Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 05, 2019


S02E45 - GAY BASEBALL


Episode Stats

Length

57 minutes

Words per Minute

167.06866

Word Count

9,651

Sentence Count

976

Misogynist Sentences

14

Hate Speech Sentences

37


Summary

In this episode, I talk about the Mets' win in the World Series, the song they play at the end of the game, and why I don't think baseball should be played in the sand. Also, the Mets should be playing in the dirt.


Transcript

00:00:25.000 Yeah, who didn't?
00:00:26.000 He could throw that streetball by Make you look like a blue boy Pods.
00:00:35.000 Oh, no.
00:00:36.000 What am I saying?
00:00:37.000 Pods for?
00:00:38.000 I'm the one with the ghetto blaster.
00:00:40.000 My son had a baseball tournament this weekend.
00:00:43.000 We won.
00:00:46.000 We did really well.
00:00:48.000 We got some great hitters.
00:00:49.000 My son is a great fielder, great shortstop, great third baseman, and great hitter.
00:00:54.000 But I wish he would pitch more.
00:00:56.000 You get a very small window when you're a young man in America to pitch.
00:01:01.000 And then you screw it up.
00:01:03.000 And now, like, they play games more than they practice.
00:01:07.000 So if you miss, you know, you screw up two games, well, move, move.
00:01:11.000 You're done.
00:01:11.000 You don't get to try it out for very long.
00:01:14.000 So you kind of have to be born awesome with pitching.
00:01:18.000 But I think there's still time to save them.
00:01:20.000 But at the baseball championship, there's songs they always play.
00:01:24.000 Sweet Caroline, Glory Days, and Center Field, baseball songs.
00:01:27.000 Although Sweet Caroline is a love song, but they love playing it at baseball games.
00:01:31.000 And I never listened to the lyrics before, but I have a very analytical mind because I'm in a championship.
00:01:35.000 So my eyeballs are Adderall eyes, Dadderall.
00:01:38.000 And I'm watching it, taking in everything, and then I'm even analyzing the songs when they come down, right?
00:01:43.000 You can't look away at baseball games, especially my son's 10.
00:01:46.000 10 and up, the games are awesome.
00:01:48.000 You should have seen this game with the 11-year-olds.
00:01:52.000 Holy crap, are they good?
00:01:54.000 If you hit the fence, you might make it to first.
00:01:57.000 It's conceivable you'll make it to second if there's an error, but I doubt it.
00:02:01.000 And if you do a pop fly, it's caught.
00:02:03.000 Guaranteed caught.
00:02:05.000 And pickles, pickles are common.
00:02:07.000 You know a pickle where the catcher has it and the third baseman has it and you're running back and forth hoping one of them screws up?
00:02:13.000 Two of those.
00:02:14.000 And in this game, I saw two double plays.
00:02:17.000 It's MLB.
00:02:19.000 And that's the beauty of being a Mets fan.
00:02:21.000 My standards are so low that the very worst Mets game and the best 10 and 11 year old game are very similar.
00:02:28.000 Remarkably similar.
00:02:29.000 Kano was injured, by the way, which is really bad news for us.
00:02:35.000 And one of the things I think, one of the reasons we won is because the opposing team pulled their pitcher after four pitches because they were all balls.
00:02:45.000 And that just ruined the morale for the whole rest of the game for that team.
00:02:49.000 Give the guy an inning.
00:02:51.000 Seinfeld sucked for the first year.
00:02:53.000 You're pulling your pitcher after four pitches.
00:02:55.000 He's a 10-year-old.
00:02:56.000 And by the way, the reasons we have these leagues is because kids don't play anymore.
00:03:01.000 So we have to set it up, monitored play.
00:03:03.000 I don't like it.
00:03:04.000 I wish they were just playing in the sand lot like when I was a kid, although we played road hockey.
00:03:09.000 But that's not happening.
00:03:10.000 All right, fine.
00:03:11.000 We'll get them uniforms as long as we get them out.
00:03:13.000 But the goal here is not to score.
00:03:15.000 It's not the championships.
00:03:16.000 It's to get them playing and improving and developing, you know, skills and camaraderie and having fun.
00:03:23.000 That's the number one thing with games at this age.
00:03:26.000 You're not trying to get a baseball scholarship for junior high.
00:03:30.000 Relax.
00:03:32.000 So this dick of a coach pulled his top pitcher after four pitches.
00:03:37.000 The poor kid was bawling his eyes out.
00:03:39.000 In fact, every pitcher, because he kept pulling them every time they were imperfect and they would just sit in the dugout and cry because they're little kids, although there's no crying in baseball.
00:03:48.000 We wouldn't allow that on our team.
00:03:50.000 But he just destroyed the morale.
00:03:51.000 That's a shitty memory for them now.
00:03:54.000 And they ended up walking more because they were so stressed out.
00:03:57.000 I'm going to get yanked if I walk anyone.
00:03:59.000 Way to go, dad.
00:04:02.000 By the way, you may have noticed this incredibly complicated thing on my desk.
00:04:04.000 I'm trying to figure out how I can go away on vacation and still provide you with top quality programming.
00:04:10.000 And I think the way to do it is to pre-record some episodes.
00:04:13.000 Also, to get some people to do pilots.
00:04:15.000 I want to start getting other shows on this network.
00:04:18.000 Like, I would like to have Roger Stone have a show, Laura Loomer have a show, Joe Biggs have a show, Soph have a show.
00:04:24.000 Anyone who's banned has a home here at free speech.tv.
00:04:28.000 It's the island of Misfit Toys.
00:04:31.000 But they're all busy and they don't necessarily enjoy this format of sitting and talking to a camera.
00:04:36.000 I like it.
00:04:37.000 It's like radio.
00:04:38.000 Suckers never play me.
00:04:41.000 So that's what that is.
00:04:42.000 But we've got some plans, though.
00:04:43.000 We could do pilot week next week.
00:04:46.000 Then we could do live from Breezy Point.
00:04:48.000 I go to Breezy Point in the summers now.
00:04:51.000 And then those could be pre-records.
00:04:54.000 And then, Ryan, you could just come up to our place in Breezy, come down, and we could do live streams there with a camera.
00:05:03.000 They'd obviously be shorter.
00:05:03.000 Totally.
00:05:05.000 You know, it would make this sting less for the viewers as if we had a bunch of off-the-records and other stuff to alleviate them.
00:05:13.000 Milo and I. I think I saw the episode.
00:05:16.000 They kind of got wasted towards the end, but I think we could rein that in, and that could be a good show without me.
00:05:22.000 Milo and Chadwick.
00:05:23.000 And then the I is replaceable.
00:05:24.000 It could be Chadwick if he can't make it be somebody else.
00:05:27.000 It could be anyone.
00:05:28.000 It's an I. Just make it Milo's show.
00:05:30.000 He's more likely to promote it, I think, if it's just him, too.
00:05:34.000 But yeah, they seem to get a little wasted towards the end there.
00:05:38.000 I don't know what you said.
00:05:39.000 Yeah.
00:05:40.000 A little.
00:05:41.000 A little, I guess.
00:05:41.000 A little.
00:05:42.000 It was a little cacophonous.
00:05:44.000 But anyway, the reason I played that song was not to talk about that mean coach, but it was to talk about these songs that I'm analyzing and hearing with fresh ears, with concentration ears.
00:06:00.000 Making love like a pool boy?
00:06:04.000 What did you just say?
00:06:05.000 Who was the pool boy?
00:06:16.000 I don't mind that part.
00:06:18.000 Great!
00:06:23.000 Love it!
00:06:24.000 So, don't let the boy get touchy by.
00:06:27.000 Cool, song, but go back.
00:06:30.000 Making love like a pool boy?
00:06:31.000 It's right before that.
00:06:34.000 first stanza, right?
00:06:35.000 Gotcha.
00:06:42.000 Great.
00:06:42.000 Me too.
00:06:51.000 Wait, what?
00:06:52.000 He could throw that speedball by you.
00:06:55.000 Great.
00:06:55.000 We're on paid.
00:06:56.000 Everything is great here.
00:06:56.000 We're on par.
00:06:58.000 Making love like a pool boy?
00:07:00.000 Who, first of all, is that a given that pool boys are getting late all the time?
00:07:04.000 I thought that was like an urban legend.
00:07:05.000 I guess the Flamingo Kid, which, by the way, takes place in Breezy, just up from Breezy, the Jewish part of Breezy.
