Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 07, 2019


S02E47 - FEMINIST ROCK


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 3 minutes

Words per Minute

155.60251

Word Count

9,943

Sentence Count

1,174

Misogynist Sentences

57

Hate Speech Sentences

58


Summary

Gavin McInnes and Ryan Higa discuss the tragic story of a man who tried to kill himself by blowing his own head off with Judas Priest s song "Do it" and the fact that he lived for another 10 years.


Transcript

00:00:10.000 New Jersey Turnback.
00:00:13.000 Oh, live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Outwear the great blood that we've been told.
00:00:24.000 Bastards registration.
00:00:28.000 I'm good.
00:00:32.000 Oh.
00:00:33.000 Thank you.
00:00:33.000 Oh.
00:00:34.000 Oopsie.
00:00:36.000 What are you doing?
00:00:37.000 You made an oopsie, and I thought I didn't want to make you feel silly, so I oopsied with you.
00:00:42.000 Oh, thanks.
00:00:42.000 Yeah, that's really helpful.
00:00:43.000 If I screw up, make sure you double the amount of mistakes on the show.
00:00:47.000 Great.
00:00:47.000 We'll do.
00:00:48.000 This is my new look, my summer party look.
00:00:51.000 Deadbeat Dad look.
00:00:52.000 Deadbeat Dad is a bad thing to be.
00:00:54.000 Should not abandon your children.
00:00:56.000 However, it is a good look to sleep in your car and have a Hawaiian shirt and have a cigarette in your mouth and have a best friend who has no shirt.
00:01:08.000 That is good.
00:01:09.000 Oops, I just used the word best friend.
00:01:12.000 You should also make a mistake now.
00:01:17.000 Perfect.
00:01:17.000 Yeah, that was good.
00:01:19.000 You didn't deliver, which is making a mistake.
00:01:22.000 You can't even screw up properly.
00:01:22.000 Yes, you're right.
00:01:25.000 I can't do it on command.
00:01:26.000 You're like the guy in Judas Priest who tried to kill himself by blowing his face off.
00:01:30.000 Yeah, you wish.
00:01:31.000 And they based a...
00:01:35.000 They based a horror movie character on him.
00:01:38.000 Vance, Justin Vance.
00:01:39.000 He was a guy who put a gun to his face, and he was listening to Judas Priest, and the court, the family claimed that Judas Priest said, do it, in the song, and then that's when he blew his head off.
00:01:52.000 Yeah.
00:01:53.000 That's an actual guy.
00:01:54.000 That's not a cartoon.
00:01:55.000 Well, it's a cartoon in one of the pictures.
00:02:01.000 I sure fucked my life up.
00:02:03.000 Yeah, you sure did.
00:02:04.000 Face first.
00:02:05.000 Wow.
00:02:06.000 Where is he now?
00:02:08.000 He's actually this guy.
00:02:09.000 He's doing great.
00:02:10.000 Oh, wow.
00:02:11.000 It grew back.
00:02:12.000 My face grew back.
00:02:13.000 It's like a lizard tail.
00:02:15.000 See if you can find out where he is now.
00:02:17.000 But so what if Judas Priest did say do it?
00:02:20.000 I'm going to do a video on this on the devil's music.
00:02:23.000 Say Judas Priest said, hey, if you're listening to this song, put a gun to your face and blow your head off.
00:02:29.000 That's free speech.
00:02:31.000 You're allowed to say that.
00:02:34.000 I can't see an update, but I do see this.
00:02:37.000 Ryan, you're looking in Google Image for news.
00:02:43.000 Does that seem strange to you?
00:02:46.000 Oh, he died.
00:02:47.000 Man who sued Rock Group over suicide attempt dies.
00:02:50.000 James Vance pronounced dead at 10.48 p.m.
00:02:53.000 This is 98.
00:02:55.000 Okay, I don't care what time.
00:02:58.000 What time of the day did that guy die?
00:03:00.000 Was it late?
00:03:01.000 I'm sure we all felt it.
00:03:03.000 What did he die of?
00:03:04.000 Ugliness?
00:03:05.000 I don't know if that's possible.
00:03:07.000 See, this is why I don't like when people say, oh, she's a one.
00:03:07.000 Let's see.
00:03:10.000 This guy's a one.
00:03:11.000 You need room at the bottom for people who tried to blow their face off.
00:03:16.000 So he's 85, so he lived for another 10 years.
00:03:19.000 I wonder if he died from something related to his face.
00:03:22.000 Maybe.
00:03:23.000 After lapsing into a coma?
00:03:25.000 Yeah.
00:03:27.000 He had once been on a life support system since he lapsed into the coma.
00:03:33.000 Yeah, they could say nothing more.
00:03:35.000 Anyway, boys, don't blow your face off.
00:03:39.000 The reason I chose that was I want to get into Bruce Springsteen because it's kind of been the boss week.
00:03:44.000 Boss Week.
00:03:45.000 But that song's pretty interesting.
00:03:46.000 That song called State Trooper, and it's on the album Nebraska, which is a wonderful album.
00:03:52.000 It's got Atlantic City on it.
00:03:53.000 Oh, they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night, and they burned down his house too.
00:04:01.000 Oh, we're looking for a fight.
00:04:04.000 And I like the part where he goes, don't get caught on the wrong side of that line.
00:04:10.000 Wait, you missed it.
00:04:13.000 Well, they blew up the chicken man in Philly last night.
00:04:18.000 Now they blew up his house too.
00:04:20.000 Down on the boardwalk they're getting ready for a fight on a cruise.
00:04:27.000 See what them records.
00:04:29.000 But that opening song I played, State Trooper, seems rather incongruous, does it not?
00:04:35.000 Well, allow me to explain.
00:04:37.000 The boss had been listening to a New York band called Suicide.
00:04:42.000 Now, in the history of punk, which is coming soon, I'm saving.
00:04:46.000 I'm going to go away.
00:04:47.000 I rented a house in Breezy Point, so we're going to have live from Breezy in a couple weeks, and I'm going to bang some shows too.
00:04:54.000 But those shows are going to be short because I'm just going to be sitting on the beach.
00:04:57.000 I probably will only have like 10 minutes of stuff to say.
00:04:59.000 So I'm going to launch also Free Speech Presents on those days.
00:05:02.000 And that's when you'll get History of Punk, Devil's Music, Heroes of Color, and Sithole Denial are the little video shorts we've been working on.
00:05:10.000 Very well produced, very fancy, very high quality.
00:05:15.000 And in those, I talk about punk and how it started in Britain in the late 70s, and it's not a New York thing.
00:05:21.000 But suicide is kind of a hole in the plot.
00:05:27.000 That's my weak point.
00:05:28.000 Because Suicide were pretty darn punk.
00:05:31.000 And when did they start?
00:05:32.000 Like 69?
00:05:35.000 Years active 1970 to 2060.
00:05:37.000 1970.
00:05:38.000 I saw them, actually.
00:05:40.000 Oh, really?
00:05:40.000 They opened up for MGMT, yeah.
00:05:42.000 Very weird show.
00:05:43.000 Yeah, they're a very weird band.
00:05:44.000 I don't think you could call them punk.
00:05:46.000 I think you'd have to call them art rock.
00:05:48.000 So, no, it's not a flaw.
00:05:49.000 But let's hear them.
00:05:50.000 Okay.
00:05:51.000 Very weird.
00:05:52.000 There was a band when I first moved to New York called ARE Weapons.
00:05:58.000 And I think they were basically trying to do suicide.
00:06:04.000 James Vance was also trying to do suicide.
00:06:08.000 for the record Yeah, this is it.
00:06:19.000 Is Sprinking influence or is he ripping them off?
00:06:23.000 What's an homage and what's a ripoffage?
00:06:30.000 So far, not seeing it, but what do you mean?
00:06:33.000 Like the case?
00:06:34.000 go to the end of State Trooper.
00:06:38.000 Does he hoot and howl?
00:06:40.000 Yeah.
00:06:40.000 Huh.
00:06:43.000 It'll only take you like an hour.
00:06:44.000 I got a lot of tabs.
00:06:45.000 A lot of tabs.
00:06:46.000 A lot of tabs.
00:06:47.000 Very sensitive stuff here.
00:06:49.000 A lot of YouTube videos open.
00:06:52.000 There truly are.
00:06:53.000 Frankly.
00:06:54.000 You already passed it.
00:06:55.000 No.
00:06:56.000 No, that was the other song by him.
00:06:59.000 God, you suck.
00:07:00.000 This is getting bruisy.
00:07:02.000 Okay.
00:07:03.000 I think if I go back.
00:07:04.000 Here we go.
00:07:06.000 Chicken Man, stay true.
00:07:08.000 You know, when we were doing that show that's coming up later, Banking a Show for the Holidays, I had my computer.
00:07:14.000 I was finding stuff seven times faster than Ryan.
00:07:17.000 That's true.
00:07:20.000 Okay, go like 60% of the way in.
00:07:23.000 Alright.
00:07:24.000 Well, you're there.
00:07:25.000 Yeah.
00:07:25.000 This is right towards the end.
00:07:27.000 So maybe I passed it.
00:07:34.000 Oh.
00:07:38.000 Okay, now go back to suicide.
00:07:40.000 Okay.
00:07:41.000 Try to do that within the next hour.
00:07:46.000 Show us the video, dude.
00:07:49.000 You understand that you're not meant to be watching the show.
00:07:54.000 you are the show.
00:07:54.000 Well, I figured there's no video for Bruce's, so I was like, you know.
