Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E70

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn

00:00:33.000 Scary I thought the Factor Scott's boring for the Spanish kind of gay in the fifth grade sense of the word scary music.

00:00:53.000 It's like jokey music.

00:00:54.000 I was never into wean because I don't like jokes, but I'm not scared of you.

00:01:01.000 You have makeup on.

00:01:03.000 What am I, five?

00:01:04.000 What am I?

00:01:05.000 Ten?

00:01:05.000 What am I two years old?

00:01:08.000 Like, it's sort of like when Black Sabbath, I go, Satan laughing spreads his wings.

00:01:14.000 Oh, Lord, yeah.

00:01:15.000 I just go, ooh, I'm scared.

00:01:17.000 Is a dragon going to get me, Harry Potter?

00:01:20.000 And then this guy puts his big crucifix thing on his head and sings scary?

00:01:27.000 I don't know.

00:01:29.000 This just occurred to me right now.

00:01:31.000 Oh, is a wolf going to eat me?

00:01:35.000 I'm scared of MS-13.

00:01:38.000 I'm scared of cancer.

00:01:40.000 I'm scared of my kids being hurt.

00:01:44.000 But I'm not scared of dragons or wolves.

00:01:49.000 Or a guy who put white makeup on.

00:01:54.000 You know what I mean?

00:01:56.000 It's more like a badass thing.

00:01:56.000 I don't know.

00:01:58.000 It's not.

00:01:59.000 Look, those are costumes.

00:02:01.000 What's lamer than dressing up in a costume?

00:02:04.000 There's like, you could be all the Satanist you want.

00:02:07.000 You're not bringing anyone back from the dead.

00:02:10.000 Like, those are plastic.

00:02:12.000 Yeah.

00:02:12.000 Those are plastic horns.

00:02:15.000 You know, The Others was a scary horror movie because I don't know what happens after you die.

00:02:20.000 And it's possible, even within Christianity, there's some sense of purgatory.

00:02:24.000 And you don't get to go where you're going right away.

00:02:27.000 So that was freaky to me.

00:02:29.000 Or maybe the purgatory that you think last year's is just a split second in your brain.

00:02:34.000 There's all kinds of kooky things.

00:02:36.000 Or Jaws is scary because you go, maybe there is a big great white down there that's going to eat me.

00:02:40.000 I don't know.

00:02:41.000 There have been giant sharks.

00:02:43.000 Well, what the f- What is this?

00:02:45.000 There's a monster in the wheat fields.

00:02:45.000 Oh, no.

00:02:48.000 And he worships Satan.

00:02:52.000 I think we're going to be Satanists for our Christmas card this year.

00:02:56.000 A wonderful.

00:02:59.000 You said Christmas.

00:03:00.000 Did you say Christmas or Halloween?

00:03:02.000 Christmas.

00:03:04.000 For a Christmas card.

00:03:06.000 Do you have Halloween cards?

00:03:07.000 No.

00:03:08.000 You should start that.

00:03:09.000 Happy Halloween.

00:03:10.000 Just thought I'd give you an update.

00:03:12.000 I'm working on a new show.

00:03:14.000 That's fun.

00:03:17.000 That sort of cacophony stuff is why I gave up on punk.

00:03:21.000 It just became too hard to hear.

00:03:25.000 I got into punk when it was pop, like bow, wow, wow, in Generation X. And then it was just like, napalm death.

00:03:34.000 So that was Behemoth, and they're in the news today because they just put out a t-shirt that I just bought.

00:03:40.000 It cost me 30 bucks.

00:03:42.000 And it says, black metal against Antifa.

00:03:47.000 Show no mercy.

00:03:48.000 Kill Antifa.

00:03:49.000 And then if you scroll down, the t-shirt's pretty over the top.

00:03:53.000 Look, it's him shooting Antifa in the head.

00:03:56.000 Oh, my Lord.

00:03:58.000 But it's kind of an interesting, he's an interesting guy to read about.

00:04:01.000 He was saying, look, I'm Polish.

00:04:03.000 And when I say fuck Antifa, I understand it's not pro-government.

00:04:08.000 And I'm not anti-Polish.

00:04:10.000 I criticize the government because I love Poland and think it can do better.

00:04:13.000 But as far as Antifa goes, their execution is just shit.

00:04:17.000 So they take a good concept like anti-government and they turn it into crap.

00:04:22.000 So we're going to talk about that today.

00:04:23.000 We're going to talk about the utopia mess that the left creates for themselves and the damage it does.

00:04:29.000 We're going to have some very unpopular opinions.

00:04:31.000 But while preparing for the show, we saw there was a horrific shooting near a synagogue in Germany.

00:04:38.000 It appears two people are dead.

00:04:41.000 And I am one of those people.

00:04:45.000 You know how the left, when they see these shootings, they go, please be right-wing, please be right-wing, please be right-wing.

00:04:49.000 I'm one of these people who goes, please be ni Muhammad, please be ni Muhammad, please be ni Muhammad.

00:04:54.000 And those two are different.

00:04:57.000 Because Nazi shootings are not a thing.

00:05:01.000 That's a lie that they use.

00:05:02.000 We talked about this yesterday.

00:05:04.000 So it appears this guy is an anti-Semitic, alt-right, right-wing, evil piece of shit who should be killed immediately.

00:05:15.000 But that's not indicative of a pattern.

00:05:17.000 We have the Philly shooting in the synagogue.

00:05:20.000 We have this.

00:05:22.000 It's still incredibly rare.

00:05:24.000 However, Islam's war on Judaism is not rare.

00:05:28.000 In fact, I guarantee you today, in Jihad, there were more victims than two in Germany.

00:05:37.000 And those victims are Jewish.

00:05:39.000 Those victims are Muslim mostly.

00:05:41.000 Those victims are Christian in northern Iraq.

00:05:43.000 They're just randomly killing Christian kids.

