Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 22, 2019


S02E39 - TAKIN A RIDE


Episode Stats

Length

53 minutes

Words per Minute

166.31448

Word Count

8,920

Sentence Count

977

Misogynist Sentences

55

Hate Speech Sentences

40


Summary

The Worlds Best Rock Albums We regularly feature every album that you might consider for your collection. From Black Sabbath to Metallica, and from Jethro Tull to Meatloaf, it's all here. The elusive rock album, the popular rock album and the ones that make it because they just should.


Transcript

00:00:37.000 That was taken a ride by the replacements from the 1981 album.
00:00:46.000 Sorry, Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash, which includes the hit, Fuck School, Fuck School, Fuck My High School.
00:00:52.000 This jacket sleeves are too short, but I had it tailor-made, right?
00:00:56.000 It says my name.
00:00:58.000 So did I grow longer arms?
00:01:01.000 What's happening here?
00:01:02.000 No, that's ridiculous.
00:01:03.000 Maybe you got measured when you had shorter arms.
00:01:06.000 Oh, they were short that day.
00:01:08.000 That makes more sense.
00:01:10.000 I haven't got longer arms.
00:01:11.000 I had shorter arms.
00:01:13.000 God, you're smart.
00:01:13.000 Yes.
00:01:15.000 Wow, we're lucky to have you and your insight.
00:01:18.000 That's a tough album.
00:01:19.000 It's hard to tell if it's hardcore or not.
00:01:22.000 Hardcore was just being invented at the time.
00:01:24.000 I think it is.
00:01:26.000 I put it in hardcore in my records.
00:01:30.000 Turn that up.
00:01:31.000 Let's go.
00:01:36.000 Fuck my school.
00:01:37.000 Fuck the fuck my school.
00:01:37.000 Fuck school.
00:01:39.000 Fuck school.
00:01:40.000 Fuck the fuck my school.
00:01:42.000 I hate your school.
00:01:44.000 I hate school.
00:01:46.000 I think it should be abolished.
00:01:48.000 I was just saying this on today's podcast.
00:01:50.000 It's just a glorified daycare with brainwashing snuck in.
00:01:54.000 So you're worse than not going.
00:01:56.000 Kids should just play until it's time for them to work.
00:01:59.000 Now, there will be curious scientists of tomorrow who don't enjoy sports and want to learn about chemistry.
00:02:06.000 Come on in.
00:02:07.000 We've got a room for that.
00:02:08.000 We've got people obsessed with sharks.
00:02:10.000 Hmm.
00:02:11.000 You might become a marine biologist.
00:02:12.000 Come here.
00:02:13.000 Here's some books on sharks.
00:02:14.000 Here's a marine biologist.
00:02:15.000 Talk to you.
00:02:17.000 5% of people are scholarly and have a predisposition to academia.
00:02:23.000 Those people should be educated.
00:02:24.000 They are our scientists, our doctors.
00:02:27.000 But the other 95, we could have labor back in America.
00:02:31.000 We could have people working in factories.
00:02:34.000 You talk to people in construction plumbing.
00:02:37.000 They're desperate for workers.
00:02:40.000 Especially when it comes to fixing major machines like tool and die makers.
00:02:44.000 That's a very complex thing.
00:02:46.000 You can't farm out to your average illegal.
00:02:49.000 But we can't find them because kids are in school going $200,000 in debt and taking speech pathology.
00:02:56.000 But I digress.
00:03:00.000 The artists behind the song Fuck School are called The Replacements, head by Paul Westerberg.
00:03:08.000 And I heard a song I'd never heard before, a 1966 hit called Shapes of Things.
00:03:13.000 And I go, hey, that's taking a ride.
00:03:15.000 And I realize I caught someone dipping their hands in the cookie jar.
00:03:19.000 So listen to this Jeff Beck intro, just the beginning.
00:03:26.000 By the way, that sounds like Paul Westerberg.
00:03:29.000 Paul Westerberg stole Jeff Beck's voice.
00:03:33.000 But go back to the beginning.
00:03:34.000 I want total silence and play just the very beginning of Shapes of Things.
00:03:38.000 Shapes.
00:03:47.000 Okay, stop.
00:03:48.000 So right up until Seg, that dunno.
00:03:50.000 The replacements one is just that, but faster.
00:03:52.000 Now play the replacements.
00:03:56.000 The beginning.
00:03:59.000 No, that's fuck school, you freaker!
00:04:03.000 God damn it!
00:04:04.000 Ryan, this was in the notes!
00:04:10.000 Stop.
00:04:11.000 Okay, let's do it one more time since you ruined everything like you always do.
00:04:15.000 Starting with Beck.
00:04:16.000 Starting with Beck.
00:04:20.000 So...
00:04:28.000 Phil.
00:04:41.000 Hmm.
00:04:42.000 And when you listen to Paul Westerberg, he has that Jeff Beck kind of Rod Stewart horse thing.
00:04:47.000 Go back to that song.
00:04:49.000 Yeah, and just listen to him sing.
00:04:50.000 Yeah, and just listen to him.
00:04:59.000 He's doing a Rod Stewart, Jeff Beck thing.
00:05:04.000 Which brings me to a famous one I bet you never heard before.
00:05:04.000 Hmm.
00:05:07.000 You ever heard the Jimmy Page rip-off of Bert Janch?
00:05:11.000 Burt Janch, I highly recommend.
00:05:13.000 A Scottish folk singer.
00:05:15.000 And he did a song, what's it called?
00:05:18.000 Black Water Slide.
00:05:21.000 is 1966, okay?
00:05:29.000 One morning fire Okay.
00:05:29.000 Plucker, eh?
00:05:43.000 Now listen to Jimmy Page, three years later, doing Black Mountain Song.
00:05:49.000 So we have Black Waterside and Black Mountain Sun.
00:06:09.000 What do you think?
00:06:11.000 That's very close.
00:06:12.000 Now, in Jimmy Page's defense, which I can't believe I'm doing, by the way, everyone talks about how white rock and rollers like Elvis ripped off black music.
00:06:25.000 No one talks about an English rock and roller ripping off a scot.
00:06:28.000 It doesn't fit the narrative.
00:06:31.000 But this is how it was explained to me by Matt Sweeney, the guitarist for Iggy Pop.
00:06:36.000 He said, back then, in the 60s, it wasn't, it was like being that good of a guitarist was so rare, and especially in an isolated Britain, without social media or anything, so no one's going to, outside of their little circle, is going to know about this.
00:06:52.000 But it was sort of like an homage to Bert and saying, I can do that crazy shit that Bert Jansch does.
00:06:59.000 So it's almost like a basketball player doing some sort of a slam dunk that is usually typified by a different player like, I don't know anything about basketball.
00:07:11.000 Alan Iverson?
00:07:12.000 Alan Iverson.
00:07:13.000 You do an Alan Iverson dunk.
00:07:15.000 You're not stealing from Alan Iverson.
00:07:17.000 You're saying, I'm as good as Alan Iverson.
00:07:19.000 I'm so good.
00:07:20.000 look at it i'm doing it Or kickflip, and then you involve your little twist on the kickflip.
00:07:31.000 No, that's a terrible analogy.
00:07:34.000 Skateboarders, one trick in skateboarding, 10 million people will do.
00:07:40.000 Same thing with a dunk, though, right?
00:07:42.000 No, a type of dunk, like some sort of doohickey where you'd spin around or something.
00:07:46.000 Some sort of stylized version.
00:07:49.000 Please don't interject when we're doing analogies.
00:07:53.000 So, that's some people ripping off music.
00:07:57.000 We've got a lot to discuss in the news today.
00:07:59.000 I don't have any guests.
00:08:00.000 We put out a podcast.
00:08:01.000 I stopped doing the Monday podcast, but it's paying well.
00:08:05.000 And it seems dumb not to do it.
00:08:06.000 Plus, on Monday, there's a four-day break, so I got a lot of stuff to say.
00:08:12.000 And it's a good way to promote the show.
00:08:13.000 Actually, you know what we should do on the podcast is talk about this show more.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 So people are inclined to come by and check it out.
00:08:20.000 Tease him.
00:08:21.000 Tease him.
00:08:22.000 Yeah.
