S02E46 - SAVAGE
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1 hour and 4 minutes
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162.98323
Summary
Join us as we take a deep dive into the life and career of BarbaQT s lead singer Gabby, aka The Queen of Clown World. She's a rock and roll singer and songwriter. She's in the dictionary under My Type, but we're declaring her today the queen of clown world.
Transcript
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That was Savage by BarbaQT, BBQT, band from Austin.
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It's the lead singer Gabby, the woman who writes all the songs.
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But we're declaring her today the queen of clown world.
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You can get these shirts on the site, free speech.tv.
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And he wears Clown Worlds, Clown World shirts on national television.
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It's kind of like when your best friend, like you start wearing a leather jacket all the time, and then your best friend wears one and you go, that's cool.
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I mean, I like leather jackets, but I don't know.
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So I ain't about to get territorial, but their Clown World logo sure looks like ours.
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We have the Clown emoji on the world emoji, and they have the clown emoji on top of more of a longitude-latitude world.
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The only thing he's missing is the continents in the middle.
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So that opening song was called Savage, new single they're working on.
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They're putting it out with a joint venture with the European and Canadian label.
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And she writes it, and it's like, the vibe is like, sorry to lump her in with other girl groups, but the vibe is like Barracuda.
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Like classic rock and roll, runaways, Ramones, black chucks, leather jackets, switchblades, you know, fucking sexy chicks and stilettos, all that shit.
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That sort of classic post-punk rock, maybe pre-punk rock, like Johnny Thunder's kind of shit, where it's not punk, but it's as punk as rock and roll gets.
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They didn't quite do that in a very courageous way.
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I'm at the point now where I can't guess what their gripes are going to be.
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Like, if you're dressed as Hitler on the cover of your record and the label says, no, got it.
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In fact, the Black Lips wanted to call their album The Last of the White Niggers.
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But that was a big thing with that writer who was a big writer in the 70s.
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Last of the white, and then type out the bad word.
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I typed in 19 writer, 1970s Rolling Stones, Last of the White.
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Why do I have to, why do we as the community, you the viewer and me the host, have to drag you through your job?
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I'll look up something and I'll go, who wrote about that?
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And then I'll realize I'm the only one who's ever written about that.
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He regretted it later, but Black Lips wanted to be named that.
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The Canadian woman goes, that's actually a racist term for First Nations people.
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Like, they create hate where hate doesn't exist.
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In Tropic Thunder, they said you never go full retard, right?
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And it's, by the way, that part of Tropic Thunder was criticizing actors like Sean Penn who pretend to be retarded and then get an Oscar for it.
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So it is in defense of special needs people saying stop exploiting them for your own acting career.
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And when they're doing, when what's his name, Ben Stiller is Happy Jack?
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They're mocking Sean Penn for trivializing special needs and being a special needs kid because that's a lame thing to do.
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The Special Olympics people are too stupid to understand that.
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And then they had all these kids with Down syndrome holding signs.
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So you put the sign in the kid's hand and you go, this movie just called you a retard.
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Didn't they had a screening just for them or something?
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Yeah, the Tropic Thunder had to do a premiere for the Special Olympics, whatever, okay.
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And all the cast had to go down there and show, and they had to donate money.
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And of course, the guy who was wearing the Special Olympics got a huge raise after that.
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And then Sean White dressed as Special Jack, and then he had to apologize because Special Olympics and all this.
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Special Jack is a parody of people who exploit Special Needs.
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So dressing up as Happy Jack is pro-Special Needs.
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But in Clown World, we punish people for using the word savage.
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I have some corrections to issue from yesterday's show.
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The jungle was not about meatpacking district in the West Village.
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Secondly, that Geraldo expose wasn't about a loony bin.
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It was about a school for special needs kids where they were raped repeatedly.
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And the unfortunate side effect of that much necessary expose was that we just cut out mental institutions entirely.
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And I blame our lack of treatment for mentally ill on these shootings.
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Not to mention the way we ostracize young people.
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Paul Joseph Watson's been writing about this quite a bit, about how irrelevant they feel.
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89% of UK Gen Zers, that's young people, I just call them all millennials now.
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If you're between 20 and 40, you're a millennial to me.
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You should be tenacious enough to be able to handle that.
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There's the 89% of Gen Zers say their lives are meaningless.
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With those two shootings yesterday, one side wanted to pin their political aspirations to the shooting.