00:05:45.000 I don't want to trivialize the synagogue shooting, obviously.

00:05:48.000 And I don't want to take away from how horrific it is.

00:05:53.000 That doesn't mean it's a pattern, however.

00:05:55.000 And this will be, I mean, there was that mentally ill Israeli teenager that called in a bunch of bomb threats to like 50 synagogues, and the FBI keeps using that as a crime stat that shows anti-Semitism is on the rise.

00:06:06.000 Anti-Semitism is on the rise in colleges where someone like Dennis Prager can't do a talk.

00:06:13.000 Ben Shapiro, Alan Dershowitz are all called Nazis.

00:06:17.000 So it's big there.

00:06:18.000 And it's big within Islam.

00:06:20.000 And the biggest it is in the West is with Islam.

00:06:23.000 There's no-go zones all over Paris, all over France, all over Germany, all over the Scandinavia, almost every European city now has an area that is a no-go zone, especially for Jews.

00:06:39.000 But the narrative is obsessed with the Nazi archetype, and it affects every conservative's life.

00:06:47.000 So, this will just give more fuel to the fire, unfortunately.

00:06:53.000 And it's a waste of resources.

00:06:55.000 If you want Jews to be safe, focus on Islam.

00:07:00.000 We all hate Nazis.

00:07:01.000 We're all on the same page with that.

00:07:03.000 It's just that some of us have a realistic idea of how many there are.

00:07:09.000 It's very, very rare.

00:07:13.000 Anyway, that's a bummer.

00:07:15.000 To start the show off with, our heart goes out to the victims.

00:07:18.000 And on Yom Kippur, no less, my favorite Jewish holiday, where you acknowledge the six words that save a marriage.

00:07:26.000 I love you and I am sorry.

00:07:29.000 Really?

00:07:30.000 Yeah.

00:07:30.000 But for them, it's more of a biblical sense.

00:07:33.000 I love you, God.

00:07:34.000 I'm sorry, God.

00:07:35.000 Yes.

00:07:36.000 But they also reiterate in Judaism that that is how do you make a marriage last?

00:07:41.000 I'm not big on the sorry in my marriage.

00:07:44.000 Oh, you know?

00:07:45.000 No.

00:07:46.000 I'm big on lying and saying that wasn't me.

00:07:51.000 Yeah.

00:07:52.000 That's not good, right?

00:07:53.000 That seems to be better than admitting I did wrong.

00:07:56.000 It's like the cops.

00:07:57.000 You don't talk to the cops.

00:07:58.000 You don't say, yeah, I've had a lot of beers, but I'm almost home.

00:08:02.000 I haven't had anything to drink, officer.

00:08:04.000 Why would I give you artillery to hurt me?

00:08:10.000 All right, shall we dive right into Clown World?

00:08:14.000 Yeah, I don't want to be disrespectful of the shooting, but there's no more new news.

00:08:17.000 He had a helmet on.

00:08:18.000 He was launching what appeared to be a grenade.

00:08:23.000 Sheesh.

00:08:23.000 What are you doing?

00:08:25.000 What the hell?

00:08:26.000 You have like the worst systems.

00:08:29.000 Oh, you're finding your Clown World thing.

00:08:30.000 Why wouldn't you just have that all on your desktop as opposed to 50 useless screen grabs?

00:08:35.000 But wait, maybe we should go back to the German thing to make sure we have it.

00:08:38.000 It's not looking like a Muslim terrorist.

00:08:40.000 He definitely wasn't dressed like it.

00:08:41.000 He looked like a World War II soldier.

00:08:45.000 It's strange when you're looking at the interviews, too, how stoic everyone is.

00:08:49.000 It appears that he was going for the Jewish cemetery and the synagogue.

00:08:55.000 It doesn't look like a coincidence.

00:08:58.000 Yeah, look how calm this guy is.

00:09:00.000 The person behind him died.

00:09:06.000 What was like a grenade, it had a Klebebandfolie around.

00:09:12.000 different from us.

00:09:15.000 The Germans.

00:09:18.000 This is not a hide your kids, hide your wife kind of an interview.

00:09:23.000 So we'll keep you updated on that if there's any new news.

00:09:25.000 But it's looking like another example of right-wing racist Nazi violence.

00:09:32.000 And that is obviously horrific, but it is not indicative of a pattern.

00:09:37.000 This is not common.

00:09:38.000 If you're looking for anti-Semitism, look to Islam.

00:09:41.000 All right.

00:09:42.000 So yesterday we were talking about the idiot utopia that is clown world and how they make things worse for themselves.

00:09:51.000 And it's funny because when you think of the world that they are creating for themselves, it's worse for them.

00:10:00.000 Like me and you and everyone at my gym will be fine in the gulags.

00:10:05.000 Petulant art fags, on the other hand, there's no room for them in a communist country, so they'll be the first to go.

00:10:13.000 So this crazy world that they create makes them the victims.

00:10:17.000 And there's no better example of that than the trans community, wherein women are trying to have a march to talk about feminism and equality, and men show up to harass and abuse them.

00:10:32.000 Shall we cut to the tape?

00:10:35.000 Why are you worrying when our sisters are dying?

00:10:38.000 Why are you waiting when our sisters are dying?

00:10:40.000 Why are you waiting when our sisters are dying?

00:10:43.000 Protect fairness for women.

00:10:45.000 Why are you yelling at me?

00:10:50.000 Go help, homophobe!

00:10:52.000 It means biological sex.

00:10:54.000 Go help, homophobe!

00:10:55.000 Plants are now demanding protection for gender identity and sexual orientation.

00:11:00.000 John Gersh was just in the court.

00:11:03.000 Trans women are women.

00:11:05.000 So that man who doesn't look like he's not even clean shaven.

00:11:10.000 So these are TERFs, I guess, trans-exclusionary radical feminists, and I'm on their side.

00:11:17.000 Let's hear what she's saying.

