S02E39 - TAKIN A RIDE
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The Worlds Best Rock Albums We regularly feature every album that you might consider for your collection. From Black Sabbath to Metallica, and from Jethro Tull to Meatloaf, it's all here. The elusive rock album, the popular rock album and the ones that make it because they just should.
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That was taken a ride by the replacements from the 1981 album.
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Sorry, Ma, Forgot to Take Out the Trash, which includes the hit, Fuck School, Fuck School, Fuck My High School.
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This jacket sleeves are too short, but I had it tailor-made, right?
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Maybe you got measured when you had shorter arms.
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It's just a glorified daycare with brainwashing snuck in.
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Kids should just play until it's time for them to work.
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Now, there will be curious scientists of tomorrow who don't enjoy sports and want to learn about chemistry.
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5% of people are scholarly and have a predisposition to academia.
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But the other 95, we could have labor back in America.
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Especially when it comes to fixing major machines like tool and die makers.
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But we can't find them because kids are in school going $200,000 in debt and taking speech pathology.
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The artists behind the song Fuck School are called The Replacements, head by Paul Westerberg.
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And I heard a song I'd never heard before, a 1966 hit called Shapes of Things.
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And I realize I caught someone dipping their hands in the cookie jar.
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So listen to this Jeff Beck intro, just the beginning.
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I want total silence and play just the very beginning of Shapes of Things.
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Okay, let's do it one more time since you ruined everything like you always do.
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And when you listen to Paul Westerberg, he has that Jeff Beck kind of Rod Stewart horse thing.
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Which brings me to a famous one I bet you never heard before.
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You ever heard the Jimmy Page rip-off of Bert Janch?
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Now listen to Jimmy Page, three years later, doing Black Mountain Song.
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So we have Black Waterside and Black Mountain Sun.
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Now, in Jimmy Page's defense, which I can't believe I'm doing, by the way, everyone talks about how white rock and rollers like Elvis ripped off black music.
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No one talks about an English rock and roller ripping off a scot.
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But this is how it was explained to me by Matt Sweeney, the guitarist for Iggy Pop.
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He said, back then, in the 60s, it wasn't, it was like being that good of a guitarist was so rare, and especially in an isolated Britain, without social media or anything, so no one's going to, outside of their little circle, is going to know about this.
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But it was sort of like an homage to Bert and saying, I can do that crazy shit that Bert Jansch does.
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So it's almost like a basketball player doing some sort of a slam dunk that is usually typified by a different player like, I don't know anything about basketball.
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look at it i'm doing it Or kickflip, and then you involve your little twist on the kickflip.
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Skateboarders, one trick in skateboarding, 10 million people will do.
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No, a type of dunk, like some sort of doohickey where you'd spin around or something.
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Please don't interject when we're doing analogies.
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I stopped doing the Monday podcast, but it's paying well.
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Plus, on Monday, there's a four-day break, so I got a lot of stuff to say.
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Actually, you know what we should do on the podcast is talk about this show more.
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So people are inclined to come by and check it out.
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Is this bothering you, these giant plaid cuffs?
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You can see the fluffy part that goes beyond the base of the cuff.
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We overshare, but we try not to overswear on this show.
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I want you to be able to watch this if the kids are roaming around the house.
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So if there's nudity or something really disgusting, we'll warn you in advance.
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And we don't generally swear, but sometimes, like in the example of the replacement song, Fuck My School, Fuck School, it's relevant, right?
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Foul-mouthed couple are slammed for their very rude wedding invitation, peppered with four-letter words, swear words, including greeting guests as, hey, fuckface.
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As you know, we got fucking engaged, and now we got to plan a motherfucking wedding.
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Please arrive at 3.30 for a 4 p.m. garden ceremony at our house.
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Dress code, wear the, whatever the fuck you like.
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Smart, casual, go butt fuck naked for all we care.
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If you did want to give a wedding gift, a small contribution to our honeymoon would be perfect.
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But that brings up an interesting subject, which is wedding gifts.
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At our wedding, I think the plate per person ended up being like 300 bucks.