00:07:58.000 See you, baby, baby.
00:08:08.000 Is that by Bruce?
00:08:09.000 No, that's the band that were also heavily influenced by Suicide.
00:08:13.000 Is this boring to people?
00:08:15.000 I'm interested.
00:08:16.000 Airy Weapons?
00:08:18.000 A-R-E.
00:08:20.000 What did you write?
00:08:21.000 A-I-R-Y?
00:08:22.000 Like it's Aerie?
00:08:23.000 Yes.
00:08:24.000 god you suck Just outsound like a hot cool myrtle.
00:08:39.000 Tim talk on real kill juice and scrumo.
00:08:45.000 Fourth of July.
00:08:47.000 I care what you're doing.
00:08:48.000 This is my new book.
00:08:50.000 Fourth of July.
00:08:52.000 early 2000s.
00:08:53.000 I know what you love.
00:08:58.000 Lots of heroin.
00:09:00.000 Lots of people dying.
00:09:03.000 He was married.
00:09:04.000 He was living with Chloe Sevenya.
00:09:07.000 And they were going to get married.
00:09:08.000 And then he cheated on her and got dumped.
00:09:11.000 And you know what he said when he got caught?
00:09:12.000 What?
00:09:13.000 He goes, that was horny.
00:09:15.000 You weren't around.
00:09:17.000 Wow.
00:09:18.000 She never recovered.
00:09:20.000 That's pretty rough.
00:09:21.000 Yeah.
00:09:23.000 Okay.
00:09:24.000 So we covered that.
00:09:25.000 We covered the intro song.
00:09:27.000 Why do we talk about Bruce?
00:09:28.000 We don't usually show Gape Horn on this show, but an Indian friend of mine, he's in my phone as Brown Chad.
00:09:39.000 I don't really even know his real name.
00:09:42.000 And when we meet each other, we don't talk names.
00:09:44.000 Like at my boxing gym, I have good friends who I don't know their name.
00:09:51.000 And they'll go, hey, man, this guy's having a fight on Thursday, Gabe.
00:09:55.000 And I'm like, who's Gabe?
00:09:57.000 Tall dude.
00:09:58.000 Oh, the guy I've spoken to for maybe 100 hours and fought in the ring.
00:10:02.000 Oh, that guy.
00:10:04.000 Anyway, you know what happened to the gym the other day?
00:10:06.000 I got two things to say about the gym.
00:10:08.000 One is I can't get over this.
00:10:10.000 I'm obsessed with this thought.
00:10:11.000 And no one can really give me a reasonable explanation why.
00:10:14.000 Oh, no, I already talked about it in that other video, the Southpaw thing.
00:10:18.000 Oh, the fighting?
00:10:19.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:10:20.000 Switching stances.
00:10:20.000 If you're a Southpaw, have a normal stance, an Orthodox stance.
00:10:24.000 So people go, oh, it's just his jab.
00:10:26.000 But your jab is actually your strong arm.
00:10:29.000 So it's a surprise.
00:10:32.000 I'm told that De La Jolla does that.
00:10:34.000 Oh, okay.
00:10:35.000 He's left-handed, but he boxes Orthodox.
00:10:37.000 Anyways, at the gym the other day, this guy got nailed right in the stomach, and he goes, I'm going to barf.
00:10:46.000 And there was no bucket around.
00:10:48.000 So he goes to the bathroom to barf, and the bathroom door is locked.
00:10:53.000 So he comes out and he's like, and he barfs all over this gay dude's bag, his gym bag.
00:11:00.000 And another dude there goes, well, I mean, look at it this way.
00:11:05.000 It's not the first time someone's puked on his bag.
00:11:07.000 You know, I was that close to saying something about it.
00:11:10.000 That would have killed your joke.
00:11:12.000 That's not the joke that comes to your head?
00:11:14.000 Well, I shouldn't have said bag.
00:11:16.000 I should have said like gym stuff.
00:11:19.000 Yeah, otherwise it's using a lot of foreshadowing.
00:11:22.000 And remember, when this happened live, no one said the word bag because it was a thing that just happened.
00:11:27.000 That is great.
00:11:27.000 Oh, yeah.
00:11:28.000 It's the flaw with telling this story is I have to give it away and say the word bag.
00:11:32.000 But in real life, there was a bag not saying the word bag.
00:11:36.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:37.000 Anyway, I hear the gay dude's really pissed off about it.
00:11:40.000 And that pisses me off.
00:11:42.000 Because forget everything else.
00:11:45.000 That was beautiful.
00:11:47.000 He said it super fast.
00:11:48.000 This is the same guy, by the way, who after we had a class, like a special workout, running upstairs and stuff and doing horrible things that were brutal.
00:11:57.000 And we had to stretch and we're doing yoga at the end, like to stretch out.
00:12:00.000 And I go, isn't this, isn't yoga kind of gay?
00:12:04.000 And he goes, no.
00:12:06.000 He laughs and he goes, no, no, no.
00:12:08.000 We're just, we're stretching.
00:12:09.000 It's a great way to stretch.
00:12:10.000 Namaste.
00:12:11.000 And then the same guy who did the puke bag joke said, Nama, stay away from this fucking class.
00:12:21.000 So I think that puke thing, forget that you're gay.
00:12:24.000 It's just a beautiful, it was a work of art.
00:12:27.000 It was a beautiful collection of words and such a wonderful observation.
00:12:33.000 So I was like, I'm a linguist.
00:12:35.000 I tell stories.
00:12:37.000 I'm a writer.
00:12:38.000 I love the English language.
00:12:40.000 We just saw it in one of its most pure and beautiful forms.
00:12:43.000 And you're mad?
00:12:45.000 You should be honored that you could contribute to that moment.
00:12:48.000 Be honored that you're part of one of the sweetest jokes I've ever heard.
00:12:48.000 Exactly.
00:12:52.000 Forget puking and scrotums.
00:12:54.000 All right.
00:12:55.000 So speaking of gay porn, Brown Chad sent me this just today.
00:13:00.000 And it, I think, is the gayest thing I've ever seen.
00:13:03.000 Now, remember that show yesterday, the movie yesterday?
00:13:06.000 Have you got that queued up?
00:13:07.000 Yes.
00:13:09.000 I think what happens is these record labels, these estates, they realize that their fans are literally dying.
00:13:18.000 And I noticed Lilo and Stitch.
00:13:20.000 Remember that?
00:13:21.000 Of course, you're very familiar with that.
00:13:22.000 Lilo and Stitch.
00:13:23.000 Oh, sorry, I mispronounced the children's movie.
00:13:25.000 It's okay.
00:13:26.000 Let's talk to the guy that watches kids' movies, which, by the way, has a weird pedophile vibe.
00:13:31.000 Do you like going to the theater alone where the children are?
00:13:34.000 No, I just feel like my childhood was stolen from me.
00:13:38.000 And this is my way of maintaining my innovation.
00:13:41.000 It's stolen.
00:13:42.000 Because your dad left you?
00:13:43.000 No, I was beaten by strangers for a long time.
00:13:45.000 No, you were not.
00:13:46.000 I know.
00:13:48.000 But that would be a good excuse.
00:13:49.000 So the Elvis Presley estate realized that they were losing, they don't have any Elvis fans.
00:13:54.000 So Lilo and Stitch, Lilo, sorry?
00:13:57.000 Sorry, Lilo and Stitch had all Elvis music in it, which they likely didn't have to pay much for.
00:13:57.000 Yes.
00:14:04.000 And it didn't work.
00:14:05.000 Kids didn't become Elvis fans.
00:14:07.000 Now, that's why that Andre 3000 movie with Jimi Hendrix, where he played Jimi Hendrix, that's why it was so sad that they wouldn't give him the Jimi Hendrix music because you would have had a whole new generation of Hendrix fans.
00:14:17.000 Stupid ass.
00:14:20.000 Anyway, so yesterday comes along and they go, we want to make a movie about the Beatles and get Beatles fans.
00:14:27.000 So they come up with this stupid conceit they stole from Hot Tub Time Machine.
00:14:30.000 We've already talked about this.
00:14:31.000 Of course, he has to be an Indian guy because it has to be politically correct.
00:14:35.000 And if someone's going to represent Britain, it should be a brown guy.
00:14:39.000 Because that way you get the Indians and all the politically correct people combined.
00:14:47.000 And so yesterday was a hit.
00:14:49.000 Huge smash.
00:14:50.000 So they go, let's just do it again.
00:14:53.000 So now there's a new movie about an Indian kid in the 80s discovering Bruce Springsteen.
00:15:00.000 And I think yesterday, I mean, it looks like a kind of a good movie to bring your daughters.
00:15:04.000 Stop, stop, stop.
00:15:06.000 But go back to the beginning.
00:15:11.000 But it looks kind of good.
00:15:13.000 This movie looks beyond the gayest, gay, gay, gay, gayest, most unbelievably super duper gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.
00:15:26.000 Giant letters, gay.
00:15:27.000 Actually, it has giant letters in it.
00:15:29.000 It's the gayest thing I've ever seen.
00:15:32.000 I got douche chills on my knees.
00:15:34.000 My legs were all goose pimples.
00:15:36.000 I was getting waves of chills down one arm.
00:15:40.000 Is it like this movie owns a bag that gets puked on gay?
00:15:46.000 And is mad about it?