00:08:23.000 Is this bothering you, these giant plaid cuffs?
00:08:26.000 It's a lot of shirt.
00:08:28.000 It's a lot of extra.
00:08:30.000 It actually goes beyond the cuff.
00:08:31.000 You can see the fluffy part that goes beyond the base of the cuff.
00:08:38.000 We saw this article.
00:08:41.000 We try not to overswear.
00:08:42.000 We overshare, but we try not to overswear on this show.
00:08:46.000 And I think that's a good pattern.
00:08:49.000 I want you to be able to watch this if the kids are roaming around the house.
00:08:52.000 So if there's nudity or something really disgusting, we'll warn you in advance.
00:08:55.000 And we don't generally swear, but sometimes, like in the example of the replacement song, Fuck My School, Fuck School, it's relevant, right?
00:09:03.000 I'm not going to say F school.
00:09:05.000 But this article took my fancy.
00:09:07.000 Foul-mouthed couple are slammed for their very rude wedding invitation, peppered with four-letter words, swear words, including greeting guests as, hey, fuckface.
00:09:20.000 Sorry, that's funny.
00:09:21.000 Can you scroll down to the wedding invite?
00:09:25.000 Hey, fuckface.
00:09:27.000 And then it says, what does it say?
00:09:30.000 As you know, we got fucking engaged, and now we got to plan a motherfucking wedding.
00:09:36.000 So you're fucking amazing.
00:09:37.000 You made the cut.
00:09:38.000 So are you fucking coming?
00:09:40.000 Fuck yes.
00:09:41.000 Shit, a fuck no.
00:09:42.000 Fuck you.
00:09:43.000 Please arrive at 3.30 for a 4 p.m. garden ceremony at our house.
00:09:48.000 Second page, shit you need to know.
00:09:50.000 Children, leave your little shits behind.
00:09:54.000 We want to get fucked up, I'm guessing.
00:09:58.000 Dress code, wear the, whatever the fuck you like.
00:10:02.000 Smart, casual, go butt fuck naked for all we care.
00:10:08.000 Hotels, Google it.
00:10:09.000 It's a tiny bit excessive.
00:10:11.000 They could have had a few less Fs.
00:10:13.000 Yeah.
00:10:13.000 Hotels.
00:10:14.000 Or maybe that's part of the joke.
00:10:16.000 Yeah, it's supposed to be over the top.
00:10:18.000 Yeah.
00:10:19.000 You can't just put one in there.
00:10:20.000 Like, whoa.
00:10:21.000 Hotels, Google it, you lazy fuck.
00:10:23.000 Taxis, as above, parking, blah, blah, blah.
00:10:27.000 Wedding gifts, wedding gifts.
00:10:31.000 If you did want to give a wedding gift, a small contribution to our honeymoon would be perfect.
00:10:36.000 Now back to the customers.
00:10:37.000 Dietary requirements.
00:10:39.000 Eat what the fuck you're giving, you fat fuck.
00:10:42.000 Hmm.
00:10:43.000 Yeah, that is fun.
00:10:43.000 I love it.
00:10:44.000 But that brings up an interesting subject, which is wedding gifts.
00:10:48.000 You have to get a wedding gift.
00:10:49.000 It costs the couple money to have you there.
00:10:52.000 At our wedding, I think the plate per person ended up being like 300 bucks.
00:10:58.000 So it was about, I think, 45, 50 grand, and we had something like 300 people, whatever that math is.
00:11:05.000 So when you say you're coming and then you cancel, you just cost me 300 bucks.
00:11:09.000 And as far as presents go, 300 bucks would be reasonable, but I understand that's a lot of money for some people.
00:11:14.000 So 100 bucks, I think, is the bare minimum, and it's not offensive, 100 bucks.
00:11:19.000 But a lot of people don't buy you a gift.
00:11:22.000 And so I thought, well, I spent 300 bucks on you.
00:11:25.000 I'm only asking for 100 bucks.
00:11:27.000 I started emailing guests, because you have a year, by the way, and saying, what the fuck?
00:11:33.000 What's going on?
00:11:34.000 Is there a problem with the present?
00:11:35.000 Did it not arrive?
00:11:36.000 And they go, oh, yeah.
00:11:37.000 I got some shitty presents, like Blake Jacobs, the guitarist from my old band Enal Chinook.
00:11:43.000 He got me a children's book on Eddie Murphy.
00:11:45.000 That's all.
00:11:46.000 Oh, and an Enal Chinook t-shirt.
00:11:50.000 I mean, those are rare, but I wasn't impressed.
00:11:54.000 Maybe if I pull here and sort of bunch it up out of camera.
00:11:57.000 A children's book about Eddie Murphy, not written by?
00:12:00.000 No, about.
00:12:01.000 So it would be for like black kids to be inspired.
00:12:04.000 Eddie Murphy grew up in whatever it is.
00:12:07.000 I think he grew up where Howard Stern grew up in Long Island somewhere.
00:12:15.000 That was a weird concept.
00:12:17.000 That was a gym.
00:12:18.000 Although it happened to me, Dave Cast, who had your job previous to you, he had a wedding, and I committed to get him something.
00:12:24.000 And then he said, Keska Fukavec, my wedding present.
00:12:28.000 And he was right.
00:12:29.000 I had spaced.
00:12:29.000 I had screwed up.
00:12:30.000 It wasn't, I still had the year, but I kind of forgot.
00:12:33.000 So you know what I got him?
00:12:34.000 I highly recommend this.
00:12:36.000 Two Waterford Crystal glasses.
00:12:39.000 That's the most expensive glass you can get.
00:12:41.000 And it's very pleasant to have a bourbon in Waterford Crystal.
00:12:44.000 It was my favorite wedding present.
00:12:48.000 And I got it from Chris, what's his name at Matador Records?
00:12:53.000 Crystal and Bardy.
00:12:54.000 Anyway, who cares?
00:12:56.000 Speaking of weddings, Trump showed up to a wedding.
00:12:59.000 Can you imagine The stories, I mean, they're set.
00:13:03.000 They're never getting divorced.
00:13:06.000 President shows up, kisses bride at MAGA-themed wedding.
00:13:10.000 Look, there he is.
00:13:11.000 Look, he gets out of this hug very easily.
00:13:13.000 This is a smart thing to do.
00:13:14.000 Notice that move?
00:13:15.000 So the guy's hugging him.
00:13:17.000 Usually, when I do selfies, I put my hand on the shoulder, but this guy's putting it on the waist, which is kind of intimate.
00:13:22.000 So, and Trump is one of these germaphobes who doesn't like being hugged.
00:13:26.000 He's like Jerry Seinfeld.
00:13:27.000 But Trump, check out what he does.
00:13:29.000 He moves the hand away, but not in a gross way.
00:13:31.000 He moves it away in a gesture that says, oh my God, I love having your hand there, but I'd like even better to shake it because it's such an awesome hand and I'm dying to shake your hand.
00:13:39.000 That's a good move.
00:13:41.000 Hey, can I just shake that?
00:13:41.000 Look at this.
00:13:44.000 No hugs.
00:13:46.000 You're with him?
00:13:47.000 Yeah, but guys.
00:13:50.000 Keep it short and sweet.
00:13:51.000 All right, you don't all have to hug them.
00:13:53.000 Oh, they've had some wine.
00:13:55.000 All right.
00:13:56.000 And then we pose for a picture.
00:14:00.000 Oh, she's a catch.
00:14:03.000 She looks great.
00:14:04.000 Ladies, please leave your shoes on at weddings.
00:14:06.000 Why does the dance one have to be a barefoot convention?
00:14:08.000 This is not Woodstock.
00:14:12.000 Here's another wedding tip I'll give you.
00:14:14.000 When you're doing the list, obviously there's the core relatives you have to invite.
00:14:18.000 I don't know if you have to invite all your cousins, especially if you have a lot and you want to save some money.
00:14:23.000 You can make a cheap wedding.
00:14:24.000 Just barbecue and then a big bucket of beers and ice.
00:14:30.000 Have it outside.
00:14:31.000 Get a priest there or an officiator.
00:14:34.000 I'm an officiant.
00:14:36.000 And you could probably get it down to like $3,000, $4,000.
00:14:40.000 People don't have to sit down.
00:14:42.000 They can just hang out outside.
00:14:43.000 A hillbilly wedding.
00:14:45.000 And if you do it in September, it won't be too hot.
