Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E66

00:00:03.000 I don't wanna go to school tomorrow, I can study.

00:00:05.000 Thinking about you, and you know I always do.

00:00:10.000 I don't wanna go to sleep tonight when I can stay up thinking.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 I'm Faro'Niiiight.

00:00:24.000 I'm Faro'Niiiight.

00:00:29.000 I was pretty late.

00:00:31.000 Yeah, it's weird.

00:00:32.000 It's old technology.

00:00:33.000 I mean, that's why they replaced it with MP3s.

00:00:35.000 I guess sometimes you pause a boom box, portable stereo, and it takes a second for the cassette wheels to figure out.

00:00:45.000 Spring does spring.

00:00:47.000 It's a lot of springs with analog.

00:00:49.000 Where's the springs?

00:00:50.000 A lot of springs.

00:00:52.000 These springs, frankly, they're not very good.

00:00:53.000 We're getting them from China.

00:00:54.000 I mean, China does a great job, but we could do a better job with this spring.

00:00:57.000 I don't carry a boom box.

00:00:58.000 I find it's invasive.

00:01:00.000 It bothers people on the train.

00:01:02.000 I'd rather use my AirPods.

00:01:03.000 Bad for the shoulders.

00:01:06.000 I'm pretty impressed with Radio Rahim.

00:01:08.000 Yeah.

00:01:09.000 The way he carried that big stereo on his shoulder in the movie Do the Right Thing, which was kind of a weird film.

00:01:16.000 You know what the right thing is?

00:01:18.000 Start a riot if a cop accidentally kills a black dude.

00:01:24.000 So in the case of, say, Eric Holder, no, who was the guy that got strangled for selling cigarettes?

00:01:32.000 What was his name?

00:01:34.000 I know.

00:01:35.000 I never know anything.

00:01:36.000 I do know.

00:01:37.000 Eric.

00:01:38.000 Garner.

00:01:39.000 Eric Garner.

00:01:40.000 Yeah.

00:01:42.000 So, Radio Raheem would throw something through the window of wherever was near Eric Garner's death, and then that would start a riot, and people would die, and that's doing the right thing, according to Mr. Lee.

00:01:54.000 I heard, I have a buddy who has a restaurant that Spike Lee went to, and he's a weird little midget man.

00:02:01.000 Looks like he's from a bug's life, the cartoon.

00:02:05.000 He says, it's all on me, Spike.

00:02:07.000 And then after he has this big Italian meal, he says, Spike, man, thanks for coming to the restaurant.

00:02:12.000 It was great to see you.

00:02:13.000 We love your work.

00:02:14.000 And Spike Lee just goes like this.

00:02:20.000 Doesn't say yes, no, thanks, anything.

00:02:24.000 He just looks at the guy who just gave him the free meal and walks away.

00:02:28.000 Wow.

00:02:29.000 That's the level of dick I have trouble getting into my cranium.

00:02:33.000 I mean, I'm an asshole.

00:02:35.000 Look at him.

00:02:36.000 Oh, God.

00:02:37.000 That movie, too, the America Ka K black, what's it called?

00:02:42.000 Black Klansman, where I'm not going to see it, but I heard that at the end they show Heather Heyer being killed and slavery, and they go on and on about how racist we all are.

00:02:53.000 Look, he's got Klansman on his fucking clothes.

00:02:56.000 And he's got the love-hate things on his radio rahim.

00:03:01.000 He's got on his knuckles.

00:03:03.000 Yep.

00:03:03.000 I like that, but that's stolen from an old white movie where this priest had love and hate on his knuckles.

00:03:09.000 But anyway, and the person who went to the movie said to me, I don't know, I got up in the theater, it was in D.C., and the black people were just looking at the white people with animosity and shame.

00:03:20.000 Like the white people have obviously felt shame, and the black people were looking at them with animosity.

00:03:24.000 And there's just, she went, thanks, Spike, for creating this incredible tension in the room and making a movie about how horrible we all are.

00:03:32.000 Again and again.

00:03:33.000 That gets people killed, by the way.

00:03:36.000 Like this Bronx cop who was shot.

00:03:39.000 How much of this fight over the gun was this man, the criminal, brainwashed by all this propaganda about cops hunting blacks and him thinking we live in a racist society and him thinking, fuck this.

00:03:51.000 I'm fighting back on behalf of all my brothers, on behalf of Eric Garner and Mike Brown and all these innocent people.

00:03:58.000 I'm fighting back.

00:04:01.000 You know what's horrible about that?

00:04:03.000 We just found out yesterday that it was friendly fire that killed him.

00:04:08.000 So as they're wrestling, another cop was like, pew.

00:04:13.000 And I think he shot Brian Mochean in the head.

00:04:16.000 He had just been shot through the stomach and the leg by the criminal, but those didn't take.

00:04:22.000 That was a horrible term to use.

00:04:25.000 That song, by the way, was Marlborough Nights by a kid near out in Rockville, which is next to Baltimore, Maryland.

00:04:33.000 And I think that's his only hit.

00:04:35.000 It's the only song.

00:04:36.000 It's just one little kid.

00:04:37.000 He looks like a goof, looks like a Huffington Post blogger.

00:04:40.000 He looks kind of like the Work for Peace guy.

00:04:42.000 That's just a random video someone made with the lyrics.

00:04:44.000 But he's really good.

00:04:48.000 It's a good jam, isn't it?

00:04:49.000 Yeah, like it.

00:04:50.000 Real 50s vibe.

00:04:53.000 Lonely God.

00:04:54.000 Yeah, you're not going to find anything.

00:05:00.000 We've got a fun jam-packed show for you today.

00:05:02.000 We're going to delve into Trump's homophobia and all the other phobias we all have.

00:05:07.000 We're also going to look at 10 ways to save the Western world.

00:05:12.000 And then we'll do the mailbag.

00:05:13.000 We'll catch up on the mailbag.

00:05:15.000 And then I also, for the final videos, I'm just going to watch a bunch of dude porn, which is, if you're straight, it's kids beating up men who beat their mothers.

00:05:26.000 So stepfathers getting the shit kicked out of them.

00:05:30.000 I love it.

00:05:31.000 I like stepfathers, though.

00:05:33.000 I should say something here.

00:05:35.000 A lot of people see, I've heard people call stepfathers literal cucks.

00:05:40.000 Look, this is a guy who made the best of a bad situation.

00:05:43.000 And he's taken in, he's essentially not the ones, obviously, who beat the wives and molest the kids.

00:05:48.000 Those should be put to death.

00:05:49.000 But the ones who are cool to the girl, and like I had this neighbor, well, I can tell you, her name's Samantha Moeller.

00:05:55.000 She used to do Misbehave magazine.

00:05:57.000 Her stepfather adopted her, gave her his Rolex when she got older.

00:06:02.000 You know, that's a dumb example, but treated her great and became a father, stood up where the previous father wasn't.

00:06:09.000 That's amazing.

00:06:10.000 That's not a cuck, asshole.

00:06:13.000 That's a good way to tell if someone's racist, too.

00:06:15.000 You say, how do you feel about a woman who meets this guy, white guy, they're in love, but she has a black kid?

00:06:23.000 Is that cool for him?

00:06:25.000 Is he a cuck?

00:06:26.000 Or even, how do you feel about white couples adopting black kids?

00:06:29.000 Yeah, that's a better one.

00:06:30.000 Sorry.

00:06:31.000 And a rational person goes, adopting a black kid?

00:06:36.000 yeah, there's a kid that's an orphan, you guys can't breed for whatever reason, you're making the best of a bad situation, and you created a family from scratch, all the power to you.

00:06:44.000 But a racist goes, I don't know, what you're just like, black guys are making babies everywhere, and then we're cleaning up after them.

00:06:51.000 That's a racist thought.

00:06:53.000 Splitting hairs.

00:06:56.000 Speaking of splitting hairs, I would like to apologize to our viewers for yesterday's episode.

00:07:03.000 It sucked.

00:07:05.000 It was boring.

00:07:07.000 Sunday I'd had a few beers and I thought, let's start thinking outside of the box and doing really kooky stuff.

00:07:07.000 I don't know.

00:07:14.000 And let's make a whole episode on how terrible Robert Downey Jr. looks in movies.

00:07:21.000 He doesn't look that bad in Iron Man.

00:07:23.000 He does look like a goof.

00:07:25.000 He is the worst dressed man in Hollywood.

00:07:27.000 But this show prides itself on prep work.

00:07:30.000 And every time we show you stuff, we've thought about it for hours.

00:07:33.000 That one I thought, let's just fucking get spooky and just do it off the dome.

00:07:40.000 Let's just wing it, man.

00:07:41.000 Free jazz.

00:07:43.000 Who knows what we'll find?

00:07:45.000 We'll go exploring together.

00:07:47.000 No.

00:07:48.000 That's like take your daughter to work day.

00:07:50.000 Your daughter doesn't want to watch you sit there emailing.

00:07:57.000 I'm sorry about this, too.

00:07:58.000 We don't have bud.

00:08:02.000 Nate Ober.

00:08:03.000 Nate Ober is a guy I'm obsessed with.

00:08:06.000 Ryan, I hereby task you with getting him on the show.

00:08:09.000 You so far have brought us zero guests, but I noticed.

00:08:13.000 Did you know this, folks at home?

00:08:13.000 Okay.

00:08:13.000 Yeah.

00:08:16.000 Ryan hasn't read one of your letters.

00:08:18.000 That's not true.

00:08:19.000 We had a mailbag set up, and he hasn't been looking at them.

00:08:22.000 So they've just been sitting there rotting.

00:08:24.000 The mailbags that I've been reading are ones that are sent to me personally.

00:08:27.000 That is a cute way to try to throw me under the bus.

00:08:30.000 Meanwhile, I offered to give you access to the mailbag so we could both look at the mailbag.

00:08:36.000 And I actually have gone through them.

00:08:37.000 I have a Google Doc.

00:08:38.000 When did you last read the mailbag?

00:08:40.000 Not counting today.

00:08:41.000 The other day.

00:08:42.000 I have a whole list of emails, which I'll be doing the second mailbag show.

00:08:46.000 Oh, yeah, that's another thing you just totally slept on.

00:08:49.000 I had a lot of other stuff to do.

00:08:50.000 It's like, it almost seems as if when there's another task, I just multiply and then I could do everything I was tying up and finishing this new stuff.

00:09:00.000 What have you done so far today?

00:09:02.000 Today, I did all the social media stuff.

00:09:05.000 I made a thumbnail for the YouTube video.

00:09:07.000 I posted a YouTube video on your thing.

00:09:08.000 I cut out another clip.

00:09:12.000 I'm starting the artwork for the intro for Joe Biggs.

00:09:15.000 You're starting the artwork for that.

00:09:17.000 Yeah, I gathered all the elements to play with that.

00:09:19.000 Just like what we did for the first time.

00:09:21.000 There's working hard and working smart.

00:09:23.000 Like, building, say, a frozen tundra backdrop, hypothetically, that is a 11-minute job.

00:09:23.000 Sure.

00:09:31.000 It didn't take long for me to do that.

00:09:33.000 I wanted to put snow effects.

00:09:35.000 Right.

00:09:35.000 Well, let's not talk about it too much because you're winning the surprise.

00:09:37.000 Dang it.

00:09:38.000 But yeah, that swelled up about an hour and a half.

00:09:41.000 No, it did not.

00:09:42.000 Yeah, it did.

00:09:43.000 That is false.

00:09:44.000 That is 100% false.

00:09:45.000 Actually, I can go into the project and it'll tell me how much time I was in the project.

00:09:50.000 Okay, well, let's do that later on our own time.

00:09:52.000 Let's not iron in this episode, too.

00:09:54.000 No, I want to do that.

00:09:55.000 Believe me.

00:09:56.000 Okay.

00:09:56.000 But I also want to watch Nate Ober reading a magazine.

00:10:00.000 And you can redeem yourself for all of your sins if you get as Nate Ober by tomorrow.

00:10:05.000 Okay, by tomorrow.

00:10:06.000 I got to see what his schedule is like.

00:10:07.000 His schedule?

00:10:08.000 He's doing a bunch of stuff.

00:10:10.000 Oh, really?

00:10:11.000 Like what?

00:10:13.000 Because I see what he's getting for.

00:10:14.000 Millennials are so good at excuses.

00:10:17.000 There's two ways to wash a pot.

00:10:19.000 One is you get in there and say it's got cheese stuck on it, a bunch of crap.

00:10:23.000 You may have to use steel wool.

00:10:24.000 You get in there, you get the cheese off and you wash it.

00:10:27.000 Sometimes it's hard.

00:10:28.000 Sometimes it's easy.

00:10:29.000 Millennials will let it steep.

00:10:31.000 They'll go, oh, there's cheese all over that.

00:10:32.000 I got to let it sit.

00:10:34.000 And they'll let the pan, the cheese pan sit there for like 12 hours.

00:10:38.000 I'm just saying.

00:10:39.000 He's tied up in some stuff.

00:10:41.000 No, he's not.

00:10:42.000 Where are you getting this from?

00:10:43.000 He's mentioned it in his videos.

00:10:44.000 If you do the deep dive like I've been doing, he's got some, there's some legal things going on.

00:10:48.000 He needs rides to the hospital sometimes.

00:10:51.000 He's got things going on.

00:10:52.000 No, he has nothing going on.

00:10:53.000 Look at him.

00:10:54.000 This is a typical Nate Ober video.

00:10:56.000 Let's watch it.

00:10:58.000 Wait, go to the beginning.

00:11:00.000 Just because so people know there's no context reason.

00:11:03.000 First impressions.

00:11:07.000 First impressions.

00:11:08.000 Thanks.

00:11:10.000 You're a chill.

00:11:12.000 You're a...

00:11:14.000 Not feeling anything today.

00:11:16.000 What's that marker on his face?

00:11:18.000 It's a little design.

00:11:20.000 He drew a line from his eyebrows around his head.

00:11:23.000 He likes to cover a girl.

00:11:28.000 That makeup is an homage to his former goth self.

00:11:32.000 Okay.