00:11:32.000 So these TERFs are there to say, we don't like this idea that if you have lesbian tendencies, you must be a man and immediately cut your tits off at the age of 14.

00:11:43.000 We want you to try being a lesbian.

00:11:46.000 This need for trans equality and trans awareness and trans rights is turning into a war on women, a war on lesbians.

00:11:56.000 The left are their own worst enemies.

00:11:59.000 It's amazing the shit.

00:12:00.000 It's sort of like if your kids are just left to their own devices, which they kind of were.

00:12:04.000 My wife was away the past four days, and I'm not great with cooking.

00:12:08.000 And I tend to listen to them too.

00:12:10.000 I go, what should we do for dinner?

00:12:11.000 And they go, we'll just snack.

00:12:13.000 And I should say, no, we're not doing that.

00:12:15.000 We're going to a restaurant or we'll make some spaghetti or something because they're starving.

00:12:20.000 And my son is like eating these little hummus things you have for lunch.

00:12:23.000 He has like five of those.

00:12:25.000 My daughter's making pudding for herself.

00:12:29.000 And my other boy, what did he have?

00:12:31.000 I think he had like three bowls of cereal.

00:12:33.000 So they all have stomachaches at the end of the night because I let them run the show.

00:12:38.000 I let their clown world reign.

00:12:41.000 I let their shit utopia.

00:12:47.000 Oh, he only says it once?

00:12:48.000 Yep.

00:12:50.000 We should have a clown nose and a rainbow wig.

00:12:52.000 Just for that sound of the sound.

00:12:54.000 From now on, all clown world segments will depict a clown.

00:12:58.000 That's cool.

00:13:00.000 How about the Joker?

00:13:02.000 Which Paul Joseph Watson gets into in his review of The Joker, which it's his best work.

00:13:09.000 this review.

00:13:10.000 It is so good.

00:13:11.000 But we'll get to that in a sec.

00:13:12.000 I want to stick on the trans thing.

00:13:15.000 So, yeah, if you're a young lady and you feel like you lust other women, you're called a lesbian.

00:13:22.000 Don't chop your tits off.

00:13:25.000 Be gay.

00:13:26.000 It's okay.

00:13:28.000 If you are a man and you're 13 and you feel very feminine, you're probably a homo.

00:13:35.000 So enjoy that.

00:13:37.000 Wear some short shorts.

00:13:39.000 Listen to disco, twerk if you must, but don't start taking hormones that will become hormone blockers to prevent puberty because that'll make you infertile.

00:13:51.000 And you might end up a relationship where you're GG gorgeous and you're a lady up top, but you have a penis.

00:13:57.000 And then you discover you're a lesbian and you're the luckiest lesbian in the world.

00:14:03.000 You're a lesbian with a functioning penis.

00:14:05.000 Then you start dating Natty Goetz of Goetz Oil and you can put your female penis into her male vagina.

00:14:15.000 To most doctors in the medical community, they would call that a heterosexual relationship.

00:14:20.000 But if you want to call it a trans-lesbian relationship, go bananas.

00:14:24.000 Just leave kids out of it and don't mangle yourself when you're young.

00:14:27.000 That's what they do in Saudi Arabia.

00:14:29.000 In Saudi Arabia, they say we don't have gays.

00:14:31.000 And they're right.

00:14:32.000 They don't have gays because they make gays get sex changes and become women.

00:14:37.000 Wow.

00:14:38.000 And we won't do this on this show, but I have looked into what the man-made vagina looks like.

00:14:47.000 It's a war wound.

00:14:49.000 It is like something out of a triage in World War II.

00:14:53.000 It ain't no pussy.

00:14:54.000 Anyway, speaking of deformed vaginas, Tricia Payton, who looks like a labia that just finished a six-week porn shoot.

00:15:05.000 This is not a victim of domestic abuse.

00:15:07.000 This is her actual face.

00:15:10.000 And she, I don't know much about her, but she does crappy sort of gay disco stuff.

00:15:14.000 It's a woman.

00:15:16.000 But she recently announced that she's going to become a man.

00:15:22.000 Which, look at her lips.

00:15:24.000 They really do look like very nice labia, which is not good for a human face.

00:15:29.000 The best labia in the world are the worst human lips.

00:15:32.000 You know what I mean?

00:15:33.000 Yeah.

00:15:34.000 I think that was Nietzsche who said that.

00:15:38.000 I'm not really hungry for a dinner, but I am feeling a little Nietzsche.

00:15:41.000 That's funny.

00:15:43.000 Like peschy.

00:15:44.000 I'm feeling a little peshy.

00:15:45.000 I bought that.

00:15:46.000 I thought you were dead serious.

00:15:47.000 I was about to offer you my rap.

00:15:49.000 I have half a wrap.

00:15:50.000 Oh, you have a rap about dieting?

00:15:51.000 Yo, you don't want to get fat.

00:15:53.000 It's not about that.

00:15:54.000 It's actually like a food rap.

00:15:55.000 Yeah, I'm going to start a new diet where we have different wraps for different hunger, different cravings.

00:16:03.000 Yo, you don't want a milkshake?

00:16:04.000 That's not for you.

00:16:06.000 You need something savory.

00:16:08.000 You have an iPad on your fridge, and if you feel like ice cream, you push the ice cream button, and then Ryan and I come out and we do our anti-ice cream wrap.

00:16:15.000 You want to stay healthy.

00:16:16.000 You want to stay fit.

00:16:17.000 You don't need that fucking ice cream shit.

00:16:20.000 And you're like, you're right, guys.

00:16:22.000 Thanks.

00:16:23.000 But the secret is the fridge is actually empty because we don't trust you.

00:16:27.000 All right.

00:16:27.000 So, Tricia Payton, read what she's saying, but read it like a rapper.

00:16:32.000 All right.

