Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E63

00:00:39.000 That's a band I had totally forgotten about until last night.

00:00:43.000 New Kingdom kind of invented trip hop with this guy, Scotty Hard.

00:00:50.000 Scotty Hard was a fellow Canuck.

00:00:53.000 I think he moved to New York the same time I did.

00:00:54.000 I remember hanging out with him.

00:00:56.000 Great guy.

00:00:57.000 Great guy.

00:00:59.000 Wonderful guy.

00:01:00.000 Frankly.

00:01:00.000 You know, a lot of people aren't great, but he's one of the greats.

00:01:03.000 Paralyzed guy.

00:01:04.000 Really?

00:01:05.000 Yeah, not when I knew him, but in 08, he got in a really bad car accident.

00:01:08.000 He's a gimp now.

00:01:09.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:01:10.000 But he's a great hip-hop producer.

00:01:12.000 It's funny, if you look at the people who really make great hip-hop, the geniuses behind it, they're all white nerds and often Canadian.

00:01:20.000 Like Curtis Mantronic and Scotty Hart or the guy who produced Fear of a Black Planet.

00:01:26.000 Looks like something out of Revenge of the Nerds.

00:01:28.000 Because they're the only ones who could work those crazy machines.

00:01:33.000 But yeah, New Kingdom were a weird kind of metal rap band that they were just so grunge, I guess.

00:01:41.000 They're from New York, and America never really got them.

00:01:45.000 Their albums didn't really go anywhere.

00:01:47.000 But they invented a new type of music.

00:01:51.000 Let's hear some of it.

00:01:56.000 They were old punks.

00:02:04.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:02:05.000 Anyone out there, try to find this song.

00:02:07.000 I spent an hour last night trying to find it.

00:02:09.000 It goes, standing on a corner, drinking nitroglycerin, unmodeled citizen, because you are not listening.

00:02:18.000 454 out my mind.

00:02:23.000 Sitting on the corner drinking gasoline.

00:02:25.000 Feeling kind of funky if you know what I mean.

00:02:27.000 Oh, it picks up.

00:02:28.000 Yep.

00:02:31.000 Yeah, I have a picture of Scotty Hard there.

00:02:35.000 That wonderful little gimp.

00:02:37.000 Very talented musician.

00:02:39.000 He put out a jazz album.

00:02:40.000 He produced all kinds of hip-hop.

00:02:42.000 Just a genius producer.

00:02:44.000 You know who else is a great producer in a wheelchair?

00:02:46.000 Paul Johnson.

00:02:48.000 You know that song, Get Down, Down, Down, Dead Down, Get, Get Down, Down, Down, Dead Down.

00:02:52.000 Oh, that's kind of cool.

00:02:55.000 That does it for me.

00:02:57.000 You like that?

00:02:58.000 Yep.

00:02:59.000 You like black girls?

00:03:01.000 Sometimes.

00:03:03.000 I never talk about dance music, even though it's all we listened to in the mid-90s.

00:03:09.000 But we were on drugs and we tolerated a lot of crap music.

00:03:12.000 But this is a good jam if you're on GBH making out with a hot lesbian.

00:03:16.000 What is GBH like?

00:03:18.000 I describe it as MDMA as Batman and GBH is Robin.

00:03:22.000 Okay.

00:03:22.000 It's not as intense.

00:03:24.000 Nice.

00:03:24.000 And it's just good for Frenching.

00:03:26.000 Huh.

00:03:27.000 I think it's the same chemical composition as a roofy.

00:03:31.000 Excuse me.

00:03:31.000 Oh, yeah, it is.

00:03:32.000 Yeah, I think they put it in girls'drinks to...

00:03:36.000 Wait, did I say GBH?

00:03:37.000 GHB.

00:03:38.000 Yeah, GHB, yeah.

00:03:39.000 Then you just, like, fall asleep immediately.

00:03:42.000 But let's hear this song.

00:03:43.000 It's really good.

00:03:45.000 Get down, down, down, get down.

00:03:50.000 It's not exactly intellectual.

00:03:52.000 Get down, down, down.

00:03:54.000 Woo!

00:03:55.000 Woo!

00:03:56.000 That's laps.

00:04:01.000 It's sort of like that Chromio song where they just go Barbra Streisand again and again.

00:04:04.000 Hmm.

00:04:13.000 You know, let's show Paul Johnson, the guy who made that.

00:04:20.000 I don't want to be a dick, but if I was in a wheelchair, I would be an awesome music producer.

00:04:25.000 I mean, what else are you going to do?

00:04:28.000 He can't go anywhere.

00:04:29.000 There he is.

00:04:31.000 Click on the pick.

00:04:32.000 Dick.

00:04:34.000 There he is.

00:04:34.000 Peace.

00:04:35.000 That's the guy who just made that song.

00:04:36.000 Wait, does he have no legs?

00:04:38.000 Go back.

00:04:39.000 Oh, no, he's got legs.

00:04:41.000 Oh, no.

00:04:41.000 He's got legs.

00:04:42.000 He's got legs.

00:04:44.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:04:46.000 I just want to catch up on a bunch of stories.

00:04:48.000 Yesterday was, was that too long of a show?

00:04:50.000 Was it two hours?

00:04:51.000 It was about two hours.

00:04:52.000 We should have not done that.

00:04:54.000 I think this show should be an hour.

00:04:55.000 Plus, it should be consistent.

00:04:57.000 We're a very inconsistent bunch.

00:04:59.000 Yeah.

00:05:00.000 And for that, especially, because it takes double the length to export, since it was like double the length of a show and to upload.

00:05:07.000 So it came out pretty late, like 7.30 last night.

00:05:10.000 Ooh.

00:05:11.000 Today in the New York Post, five-year-old survives after dad jumps in front of train clutching her.

00:05:18.000 She's alive.

00:05:20.000 This is in the West Bronx.

00:05:22.000 What's it?

00:05:22.000 Knightsbridge?

00:05:23.000 Kingsbridge?

00:05:25.000 Very shitty part of town.

00:05:26.000 The only part of the Bronx that is not a total and utter violent shithole is the north where the cops live.

00:05:32.000 Co-op City as well.

00:05:34.000 I guess.

00:05:36.000 The rest sucks.

00:05:38.000 And not only will there be knockout game where you just get punched and knocked unconscious, they will run your pockets after.

00:05:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:05:45.000 Otherwise, it's a waste.

00:05:46.000 It's like when you shoot it like a duck and you don't take it home and like eat it.

00:05:50.000 They're being environmentally friendly.

00:05:52.000 Yeah.

00:05:52.000 Punching you out and just walking away, that's like catch and release.

00:05:55.000 It's not nice.

00:05:55.000 Don't you sort of feel like God, I know, my view of religion and God is that he pushed the first domino knowing that all this would happen, but we still have free will.

00:06:06.000 You can kill yourself.

00:06:08.000 And he doesn't intervene.

00:06:09.000 That's why it's stupid to pray for the Mets who shit the bed last night.

00:06:12.000 Mats ruined our season.

00:06:14.000 We're done now.

00:06:16.000 He pitched, I think they got four runs in one inning.

00:06:21.000 But we had a grand slam.

00:06:22.000 Nice.

00:06:23.000 But we still lost.

00:06:25.000 But I was saying to my son, who's not happy, I go, I'm kind of fine with this season.

00:06:30.000 It wasn't that bad.

00:06:32.000 We stayed off the bottom, which is really our goal.

00:06:35.000 The way you have to think of the Mets is it's like a handicapped kid.

00:06:38.000 And when he manages to get up with his crutches and go over to the fridge and get an apple, you go, All right.

00:06:45.000 You don't go, why can't you backflip?

00:06:48.000 But anyway, I kind of get the feeling that God was like, I don't usually do this, but and with his giant finger, he just sort of pushed her over to the side and then threw him in front of the train.

00:07:01.000 Because she got splattered with his blood.

00:07:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:07:04.000 He jumped in front of the train.

00:07:05.000 And a train, it's pretty big.

00:07:08.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:08.000 Like when it comes down the tracks, there's not a lot of room.

00:07:11.000 There's not a lot of nooks and crannies.

00:07:13.000 And one of the nooks has the third rail where you'll get electrocuted to death.

00:07:17.000 So she managed to find that little tiny 4% where you can go shtoop and she's fine.

00:07:24.000 You know what they did?

00:07:25.000 They bought her a doll, which is weird because now she goes, oh yeah, I know suicide.

00:07:31.000 That's that thing where you get a free dolly.

00:07:34.000 It's like the tooth fairy.

00:07:36.000 You put your dad under a train and you get a fucking.

00:07:41.000 Where'd you get that doll?

00:07:43.000 It's really nice.

00:07:43.000 Dead dolly?

00:07:44.000 Oh, I put my dad under a train.

00:07:47.000 You know, pros and cons.

00:07:48.000 I was sad that my dad's dead.

00:07:50.000 Imagine there's like an interview in the future.

00:07:52.000 I wish I had a daddy.

00:07:53.000 Aww, so I can throw him under a train and get a new dolly.

00:07:56.000 Whoa.

00:07:56.000 Or every time she sees a kid with a dolly, she goes, oh my God.

00:08:00.000 Sucks, right?

00:08:01.000 Did you get blood all over you, too?

00:08:03.000 What?

00:08:05.000 You didn't watch your dad's head pop off to get that doll?

00:08:09.000 I got screwed.

00:08:10.000 There's video.

00:08:11.000 You had the video, right?

00:08:14.000 Play the audio.

00:08:15.000 You can see how Spanish the Bronx is.

00:08:21.000 Little, my, little, my, little, little, my, little.

00:08:24.000 Little, my, little.

00:08:26.000 Very emotional people.

00:08:29.000 I'd be pretty emotional too.

00:08:31.000 If I just watched a five-year-old get dragged in front of a train and live.

00:08:35.000 They make a big deal out of the phone.

00:08:36.000 It is about as big as deals get.

00:08:38.000 But I'll be watching the news with my grandparents or something, and they'd be like, I que lindo.

00:08:42.000 Like anytime a baby or a child is around.

00:08:45.000 Yeah, they're really into babies.

00:08:46.000 I remember living in Williamsburg, they'd always say, like, oh, God bless, God bless.

00:08:52.000 Just if I was walking with my two-year-old.

00:08:53.000 Yeah.

00:08:54.000 Oh, bless.

00:08:55.000 Don't you see kids all day?

00:08:57.000 You must say God bless every 20 seconds.

00:08:59.000 Oh, God bless, God bless.

00:09:00.000 And we live near a school, too.

00:09:02.000 Oh, my God.

00:09:02.000 PS84, so Jesus.

00:09:04.000 Take an hour.

00:09:06.000 Speaking of kids and laryngitis, I had a run-in with a gentleman in my little village in Westchester.

00:09:12.000 I'm walking into CVS, and a guy goes, proud boys.

00:09:18.000 He looks blue-collar, big Italian Gino dude with lots of tattoos.

00:09:23.000 That's usually my demo, fire department guy.

00:09:26.000 And I think, good, but then he's got a look.

00:09:28.000 So I do this, I do this sort of, yeah, yeah, because when I get recognized, nine times out of ten, it's, hey, man, love your stuff, selfie, one time out of 10.

00:09:36.000 And that's, it used to be like 0.3 times out of 10.

00:09:39.000 Now we're up to one, thanks to the SPLC.

00:09:43.000 They're fucking with me.

00:09:44.000 So I go, yeah, we good?

00:09:45.000 We good?

00:09:46.000 And he goes, which hurt.

00:09:50.000 That stings.

00:09:51.000 Because I like this.

00:09:52.000 Yay, you rock.

00:09:54.000 Thumbs down is negative, right?

00:09:56.000 Yeah, it feels bad.

00:09:57.000 Yeah, it's a bad thing.

00:09:58.000 And then that's a fart sound.

00:10:01.000 So not only do you suck, but you're a fart.

00:10:04.000 So there's poo on you.

00:10:05.000 Right.

00:10:05.000 So he's saying I'm poo-poo.

00:10:06.000 It's almost like the thumb went into a butt.

00:10:08.000 Yeah.

00:10:09.000 It's like double whammy.

00:10:10.000 First he gets you with the thumbs down, then the fart sound.

00:10:13.000 So anyway, I get my beer.

00:10:14.000 CVS.

00:10:15.000 A Budweiser, if you have a CVS card, it ends up being less than 20 bucks for 18 beers.

00:10:21.000 It's about 18 bucks.

00:10:22.000 About a buck of beer.

00:10:23.000 I think I've been paying a buck of beer since the 80s.

00:10:26.000 Beer has not changed.

00:10:29.000 Anyway, I sit there and I believe I said, fuck you.

00:10:35.000 And then we're in line together, which sucks.

00:10:38.000 And he starts summoning more and more courage.

00:10:42.000 I shouldn't do my hair today.

00:10:44.000 And he says, I can't wait till my kids are going to school with your kids.

00:10:50.000 Is that a threat?

00:10:52.000 I'd say so.

00:10:52.000 The implication there is that his son's going to beat up my son's and my daughter.

00:10:57.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:10:59.000 And now this guy, you can pull him up now.

00:11:01.000 He's a gay dad.

00:11:02.000 And when I say he's a gay dad, I mean it's like when someone's really into marijuana and they wear like hemp pants, like it is his fucking identity.

00:11:12.000 He's got tattoos.

00:11:14.000 He has one kid, but he has two tattoos of the kid's face on his hands.

00:11:19.000 So it's, he said gay dad within seconds of us meeting and also had to bring his kid into it and said that his kid implied his kid is going to beat up my kid.

00:11:32.000 Oh, those are the tattoos.

