Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 10, 2019


S02E57 - LOOMERED


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 16 minutes

Words per Minute

172.46912

Word Count

13,260

Sentence Count

1,267

Misogynist Sentences

38

Hate Speech Sentences

52


Summary

This week on Not in a Nude, we talk about the left's obsession with the late singer Morrissey and why it's a good thing he wasn't a fanboy. We also discuss the new book "How to Be Straight" by conservative writer Laura Loomer, and how it's selling like hotcakes.


Transcript

00:00:35.000 You got to hand it to the left.
00:00:37.000 They are so good at being outraged that they manage to deny themselves Morrissey because of his political beliefs.
00:00:46.000 He's gay.
00:00:47.000 He's vegetarian.
00:00:48.000 He checks off those boxes, but he loves England too much.
00:00:52.000 And that means you have a problem with Islam, especially the part where they throw gays off buildings.
00:00:59.000 Look at this Homo.
00:01:01.000 He's dancing on, he's too right wing for the modern left.
00:01:05.000 What a jam.
00:01:10.000 Do you know he's a nerd?
00:01:14.000 I should do a free speech presents about all the fanboys who became seminal pop icons.
00:01:22.000 Morrissey was a fan who just loved pop music in Britain at the time during the beginning of punk and new wave and all that stuff.
00:01:32.000 He wanted to be a writer for NME and write about all these pop stars because he wanted to get to meet them all.
00:01:37.000 And then he just became one.
00:01:39.000 Chuck D used to design flyers for shows.
00:01:42.000 Ludacris was a DJ who would play parties.
00:01:48.000 No, he was on the radio and he'd interview all these stars, these rap stars.
00:01:51.000 And he thought, I want to be one too.
00:01:52.000 Iggy Pop was a fanboy who put together a super group called the Stooges.
00:01:57.000 A lot of them were.
00:01:58.000 Was Henry Rollins one of those?
00:02:01.000 No, I don't know if you could include Rollins.
00:02:04.000 I mean, he was part of the scene.
00:02:04.000 Sort of.
00:02:07.000 But these other ones I listed were fans, like fanatics.
00:02:11.000 And they loved the music.
00:02:21.000 What were they called?
00:02:24.000 Gun Club?
00:02:25.000 Gun Club?
00:02:26.000 It's not an easy thing to Google.
00:02:28.000 Three Gun Club.
00:02:29.000 No, just look up Gun Club Band.
00:02:33.000 No?
00:02:35.000 Yeah, The Gun Club.
00:02:35.000 The Gun Club.
00:02:36.000 Elizabeth Montague?
00:02:38.000 Is that her?
00:02:39.000 The singer was a male, wasn't he?
00:02:41.000 Jeffrey Lee Pierce?
00:02:42.000 Yeah, that sounds right.
00:02:43.000 All right.
00:02:44.000 He was the head of Blondie's Fan Club.
00:02:49.000 I've got a fun show for you today.
00:02:50.000 We got Laura Loomer on the line.
00:02:52.000 Laura was just talking about...
00:02:58.000 Same with Paul Joseph Watson's site, Summit.news.
00:02:58.000 I like.
00:03:02.000 But she was today talking about Milo's book, How to Be Straight, which has just been banned by Amazon.
00:03:08.000 It's selling like hotcakes.
00:03:09.000 It's a fun book.
00:03:10.000 He's a great writer.
00:03:11.000 Very Oscar Wildean.
00:03:15.000 And this book, Amazon is now sold out, but they've decided not to reorder it.
00:03:23.000 So now you can only get it used, and that takes weeks at a time.
00:03:28.000 Yeah, it's book burning.
00:03:30.000 Isn't it funny how the left uses the Nazi metaphor exhaustively?
00:03:34.000 Yet we're the ones who are having our windows smashed like Kristal Nacht.
00:03:38.000 When I did the Manhattan Republican talk, they smashed the windows.
00:03:42.000 We're the ones that are having our venues listed with posters.
00:03:47.000 Like if there's a Proud Boys meetup, then that venue is banned.
00:03:50.000 And Antifa will put posters all over the place saying don't go to this venue or deplatformed, marked.
00:04:00.000 That's terrible, isn't it no?
00:04:02.000 You know what's funny about Laura Loomer?
00:04:04.000 She was banned.
00:04:05.000 Her big surge of banning happened after she supported me.
00:04:10.000 She supported the defendgavin.com site.
00:04:14.000 And they said, well, Gavin's banned, so you're supporting the leader of a hate group.
00:04:18.000 So now you're banned.
00:04:19.000 And Michelle Malkin was also almost banned because she put up a picture of me and Laura Loomer.
00:04:27.000 very incestuous, aren't we?
00:04:30.000 Laura's on this show.
00:04:31.000 Michelle's Asian.
00:04:32.000 You're also Asian.
00:04:34.000 Yes, I am.
00:04:34.000 It's a very tight circle.
00:04:36.000 A lot of Asians.
00:04:39.000 A lot of Asians.
00:04:40.000 Not gonna lie.
00:04:41.000 Great people.
00:04:42.000 Very smooth skin.
00:04:44.000 Bad eyesight.
00:04:45.000 Not the best drivers.
00:04:47.000 Feels like porcelain.
00:04:49.000 Very bad drivers.
00:04:51.000 Bums are small for the most part.
00:04:54.000 Rarely big boobs, but when they are, they're always fairly good.
00:04:58.000 No badonka dunks to speak of.
00:05:00.000 Disaster.
00:05:00.000 Really?
00:05:01.000 Very rare an Asian has bad tits.
00:05:03.000 Very rare.
00:05:04.000 Berkey.
00:05:06.000 Even the big ones.
00:05:07.000 They know he's talking about.
00:05:09.000 This guy knows.
00:05:10.000 They know.
00:05:10.000 They know.
00:05:11.000 That's how Trump wants to talk, too.
00:05:14.000 I can't wait for him to not be in office to see what he's going to just be a stand-up.
00:05:18.000 You know what Trump would love to do right now?
00:05:20.000 Sit down with us on this show.
00:05:23.000 Not in this studio, a nicer studio, right?
00:05:25.000 With better bottle service and have a nice Perrier or whatever he likes and McDonald's and just talk about different races and their body types.
00:05:35.000 And their butts.
00:05:36.000 The blacks tend to have nice butts.
00:05:38.000 Not butts.
00:05:39.000 Not always perfect boobs.
00:05:40.000 Not reliable with the boobs.
00:05:43.000 Conversely, with the Asians, always great boobs.
00:05:46.000 Not a lot of butts.
00:05:47.000 So if you took one and you bred it with an African man.
00:05:54.000 What's her name?
00:05:55.000 The black Asian tennis player.
00:05:57.000 She probably has a fantastic body.
00:05:58.000 I haven't checked out her body.
00:05:59.000 He used to do that.
00:06:00.000 He would go in Stern and they would go through various people for hours.
00:06:04.000 and he'd just be like no you can't be an eight if you have I think he said small boobs.
00:06:11.000 I think he said you can't be an eight if you have small tits, which I strongly disagree with as a non-tit man.
00:06:18.000 Just to be clear, by the way, when I say I'm a non-tit man, I fully respect tit men.
00:06:24.000 And I think they're wonderful people.
00:06:26.000 Some of my best friends are tit men.
00:06:28.000 I understand them, But it's just not my cup of tea.
00:06:32.000 Oh, and then CNN thinks it's a scoop.
00:06:35.000 I'm friends with people that are wrong, too.
00:06:38.000 I actually don't even know if you're a tit or an Asmit.
00:06:39.000 I'm an Aspen.
00:06:40.000 Can I say this one tea?
00:06:41.000 I believe it's pronounced Aspen.
00:06:43.000 I'm an Aspman.
00:06:46.000 What are you doing?
00:06:47.000 And she's studying algebra.
00:06:50.000 And it's like, it was always embarrassing for me to walk in.
00:06:52.000 It's too young.
00:06:53.000 30 is like a perfect age.
00:06:54.000 Absolutely.
00:06:55.000 She has enough flat experience.
00:06:56.000 She's 35.
00:06:59.000 Too much flat experience.
00:07:01.000 What is this at 35, Howard?
00:07:03.000 It's called checkout time.
00:07:04.000 And you possibly say the greatest judge of beauty on this planet.
00:07:09.000 In fact, I would create a TV show for you where all you did was just judge women.
00:07:14.000 Now, that may be the best idea of all.
00:07:17.000 That might be the best idea.
00:07:18.000 Hey, liberals, has it occurred to you that there is a modicum of humor in what he's saying there?
00:07:24.000 Was he designing policy on that Howard Stern episode, or was he messing around on a comedy show?
00:07:30.000 They do the same with Tucker on Bubba the Love Sponge, where he said, yes, I'm an elitist.
00:07:37.000 I think he said he has like gold limousine or something.
00:07:40.000 There's something gold in his house that his butlers bring him.
00:07:45.000 And the Daily Beast just like quoted it verbatim, like we caught him.
00:07:49.000 He says he's against elitism.
00:07:50.000 He admitted to Bubba the Love Sponge that he's an elitist.
00:07:54.000 Whoa.
00:07:55.000 By the way, you can be incredibly rich and against the elite.
00:07:59.000 It's possible.
00:08:00.000 Ronald Reagan was the president of the United States and hated politicians.
00:08:05.000 Is it possible that you can be part of a group and say, this group is full of shit?
00:08:10.000 I got my frustration with the Glaswegians and the Scots.
00:08:14.000 Another book that we just got in the mail, we talked about this with Jim.
00:08:18.000 The Bomb Inside My Brain.
00:08:20.000 This is Jim Goad's podcast, which I highly recommend, Group Hug.
00:08:25.000 And it's just a collection of some of his most profound essays.
00:08:28.000 It's relatively apolitical.
00:08:30.000 The first essay, of course, is Ode to Bucky Goad about his gay brother who was murdered in Paris.
00:08:36.000 If you don't cry when you read The Ode to Bucky Goad, which is available online, you're not a good person.
00:08:45.000 You're a shitstain.
00:08:47.000 You're a bad man.
00:08:48.000 So we've got book burning.
00:08:49.000 Jim is avoiding book burning, but if this sells well, he will also be banned.
00:08:54.000 Both available at Amazon.
00:08:55.000 I was thinking, do we ever bother plugging URLs anymore?
00:08:59.000 That seems like a very boomer thing to do.
00:09:00.000 No, they could just Google it.
00:09:02.000 I'm working on a book right now about all this crazy shit that's happened in the past year.
00:09:05.000 And I go, why would I put footnotes?
00:09:08.000 Like when I cite an article, all I have to do is say how to be straight.
00:09:14.000 Or even if I just said that Milo Yiannapouse was, Amazon refused to buy his book, I don't need a footnote for that.
00:09:22.000 Go look it up.
00:09:24.000 It's a fact.
00:09:24.000 In fact, I'd encourage you to look it up.
00:09:27.000 I like doing stuff like that where everything is verifiable.
00:09:30.000 For example, that Antifa video we showed last week.
00:09:33.000 Go look up Kai Russo, Caleb Perkins, Finn Bar Sloanem.
00:09:36.000 It's all there for you.
00:09:38.000 Go look up the fight.
00:09:40.000 I always make it clear on the show when I'm going to go off at a Jonesian tangent and it's just my particular, my personal theories.
00:09:47.000 But for the most part, I'm just telling you facts.
00:09:54.000 You see that big pause?
00:09:55.000 Yes.
00:09:56.000 Howard Stern invented those.
00:09:58.000 Dead air?
00:09:59.000 He's cool with it.
00:10:00.000 He invented it.
00:10:01.000 He's the first one to say it's okay to have dead air.
00:10:03.000 Yeah.
00:10:04.000 And in radio, that was verboten.
00:10:06.000 That's where they made up that crazy talk.
00:10:08.000 All right, guys, coming in live at you.
00:10:10.000 We are on WNBR 380 FM.
00:10:14.000 We got a great show for doing an amazing.