00:16:33.000 In the new video titled, I am Transgender, Female to Male, the YouTuber said, in my head, I feel like I'm transgender, female to male, but I'm also a drag queen.

00:16:44.000 Upload receive backlash.

00:16:46.000 So this is their world.

00:16:47.000 This is the kids having pudding for dinner.

00:16:49.000 You go, you're going to get sick.

00:16:51.000 Well, being any gender is just made up.

00:16:54.000 Okay, but that's going to lead to some nut like Tricia Payton saying that she's a dude, even though she's a woman.

00:17:00.000 So she's a drag queen, lesbian, straight, whatever.

00:17:04.000 Rapper.

00:17:04.000 It's going to be a mess.

00:17:05.000 No, it's fine.

00:17:06.000 I think he cut me off at like the best part.

00:17:08.000 It was like Paytas defended the video saying, you don't know me, my journey, my struggle, my transition.

00:17:16.000 Yeah, thank God we got that in, Ryan.

00:17:19.000 Nice work.

00:17:19.000 All right, so go a little lower because what's happening now is the woke community realizes that they're nuts and they're getting a little too close to the third rail.

00:17:29.000 So they start lashing out against her.

00:17:31.000 Go a little lower.

00:17:34.000 Yeah, look at Vicki Vox.

00:17:36.000 What does she say?

00:17:38.000 Report this treat.

00:17:39.000 Using gender identity as clickbait is a privileged act of violence.

00:17:42.000 I'm not going to stand for it.

00:17:43.000 I don't care what it's actually about.

00:17:45.000 The headline and photo use cannot be serious.

00:17:47.000 Trans people are murdered for quietly trying to live their life.

00:17:50.000 Big nope.

00:17:51.000 I thought that was a joke.

00:17:53.000 Like, look at the picture of the person of Vicki Vox.

00:17:57.000 This person is serious.

00:18:00.000 In what sense?

00:18:02.000 He's had enough.

00:18:04.000 Zeus on the loose has had enough.

00:18:06.000 That's probably a porno he's in.

00:18:08.000 So yeah, click on the video where she announces that she's becoming a man.

00:18:13.000 Is she going to have like a mustache and a construction helmet?

00:18:15.000 Hey guys, what is up?

00:18:17.000 Hey guys, I was just run over by a car.

00:18:18.000 Today, I'm going to be doing...

00:18:22.000 Guys, I was a bullfrog and I got kissed by a prince and I turned into a woman, but now I want to turn into a man.

00:18:27.000 Or I'm setting back like a movement or something like that.

00:18:31.000 But I want to talk about this because it's something that I actually have felt for a long time.

00:18:38.000 Someone in the comments will know, like, leave in the comments below.

00:18:41.000 Like, someone will know.

00:18:42.000 I did a video, like, maybe it was right before I started dating Jason.

00:18:47.000 It was like in January of like 20.

00:18:49.000 That sucks.

00:18:50.000 Your girl becomes a dude when you're dating her?

00:18:52.000 Yeah.

00:18:53.000 Your honor.

00:18:54.000 That's girl.

00:18:55.000 What about our giant show?

00:18:57.000 I think it is, where I wanted to be referred to only as T because I didn't know.

00:19:02.000 I didn't.

00:19:04.000 Thank God we gave women a voice, huh?

00:19:07.000 I identified as a girl.

00:19:08.000 Now this seems cosplay.

00:19:10.000 Yeah.

00:19:11.000 Smash the patriarchy.

00:19:13.000 Let women control the show.

00:19:14.000 Ultra girly now.

00:19:16.000 I'm very like, I'm very girly, right?

00:19:19.000 Because when I was younger, I was TV.

00:19:20.000 She looks like someone out of the Star Wars bar.

00:19:22.000 I had a white hair that I had, you know, probably.

00:19:25.000 Look at the little midget.

00:19:26.000 Yeah.

00:19:27.000 So people would call me like a man.

00:19:28.000 Is she?

00:19:29.000 What is she from?

00:19:30.000 Is she from something?

00:19:32.000 I think she's just a musical performer that does shitty sort of disco dance songs for kind of gay bars.

00:19:38.000 Oh my god.

00:19:39.000 But they would just be like that I was like a man and I didn't get it.

00:19:41.000 Anyway, just jump in the middle of this.

00:19:44.000 God, they love talking with themselves.

00:19:45.000 Why don't you write a book called Becoming Michelle?

00:19:47.000 Yeah.

00:19:48.000 Or put an album called Me.

00:19:50.000 When I was young, that might be unpopular opinion because I know this is a good thing.

00:19:52.000 Now, those who are familiar with my work will remember that 17 years ago, I did a video where I had a sideways baseball hat.

00:19:58.000 That was me becoming a boy.

00:19:59.000 Oh my God, you're right.

00:20:00.000 Yeah, that's so not even far-fetched.

00:20:03.000 I can't hear it.

00:20:03.000 Turn it up.

00:20:04.000 I think, like, I don't think you have to necessarily choose one gender.

00:20:07.000 I think you can be a guy some days, and I think you could be a girl some days, and that's how I feel.

00:20:11.000 So while I love the term, like, girly and femme, I think that applies to me as a gay man.

00:20:18.000 Oh, my God.

00:20:18.000 She's a gay man.

00:20:19.000 The problem with identifying her as a gay man when you have female body parts is that you're not going to be able to fully satisfy yourself by being with a gay man.

00:20:27.000 No, nor am I going to be able to satisfy a partner, like a gay man partner.

00:20:30.000 And that's what's frustrating.

00:20:32.000 Does this mean she only wants it in the butt from now on?

00:20:34.000 Yeah, it's all just.

00:20:36.000 Wait a minute.

00:20:37.000 Just pause.

00:20:37.000 I love trying to parse their lunatic world.

00:20:40.000 Is she saying that she's a gay?

00:20:45.000 Isn't she the luckiest gay in the world?