00:15:48.000 Again, we have to see your logos.
00:15:50.000 Warner Brothers, they need to show you their logo.
00:15:53.000 This is one of my biggest pet peeves is having to look at a production company's logo before a movie.
00:15:59.000 Why do they get away with this?
00:16:03.000 I think I might go to Warner Brothers for my next movie, Pitch.
00:16:06.000 Yeah, I have $37 million and I'm thinking of making a movie.
00:16:11.000 Or maybe New Line.
00:16:12.000 I think I'll go with New Line and Warner Brothers.
00:16:14.000 Yeah.
00:16:15.000 That's not even how movies work.
00:16:16.000 I haven't seen Lionsgate yet, so I probably won't go for it.
00:16:19.000 I know it exists, but...
00:16:25.000 I'm just annoying.
00:16:27.000 And I know one who would be perfect for you.
00:16:30.000 She's not fussy.
00:16:32.000 Really?
00:16:34.000 First day, start at the top and stay there.
00:16:38.000 Stay away from the girls.
00:16:41.000 Okay, so, pause.
00:16:42.000 This starts out okay.
00:16:44.000 Like, there was a really good movie, Gregory's Girl, about being a young Laswegian teenager in the 80s.
00:16:52.000 And it was really sweet.
00:16:53.000 And it's about a boy, you know, just starting to like girls.
00:16:56.000 There's a really magical time, ladies, where girls are hideous losers that are a total waste of time.
00:17:01.000 They're just shitty boys.
00:17:03.000 Why are they here?
00:17:04.000 And then in a fucking day, they become goddesses with wings.
00:17:08.000 And this is about, you know, that time.
00:17:11.000 Wow, he's a loser.
00:17:12.000 I remembered him being way cooler when I saw this movie.
00:17:15.000 I saw it when I was a kid.
00:17:16.000 I'm so glad we bumped into each other.
00:17:19.000 What is he wearing on his head?
00:17:21.000 He has a beret on 10% of his head.
00:17:24.000 Do you want to dance?
00:17:25.000 It's really good.
00:17:27.000 You just lie flat down and dance.
00:17:30.000 I'll show you what I mean.
00:17:32.000 I'll start it off, and you just join in when you feel confident enough.
00:17:35.000 Okay?
00:17:43.000 Just dance.
00:17:43.000 This is back when trailers would just show you a scene from the movie.
00:17:47.000 I'll tell you something.
00:17:48.000 Hey, your stupid hat fell off, Gregory.
00:17:53.000 No, it's hanging on literally by a thread.
00:17:55.000 Well, it spins through space at a thousand miles and a half.
00:17:58.000 Anyway, you get the idea.
00:17:58.000 Oh, wait, that's the...
00:18:02.000 Spooky.
00:18:04.000 He's that guy.
00:18:05.000 Yeah, it's called a Scottish person.
00:18:08.000 50% of Scottish people are spooky.
00:18:11.000 Or arrogant assholes that won't stop telling you that tarmac actually roads themselves.
00:18:18.000 Tarmac, Macintosh.
00:18:20.000 That's a Scotsman who invented that.
00:18:23.000 We used to have a big cloth poster in our kitchen that was all about when you wake up, you might use an alarm clock that was invented by Jonathan McAllister.
00:18:34.000 Then you would get on your pajamas that were invented by Pajama McFilemy.
00:18:39.000 And it was all about a day.
00:18:41.000 And then an English, no, it's about an Englishman's day, sorry.
00:18:44.000 And then the Englishman eats a Scottish steak at the end of the day.
00:18:48.000 And then he may be so, something about the Englishman might be so disappointed in his countrymen that he would put a gun to his head to kill himself and likely use a Macfordshire blah, blah, blah, 22 pistol.
00:19:02.000 Oh, wow.
00:19:04.000 Anyway.
00:19:05.000 It's pretty effective.
00:19:06.000 So this looks like it could be sweet, the beginning.
00:19:08.000 I mean, I'm kind of, not my cup of tea, but for a young, and it's about a young kid, immigrant kid in England in the 80s.
00:19:15.000 There was a lot of, there was a fair amount of racial tension.
00:19:17.000 But in England's defense, in the late 70s, they got this huge surge of Jamaicans, and at the same time, a huge surge of Indians.
00:19:26.000 And they hadn't really dealt with mass immigration before.
00:19:28.000 So it was a bit of whiplash.
00:19:30.000 But they assimilated great because Indians are awesome and so are Jamaicans.
00:19:34.000 Unlike a different group pouring in now.
00:19:38.000 Writing isn't a job.
00:19:39.000 I need you to do more.
00:19:40.000 Make a wish better.
00:19:41.000 Kiss a girl and get out of this dumb so pause.
00:19:47.000 They just have to put that in.
00:19:49.000 And if that was now, if it was a modern movie, I would have been pissed off.
00:19:54.000 But yeah, that did exist.
00:19:55.000 There were Nazi skinheads in Britain in the 80s.
00:19:59.000 Yes.
00:20:00.000 But there was very few.
00:20:02.000 And most of them turned out to be gay.
00:20:05.000 A lot of them had been fucked by their uncle or something.
00:20:07.000 And they all ended up dead.
00:20:09.000 They probably made this movie.
00:20:11.000 I knew a guy who knew them, Gavin Watson, who did that skinhead book.
00:20:16.000 He goes, yo, remember them?
00:20:17.000 They were all mentally damaged.
00:20:19.000 They'd all been molested.
00:20:20.000 And then they became junkies.
00:20:21.000 And they're all dead now.
00:20:22.000 They did this thing where they would get tattoos in their face because you would be, if you had a tattoo in your face, you were considered permanently unemployable and clearly mentally ill.
00:20:34.000 So you just get welfare for the rest of your life.
00:20:36.000 You get the doll.
00:20:37.000 So they went, they got their faces tattooed.
00:20:39.000 They got in the doll.
00:20:40.000 They did heroin.
00:20:41.000 A lot of them were gay, and they're all dead now.
00:20:44.000 Anyway.
00:20:46.000 Go ahead.
00:20:50.000 So so far it's pretty good.
00:20:51.000 The gayest thing in the world.
00:20:55.000 The direct line to all destroying this shitty world.
00:20:58.000 Seriously.
00:20:59.000 What does he know about our world?
00:21:03.000 Rollercoaster emotions.
00:21:06.000 Just pause.
00:21:07.000 This is where it gets gay.
00:21:09.000 And just right there, I don't know about you.
00:21:11.000 You're probably not as advanced as me.
00:21:14.000 And you haven't seen it yet.
00:21:15.000 But I just got a flash of douche chills on the back of my head.
00:21:19.000 My little hairs just stood up.
00:21:20.000 I didn't get a quote yet.
00:21:24.000 And I think I'd seen this.
00:21:25.000 Can you see where it's going?
00:21:27.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:29.000 Why are you doing that in post?
00:21:32.000 You should be listening to our music before you start getting confused and hating yourself.
00:21:39.000 This guy's hearing me.
00:21:41.000 What are you doing?
00:21:44.000 I listened to everything.
00:21:45.000 I could feel it all right here.
00:21:47.000 It's like Bruce knows everything I've ever felt.
00:21:49.000 Everything I've ever wanted.
00:21:51.000 Getting it here.
00:21:53.000 My poems.
00:21:54.000 They're not brilliant, but they're mine.
00:21:58.000 Just pause.
00:21:59.000 All the skin in my head is contracting now.
00:22:02.000 Like, you know when you go near the edge of a building and your bag goes...
00:22:08.000 Your bag contracts?
00:22:10.000 I just got that on the top of my head.
00:22:12.000 Like a turtleshell ball bag.
00:22:15.000 And now here's the plot of the movie.
00:22:17.000 His parents don't want him to listen to Bruce Springsteen because he's losing his identity.
00:22:22.000 I will bet you $1,000 that this movie was created by the Bruce Springsteen estate.
00:22:28.000 And they got some writer and they said, let's make it about Indians and assimilation.
00:22:32.000 Like, Bruce Springsteen?
00:22:34.000 Make it at least punk or something metal or something weird.
00:22:38.000 Like, this would have been a way more interesting movie if he was a really square Indian dude and he became a complete metalhead and was like playing in a metal band, death metal, and his parents were freaked out or an evangelist and he's in a death metal band.
00:22:52.000 Bruce Springsteen?
00:22:52.000 That's interesting.
00:22:54.000 If your parents don't want you to listen to Bruce Springsteen, you go, yeah, okay, whatever.
00:22:58.000 Ignore them.
00:23:00.000 Maybe it's just a symbol for just real Americana stuff because it's not rebellious in America, but it is very American.
00:23:06.000 Yeah, it's not rebellious anywhere in the world.
00:23:09.000 It's Bruce fucking Springsteen.
00:23:12.000 This man sings for people like us, but he talks to me.
00:23:19.000 You cannot be serious.
00:23:23.000 When they Indian dude sent this to me, he goes, I am so fucking ashamed of my people.
00:23:29.000 We are gay.
00:23:34.000 If you don't try to fix this, we will lose our son for good.
00:23:37.000 To what?
00:23:37.000 What?