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So it was about, I think, 45, 50 grand, and we had something like 300 people, whatever that math is.
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So when you say you're coming and then you cancel, you just cost me 300 bucks.
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And as far as presents go, 300 bucks would be reasonable, but I understand that's a lot of money for some people.
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So 100 bucks, I think, is the bare minimum, and it's not offensive, 100 bucks.
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And so I thought, well, I spent 300 bucks on you.
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I started emailing guests, because you have a year, by the way, and saying, what the fuck?
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I got some shitty presents, like Blake Jacobs, the guitarist from my old band Enal Chinook.
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I mean, those are rare, but I wasn't impressed.
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Maybe if I pull here and sort of bunch it up out of camera.
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A children's book about Eddie Murphy, not written by?
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So it would be for like black kids to be inspired.
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I think he grew up where Howard Stern grew up in Long Island somewhere.
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Although it happened to me, Dave Cast, who had your job previous to you, he had a wedding, and I committed to get him something.
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And then he said, Keska Fukavec, my wedding present.
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It wasn't, I still had the year, but I kind of forgot.
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And it's very pleasant to have a bourbon in Waterford Crystal.
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And I got it from Chris, what's his name at Matador Records?
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Speaking of weddings, Trump showed up to a wedding.
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Can you imagine The stories, I mean, they're set.
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President shows up, kisses bride at MAGA-themed wedding.
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Usually, when I do selfies, I put my hand on the shoulder, but this guy's putting it on the waist, which is kind of intimate.
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So, and Trump is one of these germaphobes who doesn't like being hugged.
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He moves the hand away, but not in a gross way.
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He moves it away in a gesture that says, oh my God, I love having your hand there, but I'd like even better to shake it because it's such an awesome hand and I'm dying to shake your hand.
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Ladies, please leave your shoes on at weddings.
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Why does the dance one have to be a barefoot convention?
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When you're doing the list, obviously there's the core relatives you have to invite.
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I don't know if you have to invite all your cousins, especially if you have a lot and you want to save some money.
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Just barbecue and then a big bucket of beers and ice.
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And you could probably get it down to like $3,000, $4,000.
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And if you do it in September, it won't be too hot.
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But when you're coming up with the list and trying to whittle down the list, here's a good litmus test to cross guys off the list.
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If I were to call you and say, hey, I'm going to go buy pants, want to come?
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Now, if I were to say that to you, you'd go, yeah, I guess.
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Are we going out for a beer after or something?
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I mean, it's not the most exciting thing to do in the world, but if you're very close with some, it's like saying that to your brother.
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If you said to your brother, I'm going to go buy pants.
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If that were to sound totally insane, then don't have them at your wedding.
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For example, my buddy Gerard, he's like the grand poobah or whatever of the Knights of Columbus in Hell's Kitchen.
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You know, he grew up in Hell's Kitchen, so he can tell you about the 70s and the 80s and the Westies and all that stuff.
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But if I were to call him and his 72-year-old ass and say, hey, Gerard, do you want to go buy pants with me?
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And if you find the pants thing too intense and it whittles you down to three, then you can do a wider net.
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And that wider net is, hey, man, you want to go grab a beer?
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Now, I have lawyers I've worked with, accountants, good guys that I would think maybe I should invite them.
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But if you were to call that accountant and say, hey, man, you want to grab a beer?
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Everyone at my wedding was working at Vice at the time, including interns.
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So now I look at my wedding picture and like, oh, that dick was a dick.
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I love when an Italian woman tells you you're a class act.
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Meanwhile, she has a tattoo of her kids and the American flag and her baby and then like a microphone because she likes karaoke.
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Speaking of people being inappropriate at events, have we seen this Rashida Talib footage that just, I guess it was already out, but people didn't realize it was her.
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But in 2016, during the campaign, she made a complete ass of herself.
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I'm calling this the re-elect Trump squad because these four horsewomen of the apocalypse are the best thing that ever happened to Trump, and they are getting him re-elected.
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Wow, yeah, her movement is really stunning and odd.
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Remember that, I don't think you worked for me at the time, but there was that woman who stormed.
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She was at like a town hall and she was saying, shame, shame.