00:10:16.000 They just had to come up with this way where they're constantly chattering.
00:10:20.000 Yeah.
00:10:21.000 Like in two seconds of dead air was, uh-oh, they're going to change the channel.
00:10:24.000 Not anymore.
00:10:25.000 You're not going to change the channel.
00:10:26.000 We're allowed to breathe on the show.
00:10:30.000 Just to let you know how cheap we are, by the way.
00:10:32.000 Not only is the AC an issue, not anymore, thank God, because we're getting into fall here and it's 70 degrees, but we also are so cheap we don't have a maid coming into the studio.
00:10:45.000 So it'll be totally normal to just see a fly go by.
00:10:49.000 We've let the garbage pile up.
00:10:51.000 It's only two men here, and men are not great at cleaning up.
00:10:56.000 I mean, I'm looking at a dry cleaning receipt and a pen and a little bag from a pin right in front of me here.
00:11:02.000 I see two empty cases of white claw.
00:11:06.000 There's a strange box in a blue recycling bag.
00:11:10.000 What is that?
00:11:12.000 That was attracting flies.
00:11:14.000 When I touched it, that's just all empty claw.
00:11:17.000 But I didn't bother to rinse them out.
00:11:20.000 Well, you don't have to bother to rinse them out.
00:11:22.000 Throw them in the garbage.
00:11:23.000 Take them to the elevators.
00:11:24.000 Yeah.
00:11:26.000 So that's white claw fruit flies are what we're infested with.
00:11:29.000 Yes.
00:11:29.000 It's a certain brand of white.
00:11:30.000 You know what white claw is?
00:11:32.000 It's vodka and soda.
00:11:34.000 It's called a vodka soda.
00:11:36.000 I don't know why you young people think it's some sort of new invention.
00:11:39.000 No, we're too lazy to get vodka and sodi.
00:11:43.000 Plus, they don't have ruby grapefruit soda.
00:11:45.000 I know at my local pub in the burbs, they're out of white claw and they cannot order it.
00:11:50.000 And so the bartenders will go, well, I could try making you this.
00:11:52.000 It's called a vodka soda here.
00:11:54.000 Bloop, bloop, bloop.
00:11:57.000 And these 20-somethings are going, oh my God, this is exactly like White Claw.
00:12:04.000 Yeah, it is White Claw.
00:12:06.000 Homestyle White Claw.
00:12:08.000 It's not like White Claw.
00:12:10.000 I'm wearing the new, I like your new sunglasses shirt available at free speech.tv.
00:12:17.000 Kind of looks like boobies.
00:12:18.000 It's kind of a pro, there's almost like a booby innuendo here.
00:12:22.000 But what does this shirt mean besides the story?
00:12:26.000 I think it is a representation of just the story, no?
00:12:29.000 Yeah, I think it's deeper than that.
00:12:30.000 I think it's a mockery of opioid addicts.
00:12:34.000 It's a mockery of junkies.
00:12:35.000 It's a mockery of phony people.
00:12:38.000 It's a mockery of effeminate men.
00:12:41.000 The death of testosterone is definitely part of this shirt.
00:12:45.000 You know, Michelle was telling me about these jellyfish that have started congregating around this area where freshwater and saltwater collide.
00:12:54.000 And for some reason, maybe because it's such a strange part of the universe, the jellyfish have No natural predators.
00:13:02.000 So they've lost their ability to sting.
00:13:05.000 Now it's still there.
00:13:07.000 It exists.
00:13:08.000 All the components for the jellyfish sting are there, but if you go and touch it and slap it around and put your hand in there, you won't get stung.
00:13:15.000 So they've ceased to sting.
00:13:17.000 They've ceased to know how to sting.
00:13:21.000 The fact that they don't have a brain might be a part of that.
00:13:24.000 But I just thought that's a very telling metaphor for the way us men are in American society.
00:13:32.000 We have testosterone.
00:13:34.000 It exists, but we don't use it anymore.
00:13:37.000 We've lost our ability to sting.
00:13:39.000 And one of the reasons might be every time we do, we are severely punished.
00:13:44.000 Azizansari, whom I'm not a fan of, by the way, but he goes on a bad date.
00:13:49.000 They decide the sex was too aggressive.
00:13:51.000 Career vilified.
00:13:52.000 Proud boys fight back after being ambushed.
00:13:56.000 15 years in prison.
00:13:58.000 We're not allowed to be men anymore.
00:13:59.000 Little kids run around the playground.
00:14:01.000 Little boys.
00:14:02.000 Too rambunctious.
00:14:04.000 What is that picture of Hooter's chicks you're distracting me with?
00:14:07.000 Oh, that's Trump.
00:14:09.000 Can you put that up on the screen?
00:14:10.000 Yes.
00:14:11.000 Because that one on the left is my exact type.
00:14:17.000 The two on the right have slight hillbilly vibes.
00:14:20.000 Oh, wow.
00:14:21.000 But they kind of look like Mad Magazine girls, you know, when the guy's walking behind them and then she turns around and goes, hello.
00:14:29.000 Yeah.
00:14:30.000 But that one.
00:14:30.000 That one right there.
00:14:31.000 That one on the left, that's my favorite kind of thing.
00:14:35.000 That is a nice thing.
00:14:36.000 When an Irish girl has Asiatic eyes.
00:14:40.000 Yeah.
00:14:41.000 What is that from?
00:14:42.000 The Mongols?
00:14:43.000 But that black Irish?
00:14:46.000 Is that what they're called?
00:14:46.000 Yeah, I guess so.
00:14:47.000 It must be the Spanish going up there?
00:14:49.000 I don't know.
00:14:49.000 It's pretty sick, though.
00:14:50.000 Anyway, Trump administration is reportedly about to take direct action against big tech giants for their censorship of conservatives and election meddling.
00:15:00.000 Little late, Trump, but I'll take it if you can get me back on.
00:15:05.000 Last month it was reported that a Trump executive order directed at the likes of Facebook, Google, and Twitter was in the works.
00:15:12.000 An announcement could be right around the corner.
00:15:14.000 Facebook and Google lawyers are extremely concerned about any potential executive action, but hope to hold it back until after the 2020 election, when they hope Democrats would regain control of the White House and crush any investigations or new powers.
00:15:27.000 Texas Attorney General Ken Paxon also recently met with U.S. Attorney General William Barr to discuss a range of options, including antitrust action.
00:15:35.000 This is tough for us free speech guys because we hate the idea of the government meddling, right?
00:15:40.000 We want total and utter free speech.
00:15:42.000 We love the idea of private enterprise.
00:15:44.000 And I remember when all of this started, Mark Levin, who helped me get fired at the Blaze, said, why are we complaining?
00:15:53.000 We didn't invent these platforms and they don't want us anymore.
00:15:56.000 Well, you're not invited.
00:15:58.000 You can't complain when you're not invited to a party.
00:16:00.000 Make your own party.
00:16:01.000 And I understand that mentality.
00:16:04.000 But you reach a point where there's a monopoly going on and they start taking over the entire national conversation.
00:16:12.000 And we'll talk with Laura about that, about how far-reaching this big tech censorship is.
00:16:20.000 But I feel like I'm getting too serious.
00:16:23.000 Let's talk about that shrimp we were trying to find yesterday.
00:16:27.000 It's not the jumbo shrimp.
00:16:29.000 It's the mantis shrimp.
00:16:31.000 Mantis shrimp.
00:16:32.000 You think we'd need a 20-gallon tank for this?
00:16:36.000 I think so.
00:16:37.000 Here, go to the wide for a second.
00:16:39.000 The wide.
00:16:40.000 Wide.
00:16:42.000 Where could we put a giant tank if we were to get a mantis shrimp tank?
00:16:47.000 We could put it on top, like you said, on top of the thing, but we'd have to raise the camera angle.
00:16:51.000 You'd lose desk space.
00:16:52.000 Desk space.
00:16:54.000 What about somehow here?
00:16:57.000 I would love that, but that's really tough.
00:16:59.000 Why?
00:17:01.000 That shelf would have to be really, really in there.
00:17:03.000 And also, it's water next to electronics, which is dangerous.
00:17:09.000 We could rebuild this entire area.
00:17:12.000 That'd be so good.
00:17:12.000 And it could be more of a shelving thing.
00:17:14.000 I mean, we'd lose these stupid graphics, but whatever.
00:17:16.000 But this could be a whole shelving thing.
00:17:20.000 But then we're really dedicating a lot to a mantis shrimp.
00:17:22.000 And what messages does that send?
00:17:25.000 That we killed.
00:17:26.000 We're tough and we punch hard?
00:17:27.000 That's kind of cool.
00:17:28.000 Yeah.
00:17:29.000 He's our mascot.
00:17:30.000 He never stops fighting.
00:17:31.000 Oh, and that could be cool t-shirts, too.
00:17:34.000 The mantis shrimp.
00:17:35.000 He never stops fighting.
00:17:36.000 The official animal of the G-O-M-L show.
00:17:40.000 Yeah, let's do it.
00:17:41.000 Well, I'm not sure I want to rebuild that area, but I do like putting more attention to mantis shrimps.
00:17:47.000 Yes, we need more attention to mantis shrimps.
00:17:48.000 We could have a mantis shrimp cam.
00:17:50.000 We'll get another one of these cams.
00:17:52.000 Be like, how's the mantis shrimp tank doing?
00:17:54.000 And then we'll.
00:17:54.000 Dude, that's a way better idea.
00:17:56.000 Because there's room over there.
00:17:57.000 There's room in the kitchen.
00:17:58.000 There's room by the elevators.
00:18:00.000 There's 50 other places.
00:18:02.000 So all we need is a camera.
00:18:04.000 Sorry to have a work meeting live on TV.
00:18:09.000 Also, we need more paper.
00:18:11.000 And next time you buy ink, you should buy several different ones so we don't have to keep buying it all the time.
00:18:17.000 No, it could go in the kitchen where your white claw garbage is.
00:18:21.000 And then we could have the mantis cam.
00:18:22.000 That would rule.
00:18:23.000 What should we, we could name him Eddie.
00:18:25.000 Eddie's fine with me.
00:18:27.000 You don't sound excited.
00:18:29.000 Well, I think we jumped the, I think we're rushing into naming it.
00:18:33.000 We have to meet him first.
00:18:35.000 Well, I guess that's not the way it works with babies.
00:18:37.000 You already have a name in mind before the baby comes out, right?
00:18:39.000 Yeah.
00:18:40.000 Yeah.
00:18:40.000 Well, let's take some votes.
00:18:41.000 So folks at home, if you're watching, we'd appreciate some Mantis graphics.
00:18:45.000 Make sure that it's a very colorful thing.
00:18:47.000 It shows how multicultural we are here at the show.
00:18:49.000 Of course.
00:18:49.000 We're only 75% white here.
00:18:52.000 That's right.
00:18:53.000 Same as the representation in the population.
00:18:56.000 Puppy.
00:18:57.000 Representation of the puppy.
00:18:58.000 It's a very difficult representation of the papillais.
00:19:02.000 And yeah, send us some t-shirt ideas for Eddie the Mantis.
00:19:07.000 Don't put a lot of work into Eddie.
00:19:10.000 That just came out of my butt.
00:19:12.000 It's true.
00:19:12.000 But I think we should get...
00:19:17.000 That's what I'm guessing because I need 10 gallons for my Cooley loaches and Guppies, and they're tiny guys.
00:19:23.000 Tiny guys.
00:19:24.000 Little guys.
00:19:24.000 Let's watch some of that Mantis shrimp.
00:19:26.000 All right.
00:19:27.000 The reason I like this video is because you think it's hilarious, And I do not.
00:19:31.000 And it's a good example of the difference.
00:19:33.000 Also, speaking of colorful.