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The other side wanted to pin the other shooting on their political aspirations.
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Almost a quarter of millennials say they have no friends.
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Like, how much has social media got to do with all this?
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Jim Norton was saying on Anthony's show yesterday, I don't care.
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I just know a bunch of people got shot and that's horrific.
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His point is, you know, in a court of law, you shouldn't know what the meaning was or what the impetus was.
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Which, by the way, is another reason Gabby is the queen of Clown World.
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Not only was she kicked off the label for using the word savage, even though my kids use it on a daily basis.
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And they said, why are you staying here in Florida?
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And the kid, the guy's kid, jumps in front of the microphone.
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I really bonded with my kids on it, too, because it's the one.
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Kids say savage and noob on an almost hourly basis.
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Anyway, not only has she been kicked off her label for saying savage, but she's also looking at a very serious prison sentence for having had smoked weed.
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I'm not sure I'm allowed to tell you that, so we're going to tread gingerly there.
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We have the icon of South Beach, so we're being savages.
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He should be kicked out of South Beach for saying savage.
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Oh, here's another thing, by the way, while we're on this subject.
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When was the last fucking time someone called an Indian a savage?
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The insults for Indians now are about the reservation and alcoholism.
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Savage goes back to the pioneer state, pioneer days.
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If I was an Indian and someone called me a savage, I'd go, fuck yeah, dude.
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I'll fucking scalp you right here and now, dude.
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Apparently, this article that she was sent includes all these things you can't do, including burning sage.
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My wife can burn sage because she's Indian, but I can't.
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And by the way, I know tons of Indians, and when you do their shit, like when you show up to a powwow and you want to sell stuff and shit, they don't dislike it.
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I don't have an Indian name, although I was pushing Whistling Cheeks.
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There's no sort of like, that's cultural appropriation.
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Like when you dress Japanese to the Japanese, they don't go, oh, actually, that is my geisha culture.
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I always thought sage was like the hijab of aromas.
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You know, my wife burning sage kind of made me a Christian.
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Because she was burning it once in our apartment.
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This is way before we had kids, before we were married, when we were dating.
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And she's burning sage in every room in the apartment.
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And I thought, I don't even know what this bitch's religion is.
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And then I thought, how come she gets to have her private religion with zero scrutiny?
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Like, there's all kinds of weird things with Indians, such as women aren't allowed in a teepee if they're menstruating.
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And if they have these big, long three-day ceremonies for funerals.
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And if a woman's menstruating, she can't go to the funeral.
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Now, my wife argues that's actually reverent because she's so magical that she can't be in the teepee.
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But if that was a Christian belief or a Jewish belief, you'd never hear the end of it.
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So I thought, wait a minute, how come Christians are under such intense scrutiny and no one asks anything about Native American church stuff?
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And then I thought, I'm going to check out Christianity.
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Then, of course, when my daughter was born, I was really gung-ho.
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So anyway, speaking of our mistakes, boy, we're really dragging out this intro, huh?
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Another big mistake I made, and I would like to formally apologize to the folks at home, it's not making love like a pool boy.
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And the reason I didn't look it up is because I heard it crystal clear in my ears.
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And I've heard it before and assumed it was making love like a pool boy.
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And I thought I was coming out of the closet as someone who's had enough of that lyric.
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But my wife said the other day, she goes, why wouldn't you just look it up?
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And Ryan knew it was make you look like a fool boy.
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And it was so stupid, you thought I was kidding.
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And I beat you so voraciously that you were too scared to point out my mistake in case you got beat if it was a joke.
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Yeah, it's almost like it's like, yeah, like a comedy trope.
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We're just like, you know, I'm just not going to say anything.
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And then, meanwhile, I could have actually saved the day for once.
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They become scared of you, and then they don't point out when you make mistakes.
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In fact, I think we dedicated a good 20% of the show to how stupid it is that Bruce Springsteen said making love like a pool boy when he never said that.
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Where you hear a song and you start imagining pool boys making love.
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Yeah, how did you get like, why are pool boys running through your head?
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And I would like you to check out Little Steven, his bald guitarist who wears something on his head like Tim Poole, so you'll never know he's bald.
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He looks like a gay animated rat from a Disney movie.
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That redhead is the backup singer you left his wife for.
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Surely, lady, you knew that was going to happen when your husband went on tour with a backup singer.