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And then she starts to get kicked out and she wants to say, can I get my bag?
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Rashid Talib, who is, she's a Palestinian, right?
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The re-elect Trump squad has at least two people who are pro-Hamas.
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Actually, I don't think I can name a group that is.
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No, the Center for American Immigration Reform.
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I don't know what the hell that CARE stands for.
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But even they get caught with ties to Hamas and TARE.
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It's amazing how far-left radicals can become so normalized in our government.
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Like Ilhan Omar married her gay brother to give him citizenship, divorced her husband, married her gay brother to give him citizenship.
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Then after he was naturalized, went back with the husband.
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She also giggles at al-Qaeda and Taliban and America's fear of these groups.
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It's literally the equivalent of Richard Spencer being a congressman.
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So anyway, Talib wants you to know, and the funny thing about all four of these women, although I don't know much about the black lady, every time they get caught acting like an asshole, the right goes, well, Ilhan, in fact, Sabo texted me and he goes, looks like Ilhan really put her foot in her mouth this time.
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Like when Antifa beat up those two Marines and we're calling them wetbacks, they think that's badass.
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Or when Antifa called that ice black guy the N-word and called him a slave, you'd go, well, you guys just showed your true colors.
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No, they think they're kicking ass and taking names.
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So what we see as a victory is for us, they consider it a victory for them.
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Like when Pelosi says, I can't deal with these people.
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That's a good jam, psycho by suicidal tendencies.
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By the way, you'll notice all my music that I'm pulling up is like punk and rock and stuff and maybe some rap, but not a lot of dance.
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I think it's because my dance years from 92 to whatever it is, 99, it was all on CD and I don't listen to CDs anymore.
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But secondly, we're all doing GHB and MDMA and I don't really remember it that well.
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And I think the music sucked and we just liked it because we were high.
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That was after we went bankrupt and lived in the back room of Triple Five Souls Loft in Williamsburg, when Williamsburg was very dangerous.
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Ayana Presley is the name of the woman of African color and descent.
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I don't know if you've seen any of their patterned dresses.
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In fact, it's the unity of all colors come together.
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We should go to Somalia to prove to everyone how beautiful and safe it is there.
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Well, that didn't work out for a lot of people.
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It's actually, they're kind of dangerous places.
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You know when Blackhawk Down, you know that movie that was about the civil war in Somalia?
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So they had a despot who was taking over the country and murdering, I think he murdered a thousand Somalians.
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He took the aid and saw that as a great power grab because now I'm holding your food and you're starving to death.
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So we've, I don't know why we bothered even sending aid in the first place.
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I don't know if you can to prevent genocide in Africa.
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Anyway, the Muslim terrorists in Somalia are absolute savages.
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And we sent our boys over there in Mogadishu to get the relief aid away from this despot and to the people who needed it.
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I believe another thousand died in that civil war, whatever you want to call that, that aid battle.
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We lost 19 men trying to get them the aid that we sent them.
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And Ilhan Omar's take is that we were oppressing Somalians and murdering them.
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We were murdering the guys who were murdering everyone and trying to get food and supplies to starving people.
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Vietnam was given to the French, and then the Vietnamese communists said, no, we're keeping it.
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And then I don't know why France didn't have to do this.
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We had to go there and lose 60,000 men trying to straighten out some paperwork.
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Anyway, Ilhan Omar hates that we went to Somalia.
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I actually would like to apologize to the 20 men who died trying to fix that disgusting mess.
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I'm sure there's countries, I've heard Kenya's nice, I'm sure there are countries that are not shitholes in Africa, but Congo and Somalia, sorry, that's inarguable.
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Go look at, you know, the worst quality of life, and it's all African countries at the top of the worst list.
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But anyway, Rashida Tlaib wants us to know she's not going anywhere.
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She's going to impeach the motherfucker, was her words.
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I happen to know because I talked to the National 1 out of 10 almanac, and she is listed as 5.3.
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She has plastic bag collecting homeless women here.
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I want to welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome the incredible NAACP to Detroit, my home where I was born and raised.