00:19:35.000 Also, speaking of a work meeting, my co-worker here, Ho, spent about two hours working on this today.
00:19:42.000 About, no, 30 minutes, I'd say.
00:19:44.000 No.
00:19:45.000 Why?
00:19:46.000 What are you doing with that?
00:19:47.000 We have like a huge to-do list, and you think, I'd like to do Gavin's Face on the Joker.
00:19:52.000 But it looks so good.
00:19:54.000 Does it?
00:19:55.000 You can't read Get Off My Lawn.
00:19:57.000 That should be a yellow.
00:19:58.000 That's not done.
00:19:58.000 Yeah, that's not finished.
00:20:00.000 I had to stop.
00:20:00.000 All right, so let's watch that Mantis video for a sec.
00:20:05.000 I wonder if they're expensive.
00:20:08.000 You started it at the end.
00:20:10.000 That's when it was time coded.
00:20:11.000 My bad.
00:20:12.000 My bad.
00:20:12.000 It's about the mantis shrimp.
00:20:15.000 The mantis shrimp is a living fossil of the prehistoric clown that all modern clowns evolved from.
00:20:21.000 It is both beautiful and...
00:20:26.000 What are you doing to that fish?
00:20:28.000 The eyes of the mantis shrimp are among the mantle.
00:20:31.000 You think that's funny?
00:20:32.000 No, yeah, I wasn't laughing yet.
00:20:33.000 I laughed about four times.
00:20:35.000 And one of them, when he says, punching the crap out of something, and then he says, it really sucks to be the mantis shrimp's neighbor.
00:20:42.000 And then he said, roommate.
00:20:43.000 Roommate.
00:20:44.000 And then he said, once upon a time, and then he eats a fucking thing.
00:20:47.000 He's like, that's it.
00:20:48.000 This is like child jokes level.
00:20:50.000 Like, clean when kids are watching Nickelodeon or something.
00:20:52.000 Or Jim Gaffigan.
00:20:54.000 Jim Gaffigan, but Jim Gaffigan's good.
00:20:57.000 But he likes bacon.
00:20:59.000 Most advanced eyes in the animal kingdom.
00:21:02.000 These are very complicated eyes.
00:21:04.000 Lots of tiny little eye parts moving in different directions.
00:21:08.000 It's impossible to get a read on what these little bastards are thinking.
00:21:12.000 Is it bastard?
00:21:13.000 No.
00:21:14.000 Each of our human eyes creates a single picture, and the two together means that we have binocular vision.
00:21:22.000 One of the mantis shrimp's eyes creates three separate images, a trinocular eyeball.
00:21:28.000 And it has two of them, which means that it's sex nocular.
00:21:32.000 Dirty science.
00:21:33.000 Not that.
00:21:33.000 Whoa, what was that?
00:21:35.000 You can clean your eyeballs?
00:21:37.000 That's crazy.
00:21:38.000 Human eyes can detect three color wavelengths.
00:21:41.000 The mantis shrimp can detect 5,400 of them.
00:21:46.000 Just kidding.
00:21:47.000 They can detect 12.
00:21:48.000 Nine more than we can.
00:21:50.000 But it's less impressive now, isn't it?
00:21:52.000 Just nine.
00:21:53.000 Whatever.
00:21:54.000 Imagine.
00:21:56.000 Well, it didn't make me laugh now.
00:21:56.000 That's funny to you?
00:21:58.000 I mean, now this is Morgan Freeman he's doing, right?
00:22:02.000 Yes.
00:22:03.000 He's trying to do Morgan Freeman.
00:22:06.000 Let's hear you're Morgan Freeman.
00:22:08.000 I'm Morgan Freeman.
00:22:08.000 Hi.
00:22:10.000 I like penguins.
00:22:12.000 Now watch out, boy.
00:22:13.000 I'm Morgan Freeman when I'm young.
00:22:15.000 And I'm spicy.
00:22:17.000 It's not very great.
00:22:18.000 No, do him when he's old.
00:22:19.000 Look how cool that shrimp is.
00:22:22.000 Yeah, it is pretty cool.
00:22:24.000 That is a pretty cool shrimp.
00:22:26.000 That's back when God's splooge was just like a complete wild card.
00:22:30.000 You didn't know what was going to be born.
00:22:31.000 Yeah, they're still lingering.
00:22:34.000 That kind of shows you.
00:22:35.000 Now, just to be clear, I think animals are losers.
00:22:38.000 But the magic goop that started the universe that God used, this is a clear example of just how incredible it is that one little random accidental drop can make a freak like this.
00:22:51.000 We have all of the drops in the right spot.
00:22:54.000 We're the perfect creations.
00:22:56.000 And this is just like one little molecule.
00:22:58.000 This is like a teardrop of ours.
00:23:01.000 We are like a million mantis shrimps walking around with perfection, thinking, relaying stories, building this camera.
00:23:10.000 We are amazing.
00:23:11.000 This guy is just kind of okay.
00:23:13.000 This is like when you do a cookie cutter out of dough.
00:23:15.000 This is like the leftover stuff that isn't a cookie shaped punch.
00:23:18.000 Animals are just bebop.
00:23:19.000 And what's his name?
00:23:20.000 Rocksteady.
00:23:21.000 Rocksteady from Ninja Turtles.
00:23:23.000 You know what's weird about this mantis shrimp, though?
00:23:24.000 Sometimes it looks kind of gray.
00:23:26.000 And sometimes it looks awesome.
00:23:27.000 I hate if we got one.
00:23:29.000 And it's just sort of like beige.
00:23:29.000 It would gray.
00:23:31.000 That would really shake.
00:23:32.000 And they've just been blowing out the colors in these videos.
00:23:34.000 Oh, look at this.
00:23:34.000 Play it.
00:23:34.000 Play it.
00:23:35.000 That punch is so powerful that the universe can't even handle it.
00:23:39.000 Water moves out of the way so fast that little vacuums are formed called cavitation bubbles.
00:23:45.000 These bubbles collapse immediately, and the force of that collapse creates a second shockwave and even generates light and heat.
00:23:53.000 That's a Mortal Kombat finishing move shit right there.
00:23:57.000 Basically, it sucks to be the Mantis Shrimp's roommate.
00:24:00.000 There's just way too much of the punching.
00:24:02.000 Wait, there's just way too much of the punching.
00:24:04.000 Can't just hand him his own arm?
00:24:07.000 That's crazy.
00:24:08.000 Have you ever heard the story of the crab and the mantis shrimp?
00:24:13.000 One day, that's it.
00:24:16.000 That's the whole story.
00:24:17.000 Even the octopus, who is quite a badass.
00:24:20.000 Who is quite a badass?
00:24:21.000 We'll be looking into getting a mantis shrimp.
00:24:23.000 There are rumors that they can smash their own fish tank.
00:24:28.000 That's not true.
00:24:30.000 They're around $100 or around $40 to $100.
00:24:34.000 That's quite a range.
00:24:35.000 Yep.
00:24:36.000 It depends on if you get a female, a male, or a male.
00:24:39.000 I want the most colorful one.
00:24:41.000 Actually, that would be kind of weird, though, if we made it the mascot and it was a chick, a badass chick who fights.
00:24:47.000 That's progressive.
00:24:49.000 Yeah, we're not doing that.
00:24:50.000 Frankly.
00:24:52.000 I think we got to do a whole special.
00:24:54.000 This one's cheap.
00:24:55.000 On Sweden.
00:24:56.000 Well, that's pretty cheap.
00:24:57.000 No, that's wall art.
00:25:02.000 We just said it's funny if you bought it and goes, I got some good news and some bad news.
00:25:05.000 We got our mantis shrimp today.
00:25:07.000 It is affordable, but I didn't really read the description, and it's a picture of a mantis shrimp.
00:25:12.000 Happy bomber.
00:25:13.000 We got to do a whole episode on Sweden.
00:25:16.000 They have lost their goddamn minds.
00:25:19.000 And I've noticed the left, I saw that New York Times reporter who did the hit piece on Proud Boys.
00:25:23.000 I was looking at his Twitter and he was saying that, you'll notice when people criticize Sweden, it's a dog whistle for white nationalism.
00:25:32.000 And anyone who has a problem with Sweden is secretly neo-Nazi.
00:25:38.000 Dude, they have lost the plot.
00:25:41.000 They are ethnomasochist to the point of anti-Semitic.
00:25:46.000 They have opened the doors to violent Muslim refugees to the point where Jews are leaving in droves.
00:25:52.000 They're going to Israel.
00:25:53.000 They're going to Australia.
00:25:54.000 They're going all over the world, but Sweden, in the name of tolerance.
00:25:58.000 And their big obsession is environmentalism.
00:26:04.000 So, not only do they hate themselves for being white and successful, I guess, but they also hate themselves as humans for overpopulating the planet.
00:26:14.000 I'm going to try to get Angry Foreigner on the show tomorrow.
00:26:17.000 He sent me this video about it where they're actually promoting fascism.
00:26:24.000 They want to use fascism to make sure we all follow this climate crap.
00:26:30.000 It should be queued up.
00:26:31.000 Let's play it.
00:26:32.000 It's reaching pretty disastrous levels.
00:26:35.000 Pause.
00:26:35.000 Because now we have politics.
00:26:37.000 Look at her hair.
00:26:39.000 Oh, geez.
00:26:41.000 Look at her hair.
00:26:44.000 What is on your head?
00:26:46.000 What is that arrogant beehive you made out of dreads on your goddamn head?
00:26:52.000 Look how proud she is of her stupid shith.
00:26:57.000 What a loser.
00:27:00.000 Can you believe that?
00:27:01.000 Look at her.
00:27:03.000 Yeah.
00:27:03.000 And of course, she's the head of the Environmental Action Protection Committee.
00:27:08.000 All right, go back to Foreigner.
00:27:10.000 Hey, Angry, if you're watching this, can you find us more info about her?
00:27:14.000 I don't read your stupid language.
00:27:16.000 She did that after Miss Cleo died as to not get sued.
00:27:20.000 That was a language.
00:27:23.000 So Alex Jones isn't even a conspiracy theorist anymore, is he?
00:27:27.000 Since you smelly climate cretons had to go and prove him right.
00:27:30.000 We are now seeing an established term called climate dictatorship.
00:27:34.000 Sweden's biggest papers are publishing debate articles advocating that we get rid of democracy and nation states in order to save the climate.
00:27:42.000 This one signed by 87 influencers and climate activists has particularly lovely reasoning saying, we obviously can't handle freedom, so please take it away from us, Mr. Prime Minister.
00:27:53.000 The headline literally says, run your people over to save the climate.
00:27:58.000 End of quote.
00:27:59.000 Urging the government to just not let people do anything bad.
00:28:03.000 Then when people investigated the offer's social media accounts, they discovered these climate activists use airplanes more than anyone.
00:28:10.000 Shitload of fancy trips and flight photos, some even while writing about climate change.
00:28:15.000 It's kind of tiresome being right all the time, guys.
00:28:17.000 Now I've said for years that the modern left is like the Catholic Church.
00:28:21.000 Got a huge, huge, raging hard-on censorship, and of course hypocrisy surrounding all of which is censorship.
00:28:27.000 Then you climb clits go advocate for dictatorship and all of a sudden you think you're cleansed from sin.
00:28:32.000 You think screeching your shitty opinion is the same as counting 45 Hail Marys.
00:28:37.000 And as always, normal people are stuck paying for this shameless projection of upper class assholes.
00:28:43.000 Because the irony of it all is that you gotta have money to be environmentally friendly.
00:28:48.000 So it's hardly the first thing on a working class mind.
00:28:50.000 If someone tries to make you feel guilty about your climate habit.
00:28:54.000 What's that called?
00:28:55.000 We should make that so other people can see it.
00:28:56.000 He talks about Greta Thurnberg in it.
00:28:58.000 It's called Greta in the Climate Cult.
00:29:01.000 What show is that?
00:29:02.000 How many hits?