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It's so hard to believe that that little sachet queer is Silvio.
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Hey, Shiloh, I saw some pretty devastating footage.
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I saw the way you were singing with your little bandeta.
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You look up at him as if he saved your life when he had a man crush on him.
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You know what people might not get if they don't live in New York?
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And when Robert De Niro does it, it's actually a face.
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In Scotland, they have a thing called Sham Gabbott.
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Not the fight Face, you're talking about the fight face, yeah.
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Okay, this is a fight face where you make after a fight, and you're like, What?
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I was, I could have beat him up, I was gonna beat him up, but he just came out of nowhere.
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I was a bitch, and that goes on for three hours, and you're like, dude, I got it.
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They see you, people, by the way, and they'll say, he's guy scotch, scotch, he's guy scotch, he's so scotch, he's so scotch, he's got sham gabbot, meaning the accent is so intense, it altered his face.
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And in New York, you're saying no to bums so much.
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During the fireworks on July 4th, everyone thought, what a dick.
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I didn't know that China did this 8 million years ago.
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Like you could say, hey, Donald, I have a great idea.
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Why don't we go to a water park with the kids, and then there's a bar downstairs, and after we go for a few rides, then you and I can get a beer.
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And that's when people say, why did you take your shirt off at the water park?
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In fact, if I could kiss my boobs, I'd kiss them right now.
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So check out the disparity between Silvio sacheting on the stage and Silvio defending his cheese crumbs.
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David Chase is such a great writer, you'd be an asshole to ignore his script.
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Fuck up and blow that fucker smoke somewhere else.
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I was just trying to sweep the cheese away from you.
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Yeah, if I was his wife, I'd say, can you not be you and just be Silvio from now on?
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I stick motherfucking puffalon in my socks at night so they smell like your sister's crotch in the morning.
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Especially if he was insecure about his sister's vagina.
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They're ripping off the Joe Pesci scene in Goodfellas.
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see it's the same thing one guy losing his Now he's moving.
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The same when Michael Richards said the N-word a million times and he realized what he's done and he's kind of trying to play it down.
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But you know what's really spooky about that is who was he shooting?
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He was shooting Christopher, who ended up being in the Sopranos.
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There's two types of people in Scotland that really annoy you in pubs.
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One is the know-it-all, who talks about how everything was invented by Scots.
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And the other is the guy who thinks outside the box and says, maybe every day is Halloween.
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And you're just like, yeah, dude, you spend too much time in this fucking pub.
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And I was thrilled to see Harry and Paul cover these two archetypes that I grew up with going to my uncle's pub.
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Oh, there goes my telephone invented by a Scotsman.
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Oh, that'll be the English weather moving north.
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But like, we're all living in one massive room.
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Now, you want to know what's spooky about that.
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Caddyshack was written by Doug Kenney, who also wrote Animal House.
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Now, Doug's feeder was a tennis instructor, which meant he was lower-middle-class or even blue-collar.
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Probably made the equivalent today of 50k, 45k a year.
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But if you're a tennis instructor, you hang out at a country club a lot because that's where you work and you live near a country club.
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So Doug Kenney grew up poor in a very rich area.
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And so she grew up in a fancy Tucker Carlson part of Washington, D.C. But she was poor.
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And in Doug Kenney's movie, he called a woman a savage.
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And she just lost her record label for calling herself a savage.
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Doug Kenney killed himself because everyone hated Caddyshack.
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Caddyshack was so good that it took everyone about a year to realize its brilliance.
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I mean, there's the championship Caddyshack competition where they all golf against each other competing for a scholarship, I believe.
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Anyway, before we talk to Gabby, though, let's play two of her songs.
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I know, I'm saying it's a combination of rock and rock.
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This reminds me of the Replacements video where it's just a speaker the whole time.
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I love how this white woman in Canada, too, is is worried about brain control is offended on behalf of Indians.
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Now, you're in Austinite, but it looks in the background like judging by the sunlight, that's DC.
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I just did a little mini tour, and I'm kind of stranded a little bit because I had some court issues to deal with.
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No, I got arrested in Virginia on my way back from a show for a weed pen.
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So I'm going to be charged with a felony, which is pretty awesome.
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But isn't that like how much pot did you have on you?
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So is your lawyer saying, what the fuck is this?
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Yeah, that's pretty much his attitude right now.