00:14:47.000 But when you're coming up with the list and trying to whittle down the list, here's a good litmus test to cross guys off the list.
00:14:54.000 If I were to call you and say, hey, I'm going to go buy pants, want to come?
00:14:59.000 Now, if I were to say that to you, you'd go, yeah, I guess.
00:15:02.000 Are we going out for a beer after or something?
00:15:05.000 I mean, it's not the most exciting thing to do in the world, but if you're very close with some, it's like saying that to your brother.
00:15:10.000 If you said to your brother, I'm going to go buy pants.
00:15:12.000 He might go, yeah, I kind of need pants too.
00:15:13.000 Okay, I'll come.
00:15:15.000 If that were to sound totally insane, then don't have them at your wedding.
00:15:20.000 For example, my buddy Gerard, he's like the grand poobah or whatever of the Knights of Columbus in Hell's Kitchen.
00:15:26.000 I love him.
00:15:27.000 Wonderful guy.
00:15:28.000 Great stories.
00:15:29.000 You know, he grew up in Hell's Kitchen, so he can tell you about the 70s and the 80s and the Westies and all that stuff.
00:15:34.000 But if I were to call him and his 72-year-old ass and say, hey, Gerard, do you want to go buy pants with me?
00:15:41.000 He would think it was a prank call.
00:15:44.000 He wouldn't know what to do.
00:15:46.000 He's not wedding material.
00:15:47.000 I don't know him that well.
00:15:49.000 And if you find the pants thing too intense and it whittles you down to three, then you can do a wider net.
00:15:54.000 And that wider net is, hey, man, you want to go grab a beer?
00:15:57.000 Now, I have lawyers I've worked with, accountants, good guys that I would think maybe I should invite them.
00:16:03.000 They've helped my life.
00:16:04.000 They've improved my existence.
00:16:06.000 But if you were to call that accountant and say, hey, man, you want to grab a beer?
00:16:12.000 He'd go, what?
00:16:14.000 Are we having a meeting?
00:16:15.000 Don't have him at the wedding.
00:16:16.000 And careful with work.
00:16:18.000 Everyone at my wedding was working at Vice at the time, including interns.
00:16:22.000 So now I look at my wedding picture and like, oh, that dick was a dick.
00:16:26.000 What was the Trump thing you pulled up?
00:16:28.000 Here's another angle.
00:16:31.000 Frank angle.
00:16:34.000 I'm the father.
00:16:36.000 I'm the father.
00:16:37.000 Thank you.
00:16:38.000 Thank you so much.
00:16:39.000 I love the father.
00:16:40.000 Show him a modicum of decorum.
00:16:45.000 It's at his golf club.
00:16:47.000 Where's the groom?
00:16:48.000 Where's the groom?
00:16:50.000 Look at his slender shoulders.
00:16:50.000 Handsome.
00:16:52.000 Thank you, sir.
00:16:52.000 Nobody going to mess with him, right?
00:16:54.000 They're the best.
00:16:55.000 I love his small talk.
00:16:58.000 We love you so much.
00:16:59.000 We have all supporters here.
00:17:01.000 Well, you've been through the press.
00:17:03.000 You have a class act.
00:17:06.000 That's a guy that said that.
00:17:12.000 Please, okay, guys.
00:17:14.000 You're making me uncomfortable.
00:17:17.000 We love you.
00:17:18.000 God bless America.
00:17:23.000 You're a class act that you came in.
00:17:26.000 Thank you so much.
00:17:27.000 All right, bye.
00:17:28.000 I love when an Italian woman tells you you're a class act.
00:17:31.000 That's high break.
00:17:32.000 You're a class act.
00:17:34.000 Almost like she's mad at you.
00:17:35.000 She's so happy.
00:17:36.000 You're a real class act for coming here.
00:17:38.000 You know that?
00:17:39.000 Meanwhile, she has a tattoo of her kids and the American flag and her baby and then like a microphone because she likes karaoke.
00:17:49.000 Speaking of people being inappropriate at events, have we seen this Rashida Talib footage that just, I guess it was already out, but people didn't realize it was her.
00:17:57.000 But in 2016, during the campaign, she made a complete ass of herself.
00:18:01.000 I'm calling this the re-elect Trump squad because these four horsewomen of the apocalypse are the best thing that ever happened to Trump, and they are getting him re-elected.
00:18:10.000 Ilhan, Rashid, Cortez, and the black lady.
00:18:15.000 That's how they're known.
00:18:17.000 Look at her.
00:18:18.000 That's Rashid.
00:18:21.000 Impeach this motherfucker.
00:18:24.000 You're an animal.
00:18:25.000 Get a job.
00:18:27.000 She has a job.
00:18:28.000 She's about to become a congresswoman.
00:18:30.000 Look at her weird jumping.
00:18:32.000 That is weird, isn't it?
00:18:32.000 I know.
00:18:34.000 Badoing, boing, boing.
00:18:36.000 She had a bouncy castle.
00:18:38.000 And then this one here.
00:18:39.000 Why is Trump having rallies on a trampoline?
00:18:43.000 She puts the tramp and trampoline.
00:18:48.000 Wow, yeah, her movement is really stunning and odd.
00:18:51.000 It's mental illness.
00:18:52.000 You don't do that.
00:18:52.000 Yeah.
00:18:54.000 Jumping.
00:18:54.000 Remember that, I don't think you worked for me at the time, but there was that woman who stormed.
00:18:58.000 She was at like a town hall and she was saying, shame, shame.
00:19:03.000 What you're doing is wrong.
00:19:05.000 You are evil, evil.
00:19:07.000 And then she starts to get kicked out and she wants to say, can I get my bag?
00:19:10.000 That's right there.
00:19:11.000 But she was in protest mode.
00:19:12.000 She goes, can I get my purse?
00:19:17.000 And they kick her out anyway.
00:19:18.000 She doesn't get her purse.
00:19:20.000 No, you may not.
00:19:21.000 Mike, check, Mike, check.
00:19:22.000 Where are the restrooms?
00:19:24.000 Where are the restrooms?
00:19:25.000 Can I get my purse?
00:19:28.000 Can I get a whoop, whoop.
00:19:30.000 Rashid Talib, who is, she's a Palestinian, right?
00:19:33.000 She's pro-Hamas.
00:19:36.000 The re-elect Trump squad has at least two people who are pro-Hamas.
00:19:40.000 Hamas are not moderate Muslims.
00:19:43.000 Actually, I don't think I can name a group that is.
00:19:46.000 Like even CARE, the Canadian, what is it?
00:19:49.000 No, the Center for American Immigration Reform.
00:19:51.000 No, Islam.
00:19:52.000 I don't know what the hell that CARE stands for.
00:19:54.000 Look that up.
00:19:55.000 But even they get caught with ties to Hamas and TARE.
00:20:00.000 It's amazing how far-left radicals can become so normalized in our government.
00:20:06.000 Like Ilhan Omar married her gay brother to give him citizenship, divorced her husband, married her gay brother to give him citizenship.
00:20:13.000 Then after he was naturalized, went back with the husband.
00:20:17.000 And she got away with it.
00:20:19.000 She also giggles at al-Qaeda and Taliban and America's fear of these groups.
00:20:25.000 Sorry, I think it's a pretty valid phobia.
00:20:28.000 And she's in there.
00:20:29.000 It's literally the equivalent of Richard Spencer being a congressman.
00:20:33.000 Like, they are the alt-left.
00:20:35.000 Council on American Islamic Relations.
00:20:38.000 Council on American Islamic Relations.
00:20:41.000 Oh, the council.
00:20:41.000 Yeah.
00:20:43.000 So anyway, Talib wants you to know, and the funny thing about all four of these women, although I don't know much about the black lady, every time they get caught acting like an asshole, the right goes, well, Ilhan, in fact, Sabo texted me and he goes, looks like Ilhan really put her foot in her mouth this time.
00:20:59.000 No, it's all a victory for them.
00:21:02.000 Like when Antifa beat up those two Marines and we're calling them wetbacks, they think that's badass.
00:21:07.000 Or when Antifa called that ice black guy the N-word and called him a slave, you'd go, well, you guys just showed your true colors.
00:21:15.000 No, they think they're kicking ass and taking names.