00:23:38.000 A Bruce Brinkstein cassette?
00:23:43.000 Billy Joel.
00:23:44.000 What's with the try?
00:23:46.000 Is that Billy Joel?
00:23:47.000 And the echo.
00:23:48.000 Yeah.
00:23:48.000 Play that again.
00:23:50.000 Is that Billy Joel?
00:23:55.000 This guy is incredible.
00:23:57.000 You've never heard lyrics like his.
00:23:59.000 Is that Billy Joel?
00:24:00.000 Billy Joel?
00:24:01.000 You try and raise your kids right, Jack.
00:24:04.000 That's good, though, because they let you know if funny's coming.
00:24:06.000 Here comes a joke.
00:24:08.000 Yeah.
00:24:09.000 All quiet on the set.
00:24:10.000 Did you recognize him from the trip with what's his name?
00:24:14.000 Oh, that's him.
00:24:15.000 Yeah, what is that guy's name?
00:24:15.000 Yeah.
00:24:16.000 Oh, gosh.
00:24:17.000 He's a big Welsh guy road trip with Steve Coogan.
00:24:21.000 He's a really funny guy.
00:24:26.000 What's that?
00:24:30.000 Bruce sings about not letting the hardness of the world stop you from letting the best of you slip away.
00:24:36.000 My hope is to build a bridge to my ambitions, but not a wall between my family and me.
00:24:42.000 Come to see you visit.
00:24:43.000 I'm going to see Bruce Springsteen's hometown.
00:24:46.000 I can't think of a better reason to visit the United States than to see the home of the boss.
00:24:52.000 He is not your boss.
00:24:53.000 I am your boss.
00:24:58.000 Another.
00:24:59.000 Wait, go back.
00:25:00.000 I haven't watched this whole thing.
00:25:00.000 I didn't see it.
00:25:02.000 When I saw how gay this was, I went, stop.
00:25:04.000 *sigh*
00:25:11.000 People on strike.
00:25:15.000 Bruce sings about not letting the hardness of the world stop you from letting the best of you slip away.
00:25:21.000 My hope is to build a bridge to my ambitions, but not a wall between my family and me.
00:25:26.000 Okay, you went back way too far.
00:25:28.000 You've been to St. Bruce Springsteen's hometown.
00:25:30.000 This is ridiculous.
00:25:31.000 I can't think of a better reason to visit the United States than to see the home of the boss.
00:25:40.000 Traps like us, baby, we were born to run.
00:25:43.000 I've told you before, your lyrics are rubbish.
00:25:43.000 Did you write that?
00:25:46.000 I didn't even rhyme!
00:25:49.000 Get it?
00:25:50.000 Because they're pooping on the song.
00:25:51.000 It's like, that's a really good song.
00:25:53.000 Yeah.
00:25:54.000 Am I nuts, or is that the worst thing you've ever seen?
00:25:57.000 Very schmaltzy.
00:25:59.000 So it got me thinking, this is kind of a holiday episode, right?
00:26:02.000 We're having fun, kids.
00:26:04.000 It got me thinking about shitty bands.
00:26:07.000 And I don't know if you know this, and I was inspired by yesterday's guest, Gabby, from BBQT.
00:26:15.000 The people that banned her are this Montreal band.
00:26:18.000 I think they're called Pale Lips.
00:26:22.000 Hey, that's kind of Pale Face.
00:26:24.000 That's kind of insulting.
00:26:26.000 And it reminded me of this whole sort of movement of social justice warrior, feminist rock.
00:26:33.000 And guess what?
00:26:34.000 Coincidentally, it all sucks.
00:26:36.000 Who would have guessed?
00:26:37.000 Music that puts politics over everything else and agenda and gender, identity politics music happens to coincidentally be some of the shittiest music in the world.
00:26:50.000 Who knew?
00:26:51.000 Who knew?
00:26:53.000 So I thought I would just introduce you because you're obviously not privy to these bands, but I am.
00:27:00.000 And how about we check out the band typical of this, Sailor Poon?
00:27:07.000 They hate sexism.
00:27:11.000 girls can rock too you know You see?
00:27:22.000 Just pause.
00:27:23.000 Music, like, you know, Bruce Springsteen, so male-dominated.
00:27:28.000 And the only woman Bruce has in his band is that backup singer.
00:27:31.000 So women are always in the back, you know?
00:27:34.000 They finally have a voice, and now they're in the front.
00:27:38.000 And we can sit down and say, okay, you can now show me your talents.
00:27:42.000 You have a voice.
00:27:43.000 What have you got, Sailor Poon?
00:27:44.000 Sailor Poon What do you think?
00:27:56.000 King Tut Butts driving me nuts.
00:27:58.000 I don't know if thinking's available to me at the moment.
00:28:02.000 Why?
00:28:03.000 This is, I'm not exaggerating, my six-year-old's level.
00:28:11.000 This is Johnny.
00:28:13.000 And he had, I've seen my seven-year-olds do these kind of videos, and they are this bad.
00:28:21.000 Nerdy butts.
00:28:22.000 Oh, this is different than King Tut.
00:28:23.000 Oh, so it's all about the different butts that drive her nuts.
00:28:26.000 King Tut butts over in Egypt, and then she's in the library, and it's nerdy butts that are driving her nuts.
00:28:31.000 A variety of butts.
00:28:32.000 Oh, what kind of butts are these?
00:28:34.000 Cowgirl butts?
00:28:35.000 Cowboy butts?
00:28:37.000 Ranch butts?
00:28:39.000 Buffalo butts.
00:28:39.000 Buffalo butts.
00:28:48.000 Cowboy butts, yep.
00:28:49.000 Nailed it.
00:28:53.000 You know what butts drive me nuts?
00:28:55.000 Mets butts.
00:28:56.000 Mets butts?
00:28:57.000 Everyone in the Mets has a huge butt.
00:29:00.000 And my son wants to get in the MLB and eventually be a Mets.
00:29:04.000 And I'm like, sorry, you don't have a butt.
00:29:07.000 The whole team has huge fat asses.
00:29:11.000 Okay, now let's check out another band where...
00:29:16.000 Did he have to have butt implants to be in the Mets?
00:29:19.000 His Wrecker's Rectum holder.
00:29:25.000 Alright, yeah, they got some.
00:29:26.000 But here's another thing I don't like about baseball.
00:29:28.000 I don't like that the ump has his bulletproof vest thing under his shirt.
00:29:34.000 Like, have a normal shirt on and then have your protective vest on top of it.
00:29:37.000 These giant shoulders?
00:29:38.000 You look ridiculous.
00:29:40.000 Yeah, that does look dumb.
00:29:44.000 Who puts anything on top of a protective vest?
00:29:48.000 All right.
00:29:50.000 Here's another band, Heinz.
00:29:51.000 And they are from Spain.
00:29:53.000 So not only do you have to get annoyed by their shitty music, you have to get annoyed by their weird accent.
00:30:00.000 Wait, Heinz is another word for butts.
00:30:01.000 *Sings*
00:30:14.000 Thank you.
00:30:15.000 We come from a place called Madrid in Spain.
00:30:18.000 And we are here in Dam in the Band in GUQ House.
00:30:23.000 This is the 13th time we're going to play this song called Garden.
00:30:27.000 Yeah.
00:30:28.000 So at least these girls can play their instruments.
00:30:30.000 But jump in the middle.
00:30:32.000 And all these bands sound the same.
00:30:35.000 Turn it on.
00:30:48.000 Oh, this is sponsored by GoPro.
00:30:51.000 Literally, they have a logo when they do that.
00:30:58.000 You know what a lot of people your age would do?
00:31:02.000 They just accept this.
00:31:02.000 They're like, I guess this is what's cool.
00:31:04.000 And they'll listen to this.
00:31:05.000 They're like, it's good.
00:31:07.000 Well, girls go to these shows and they sit there in the audience and they're like, I'm at a show.
00:31:12.000 And it's a woke show.
00:31:13.000 And there's girls on stage.
00:31:15.000 And this is where I'm supposed to be.
00:31:17.000 No one is actually enjoying the music.
00:31:20.000 They're just enjoying the empowerment.
00:31:21.000 Look how shitty that drummer is.
00:31:24.000 She's literally as good as me.
00:31:26.000 We are at the same level of drums.
00:31:29.000 I think the goal of bands now is to sound like they're in the Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist soundtrack.
00:31:35.000 I want you to let her do that.
00:31:40.000 Okay, let's keep going.
00:31:42.000 Coat hangers.
00:31:45.000 Toad hangers, of course, reference to abortion.
00:31:47.000 This is about...
00:31:47.000 I thought so.
00:31:49.000 I've talked about them before.
00:31:51.000 Hey, hey!
00:31:52.000 Dan, dan, riff, riff, riff.
00:31:56.000 Hey!
00:31:59.000 Oh my God.
00:32:02.000 Why is he saying you like my bed and you really want my friends?
00:32:05.000 They can come with dumbness to be my boyfriend.
00:32:08.000 Oh, bro.
00:32:10.000 And then shut the fuck up.
00:32:14.000 I told you.
00:32:16.000 Empowered women.
00:32:18.000 And so something you don't know why.
00:32:21.000 Let's go.
00:32:23.000 And then shut the fuck up.
00:32:25.000 You think they act like they got it all figured out?
00:32:29.000 Look at her.
00:32:30.000 She's having so much trouble with her instruments.
00:32:35.000 How about you shut the fuck up?
00:32:38.000 All right, there's another song by them in the links right after that.
00:32:42.000 I've got two cold hangers hits.
00:32:44.000 That Jazz Master, too.
