.000 And the location was held separate until, what's his name, that Chelsea, what's her name, the weird tranny who...

01:11:02.000 Yeah, Chelsea Manning shows up.

01:11:04.000 And only attendees knew the address.

01:11:06.000 But she docks the address.

01:11:08.000 Vic Berger gets a hold of that.

01:11:09.000 It goes out.

01:11:10.000 And now Antifa's there screaming bloody murder, screaming for their heads.

01:11:14.000 So this old Jewish guy comes out and they say, sir, you have to get in this cab and get out of here.

01:11:19.000 And he goes, why?

01:11:20.000 This is ridiculous.

01:11:20.000 I'm not a Nazi.

01:11:22.000 Screw these people.

01:11:23.000 As he walks out, David Campbell sees Prey, a 56-year-old old Jewish guy, punches him in the face, knocks him to the ground, starts strangling him, blood everywhere.

01:11:33.000 He goes into cardiac arrest.

01:11:35.000 Cops come to pick up David Campbell.

01:11:37.000 He starts fighting the cops, puts a cop in a headlock.

01:11:40.000 This buffoon is facing 15 years in prison.

01:11:44.000 He thought he was punching Nazis.

01:11:47.000 He was attacking Jews.

01:11:50.000 This guy, they're both victims in a way.

01:11:52.000 Obviously, the guy who got into cardiac arrest is the real victim here.

01:11:56.000 But David Campbell's going to go to jail for 15 years based on a lie.

01:12:00.000 Antifa rhetoric ruined this man's life.

01:12:05.000 That's number two.

01:12:06.000 Number three, Nathan Hose.

01:12:09.000 Nathan Hose was a sad sack, and a lot of Antifa are.

01:12:13.000 In New York City, the majority of Antifa, like David Campbell, are rich kids.

01:12:17.000 They're almost always sons of professors.

01:12:18.000 They're almost always doing their dissertation, some sort of PhD program in education or something like that.

01:12:24.000 They're not blue-collars.

01:12:25.000 That's why they're so easy to beat up, because they attack the blue-collars of New York, which are hardworking men.

01:12:31.000 But in the southwest, especially Oakland and areas like that, you have Yvette Falarca, well-funded with globalist money.

01:12:40.000 They have these homes, these places where homeless crusty punks can stay.

01:12:46.000 And they take them in, and then these kids feel beholden to their host, just like a foster parent, to pay them back.

01:12:53.000 So they become human fodder.

01:12:55.000 And they go out there and they get arrested, they get in trouble to pay back their masters.

01:13:00.000 They're not so much slaves.

01:13:01.000 They're more like a cult, the victims of a cult.

01:13:05.000 Now, similar situation in New Orleans with this poor kid, Nathan Hose.

01:13:09.000 I believe he was homeless, but I'm not sure.

01:13:12.000 One of those guys who loves his dog a lot.

01:13:14.000 This is the picture in his obituary.

01:13:16.000 And Antifa takes him in, and they say, we've got to disrupt J-20.

01:13:22.000 When Trump becomes president, we want full rioting.

01:13:24.000 We want you out there rioting.

01:13:25.000 So he goes, okay, yes, thank you, sir.

01:13:27.000 He goes out there, riots.

01:13:29.000 He's facing felony charges, serious felony charges.

01:13:32.000 He doesn't have the fortitude to handle this pressure, so he kills himself.

01:13:38.000 Antifa rhetoric killed Nathan Hose.

01:13:41.000 And what do they do?

01:13:42.000 They have, they say, rest in power, brother, and they praise him, just like jihadists praising martyrs.

01:13:49.000 Heather Heyer and Nathan Hose and almost everyone on this list is a martyr to Antifa.

01:13:55.000 Which brings us to number four, Tom Keenan.

01:14:00.000 Now, this buffoon is also a victim of Antifa rhetoric.

01:14:05.000 There was a rally in Philly, a pro-Constitution rally, that Antifa twisted and turned it into, get this, a celebration of the synagogue shooting in Philly.

01:14:18.000 I've said this before.

