Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E56

00:00:02.000 Who that is, ho, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a dune boy.

00:00:09.000 Who that is, ho, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a tool boy, who that is ho, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a tomb boy, that girl is a dune boy, who that is ho, that girl is a dune boy, That girl is a Trump boy, that girl is a Trump boy With my little titties and my fat belly, I can tell your man if you thin the la-*Bang*

00:00:36.000 That was Tomboy by Princess Nokia, a fellow Puerto Rican of yours.

00:00:43.000 Do you know her?

00:00:44.000 I don't personally know her, nor a lot of Puerto Ricans.

00:00:48.000 What?

00:00:49.000 Probably the majority of Puerto Ricans I don't know.

00:00:51.000 Why not?

00:00:52.000 I just haven't met him yet.

00:00:53.000 I like calling people ho.

00:00:56.000 Hudad is, ho.

00:00:56.000 Me too.

00:00:58.000 That girl is a ton.

00:00:59.000 I'm going to call you ho from now on.

00:01:01.000 To be fair, it's who daddy, ho.

00:01:02.000 Hudad e, ho?

00:01:04.000 Hey, ho, play that video.

00:01:04.000 Yeah, there you go.

00:01:06.000 All right.

00:01:08.000 Yeah, she's.

00:01:09.000 What do you call your grandmother in Puerto Rican?

00:01:12.000 Personally, I call her mama.

00:01:12.000 I call her.

00:01:14.000 Is that what she calls hers?

00:01:17.000 No, it might be like a nana or like a umi or some goofy shit.

00:01:22.000 It's gotta be something that's easy to say.

00:01:24.000 They really like cereal in the hood.

00:01:27.000 Yes.

00:01:28.000 It is an efficient way to get hydrated and a nice dose of starch.

00:01:38.000 Talk about blues clues?

00:01:40.000 Papa Powell.

00:01:41.000 Papa Powell, blues clues.

00:01:43.000 You can tell that she's not big on the titty rabbits.

00:01:48.000 The boobs.

00:01:49.000 She's not big on influences.

00:01:52.000 Like, not a lot of literature in there, not a lot of different culture.

00:01:55.000 It's just blues clues and cereal.

00:01:57.000 Yes.

00:01:58.000 Someone hasn't really graduated from being 11.

00:02:01.000 11 to 18 in the projects.

00:02:04.000 There's not a lot going on there.

00:02:06.000 You reference.

00:02:07.000 So the reason I brought that up is because Cro-Mat is having a 10-year anniversary.

00:02:13.000 Cro-Mat is a body positive bathing suit line.

00:02:19.000 And, oh, that's Jordan Woods.

00:02:21.000 Jordan Woods models for Cro-Mat.

00:02:23.000 And Jordan Woods is a friend of Kylie Jenner.

00:02:26.000 Go back to that.

00:02:27.000 She's considered plus size.

00:02:28.000 Now, I want to make something clear here.

00:02:31.000 I think we're on the same page, feminists.

00:02:34.000 When you say normal plus size, we like that.

00:02:38.000 In fact, we like that more than model models.

00:02:41.000 We're not into 12-year-old boys.

00:02:43.000 We're not into the anorexics.

00:02:45.000 That's gays who did the whole heroin cheek thing.

00:02:48.000 You just need to consult us, ladies.

00:02:51.000 We were not consulted about fake boobs.

00:02:54.000 We would have said no.

00:02:56.000 Why didn't you ask?

00:02:58.000 It's like all these Proud Boys articles.

00:03:00.000 They go, or that movie Cuck that we'll get to in a second.

00:03:03.000 No one asks us.

00:03:05.000 They just go, yeah, the Proud Boys, they think illegal aliens run the show.

00:03:09.000 No, we don't.

00:03:10.000 What are you talking about?

00:03:12.000 So there's this misunderstanding that we have an unattainable body image for you ladies and we want you to be 12.

00:03:20.000 No, we just don't like enormous pigs who are dying.

00:03:27.000 But when I look at the CroMat website, or there was an article in the Post today, it's not online.

00:03:34.000 The New York Post and their online counterpart really got to get together, guys.

00:03:39.000 You don't even use the same headlines for the same article.

00:03:42.000 It's very frustrating as a New York Post reader who wants to talk online to people.

00:03:46.000 I have to dig up the article.

00:03:48.000 You know what you should do, New York Post?

00:03:50.000 Have a tiny URL at the end of your print edition, right?

00:03:55.000 That people can write out and send to someone else.

00:03:59.000 Because it takes me about five minutes to find the online version.

00:04:02.000 Anyway, I sent you the picture in the post today of this woman who is considered plus size.

00:04:08.000 There's their website.

00:04:10.000 There are a lot of huge tubs on their website, by the way.

00:04:13.000 But there's also a lot of super hot chicks.

00:04:16.000 I airdropped you the picture.

00:04:17.000 Yeah.

00:04:18.000 So this is like a feminist thing saying, hey, guys, you got to learn to expand your horizons.

00:04:27.000 We actually think this woman is pretty.

00:04:29.000 And she is.

00:04:31.000 In your face, sexists.

00:04:31.000 Okay?

00:04:34.000 Who are you talking to?

00:04:36.000 She's pretty awesome.

00:04:37.000 Right, Ho?

00:04:39.000 What do you think, Ho?

00:04:40.000 I don't know.

00:04:41.000 But whoever wrote this, I'm like, who that is?

00:04:44.000 Who that is?

00:04:45.000 Hey, Cro-Mat, who that is, Ho?

00:04:47.000 That girl is a perfect woman.

00:04:50.000 We are not complaining.

00:04:53.000 Ladies, have a big fat ass, please.

00:04:58.000 We just don't want you to have a gunt.

00:05:00.000 We just don't like it when you have a third breast that hangs way over your belt.

00:05:06.000 Excuse me.

00:05:07.000 My hoe here is allergic to it.

00:05:11.000 Oh, you know the problem with me calling you hoe?

00:05:14.000 Yes, I immediately understand.

00:05:15.000 What?

00:05:17.000 Well, first of all.

00:05:18.000 That you're a sex worker.

00:05:19.000 Yes.

00:05:19.000 That I am your hoe, yes.

00:05:21.000 No, but that Asian doctor dude.

00:05:25.000 Oh, it's racist.

00:05:27.000 No?

00:05:28.000 His stand-up comedy routine is called I Love You Ho because his wife's I think his wife's last name is Ho.

00:05:28.000 Oh.

00:05:37.000 Gotcha.

00:05:38.000 So that's his joke.

00:05:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:05:39.000 His joke is always like, hi, ho, I love you, ho.

00:05:42.000 I thought it was like Pocahontas Racist, where you're like, you call somebody of the same ethnicity ho.

00:05:47.000 Like, this is my hoe.

00:05:50.000 What?

00:05:51.000 Yeah.

00:05:52.000 Like, this is my Bruce Lee.

00:05:54.000 I don't understand you.

00:05:57.000 Like, you're my Mick or something.

00:06:01.000 Like, you're using like a regular name.

00:06:02.000 Yeah, yeah, we're well aware of that, reference, dude.

00:06:05.000 That's the joke.

00:06:06.000 But a hoe.

00:06:07.000 Anyway, go to their.

00:06:08.000 I think I sent you a link, didn't I?

00:06:10.000 For their clothing line, their fashion show.

00:06:15.000 Did I hit the Guardian?

00:06:16.000 Nope.

00:06:18.000 Maybe I didn't.

00:06:19.000 I can search it.

00:06:20.000 Well, I'm on the website here, Chromat.

00:06:22.000 Okay, go to the website.

00:06:24.000 Scroll down.

00:06:25.000 Is that the main main page?

00:06:27.000 Yes.

00:06:28.000 Okay, look at that.

00:06:29.000 This one?

00:06:29.000 Yeah.

00:06:30.000 Well, it keeps vacillating from Gina Munkini.

00:06:34.000 That are we supposed to not like that?

00:06:37.000 Are you brave for being that?

00:06:41.000 Because again, that is mind-blowing.

00:06:47.000 That puts me in a coma.

00:06:49.000 I am coveting thy neighbor's wife right now.

00:06:51.000 Ho Lee Tali Do.

00:06:53.000 Asian, not so much.

00:06:55.000 But she's also on the other side next to her, ho.

00:06:57.000 Yep.

00:06:58.000 Just go to the next one over.

00:06:59.000 I can't at least, you're kind of blocking it.

00:07:04.000 Wow.

00:07:05.000 That is some stuff.

00:07:07.000 And then this Jordan Woods is another plus-size model.

00:07:11.000 And she's Kylie Jenner's BFF.

00:07:14.000 And you look her up, Google Image Jordan Woods, J-O-R-D-Y-N.

00:07:19.000 She is a person of color.

00:07:22.000 And she's a person of delicious.

00:07:25.000 Yeah, there she is.

00:07:27.000 That is a hell of a knockout, is it not?

00:07:30.000 Pretty righteous.

00:07:31.000 Wow.

00:07:32.000 What would you say she is at a 10?

00:07:34.000 Let me see a little bit.

00:07:35.000 obviously she just had her hair did and her nails and you can talk to the man the hand cause you ain't got no man, but that's, For me, sub-five.

00:07:48.000 Yeah, is that her also?

00:07:48.000 What?

00:07:50.000 Okay, that's a bad picture of her.

00:07:54.000 You're an imbecile, ho.

00:07:55.000 That's face-wise.

00:07:56.000 Face?

00:07:57.000 What's a face?

00:07:58.000 A face?

00:07:59.000 Face-wise?

00:08:02.000 She's at least a seven.

00:08:04.000 I don't like her.

00:08:06.000 She's an eight.

00:08:07.000 I hate you.

00:08:07.000 Shut up.

00:08:08.000 No.

00:08:11.000 I'm not even going.

00:08:13.000 I might.

00:08:14.000 If you held a gun to my head and said you were going to burn my house down, I might go to 7.9, but I'd be bawling my eyes out when I did it.

00:08:22.000 This picture's not very good, though.

00:08:24.000 No, that's not great.

00:08:25.000 So it leaves you to think that there's some...

00:08:36.000 You're an idiot, ho.

00:08:36.000 Sub 5?

00:08:37.000 That's, I mean...

00:08:42.000 We have a serious news show and we're sitting around looking at pictures of plump chicks.

00:08:45.000 But you get my point is that we are accused of not accepting plump.

00:08:49.000 We're good with plump.

00:08:53.000 Very different.

00:08:54.000 Anyway, today is a very important day for us.

00:08:58.000 Today is Ashura.

00:09:00.000 And let me assure you that it is one of our most sacred days of the year here at Get Off Milan.

00:09:08.000 You may not be familiar with Ashura.

00:09:10.000 It's also called Yom Ashura.

00:09:12.000 And it is the 10th day of Muharram, the first month of the Islamic calendar.

00:09:17.000 It marks the day that Husayn Ibn Ali, the grandson of the Islamic prophet Muhammad, was killed in the Battle of Karbala.