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I mean, there's a good chance it's going to get thrown out, but it's like a 10-year, like one to 10-year sentence for that.
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Well, that sort of dwarfs the whole reason you're on the show.
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And then you start worrying, wait a minute, Gabby's the only one I know of.
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What about how many others are actually in jail in Virginia for that stupid fucking charge?
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I mean, it's insane because you're just ruining someone's record and essentially their life.
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Oh, even if you get like a month, that'll scar you forever.
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Yeah, well, you just trivialized the reason we got you on the show.
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So, your lawyer, like, has he dealt with this before?
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Is his attitude like, oh, yeah, this crazy gun law?
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He was like, I've had luck in this, so there's a chance we could just knock it down to a misdemeanor.
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You plead guilty to that, to that, no, probation.
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But I'm still like, no, dude, I don't want a misdemeanor either.
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You know, it's like, either way, I'm kind of like fucked to say it bluntly, but it's wild.
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A misdemeanor, now you'd have a criminal record and you'd have trouble touring like Canada and stuff.
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Because you had a milligram of the deadly drug marijuana.
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Deadly, yeah, it's a Schedule I, like, same thing as heroin and like crack.
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And I, like, never was faced with this kind of charge before.
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So it's ironic that, you know, I switched to weed and here we go.
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Well, we need to follow this case because if you get more than a $10 fine, I'm going to freak out.
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I'm going to make it my life goal to get you exonerated.
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Can I go off on a little tangent for a second here?
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So you were a junkie in LA, and I have a theory about that.
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In LA, people don't work nine to five the way we do here in New York City.
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And I feel like, you know, you'll have a job, you're working on a movie or something in production or whatever, you're a PA, and then you work like crazy 12 hours a day for, you know, 20 days.
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And then you have this huge lump of time where you're doing nothing and you don't want to drive.
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So the next thing you know, you're just like, do you want to just get high?
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And then people just start getting high out of boredom.
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I kind of, man, it's weird because I started with like prescription pills and then it just got worse when I got to California because it was so laid back.
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Everybody in the city I was living in was a junkie or an ex-junkie or, you know, it's almost like weirdly set up for that.
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In New York, if you were gone for two days and you were just sitting in your bed, people go, what the fuck happened to you?
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But in LA, seeing someone more than every three days would be crazy.
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It's totally normal to sit on your ass for three days straight.
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I mean, I had been in and out of rehabs for like 10 years or so, and I just got clean in this very room, actually, behind me.
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Are you doing what I'm doing now and wondering what would have happened if we had met 10 years ago and got married?
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Is that just me having that sort of half your brain is a fantasy and then the other half is having the conversation?
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Or are you just totally doing the conversation and nothing else?
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I think I'm just doing the conversation, Gavin.
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I guess that's the way it works with men and women.
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Women are just like, hello, in the moment, and then the guy has part of his brain is wondering what if.
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Tell us the story, in a nutshell, what happened with your song Savage and your Canadian, which I think is quite relevant, record label.
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So I'm gearing up to release a new single with two songs called Fever Rocket.
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And on the B side, it has a song called Savage.
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And it's just basically a song about being badass and not taking shit from anybody.
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And it's real personal to me, you know what I mean?
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So there was two record labels that expressed interest, one being Canadian and the other one being a European label, a good friend of mine.
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And when it got down to like submitting artwork, submitting all the files and everything like that, the girl who runs the Canadian label was like, hey, just before we continue with this release, I want you to check out this post I saw and it just opened my eyes, like verbatim, opened my eyes.
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And I read the post and it's just like this list of things you cannot say if you're not Indigenous.
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After Indigenous, you cut out for some weird reason.
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Okay, so things you can't say if you're Indigenous.
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Yeah, and you can't smudge or burn certain things.
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And I'm just reading this, like, I just, in my gut, just get really, you know, that feeling you get when you're just anxious and it just feels like fire in your stomach?
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And I was like, hold on, let me just chill because I don't know exactly where that's coming from.
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But I approached her and I was like, so my song has nothing to do with any of that.
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Here's a good definition of like exactly verbatim what I'm going for and what it is.
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She replied with, I'm just afraid that people are going to see me as ignorant or see you as ignorant.
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And I was like, well, what's your defense for that?
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Like, what have you prepared to defend if that were to happen?
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Like, what intellectual defense do you have for that?
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I mean, I've kind of given her, like, I had given her all my explanation for it.