00:21:18.000 So what we see as a victory is for us, they consider it a victory for them.
00:21:24.000 That's how radical they are.
00:21:25.000 Like when Pelosi says, I can't deal with these people.
00:21:28.000 They're mental.
00:21:29.000 They go, fucking right, bitch.
00:21:31.000 We're mental.
00:21:32.000 I'm a psycho.
00:21:34.000 Suicidal.
00:21:36.000 That's a good jam, psycho by suicidal tendencies.
00:21:40.000 By the way, you'll notice all my music that I'm pulling up is like punk and rock and stuff and maybe some rap, but not a lot of dance.
00:21:48.000 I think it's because my dance years from 92 to whatever it is, 99, it was all on CD and I don't listen to CDs anymore.
00:21:58.000 But secondly, we're all doing GHB and MDMA and I don't really remember it that well.
00:22:03.000 And I think the music sucked and we just liked it because we were high.
00:22:08.000 Okay?
00:22:09.000 I got to get better posture.
00:22:10.000 Maybe if my mic was a little higher.
00:22:13.000 Is this the highest mic there is?
00:22:15.000 In the world, probably not.
00:22:18.000 What's that?
00:22:19.000 You dancing?
00:22:20.000 Oh.
00:22:21.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:22:26.000 Oh, look at those beats.
00:22:31.000 It is really fucking good, dude.
00:22:33.000 Wait, wait, go back.
00:22:35.000 This is nuts.
00:22:37.000 Look at this fierceness.
00:22:39.000 Wow!
00:22:43.000 That was ambitious.
00:22:46.000 Wait, I think I do a front flip over a chair.
00:22:48.000 Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
00:22:58.000 You just made them stop dancing.
00:23:00.000 You think upstairs with his bounce?
00:23:02.000 Well, Shucky will have some moves here.
00:23:04.000 He's always.
00:23:06.000 And he points to Trevor.
00:23:07.000 It's like, I gotta see.
00:23:08.000 Yeah, you go.
00:23:09.000 This is at work.
00:23:11.000 That's a great-looking place.
00:23:12.000 That's the first vice office in New York.
00:23:15.000 Looks dope.
00:23:15.000 Damn.
00:23:16.000 It was dope.
00:23:18.000 By the way, the woman's name is Ayana.
00:23:20.000 That was after we went bankrupt and lived in the back room of Triple Five Souls Loft in Williamsburg, when Williamsburg was very dangerous.
00:23:26.000 Eesh.
00:23:28.000 Ayana Presley is the name of the woman of African color and descent.
00:23:35.000 Africa is a myriad of colors.
00:23:36.000 Yes.
00:23:37.000 I don't know if you've seen any of their patterned dresses.
00:23:39.000 Yes.
00:23:39.000 But it's not just one.
00:23:41.000 In fact, it's the unity of all colors come together.
00:23:44.000 It's the tartan of the East.
00:23:46.000 We should go there hitchhiking.
00:23:48.000 I hear it's really safe in the Congo.
00:23:50.000 No, Somalia.
00:23:51.000 We should go to Somalia to prove to everyone how beautiful and safe it is there.
00:23:55.000 Well, that didn't work out for a lot of people.
00:23:57.000 It's actually, they're kind of dangerous places.
00:24:00.000 You know when Blackhawk Down, you know that movie that was about the civil war in Somalia?
00:24:03.000 You know what we were doing in Somalia?
00:24:05.000 No.
00:24:06.000 So they had a despot who was taking over the country and murdering, I think he murdered a thousand Somalians.
00:24:14.000 So we sent them aid.
00:24:16.000 He took the aid and saw that as a great power grab because now I'm holding your food and you're starving to death.
00:24:21.000 So we've, I don't know why we bothered even sending aid in the first place.
00:24:25.000 We were trying to prevent genocide.
00:24:27.000 I don't know if you can to prevent genocide in Africa.
00:24:31.000 It's ubiquitous.
00:24:33.000 Look at Boko Haram.
00:24:34.000 Have we done anything to stop Boko Haram?
00:24:36.000 Anyway, the Muslim terrorists in Somalia are absolute savages.
00:24:41.000 And we sent our boys over there in Mogadishu to get the relief aid away from this despot and to the people who needed it.
00:24:52.000 I believe another thousand died in that civil war, whatever you want to call that, that aid battle.
00:24:59.000 It was a Mogadishu.
00:25:00.000 We lost 20.
00:25:01.000 I just said Mogadishu.
00:25:03.000 Somali Civil War.
00:25:04.000 Yep, you got it.
00:25:05.000 Oh, Ryan has something to add.
00:25:05.000 Thanks.
00:25:07.000 I'm correct.
00:25:08.000 We lost 19 men trying to get them the aid that we sent them.
00:25:13.000 And Ilhan Omar's take is that we were oppressing Somalians and murdering them.
00:25:17.000 Well, we were sort of, sort of true.
00:25:19.000 We were murdering the guys who were murdering everyone and trying to get food and supplies to starving people.
00:25:25.000 Didn't work out.
00:25:27.000 It was like Vietnam.
00:25:29.000 Vietnam was given to the French, and then the Vietnamese communists said, no, we're keeping it.
00:25:35.000 And then I don't know why France didn't have to do this.
00:25:37.000 We had to go there and lose 60,000 men trying to straighten out some paperwork.
00:25:44.000 Anyway, Ilhan Omar hates that we went to Somalia.
00:25:48.000 We'd like to apologize right now.
00:25:50.000 I actually would like to apologize to the 20 men who died trying to fix that disgusting mess.
00:25:54.000 That is a shithole.
00:25:55.000 Somalia is arguably a shithole.
00:25:58.000 I'm sure there's countries, I've heard Kenya's nice, I'm sure there are countries that are not shitholes in Africa, but Congo and Somalia, sorry, that's inarguable.
00:26:10.000 Go look at, you know, the worst quality of life, and it's all African countries at the top of the worst list.
00:26:16.000 But anyway, Rashida Tlaib wants us to know she's not going anywhere.
00:26:19.000 She's going to impeach the motherfucker, was her words.
00:26:24.000 What would you say she is out of 10?
00:26:27.000 A monster.
00:26:28.000 Considering your age and everything.
00:26:31.000 Why aren't you playing that video?
00:26:33.000 It stopped loading for a second.
00:26:35.000 But she's like a 5.
00:26:42.000 Oh, you're getting good, dude.
00:26:44.000 You're getting good.
00:26:45.000 5.3.
00:26:46.000 I happen to know because I talked to the National 1 out of 10 almanac, and she is listed as 5.3.
00:26:52.000 Nice.
00:26:56.000 Hi, I rock.
00:26:57.000 Hello!
00:27:00.000 Ilhan has a 9% approval rating.
00:27:02.000 I think they all hover around that.
00:27:04.000 She has plastic bag collecting homeless women here.
00:27:10.000 I want to welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome the incredible NAACP to Detroit, my home where I was born and raised.
00:27:21.000 I want you to know in every corner, I always tell people in Washington, D.C., in every corner, there is a reminder of a movement.
00:27:30.000 If it's the labor rights movement, the civil rights movement, every corner is a reminder to demand justice, opportunity.
00:27:38.000 And every corner.
00:27:42.000 Opportunity.
00:27:43.000 I think she was the black girl in the facts of life.
00:27:47.000 I'm opportunity.
00:27:49.000 I think that's a Van Halen song about a guy liking his teacher.
00:27:52.000 I'm Opportunity.
00:27:53.000 I'm Opportunity.
00:27:55.000 I'm Downer Tootie.
00:27:57.000 I'm hot for Tootie.
00:27:59.000 Tootie was the least attractive one on that show.
00:28:01.000 It was Blair and the butchy one.
00:28:05.000 Blue.
00:28:06.000 Blo.
00:28:07.000 Hi, Blau.
00:28:09.000 Wait a minute.
00:28:10.000 Oh, yeah.
00:28:10.000 Let's jump ahead.
00:28:12.000 So the narrative with the re-elect Trump squad is that he has created Nazi America and white supremacists who were already everywhere.
00:28:22.000 They were just like zombies waiting in the ground.
00:28:25.000 They've now been empowered and they can come out.
00:28:29.000 So in order to prove that, you need examples of racism.