00:11:33.000 Those are the tattoos.

00:11:34.000 Yep.

00:11:34.000 That's the same kid.

00:11:36.000 Yes.

00:11:36.000 And his kid on the left.

00:11:38.000 Those are his kids.

00:11:39.000 Looks like Mickey Royce.

00:11:40.000 And they're one.

00:11:41.000 They are the same person.

00:11:43.000 Anyway, he's a fucking meathead who's a trainer or something like that, which kind of had my adrenaline going because I thought, if shit's about to go down, I have to fight him.

00:11:51.000 And he's about 6'4.

00:11:52.000 And I know from sparring, tall guys are not my forte.

00:11:56.000 I can only do body.

00:11:57.000 And if this guy's in good shape, I don't think the body blows are going to do much.

00:12:00.000 You don't want to lose to this guy.

00:12:02.000 I hate having to reach up to punch a guy.

00:12:06.000 And they just go like that, and you're out of range.

00:12:09.000 you'd be reaching up, he'd be reaching around, If it's sparring in a gym, when you're getting ready, you just sit there.

00:12:18.000 You don't have to come up with points.

00:12:20.000 So anyway, he says, I go, oh, you're bringing kids into it, are we?

00:12:24.000 You always bring kids into it.

00:12:26.000 And when I say you, I mean the left.

00:12:27.000 Oh, by the way, don't go on his thing and attack him and call him a fag or anything like that.

00:12:31.000 That's playing into his whole identity.

00:12:34.000 His entire existence is predicated on you having a problem with his homosexuality.

00:12:38.000 Being victimized.

00:12:38.000 So to call him a fag is to fall into the trap.

00:12:41.000 There he is.

00:12:43.000 There's my dad.

00:12:45.000 Oh, no.

00:12:47.000 Happy Father's Day.

00:12:48.000 I got the best.

00:12:49.000 I got Mother's Day and Father's Day.

00:12:51.000 Loser.

00:12:52.000 Happy Parents' Day.

00:12:55.000 Yeah, it's sort of like when a white girl's dating a black guy and she walks down the street sort of, oh yeah, you got a problem?

00:13:01.000 Like you're going to go, ooh, how dare you suck the dick of someone you're madly in love with?

00:13:06.000 That must be so difficult.

00:13:08.000 You're so brave to date someone you love.

00:13:13.000 Anyway, no one gives a shit that he's gay and don't bring it up because it's like the Pete Buttigig thing.

00:13:19.000 The reason they pushed him to the front is so Trump would say something homophobic.

00:13:24.000 And he didn't take the bait and he said, you look like Alfred E. Newman, which is perfect.

00:13:28.000 That was the end of Pete Buttigig.

00:13:30.000 Look how many pictures this guy has of himself.

00:13:32.000 Like the vanity is crippling.

00:13:35.000 Have you ever seen an Instagram like that?

00:13:37.000 You can't take a picture of a bird or like a tree or something.

00:13:40.000 Oh, he's got the 11 Concords, though.

00:13:42.000 That's what's up.

00:13:44.000 Oh, shit.

00:13:45.000 Those are cool shoes.

00:13:47.000 He's got style.

00:13:48.000 Anyway, so he says, well, didn't you bring kids into it?

00:13:50.000 I go, no, I would never do that.

00:13:52.000 And he goes, you went to Amy Siskin's house.

00:13:54.000 Amy Siskin is a local activist up in Westchester who I sent you a link for that.

00:14:00.000 She wanted to have a vigil in front of my home after the Pittsburgh shooting.

00:14:07.000 In other words, I, I'm not even going to say it.

00:14:10.000 The implication is that I support or my belief system leads to synagogue shootings.

00:14:16.000 And then by putting it in front of my house, you're bringing my children into this and everything.

00:14:19.000 So my wife and my kids went over there.

00:14:22.000 I drove them.

00:14:23.000 I was in the background.

00:14:24.000 And my wife holding my youngest with the teddy bear, his teddy bear in his hand, said, what are you doing?

00:14:32.000 What's going on here?

00:14:33.000 You're threatening.

00:14:34.000 You're going to come by my house, make my children unsafe.

00:14:36.000 What are you doing?

00:14:38.000 I love how the local media too goes, oh, Gavin's neighbors don't like him.

00:14:42.000 And he's so uncomfortable.

00:14:45.000 They vandalized my car.

00:14:46.000 They put signs on my lawn.

00:14:48.000 They destroyed my daughter's social life.

00:14:51.000 I tried to take her out of school and bring her to private school.

00:14:54.000 Holy child, they Googled me and the private school said no.

00:14:59.000 You know, it's not a matter of a few signs on the lawn, which was annoying.

00:15:02.000 And by the way, hate has no home here, signs on my lawn, is the exact same as a black and white couple in the 50s getting a sign on the lawn that says rape has no home here.

00:15:11.000 We are as welcome in our community as a mixed race couple would be in the 50s, probably in the same community.

00:15:18.000 But gay dads, no one gives a shit, dude.

00:15:20.000 No one cares.

00:15:22.000 If I had tons of time, I might look up gay adoption and see if it's an issue.

00:15:25.000 But how many kids are adopted by gays a year?

00:15:28.000 I mean, I got a few more of the things I got to look into.

00:15:31.000 It's sort of like the whole white genocide thing that Roland Martin was talking about, how, oh, you hate that you're going to be a minority in 25 years.

00:15:40.000 I'll look into that, I guess, if I get some time.

00:15:42.000 When I was first doxed, by the way, when I'm talking about all the shit that happened to me in my neighborhood, I'm also getting death threats on a regular basis.

00:15:49.000 And Hope, Not Hate is doxing not just my address, but my flight itinerary so people can meet me at the hospital.

00:15:54.000 I've got fucking Chuck Deeb blowing my head up in music videos.

00:15:58.000 So trust me, you could not handle a hundredth of the shit I go through.

00:16:02.000 And it's a hell of a more than a fucking sign.

00:16:04.000 But anyway, yeah, I went to Amy Siskin's house.

00:16:06.000 The family did.

00:16:06.000 And my wife said, what are you doing?

00:16:08.000 Don't threaten our children.

00:16:10.000 They love using children as a weapon.

00:16:14.000 They're either, at best, they're an accessory, and at worst, they're a weapon.

00:16:19.000 And the quintessential example of that, of course, is, what about you?

00:16:22.000 Don't you have a daughter?

00:16:23.000 What about your daughter?

00:16:24.000 They always say, what about your daughter?

00:16:25.000 You'll notice this in every argument with liberals.

00:16:27.000 What about your daughter comes up?

00:16:30.000 Trump said he's going to grab a pussy.

00:16:32.000 Do you want your daughter to be raped?

00:16:33.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:16:34.000 Look, if you're bringing my daughter into it, I'm not rational anymore.

00:16:38.000 I want all men to have to wear chastity belts.

00:16:40.000 Look at her.

00:16:40.000 There she is.

00:16:41.000 She's a mental patient.

00:16:43.000 She's a skinny chick, fat thighs.

00:16:45.000 She got the goth girl build.

00:16:46.000 She's a lesbian.

00:16:47.000 I was told she cheated on her husband at nine months pregnant and then devoted her divorce trial to turning everyone against him.

00:16:54.000 And now she just has her money.

00:16:56.000 And I was told she's banned from Wall Street where she was in finance.

00:16:59.000 But look at the arrogance there.

00:17:00.000 The way she's sitting, the body language.

00:17:02.000 It's like she's Wonder Woman.

00:17:05.000 And she's come down from the island of Lesbos to deign to speak to us.

00:17:09.000 Let's hear what she's saying.

00:17:11.000 And when people ask me, why did you do the list?

00:17:14.000 I circle those two weeks and I say, this is when I thought doing the list was a good idea.

00:17:19.000 She's done with the list of Trump's lies.

00:17:22.000 And gradually, as Trump took power, as he started to step up his regime, the list got longer and longer.

00:17:30.000 So anyway, she did this boring.

00:17:32.000 So instead of having a vigil in front of my house, I said to her, I go, do you mind waiting until the bodies are cold in Pittsburgh before you politicize this death and use it to further your career?

00:17:43.000 And the local news was at my house.

00:17:45.000 I told them that same quote.

00:17:46.000 So she said, okay, okay, I'm going to have a vigil for peace in the next town over, which she lives in.

00:17:52.000 She doesn't even live in my town.

00:17:54.000 And so she had a vigil for peace that about six people showed up to.

00:17:58.000 And it was now two or three weeks after the synagogue shooting.

00:18:00.000 And they had those stupid candles with the cups on them.

00:18:03.000 And they just all stood around there saying, we're for peace.

00:18:07.000 Yeah?

00:18:08.000 So is Mad Dog Mattis.

00:18:12.000 Oh, we're going to get to that too.

00:18:14.000 Work for peace.

00:18:15.000 I have no guests today, no video.

00:18:16.000 We've got a lot of catching up to do.

00:18:21.000 So, yeah.

00:18:23.000 And then, oh, and then the guy pulls out his phone.

00:18:25.000 He goes, should we go live?

00:18:26.000 I go, don't go live.

00:18:27.000 You're doxing my fucking address where I live, my community.

00:18:30.000 And we're yelling.

00:18:31.000 I'm calling him an asshole and stuff.

00:18:33.000 And we're yelling at CVS.

00:18:34.000 So we've caused a scene.

00:18:35.000 The poor guy at the Till, whatever, the cashier, was some bald guy older than me.

00:18:42.000 So I always assume if you work at CVS and you're older than me, you just got through a divorce and you were arrested for drunk driving.

00:18:48.000 And you're slowly getting your life together.

00:18:50.000 So he's all flustered.

00:18:51.000 Do you have a CVS card, sir?

00:18:53.000 I mean, this guy to normal people would probably look really scary.

00:18:57.000 There he is with his son.

00:18:59.000 I'm a gay dad.

00:19:00.000 I'm a gay dad.

00:19:00.000 That's my identity.

00:19:02.000 I'm a straight dad.

00:19:03.000 I'm a straight dad.

00:19:04.000 Right.

00:19:05.000 Hi, I'm a straight dad.

00:19:06.000 Here's my kid.

00:19:07.000 Look at my kid.

00:19:08.000 Here's my kid.

00:19:08.000 Look, I got tattoos of my kids.

00:19:09.000 I'm a straight dad.

00:19:10.000 I'm a straight dad.

00:19:11.000 I have three kids.

00:19:12.000 Here are my kids.

00:19:13.000 Look at my kids.

00:19:14.000 It's funny, too, that he's talking about how, you know, I'm an asshole making everyone safe.

00:19:19.000 I can't put pictures of my kids up.

00:19:20.000 I'm actually not allowed on Instagram.

00:19:22.000 I was banned from Instagram, even though it was all pancake photos.

00:19:25.000 But he can put pictures of his kids up because no one gives a shit.

00:19:28.000 He's not in danger.

00:19:28.000 My children are in danger.

00:19:30.000 I don't want to even photograph them really anymore.

00:19:33.000 Might want to rethink the title of this channel.

00:19:35.000 What?

00:19:36.000 Oh, I thought it was gay with kids.

00:19:39.000 Gays with kids.

00:19:40.000 Still not doing it for me.

00:19:42.000 gay for kids.

00:19:42.000 Terrifying.

00:19:43.000 It reminded me, though, of all the Nazi confrontations I've had.

00:19:46.000 I had the guy at the baseball game screaming, calling me a Nazi after he had been through security, so I couldn't get to him.

00:19:53.000 And I'm with my kids' baseball team, who were like 10 years old at the time.

00:19:58.000 Some guy yelled Nazi at me in Koreatown.

00:20:01.000 Some other guy yelled something at me in Koreatown, like, you can't just walk down the street, you know.

00:20:05.000 I do bad in Koreatown because people who go there, white people, think they're woke.

00:20:10.000 Because look, I eat weird food.

00:20:12.000 I eat weird noodles.

00:20:14.000 I'm very advanced.

00:20:15.000 And woke people, black and white, tend to not like me.

00:20:22.000 Then there's all the local vandalism and stuff.

00:20:24.000 But my favorite one was I'm at the airport leaving the Krass Farm, right?

00:20:29.000 The anarchist punk band Krass.

00:20:31.000 I would go to their place, Dial House in Essex.

00:20:35.000 And we used to go there every year.

00:20:36.000 We didn't go last year.

00:20:40.000 Things got weird.

00:20:42.000 And they stopped having this yearly party because the kid who was running it became an adult.

00:20:47.000 We were doing it for so long.

00:20:48.000 The story actually is kind of cool.

00:20:50.000 There's this little farmer kid they live next to.

00:20:52.000 Show pictures of Dial House.

00:20:54.000 There's Penny and G. That's where I would go every summer.

00:20:57.000 It's paradise there.

00:20:58.000 Oh, this one's street cartnage.

00:21:00.000 Hey, that's Tony Barber.

00:21:01.000 That's the guy in the hat is the guy who dumped me because I said you can't bring your pit bull, your rescue pit to my house.

00:21:07.000 Oh, that's him.

00:21:08.000 He's wearing T-Rex's top hat there.

00:21:10.000 And that guy, Dominic, above him, I mean, above me, is a communist who's on fucking welfare and has been on welfare for three years in subsidized housing.

00:21:20.000 I go, yeah, of course you support communism.

00:21:22.000 All you do is sit on your fucking ass and drink vodka.

00:21:25.000 There's a little play we did.

00:21:26.000 Anyway, so I'm coming back from that environment and I'm at the airport and I hear this woman go, she's, that's a Nazi.

00:21:36.000 She literally says that.