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And I was like, hey, I'm just checking back in.
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I'd love to start promoting the single, et cetera, et cetera.
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Then the next day, like 24 hours passed, she responded with, oh, sorry.
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I don't think we should work together on this release.
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Well, she just, like, she was jerking me around, not giving me any kind of explanation or turnaround time or anything.
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The other guy who was the other part of the record being released, which is their European record label, who is also putting, like, they put their money together to put this record out, right?
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So there was everything she said that she was going to do.
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So to be clear, you wrote a song and in the chorus, you call yourself a savage.
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And she decided that was like the N-word for Indigenous people.
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And she wasn't about to release a song called I'm a Nigger.
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But the term savage is definitely used, it has been used in a negative way to describe Indians, yes.
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In fact, young kids today, they have two things to describe themselves.
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One, the insult is you're a noob, and the opposite of that is I'm a savage.
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So my elder boy always calls my youngest boy a noob, and he calls himself a savage.
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He coincidentally is an American Indian, but it's got zero to do with that.
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I'm a savage with kids today means I'm good at video games, and I'm a noob means I'm a noobie, and I'm not good at video games.
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So she basically didn't follow through with what she said and said, okay, I agree too.
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Like, if you don't want to work together, I hope I can support you in the future.
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And I was like, furthermore, I'm fucking brown singing this song.
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Are you like Guatemalan and black or something?
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So if anything, if you even wanted to take that fucking route, who would have the right to say it even more?
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It was just so, so, it just, like, the dude in scanners when his head explodes.
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Now, there's another Canadian band also called BBQT.
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No, I don't, you know, I just, you know, it's funny because I have a, there were a couple like radio DJs in Canada who were like, oh, I was looking for this Canadian band called BBQT, and I found your band and I like you instead.
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But I'm just not, I'm not going to bully someone out of their name or whatever.
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People who like my music like my music more, so it doesn't matter.
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Like, it makes me think of Ross Meyer films and stuff.
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And, you know, the runaways and rock and roll and tits and whips and chains and stuff.
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Maybe the woman knows them and is trying to mess with you to help BBQT Canada version.
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You get paranoid when you've been in this business for a long time.
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So the artwork that you sent, was it that shirt?
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I didn't have corn stalks behind me, you know, oops.
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And I bet when you wrote that song, it never occurred to you for one second that it would be seen as the N-word song.
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See, what they're doing now is they're putting their prejudice into our heads.
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Like they'll say, don't you think that's sexual?
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You know, I remember this with the Puritans, the religious evangelical Puritans.
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They'll go, oh, you're sexualizing some sort of kid.
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I didn't see that way, but that's clearly in your head.
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Or a better example, sorry, would be that they had, H ⁇ M had a shirt and it was a little black kid wearing it.
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I didn't think of my kid as an ape when I have him model that shirt, but you just did that.
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It was more about her trying not to come off as ignorant, trying not to appropriate her guilt.
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It just kind of came out exactly how in her head it was like unconsciously it came out exactly how it was supposed to in a sense.
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And the other part, it's not just about that because that's not where I was coming from.
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I was coming from a point of don't try and tell me what I can and cannot say on my shit, on my art, that I that the only time I can express myself 100% is through that medium.
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She's not firing you from McDonald's where you're flipping burgers.
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So she's stealing, she's taking away your identity.
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A woman of color, as they like to say, is having her identity taken away based on some racist hunch that this Canadian, I bet she's fat too, this Canadian nerd came up with.
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Well, at least I got to look at a hot chick for 15 minutes, so it turned out okay for me.
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You're still putting out the record with the Italian guy, right?
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Okay, well, I still want to know what goes on with this pot thing.
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Okay, I'm going to have to put that in my calendar.
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Well, thanks for coming on the show, and I like you more than a friend.
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Today Robert Crumb says he'll see a woman so pretty it just ruins his whole day.
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The little nose, nostrils, and then the big giant lips thanks to her blackness.
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In that picture, she looks like an Indian girl who's like a 6.9.
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But in the interview we just had, I mean, I would feel mean saying eight.
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Not that I'm single or she is, probably not either.
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If a girl's not photogenic, then she doesn't know she's hot and then she has more of a personality.
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So you end up with the personality of an ugly chick and then the looks of a fucking knockout.
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You get a girl with a shaved head, start dating her then, and then say, you should grow your hair in.