00:11:33.000 Used to go all out with the white makeup and all that.

00:11:35.000 I see.

00:11:36.000 He's not goth anymore.

00:11:37.000 No, he's kind of like evolved.

00:11:40.000 He has to remove his sunglasses.

00:11:44.000 Oh, he's got a dot on his forehead.

00:11:46.000 I have an iPhone 4 in the lime green case.

00:11:49.000 I bought this now obsolete phone, refurbished, years ago as a gift for my son on his 11th birthday.

00:11:57.000 He's just reading random paragraphs from the new issue of Vogue.

00:12:01.000 Never brought blazing to life as I hoped it would be.

00:12:04.000 With group text.

00:12:06.000 Why?

00:12:07.000 This makes me feel better about yesterday's episode.

00:12:10.000 Super sick man.

00:12:12.000 Golf, the Irish saved.

00:12:14.000 Come off the razor.

00:12:15.000 He's out of razors.

00:12:16.000 Out of razors.

00:12:17.000 So he didn't shave.

00:12:18.000 But I think it's a good look, honestly.

00:12:20.000 Bearded Ober.

00:12:20.000 Sure.

00:12:21.000 When you get older as a white man, you should start hiding all this wrinkly crap.

00:12:26.000 But let's look at a previous video, because that's one of the worst ones he's ever done.

00:12:32.000 I want him to become our one-man whackpack.

00:12:34.000 Exactly.

00:12:35.000 Yeah, the one right before the newest one I was really enjoying this morning.

00:12:38.000 Unamused Purse?

00:12:40.000 Or politics is fashion.

00:12:41.000 Unamused purse.

00:12:45.000 Let's go back Confused by the enemies first of the goddess's lips What?

00:12:56.000 Ober slapped himself.

00:13:00.000 Oh, pause.

00:13:02.000 Unamused purse.

00:13:04.000 Then he says, Ober slapped, his name's Innate Ober.

00:13:06.000 Ober slaps himself, right?

00:13:09.000 Confused by the unamused purse.

00:13:12.000 I'm equally confused by the unimused purse.

00:13:12.000 Okay.

00:13:15.000 And again.

00:13:19.000 No, That is what she wanted.

00:13:24.000 So I don't know if he's reading from Vogue again or if that was an original poem because he did do poems before.

00:13:29.000 Well, let's hear your Nate Ober.

00:13:32.000 I do have a Nate Ober impression, and it's not very good, but...

00:13:39.000 Gavin McInnes.

00:13:43.000 Sorry, sometimes I...

00:13:47.000 Of course.

00:13:48.000 He should be a normal correspondent.

00:13:51.000 Our news correspondent.

00:13:52.000 So we'll have some news story.

00:13:54.000 Not like the cop who got shot, but something else.

00:13:56.000 And then we'll ask him, you know, what he thinks of climate change and this new summit in the Paris Accord and how that relates to – That looks expensive.

00:14:10.000 Those pants, yeah.

00:14:11.000 Yeah.

00:14:12.000 Those boots, too.

00:14:13.000 I completely believe that, like, the military and ultra-reds can see me through my computer screens when I'm online, at least.

00:14:25.000 Is he gay?

00:14:26.000 No.

00:14:30.000 I think maybe I'm like a DJ or a VJ.

00:14:35.000 VJ boots, socks.

00:14:39.000 What?

00:14:41.000 Oh, he's listening to music we can't hear.

00:14:47.000 It's hard to speak when you're doing that, when you have music blasting in your ears that the camera can now pick up.

00:14:55.000 He talks like a kid, doesn't he?

00:14:56.000 He reminds me of my five-year-old.

00:14:58.000 A little bit.

00:14:58.000 Yeah, he's got a kiddish thing to it.

00:15:01.000 Yeah.

00:15:02.000 Also in the news, something very important.

00:15:05.000 I fucked up the other day.

00:15:08.000 By the way, I'm boiling.

00:15:11.000 It's hot.

00:15:12.000 I'm wearing a t-shirt.

00:15:15.000 It's kind of hot in here.

00:15:16.000 I'm worried about inconsistencies.

00:15:21.000 But if I'm not comfortable, I'm not doing a good show.

00:15:28.000 Also, I thought these sleeves were too long, so I tried taping them up.

00:15:30.000 That didn't work.

00:15:31.000 Let's just liberate ourselves, shall we?

00:15:35.000 I've got a tape on my arms.

00:15:37.000 Not anymore.

00:15:38.000 I'm throwing the tape in the garbage.

00:15:43.000 There we go.

00:15:46.000 Okay.

00:15:47.000 On another episode, I said that it was good that Roger Stone was prevented from bringing in Hillary's emails to the trial.

00:16:03.000 Sorry.

00:16:05.000 That was dumb.

00:16:07.000 So I've read up on this, and I would like to clarify that the judge's orders in the Roger Stone case are draconian.

00:16:16.000 They are not reasonable.

00:16:19.000 And she, first of all, she has said, this is the New York Daily News here, as a condition of Stone's pretrial freedom, his judge has issued a gag order prohibiting Stone from making any public statement about the Mueller team, their investigation, or his case.

00:16:35.000 I mean, I kind of get the his case.

00:16:37.000 That's about it.

00:16:38.000 The prohibition includes any comment on any form of social media or even retweeting, reposting, or forwarding anyone else's comment.

00:16:47.000 The gag order does not just bar Stone, it also bars any public comment by any family member or volunteer who supports Stone.

00:16:57.000 Is that me?

00:16:58.000 I'm a volunteer.

00:16:59.000 I support Stone.

00:17:01.000 Oh.

00:17:02.000 Do I have to volunteer on his campaign to be considered a volunteer?

00:17:05.000 So that's the draconian gag order.

00:17:09.000 Now, one of the things the draconian gag order doesn't let you know is that this judge has said you cannot include any talk of Russia.

00:17:18.000 Now, I thought that was good when I first brought it up.

00:17:21.000 I was wrong.

00:17:22.000 That's bad because what he's going to do is say, look, there's no evidence that there was Russian collusion.

00:17:30.000 So why is my email behavior so important?

00:17:34.000 If a bank was robbed and they had all of this email correspondence with him and the bank robbers, you have a point.

00:17:42.000 If the bank was never robbed, then it's just your theory that these guys were bank robbers.

00:17:47.000 And that's not a crime.

00:17:51.000 This was from Gateway Pundit.

00:17:53.000 Much of Stone's legal defense was rooted in an effort to suppress all the evidence obtained in 18 search warrants, citing a conservative conspiracy theory that he argued invalidates the warrants.

00:18:05.000 The theory contends that the 44,000 stolen emails from the DNC and John Podesta, the chairman of Hillary Clinton's presidential campaign, were leaked by an insider, not hacked by the Russians operating as Gustav 2.0.

00:18:23.000 You got that?

00:18:24.000 So Stone's point is the Russians didn't hack you, bitch.

00:18:28.000 Your people hacked you because you're a cunt.

00:18:30.000 And it was probably Bernie Bro, Seth Rich, who hated seeing you do illegal shit.

00:18:35.000 So he ratted on you and you killed him.

00:18:39.000 Allegedly.

00:18:41.000 Allegedly killed him.

00:18:42.000 It looks pretty bad, though.

00:18:45.000 He looks like he'd had enough working for the corrupt DNC.

00:18:48.000 And soon after, he was murdered on the street and they didn't take his money.

00:18:54.000 Just like that guy who issued a subpoena, I think, to the DNC.

00:18:59.000 And he said, this was fun.

00:19:00.000 This is one of the best days of my life.

00:19:02.000 And soon after, he was found dead in his bathroom of a heart attack.

00:19:09.000 This is not uncommon with Hillary.

00:19:10.000 There was the other guy who had dirt on Hillary, and he was working out.

00:19:14.000 And you can look all this up on your own.

00:19:16.000 I thought it was conspiracy garbage when I first looked into it.

00:19:19.000 And then I just started seeing case after case, like the Clinton chef drowned face down in a tiny creek.

00:19:24.000 Or this guy who had stuff on her and could have contributed to a case against her.

00:19:30.000 He was working out and his barbells crushed his neck and choked him to death.

00:19:36.000 How many times has that happened?

00:19:38.000 I don't know.

00:19:38.000 But you know what's really kind of common and people would be surprised is you pack your bags before you commit suicide and you shoot yourself in the back of the head naturally.

00:19:46.000 Yeah, there was that guy.

00:19:47.000 That was another guy, a guy who wanted to write a book on it was called Hillary Doesn't Belong in the White House or something.

00:19:54.000 He committed suicide on a camping trip.

00:19:56.000 Writing books is stressful.

00:19:57.000 Now, I'm sorry we've been over this a million times, but three deaths is silly to talk about too much, unless, you know, there's a mountain of evidence.

00:20:05.000 With Ted Kennedy, that was only one death, and that was worth talking about.

00:20:08.000 But a few, you know, you're a famous person, this person died, used to work for you, I get it.

00:20:13.000 But when it gets up to the tune of 35, what's that second one?

00:20:21.000 35.

00:20:22.000 12 Clinton bodyguards are dead.

00:20:26.000 Now, here's the ultimate takeaway with all of these.

00:20:28.000 Okay.

00:20:33.000 That might not be uncommon.

00:20:36.000 Let's do the same for Obama, for George W. Bush, for Bill Clinton, not Bill Clinton, for Jimmy Carter.

00:20:43.000 And I bet you're going to see like three with one guy, one with another guy, zero with another guy, one with another guy.

00:20:49.000 How many of Jimmy Carter's bodyguards are dead?

00:20:52.000 That's the takeaway.

00:20:58.000 All right.

00:20:59.000 Also in the news, I was thinking about this on the way here.

00:21:02.000 And I was actually watching a previous episode.

00:21:05.000 It's important to read your own writing and to watch your own show occasionally.

00:21:10.000 You can tell what works and what doesn't work.

00:21:12.000 It takes a very high level of megalomania.

00:21:15.000 But I was thinking about that work-for-peace guy who, like all gays in America, or let's say 98%, hate Trump.

00:21:26.000 Gays hate Trump.

00:21:27.000 They hate pence because of that misunderstanding about electrotherapy.

00:21:31.000 But they hate Trump because of Trump's beliefs about homosexuals.

00:21:36.000 Now, I should put my coat back on here.

00:21:39.000 I feel bad about underdressing.

00:21:41.000 Sorry about that.

00:21:41.000 I'm very sensitive to temperatures.

00:21:44.000 I thought, you know what we should do?

00:21:48.000 We had Amy Siskin document all of Trump's lies, and that became her entire career.

00:21:53.000 I want to get serious on all of these subjects.

00:21:56.000 So we are going to spend, I don't care if we're here all night.

00:22:00.000 This could go longer than Iron Man.

00:22:02.000 But I've got research here, and we are going to find out exactly what Trump thinks of homosexuals.

00:22:10.000 Let's get deep.

00:22:12.000 Ready?

00:22:13.000 Go.

00:22:19.000 Hello.

00:22:20.000 Hello?

00:22:21.000 Hello?

00:22:25.000 Okay.

00:22:26.000 Well, that wasn't very fruitful.

00:22:28.000 Apparently, Trump does not think of homosexuals.

00:22:31.000 They're not on his radar.

00:22:33.000 We just went deep, deep into that subject and found nothing.

00:22:36.000 But let's confront America's bigotry and America's prejudice.

00:22:41.000 For example, they all hate gay dads and they don't think gays should adopt.

00:22:45.000 Let's look deep, deep at how Americans feel about gay adoption.

00:22:52.000 Let's get deep.

00:22:53.000 Come on.

00:22:55.000 Hello?

00:22:58.000 Hello?

00:23:02.000 Okay.

00:23:03.000 I guess that's not big on their radar.

00:23:05.000 Do you, do you, what do you have on a, That's a big thing, right?

00:23:12.000 When I was doxed by Antifa, I got maybe 500 texts saying, I love white genocide, like it's going to make me mad, because apparently whites are going to be minorities in 20 years.

00:23:21.000 And according to Roland Martin on our own network here, free speech.tv, he said the impetus for all this new racism is white conservatives mad that they're going to be a minority by 2035 or something.

00:23:36.000 So let's go look at white people angry about becoming a minority in 20 years.

00:23:46.000 What about people mad about gay adoption?

00:23:50.000 Hello!

00:23:52.000 Women doing the same work as men, but making less money?

00:23:55.000 How'd the Eskimos survive this shit?

00:23:58.000 Okay, come on.

00:24:00.000 How about racist cops arresting black people for no reason?

00:24:03.000 It's cold.

00:24:05.000 Racist cops?

00:24:07.000 Can you feel my feet?

00:24:10.000 Oh, racists?

00:24:12.000 It's so bright out here that maybe there is something and I just can't see it.

00:24:15.000 Maybe that's the problem.

00:24:16.000 I feel like I'm getting kind of inuidized out here.

00:24:19.000 Okay, this has got to have something going on.

00:24:21.000 What about people who don't want trans people to exist?

00:24:24.000 Maybe I'm too early?

00:24:25.000 Is there something coming later?

00:24:29.000 What is people who honestly believe being fat is healthy?

00:24:35.000 Yeah, there's nothing here I give up.

00:24:38.000 Oh.

00:24:41.000 Well, that was kind of a wake-up call.

00:24:43.000 I have to admit, I'm surprised.

00:24:46.000 Because we spend a hell of a lot of time talking about these major problems and how they define America.

00:24:55.000 But when I go out there, I'm not seeing a whole lot of racist cops hunting black people for sport.

00:25:02.000 I'm not seeing a lot of two people, one male and one female, doing the exact same job, but her getting less money.

00:25:09.000 There's entire women's marches based on it.

00:25:12.000 But when you go to look it up, you don't really see that.

00:25:16.000 You know why?

00:25:17.000 Oh, I know why.

00:25:18.000 Because it's fucking illegal.

00:25:21.000 If you pay a woman less money for the same work as a man, you're fucked.

00:25:26.000 Your business is over.

00:25:28.000 You're going to get sued into bankruptcy.

00:25:31.000 And we've had that law for a long ass time.

