S02E58 - RIP RIC
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1 hour and 12 minutes
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Summary
Weezer producer Rick Okasich has died at the age of 80, and the world is in shock. We ve all heard of him, but few of us know that he was also responsible for one of the most influential albums of the 80s, "Bad Brains." Also, Amber Heard and Johnny Depp are in trouble.
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And it's amazing that Rick Okasich was also taking this new wave of music, hardcore, and helping pioneer the sound when he really pioneered the sound of the 80s.
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Rick Okasich died over the weekend, the singer, producer, musical genius extraordinaire behind the cars.
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And few people know that he was a successful producer in his own right.
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He produced Weezer, but he produced one of the Bad Brains' greatest albums.
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It's amazing the quality of the producers they had.
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Ron St. Germain is like the, he's a German dude, biggest producer of all time.
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I think they were really pushing for Bad Brains to go mainstream.
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And maybe they would have in a slightly different era.
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If it was grunge and, you know, we had Spoon Man, then America would have been able to handle it.
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Don't I look like Doug Stanhope if he had more than two nickels to rub together?
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Hey, Doug, when you actually get tailored shirts and you shop at somewhere other than the Salvation Army, you can look pretty good with the always sunny look.
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Every time I see him, I just want to grab an aspirin.
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It doesn't have to be, just because it's retro and used, doesn't mean it's from David Burns' video where he might find himself.
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They started out so pretty and he's just drank her to death.
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Amber Heard has a lawsuit or had a lawsuit against him?
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That was a hit movie I was in with Christopher Walken.
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So there's pictures of Amber Heard and I like holding each other in a loving embrace that you're furiously trying to dig up.
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I remember when I was in an 80s hardcore cover band, and we would try to cover the bad brains.
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Amber Heard's still beaming after her celebrity.
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See if you can click on that without the computer exploding.
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Yeah, so the link would bring me to an entertainment site.
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No, it's a picture of my Instagram, you retarded fuckwad.
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Yeah, it's not going to lead to your actual gram.
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God, I was talking to my son the other day, the six-year-old, and I was telling him, he goes, I always bitched to all my kids about not getting the $6 million man when I was a kid.
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Obviously, because you have two different lists.
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You have your Santa list, and then you have the list.
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Yeah, but if you put it on your Santa list, you definitely would have got it.
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And then if mom, if Nana got it for you, then you'd have two.
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And if someone came over to play, then you'd each have your own guy.
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What you have to do is fake a sneeze right there.
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Yeah, but you do it confidently like, well, hold on, I got to cease.
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I don't want to make Mrs. Claus jealous, but I think I blew Santa on the weekend.
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But let's take a little look at this Rick, because I want to talk about Rick Okasig for a sec.
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He was such an incredible innovator, and Rock-for-Let is such an underrated album.
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I think Rick OKasic allowed these guys to be weird because they got into hardcore via jazz and stuff.
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And then, so he said, I like that you're weird.
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And he had a rule in his house that you could not leave your particular room.
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They had two or three huge albums with like, I'm going to say 20 top five hits.
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But you weren't allowed to leave your bedroom after 11 p.m.
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My theory is he wanted to get that fucking wig off.
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Look how sad he is with his wig on and his fake eyebrows.
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Wait, why does he sort of have flood flintstone stubble on his face?
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He seems to have a slight five o'clock shadow here.
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Because that guy, his pubes look like a baby's.
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I know you guys don't love hardcore as much as I do, but let's just hear.
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they were really into PMA All right, that's enough.
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I'm hearing it through your ears, viewers at home, and I'm not impressed with my own musical taste.
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That was all about some book, some self-help book that they got about having a positive mental attitude.
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I looked it up once and I bought it, and it sucked.
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It was really self-well, like all self-help books.
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You read them and you go, this is probably pretty good for losers.
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The description is some commenters are not displaying a positive mental attitude, so I've disabled comments from Al Cave books.
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Yeah, so today we lament the loss of the great Rick Okasich, a man who defined Bad Brains, which pretty well defined hardcore.
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Hardcore started in the early 80s, so he was there with Bad Brains, making the sound correct and allowing it to be weird and innovative.