00:29:03.000 It's amazing he's still up.
00:29:05.000 He's definitely shadow banned.
00:29:06.000 45?
00:29:07.000 That's pretty good.
00:29:08.000 My insiders at YouTube told me that my Joe Rogan video was shadow banned.
00:29:13.000 It made up to 300,000 and then they stopped recommending it.
00:29:16.000 Stopped being a recommended video.
00:29:19.000 But anyway, he talks about Greta Thurnberg in it, who, in order to show us, maybe you could actually find it in that video because it's pretty good.
00:29:26.000 Just scroll through until you see the little kid's face.
00:29:30.000 Maybe she's after that.
00:29:31.000 When I start lecturing you on how that world works...
00:29:38.000 Because it's just a kid.
00:29:39.000 How can you be so mean?
00:29:40.000 Adults aren't supposed to tell children that they're wrong about something.
00:29:44.000 Infopervert.
00:29:45.000 Scoundrel.
00:29:46.000 Those hate facts away.
00:29:48.000 You infopervert.
00:29:50.000 Breta has literally been presented as a young prophet, while critique against her is nearly considered hate crime.
00:29:56.000 But public figures are supposed to handle tough criticism, satire, and even downright mockery.
00:30:01.000 So if Breta really is smart and superior, with a bigger intellect than the entire adult world put together, then how come she can't handle the demands placed on all public figures?
00:30:10.000 Oh, it's because she's young.
00:30:12.000 You're saying, okay, forget it, forget it, forget it.
00:30:14.000 It's weird to play videos like that without people watching the whole thing.
00:30:17.000 But yeah, he talks about Greta Thurnberg, who took a yacht, I don't know, from Europe to America or some big long cross-Atlantic trip.
00:30:25.000 And it was, you know, just a wind-powered piece of shit.
00:30:29.000 I hate sailing.
00:30:30.000 I hate it.
00:30:32.000 I hate that it exists.
00:30:33.000 We have motors now.
00:30:34.000 What are we, Polynesians in the year 700?
00:30:37.000 I don't want to use a sail.
00:30:39.000 A sail?
00:30:40.000 What am I, Tom Hanks and Castaway?
00:30:42.000 I'm not using a sail.
00:30:43.000 I have a motor.
00:30:45.000 But she took about six people with her on the trip, the crew members, and they're all flying back.
00:30:51.000 So all of those airlines, all of those flights of those six people are obviously way more fuel consumed than if she had just flown by herself with one ticket.
00:31:03.000 Nice logic, Broad.
00:31:05.000 Nice logic, ladies.
00:31:06.000 Is that it?
00:31:07.000 It's the zero carbon racing boat.
00:31:10.000 Where is it taking her?
00:31:13.000 From UK to New York.
00:31:16.000 Jesus, that's a brutal trip.
00:31:18.000 Yeah.
00:31:19.000 I don't want to do that.
00:31:21.000 Imagine the waves?
00:31:23.000 That could go real wrong.
00:31:25.000 It looks like it's all tilty right there, huh?
00:31:29.000 That's like a three-week trip, isn't it?
00:31:32.000 And that's just with a what that's with like a cruise line that's going.
00:31:37.000 I would rather die than do that.
00:31:40.000 Can you imagine the blazing sun and then the 50-foot waves that happen in the middle of the Atlantic?
00:31:48.000 Or is it the Pacific?
00:31:50.000 Most of the crossings are six nights and seven days.
00:31:54.000 Look at that.
00:31:55.000 No, thank you.
00:31:59.000 No thank you.
00:32:02.000 By the way, speaking of not knowing if it was the Atlantic or the Pacific.
00:32:06.000 Oh, it's Atlantic, by the way.
00:32:08.000 Oh, we'll get to that.
00:32:09.000 I've got some dumb stuff to tell you in a second.
00:32:12.000 Okay, I want to talk about black privilege, and I want to do the mailbag and stuff, but maybe we should talk to Laura.
00:32:17.000 Should we talk to Laura?
00:32:18.000 Sure.
00:32:18.000 Little break there.
00:32:20.000 Have you got her on the line?
00:32:21.000 Yes.
00:32:22.000 I'd like to hit a bumper.
00:32:24.000 You want to do cocaine?
00:32:26.000 No.
00:32:27.000 Because the music of the constantly plays and says nothing to me about my life.
00:32:34.000 Laura, are you there?
00:32:36.000 I'm here, Gavin.
00:32:37.000 How are you?
00:32:38.000 I'm good.
00:32:38.000 How are you doing?
00:32:39.000 I'm doing well.
00:32:40.000 I'm running for Congress in Florida's District 21, and so I'm very excited.
00:32:45.000 A lot of good things are happening despite the fact that I'm deplatformed.
00:32:49.000 What does that mean, running for Congress?
00:32:51.000 What will you be doing?
00:32:52.000 What will your daily responsibilities be?
00:32:55.000 Well, I'll be an elected official, and I'll actually be doing what a representative is supposed to do, and that is be a voice for the constituents and hold people accountable.
00:33:05.000 You know, our representatives and elected officials are not supposed to just serve themselves.
00:33:10.000 They're supposed to be career public servants.
00:33:13.000 And being a career public servant means that you serve your constituents, you serve your country for the greater good of the American people, not just yourself and your own financial and political interests, which is what we see a lot of, if not majority, of the members of Congress currently doing.
00:33:29.000 And so people have known me to be an investigative journalist, and they know a lot of things about me.
00:33:35.000 And the one thing that is undeniable is the fact that when I say I'm going to do something, I really am going to do that.
00:33:42.000 I mean, you've known me for many years now.
00:33:43.000 You've known me since I worked at Project Veritas.
00:33:46.000 And, you know, I'm a woman of action.
00:33:49.000 I don't just talk the talk.
00:33:50.000 I actually walk the walk.
00:33:51.000 And I'm looking forward to holding people accountable in Congress, just like I've been holding people accountable for many years with my investigative journalism.
00:34:00.000 But, you know, now that big tech has silenced me and halted me from doing so, I need to take it to the next level because they think that they can deplatform me.
00:34:09.000 But what they don't know is that even if I'm banned on all social media, being an elected official in this country is a bigger platform than all social media combined.
00:34:18.000 So here they are deplatforming me, and the end result is going to be me having a bigger platform than I ever had before.
00:34:26.000 Because once I'm elected to the United States Congress, and I will be elected to the United States Congress, they're going to be forced to talk about me and the issues that I want to talk about.
00:34:35.000 You sound very confident.
00:34:36.000 You keep saying I'm going to win.
00:34:37.000 You know, I'm going to win, right?
00:34:39.000 Yeah, I am.
00:34:40.000 I mean, you should just start calling me Congresswoman now, Gavin.
00:34:43.000 Okay, Congresswoman Limer.
00:34:45.000 What are your priorities when you get into office?
00:34:48.000 What do you want to focus on?
00:34:51.000 Well, people can go to my campaign website, LauraLumerForCongress.com, and I have several videos that I've already produced that outline a lot of my issues.
00:34:58.000 But of course, one of the key components of my campaign, and like I said, why I'm running for Congress, is to address the civil rights violations of Americans that are taking place at the hands of big tech fascists in Silicon Valley.
00:35:11.000 And we are losing our constitutional rights down the line from the First Amendment to the Second Amendment until eventually they're all completely eradicated by big tech.
00:35:23.000 They're coming for the First Amendment and now through their algorithms and through their censorship, they're trying to come for the Second Amendment by using devices to spy on people in their home to determine.
00:35:34.000 I don't know if you saw this proposal that's put forth in something called HARPA.
00:35:40.000 It's a policy that they're working on to, I guess, determine whether people are mentally ill or not able to or able to own a weapon based off of data that big tech collects on you.
00:35:53.000 And nobody in Congress is addressing this issue.
00:35:55.000 People know that Republicans and conservatives really all around the world are being censored and silenced and having their civil rights violated.
00:36:04.000 But the conversation is so surface level in this country.
00:36:08.000 It's Facebook, it's Google, it's Twitter.
00:36:10.000 But it's much more severe, as you and I both know, as some of the most banned people in this country, Gavin.
00:36:15.000 The banks are shutting people down.
00:36:17.000 The payment processors are shutting people down.
00:36:19.000 We're seeing people denied service at restaurants as if we're living in the 1950s during the civil rights era, right?
00:36:26.000 People aren't able to get apartments.
00:36:30.000 There have been Trump supporters denied leases in apartment buildings because people find out what their political affiliation is.
00:36:37.000 You have people being beaten in the streets and pummeled and nearly beaten to death by Antifa because they're wearing MAGA hats.
00:36:45.000 I mean, this is a crisis in our country.
00:36:47.000 And unfortunately, our civil rights laws on book right now don't really list political affiliation as a protected class.
00:36:54.000 But I strongly believe that it should be.
00:36:57.000 And when I'm elected to Congress, and I will be elected to Congress, I'm going to make sure that that is something that is changed.
00:37:06.000 I think that people need to be protected in this country for their political views.
00:37:10.000 And we really need to crack down on big tech and break them up and hold them accountable.
00:37:15.000 There is no accountability.
00:37:17.000 Jack Dorsey, Mark Zuckerberg, and all the CEOs of these companies like Google, and you can just go down the line, they all deserve to be imprisoned.
00:37:24.000 They committed perjury.
00:37:26.000 If you or I lied to Congress, we would be in jail for a very long time, if not the rest of our life.
00:37:31.000 And so I want to know why these liberal billionaires in Silicon Valley, who are mega donors to the Democrat Party, are above the law.
00:37:39.000 Well, Laura, I'm glad you're going to win because it's so rare you hear a politician get brave about big tech censorship.
00:37:47.000 I don't think people understand that the First Amendment built this country.
00:37:50.000 And when you trample on free speech, you trample on America.
00:37:55.000 Yeah, you're absolutely right.
00:37:56.000 And when I am elected, I'm really looking forward to hearings because this is something that I would love to address from the very first day that I get sworn in as a member of Congress is the big tech and social media bias.
00:38:08.000 Because like I said, it's no longer just a First Amendment issue.
00:38:11.000 It is now a civil rights issue in this country.
00:38:14.000 And for some people, it's a matter of life or death.
00:38:16.000 And it's very scary because every single day you see advancements in this big brother mentality where now they're talking about how by 2023, big tech wants to use biometrics.
00:38:27.000 That's for those of you who don't know what biometrics is, that's identification through your bodily features.
00:38:34.000 And so a lot of you probably already use like facial recognition on your iPhones or whatever.
00:38:39.000 They want that to be a main payment processor.