00:25:35.000 I'm starting to think that gays resent how little Trump thinks of them.

00:25:39.000 I think that homosexuals are angry that we don't care anymore.

00:25:45.000 Sorry.

00:25:46.000 Gay people are getting killed in the streets.

00:25:49.000 Remember when that chick was on Stephen Colbert?

00:25:53.000 And she was talking about Juicy Smollet?

00:25:57.000 Yeah, you just showed it.

00:25:59.000 That's it.

00:26:02.000 The first two seconds is crucial, so make sure you're listening closely.

00:26:05.000 We have a media that's saying it's a debate whether or not what just happened to Jesse Smollett is a hate crime.

00:26:11.000 It's absurd.

00:26:13.000 This isn't a debate.

00:26:15.000 There's no debate?

00:26:16.000 I agree.

00:26:19.000 She said this shit isn't a debate.

00:26:23.000 This is how you have to be fired up tonight.

00:26:24.000 It feels impossible to not feel this way right now.

00:26:27.000 Imagine her IQ.

00:26:31.000 My alma mater vice gave her a show called Gay Cation.

00:26:35.000 Where, just pause.

00:26:36.000 She goes around the world finding homophobia.

00:26:40.000 And guess what?

00:26:42.000 It's rampant outside of the West.

00:26:44.000 It's illegal in the Middle East.

00:26:47.000 It is the lowest form of life in Russia.

00:26:51.000 It's completely denied in major parts of China and East Asia.

00:26:57.000 But in America, no, Jussie Smalley was not a hate crime, and we all knew that.

00:27:04.000 But you want it to be so.

00:27:05.000 I think gays, a lot of gays want to be black because they see Stonewall and they see Matthew Shepard and they go, I want to be part of a revolution because our people are dying.

00:27:16.000 Matthew Shepard was a drug dealer and he got killed by his fellow meth heads in a drug deal gone bad.

00:27:22.000 And Stonewall was the police cracking down on illegal booze that the mafia was running through bars and they tended to use gay bars, such as Stonewall.

00:27:31.000 The cops didn't care that they were fags.

00:27:34.000 Excuse my epithet.

00:27:37.000 Anyway, show more of that.

00:27:38.000 It's so ridiculous.

00:27:41.000 I couldn't hear with my wife.

00:27:44.000 The Vice President of America wishes I didn't have the love with my wife.

00:27:49.000 He wanted to ban that in Indiana.

00:27:52.000 He believes in conversion therapy.

00:27:55.000 No.

00:27:57.000 What is this?

00:27:58.000 He has hurt LGBTQ people so badly as the government of Indiana.

00:28:01.000 And I think the thing we need to know, and I hope my show Gaycation did this, in terms of connecting the dots, in terms of what happened the other day to show Don Mon personally, I saw Ice and all the people.

00:28:15.000 Connect the dots.

00:28:17.000 This is what happens.

00:28:18.000 If you are in a position of power and you hate people and you want to cause suffering to them, you go through the trouble.

00:28:27.000 You spend your career trying to cause suffering.

00:28:30.000 Just pause.

00:28:30.000 What are you thinking?

00:28:31.000 Do you understand what she's saying?

00:28:33.000 She's talking about Donald Trump.

00:28:34.000 You spend your career hating gays, trying to make gays suffer.

00:28:39.000 Eventually, someone like Jossie Smollet, Juicy Smollet, is going to get bleach poured on him by two guys wearing balaclavas and MAGA hats.

00:28:49.000 And they're going to put a tiny, thin little rope around his neck.

00:28:52.000 That's the problem with getting Africans to do your hate crimes.

00:28:54.000 They don't know what lynching is.

00:28:56.000 So they get you like a laundry cord.

00:28:58.000 Did you see the little string?

00:29:00.000 It looked like he had a bolero tire.

00:29:02.000 It was strong rope.

00:29:05.000 And they lynched a lot of black men.

00:29:07.000 They lynched a ton of white men.

00:29:09.000 All you needed to be lynched was 12 of your peers saying, we should lynch that guy.

00:29:15.000 And they lynched hundreds of white people.

00:29:18.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:29:19.000 It looks like cobwebs.

00:29:20.000 It's so thin.

00:29:21.000 You see it there with the sweater?

00:29:22.000 Yeah, like he went to a spooky mansion.

00:29:24.000 No, that is literally, because we have pictures of them at the hardware store.

00:29:27.000 That's the actual stuff that they sell at the hardware store for drying your towels and stuff.

00:29:33.000 Anywho.

00:29:37.000 Yeah, so she's sitting there saying Trump's whole life has been about hate and violence.

00:29:42.000 And of course that's going to lead to...

00:29:50.000 And it was an abandoned wasteland where nothing grows.

00:29:54.000 It looked like a Ricola commercial.

00:29:58.000 We're the lozenges.

00:30:00.000 We're not homophobic.

00:30:02.000 We're homo-bored.

00:30:07.000 All right, keep going.

00:30:08.000 I want to see more of her.

00:30:09.000 Yeah.

00:30:12.000 I think it's going to happen.

00:30:14.000 Kids are going to be abused and they're going to kill themselves.

00:30:18.000 And people are going to be beaten on the street.

00:30:21.000 What?

00:30:24.000 I have traveled the world and I have met the most marginalized people you could meet.

00:30:28.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:30:30.000 I am lucky to have this time and the privilege to say this.

00:30:37.000 This needs to stop.

00:30:38.000 She thinks she's in a movie.

00:30:42.000 And they clap like that because they're chicks.

00:30:43.000 Wait, show the applause.

00:30:44.000 That was it.

00:30:47.000 I think it was Ezra Levan who said this.

00:30:49.000 He goes, and we talked about it before on the show, where these actors say profound and beautiful things for a living.

00:30:55.000 And they tend to be dumb, right?

00:30:58.000 They're not going to be, they're pretty.

00:31:00.000 So they were never invited.

00:31:01.000 So they never had to do homework because they were invited to parties.

00:31:04.000 So they never developed any sort of delayed gratification.

00:31:08.000 So they're just like people who basically poo and pee their pants when it comes to their day-to-day life.

00:31:12.000 I mean, they do whatever they want.

00:31:14.000 And that tends to not include books because books are hard.

00:31:18.000 And so they go, I guess I am a god.

00:31:20.000 And then they talk there.

00:31:22.000 Like, she sounded like Don't Cry for Me, Argentina.

00:31:25.000 She sounded like she was doing a superhero movie or something.

00:31:28.000 Or she was Cleopatra leading the troops.

00:31:31.000 Are you not entertained?

00:31:37.000 Larry Barnes can recite all of Gladiator.

00:31:42.000 And all I have to do is go up to him and go, are you not entertained?

00:31:47.000 And then he'll go up to me and go, Spaniard, we used to be nothing when Marco, I'm not, I'm paraphrasing, I'm just remembering what he's told me.

00:31:56.000 And now look at us.

00:31:57.000 The Colosseums are back.

00:31:59.000 50,000 Romans have left their flea-ridden villages to come and watch you fight.

00:32:05.000 He goes on and on.

00:32:06.000 I eventually have to go, I got to go over here.

00:32:08.000 And he's still doing it.

00:32:11.000 It's possible that instead of getting punchy, they opened up a valve in his brain.

00:32:16.000 Because he'll also say, 25 years ago today, Larry, I always mix up Merle Haggard and what's his name, the boxer?

00:32:26.000 Larry Haggard?

00:32:27.000 That one I don't know.

00:32:28.000 Merle Haggard, Marvin Hagler.

00:32:30.000 Marvin Hagler and Leon Spinks is in the Coliseum September 30th.

00:32:38.000 It was a Tuesday.

00:32:42.000 Marvin Hagler.

00:32:43.000 He keeps telling me Marvin Hagler's going to come fight me.

00:32:45.000 And I always go, I'm not concerned with Merle Haggard.

00:32:48.000 He's an old country singer.

00:32:50.000 Not him.

00:32:53.000 I've noticed I've been yelling a lot at the gym.

00:32:56.000 And I think it might be a genetic trait.

00:32:58.000 Like if you're really suffering, and I don't give a shit anymore.

00:33:01.000 People make fun of me.

00:33:02.000 They go, what are you making a sex tape?

00:33:03.000 Because I'm going, but if I have to do like 10 burpees after 40 push-ups, I'll just go, and no one else does it.

00:33:16.000 Does it help?

00:33:16.000 Yes, a thousand percent.

00:33:18.000 And when I did that sweat lodge with my wife and I was sitting there baking, I was just going, hating it.

00:33:27.000 And everyone, I mean, it was a very important ceremony and there was, you know, big deal Indian relatives of hers.

00:33:33.000 And it's like doing that at church, basically.

00:33:35.000 Right.

00:33:36.000 I can either leave and it'll be quiet in here, or if you make me stay in this oven, I'm going to be going, ah, ah.

00:33:36.000 I was like, fuck it.

00:33:43.000 Yeah, your choice.

00:33:44.000 It's your call.

00:33:46.000 You started this.

00:33:47.000 You drew first blood.

00:33:48.000 I'm the Rambo of moaning.

00:33:50.000 Rambo.

00:33:51.000 Peepo.

00:33:52.000 Ram moan.

00:33:55.000 But I realized that's my personality.

00:33:57.000 Like when I was a kid, I was the class clown because I just had to let it out.

00:34:01.000 I couldn't hold it in.

00:34:02.000 It kind of makes me less brave when it comes to free speech when I don't have an option.

00:34:05.000 But I remember my dad, because I was sent to the class for retards.

00:34:08.000 I was in the special class for slow people, even though my marks were good.

00:34:12.000 And he says, you fucking get out of that class.

00:34:14.000 You get back to a normal class or I'm going to murder you.

00:34:16.000 It's like, okay, okay, I won't be the class clown.

00:34:18.000 And I remember literally sitting on my hands and going, come on, just shut your gab, McKinnis.

00:34:22.000 Just shut your mouth.

00:34:23.000 Shut your mouth.

00:34:25.000 Couldn't do it.

00:34:27.000 Not gonna do it.

00:34:29.000 I had the exact same thing.

00:34:30.000 Really?

00:34:31.000 Yeah, remember we spoke about that.

00:34:33.000 We spooked about that.

00:34:34.000 Oh, to Peepo.

00:34:36.000 Yeah, after, like, I think the thing that broke the Campbell's back, the straw, if you will, it was that I peed under the desk in front of my girlfriend Zakia.

00:34:46.000 Because she was like, let's see your pee-pee.

00:34:49.000 And I said, all right.

00:34:50.000 And I was like, here's, by the way, this is what it does.

00:34:52.000 And I just started urinating.

00:34:54.000 Because that was an example of, she was like, if you think looking at it is cool, we see what it does.

00:34:58.000 Check this out.

00:34:59.000 And not for nothing, if you're showing a penis to someone who hasn't seen it, you might want to show one of its main tricks.

00:35:06.000 The grand tour.

00:35:07.000 Yeah, like say someone wants to see your bike, you might want to do a wheelie.

00:35:10.000 So I did a wheelie, basically, frankly.

00:35:14.000 Yeah, and then I went to a special ed class after that.

00:35:17.000 And nothing to do with being retarded, but there sure are a lot of people.

00:35:22.000 What?

00:35:23.000 Ryan, if someone says, can I see your dick?

00:35:26.000 And you go, yes, and you pull it out and start going pee-pee on the ground, you're retarded.

00:35:31.000 That's so good.

00:35:32.000 So I think they got the right guy.

00:35:34.000 Yeah.

00:35:34.000 Yeah, I think they did the right thing.

00:35:36.000 It's like Ariana Huffington's ex-husband when she married a man.

00:35:40.000 I think she made the right decision.

00:35:43.000 That did sound retarded, but I would always.

00:35:46.000 It always.

00:35:47.000 But that was the only fluids thing that I did.

00:35:47.000 Yeah.

00:35:50.000 I would just make people laugh, and I would be the class clown guy.

00:35:55.000 I would be the and class clown guy, but this is, by the way, in a pitch where Ryan is telling the studio audience that he's not retarded.

00:36:03.000 I just don't speak a lot these days.

00:36:05.000 I keep to myself.

00:36:08.000 So when you come over here, you know how I get excited to see you?

00:36:12.000 It's like a dog in captivity.

00:36:13.000 I'm here waiting at the office and I'm like, hey, dude, so this weekend, I actually spoke to people.

00:36:13.000 Yeah.

00:36:19.000 It gets weird over here in the old Ryland.

00:36:22.000 Okay.

00:36:23.000 And if you will.

00:36:26.000 But speaking of that.

00:36:29.000 Here's something I want to bring up before we get serious again.

00:36:33.000 One little dumb tweet I saw going around, and I cannot get it the fuck out of my head because I don't know what the answer is.

00:36:39.000 Why are iPhones not in our dreams?

00:36:42.000 Hmm.

00:36:44.000 We all, I make fun of people for being on their phones too much.

00:36:47.000 I am on my phone too much.

00:36:48.000 Again, sorry, I'm boiling.

00:36:51.000 I have the same problem you do, where every moment, even when, like if I'm at a bar and someone gets up and goes to the bathroom, I'm almost happy because I can look at my phone while they're going pee.

00:37:04.000 And then the second they come back, I put it away.

00:37:06.000 Or there's times, and I'm totally against this.

00:37:08.000 This is morally wrong, but there's times when I'll be at the bar and me and four other guys will all be on our phones not talking.

00:37:15.000 That's not what bars are for.

00:37:17.000 You're going against the grain.

00:37:20.000 So, it's an appendage, right?

00:37:22.000 It's always in our hands.

00:37:23.000 We're always looking at it.

00:37:26.000 How come, have you found the tweet yet?

00:37:28.000 Why aren't you showing it?

00:37:30.000 I saw a TikTok of a guy saying, for as much as we use our phones, it's weird they aren't in any of our dreams.

00:37:36.000 And I can't fucking stop thinking about it.

00:37:38.000 Me neither, Tatiana.

00:37:40.000 Yeah.

00:37:42.000 And I can't stop thinking about it because there's no explanation.