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But also in pop music, he was an incredible innovator.
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And we're never going to talk about the cars ever again.
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But no, his dad worked in telecom for the CIA, whatever that means.
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And so he was visiting Glasgow and I was, and he was about five years older than me.
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I still hang out with him now, but now he's a fat drunk and we're the same.
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But back then when I was a kid, he was the coolest guy in the world.
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He was obsessed with hot chicks and would marry and date models.
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My wife got this book about all these 80s movies like Animal House and Hard Bodies and Fast Times at Ridgemont High and that sort of era of movies.
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And every movie poster had an incredibly hot chick in a bathing suit and it would say the name of the movie like Hard Bodies on her actual body.
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When we say make America great again, that's what we're talking about.
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When you could be horny, when women could be hot, when Hooters was a cool place to go to.
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Before the fat, ugly bitches took over and ruined everything.
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I guess she got sick of having to be in her bedroom at 11 p.m.
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So fucking Rick could air out his golf ball head.
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this sounds old hat now but in night in the early 80s this was a new sound It's kind of weird to listen to music on this show, isn't it?
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They're definitely aesthetically pleasing, but the accent would drive me besonkers.
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They're really into machismo, which I'm fine with.
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What, you can't drink hot vodka in the middle of July in the park while wearing a snowsuit?
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That video he did, it was the first, yeah, this was the first video to use computer graphics.
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It doesn't look very advanced right now, but this was like the first digital effects company in the world.
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they were doing commercials for the National Enquirer, and he just had the balls to hire them.
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Maybe people with alopecia are more adventurous.
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Why would you be ogling her with her towel when you just saw her entire vagina and butthole?
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I think this is like the nerdiest band a band could get.
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I know we got mad at Ryan for saying what songs he likes.
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You never say invented in music because there's always like that sex and drugs on injury guy.
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But he definitely popularized it in American pop.
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But another band Rick O'Kasich produced and did an incredible job on was the Blue album by Weezer.
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This is chemical romance coming out and singing My Name is Jonas with Weezer.
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It came from Dag Nasty and these DC bands that were really emotional.
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Probably because they didn't do drugs or drink.
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He's a rich kid, the children of artists, hippie-dippy types.
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Yeah, yeah, click on that picture right above my head.
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That's him in the middle with the giant, giant between two ferns here.
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So in the midst of all this grunge culture, he dressed up as a geek and that became kind of part of this self-deprecating, shoe-gazing, indie rock thing.
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Where you're like, I'm a creep, I'm a weirdo, I'm a nerd, I'm a nothing.
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But do you have a better version of My Name is Jonas?
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almost a symphonic, kind of like a wall of sound.
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The thing I'm getting at here is there's these sort of musical prodigies, and they're not just in classical music.
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They'll be in pop, and they'll pioneer a whole type of music.
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Then they'll produce, and you'll hear their talent in their production.
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And then they'll be in like 10 totally different bands, and you'll hear this incredibly talent everywhere.
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And if they were adopted by some peasant Mexican family in Guatemala, they would still come up with this amazing music.
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It's almost like there's a secret cabal where they can hear each other magically through the airways.
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So there's a song called Mañana by Desperacitos.
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But you can hear the same sort of Ricochet-sick Weezer symphony in this song.
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Weight of the vocals come in, just like HR with Bad Brink.
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I had a fantasy for this video where I'm the singer, of course.
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And I'm singing, but I keep, people keep coming up on the stage and beating the shit out of me.
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And I get up and I'm covered in blood, but I keep making it back to the mic, like crawling back to the mic, despite being knocked out and attacked.
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But I just keep finishing the song and like my ties are all ripped, my jacket's ripped, and I'm near death by the end.
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Water, water, water Take each other We will spend our company Like air and water We will spread, we will cover the earth like air and water.
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When my kids are playing pool or something and something goes wrong, they go, oh, that was a glitch.
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He also, when Electro Clash was big, it was sort of like an 80s revival.
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And then of course he had Bright Eyes, which is me.
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He'd probably be furious to know that I deeply respect him and was playing him on the show.
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By the way, when lesbians have dreads, they're not really lesbians.
