Kevin and Ryan are back with a brand new episode of Off My Lawn. They talk about the Urban Dance Squad, impeachment, and more. Plus, a new commercial for Stone Defense Fund. Also, we talk about Trump.
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00:01:49.000I'm going to break down this whole thing about impeaching Trump.
00:01:53.000And I'm going to include Obama spying on Trump because it might be a pube off topic, but it just shows that the whole allegation here is that Trump is not above the law.
00:02:02.000Yet the DNC has been behaving like they are above the law for the past 10 years at least.
00:04:09.000Well, then he shouldn't have done that, and you can't be racist.
00:04:12.000Well, no, he wasn't running a Klan rally.
00:04:14.000He was joking about how Chinatowns are spontaneous, and they were making fun of people who see Chinatown appear, and he goes, yeah, they're like, these chinks just showed up.
00:04:22.000So there's a great argument that he was lampooning racism.
00:04:27.000I'm looking at an ex-girlfriend right now.
00:05:27.000And this is what I tell guys who are going, I don't know how to do this, man.
00:05:31.000And there's pussy moves you can do, like leave a message on her machine, which I did once and have regretted ever since, or ghosting her is another pussy move.
00:05:38.000You just sit down and you go, I have one to five hours of shit I'm about to go through.
00:05:51.000It's when all their tails get intertwangled and they block the sewers.
00:05:56.000So you have like a nest of dead rats that have tied.
00:05:59.000I don't even know if it's true or if it's an urban myth.
00:06:02.000I've never heard it was an urban myth, but.
00:06:04.000Okay, but anyway, they have to go in there and pull out dead giant rats, probably get bitten, and they come home and they wash themselves off.
00:06:12.000They wash the shit off their legs and they go home to their families.
00:06:15.000So you can be uncomfortable for a few hours to dump a bitch who sucked her dick 10 million times.
00:06:22.000Luckily, Nikki and I don't have to go through that because she didn't know we were dating.
00:06:28.000Also in the news, since I last spoke to you, Also, from listening to Stern, I'm listening to Nick Cannon this morning and Robin says, Are you ever going to get married again?
00:06:38.000By the way, you know what else I saw on that show?
00:08:53.000He goes, that's a European construct that was done to help parcel different various pieces of land and show ownership on a person and their land.
00:09:02.000And it's post-agriculture among the fertile crescent of Europe.
00:09:06.000And it is a European construct that doesn't belong to me.
00:09:09.000And when he said me, he meant Africans.
00:12:58.000We initially invited women into the foray and said, you're part of the group.
00:13:02.000And we got Ankolter and Malkin and informed women.
00:13:04.000Now it's just all kinds of bratty cunts.
00:13:08.000So we're getting into mean girl high school stuff.
00:13:12.000We are in the movie Mean Girls now, and we have bratty little bitches making cunty faces at the president because they're not happy.
00:13:21.000Look up, see if you can find this picture.
00:13:23.000It's Greta Thunberg's parents and her all wearing Antifa shirts.
00:13:28.000It's like a converse logo, but it says antifasciste.
00:13:32.000If you are putting your daughter into the fray like this and putting her up against the president of the United States, you're a shitty person.
00:13:39.000And I'd go even farther and say, if you put your kid in the movies, then you're a shitty person.
00:15:15.000The hysteria movement is not about science.
00:15:19.000If it were about science, it would be led by scientists rather than by politicians and a mentally ill Swedish child who is being exploited by her parents and by the international left.
00:15:29.000So what you're hearing here is a political movement and a religious movement, and it's fulfilling.
00:16:29.000That reminds me of the book Gig, which I have here somewhere, where this bartender was talking about skinheads who invaded her bar on Avenue A. And she said, then they're coming in.
00:17:08.000Daily Wire, I would say, gets the same.
00:17:13.000So this guy, Chris Hah, doesn't realize that Michael Knowles has got a very popular show on Daily Wire.
00:17:20.000And I looked up their Twitter because I had a feeling that Chris Hah doesn't have a life outside of Tucker and Fox News as the liberal punching bag.
00:17:28.000I think Twitter followers are a relatively reasonable metric.
00:17:31.000Even if Rush Limbaugh never tweeted ever, he'd probably have several hundred thousand just because of who he is.
00:18:05.000She's trying to save the planet because your president doesn't believe in climate change and kids need to take to the streets to worry about their future.
00:18:13.000You are despicable for talking about her like that and you should apologize on national television right now.
00:18:19.000I think the international left and her parents who are exploiting a girl with many mental illnesses.
00:19:27.000Oh, my mother is no longer available because She has passed into another world.
00:19:31.000I may join her as I have discussed suicide in the past.
00:19:34.000Now, I thought this was an interesting article in Daily Mail where they go, I'm really worried about her.