00:37:44.000 It's sort of like yesterday where we discovered that the new face of Everlast is a trans boxer, and she's got those weird teenage pubes on her face that women get when they take testosterone too much.

00:37:55.000 And I just think, this woman is about to get the shit kicked out of her by every boxer in the league, and she's representing Everlast?

00:38:04.000 And the part I don't get, the reason it haunts me all day is I think, why?

00:38:08.000 What are you going for?

00:38:10.000 I genuinely don't know.

00:38:11.000 Muay Thai boxers?

00:38:13.000 That's a chick, by the way.

00:38:15.000 Are you going for like those weird Indonesian Thai trannies?

00:38:19.000 Everlast, by the way, no boxers wear it anymore.

00:38:22.000 They farmed out all their shit to China and the gloves fall apart in no time.

00:38:27.000 So maybe they're desperate.

00:38:30.000 But this person that you're seeing there has had one fight.

00:38:35.000 One fight.

00:38:36.000 And they're representing Everlast.

00:38:38.000 It confuses me.

00:38:39.000 And this confuses me too.

00:38:41.000 So Ryan, as someone who is always wrong about everything and doesn't know a thing, why do you think iPhones are not in our dreams?

00:38:50.000 I don't know, but I remember seeing this movie, Waking Life, that said you can't look at clocks.

00:38:54.000 Like, you can't look at a clock that would tell you the time.

00:38:56.000 It just looks like a bunch of nonsense.

00:38:58.000 And you can't click on or off The lights.

00:39:01.000 So there may be just something mechanical, anything mechanical about it.

00:39:05.000 But I've seen TV in my dreams.

00:39:07.000 You have?

00:39:08.000 Yeah.

00:39:09.000 I don't remember seeing TV in there.

00:39:10.000 Or just imagining that there's something on TV, and I guess that's your whole frame.

00:39:14.000 Instead of I'm watching a TV.

00:39:15.000 That's a lot of shit.

00:39:16.000 It's sort of like that movie yesterday where there's no Coca-Cola, cigarettes, Oasis, or the Beatles.

00:39:20.000 I don't think I've ever driven a car in my dreams.

00:39:23.000 Oh, that was part of the whole Beatles thing?

00:39:24.000 There was no Coca-Cola and others.

00:39:26.000 Oh.

00:39:27.000 I don't think I've ever driven a car.

00:39:29.000 I don't think I've done it.

00:39:30.000 Oh, I have.

00:39:31.000 Oh, really?

00:39:32.000 Yeah, so I know it's doable, but that's weird that you haven't.

00:39:36.000 Not that I can remember.

00:39:38.000 Maybe it's because when we're on our phones, it's kind of embarrassing.

00:39:41.000 It's like taking a shit, which I had to do yesterday, and that might have been why the show was so bad.

00:39:47.000 Oh, you did?

00:39:47.000 I had to make a poo immediately, yes.

00:39:51.000 Maybe it's because it's sort of shameful, and we like to see ourselves better.

00:39:56.000 Like, are you ugly in your dreams?

00:39:57.000 Not really.

00:39:58.000 It's like you at your best, isn't it?

00:39:59.000 But there's some shame that when you try to punch, you suck.

00:40:02.000 When you try to run away, you suck.

00:40:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:05.000 So you're not Superman.

00:40:06.000 All right, we don't have time to research this.

00:40:08.000 It's too philosophical.

00:40:10.000 We're busy.

00:40:10.000 We're making this show.

00:40:11.000 We're building a whole network here.

00:40:13.000 We've got Milo.

00:40:14.000 He's going to be weekly.

00:40:15.000 Joe Biggs.

00:40:16.000 Soph just put out a video.

00:40:17.000 Still working on Laura Loomer and Sargon.

00:40:21.000 Maybe we'll get Jim Goad at some point.

00:40:23.000 I think I'm going to repost the stream of the demandfreespeech.org thing that they did in Miami.

00:40:31.000 We've got all the stuff that Joe shot down there.

00:40:31.000 Oh, yeah.

00:40:33.000 We've got that.

00:40:34.000 I think there's some drama going on because Kathy Zhu was in a photograph with someone who might be alt-right, and that means we have to end her whole career because she can't be in a photograph with someone.

00:40:46.000 And Mike Cernovich was tweeting out.

00:40:47.000 He goes, so let me get this right.

00:40:48.000 Dems want to release convicted felons and let them vote.

00:40:52.000 Yet, if you're in a photo with someone who you deem as a bad man, then your career is over.

00:41:00.000 Meanwhile, back in Sane Land, there is a woman who wants to spoil her husband and be a good housewife.

00:41:12.000 This is highly radical in this day and age.

00:41:17.000 And I think it's funny that this article is shocking.

00:41:22.000 And she's just decided, by the way, they're going to have so many fucking kids so fast.

00:41:27.000 Your wife does not dress up, keep a nice home, and I assume make love whenever you want.

00:41:32.000 And you don't have a ton of kids.

00:41:35.000 So there's about to be an avalanche of children falling out of that woman's vagina.

00:41:40.000 When Lars gets home, he actually likes to hang up his own coat, but Holti doesn't mind.

00:41:44.000 I read in a 1950s book that if a man wants to hang his own coat up, you should not feel it makes you a bad housewife.

00:41:50.000 Now, she's mocked for that, for being too doting.

00:41:53.000 And you can just hear all the women in New York going, oh, hell no.

00:41:57.000 I'd way rather be a blogger at Salon and watch my life get flushed down the toilet as my ovaries rot.

00:42:05.000 And I'm a colostomy bag for everyone's come in my 40s where I get the occasional booty call and then he really wants me to leave right after.

00:42:13.000 But sometimes I manage to stay over the whole night.

00:42:15.000 I prefer that, that and my French pug, to being this loser.

00:42:21.000 And then she said, I think we as women should support each other.

00:42:25.000 If a woman says she wants to be a homemaker, we should not say that's not right.

00:42:29.000 What's right for me might not be right for someone else.

00:42:31.000 We all have to do what's right for ourselves.

00:42:34.000 Her ultimate goal is to embody a timeless, do to others what you want them to do to you mantra.

00:42:40.000 Except for BJs, am I right?

00:42:43.000 You COD.

00:42:45.000 Wait, what?

00:42:48.000 Wait, is it COD?

00:42:49.000 You COD?

00:42:50.000 CAD.

00:42:51.000 Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

00:42:52.000 COD is a fish.

00:42:53.000 That's right.

00:42:54.000 Can I grab a beer?

00:42:56.000 Yeah, sure.

00:42:57.000 Get me one, actually.

00:42:57.000 Thank you.

00:43:02.000 No decade is perfect.

00:43:05.000 Definitely we had big social problems in the 50s, but the people I talked to who lived through the era say it was a time when you could leave your door unlocked and you didn't need to worry about people breaking in, she says.

00:43:14.000 People today have forgotten how to talk to people they don't agree with and they have lost all their manners.

00:43:20.000 This is esoteric.

00:43:22.000 This is unusual that she's doing this.

00:43:25.000 And it reminded me of a mantra we used to have back pre-Proud Boys days where I would talk about 10 ways to save America.

00:43:34.000 And I want to get back to that because I think I still stand by it all.

00:43:38.000 And I mean, we should have, maybe we should have them framed and put them up like here.

00:43:43.000 That's more important than Groundskeeper Willie, isn't it?

00:43:46.000 I got him.

00:43:46.000 You want to see him?

00:43:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:43:49.000 So let's go through them briefly, shall we?

00:43:52.000 Abolish prison.

00:43:54.000 Can you show me and it at the same time?

00:43:58.000 No, make it a thing here.

00:43:59.000 That's one of the advantages of me being scooched over here.

00:43:59.000 Yep.

00:44:02.000 Abolish prison.

00:44:03.000 Now, I obviously don't mean release everyone from prison.

00:44:06.000 Prison didn't happen, but I've spoken to ex-cons and people doing time, like our buddy Jeff doing weekends for the Antifa fight.

00:44:13.000 He just got out of Rikers yesterday.

00:44:16.000 And I always say the same question.

00:44:18.000 How many people there are incompatible with society?

00:44:22.000 And they always say the same number, five.

00:44:24.000 Everyone else, 95% of them are there for domestic violence, which in many cases they did not do, and for drug-related bullshit, drug wars, turf wars, robbing a drug dealer to get money for drugs, blah, blah, blah.

00:44:39.000 So about 95% of the people in prison don't belong there.

00:44:43.000 And we have a problem in this country where it's become a business.

00:44:47.000 And we have this roundabout thing.

00:44:49.000 Now you say, wait a minute, Gavin, there's a real problem with black crime in this country.

00:44:55.000 Yeah, there is.

00:44:57.000 And it comes from fatherlessness.

00:44:59.000 Blacks committed crimes about the same as whites in the 20s and 30s before divorce became the hot new thing.

00:45:07.000 Shit, right up to the 50s and 60s.

00:45:10.000 It's really, if you look at crime and incarceration, it really spiked in 1980.

00:45:15.000 And that was 18 years after welfare had become demystified and coolified and normalized.

00:45:23.000 We've had welfare for a long time.

00:45:25.000 We've had food stamps for a long time.

00:45:26.000 But food stamps used to be flour and cheese And stuff to make basics.

00:45:31.000 Now, for the second day, not in a row, but in a week, I've seen a Dominican wheeling a giant blue tub down the street by my boxing gym.

00:45:41.000 And you know what that is.

00:45:42.000 They use food stamps to fill up those blue tubs, then they ship them to the Dominican Republic, and then Bodega uses it as its stock and charges people.

00:45:52.000 So we are buying inventory for Dominican stores.

00:45:54.000 So a lot of these utilize intersectionality.

00:45:59.000 And when we end welfare, which is number four, we will stop the scourge of fatherlessness in the black community.

00:46:07.000 Right now, one in four blacks is born to a single mom in an unwed family.

00:46:14.000 One in four.

00:46:16.000 No, no, wait a minute.

00:46:17.000 Three in four, 75% of black children, and it's worse than the Bronx where you're from, Mr. Fatherless.

00:46:25.000 Yes.

00:46:26.000 Are born without dads.

00:46:28.000 Would you consider my dad running away assimilation into Puerto Rican culture?

00:46:34.000 Yeah, he was definitely more Bronx than 25%.

00:46:40.000 He always used to say, when in Lom.

00:46:43.000 Did you just make that up?

00:46:43.000 Wen in Lom.

00:46:45.000 It's pretty good.

00:46:46.000 Stick to humor.

00:46:49.000 So let's kill this constant.

00:46:52.000 Let's kill welfare.

00:46:54.000 And legalize drugs is number three.

00:46:56.000 Once you kill welfare and legalize drugs, crime will plummet.

00:47:01.000 And when everyone has a gun, crime will plummet.

00:47:05.000 As John Lott said, in more gun, less crime.

00:47:08.000 So one seems reckless.

00:47:12.000 Everything is reversed.

00:47:13.000 One seems reckless, but when combined with two, three, and four, it's not so reckless.

00:47:19.000 We also have to worry about ending welfare when we have all these people dependent on it.

00:47:24.000 Not when you close the borders and we lose 30 million illegal aliens.

00:47:29.000 I know it's illegal to say the word illegal aliens in New York, but we have a lot of illegal aliens and there's a myth that they contribute so much to the tax code.

00:47:38.000 They pay so much in tax.

00:47:40.000 No, they don't.

00:47:41.000 That's a lie.

00:47:42.000 They cost America billions and billions of dollars.

00:47:46.000 Now, we could talk about all this and I could explain to you exactly how much they cost us and why if I wasn't constantly censored and kicked off of social media and deplatformed.

00:47:56.000 The First Amendment is the most important amendment because you can tell people that more guns equal less crime and now you're empowering the Second Amendment.

00:48:07.000 So the Second Amendment and the First Amendment are interdependent, but I believe that the First Amendment does a lot more for all the other amendments because you can talk about them.

00:48:17.000 And then number seven, venerate the housewife, which is what we spoke to here.

00:48:21.000 When you have a strong family and you don't tell these women that being a housewife is shitty and lazy and a cop-out, then you have strong families.

00:48:29.000 When you have strong families, strong homes, you have strong communities.

00:48:34.000 Can you show her home, that chick?

00:48:37.000 So everything's 50s.

00:48:38.000 She's got a record player there.

00:48:43.000 Scroll down.

00:48:46.000 Yeah, look at her.

00:48:47.000 High-heel shoes in the house.

00:48:48.000 Is this kind of LARPing?

00:48:50.000 I mean, it's beneficial.

00:48:51.000 But it's kind of like LARPing.

00:48:51.000 Yeah.

00:48:52.000 Look at that big, delicious meal.

00:48:54.000 Look at her fucking living room.

00:48:55.000 Can you see the meal?

00:48:56.000 I can click in there.

00:48:57.000 That's just a meal that he gets when he comes home.

00:49:00.000 Oh, I got a letter like that.

00:49:02.000 She won't let me show her face.

00:49:03.000 But she said, yeah, I married my college sweetheart, and we started breeding right away.

00:49:08.000 We have five kids, and I support him, and I make sure the home is nice.

00:49:12.000 And she said, the more I support him, the more empowered he feels at work, the more driven he is, the more he stays late, and the more he takes risks that pay off, and the more money we have, and the nicer home we have, and it keeps going in a cycle.

00:49:26.000 The more I support him, the more he produces.

00:49:29.000 It's like a plant.

00:49:30.000 You got to feed it with love.

00:49:33.000 These Antifa lefties, they go, yeah, I don't like that system.

00:49:35.000 And you go, okay, it's a pretty good system, but what do you got?

00:49:38.000 They go, nothing.

00:49:39.000 It's not yours.

00:49:40.000 Do you have a way like where, what is it, polygamy, where there's two couples and they're both generating?

00:49:47.000 It's just nothing.

00:49:50.000 Okay.

00:49:50.000 So you're replacing no borders, no walls, and your solution is no USA at all.

00:49:56.000 That's not very inspiring.

00:49:58.000 But anyway, let's go back to the list.