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She's a supernormal chick, and she's looking for something weird, so she dates him, and he's just happy to have a pretty girl.
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A lot of chicks liking their boyfriends more than their boyfriends like them.
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She's thinking of all the crazy shit she did with her butt back in the 60s.
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I really put some mileage on that old tutor of mine.
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All right, last thing we're going to talk about in New York.
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I mean, for music, because it's been a long music intro.
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Weezer, the blue album, also had that song Buddy Holly, where Spike Jones did an awesome video where he took Happy Days footage and stuck Weezer in it.
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I remember when I was a kid, I'd have a fonts shirt I'd wore every day and it had the fonts like this, and it said, Hey, sit on it.
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Which implies he's going to stick his thumb up your ass.
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It must imply sitting on something that's invasive.
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So I think he means, I'm going to stick my thumb up your ass if you don't shut up.
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I'd love to present Kenosha, Wisconsin's own Weezer.
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And then, so they use Happy Days footage to make it look like they're there.
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But then the Fonz shows up and he does this weird Spanish conquistador dance.
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And I remember as a kid seeing the Fons do that and go, that's the most badass dance.
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And he dances like a weird sexy woman wearing red, you know, castanet fucking shoes.
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This is back in the 80s when pig noses were big.
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That oompa oompa, but what's the little dancy, little prancy this thing?
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But there's a little weird sachet thing he was doing there that for some reason, all of America went, yep, that's pretty cool.
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This is the 50s, and Susie Quattro comes out with a full-body leather suit.
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People must be going, what the fuck is this chick?
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Speaking of gay and fag and chink and don't do it.
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I'm not friends with him, but we travel in the same circles.
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And you sit in a room 12, 13 hours a day, write sketches that get flushed down the toilet, you get abused.
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But for some reason, it is coveted in New York as the ultimate gig, besides SNL cast member, but that's a pipe dream.
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So all these loser, stand-up, open-mic guys and bloggers and creative types, these lazy dorks who took social studies and speech pathology at NYU, their goal in life is to be an SNL writer.
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Then they can get married and go work at their dad's farm, whatever.
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So because it is the Academy Award of Job Opportunities, they want it to go to people of color, Oscar So White.
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Now SNL has capitulated in the past and they said, okay, we'll stop hiring based on funny and we'll just hire based on race.
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So they hired Leslie Jones and some other black chick all at once when they got in shit for.
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God, what did they get in shit for before Leslie Jones?
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She was a human apology that Lauren Michaels did.
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I can't remember what the controversy was, but they got in trouble for being Oscar so white.
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So they started giving their Oscars non-whites.
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Did it have anything to do with Keenan and how he was like never in any sketches?
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Unless you have something profound to say, zip it.
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When you're positive about something, I remember Leslie Jones and some other girl, they did a slew of affirmative action.
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And I think Lauren Michael said, okay, can I actually hire based on funny just once, please, to get my funniness up?
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So they hired a white male and everyone poured through all his podcasts and his stand-up and his tweets and everything he's ever done.
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So these jealous bitches are tripping over themselves to sabotage this guy's career.
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So go back to the beginning of this because I really like this.
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They just built one fucked up looking building, and people were like, Just pause.
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So I guess they're talking about Philly, the Chinatown in Philly.
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And he goes, it's really, because maybe he hadn't seen it in a while.
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I don't know if you've ever been privy to conversations among friends, but you use this kind of slang.
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No one goes up to a Chinese person and calls them a chink.
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But when you're with your Asian friend of three years, you say, and he's in trouble for something, you might say, yeah, you got to watch it with the chinks.
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They want those people to exist so bad, the guys banging the tables, saying, these goddamn Negroes.
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So they take jokes from a cool, funny guy and they go, he secretly thinks Asians are human garbage.
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Well, they built these fucking, like, huge Shanghai houses.
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Like you said, they just put up one window and then someone's like, what are all these chinks doing here?
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He's not sitting there on a podium saying, there's way too many chinks in China.
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Of course, someone's going to take this and just edit the chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, chink, chinks.
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They're doing the area's perception of Chinatown exploding in whatever area they're talking about.