00:07:12.000 Flamingo Point?
00:07:13.000 What is it called?
00:07:13.000 Flamingo Kid, Mac Dylan movie?
00:07:15.000 Huh.
00:07:16.000 I think he makes love.
00:07:18.000 But what are you talking about?
00:07:20.000 Making love?
00:07:22.000 No adult male should say making love ever.
00:07:25.000 Yeah, well, sorry, I was late.
00:07:26.000 I was making love with my wife.
00:07:29.000 Oh, my God.
00:07:30.000 Last night was my wife and my anniversary.
00:07:32.000 We made love for hours.
00:07:34.000 So much making love.
00:07:36.000 I made love twice.
00:07:38.000 I would never say the word making love ever.
00:07:40.000 Not even to my kids if they ask me about sex.
00:07:42.000 I just call it sex.
00:07:43.000 Making love.
00:07:44.000 Do you also have a best friend, Bruce?
00:07:46.000 Is the chicken man your best friend?
00:07:50.000 So that is gay on so many levels.
00:07:53.000 First of all, you don't like the word making love.
00:07:54.000 Secondly, why do you care about 18-year-olds fornicating?
00:07:57.000 And thirdly, you're clearly into the way that this pool boy makes love.
00:08:04.000 Is it that he does it a lot or he does it nice and slow?
00:08:08.000 Why are you into the details of teen sex, you weirdo?
00:08:13.000 It could be doing it in the style of a pool boy or with the frequency that I don't want to know anything.
00:08:18.000 I don't want to know about how pool boys make love.
00:08:20.000 Call me old-fashioned.
00:08:22.000 It was kind of left field that he would bring that up.
00:08:29.000 You should have seen my best friend in high school.
00:08:32.000 He was an incredible pitcher.
00:08:33.000 And when he would make love...
00:08:37.000 Very similar.
00:08:38.000 Very similar.
00:08:39.000 Like long thrusts.
00:08:41.000 Not like Damon in Fast Times of Ridgemont High, where he just used his toes to push off the couch.
00:08:47.000 This is great iced tea.
00:08:48.000 Not him.
00:08:49.000 This is much better making love.
00:08:51.000 Who's your favorite maker lover?
00:08:54.000 It's a good one.
00:08:55.000 Making love like a contractor.
00:08:58.000 Making love like a pipe fitter.
00:09:00.000 I'd make an argument for another type of pool boy, the guys that play billiards.
00:09:05.000 They do pretty well, too.
00:09:07.000 Making love like a professional snooker player.
00:09:11.000 Snooker?
00:09:12.000 Yeah.
00:09:12.000 What is that?
00:09:14.000 What?
00:09:14.000 Snooker?
00:09:16.000 You're one year old.
00:09:17.000 Snooker table.
00:09:18.000 You were just born.
00:09:21.000 It's not like I was born yesterday.
00:09:22.000 Yeah, it is.
00:09:23.000 It's exactly like you were born yesterday.
00:09:25.000 Oh.
00:09:27.000 Snooker is a form of pool.
00:09:30.000 It's mostly played in Britain.
00:09:32.000 And it is also played by professionals for lots of money.
00:09:36.000 It's a very hard game.
00:09:38.000 They're never really able to master it.
00:09:41.000 All right.
00:09:42.000 So then another song comes on.
00:09:44.000 And center field.
00:09:46.000 Now this video is just a homemade fan video where they make it about Jackie Robinson, which I don't think it's about, is it?
00:09:54.000 I don't know.
00:09:55.000 Anyway, go back a little bit.
00:10:01.000 Wait, what are you doing?
00:10:04.000 Cool.
00:10:05.000 Baseball.
00:10:06.000 By the way, who told him to be a singer?
00:10:09.000 I like him.
00:10:13.000 Sounds like a homo.
00:10:23.000 Okay, so that's weird.
00:10:24.000 And I actually shouldn't have shown that because it takes you off when you think, oh, the song's about Jackie Robinson.
00:10:29.000 No, forget Jackie Robinson.
00:10:30.000 That's a dumb thing to show.
00:10:32.000 He's talking about, I don't know, a brown-eyed, handsome man?
00:10:38.000 Was everyone gay back then?
00:10:40.000 Who's a brown-eyed, handsome man?
00:10:42.000 Who sings about a brown-eyed, handsome man?
00:10:43.000 You know my friend Mike?
00:10:44.000 Brown-eyed, really handsome man?
00:10:47.000 Beautiful legs.
00:10:48.000 His legs go on forever.
00:10:49.000 Mile-high cheekbones, beast-stung lips, swimming pools, eyes you could just dive into, blue swimming pool eyes.
00:10:56.000 No?
00:10:57.000 Doesn't ring a bell.
00:10:58.000 He's a brown-eyed, handsome man.
00:11:01.000 Is there context there?
00:11:02.000 If he's talking about Jackie Robinson, I guess...
00:11:08.000 Now you're kissing some black guy's ass because you're a pussy.
00:11:11.000 There's a really, what could be incredibly inaccurate interpretation.
00:11:16.000 Deborah Day.
00:11:17.000 And Deborah Days.
00:11:18.000 What do they say?
00:11:19.000 They say baseball is a metaphor.
00:11:22.000 And they say that the song's not really about baseball.
00:11:23.000 It's about John Fogarty's absence from music and his return to music.
00:11:29.000 Fine.
00:11:30.000 And there was a dark period for him.
00:11:31.000 He didn't perform or write anything.
00:11:33.000 Gotcha?
00:11:34.000 I'm fine with all that.
00:11:35.000 I can handle metaphors.
00:11:36.000 Why did you say brown-eyed, handsome man?
00:11:38.000 Is that you?
00:11:40.000 Is it John Fogarty calling himself a brown-eyed handsome man?
00:11:43.000 Is that in his Tinder profile?
00:11:45.000 Musician, formerly of CCR.
00:11:47.000 Brown-eyed, handsome man.
00:11:50.000 Yeah, that's weird.
00:11:51.000 Anyway, so that's really queer.
00:11:52.000 By the way, speaking of black and white people, remember we did that thing on how white people are weird around black people?
00:11:57.000 Yes.
00:11:58.000 And Anderson Cooper will look down until his glasses are falling off, and Paul F. Tompkins goes like this.
00:12:04.000 I was watching comedians in cars getting coffee, which is really good.
00:12:07.000 And it's really interesting to see who thrives and who doesn't, and then who Jerry Seinfeld is comfortable with and who he isn't.
00:12:15.000 And he's very comfortable with Ricky Gervais because Ricky Gervais is short and fat.
00:12:19.000 So I think Seinfeld is a low-T kind of a beta guy who's smart, but also kind of driven.
00:12:25.000 But he likes being the alpha of the betas.
00:12:28.000 He doesn't really, the real alphas scare the shit out of him.
00:12:31.000 So he's cool with Ricky Gervais, but the one with Eddie Murphy was so embarrassing.
00:12:37.000 What a sycophant.
00:12:39.000 He gets that car because he, I think it's like a Ferrari or something.
00:12:43.000 He considers it to be perfect.
00:12:45.000 And that's why he chose it for Eddie Murphy because Eddie Murphy is perfect.
00:12:50.000 He doesn't say that, though.
00:12:51.000 Yes, he does.
00:12:53.000 He keeps telling Eddie Murphy he's perfect.
00:12:54.000 And you know what's funny about the subtext of this particular episode?
00:12:57.000 Eddie Murphy sort of says between the lines that he just got sick of Doing stand-up and movies because people like him too much and he couldn't handle all the ass kissing.
00:13:05.000 And in this same episode, he goes, I got to the point where I'd get on the stage and I would just go and make a funny face, and the whole place would be hysterical.
00:13:13.000 So there was no struggle.
00:13:16.000 There was nothing interesting about it.
00:13:18.000 It was just like going to my fan club.
00:13:20.000 Meanwhile, Seinfeld is over-laughing at every joke and telling him how wonderful he is and what a gift from God he is.
00:13:27.000 And it was just like you could see it going, see, I can't even hang out with Jerry Seinfeld now.
00:13:32.000 People kiss my ass too much because I'm black.
00:13:36.000 All right.
00:13:37.000 And then these songs were played in a row.
00:13:40.000 They played Neil Diamond's Sweet Caroline.
00:13:43.000 And that song is queer.
00:13:45.000 Touching me, touching you?
00:13:49.000 Who talks about being touched?
00:13:51.000 Last night, my wife and I, it was just so good.
00:13:54.000 We have such a great bond.
00:13:55.000 I mean, I've known her since 2001.
00:13:57.000 And just she was touching me, and I was touching her.
00:14:00.000 We were touching each other, and it just felt so good making love.
00:14:05.000 I was just amazed.
00:14:06.000 As a brown-eyed handsome man, I was amazed at how good it feels to be touched.
00:14:09.000 Will you touch me?
00:14:11.000 Go ahead.