00:20:48.000 Like she has a perfect sex change.

00:20:50.000 She has a functioning vagina.

00:20:52.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:20:53.000 So her gay, she can say to her gay boyfriend, not into the butt, I have something that feels way better and there's no mess, no fuss.

00:20:59.000 It's called a vagina.

00:21:01.000 And also I have tits, but does she hate her tits now?

00:21:05.000 Can someone explain this?

00:21:06.000 Well, she's frustrated that she owns female parts because she feels like she's a female.

00:21:09.000 Oh, she calls herself a drag queen, too.

00:21:11.000 So she's a man, a gay man dressed as a woman, and she's very effective.

00:21:18.000 Yeah.

00:21:18.000 She did a great, look how great this gay man is at being a woman.

00:21:22.000 Dating, it's very difficult because people, even if you are, even if, let's say you fully transition, right?

00:21:27.000 I'm saying you just have a very broad, generic transgender person, like male to female, and you have that full transformation, you are a, you have breasts and you have a vagina and you have all of that.

00:21:37.000 Wow, you called vagina.

00:21:39.000 You called the way she pronounces vagina.

00:21:41.000 Wow.

00:21:42.000 You have that full transformation.

00:21:43.000 You are a, you have breasts and you have a vagina and you have all of that.

00:21:47.000 Even if you have all of that and you tell a guy like, hey, I was born a male, like guys will be pissed.

00:21:53.000 Drake guys, gay guys, whatever.

00:21:55.000 And same, but same like in my terms, I'm fucking a crazy bitch.

00:21:59.000 Or female to male.

00:22:01.000 She could say you're a fucking zebra.

00:22:02.000 She could say.

00:22:04.000 Yeah, she could in mid-sex.

00:22:05.000 By the way, we're having gay sex right now.

00:22:07.000 Wait, you used to be a man?

00:22:08.000 No, but I am in my head.

00:22:09.000 Okay, just stop talking.

00:22:11.000 But let's say I went full transition and got a lot of money.

00:22:13.000 I'm killing my boner.

00:22:14.000 And I said, hey, I was actually born a female.

00:22:17.000 That would turn off a lot of guys as well.

00:22:18.000 And I know this because I've talked to guys about this.

00:22:20.000 I think that's what's turning them off, my dear.

00:22:21.000 It's your crippling mental illness.

00:22:22.000 So anyway, let's check in on our favorite tranny.

00:22:25.000 I got to get Blair White on the show.

00:22:27.000 Blau.

00:22:28.000 Blau.

00:22:29.000 My cousin Blair.

00:22:30.000 She uses lots of symbols.

00:22:33.000 When Terrence Howard says symbols, he doesn't, like when I say symbols, I'm in and out of there.

00:22:39.000 Hey, there's a lot of symbols on that drum kit.

00:22:41.000 I don't have time to waste on the word symbols.

00:22:43.000 But when he says...

00:22:48.000 He doesn't say, you look at Egyptian science and math.

00:22:52.000 There's a lot of symbols that are used in there.

00:22:54.000 He goes, you can see in the pyramids that the symbols...

00:23:02.000 We got a letter into the show that said, you're an idiot for leaving that video early.

00:23:08.000 Really?

00:23:09.000 They go, it gets better and better and better and more teriology.

00:23:13.000 We swore we would watch that together.

00:23:16.000 Maybe we should, let's pull it up after this.

00:23:18.000 Oh, let's pull it up right now.

00:23:18.000 Okay.

00:23:20.000 Let's go off on a tangent.

00:23:20.000 All right.

00:23:21.000 This isn't Laura Ingram.

00:23:23.000 This isn't Bill O'Reilly.

00:23:25.000 We're not waiting for a commercial from My Pillow.

00:23:28.000 My Pillow.

00:23:30.000 I was a meth head.

00:23:31.000 The patented fail.

00:23:32.000 It was crack, actually, back in the 1980s.

00:23:35.000 The way you do My Pillow, guys, you just do Jesse Ventura.

00:23:38.000 Just go Oxford Q ⁇ A, I believe it was.

00:23:41.000 Okay.

00:23:43.000 What is he talking about?

00:23:44.000 I assume everyone's familiar with this.

00:23:45.000 Maybe you didn't see the episode where we were looking at Terrence Howard.

00:23:47.000 He's retiring from acting.

00:23:49.000 He was Jesse Smolley's, Juicy Smalley's friend in Empire.

00:23:54.000 And he's retiring from acting to pursue a new kind of mathematics he's invented slash discovered called teriology.

00:24:02.000 And it involves the fact that one times one equals two.

00:24:06.000 So we watched some of this last time, and then we got bored.

00:24:09.000 But we've been told by you, our customers, that we would be remiss if we were not to check it out for a little bit longer.

00:24:20.000 Okay.

00:24:21.000 What's he going to pull out now?

00:24:22.000 He's got the paper now.

00:24:23.000 It'd be cool if he just started floating.

00:24:26.000 Oh, sorry about that.

00:24:27.000 And he just levitated and said, what I'm harnessing right now is the symbos of the Egyptian mathematics.

00:24:37.000 And just killed 50% of the room with lightning.

00:24:41.000 All right, you got me.

00:24:42.000 I'm interested.

00:24:43.000 I'm all ears.

00:24:44.000 I'll bite.

00:24:45.000 What's he pulling out now?

00:24:46.000 Symbo.

00:24:47.000 My God, I won't have the time to do it.

00:24:50.000 I couldn't show you.

00:24:51.000 What happened?

00:24:52.000 Wait.

00:24:53.000 That are so hard to even express here.

00:24:55.000 Afterwards, you're going to have to just take a look at these.

00:24:57.000 My God, I won't have the time to do it.

00:25:00.000 I couldn't show you.

00:25:02.000 Wait, go back.

00:25:03.000 He pulled out a box, and I don't think what was supposed to be in it was in it.