01:14:19.000 If there was a synagogue shooting in 1943 in Germany and the Nazis wanted to have a celebration, I bet some of the Nazis would go, that's a bit rich.

01:14:27.000 Maybe let's let things die down a little bit.

01:14:29.000 That was a little intense, what we just did.

01:14:32.000 Even the Jewish Museum in Philly said, we defiantly remain open on this day.

01:14:36.000 What?

01:14:37.000 It's a bunch of boomer nerds who love the Constitution.

01:14:40.000 No one is celebrating a synagogue shooting, you lunatics.

01:14:45.000 So two Marines are there.

01:14:47.000 They're going out to party.

01:14:48.000 And Antifa sees them, thinks they're Proud Boys, and then believes the rhetoric, the lie, the Antifa lie, that this is Proud Boys having a pro-synagogue shooting rally, which is just, to me, that is the most clown world moment of this past year, that anyone would fall for that.

01:15:05.000 Yeah, the mayor gave out permits for a synagogue shooting celebration.

01:15:09.000 Anyway, these Antifa dummies start yelling at these Hispanic Marines, calling them spicks and wetbacks, and then start pounding them.

01:15:17.000 The Marines are smart enough to just stand there and not fight back.

01:15:21.000 Actually, I would have fought back, but it was great for the charges against Tom Keenan to show him committing a hate crime.

01:15:30.000 Tom Keenan is looking at 10 years in prison for this attack based on nothing.

01:15:36.000 He will 100% get raped in prison.

01:15:40.000 His life is over.

01:15:41.000 You know, I'm including these in the deaths because many of them are deaths.

01:15:45.000 David Campbell and Tom Keenan are not going to recover from their prison time.

01:15:49.000 They are permanently altered.

01:15:51.000 PTSD is a best case scenario if they return to civilized life.

01:15:57.000 So Tom Keenan's life was destroyed by Antifa rhetoric, some of the silliest and most ludicrous Antifa rhetoric I've ever heard.

01:16:05.000 Which brings us to number five.

01:16:07.000 This is just a cut and dry, near murder.

01:16:10.000 Frank Magnitz.

01:16:11.000 Frank Magnitz is a far-right, not racist, not anti-Semitic, German politician.

01:16:18.000 Antifa decided he's a Nazi, all Nazis must die.

01:16:21.000 So with wooden clubs, they stalk him in an alleyway and smash his head in.

01:16:29.000 He is not the same.

01:16:31.000 Now, Antifa doesn't do a lot of head smashing that I didn't include in this.

01:16:34.000 We got Eric Cantwell, the bike lock professor, who opened up that kid's head.

01:16:38.000 We just had a crowbar attack on some Patriots the other day, opened up their heads.

01:16:44.000 I didn't include these because these guys are not permanently altered.

01:16:47.000 They got stitched up.

01:16:48.000 They will survive.

01:16:49.000 Frank Magnitz is not the same.

01:16:51.000 He has severe brain damage.

01:16:54.000 He is going through therapy right now, trying to regain his constitution.

01:16:59.000 This guy is never going to be the same Frank Magnitz.

01:17:05.000 And why is he, look at this head wound.

01:17:07.000 I can't, if I put this on YouTube, I have to blur this.

01:17:10.000 It's a video, a wound so gory, you're not allowed to show it on YouTube.

01:17:16.000 You could show it on live stream.

01:17:17.000 I'm sorry, 4chan.

01:17:20.000 And again, this man's life permanently altered.

01:17:23.000 A politician who was near murdered for his beliefs.

01:17:26.000 And it wasn't his beliefs.

01:17:28.000 It was Antifa's interpretation of his beliefs.

01:17:32.000 These guys are not punching Nazis.

01:17:34.000 They're punching someone who gets called a Nazi.

01:17:36.000 So Frank Magnitz was permanently altered by Antifa rhetoric.

01:17:42.000 Now, this one's nice, cut and dry.

01:17:44.000 Pim Fortin.

01:17:46.000 Fortuin Fortin.

01:17:48.000 He's a gay Dutch politician.

01:17:50.000 He was a Marxist for a while.

01:17:51.000 Then he saw the problems with that.