00:38:42.000 So when you go to the grocery store, they want you to just look into the scanner to pay for your groceries.
00:38:47.000 They want your ATMs to operate based off of biometrics.
00:38:51.000 And so we're getting to a point now where potentially bodies could be banned in the near future.
00:38:56.000 And we're not talking about, you know, 50 years from now.
00:39:00.000 we're in 2019.
00:39:01.000 They're talking about 2023.
00:39:03.000 They want to do this.
00:39:04.000 So we've already seen that they're banning people from banks, right?
00:39:08.000 I and many other conservatives and pro-Trump activists had had our Chase Bank accounts shut down or temporarily suspended.
00:39:17.000 We're seeing people banned on PayPal.
00:39:19.000 We're seeing people banned on Coinbase as well.
00:39:22.000 So even with the rise of cryptocurrency, some people still are being banned on these alternative platforms.
00:39:31.000 But the interesting thing about cryptocurrency is that it is a alternative path for people to kind of beat and bypass the censorship.
00:39:39.000 Well, the fascists in Silicon Valley can't have that.
00:39:42.000 And so that's why Facebook is trying to work on something called Libra, which is their vision of basically controlling cryptocurrency.
00:39:51.000 So imagine how disastrous this can be.
00:39:54.000 They control the internet.
00:39:56.000 They control the news.
00:39:57.000 They're already trying to develop news tabs to see what people can see.
00:40:00.000 They want to control your currency.
00:40:03.000 So once they get control of that and they're in control of payment processors and then we're using a facial recognition system through biometrics, what do you think is going to happen when they decide to deem somebody dangerous through their bodily features, just like you and I have been deemed dangerous?
00:40:18.000 Well, it sounds like you're talking about China.
00:40:20.000 They have that whole social credit score, and that always sounded absurd and crazy to us, but here we are in the thick of it in America.
00:40:28.000 Well, it's worse than the social credit score because what do you do if your currency for getting around and moving in society is your biometrics and you're banned?
00:40:38.000 That means your body is banned.
00:40:39.000 So what do they do with banned bodies?
00:40:41.000 Do we start killing people whose bodies are banned?
00:40:44.000 What do we start doing with people whose bodies are effectively banned by these tyrants in Silicon Valley who want to digitally exterminate people?
00:40:51.000 What do we do?
00:40:52.000 What do you do when a body is banned?
00:40:55.000 They starve to death?
00:40:56.000 I don't know.
00:40:56.000 It's an episode of Black Mirror come to life.
00:40:58.000 I don't know.
00:40:59.000 But this is what we need to address.
00:41:00.000 And, you know, one of the most underreported things that happened in the last few months is when executives from Facebook had to testify in front of Congress and they were talking about Libra and they were being questioned.
00:41:11.000 And one representative asked them, so, you know, you recently deemed people dangerous and you banned people like Laura Loomer, Alex Jones, Milo Yiannopoulos, Gavin McGinnis, and you said that they were dangerous individuals and they can't use your services.
00:41:26.000 Well, as an entity, is Libra going to be available?
00:41:31.000 Are these financial services going to be available to people deemed dangerous?
00:41:35.000 And they said, oh, we don't know.
00:41:37.000 We're still trying to figure that out.
00:41:40.000 So just imagine, just imagine if we end up getting Democrat leadership and this entire country becomes communist, the value of the dollar plummets and people start relying on cryptocurrency or people start relying on alternative digital forms of currency that are effectively controlled by Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who have interests and are actively trying to acquire these crypto projects.
00:42:09.000 What are people who are Republican or are conservative or to the right of Karl Marx, what are they supposed to do to survive?
00:42:18.000 How do they get the resources to survive in this society in which the tech tyrants control your livelihood?
00:42:25.000 Well, you're in Congress to answer that question, and we look forward to it.
00:42:27.000 When will we know whether you've won or lost?
00:42:29.000 Sorry, let me rephrase that.
00:42:30.000 When will we be celebrating your victory as a member of Congress?
00:42:34.000 Well, the election is next year, November of 2020.
00:42:38.000 So it's the same day as the presidential election.
00:42:41.000 The primary is in August.
00:42:43.000 And, you know, it's very interesting because Jack Dorsey had a policy where members, well, people running for Congress would be able to have verified Twitter accounts.
00:42:52.000 Well, Twitter literally changed their policy the day after I filed to make it so that you can only get a verified Twitter account after you win your primary.
00:43:02.000 Well, gee, that just, you know, what a coincidence that is.
00:43:05.000 Florida only happens to have the latest primary in the country out of all the states, their primary being in August of next year, 11 weeks from the general election.
00:43:14.000 So you can see that they're targeting me.
00:43:16.000 These people are very terrified of me.
00:43:18.000 I've already been successful with my litigation.
00:43:20.000 My antitrust lawsuit against Google, Apple, Facebook, and Twitter is headed to the D.C. Circuit Court of Appeals.
00:43:26.000 And big tech tried to get my appeal dismissed, and they were not successful.
00:43:31.000 My Facebook defamation case here in Palm Beach has already been moved forward and assigned to a judge, and it will be going to trial next year.
00:43:39.000 Facebook tried to get that case dismissed, and the judge said no.
00:43:43.000 So I'm taking these people on, and I'm going to win.
00:43:46.000 Not only am I going to win my lawsuits, but I will become a member of Congress with people's support, with your followers and your viewers and your subscribers' support.
00:43:54.000 And if you want to be a part of this historic effort to break up big tech and finally put a real representative and a real fighter for the silent majority in Congress, you can go to lauralumerforcongress.com, donate today, sign up to volunteer.
00:44:08.000 I'm not on social media, obviously, so you'll just have to sign up for my email updates.
00:44:12.000 Beautiful, Laura.
00:44:13.000 It was fun checking in with you.
00:44:14.000 Rock on.
00:44:16.000 Thanks, Gavin.
00:44:16.000 Thanks, Gavin.
00:44:26.000 How could you not like that song?
00:44:29.000 Maybe?
00:44:29.000 No, one.
00:44:30.000 Oh.
00:44:31.000 I could understand maybe if you're sort of a 14-year-old who only likes death metal and you think that's gay.
00:44:37.000 That's fine.
00:44:37.000 You're a young man.
00:44:38.000 Your testosterone is coursing through your veins like fire.
00:44:41.000 I get it that you don't like anything slow.
00:44:43.000 I was the same way.
00:44:44.000 I remember on the album I Against Die with Bad Brains, I would skip the needle over the song Secret 77 because it was too soft.
00:44:52.000 77, Secret 77.
00:44:56.000 I like that one.
00:44:59.000 Have mercy on the poor.
00:45:02.000 You could tell he was losing his mind even back then.
00:45:05.000 But being an adult, say over 20, how could you not love the Smiths?
00:45:12.000 Okay, let's take a second here to talk about black privilege.
00:45:18.000 I've noticed a lot of stories that don't fit the narrative instantly vanish into thin air.
00:45:24.000 And the common understanding with the judicial system is that blacks have it much worse than whites.
00:45:30.000 And this is based on the fact that more blacks are in jail than whites.
00:45:34.000 It's possible that blacks are committing more crimes than whites, and that's why they're there.
00:45:38.000 But then I've had arguments like this with people, informed people, who say, oh, yeah, what about gun laws?
00:45:43.000 You know, look, if a white guy with a gun gets caught, it's erased.
00:45:48.000 And if a black guy has a gun, he's looking at instantly five years.
00:45:52.000 And I looked into it and I didn't notice that.
00:45:54.000 I noticed there was a lot more gun charges with black people, but that doesn't mean that black people are being treated unfairly.
00:46:00.000 It just means in New York City, more black people have illegal guns than white people, which makes sense.
00:46:06.000 And we actually have a buddy, Clark Kemp, we call him.
00:46:09.000 I don't even know his real name.
00:46:12.000 And he was caught with a handgun in Brooklyn.
00:46:17.000 He was dating a girl.
00:46:19.000 He came home and she was cheating on him.
00:46:21.000 So he fought the guy.
00:46:22.000 She freaked out, called the cops.
00:46:24.000 The cops came over.
00:46:26.000 He said, he was hitting me.
00:46:28.000 And they go, they knew it was bullshit right away because the two guys were ripped to shreds and bleeding and she looked perfect.
00:46:34.000 And they go, these guys seem pretty messed up, but you seem like no one touched you.
00:46:39.000 It's almost like these guys were having a fight and you freaked out.
00:46:41.000 And she goes, okay, I just feel unsafe.
00:46:44.000 And they go, okay, well, we'll get rid of these guys.
00:46:47.000 Did either of them have anything that can hurt you?
00:46:49.000 And she goes, he's got a gun.
00:46:51.000 And he just goes, oh, shirk.
00:46:54.000 So they go to his car, they find the gun.
00:46:56.000 He gets, he was looking at five years and eventually gets down to a couple months.
00:47:04.000 No, I think it was four months he spent in Rikers.
00:47:07.000 We would visit him there pretty regularly.
00:47:10.000 And I asked the DA at the time, is that white privilege that he got away with four months instead of five years?
00:47:18.000 And he goes, actually, it was the opposite.
00:47:20.000 He said that statistically in the Bronx, for example, 80% of people caught with a handgun, first-time offenders, no record, they just get away with probation.
00:47:31.000 80%.
00:47:33.000 But in this case, he thinks the prosecution, he wasn't involved in the case, he thinks the prosecution was concerned that it would look like white privilege.
00:47:42.000 So what they do is so they don't get in shit for being too nice to the white guy, they overdo it and make sure he doesn't get away, even though it's a first-time offense, even though he was headed back to Hawaii.
00:47:53.000 He doesn't even live in Brooklyn.
00:47:56.000 Yeah, that reminds me of my greenhouse job when I worked at a greenhouse with all Mexicans.
00:48:01.000 They hated me.
00:48:02.000 They didn't hate me, but they had disdain because they thought I was getting treated better and paid better.
00:48:06.000 But my boss would go out of his way to treat me like, you know, worse in front of them.
00:48:14.000 So because that's his main crew.
00:48:15.000 So I got it on both ends.
00:48:18.000 Nice.
00:48:18.000 And were you just a better worker?
00:48:21.000 I was mediocre.
00:48:22.000 I mean, they definitely worked better.
00:48:24.000 Wait a minute.
00:48:25.000 So they'd work there longer.