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I want you to know in every corner, I always tell people in Washington, D.C., in every corner, there is a reminder of a movement.
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If it's the labor rights movement, the civil rights movement, every corner is a reminder to demand justice, opportunity.
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I think she was the black girl in the facts of life.
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I think that's a Van Halen song about a guy liking his teacher.
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Tootie was the least attractive one on that show.
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So the narrative with the re-elect Trump squad is that he has created Nazi America and white supremacists who were already everywhere.
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They were just like zombies waiting in the ground.
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They've now been empowered and they can come out.
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So in order to prove that, you need examples of racism.
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And what a lot of these alt-left nuts who are in office are doing is taking every tiny incident and blowing it up into a Klan rally.
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She appears to be a totally incompetent and uneducated politician.
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She went to some weird Seventh-day Adventist black college.
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But I just look at her and I think, how are you there?
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How many jobs did you have before you ended up there?
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She started something that's a voice for foster children.
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Aren't you supposed to have these videos loaded, sir?
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It's just, I didn't expect it to be signed out.
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Let's see if we see actual moisture in her eyes.
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I decided to go live because I'm very upset because people are getting really out of control with this.
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That the way she got to where she is was by complaining and saying, I live in a horrible racist world and it's hell.
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Secondly, she says things are getting out of hand.
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The implication there is that it's just daily abuse.
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When was the last time in your life you heard anyone, not in a joke, say, I wish they'd send blacks back to Africa?
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I guess Marcus Garvey, the revolutionary Liberians who started a country in Africa, radical black activists, Richard Spencer, Professor Griff.
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No, Professor Griff wants to stay here and have black states.
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It's a very rare thing to want, to believe, to assume is plausible.
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The racists focus on things like, we got to get them off welfare.
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It's just easier for people to making an episode black and white.
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No one says, I wish we could get a bunch of cruise ships to go into port and then we'd fill them up with people of color.
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And I guess with mulattoes, we'd say, what do you want to do?
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And then we get, and then black guys who grew up in black neighborhood, white guys who grew up in black neighborhoods, I guess they get on.
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And then black guys who grew up in white neighborhoods, like that Jordan Peale dude who does the scary movies, he could stay.
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Some of them we should just round up, like guys in prison and stuff.
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That'll be like, well, they're 14% of the population.
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I guess we negotiate with the individual countries, probably along the west, because plane rides is going to be a hell of a journey.
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I'm not sure where the money's coming for this.
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I guess we do like a fundraiser, like a telethon.
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And then we negotiate with individual countries for these guys to stay.
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And then if they want to come back, I guess we'd have them on a list, a 50 million person list, that the airports would all have.
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And then I guess we'd fly him back, or maybe he'd be a refugee.
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And it's a really cartoon Andy Capper, not even Archie Bunker version of a racist.
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But she's pushing it and she is pretending to cry about it.
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Why do you dry your tears on the top of your left eyebrow?
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Yeah, she does it because it gives her mile-high cheekbones to do her videos upside down.
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Yes, I have 15 items, but I'm nine months pregnant and I can't stand up for long.
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And this white man comes up to me and says, you lazy son of a bitch.
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Ignorant is a term I've heard black people use to talk about other black people.
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And it usually means like you're not aware of civil rights or Jim Crow or something.
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I've never heard a white person say it about a black person or a white person say it about anyone.
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Like I've never called a person ignorant in my life.
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He wanted to just tell him who I am and how I know.
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Now I could just tell him, please leave me alone, please.
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But that is the most egregious part of the lie.
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That as this man is like, you're ignorant, you lazy need to go back to Africa.
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And the kid said, Mama, Mama, why does he call you those things?
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My son didn't know what racism was until this man started yelling at me.
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I can't even explain to her why he has so much hate in his heart.
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Until, I guess, the daughter or her other child eventually coerced him to stop.
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And he's, as Mike Cernovich pointed out, Mike Cernovich is a great periscope on this.
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The guy who she's talking about is not a racist, but he is a douche.
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I mean, why do you give a shit if someone has too many items in the express checkout?
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By the way, is there a man who needs a mustache more in the world?