01:17:53.000 And as all rational gays are, he was dubious of Islam.

01:17:57.000 He was concerned about their homophobia.

01:18:00.000 Islam is one of the probably the most intolerant religion when it comes to homosexuality.

01:18:06.000 And that was a concern of his.

01:18:07.000 He was not into mass immigration of Muslims into the Netherlands.

01:18:12.000 So they started out pieing him.

01:18:14.000 That's funny.

01:18:14.000 That's like getting milkshaked, right?

01:18:16.000 And as my brother Miles McInnes pointed out, that eventually led to Pym being assassinated, dead.

01:18:24.000 This isn't a mentally ill neo-Nazi in a car who had just been spooked by an AR-15 and lost his mind.

01:18:32.000 This is a planned attack where the alt-left went up to a man and shot him dead because of his perceived political beliefs.

01:18:42.000 This man was killed by Antifa rhetoric.

01:18:45.000 And that brings us most recently to Willem Van Spronsen.

01:18:50.000 This is a guy just like Dwayne Dixon, pro-gun Antifa dude.

01:18:54.000 He was a member of the John Brown Puget Sound Antifa Gun Club, something like that.

01:19:00.000 He believes the Antifa rhetoric, the AOC mainstream DNC rhetoric, that these ICE detainment places are concentration camps.

01:19:08.000 Maybe that's more absurd than the synagogue thing.

01:19:12.000 And the rhetoric is that they're just grabbing random Mexican people who are looking for a better life and throwing them in a cage.

01:19:17.000 No, they're getting people who crossed the border illegally and who were dumb enough and evil enough to bring children with them, and they're putting them in different holding cells, which is what every country does and has always done and what Obama did tenfold.

01:19:32.000 Because he had twice as long.

01:19:35.000 So Willem goes to this place, starts firebombing a car, attacking the place.

01:19:39.000 He gets shot dead.

01:19:40.000 Now, what no one discusses about this, and you've seen it if you watch my show, Willem went there to do a mass shooting.

01:19:49.000 He got there too early, and the shift change hadn't quite happened yet.

01:19:53.000 This place was not a government venue, as John Cardillo discussed on yesterday's show.

01:19:57.000 This place was private citizens.

01:19:59.000 It was a gun-free zone.

01:20:00.000 These guys were going to come out unarmed.

01:20:03.000 There was almost a massive slaughter there.

01:20:05.000 It could have been another Batta clan.

01:20:07.000 It could have been another Paris shooting.

01:20:09.000 But luckily, and I hate using that word in this case, he was killed early and a mass shooting was prevented.

01:20:16.000 So, Cat Lady, just to summarize, we've got four deaths, at least four deaths that are the direct result of Antifa rhetoric.

01:20:25.000 And that includes your sacred Heatherheire.

01:20:29.000 We also have three lives totally destroyed.

01:20:32.000 Of those seven cases, five of them are Antifa.

01:20:37.000 You are your own worst enemies.

01:20:40.000 You are a terrorist organization, and you are murdering human beings.

01:20:45.000 Thank you.

01:20:46.000 Good night.

01:20:47.000 Good to go.

01:20:48.000 Good to go.

01:20:48.000 For one flow.

01:20:49.000 For one flow.

01:20:50.000 Good to go.

01:20:51.000 For one flow.

01:20:52.000 Good to go.

01:20:53.000 For one flow.

01:20:54.000 Good to go.

01:20:55.000 For one flow.

01:20:56.000 Good to go.

01:20:57.000 After the show.

01:20:58.000 I put your whole voice.

01:20:59.000 You said flow.

01:21:01.000 I have a whole life, baby.

01:21:01.000 Hell no.

01:21:03.000 We don't have time for the mailbag.

01:21:04.000 We're out of time.

01:21:05.000 I have a confession to make.

01:21:06.000 When we were building the studio, the contractors said they could build a silent AC, and it was about $6,000.

01:21:13.000 Involved being in another room and having things that came in with pipes.

01:21:16.000 Or I could go to Home Depot and buy a $250.