00:32:45.000 That's an expensive guitar.
00:32:46.000 Really?
00:32:47.000 That Jazz Master or Jazz Man?
00:32:48.000 Now, you're a musician.
00:32:49.000 You play multiple instruments.
00:32:51.000 What do you think of the quality of the musicianship so far?
00:32:53.000 Well, I stopped playing meltable instruments because they keep, you know, you have to freeze them up again.
00:32:58.000 You said melatable.
00:33:00.000 Okay.
00:33:01.000 I got it.
00:33:01.000 Vowel wrong.
00:33:02.000 Sorry about that.
00:33:03.000 Well, what do I think of it?
00:33:04.000 Well, yeah.
00:33:06.000 Here's the thing.
00:33:06.000 I get rough around the edges.
00:33:07.000 And like, you know, Mars Volta, the guitarist is very weird and not really skilled.
00:33:12.000 But there's a place for that.
00:33:13.000 But that doesn't seem like they're trying, you know?
00:33:15.000 So there's sucking.
00:33:18.000 Yeah.
00:33:19.000 It's like embracing sucking doesn't mean you're good.
00:33:22.000 Let's hear the other coat hangers.
00:33:29.000 They're so eager to get sponsorship.
00:33:31.000 There's always like a thing they're doing.
00:33:33.000 You know what I mean?
00:33:34.000 Like, hey, corporate America, we love your shitty girl band because it makes us look woke and feminist.
00:33:34.000 Yeah.
00:33:40.000 So we'll sponsor you.
00:33:42.000 That's the crazy thing about all this talentless garbage is they get so much corporate support.
00:33:49.000 For what?
00:33:50.000 There's no actual fans of the music.
00:33:52.000 The emperor has no clothes.
00:33:55.000 Oh, now they think they're Sleet or Kenny.
00:33:56.000 I've got nothing to do with my life.
00:33:59.000 I've got nothing to do with my heart.
00:34:01.000 I've got nothing to do with my paper.
00:34:05.000 I've got nothing to do with my heart.
00:34:07.000 I've got nothing to do with my heart.
00:34:08.000 You're like thunder.
00:34:10.000 You're like rain.
00:34:11.000 You're burning all again.
00:34:14.000 That's tsunami bomb-ish.
00:34:18.000 I remember being in a band like this.
00:34:20.000 Like when you first start a band when you're 18, you have this sort of you're insecure, so you do a funny voice.
00:34:26.000 Yes.
00:34:26.000 Oh, I don't even know why you want to go.
00:34:29.000 Yeah.
00:34:33.000 And you say things like, A, B, C, D, E, F, G, you'll never understand me.
00:34:40.000 You're making it up as you go along.
00:34:42.000 Or you have a song called, I remember this other band my friend was in, they had their chorus was, Who You Gonna Call?
00:34:47.000 The Dead Babies.
00:34:50.000 Because Ghostbusters was big, and the scariest thing they could think of was a dead baby.
00:34:55.000 This is all dead baby levels.
00:34:57.000 All right, let's keep going here.
00:34:59.000 This is a weird episode.
00:35:00.000 The tuts.
00:35:02.000 I didn't mind that last song, by the way.
00:35:04.000 Yeah, it was definitely the best one we've heard so far.
00:35:08.000 What have the tuts got?
00:35:09.000 Dump your boyfriend.
00:35:11.000 The tuts performing dump your boyfriend.
00:35:14.000 Here they are, Nadia, Bev, and Harriet.
00:35:17.000 Ladies, very much looking forward to the performance.
00:35:19.000 Are you excited?
00:35:20.000 Yeah!
00:35:21.000 Tell us about Dump Your Boyfriend.
00:35:23.000 You've definitely got a little message going on there.
00:35:26.000 We say it together.
00:35:27.000 Okay.
00:35:28.000 If you've got a shit, boyfriend, dump your boyfriend.
00:35:32.000 Literally my new favorite band.
00:35:34.000 Literally.
00:35:35.000 It's not exaggerating.
00:35:36.000 It looks like they didn't dump their boyfriend.
00:35:39.000 They made him play drums.
00:35:43.000 Why is there a girl band?
00:35:44.000 Why is it a thing that exists?
00:35:48.000 Turn it up, I can't hear it.
00:35:54.000 They don't objectively suck yet.
00:35:57.000 No, but when they can play their instruments, they all sound the same.
00:36:01.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:36:02.000 This little lilting thing, a da-da-da-da-da-di.
00:36:06.000 Can I do be the dandy?
00:36:08.000 A do-dee-da-dee-da.
00:36:11.000 Can't live without a set of...
00:36:14.000 Frivolous is the word I would describe.
00:36:17.000 used to describe it.
00:36:18.000 There's definitely nothing special about the...
00:36:21.000 If you stripped away the vocals.
00:36:22.000 It's like, this is, um...
00:36:27.000 All right, let's keep going.
00:36:28.000 Petrol Girls.
00:36:29.000 This one I recall being particularly brutal, almost as bad as King Tutbutts.
00:36:36.000 Oh yeah, this one is really bad.
00:36:38.000 Okay, so just pause.
00:36:40.000 You know, I forget who it was.
00:36:42.000 I think it was Charles Johnson said, whenever he sees a company announce a diversity initiative, he bets against them in the stock market because he knows that they've now put some sort of agenda above producing good content and they end up sucking.
00:37:01.000 And when you see that this band is about social identity politics and feminism and not about rocking, then you know they're going to suck.
00:37:14.000 What was that?
00:37:14.000 Austerity sucks?
00:37:17.000 Want to go back?
00:37:18.000 No.
00:37:19.000 My My right to choose.
00:37:30.000 This literally antifa music?
00:37:32.000 Yeah.
00:37:34.000 My fucking mind.
00:37:36.000 You want the moment that's up to pressure right?
00:37:41.000 This feminism is so ugly.
00:37:43.000 Oh.
00:37:48.000 Holy crap.
00:37:51.000 Look at her.
00:37:52.000 Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing.
00:37:57.000 Yeah, I think the music's pretty catchy.
00:37:59.000 Oh, you like this band?
00:38:01.000 You can put shit inside of a nice envelope.
00:38:01.000 Yeah.
00:38:16.000 Yeah, I like the actual beat to it.
00:38:23.000 But it's kind of like, yeah, the message is repulsive, so it's like getting into a nice car, but it smells like poo.
00:38:23.000 Yeah.
00:38:28.000 Let's check out Braticus.
00:38:30.000 Braticus.
00:38:32.000 This smells disturbing.
00:38:33.000 Is that a girl with a mustache on?
00:38:36.000 Looks like Desmond.
00:38:38.000 It does.
00:38:38.000 It does, yeah.
00:38:39.000 Let's hear the music.
00:38:51.000 Is that Desmond?
00:38:52.000 Is it mazing?
00:38:53.000 No.
00:38:53.000 Why am I happy, I am happy, I am happy, I am happy, I am happy, I am happy, I am happy This isn't bad, but you need to have some other things in it.
00:39:06.000 No.
00:39:08.000 You're not Donald Trump.
00:39:09.000 You're not Donald Trump.
00:39:15.000 That's it?
00:39:17.000 Yeah.
00:39:17.000 That's like you're in the recording, you're at the jam space, and you go, what about this?
00:39:21.000 And they go, yeah, that's good.
00:39:22.000 That's the beginning of a song.
00:39:26.000 Now, I know this band, Surfboard, and I'm including them here because they're very relevant.
00:39:34.000 Because this all comes to a point.
00:39:39.000 Come on, dude.
00:39:44.000 Fuck you, motherfucker.
00:39:48.000 What time is the sound check?
00:39:50.000 Check the email, dog.
00:39:53.000 It was at five.
00:39:57.000 Fucking move, you fucking asshole.
00:39:59.000 Did this song start?
00:40:05.000 Heavy traffic reported ahead.
00:40:13.000 Hey, find the song.
00:40:15.000 Just jump forward.
00:40:16.000 This is a mess.
00:40:17.000 This is a mess.
00:40:35.000 All right, so Google image that band.
00:40:38.000 Surfboard.
00:40:39.000 Interesting story.
00:40:41.000 The drummer of that band is this guy, Sean, that I know.
00:40:44.000 I consider him a friend.
00:40:46.000 Back in Austin, Texas.
00:40:47.000 We used to go there for the South by Southwest thing every year.
00:40:49.000 We called him the Illustrated Man.
00:40:53.000 And because he's covered in tattoos, he had a really shitty childhood.
00:40:57.000 And his entire body is riddled in tattoos, even his face.
00:41:01.000 And he wasn't doing well.
00:41:04.000 He was a dishwasher.
00:41:06.000 I think he was a cook for a while.
00:41:08.000 And he was fun to drink beers with and stuff.
00:41:10.000 He talked like in a real whispery voice, real quiet voice, quiet guy.
00:41:15.000 Hey, what's going on, guy?
00:41:16.000 Fun dude to party with, but wasn't going anywhere.
00:41:19.000 I don't want to say loser because there's nothing wrong with just having a shitty job.
00:41:22.000 And then he goes, I want to try painting.
00:41:24.000 And we go, okay, whatever, dude.
00:41:28.000 I think that's, yeah, maybe you can find one of his paintings.
00:41:33.000 And we just ignored him.
00:41:34.000 And then he kind of disappeared.
00:41:36.000 I can't remember where he moved to or something.
00:41:38.000 But we check in on him about a year later.
00:41:42.000 He's one of the most successful artists in the country.