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It's not a Netflix special, but it's two guys riffing over a podcast.
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Get those ducks out of the window is pretty damn funny.
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And it's obviously not him saying, I don't want ducks in windows.
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And again, when you really get into it, and you shouldn't get into it because it's just people riffing, when you really get into it, you hear guys talking to each other.
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Shane doesn't want the ducks out of the window.
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By the way, I'm pissed off you're making me overanalyze this stupid throwaway joke.
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The guy, the local, the guy who lives near Chinatown is saying, get those goddamn ducks out of the window.
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And they're making fake people, crazy people, to make this absurd scenario funnier, funnier.
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The people who are criticizing these people have never had a threesome.
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In other words, they have not experienced life.
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I'm not saying cocaine is good, but I'm saying people who have never tried it tend to be losers.
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You go in, there's like one person eating every white idiots like me are down there.
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They invented a fucking chemical to put in their food to make it dericous, dude.
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You can see Shane starting to pussy out of this joke because he knows it's going to come up and haunt him one day, and it did.
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They're trying to make sure he doesn't get this awesome gig, which is not that awesome of a gig.
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It's like getting a job on the railroads on I Am Track.
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Dude, you will fucking go home so sore from swinging that sledgehammer all day underneath the ground, boiling alive in the summer and freezing your fucking balls off in the winter.
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Half the people bitching here wouldn't last a week as an SNL writer.
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It's never the job like Bill Hayter, you look at, you know, Amy Schumer, not Amy Schumer, but all these writers, they jumped on to do other things.
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Bob Odenkirk wrote for SNL, and they never used one of his sketches, and then he ended up having his own career.
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I mean, Better Call Saul is the best thing that ever happened to him.
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It was not, I think there's this myth of like building blocks.
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Cool, they made up to fuck your body up and noodles.
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We got in there and we sat down and baby girl was like, I'm so excited for neuters.
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And so him and his girlfriend have a jokey way of talking about noodles and they're excited to eat neuters.
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By the way, the whole previous joke about how Chinese, first of all, I hate China too.
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You said something that sounded like, hey, Siri in German.
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So it's a totally valid argument to say you hate China.
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You know what they do to journalists who say they're against police brutality?
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You know how many Muslims are being murdered and thrown in death camps in China?
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Everything you talk, everything you say, every time you describe tyranny, it's in China.
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So, if you're looking for bad guys, I'm sorry they don't look like Shane Gillis or me.
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Where do you think all that fentanyl comes from?
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There's 128 deaths a day from opioid epidemics.
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No, we are not blaming the DuPont family for the opioid epidemic.
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And then the whole thing about it's a dishonest food.
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So that, by the way, is their biggest smoking gun.
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This is why, and they say, like, who's that chick, Meg?
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And she said, stop feeding into the myth of cancel culture.
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So she's turned herself into a hero for canceling this guy's career, for getting him fired.
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You may want to check in with Louis C.K. When you talk about cancel culture, you may want to look into the $23 million he lost last year.
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You may want to check in with a comedian named Kale Hartman, who was unjustly me too'd and is now in the middle of nowhere in Colorado, like working on a construction site.
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He was a very successful comedy writer, helped write Bad Grandpa with jackass dudes.
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Go back to that Meg Wright chick, because she goes on and on about this.
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Yeah, like the guy from Seinfeld who screamed the N-word.
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So there's some chick named Erin Lowe, who I find kind of attractive, unfortunately.
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And she combed through hours and hours of podcasts and guest appearances, Elaine Lowe.
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And as Dave Smith points out, go back, you're actually spending time listening to comedy with the intent of getting offended.
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This is the most pathetic thing I've ever heard of.
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So she goes on this investigative report where she combs through everything.
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If you go up, you'll see he was on Legion of Skanks.
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I'm just looking to find the thing that you'd like.
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Well, not at the, because I clicked the tweet itself instead of the thread.
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So here's another smoking gun of Shane being horrible.
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You have taught me many valuable lessons, not just about fighting, but the mental game as well.
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They're more outraged by the implication that infanticide exists in China than actual infanticide in China.