00:48:27.000 So why do they think you got treated better?
00:48:29.000 Because I wasn't Mexican.
00:48:30.000 And I was also, my grandfather was a truck driver there.
00:48:33.000 He would do the deliveries for like the big trucks full of.
00:48:36.000 Sounds like they worked harder than you and you got treated better.
00:48:40.000 No, I did not.
00:48:42.000 Well, that's not a good story.
00:48:43.000 We need like concrete examples of you making your point.
00:48:46.000 You can't just say, I didn't.
00:48:51.000 I just know I didn't.
00:48:53.000 I just know.
00:48:53.000 Whatever, ho.
00:48:54.000 True dat.
00:48:55.000 Okay.
00:48:56.000 So I'm going to give us some examples of black privilege in the judicial system.
00:49:00.000 And I think it's a...
00:49:03.000 The examples I was just talking about could go back a long time.
00:49:07.000 But there's definitely a new thing going on in post-Trump era where you really want to bury stories that don't involve MAGA.
00:49:16.000 So we had a trans shooter, if you recall, a mass shooting that involved a trans student who was an anchor baby.
00:49:26.000 His parents were illegal.
00:49:28.000 He was born here.
00:49:29.000 He shot up a school.
00:49:31.000 How often did you hear about that?
00:49:34.000 How many articles were there about the trans shooter who shot up a school?
00:49:38.000 Was there any?
00:49:40.000 I don't remember any because it doesn't fit the narrative.
00:49:44.000 What was this?
00:49:44.000 Was the media silent about a Democrat transgender Colorado shooting suspect?
00:49:49.000 Yeah, Snopes is such shit.
00:49:51.000 It really is like terrible.
00:49:54.000 It's unknown whether the political leanings of purported gender identity of either suspect is relevant to the crime.
00:49:59.000 That's the answer.
00:50:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:50:01.000 It's unbelievably terrible.
00:50:02.000 Well, then don't pull it up.
00:50:03.000 Snopes has been debunked a million times.
00:50:05.000 Yeah, it's terrible.
00:50:08.000 Yeah, it was just totally ignored.
00:50:09.000 Or how about mentioning the fact that the Dayton shooter was Antifa?
00:50:15.000 How about getting into that story that he called Faith Goldie a Nazi and his politics were totally in lined with the alt left?
00:50:23.000 No one talked about the dangers of the alt-left and how it can lead to a mass shooting.
00:50:28.000 That was totally ignored.
00:50:32.000 Or maybe Antifa's first mass killer, and that's the New York Post, which is considered pretty right-wing.
00:50:37.000 Or what about the kid at the school who had a shirt that said smash the patriarchy, and then he got in a fight with cops who just told him to leave because he brought a gun to the school.
00:50:50.000 And as they were wrestling, he shot at the cops and they killed him.
00:50:54.000 Death by cop.
00:50:55.000 That was another example of an Antifa death.
00:50:58.000 No media reporting whatsoever.
00:51:00.000 But when they find someone like George Zimmerman, who's Peruvian, they go, white man murdered someone.
00:51:07.000 Or that other weird half-Filipino guy with the hair plugs, they make him white.
00:51:12.000 And they literally lighten him in photographs to make him look less, whatever he was, Pilipina?
00:51:21.000 It would be Pilipino, but yes.
00:51:23.000 Pilipino, yes, you're right.
00:51:26.000 How do you feel about the Pilipinos?
00:51:27.000 You guys, you Japanese people think they're below you, right?
00:51:30.000 Nah I think the Pilipinos are fine They just No, that's Pinocchios.
00:51:37.000 Oh, gotcha.
00:51:38.000 Okay.
00:51:39.000 They're my favorite kind of Asian.
00:51:40.000 Because they can drink and they're sort of like the Italians of Asia.
00:51:44.000 Speaking of Pinocchio, Jap pedos are my least favorite Asian.
00:51:51.000 That's got, I mean, come on.
00:51:52.000 It was fine.
00:51:53.000 I'm not a pun guy, though.
00:51:56.000 It was fine, but.
00:51:58.000 What are puns?
00:51:59.000 I mean, oh, you said The word to sound like a different word, but that's not what the word means.
00:52:03.000 Woo!
00:52:05.000 It's basically just using a word wrong.
00:52:07.000 If I want to hear words used wrong, I'll call Uber.
00:52:09.000 Listen to the guy talk on the way to the airport.
00:52:12.000 D'Angelo Parnell, 17, has been charged with nine counts of attempted murder after turning himself into police on Saturday morning, according to a spokesperson for the Mobile Police Department.
00:52:23.000 The mainstream media totally ignored, what did I say?
00:52:27.000 The mainstream media totally ignored this mass shooting at a football game because the shooter was black.
00:52:33.000 He shot at an entire crowd, injured 10 people.
00:52:36.000 Good thing he doesn't have good aim.
00:52:39.000 And this story died.
00:52:40.000 You got to go to InfoWars to hear about D'Angelo Parnell.
00:52:45.000 Where did this story go?
00:52:48.000 It's now, what are we?
00:52:49.000 It's almost September 11th.
00:52:52.000 Crazy.
00:52:53.000 We should do, I want to do a special for September 11th.
00:52:56.000 Special podcast.
00:52:58.000 And then we'll do the real podcast also on Thursday.
00:53:02.000 Maybe we'll do that today and then release it late tonight.
00:53:04.000 Okay.
00:53:05.000 I don't know.
00:53:06.000 Oh, it says tomorrow.
00:53:07.000 You're right.
00:53:08.000 Right.
00:53:09.000 Is it tomorrow?
00:53:10.000 Yeah.
00:53:11.000 Oh, yeah.
00:53:12.000 Oh, yeah.
00:53:13.000 Yeah, every year I get repissed and I watch stuff about it.
00:53:18.000 Oh, really?
00:53:19.000 Yep.
00:53:19.000 Every year I get rapists.
00:53:21.000 Oh, Jesus.
00:53:22.000 That's a pun, though.
00:53:23.000 It's different words that don't mean the thing, but sound like that's funny.
00:53:28.000 Or how about this other one?
00:53:30.000 35-year-old Celicia Hunt.
00:53:36.000 Her brother Mike has had a horrible time in grade school.
00:53:40.000 Law enforcement officials apprehended a suspect Friday for reportedly throwing a lit Molotov cocktail in the lobby of a U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services office in Florida.
00:53:51.000 She walked into the office, tossed a bottle of gasoline with a lit fuse.
00:53:56.000 The fuse, however, detached from the bottle before it could ignite.
00:53:59.000 No one was reported as injured.
00:54:01.000 How is that not a story everywhere?
00:54:03.000 Oh, because she wasn't wearing a MAGA hat.
00:54:06.000 Can you conceive of her wearing?
00:54:09.000 And you know what was funny?
00:54:10.000 The other guy that did get some publicity, the guy who went there to kill ICE members, that story was reported, but it was totally misreported.
00:54:20.000 That story was reported as sweet old man, member of the resistance, who died as a martyr trying to destroy an ICE truck so they couldn't round up illegals.
00:54:32.000 That's not true.
00:54:35.000 So much is going on here.
00:54:37.000 I met a guy at this burger joint last night in the Burbs.
00:54:40.000 I hadn't seen him in a while.
00:54:40.000 He used to be a DA.
00:54:42.000 And he said, I'm really sorry to hear about your boys.
00:54:44.000 That charge is insane.
00:54:45.000 And I go, in the trial, they say that I called Obama a monkey.
00:54:49.000 And that made it to the transcripts.
00:54:50.000 And he goes, yeah, I read that.
00:54:52.000 You didn't say that?
00:54:53.000 Can I sue the DA?
00:54:55.000 Like, my neighbors think I called Obama a monkey now.
00:54:58.000 Right.
00:55:03.000 And so it's fake news.
00:55:05.000 And fake news isn't just in the news.
00:55:07.000 It's in the courts.
00:55:08.000 And what happened with that sweet old man who was a man.
00:55:11.000 Brans Bronson.
00:55:13.000 Yeah.
00:55:13.000 Pull him up.
00:55:15.000 He went there.
00:55:16.000 He had tons of magazines for assault rifles.
00:55:21.000 He was going to empty them.
00:55:23.000 Cars don't need that.
00:55:24.000 So he had the bomb.
00:55:26.000 The bomb wasn't necessarily for the truck.
00:55:28.000 The bomb could have been for the actual ICE facility itself.
00:55:32.000 And why did he have so much ammunition?
00:55:34.000 He was going to shoot them as they finished the shift.
00:55:36.000 He just got out there too early.
00:55:39.000 And he missed the shift change.
00:55:41.000 If he got the shift change, and for some reason this facility is a gun-free zone.
00:55:45.000 That's disturbing.
00:55:45.000 Oh, go back up to that little...
00:55:47.000 Which one?
00:55:48.000 No, the plaque thing, the beautiful drawing with a little laurel below it.
00:55:52.000 Look at that.
00:55:53.000 Rest in power.
00:55:54.000 Apparently, Sean King, he scrubbed it off his Twitter or something, but he was scrolling.
00:56:00.000 He praised it.
00:56:01.000 That same group that he was on, I think they're called Redneck Revolt.
00:56:04.000 They were well praised by CNN.
00:56:06.000 And that guy with the frizzy hair who shot on Tucker, well, Ramos William, what the hell is his name?
00:56:12.000 The CNN guy who's got the Wraith Show.
00:56:16.000 He did a big puff piece on them.
00:56:17.000 Redneck Revolt.
00:56:21.000 So, yeah, they did report on that guy, but they turned it into a sweet old martyr.
00:56:25.000 That was a major mass killing that was avoided.
00:56:29.000 The fact that that man was killed, your sweet Antifa martyr, means that dozens of lives were saved.
00:56:36.000 This woman, Celicia Hunt, who threw a Molotov cocktail into the ICE facility, that also was dozens of lives of deaths avoided.
00:56:44.000 And then, of course, we have D'Angelo Parnell, who shot up the football game.
00:56:49.000 But here's another one.
00:56:51.000 Last one I'm going to do.
00:56:52.000 Remember that horrific video about two years ago where they took some MAGA supporter who was mentally disabled?
00:57:00.000 I think he was about 16.
00:57:02.000 And he was wearing a MAGA hat, God forbid.
00:57:05.000 And they took him into some apartment, brought him by the window, and beat the shit out of him, cut him, cut his shirt open, cut him till he was bleeding, beat and terrorized him, literally tortured him.
00:57:19.000 And they made him drink toilet water, too, right?
00:57:21.000 They tied him up.
00:57:22.000 So that's kidnapping.
00:57:23.000 They made him drink toilet water, made him say a whole bunch of crazy stuff.
00:57:27.000 Major felonies there.
00:57:29.000 Major felonies for everyone involved.
00:57:31.000 What are they facing?
00:57:35.000 Nothing.
00:57:36.000 Can you play?
00:57:38.000 Not one of these four should have got away with it.
00:57:40.000 Woman pleads guilty to hate crime in beating of disabled teen live on Facebook.
00:57:46.000 So she didn't just beat someone because they had different views than her.
00:57:49.000 She beat a mentally disabled man who had different views than her.
00:57:53.000 And what did she get away with?
00:57:54.000 Probation.
00:57:55.000 Let's just show some of that insane.
00:57:58.000 They can't show it on the news because it was too horrific.
00:58:02.000 What they said on that Facebook video.
00:58:04.000 Authorities saying tonight he was targeted because of his disability and his race.
00:58:09.000 ABC's Alex Perez in Chicago.
00:58:12.000 There was three components there.
00:58:14.000 Tonight, police are using this word reprehensible to describe this 30-minute video that was carried live on Facebook.