00:41:45.000 And he's making hundreds of thousands of dollars per painting.
00:41:48.000 Look, they're not even that good.
00:41:50.000 He's just kind of tracing shit.
00:41:54.000 And then he decides to abandon that.
00:41:57.000 And he goes, there's something going on here with these.
00:42:00.000 I'm not sure that's him.
00:42:01.000 No, that's not him.
00:42:04.000 There's something going on here with these bands.
00:42:06.000 You can have any shitty band, and as long as it's sort of a feminist thing, you'll be totally coddled.
00:42:10.000 So he starts this band and they blow up.
00:42:16.000 Is that the next link on there?
00:42:19.000 Now, yeah, the next link on there is...
00:42:28.000 Who?
00:42:29.000 Gucci.
00:42:30.000 Sheesh.
00:42:31.000 This is where this all comes together.
00:42:33.000 Gucci takes the singer.
00:42:35.000 Go back to the Google imaging of Surfboard.
00:42:37.000 The singer is this ridiculously ugly chick who's missing teeth.
00:42:41.000 And Gucci decides, you and your awesome music, you are the new face of Gucci.
00:42:47.000 You define beauty for us.
00:42:49.000 Your toothless hillbilly face.
00:42:51.000 That chick right there with the stars.
00:42:54.000 Yeah.
00:42:55.000 She's now, so we're listening to all this garbage music, right?
00:42:59.000 And talking about how to get away with it.
00:43:02.000 And corporate America keeps kissing their buns.
00:43:05.000 And then it turns out that the new face of Gucci is that.
00:43:09.000 Go back.
00:43:10.000 That is the face of the most premier designer label in the world.
00:43:17.000 Prada, Gucci.
00:43:17.000 It's what?
00:43:19.000 They're in the top three.
00:43:20.000 The guy on the right, right?
00:43:21.000 No, her.
00:43:22.000 Oh, the guy on the left?
00:43:24.000 No, the toothless chick, moron.
00:43:26.000 The thing.
00:43:27.000 Were you listening to me?
00:43:28.000 It's a joke.
00:43:29.000 Oh.
00:43:29.000 It's a bit.
00:43:30.000 Phew.
00:43:31.000 Well, it wasn't funny.
00:43:32.000 let's check out Gucci's new beauty campaign starring the singer of surfboard you Ada Rose.
00:43:50.000 That's beautiful.
00:43:54.000 There she is.
00:43:56.000 There she is.
00:43:58.000 This isn't a joke.
00:43:59.000 This is not SNL.
00:44:00.000 Be bright.
00:44:04.000 Go back.
00:44:05.000 Pause next time you see her face.
00:44:07.000 She literally has fangs.
00:44:14.000 You're bold, all right.
00:44:17.000 There, there she is.
00:44:18.000 There she is.
00:44:19.000 That sums up this whole episode.
00:44:21.000 Make that the thumbnail, okay?
00:44:23.000 Yeah, that makes sense.
00:44:27.000 The new face of Gucci.
00:44:29.000 That is wild, huh?
00:44:31.000 Holy crap.
00:44:32.000 It's almost like lame and shitty is good now.
00:44:35.000 That's cool.
00:44:36.000 Well, the politics go above everything.
00:44:39.000 So the substance is irrelevant.
00:44:41.000 It's all about how it looks.
00:44:44.000 And this makes Gucci look woke, so we're doing it.
00:44:51.000 Be beautiful.
00:44:53.000 Be beautiful.
00:44:55.000 Is she dating the guy who blew his face off?
00:44:59.000 He's the new face of beauty.
00:45:04.000 It looks like an SNL sketch, doesn't it?
00:45:07.000 It's sort of like when Chris Farley was the stripper in Chippendale's, and just his appearance made everyone laugh.
00:45:15.000 All right, we're running out of time here.
00:45:17.000 Let's see if we can squeeze in a quick mailbag.
00:45:20.000 Oh yeah, you can show that.
00:45:21.000 That's what it looks like, what we just saw.
00:45:24.000 Yeah, this could be an actual...
00:45:27.000 Oh, Adrian.
00:45:32.000 I know.
00:45:33.000 It's going to be you.
00:45:34.000 I don't like fat people saying haha.
00:45:36.000 it's like being a Sambo.
00:45:39.000 Yeah, it's like a sad Bob Odenkirk said that was that was the end of Chris Varley.
00:45:44.000 Hmm, he really hated that.
00:45:50.000 okay Let me touch it.
00:46:05.000 That, by the way, is the name of Whitney Cummings' new Netflix special.
00:46:09.000 Let me touch it.
00:46:10.000 Yeah.
00:46:10.000 Yep.
00:46:11.000 Not good.
00:46:12.000 First letter.
00:46:13.000 Gavin.
00:46:15.000 Ryan sucks.
00:46:16.000 Wow.
00:46:17.000 That is all.
00:46:17.000 Wow.
00:46:18.000 That's from Eric.
00:46:19.000 Damn.
00:46:22.000 Um, Gavin, I find myself in a difficult situation.
00:46:26.000 Difficult situation.
00:46:27.000 Totally.
00:46:29.000 Could you say that, please?
00:46:30.000 It's a very difficult situation.
00:46:33.000 You're always going on about being a cheap Scott.
00:46:34.000 Being one yourself, how can you expect other cheap Scottish assholes like me to pay for free speech.tv?
00:46:40.000 I'm sorry, one drink a month is too much?
00:46:43.000 No, you said it's $10.
00:46:44.000 Yeah, in New York City, a maker's mark on the rocks is $10.
00:46:49.000 Was better when I could get at least two for one with music streaming and most everyone's podcast, but now I've got to pay listen to GUML more than once a week.
00:46:56.000 Fuck me.
00:46:57.000 Also, speaking of two for one, new Tool album on August 3rd.
00:47:00.000 After what, 10 years?
00:47:01.000 I don't care.
00:47:01.000 What are your thoughts?
00:47:03.000 I'm not interested in Tool.
00:47:05.000 They are a corny dude band for guys.
00:47:09.000 I've never liked Tool.
00:47:12.000 You probably like Tool.
00:47:13.000 I don't.
00:47:13.000 Really?
00:47:14.000 In fact, a friend of mine is doing just tearing apart Tool and his fans.
00:47:20.000 And I don't know what happened.
00:47:22.000 Prague Rock.
00:47:23.000 But they just started coming out with a new band.
00:47:25.000 Maynard was just on Rogan, and he started mocking Tool right before that happened.
00:47:30.000 So there's an ethos.
00:47:32.000 Does that make sense?
00:47:34.000 Okay, this one is pretty long.
00:47:36.000 It's probably going to be the last one we do.
00:47:38.000 It's from an Indian, and it sort of bookmarks the show pretty well.
00:47:43.000 By the way, the previous one was sent from H-U-A-W-E-I Hu Wei Mobile.
00:47:48.000 That implies that he's in China.
00:47:50.000 Oh, yeah.
00:47:50.000 We're a very international show.
00:47:52.000 Have you noticed that?
00:47:53.000 Really?
00:47:54.000 Yeah.
00:47:56.000 And the fun thing about me charging a lot is that I'm getting money in the bank, paying for the bandwidth and the costs and all of these expensive liberal guests.
00:48:05.000 But also, I'm going to start getting shows.
00:48:08.000 Someone suggested Sargon of Akkad.
00:48:10.000 That would be great.
00:48:11.000 I want to get Sargon of Akkad, Roger Stone, Sof, Laura Loomer, Joe Biggs.
00:48:16.000 Anyone who's banned.
00:48:21.000 Unless they've apologized, then they're not invited.
00:48:25.000 I'm from India.
00:48:26.000 I've been following you since 2015.
00:48:27.000 It's funny when you're old, like I'm 49, and people will talk about things like, oh man, I've been into that since 2014.
00:48:34.000 I'm like, 2014, that was an hour ago.
00:48:37.000 Yeah, basically.
00:48:38.000 I even feel lame talking about 2000 New York, but that was 20 years ago.
00:48:43.000 Sheesh.
00:48:45.000 You were 10.
00:48:46.000 Yep.
00:48:48.000 Wait, wait, wait.
00:48:49.000 I moved to New York in 1999.
00:48:51.000 How old were you then?
00:48:53.000 1999?
00:48:54.000 I was 10, yeah.
00:48:56.000 Loser.
00:48:58.000 Although I don't agree with you a few things, I'm a huge admirer of your work, blah, blah, blah.
00:49:01.000 It should be the case since my generation of millennial here in India have this SJW mentality of either you are completely with us or against or you're against us.
00:49:09.000 I appreciate you stand for free speech and freedom of ideology, which is crucial in these times.
00:49:13.000 He likes reading the do's and don'ts book.
00:49:16.000 I haven't been able to put it down.
00:49:17.000 I get stank eyes from women who want to know what I'm reading and are shocked by the language, fucking Puritans.
00:49:21.000 Here's what I wanted to ask you.
00:49:22.000 Wait a minute.
00:49:24.000 So a woman asks you what book you're reading and then you show her and she sees the language?
00:49:28.000 Just say none of your business.
00:49:30.000 One, I was at a party and a very close friend of mine brought his date along.
00:49:34.000 He fucked up and forgot something and said something along the lines of, I'm sorry, I'm a retard, which made his girl very mad that he used the R word.
00:49:41.000 I stepped in and said, well, if the word is in the dictionary, he can use it.
00:49:45.000 She argued that you can't use it at all and she knows better since she's studying psychology.
00:49:49.000 Ooh, that had nothing to do with the fact.
00:49:51.000 I could have argued and held an honors degree in psychology, blah, blah.