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So, yeah, the only time, okay, say it was a mob of people and I was stuck in a lineup in my express lane and there was some woman who wasn't pregnant and was just annoying and had like 60 items and it was costing us 10 minutes and it was pissing everyone off.
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And you know, everyone else in the lineup would be going, oh, for crying out loud.
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So she must have made that crying video on the premises, maybe in her car.
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So boom, a news van shows up because this is a small town.
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I don't think she's in D.C. I think she's in Miami.
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He's still there to say, yeah, that never happened.
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I walked up to the two customer service associations from Publix, asked them what can be done in a nice manner.
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They said, corporate policy, we can't do anything, but you as a customer can say something.
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I took a step outside the store, thought about it, turned around, walked up to Miss Thomas, and said, ma'am, not to be rude, my exact first words, pointed at the sign, which you need to go back to.
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I don't remember exactly what she said, but on camera, she approached me, came towards me, as I took a couple steps back.
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Well, look, you do have to do that clap talk because he's not remembering it.
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I will use extra items if I am pregnant, which is a good point.
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Can you find the video of her taking it back, too?
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Because to publicly imply that a man told you to go back to Africa is a very serious allegation.
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Okay, because that makes you look better because everybody's after you now.
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It is rude, but it's got nothing to do with white supremacy in Trump's America.
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But there's one where she's outside and she says, I wouldn't say it was exactly go back to Africa, but it was go back.
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Why don't you go back to the non-express lane where you came from?
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But as Cernovich points out, that's a 10th, what is it?
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That's a six-figure settlement you're asking for when you make up lies like that.
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You still feel like you can get out there and call me names and call me out of my character.
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Yes, I do believe that it's incited from the top.
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Representative Erica Thomas says she believes Spark's comments to her were racially charged.
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He said, go back, you know, those types of words.
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I don't want to say he said, go back to your country or go back to where you came from, but he was making those types of references is what I remember.
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So according to her logic, to say to a woman, you lazy fat bitch, in an argument is the same as, if she's black, is the same as saying, go back to Africa.
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Because on the news that he's spelling a bad word.
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Fat is okay to say on the news, but lazy fucking bitch.
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No, no, if you say B-I-T-C-H, you could now spell it.
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Well, look, we're really getting into the weeds here, but he didn't say fat bitch.
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Because kids could spell, and you're not allowed to hear bitch on the news.
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In fact, if you follow Cernovich, all you just saw was the Gavin McInnis version of the Cernovich territory.
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Should I not do stories that have already been covered?
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Trump is getting involved with rapper ASAP Rocky.
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He's in jail in Sweden for getting into a fight with a migrant Muslim refugee, I believe.
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I don't know if he wanted money or what the story was.
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And Trump commented, if you go down, you can see Trump's take that he called.
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Just got off a very good call with Swedish PM Stefan Lovefin, who ensured me that American citizen ASAP Rocky will be treated fairly.
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Likewise, I assured him that ASAP was not a flight risk and offered to personally vouch for his bail or an alternative.
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Our teams will be talking further, and we agreed to speak again in the next 48 hours.
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And then, G-Easy, whatever that white rapper said, that the fact that ASAP was jailed and he wasn't jailed when he was in Sweden is an example of toxic racism.
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They don't really have slavery and all that stuff.
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I did a commercial with him for Alexander Wang.
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One of the few times I directed, I'm not a very good director because I kind of just feel like, all right, let's get over it.
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But you're supposed to keep staying and let's try again.
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My attitude with directing is you're either a good actor or you're not.
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You're not going to get better in the next four minutes.
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She does a character called Bonquiqui that was on Mad TV.
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Everyone was pretty cool to work with on this commercial.
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So the conceit is Bonquiqui, who's like this ghetto Hispanic woman, is working at Alexander Wang and treating everyone like shit because she's trash.
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So you want to help the customer, but you don't want to get in their way.
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Kind of like how you harassing me right now with all these demands.
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It was one of the girls who was working on the commercial.
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Like a starving kid needs some food, or like a homeless man need a house, you need it.
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Johnson came back and made me add a record scratch.