00:58:21.000 In the video, we are blurring the victim's face.
00:58:23.000 Authorities say an 18-year-old mentally challenged white man is targeted.
00:58:28.000 He can be seen cowering in a corner as he is assaulted by four young black adults.
00:58:33.000 Look out.
00:58:35.000 Tied up.
00:58:35.000 Bound and gagged, you can hear the victim being taunted and beaten, his scalp cut, police say, and the suspects using social media to show what they were doing as they were doing it.
00:58:50.000 Today, the four suspects charged with hate crimes.
00:58:53.000 Actions in that video are reprehensible.
00:58:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:59:00.000 So there's three components there.
00:59:02.000 Actually, there's four.
00:59:03.000 One, he was attacked because he was white.
00:59:05.000 Two, they didn't care that he was disabled.
00:59:07.000 That doesn't give him a pass.
00:59:09.000 Three, they attacked him because he was a MAGA supporter.
00:59:13.000 And four, imagine being so arrogant, so sure of yourself that you post that live on Facebook.
00:59:21.000 That's how sure you are that you're right and they're wrong and there's no such thing as ramifications.
00:59:26.000 Imagine living with that little discipline in your life.
00:59:29.000 That's the life without fathers.
00:59:30.000 And we know they didn't have dads.
00:59:33.000 The odds are three in four African Americans in America are born without dads.
00:59:38.000 So it's looking like at least three of those four.
00:59:42.000 And also, I think some of them did get charges.
00:59:47.000 So it's not like everyone got away with probation, but they all should have received felony charges.
00:59:54.000 If it was MAGA guys doing it to a disabled teen, I mean, they'd have hundreds of years in prison.
01:00:01.000 This looks like if they remade Dick Tracy, but they blackified it.
01:00:06.000 Like, these are the villains.
01:00:08.000 That's nice.
01:00:09.000 It's a motley crew.
01:00:11.000 All right.
01:00:13.000 Let's lighten things up with the mailbag, shall we?
01:00:15.000 Okay, we shall.
01:00:16.000 I didn't give you much warning, but you should know by the notes that we're running time.
01:00:20.000 Look how cheap I am.
01:00:20.000 We're out of ink, so all my notes are in orange.
01:00:23.000 Aren't you glad?
01:00:24.000 Honor, Mike.
01:00:26.000 Ryan, shut up.
01:00:28.000 You don't have a dad.
01:00:30.000 Let's turn our eyes together and sail back.
01:00:36.000 Let me touch it.
01:00:40.000 This is a letter from Mike.
01:00:42.000 Myself, a friend of mine, are speaking at a conference in New Jersey on Friday and Saturday.
01:00:46.000 We're wondering, or we're planning arriving in New York City.
01:00:49.000 He's bringing his son.
01:00:51.000 I think that's great, but I'm obviously going to be a third wheel, so I'm just planning on bowing out and spending the day by myself, seeing cool things.
01:00:57.000 I think this guy's British.
01:01:00.000 Drinking good coffee, eating good food, and drinking great beer.
01:01:03.000 Where would you recommend that I go?
01:01:05.000 Is there a neighborhood where I can do all four of those things at once?
01:01:08.000 Thanks, Gavin.
01:01:09.000 Mike.
01:01:11.000 What am I, a fucking tour guide?
01:01:14.000 We're not friends, viewers of the show.
01:01:18.000 I don't understand this rapport we have with our viewers.
01:01:22.000 Maybe it's like a punk thing that started with the clash where you could just go and all be part of a group.
01:01:27.000 I'm not punk anymore.
01:01:28.000 We're not part of the same group.
01:01:30.000 We both have a lot in common.
01:01:32.000 And yeah, there's a free speech movement going on.
01:01:34.000 That doesn't mean you can just email me for touring tips.
01:01:37.000 I'll be your friend.
01:01:38.000 I'll help you.
01:01:39.000 I'll be your friend.
01:01:40.000 I'll help you.
01:01:41.000 I'll help you.
01:01:42.000 Okay, you tell him what?
01:01:43.000 All right.
01:01:44.000 Well, I'll respond to them on my mailbag pilot.
01:01:48.000 No, tell him now.
01:01:49.000 Okay.
01:01:50.000 What should he do in New York City?
01:01:51.000 First, go to the Strange Love Bar.
01:01:53.000 That's our top Proud Boys mega bar.
01:01:55.000 Definitely the Strange Love Bar.
01:01:56.000 But that's on 53rd and 3rd, where there's not much to do.
01:01:59.000 Yeah.
01:01:59.000 It's a weird, crazy little strip, 53rd and 3rd, 3rd I'm talking about, where there's tons of bars and nightlife and there's projects and rich people.
01:02:08.000 It's like New York just for one block.
01:02:11.000 And then it's back to Midtown office buildings all around that.
01:02:14.000 It's an island of old school New York in a sea of corporate buildings.
01:02:18.000 So unless you're already around there, you wouldn't want to do that.
01:02:21.000 I love Bryant Park.
01:02:22.000 It's the only privately run park in the city.
01:02:25.000 Central Park, of course, requires a promenade, a nice walk, get on the boat.
01:02:29.000 It's kind of weird to go by yourself on a boat.
01:02:31.000 But if you're meandering, I'm not allowed to do this even though I created it, but I created a place in Brooklyn called Williamsburg.
01:02:40.000 When I moved Vice there, it was a dangerous shithole full of crackheads, and we slowly gentrified it, built it up, brought in the gays, made it the hipster spot, and now it's a fantastic place.
01:02:50.000 And it sort of spreads all the way to East Williamsburg, which is Bushwick.
01:02:54.000 You don't want to go too far, by the way, east, or you'll end up in East New York.
01:02:58.000 But Williamsburg, you get off the train, the L train at Bedford, and just wander around.
01:03:03.000 Sort of go and consent.
01:03:07.000 Concicular?
01:03:08.000 Concentric?
01:03:09.000 Circular?
01:03:12.000 Concentrically away from the Bedford stop.
01:03:15.000 And you'll see all kinds of cool bars and venues.
01:03:18.000 And it's crime-free.
01:03:19.000 It's sort of like the 80s East Village, Sans, Kraken, Heroin.
01:03:23.000 And the fucking chicks are all smoke shows without exceptions.
01:03:28.000 In fact, when I lived there, I only left there a few years ago.
01:03:32.000 I was pushing for Sharia Law in that area because the girls were too hot and it was distracting.
01:03:37.000 Besides that, there's the East Village, Lower East Side, and that's about it.
01:03:42.000 Right?
01:03:44.000 Well, I mean, if you're, if you're, let's say you go to Strange Love, right?
01:03:49.000 Right next to it, not too far, a couple blocks up.
01:03:52.000 You can go on the, I like free stuff, but it's also like kind of like a ride.
01:03:56.000 So you go to the Roosevelt, the Roosevelt Island, like little tram.
01:04:01.000 Tram?
01:04:01.000 Yeah, it's nice to see a shithole like Roosevelt Island.
01:04:04.000 Roosevelt Island's a shithole.
01:04:05.000 You come right back.
01:04:06.000 And then here's another thing.
01:04:06.000 Well, you drink before you do this.
01:04:07.000 So you drink at Strange Love, and then you come back.
01:04:10.000 Now you're a little tit.
01:04:11.000 And then you go to Battery Park, Lower Manhattan.
01:04:13.000 They've got a nice view there.
01:04:14.000 And then you take the Staten Island Ferry, and it's another nice thing.
01:04:17.000 It gives you Statue of Liberty for free.
01:04:20.000 You know what I did the first time I took the Staten Island Ferry when I first moved here?
01:04:22.000 Me and who's now my wife, my girlfriend at the time, we hid as stowaways so the ticket collectors couldn't catch us.
01:04:29.000 And then he parks at Staten Island, and they empty the whole thing, and we're like around a corner, and the ticket collector finally catches us because I'm peeking out, and he goes, what are you doing?
01:04:40.000 And I go, oh, shit.
01:04:42.000 Hey.
01:04:43.000 And he goes, you know, this is free, right?
01:04:48.000 Oh, all right.
01:04:49.000 Good to know.
01:04:49.000 Nice view, though, right?
01:04:50.000 I can crawl out from under this bench.
01:04:52.000 That's hilarious.
01:04:55.000 Yeah, but so.
01:04:56.000 But don't do that.
01:04:57.000 53 and 3rd is boring.
01:04:58.000 Lower Manhattan is kind of cool in the day.
01:04:59.000 There's that weird new bronze-looking honeycomb thing.
01:05:02.000 Oh, what about the long walk that they opened up recently around the West Village?
01:05:09.000 What's it called?
01:05:09.000 The Long Mile?
01:05:11.000 No.
01:05:11.000 The High Line?
01:05:12.000 The High Line.
01:05:13.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:05:14.000 That's around the same area where the Honeycomb is, too.
01:05:16.000 No, the Honeycomb is way south, Manhattan.
01:05:18.000 No, no, no.
01:05:19.000 We went through this.
01:05:19.000 Oh, we fought about this.
01:05:20.000 Yes.
01:05:21.000 It wasn't a fight.
01:05:22.000 It was a victory on my end, and it was brutal.
01:05:26.000 We had a fight, and you won.
01:05:27.000 That's fine.
01:05:28.000 No, it wasn't a fight.
01:05:29.000 Shut up.
01:05:30.000 It was pummeling.
01:05:32.000 So there, Mike, you got your answer.
01:05:33.000 And from now on, if anyone asks that, just go to this clip.
01:05:36.000 We're not friends.
01:05:38.000 It's like the guy from Australia who said, if you want to save any kind of credibility, you'll explain to me how I get my tickets back.
01:05:45.000 I've got 300, with all the different social media I still have, YouTube, Parlor, Telegram, I have about half a million subscribers.
01:05:54.000 And before that, I had half a million on Twitter and whatever on Instagram and all that, another 100,000.
01:06:01.000 So the fact that someone with like a million people who are familiar with them, at least a million people follow me or are familiar with my stuff, I don't talk to a million people.
01:06:10.000 Can you imagine talking to a million people?
01:06:13.000 I have a question.
01:06:14.000 I want to get a good burrito.
01:06:15.000 What do you think, Chipotle?
01:06:17.000 I have a question.
01:06:18.000 I got another one.
01:06:20.000 Oh, actually, we'll just read it here.
01:06:22.000 I included it.
01:06:23.000 Hello, Gavin.
01:06:24.000 This is from some dude named Brian.
01:06:27.000 I stuck up for you in my college class when my teacher said white supremacy is alive and well in America.
01:06:33.000 Look at the Proud Boys.
01:06:34.000 Now, this is different.
01:06:35.000 The first guy's asking me for tourism tips.
01:06:36.000 This guy's telling a story that's relevant to our show.
01:06:40.000 So that's a different type of letter.
01:06:41.000 This is a great letter.
01:06:42.000 And to be clear, his professor used Proud Boys as proof that white supremacy is alive and well.
01:06:48.000 They love the term alive and well when it comes to racism.
01:06:52.000 Jim Goad over at Tacky Mag did a whole article on how often they say alive and well.
01:06:58.000 It's almost like it's become inseparable from racism.
01:07:02.000 Like the word profusely.
01:07:04.000 People sometimes say sweating profusely, but they usually say bleeding profusely.
01:07:09.000 But no one says like crying profusely.
01:07:11.000 So profusely is sort of in an arranged marriage with sweating and bleeding, and you don't really see it anywhere else.
01:07:17.000 Alive and well is pretty much racism's bitch and it can't be used for anything else.
01:07:22.000 No one says women's lacrosse is alive and well in Alaska.