00:09:28.000 And I think it's important that we all, we're not going to do it right now because I have my suit on and everything, but after this, me and Ho are going to be whipping ourselves with an interesting kind of a whip.

00:09:39.000 It's got about five things on it, and they're kind of steel on the back.

00:09:44.000 And we're just going to be outside.

00:09:46.000 I guess we'll go to Times Square or maybe Bryant Park.

00:09:49.000 Let's go to Bryant Park.

00:09:51.000 Harold Square is another option.

00:09:52.000 And we're just going to be whipping ourselves as a way of sort of saying, hey, we wish that Muhammad's grandson wasn't killed in the Battle of Karbala.

00:10:04.000 Seem reasonable?

00:10:06.000 Right?

00:10:06.000 Yeah.

00:10:07.000 Well, they said when they take a shower, they don't see any injuries in their body.

00:10:11.000 Really?

00:10:12.000 Yeah.

00:10:13.000 So you just wash the blood away.

00:10:16.000 Is that divine intervention?

00:10:17.000 Does Allah make the scars go away?

00:10:20.000 Yeah, he's probably very busy that day.

00:10:22.000 Shoo, shoo.

00:10:23.000 This would be a good time to get up to some Islamic mischief if you want.

00:10:29.000 Because Allah is so busy healing these people.

00:10:32.000 Well, who are the weirdos that just come to watch?

00:10:34.000 And why are they covering their faces like that?

00:10:37.000 You want to breathe in the blood dust?

00:10:41.000 There they go.

00:10:43.000 Yup, Gavin, but Christians self-flagellate too.

00:10:47.000 Yeah, like three of them.

00:10:49.000 And when we used to do that, what was it, like 500 years ago, we used to do that?

00:10:54.000 Ouch.

00:10:55.000 I get nostalgic when I watch Islam because they remind me of us 500 years ago.

00:11:01.000 It's like a little blast from the past, isn't it?

00:11:03.000 You remind me of a young me.

00:11:05.000 You remind me of a prehistoric me.

00:11:09.000 You remind me of me in the dark ages.

00:11:11.000 Do you still throw gays off buildings?

00:11:13.000 We used to do that.

00:11:14.000 Oh, those were the days.

00:11:16.000 Do you still behead people who blaspheme the Lord?

00:11:20.000 We used to do that.

00:11:21.000 Seems like just yesterday, but it wasn't.

00:11:24.000 It was hundreds and hundreds and hundreds of years ago.

00:11:28.000 So retro.

00:11:29.000 Oh, God.

00:11:31.000 I've got a lot of news in the world of the G-Dog.

00:11:35.000 A lot of Gavi news.

00:11:38.000 There's a movie about me.

00:11:40.000 I did a thing with Michelle Malkin last night.

00:11:43.000 And Copper Cab, I think it's going to rape me.

00:11:48.000 Right?

00:11:49.000 Is that the plan?

00:11:51.000 It looks and sounds like it.

00:11:52.000 Is he still a woman?

00:11:53.000 I'll tell you what.

00:11:54.000 I don't know.

00:11:57.000 Doesn't look like it would be.

00:11:58.000 It's a lot better than I thought it would.

00:12:02.000 What are you talking about?

00:12:03.000 I told you I'd find him.

00:12:05.000 All of you watching right now, I told you I'd find Gavin.

00:12:11.000 And I'd fuck him.

00:12:15.000 I wasn't aware of this.

00:12:16.000 Me neither.

00:12:17.000 Look at that.

00:12:19.000 Don't let me do shots or coke.

00:12:21.000 That was a t-shirt I used to wear as a young man.

00:12:23.000 It's okay.

00:12:24.000 Oh, you nervous?

00:12:27.000 I know you're shy.

00:12:29.000 I know.

00:12:30.000 People are going to get the wrong idea.

00:12:32.000 Let them.

00:12:34.000 This guy lost his temper, what, 10 years ago when someone said gingers have no soul.

00:12:40.000 He made a viral video, and now he does the same thing.

00:12:44.000 He's being nice, though.

00:12:45.000 Oh, treating me well.

00:12:46.000 What's happening?

00:12:47.000 Well, not for long.

00:12:49.000 You're so sweet.

00:12:51.000 Fuck you.

00:12:52.000 That's right, you little bitch.

00:12:54.000 That's right, Gavin.

00:12:55.000 I know you're watching right now.

00:12:57.000 I know your little fucking bitch boy.

00:13:01.000 Ryan is going to show you this.

00:13:03.000 And when he does, let it serve as a warning to you and all the prowl boys, okay, all around the fucking world.

00:13:14.000 I've got all these little fuckers here thinking that I'm one of them.

00:13:18.000 They all believe that I like them right now.

00:13:20.000 Not anymore.

00:13:22.000 Didn't you just give it away?

00:13:23.000 How easily the sheep are lit.

00:13:24.000 That's a very good spot.

00:13:26.000 How easily your little flocks have been manipulated by me.

00:13:32.000 The truth, love, kindness will shine, will take out the darkness.

00:13:39.000 And I will hunt you down, Gavin.

00:13:44.000 Okay, and I will give you a fistful of my love.

00:13:51.000 That doesn't sound very pleasant.

00:13:52.000 No, I deserve a rematch.

00:13:54.000 Is that a GoPro?

00:13:56.000 I think it's the GoPro Hero 7, yes.

00:13:58.000 You fucking cheated.

00:13:59.000 You fucking cheated, you asshole!

00:14:02.000 All right, we got the idea.

00:14:03.000 He's gonna hunt me down and kill me.

00:14:05.000 Didn't I have to pay about $2,000 to fly him to New York and make sure he had food money?

00:14:11.000 Sounds like somebody didn't get the food money.

00:14:13.000 He's hangry.

00:14:14.000 I need food money.

00:14:15.000 I just...

00:14:17.000 Yeah, I got a car service to pick you up at the airport.

00:14:20.000 He's going to take you to the hotel.

00:14:22.000 All right, what about food?

00:14:24.000 Pardon?

00:14:25.000 Yeah, I'm starving.

00:14:27.000 I haven't eaten since we left.

00:14:29.000 And my buddy's here, too.

00:14:30.000 We both haven't eaten.

00:14:31.000 Oh, I keep forgetting you're goldfish.

00:14:34.000 And I have to come by and sprinkle some food on top of your tank.

00:14:40.000 What's going on with your goldfish, by the way, ho?

00:14:41.000 Tropical flakes.

00:14:42.000 I never had goldfish.

00:14:44.000 Chiata.

00:14:45.000 I had guppies.

00:14:46.000 I still have my guppies.

00:14:47.000 Show the world your face, by the way.

00:14:49.000 Okay.

00:14:50.000 Yeah, I'm working on that.

00:14:51.000 This app crashed.

00:14:53.000 Here we are.

00:14:54.000 I sound like Jeff Goldblum, but I sound like Ezra Levant.

00:14:54.000 Ah, yes.

00:14:58.000 Yes.

00:14:59.000 I'm going to be having a camera.

00:15:02.000 Well, that's the thing, Gavin.

00:15:04.000 Now, you wonder why the goldfish aren't fed, right?

00:15:08.000 Well, they are fed.

00:15:10.000 They had their flakes, tropical flakes, different colors.

00:15:13.000 Green, red, blue, so on and so forth.

00:15:17.000 Now, does that still sound like Ezra to you?

00:15:19.000 A little bit.

00:15:20.000 You're losing it.

00:15:21.000 When you, you know, That's fine.

00:15:30.000 Is there a thing, a way around that?

00:15:31.000 Well, you get...

00:15:36.000 Maybe we should have one in the studio.

00:15:37.000 Yeah, that would be a good idea.

00:15:38.000 What if the Menise was a fish tank?

00:15:40.000 That would be sick.

00:15:41.000 Dude, what?

00:15:42.000 Best boss ever.

00:15:44.000 I love fish.

00:15:45.000 And you would love it too.

00:15:46.000 They make you feel good.

00:15:47.000 Well, hold on.

00:15:47.000 Show the full screen picture here.

00:15:50.000 Which one?

00:15:50.000 Because it'd be very distracting if it was one of these.

00:15:53.000 It could be on top.

00:15:55.000 You just see the bottom.

00:15:56.000 Well, that would be kind of weird.

00:15:57.000 Or maybe like one of these.

00:16:00.000 Like maybe this one?

00:16:01.000 Yeah, that's a little...

00:16:02.000 Maybe.

00:16:05.000 You don't think the one on the right with the bell?

00:16:07.000 Yeah.

00:16:07.000 Right here?

00:16:08.000 Yeah, that'd be kind of cool.

00:16:09.000 Yeah.

00:16:10.000 You know what ones I like?

00:16:11.000 The jumbo shrimp that has that thing that can smash glass?

00:16:15.000 Oh, pistol shrimp?

00:16:16.000 I don't know if you could get those.

00:16:17.000 Why not?

00:16:18.000 Because they could smash stuff.

00:16:20.000 No, that's a myth.

00:16:21.000 Oh, okay.

00:16:23.000 It's arguable that they could smash their own tank, but they don't smash their own tank.

00:16:28.000 But these are those guys.

00:16:29.000 there are a million different colors and they smash open clams and they smash open turtles.

00:16:41.000 They just smash you on the head.

00:16:44.000 Yeah, when they're angry.

00:16:45.000 Yeah.

00:16:46.000 They're like, fuck you.

00:16:47.000 Can fish get angry?

00:16:49.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:16:50.000 They get pretty aggressive and territorial.

00:16:53.000 Tiger pistol shrimp initial pairing first time.

00:16:59.000 Boring.

00:17:00.000 I have boring, boring.

00:17:02.000 No, that's not what I'm talking about.

00:17:04.000 It's big and it's 8,000 different colors.

00:17:07.000 Oh, snap.

00:17:09.000 Ew.

00:17:10.000 Wait, what's happening here?

00:17:11.000 Is this interspecies intercourse?

00:17:13.000 It's called Agabi and a Tiger Pistle Shrimp Initial Pairing for the first time.

00:17:19.000 So why are they pairing?

00:17:20.000 I don't think God likes that.

00:17:22.000 God doesn't mind race mixing.

00:17:24.000 In fact, you get hybrid vigor.

00:17:26.000 So that's God saying good work.

00:17:28.000 But I don't think he likes interspecies stuff.

00:17:30.000 Isn't this kind of bestiality?

00:17:31.000 This is kind of weird, yes.

00:17:32.000 Oh, we're watching bestiality porn.

00:17:34.000 Welcome to GOML, where we try to focus on what matters, namely bestiality porn.

00:17:39.000 No, it's a jumbo shrimp.

00:17:40.000 Okay, jumbo shrimp.

00:17:42.000 Yeah.

00:17:44.000 Is it?

00:17:46.000 I don't know.

00:17:47.000 Anyway, we'll look that up in a minute.

00:17:49.000 My tank's really cool.

00:17:50.000 I got coolie loaches, which are like little eel-looking guys.