00:28:34.000 And what a lot of these alt-left nuts who are in office are doing is taking every tiny incident and blowing it up into a Klan rally.
00:28:42.000 So I'm sure you've heard of all this.
00:28:44.000 This is Erica Thomas.
00:28:46.000 She appears to be a totally incompetent and uneducated politician.
00:28:51.000 She went to some weird Seventh-day Adventist black college.
00:28:55.000 I think she even dropped out of it.
00:28:56.000 I don't know what her degree is.
00:28:58.000 But I just look at her and I think, how are you there?
00:29:02.000 Like, what did you do to get there?
00:29:04.000 How many jobs did you have before you ended up there?
00:29:07.000 She started something that's a voice for foster children.
00:29:10.000 That sounds great.
00:29:11.000 But have an account?
00:29:12.000 Gavin McInnes?
00:29:13.000 Nope.
00:29:16.000 But scroll down.
00:29:17.000 So she went to a grocery store.
00:29:20.000 And yeah, we can't see that, Ryan.
00:29:24.000 Aren't you supposed to have these videos loaded, sir?
00:29:27.000 It is.
00:29:28.000 It's on the page, and it's there.
00:29:30.000 It's just, I didn't expect it to be signed out.
00:29:32.000 Now, I want to watch this closely.
00:29:33.000 Let's see if we see actual moisture in her eyes.
00:29:37.000 Because I'll be impressed.
00:29:39.000 So you know what I decided?
00:29:41.000 Wait, that's not the problem.
00:29:42.000 I decided to go live.
00:29:46.000 So you know what I decided?
00:29:48.000 You're starting mid-sentence?
00:29:49.000 Not you, her?
00:29:51.000 Let me see if there's another one.
00:29:52.000 Yeah, that's the one.
00:29:53.000 That is the one here.
00:29:54.000 Okay.
00:29:55.000 All right.
00:29:55.000 Who starts a video with?
00:29:56.000 So you know what I decided?
00:29:57.000 So you know what I decided?
00:29:59.000 I decided to go live because I'm very upset because people are getting really out of control with this.
00:30:10.000 Okay, pause.
00:30:12.000 Two things going on here.
00:30:13.000 One, I have a hunch that this is her career.
00:30:16.000 That the way she got to where she is was by complaining and saying, I live in a horrible racist world and it's hell.
00:30:24.000 And you need to elect me and get me stuff.
00:30:27.000 Secondly, she says things are getting out of hand.
00:30:30.000 The implication there is that it's just daily abuse.
00:30:33.000 What are you doing here, Negro?
00:30:34.000 Get back to Africa.
00:30:37.000 No one says that.
00:30:38.000 Blacks have been here for 400 years.
00:30:41.000 When was the last time in your life you heard anyone, not in a joke, say, I wish they'd send blacks back to Africa?
00:30:48.000 I guess Marcus Garvey, the revolutionary Liberians who started a country in Africa, radical black activists, Richard Spencer, Professor Griff.
00:30:58.000 No, Professor Griff wants to stay here and have black states.
00:31:01.000 It's a very rare thing to want, to believe, to assume is plausible.
00:31:07.000 It doesn't come out of mouths.
00:31:09.000 The racists focus on things like, we got to get them off welfare.
00:31:13.000 Sorry to always do a southern accent.
00:31:14.000 It's just easier for people to making an episode black and white.
00:31:18.000 It's just easier to differentiate.
00:31:19.000 Sorry, I apologize.
00:31:21.000 But like, we got to get them off welfare.
00:31:22.000 And they're violent.
00:31:24.000 They're always breaking the law.
00:31:25.000 Those kind of things.
00:31:26.000 No one says, I wish we could get a bunch of cruise ships to go into port and then we'd fill them up with people of color.
00:31:34.000 I guess we'd have to split up mixed marriages.
00:31:37.000 And I guess with mulattoes, we'd say, what do you want to do?
00:31:40.000 What do you think?
00:31:41.000 And then we get, and then black guys who grew up in black neighborhood, white guys who grew up in black neighborhoods, I guess they get on.
00:31:46.000 And then black guys who grew up in white neighborhoods, like that Jordan Peale dude who does the scary movies, he could stay.
00:31:54.000 And some of them will have a choice.
00:31:55.000 Some of them we should just round up, like guys in prison and stuff.
00:31:57.000 And then I guess we'll do that.
00:31:58.000 That'll be like, well, they're 14% of the population.
00:32:01.000 So that's like 14 million times.
00:32:06.000 So there's about 45, 50 million of them.
00:32:10.000 So that's going to be a lot of cruise ships.
00:32:11.000 But anyway, then we get them down to Africa.
00:32:15.000 I guess we negotiate with the individual countries, probably along the west, because plane rides is going to be a hell of a journey.
00:32:22.000 But maybe we do some plane rides too.
00:32:24.000 I'm not sure where the money's coming for this.
00:32:26.000 I guess we do like a fundraiser, like a telethon.
00:32:29.000 And then we negotiate with individual countries for these guys to stay.
00:32:35.000 And then if they want to come back, I guess we'd have them on a list, a 50 million person list, that the airports would all have.
00:32:42.000 And they'd say, no, you're number 48,356,482.
00:32:47.000 And then I guess we'd fly him back, or maybe he'd be a refugee.
00:32:51.000 What?
00:32:52.000 It's a totally bizarre fantasy.
00:32:54.000 And it's a really cartoon Andy Capper, not even Archie Bunker version of a racist.
00:33:02.000 But she's pushing it and she is pretending to cry about it.
00:33:07.000 with this white privilege stuff.
00:33:10.000 Wait, why'd you...
00:33:12.000 Why do you dry your tears on the top of your left eyebrow?
00:33:16.000 You cry out of your eyebrows?
00:33:18.000 Is she upside down?
00:33:22.000 Yeah, she does it because it gives her mile-high cheekbones to do her videos upside down.
00:33:25.000 Totally.
00:33:26.000 Am I as red as a tomato, by the way?
00:33:28.000 I have seen my boys.
00:33:36.000 That's where I am when I'm not here.
00:33:37.000 I'm in a baseball game.
00:33:38.000 All weekend, double headers.
00:33:40.000 Bam.
00:33:41.000 Bam.
00:33:43.000 Grocery store.
00:33:45.000 There's a 10 out.
00:33:45.000 There is moisture.
00:33:46.000 The owl that says 10 items or less.
00:33:49.000 Yes, I have 15 items, but I'm nine months pregnant and I can't stand up for long.
00:33:57.000 And this white man comes.
00:33:59.000 And this white man comes up to me and says, you lazy son of a bitch.
00:34:07.000 He says, you lazy son of a bad person.
00:34:08.000 Those are real tears.
00:34:10.000 You need to go back to the game.
00:34:11.000 Oh, that was a real tear.
00:34:13.000 I am impressed.
00:34:15.000 And he says that.
00:34:17.000 I said, sorry, you don't even know me.
00:34:19.000 I'm not lazy.
00:34:20.000 I'm not much pregnant.
00:34:22.000 He says, you're ignorant.
00:34:25.000 Oh, will you stop doing that?
00:34:27.000 I'm not doing shit.
00:34:29.000 You're ignorant.
00:34:30.000 Go back.
00:34:31.000 And I'm not ignorant.
00:34:33.000 You're ignorant.
00:34:34.000 And it hurt me so bad.
00:34:35.000 I'm sorry.
00:34:36.000 Can I say something else?
00:34:37.000 Ignorant is a term I've heard black people use to talk about other black people.
00:34:42.000 And it usually means like you're not aware of civil rights or Jim Crow or something.
00:34:46.000 I've never heard a white person say it about a black person or a white person say it about anyone.
00:34:52.000 It's kind of a black word.
00:34:54.000 As an insult.
00:34:54.000 Ignorant, yeah.
00:34:56.000 Like I've never called a person ignorant in my life.
00:34:59.000 He's so ignorant.
00:35:02.000 Okay, go ahead.
00:35:03.000 He wanted to just tell him who I am and how I know.
00:35:11.000 But I couldn't.
00:35:12.000 I couldn't get anything.
00:35:13.000 Now I could just tell him, please leave me alone, please.