00:14:17.000 Touching me?
00:14:19.000 Touching me?
00:14:21.000 Like on your nipples?
00:14:21.000 Where?
00:14:23.000 Sweet.
00:14:25.000 Oh, touch me.
00:14:27.000 When you say touch me, you don't think of genitalia.
00:14:30.000 You think of like, touch my bosom.
00:14:33.000 Yeah, like chest area.
00:14:34.000 Yeah, touch me.
00:14:35.000 Touch me.
00:14:36.000 Maybe like, maybe just like have an ice cube that you just sort of touch to my shoulders and then let the water glisten down my body.
00:14:44.000 And Neil Diamond probably has my body, right?
00:14:47.000 Like, do you want to touch this?
00:14:50.000 Oh, touching me.
00:14:52.000 Touching you.
00:14:56.000 Sweet Caroline.
00:14:58.000 Womp, womp, womp.
00:15:00.000 Touching never felt so good.
00:15:08.000 You're right, though.
00:15:11.000 You know that who song?
00:15:12.000 He's like, touch me.
00:15:14.000 No, I don't know.
00:15:15.000 Feel me.
00:15:17.000 What?
00:15:19.000 Why do these guys want to be touched so bad?
00:15:21.000 I actually don't like being touched.
00:15:22.000 It's kind of like virginy.
00:15:23.000 It's not even gay.
00:15:24.000 It's like virginy.
00:15:25.000 Don't touch me.
00:15:25.000 I don't like massages.
00:15:27.000 I'll make out.
00:15:28.000 I can get into that, although I haven't made out with my wife in like nine years.
00:15:33.000 But like being touched, what are you doing?
00:15:35.000 Let's just get down to brass tacks.
00:15:37.000 Let's do the thing that the touching is leading up to.
00:15:43.000 See me, feel me.
00:15:44.000 See me.
00:15:45.000 See me.
00:15:46.000 I don't want to be seen.
00:15:48.000 Touch me.
00:15:55.000 How do you make straightness queer, guys?
00:15:57.000 How is this?
00:15:58.000 Come on now.
00:15:59.000 What the?
00:15:59.000 This is Pete Townsend.
00:16:01.000 Oh.
00:16:02.000 He wrote all the Who songs.
00:16:04.000 Yeah.
00:16:05.000 This is queer.
00:16:07.000 Queer.
00:16:09.000 Touch me.
00:16:12.000 He also is the one who went solo and wrote, Rough boys out on the streets.
00:16:18.000 I want to suck and taste them.
00:16:20.000 Hot boys.
00:16:22.000 Yeah, what the heck is that?
00:16:24.000 Pardon me?
00:16:24.000 Pardon me.
00:16:25.000 Remember that?
00:16:26.000 Yeah.
00:16:27.000 Rough boys.
00:16:28.000 Ooh, out on the streets.
00:16:30.000 I don't talk about rough boys.
00:16:32.000 If I see some cool kids, I go, oh, cool.
00:16:35.000 I hope they get laid and have a good time.
00:16:36.000 Yeah.
00:16:37.000 Yeah.
00:16:43.000 Those are some rough boys.
00:16:44.000 God, don't you want to taste them?
00:16:46.000 What are you, Joe Biden?
00:16:47.000 Go on to sniff their hair.
00:16:49.000 He gave the middle finger while we...
00:16:49.000 Oh, it's badass.
00:16:54.000 Did you give the single?
00:16:56.000 Yeah.
00:16:56.000 Who did?
00:16:57.000 One of the rough boys?
00:16:59.000 No one townsend.
00:17:00.000 That's very Americanized, though.
00:17:00.000 Oh.
00:17:02.000 There you go.
00:17:03.000 Oh, right here.
00:17:06.000 Well, fuck you, too, rough boy.
00:17:11.000 Ooh, look at those rough boys.
00:17:12.000 Got some rough boy...
00:17:16.000 I think it's on my bingo card.
00:17:17.000 But...
00:17:19.000 Ooh!
00:17:20.000 Oh!
00:17:26.000 Just skip.
00:17:27.000 Come a little closer.
00:17:31.000 Oh, that's that game.
00:17:32.000 That's Schnucker.
00:17:40.000 I want to bite and kiss you.
00:17:42.000 Excuse me?
00:17:44.000 What was that?
00:17:45.000 What's his problem?
00:17:47.000 I want to bite and kiss you?
00:17:50.000 No.
00:17:52.000 You see mods and rockers fighting, and our instinct is like, whoa, it's going down.
00:17:55.000 Oh, world star.
00:17:57.000 And Pete Townsend's like, ooh, look at the rough boys.
00:18:01.000 Rare fighting.
00:18:04.000 You want to know something?
00:18:06.000 This is turning an episode of off the record.
00:18:08.000 So, you know the song Bonnie Tyler Totally Clips of the Heart?
00:18:12.000 That was done by a rage homosexual.
00:18:16.000 This is back when everything was gay.
00:18:17.000 Queen, the village people, Liberace.
00:18:20.000 We had been totally infiltrated by homosexuals and we didn't care or even ask because they were entertaining.
00:18:27.000 Okay.
00:18:29.000 But sometimes people didn't go, wait a minute, those two guys are naked and they're making out.
00:18:33.000 I think that's gay.
00:18:34.000 We didn't realize how gay we were.
00:18:36.000 So this song is called Total Eclipse of the Heart and Bonnie Tyler plays a headmaster, headmistress of a school, a boys' school.
00:18:43.000 So of course there's going to be boys everywhere, right?
00:18:46.000 And I guess you're supposed to take away, like, it's about young boys innocent and how they love women and they're becoming men.
00:18:56.000 That's maybe the total eclipse of the heart is them going from boys to men.
00:19:00.000 So it looks heterosexual because Bunny Tyler's hot.
00:19:02.000 This was called gospel rock, by the way.
00:19:04.000 But it's not that.
00:19:05.000 It's an homage to how gorgeous and sexy young boys are.
00:19:09.000 Pubescent boys, how gorgeous they are.
00:19:12.000 Sheesh.
00:19:12.000 Right?
00:19:14.000 This is a jam, though, I have to admit.
00:19:16.000 Yeah, it's pretty good.
00:19:17.000 This is one of the few times your shitty taste in music doesn't make me barf.
00:19:22.000 It's good.
00:19:23.000 Good song.
00:19:25.000 This is really hard to do at karaoke, but if you make it your first song before your horse, you can Probably pull it off.
00:19:31.000 Don't try this last.
00:19:33.000 Don't try this at home.
00:19:36.000 Okay, so the same director, raging queer, and we had queer blinders on.
00:19:42.000 Like Judas Priest, how did we not know?
00:19:44.000 Village people, Liberace, as Anthony Cumio always points out, would go on talk shows and they go, So when are you gonna find a lady, Liberace?
00:19:51.000 He's like, I don't know, I just haven't found the right one.
00:19:56.000 So Duran Duran, they get him to do Wild Boys.
00:20:02.000 And they go, what?
00:20:05.000 Why are we in a gay porn?
00:20:07.000 Because Duran Duran looked really gay, but that was, they were called the New Romantics back in the early 80s.
00:20:12.000 And they're actually tough working class British guys who would wear like pink suits and stuff in a sort of like the way gangsters will wear a Tweety Bird shirt.
00:20:21.000 You know what I mean?
00:20:22.000 Like they're trying to, even though they've killed 10 people, they want to come across as less violent.
00:20:26.000 So they'd wear like makeup and stuff.
00:20:28.000 But they were monsters.
00:20:29.000 Like flock of seagulls and stuff would kick your ass.
00:20:32.000 So they don't realize that to American gays, they look fantastic.
00:20:37.000 And so this gay director comes out with this video.
00:20:40.000 And apparently on the set, Duran Duran and Simon Labam are going, uh, hello?
00:20:46.000 What's going on here?
00:20:47.000 What?
00:20:48.000 Where's all the birds?
00:20:49.000 I mean, well, they're wild boys because they're getting laid a lot.
00:20:53.000 And they're making love like a pool boy.
00:20:55.000 You just got a bunch of young kids.
00:20:58.000 But they're barely naked, really.
00:21:02.000 Sort of like that suspicious movie with Rufio Pan Man.
00:21:07.000 Is it Peter Pan?
00:21:09.000 Steven Spielberg.
00:21:09.000 Yeah.
00:21:10.000 You know, Steven Spielberg is alleged to be a pedophile?
00:21:14.000 Yeah, I've heard he's in the Pizzagate hole thing.
00:21:16.000 Jim Goad wrote a lot about it in Answer Me.
00:21:18.000 And I did a whole article about how I found like 50 strange references to children and sex in E.T. Like there's this one scene in E.T. where they miss their dad, so they have his shirt out of the dirty laundry, and the two sons are sharing sniff time.
00:21:34.000 Sniffing the dad's shirt and then handing it to the brother.
00:21:38.000 The idea of me and my brother smelling my dad's dirty laundry is unfathomable.
00:21:45.000 Is the dad dead or something?
00:21:46.000 No, he's just not around much.
00:21:48.000 I think the parents are divorced.
00:21:50.000 That's weird.
00:21:53.000 The scene where they're sniffing a shirt.
00:21:54.000 Yeah, but you have a bunch of t-shirts on your screen.
00:21:56.000 Yeah, I don't know.