00:49:54.000 I said, the context matters.
00:49:55.000 And before I could explain my point, another girl joined in and went off on how I shouldn't have used that word.
00:50:01.000 Note that I hadn't used it in the first place.
00:50:03.000 I realize you can't really argue with a drunk chick, let alone two of them.
00:50:06.000 Anyway, another close buddy stepped in and said that he himself was a retard, and people should be sensitive to him.
00:50:12.000 Everyone laughed.
00:50:13.000 And the debate, if I can call it one, ended.
00:50:15.000 My question is, how do you deal with people on the context of words like cunt?
00:50:19.000 Got in trouble for that one too.
00:50:20.000 And retard.
00:50:21.000 And how are they not meant as malicious?
00:50:24.000 Cunt is fine.
00:50:26.000 It's a very bad word for a woman.
00:50:29.000 And if it's applicable, then you should use it.
00:50:32.000 I'm from Britain and Canada where we say cunt on a daily basis, even in a semi-friendly way, like, it's here round, you cheap cunt.
00:50:39.000 Come on.
00:50:41.000 And in fact, we use it so loosely in Britain that you have to say, you're a proper cunt if you want to use it bad because people, cunt is nice.
00:50:50.000 So I'm not doing anything about cunt.
00:50:52.000 However, retard, and I know I opened the show with gay a million times, gay is fine.
00:50:58.000 Gay is a parody of the way you talked when you were 10.
00:51:01.000 So in a way, it's kind of pro-gay because you're laughing at yourself for saying gay when you were 10.
00:51:07.000 Retard is tricky.
00:51:09.000 And Ann Coulter's point is, I'm never calling someone with Down syndrome a retard, obviously.
00:51:15.000 I'm using it to describe other people.
00:51:17.000 That's fair.
00:51:18.000 I once called my dog retarded, and we had guests over, and one of them was special needs.
00:51:24.000 And I said, yeah, who cares what he wants?
00:51:26.000 He's a retard.
00:51:27.000 And that made me feel bad.
00:51:29.000 Yes.
00:51:30.000 But then you say, well, what if you're saying it on the show and someone who's watching the show has a special needs kid in the room?
00:51:37.000 And Ricky Gervais's argument for that is, well, he's got to know that it wasn't directed to him.
00:51:42.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:51:43.000 I think the intention matters a lot, but sometimes that word just gets thrown in there, you know?
00:51:47.000 It's almost like the guy that shot his face off.
00:51:50.000 What a return.
00:51:51.000 Yeah.
00:51:51.000 He had a daughter.
00:51:52.000 How gay.
00:51:54.000 Someone fucked him after that?
00:51:55.000 Maybe before that.
00:51:57.000 He was 23 when he...
00:51:59.000 So, but if Judas Priest comes on, they didn't mean to inflict him with like...
00:52:04.000 Yeah, I still have to think about this, but it's one of the few words, obviously the N-word, but it's one of the few words where I'm open to discussing not using it.
00:52:04.000 Yeah.
00:52:15.000 Yeah.
00:52:17.000 The N-word, I'm done.
00:52:19.000 And Coulter sold me on that.
00:52:20.000 She said, you don't understand.
00:52:22.000 You weren't here.
00:52:23.000 America has a long history with that word.
00:52:25.000 Don't use it in any context, ever.
00:52:28.000 Dang.
00:52:29.000 Okay, fine.
00:52:30.000 And I've never used that word maliciously.
00:52:32.000 Right.
00:52:33.000 Ever.
00:52:34.000 Yeah, some things are.
00:52:35.000 I've never been used discussing the word.
00:52:36.000 The stakes are high, so that it becomes a shock joke.
00:52:40.000 You know, I don't ever write it off, but it's really a real rare.
00:52:44.000 It's a doozy.
00:52:45.000 It's got to be like.
00:52:46.000 By the way, speaking of Vic Berger making a video of every time I've used that word, which was never malicious, it was always discussing the word.
00:52:55.000 That showed up in court with the Proud Boys, who one of them is facing 60 years.
00:53:00.000 And everyone jokes about how he's just a harmless comedian.
00:53:03.000 He's a Twitter comedian.
00:53:05.000 What's your problem?
00:53:06.000 Well, he's gotten a bunch of people fired, and he's appeared in court where someone's facing 60 years.
00:53:13.000 And he doxed Jax Pasobic's wedding, which implies violence towards the people who are getting married.
00:53:21.000 And more importantly, he doxed A Night for Freedom, which led to Antifa beating an old Jewish man almost to death, cardiac arrest, sent to the hospital.
00:53:31.000 Antifa, who beat him, is also a victim of this bullshit because he's looking at 15 years in prison.
00:53:37.000 And that was Vic Berger.
00:53:38.000 And you know what's nuts?
00:53:39.000 Vic Berger's all over Twitter right now saying, people are trying to tie Jared Holt to the shooter because he is tied to the shooter.
00:53:48.000 The shooter was a fan of his.
00:53:50.000 And he goes, this is putting them in danger.
00:53:51.000 You're doxing him.
00:53:53.000 Meanwhile, Vic Berger's the king of the dox.
00:53:55.000 The hypocrisy today with the left is mind-blowing.
00:54:00.000 It's clown world.
00:54:01.000 It's clown world.
00:54:02.000 Anyway, so that's a long answer to your question, sir.
00:54:05.000 But all that other, but that's me talking about my show.
00:54:08.000 As far as your world goes, where girls get mad at you for reading a book and you're getting balled out at a party, I would just go full tilt, retard, cunt, fuck, do's and don'ts book in your face.
00:54:19.000 Shut up, fuck you.
00:54:21.000 So you should be a complete asshole in India, my Indian friend.
00:54:25.000 We saw the movies you make.
00:54:27.000 That place is going super gay.
00:54:30.000 And by the way, I like the way that you say that about making fun of a younger self.
00:54:34.000 It's like, I'm not Archie Bunker.
00:54:36.000 I'm actually Norman Lear.
00:54:38.000 When I say gay.
00:54:40.000 It's a parody.
00:54:40.000 Yeah.
00:54:41.000 I'm not actually the bigot guy.
00:54:43.000 I don't like that example, though, because you're dissing God.
00:54:45.000 Well, I love Archie Bunker.
00:54:47.000 B, I was called a hipster for a while by people, so I took on that identity for a while.
00:54:51.000 Now hipstrom is mainstream and marketable.
00:54:52.000 Where do you see hipstrom going?
00:54:53.000 And do you think there is a counterculture, subculture to hipsterdom?
00:54:56.000 Obviously, the way hipsterdom is going in the mainstream is some ugly cunt from surfboard being the face of Gucci.
00:55:06.000 But the counterculture to hipstrom is obviously this.
00:55:09.000 Red-pilled America, Milo Yiannopoulos, Laura Loomer, Jack Pasobic, Mike Cernovich, Ali, culture with three Ts.
00:55:18.000 Now he has three.
00:55:21.000 I can tell you that the analogy about sesame seeds on the arm and that cab driver made is something we have never heard.
00:55:25.000 I'm half Sikh.
00:55:27.000 Okay?
00:55:28.000 You are a Piari Admi.
00:55:30.000 It's like Piari Lauki, but for a man.
00:55:32.000 That's gay.
00:55:33.000 Ryan, you make me want to wear a turban and carry a dagger.
00:55:35.000 But Scared Selfless is in my workout playlist, and it's amazing.
00:55:39.000 What's Scared Selfless?
00:55:39.000 Thank you.
00:55:41.000 It's a song that I made.
00:55:42.000 It's this one.
00:55:45.000 I've never heard your music before.
00:55:47.000 That's what I am.
00:55:49.000 Let's hear Ryan Ketzy Rivera's tunes.
00:55:52.000 Yeah, this one's alright.
00:55:53.000 This is the first one I made on my GarageBand.
00:55:56.000 My MacBook Pro.
00:55:57.000 I use the actual keyboard as the keyboard.
00:56:05.000 This is so much better than those feminist bands.
00:56:08.000 Thanks.
00:56:09.000 It's about abortion.
00:56:14.000 I should rap over it.
00:56:17.000 Yeah, we should start some sort of band.
00:56:19.000 I was thinking about starting like a Korean rock band, but I make up all the words.
00:56:23.000 But it sounds like K-pop rock, and I'm just like, That would be funny.
00:56:29.000 We should do that when we're at Breezy Point.
00:56:31.000 Make a song.
00:56:32.000 Smoke a dube, write a song.
00:56:32.000 Yeah.
00:56:34.000 That's right on.
00:56:36.000 Okay, he likes me more than a friend, and his name is Abhimanyu.
00:56:39.000 Hey, India, get some normal names.
00:56:41.000 Abhimanu?
00:56:42.000 Abhimanyu.
00:56:44.000 That's like Christopher.
00:56:44.000 Or backwards.
00:56:45.000 Your name is a record player backwards.
00:56:47.000 Abhimanyu?
00:56:48.000 It's censored.
00:56:49.000 Ever heard of Mike?
00:56:51.000 That's what's so great about the West.
00:56:53.000 You know what our names are?
00:56:54.000 John.
00:56:55.000 My son's name is Johnny.
00:56:58.000 Bob.
00:56:59.000 You know what Bob is backwards?
00:57:01.000 Bob.
00:57:02.000 Correct.