00:21:37.000 And then she starts taking pictures of me and my wife and kids are there too.

00:21:43.000 So I walk over to her.

00:21:45.000 I sent you the picture separately.

00:21:47.000 Okay.

00:21:48.000 Yeah, they're there.

00:21:50.000 So that blonde goes, that's a Nazi.

00:21:53.000 And then I walk over, I go, what the fuck are you doing?

00:21:55.000 You taking pictures of my kids?

00:21:57.000 And then the guy goes, no, we're not.

00:21:59.000 They were very posh.

00:22:00.000 You could tell by their accents that they're upper middle class.

00:22:02.000 That's a handy thing with Britain.

00:22:03.000 You know exactly how someone grew up the second they open their mouth.

00:22:06.000 So they grew up going to private schools or public schools, as they're called.

00:22:10.000 And I go, what are you talking about?

00:22:13.000 Just like I said to the CVS guy, like, give me a quote, give me an example, and don't make it from the SPLC that I'm spending a quarter of a million dollars suing.

00:22:21.000 Like, give me some substance.

00:22:22.000 And she goes, what?

00:22:24.000 I go, say a sentence.

00:22:25.000 What sentence have I said that has made you think I'm a Nazi?

00:22:28.000 And why are you photographing my fucking children?

00:22:31.000 And he again goes, well, no.

00:22:33.000 And then she starts going like this and shaking.

00:22:37.000 Now, I'm at an airport.

00:22:38.000 I'm not like, you're about to die, bitch.

00:22:41.000 You couldn't be safer than in an airport, right?

00:22:43.000 And there's cops everywhere.

00:22:45.000 Now, give me a sentence.

00:22:46.000 What are you talking about?

00:22:48.000 And she starts shaking.

00:22:49.000 Then she goes, just go.

00:22:51.000 Just go.

00:22:53.000 And then she goes, she goes, you're making a woman cry.

00:22:58.000 And then she starts crying.

00:22:59.000 And there's a black lady in front of her and a black lady behind her.

00:23:02.000 And they both start consoling her.

00:23:04.000 And one of them is just rubbing her back, like, it's all right, love.

00:23:07.000 It's all right.

00:23:08.000 And I'm like, why are you assuming she's correct?

00:23:10.000 Maybe I'm the one who needs soothing.

00:23:12.000 Hug me, black ladies.

00:23:14.000 Snuggle me.

00:23:18.000 I need the love.

00:23:19.000 This bitch is threatening my kids based on nothing.

00:23:22.000 It's been a rumor.

00:23:23.000 There's two black ladies, one for you, one for me.

00:23:25.000 Anyway, so the CVS guy, what's his name?

00:23:27.000 Rocco.

00:23:28.000 Rocco.

00:23:31.000 He goes, should we go live?

00:23:32.000 So he goes live.

00:23:33.000 Now you can push the phone out of the hand.

00:23:35.000 Now it's going to go viral.

00:23:37.000 I don't think he ended up putting it up because I treated him like complete shit and ridiculed him.

00:23:42.000 And I go, he goes, proud boys, you and your white boys.

00:23:45.000 I go, there's plenty of black boys, plenty of Puerto Rican, Hispanic, Mexican, Cuban, black, African, Israeli, proud boys, Israel, plenty of Jewish proud boys, plenty of gay proud boys.

00:23:58.000 And he goes, there's no gay proud boys.

00:24:00.000 And I go, yeah, there is.

00:24:01.000 Now, my adrenaline was pumping, and I said, there's at least 50 in New York.

00:24:06.000 That was a typo.

00:24:07.000 There's 50 worldwide.

00:24:09.000 But I started listing, I think there's like four in New York.

00:24:12.000 And then he goes, I'm being live streamed now.

00:24:15.000 I don't know what it's on.

00:24:15.000 It's not on his Facebook.

00:24:16.000 It's not on Instagram.

00:24:17.000 It's not on Instagram, so maybe he deleted it.

00:24:19.000 But I go, I mentioned the gay Proud Boys.

00:24:25.000 Then I started just pushing that more.

00:24:26.000 Like, what about the gay Proud Boys?

00:24:27.000 Are they stupid?

00:24:28.000 What about the Gay Proud Boys?

00:24:29.000 And he goes, you don't think they have internalized homophobia?

00:24:33.000 What?

00:24:34.000 That's exactly what I did.

00:24:35.000 I just went, I did a spit take and laughed.

00:24:38.000 He invented that, and they're going to start using that.

00:24:40.000 But like, let's just play that through.

00:24:43.000 So these guys, these self-hating gays, go to a, join a club that's anti-gay and they just sit there like feeling like shit.

00:24:53.000 You know, it is possible.

00:24:54.000 I did see a white guy once with the black Hebrew Israelites, and he was wearing all the shit with the bracelets and the long robe, and he was their camera guy.

00:25:05.000 So whites can go to places that hate whites, but I don't see gays joining an anti-gay club.

00:25:11.000 And I definitely do not see blacks joining a racist club.

00:25:15.000 And then he's outside.

00:25:16.000 You know, outside CVS in the burps, there's these black kids that go there and they say they're raising money for their football team.

00:25:21.000 I don't believe it.

00:25:22.000 I think it's a scam.

00:25:23.000 Or sometimes they're just selling a box of like candy and fucking pop and garbage, whatever.

00:25:29.000 So he's outside and he's like, I go, what are you doing now?

00:25:33.000 Because he's waiting for me in the parking lot.

00:25:34.000 And I don't want him filming my license plate and everything.

00:25:37.000 And maybe he's scared to go to his car in case I see his license plate.

00:25:40.000 Like, I'm going to find him.

00:25:43.000 Yeah, that's another thing.

00:25:44.000 If I'm the leader of an evil hate gang, shouldn't you be a little more scared?

00:25:48.000 Aren't my goons going to come kill you?

00:25:50.000 I don't see you talking this way to MS-13 members or El Chapo or the nine Trey Bloods.

00:25:57.000 So the fact that you're confronting me is proof that you don't believe your own hype.

00:26:01.000 Anyway, he's waiting outside and there's the black kids there doing the football scam.

00:26:08.000 And I go, What are you doing now?

00:26:10.000 What are you doing?

00:26:10.000 That's the great thing about boxing, by the way.

00:26:13.000 You don't, you're ready to go.

00:26:15.000 Like, I fight guys like him on a daily basis, I usually lose, but I'm fine with it.

00:26:20.000 It'll hurt my head if he wins.

00:26:22.000 I'll have a headache.

00:26:24.000 It might break my nose.

00:26:25.000 I won't be gorgeous anymore for a week.

00:26:30.000 And by the way, boxing, I noticed I'm losing two things I noticed at the gym today, and then I'll go back to the original story.

00:26:37.000 I'm forgetting how to speedback.

00:26:39.000 Oh, really?

00:26:40.000 Yeah, it's not like riding a bicycle.

00:26:41.000 You can forget.

00:26:42.000 I couldn't get it down.

00:26:43.000 I just, I started, Larry Barnes, the fucker, he said, he said, yo, you got to keep your hands up, cupcake.

00:26:51.000 He calls me Cupcake, the mayor of Cupcakeville.

00:26:53.000 It's very hurtful.

00:26:55.000 And I started putting my hands up as I hit it.

00:26:57.000 So one hand is like this, and then one hand's like that.

00:27:00.000 I can't do it anymore.

00:27:00.000 Now I'm like, but da, but but.

00:27:04.000 And it's a good metric to know how OG you are at the gym because people don't know how advanced.

00:27:09.000 It's sort of like the British people with the accents.

00:27:11.000 The second you go to the gym, you start going, but they go, oh, okay, this guy's been doing it for a while.

00:27:14.000 But when you go, but do, but, but, da, bdi, they go, oh, he just got here.

00:27:19.000 This is his first time on the speed bag.

00:27:22.000 Other thing I noticed at the gym today, there's these black kids from a special school.

00:27:26.000 I don't know if it's like touched in the head or just bad kids, but they come there and they like they sweep the stairs.

00:27:33.000 It's some make work program.

00:27:35.000 And they'll sweep one stair, make a little pile, and then go.

00:27:39.000 And I'm like, I want to just grab the broom.

00:27:40.000 Go start.

00:27:41.000 You start at the top.

00:27:42.000 You do this whole stair, then you go next and you keep sweeping down, and then you don't collect till you're at the bottom.

00:27:47.000 But the coach goes, good thing you didn't say that, because some of them are special.

00:27:51.000 But anyway, one of them is mulatto, and I noticed he had really short hair, exactly like Sean King.

00:27:58.000 Even when a half black dude has the shortest hair in the world, it still has waves and kinks.

00:28:06.000 So Sean King's hair, in and of itself, is proof that he's not half black.

00:28:13.000 Or even a quarter, an eighth black.

00:28:17.000 Yeah, that hair would have waves and shapes in it on the top.

00:28:21.000 You can cut little lines in it if you want.

00:28:24.000 You can put grease in it, but there's no waves there.

00:28:28.000 Yeah.

00:28:29.000 Yeah, that is like straight.

00:28:30.000 Yeah, it's too perfect.

00:28:32.000 Look at his face.

00:28:33.000 That's a white man's buzz cut.

00:28:38.000 By the way, Sean, you're the greatest hustler of my generation.

00:28:42.000 Congratulations.

00:28:43.000 I revere this man.

00:28:45.000 Just like a great train robber.

00:28:46.000 Not only did he convince the world that he's black, he got caught and rode through it by throwing his mother under the bus.

00:28:52.000 And he's a great scam artist when it comes to stealing money from fundraisers.

00:28:58.000 He is, he's the most talented hustler of our generation.

00:29:01.000 D-Ray Mackinson just called him out, called him a bully, and exposed all his scamming.

00:29:06.000 Didn't do anything.

00:29:07.000 He's still rocking, unarrested.

00:29:10.000 Pictures of him as a white kid.

00:29:12.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:29:13.000 That's a crazy tangent.

00:29:14.000 So the guy's outside.

00:29:16.000 He's still live streaming.

00:29:17.000 I go, what are you doing?

00:29:18.000 He goes, I'm talking to people.

00:29:19.000 I got 40,000 followers.

00:29:21.000 Okay.

00:29:23.000 He has 20,000.

00:29:24.000 And I know, he lied.

00:29:25.000 And then he walks, he goes, I'm talking to my brother here.

00:29:27.000 I'm talking to my brother.

00:29:28.000 And then he goes up to the black guy and he says something like, did you know that's a Nazi or something like that?

00:29:32.000 And he goes, I'm going to donate to him.

00:29:34.000 Are you going to donate some money to his fund?

00:29:36.000 And I go, nah.

00:29:37.000 And he goes, oh, yeah, you only donate to Trump.

00:29:40.000 What?

00:29:41.000 Like, it was amateur hour, the apostle.

00:29:43.000 Why was I even bothering to argue with him?

00:29:45.000 Well, because he threatened my children.

00:29:47.000 That was gay.

00:29:50.000 You know, I wrote this down in the notes here.

00:29:52.000 One of the worst parts of all of that attacking my family and stuff was, it's going to sound innocuous if you don't have kids, but my youngest boy, Johnny, was five at the time.

00:30:01.000 And all of the kids were invited to a birthday party.

00:30:06.000 This would be in November of last year.

00:30:08.000 So about a year ago.

00:30:10.000 And every single one of his five-year-olds, wait, he was in kindergarten.

00:30:15.000 Yeah, he wasn't even in first grade.

00:30:16.000 They were all invited to this birthday party.

00:30:19.000 And it was at like a bouncy trampoline place.

00:30:21.000 I might cry if I tell the story.

00:30:23.000 You know, these bouncy places, not a bouncy castle, but like it's a huge room of trampolines.

00:30:28.000 And there's basketball ones, and you play dodgeball.

00:30:31.000 It's like a massive trampoline place.

00:30:33.000 You probably don't know them if you don't have kids.

00:30:36.000 Anyway, they were all invited but him.

00:30:38.000 Now, he's the most ethnic-looking kid in the family.

00:30:40.000 People assume he's Chinese because he has those Indian eyes.

00:30:44.000 And he's very brown in the summer.

00:30:46.000 So he's probably one of the most ethnic kids in his class, one of maybe two non-whites in the class.

00:30:50.000 And he's not invited.

00:30:51.000 And he's so young that he doesn't get FOMO.

00:30:55.000 He just thought it was weird.

00:30:56.000 Like, what?

00:30:57.000 You were there too?

00:31:00.000 And that just snapped my heart in two.

00:31:02.000 That he just, it was as weird as say you went to work and everyone was wearing a white blazer.

00:31:07.000 And you go, what?

00:31:08.000 What is this white blazer day?

00:31:10.000 I didn't get the memo.

00:31:10.000 And everyone was just like, I don't know.

00:31:12.000 I put on a white blazer.

00:31:13.000 You go, well, that's weird.

00:31:15.000 That was his takeaway was that something unusual happened.

00:31:19.000 Right.

00:31:21.000 And just the fact that that fucking cunt of a mom thought, I'm going to take out my personal, ridiculous political beliefs, which have nothing to do with fact and are all about fashion.

00:31:32.000 I'm going to impose my fashion trend on a five-year-old boy.

00:31:38.000 Wow.

00:31:38.000 An American Indian boy for the record.

00:31:41.000 I mean, how sick is that?

00:31:44.000 Oppressive, heartless bullying.

00:31:46.000 How fucking harsh is that?

00:31:48.000 Yeah.

00:31:49.000 You don't even believe what you believe.

00:31:51.000 And if you say that to liberals, they go, Gavin should have known that his words would start affecting his family.