00:21:58.000 I said I put in Smelling Dad's shirt.
00:22:01.000 Smelling Dad's shirt.
00:22:02.000 You wouldn't think to put an ET in that?
00:22:04.000 Oh.
00:22:04.000 Oh, I did.
00:22:05.000 I think this is it.
00:22:08.000 Is that the shirt?
00:22:10.000 Give me the shirt.
00:22:14.000 No.
00:22:15.000 I saw that actor once in the East Village on his phone.
00:22:18.000 And I yelled, the kid?
00:22:19.000 Elliot.
00:22:21.000 I yelled, you phoning home?
00:22:23.000 I don't think he heard me.
00:22:27.000 So yeah.
00:22:28.000 But you didn't go back to Wild Boys.
00:22:29.000 We didn't see any of the Wild Boys.
00:22:33.000 Gay Wildness?
00:22:34.000 I guess it gets wild with the boys later on.
00:22:34.000 Yeah.
00:22:39.000 Wild boys always shine.
00:22:41.000 This is actually the There they are.
00:22:46.000 Shining.
00:22:47.000 Ooh, look at them flipping around.
00:22:47.000 Wow.
00:22:50.000 Batman Forever.
00:22:51.000 So agile.
00:22:56.000 Oh, and he would really go underwater.
00:22:58.000 He hated this.
00:22:59.000 I read all this in a book called Pop-Up Video.
00:23:06.000 Like, they're like, where are the chicks, please?
00:23:07.000 Billy Idol got about a thousand zombie broads in dancing with myself.
00:23:11.000 Can we get one?
00:23:13.000 Sorry, we spent it.
00:23:15.000 We spent all our money on boys.
00:23:18.000 Go a little farther.
00:23:22.000 Yeah, there they are.
00:23:24.000 Look at all the wild.
00:23:25.000 Yeah, there.
00:23:25.000 That's hell.
00:23:28.000 That was weird, man.
00:23:30.000 Simon LeBon was so labummed.
00:23:32.000 Bro, that was weird.
00:23:34.000 And then it says girls on the TV in front of him?
00:23:36.000 I was like, look at this, girls.
00:23:41.000 Isn't that enough?
00:23:42.000 How about all my flying boys, though?
00:23:45.000 Where did they go?
00:23:49.000 It's like Desmond Amazing's nightmare.
00:23:52.000 Yeah.
00:23:53.000 This is where Desmond Amazing is going to go when he dies.
00:23:53.000 Nightmare.
00:23:57.000 Heaven.
00:24:01.000 So anyway, speaking of boys, Proud Boy's still on trial.
00:24:06.000 I'm reticent to discuss it as they keep using this show as evidence to prove that I'm all about violence.
00:24:12.000 And I think that they were able to use some of my quotes before the judge said, all right, all right, all right.
00:24:18.000 It's a comedy show.
00:24:19.000 We have no evidence that they were watching it.
00:24:21.000 But the media, of course, is reporting on it very poorly.
00:24:24.000 I sent you a picture separately about this.
00:24:27.000 There it is.
00:24:28.000 So two of them are on trial now.
00:24:30.000 One of them, David, I think his lawyer tried to get him to flip on the other two, so he got fired.
00:24:35.000 So he'll be being tried later.
00:24:36.000 But these two guys, could they look better?
00:24:39.000 Yeah, Max looks stunning.
00:24:40.000 Max looks breath.
00:24:41.000 I'm gay.
00:24:42.000 I don't know if it's all this music, but I'm gay for him.
00:24:45.000 It looks like a Sherlock Holmes and Watson recasting.
00:24:49.000 Yeah, and he's sexying it up with that eyebrow.
00:24:52.000 Come on.
00:24:53.000 Oh, no, duh.
00:24:54.000 Jesus.
00:24:55.000 The gel hair with the, like, look at the Boardwalk Empire hair John's got.
00:24:58.000 By the way, that evil Nazi with the hand like that waving.
00:25:02.000 He is married to a black woman and has three black kids, another one on the way, but he's fired for being a Nazi, a member of a hate group.
00:25:09.000 And then there's Max.
00:25:10.000 Now, this article, I love the headline alone.
00:25:13.000 Prosecutors say brawling boys.
00:25:16.000 They put boys in quote like it's an insult.
00:25:19.000 Which is like, they're not men, they're boys.
00:25:21.000 Has it occurred to you that there's a sense of irony when you come up with the name proud boys?
00:25:26.000 Like, would it be cool to be called, we're the proud men?
00:25:30.000 Or like the tiger dudes?
00:25:32.000 Or ghost skull.
00:25:34.000 Or wild boys.
00:25:35.000 We're the wild boys.
00:25:38.000 They're not men.
00:25:39.000 Anyway, prosecutors say nothing to be proud of.
00:25:39.000 They're boys.
00:25:43.000 Yeah, that's the prosecutor's job.
00:25:45.000 What's the prosecutor going to say?
00:25:47.000 Totally innocent?
00:25:48.000 I'm wasting my time?
00:25:50.000 Anyway, in that article, there's two major errors.
00:25:53.000 One is they call one of the Antifa guys a woman and say that Max beat this woman.
00:25:59.000 You know why?
00:26:00.000 Because it's another one of these people with a cock and balls that says, I identify as trans at the last second, so you won't beat a woman.
00:26:07.000 And apparently it works because it ends up in court as a woman.
00:26:10.000 Also, they call the bottle of piss that was thrown at them before they beat up Antifa just a water bottle, a random water bottle.
00:26:20.000 No.
00:26:21.000 No one throws a water bottle at anyone.
00:26:23.000 I could bean Ryan right now in the head with a water bottle, and he'd go, what are you doing?
00:26:30.000 And if it was empty, which the implication is sort of there that it's empty, you couldn't.
00:26:34.000 You can't physically feel it.
00:26:35.000 You could whip it at a baby from two feet away, and you'd be lucky to make a mark.
00:26:40.000 You'd get a giggle.
00:26:42.000 The baby would go, run it up.
00:26:46.000 Chill.
00:26:47.000 Chill.
00:26:50.000 You know what's funny?
00:26:51.000 They don't make mini water bottles like that.
00:26:53.000 At least not the size of those little liquor bottles.
00:26:55.000 Right, yeah.
00:26:55.000 And the funny thing about all this, too, is there's video.
00:26:58.000 You can see it's not a woman, and you can see the bottle is like this.
00:27:01.000 I'm sorry to keep repeating this.
00:27:03.000 I had that same bottle thrown at me.
00:27:05.000 The guy driving my getaway car caught it because it landed on the sunroof and got caught there and rolled over to him.
00:27:10.000 He picked it up and he goes, oh, cool, free vodka.
00:27:13.000 And then he looks at the bottom and sees it's yellow and goes, ew, and throws it away.
00:27:17.000 I wish he hadn't thrown it away.
00:27:20.000 Although his testimony is surely just as good as him showing up the bottle, right?
00:27:23.000 If he's going to lie, he could have just bought the bottle.
00:27:26.000 So you're risking perjuring yourself.
00:27:28.000 And I think the bottle is on the video.
00:27:30.000 When I'm taking out my plastic sword and going, oh Taya Yamaguchi forever, clearly making fun of them.
00:27:36.000 Again, not threatening in any way.
00:27:38.000 Comedy.
00:27:40.000 God, they hate comedy these days, don't they?
00:27:46.000 While I was doing that, they were screaming and yelling and voraciously calling for our deaths.
00:27:52.000 It's called trolling.
00:27:54.000 It's called making fun of them.
00:27:55.000 And that brings me to this.
00:27:57.000 I've never heard of this before, but proud boys mock AOC.
00:28:03.000 This guy's not a proud boy.
00:28:04.000 I think proud boy has become an adjective just like Nazi.
00:28:07.000 Nazi now means Trump supporter and guy who doesn't think white people suck.
00:28:13.000 That's a Nazi.
00:28:14.000 Proud boy just means that, but under 40.
00:28:17.000 Oh, you got the sword thing there?
00:28:18.000 There's the bottle.
00:28:20.000 Oh, you can see it?
00:28:21.000 Let me see.
00:28:21.000 Yeah.
00:28:22.000 I forgot we covered this.
00:28:25.000 See it dropping down.
00:28:26.000 Where the hell is it?
00:28:27.000 It's definitely there.
00:28:28.000 I think I'm just zoomed in too much.
00:28:30.000 It rolled down the front of the car?
00:28:31.000 Yeah.
00:28:32.000 Oh, so he reached out the front and grabbed it.
00:28:35.000 Yeah, I think it, like, rolled basically almost into his window.
00:28:39.000 Well, I remember him saying, that's the most Spider-Man thing I've ever done.
00:28:44.000 Can you not see it?
00:28:46.000 Hold on.
00:28:46.000 It's coming out the front.
00:28:48.000 Use your mouse to show me.
00:28:51.000 My mouse is invisible since it's programmed thing.
00:28:53.000 It comes from the front.
00:28:55.000 Like, right dead center there.
00:28:58.000 Comes down.
00:29:00.000 What the f- You can see it on my screen.