00:50:00.000 Should we go through this every day?

00:50:01.000 No, that's tedious.

00:50:04.000 Glorify the entrepreneur.

00:50:05.000 And I've noticed, that sounds redundant, but I've noticed this.

00:50:08.000 Like, 60 Minutes had a thing on Groupon, and the tone was really odd.

00:50:13.000 Like, this guy created a wonderful, incredibly successful business.

00:50:16.000 It's publicly traded.

00:50:18.000 He's employed dozens, if not hundreds of people.

00:50:20.000 And the tone with Leslie Stahl was, so people say that you can be kind of weird to work with.

00:50:25.000 Do you think you're autistic?

00:50:26.000 Oh, you're trying to find a mental illness in him?

00:50:30.000 So we should, when we hear that Ralph Lorraine used to be Ralph Lipschitz and he used to sleep with his brothers three in a bed, you go, dude, you kicked ass.

00:50:40.000 That's amazing.

00:50:42.000 And every time you see an entrepreneur, you should go, wow, you built that and it's still standing?

00:50:46.000 That's awesome.

00:50:47.000 Because we don't know about all the thousands and millions of businesses that failed, like our fucking Japanese buddy who took over his dad's sushi restaurant.

00:50:54.000 And it's gone now.

00:50:56.000 He couldn't pay the bills.

00:50:57.000 And if it was kicking ass and making money, people would go, oh, whatever, dude.

00:51:02.000 Your daddy bought you a sushi restaurant.

00:51:04.000 It's hard to run a sushi restaurant.

00:51:06.000 Well, he's starting his own sneaker thing now.

00:51:09.000 Yeah, I don't want to talk about that.

00:51:11.000 He's doing good.

00:51:12.000 He's actually doing pretty good.

00:51:14.000 He is?

00:51:14.000 Yeah.

00:51:15.000 He's selling them.

00:51:16.000 Yeah.

00:51:17.000 Oh, really?

00:51:18.000 Or he's going to be?

00:51:19.000 Okay, so he's not doing good if he hasn't sold any, you fuck.

00:51:22.000 No, but he's motivated.

00:51:24.000 No, that doesn't matter.

00:51:25.000 Anyway, I don't want to talk about him.

00:51:27.000 Number nine, recognize the West as the best.

00:51:30.000 And that's crucial, too, because we stopped talking about the rest of the world and climate change and how, for example, Greta Thunberg says, how dare you?

00:51:41.000 India and China are doing all of the pollution.

00:51:44.000 Europe, America, we're way down here.

00:51:47.000 Yet they keep trying to get us to pay $100 billion.

00:51:50.000 In fact, there's an incredible video that Dr. Shiva put out.

00:51:57.000 We'll go to this after that, and I'll try to keep it short because it's Very heavy, but it really explains what a racket this whole Paris Accord is and how it's a lie.

00:52:07.000 And I think if we were a little more Western chauvinist, we wouldn't be so open to these stupid ideas that involve us paying billions of dollars where China and India do nothing.

00:52:16.000 And then, of course, shut down the government.

00:52:19.000 Department of Energy, gone.

00:52:20.000 Department of Education, gone.

00:52:22.000 Infrastructure, gone.

00:52:24.000 That should all be tolls.

00:52:25.000 The infrastructure in this country sucks because the government sucks.

00:52:30.000 So let's privatize basically everything.

00:52:33.000 Law enforcement?

00:52:34.000 Okay, maybe not.

00:52:35.000 The military?

00:52:36.000 Yeah, that should probably be government.

00:52:37.000 The rest?

00:52:41.000 You know why I like going on this list?

00:52:42.000 Because I feel re, I was going to say, regurgitated.

00:52:48.000 Ew.

00:52:49.000 I feel like Barf.

00:52:51.000 No, I feel reinvigorated.

00:52:53.000 You know, it reminds me of what I'm fighting for.

00:52:56.000 It felt like the show just started right there when you said that.

00:52:58.000 Well, maybe we should cut everything else out.

00:53:01.000 So go to Dr. Shiva and make sure you sort of don't go too close so we can see the tweet so other people can go to it.

00:53:09.000 Gotcha.

00:53:11.000 Right there.

00:53:11.000 Yeah.

00:53:12.000 So you can see, I mean, it doesn't really have a name.

00:53:14.000 What's the date on it?

00:53:17.000 Scroll down.

00:53:18.000 The dates at the bottom.

00:53:19.000 Okay, 24th of September, 2019.

00:53:23.000 All right, so now you can find it yourself.

00:53:24.000 But anyway.

00:53:25.000 Oh, wait, there's a title.

00:53:26.000 It's Why Real Donald Trump Did the Right Thing on Pulling Out of the Paris Accords.

00:53:31.000 All right, so you may have to skip forward.

00:53:33.000 I'm going to give you like a dumb Cole's notes.

00:53:35.000 But he says, look, here was the original system.

00:53:38.000 You had a circle with these businesses in it.

00:53:40.000 They produced pollution, but they also produced products people would buy, and then people would give them money.

00:53:45.000 That was the thing.

00:53:46.000 Now, if you scroll ahead, he goes, we have that exact same system now.

00:53:50.000 But when they pollute, they have to pay the IPCC.

00:53:55.000 So they're making not just the same amount of pollution, but much more.

00:54:01.000 And we get the same product, and we pay the same money.

00:54:02.000 So the original system is still the same, but now there's this tumor on it called the IPCC that gets billions.

00:54:08.000 And then in exchange for the money, they give you carbon credits.

00:54:12.000 Now they start trading these carbon credits on the stock exchange.

00:54:17.000 And they say, okay, let's get more people trying to buy carbon credits for us.

00:54:21.000 This punishment for pollution, where companies just go, well, I'm still going to pollute.

00:54:25.000 I'll just pay my carbon credits.

00:54:27.000 And they probably take that, by the way, from the worker's salary.

00:54:30.000 So these leftists who love all this climate shit are actually taking money out of wages.

00:54:37.000 So then he says, if you skip ahead even more, he says, all right, there's all these other countries like China and India who are actually doing the polluting way more than us.

00:54:45.000 So how do we get them involved?

00:54:46.000 Well, they just told us to fuck off.

00:54:48.000 All right, so we tell the U.S., we push the U.S. to spend $100 billion on other countries.

00:54:55.000 So here, India, here's $10 billion, but spend it on carbon credits.

00:55:00.000 So now they've forced India into this stupid racket, but it's on our dime.

00:55:05.000 So Trump was the first one to say, how about none of that?

00:55:09.000 I don't want anything to do with any of this.

00:55:11.000 And no, you're not going to make me give $100 billion of my money, my country's money, to these random shit stains.

00:55:20.000 Random shit stains playing at the Mercury Lounge, by the way.

00:55:22.000 They're pretty good.

00:55:22.000 And they're good.

00:55:23.000 Their older stuff's awesome.

00:55:25.000 All right, we're running out of time here, right?

00:55:26.000 How long have we been going for?

00:55:27.000 I've been going for about 55.

00:55:30.000 I want to show you this fucking chick I'm in love with.

00:55:33.000 Oh, here's one more thought.

00:55:36.000 No, no, we'll get to that another time.

00:55:39.000 Her name is Marie Sinfiltré.

00:55:44.000 Infiltré means infiltrate.

00:55:47.000 It's a tough one to say because you've got to really roll that out.

00:55:49.000 Infiltré.

00:55:50.000 Marie Infiltré.

00:55:51.000 Marie Infiltré.

00:55:53.000 Yeah.

00:55:56.000 And she's just funny and cool.

00:56:00.000 And you can click on any of those.

00:56:01.000 Click on the yellow vests.

00:56:02.000 So she goes and talks to the yellow vests.

00:56:07.000 Yes, I think so.

00:56:10.000 Maybe if you do closed captions.

00:56:12.000 Yeah, closed caption English.

00:56:13.000 It should be here.

00:56:14.000 This is a wife, guys.

00:56:16.000 If you live anywhere near Paris, get a ring on that now.

00:56:21.000 Auto-translate.

00:56:27.000 Philippe in the United States or American.

00:56:29.000 So anyway, they all think she's funny.

00:56:33.000 English.

00:56:35.000 Oh, cool.

00:56:38.000 So she takes the side of Macron, who's a cunt.

00:56:41.000 So she's not advocating for him, but she shows how absurd he is.

00:56:44.000 But look at some of the other ones.

00:56:50.000 Go back to her main page.

00:56:53.000 She did this thing.

00:56:54.000 Now, it's probably a parody on bigotry, but I still liked it literally.

00:56:57.000 Les Prénon Francais, the fourth one down.

00:57:00.000 Oh, it's this one right here.

00:57:01.000 She goes to people and asks them what their name is, and if it's not French enough, she says no, which is what I do all the time.

00:57:08.000 And she goes, yeah, no, we're not doing that.

00:57:10.000 You need something more French.

00:57:15.000 You want me to apply those subtitles?

00:57:16.000 Yeah, no, go back to the beginning.

00:57:19.000 French auto-generator.

00:57:20.000 She's dressed super Frenchy, too.

00:57:21.000 Auto-translate in English.

00:57:23.000 Bam.

00:57:24.000 I can translate, my French.

00:57:25.000 Okay.

00:57:26.000 It's one thing.

00:57:27.000 Sophie, it's going to go to Sophie?

00:57:28.000 No.

00:57:28.000 Hello, can I ask you your name?

00:57:32.000 Sadia.

00:57:33.000 Sadia.

00:57:34.000 It's not possible today in France, you know?

00:57:35.000 You're French?

00:57:36.000 Yes.

00:57:37.000 It's going to change.

00:57:38.000 Sophie, it's going to go to Sophie?

00:57:39.000 No.

00:57:41.000 Her name's Sadia.

00:57:42.000 And he goes, no, you're Sophie.

00:57:44.000 That's a better French name.

00:57:45.000 You're Sophie.

00:57:47.000 Look how cool she is.

00:57:48.000 Young man, how do you call yourself?

00:57:49.000 You ask your name.

00:57:53.000 Ayub, mis patu tu français Ayub.

00:57:53.000 Ayub.

00:58:00.000 His name's Ayoube, and she goes, Yeah, no, you're Patrick.

00:58:05.000 He's German.

00:58:06.000 She doesn't like that.

00:58:09.000 What does au piton mean?

00:58:11.000 It's all shit.

00:58:12.000 Oh fuck.

00:58:14.000 I can ask you your name.

00:58:15.000 Yes, Juan.

00:58:16.000 Juan, it's not serious, Juan.

00:58:18.000 Juan, that's not serious.

00:58:21.000 Michel, parfait, Michel on the dark.

00:58:26.000 Just française, eh?

00:58:28.000 No, yes, my friends.

00:58:31.000 No, no, baby.

00:58:32.000 No, baby.

00:58:33.000 No baby Oh putain T'es français?

00:58:35.000 Non je suis pas français Ah t'es pas français Parce qu'avec un prénom de cas pareil On peut plus être français tu sais aujourd'hui en franche She's got balls.

00:58:42.000 In one of the videos, she gets her car towed and she's pissed off, so she dresses up like a cop, which is not legal, and she starts giving people tickets.

00:58:53.000 Just harassing people on the street, dressed up in a fake cop uniform that she made.

00:58:57.000 This is it?

00:58:58.000 Yeah, so there she is getting towed.

00:59:00.000 And then if you just skip way ahead, she's just giving out tickets.

00:59:06.000 She's got a clipboard.

00:59:12.000 No, it's not good enough.

00:59:13.000 You did it on the app, pay by phone.

00:59:15.000 It's not happening.

00:59:16.000 Is that super illegal?

00:59:17.000 Yeah.

00:59:18.000 Oh, really?

00:59:18.000 You can't impersonate a police officer anywhere.

00:59:20.000 But is that not the uniform, or that is the uniform?

00:59:22.000 I don't think it's the uniform.

00:59:23.000 I don't know.

00:59:24.000 Well, I think you could do that then.

00:59:26.000 No, she's impersonating a police officer.

00:59:29.000 That's a crime.

00:59:31.000 Did you ever do anything like that?

00:59:32.000 Like you pretend it works someplace or something?

00:59:34.000 Oh, yeah, a million times.

00:59:35.000 In one of the videos, she goes to the Apple store and she asks everyone a million questions about Apple and how it works.

00:59:41.000 And then she comes back wearing the Apple shirt and just starts working there and answering questions.

00:59:47.000 I used to do that with Dick Sporting Goods because I had a green shirt.

00:59:51.000 And I put my name tag on it from ROTC and I used to go around helping.

00:59:56.000 Look how stylish and cool she is.

00:59:58.000 She is pretty cool.

00:59:59.000 Her voice is nice.

01:00:00.000 She's not too pretty.

01:00:01.000 It's like the right amount of pretty for a wife.

01:00:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:04.000 That's wife pretty.

01:00:06.000 You don't want to.

01:00:06.000 She's not going to be trouble.

01:00:09.000 She might cheat on you, though.

01:00:10.000 You think so?

01:00:11.000 I get a slight cheaty vibe if she gets wasted on vacation.

01:00:15.000 You know the French.

01:00:16.000 No one in Paris is monogamous.

01:00:18.000 And that's clearly Paris.

01:00:20.000 So now skip ahead.

01:00:22.000 This is getting boring.

01:00:27.000 Yeah, there she is.

01:00:28.000 So she just sits there shooting shit with me.

01:00:31.000 Anyway, she was in the news today.

01:00:33.000 This is how I discovered her.

01:00:34.000 It's because she's a Twitter moment.

01:00:36.000 And she was mocking the Chanel fashion show that Cardi B was at.

01:00:41.000 And I love the angle from the Twitter people who it's probably the chicks who handle this thing.

01:00:47.000 And shitting on a Chanel fashion show, a runway show during Fashion Week in Paris is just like, don't trivialize it.

01:00:54.000 Remember when Ricky Gervais did the awards and it totally flopped because he was peeling back the curtain and going, these people are all losers.

01:01:04.000 Racist.

01:01:05.000 Racist.

01:01:07.000 They take themselves seriously.

01:01:08.000 Do you know what I mean?