01:21:21.000 Now, the problem with the $250 is we can't have it on while we're doing the show because it's too noisy.

01:21:29.000 So I can only cook for so long.

01:21:31.000 We usually get the studio down to about 55 when we start the show.

01:21:36.000 And then it slowly rises and rises.

01:21:38.000 And when it gets to 82, I got to stop.

01:21:41.000 I am boiling in here.

01:21:43.000 I'm in an oven.

01:21:44.000 So we're skipping the mailbag.

01:21:47.000 We'll do it tomorrow or maybe not till Monday now.

01:21:49.000 But I always promise you a viral video at the end.

01:21:52.000 And help me determine if this is fake or not.

01:21:55.000 This is a young girl singing a song who's then interrupted by some pretty big news that I believe she already knew.

01:22:02.000 I had them apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur.

01:22:06.000 Got the whole club looking at her.

01:22:10.000 Jessica!

01:22:12.000 Did you sleep with your goddamn teacher?

01:22:15.000 What?

01:22:16.000 Did you sleep with your teacher?

01:22:18.000 Mr. Wilson?

01:22:19.000 Mr. Wilson?

01:22:19.000 No, I did.

01:22:20.000 Yes, you did.

01:22:22.000 Jessica.

01:22:24.000 You're a little slug.

01:22:30.000 I'm telling you.

01:22:31.000 That's family chemistry.

01:22:33.000 You're out of the house.

01:22:34.000 What?

01:22:35.000 You're out of the house.

01:22:37.000 Fake.

01:22:38.000 That's super fake.

01:22:41.000 That's the first time.

01:22:42.000 She has a great ass.

01:22:43.000 That is the first time for Ginger that I saw the video.

01:22:50.000 I heard you play it before and thought it could have been real.

01:22:56.000 I mean, I love when you expose.

01:22:58.000 She threw it a bag at me.

01:22:59.000 I'm actually now embarrassed for not knowing that it was fake.

01:23:02.000 The slap was ridiculous.

01:23:03.000 The most boomer spinning around.

01:23:05.000 Ow, I almost broke my neck doing it.

01:23:07.000 You okay, homie?

01:23:08.000 Oh my lord.

01:23:08.000 Ow.

01:23:09.000 I think I put my neck out recreating that video.

01:23:13.000 And yeah, the screaming and the fact that she sang the song at the end.

01:23:17.000 Yeah, on the screen.

01:23:18.000 And I was failing chemistry, and it's framed perfectly.

01:23:21.000 Look at the bottom.

01:23:22.000 It says, at Ronnie Miller Comedy.

01:23:25.000 Well, that could be a repost, but it knows stages as fuck.

01:23:28.000 Very stage.

01:23:28.000 Yeah.

01:23:29.000 Because the mom isn't even mom age.

01:23:31.000 Yeah, and she doesn't look anything like her daughter.

01:23:34.000 She doesn't look like the same species as her daughter.

01:23:36.000 Yeah, she looks like Ricky Lake.

01:23:36.000 Right.

01:23:38.000 And wait a minute.

01:23:40.000 Don't kick out your daughter when she sleeps with her teacher.

01:23:42.000 You beat the living shit out of the teacher.

01:23:44.000 He goes to jail for 20 years.

01:23:46.000 Yeah.

01:23:48.000 Thanks for tuning in, folks.

01:23:50.000 Tomorrow is the vidcast.

01:23:51.000 We'll be taking calls.

01:23:52.000 I'm thinking around 2 o'clock.

01:23:54.000 And I think it's important that you are yourself wherever you go.

01:23:59.000 Be brave.

01:24:00.000 Be who you are.

01:24:02.000 Don't worry about the punishments you shall receive if you dare to stray.

01:24:07.000 In Free Range Kids, Lenore Skinese talks about letting young kids go to the park by themselves.

01:24:14.000 And yes, it's illegal, but they can't arrest us all.

01:24:17.000 They can't fire us all.

01:24:18.000 They can't deplatform us all.

01:24:20.000 Get fired.

01:24:21.000 Get in trouble.

01:24:22.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 17, 2019

S02E38 - CHOOSING TARGETS

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