00:17:54.000 And then I got a separate tank, which is my.

00:17:56.000 But this isn't at your house.

00:17:57.000 This is at your grandmother's house.

00:17:59.000 Which you think is your house, because you don't know that you moved out.

00:17:59.000 Yes.

00:18:03.000 Well, it's more of a house.

00:18:04.000 Apartments, apartment, house is house.

00:18:06.000 All right, I did a live stream with Michelle Malkin last night to promote her book, Open Borders Inc.

00:18:14.000 And one thing I want to be clear about this book is it looks, and I kind of have a problem with the cover, not to criticize.

00:18:22.000 There's a lot of things I like about it.

00:18:23.000 I like that the sign is trampled on because it shows that we've totally ignored how generous we are as a country.

00:18:35.000 We let in more immigrants than any other country combined, yet we're the bad guys.

00:18:40.000 And I'm an immigrant twice over.

00:18:42.000 I immigrated to Canada, then I immigrated to America.

00:18:45.000 Michelle's family are immigrants, and we are very appreciative of our immigration experience.

00:18:51.000 And by them diluting it and letting any Tom Dickenharian, it trivializes our experience.

00:18:58.000 And that seems to be a big thing with the left.

00:19:00.000 Like this whole he's a Nazi.

00:19:02.000 You're trivializing the Holocaust.

00:19:04.000 You're trivializing actual Nazis.

00:19:07.000 Or with me too, when you say, yeah, I had a bad date.

00:19:09.000 It was basically rape.

00:19:10.000 You're trivializing rape.

00:19:12.000 You're trivializing women who at knife point had a stranger put their penis into his body.

00:19:18.000 They had to go get AIDS tests after that.

00:19:21.000 And go on AIDS medication.

00:19:22.000 Sometimes these women will have to go on like a HIV program for months on the off chance that the rapist had AIDS If they haven't caught him, that's rape.

00:19:33.000 Having a bad date with Aziz Ansari is not.

00:19:36.000 But these leftists, in their insatiable lust to create a horrible America and depict this as a shithole, means you have to take bad dates and make them gang rape.

00:19:50.000 You have to take a jerk and make them the Holocaust.

00:19:54.000 And you have to take immigration and just dilute it to nothing.

00:20:00.000 But she doesn't just cover immigration.

00:20:02.000 Look at the subhead.

00:20:03.000 It says, who's funding America's destruction?

00:20:08.000 So she gets into the Southern Poverty Law Center in a big way.

00:20:13.000 She gets into this globalist funding in a big way.

00:20:17.000 And not just Soros, although that's blasphemous to even mention him.

00:20:22.000 Okay, I'm mentioning him.

00:20:24.000 George Soros is not a Holocaust survivor and he's not a Jew.

00:20:31.000 His father was an atheist who eschewed religion.

00:20:37.000 He is an atheist who thinks religion is disgusting.

00:20:41.000 Globalists are not religious by trade.

00:20:44.000 They want us all to be the same.

00:20:45.000 Remember the Tower of Babel where we built it up and up and up and we got too close to God?

00:20:50.000 They have a very hyperbolic worldview that is similar to that, which is let's make everyone gray, everyone beige.

00:20:58.000 The elites will run the show and we will control everyone.

00:21:01.000 They have basically a science fiction Terminator view of the world.

00:21:05.000 And if you discuss this, which I have done and Ezra Levant has done, your life, your reputation will be consistently attacked because that's what he does.

00:21:16.000 And right now he's working with Greta Thornberg.

00:21:19.000 And, you know, there's sort of two get off my lawns.

00:21:23.000 There's the normal show where we only deal with facts and we tell you things that we have verified.

00:21:27.000 Then there's also the Alex Jonesian tangents I go on.

00:21:31.000 But I always warn you first before I go off in a tangent.

00:21:34.000 Here's a tangent.

00:21:36.000 I obviously think George Soros is evil.

00:21:38.000 I think his plan is right up there with the devils when it comes to making us all the same and having the elites control the show.

00:21:45.000 But the way they're using this girl is dangerous and sinister because, and this is Ezra Levant's idea I'm stealing.

00:21:54.000 Suicide is contagious.

00:21:57.000 Laughter is contagious.

00:21:58.000 Divorce is contagious.

00:22:00.000 When one guy gets divorced, you'll notice other people in that community and friends of theirs go, yeah, my marriage isn't perfect either.

00:22:06.000 And they start getting divorced.

00:22:07.000 When one girl at a high school commits suicide, you start seeing it in her friendship, in her circle, sorry, where other girls start considering or even trying friendship.

00:22:17.000 I mean, trying suicide.

00:22:20.000 And I think Soros likes this.

00:22:23.000 This is my opinion.

00:22:24.000 This is not a fact.

00:22:25.000 I think Soros likes this.

00:22:26.000 I think the globalists like this.

00:22:28.000 They like that she has mental problems.

00:22:30.000 They like that she's suicidal.

00:22:31.000 And she is.

00:22:32.000 That's a fact.

00:22:33.000 Oh, really?

00:22:33.000 Oh, yeah.

00:22:34.000 Oh, wow.

00:22:34.000 She's severely autistic.

00:22:36.000 She has serious mental problems.

00:22:38.000 And if she hasn't attempted suicide, she's disgusted.

00:22:42.000 And her parents recognize that she is for euthanasia.

00:22:46.000 And in Northern Europe, in Europe in general, suicide's great.

00:22:51.000 Oh, they'll let anyone die at the drop of a hat.

00:22:54.000 Someone's having a bad week.

00:22:56.000 Let's let them starve to death.

00:22:57.000 There was just a woman all over the news where they said the state killed her.

00:23:00.000 And then the left defense was, no, no, no, the state didn't kill her.

00:23:04.000 They just let her starve to death.

00:23:06.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:23:07.000 I apologize.

00:23:09.000 So here's the big picture.

00:23:11.000 Greta Thornburg doesn't just represent the environmentalist movement.

00:23:14.000 She represents a sect of the environmentalist movement that is about depopulation.

00:23:19.000 And depopulation is becoming very fashionable with the European elites, and it's about death.

00:23:26.000 It's about destruction.

00:23:26.000 It's about dying.

00:23:27.000 It's about abortion.

00:23:28.000 It's about euthanasia.

00:23:30.000 it's about suicide.

00:23:31.000 So that picture of Soros and Greta Thunberg looks like one of the scariest.

00:23:38.000 This This is a swastika on fire being held by Satan as he rapes someone, a baby.

00:23:50.000 Like this is, this is not cute.

00:23:52.000 This is exceedingly dark.

00:23:55.000 And it is about the overlord, the dark one, George Soros, using her as a tool to spread this idea of ending humanity.

00:24:07.000 I know.

00:24:08.000 Pretty intense, right?

00:24:09.000 Wait, I don't know if that's a real picture.

00:24:13.000 Oh, really?

00:24:14.000 I'm looking at it.

00:24:14.000 Yeah, his face looks to be different lighting and quality than her face.

00:24:18.000 Yeah, that doesn't really matter.

00:24:20.000 he is, but he is backing her though.

00:24:25.000 It's making your job very challenging, ho.

00:24:27.000 But I kind of like it.

00:24:30.000 I don't know why, I do.

00:24:34.000 It's like David Cross told me him and the guy who was Stephen Colbert's boyfriend in Strangers with Candy, Paul Danello.

00:24:44.000 They used to, when they would order, they would try to slip the word bitch into their order.

00:24:48.000 So they'd be like, can I guys anything?

00:24:51.000 Yeah, I'll just get a coffee.

00:24:52.000 Also, bitch, I was wondering, is there going to be more specials?

00:24:56.000 Because I seemed like there was more last time.

00:24:58.000 And sometimes she wouldn't notice.

00:25:00.000 And sometimes she'd go, what did you just say?

00:25:03.000 And then they would deny it, of course.

00:25:04.000 That dude?

00:25:05.000 Yes.

00:25:06.000 That relationship on the show Strangers With Candy is the funniest thing in the world.

00:25:10.000 And Paul Danello, his character on that show, is the funniest guy on earth.

00:25:16.000 He talked to his students.

00:25:17.000 He was an art teacher and he talked to his students about pot and how dangerous it is.

00:25:20.000 And he said, if you want to keep smoking pot, you want to keep doing something legal, go nuts.

00:25:25.000 But be prepared to laugh your head off with your friends and enjoy movies a lot more.

00:25:31.000 That's right.

00:25:33.000 Great guy.

00:25:34.000 He dated Amy Sederis.

00:25:36.000 Dumped her.

00:25:37.000 Dumped her ass.

00:25:38.000 Amy Sederis.

00:25:39.000 You don't know who Amy Sedaris?

00:25:40.000 Oh, that's the one who played.

00:25:41.000 How do you know anything?

00:25:42.000 It's the one who played Jerry.

00:25:44.000 Why don't you know nothing, ho?

00:25:45.000 Isn't that her?

00:25:46.000 Yes, she's one of the most famous.

00:25:47.000 I think she's got her own show.

00:25:49.000 She's in commercials all the time.

00:25:50.000 You should know about Amy Sederis.

00:25:52.000 You should have a minimal understanding of pop culture.

00:25:54.000 I know her face.

00:25:55.000 Name three actors from the movie Animal House.

00:25:57.000 We got...

00:26:05.000 I'm trying not to name him, but John Belushi.

00:26:08.000 Okay, you know, I haven't seen that movie, right?

00:26:11.000 You haven't seen Animal House?

00:26:13.000 No, I have not seen Rocky.

00:26:15.000 This is a consequential day.

00:26:16.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Ho is fired.

00:26:19.000 Second time.

00:26:20.000 I haven't seen Rocky.

00:26:22.000 I just saw Godfather two years ago.

00:26:25.000 God, you're gay.

00:26:27.000 Anyway, let's find this Swedish guy who suggested, and this is all part of the same sort of ethnocide, this sort of self-flagellating that we do on Ashura.

00:26:44.000 It's all this ethnomastochism, sorry, was the word I was looking for.

00:26:47.000 This is all the same sort of self-hatred, this hatred of humanity.

00:26:51.000 And it's a Swedish sign.

00:26:53.000 It's right before mailbag in the notes.

00:26:55.000 Okay.

00:26:55.000 Wait, we're moving on from Malcolm, right?

00:26:57.000 Because there's a timestamp for 2.40.

00:26:59.000 Yeah, we'll get back to Malkin.

00:27:00.000 Okay, this is all part of the same.

00:27:01.000 This is all in her book.

00:27:02.000 Not the suicide is contagious stuff, but globalism, Soros, the funding of this.

00:27:07.000 And the open borders is also sort of about making us all beige, making us all one.

00:27:13.000 They don't like culture.

00:27:15.000 They don't like individuals.

00:27:16.000 They want everyone to be the same.

00:27:20.000 And the left is happy to do it.

00:27:22.000 Swedish behavioral scientists suggests we eat each other, eating humans to save the planet.

00:27:30.000 Look at him.