00:29:03.000 Literally on my computer.
00:29:04.000 Maybe it's the lag here?
00:29:05.000 Anyway, you're wasting our time.
00:29:07.000 Yep.
00:29:08.000 So speaking of boys, there was this video came out and it said, Proud boys mock Exanio Casa-Cortez.
00:29:12.000 The guy's not a proud boy.
00:29:13.000 And it's mocking.
00:29:15.000 So these people are such Victorian Puritans now that they're anti-joke.
00:29:24.000 They mock migrant children in camps.
00:29:27.000 How is that guy a proud boy?
00:29:28.000 What's your evidence?
00:29:37.000 By the way, just pause.
00:29:38.000 He's not mocking children in cages.
00:29:40.000 He's mocking your media narrative of the children in cages.
00:29:44.000 He's mocking the concept that they are locked in little tiny cages like that.
00:29:48.000 The centers are actually quite livable, very reasonable, especially compared to any other detainment facilities in the world.
00:29:57.000 Try being detained in Mexico for being an illegal Guatemalan.
00:30:02.000 They get three hots and a tot.
00:30:06.000 And we've seen pictures of the holding cells.
00:30:08.000 They're not like that, but the media is portraying it like that.
00:30:10.000 So this guy's mocking that.
00:30:12.000 This person who's not a proud boy is mocking that.
00:30:15.000 And this guy is outraged.
00:30:20.000 And then they do Cortez coming in and crying.
00:30:24.000 Obama, why are you doing this?
00:30:26.000 Just pause.
00:30:27.000 That's a crucial part of the joke.
00:30:28.000 Remember within Every Joke is a Tiny Revolution?
00:30:30.000 He's saying, Obama, Obama, why are you doing this?
00:30:33.000 Obama is the one who started the whole kids in cages things and did it way more than Trump did.
00:30:38.000 So this joke is pointing that out.
00:30:39.000 Hold on.
00:30:40.000 Hey, you ready?
00:30:46.000 I think that's Joe Biggs.
00:30:47.000 Is it?
00:30:50.000 I don't know.
00:30:52.000 West is the best!
00:30:52.000 West is the best!
00:30:54.000 Those are probably problematics, yes.
00:30:58.000 And then look at that.
00:30:59.000 Regularly show up.
00:31:00.000 Just pause.
00:31:01.000 Regularly show up to leftist events to troll and attack people.
00:31:05.000 That's a lie.
00:31:06.000 In fact, the opposite is true.
00:31:08.000 As we just learned from this water bottle thing, they show up to Proud Boy events and attack them.
00:31:13.000 And then he goes, search for more at splccenter.org.
00:31:18.000 These are the group, this is the group that I am suing to the tune of a quarter of a million dollars for their lies.
00:31:26.000 And this is news.
00:31:28.000 So I look up the guy who did that article, and his name is, what is it?
00:31:33.000 Zach D. Roberts.
00:31:34.000 Zach D. Roberts.
00:31:35.000 So Zach D. Roberts, you can see him there.
00:31:36.000 They all look the same, by the way.
00:31:38.000 They all look like these shooters that we just saw.
00:31:41.000 Remember that face?
00:31:42.000 It's a low-T beta male face.
00:31:44.000 And these guys tend to be angry about not getting laid and not being invited to parties.
00:31:49.000 And they see people with testosterone having fun and going to parties and wedging guys and chugging beer.
00:31:54.000 And they just, they're filled with resentment.
00:31:57.000 90% of their agenda is FOMO, fear of missing out.
00:32:01.000 It's resentment.
00:32:03.000 ROMO.
00:32:04.000 Resentment for missing out.
00:32:06.000 Refomo.
00:32:08.000 So that guy's a New York Times contributor.
00:32:12.000 Right?
00:32:12.000 Yep.
00:32:13.000 So this guy who writes totally biased propaganda like that, he's not a journalist.
00:32:17.000 He's an activist.
00:32:18.000 But he's not secluded to the alt-left.
00:32:21.000 He's mainstream.
00:32:22.000 This is what I'm trying to say.
00:32:24.000 It's not like there is a bias here from the media towards the far left.
00:32:28.000 The far left has infiltrated it.
00:32:30.000 And the analogy I used in my parlor account is: it's the same with these gay priests that molest pubescent boys.
00:32:36.000 You go, oh, something about being a priest makes you so your sexual frustration is built up.
00:32:42.000 Next thing you know, you're molesting a pubescent boy.
00:32:44.000 No, the gays went into the priesthood, they infiltrated it knowing that they could molest boys.
00:32:50.000 Antifa, Zach D. Roberts is Antifa, and he's writing for the New York Times.
00:32:55.000 He's controlling the narrative.
00:32:57.000 The radical left, the mainstream media is not sympathetic to the radical left.
00:33:01.000 The radical left is in the mainstream media.
00:33:04.000 And that New York Times reporter who made that terrible video full of lies, full of the opposite of the truth, his Twitter feed has to be seen to be believed.
00:33:14.000 Look at the kind of things he retweets, this New York Times contributor.
00:33:18.000 So this is a guy named Matthew Siegel.
00:33:19.000 Click on Matthew Siegel, by the way.
00:33:21.000 He's another mainstream Antifa alt-leftist.
00:33:25.000 Click on him, retard.
00:33:26.000 What are you waiting for?
00:33:28.000 What are you doing?
00:33:29.000 Click on Matthew Siegel.
00:33:31.000 Why is that so complicated?
00:33:34.000 Why did you just sit there when I said that?
00:33:36.000 I was thinking about anti-fash Gordon.
00:33:42.000 What?
00:33:42.000 I say click on Matthew Siegel.
00:33:44.000 Matthew Siegel's right there and you're like this.
00:33:48.000 What were you doing?
00:33:49.000 Thinking.
00:33:51.000 About what?
00:33:52.000 The anti-fash Gordon.
00:33:53.000 Why wouldn't you be doing what I'm asking?
00:33:55.000 Well, just, I don't know, just thinking.
00:33:57.000 It's not a good time to think when someone's saying click on something.
00:34:01.000 Anyway, Matthew Siegel, where does he work?
00:34:05.000 ACLU of Massachusetts.
00:34:07.000 Yeah, this is what's really spooky.
00:34:09.000 He used to be a public defender.
00:34:11.000 See, this is what I said on the other show about how people in the courts are social justice warriors.
00:34:16.000 So now he's the ACLU, who, by the way, tried to get my case thrown out against the SPLC.
00:34:21.000 And the judge said, what are you guys doing here?
00:34:24.000 This has nothing to do with you.
00:34:25.000 And they went, oh, okay, I just thought you should know that you should dismiss it.
00:34:30.000 Who are you again?
00:34:31.000 I'm the ACLU.
00:34:32.000 I'm friends with the SPLC.
00:34:34.000 Yeah, you're not invited to this.
00:34:36.000 Get out of here.
00:34:37.000 Okay.
00:34:37.000 Anyway, Matthew Siegel, go back to his tweet.
00:34:40.000 Let's see how radical he is.
00:34:41.000 He says...
00:34:45.000 Oh, I have to go back literally.
00:34:47.000 All right, following terror attacks, leader of white supremacist movement issues demands.
00:34:51.000 So Donald J. Trump is the leader of the white supremacist movement.
00:34:57.000 That is the ACLU.
00:34:59.000 That is a public defender in our court system.
00:35:04.000 Do you get what I'm screaming now?
00:35:06.000 See if you can find that Kamala Harris guy.
00:35:09.000 He used to work for the Kamala Harris campaign.
00:35:11.000 And if you remember last week, so Tulsi Gabbard says, Kamala Harris, it's in our notes, dude.
00:35:16.000 Oh, okay.
00:35:17.000 It was one of the pictures I sent, I think later.
00:35:20.000 Yeah.
00:35:20.000 It was a pic I sent separately, this guy.
00:35:22.000 So last week at the debates, Tulsi Gabbard won by saying, wait a minute, you're talking about justice and everything and what a great job you did.
00:35:30.000 You put 1,500 men in prison, and I've heard the number is actually much higher, for marijuana, and then you're laughing and joking about how you used to smoke pot and listen to Tupac when you're on Charlemagne the Gods show.
00:35:41.000 And Kamala Harris comes back with a totally baseless accusation that Tulsi Gabbard supports Assad in, is it Syria?
00:35:54.000 Now, what Tulsi Gabbard said is, I don't think they're doing chemical attacks.
00:35:57.000 This smells like bullshit.
00:35:58.000 We don't need to send our troops over there to go and fight and die because of a rumor of a chemical attack.
00:36:04.000 Kamala Harris took that to mean, I fully support this dictator and everything he does.