00:25:06.000 Let me see.

00:25:07.000 I don't have that.

00:25:09.000 Wait, go back.

00:25:10.000 Okay.

00:25:14.000 Now, all of this was supposed to be on a projector for you guys.

00:25:17.000 I don't have that.

00:25:19.000 So what I do have is a bit of a Chanel bag.

00:25:23.000 Or an old Chanel bag.

00:25:25.000 Old.

00:25:26.000 It's an old Chanel bag.

00:25:26.000 A box.

00:25:27.000 That's it.

00:25:28.000 That's a true Chanel bag.

00:25:29.000 And we're going to talk about a couple of items in here that are so hard to even express here.

00:25:35.000 Afterwards, y'all are going to have to just take a look at these.

00:25:37.000 My God, I only have the time to do it.

00:25:39.000 The kids in the class are starting to realize this is...

00:25:43.000 Remember our theory that everybody's in on the joke but him?

00:25:45.000 Have you noticed it's been mental illness since we started the show?

00:25:49.000 Even like that singer who wants to shoot Antifa in the head, then we had the horrific shooting in Germany.

00:25:55.000 Clearly that man is mentally ill.

00:25:56.000 And then we had these mentally ill men yelling at women for not inviting them to A woman's march.

00:26:01.000 And then we had the woman who looked like she was in a burn accident, talking about becoming a man because she's a gay man.

00:26:07.000 She's still going to enjoy penises.

00:26:09.000 And now we have Terrence.

00:26:10.000 This is the Looney Bin episode.

00:26:12.000 Yeah.

00:26:15.000 I couldn't show you, but I am going to show you.

00:26:21.000 Okay.

00:26:23.000 I didn't come here not to show you.

00:26:24.000 I didn't come here not to show you.

00:26:26.000 Now, whether you guys are able to...

00:26:32.000 I think so.

00:26:33.000 Is he like this?

00:26:34.000 They're so politically correct, the British elites, that they probably hate this because it's making a black person look bad.

00:26:41.000 They're just going to have a terrorist.

00:26:42.000 This is a shit show.

00:26:44.000 This is going to be seen as racist because we've got a mentally ill black man.

00:26:48.000 We finally get a black man to come and do a talk and he's mentally ill.

00:26:51.000 Fucking hell.

00:26:55.000 Some of these things.

00:26:57.000 Lord help me.

00:26:58.000 Good confused.

00:27:00.000 What I've done is I've figured out about 70 different seven different elementary particles, fundamental particles.

00:27:07.000 Not 71.

00:27:08.000 Secondary generation of particles that seem to occur.

00:27:11.000 And when these things began to build up more and more, they began to create their own systems.

00:27:18.000 Do you mean the periodic table of the elements?

00:27:20.000 Look at the guy's face behind him.

00:27:23.000 He's worried he's going to get fired.

00:27:25.000 He's so aware of how bananas this is.

00:27:28.000 Yeah.

00:27:28.000 More and more.

00:27:29.000 Here, it'll zoom in on his face.

00:27:31.000 They began to create their own systems.

00:27:33.000 What the fuck did we do?

00:27:34.000 These systems is what I've brought to Oxford because I would like for you guys...

00:27:40.000 He's like, is this guy having a stroke?

00:27:43.000 What are the ethics of this?

00:27:45.000 Is this exploitation?

00:27:48.000 Am I going to jail?

00:27:50.000 Am I doing something wrong?

00:27:51.000 Moral philosophy goes against everything that's happening.

00:27:55.000 To do so.

00:27:56.000 But the flower of life has been opened.

00:27:58.000 And when we get an opportunity, I'd love to show you some of these things.

00:28:05.000 You're good?

00:28:06.000 I can't.

00:28:07.000 Without being able to show the pieces, it's a whole different monster.

00:28:12.000 But all of these wavecups.

00:28:14.000 All of these states of matter.

00:28:15.000 All of these things, it's time for that to be changed now.

00:28:20.000 We have changed all of our buildings to be aerodynamic.

00:28:26.000 Our airplanes.

00:28:28.000 Our buildings are aerodynamic.

00:28:31.000 The flying buildings you're talking about are planes.

00:28:34.000 Well, no, technically we are flying through space.

00:28:38.000 Earth is a flying building.

00:28:39.000 I guess it's aerodynamic.

00:28:41.000 It's not going to be a cruise.

00:28:42.000 So let's get back to the important news, which is what does Gigi Gorgeous think of Trisha Payton saying she wants to go male?

00:28:48.000 The trans community is outraged by this.

00:28:51.000 I don't understand their rules.

00:28:52.000 And by the way, just to get back to Gigi for a second, she thinks in this particular video that she looks like a gorgeous model woman who is dressing down because she just has to do a video.

00:29:05.000 So I didn't have time to do my hair, so I just wear this hat.

00:29:07.000 And she thinks she looks like Sophia Loren who's like shopping in Morocco.

00:29:12.000 No, dude.

00:29:13.000 You look like a damaged gay man who has shit in your lips that you've paid someone to do.

00:29:19.000 And you still look like a dude to me.

00:29:22.000 I see a massacred homosexual.

00:29:25.000 Great band.

00:29:28.000 I just got home.

00:29:29.000 I was on set all day and I checked my phone after literally not having it for like 12 hours.

00:29:37.000 And I had so many text messages and so many missed calls about this video that was posted today from Tricia Paytas.

00:29:47.000 I am transgender.

00:29:49.000 I was shocked.

00:29:51.000 I was a little bit offended.

00:29:54.000 I was a little bit confused.

00:29:55.000 was a lot confused and I was just flabbergasted because now- Yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly.

00:30:06.000 Wow, Ryan said something not stupid.

00:30:08.000 It's like these girls get in the in crowd.

00:30:11.000 They're the ugly ducklings.

00:30:12.000 They get in the in crowd and then they're like, no one else is coming after me.