00:27:32.000 Can you believe this?

00:27:33.000 This is literally the definition of satire.

00:27:37.000 Jonathan Swift, when you think of satire, you think of Jonathan Swift's A Modest Proposal.

00:27:42.000 In fact, when I had a satirical column at Tachymag, which we'll get to in a second, it was called A Modest Proposal.

00:27:51.000 So that essay, I don't know when it's from, 1800s, is so seminal that it's used to describe satire itself.

00:28:02.000 And what Jonathan Swift was saying is we have a problem with the Irish in London.

00:28:06.000 They're overpopulating and they're changing the demography of London.

00:28:10.000 There's been a huge influx here.

00:28:12.000 And I think the solution is to have the elders start eating their babies.

00:28:18.000 And he wrote this seemingly serious article about the Irish eating their babies.

00:28:23.000 And it was kind of the first look at sarcasm.

00:28:29.000 He kind of invented sarcasm with that essay.

00:28:32.000 And it was a brilliant essay because it showed how we saw the Irish as inhuman at the time.

00:28:36.000 It was a great lampoon of the elites.

00:28:42.000 Brilliant essay.

00:28:43.000 And it was sort of like a wake-up call.

00:28:46.000 Like from when it was written till now, find out when it was written.

00:28:52.000 From when it was written till now, it's sort of a way for us to go, if you ever get so crazy that you say that people should be eating each other, it's time to do a reality check.

00:29:01.000 It's time to slap yourself in the face.

00:29:03.000 And here we are in Clown World, where we are talking about eating each other to curb the population.

00:29:10.000 1729?

00:29:11.000 1729.

00:29:13.000 We've got Greta Thornberg spreading suicide culture across Europe.

00:29:18.000 And then we have Swedish professors suggesting we eat each other.

00:29:22.000 And we have Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez saying, I'm going to have one child less than I was going to have to save the world.

00:29:30.000 If you have less children, you save the world.

00:29:32.000 Put up the world population.

00:29:33.000 See if you can find this.

00:29:35.000 Just population of the world.

00:29:37.000 They show the chart.

00:29:38.000 I wish I could show this to every 20-year-old in the country who thinks they're saving.

00:29:42.000 I was one of them, by the way.

00:29:44.000 No, dude, it's a website where you see the number just going bloop, bloop, bloop, blop, blop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

00:29:49.000 I was one of those.

00:29:50.000 When I was, I think, 21, I went into a doctor.

00:29:53.000 There we go.

00:29:55.000 To see if he could tie my tubes.

00:29:57.000 I said, I never want to have kids.

00:29:59.000 The world's overpopulated.

00:30:00.000 I'm an environmentalist and I'm 21 and I know for a fact.

00:30:04.000 And the doctor, I think he had to do it by law because I was requesting it in Canada, free healthcare.

00:30:11.000 And he just goes, yeah, no.

00:30:14.000 I'm not doing that.

00:30:15.000 Get out of my office.

00:30:16.000 Thank God he did.

00:30:19.000 Go up to the top, though.

00:30:21.000 So you not having a kid, Alexandria Orquesio-Cortez, what are you doing to this chart?

00:30:28.000 Look, it's literally going up more than one a second.

00:30:31.000 So you are saving the world from your brethren to the tune of less than a second.

00:30:38.000 Totally irrelevant gesture.

00:30:40.000 And I shouldn't mention AOC because it probably would be best that she didn't spread her seed.

00:30:45.000 She's getting kind of old too, especially for a recon.

00:30:47.000 Is she Puerto Rican?

00:30:48.000 Yeah.

00:30:49.000 I mean, if a Puerto Rican doesn't have kids when she's 20, they're like, who that is, ho?

00:30:54.000 Yeah.

00:30:55.000 Who that e-ho?

00:30:56.000 Who de ho?

00:30:57.000 Prude-ass, nun-ass bitch.

00:30:58.000 That's what they would say.

00:30:59.000 I'm going to say that.

00:31:00.000 Next time, there's a stranger, like my friend has his aunt in town.

00:31:04.000 I'm going to go, who that e-ho?

00:31:07.000 You get away with it.

00:31:08.000 They'd be like, I guess that's fine.

00:31:09.000 Oh, it's my aunt.

00:31:10.000 Yeah.

00:31:11.000 Aunt?

00:31:12.000 This is Gavin.

00:31:15.000 So yeah, the globalism in her book is fascinating.

00:31:19.000 Let's show a little brief.

00:31:20.000 We did this last night.

00:31:22.000 Lower Manhattan.

00:31:24.000 It was a live stream on her Facebook, which might get shut down.

00:31:27.000 It's weird.

00:31:28.000 It's weird to have a woman that is exactly your type, who's incredibly attractive, be a super fan of you.

00:31:34.000 I'm sorry.

00:31:35.000 I'm a huge fan of her.

00:31:36.000 She's like my mentor.

00:31:37.000 She read Pill Me.

00:31:38.000 Liberals Unhinged changed my life.

00:31:40.000 I think Who Built That is one of the greatest books of all time.

00:31:43.000 It's a book she wrote about entrepreneurs.

00:31:45.000 But she also thinks that I'm an inspiration.

00:31:48.000 That sounds so unbelievably gay.

00:31:51.000 But it's just weird.

00:31:52.000 You know, I've been married for 20 years.

00:31:54.000 It's still weird to see a beautiful woman go, you rock, and have it be totally platonic.

00:31:59.000 I guess I got to get used to that at some point, right?

00:32:01.000 Now that I'm half a century old.

00:32:03.000 Hello, colleague.

00:32:04.000 Hello, gorgeous colleague.

00:32:06.000 God, I'm juvenile.

00:32:08.000 Anyway, this is a little thing we did last night where she was signing books and answering questions from her fans.

00:32:14.000 And at one point, she teared up towards the end.

00:32:18.000 Oh, snap.

00:32:19.000 Talking about Proud Boys getting fired and all these patriots.

00:32:24.000 I'm going to say masked man.

00:32:24.000 Anyway, turn it up.

00:32:27.000 Marked man.

00:32:28.000 Marked man, yeah.

00:32:29.000 Gavin McGinnis, thank you so much for joining me.

00:32:32.000 Thanks for having me.

00:32:33.000 I'm thrilled to be here.

00:32:33.000 This is going to be fun.

00:32:34.000 So, you have to work.

00:32:36.000 Oh, yeah, I'll work.

00:32:37.000 You are going to moderate and be reading off questions that people are sending in.

00:32:44.000 So, make sure you submit those QA's and hopefully we'll get to you in this hour.

00:32:50.000 But we also get to talk.

00:32:53.000 Yes, and we should also mention that this is a pilot we're doing for a Central Morning Show.

00:32:58.000 Yes, that's right.

00:32:59.000 Called M ⁇ M, where we're on coffee cups, and then we get to the M ⁇ M on the set.

00:33:03.000 It's going to be fun.

00:33:04.000 So, like, we're going to have to do grilling segments.

00:33:06.000 Yeah, watch celebrities.

00:33:07.000 It'll be like that little woman and then the guy with the black guy with the scap in his teeth.

00:33:11.000 He doesn't do it with her anymore.

00:33:14.000 He got booted off.

00:33:15.000 Well, then there's an opening.

00:33:17.000 Michael Stray.

00:33:18.000 Michael Stray.

00:33:19.000 So, yeah, this is a pilot.

00:33:21.000 Yes.

00:33:21.000 All right.

00:33:22.000 Okay, let's do it.

00:33:23.000 Awesome.

00:33:24.000 So there's a whole chapter in the book on the SPLC.

00:33:34.000 And the book is about the money, the massive amount of money and the global financiers behind the war on our borders and our sovereignty.

00:33:48.000 But they're sort of crocheted in with it is the war on free speech that's happening in America.

00:33:56.000 And I open up a chapter, because you haven't read it yet, all the way through.

00:34:03.000 I can't read.

00:34:04.000 So I'm waiting for the audio.

00:34:07.000 Where I talk about something that, of course, people who are in the immigration enforcement community have been familiar with for years now.

00:34:16.000 But really the roots of this deplatforming, for me at least, I trace to 2006 and 2007.

00:34:27.000 And I had appeared in an early video that was put out by the National Council of La Lata.

00:34:34.000 Did I say that right?

00:34:35.000 La Lata.

00:34:38.000 The race.

00:34:40.000 Fucking name.

00:34:40.000 Yes, they're allowed to get away with that.

00:34:43.000 Targeting people like me who have been forceful advocates for strict immigration control and enforcement.

00:34:52.000 So the YouTube channel was called We Can Stop the Hate, and there was a menu of code words of hate that were part of the very first dictionary of banned words, essentially.

00:35:05.000 And I was guilty because at the time I had come out with invasion in 2002.

00:35:13.000 And in the next four to five years, kept pounding away at this theme that immigration should be treated as a national security issue.

00:35:22.000 And I was fairly unapologetic about calling attention to groups like Larasa and essentially these militant ethnic separatists who even at that time, people forget that during the Bush amnesty years of 2006 and 2007, these people were like pre-Antifa.

00:35:44.000 It was so strange too because they would have these rallies with these signs saying we're sick of being in the shadows.

00:35:50.000 You're right there.

00:35:51.000 That's right.

00:35:51.000 Like imagine cocaine dealers going out and saying we're sick of being vilified.

00:35:56.000 We're just selling Coke, dude.

00:35:58.000 It's going to get busted.

00:35:59.000 Right.

00:36:00.000 We're so terrified that we are, you know, trampling over private property and yanking down American flags at high schools.

00:36:10.000 Chinese illegals are looking at them going, what are you doing?

00:36:13.000 Shut the house.

00:36:16.000 And so I talked about, especially having cut my teeth in newspaper journalism at the Los Angeles Daily News in the early 1990s, the ideological roots of azatlan, band word.

00:36:31.000 Band word.

00:36:32.000 Reconquista.

00:36:34.000 Oh.

00:36:35.000 I listed these words in the code.

00:36:37.000 I'm offended that those words are offensive.

00:36:39.000 Wait a minute.

00:36:40.000 It gets better.

00:36:41.000 Crime.

00:36:42.000 Crime.

00:36:43.000 Yes.

00:36:43.000 That's a band word.

00:36:44.000 Demographics.

00:36:46.000 Disease.

00:36:47.000 Of course, illegal aliens.

00:36:49.000 Yep.

00:36:50.000 Which is in legal documents.

00:36:51.000 Yes.

00:36:52.000 Of course.

00:36:52.000 It's in the federal code, right?

00:36:55.000 Invaders.

00:36:56.000 Invasion, which, of course, was the title of my book.

00:37:00.000 And yet this group going around calling itself the race was designating who was hateful and who was not.

00:37:06.000 So sound familiar, my friend?

00:37:08.000 Sure does.

00:37:09.000 And the race, La Raza, is the exact same as having a...

00:37:18.000 Yeah.

00:37:18.000 La Raza, the race.

00:37:20.000 And they don't mean different races, they mean brown people.