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There's entire villages of just boys because they kill the girls.
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And these guys make a joke, a relevant cultural joke, I might add, where they say, oh, you don't see handicapped Asians because they put them down early.
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The people of color can literally get away with murder, and Shane can't make a joke about it because he's a white male.
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Let's put him in a pile because these ones go to an iPod factory.
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The Asian handicaps or elitards, as we call them.
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God damn, it sucks how much I look like that kid.
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No, you can't see that because it's so low, eh?
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But he's saying, goddamn it sucks how much I look like a Chinese kid with Down syndrome.
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Do you want to look like an Asian kid with Down syndrome?
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God, these wrinkles right behind my neck are driving me nuts.
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Let's talk to a local plastic surgeon and say, sir, how often do you have requests for Asian with Down syndrome?
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So this chick, Elaine Lowe, she combs through hours and hours.
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They comb through hours and hours and hours, totally avoiding satire, ignoring jokes.
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And she has notes like, in episode 146 while talking about the Battle of Gettysburg, Gillis refers to soldiers yelling as so gay.
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Then uses the slurs retard and she can't write Faggot, but F Git.
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He and McCusker joke about hot Southern boys being raped during the Civil War.
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Meanwhile, their favorite joke, by the way, when James O'Keeffe goes to jail is that he's going to be in the cell with Bubba.
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Being raped in the Civil War, comparing it to having sex, gay sex in jail.
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Gillis, in describing women who disguise themselves as men to fight in the war, calls them flat-chested fucking bitches.
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There's a slew of other slurs and offensive language used across the few podcasts that are still up.
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I think he has one article for Vice, and this is it.
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But his thing is, if your position is that it's immoral to try to get someone fired from a job because they have a history of hate speech, can you find it, please?
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Maybe ask around about how they treat other workers in their field and consider whether one might relate to the other.
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So the reason that they are shutting him down and canceling his life is because they're worried about people of color around him in the workforce getting abused.
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And let's see him interact with his co-workers in his field and the horrible amount of hate that gets tossed around.
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I told him when he walked into the cop station was the walls was completely covered in whale murals.
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If Colin Kaepernick's still looks actually looks like fucking your brother.
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That's because you have short hair in that one.
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It was just for Chain I. But what we're seeing is someone trying to amuse you.
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He's actually not a guy, unlike you, Elaine Lowe, trying to get someone fired.
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He's sitting in a chair trying to amuse people.
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And that includes Asians, people of color, trans, women.
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He's trying to amuse as many people as humanly possible.
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There are some, though, like Dave Smith is obviously funny back.
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I saw a funny retard tweet about the whole thing.
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This kind of sums up the way you should be reacting to this, which is with more satire.
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Yeah, so the tweet below says, if your comedy is cruel, you are cruel.
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If your comedy is transphobic, you are transphobic.
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You fucking wrote the jokes and said them out loud.
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It's not like God dropped a notebook in your lap and you have to say these things or die.
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And then Ryan Stout says, this worries me because so many people have described my comedy as retarded.
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Sometimes I honestly think that a lot of these women pile on these guys because I said this before.
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I think that's why everyone piled on Kale Hartman.
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I mean, we're out of time as far as the news items go.
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So, Professor Bill Burr would like to teach you about a dude named Copper Cab.
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And it's amazing that he just discovered him because he's looking at the videos.
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Has it occurred to you that the video you're looking at where he's a kid is from a long time ago?
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Check out Bill Burr discovering Copper Cab like three days ago.
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He's like 12, 13 years old, and he makes these videos.
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We're watching Bill Burr's perspective here on CopperCalf.
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You know, he's already in an awkward age, and he's a redhead, and he's a redhead male.
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Unless, you know, you're just one of the popular kids.
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It's just amazing hearing Bill Burr tell us about a 12-year-old meme.
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He's done tons of funny stuff since then, including fighting Gavin McInnes on FreeSpeech.tv.
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Alright, I don't understand why you all think that it's funny to joke about my hairline.
00:53:24.000
Why are you so angry all the time, Pineapple Snakes?
00:53:32.000
You basically, the second you get on a stage or you film yourself, you've basically, you put yourself on a dunkin' stool.