01:01:10.000 Yeah, that was pretty good.

01:01:11.000 Thanks.

01:01:11.000 So what does the headline there say?

01:01:13.000 Woman crashes the Chanel Runway until Gigi Hadid puts an end to her fashion dreams.

01:01:17.000 Yeah, Gigi Hadid puts an end to her fashion dreams.

01:01:19.000 She's kind of like, she's mocking you.

01:01:21.000 This is, again, people don't get humor.

01:01:24.000 Oh, you know what a letter said?

01:01:26.000 We'll get to the mailbag in a second.

01:01:27.000 They said, dummy, this Charlice Throne Budweiser ad, it's a joke.

01:01:33.000 They're making fun of those kind of ads.

01:01:36.000 How do you, how do, it's a stretch.

01:01:38.000 It's conceivable.

01:01:40.000 Wait, I don't know, dude.

01:01:41.000 It's conceivable.

01:01:43.000 Maybe the guy who did it, but I don't think, I think there's one guy in on that and his friend.

01:01:48.000 And they're like, we'll do one that's real over the top.

01:01:49.000 Well, and they're sick of it.

01:01:50.000 As we sit here and make fun of people for not getting jokes, we should always be aware that someone might be kidding.

01:01:57.000 There is a 1% chance.

01:01:58.000 That goes real far against the grain, though.

01:02:00.000 Do you remember what the company was?

01:02:02.000 Budweiser.

01:02:03.000 No, no, because they did the cans.

01:02:05.000 Yeah, they did the whole Seth, what's his name, and Amy Schumer thing where they were super woke, but also the cans.

01:02:15.000 Remember the cans?

01:02:17.000 That's why you're drinking Miller right now, my friend.

01:02:19.000 Oh, yeah, the cans had that whole LGBT.

01:02:22.000 Yeah, sorry, viewer.

01:02:23.000 You're wrong.

01:02:24.000 Fuck off.

01:02:25.000 They had a different color for every sexual proclivity.

01:02:28.000 Pansexual.

01:02:31.000 Are they kidding?

01:02:33.000 They're not kidding with those cans.

01:02:34.000 I know, but how over the top was it?

01:02:36.000 There were nine of them.

01:02:38.000 And all the colors meant different things.

01:02:41.000 Whoa, dude.

01:02:42.000 Dude, I think.

01:02:44.000 Budweiser's messing with my mind.

01:02:47.000 Fly the flag cups.

01:02:49.000 these things, I think That's heavy Americana right there.

01:02:54.000 Is it a...

01:02:58.000 That was British Budweiser who started that whole thing.

01:03:00.000 And they're not known for their making fun of homos.

01:03:04.000 Yeah, this was for Pride.

01:03:06.000 To make fun of Pride and to be Budweiser?

01:03:08.000 Wow.

01:03:08.000 That was a trippy little wormhole we went into.

01:03:08.000 No.

01:03:11.000 And I almost believed that Budweiser were the funniest, most dangerous, edgy, rebellious company in the world.

01:03:17.000 That would have been awesome, but I guess not.

01:03:19.000 Sorry.

01:03:19.000 Life isn't like that.

01:03:20.000 But anyway, go back to her.

01:03:22.000 So she's making fun of this stupid Chanel fashion show because she's awesome.

01:03:27.000 And check her out.

01:03:29.000 This is her.

01:03:32.000 Excuse me.

01:03:35.000 That's so clumsy and funny.

01:03:37.000 I love women.

01:03:37.000 Yeah.

01:03:39.000 Oops.

01:03:39.000 Look at that.

01:03:41.000 Is she wearing Chanel, I wonder?

01:03:43.000 Those shoes look kind of clunky.

01:03:47.000 I like the correction where she takes the left.

01:03:50.000 Well, it's probably a pretty high-up little ledge, but there's more footage of that.

01:03:56.000 Not the same one.

01:03:57.000 But you see later, like, this one's fun.

01:03:59.000 Gigi Hadid.

01:04:00.000 Gigi Hadid, by the way, is the one who said she will sleep with men if they have the proper sneakers on.

01:04:05.000 And she said, if he's wearing these, that'll be kind of quiet.

01:04:08.000 But if he's wearing those, then he's going to get some.

01:04:12.000 He's going to get it.

01:04:13.000 He's going to get it.

01:04:14.000 Yeah, that's what she said.

01:04:15.000 If he wears some Jordans or some Air Max, it's going to like get it.

01:04:23.000 Oh, there she is.

01:04:24.000 Okay.

01:04:25.000 She's here now.

01:04:26.000 She's the best.

01:04:27.000 She's our new favorite chick.

01:04:33.000 What?

01:04:36.000 And she's super short, too.

01:04:38.000 They're all six feet tall.

01:04:45.000 All right.

01:04:47.000 There she is.

01:04:48.000 Where she is.

01:04:50.000 That's a cool little app with a fun arrow.

01:04:53.000 I think that's Instagram.

01:04:54.000 A Chanel Official.

01:04:57.000 Look at this shitty reporting, too.

01:04:58.000 No one looks her up or finds out that this is what she does.

01:05:01.000 This is her YouTube channel.

01:05:02.000 Mary the Infiltrator.

01:05:04.000 She has thousands of views and hundreds of thousands of subscribers.

01:05:08.000 They didn't look into it a little bit.

01:05:10.000 All right, we have a new way to do the mailbag now where since Ryan doesn't actually read your emails, I get them now, and I will be reading them.

01:05:18.000 I have a whole collection of emails.

01:05:20.000 Can't wait to answer them.

01:05:21.000 You'll be surprised.

01:05:22.000 Whatever, you got caught.

01:05:23.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:05:28.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:05:33.000 Let me touch it.

01:05:36.000 This one is from Nate Ober.

01:05:41.000 Inevitably, you're going to make a little bit of cash with free speech.

01:05:46.000 I have an idea about how to waste some of it.

01:05:49.000 Hello, Al.

01:05:51.000 Do you want to do this one?

01:05:53.000 I'm not doing very good, Nate Ober.

01:05:54.000 I got it.

01:05:56.000 Let me see, Nate Ober.

01:05:58.000 What?

01:05:58.000 You don't.

01:05:58.000 Oh, you can't find it?

01:05:59.000 No, it's right here.

01:06:01.000 Oh, he's not too late.

01:06:02.000 He'd be honored.

01:06:03.000 Wait, we can get him on the show.

01:06:05.000 Let's call him right now.

01:06:06.000 Wait, 12 to 30.

01:06:07.000 It's 2.30, I think.

01:06:08.000 12 is.

01:06:09.000 Okay, wait, hold on.

01:06:10.000 We got to get him Skyped, right?

01:06:11.000 Yeah, what's your Skype?

01:06:12.000 Let's do it now, say.

01:06:14.000 Okay.

01:06:15.000 All right, so you finish the letter.

01:06:17.000 I'll set this up.

01:06:18.000 And that'll be you're going to make a bit of cast of free speech.

01:06:20.000 I have an idea how to waste some of that movie called TBA about a band in the early 90s.

01:06:25.000 Picture a cross between Social Deed and Green Day with a bit of skin headery happening.

01:06:31.000 I don't know.

01:06:32.000 Drummers of Skin or something.

01:06:33.000 Anyway, LOL.

01:06:35.000 They call themselves TBA and just pull up to shows with TB on the flyer as the opener and just play before anyone goes on.

01:06:42.000 And they get crazy famous.

01:06:44.000 MTV videos and all that.

01:06:46.000 Then the movie is like the original hardcore fans, Liz versus the new Poser fans or something.

01:06:52.000 That's all I got.

01:06:53.000 I don't know.

01:06:55.000 Yeah, that's a great idea.

01:06:58.000 Let's waste millions of dollars.

01:07:02.000 And this is Gavin McInnes, by the way, who has already finished an amazing film called You're Stupid, Why Are You Are, that was based on my book, Death of Kuhl.

01:07:13.000 And it's been kiboshed.

01:07:16.000 Part of being depersoned is you get demovied and you cannot release your film.

01:07:21.000 The film is done.

01:07:23.000 Vice is in it.

01:07:24.000 Anthony Kumia plays Richard Sawinski, the investor who brought Vice to New York City.

01:07:30.000 There's orgies, sex scenes.

01:07:33.000 You know the scene I had with the New Wave hookers, the prostitutes?

01:07:37.000 That's in there.

01:07:38.000 That's part of the movie.

01:07:40.000 It's awesome.

01:07:41.000 And every time I get an investor who might pay that, I could probably buy it for like 700 grand.

01:07:48.000 They send it with that big watermark because they don't trust me and they think I'm going to leak it.

01:07:52.000 And I want it for myself.

01:07:54.000 My wife is in it.

01:07:55.000 Not my wife in real life, but the story of my life is in it.

01:07:59.000 And that includes me meeting my wife and courting her.

01:08:03.000 So I want it as like a romantic memory.

01:08:05.000 I want my kids to see me meeting my wife.

01:08:12.000 I can hear him talking to Nate Ober in the other room.

01:08:15.000 All right.

01:08:24.000 Gotcha.

01:08:24.000 So it'll probably take a couple of minutes.

01:08:26.000 I mean, let me ask Evan, how much longer do we have on the show, guys?

01:08:30.000 We're out of time.

01:08:31.000 Just hurry up.

01:08:32.000 What's the problem?

01:08:33.000 He's getting Skype.

01:08:34.000 He doesn't have Skype.

01:08:35.000 Well, hurry up and get it.

01:08:37.000 He's installing Skype.

01:08:38.000 Alright, cool.

01:08:41.000 So yeah, I'll text you our name here so that way you can get us up.

01:08:47.000 It will give it a dozen if he is installed in time.

01:08:50.000 Okay, yeah.

01:08:50.000 Awesome.

01:08:52.000 All right, man.

01:08:53.000 Come on.

01:08:56.000 I'm starstruck.

01:08:56.000 That's all.

01:08:57.000 He sounded disappointingly normal.

01:08:59.000 No, there's nothing disappointing about that.

01:09:01.000 He is normal.

01:09:03.000 But he didn't go.

01:09:05.000 No, because there's nothing funny, to be fair.

01:09:07.000 Ober slaps himself.

01:09:09.000 Well, that's the second slap.

01:09:10.000 That's why that's funny.

01:09:11.000 The first slap, not really funny, but.

01:09:13.000 First slap, not really funny.

01:09:14.000 Second slap, everybody gets a laugh, frankly.

01:09:17.000 Hi, Ryan and Gavin.

01:09:18.000 So I fought in Afghanistan with the 45th Infantry.

01:09:23.000 There was no 45th Infantry.

01:09:25.000 We have clearly some stolen valor here, folks.

01:09:30.000 Got my combat infantryman's badge.

01:09:33.000 It's called a Combat Infantryman's Crest, not a badge.

01:09:37.000 You just got caught.

01:09:38.000 Nice try.

01:09:41.000 Got most of my 80% combat wages garnished.

01:09:45.000 They don't garnish wages if you have a combat crest.

01:09:48.000 So, no.

01:09:50.000 Was addicted to methane heroin.

01:09:52.000 My older brother faked his death.

01:09:53.000 Wait, did we read this before?

01:09:55.000 That sounds vaguely familiar.

01:09:56.000 Yeah, we've already read that.

01:09:58.000 What's going on with this?

01:09:59.000 How about an update?

01:10:01.000 Did everything?

01:10:02.000 Wait, everything went into podcast here.

01:10:05.000 We're new.

01:10:05.000 Sorry.

01:10:06.000 I'm cleaning up Brian's disgusting mess.

01:10:11.000 What are we here?

01:10:12.000 I was a little overwhelmed.

01:10:13.000 I had a lot of other stuff to do, but I did make a huge list.

01:10:17.000 Yeah, making lists is a waste of time.

01:10:19.000 I picked out good ones.

01:10:20.000 All right, maybe I have better mail in my actual printouts.

01:10:26.000 This is a shit show.

01:10:27.000 I almost want to see if we can cut this out and post.

01:10:29.000 This is embarrassing.

01:10:33.000 Oh, here's an interesting one.

01:10:34.000 Yeah, you should be able to dig this up too.

01:10:36.000 Check out this tweet, it says.

01:10:38.000 And this is a guy who's remaining anonymous.

01:10:42.000 And the tweets is from Ford Fisher.

01:10:45.000 And it says, so Nerd City ran an analysis reading terms to YouTube to see what would trigger automatic demonetization.

01:10:52.000 Soft censorship, they call it.

01:10:54.000 There are a lot of terms I could analyze in this content, particularly automation discrimination against LGBT.

01:10:59.000 Automation discrimination.

01:11:01.000 Very difficult discrimination.

01:11:02.000 I think, by the way, there isn't necessarily discrimination against LGBT on YouTube.

01:11:10.000 Anything that says gay probably leads to gay porn.

01:11:15.000 And you know they're against porn.

01:11:17.000 So they're probably, I can't believe I'm defending them, but they're probably disproportionately concerned about like gay singles, lesbian this, gay that, because it tends to be linked to porn.

01:11:28.000 That's just my theory.

01:11:29.000 But I want to point out Palestine.

01:11:33.000 So, Palestine and Palestinian are right up there with pedophile, panty, pussy, porn, oriental.

01:11:39.000 Yeah, that's a good example, too.

01:11:40.000 Oriental doesn't sound offensive, that's just an old outdated word for Asian, but they probably ban it because it leads to porn.

01:11:46.000 Anyway, he says, then search for Gavin in their Google Doc.

01:11:51.000 So, this, the guy we just heard from was a liberal.

01:11:54.000 The tweet was a liberal, but he said, go check your own name on that.

01:12:00.000 Okay, so I do that, and I go G-A-V-I-N, and there I am.

01:12:06.000 My name is listed as a demonetization name.

01:12:13.000 So if not just my videos, but if you mention me in your video, I don't know what this means for Gavin Newsom and Gavin Rossdale and Gavin McLeod of The Love Boat, but you're going to be demonetized.

01:12:25.000 I'm right there with gash, gassy ass.

01:12:29.000 Oh, Gateway is there.