01:07:28.000 I had to stick up for you.
01:07:29.000 So I said that you are married to a Native American.
01:07:31.000 You used to fight Nazi skinheads and the Proud Boys are a multiracial group.
01:07:36.000 I mean the last one is only the only truly relevant one out of all that.
01:07:40.000 My teacher laughed at me along with the rest of the class.
01:07:45.000 And he told me that the Bolshevik communists used to fight Menshevik communists in Russia during the 1910s.
01:07:53.000 So it doesn't mean shit if you were fighting Nazis because you seem like one yourself.
01:07:57.000 Oh, I see.
01:07:58.000 So communists used to fight communists.
01:07:59.000 Muslims fight Muslims.
01:08:00.000 So the fact that I used to fight Nazis means I could still be a Nazi.
01:08:05.000 Okay.
01:08:06.000 That's fair, actually.
01:08:07.000 Like that was infighting or something.
01:08:09.000 Yeah.
01:08:10.000 At that point, there was no reasoning with them and I accepted that the world ended in 2012 and everything since then has been a simulated clown world.
01:08:19.000 No, the real evidence here is the multiracial group.
01:08:23.000 How the hell the left got away with portraying blacks as members of a white supremacist group boggles the mind.
01:08:31.000 And I'm sorry to repeat myself, but I always say to these journalists, there's your story.
01:08:37.000 Interview these black white supremacists.
01:08:40.000 What do they do?
01:08:41.000 When the conversation starts having too many N-words, do they go to the separate part of the bar and just wait it out?
01:08:46.000 Are these are the most masochistic?
01:08:48.000 That's basically like a BDSM club now.
01:08:50.000 They're masochists who like abuse.
01:08:52.000 Do they also get on all fours and become tables and the white supremacists rest their beer on their backs?
01:08:58.000 What world have you created in your silly fairy land?
01:09:03.000 He also adds this addendum where he says, F you and your advice.
01:09:06.000 I guess he doesn't want to appear too sycophantic.
01:09:08.000 He says, I went three days without using shampoo and my dandruff was so bad, it looked like someone sprinkled a teaspoon of flour all over my head.
01:09:14.000 Not to mention the oil and acne on my scalp made me look like a homeless man with maple syrup stuck to his hair.
01:09:22.000 You've got to give it some time.
01:09:23.000 You have been drying out your scalp with shampoo.
01:09:26.000 And someone else asked about this.
01:09:27.000 They said, you said never put soap in your hair.
01:09:29.000 Do you mean shampoo?
01:09:30.000 Yes.
01:09:30.000 Don't put anything in your hair when you're in the shower.
01:09:33.000 I put Razak in my hair like brill cream.
01:09:36.000 But as far as in the shower to wash it, don't use any shampoo, any conditioner, nothing.
01:09:40.000 It makes you bald.
01:09:41.000 Now, yes, you might find you're a little greasy when you first start it and maybe a little dandruffy.
01:09:46.000 That's because your body's readjusting.
01:09:48.000 Eventually, the dandruff will stop and your body will stop producing so much grease.
01:09:52.000 It's producing so much grease because you were drying it out on a daily basis with your stupid shampoo and conditioner.
01:09:58.000 You're a slave to shampoo.
01:10:00.000 I just use water.
01:10:02.000 Water, baby.
01:10:03.000 What are you looking at?
01:10:05.000 Oh, what a big man you are.
01:10:08.000 Hey, let me buy you a pack of gum.
01:10:09.000 I'll show you how to chew it.
01:10:12.000 An Al Pacino soundboard?
01:10:14.000 So you've been waiting for the right moment to use your Al Pacino soundboard.
01:10:18.000 And you said F you to seem like a fan?
01:10:20.000 And then I was going to go, fuck you two.
01:10:23.000 But there wasn't enough time.
01:10:26.000 It's amazing when you listen to Howard Stern how fast Fred is on the soundboard.
01:10:32.000 That was fast.
01:10:32.000 I want to see his soundboard.
01:10:34.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:10:34.000 No, really.
01:10:36.000 Finally, this very verbose writer writes in, and while criticizing me in my show and my fact-checking, he says, you said Corey Booker grew up privileged.
01:10:47.000 True.
01:10:48.000 But you're ignoring the fact that he voluntarily lived in the shittiest part of Newark, New Jersey for eight years to see what it was like to live as a low-income American.
01:10:58.000 Did he now?
01:11:00.000 Corey Booker lived in Newark in one of the most crime-ridden shitholes in the Northeast where it's totally normal to see someone get shot in the head.
01:11:10.000 You think a rich kid like Corey Booker would live in Newark for more than maybe eight minutes?
01:11:17.000 Corey Booker lived in Newark about as much as Bill Clinton went to his famed Harlem office.
01:11:24.000 I bet you Bill Clinton has been to his famed Harlem office, I'm going to say three times.
01:11:32.000 So Daily Caller actually went there to research this.
01:11:35.000 Don't play the first video.
01:11:36.000 That's about Whitney Houston's daughter.
01:11:38.000 But that video, yeah.
01:11:40.000 Let's see how often, and actually, let's talk to Corey Booker's neighbors about their neighbor Corey, who's always coming over with potluck.
01:11:48.000 And hey, can I borrow a light bulb?
01:11:51.000 He's a real pillar of the community over there in Newark.
01:11:54.000 Candidacy to be New Jersey's next United States Senator.
01:12:00.000 The reality is I lived in a very tough neighborhood.
01:12:02.000 I moved into the place sector of our city with the most shootings.
01:12:05.000 It ain't like he's here because he ain't never here.
01:12:07.000 Corey is never here.
01:12:09.000 Where does Booker live?
01:12:11.000 Well, I know he don't live on Hawthorne because when I did the 2010 census and I knocked on the door and asked, you know, introduce myself as the censor taker, I was told by the officers that that was a police station.
01:12:25.000 You can't possibly live in a police station.
01:12:28.000 Yeah, does he still live here?
01:12:29.000 He never did.
01:12:30.000 He never did?
01:12:31.000 No.
01:12:31.000 Why did he say he did live here?
01:12:33.000 The security guards live here.
01:12:35.000 Are you a tenant?
01:12:37.000 No, I'm one of the security.
01:12:39.000 The security guards?
01:12:41.000 So he's yelling it out from the window.
01:12:43.000 We've made real progress.
01:12:45.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.
01:12:47.000 I never thought of this.
01:12:48.000 Those detectives don't live there.
01:12:50.000 People have been to his house, knocked on his door, say it's really sparse, like a mattress on the floor kind of thing.
01:12:56.000 So I don't think the detectives even live there.
01:12:59.000 I think the detectives are paid to occupy that space just so there's, you know, someone picking up the mail and doing stupid crap like that and walking in with a six pack of beer so it looks lived in.
01:13:11.000 Who's paying for that?
01:13:13.000 I bet it goes under the budget of a security detail.
01:13:17.000 So I'll bet you anything, New Jersey taxpayers are literally paying for this lie.
01:13:26.000 What a joke.
01:13:27.000 What a scam artist.
01:13:28.000 His parents are hardworking black IBM executives who busted their ass their whole lives and made the Booker name what it is today.
01:13:36.000 And he's just flushing it down the toilet.
01:13:38.000 His parents must be deeply ashamed of their lying piece of shit, son.
01:13:46.000 We've raised the quality of life.
01:13:48.000 Did he do anything else for the city or not?
01:13:50.000 No.
01:13:51.000 He has hurt African Americans in this city worse than anyone else.
01:13:54.000 Coolibo does not let him.
01:13:56.000 Only his bodyguards live in.
01:13:57.000 Why did he say he lived there?
01:13:59.000 To tell the people in North Day.
01:14:02.000 To just keep doing stuff.
01:14:04.000 When I took office, people said we couldn't get crime rates down, but today is that folders or records?
01:14:11.000 It doesn't look like folders.
01:14:12.000 No, they're all the exact same size.
01:14:14.000 Those look like LPs.
01:14:16.000 Maybe.
01:14:17.000 Is he at a radio station?
01:14:18.000 People said we couldn't get crime rates down, but today the streets are safer.
01:14:23.000 He supposed to stop the violence in Newark, but he don't.
01:14:25.000 Everything is all the time.
01:14:28.000 But you know what they're called?
01:14:29.000 A robbery, theft.
01:14:31.000 These people are losing their grandchildren, their children on these streets out here.
01:14:34.000 But crime is still down.
01:14:36.000 No, it's not.
01:14:37.000 In Newark, we brought everybody together.
01:14:40.000 He has divided this community.
01:14:42.000 He has divided the Latinos and the black community.
01:14:44.000 This was the experience I've had as a leader in Newark.
01:14:48.000 It is the unique experience I will bring to Washington.
01:14:51.000 Democrats are not the one to Corby Booker.
01:14:53.000 Isn't it funny?
01:14:55.000 Like right out of a comedy sketch when he says, it's the unique experience I will be bringing to Washington.
01:15:01.000 And then he has to wipe his brow with sweat.
01:15:03.000 That's what I always do when I'm pretending to be a liar.
01:15:05.000 I wipe my brow.
01:15:07.000 All right, we're out of time.
01:15:09.000 We've had a very full show.
01:15:11.000 We've learned a lot.
01:15:13.000 But I think while shitting on Newark, I should also make a point of shitting on Brooklyn.
01:15:19.000 And I plugged it with Williamsburg.
01:15:21.000 But there's a lot of Brooklyn that absolutely sucks and produces human garbage.
01:15:26.000 Like this guy, for example, the rapper Sub Oxone, who I believe has a tattooed beard?
01:15:34.000 I hope not.
01:15:35.000 I think he does.
01:15:38.000 This is our final going out video.
01:15:42.000 This is definitely someone from Rikers.
01:15:46.000 In my opinion.
01:15:48.000 So he's tattooed his eyelids.
01:15:54.000 What's the music coming from?
01:15:55.000 A different phone?
01:15:57.000 Yeah, or a computer maybe thing?
01:16:03.000 Young niggas.
01:16:03.000 I forgiving the way they gonna come tighten up your shit.
01:16:06.000 I ain't playing around with this bitch, bro.
01:16:07.000 You better get your gifts.
01:16:08.000 You need my DMs.
01:16:10.000 I'ma give it a dick.
01:16:11.000 You gonna really be sick.
01:16:12.000 Fuck you mean I'm sliding around in trapping room with sticks.
01:16:15.000 What you talking about?
01:16:16.000 Got some niggas on my pay, bro.
01:16:18.000 They killed a whole family, nigga.
01:16:20.000 I don't even know.
01:16:20.000 Cops ain't coming around here.
01:16:22.000 I got to come down.
01:16:23.000 They killed a whole family, nigga.
01:16:25.000 I don't even know.
01:16:27.000 Thanks for is his beard tattooed on?
01:16:30.000 I don't think you can shave something that thin.
01:16:33.000 What the fuck was that?
01:16:35.000 Yeah, what you talking about, nigga?
01:16:37.000 Niggas talking about dope.
01:16:38.000 They ain't never seen the fake.
01:16:40.000 All you scares I move the whole slab, but the fuck you talking about.
01:16:43.000 That's your 30 seconds.
01:16:46.000 That was really good.
01:16:47.000 Thank you, suboxone, for that little piece of New York culture.
01:16:51.000 Suboxone should be subhumone.