00:30:15.000 That's really twisted.

00:30:18.000 When I do it, it's real.

00:30:20.000 Yeah, this is fake.

00:30:21.000 You know, like YouTube videos, there's clickbait, there's shock culture, there's all this stuff.

00:30:26.000 You never know what is real.

00:30:28.000 How about you, Miss Shock culture and clickbait?

00:30:32.000 I'm just an authentic, beautiful woman with a penis who went to a gynecologist and said, I'm having trouble with my non-existent ovaries.

00:30:44.000 What makes more sense?

00:30:45.000 This or teriology?

00:30:49.000 The Oxford professor would be like, man, well, technically, she too.

00:30:52.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:30:54.000 Did Clown World enable teriology?

00:30:56.000 Like, if this was 10 years ago, would they ask him what he wants to talk about?

00:31:00.000 And he says, I want to talk about symbos and how one times one is two.

00:31:04.000 And they go, oh, you're mentally ill.

00:31:06.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:31:07.000 We can't, we don't do mentally ill things.

00:31:09.000 But in Clown World, where Gigi Gorgeous is gorgeous, they go, yeah, come on in.

00:31:15.000 Wow.

00:31:15.000 You're a person of color.

00:31:16.000 You're offering a new perspective.

00:31:18.000 I had about like 45 minutes in the car and I was like, I have to watch this for myself because this is just like insane.

00:31:26.000 Like, literally, I'm talking like hundreds and hundreds of people hit me up about this.

00:31:31.000 I try to stay out of the drama.

00:31:32.000 I try to keep everything positive, keep it.

00:31:34.000 They do long intros, these lefties.

00:31:37.000 I kind of understood why people were asking me so much about it.

00:31:42.000 I mean, obviously, being transgender and sharing my story for so many years here on YouTube, I've had my own journey.

00:31:48.000 I've had my own struggles.

00:31:49.000 I've gone through the highs and the lows.

00:31:52.000 By the way, when we do a show, we try to include different media and make it colorful.

00:31:56.000 These people just sit on the floor or sit in a chair.

00:32:00.000 And does she even have a lav?

00:32:00.000 Yeah.

00:32:03.000 No, this is just.

00:32:04.000 We work really hard to keep you entertained.

00:32:05.000 These people are so half-assed.

00:32:07.000 Yeah, this is low budget.

00:32:08.000 So this just goes on and on and on.

00:32:10.000 Can you just jump in the middle?

00:32:11.000 Can we get to a conclusion?

00:32:12.000 How do you feel about this, Gigi?

00:32:14.000 Is she as legit as you?

00:32:16.000 And I think the things that Tricia was referring to in the video, specifically talking about genitals, saying, you know, I've hooked up with people who were partially transitioned and then people who were fully transitioned.

00:32:28.000 It's like, that didn't sit well with me.

00:32:30.000 Because I know looking back at the beginning of my transition, if I had seen a video like that online, I would have thought, you know what?

00:32:30.000 What?

00:32:37.000 I'm not going to be done unless I have the surgery.

00:32:39.000 I'm not going to be done unless I fix myself.

00:32:42.000 But you don't have to have anything done to be transgender.

00:32:45.000 It's who you are.

00:32:46.000 I feel that that was a little confusing to me.

00:32:50.000 Yeah, that's a good word for me.

00:32:52.000 Disrespectful towards the community.

00:32:54.000 Whatever you have in between your legs does not define who you are.

00:32:58.000 You do not need to have sexual reassignment surgery.

00:33:02.000 I kind of agree.

00:33:03.000 I mean, that's the thing.

00:33:04.000 If you're gay, it doesn't define who you are.

00:33:07.000 If you're trans, like you are, it seems to totally define who you are.

00:33:11.000 It's all you talk about.

00:33:12.000 You're obsessed with your made-up identity of yourself.

00:33:17.000 You're like a pothead who wears hemp pants and won't shut up about legalization.

00:33:21.000 Why don't you just be a normal person and have thoughts and desires and not talk about trans all the fuck?

00:33:28.000 Now I'm the one talking about trans.

00:33:30.000 The community.

00:33:32.000 I have a lot of unpopular opinions, and I think it's time we cut to a segment wherein we discuss said opinions in a new part of the show that I like to call Dawn, Dawn, Dawn.

00:33:47.000 Okay, it's coming.

00:33:48.000 We have to go to the Green Room.

00:33:56.000 It's time for unpopular opinions.

00:34:01.000 Opinions.

00:34:03.000 Number one, fuck tits.

00:34:07.000 Yeah, you heard me.

00:34:08.000 Fuck tits.

00:34:09.000 I mean, I'm not against them or anything.

00:34:11.000 They're sort of like my dog.

00:34:12.000 I feel nothing.

00:34:13.000 Now, this is one of my favorite models.

00:34:15.000 I feel like she's probably really dumb, but aesthetically, she's very pleasing.

00:34:19.000 Perfect body, perfect amount of chub, big fat thighs.

00:34:22.000 But she has these boobs.

00:34:24.000 And I don't know, my mother was a big titted blonde, and I just grew up having that not be my thing.

00:34:30.000 I have a reverse eatable complex.

00:34:32.000 I like only brunettes.

00:34:34.000 And as far as tits go, I can take them or leave them.

00:34:37.000 They're not a deal breaker.

00:34:38.000 I would hate total and utter pancakes.

00:34:40.000 But as far as like tits being too small, I've never said that in my life.

00:34:44.000 I don't really get what you're supposed to do with them.

00:34:47.000 Like, do you lick them?

00:34:50.000 That feels like I might as well lick her shoulder.

00:34:51.000 It's not like she's going to go, oh yeah, thanks for licking my nipples.

00:34:55.000 What?

00:34:56.000 And I've heard you can fornicate with them.

00:34:58.000 That seems silly.

00:34:58.000 Plus, she'd be looking down.