00:19:41.000The 16-year-old Swedish environmental activist went head-to-head with President Donald Trump, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:19:46.000And then they have this world-renowned psychologist who says, I'm worried that we use a kid like this, who arguably should be getting better treatment because she said she's had anorexia, said she's got Asperger's, and said she battled depression.
00:20:02.000This is a guy, by the way, who supports climate change and thinks that it's bad.
00:23:37.000And you're just looking at her when she bangs on your front door, your building, and your doorman calls you going, what is going on, Mr. McInnes?
00:24:04.000Way to not just allow women to get into the political field, but to force them into the political field, even when they didn't really feel like it.
00:27:55.000So he's on a grand stage, the most powerful person, and he has to project to all these people, not just American people, all sorts of people, frankly.
00:28:48.000You know, it's a great fund, and there's a lot of people that are funding things, but frankly, I think this is one of the great things that you could fund.
00:30:12.000The Des Moines Register was writing about the story, and they thought it would be prudent to go back almost 10 years through his Twitter to when he was 16, and they found some horrible, horrible hate, including Krazens are gay as hell.
00:30:33.000And now that gay marriage is legal, I'm totally going to marry a horse.
00:30:38.000I don't know what Tariq Nasheed is talking about.
00:30:40.000I guess there was some racist jokes in there.
00:30:42.000I know I saw him say N-word please at one point.
00:30:46.000Here's, and everyone's talking about, dude, he was 16, and why did you drudge all that up?
00:30:50.000Here's another thing that no one's talking about.
00:30:52.000Eight years ago, Twitter was very different.
00:30:54.000And a lot of these comedians getting in trouble for the shit they said eight years ago on Twitter, it was kind of 4chan.
00:30:59.000It was kind of like raunchiest, most disgusting jokes you could come up with.
00:32:03.000Now that's relevant because Joseph Coors, the guy who started Coors Light, once said that blacks aren't smart enough to work at his factory.
00:34:40.000Now, the angle they're using for impeachment is he said, investigate Joe Biden's son or else we're not doing business with you and we're going to punish you monetarily with tariffs, who knows what.
00:34:53.000But it was basically blackmailing Ukraine into investigating a crime.
00:34:57.000What's the matter with pushing someone to investigate a crime?
00:35:00.000Anyway, he's since released the transcripts and we can see that he never guaranteed anything.
00:35:05.000He just said, I'd like you to look into that.
00:36:52.000He said there was fine people on both sides.
00:36:54.000And he wasn't talking about the Charlottesville lunatics that you saw with the Tiki torches.
00:36:58.000He was talking about the other people who were at that rally for statues.
00:37:03.000Of course, he didn't mean there's fine people on both sides with Nazis and Antifa.
00:37:07.000And the proof of that is he clearly doesn't think there's fine Antifa.
00:37:11.000He was talking about a precursor to that same day's events, which was a protest about statues, which, by the way, is how the organizers tried to frame the whole thing in order to get their numbers up.
00:37:22.000They didn't tell anyone it was a Nazi rally.
00:37:25.000Unnamed co-conspirator to campaign finance violations, lying about the Moscow Trump Tower, speaking money to pay.
00:37:32.000A real estate mogul was involved in a building in Moscow, as well as cities all over the world.
00:37:39.000That's why he's president in order to help build a building in Moscow.
00:40:34.000Do you know why this is going on, by the way?
00:40:36.000The moderate left, the moderate DNC, the Bidens and the Pelosis, have been told that the goon squad with Rashid Talib and AOC and the other two are the future of the DNC.
00:42:53.000And we do begin with that breaking news.
00:42:55.000CNN has learned that President Trump had a communication with a foreign leader that was so troubling to one U.S. intelligence official that they filed a whistleblower complaint.
00:43:06.000The Washington Post reports this involved a promise.
00:43:09.000Jeff Bezos reports who the whistleblower is or who the foreign leader is.
00:43:41.000It's just these uninformed broads that don't like Trump because he represents the guys that wouldn't fuck them in high school or college, for that matter.
00:43:51.000And the pussy quote really pissed them off because they're not familiar with a world where hot chicks want to fuck famous guys.
00:43:59.000They are familiar with a world where fat, ugly chicks wanted to fuck famous guys.
00:44:56.000You know, I've seen them, and this is way back in 2016, they're so confident that he's going to jail that they would start openly discussing Pence, President Pence, and how we're in big trouble with President Pence.
00:45:08.000I even saw Milo joking yesterday saying, I'm actually looking forward to President Pence.
00:45:27.000So that's, oh, wait, no, there's James Corden, too.
00:45:30.000I mean, I haven't seen James Corden's, but you can predict it, right?
00:45:34.000New information has come to light regarding President Trump and his troubling phone call with the Ukrainian president, and it led to a major announcement this afternoon.