00:36:09.000 If you don't want troops to die based on a rumor, then you support the dictator.
00:36:12.000 So it's a ridiculous claim.
00:36:14.000 And the claim Tulsi Gabbard made was easy to validate, totally valid, although Tulsi Gabbard's in our bad books for glorifying Antifa terrorists.
00:36:24.000 And Twitter starts this trend, a hashtag, what is it now?
00:36:30.000 Or maybe it was just a trend.
00:36:33.000 Yeah.
00:36:34.000 So we go after Tulsi Gabbard Forster CNN and gave Kamala Harris special individual to basically smear Gabbard, right?
00:36:40.000 Dan Cohen says that.
00:36:42.000 But we soon find out there's a trend going on all about, yeah, sorry.
00:36:49.000 Twitter promoted it as a top moment with an outrageous headline.
00:36:52.000 Kamala Harris brings up Tulsi Gabbard's record with the Assad regime.
00:36:56.000 So that's a Twitter moment.
00:36:59.000 Go back.
00:37:00.000 Kamala Harris brings up Tulsi Gabbard's record with the Assad regime.
00:37:06.000 And remember, I just told you what her record was.
00:37:08.000 I don't think we have to go to war because of a rumor of a chemical attack.
00:37:11.000 And it's trending twice on Twitter.
00:37:14.000 No mention of the Kamala Harris thing.
00:37:16.000 And then, look who's the communications.
00:37:18.000 Will you stop leaving?
00:37:20.000 Look who's the communications director at Twitter.
00:37:23.000 Oh, a former Kamala Harris press secretary.
00:37:28.000 Again, to what I was saying, it's not like Twitter, big tech, mainstream media enjoys the DNC, is sympathetic to Antifa.
00:37:39.000 They are Antifa.
00:37:41.000 They are the DNC.
00:37:43.000 Big tech and mainstream media have been infiltrated by these groups, and they are controlling the narrative.
00:37:48.000 That's called propaganda.
00:37:52.000 She was also the only candidate not to be trending on Twitter the day after the debates.
00:37:57.000 Really?
00:37:57.000 Yes.
00:37:59.000 That's such BS.
00:38:01.000 You know for a fact that she was the most Googled.
00:38:05.000 Well, no, Marianne Williamson was probably the most Googled, but Tulsi Gabbard, every man, every red-blooded American male, Google imaged her.
00:38:12.000 And boy, does she Google image well.
00:38:16.000 What a knockout.
00:38:17.000 She's got the sweat boob.
00:38:19.000 I think I also like her big chin because I have no chin.
00:38:21.000 And genetically, my brain goes, you will iron out your flaws.
00:38:25.000 You can make a better human being.
00:38:28.000 She will give your children the chin they need.
00:38:36.000 We got it?
00:38:38.000 Oh, there we go.
00:38:39.000 So they're admitting it.
00:38:43.000 What was that thing they were talking about?
00:38:45.000 Journalists are activists now, and they're not even journalists anymore.
00:38:49.000 Well, I guess that's the theme of this whole show.
00:38:51.000 That's what it was.
00:38:51.000 Oh, yeah.
00:38:52.000 It was Prager You.
00:38:53.000 I sent this to you late.
00:38:55.000 Did a video about the Charlottesville lie.
00:38:58.000 Now, I should do a whole episode on Charlottesville Because just something is so weird about all that.
00:39:03.000 I'll never forget, I was on the beach on vacation, and Jason Kessler had called me for the 50th time, and he had framed Charlottesville to me as a demonstration about statues.
00:39:17.000 Now, I'm a Canadian, and you guys seem to have a hell of a lot of baggage about the old Civil War.
00:39:22.000 But as an outsider, to see Johnny Rebel get torn down, a man who was conscripted, didn't have slaves, to see him get torn down and then stamped on and beaten, that just seems wrong to me.
00:39:33.000 What did he do?
00:39:34.000 He wasn't pro-slavery.
00:39:35.000 He could have been against the war.
00:39:37.000 He was drafted and he died.
00:39:38.000 And the way these 620,000 soldiers died, which is the equivalent of 5 million today, was horrific.
00:39:44.000 Gangrene, dysentery, horrible deaths, horrible war.
00:39:48.000 When you have a statue to them, you're not saying slavery was awesome.
00:39:51.000 You're just acknowledging a time in history.
00:39:54.000 And so it disturbed me that they were taking down statues.
00:39:56.000 So that's when I first met Jason Kessler.
00:39:58.000 This is a guy who voted for Obama.
00:40:00.000 This is a guy who was a member of Occupy Wall Street.
00:40:03.000 And then all of a sudden, he's obsessed with the Proud Boys.
00:40:06.000 And he gets into two different chapters.
00:40:08.000 He gets beaten in a jokey way back when there was no rules about it.
00:40:12.000 And he tells them he's not altruist.
00:40:14.000 I have myself on my show screaming at him, saying, you said you weren't all right.
00:40:19.000 The second they sussed out something was up with him, he was gone.
00:40:22.000 And in one case, it was that same night.
00:40:24.000 In the second case, in Virginia, I think it was like a week or something.
00:40:28.000 But he was booted out.
00:40:31.000 So this is crazy talk, but he sure smells like an operative to me.
00:40:36.000 He sure smells like a Fed.
00:40:38.000 In fact, all of Charlottesville seems like a setup.
00:40:41.000 Like there was no announcement of Tiki torches.
00:40:44.000 And it was only at the very end we saw a flyer that had frogs and keck and sort of Nazi imagery, like that big eagle that the SS would have.
00:40:51.000 I don't know why I'm doing it with my hand.
00:40:54.000 And no American flags on it and stuff and no Trump.
00:40:57.000 And we'd already disavowed it.
00:40:59.000 But even then I thought, you see, something fishy's going on.
00:41:02.000 And, you know, like I got asked to do that free speech thing in DC and the organizers were saying, come on, man, it'll be fun.
00:41:09.000 Roger Stone's going to be there.
00:41:10.000 A bunch of people are going to be there.
00:41:11.000 I thought, yeah, all right.
00:41:12.000 I mean, I'd run free speech.tv.
00:41:14.000 I'd be remiss not to be at a free speech thing.
00:41:16.000 Okay.
00:41:16.000 But I initially said no, because I didn't want to truck all the way out there for no money.
00:41:21.000 And they were like, oh, well, thanks.
00:41:24.000 But that's not the way Kessler was being on the phone.
00:41:26.000 He wanted me to come to that so badly.
00:41:28.000 And it was nothing to do with the alt-right.
00:41:30.000 And it was all about statues and everything was going to be groovy.
00:41:33.000 And I remember yelling to him, look, I was a teenager.
00:41:36.000 I fought Nazi skinheads in the 80s.
00:41:39.000 Now I'm 49.
00:41:40.000 I was 47 at the time, I guess.
00:41:42.000 Now I'm 47.
00:41:43.000 You do your thing.
00:41:44.000 I'm not doing your thing for you.
00:41:46.000 And I hung up on him in a rage because he wouldn't stop calling me.
00:41:49.000 That's not the way organizers are.
00:41:52.000 They say, please come to this thing.
00:41:53.000 No, I can't.
00:41:54.000 All right.
00:41:55.000 They don't call you again and again and again and again.
00:41:58.000 There was someone somewhere who really wanted Proud Boys at Unite the Right at Charlottesville and really wanted me to be there.
00:42:07.000 I think they were paid.
00:42:09.000 This is just a theory, but it sure looks like someone was being paid to ruin me and Proud Boys.
00:42:14.000 And after that Charlottesville was over, I was expecting high fives because I called it.
00:42:18.000 I knew something was going on there that was fishy.
00:42:21.000 I knew it was going to get hijacked.
00:42:24.000 And instead they went, you were there and so were your boys.
00:42:28.000 We know who you are now.
00:42:29.000 And I thought, oh, they've decided just to run with the narrative anyway.
00:42:32.000 Like those doomsday guys that say the world's going to end on September 4th and it doesn't end and they end up with more followers because they just sort of tweak it.
00:42:39.000 I didn't say which September 4th could be next September 4th.
00:42:43.000 Anyway, Prager U has a good video out that discusses the Charlottesville lie that somehow managed to trend on Twitter today.
00:42:50.000 You're going to have to skip ahead, though.
00:42:52.000 Politicians lie.
00:42:53.000 We all know that.
00:42:54.000 To about where?
00:42:55.000 About a third in.
00:42:56.000 ...of all politics...
00:42:57.000 ...was antagonistic.