00:31:56.000 Oh, okay.

00:31:58.000 Now you sound like the mob.

00:31:59.000 Oh, you should have thought about that.

00:32:01.000 You put yourself in a very difficult situation.

00:32:03.000 Should have worn sunscreen.

00:32:04.000 We were forced to disinvite your five-year-old from a birthday party.

00:32:08.000 They love revenge.

00:32:09.000 That's a really godless thing.

00:32:11.000 Yeah.

00:32:12.000 Good god.

00:32:13.000 Very vindictive.

00:32:14.000 Yeah, you don't see...

00:32:16.000 When my daughter's social life fell off a cliff last year, I said, all right, let's take you out of school, put you in private school.

00:32:21.000 So it was the Church of the Holy Child.

00:32:23.000 Then they Googled me and said no.

00:32:25.000 Just like Breezy Point.

00:32:27.000 And I thought, you're called the Holy Child And you're literally punishing the child for the sins of the father.

00:32:33.000 You know whose daughter goes to Holy Child?

00:32:36.000 Harvey Weinstein's.

00:32:38.000 Oh my.

00:32:39.000 I'm worse than a serial rapist.

00:32:41.000 Holy shit.

00:32:43.000 That's bananas.

00:32:44.000 I'm getting hot in this fucking studio, dude.

00:32:46.000 People said that they don't hear it.

00:32:48.000 Oh, really?

00:32:49.000 Yeah.

00:32:50.000 Dude, I guess I could have told you that before.

00:32:52.000 It's like that scene in Dumb and Dumber where he's like, you had two pairs of gloves this entire time.

00:32:55.000 He's like, yeah, Harry, it's the Rockies.

00:32:58.000 And he's been hoarding a pair of gloves.

00:33:00.000 So I've been sitting on the info that we can totally get away with this AC, and I haven't told you yet.

00:33:06.000 All right.

00:33:07.000 Speaking of G-Dog in the news, some British comic and Burt Kreischer were talking.

00:33:13.000 You may have to go back a pube because I thought this was interesting.

00:33:17.000 Burt Kreischer, who I love, great guy, awesome dude, really hardworking guy.

00:33:21.000 It's nice to see someone with a work ethic in stand-up comedy because they're all such lazy pussies.

00:33:27.000 You work 10 minutes a day and you make 20 bucks.

00:33:31.000 You're a fucking loser, open mic stand-up comic people.

00:33:35.000 I like how Louis Jay Gomez calls it being in the trenches.

00:33:40.000 It's not quite as bad as World War II.

00:33:42.000 D-Day and fucking yuck yucks.

00:33:46.000 A little different there.

00:33:47.000 I love Louis.

00:33:48.000 But they go, I want to make it clear, I don't agree with Andy No's politics.

00:33:52.000 Andy knows politics?

00:33:54.000 Andy No is just a quiet little Vietnamese gay who gets the shit beaten out of him.

00:33:59.000 He doesn't have politics.

00:34:00.000 He's a journalist.

00:34:01.000 Well, he doesn't believe in hate crime.

00:34:03.000 No, he noticed a spate of hate crime hoaxes in his hometown of Portland, and he investigated them and noticed that they were fake.

00:34:12.000 That's just reporting.

00:34:13.000 That's not a view.

00:34:15.000 You're not saying hate crimes don't exist when you point out ones that are fake.

00:34:19.000 In fact, you're giving bona fide hate crimes more credibility.

00:34:22.000 You're giving these people more respect.

00:34:26.000 When you do a fake rape story, you're trivializing real rape.

00:34:29.000 When you do a fake hate crime, you're trivializing racism.

00:34:32.000 Stolen valor.

00:34:33.000 And stolen valor.

00:34:34.000 Andy No is promoting the idea of racial equality by exposing these hoaxes.

00:34:38.000 Doy.

00:34:39.000 But comedians see what happened with Shane Gillis, and they are fucking cowed.

00:34:45.000 They are so scared of getting fired, of getting in trouble.

00:34:50.000 Trouble.

00:34:51.000 And not being brave.

00:34:52.000 And never fighting.

00:34:55.000 So this was this podcast.

00:34:56.000 If you standing up for what you believe in involves punching someone, sure, I can get on board with that.

00:35:01.000 Show your face, though.

00:35:02.000 Otherwise, you're standing up for nothing.

00:35:04.000 That's where, you know, and like, and once again, this is loaded politics right now.

00:35:08.000 But that's where I lean into the Proud Boys because I go, those guys are being called racist.

00:35:12.000 And at the beginning, they weren't racist at all.

00:35:15.000 They were just a group of fuckers.

00:35:16.000 They are now?

00:35:17.000 Yeah, that's the whole Joe Rosen thing.

00:35:19.000 Yeah, that whole, well, it started out as a joke, but now it's now, the only thing that's serious is the perception and the potential jail time.

00:35:27.000 But looking at nine years in prison isn't because you were a bad boy.

00:35:31.000 It's because the DNC and the deep state decided to use these guys and make an example out of them.

00:35:38.000 The politics never changed.

00:35:39.000 The politics were never really very political.

00:35:41.000 It was conservatives should have the right to speech without getting pepper sprayed.

00:35:46.000 And we like Trump.

00:35:47.000 And pro-beer.

00:35:48.000 That's it.

00:35:48.000 Yeah.

00:35:49.000 Fucking podcast listeners.

00:35:51.000 That's all they were is podcast fans.

00:35:53.000 It's like no, it was no different than Death Squad.

00:35:55.000 It was just podcast fans who all liked a guy who liked to troll people.

00:36:01.000 But they show their face.

00:36:02.000 And you go, show your fucking face.

00:36:04.000 If you're going to fucking stand for your politics, show your fucking face.

00:36:07.000 I mean, still, just don't be a racist cut, though.

00:36:10.000 But I mean, not to.

00:36:11.000 I'm never going to sit here and try to defend the Prowboys.

00:36:13.000 But I was a fan of Gavin McGinnis's for years.

00:36:19.000 He's a guy that started Prowboys.

00:36:20.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:36:20.000 But the thing is, you can be a fan of someone for ages.

00:36:23.000 We live in a time now where you can be a fan of someone for ages, and then they switch and they go absolutely batshit mental.

00:36:27.000 Yeah, and you're still.

00:36:28.000 Fuck you.

00:36:31.000 Yeah, hey, earthworm-looking man.

00:36:33.000 How did I go batshit mental, you lying fucking pussy?

00:36:37.000 He's saying that to separate himself from any kind of controversy because he doesn't want it to affect his career.

00:36:42.000 So he's throwing me under the bus.

00:36:44.000 How did I go batshit crazy?

00:36:46.000 When I said I'm dubious of Islam?

00:36:49.000 When I said most women would be happier at home, when I said trans tend to be mentally ill gays and not, in fact, women?

00:36:56.000 You know, boring normal stuff that liberals believed five years ago?

00:37:00.000 That's batshit crazy to you?

00:37:03.000 You're batshit pussy.

00:37:05.000 Daniel Slaughter.

00:37:06.000 Oh, God.

00:37:06.000 I think it's now that we live in a time of such fucking identity politics that it's just nobody's allowed to be flawed anymore.

00:37:14.000 So what did he just say?

00:37:15.000 He just said no one's allowed to be flawed anymore.

00:37:16.000 And then he said, I'm batshit crazy.

00:37:18.000 He is so down the middle, he's kicking his own ass.

00:37:21.000 First, he says he calls in Antifa for the mask thing, so he has to now throw two non-anti-conservative things because he said, you know what, boys, you're not in it.

00:37:31.000 Okay?

00:37:31.000 You've never been to one of these rallies.

00:37:33.000 You've never been pepper sprayed.

00:37:34.000 I love you, Bert, but Daniel Sloss, you're talking about something you know nothing about.

00:37:38.000 Just like the guy at CVS, you're not in the thick of it, so fuck off and shut up.

00:37:43.000 You want to come to one of these things?

00:37:44.000 You want to see what Antifa does?

00:37:46.000 You want to see them throw bricks at people?

00:37:47.000 You want to see them fucking attack old war vets?

00:37:50.000 Okay, then we can talk.

00:37:52.000 But you're pontificating.

00:37:54.000 You don't know this world.

00:37:55.000 I know this world.

00:37:56.000 I know these people.

00:37:58.000 I recognize them.

00:37:59.000 In fact, I'm getting to know them pretty intimately.

00:38:02.000 Like, we'll get to that in a second.

00:38:04.000 But keep going with this.

00:38:06.000 Oh, God.

00:38:08.000 And except for Trump, he has won that battle in spades.

00:38:13.000 I looked at the Democratic Party when they did the, whatchamacallit?

00:38:16.000 By the way, I don't know anything about politics.

00:38:18.000 Me neither.

00:38:19.000 But I went through my thing.

00:38:20.000 But let's discuss it nonetheless.

00:38:21.000 Yeah, but let's throw our hat in the ring.

00:38:24.000 This is exactly what the problem is with the world right now.

00:38:26.000 So we don't know anything about politics.

00:38:27.000 That being said, I presume, and here we go.

00:38:31.000 Yeah, this is like you would never, ever accept like you're going into a doctor.

00:38:34.000 Hey, I'm not a doctor, but I think you need this type of surgery.

00:38:38.000 Well, I'll listen.

00:38:39.000 We're just a man that two men out here.

00:38:41.000 Yeah, maybe you shouldn't call me batshit crazy sloth.

00:38:44.000 You walk into the doctor's office.

00:38:46.000 We think we're going to have to give you acts.

00:38:47.000 By the way, another criticism of Bert.

00:38:49.000 He's often barefoot on that vid cast.

00:38:51.000 Yeah, he likes his bare feet, bare chest.

00:38:54.000 No one minds a bare chest.

00:38:55.000 That's manly.

00:38:56.000 It looks great.

00:38:56.000 It's very Florida.

00:38:58.000 But no one wants to see your toes.

00:39:00.000 I was talking about that at the gym today.

00:39:01.000 We're talking about MMA and Connor McGregor, and I go, I just could never really get into Connor, into MMA.

00:39:06.000 I love Connor, but outside of that, that's not my thing.

00:39:09.000 And we just realized it's toes.

00:39:12.000 There's just too much toes in MMA.

00:39:16.000 I don't like men's toes.

00:39:18.000 There we go.

00:39:19.000 There's Rocco's toes.

00:39:22.000 Rock toes.

00:39:23.000 Anyway, so speaking of Andy No, there was an interesting article by this Capital Research org.

00:39:29.000 They just get these young interns to research the living shit out of something, and they end up writing these articles that are interesting to me as a news junkie, but it's really, as far as writing, it's not good writing.

00:39:44.000 And it's called example exhaustion.

00:39:46.000 Back when I edited advice, we would try to avoid example exhaustion where you come up with too many things to back your argument.

00:39:52.000 But nonetheless, this is like, this is the way young women write.

00:39:56.000 And it's a good article in that it's a large compendium of the left justifying violence.

00:40:04.000 And it's a funny thing that Proud Boys are looking at nine years.

00:40:07.000 I'm saying, I know it's 15, but I've been saying nine because I've got a bad feeling it's going to be nine.

00:40:12.000 And this is due to that Department of Homeland Security saying that white supremacy is their priority now.

00:40:18.000 And of course, by white supremacy, they're open to interpretation.

00:40:22.000 And the interpretation tends to be, anyone who is a patriotic group loving the president is bad news.

00:40:29.000 Anyway, so I'm looking at this article and they talk about the justification of the milkshake thing and how they love it.

00:40:35.000 And then as I'm scrolling down, keep going.

00:40:38.000 Keep going.

00:40:39.000 There's a bunch of tweets, right?

00:40:43.000 Did I zoom?

00:40:44.000 No, not yet.

00:40:45.000 Go to Charlotte Clymer.

00:40:48.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:40:48.000 Andy No intentionally provokes people on the left to drive his content.

00:40:53.000 No, he doesn't.

00:40:54.000 By the way, this goes back to that whole standard round thing.

00:40:57.000 They say provokes people.

00:40:59.000 You know what Charlotte means?

00:41:01.000 He means, and it's a he, that Andy No, by walking into where Antifa is, he's provoking them.

00:41:08.000 So by existing and reporting on them, he's provoking them.

00:41:12.000 Being attacked today on video, taken by an actual journalist, because no, it's definitely not, is the greatest thing that could have happened to his career.

00:41:19.000 Scroll down.

00:41:20.000 You know it.

00:41:21.000 I know it.

00:41:21.000 He knows it.

00:41:22.000 We all know it.

00:41:24.000 I'm not adverse to the fact that he may have benefited from that, but that's called exposing scoop.

00:41:30.000 He did good journalism.

00:41:32.000 He showed Antifa.

00:41:33.000 He showed the world how violent Antifa is.

00:41:36.000 What did he say now?

00:41:37.000 Violence is completely wrong, and I find it sad and weak to allow a sniveling weasel like Anino to get under anyone's skin.

00:41:42.000 But I'm also not going to pretend this wasn't No's goal from the start.

00:41:47.000 It wasn't No's goal, but he was aware that there was a risk there, and he was willing to take that risk.

00:41:52.000 That's called real journalism.

00:41:54.000 That's called balls.

00:41:55.000 That's called being brave.

00:41:56.000 That's called never stop fighting.

00:41:58.000 But you may recognize Charlotte Clymer.

00:42:02.000 She is, sorry, he is a kind of a handsome strapping man who has the shoulders and arms that most guys are going for when they work out.

00:42:13.000 However, when that translates to femininity, it becomes, as this Reddit poster said, a joke only God can pull off.