01:12:30.000 That's probably Gateway Pundit.

01:12:33.000 I don't know why Gator is there.

01:12:35.000 Gay Lord, gay marriage, gay pride.

01:12:38.000 It has asterisks.

01:12:39.000 Gay sex, gay ass, gay bob.

01:12:41.000 So I'm basically gay.

01:12:43.000 Gator, gato, gay fuck, gay fuckist?

01:12:46.000 Is that people who are prejudiced against gay fucks?

01:12:51.000 I'm gay fuckest.

01:12:51.000 I'm not homophobic.

01:12:53.000 Or is that just someone spelling gay focused wrong?

01:12:56.000 All right, that was a good one.

01:12:57.000 Gay wonk.

01:12:58.000 Gay tard.

01:12:59.000 Gay tart?

01:13:00.000 You're a gay tart.

01:13:01.000 And gazette.

01:13:03.000 This recent self-contribution is great.

01:13:05.000 That's why the channel exists.

01:13:08.000 Hi, my name is Mark Marchaw.

01:13:10.000 I'm 40 years old, sober 18 years.

01:13:12.000 Published author and Republican.

01:13:13.000 I can relate to Gavin on many levels.

01:13:13.000 I'm an outspoken guy.

01:13:14.000 I live in San Francisco, which means I'm a bit isolated since I cannot relate to all the feminine, far-left men, and extremely masculine, left women in this town, but I work for hotels.

01:13:23.000 Why are you emailing me?

01:13:24.000 And I'm a writer.

01:13:26.000 Liberal cities are the places that I make the best living.

01:13:28.000 I'm reaching out to Gavin in order to see if maybe if I may be able to contribute somehow to his new channel.

01:13:34.000 No, dude.

01:13:35.000 You're just a random dude named Marc Marchal who lives in San Francisco?

01:13:43.000 What a weirdo.

01:13:44.000 He doesn't have anything to offer.

01:13:46.000 Like, Soph came over.

01:13:47.000 She had 16 amazing videos.

01:13:49.000 And we said, now that you're blackballed everywhere, we'd love to host them.

01:13:52.000 This guy's never made anything.

01:13:54.000 Just like, I wrote some stuff.

01:13:55.000 Maybe we could be a team.

01:13:57.000 Dufouc.

01:13:58.000 Pouton, mer vachier.

01:14:02.000 This is from Scott.

01:14:03.000 Hey, Gav, Scotty here.

01:14:04.000 Yesterday on G-O-M-L, you were talking with stylists and how great they did in JAWS.

01:14:08.000 You mentioned how great Rob Schneider was dressed in Jaws.

01:14:13.000 Thought you may get a kick.

01:14:14.000 Why aren't you pulling this up?

01:14:16.000 Is that in the notes?

01:14:17.000 I'm sorry.

01:14:18.000 One second.

01:14:19.000 No, it's in the mailbag.

01:14:20.000 See, now that you get mail and I get it, then when I'm talking about a letter and I'm reading it on my computer screen, you can just pull it up on yours.

01:14:29.000 Rob Schneider.

01:14:30.000 So you just have to look up Roy Schneider now.

01:14:33.000 Thought you may get a kick out of the behind-the-scenes pics of Rob Schneider in Jaws.

01:14:38.000 I see it.

01:14:38.000 Tell Rygai I said, what ups?

01:14:40.000 I like your new sunglasses.

01:14:41.000 Bye-bye.

01:14:42.000 Love all the content, by the way.

01:14:43.000 Oh, there he is.

01:14:44.000 This is some of the worst Photoshopping I've ever seen.

01:14:46.000 What are you talking about?

01:14:47.000 What Photoshop?

01:14:48.000 This is terrible, dude.

01:14:49.000 You're not good at your job.

01:14:51.000 What's the matter with that?

01:14:53.000 Keep going.

01:14:54.000 You did a great job.

01:14:55.000 Nope.

01:14:56.000 It's not even black and white.

01:14:58.000 There's two more there, shit lips.

01:15:02.000 That's pretty good.

01:15:03.000 Great outfits.

01:15:05.000 You have awful glasses, though.

01:15:07.000 For Richard Dreyfus' character.

01:15:10.000 Yeah, you suck.

01:15:11.000 Photoshop has to be good to be funny.

01:15:13.000 Why don't you pull up the Photoshop I did today?

01:15:15.000 Because I knew you would spend an hour and a half on it.

01:15:18.000 This is the G-Dog at work.

01:15:21.000 We are getting an Ober alert.

01:15:21.000 Oh.

01:15:26.000 Okay.

01:15:29.000 Yes, we are answering.

01:15:32.000 You didn't push the video button.

01:15:33.000 Yes, I did.

01:15:34.000 Uh-oh.

01:15:35.000 Hello.

01:15:36.000 Hey, Nate.

01:15:36.000 Hello.

01:15:38.000 Hey, how's it going, man?

01:15:39.000 Let me turn this off.

01:15:40.000 It's good.

01:15:41.000 How are you?

01:15:42.000 Oh, great.

01:15:44.000 Just, you know, cleaning.

01:15:48.000 Just cleaning or cleaning up a bit, you know.

01:15:52.000 Is that line on your head from yesterday, or did you add it today?

01:15:56.000 Replacing it.

01:15:57.000 My eyebrows.

01:15:59.000 Does that go all the way around?

01:16:02.000 No, it's because that's my headphones.

01:16:06.000 Where do you live?

01:16:08.000 I'm in New Mexico by Alamogordo.

01:16:12.000 And you're in an RV?

01:16:14.000 Yeah, I'm in an RV right now, and that is noisy as hell in here right now.

01:16:18.000 Heck in here right now.

01:16:19.000 But I'm on my mom's property.

01:16:22.000 We have a little vineyard down here.

01:16:25.000 And so I'm staying in a little fifth wheel, you know, across the property from the house.

01:16:32.000 How do you air condition a place like that in New Mexico?

01:16:34.000 Is it a generator?

01:16:36.000 Yeah, well, no, we have, well, see, this thing over here, that thing in the corner, that's what's kicking out all that noise right now.

01:16:46.000 I don't hear any noise.

01:16:48.000 Yeah, it gets hot.

01:16:50.000 So you use gas to power your RV.

01:16:55.000 I mean, the air conditioning.

01:16:57.000 We use propane for cooking and for heat.

01:17:03.000 But the AC is electric.

01:17:06.000 The AC is electric.

01:17:08.000 So you need, you know, you plug in somewhere.

01:17:10.000 So you need a cord that goes all the way from your RV over to your mom's whatever.

01:17:15.000 No, we have power supplies out here.

01:17:17.000 We have a winery and, you know.

01:17:20.000 Ah.

01:17:21.000 That's awesome.

01:17:22.000 That was my question.

01:17:23.000 I wondered how you stayed not boiling, especially in those big black leather boots.

01:17:28.000 You were talking about one of your videos about being on probation.

01:17:31.000 crime did you commit?

01:17:33.000 Well, I...

01:17:35.000 Okay, in 2006, I asked the guy if he was...

01:17:44.000 And I asked the guy if he was from Mexico.

01:17:49.000 And I got six from the club.

01:17:51.000 I went back in to try to talk to the manager because I thought the DJ was DJ Drama, you know.

01:17:58.000 And they tackled me And held me down, and then between six, I've heard stories between six and twelve police cars showed up.

01:17:58.000 Yeah.

01:18:08.000 They threw me in the paddy wagon, took me to Denver City for three days for trespassing.

01:18:16.000 And then it kind of just went, you know, for what's this certain DJ.

01:18:21.000 I'm not allowed to say her name.

01:18:23.000 What's your name?

01:18:25.000 No, don't say it.

01:18:27.000 Don't say your name.

01:18:27.000 What's your name?

01:18:28.000 What's your name?

01:18:29.000 I am not going to say her.

01:18:30.000 I will go to prison for two years.

01:18:33.000 Okay.

01:18:33.000 Do not do it yet.

01:18:35.000 Were you attracted to her?

01:18:39.000 You know, a little bit, but not really sexually.

01:18:43.000 You know what I mean?

01:18:45.000 Like, I admired her.

01:18:46.000 Oh, okay.

01:18:47.000 You looked up to her.

01:18:48.000 She was a good DJ.

01:18:50.000 Yeah.

01:18:50.000 I looked up to her, you know.

01:18:55.000 And then for, you know, until 2013, nothing really happened.

01:19:00.000 She had her nights.

01:19:01.000 I went to the church and whatever, you know.

01:19:05.000 Yeah.

01:19:06.000 Has anyone ever told you you look like a and sound like a Fred Armison character?

01:19:11.000 Yeah, that's what you were saying.

01:19:12.000 We're off.

01:19:13.000 Yeah.

01:19:14.000 laughter laughter I don't know.

01:19:18.000 What do you do all day?

01:19:19.000 Where do you get your money from?

01:19:21.000 Oh, I'm on disability for psych.

01:19:24.000 What happened?

01:19:26.000 Was there an accident or you just became weird mentally?

01:19:30.000 I just, well, I, um, well, this is a long story.

01:19:34.000 I'll make it real short.

01:19:35.000 I got married.

01:19:36.000 Okay, I was growing weed for a few years, so I had no employment record.

01:19:42.000 And then I got married.

01:19:44.000 I got this girl pregnant who told me she couldn't get pregnant.

01:19:49.000 Don't ever believe that, kids.

01:19:50.000 Wear protection, no matter what she says.

01:19:53.000 Okay.

01:19:54.000 And she's a little bit more horrible, abusive, blah, blah, blah.

01:19:58.000 You have a kid floating around somewhere.

01:20:00.000 There's a little Nate.

01:20:02.000 Yeah.

01:20:03.000 Or a bigger Nate.

01:20:04.000 He's taller.

01:20:06.000 Oh, he's a man now.

01:20:07.000 How old are you?

01:20:09.000 I'm 45.

01:20:12.000 44.

01:20:13.000 What's your mental diagnosis called?

01:20:16.000 Bipolar, and then sometimes they diagnose me as schizoeffective, and sometimes they don't.

01:20:21.000 Are you on medication for that?

01:20:23.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 Yeah.

01:20:24.000 But I noticed you got quite an appetite.

01:20:27.000 Usually those meds kill your appetite.

01:20:29.000 You got the sauerkraut, hot dogs.

01:20:31.000 Which was cheese.

01:20:32.000 No, they really increased my appetite.

01:20:37.000 Like, if I wasn't on meds, I'd probably be like 180, 190.

01:20:41.000 Oh.

01:20:42.000 I'm still 6'4, but I'm really, you know.

01:20:44.000 Yeah, you look tall.

01:20:46.000 I was going to say, you look tall.

01:20:48.000 Your head almost touches the top of the trailer.

01:20:50.000 So there wasn't one particular event that rotted your brain.

01:20:53.000 You just sort of became crazy over time?

01:20:56.000 Well, I ended up homeless.

01:20:59.000 She lied to the cops and said that I hit her.

01:21:02.000 The cops come over.

01:21:03.000 There was an eight-pound little blonde girl.

01:21:05.000 And then big me and my black and my big engineer boots and stuff.

01:21:09.000 And they're like, well, you're the one that fought here.

01:21:13.000 And, you know, she was just, you know, just her little bat-bam-bams.

01:21:17.000 You know what I mean?

01:21:18.000 So I didn't say, you know, I put my arms around her.

01:21:21.000 I was so trassy in the trailer even.

01:21:23.000 I put my arms around her and put her out front of the.

01:21:27.000 Okay, I get it.

01:21:27.000 I get it.

01:21:28.000 We're running out of time.

01:21:29.000 I'd like to have you back on tomorrow's episode to discuss.

01:21:33.000 Paris Accord.

01:21:35.000 What's your plans for the future?

01:21:36.000 Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

01:21:39.000 10 years from now, I hope to have my own fashion line.

01:21:43.000 You guys know I like the Vogue.

01:21:45.000 And I'd like to get some recognition for my artwork.

01:21:50.000 Maybe not money necessarily, you know.

01:21:54.000 But art really is my thing.

01:21:57.000 I'm going to Germany in a year.

01:22:01.000 Can you send us some of your drawings so we can show them on the show?

01:22:06.000 Send some?

01:22:07.000 Yeah.

01:22:07.000 Okay, send those to Ryan now.

01:22:09.000 We'll put them up while we wrap it this up.

01:22:12.000 Okay.

01:22:13.000 All right, Nate, thanks for calling in.

01:22:15.000 Let's get back to you soon.

01:22:16.000 Yeah, hey, thanks, Gavin.

01:22:18.000 It's very nice to meet you.

01:22:19.000 And I'm just a normal dude, you know?

01:22:22.000 I mean, you know, cool.

01:22:23.000 All right.

01:22:23.000 Bye.

01:22:24.000 Great.

01:22:25.000 Bye.

01:22:28.000 I'm just a normal dude.

01:22:31.000 I'm starstruck.

01:22:32.000 I almost stopped the recording and everything.

01:22:35.000 Oh, really?

01:22:35.000 I didn't.

01:22:36.000 Yeah, I got nervous.

01:22:37.000 Yeah, I met Gary Coleman once.

01:22:39.000 Did you?

01:22:40.000 Yeah.

01:22:40.000 And we've been doing that If You Will.

01:22:44.000 I mean, I've been doing If You Will for like 25 years.

01:22:46.000 Yeah.

01:22:47.000 So I saw him.

01:22:48.000 Really?

01:22:48.000 Yeah.

01:22:48.000 Oh, that's amazing.

01:22:49.000 Well, since he was on Arsenio, which was probably 1995.

01:22:54.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:22:55.000 And I saw him, and I don't get starstruck.

01:22:58.000 I'm not impressed by celebrities.

01:22:59.000 They tend to be boring losers.

01:23:01.000 But I saw him, and I thought, this is the first time I've ever been starstruck.

01:23:04.000 I got him to sign a, I had a 12-inch rap record with me from a Canadian rapper named Stinkin' Rich, and I got him to sign it.

01:23:04.000 Wow.

01:23:11.000 I don't know why.