00:42:58.000 The president was combative.
00:43:01.000 of Out of it all, one phrase eclipsed the thousands of words exchanged.
00:43:07.000 The media reported that President Trump described neo-Nazis as very fine people.
00:43:13.000 Just pause.
00:43:14.000 Only I would say this myth is accepted by 75% of Democrats.
00:43:25.000 I accepted it.
00:43:26.000 I thought he made a flub not knowing how severe this.
00:43:33.000 Listen to the truth.
00:43:35.000 He didn't.
00:43:36.000 In fact, he didn't even hint at it.
00:43:39.000 Just the opposite.
00:43:41.000 He condemned the neo-Nazis in no efficient terms.
00:43:45.000 So then, who were the fine people he mentioned?
00:43:48.000 The answer?
00:43:50.000 He was referring to another group of Charlottesville demonstrators who came out that weekend.
00:43:54.000 Protesters who wanted the Robert E. Lee statue removed and protesters who wanted to keep the statue and restore the park.
00:44:02.000 That's how it was pitched to me.
00:44:04.000 This is what President Trump said about those peaceful protesters.
00:44:08.000 You also had some very fine people on both sides.
00:44:12.000 You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down of, to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.
00:44:24.000 A few moments later, in case there would be any misunderstanding, he makes his meaning even more explicit.
00:44:30.000 I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white.
00:44:35.000 They should be condemned totally.
00:44:38.000 Lest you have any doubts that good people were in Charlottesville to protest the removal of the Robert E. Lee statue, the New York Times confirmed it in a story they published the next day, August 16th.
00:44:49.000 All right, you get the idea.
00:44:50.000 And then they go on to say, think of it this way.
00:44:53.000 When he said there's very fine people, do you think he was talking about Antifa and Nazis?
00:44:56.000 So he thinks there's very fine Antifa?
00:44:58.000 He doesn't.
00:45:00.000 And there was plenty of people there who just went there out of curiosity to see what it was, to film it, to record it.
00:45:05.000 In fact, the footage you see of Heather Heyer getting hit is recorded by Faith Goldie on her phone.
00:45:11.000 She was live reporting the thing.
00:45:13.000 Which brings us, of course, to the news of the day.
00:45:16.000 We're almost done the show, and I'm starting it right now about the two shooters.
00:45:20.000 It's a really interesting weekend because we have an alt-left shooter and an alt-right shooter.
00:45:26.000 And everyone is trying to hijack this for their own agenda.
00:45:30.000 And the guy, the alt-left shooter, hated Faith Goldie, the girl I just mentioned.
00:45:37.000 And he said, Faith Goldie is a Nazi.
00:45:38.000 And she was retweeting a tweet from Jacob, what's his name?
00:45:42.000 Jared Holt.
00:45:46.000 So that's why it's so dangerous that you guys keep doxing us and calling us Nazis.
00:45:49.000 You're basically handing out a flyer, hoping that some lunatic gets it and goes, oh, good, a Nazi, and then comes and kills us.
00:45:58.000 Like, this murderer was turned on to Faith Goldie by Jared Holt.
00:46:02.000 So if Faith Goldie was around, the odds are that she would be murdered because this guy's clearly okay with killing people and says Nazis must be killed.
00:46:10.000 And Faith can't defend herself, of course, because she's been banned from social media.
00:46:14.000 So this is no minor detail.
00:46:16.000 This is no small deal when we get deplatformed.
00:46:19.000 You call us a Nazi, we can't defend ourselves, and lunatics read Nazi and come to kill us.
00:46:25.000 Please play that at my funeral, by the way.
00:46:28.000 And that happened with the SBLC.
00:46:30.000 They said that that Christian group was a hate group, and he went in there and he tried to kill as many people as he could.
00:46:36.000 Fortunately, their security guard had the balls to tackle the shooter.
00:46:41.000 He got shot doing it.
00:46:42.000 Black guy, by the way, and a Hispanic shooter.
00:46:46.000 So your lies have consequences.
00:46:50.000 Anyway, I thought it was interesting to watch the two sides try to glom on to their various shooters.
00:46:56.000 And the right says, look, you see, you got an Antifa shooter.
00:47:00.000 All your rhetoric is dangerous.
00:47:01.000 And the left was saying, see, the El Paso Walmart guy was anti-immigration.
00:47:07.000 So that's my fault.
00:47:09.000 That's the right's fault.
00:47:10.000 Conversely, the Antifa guy was in Dayton, Ohio.
00:47:15.000 So that's the left's fault.
00:47:17.000 And Mike Stuckberry is a great example of this, where he found out that the right-wing guy followed Prison Planet.
00:47:24.000 And he said, it'll be interesting to see how many other right-wing people have influenced this killer.
00:47:30.000 And then there was the alt-left killer who followed Mike Stuckberry.
00:47:34.000 So let's see him weasel his way to this one.
00:47:36.000 Can you show the tweet?
00:47:37.000 So the first one, click on the bottom one that says August 4th.
00:47:41.000 And he says, gotta wonder how many more domestic terrorists are going to turn out to be followers of Prison Planet before he realizes his words have bloody consequences.
00:47:50.000 And then Ian Miles Chong points out, uh-oh, the Dayton shooter was one of Mike Stuckberry's followers who liked his posts.
00:47:57.000 Gotta wonder how many more domestic terrorists are going to turn to be followers of Mike Stuckberry before he realizes his words have bloody consequences.
00:48:04.000 So now the left, the alt-left, after constantly accusing us of leading to violence, has been linked to violence.
00:48:11.000 So what's their story?
00:48:12.000 Zaygo, no, I've talked to the people.
00:48:15.000 They never actually spoke to him personally.
00:48:18.000 And if he had, this is the anti-fashion Gordon, if he had spoken to us, we would have told him that toxic masculinity is really bad.
00:48:29.000 And he wouldn't have done any shooting because we're against violence.
00:48:33.000 Oh, I get it.
00:48:36.000 So when it's right-wing, it's my fault.
00:48:37.000 But when it's left-wing, he's misunderstanding you.
00:48:41.000 That's not hypocritical at all.
00:48:44.000 The irony is, by the way, that I think it's possible that all this talk of toxic masculinity is what drives these ugly nerd losers to kill.
00:48:56.000 Look at them.
00:48:57.000 They all look the same.
00:48:59.000 That's not the one.
00:49:02.000 They're all zeros.
00:49:04.000 Come on, Ryan, you can do this.
00:49:06.000 No.
00:49:07.000 There.
00:49:09.000 So what do we got here?
00:49:14.000 Garlic shooter, the El Paso shooter, and who's that on the far right?
00:49:20.000 Dayton shooter.
00:49:21.000 Oh.
00:49:21.000 That's the Dayton shooter.
00:49:22.000 That's the Antifa guy.
00:49:24.000 They look very similar.
00:49:25.000 Same glasses, same hairdo.
00:49:28.000 Same nose.
00:49:29.000 Same nose.
00:49:30.000 They look like they talk like gloves.
00:49:32.000 They all look like Ben Ratner, the guy that started the Proud Boys in the sense that I was so mad at him for not getting laid that we tried to fix him.
00:49:40.000 Remember?
00:49:40.000 Yes, of course.
00:49:42.000 So I think it's quite possible that it's your talk of toxic masculinity and constantly telling these young men that they suck, that they're useless, that they're losers.
00:49:51.000 Every time they turn on the TV, there's another cuck commercial where they're a stupid idiot loser, constantly insulting them, debasing them, telling them they're too rambunctious, giving them Adderall when they're in kindergarten, giving them detentions if they talk too loud, making fun of them when they like a girl, forcing them to apologize constantly, forcing them to go to ceremonies where they stand up and say, I'm coming from a position of privilege, telling them they suck, they're losers, their country sucks, it was stolen from the Indian.
00:50:18.000 Indians is built by slavery.
00:50:20.000 Women are all in fear of being raped by you, you disgusting rapists, you horrible human being.
00:50:25.000 You're toxic.
00:50:26.000 Your very existence is toxic.
00:50:30.000 Now you combine that with the lack of mental health care.