00:42:27.000 Do you want to click on that?

00:42:28.000 Oh, so Charlotte says, I've had TERFs, trans-exclusionary radical feminists, send this to me.

00:42:36.000 I want to be clear.

00:42:36.000 And then he goes on, just scroll down, to talk about how happy he is.

00:42:40.000 No, scroll down more.

00:42:43.000 I realize it's an effort to shame my general appearance and invalidate my humanity.

00:42:46.000 It's making fun of you, dude.

00:42:48.000 No one's trying to invalidate your humanity.

00:42:50.000 They're laughing at how silly you look.

00:42:52.000 And I know this may come as a shock to many of you, but I really love the way I look.

00:42:56.000 I am genuinely confident in my own skin, blah, blah, blah.

00:42:58.000 And I hated being a man.

00:42:59.000 Now I'm a woman.

00:43:00.000 No, you're not.

00:43:01.000 You're a man in a silly costume.

00:43:03.000 But read the 4chan quote, because it's one of these guys that inadvertently is a great writer.

00:43:08.000 See if I can make this bigger here.

00:43:11.000 Let's hear how you read.

00:43:14.000 What are you doing?

00:43:15.000 Just read it.

00:43:16.000 I can't.

00:43:17.000 Why not?

00:43:19.000 It's pretty small.

00:43:22.000 Okay.

00:43:23.000 This is honestly the funniest picture I've seen on the internet.

00:43:27.000 His vaguely threatening gesture and stance, the woman meekly clasping.

00:43:30.000 Can you show us the picture while you read?

00:43:33.000 Okay.

00:43:34.000 Why is this so complicated?

00:43:37.000 I didn't know you wanted to see the picture.

00:43:38.000 I thought you wanted to see the picture.

00:43:39.000 Yeah, why would we want to see the picture that you're talking about?

00:43:41.000 Well, we'd much rather see his elbow.

00:43:43.000 Or the text.

00:43:44.000 I zoomed in the text so you could read along.

00:43:45.000 No, you read the text.

00:43:46.000 We don't need to read along.

00:43:47.000 What is this, polka dot door?

00:43:49.000 This vaguely threatening gesture and stance moving.

00:43:51.000 No, don't read it like that.

00:43:52.000 Have some color.

00:43:53.000 You sound like you're looking for a typo.

00:43:55.000 The difference in size between his massive skull and hers, his caveman tear slouch, making him look like a hunchback versus her standing up straight, the remnants of what appear to be sideburns on the side of his face versus the woman's clear cheeks.

00:44:10.000 The intense expression on his face versus the bewildered expression on hers.

00:44:15.000 He looks like Donald Trump Jr. a little bit.

00:44:17.000 Yeah, very much so.

00:44:19.000 The sheer difference in size between their torsos.

00:44:23.000 His is probably double the size of hers.

00:44:25.000 His masculine profile with his chin jutting out and his longer face versus her wider face.

00:44:29.000 I can go on, but you get the idea.

00:44:31.000 All of this contrasted with the constant assertion that these people are identical to women and there's no meaningful difference between them makes for the most exquisite form of irony when their differences are juxtaposed so vividly.

00:44:43.000 The contrast is almost divine.

00:44:45.000 On the left is a man's hubris, his desire to capture the beauty of nature and make it his own, his cerebral and conscious understanding of what it means to be what he thinks he is, his intentional becoming, while on the right is nature, effortless.

00:44:59.000 No doctor appointments or hormones or surgery.

00:45:02.000 This just is, and it needs nothing added.

00:45:05.000 She's so fucking beautiful.

00:45:06.000 Oh, isn't she?

00:45:07.000 Yeah, she is.

00:45:08.000 She's so pure.

00:45:08.000 Look at her wrists.

00:45:10.000 I like her arms.

00:45:11.000 Like ugly girls, men are not jealous when it comes to looks.

00:45:16.000 And if you see a handsome guy, you'll joke around with him and go, Jesus Christ, look at this sculpted chin.

00:45:22.000 I'm going to go gay for you.

00:45:23.000 You make jokes about it and stuff.

00:45:24.000 And why aren't you getting more laid?

00:45:26.000 If I had those looks, I'd be fucking pussy right now, you fag.

00:45:30.000 Like you always joke around.

00:45:31.000 You don't feel jealousy.

00:45:32.000 I wish I could be him for a day or something.

00:45:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:35.000 In fact, they'll also joke back at you.

00:45:37.000 They'll go like, look how handsome I am.

00:45:39.000 And now look in the mirror.

00:45:40.000 Look how fucking fat and ugly you are.

00:45:42.000 Look at your shitty guns.

00:45:44.000 Look at these.

00:45:45.000 Look, feel that, feel that.

00:45:47.000 And then look at your little pencil arms.

00:45:49.000 And you laugh because you go, he's right.

00:45:52.000 He is an adonis.

00:45:53.000 But I think women, they must feel jealousy when they see a pretty girl like her.

00:45:57.000 They become obsessed.

00:45:58.000 What about trans, where you have a little dick hanging down there and your gross boobs?

00:46:03.000 Like, you must look down when you're at home after a shower and you just see those weird fake tits they get from the estrogen and then your sad little dick, which I guess you groom the pubes.

00:46:14.000 Like do you think they shave their pubes?

00:46:17.000 You can't really shave like, you know, you have to let it grow in to shave it and not have some pain.

00:46:24.000 Yeah.

00:46:25.000 Well, women can shave all the time.

00:46:27.000 Oh, she didn't.

00:46:28.000 He didn't cut his dick off.

00:46:30.000 That's very rare.

00:46:30.000 No, no, I know.

00:46:32.000 But he's got hair.

00:46:33.000 He's got hair in his thighs.

00:46:34.000 So he's probably got stubble where his pubes are.

00:46:37.000 And then he's got leg hair, so he has to shave all the way.

00:46:39.000 Like, it must be such a stark reminder that you're not a chick every time you see that damn dick.

00:46:45.000 I bet he sort of hits it sometimes.

00:46:46.000 He goes like, god damn it.

00:46:50.000 Okay.

00:46:51.000 Sits down to pee.

00:46:52.000 Just so the woman there just is, and she needs nothing added to it in order to be complete.

00:46:58.000 He tries so hard, and yet the harder he tries to become, the further he takes himself away from the effortlessness that is the thing that he wants to be.

00:47:06.000 It's comedy on the cosmic scale, only a joke God himself could come up with.

00:47:10.000 All right, that was terrible.

00:47:11.000 It's comedy on the cosmic scale, only a joke.gov could come up with it.

00:47:14.000 We're doing a TV show here.

00:47:16.000 New rule.

00:47:16.000 You have to start reading.

00:47:18.000 The rest of it ruled.

00:47:19.000 You have to start reading.

00:47:20.000 I just did read.

00:47:21.000 I nailed it.

00:47:22.000 No, you need to get a book and be reading a book.

00:47:24.000 Milo always insists that anyone he works for is reading a book and they can recite their last four books.

00:47:30.000 I got plenty of books.

00:47:31.000 Well, then start making a note to read, I don't know, at least 20 minutes a day.

00:47:36.000 You're becoming illiterate.

00:47:38.000 You don't think I did a good job of the other part?

00:47:41.000 It was okay.

00:47:47.000 This is kind of a non-sequitur, but I've been meaning to get to this for a while now.

00:47:51.000 There's this comedian that I wanted to, I thought would suck because he's severely paraplegic.

00:47:59.000 He's paralyzed, I believe, from the neck down.

00:48:02.000 And I've been checking him out, and he's pretty good.

00:48:07.000 His name is Donovan Crip Daddy.

00:48:10.000 I'm going chronologically through the fucking notes.

00:48:14.000 How simple do I have to make this?

00:48:17.000 What are you doing?

00:48:18.000 You're on five stories down.

00:48:20.000 I just talked about Charlotte Clymer.

00:48:22.000 Now I'm at Donovan Crip Daddy.

00:48:24.000 It's all very clear.

00:48:27.000 Maybe you shouldn't open tabs.

00:48:28.000 Yeah, it gets lost.

00:48:30.000 It gets lost in the sauce.

00:48:31.000 So anyway, you think this is going to be affirmative action?

00:48:33.000 This guy's going to suck?

00:48:34.000 He actually is a pretty good dude, and I'm enjoying his Twitter.

00:48:38.000 Check him out.

00:48:42.000 Turn it up.

00:48:44.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:48:45.000 Don't be an asshole.

00:48:47.000 Also, if you're one of those 15-year-olds that loves talking about how X cured your depression, I don't want to hear it.

00:48:54.000 If you're out there and you say that a musician cured your depression, newsblast, you didn't really have depression.

00:49:02.000 You were just sad for a little bit.

00:49:03.000 That's all.

00:49:04.000 poop shit fart but man we're all just Yeah, I like it.

00:49:09.000 He's really endearing.

00:49:11.000 Brutally honest, dude.

00:49:14.000 And he says things like, every time I do stand-up, people say more like sit down, huh?

00:49:19.000 And he goes, I never use jokes like that because they're fucking easy.

00:49:23.000 Just like your mother.

00:49:24.000 Nice.

00:49:25.000 I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.

00:49:27.000 This is a different one.

00:49:28.000 There's no rhyme or reason as to why I haven't uploaded an actual video.

00:49:33.000 I can't hear it with a gun.

00:49:34.000 I just want to be able to upload something that I feel passionate about or have a drive for.

00:49:41.000 And that is few far between.

00:49:45.000 I mean, I'm appreciative of you guys sticking with me through all of it.

00:49:49.000 And I wish I could promise you that there was another video coming soon.

00:49:53.000 But as of right now, I have no plans.

00:49:56.000 I'm going to continue moving forward with my podcast with my mom.

00:50:01.000 I have debated starting a new channel.

00:50:04.000 Can you imagine the existential dread you'd have if you were paralyzed from the neck down?

00:50:11.000 Yeah.

00:50:12.000 By the way, sorry, but your neck tattoo, your chest tattoo, lacks this sort of grid and oomph that tattoos have when you can't feel it.

00:50:20.000 Like, it's not a big part of a tattoo, but a little bit of it is that hurt.

00:50:24.000 If you can't feel your body, don't get a tattoo.

00:50:27.000 That might have been against his will in his sleep.

00:50:30.000 Yeah, maybe it says GIMP.

00:50:30.000 You don't know.

00:50:32.000 It was a prank.

00:50:33.000 Some church did it.

00:50:34.000 When they passed out at a party.

00:50:36.000 He passed out at a party, you could just full body tattoo.

00:50:36.000 Yeah.

00:50:39.000 Yeah, you don't have to use a sharpie.

00:50:41.000 Anyway, he's a pretty funny dude.

00:50:44.000 And speaking of funny dudes, this is another non-sequitur.

00:50:47.000 But I don't know if you saw Nikki Glazer at the Stephen Baldwin, Alec Baldwin Roast.

00:50:54.000 Dude, I don't know if she writes these or not, but the deliveries, she's one of the best comedians in the country right now.

00:51:00.000 She's on fire.

00:51:01.000 And I'm not saying that because it's a chick.

00:51:03.000 I'm not saying that because she's hot.

00:51:05.000 She's also very hot.

00:51:06.000 She really liked Death the Cool.

00:51:08.000 In fact, I think she might be one of the names on the back.

00:51:08.000 She's awesome.

00:51:12.000 Yeah.

00:51:12.000 So fucking good, I can't recommend it enough.

00:51:14.000 Oh, she's Nicky Glazer.

00:51:16.000 Justin Thoreau, Andrew W.K., Justin Halpern, Mindy Kaling.

00:51:20.000 Mindy Kaling recommends.

00:51:22.000 Wow.

00:51:24.000 But yeah, check out this fucking roast.

00:51:28.000 It's near perfect.

00:51:29.000 Sean Hayes!

00:51:31.000 Keep it going for the reason Mike Pence says we have hurricanes.

00:51:36.000 Yeah.

00:51:39.000 Give me the fucking remote.

00:51:40.000 You look like the little man on top of a wedding cake that a bakery would refuse to make for you.

00:51:47.000 Will and Grace is really the best you could do.

00:51:50.000 You look like the little man on top of a wedding cake that a bakery would refuse to make for you.

00:51:50.000 It just like you can make.

00:51:57.000 Will and Grace was really the best you could do.

00:52:00.000 It just.

00:52:05.000 Just Jack.

00:52:06.000 Just Jack is.

00:52:07.000 It's also what I'm going to do in my hotel room alone after sitting next to Blake Griffin all night.

00:52:11.000 Jesus Christ.

00:52:12.000 You're so hot.

00:52:14.000 What the fuck?

00:52:16.000 You're so hot.

00:52:17.000 I'd fuck you in front of my grandparents.

00:52:19.000 That's how.

00:52:21.000 I almost want to, you know?

00:52:24.000 I feel like Mimi would be proud.

00:52:30.000 Blake, you look like a black guy that got made by a printer running out of ink.

00:52:34.000 That's.

00:52:35.000 The variety of jokes, too, is amazing.

00:52:38.000 And she's not roasting him.

00:52:40.000 Everyone else gets roasted, but he's too hot.

00:52:43.000 Chris Redd is here because Comedy Central wasn't sure if Blake was black or not.

00:52:54.000 You look great, Chris.

00:52:56.000 You always dress like a nine-year-old who just found $1,000 on the sidewalk.

00:53:00.000 Is that off the dome?

00:53:04.000 No.

00:53:06.000 At this point, like, what can you say about Jeff Ross that he hasn't heard before?

00:53:10.000 It's like, oh, I respect you.

00:53:15.000 You look nice tonight.