00:35:17.000 And my child is just sitting right there.
00:35:20.000 Is it mama?
00:35:21.000 Why would he call you that?
00:35:23.000 Why would he?
00:35:24.000 Just pause.
00:35:25.000 Okay.
00:35:26.000 This is just my opinion, obviously.
00:35:28.000 But that is the most egregious part of the lie.
00:35:31.000 That as this man is like, you're ignorant, you lazy need to go back to Africa.
00:35:35.000 I don't know why I'm doing Martin Luther King.
00:35:38.000 And the kid said, Mama, Mama, why does he call you those things?
00:35:42.000 Come on.
00:35:43.000 What's his name, mama?
00:35:45.000 My son didn't know what racism was until this man started yelling at me.
00:35:50.000 Until I made it up.
00:35:52.000 Until I created a character.
00:35:55.000 A horrible man.
00:35:57.000 I can't even explain to her why he has so much hate in his heart.
00:36:03.000 Okay, so he has so much hate in his heart.
00:36:06.000 He told her to go back to Africa.
00:36:08.000 Right.
00:36:09.000 He wouldn't shut up until his daughter was...
00:36:16.000 Until, I guess, the daughter or her other child eventually coerced him to stop.
00:36:21.000 Then we find the guy.
00:36:22.000 He's a Cuban Democrat who hates Trump.
00:36:25.000 And he's, as Mike Cernovich pointed out, Mike Cernovich is a great periscope on this.
00:36:29.000 You got to go to Cernovich.com.
00:36:31.000 He always does his homework.
00:36:35.000 The guy who she's talking about is not a racist, but he is a douche.
00:36:40.000 I mean, why do you give a shit if someone has too many items in the express checkout?
00:36:46.000 That's a cuck move.
00:36:48.000 That's proof he's a Democrat.
00:36:49.000 By the way, is there a man who needs a mustache more in the world?
00:36:52.000 Well, because there was two open lines.
00:36:55.000 Right.
00:36:55.000 So, yeah, the only time, okay, say it was a mob of people and I was stuck in a lineup in my express lane and there was some woman who wasn't pregnant and was just annoying and had like 60 items and it was costing us 10 minutes and it was pissing everyone off.
00:37:12.000 I would go, that's a lot of 10 items.
00:37:15.000 That's the worst I would get.
00:37:17.000 Right?
00:37:17.000 Some sort of jokey sarcastic remark.
00:37:20.000 And you know, everyone else in the lineup would be going, oh, for crying out loud.
00:37:23.000 So this guy, well, I'll see if he explains it.
00:37:27.000 Dude, get a mustache.
00:37:28.000 Can you tell us on camera?
00:37:29.000 He has the same top lip as the lions.
00:37:36.000 Their two were empty.
00:37:37.000 I kept my tongue shut.
00:37:39.000 I kept my tongue shut.
00:37:45.000 On the conveyor.
00:37:47.000 Okay.
00:37:48.000 Oh, she's right there, too.
00:37:49.000 Yeah.
00:37:50.000 Well, so she stayed to complain.
00:37:52.000 A news van showed up immediately.
00:37:54.000 So she must have made that crying video on the premises, maybe in her car.
00:37:58.000 Maybe.
00:37:59.000 So boom, a news van shows up because this is a small town.
00:38:02.000 I don't think she's in D.C. I think she's in Miami.
00:38:05.000 So they whipped down to get there.
00:38:07.000 He's still there to say, yeah, that never happened.
00:38:11.000 Yeah.
00:38:12.000 I walked up to the two customer service associations from Publix, asked them what can be done in a nice manner.
00:38:20.000 They said, corporate policy, we can't do anything, but you as a customer can say something.
00:38:26.000 I took a step outside the store, thought about it, turned around, walked up to Miss Thomas, and said, ma'am, not to be rude, my exact first words, pointed at the sign, which you need to go back to.
00:38:42.000 Point at the sign, 10 items or less.
00:38:46.000 She berates me after that.
00:38:48.000 I don't remember exactly what she said, but on camera, she approached me, came towards me, as I took a couple steps back.
00:38:57.000 She said a few words.
00:38:59.000 I do not recall exactly What those words were.
00:39:01.000 I said yourself.
00:39:02.000 There was clapping between each word.
00:39:05.000 Well, look, you do have to do that clap talk because he's not remembering it.
00:39:08.000 Right.
00:39:09.000 Listen to me.
00:39:10.000 Yes.
00:39:11.000 I will use extra items if I am pregnant, which is a good point.
00:39:15.000 I don't like either of these people.
00:39:17.000 And of course, they're both Democrats.
00:39:19.000 Can you find the video of her taking it back, too?
00:39:22.000 Because to publicly imply that a man told you to go back to Africa is a very serious allegation.
00:39:29.000 Oh, wait, they've gotten each other's faith.
00:39:31.000 Did you need to go back where you came from?
00:39:32.000 Do you feel bad about yesterday?
00:39:34.000 Did I say that?
00:39:34.000 Yes, you.
00:39:35.000 Were you serious?
00:39:35.000 So you didn't say that.
00:39:36.000 Did I say that?
00:39:36.000 What did you say to me then?
00:39:37.000 Is it on video?
00:39:38.000 What did you say to me?
00:39:39.000 I called you a lazy fucking PH.
00:39:41.000 Okay, that's all I said.
00:39:42.000 That's the worst thing I said.
00:39:43.000 That's all you said to me.
00:39:44.000 Yes.
00:39:44.000 Okay, because that makes you look better because everybody's after you now.
00:39:47.000 So that makes you look better to say that.
00:39:49.000 Well, that's a different point.
00:39:50.000 That's a totally different argument.
00:39:52.000 It is rude, but it's got nothing to do with white supremacy in Trump's America.
00:39:57.000 But there's one where she's outside and she says, I wouldn't say it was exactly go back to Africa, but it was go back.
00:40:08.000 Yeah, he means go back to the other lineup.
00:40:10.000 Why don't you go back to the non-express lane where you came from?
00:40:15.000 He's using words like that.
00:40:19.000 Yeah, that's what she said.
00:40:20.000 Words like that.
00:40:21.000 You mean like nouns and verbs?
00:40:23.000 Words of that nature.
00:40:26.000 But as Cernovich points out, that's a 10th, what is it?
00:40:31.000 One fourth of the four Congress.
00:40:33.000 That's a six-figure settlement you're asking for when you make up lies like that.
00:40:39.000 You still feel like you can get out there and call me names and call me out of my character.
00:40:44.000 That is wrong.
00:40:46.000 And that is hate.
00:40:47.000 Yes, I do believe that it's incited from the top.
00:40:50.000 Representative Erica Thomas says she believes Spark's comments to her were racially charged.
00:40:55.000 But I don't know what he said.
00:40:56.000 He said, go back, you know, those types of words.
00:40:58.000 I don't want to say he said, go back to your country or go back to where you came from, but he was making those types of references is what I remember.
00:41:05.000 Okay, so just pause.
00:41:06.000 So that's the crux of the story right there.
00:41:08.000 So according to her logic, to say to a woman, you lazy fat bitch, in an argument is the same as, if she's black, is the same as saying, go back to Africa.
00:41:22.000 Bit of a stretch.
00:41:23.000 I don't believe he said fat, by the way.
00:41:25.000 He admitted to that.
00:41:27.000 Well, it was a bit of a bad thing.
00:41:28.000 He's lazy fat bitch.
00:41:29.000 What could be the blank?
00:41:30.000 Because on the news that he's spelling a bad word.
00:41:33.000 Fat is okay to say on the news, but lazy fucking bitch.
00:41:36.000 No, no, if you say B-I-T-C-H, you could now spell it.
00:41:40.000 Like, you can't say F-U-C-K on the news.
00:41:43.000 So they believe.
00:41:44.000 All right.
00:41:44.000 Well, look, we're really getting into the weeds here, but he didn't say fat bitch.
00:41:48.000 You don't think he said bitch either?
00:41:49.000 No, he said bitch.