00:37:23.000 Identity politics is fine when it comes from non-white people.

00:37:28.000 But yeah, she talked about this Steve Saylor article that's in Tacky Mag, which I highly recommend, where Steve goes, what happened?

00:37:38.000 The SPLC is flushed down the toilet.

00:37:41.000 I'm a little annoyed, by the way.

00:37:42.000 He didn't mention my lawsuit.

00:37:43.000 But after I declared a lawsuit and said I'm suing the SPLC, Morris D's entire life exploded.

00:37:52.000 We discovered that he's a piece of shit, that he's racist, that he's sexist, that he touches his employees.

00:38:02.000 And then the president, Richard Cohen, who had been laughing at my lawsuit, he literally called it laughable, a week later, he stepped down.

00:38:11.000 And then at the same time, the head of legal at the SPLC stepped down.

00:38:16.000 They are imploding.

00:38:19.000 And what happens?

00:38:21.000 The press doesn't bat an eye.

00:38:23.000 They don't mention Morris D's.

00:38:25.000 And in this article, Steve Saylor lists at least 12 articles this month that cite the SPLC as a source and say blah, blah, blah, was listed as a hate group by the SPLC.

00:38:38.000 Only one of them says the liberal SPLC.

00:38:44.000 And the Babylon Be, which is like The Onion, a satirical newspaper, did a joke about the SPLC listing itself as a hate group, which is what it should be.

00:38:55.000 They should list themselves as a hate group.

00:38:57.000 But that was it.

00:38:58.000 The rest are all just moving on Like nothing happened.

00:39:01.000 And when I sue, say I win 4 million, like Majid Nawaz, who they called a Muslim extremist, I guarantee you that the press will continue.

00:39:10.000 They'll just be like, oh, Mr. McKinnis sued them and he won.

00:39:13.000 And it'll be treated as like a typo.

00:39:15.000 Like they said, I stabbed someone, but they got a different Gavin or something like that.

00:39:20.000 That's the way the press will treat it.

00:39:21.000 Oh, they made an honest mistake and they had to pay for it.

00:39:24.000 And that's fine, but they're still very credible.

00:39:26.000 But go back to the intro to that article because it's perfect.

00:39:29.000 It is widely assumed in thriller movies that if ever the truth is allowed to leak out about a powerful institution's fundamental corruption, then its reputation must come crashing down once and for all.

00:39:41.000 That's the way it works in movies.

00:39:43.000 But in real life, multiple disgraces can have a negligible impact on an organization's reputation in the prestige press as long as it continues to serve its function, furthering the narrative.

00:39:59.000 It's amazing.

00:40:01.000 Not just the head illegal Richard Cohn and Morris Dees.

00:40:04.000 So they brought in Tina Chen.

00:40:07.000 And they said, Tina Chen is a visible minority and a woman.

00:40:10.000 Boom, boom.

00:40:11.000 And she's going to fix the SPLC.

00:40:14.000 So she's our new, forget Morris Dees, now it's Tina Chen.

00:40:17.000 Then we discover within a week that it was Chen, and she was, by the way, Michelle Obama's chief of staff, that it was Chen who had made the phone call to Chicago DA Kim Fox to tell her to let hate hoaxing actor Juicy Smolley walk.

00:40:34.000 So now their Tina, and even their fix-up crew was corrupt.

00:40:38.000 And by the way, I have a theory about that.

00:40:41.000 I think Michelle Obama is a fan of Empire.

00:40:45.000 And she saw the Juicy Smoole thing.

00:40:47.000 And she said, she called her chief of staff, Tina, and said, Tina, make this go away.

00:40:52.000 You got to remember, Chicago is even more corrupt than New York.

00:40:56.000 So New York, we've got Hillary murders out the wazoo.

00:40:59.000 It's not inconceivable that Michelle Obama would just say to Tina, make this go away.

00:41:05.000 And in the past, I bet it did make things go away.

00:41:08.000 But Juicy was too much in the spotlight at the time, and it didn't work.

00:41:13.000 In fact, it hurt, well, let me rephrase that.

00:41:17.000 It should have hurt the SBLC.

00:41:20.000 That's four.

00:41:21.000 They have three catastrophes.

00:41:22.000 Three people leave.

00:41:23.000 Their cleanup crew comes in.

00:41:25.000 She's totally corrupt.

00:41:27.000 But they keep getting quoted.

00:41:29.000 Even that last show we did on CBS where they go, a Google search reveals.

00:41:35.000 And then the show before that, or no, this was a bunch of shows ago.

00:41:39.000 Remember Enrique Tario was being interviewed by CNN and he totally destroyed her show, exposed her agenda and knocked it out of the water.

00:41:49.000 Beautifully.

00:41:49.000 Good work, Enrique.

00:41:50.000 And then they come back to the CNN report and she says, for the record, it should be mentioned that the Proud Boys have been listed by the SPLC as a hate group.

00:41:59.000 The SPL, what?

00:42:01.000 Or even that trial with the Proud Boys, the ADL were used as a source.

00:42:07.000 That was their main source, was an ADL expert who came in and said, yeah, they're evil.

00:42:15.000 You got it.

00:42:15.000 Oh, good.

00:42:16.000 Go to the very end.

00:42:18.000 So I'm letting you speak about it.

00:42:21.000 The reason why I keep showing up is because this is a that was Erico Tario of the Crowdboys explaining why they keep coming here.

00:42:29.000 And basically, at the end, he says, Look, we're just trying to whittle down and waste the resources of Portland.

00:42:35.000 That will make a lot of the residents here very unhappy to hear that.

00:42:38.000 He says they're going to keep coming, and there is going to always be a reaction from the left.

00:42:43.000 It happens every time.

00:42:44.000 It is a way to engage them.

00:42:46.000 That will not make the city happy.

00:42:48.000 Sarah, a lot to digest there from your interview.

00:42:51.000 I just want to be very clear, though.

00:42:52.000 The Southern Poverty Law Center does classify that group, the leader whom you were talking to, as a hate group.

00:43:01.000 There's a lot to digest there.

00:43:02.000 I'm talking about what you ate for lunch.

00:43:04.000 What do you think that woman is, the CNN one who's at the main office?

00:43:08.000 By the way, when we were at the, I was at a hotel a couple weeks ago for a, well, at the free speech rally, but also, anyway, I had just had the TV on in the hotel for like five hours.

00:43:21.000 She was there the entire time.

00:43:22.000 The hot one.

00:43:24.000 She's not hot.

00:43:25.000 You are weird.

00:43:26.000 She's a weak, fragile, she looks like a What are you talking about?

00:43:32.000 Like plastic surgery?

00:43:33.000 No, that's makeup and stuff like that.

00:43:35.000 She's got a frail, weird body.

00:43:36.000 Her neck's long, and her face is fake.

00:43:39.000 What?

00:43:40.000 Yeah, there's way more lines on that face than it looks.

00:43:42.000 You're a mental patient, Hope.

00:43:43.000 She's great.

00:43:44.000 She's easily an 8.3.

00:43:46.000 No, she has nice eyes.

00:43:47.000 What is she?

00:43:47.000 A 2 to you, you weird?

00:43:48.000 No, she's a 4.

00:43:49.000 But look at her body.

00:43:50.000 She's a four.

00:43:51.000 She's got like the Gia Paloma body.

00:43:53.000 There's so many women out there.

00:43:54.000 I could be picky.

00:43:55.000 Shut up.

00:43:56.000 She's a nothing out of nothing.

00:43:57.000 Speaking of nothing, oh, in that article, by the way, they talk about Tucker Carlson, who dared to say white supremacy is a hoax and was totally consumed by the far left.

00:44:11.000 They went nuts because that's all their eggs are in that basket.

00:44:13.000 So don't question that.

00:44:14.000 That's their number one narrative, and it's how they're going to win the election.

00:44:18.000 And then, of course, the New York Times says, Bob Hopkinson, a spokesman for the Southern Poverty Law Center, which tracks hate groups, said tracking membership numbers is extremely difficult.

00:44:30.000 Precise numbers aside, the center says hate crimes and hate groups are on the rise in America.

00:44:37.000 And then Steve Saylor adds, sure they are.

00:44:39.000 Just look at how a certain hate group has added over $150 million to its endowment in two years.

00:44:47.000 Hate pays.

00:44:49.000 And Morris Dees realized one day that if I guilt trip northern liberals, I get hundreds and hundreds of millions of dollars.

00:44:58.000 Anyway, speaking of this myth, the white supremacy hoax, there's a new movie out called Cuck, and everything in it is wrong.

00:45:10.000 Everything.

00:45:12.000 First of all, it's shot in LA.

00:45:13.000 The greatest threat to our nation is this false sense of diversity.

00:45:17.000 That is the greatest fallacy of the past century.

00:45:20.000 Look, stop.

00:45:21.000 Is that supposed to be you?

00:45:21.000 That's me.

00:45:23.000 But you know what's really cool about it?

00:45:23.000 Yes.

00:45:26.000 They got one of the most breathtaking hunks In Hollywood to play me.

00:45:32.000 His name is Travis Hammer.

00:45:34.000 He's in the notes.

00:45:36.000 Now, you're gay, so you're probably going to get a boner when you see this guy.

00:45:39.000 Hoe?

00:45:40.000 Totally untrue.

00:45:41.000 The hoe part, will stand.

00:45:43.000 No, no, it's in the notes, Ryan.

00:45:45.000 Travis D. There we go.

00:45:47.000 Oh, no.

00:45:48.000 Look at the guy playing me.

00:45:50.000 He makes Tom Brady look Tom Hardy look like Tom Brady.

00:45:56.000 Look at that gorgeous hunk.

00:45:58.000 Thank you.

00:45:59.000 No, you have a bad taste in both men and women.

00:46:02.000 Look at that guy.

00:46:03.000 Wait, is that him too?

00:46:05.000 Yeah, that's him without a beard.

00:46:06.000 Well, I didn't see.

00:46:07.000 In the very first one.

00:46:08.000 He's pretty hunky there.

00:46:10.000 That hat is pathetic.

00:46:10.000 I would not.

00:46:11.000 I would not use a gay pass for this gent.

00:46:14.000 Look at his weak face.

00:46:15.000 He's like, ah, you're taking pictures, man.

00:46:18.000 I didn't ask you to show other pictures, dude.

00:46:18.000 Thanks.

00:46:21.000 You like to live in the fantasy?

00:46:22.000 Oh, my God.

00:46:23.000 Oh, no.

00:46:24.000 He's a three.

00:46:26.000 He makes Will Forte look like, you know, fucking Decatur.

00:46:30.000 Good one.

00:46:31.000 It didn't come out good, but your guy's ugly.

00:46:34.000 Your guy's ugly.

00:46:35.000 I like your new sunglasses.

00:46:37.000 The guy playing you is ugly.

00:46:39.000 Hey, pointy chin McGillicuddy.

00:46:41.000 When we went to that anti-Sharia rally, we were protesting Linda Sarsour.