00:45:44.000House Speaker Nancy Pelosi came out of an emergency closed-door session with congressional Democrats, and she had this to say.
00:45:52.000Today, I'm announcing the House of Representatives moving forward with an official impeachment inquiry.
00:46:34.000And it seems like the only innocent person in all of this is President Trump.
00:46:39.000He seems to be the only honest one in this mess, and you just keep chasing him.
00:46:44.000In fact, I would argue that the proof that Trump is an innocent person is the incredible rage that surrounds him when he walks into this swamp and tries to push the drain button.
00:48:07.000I fucking hate this guy, by the way, Andrew McCarthy.
00:48:11.000This is the guy who wrote the book Free Speech and Islam, little chap book for, I think, Encounter books.
00:48:16.000He's also the guy that got John Derbyshire fired from National Review, even though John Derbyshire wrote an article that offended him that was on TackyMag, my old site.
00:50:19.000And the DNC's attitude here, I actually think it's a good political strategy in this era of laziness.
00:50:26.000You saw those dumb bitches standing up and clapping on Colbert.
00:50:29.000So having an idiotic philosophy like this is effective.
00:50:34.000We're living in an era where Sean King steals money from black people pretending to be a black man, and he's a hero.
00:50:44.000The methodology here is that Joe Biden knows that he was corrupt and he did something wrong with Hunter, his son.
00:50:51.000And the attitude is scorched earth, intense offense.
00:50:56.000Anytime someone tries to investigate me, I'm going to come at them like a complete lunatic, talk about impeachment for the sin of even questioning my business practices.
00:51:18.000President Trump's personal attorney, Giuliani, early Monday, accused Ukraine of laundering $3 million to Joe Biden's son Hunter and questioned how former President Barack Obama could have allowed it to happen.
00:51:33.000When prosecutor asked Cyprus for amount going to Sun, he was told U.S. Embassy, Obama's, instructed them not to provide the amount.
00:51:42.000Prosecutor getting too close to Sun and Biden had him fired.
00:51:46.000So someone investigating this corruption has already lost their job.
00:52:27.000He told Ukraine in 2016 that the U.S. was considering canceling $1 billion in loan guarantees unless it got rid of the top prosecutor, Viktor Chokhin, who was investigating his son.
00:52:37.000But Chokin, who was voted out of office by Ukraine, but Shokin, who was voted out of office by Ukraine's parliament, was looking into Burisma holding an energy company that gave Hunter Biden a seat on its board.
00:52:50.000Burisma paid Hunter as much as $50,000 a month.
00:52:56.000Your smoking gun is Joe Biden threatening $1 billion in losses unless you ignore my son's $50,000 a month.
00:53:08.000Now, let's just, on the subject of spying and corruption and ne'er-do-wells, let's not forget that Obama, Barack Obama, was spying on Trump.
00:53:37.000According to the media reports this week, the FBI did indeed wiretap the former head of Trump's campaign, Paul Manafort, both before and after Trump was elected.
00:53:45.000If Trump officials or Trump himself communicated with Manafort during the wiretaps, they would have been recording too.
00:53:51.000And then this woman goes on to say, if these reports are accurate, it means U.S. intelligence agencies secretly surveilled at least a half dozen Trump associates, and those are just the ones we know about.
00:54:01.000Besides Manafort, the officials include former Trump advisors Carter Page, Michael Flynn, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:54:08.000Speaking of Obama's corruption, he also got away with this.
00:54:11.000Remember Pelosi said no president is above the law?
00:54:16.000Remember when Obama leaned over and on a hot mic?
00:54:20.000And I'm not just talking about a sexy guy named Mike.
00:54:24.000I mean a microphone that's picking stuff up.
00:54:26.000Obama, during talks and soul, urged Moscow to give him quote-unquote space until after the November ballot.
00:54:33.000And Meldrev said he would relay the message to incoming Russian President Vladimir Putin.
00:54:48.000The unusually frank exchange came as Obama and Medvedev, God I hate Russian names, huddled together on the eve of a global security summit in the South Korean capital, unaware their words were being picked up by microphones as reporters were led into the room.
00:55:03.000So so far we have Joe Biden threatening a billion-dollar loss to Ukraine unless they ignore his son's corruption.
00:55:09.000And we have Obama colluding with Russia and saying, let's let this election die down and then we can get back up to our dirty business.
00:55:19.000And we also have Obama going above the law and spying on Trump and his officials.
00:55:25.000And while we're on the subject, I'm reminded of Bill Clinton.
00:55:31.000You know, though, the Uranium 1 story with Hillary Clinton?
00:55:35.000So Bill Clinton wanted to open up Kazakhstan and help this donor to the Clinton Foundation, the Canadian guy, mine uranium, I believe it was, in Kazakhstan.
00:55:47.000Kazakhstan is a totally corrupt, shithole country dictatorship where people have no rights.