00:41:50.000 Lazy bitch.
00:41:51.000 He spelt it out.
00:41:52.000 That's why they believed it.
00:41:53.000 Because kids could spell, and you're not allowed to hear bitch on the news.
00:41:58.000 Did you want to go to the Cernovich thing?
00:42:01.000 Did Cernovich mention that too?
00:42:03.000 No, no.
00:42:03.000 Cernovich is just saying what we're doing.
00:42:05.000 In fact, if you follow Cernovich, all you just saw was the Gavin McInnis version of the Cernovich territory.
00:42:11.000 But I'm not going to not do it.
00:42:13.000 Right?
00:42:13.000 That's an interesting question, though.
00:42:15.000 Should I not do stories that have already been covered?
00:42:18.000 No, I think you should.
00:42:19.000 Because people want to get off my lawn take.
00:42:23.000 Trump is getting involved with rapper ASAP Rocky.
00:42:27.000 Which is exciting, is it not?
00:42:30.000 He wants him freed.
00:42:31.000 He's in jail in Sweden for getting into a fight with a migrant Muslim refugee, I believe.
00:42:39.000 That's the way I remember it.
00:42:42.000 And he threw the guy across.
00:42:43.000 I think the refugee wouldn't leave him alone.
00:42:45.000 I don't know if he wanted money or what the story was.
00:42:48.000 I should maybe double confirm that.
00:42:51.000 But I saw him throw the guy across the street.
00:42:53.000 You can tell ASAP's been in some brawls.
00:42:56.000 And Trump commented, if you go down, you can see Trump's take that he called.
00:43:01.000 I think he said he also talked to Kanye.
00:43:04.000 Yes.
00:43:05.000 Just got off a very good call with Swedish PM Stefan Lovefin, who ensured me that American citizen ASAP Rocky will be treated fairly.
00:43:12.000 Likewise, I assured him that ASAP was not a flight risk and offered to personally vouch for his bail or an alternative.
00:43:18.000 Our teams will be talking further, and we agreed to speak again in the next 48 hours.
00:43:23.000 Isn't that awesome?
00:43:24.000 Nice.
00:43:25.000 And then, G-Easy, whatever that white rapper said, that the fact that ASAP was jailed and he wasn't jailed when he was in Sweden is an example of toxic racism.
00:43:33.000 You can't really talk about racism in Sweden.
00:43:36.000 They don't really have the background.
00:43:37.000 They don't really have slavery and all that stuff.
00:43:40.000 Is that the place that has Black Pete?
00:43:42.000 Who's Santa's blackface helper?
00:43:44.000 I think that's the Netherlands.
00:43:47.000 You know, I know ASAP Rocky.
00:43:49.000 Really?
00:43:50.000 Yes.
00:43:51.000 I did a commercial with him.
00:43:53.000 Huh.
00:43:54.000 I did a commercial with him for Alexander Wang.
00:43:56.000 One of the few times I directed, I'm not a very good director because I kind of just feel like, all right, let's get over it.
00:44:02.000 That was fine.
00:44:03.000 But you're supposed to keep staying and let's try again.
00:44:05.000 Another take, another take.
00:44:06.000 My attitude with directing is you're either a good actor or you're not.
00:44:08.000 You're not going to get better in the next four minutes.
00:44:11.000 So it's the casting department's fault.
00:44:15.000 But this was this, what's her name?
00:44:18.000 This actress.
00:44:19.000 She does a character called Bonquiqui that was on Mad TV.
00:44:22.000 She's a Hispanic.
00:44:23.000 She's got a really successful career.
00:44:25.000 She's not that funny.
00:44:27.000 She was okay to work with, though.
00:44:28.000 Everyone was pretty cool to work with on this commercial.
00:44:30.000 So the conceit is Bonquiqui, who's like this ghetto Hispanic woman, is working at Alexander Wang and treating everyone like shit because she's trash.
00:44:41.000 She's a total thought.
00:44:43.000 So you want to help the customer, but you don't want to get in their way.
00:44:46.000 You don't want to harass them.
00:44:47.000 Kind of like how you harassing me right now with all these demands.
00:44:51.000 Do you have this in a nine?
00:44:53.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:44:54.000 I got this.
00:44:54.000 I got this.
00:44:54.000 What did you say?
00:44:55.000 A nine?
00:44:55.000 Yes.
00:44:56.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44:56.000 Come with me.
00:44:57.000 Come with me.
00:44:58.000 Sit still.
00:44:59.000 Can you just give me the right size, please?
00:45:01.000 Can you just give me the right size?
00:45:03.000 They got like 300 shoes down there.
00:45:05.000 I'm going to get lost.
00:45:06.000 No, girl, this gonna work.
00:45:07.000 Look, right here.
00:45:08.000 See?
00:45:08.000 Boom.
00:45:09.000 See this right here?
00:45:09.000 How come you can?
00:45:10.000 It was one of the girls who was working on the commercial.
00:45:12.000 What a smoke.
00:45:13.000 I want to help you anyway.
00:45:14.000 I like to work with nice people.
00:45:18.000 Excuse me.
00:45:19.000 You're excused.
00:45:20.000 Angela Johnson.
00:45:21.000 Yes.
00:45:23.000 That color don't look real good on you.
00:45:25.000 You don't want that.
00:45:26.000 Yes, I do want that.
00:45:28.000 I just need it in a lot of time.
00:45:30.000 Everyone's famous in this.
00:45:31.000 That was Alexandra Ambrosio.
00:45:32.000 This is another famous moment.
00:45:33.000 Like a starving kid needs some food, or like a homeless man need a house, you need it.
00:45:39.000 Actually, I guess I don't.
00:45:40.000 That's what I thought.
00:45:42.000 You are rude.
00:45:44.000 No, no, no, no.
00:45:45.000 You don't say rude.
00:45:46.000 I say rude.
00:45:47.000 Rude need to go.
00:45:49.000 It's not funny.
00:45:51.000 It's just, um...
00:45:53.000 I think the model's performance is very fun.
00:45:55.000 Johnson came back and made me add a record scratch.
00:45:59.000 Hey, how you doing?
00:46:00.000 There he is.
00:46:01.000 I'm good.
00:46:01.000 I know who you is.
00:46:02.000 God, the way women flock.
00:46:05.000 I mean, flock all around him is disturbing.
00:46:07.000 Okay, he hit up by your shirt, so he too good to flirt.
00:46:11.000 What?
00:46:11.000 I wrote that.
00:46:12.000 Listen, do you have anything large?
00:46:14.000 Okay, look, let me tell you something right now.
00:46:16.000 I'm about to hook you up, okay?
00:46:17.000 This right here, this is my CD.
00:46:19.000 This bone quick weed to come up.
00:46:21.000 Have you heard my song?
00:46:21.000 I'ma cut you?
00:46:22.000 No, I never heard it, but I'm gonna cut it.
00:46:23.000 You never heard I'm gonna cut you?
00:46:24.000 No.
00:46:25.000 Boom, I got you right here.
00:46:26.000 Watch.
00:46:26.000 Five, six, seven.
00:46:28.000 I'ma cut you.
00:46:29.000 Hey, you know just who it is.
00:46:32.000 Straight up out the hood and steal some of you.
00:46:34.000 The creative community has kicked me out.
00:46:36.000 And they're missing out on all this great content.
00:46:38.000 That's right.
00:46:38.000 I was making funny commercials, funny movies.
00:46:42.000 I see you trying to steal this purse.
00:46:44.000 I was just looking at it.
00:46:45.000 Oh, really?
00:46:45.000 That's funny.
00:46:46.000 You know who that is?
00:46:46.000 Tommy Hilfiger or some shit?
00:46:48.000 Tommy Hilfiger, you know.
00:46:50.000 It's a gay fashion guy.
00:46:52.000 Yeah, Tommy Hilfiger is lower.
00:46:53.000 This is Alexander Wang.
00:46:55.000 That's Simon Noonan.
00:46:57.000 He's the creative director for Barney's, I think.
00:46:59.000 Yeah.
00:47:00.000 And his husband is Jonathan.
00:47:02.000 That's his name, Aldred or something.
00:47:04.000 I did threaten a thief.
00:47:05.000 Adler.
00:47:07.000 Oh, it's this lady.
00:47:08.000 I'm so sorry about that.
00:47:08.000 That's Natasha Lena.
00:47:10.000 Yeah.
00:47:11.000 My last day.
00:47:12.000 No, this is my first day.