00:46:46.000 Some guy yelled out when we were walking away.

00:46:49.000 He goes, way to get owned by my girlfriend on Twitter.

00:46:54.000 Exactly like, I like your new sunglasses.

00:46:57.000 So I chased him.

00:46:58.000 We turned around, we went, you can't just yell at people and not expect shit to happen.

00:47:01.000 So we chased him on the street, and he went into full panic mode and ran into a building, passed security.

00:47:07.000 He thought, fine, I'll get arrested.

00:47:08.000 At least I'll be safe.

00:47:09.000 Yeah, he probably yelled at his girlfriend.

00:47:10.000 He's like, way to go.

00:47:11.000 That almost got me killed.

00:47:14.000 You and your little cute tweet.

00:47:15.000 All right, so continue.

00:47:16.000 He looks like a hunt there.

00:47:17.000 The movie's called Cuck, and it is about basically a proud boy combined with a mass shooter.

00:47:24.000 And it's about how, well, they talk about it.

00:47:26.000 In the write-up, they say it's about a young, disenfranchised, incel cuck, basically, who becomes radicalized by the alt-right internet bubble.

00:47:39.000 Are they trying to put the word cuck on us?

00:47:43.000 Yeah.

00:47:43.000 Cuck is a lefty, Andrew.

00:47:45.000 No, no, they're saying when someone calls, like, that chance Dalmain is the name of me, and I call you a cuck and you go, I'm not a cuck.

00:47:54.000 Then you get a gun and you go shoot some black people or something.

00:47:57.000 Oh, I see.

00:47:58.000 Meanwhile, oh, yeah, echo chamber, the right-wing echo chamber, they called it.

00:47:58.000 That's how it works.

00:48:02.000 Right-wing echo chamber, we're all banned.

00:48:06.000 Not alt-right, normal right are banned.

00:48:09.000 Laura Loomer, banned.

00:48:10.000 Milo, banned.

00:48:12.000 These guys are not radical.

00:48:13.000 I'm banned from PayPal.

00:48:15.000 I can't bank.

00:48:16.000 That's not an echo chamber.

00:48:19.000 You're the echo chamber.

00:48:21.000 This movie is part of the echo chamber.

00:48:23.000 I lost a lot of money and I lost a car and I lost a job.

00:48:27.000 But everywhere I go, there's illegals and they're running the show.

00:48:31.000 Just pause.

00:48:32.000 Have you ever heard anyone say illegals are running the show in your life?

00:48:36.000 The people who employ them are running the show.

00:48:38.000 The globalists are running the show.

00:48:40.000 But no one looks at an illegal alien mopping a store and goes, those bastards.

00:48:46.000 That's why I'm unemployed.

00:48:48.000 Because he took my mopping job.

00:48:49.000 That's a myth.

00:48:50.000 The other myth they always say, too, is that they say we're mad they're taking our jobs.

00:48:54.000 And they also say we're mad that they're outnumbering us.

00:48:57.000 And soon whites will be a minority and we can't handle it.

00:48:59.000 I've heard the left say that a million times.

00:49:01.000 I've never heard a conservative say that once.

00:49:02.000 Yeah.

00:49:03.000 It's just a thing they assume because they don't talk to us because they are in a bubble.

00:49:07.000 We'll be right back.

00:49:14.000 Our country is shifting, not just in terms of politics or morality, but culturally.

00:49:21.000 You can't be proud to.

00:49:23.000 See, that's the part where he says we're becoming a minority and we hate it.

00:49:28.000 It's sort of like fake tits.

00:49:30.000 Everyone just assumed that that's what we want without, they just made an assumption without talking to us.

00:49:35.000 White conservatives are not sitting here panicked that they're going to become a minority.

00:49:40.000 I've never heard it come up.

00:49:42.000 We're panicked about much other things.

00:49:44.000 Our problem with open borders is not race and demographics.

00:49:47.000 Our problem with open borders is you are totally obliterating the country.

00:49:54.000 A country without borders doesn't exist.

00:49:56.000 From Palestine to Mexico, all the walls have got to go.

00:49:59.000 What do you guys chant?

00:50:01.000 You say, no borders, no walls, no USA at all.

00:50:05.000 It's not that we're worried about white people getting lost.

00:50:08.000 We're worried about American people getting lost.

00:50:11.000 To be white, good male anymore.

00:50:13.000 It's not politically correct.

00:50:15.000 Wait, go back.

00:50:16.000 Just a little bit.

00:50:17.000 You can't be proud to be white and male anymore.

00:50:19.000 It's just not politically correct.

00:50:24.000 What do you mean anymore?

00:50:25.000 When was the last time you could wear a shirt that said white prize?

00:50:29.000 1940?

00:50:30.000 Recorded.

00:50:30.000 1940?

00:50:31.000 All you've got to do is follow the show.

00:50:36.000 He shoots cuck porn as a job.

00:50:39.000 I can't beat anything I need to beat!

00:50:46.000 Who is this character?

00:50:48.000 A proud boy.

00:50:49.000 A no-but?

00:50:50.000 Wait, no, but nobody does any of the things that's happening.

00:50:52.000 Exactly.

00:50:54.000 He shoots cuck porn.

00:50:55.000 It's a Charlottesville guy, I guess.

00:50:57.000 But he's even, but he's even more mentally damaged.

00:51:00.000 Oh, they're in Anaheim, so this must be their Charlottesville.

00:51:02.000 Meanwhile, writers in Hollywood are all from LA, right?

00:51:05.000 So every story they write is in LA.

00:51:07.000 So now it's about a white supremacist murderer in LA.

00:51:10.000 Yeah.

00:51:12.000 I don't think you've been to LA.

00:51:16.000 45.

00:51:17.000 Pretty, isn't it?

00:51:18.000 Hell yeah.

00:51:21.000 He starts using guns.

00:51:23.000 They need you.

00:51:27.000 Are you ready to take the red pill?

00:51:29.000 Are you just another cocker?

00:51:33.000 That looks like shit.

00:51:36.000 Just let me make you some promises here.

00:51:38.000 That movie is going to bomb.

00:51:39.000 It will not make a penny, but as Andy No points out, it will receive 100% on Rotten Tomatoes.

00:51:45.000 Did you see the Dave Chappelle one?

00:51:47.000 Yeah.

00:51:48.000 What's the one below it there?

00:51:49.000 The stunts?

00:51:50.000 Let me see.

00:51:52.000 Because it's a fun game.

00:51:54.000 I assume you're familiar with this, where there'll be a social justice warrior movie, and it'll do incredibly well with Rotten Tomatoes and Incredibly bad with the audience.

00:52:01.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:52:02.000 Audience score 99%.

00:52:07.000 Yeah, because it's hilarious.

00:52:10.000 All right, what should we do now?

00:52:12.000 Oh, I got to include this story.

00:52:14.000 Let's lighten the things up a little bit here in Clown World.

00:52:16.000 We got to remember, ho, that Clown World's about having fun.

00:52:21.000 We should be enjoying this.

00:52:22.000 I don't want to look back at the craziest time in our history and think, why didn't we laugh our heads off at those fools?

00:52:31.000 So I would like you to laugh your head off with the following.

00:52:35.000 It's a Canadian ad for to warn women about cervical cancer and to really ramp up the political correctness and I assume get more money for the government.

00:52:48.000 They use a trans woman on the ad.

00:52:54.000 That is a dude right there who does not have a cervix.

00:52:59.000 Now, there's a lot of arguments.

00:53:00.000 I identify as a woman.

00:53:02.000 I feel like a woman.

00:53:03.000 You're not a woman.

00:53:05.000 Uh-oh.

00:53:08.000 That's going to be a problem, isn't it?

00:53:10.000 Yes.

00:53:10.000 Go shut the window, please.

00:53:13.000 Okay, check this out.

00:53:17.000 So they say, if you are a trans woman and you haven't had bottom surgery, then you're probably okay.

00:53:28.000 You know, because you don't have a cervix and all.

00:53:32.000 Are you following me here?

00:53:34.000 So a cervical cancer PSA is saying, hey, men, I want you to know that if you don't have a cervix, you're unlikely to get cervical cancer.

00:53:46.000 Thank you.

00:53:47.000 Thank you for that wake-up call.

00:53:49.000 But then it gets even crazier.

00:53:52.000 Hold on to your hats.

00:53:53.000 Go back to the commercial.

00:53:57.000 If, however, you're a trans woman who has had bottom surgery to create a vagina, in brackets, vaginoplasty, and possibly a cervix, there's a very small risk that you can develop cancer in the tissues of your neo-vagina.

00:54:13.000 Is that a vagina that dodges bullets?

00:54:15.000 It's like a neo-Nazi, but it's a vagina.

00:54:19.000 Or neocervix.

00:54:20.000 The risk depends on the type of surgery you had, the type of tissue used to create your vagina and cervix, and your personal health history.

00:54:29.000 Talk to your healthcare provider to figure out your specific cancer screening rates needs as part of your overall pelvic health following surgery.

00:54:38.000 I would like to add to this, if you have had bottom surgery, you still don't have a cervix.

00:54:46.000 And if your neocervix starts developing cancer cells, that's still not cervical cancer.

00:54:53.000 That is you getting, I don't know, some other kind of cancer in an area where you've massacred your innards and made what you seem to think is a cervix, but is not.

00:55:05.000 Should we just let that settle for a second?

00:55:08.000 When you make a vagina out of a penis, it's not a vagina.

00:55:12.000 It's a hole.

00:55:13.000 You made a hole in your body.

00:55:15.000 Not dissimilar from, say, a shotgun wound.

00:55:19.000 And when you tool around in there and shape something that you think is a cervix, you're basically modern primitive.

00:55:27.000 You're basically the guy with the huge earrings with the cork in them.

00:55:30.000 That's what you are.

00:55:32.000 You're not a woman.

00:55:35.000 Neo-cervix.

00:55:36.000 Like a less creative lizard man.

00:55:38.000 The one with the split tongue.

00:55:40.000 Yeah, I met him, Eric.

00:55:41.000 Yeah.

00:55:42.000 He makes more sense.

00:55:43.000 All right, let's do, should we do the mailbag quickly?

00:55:46.000 We shall.

00:55:50.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:55:55.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:56:00.000 Let me touch it.

00:56:02.000 Eye bag is more like.

00:56:04.000 C. Oh, because the picture.

00:56:07.000 Yeah.

00:56:07.000 Frankly.

00:56:08.000 still vain and still disappointed that I'm old.

00:56:10.000 By the way, the Mailbag Show, that'll be...

00:56:15.000 You mean the second pilot?

00:56:16.000 Will you get those stupid Pez things?

00:56:19.000 No!

00:56:19.000 No, don't touch my Pez!

00:56:21.000 No, Daddy, no!

00:56:24.000 Big Daddy.

00:56:25.000 Oh no, it's Mr. Deans.

00:56:28.000 I like these.

00:56:29.000 They keep getting knocked over by your cord.

00:56:32.000 Yeah, I know.