00:53:18.000 Here's your salad, sir.

00:53:20.000 Okay.

00:53:20.000 Stuff like that.

00:53:21.000 Jeff, you look like if Popeye only ate Popeyes.

00:53:28.000 Check that.

00:53:30.000 No, Jeff, no.

00:53:33.000 Don't break the couch.

00:53:34.000 Your face.

00:53:38.000 Your face has a bad bud.

00:53:40.000 Jeff gets really hot girls and I just I don't have Teens, I'm sorry I read that wrong.

00:53:48.000 How do you get...

00:53:53.000 I just don't understand.

00:53:57.000 That's a rape joke.

00:53:59.000 Robert Zeniro is here.

00:54:03.000 Good evening, please, Nikki.

00:54:05.000 Looking like Alf.

00:54:09.000 I can't even believe I get to share this stage with you tonight, Robert Zeniro.

00:54:16.000 And by this stage, I mean the final one of your life.

00:54:18.000 It's...

00:54:25.000 I don't feel right about any of this.

00:54:28.000 Caitlin Jenner, I just want to thank you for all you've done for the trans movement in the size 16 stiletto industry.

00:54:37.000 You are such an incredible athlete.

00:54:39.000 People forget just how fast you once ran from your first family to go be on a reality show.

00:54:48.000 All right, that's enough.

00:54:50.000 I feel weird playing a clip that long, but it's just so rare to see good comedy.

00:54:54.000 Yeah, I don't watch comedy.

00:54:55.000 Probably nobody that watches this does.

00:54:57.000 Nobody watches TV.

00:54:59.000 No, nobody watches TV.

00:54:59.000 No.

00:55:00.000 No one watches award shows.

00:55:01.000 No one watches roasts.

00:55:02.000 You're doing us a favor here.

00:55:04.000 But to see, like, her stand-up is really good, too.

00:55:07.000 Yeah, she fucked.

00:55:08.000 She hasn't fucked in a long time.

00:55:11.000 Although there is something, just to be negative for a second here, there's something about her where there's a lack of sex appeal.

00:55:20.000 I don't know if it's because she talks about butt sex and she's really raunchy all the time, but she kind of has that lady gaga thing where you're like, gorgeous, blonde, beautiful body, dress is hot.

00:55:30.000 I got nothing.

00:55:32.000 I'm gay.

00:55:33.000 You know what I mean?

00:55:34.000 When there's other chicks that are kind of chubby Puerto Ricans and you're like, you're useless.

00:55:34.000 Yeah.

00:55:39.000 You don't have a job.

00:55:40.000 You watch TV all day.

00:55:41.000 I have a coconut smasher down there.

00:55:43.000 I don't know why.

00:55:44.000 I just took a blue chew just looking at you.

00:55:47.000 I can't explain it.

00:55:47.000 It's weird.

00:55:49.000 There's a certain thing.

00:55:50.000 It's really spooky.

00:55:53.000 All right.

00:55:54.000 This is what I've been meaning to get to for a while now.

00:55:57.000 I've been in the trenches.

00:56:00.000 I've been storming the beaches of politically correct Normandy for so long that names are starting to pop up.

00:56:07.000 And I'm like, wait, I recognize that guy.

00:56:09.000 And just like I recognize that dude, Charlotte Clymer, and his big hulking shoulders, dude, it's not fair.

00:56:17.000 Since the 1800s, I'm going to say, maybe more?

00:56:22.000 Maybe since forever, men have been putting like a wig on their head, lipstick, and a dress and saying, hello, I'm Elite, to make everyone laugh.

00:56:31.000 It's gone from cave days to Mrs. Doubtfire, ring any bells, clinger, en mash.

00:56:38.000 I mean, we grew up being told, oh my lord.

00:56:43.000 He's a handsome guy.

00:56:45.000 There's no woman that ugly in the world.

00:56:48.000 Like even Tarana Burke.

00:56:50.000 Do you think you look remotely feminine?

00:56:53.000 You don't even look like a dude dressed up as a woman.

00:56:56.000 You just look like a handsome guy with long hair who's wearing a weird shirt.

00:57:00.000 Yeah, look at him.

00:57:02.000 He's breathtakingly gorgeous.

00:57:04.000 Nope.

00:57:05.000 Not happening, Ethel Merman.

00:57:09.000 Oh, look at his stature.

00:57:11.000 I'm a lady.

00:57:13.000 No, you're not.

00:57:15.000 Anyway.

00:57:18.000 So I start recognizing him.

00:57:19.000 I go, oh, that's Charlotte Klymer.

00:57:20.000 And this other dude I've been seeing for a while, his name is Feras Nasser.

00:57:27.000 Jewish gay who, this is, I think I'm going to nominate him the mayor of Clown World.

00:57:35.000 Sean King is the world's greatest hustler.

00:57:39.000 And this guy, Feras Nasser, is the mayor of Clown World.

00:57:43.000 Let me give you some background here.

00:57:45.000 See if you can digest this.

00:57:47.000 If you're standing, please stop what you're doing.

00:57:50.000 Please sit down.

00:57:51.000 Because this is going to be a bitter pill.

00:57:54.000 No, a tricky pill to swallow.

00:57:56.000 This is going to be basically doing the Rubik's Cube with your feet.

00:57:59.000 You ready for this?

00:58:02.000 Pulse nightclub.

00:58:03.000 How many people died at Pulse?

00:58:05.000 49?

00:58:07.000 I get confused with the injured, too.

00:58:10.000 Because people got shot through their fucking leg.

00:58:12.000 They didn't die, but isn't that just as consequential or at least darn close?

00:58:16.000 49 killed, 53 wounded.

00:58:19.000 49 killed, 53 wounded.

00:58:21.000 By a Muslim.

00:58:24.000 An Islamicist.

00:58:26.000 Murdered them because he saw them as peak infidel.

00:58:30.000 Christians are disgusting.

00:58:32.000 Atheists should die.

00:58:33.000 Non-Muslims are gross.

00:58:35.000 Gays, that is the biggest affront to Allah.

00:58:40.000 There's nothing worse than gays.

00:58:42.000 So this guy grabs a gun and goes and kills as many as he possibly can, shoots them in a horrific slaughter.

00:58:52.000 So this Jewish man, he already knows that Muslims in northern Paris want him dead.

00:59:00.000 He knows that in Saudi Arabia, for example, it's illegal to be gay.

00:59:05.000 He knows that ISIS is throwing gays off buildings.

00:59:08.000 So he should go, all right, I'm starting a new, what would you call it?

00:59:14.000 I don't even know.

00:59:15.000 Political action group.

00:59:16.000 And they're called Work for Peace.

00:59:19.000 And what they do is they dance.

00:59:22.000 Work, meaning a play on twerk.

00:59:25.000 And so the first priority after Pulse, his group, his raison debt is the Pulse nightclub shooting.

00:59:33.000 You know how much attention he's focused on Islam?

00:59:36.000 Oh, a hand job amount.

00:59:40.000 You know how much he's focused on white supremacy?

00:59:42.000 100%.

00:59:45.000 White supremacy was behind the Pulse nightclub shooting.

00:59:49.000 What?

00:59:50.000 So he dresses like a beautiful, sexy black woman.

00:59:53.000 He's always going like this with his gorgeous short hair.

00:59:58.000 And he gyrates his butt.

00:59:59.000 By the way, hey, work for peace, dude.

01:00:02.000 You can't twerk.

01:00:03.000 You don't have any butt cheeks.

01:00:04.000 Men can't twerk.

01:00:04.000 You suck.

01:00:05.000 Sorry, gays.

01:00:06.000 You're not good at it.

01:00:08.000 So I first discovered this dude when he was dancing in front of Mike Pence's house.

01:00:16.000 And I've seen him everywhere ever since.

01:00:19.000 Look at this.

01:00:21.000 Look at this.

01:00:22.000 There he is with the jean shorts.

01:00:29.000 So just pause for a second here.

01:00:31.000 Let me also, I hope you didn't stand up from when we last had you sit down.

01:00:35.000 Do you know why they hate Mike Pence?

01:00:37.000 Because they were talking about Medicaid or Medicare, whatever, healthcare.

01:00:43.000 And they were talking about how it's allotted.

01:00:45.000 And he's a very state's rights guy.

01:00:47.000 And he goes, it should be handled state by state by state.

01:00:50.000 And then someone says, well, what if one state wants to use some of their money that's fighting AIDS to give gays these programs on not being such sluts and having less sexual partners?

01:01:03.000 And he goes, yeah, whatever.

01:01:04.000 And they go, what if they want to do electroconversion therapy, for example?

01:01:04.000 It's up to that state.

01:01:08.000 It's a state thing.

01:01:09.000 Let's take it up with the states.

01:01:10.000 That became, Mike Pence wants gays electrocuted.

01:01:15.000 So they go to his house and assume that not only does he want gays electrocuted, which is just false, but he hates dancing and he hates gays enjoying themselves in dancing, just like the Muslim terrorist who shot the club up at Pulse.

01:01:32.000 I mean, is that dumb?

01:01:33.000 I wouldn't call it dumb.

01:01:34.000 It's insane.

01:01:36.000 Ignorant.

01:01:37.000 No, it's not ignorant.

01:01:38.000 It's a new thing.

01:01:42.000 It's just clown world.

01:01:44.000 Yeah.

01:01:44.000 Look at this.

01:01:46.000 Religious, what does he say?

01:01:47.000 Stop, stop.

01:01:48.000 What did that sign say?

01:01:49.000 Let's see.

01:01:51.000 Religious registry led to the Third Reich.

01:01:54.000 So please reason with your queen, oh big daddy Mike.

01:01:58.000 Wait, we want a religious registry?

01:02:00.000 Mike Pence never called for a religious registry.

01:02:03.000 And by the way, you see that moon, that crescent and a star?

01:02:08.000 That's who killed you in Pulse.

01:02:12.000 Not Jews, not Nazis, and certainly not Mike Pence.

01:02:17.000 And the Queen?

01:02:22.000 What is going on?

01:02:24.000 Chance of Daddy Pence come dance rang out of the city.

01:02:27.000 Mike Pence is against dance?

01:02:28.000 It's like the gay at CVS yesterday.

01:02:31.000 He's mad at me because I like Trump because that's homophobic.

01:02:34.000 Trump is the most gay positive.

01:02:35.000 No one cares, dude.

01:02:37.000 No one cares if you're gay.

01:02:38.000 It's not revolutionary.

01:02:40.000 And you twerking, which you suck at.

01:02:42.000 It's amazing that he's devoted his life to twerking.

01:02:45.000 Twerking involves your butt jiggling like crazy and even clapping.

01:02:49.000 It's just like you need big tits for an ass.

01:02:52.000 He kind of does have an ass.

01:02:54.000 No, he does not have an ass.

01:02:56.000 I disagree.

01:02:56.000 Let's see his ass.

01:02:58.000 I've got a million.

01:02:58.000 Where's that one?

01:02:59.000 I couldn't sleep last night.

01:03:00.000 And so it was like four in the morning just sitting in my bed sending myself tweets of work for peace.

01:03:07.000 I've got a thousand them there.

01:03:08.000 There he is.

01:03:10.000 So that's his van.

01:03:13.000 He drives all over the country, twerking.

01:03:15.000 It's a...

01:03:20.000 I think he drives a Chevy Tacomo.

01:03:27.000 He's so gay.

01:03:31.000 Let's see some of his dance moves.

01:03:32.000 Find another one.

01:03:33.000 Oh, he gets up on top of that thing later.

01:03:36.000 Of course.

01:03:36.000 And starts dancing.

01:03:37.000 So this is to stop DC and it's about climate change.

01:03:42.000 Oh, no, this is still the mic.

01:03:44.000 Those are some of his dances.

01:03:46.000 Yeah.

01:03:48.000 His butt cheeks aren't jiggling, dude.

01:03:50.000 That's not torquing.

01:03:51.000 I saw like the one that's been going around on Twitter where he does the glitter bomb.

01:03:55.000 It was for the environmental thing.

01:03:57.000 Yeah.

01:03:57.000 And people point out that.

01:03:59.000 Oh, here he is.

01:03:59.000 Here he is.

01:04:00.000 This is a very important one.

01:04:01.000 Let's hear this.

01:04:06.000 We are here.

01:04:06.000 We are queer.

01:04:07.000 And.

01:04:08.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:04:10.000 I just did.

01:04:10.000 This is why I don't go full screen.

01:04:12.000 Look, every time.

01:04:14.000 You see me clicking?

01:04:16.000 You see me doing the things that a regular video would allow me to do.

01:04:18.000 If you think about it, 49 individuals were massacred on a dance floor.

01:04:23.000 So our work is to take the dance floor into the streets, occupy space, and assert that we are here, we are queer, and we're not going anywhere.

01:04:30.000 And government from a top-down level and people from a bottom-up level need to change their perspectives and policies in order to allow us to dance.

01:04:44.000 What are you talking about?

01:04:46.000 You know, in New York, Giuliani had a cabaret law where he would try to prevent people from dancing at pubs and stuff because he wanted to know what clubs are so we could focus on MDMA and drugs.

01:04:56.000 I thought it was a fucking ridiculous thing.

01:04:57.000 It's the dumbest thing Giuliani ever did.

01:04:59.000 It's a real blight on his mayorship.

01:05:02.000 But Mr. Work for Peace.

01:05:06.000 Fasar, God, his name is weird.

01:05:08.000 Farass Nasser.

01:05:10.000 You need to be twerking and doing all of that in front of a mosque.

01:05:10.000 Yes.

01:05:15.000 Hold on, one second.

01:05:16.000 What were you saying?