00:55:53.000It looks beautiful, but if you drive around there, you'll never see a person because they all live in flea-bitten shacks while you see nothing but white marble.
00:56:03.000He changed all the names of the month to variations on his name, I believe.
00:56:08.000And so Bill Clinton went there for $500,000.
00:56:11.000He did a speech and he awarded this despot a human rights award.
00:56:17.000Similarly, Hillary Clinton, which is this one now?
00:56:23.000It's funny too, because when you look this up on Google, you see nothing but Vox and CNN and Washington Post and all these corrupt left-wing mainstream media sources talking about the impeachment.
00:56:33.000And you have to go all the way to the American Thinker to find true stories about Hillary selling most of the world's uranium to Russia in exchange for donations to the Clinton Foundation.
00:56:44.000The pay-to-play scandals that you may have forgotten about because they're rarely reported.
00:56:50.000The New York Times reported this week on the unseemly transfer of cash from parties interested in major uranium deals to the Clintons.
00:56:58.000The Canadian company selling uranium-1 had global consequences.
00:57:04.000It would put one-fifth of all uranium production capacity in the United States under Russian control.
00:58:30.000Frankly, there's a lot of things that you could have done differently, but I think the things that you did do are quite things that you should be proud of.
00:58:46.000So that took a big bite out of the show, but it was important to get across that as KRS1 of Boogie Down Productions once said, the ones screaming Keep It Real the Loudest are the ones the most full of shit.
00:59:02.000We're running out of time, and I want to show you some fun videos at the end, but let's squeeze in a letter for the mailbag.
00:59:40.000Dear Gavin and Ryan, your five levels of Antifa segment, GO ML Live number 13, was great, but I think you omitted one key level.
00:59:49.000Perhaps level 1.5 should be the high priests or professors slash academic think tankers.
00:59:55.000True, they don't wear black, but without their simplistic theories, it's hard to imagine level 4s emerging organically, even if they are their kids.
01:00:02.000Level 5s are also recruited by level 3s and 4s, educated in universities.
01:00:08.000And level 2s can't get into law school without first passing through these undergraduate gatekeepers.
01:00:16.000Consider the many creepy chanting videos you've played on the show, and recall that you can often see these high priests leading their students like cult leaders.
01:00:24.000Their bizarre theoretical frameworks also make it possible for level one financiers to channel funds to left-wing activists, who in a non-clown world would presumably be their enemies.
01:00:37.000In a colorful way that's conversational and doesn't sound like I'm just trying to plow through it?
01:00:42.000You noted that the level twos would still be able to organize Antifa without level one support, but how would they do this if Antifa ideas weren't passed on to naive students?
01:01:26.000The problem is you get into sort of the diaspora of Antifa.
01:01:31.000For example, the rich housewives in my neighborhood who were happy to pick up the cause after Antifa decided I was evil.
01:01:39.000And, you know, they post, Antifa posted my school, my kids' school.
01:01:45.000Antifa put a giant banner over the highway exit that goes to my community that called me a Nazi and was there for about a week and a half because the state troopers couldn't get their shit together.
01:01:58.000But then the housewives go, yes, thanks, radical alt-left.
01:02:02.000We'll take it from here and terrorize his children and ruin their social lives and vandalize his car and leave him notes in his front door and blah, blah, blah.
01:02:13.000And yell at him and yell at his house and stuff like that.
01:02:20.000What I was trying to do with that five levels of Antifa was talk specifically about the mob that was at my talk or the mob that was at my NYU talk and pepper sprayed me and who's all there.
01:03:02.000We showed pictures of him from that same night.
01:03:05.000And then four, we had the academic kids who vandalized the venue.
01:03:10.000And then five, we did have some loser stragglers who were there just because they felt beholden to their cult leaders.
01:03:17.000So the five levels I talked about were people that if you reach down, just like when biologists will reach into a pond and pull up a bunch of scum and then show you the different eggs and insects that are just in that one scoop, I was showing you the five levels of the scoop.
01:03:31.000Now, as far as the DNC, Bill de Blasio, Cuomo, the Attorney General, the teachers, you're very right.
01:03:39.000The teachers are the ones who started this mess that told them about Antifa and glorified them.
01:03:43.000In fact, we had a professor who was fired recently for admitting he's literally in Antifa.
01:04:14.000When you go to the left, it's a rather large swath, and there's a very gray area from the alt-left to the center where you have AOC and you have supporting them.
01:04:57.000All right, it's all too heady and serious.
01:04:59.000Let's get up, go over to the green screen studio and look at some funny videos to keep things light and fun.
01:05:16.000We're living in a culture where call the police is everyone's go-to instant thing.
01:05:19.000I saw a video the other day where some guy was smoking, and this guy didn't want him smoking outside his store, so he blasted him with fire extinguisher powder, and the guy just goes, call the police.