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Yeah, she looks like an Indian IT guy in that picture.
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And then she grows her hair in, and then you're with an eight.
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But you can tell by the bone structure, there's an eight there.
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Bye low, and then say, now that we're in love, it'd be great if you'd grow your hair out.
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You're like, there's not, I don't even see the person in those pictures in there.
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If my wife dies, I'm going to get a babysitter for the kids, fly down to Austin, knock on her door and say, my kids need a mom, so I don't know what you want to do.
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But I guess the whole band should move to New York.
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I don't know how you want to do this, but I don't have time for dating sites or anything.
00:49:36.000
How are you supposed to not covet thy neighbor's wife?
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Not a big stealing guy, although I may shoplift a toy just to amuse myself.
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But what am I supposed to do in that situation when I'm looking at a fucking 8.5?
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I could read it up in this Bible that Milo gave me.
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King of unprofessional and queen of the clown world?
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Yeah, I'm like Jackie Gleason in the Honeymooners when the TV comes on and he just goes, That pot stuff's ridiculous.
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I saw there was an article about it today in the Daily News, and they said, I quit the Proud Boys due to ideological differences.
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Yeah, if an ideology is them, the district attorney, trying to frame Proud Boys as a gang and me taking out their leader so they can't make that point, that's not...
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I think the woman typing it, she's like their court reporter for Daily News.
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I think she just went, and he quit the Proud Boys.
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I could Google it and look up the video where he explains it.
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That's when people usually leave clubs because of ideological differences, so the odds are it's likely.
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They called the glass bottle of piss a water bottle.
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If you were to throw a water bottle, anything at somebody, that's a salt.
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I don't think it's aerodynamic to make contact.
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I think the line is drawn right after human hair.
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Oh, by the way, I read in the Bible today, this morning, something that has to do with.
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Tell me this isn't fitting of people that are unfairly being persecuted.
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Blessed are ye that suffer persecution for justice's sake, for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
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Blessed are ye when they shall revile you and persecute you and speak all that is evil against you, untruly for my sake.
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Be glad and rejoice, for your reward is very great in heaven.
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For they also persecuted the prophets that were before you.
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This chick was just smoking a little tiny bit of weed.
00:53:02.000
You used to hear about that in the 80s with Reagan.
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Because Nancy Reagan was all about say no to drugs.
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And you'd hear about a guy buying a pot light for his son, even though he's never smoked it or even seen marijuana, and he would go to jail for 10 years.
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When I had a house in Costa Rica, our caretaker was this surfer dude who was on the lamb for having grow lamps in his basement, but no pot.
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And he was looking at 10 years because this was like 1990 or something.
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And I had an intern, this black chick, whose rich black lawyer dad had died in a helicopter crash.
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So all the other black lawyers, there was like a group of them, and they were all buddies.
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And they took her under their wing and they go, anything you need ever, please, please, we want to help.
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And I go, well, I got a buddy in Costa Rica who would like to know where his case is at.
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I'm desperate for a problem to help these guys alleviate their guilt because their buddy's dead.
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It's probably their idea to go on the helicopter ride.
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And they send her, and then she gives it to me.
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He would help rich people build their super nice properties down there because he spoke Spanish and he knew all the contractors.
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You could build a $3 million mansion on the beach, but you had to do it through him because he knew everyone and you wouldn't get ripped off and everything was cool.
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So the rich people down there worshiped the ground he walked on.
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So one of them would say, I'll go check in with the lawyers how your case is.
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And she would come back and go, yeah, it's actually worse.
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So I exonerated him in a sense and told him the truth.
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He started traveling around and their relationship fractured.
00:55:21.000
He lives in America now and the wife is back in Argentina.
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So I kind of ruined the girl's life and she's my goddaughter.
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In a sense, I ruined my goddaughter's life by freeing a man.
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They look like total losers, and they stole her name.
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They're way more Google-able, too, which is a shame.
00:56:15.000
And it comes from barbecue T, like barbecue and then C-U-T-I-E.
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And then also, Gabby said, and I'll also make it an acronym, BBQT.
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You can tell they never say anything offensive ever.
00:56:33.000
I feel like they tried skateboarding for a little bit and then they just gave it up.
00:56:37.000
If you said the N-word to them, they would start crying.
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They keep on top of all the different gender pronouns and everything.
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They hate war and hate has no home in their home.