00:57:03.000 It's a palindrome.
00:57:05.000 All right, let's end the show with this awesome video.
00:57:08.000 All right, a janitor opened the school 50 minutes early, 6.15 instead of 6.30.
00:57:14.000 So at 2.52, he thought, oh man, I'm going to leave eight minutes early.
00:57:19.000 Big deal.
00:57:20.000 Now, this is why I hate teachers, because the unions and all their power and telling kids what to do all day has given them this bizarre ego.
00:57:30.000 And feminism too, like the guy who killed Lee Rigby, that woman comes up, what are you doing?
00:57:34.000 Stop stabbing him.
00:57:36.000 And the way that women, let me be specific, balls, B-A-W-L, boomer-angry women liberals, the way they talk to people is perfectly displayed in the way teachers talk to people.
00:57:50.000 Now look at this teacher talking to a janitor, a big black janitor, about leaving eight minutes early.
00:57:57.000 *Painful music*
00:58:04.000 Maybe this happened before.
00:58:06.000 What are your hours?
00:58:07.000 This is recording.
00:58:08.000 What are you hours?
00:58:09.000 Your hours is from 6.30 to 3 o'clock.
00:58:11.000 Okay.
00:58:12.000 Why did you leave today at 2.45?
00:58:14.000 I didn't leave at 2.45.
00:58:16.000 I did not leave at 2.45.
00:58:16.000 You did?
00:58:18.000 We were calling you.
00:58:19.000 When I left, it was When I left, when I was leaving at that door.
00:58:24.000 When I think you left.
00:58:25.000 When I was leaving at that door, 18.52.
00:58:28.000 When I was going out that door.
00:58:29.000 Because you left early.
00:58:30.000 I didn't leave early because I was here early.
00:58:32.000 What time do you work till?
00:58:34.000 What are your hours?
00:58:35.000 Ms. Hoffman, the fire people that was here was outside.
00:58:41.000 They had to get in the building.
00:58:42.000 Stop talking.
00:58:43.000 Jonathan, what are your hours?
00:58:44.000 Just pause.
00:58:45.000 Can you imagine saying that to an adult man?
00:58:47.000 Adult, yeah.
00:58:48.000 Hey, I mean, I might say it to you, but it's kind of in a jokey way.
00:58:52.000 But the idea of me saying to a 42-year-old man, hey, Jonathan, stop talking.
00:58:57.000 What are your hours?
00:59:00.000 I love cops, but I fucking hate when they pull you over and they go, you mind telling me why you're driving so fast?
00:59:05.000 Because I'm speeding, because I like going fast.
00:59:07.000 Let's just fucking wrap it up, please.
00:59:09.000 Stop patronizing me.
00:59:13.000 What are your hours?
00:59:14.000 I just want to hear them again.
00:59:16.000 I just want to hear you say.
00:59:17.000 When are they?
00:59:18.000 I told you my hours already.
00:59:20.000 Tell me again.
00:59:22.000 From 6.30 to 30.
00:59:24.000 6.30 to 3 o'clock.
00:59:26.000 Okay.
00:59:27.000 And you left early today.
00:59:28.000 I didn't leave early.
00:59:30.000 Did you leave before 3 o'clock?
00:59:32.000 I left before 3 o'clock.
00:59:33.000 For the simple fact, I had to come in here this morning because the fire people was out there outside, sitting outside in their cars, and they had to get in the building to do the fire off.
00:59:33.000 Why?
00:59:42.000 Okay.
00:59:42.000 So I had to come in the building at 6.15.
00:59:45.000 Ms. Beckett, both of us came at the same time.
00:59:48.000 Who told you to come at 6.15?
00:59:52.000 Who told you to come at 6.1.15.
00:59:54.000 It's not that I wanted to come in at 6.15, Ms. Hoffman.
00:59:56.000 I was sitting outside and the fire people was outside waited in the car to get inside the building.
01:00:02.000 We are not open until 6.30.
01:00:04.000 So they have to wait until 6.30 to get inside the building.
01:00:07.000 They're going to get the fire alarms?
01:00:09.000 If they don't have a key, the building is not open until 6.30.
01:00:13.000 Look at her.
01:00:14.000 You don't adjust your hours just because you feel like it.
01:00:17.000 I didn't do it because I felt like it's going to be a little bit more difficult to fire people to get inside the building.
01:00:21.000 You need to open the building early.
01:00:24.000 Did your boss, Susan Offerman?
01:00:26.000 You opened your mouth early outside of the donut shop.
01:00:29.000 I was not supposed to start my hours early today, but like I was telling you, the fire people had to get inside.
01:00:35.000 They were sitting out there for almost an hour.
01:00:37.000 Who is your boss?
01:00:40.000 Is your boss Susan Offerman or the fire marshal?
01:00:44.000 Who?
01:00:46.000 Who is your boss?
01:00:47.000 Are they having sex?
01:00:48.000 I never had a dad.
01:00:51.000 I explained my hours.
01:00:52.000 6.30 to 3.
01:00:53.000 Yes.
01:00:54.000 Okay, and we needed you at 2.45, and we're calling you on the walkie, and I called you on the phone finally because nobody could find you, and the guy said you left.
01:01:04.000 You had just left.
01:01:05.000 No, I did not leave early.
01:01:06.000 Jonathan said that.
01:01:06.000 I had just left.
01:01:07.000 I had just left.
01:01:08.000 Jonathan, if you left before 3 o'clock, you left early.
01:01:13.000 Just pause.
01:01:14.000 You know that they have that gay therapy that makes gays straight?
01:01:18.000 Conversion therapy?
01:01:19.000 Conversion therapy.
01:01:20.000 This is conversion therapy.
01:01:21.000 I'm gay.
01:01:22.000 I'm gayer than that Indian movie right now.
01:01:25.000 I hate her.
01:01:27.000 Hate has a home here.
01:01:29.000 I hate her.
01:01:31.000 She's bad.
01:01:32.000 Bonafide hate.
01:01:33.000 People overuse the word hate.
01:01:34.000 Hate is the opposite of love.
01:01:35.000 Love is when you can't stop thinking about her and she's heaven and just like seeing her sock on the ground.
01:01:40.000 You go, what a great sock.
01:01:42.000 I hate her.
01:01:43.000 I hate her socks.
01:01:45.000 I hate like her steering wheel of her car.
01:01:48.000 I hate the footprint she makes in the snow.
01:01:49.000 I want to kick it.
01:01:54.000 Was done.
01:01:55.000 So let me explain this to you.
01:01:57.000 Yesterday when we had the meeting, I didn't get out of here until 3.15.
01:02:01.000 Why?
01:02:01.000 Because you had us in the meeting.
01:02:03.000 No, I finished on time.
01:02:04.000 No, it wasn't.
01:02:05.000 When I left out that door?
01:02:06.000 I finished on time.
01:02:07.000 That's the time I left out that door.
01:02:08.000 Why are you dragging this out?
01:02:09.000 Are you going to fire him or not?
01:02:10.000 I made it a point to finish on time yesterday because I do not want to keep you past your hour.
01:02:14.000 It's halfway through a five, six minute video.
01:02:17.000 I don't know what you were doing.
01:02:18.000 Six minutes?
01:02:19.000 We don't have time.
01:02:20.000 Jump to that end.
01:02:21.000 If he gets fired, I'm going to find him.
01:02:24.000 Every time I come into this meeting with you, it's always something I'm doing.
01:02:27.000 But what about everybody else is doing?
01:02:30.000 This meeting's done.
01:02:30.000 Please stop yelling at me.
01:02:31.000 I'm not yelling.
01:02:32.000 I'm just voicing my frustration because just like you frustrated with me, I'm frustrated too.
01:02:37.000 I'm frustrated that you left before your 3 o'clock shift was over and this meeting is finished.
01:02:41.000 But you don't understand the fact that I was here.
01:02:43.000 The 10 minutes that you left early are now done.
01:02:46.000 The 10 minutes that you owed the school are now finished.
01:02:49.000 So I'll see you tomorrow.
01:02:52.000 I'll let you know what HR says.
01:02:53.000 Okay.
01:02:55.000 I'll see you tomorrow.
01:02:57.000 I'll let you know what HR says.
01:02:58.000 And she punished him with that meeting by making it 10 minutes because he left 10 minutes early.
01:03:02.000 He actually left eight minutes early.
01:03:04.000 CUNT!
01:03:06.000 *Gunshot*
01:03:11.000 I'm with her.
01:03:12.000 He needs to get rid of that job, get work at it.
01:03:15.000 And I hate the way janitors, you know, they have to work all summer.
01:03:18.000 They're July and August while these fat pigs are sitting by a lake and sipping on fucking corona lights.
01:03:26.000 Those guys are working their hardest they work because they finally have the whole classroom to themselves.
01:03:30.000 They can take down the drop ceiling and clean up in there.
01:03:33.000 And you'll notice when these teachers go on strike or they demand things, they don't talk about things like new boots for the janitors.
01:03:38.000 The janitors are in the same union, but they don't get any of the perks that the teachers get.
01:03:44.000 And they're the ones working.
01:03:46.000 What are you doing?
01:03:47.000 Filling their heads with a bunch of Marxist claptrap, you stupid fat bitch?
01:03:52.000 Get fired.
01:03:53.000 Get in trouble.