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Okay, he hit up by your shirt, so he too good to flirt.
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Okay, look, let me tell you something right now.
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Straight up out the hood and steal some of you.
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And they're missing out on all this great content.
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He's the creative director for Barney's, I think.
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I think it's pretty clear that this isn't working out.
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Because, like, I'm about to go on my break anyway.
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I don't need that cute jacket right over there that try to earn it and look real cute on me.
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I mean, being the creative director of Barney's is a huge deal.
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Being married to Jonathan Adler, he's one of the biggest furniture designers in the world.
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And it's fun to sit and talk with him about the politics and the economics of fashion.
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And he's the one who told me, he goes, purses have ruined everything.
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He said a purse, I wrote an article for Tacky Mag about this, by the way.
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He said, a purse used to just be one little thing a woman had.
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And it was the same attention as a belt or one of your favorite blazers.
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The first two floors of any shop, like prod or whatever, are all purses.
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And even if you look up on Google Maps retail stores, the logo that defines a retail fashion outlet is a purse.
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Sometimes even for a sunglasses place, I think, it'll have a purse.
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And they just mark up the price, and women just keep buying and buying and buying because it's a status symbol.
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I want to, remember those two who were sucking out the negative energy strains through the top of their heads?
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I was looking at this video then, and I couldn't help but think, how the fuck did these two find each other?
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They are both the two weirdest people in the world.
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They both happen to be involved in holistic healing.
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But even then, when your mom is that insane, you're going to have the same lunatic proclivities.
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Like, if these two ever separate, they're going to have nobody to talk to to the day they die.
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It's like that dude we used to have call in who was a lesbian who had been taking a trans woman who'd been taking hormones for so long.
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He was just a little bald guy who looked like your mechanic.
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So he's with a dude who is gay, but likes men without dicks.
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Well, he likes men, but doesn't care if they have a penis or not, which is, in the gay community, I'm assuming, is the rarest imaginable thing.
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So he's never going to find another lover if he ever gets dumped.
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And similarly, these two, I don't know what their relationship is, but if they ever get separated, they're going to have nobody to talk to.
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In both the Lynn Life and the Jamie Body Mind, the authorized search is the only child.
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From the deeper, denser dimensions, and all other souls from all other dimensions, as long as they are already living by all the rules given to the Search for Truth community by wiser minds above all of us, including the rule to contribute more to completing the Search for Truth assignments given to the Search for Truth community by wiser minds above all of us.
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So many words that are seeing or using borrowing in Search for Truth resources.
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Truth is basically in this work, the energy gets really thick and stuck.
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And we have that experience of sentience going on right now.
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You see the miraculous bringers of messages known as lives and bodies.
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Did they have to cut out a part where they weren't making sense?
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I don't like that one part where I was babbling.
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We've got to edit this down to just the meat and bones.
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There's like different lighting and everything, too.
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Maybe they experienced some kind of energy blockage.
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Her name's Black Wolf, apparently, the one lying down.
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And then she maybe sat there for, well, long enough for the lighting to change and said, okay, we can start again.
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Meanwhile, Bug Eyes is still doing that the whole time.
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Like with food poisoning, you have explosive diarrhea and you can't stop vomiting.
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As always, our foundational intention is to do what is ours to do right now in all dimensions to create.
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There doesn't exist a good enough explanation to why I want to understand one sentence.
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And with that, the formally videoed, and somebody's asking why we would do such a thing, and we would do such a thing because that's what our soul contracts commit us to doing, and that we know that these experiences of sentience will one day end, and that we will be held accountable for our soul plans, as are we all.
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We're not going to be the one exception in all of creation.
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We're going with the odds that we will be held accountable for our soul plans.
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And we're not denying that, and that's why we're working on that big problem.
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She's saying, I'm not Christian, but like all religions, there's a judgment day, and you have to go to the St. Peter of whatever group you're in, and they will say, what were your soul plans?
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So, St. Peter, you have to go there and explain your previous sins, and they're just preparing for that.
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They're actually starting to become a member of their call.
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Get fired, be brave, get in trouble, and never stop fighting.