01:23:12.000 Probably suited something to.

01:23:14.000 Yeah, just to have a piece of Gary.

01:23:16.000 That's cool, man.

01:23:17.000 Then his wife murdered him.

01:23:18.000 Fucking murdered.

01:23:19.000 Cold blood.

01:23:20.000 That's another cause I want to get back on, besides the 10 Ways to Save America.

01:23:24.000 Free Gary.

01:23:26.000 Or fucking fry whatever his girlfriend's name is.

01:23:29.000 All right, that was a very thorough show.

01:23:30.000 We still want to end with some fun videos.

01:23:33.000 Oh, yeah, the Photoshop I was showing is because Ronan Farrell has a new book out called Catch and Kill, and he means basically I catch sexual predators and you kill the story.

01:23:44.000 That's in the notes, Ryan.

01:23:45.000 Okay.

01:23:46.000 Let's just go into the Photoshop.

01:23:47.000 Sorry about that.

01:23:50.000 And I realized that the MS-30, so catch and kill, you get it, right?

01:23:56.000 And he's going to fry Matt Lauer and Harvey Weinstein in his new book.

01:24:00.000 Good.

01:24:01.000 Way to go.

01:24:02.000 I'm very disappointed in the ladies involved in these cases because if you fucked him or you let him, I don't know what they would do, eat you out, and you got the movie gig, you're an expensive prostitute.

01:24:14.000 You're not a victim.

01:24:16.000 You turned a trick.

01:24:18.000 You're a whore.

01:24:20.000 Now, there's people like my friend who he jizz in a plant.

01:24:25.000 What the hell was her name?

01:24:26.000 I can't do a name.

01:24:27.000 Either jizz in the plant was the guy or the Harvey Weinstein jizz in a plant in front of.

01:24:31.000 We've had her on the show before, super hot, friends with Bill Schultz.

01:24:35.000 Oh, shit.

01:24:36.000 I don't know.

01:24:36.000 Not Joanna.

01:24:37.000 She's a smoke.

01:24:39.000 No, shit.

01:24:40.000 I'm not going to forget his co-host.

01:24:41.000 Oh.

01:24:43.000 Laura Derva.

01:24:44.000 Anyway, look that up.

01:24:46.000 Harvey Weinstein plant victim.

01:24:50.000 That's different.

01:24:50.000 She didn't get anything off him.

01:24:52.000 She's going to get a movie role, and she couldn't get away from him because he had blocked away and was beating off into a play.

01:24:57.000 Laura Sivon.

01:24:58.000 Laura Sivan.

01:24:59.000 Lauren Sivon.

01:25:00.000 Ooh, Lauren Sivon's a good example, too.

01:25:01.000 We were talking the other day about chicks that are super hot and have zero sex appeal, and then chicks that are just attractive but have insane sex appeal.

01:25:09.000 So Lady Gaga, Katie Perry, very, very attractive woman.

01:25:14.000 I got nothing.

01:25:15.000 My dick is just like, who?

01:25:18.000 Laurence Sivon, she's not like, she's just a normal, obviously in Google image, she's going to look insanely hot.

01:25:27.000 But her sex appeal is just mental.

01:25:31.000 Like her toes, her shoulders, her fucking ears, everything about her is just incredible.

01:25:37.000 Those pictures aren't really doing her justice.

01:25:39.000 I've partied with her, and she's super hilarious and raunchy, and she parties her ass off, and she's funny, and she wants to go do fun stuff.

01:25:48.000 Let's get out of here.

01:25:48.000 This is boring.

01:25:50.000 And then runs down this alleyway and up this fire escape.

01:25:52.000 You know, that kind of chick?

01:25:54.000 She sounds like she grew up with a lot of a couple brothers.

01:25:56.000 But she's always with homos.

01:25:58.000 She's always in Greece with like 10 fags.

01:26:01.000 Girls with like two or three brothers.

01:26:02.000 She's a fag.

01:26:03.000 Okay.

01:26:04.000 But girls with two or three brothers, they're like the only girl in the family, but like they usually are really adventurous, really badass, really funny.

01:26:11.000 Yeah, that's true.

01:26:13.000 The best chick in the world, though, and we learned this from something about Mary, best chick in the world has a handicapped brother.

01:26:19.000 You know what?

01:26:21.000 If you see a chick who's attractive and her brother's severely handicapped, get a ring on that ASAP.

01:26:26.000 Holy shit, though.

01:26:28.000 What?

01:26:29.000 I'm just rolling that around my head for a second.

01:26:31.000 Yeah.

01:26:32.000 Okay, so I'm thinking about Harvey Weinstein because I like the catch and kill concept.

01:26:36.000 And MS-13's motto is kill, rape, control.

01:26:42.000 That's what Harvey Weinstein does.

01:26:45.000 He's MS-13.

01:26:47.000 Kill, rape, control.

01:26:48.000 I rape you.

01:26:49.000 I control your career.

01:26:50.000 If you don't want to blow me, I will kill your career.

01:26:55.000 So it's a ruthless, mercenary motto that is saved for these El Salvadorian scumbags who will murder anyone at the drop of a hat.

01:27:05.000 But it's Harvey Weinstein's same MO.

01:27:08.000 And it's an effective MO at the end of the day.

01:27:10.000 It works.

01:27:12.000 Anyway, that was kind of a surreal concept.

01:27:15.000 Boy, we got a lot done today, probably because the video was, this show is so long.

01:27:19.000 Before we go, though, speaking of justice.

01:27:22.000 And Harvey Weinstein and rape and women being taken advantage of, I wanted to go over to the green screen studio and watch some videos with you of angry young men beating the shit out of guys that beat their mothers.

01:27:37.000 It's kind of porn in a way.

01:27:38.000 Revenge porn.

01:27:40.000 It's what real revenge porn should be.

01:27:42.000 Let's go check it out, shall we?

01:27:44.000 I don't want to go to school tomorrow.

01:27:46.000 I'm too tired.

01:27:52.000 I don't want to go to sleep tonight.

01:27:54.000 I'll see the fire.

01:27:55.000 Violence is wrong.

01:27:56.000 I've been accused of advocating violence in the past, and I hope people don't think I mean just run out in the streets and start murdering people or to beat the shit out of a woman.

01:28:06.000 But what if someone beats the shit out of your mom?

01:28:08.000 Should you beat the shit out of them?

01:28:10.000 I don't know.

01:28:10.000 Let's see how you feel when we see this happening.

01:28:13.000 Oh, this is a guy who has been told, that's the stepdad.

01:28:16.000 He's been told to get out of there because he beats the mom, which that's pretty good if you're getting away with just to get out of there and you're not getting the shit beaten out of you.

01:28:26.000 The father says, no, he will not be doing that.

01:28:28.000 all the rage of a son protecting his mother comes out in these puppies.

01:28:34.000 You need to get the fuck back of it because it's my mom's house.

01:28:38.000 If you spring on me, I'm going to hurt you.

01:28:41.000 Or swing on me.

01:28:45.000 I ain't leaving no motherfucker.

01:28:47.000 You ain't leaving.

01:28:48.000 Boom, boom.

01:28:50.000 So he's concussed at that point.

01:28:52.000 Boom, boom.

01:28:56.000 Is that violence wrong?

01:28:57.000 What should you do?

01:28:58.000 Call the police?

01:28:59.000 Yeah.

01:29:00.000 Just keep calling the police for everything.

01:29:01.000 They love taking care of all the minutiae of your life.

01:29:07.000 What's this one?

01:29:08.000 Oh, this one's long.

01:29:10.000 So he's been told to get lost.

01:29:13.000 He shoves the sun around.

01:29:14.000 The sun ain't having it.

01:29:15.000 The sun is right at that age, like 16, when you're six feet tall and you go, I'm a pussy.

01:29:21.000 I'm just a little kid.

01:29:22.000 Or maybe I'm not.

01:29:23.000 Maybe I'm a man.

01:29:25.000 What would be a good way to test this?

01:29:26.000 I don't know.

01:29:27.000 Someone assaulting my mother?

01:29:29.000 So you can see him having second thoughts here, wondering when to strike, wondering if he should get involved.

01:29:34.000 You might want to skip ahead because this goes on.

01:29:37.000 He says, I'll roll hotter than this, nigga.

01:29:39.000 He puts on, that's the stepdad talking.

01:29:41.000 And then he gets, the boy gets his weight behind it coming up now.

01:29:45.000 And kerang.

01:29:47.000 Oh, this is it.

01:29:48.000 Boom.

01:29:49.000 It's a running punch, and he's asleep.

01:29:51.000 I hate seeing people hit after they're unconscious.

01:29:54.000 I almost said after they're self-conscious.

01:29:57.000 I was knocked self-conscious.

01:29:59.000 He hit me so hard, I felt kind of uncomfortable about my outfits after that.

01:30:03.000 All right, what's next?

01:30:04.000 All right.

01:30:09.000 Come on, dude.

01:30:10.000 There's a huge gap.

01:30:11.000 Oh, this is an easy one.

01:30:13.000 He had heard that the guy was beating his mother.

01:30:15.000 He came over, wallop, Pam, and then did one of those ones after he's self-conscious.

01:30:21.000 Don't hit people after they're self-conscious.

01:30:23.000 That's our new rule.

01:30:25.000 Next.

01:30:26.000 Are you enjoying these as much as I am?

01:30:29.000 Is this condoning violence?

01:30:31.000 If we don't condone someone beating someone who beats your mother, what's left?

01:30:36.000 This one you got to really watch carefully.

01:30:38.000 The guy slaps her.

01:30:39.000 There, he just did it.

01:30:42.000 Did you catch that?

01:30:43.000 We can play it again.

01:30:45.000 You're watching this on a video player.

01:30:47.000 You could just play it again.

01:30:49.000 Wait, you just sort of see her post-slap there.

01:30:52.000 Go back farther.

01:30:57.000 What are you doing?

01:30:58.000 I guess you don't get to see the slap.

01:30:59.000 I thought you could see the slap in this.

01:31:02.000 God, you got to be careful punching people on roads.

01:31:05.000 I mean, you don't want anyone to hit your mom, obviously, but you don't want to go to jail for murder.

01:31:10.000 Like, it's a difference between a burp and a you know what I mean?

01:31:18.000 This one's super long.

01:31:19.000 This one made me cry the first time I saw it.

01:31:21.000 It doesn't make me cry anymore.

01:31:24.000 I've become tougher.

01:31:26.000 And it's about this lazy bitch who's a drunk who'd never let her father come around to see her daughter, his granddaughter, and they're forgiving now.

01:31:36.000 But in the course of the show, we learn that she's a drunken fool who beats the daughter, and she's in an abusive relationship with a guy who beats her and also molests the girls.

01:31:48.000 Specifically the blonde chick, her.

01:31:51.000 So she's getting molested by her stepdad.

01:31:53.000 And the grandfather is finding out on live TV in Ukraine.

01:32:02.000 Could these people be actors?

01:32:03.000 Oh, he just hit his daughter.

01:32:05.000 Yeah, he hit his daughter because he found out.

01:32:10.000 When he was drunk, he mixed up the two girls.

01:32:12.000 Whoa, she's not happy with that.

01:32:14.000 He never told me anything like that.

01:32:15.000 Didn't he tell you that?

01:32:17.000 We don't even sleep close.

01:32:18.000 I never heard that before.

01:32:20.000 Why are you wearing jeans and sandals to a TV appearance?

01:32:24.000 Oh, he gets her again.

01:32:28.000 He's not really trying to hit him though.

01:32:30.000 So then the stepfather shows up and the stepfather implies that he's been sleeping with the dog.

01:32:37.000 Oh, you went too far.

01:32:39.000 There we go.

01:32:40.000 Is that?

01:32:40.000 That's the goal, yes.

01:32:41.000 No, of course.

01:32:42.000 Nadia, do you like this?

01:32:44.000 Yes.

01:32:45.000 So, you didn't do sex here before the day before coming here?

01:32:49.000 Get him.

01:32:50.000 Hurt him.

01:32:54.000 It's a new kind of punch.

01:32:55.000 You start here and then you push.

01:33:00.000 Enough, Mr. Zanovi, enough.

01:33:02.000 I'll give you a lie detector, bitch.

01:33:10.000 didn't happen.

01:33:18.000 I mean, this guy's lucky he's not getting murdered.

01:33:22.000 What should we do as a society?

01:33:23.000 I say murder him.

01:33:25.000 You murder someone who raps kids.

01:33:30.000 What do you want to do?

01:33:30.000 Teach them to love properly?

01:33:34.000 Sometimes you have to go back to the greatest generation to find real men still existing in modern society.

01:33:52.000 You know, you take a risk when you fight for justice, when you attack someone who is attacking your granddaughter or attacking your mother or your sister.

01:34:01.000 You risk getting criminally charged.

01:34:03.000 You risk being accused of wanton violence.

01:34:06.000 You risk going to jail.

01:34:08.000 If you bring up an injustice at work, hey, Harvey Weinstein is fucking my co-workers.

01:34:14.000 Hey, the director hit on someone.

01:34:17.000 Or you've been hit on.

01:34:18.000 Hey, my boss grabbed my ass.

01:34:22.000 I don't want to bring it up, though.

01:34:23.000 I don't want to get fired.

01:34:24.000 Cheers.

01:34:29.000 I thought it would look cool like I was previewing the angle.

01:34:32.000 So the beer.

01:34:36.000 I'm doing my closing monologue.

01:34:37.000 I'm talking about women getting raped.

01:34:40.000 And you interrupted to cheers me?

01:34:45.000 Hell yeah, man.

01:34:47.000 I mean, that was way beyond awkward.

01:34:49.000 It was offensive.

01:34:53.000 What a bizarre mind.

01:35:00.000 Thank God I have a big enough brain to remember what the fuck I was talking about.

01:35:04.000 If your boss grabs your ass and you think, uh-oh, I could get fired.

01:35:08.000 I was molested.

01:35:09.000 You should get fired.

01:35:11.000 You should get in trouble.

01:35:12.000 You need to be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 01, 2019

S02E66 - THE FROZEN TUNDRA

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