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Here he is taking everything totally literally, totally seriously, and then preaching to us about it and telling us about Copper Cab.
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And rather than ignoring it, he's been responding to it.
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This is a message for all you haters out there.
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I got a message for you fucking haters, alright, bro?
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Does Copper Cab point out that you're about you're more than a decade off?
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And I saw that you mentioned that Aziz showed you my videos from the past.
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You're acting like I don't know why you want to do that.
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I don't know why you want to try to bring us down, gingers.
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Whether you want to admit it to the world or not, I'm out here on the top of a fucking mountain recording this video in freezing temperature.
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I'm freezing my ass off because I needed to be somewhere where I could be as loud as I fucking need to be, Bill.
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I know your job is to make people laugh and smile.
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We need more people like you in the world spreading love.
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Like, I'm not afraid to say ginger and proud of it.
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The ones you seem to think were uploaded yesterday, Bill.
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You fucking making people love again, laugh again, live, not be afraid to say things.
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Like, I'm not afraid to say ginger and proud of it.
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Like I always said in my older videos back in the day, the ones you seem to think were uploaded yesterday, Bill.
00:56:48.000
It's been nine years since that video of Ginger's Do House.
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It's like dog years, but that's why he asked me for food money.
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I know you're not ready for this, but we should go to the mailbag.
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Oh, I'm a 49-year-old who's been doing this for a long time.
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It's possible I make mistakes, but if you're a little fucking kid who has access to Google and thinks you're smarter than me, maybe take a step back and think, maybe I'm not smarter than Gavin.
00:57:52.000
Maybe the guy who invented hipsters and vice media and Proud Boys and Red Pill the Generation and got Trump elected and changed pop culture forever, created a seismic shift in the culture, which is upstream from the politics, so altered the political hemisphere.
00:58:20.000
They don't have any knowledge, but they got a lot of confidence.
00:58:25.000
Just had to offer a correction to your statement on happy September 11th GOL episode.
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Islam actually has 1.8 billion adherents, making up about 24.1% of the population.
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So, your concept of we are only talking of tens of thousands of Muslims believing suicide bombings are sometimes often justified is inaccurate.
00:58:55.000
First of all, dimwit, I said one in four Muslim men.
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But secondly, if you had earholes in your head, you would have heard me say American Muslim men between the ages of 18 and 25.
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I wasn't talking about the world, and I rarely do, because I think the world sucks.
00:59:35.000
Recently, you visited one of the porn websites I attacked with my exploit.
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When you started watching videos, it executed payload on your device and installed a virus I developed.
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As soon as I infected your device, it started to act like a remote desktop with full read-write access.
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I gained access to your files, your email, contact lists, and most importantly, your camera.
00:59:56.000
My virus started recording your web browser and your camera every time you masturbated during the last two weeks.
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While my virus is not perfect, it managed to record six videos clearly showing you masturbating.
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Call me whatever you want, a criminal or a dick.
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I do this on a regular basis and I record hundreds of people, but you are special.
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Because of the aberrant and perverse videos you were watching while masturbating.
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That's like indicating there was some sort of BDSM video like kink.com or something.
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One of the free videos they show on their site?
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But you were sweating just to say you wanted the air.
01:01:37.000
How would you feel if I upload to Pornhub all the videos with you masturbating and send the links to everyone on your contact lists?
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Including your family and your business partners.
01:01:56.000
This guy has no idea that you do not jerk off at all.
01:02:08.000
Gavin, we don't cater to terrorists that are bluffing.
01:02:16.000
Buy 2,000 USD worth of Bitcoin and send it to me immediately.
01:02:19.000
You can buy Bitcoin in places like Coinbase, CoinMama.
01:02:26.000
I'm giving you three days to complete this payment.
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Send exactly 0.200871 BTC to this Bitcoin address.
01:03:06.000
Well, running the antivirus software will not help you.
01:03:10.000
If you call the police, I will immediately do not contact police as soon as you do.
01:03:33.000
We're having technical difficulties and we'll be shutting down the site.
01:03:39.000
We are not shutting down and all our social media.