01:05:19.000 He should be doing that in front of a mosque.

01:05:23.000 If you're going to be this sexy black woman with your butt like that, shouldn't he be in drag?

01:05:29.000 Like, shouldn't he have long blonde hair and high-heeled shoes on?

01:05:32.000 He's dressed like Mork from Orc.

01:05:35.000 Wouldn't that suck to have to intentionally walk a certain way all the time?

01:05:38.000 He's dressed like a little kid, like Punky Brewster.

01:05:42.000 So you should maybe be like moshing or skanking or something.

01:05:46.000 But if you're going to be sexy and very butt-occentric, he should have leather pants on and high-heeled shoes and be clean-shaven with lipstick.

01:05:54.000 I mean, at least Charlotte Clymer's trying.

01:05:59.000 You can't do that.

01:06:00.000 Even within the gay parameters.

01:06:02.000 If you're going to fag it up like that, you got to dress like a sexy woman.

01:06:06.000 You see how he's holding a plastic water bottle, people noted, and they're also littering with paper glitter all over the fucking place?

01:06:13.000 And this is for an environmental cause?

01:06:14.000 Oh, great.

01:06:16.000 Oh, I like Bridget Fatassi says greenhouse gases saw this and surrendered.

01:06:20.000 So he just starts applying it now to climate change.

01:06:23.000 Hey, people who pollute, I'm going to twerk.

01:06:27.000 Okay.

01:06:29.000 You want to ruin the environment?

01:06:31.000 Fine, I'm going to jiggle my buns.

01:06:33.000 It's nihilism.

01:06:35.000 Please stop.

01:06:37.000 Oh, no?

01:06:39.000 Hey, Mike Pence.

01:06:40.000 I heard that someone was jiggling their buns outside your house.

01:06:43.000 Yeah.

01:06:44.000 Drove me nuts.

01:06:45.000 And it made me change some policies that I had come up with when it comes to butt jiggling.

01:06:50.000 Now butt jiggling is officially legal in America thanks to Work for Peace.

01:06:56.000 Again, folks, he's Jewish.

01:06:59.000 He started a group that came after the Pulse nightclub shooting.

01:07:04.000 Zero focus on Islam.

01:07:07.000 You want to wear yarmic around northern Paris and twerk?

01:07:11.000 Do you want to see who comes out to get you?

01:07:13.000 It's not going to be Christians.

01:07:14.000 It's not going to be white men.

01:07:16.000 It's not going to be corporate polluters.

01:07:18.000 Look at him.

01:07:19.000 Greenhouse asses versus greenhouse gas thing again.

01:07:22.000 That's his trademark.

01:07:25.000 Then he gets bored.

01:07:27.000 Does a little dance.

01:07:27.000 I got to get out of here.

01:07:30.000 I sent you like 9,000 of them.

01:07:32.000 He's in everything.

01:07:34.000 I didn't see this.

01:07:34.000 What's this one?

01:07:35.000 Now he's in Berlin.

01:07:36.000 Berlin, Germany.

01:07:37.000 Look.

01:07:38.000 Screw you, Berlin.

01:07:40.000 I'm going to show you my denim buns.

01:07:43.000 Oh, God, you're so sexy.

01:07:47.000 He looks like a Huffbo blogger.

01:07:50.000 What are you doing?

01:07:54.000 Do gays find this appealing at all?

01:07:56.000 Like, is there a game with a boner right now?

01:07:56.000 I don't know.

01:07:58.000 Is there one...

01:08:03.000 Is there one dude in the world who's like, oh, shit?

01:08:07.000 Yeah, I bet.

01:08:08.000 That is a smoke show.

01:08:10.000 I don't think there is.

01:08:12.000 Well, I mean, some people like everything.

01:08:16.000 No, I think gays see him and go, awesome, dude.

01:08:19.000 Oh, I don't think they literally go, there's got to be somebody out there that fights.

01:08:26.000 There's people that drink off to cartoons and stuff.

01:08:26.000 I don't know.

01:08:28.000 Let's start sending that video to gays.

01:08:30.000 Okay.

01:08:31.000 Like, it's not even jiggling.

01:08:33.000 And what were you doing in Berlin?

01:08:35.000 Taking down the wall?

01:08:37.000 Yeah, I don't know.

01:08:39.000 Go to Syria.

01:08:40.000 Let's keep going.

01:08:41.000 Have we done them?

01:08:43.000 Yeah.

01:08:44.000 No, we have the meditating lady.

01:08:45.000 Okay.

01:08:46.000 He's in that too.

01:08:48.000 Yeah, there he is.

01:08:48.000 Oh, he is.

01:08:49.000 Hey, man.

01:08:53.000 Okay, we're getting example exhaustion.

01:08:56.000 By the way, fierce.

01:08:59.000 You're not fierce.

01:09:00.000 Let me show you how to do it.

01:09:02.000 If you want to come up with a solution to pulse, if you want to fight Islamophobia, you do what these people do in Britain.

01:09:11.000 You have a gay pride Muslim march.

01:09:17.000 This is nailing the problem.

01:09:19.000 This is going into the eye of the storm.

01:09:21.000 British Muslims launch first ever Pride Festival.

01:09:24.000 Perfect.

01:09:25.000 That's crazy, yeah.

01:09:26.000 This is what you do.

01:09:27.000 And by the way, that is fucking dangerous.

01:09:31.000 That's brave.

01:09:32.000 That's true civil rights.

01:09:34.000 That is true social justice.

01:09:35.000 That is true activism.

01:09:38.000 This is what it's about.

01:09:39.000 This is making a change.

01:09:41.000 This is being a, I mean, I could go on for days.

01:09:43.000 Everything Work for Peace purports to do, those people are doing with that march.

01:09:48.000 Love is not haram.

01:09:50.000 I kind of like that.

01:09:52.000 By the way, speaking of anti-Semitism, I've noticed a lot of people talking about the rise of anti-Semitism here in Brooklyn, or here in New York, I should say.

01:10:00.000 And they make it look like it's white supremacists when it's almost always black kids.

01:10:05.000 And I used to live in Williamsburg, and I've lived around Hasidic Jews my entire adult life.

01:10:10.000 Montreal, Mile End, upstate New York, Catskills, and Williamsburg, Brooklyn, the three places that Hasidic Jews are most densely populated.

01:10:18.000 I've always been around.

01:10:19.000 And they often get attacked, and it's usually by fatherless black 14-year-olds.

01:10:25.000 And the reason they do it is because they can.

01:10:28.000 Because when they do it to red-haired Irish guys or Italians, they get the shit beaten out of them.

01:10:32.000 But Hasidic Jews tend not to fight back.

01:10:34.000 So I'm not even sure I would call it anti-Semitism.

01:10:37.000 I think it's bigotry, or it could just be extreme negligence.

01:10:46.000 Like they're not really doing it because they have a problem with Israel or Judaism or they think that you should appreciate Jews or, I mean, Jesus, or you killed Jesus, you matzekirist.

01:10:56.000 I don't think it has any kind of background or subtext or context.

01:11:01.000 I think it's just like, there's one of those funny looking guys.

01:11:04.000 Yeah.

01:11:04.000 Zero to do with any sort of.

01:11:06.000 I think our problem as adults is we assume there's some thought in, but what you're seeing is extreme thoughtlessness, an extreme lack of empathy for other human beings.

01:11:15.000 And that's what you get when you live in a ghetto with no father and a mother who doesn't give a shit about you.

01:11:22.000 Music.

01:11:27.000 they don't even really confront this in this video this pro jewish video look Why did those kids do that?

01:11:41.000 There's no why.

01:11:45.000 They're bad kids.

01:11:52.000 All right, I think we should start wrapping it up here.

01:11:54.000 Let's not do another marathon show.

01:11:56.000 Oh, but we got to cover this woman.

01:11:58.000 We're going to call her Crying Brat from now on.

01:12:01.000 The crying brat who went viral yesterday, Greta Thurnberg.

01:12:06.000 From now on, we call her Crying Brat.

01:12:08.000 You know what I mean?

01:12:09.000 Yeah.

01:12:10.000 Like legless man.

01:12:13.000 Like bagel boss, crying brat.

01:12:15.000 Got it?

01:12:16.000 So crying brat did a talk in front of the UN.

01:12:22.000 I mean, this is getting bizarre.

01:12:24.000 It's getting sick.

01:12:26.000 And the way they dance her around and clap for her, pretending that what she has to say is valid, is just fucking ridiculous.

01:12:34.000 But she came here on some billionaire's yacht, some racing yacht.

01:12:40.000 Took a week to get here, and now everyone's flying back on jets.

01:12:44.000 But you've probably seen this, but we got to cover it because it'll be old news tomorrow.

01:12:48.000 Watching you.

01:12:51.000 What did she say?

01:12:51.000 I'm sorry.

01:12:52.000 Let me go back to the video.

01:12:53.000 My message is that we'll be watching you.

01:12:56.000 Okay.

01:12:59.000 Woo!

01:13:02.000 So brave.

01:13:05.000 This is all wrong.

01:13:07.000 Yeah.

01:13:08.000 I shouldn't be up here.

01:13:09.000 Correct.

01:13:10.000 I should be back in school on the other side of the ocean.

01:13:13.000 Yep.

01:13:14.000 Yet, did I come to us young people for hope?

01:13:19.000 How dare you?

01:13:20.000 Oh, God.

01:13:22.000 You have stolen my dreams, my childhood with your empty words.

01:13:27.000 And yet, I'm one of the lucky ones.

01:13:30.000 Those real tears are suffering.

01:13:33.000 People are dying.

01:13:35.000 Entire ecosystems are collapsing.

01:13:38.000 Where?

01:13:39.000 We are in the beginning of a mass extinction, and all you can talk about is money and fairy tales of eternal economic growth.

01:13:49.000 How dare you?

01:13:50.000 Fairy tales of eternal economic growth.

01:13:52.000 Hey, crying, Brat.

01:13:53.000 Would you like to see a graph of the stock market from, say, 1900 till now?

01:14:01.000 Wait a minute.

01:14:01.000 Now, we're reversing the image here.

01:14:03.000 Actually, I shouldn't do this because it's going to play back.

01:14:05.000 It goes a little like this.

01:14:08.000 Oh, there's some bad ones.

01:14:09.000 Oh, the Great Depression.

01:14:12.000 It's a 45-degree line.

01:14:15.000 And don't make this into a Z-Kile.

01:14:16.000 It's a 45-degree line.

01:14:19.000 You know what that is?

01:14:20.000 That's not a fairy tale.

01:14:21.000 That is a true story of eternal economic growth.

01:14:25.000 Would you like to see lifespan, crying, Brat?

01:14:28.000 Lifespan again.

01:14:31.000 50 years old was ancient in the 30s.

01:14:35.000 That's why people retired so early.

01:14:37.000 Because it's like, well, you're going to be dead in five years anyway.

01:14:39.000 Men living till 85, that's mental.

01:14:43.000 And I believe that's where we're at right now.

01:14:45.000 I bet the average lifespan for an American male is close to 80.

01:14:51.000 I bet it's 79.

01:14:53.000 I checked a long time ago and it was 75.

01:14:56.000 That's great.

01:14:58.000 Now, in the 30s and 40s, you better have a kid by the time you're 19 because you're going to be a grandpa when you're 25 or 30 and you're going to be dead when you're 55 or 60.

01:15:10.000 78 years old.

01:15:12.000 Jesus, I don't even think I want to make it to 78.

01:15:16.000 Anyway, let's see the puppet talk.

01:15:18.000 The crying brat.

01:15:19.000 The garbage pill kid.

01:15:24.000 Yes, repeat the shit we're saying.

01:15:30.000 For more than 30 years, the science has been crystal clear.

01:15:34.000 False.

01:15:36.000 How dare you continue to look away?

01:15:39.000 I wish they'd look away.

01:15:40.000 Come here saying that you're doing enough when the politics and solutions needed are still nowhere in sight.

01:15:47.000 Just pause.

01:15:48.000 You know, just like that gay dude, the Work for Peace Guy, should be totally focused on Islam.

01:15:52.000 If you're really concerned about pollution, you should be 100% focused on China.

01:15:57.000 They're building a coal factory every week.

01:16:00.000 90% of the plastic that's in waterways are in two Chinese rivers.

01:16:06.000 We've got places like Canada responsible for something like 1.5% of the carbon footprint of the world, and they are bending over backwards to make that 1.5%, I don't know, 0.8%, totally irrelevant.

01:16:20.000 You're sitting here recycling a coffee cup while there's just sludge, all of China pouring sludge and shit down.

01:16:28.000 It's just a game, and it's a sinister game.

01:16:31.000 There's something deeper going on here.

01:16:32.000 There was a good book written by this guy.

01:16:35.000 What's his name?

01:16:36.000 Click on that Amazon link, The Nazi Roots of this.

01:16:39.000 Green Tyranny.

01:16:41.000 What's the subhead?

01:16:41.000 It's too small.

01:16:43.000 Exposing the totalitarian roots of the climate-industrial complex.

01:16:48.000 There's weird kind of anti-human undertones here.

01:16:51.000 But, you know, in Sweden where she's from, they talk about how we have to get into cannibalism to reduce the population.

01:16:58.000 She's talking about eating bugs.

01:17:00.000 And the Nazis were big on this.

01:17:02.000 The Nazis were huge on having less humans.

01:17:05.000 We are a scourge.

01:17:07.000 You see this in a lot of fucking stupid liberal Hollywood movies where the robots realize that we're the worst thing to happen to the earth, so we have to die.

01:17:14.000 Click on that interview with the dude who wrote that book.