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The N-word, by the way, is nitrous-grown wheatgrass.
00:56:56.000
Okay, check out, speaking of the bad BBQT, check out this socialist conference.
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You know when they say no borders, no wall, no USA at all?
00:57:05.000
If Trump was to hand over the country to these people, this is what America would be like.
00:57:13.000
If we want to defeat capitalism, we are going to need a party that will organize working people to fight for the demands that we want and to win socialism.
00:57:30.000
It's loud, and some people have sensory problems.
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So that knows how you freak out at a socialist conference.
00:57:39.000
I would say that's inconsiderate to the people with no fingers or hands.
00:58:04.000
Guys, first of all, James Jackson, Sacramento, he, him.
00:58:07.000
I just want to say, can we please keep the chatter to a minimum?
00:58:10.000
I'm one of the people who's very, very prone to sensory overload.
00:58:13.000
There's a lot of whispering and chatter going on.
00:58:17.000
Please, can we just, I know we're all fresh and ready to go, but can we please just keep the chatter to a minimum?
00:58:25.000
Okay, is there a speaker against name chapter pronouns?
00:58:31.000
Please do not use gendered language to address everyone.
00:58:46.000
So, just to be clear, that guy said he's prone to sensory overload and people are chatting and he has a mental disorder, which is, I hate chatter.
00:58:55.000
And then the other second guy was mad because the first guy said, hey, guys.
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I don't, you know what I'm thinking about the shirts?
00:59:13.000
I really like the hate has no home here, has no home here idea.
00:59:29.000
I saw in my neighborhood, I saw cars with stickers that say hate has no home here, meaning hate has no home in their car.
00:59:45.000
If I was wearing a tie, I wouldn't wear sneakers.
00:59:48.000
You haven't wore Converse with your dress shoes?
00:59:58.000
So let's make him change those to wingtips, and that's a shirt with no text.
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Have you noticed the Mets who are destroying it, by the way?
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Sports shirts always have like Curtis Granderson, Mets, Nike Swoosh, World Series.
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Safe, keeping each other secure, and making sure that everybody is able to fully participate in this convention.
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The first thing that we have to talk about is Just pause.
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And look at this brand new little outfit with the little red scarf.
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I mean, that whole red scarf thing must come from Cuba and farm workers and stuff who are out there sweating and they don't want to get sunburned.
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And they wipe their brow with it while they're chopping down sugar cane.
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Like the military thing, you wouldn't last 20 minutes on any military base.
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The scarf bullshit, you wouldn't last five minutes working in a field.
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And you're all about uniting the workers to demand more rights.
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Wait till you get your first paycheck and see how much they take off, you fucking loser.
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So he's talking about wheelchair access coming up.
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We have a lot of disabled comrades, and a lot of those are invisible disabilities.
01:02:07.000
If you can turn invisible, you can look up girls' skirts.
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You can walk into Area 51 and see if there's any aliens there.
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In fact, in the Fantastic Four, that's that woman's only skill, right?
01:02:33.000
So they're running at a million miles an hour and you're just like, hold on.
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Oh, but there's a reason to be invisible when we get there.
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This is almost like, can all of you with invisibility privilege please show yourselves?
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We will not start until you invisible people show yourself and just never start.
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If I have to fight the thing who can just smash me to pieces, or the stretchy guy who I just can't grab, or the invisible woman, I just throw a flower at her and stab her.
01:03:03.000
Okay, let's go back to fucking Shea Gedouxia that is having a more difficult time navigating this space.
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And this space was not created with all of their needs in mind.
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So it's up to us to modify that space to make sure that everybody is able to move in the ways that they need to move.
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What this means is that, first of all, in this room, I see that no one's clapping for me.
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Are they supposed to be clapping while you're speaking?
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So it's not disable-friendly, and a disability includes sensory overload.
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So they actually did follow his lead, and they went like this so people don't get sensory overload.
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Even though this is a noisy space, when we can do something like reducing that, that's really important.
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In terms of movement, right, you'll notice that a lot of these floors are connected by elevators.
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If you are able to use the stairs, the stairs that are immediately outside, and even better, if you're able to go across the way.
01:04:14.000
What if you have the exact same face as Miss Piggy?
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She's there because Jesse Jordan Peterson was going to show up later, and she's there to make him feel more comfortable.
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And she's like, oh, this is actually Jordan Peterson.