01:03:45.000
Have you been jerking off to weird stuff that there's now video evidence for and you're considering ransoming gaps?
01:03:53.000
I like how he says, give me the money and I'll delete the videos.
01:04:03.000
Yeah, he's got all this other technology plan, but it's like, why not make up a thing like, as soon as you send me the money, it goes into this folder where it deletes and then pa ba ba ta pa pa pa pa ba pa.
01:04:15.000
As soon as you pay, I will deactivate the virus and delete the compromising videos.
01:04:25.000
Well, I sure trust you, you fucking slime ball.
01:04:43.000
It just goes to show you white identitarians, these white nationalists who want to live in an all-white country, like, say, Northern Europe.
01:04:51.000
Guys, I have seen all-white countries like Scandinavia, like Sweden, where they talk about eating human flesh, they worship Gretor Thurnberg.
01:05:02.000
They promote rappers who want to kill white people.
01:05:05.000
You don't want white people left to their own devices.
01:05:11.000
I think we need black people to retain our coolness somehow.
01:05:14.000
Because when we're left to our own devices, we become hair-whiteningly corny.
01:05:44.000
And today is an important day for you and for me, guys.
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The top 10 most complimented fragrances, the best, most appealing, sexiest fragrances that are currently on the market.
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Every year, this is the most requested, the most anticipated video from you guys.
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If you saw someone do that in real life, do a spin around like that, you'd think they were having a stroke.
01:06:14.000
You wouldn't go, all right, Jeremy's here, guys.
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Finally, he's going to tell us about the top 10 fragrances that people are dancing to at a disco.
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...to see, and it only shows how much we all like to be appreciated by the masses, why we love to dress nicely, why we are...
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These 10 fragrances are all absolute superstars.
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Well, I don't know, but could you zoom out a bit so the people at home can find this fucking clown?
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Look him up, smash the subscribe button, make sure you comment below.
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Don't be an idiot and think, okay, he says these fragrances are appreciated by all women.
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Just like everybody on this planet loves music, everybody on this planet enjoys scents.
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But you can't please everybody with one song and you can't please everybody with one fragrance.
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But just like there are evergreens, superstars, and the music and the streets.
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What an abuse of fucking loser this gorgeous hunk is.
01:08:09.000
Here's a handsome guy who sucks way worse than anyone I've ever met in my life.
01:08:17.000
Handsome guys can be complete fucking losers too, you know?
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100% smash your head into the wall right there.
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I'm going to love you with this thing if you are wearing a suit.
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Take a break and break your toes with this one.
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Even better than the already most amazing, fresh men's fragrance, Aqua Di Jo.
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The performance is two times as strong as Aqua Di Jo.
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This thing right here, Molecule O1, very crazy.
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When you wear cologne, I want to stab you in the neck.
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You used to wreak up the studio before I banned it in the studio.
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You're sending chemicals up someone else's nose.
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No, it gets a lot of daddy issues get summoned when you wear cologne.
01:10:12.000
And he doesn't have a big vocabulary, so everything's either a superstar or heavy.
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And I'm telling you, don't buy this fragrance now blindly, please, alright?
01:10:37.000
And I don't want my viewers to spend so much money just because it's the number one spot.
01:10:45.000
But guys, all these other will get you so many compliments as well.
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So, Crita Ventos, my most complimented fragrance.
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Alright, this gets me super, duper many compliments.
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It easily gets me the most unsolicited compliments from total strangers, like super, total stranger girls, no matter where I am.
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A super duper total stranger girl, because I'm getting super many compliments.
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In the Zara store, in some kind of weird bar that I was walking around, the girl was there, was like there.
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I looked back at her and was like, is that you?
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But please, guys, please, please don't be complimentary.
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I notice that with insecure losers, when I make fun of them, I'll go, What the fuck is with that shirt?
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And they'll always say, I get a lot of compliments on this shirt.
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Other people, the masses, have been giving me compliments.
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For right now, these are your compliment monsters.
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We're going to have some amazing fragrances here.
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You're going to get so many compliments from the masses.
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Many, many super duper girls are going to turn around.
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All of these guys are smash your head in the wall.