01:17:17.000 Ben Weingarten, by the way, conservative pundit, works with Encounter books a lot.

01:17:22.000 His wife is an insane smokeshow.

01:17:25.000 Oh my lord.

01:17:26.000 She's got the opposite of what Nikki Glazer and Lady Gaga have.

01:17:30.000 Is this time-coded?

01:17:31.000 I couldn't, yes, I couldn't find a picture of her online.

01:17:34.000 But when you do, you're going to poop your panties.

01:17:36.000 And perverse logic that takes us from anti-capitalism to environmentalism.

01:17:42.000 Where do those views intersect?

01:17:45.000 Well, Ben, you put your finger on it.

01:17:47.000 It's anti-capitalism is the uniting thing, and anti-the freedom of the individual.

01:17:52.000 You can't brush your hair.

01:17:53.000 And whether you care to call it extreme left or extreme right, those are the things that unite those ideologies.

01:18:00.000 Now, with, if you like, the extreme right, their basic categories are to do with biology and race.

01:18:07.000 And with the extreme left, it used to be class.

01:18:10.000 But what you had is the extreme left gave up on the working class.

01:18:15.000 When the working class didn't revolt, as Marx and Engels predicted, they essentially gave up on rationality and they gave up on American working class.

01:18:28.000 And the American working class see themselves as temporarily embarrassed millionaires.

01:18:34.000 So when the Marxists said, we're going to rise up and unionize and make the whole country one big factory, they went, uh, I'm not here for long.

01:18:42.000 And when I'm rich, I don't want you assholes taxing me.

01:18:45.000 So they went, all right, let's give up on the proletariat and focus on academia and brainwashing students who can then brainwash society.

01:18:55.000 And that worked great because those students ended up becoming judges and legislators and politicians and they became excellent at sabotaging society from the inside out.

01:19:06.000 Brilliant saboteurs.

01:19:08.000 Working class.

01:19:09.000 And they said the working class have been bewitched by consumerism and so forth.

01:19:15.000 And so they therefore brought into the irrational politics of what had been, if you like, the far right.

01:19:22.000 So that's another kind of way that the far left twisted itself into positions you see, the anti-rational, the nihilistic positions of the Nazis.

01:19:35.000 And fascinating.

01:19:37.000 That's really the key word behind all of this eco-fear-mongering.

01:19:42.000 Nihilism.

01:19:44.000 Maybe we should call that the episode of the show.

01:19:47.000 She is a nihilist.

01:19:49.000 She is a cannibal.

01:19:50.000 She is pro-suicide.

01:19:52.000 She has suicidal tendencies.

01:19:55.000 And the brand she's selling is nihilism.

01:19:58.000 Of course, Trump recognizes that.

01:20:00.000 And instead of being pretentious like me and pulling up some British intellectual, he tries sarcasm.

01:20:08.000 And what did he say?

01:20:09.000 Read it as old 80s Trump, please.

01:20:12.000 She seems like a very happy girl, looking forward to a bright and wonderful future.

01:20:17.000 So nice to see.

01:20:18.000 That's new Trump.

01:20:19.000 That's new Trump.

01:20:21.000 Well, you can just paraphrase.

01:20:23.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 She seems like a very happy young girl, and a lot of girls aren't so happy, frankly.

01:20:28.000 And luckily, she's one of the girls that does seem kind of one of those that are optimistic and fun.

01:20:33.000 And I hope she has a wonderful and bright future.

01:20:39.000 I also have in my notes here, clean up some fucking garbage, bitch.

01:20:44.000 That's the News Wars thing where this guy is going around liberal-run cities.

01:20:50.000 And in an apolitical fashion, he's just cleaning up trash.

01:20:54.000 50 tons of garbage picked up on a shoestring budget.

01:20:58.000 Tons with a T. And there's lefties who are trying to thwart him because they don't like the message it sends.

01:21:05.000 So while they are throwing confetti all over the ground, he's picking it up.

01:21:08.000 *music*

01:21:16.000 Is that Millie Weaver?

01:21:17.000 She's a smokeshoe.

01:21:19.000 I wonder when women hear me constantly talking about who's hot and who's not, if they see that as insulting or that I appreciate women.

01:21:26.000 This is a state that boasts a large number of stunning natural attractions.

01:21:30.000 It literally is a shoal.

01:21:33.000 We are here in Los Angeles at a homeless camp where piles and piles of trash have accumulated.

01:21:41.000 We're here because we're a conservative Trump supporter and activist has put together a massive action where conservative Trump supporters and really people have been invited from all political backgrounds can come together and try to help out these Democrat poverty stricken communities.

01:22:00.000 We're skipping the mailbag.

01:22:01.000 Let's just go right to some videos.

01:22:03.000 We've got to lighten this up.

01:22:06.000 This first video is a guy who is so happy that he punched his friend in the head, which is a level of joy you rarely get to in life.

01:22:17.000 Coast to coast, Raheem Blackshear.

01:22:23.000 Coast to coast, Raheem Blackshear.

01:22:27.000 Oh, I see it.

01:22:31.000 We did it.

01:22:33.000 We fucking did it, buddy.

01:22:34.000 That's hilarious.

01:22:35.000 I've never been so happy I punched my friend in the face.

01:22:37.000 Next video is...

01:22:43.000 I'm sick of people filming fights.

01:22:45.000 If there's a big brawl going on, get involved.

01:22:47.000 If there's a woman there, then protect her.

01:22:51.000 If it's a rational, stupid fight, break it up.

01:22:54.000 This guy definitely barks this, we can tell.

01:22:58.000 You better hit him.

01:22:59.000 You better not hit him.

01:23:01.000 You better not hit him.

01:23:02.000 All right, pause.

01:23:04.000 So there's a woman heavily involved in this street fight.

01:23:06.000 Is it me, or is this a new thing?

01:23:09.000 Because I can't help but think all these stupid, badass chicks in movies are making women think they can fight.

01:23:14.000 But maybe there's some old dude who grew up in the 80s and said, no, no, no, women were always in street fights.

01:23:20.000 It's not a new thing.

01:23:20.000 What the 20s?

01:23:21.000 I don't know.

01:23:22.000 You were too big for this.

01:23:23.000 80s and 90s compared to now.

01:23:26.000 I feel like I've never seen so many women get involved in fights.

01:23:29.000 I mean, I grew up in a particularly violent time.

01:23:32.000 Hardcore and punk were really about, I don't know why.

01:23:35.000 Ian Mackay from Minor Threat talks about this.

01:23:36.000 It was just fights at every show.

01:23:38.000 I don't know why.

01:23:39.000 And we weren't poor or anything.

01:23:41.000 It was just like the fashion at the time.

01:23:42.000 And I never remember girls getting remotely involved.

01:23:45.000 But even that Rufio Pan Man super Antifa punch heard around the world, right after that there's some chick getting involved.

01:23:52.000 Test.

01:23:57.000 Get the phone with a bitch.

01:24:01.000 Hit his ass, bro.

01:24:02.000 You're about to knock his ass out.

01:24:04.000 Fuck him out.

01:24:05.000 Fuck him.

01:24:08.000 She jumps in, slaps him.

01:24:09.000 He shoves her out of the way.

01:24:10.000 She hits her head in the garbage and she can't believe it.

01:24:15.000 Why'd you get in the fight?

01:24:16.000 Why'd you go punch a fit 20-year-old man?

01:24:20.000 What?

01:24:21.000 She fell from that?

01:24:22.000 Yeah.

01:24:23.000 They always fell when you shoved them.

01:24:24.000 What did I get myself in to?

01:24:29.000 Dude, get involved.

01:24:30.000 What are you doing?

01:24:31.000 These white people are crazy.

01:24:34.000 Oh, my God.

01:24:35.000 These white people are crazy.

01:24:39.000 Could you fucking imagine the roles being the races being reversed and going, black people are crazy.

01:24:46.000 These black people are fucking crazy.

01:24:48.000 They'd be like, What?

01:24:49.000 Yeah, they'd stop the fight, say, what'd you just say?

01:24:51.000 I think we found a new opponent entered the ring.

01:24:55.000 We found something to unite us all.

01:24:57.000 Oh, that's unbelievable how fucking bad that would be.

01:25:01.000 So you're already giving up on that one?

01:25:02.000 You didn't play the whole thing.

01:25:03.000 That was the whole thing?

01:25:04.000 Oh, okay.

01:25:05.000 I don't think you're right, but okay.

01:25:06.000 I will go back.

01:25:08.000 Because I might be wrong.

01:25:09.000 I think you're wrong.

01:25:10.000 Excellent camera work, it's cold, frankly.

01:25:13.000 *Gunshot*

01:25:20.000 She bonks her head, and there's plenty more after that.

01:25:22.000 What's going on?

01:25:27.000 What is happening?

01:25:30.000 Look at that one.

01:25:31.000 I think drunk people get knocked out easier than normal people.

01:25:34.000 Yeah, I was right.

01:25:44.000 I don't get how there's a five-on-five fight.

01:25:47.000 I guess it's two groups of guys who all grew up together and they hate each other.

01:25:50.000 These are the softest punches ever.

01:25:51.000 These are like little brother punches.

01:25:53.000 All right, this one is awesome.

01:25:58.000 Some girl's trying to check out a guy's phone and use the face ID to look inside, and he doesn't want her to do that, so he's hiding his face.

01:26:06.000 It's so good, it almost looks fake.

01:26:08.000 Look at that.

01:26:10.000 I'm not getting any volume here.

01:26:11.000 *laughter*

01:26:19.000 Just put shades on.

01:26:20.000 He'd be a good fighter.

01:26:23.000 Yeah, just take a Sharpie and draw on your face.

01:26:26.000 All right, that was funny.

01:26:27.000 And now we'll end it with two animal attacks.

01:26:31.000 I'm sorry that this show got a little heady with all this Islam and homophobia.

01:26:35.000 So we're going to end on a fun note.

01:26:37.000 First, let's show a llama attacking a dude and then a goat.

01:26:44.000 By the way, this video is called like Man Panics or something.

01:26:48.000 I'd panic too.

01:26:50.000 A llama, they got really strong jaws like a chimp's mouth.

01:26:54.000 They could bite out your ligaments and you'd have a permanently fucked up arm.

01:26:59.000 You should be scared.

01:27:02.000 Zoom out.

01:27:09.000 I know of a guy that got attacked by a deer and bit his back and hit him with its hooves.

01:27:13.000 He was in bed for a week.

01:27:16.000 Like that animal will fuck you up.

01:27:20.000 I love how dumb it all looks.

01:27:24.000 I think you should go like, try to be big.

01:27:29.000 But yeah, that jaw gets on your on your whatever this is called.

01:27:34.000 Yeah.

01:27:34.000 Your lats.

01:27:35.000 You could be serious permanent damage.

01:27:37.000 I want to start shit with an animal so bad.

01:27:39.000 Oh, I want to punch a deer in the face.

01:27:41.000 I fucking hate all deer.

01:27:42.000 I don't want to.

01:27:42.000 I just want to piece.

01:27:43.000 I'm just going to look at an animal and know that it wants a piece of me.

01:27:46.000 I'm just like.

01:27:47.000 Kangaroos want a piece of you.

01:27:49.000 Okay, go back to the beginning of this and make sure the audio is up.

01:27:52.000 Because when I saw it, it was four in the morning last night and I couldn't hear anything.

01:27:56.000 I didn't realize it had all this awesome audio.

01:27:58.000 So that's what I'm, where you going, girl?

01:28:00.000 Where you going?

01:28:00.000 We were just getting started, man.

01:28:02.000 We was having a good conversation.

01:28:03.000 You just going to walk off me in conversation?

01:28:04.000 Is that a culture thing out here?

01:28:06.000 Y'all just walk off me a conversation.

01:28:08.000 You better ring my bell before you, You swabbed me off like I'm a fruit flyer?

01:28:14.000 I'm a fruit flyer, you, huh?

01:28:16.000 Crown.

01:28:17.000 You and your grocery bags, girl.

01:28:20.000 Would you ever just wave me off like a, oh, we got Captain Sable out here with the subpart kicks.

01:28:28.000 Your little low-budget supermarket sneakers on.

01:28:30.000 I got some for you right here.

01:28:31.000 Crown.

01:28:33.000 Feel that in the thigh meat, player.

01:28:35.000 It's time for the double-up, though, playboy.

01:28:37.000 Yeah, clown.

01:28:38.000 Oh, okay.

01:28:39.000 Claw.

01:28:39.000 Oh, you kicker?

01:28:42.000 Crown.

01:28:44.000 Yeah.

01:28:44.000 Oh, we shoving now, huh?

01:28:46.000 We shoving?

01:28:47.000 Hmm?

01:28:48.000 Yeah, you better use a treaty of events swinging to safety.

01:28:51.000 No, I'm trying to blend into the crowd.

01:28:53.000 Crown.

01:28:54.000 Try to blend into the crowd like they're going to save you.

01:28:57.000 Oh, where the hell you going, Type Pants?

01:28:59.000 Come over here, Type Pants.

01:29:00.000 Where you going, man?

01:29:01.000 You know the pants ain't built for the running you trying to do.

01:29:04.000 Come over here and feel the cramifications of being note.

01:29:08.000 Okay, we can't call this nihilism or cramming.

01:29:12.000 Cramifications.

01:29:13.000 Cramifications is the best word I've ever heard in my life.

01:29:18.000 You get crammed.

01:29:19.000 Cram.

01:29:20.000 Cram.

01:29:21.000 Get fired.

01:29:22.000 Get in trouble.

01:29:22.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 24, 2019

S02E63 - CRAMIFICATION

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