00:47:13.000 I think it's pretty clear that this isn't working out.
00:47:15.000 Okay, so you just got on fire, Bomb Quickweed?
00:47:18.000 Oh, that's real funny.
00:47:19.000 Because, like, I'm about to go on my break anyway.
00:47:22.000 Like, I don't need you, okay?
00:47:23.000 I don't need you.
00:47:24.000 I don't need that cute jacket right over there that try to earn it and look real cute on me.
00:47:28.000 I don't need this bag right here.
00:47:30.000 Simon Noonan, by the way, fascinating guy.
00:47:34.000 I mean, being the creative director of Barney's is a huge deal.
00:47:37.000 Being married to Jonathan Adler, he's one of the biggest furniture designers in the world.
00:47:41.000 But he's also like a cool guy.
00:47:44.000 And it's fun to sit and talk with him about the politics and the economics of fashion.
00:47:48.000 And he's the one who told me, he goes, purses have ruined everything.
00:47:52.000 He said a purse, I wrote an article for Tacky Mag about this, by the way.
00:47:56.000 You should look up.
00:47:57.000 He said, a purse used to just be one little thing a woman had.
00:48:00.000 It wasn't a big deal.
00:48:01.000 And it was the same attention as a belt or one of your favorite blazers.
00:48:05.000 He said, now purses dominate retail.
00:48:08.000 The first two floors of any shop, like prod or whatever, are all purses.
00:48:12.000 And even if you look up on Google Maps retail stores, the logo that defines a retail fashion outlet is a purse.
00:48:20.000 Sometimes even for a sunglasses place, I think, it'll have a purse.
00:48:24.000 And they just mark up the price, and women just keep buying and buying and buying because it's a status symbol.
00:48:31.000 All right, I think we're out of time.
00:48:34.000 I'm almost out of time.
00:48:36.000 That was really good.
00:48:39.000 But before we go, I promise you a funny video.
00:48:41.000 I want to, remember those two who were sucking out the negative energy strains through the top of their heads?
00:48:47.000 I was looking at this video then, and I couldn't help but think, how the fuck did these two find each other?
00:48:55.000 They are both the two weirdest people in the world.
00:48:58.000 They both happen to be in Florida.
00:49:00.000 They both happen to be involved in holistic healing.
00:49:04.000 I thought they were related.
00:49:05.000 They're not?
00:49:06.000 I don't know.
00:49:06.000 Maybe, well, that would make more sense.
00:49:09.000 But even then, when your mom is that insane, you're going to have the same lunatic proclivities.
00:49:15.000 You really raised that kid.
00:49:17.000 Like, if these two ever separate, they're going to have nobody to talk to to the day they die.
00:49:21.000 Well, the trees.
00:49:22.000 It's like that dude we used to have call in who was a lesbian who had been taking a trans woman who'd been taking hormones for so long.
00:49:29.000 He was just a little bald guy who looked like your mechanic.
00:49:33.000 So he's with a dude who is gay, but likes men without dicks.
00:49:39.000 He likes women that look like men.
00:49:42.000 Well, he likes men, but doesn't care if they have a penis or not, which is, in the gay community, I'm assuming, is the rarest imaginable thing.
00:49:49.000 Because gays hate vaginas.
00:49:51.000 And this is a dude with a vagina.
00:49:54.000 Yeah.
00:49:55.000 So he's never going to find another lover if he ever gets dumped.
00:49:59.000 And similarly, these two, I don't know what their relationship is, but if they ever get separated, they're going to have nobody to talk to.
00:50:04.000 Check them out.
00:50:05.000 Planet Earth Dating.
00:50:06.000 It's Sunday, March 18th, 2018.
00:50:09.000 In both the Lynn Life and the Jamie Body Mind, the authorized search is the only child.
00:50:15.000 What are they looking at?
00:50:16.000 From the deeper, denser dimensions, and all other souls from all other dimensions, as long as they are already living by all the rules given to the Search for Truth community by wiser minds above all of us, including the rule to contribute more to completing the Search for Truth assignments given to the Search for Truth community by wiser minds above all of us.
00:50:40.000 So many words that are seeing or using borrowing in Search for Truth resources.
00:50:46.000 Truth is basically in this work, the energy gets really thick and stuck.
00:50:51.000 It's like trying to walk through clay.
00:50:54.000 And we have that experience of sentience going on right now.
00:50:59.000 Gotta say, their audio is really good.
00:51:04.000 You see the miraculous bringers of messages known as lives and bodies.
00:51:09.000 As always, our foundation is to do.
00:51:13.000 Why is there a jump cut there?
00:51:14.000 Did they have to cut out a part where they weren't making sense?
00:51:18.000 I don't like that one part where I was babbling.
00:51:20.000 I want to focus on the really important.
00:51:22.000 We've got to edit this down to just the meat and bones.
00:51:25.000 There's like different lighting and everything, too.
00:51:27.000 Maybe they experienced some kind of energy blockage.
00:51:30.000 I bet.
00:51:30.000 I bet that's what happened.
00:51:31.000 I bet.
00:51:32.000 Her name's Black Wolf, apparently, the one lying down.
00:51:34.000 I bet she went, stop, stop recording.
00:51:36.000 I just lost my chakra.
00:51:38.000 I need a second.
00:51:38.000 And then she maybe sat there for, well, long enough for the lighting to change and said, okay, we can start again.
00:51:43.000 Meanwhile, Bug Eyes is still doing that the whole time.
00:51:46.000 Three hours go by.
00:51:48.000 Enough for daylight to change.
00:51:49.000 Are you ever done this, by the way?
00:51:51.000 Are you ever like, and that's the last of it?
00:51:54.000 No.
00:51:54.000 Like with food poisoning, you have explosive diarrhea and you can't stop vomiting.
00:51:58.000 And then there's the last one and you're done.
00:52:00.000 There must be a last, eh.
00:52:03.000 I'm totally clean and positive.
00:52:06.000 As always, our foundational intention is to do what is ours to do right now in all dimensions to create.
00:52:14.000 There doesn't exist a good enough explanation to why I want to understand one sentence.
00:52:18.000 Just let's listen for a second.
00:52:22.000 And with that, the formally videoed, and somebody's asking why we would do such a thing, and we would do such a thing because that's what our soul contracts commit us to doing, and that we know that these experiences of sentience will one day end, and that we will be held accountable for our soul plans, as are we all.
00:52:42.000 We're not going to be the one exception in all of creation.
00:52:45.000 That's just unlikely.
00:52:46.000 We're going with the odds that we will be held accountable for our soul plans.
00:52:51.000 And we're not denying that, and that's why we're working on that big problem.
00:52:54.000 I got it.
00:52:55.000 Why do you ask?
00:52:56.000 I got that one point.
00:52:57.000 She's talking about a judgment day.
00:52:59.000 She's saying, I'm not Christian, but like all religions, there's a judgment day, and you have to go to the St. Peter of whatever group you're in, and they will say, what were your soul plans?
00:53:08.000 She's renaming the Bible.
00:53:09.000 She's basically renaming the Bible.
00:53:11.000 So, St. Peter, you have to go there and explain your previous sins, and they're just preparing for that.
00:53:19.000 They're actually starting to become a member of their call.
00:53:22.000 I'm going to start removing my strands.
00:53:25.000 This is like lack of Scientology.
00:53:30.000 Get fired, be brave, get in trouble, and never stop fighting.
00:53:35.000 Whoa, that happened too quick.
00:53:37.000 What are you doing?