00:50:34.000 I think two things we can unite on, the right and the left in this country.
00:50:37.000 One is there's too many men in jail.
00:50:39.000 And two is we don't deal with mental illness at all.
00:50:43.000 So you know who I blame for all of this?
00:50:46.000 Jerry.
00:50:47.000 Or as he renamed himself, Geraldo.
00:50:51.000 He didn't grow up being called Geraldo, by the way.
00:50:53.000 He's Jerry from Long Island.
00:50:55.000 But he did an expose talking about a loony bin in Staten Island, which did suck, by the way.
00:51:10.000 This is a far better since Robert Kennedy walked out of one of the wards here at Willowbrook and told Newsman of the horror he'd seen inside.
00:51:20.000 He pleaded then for an overhaul of a system that allowed retarded children to live in a snake pit.
00:51:25.000 But that was way back in 1965, and somehow we'd all forgotten.
00:51:29.000 I first heard of this big place with the pretty sounding name because of a call I received from a member of the Willowbrook staff, Dr. Michael Wilkins.
00:51:37.000 The doctor told me he'd just been fired because he'd been urging parents with children in one of the buildings, building number six, to organize so they could more effectively demand improved conditions for their children.
00:51:48.000 Just to be clear here, I advocate for whistleblowers and for exposing a mental institution that was abusing special needs kids.
00:51:59.000 The problem is the reaction to this video.
00:52:03.000 Sort of like that book that exposed the meat packing district in the West Village, the meat industry.
00:52:10.000 What the hell was that called?
00:52:12.000 It changed the way we do meat forever.
00:52:18.000 God, what the hell was that book called?
00:52:19.000 The Jungle.
00:52:21.000 Sort of like the way the jungle changed the way we process meat.
00:52:24.000 Geraldo's expose didn't help because people are such pussies.
00:52:30.000 Instead of acknowledging there's a problem, Geraldo, you're right.
00:52:33.000 There is a problem here.
00:52:35.000 Let's fix it.
00:52:35.000 They just went, I don't want to be embarrassed.
00:52:37.000 I'm a bureaucrat.
00:52:38.000 I'm a big government wimp.
00:52:38.000 I'm a pussy.
00:52:40.000 We're shutting them all down.
00:52:42.000 So go a little farther into that expose, because I don't want to come across as someone who's against people who protect special needs kids.
00:52:48.000 with their own feces, they were making a pitiful sound, a kind of mournful wail that it's impossible for me to forget.
00:52:48.000 ...
00:52:55.000 This is what it looked like, this is what it sounded like, but how can I tell you about the way it smelled?
00:53:01.000 It smelled of filth, it smelled of disease, and it smelled of death.
00:53:05.000 ...
00:53:07.000 We've just seen something that's probably the most horrible thing I've ever seen in my life.
00:53:10.000 It's that typical of ward life.
00:53:14.000 Yes, there are 5,300 patients that will be institutions.
00:53:20.000 So the reaction to this, instead of fixing the problem, which needed to be fixed, was total and utter cowardice.
00:53:27.000 Now you know what the mental institutions are?
00:53:30.000 Near my house in the Burbs, there's a soup kitchen across from where do you sleep?
00:53:37.000 A homeless shelter.
00:53:39.000 So the homeless shelter closes the doors at 9.
00:53:41.000 So you've got to get in there at 9.
00:53:42.000 So they go in there.
00:53:43.000 If they don't make it, they sleep on the front steps or they sleep across the street in front of a school.
00:53:47.000 So they sleep there from 9.
00:53:48.000 I think they get booted out at 7.
00:53:51.000 From 7 to 9.30, there's nothing to do.
00:53:53.000 Then at 9.30, the soup kitchen opens, and they stay there all day just dealing.
00:53:57.000 And apparently, you know, I see bums with cigarettes all the time, picking up cigarettes?
00:54:02.000 Apparently, caffeine really helps schizophrenia.
00:54:05.000 So the reason that they're scrounging with these cigarettes is because they're self-medicating.
00:54:08.000 And the booze is also putting out the fire, the voices in the head, or at least making them less loud, less angry.
00:54:15.000 Nicotine for the cigarettes.
00:54:16.000 Nicotine.
00:54:17.000 Yeah.
00:54:17.000 What did I say?
00:54:18.000 Caffeine.
00:54:19.000 Oh, caffeine probably helps too.
00:54:21.000 I don't know.
00:54:23.000 So these poor bastards are self-medicating and they're in these homes.
00:54:28.000 And then the other place the mental patients go now is Rikers.
00:54:32.000 And they get violent or they become impossible to manage.
00:54:34.000 So they end up in solitary in Rikers.
00:54:37.000 So we killed all our mental institutions.
00:54:39.000 They're not being medicated.
00:54:41.000 Yet they don't go anywhere.
00:54:44.000 They don't magically vanish.
00:54:45.000 So they're at soup kitchens and in solitary confinement in Rikers.
00:54:49.000 In both cases, just rotting.
00:54:51.000 And their lives are ending as we speak, just watching their lives disappear like sands through the hourglass.
00:54:58.000 Then at the same time, we are over-medicating people who don't need medication.
00:55:04.000 So if you've got a sore back, you get oxycontin, which is, to a chemist, indecipherable from heroin.
00:55:11.000 Or if you've got a rambunctious kid, one of these nerds we just saw who could grow up to be a murderer, we give him Ritalin or Adderall.
00:55:19.000 Adderall is methane.
00:55:21.000 It says amphetamines on the pillbox.
00:55:25.000 When you get Adderall, not that I know, it says amphetamine sulfate.
00:55:30.000 So speed with some salt on it.
00:55:32.000 I guess to make you thirsty so you drink Gatorade.
00:55:35.000 You don't get dehydrated.
00:55:36.000 That's smart.
00:55:38.000 That's the real problem here.
00:55:40.000 And the fact that all these politicians, even Kamala Harris, she put out an email talking about gun control and saying, we need to fight this.
00:55:48.000 Please donate to my campaign.
00:55:49.000 She's trying to get money.
00:55:51.000 The bodies are barely cold and she's trying to get money off it.
00:55:54.000 And the alt-left is using it and the alt-right is using it to say that they're right.
00:55:58.000 Or even the New York Post, which is supposed to be right-wing, by the way, is saying ban weapons of war.
00:56:03.000 To be clear, New York Post, this is the same as my dad's hunting rifle.
00:56:07.000 It's just painted black and it's made to look like a military weapon.
00:56:14.000 It's not a military weapon.
00:56:16.000 Yeah, but the magazine, you know how easy it is to make a magazine?
00:56:19.000 It's just a steel box with a spring.
00:56:22.000 We did an assault weapons ban.
00:56:24.000 When was that?
00:56:25.000 96?
00:56:26.000 Bill Clinton did an assault weapons ban.
00:56:28.000 It did zero to mass shootings.
00:56:30.000 The problem is not the guns.
00:56:32.000 The problem is the people with the guns.
00:56:34.000 And no, politics is not driving them.
00:56:36.000 Mental illness is driving them.
00:56:38.000 As John Lott has pointed out on the show a million times, out of 100% of mass shootings, 90% of the time it's a suicidal person who wants to go out in the biggest blaze of glory possible.
00:56:50.000 10% of the time it's political.
00:56:52.000 Within that 10%, 9% of that is Muslim.
00:56:55.000 1% is Christian.
00:56:56.000 Ignore the political.
00:56:57.000 Let's focus on the 90%, the suicidal tendencies.
00:57:04.000 The suicidal tendencies are a cultural problem and they're also a mental health problem.
00:57:08.000 So fuck you and your toxic masculinity and fuck you and your total disdain for the mentally unbalanced.
00:57:16.000 We're supposed to be a cultured society.
00:57:18.000 We're supposed to be an advanced society.
00:57:21.000 You know, someone comes back from the war, they've blown their leg off.
00:57:24.000 We're supposed to be able to give them a prosthetic leg in a decent amount of time.
00:57:29.000 In a civilized society, mentally ill people are not human garbage who wait at the soup kitchen at 9 a.m. so they can eat or sit in a tiny 10 foot by 10 foot cage over on Rikers as they bob their heads back and forth wondering where the fuck they are.
00:57:44.000 That's not how we treat our fellow human being.