00:56:33.000 Well, I'll move them.

00:56:36.000 I'll move them.

00:56:37.000 I'm going to smash them.

00:56:38.000 How am I going to get my little candy?

00:56:39.000 I'm going to smash them.

00:56:40.000 You're going to come to work and they're going to be smashed.

00:56:42.000 I'll hide them.

00:56:44.000 What a punishment for these things I'm sick of looking at.

00:56:44.000 Oh, no.

00:56:46.000 Wait, hold on.

00:56:47.000 It's Buzz and Woody.

00:56:48.000 It's supposed to be this way.

00:56:51.000 This is from Will.

00:56:53.000 Gavin, just like you always talk about, some kid overpowered this female cop and shot her.

00:56:59.000 Wouldn't have happened to a 160-pound male cop.

00:57:03.000 Keep up the good work, G-Dog.

00:57:04.000 I talked to firemen who have these women that are 90 pounds.

00:57:04.000 Will.

00:57:11.000 They can't carry anyone.

00:57:13.000 You know what they do?

00:57:14.000 They're called like door somethings, where they just guard the door and make sure that it stays open so you guys can get in and out.

00:57:22.000 You're basically a fire intern.

00:57:22.000 Door something.

00:57:25.000 But they still get the same pension as the guys who risk their lives.

00:57:29.000 Remember, I had that bar argument where I had to leave because she was like, bargum, barguments.

00:57:34.000 And she was like, can you get him, please get him away from me?

00:57:38.000 And it was this chick that I went to high school.

00:57:40.000 And it was about firewoman.

00:57:42.000 I was like, I don't think they really have a place in a thing.

00:57:45.000 And she's like, well, can you speak English?

00:57:47.000 Are you saying that you got into an argument with a woman and someone said, get him away from me?

00:57:51.000 No, she did.

00:57:52.000 I told you about this before.

00:57:54.000 It was the one where she was like, get him away from me.

00:57:56.000 And then I had to leave the bar because she was all triggered.

00:57:58.000 Yeah, I know.

00:57:59.000 That's kind of a stretch.

00:58:00.000 The conversation was, this is the point is that I said, I don't know if women could carry men down the thing.

00:58:07.000 She's like, I don't think you could carry.

00:58:09.000 And I said, yes, exactly.

00:58:10.000 That's why I'm not a fireman.

00:58:11.000 Yeah, that's why I didn't pass the physical for FDNY.

00:58:14.000 So there is a standard.

00:58:16.000 And what I'm doing to say.

00:58:17.000 I'm not a fireman, by the way.

00:58:19.000 Like, that's not an argument.

00:58:19.000 Right.

00:58:21.000 You're not going to get me fired for my five.

00:58:21.000 Right.

00:58:23.000 Okay, so I've seen this video before.

00:58:25.000 It's kind of old news now, but it's worth checking out.

00:58:29.000 I like how he leaves that in the edit.

00:58:30.000 Yeah.

00:58:31.000 I'm going to shoot you.

00:58:36.000 He's beating up a female cop right now.

00:58:38.000 He grabbed her gun.

00:58:41.000 You got to empty that clip out.

00:58:44.000 Another cop runs away, and he sees it.

00:58:47.000 terrifying.

00:58:49.000 Now, more cops show up.

00:58:52.000 He puts up his hands, I think.

00:58:56.000 Now, then he gets shot.

00:58:58.000 We can't see his hands when the shot happens.

00:59:02.000 Oh, wait a minute.

00:59:03.000 Go back a bit.

00:59:04.000 I think he shot first.

00:59:06.000 Everyone, because I saw lots of comments on this, and they go, hey, he had his hands up.

00:59:06.000 Maybe.

00:59:09.000 Why was he shot?

00:59:10.000 Okay, so there he has his hands up.

00:59:11.000 He's got a gun in his hand, though.

00:59:13.000 Yeah, but I think he shot off the gun.

00:59:14.000 Listen.

00:59:15.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:59:15.000 Listen.

00:59:22.000 Pause.

00:59:22.000 Yeah.

00:59:23.000 That's him.

00:59:24.000 They haven't left their car.

00:59:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:25.000 They haven't started shooting yet.

00:59:27.000 Yeah.

00:59:30.000 Now they get out of their cars and they start shooting.

00:59:34.000 Right, right, right.

00:59:35.000 He definitely did.

00:59:39.000 Damn.

00:59:39.000 I hated that.

00:59:42.000 The officer's okay, though.

00:59:43.000 She didn't die.

00:59:44.000 Oh, good.

00:59:44.000 Well, you'll notice the takeaway with these things is always like, they shouldn't have shot that guy.

00:59:49.000 Like, there's just no sympathy.

00:59:50.000 I read a great article in the Post this morning saying the job is not dead.

00:59:54.000 And it talked about how crime is down.

00:59:55.000 It was defending the police.

00:59:56.000 Of course, it's part of a committee that the union pays for to say, no, cops are doing awesome and we still need to encourage people to become cops.

01:00:04.000 Okay, that's true, but the job is dead.

01:00:08.000 Talk to any cop and say the same question.

01:00:12.000 Would you want your son to be a cop?

01:00:14.000 And they all say no.

01:00:16.000 That's new.

01:00:18.000 Suicide a month so far this year, kiddies.

01:00:21.000 And it's because they are no longer valued by society.

01:00:25.000 Throw water on them.

01:00:26.000 They're a joke.

01:00:27.000 They're not heroes.

01:00:28.000 And now it's milk.

01:00:29.000 Did you see this?

01:00:31.000 Water's done.

01:00:32.000 Now it's milk.

01:00:32.000 It's milk on cops?

01:00:33.000 Yep.

01:00:35.000 Now it's milk.

01:00:36.000 Coming up next is milkshakes.

01:00:37.000 Antifa is very clear about this.

01:00:39.000 They say it starts with pies, starts with water, whatever, then we slowly move up until you're dead.

01:00:44.000 Like Pim Fortin.

01:00:46.000 What the hell?

01:00:47.000 What's the matter?

01:00:49.000 The video that we're going to show at the end.

01:00:51.000 Oh, it's gone?

01:00:52.000 Yeah, what the heck?

01:00:54.000 That's awkward because I don't have a plan B. Well, I could try to find it.

01:00:58.000 All right, well, you don't have time.

01:01:00.000 Here is a message from a guy named Jared.

01:01:03.000 And he says, hey, Gavin and hoe.

01:01:06.000 You said arguing in a pub is fine, but arguing on Reddit seems pointless.

01:01:11.000 I agree.

01:01:12.000 I think the reason my arguments with the left are more civil and seem to get somewhere when face to face is because I think that beta twerp has a realistic fear that if he tried to yell over me or insult me, he may lose a few teeth.

01:01:24.000 That fear isn't there when you're anonymous online.

01:01:27.000 Yeah, I've noticed that.

01:01:28.000 There's a lot more hubris online.

01:01:34.000 But is it even worth arguing in bars?

01:01:38.000 It's fun, but are you changing anything?

01:01:40.000 I know my local, in my little suburban town, I don't want to get an argument that's political because if that bar is gone, that's like I'm a calf and those are my udders.

01:01:51.000 I have to be very nice to my mommy and massage her udders with Vaseline.

01:01:57.000 I don't want to be banned from there.

01:01:58.000 So I don't want tension at my bar.

01:02:03.000 But if it's not my bar, if it's not my local, I'm happy to get into it with someone.

01:02:08.000 But are you changing anything?

01:02:10.000 That's the real question.

01:02:12.000 Soph's last video, her free speech one, whatever, changed my mind.

01:02:16.000 That traumatized me.

01:02:18.000 I'm going to have to fire her.

01:02:19.000 She's changing my life.

01:02:20.000 She changed me.

01:02:21.000 All right, let's end the show with a fun video.

01:02:24.000 This is DJ Khaled on the Barstool Sports Show Eating Hot Chicken.

01:02:28.000 Totally, totally incorrect.

01:02:29.000 What's it called?

01:02:31.000 It's called Hot Ones by First We Feast.

01:02:35.000 Okay.

01:02:35.000 What, his name is First We Feast?

01:02:37.000 No, his name is Sean Evans.

01:02:38.000 Oh.

01:02:39.000 Hi, I'm Sean Evans, and we're here with DJ Khaled.

01:02:43.000 You'll notice he has weird pauses in how he talks.

01:02:45.000 Now, this is the original video.

01:02:46.000 This is not the clip.

01:02:48.000 So where, what was he talking about?

01:02:49.000 We'll just have to hop around.

01:02:50.000 Okay.

01:02:54.000 Ryan loves this show.

01:02:55.000 It's a show where they get celebrities to eat hot wings.

01:02:57.000 And the celebrities are going, ooh, this is really hot.

01:02:59.000 Doesn't interest me.

01:03:00.000 But Ryan is obsessed with it, and he keeps trying to get us to do a thing where we have hot sauce on chicken wings, like he's running to go get right now.

01:03:10.000 And I go, Ryan, ho, that's someone else's bit.

01:03:13.000 What are we going to do?

01:03:14.000 Just repeat their show?

01:03:16.000 It's a great idea for a show.

01:03:17.000 It's a successful concept.

01:03:19.000 And it's their concept.

01:03:21.000 Well, my thing is that we don't steal the format.

01:03:24.000 Originally, that was the idea.

01:03:25.000 It's just that you try super hot hot sauce.

01:03:28.000 Sauce hot enough to be the last challenge on the show.

01:03:32.000 We have the, you know, we'll see, is it really as hot as people say?

01:03:37.000 You know, you do some imbecilic things, but this, the fact that you are so thrilled that you bought some hot sauce.

01:03:44.000 No, it's not hot sauce.

01:03:46.000 This is killer stuff right here.

01:03:47.000 This is the last, you know, the final boss of the show.

01:03:51.000 Yeah, sometimes I understand your stupidity, but sometimes I just go, why is he so locked in?

01:03:56.000 You're so thrilled that you bought some hot sauce.

01:03:58.000 I could buy it on Amazon in one second.

01:04:01.000 It's good.

01:04:04.000 Anyway, so DJ Khaled is on the show, and he's losing.

01:04:08.000 He can't handle it.

01:04:09.000 And I really enjoyed watching this because you're watching a guy lose.

01:04:13.000 And his point was, DJ Khaled's takeaway from this isn't like, oh, well, you know, like I was sparring in the gym today and I got annihilated by this kid, Frankie.

01:04:22.000 And I was like, oh, well, he's a really good fighter.

01:04:24.000 And that hurt.

01:04:25.000 And I have a headache now because he rattled my cage.

01:04:28.000 I clearly lost by a landslide.

01:04:31.000 But that's what when you have these spoiled brats like him and his big fat fat ego, he tries to twist it into, no, no, look, I'm not losing this.

01:04:40.000 I just don't want to hurt myself.

01:04:42.000 And there's a lot of people that will hurt themselves.

01:04:44.000 And that, so that Sean dude is like, well, you're kind of losing.

01:04:47.000 This is what the challenge is.

01:04:48.000 And he just couldn't accept it.

01:04:50.000 He refused to.

01:04:51.000 Because he's DJ Gallen.

01:04:53.000 We the best.

01:04:54.000 Let me see.

01:04:55.000 I'm just being very disappointed.

01:04:58.000 Because this is crazy.

01:05:01.000 All right, number nine, not Dave's temporary insanity, just full-blown Dave's insanity hot sauce, 36 times hotter than a jalapeno.

01:05:07.000 I know you've checked out, but if you just want to, like, if you want to just.

01:05:11.000 I'm not doing that, my brother.

01:05:13.000 Let me tell you something.

01:05:14.000 I'm very smart.

01:05:15.000 And let me tell you something.

01:05:17.000 I'm kind of stupid.

01:05:18.000 What I'm trying to tell you is there's certain things.

01:05:20.000 I'm going to be real with you.

01:05:21.000 The people that ate all this in your show, I don't haven't watched it.

01:05:24.000 And it might be my friends.

01:05:26.000 Gunplug.

01:05:26.000 Okay, he's crazy.

01:05:27.000 Let me tell you about gunplay.

01:05:29.000 And that's my friend.

01:05:29.000 He's crazy.

01:05:30.000 I know, this is why I brought it up.

01:05:31.000 This is exactly...

01:05:34.000 I expect him to eat this and drink this shit.

01:05:37.000 Like, that's what he do.

01:05:39.000 He was fucking poking.

01:05:40.000 You lost.

01:05:42.000 This isn't good.

01:05:42.000 I feel like we're, this is a very anticlimactic ending to the show.

01:05:44.000 If you go back a bit, you see him, That got deleted, yeah.

01:05:53.000 Keep playing it, though.

01:05:54.000 Maybe we can find it by hopping around.

01:05:56.000 I'm very embarrassed.

01:05:57.000 This is horrible.

01:05:58.000 I can't do it, my brother.

01:05:59.000 Throwing a pretzel hole.

01:06:00.000 I'm full, too.

01:06:01.000 I gotta take it easy, Taylor.

01:06:02.000 I'm full, too.

01:06:04.000 Full.

01:06:04.000 The DJ counting is brand, it tells a clear story.

01:06:07.000 Yeah.

01:06:08.000 That they climbed to the talent's life.

01:06:09.000 To have happened at least once.

01:06:11.000 And I'm not saying roadblocks.

01:06:14.000 Oh, there we go.

01:06:16.000 Have I experienced roadblocks, road bumps, shields, and people trying to stop the wind?

01:06:23.000 Of course.

01:06:24.000 The only difference with me is I'll rip the fucking door off, ripped it off its hinges and put the hinges in the fuck boy's hands.

01:06:31.000 Like that.

01:06:33.000 And then I go through and do what I got to do.

01:06:35.000 I never expect nobody to open the door to let me just go through.

01:06:38.000 Yeah, but you're losing.

01:06:40.000 In time, after respect, they open the door.

01:06:43.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:06:44.000 And that's cool.

01:06:45.000 But then after you open the door, you got to see who's behind the door.

01:06:48.000 Because that's when it becomes a different type of doors.

01:06:53.000 Well, I was with you for a while.

01:06:54.000 What does that mean?

01:06:56.000 You break through the door, you break through the ceiling.

01:06:58.000 You rip the door off.

01:07:00.000 The one that's trying to stop you.

01:07:02.000 You rip the door off.

01:07:03.000 Take the hinges.

01:07:05.000 You don't want them to put the door back on.

01:07:07.000 Take the hinges.

01:07:08.000 You put the hinges on.

01:07:09.000 It's in the fuckboy's boy's hands.

01:07:10.000 But then if you give them the hinges, now the power is in the fuckboy's hands.

01:07:13.000 Like those hinges back.

01:07:14.000 It's called frame.

01:07:15.000 It's called congratulations.

01:07:16.000 You played yourself.

01:07:18.000 You got the hinges now.

01:07:19.000 I ripped it off.

01:07:20.000 What you think?

01:07:20.000 I wasn't getting through?

01:07:22.000 By the way, my friend.

01:07:23.000 I hate the term fuckboy.

01:07:24.000 It sounds like a male process.

01:07:26.000 Sounds like a hope.

01:07:27.000 I promise you, I'm not right right now.

01:07:30.000 Like, this is like, I don't know if this must be like a show called Punked or something?

01:07:36.000 Because this shit, I'm fucked up.

01:07:39.000 Other than a jalapeno.

01:07:42.000 No, no, you know.

01:07:43.000 Now you're back to the beginning.

01:07:43.000 This is the worst ending we've ever had to the show.

01:07:47.000 We should have prepared all the clips.

01:07:48.000 That just led into what we were saying.

01:07:50.000 I'm deeply embarrassed right now.

01:07:52.000 This could be the end of free speech.

01:07:53.000 People are canceling their prescription subscriptions in droves and getting prescriptions for Xanax because they're so freaked out.

01:07:59.000 We're just hanging out, bud.

01:07:59.000 You can't find the part where he's...

01:08:03.000 You find the part where he denies that he's losing, or we can't end this show.

01:08:06.000 And I'll stay here all night.

01:08:09.000 I'll stay here all night.

01:08:09.000 Quite the fucking scene, but he got all the way through.

01:08:12.000 But guys, I just think you're a hype, man.

01:08:14.000 What do you say to those people?

01:08:16.000 I'm fucked up.

01:08:17.000 They say 71.4 times hotter than a jalapeno.

01:08:20.000 Wait, 95?

01:08:22.000 No, that was 83 times hotter than a jalapeno.

01:08:24.000 This is 174 times hotter than a jalapeno.

01:08:27.000 And it's a different part of the video.

01:08:29.000 On any of my food.

01:08:34.000 Looks like he's already quit here.

01:08:35.000 Yes, he is.

01:08:36.000 Well, that's not interesting.

01:08:39.000 It's when he decides to quit that he says, I'm not quitting.

01:08:41.000 I'm not a quitter.

01:08:43.000 As he quits.

01:08:44.000 And then the Sean guy goes, well, you actually are.

01:08:50.000 It's probably around there.

01:08:50.000 Yeah, it's probably around there.

01:08:52.000 You're kidding.

01:08:53.000 I'm telling you, like, on everything.

01:08:55.000 It's not even like, it's supposed to be funny.

01:08:57.000 It's for real.

01:08:59.000 I'm glad you said that.

01:09:00.000 It's before that.

01:09:01.000 No, this ain't no fun.

01:09:03.000 Quite himself.

01:09:04.000 So black.

01:09:05.000 No, it's around there.

01:09:06.000 I don't really like too much hot theories on the theory.

01:09:09.000 Really?

01:09:10.000 All right, right before the bee flavor.

01:09:11.000 Like, if you thought these two were like kind of hot, which they're not, I don't know where Texas peat hot sauce is like enough.

01:09:16.000 I don't really like too much hot theories on the theory.

01:09:19.000 Really?

01:09:20.000 You say you've changed a lot.

01:09:22.000 I see you out in the gym.

01:09:23.000 If you just busted it and left it all on the track, what's the fastest you could run a mile right now?

01:09:29.000 I can run.

01:09:30.000 Okay.

01:09:32.000 You can run?

01:09:33.000 Yeah.

01:09:33.000 So are you two?

01:09:34.000 Under eight minutes?

01:09:36.000 Oh, man.

01:09:36.000 Oh.

01:09:37.000 Oh, man.

01:09:38.000 That's numbers.

01:09:38.000 Yo, bro, is yours different than mine?

01:09:41.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:09:43.000 No, if you want to switch, we could switch.

01:09:46.000 I want to switch.

01:09:47.000 All right.

01:09:48.000 All right.

01:09:48.000 You know what I was thinking about though?

01:09:50.000 Somebody write.

01:09:52.000 This is the right spot, by the way.

01:09:55.000 Remember, I uncovered Jackass and realized that they were all on Xanax and Painkillers.

01:10:01.000 Oh, really?

01:10:02.000 This is just a theory of mine.

01:10:03.000 Oh.

01:10:03.000 But that's what I think.

01:10:04.000 That's why they were so brave, too, because they had no inhibitions.

01:10:09.000 I think with this, it's possible that that Sean dude puts Vaseline on his tongue and his gums.

01:10:16.000 That's crazy, too.

01:10:17.000 It's possible.

01:10:18.000 Some sort of barrier.

01:10:19.000 Well, I do the hottest hot sauce, and it's not that crazy.

01:10:23.000 Oh.

01:10:23.000 Yeah.

01:10:24.000 Okay.

01:10:24.000 Just got to not be a basic ass batch.

01:10:27.000 All right.

01:10:27.000 Show a little bit more.

01:10:29.000 Okay.

01:10:29.000 No, I promise.

01:10:30.000 Here you go.

01:10:31.000 Listen, and I'm going to tell you something right now for all my fans.

01:10:34.000 I promise you, if I stop, it doesn't mean I gave up.

01:10:38.000 Yes, it does.

01:10:40.000 There we go.

01:10:40.000 By definition.

01:10:41.000 Yeah, but that's exactly what I was looking at.

01:10:45.000 And then here's his hold up.

01:10:46.000 That's a perfect answer.

01:10:47.000 Let me explain.

01:10:47.000 Wait, wait, wait.

01:10:48.000 Let me explain why I'm not giving up by stopping.

01:10:50.000 Now, I know I look like one of the bad guy extras in the movie Aladdin.

01:10:53.000 But now, I know that everything I said sounds like I'm contradicting myself, but allow me to explain.

01:10:58.000 Okay, explain.

01:11:00.000 Ah.

01:11:02.000 Go.

01:11:04.000 Let me teach you something today.

01:11:05.000 Okay.

01:11:06.000 We can't play ourselves.

01:11:08.000 We can't play our health.

01:11:10.000 We can't hurt ourselves.

01:11:12.000 See, that's the key.

01:11:13.000 Now, there's people that would do dumb shit, fuck around, hurt themselves trying to get to that, what you call a victory.

01:11:20.000 This shit ain't no victory to me, my brother.

01:11:23.000 This shit ain't doing nothing but me, but causing problems to me.

01:11:27.000 You're losing the game.

01:11:28.000 Keep going.

01:11:29.000 Can't stop yet, but right now, it's getting close.

01:11:32.000 Just take a bite.

01:11:33.000 Just take a bite.

01:11:34.000 All right.

01:11:35.000 How about getting fat?

01:11:36.000 Like you did that and you hurt yourself in the long run.

01:11:39.000 How about get fired?

01:11:41.000 Get in trouble.

01:11:42.000 Be brave.

01:11:43.000 And never stop fighting.

01:11:46.000 My little chitty's in my fat belly.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 09, 2019

S02E56 - SPLC AND ME

Episode Stats

Length

Words per Minute

Word Count

Sentence Count

Misogynist Sentences

Hate Speech Sentences

Summary

Transcript