00:35:00.000 She'd be looking up at you and you'd have that looking down face, you know, where you couldn't be less attractive.

00:35:05.000 Not that I'm trying to be gorgeous when I fornicate, but I don't want to come back.

00:35:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:35:11.000 So those, like, you flop them around, or I don't even know what to do with them.

00:35:16.000 Should I just bonk them together like two naughty twins that are being punished for dipping into the cookie jar?

00:35:23.000 Bonk.

00:35:25.000 You flap them around.

00:35:26.000 What do you do?

00:35:27.000 I had a guy explain to me once, he goes, you just look at them.

00:35:29.000 Okay, I'll just look at them.

00:35:31.000 Tiny tits are cool to look at too, though.

00:35:33.000 They don't have to be flopping around.

00:35:35.000 Why does what you like have to be flopping around?

00:35:38.000 Number two, Felicity Huffman did nothing wrong.

00:35:41.000 Now, obviously, she did something wrong.

00:35:42.000 But as far as legally, I know this is an unpopular opinion, especially amongst our peers, you, the viewer, you hate celebrities, you hate liberals, you hate the woke left, you hate clown world.

00:35:55.000 She personifies all of that shit.

00:35:57.000 I'm sure she's one of the most irritating people to speak to.

00:36:00.000 I want LA to sink into the sea, don't get me wrong.

00:36:04.000 However, I'm not just going to jump on a bandwagon because everyone else is.

00:36:08.000 No one can tell me specifically what she did that was legally wrong.

00:36:13.000 Private institutions, like colleges, they're just like the Proud Boys.

00:36:17.000 It's just a club.

00:36:19.000 So if the Proud Boys let a guy in who didn't do the silly rituals, then they're diluting their brand.

00:36:26.000 It's not illegal.

00:36:27.000 What is that?

00:36:27.000 Fraud?

00:36:28.000 Why?

00:36:28.000 Because you deserve to be in the Proud Boys.

00:36:30.000 Now, if you commit fraud and you get into a public school, you lie about where you live or something, that makes sense.

00:36:37.000 But this chick paid a guy off to get her daughter into a fancy college.

00:36:45.000 What's the crime there?

00:36:46.000 That college fucked up by allowing there to be this sort of backdoor scam.

00:36:52.000 They've diluted their brand.

00:36:54.000 Their diplomas are worth less.

00:36:56.000 I mean, I've talked about this on the show before.

00:36:59.000 The students who have diplomas from that school, they could have a great class action suit.

00:37:04.000 But as far as this woman, someone said, hey, come here.

00:37:09.000 And she said, okay.

00:37:10.000 And she did it.

00:37:13.000 Fraud, just fraud, isn't enough for me.

00:37:16.000 I don't understand this whole thing.

00:37:18.000 You could be playing that in the background, could you not?

00:37:20.000 That'd be a little more dynamic.

00:37:22.000 Why would we just have it frozen like that?

00:37:26.000 I thought maybe you would want to actually play the video and listen to it.

00:37:29.000 No, it's just going to be, it's explaining blah, blah, blah, U.S. attorney.

00:37:33.000 Oh, she's wanted and she's got 10 days.

00:37:35.000 You know what's funny about this?

00:37:37.000 The backlash isn't enough.

00:37:39.000 Like they're saying, white privilege.

00:37:41.000 She should have been, what, a year?

00:37:43.000 She should get a year for paying a guy to get a backdoor invite to a school?

00:37:48.000 This is just jealous people, really, that don't like that she's rich and famous.

00:37:52.000 And they want to punish her.

00:37:54.000 And that's petty.

00:37:55.000 I like to, I like it when the left suffers, but it doesn't mean I'm totally blind to injustice.

00:38:01.000 All right.

00:38:02.000 Number three, the Amber Geiger hug was lame.

00:38:05.000 Now, if you remember Amber Geiger, she's the cop who went into the wrong apartment, saw a black guy eating ice cream, sorry to laugh, and shot him because she thought he was in her apartment, or that's the story.

00:38:16.000 And she got 10 years.

00:38:18.000 She'll be out in seven.

00:38:19.000 Minimum security.

00:38:21.000 She did very well for herself.

00:38:22.000 If it was a guy, if it was a white male, he'd be looking at 30.

00:38:26.000 But anyway, this is the guy's brother.

00:38:30.000 Who'd she shoot?

00:38:31.000 I forget his name.

00:38:32.000 He's got a French name.

00:38:33.000 I think he's Haitian.

00:38:34.000 And this is the brother.

00:38:36.000 And the brother did this talk where he said, I forgive you.

00:38:39.000 And then he gave her a hug.

00:38:40.000 Now, when I read this as a Christian, I thought, that's pretty cool.

00:38:46.000 I guess you're, you know, today's Yom Kippur, it's all about, I'm sorry, and I love you, God.

00:38:53.000 You're saying sorry and that you love God.

00:38:55.000 I respect that.

00:38:56.000 It's Judeo-Christian values, folks.

00:38:59.000 But Then I saw the video, and then I started thinking a bunch of weird thoughts that are unpopular opinions.

00:39:07.000 One, he seems to sort of be hamming it up and enjoying the attention he's getting doing this thing.

00:39:12.000 It seems very melodramatic.

00:39:15.000 And then I started thinking, someone kills my brother?

00:39:19.000 I'm not hugging him.

00:39:20.000 I'm ripping his face off.

00:39:21.000 In fact, I might do a speech like this so I could get over to the guy and bite his nose off.

00:39:26.000 What if you find out that Amber Geiger knew this guy?

00:39:30.000 Not him, but the guy that she killed.

00:39:33.000 And he had cheated on her.

00:39:35.000 And it was a revenge murder.

00:39:36.000 And you just hugged that bitch.

00:39:39.000 So there's a lot of unpopular opinions going on here.

00:39:41.000 And actually, I could throw a third one in, into the same one, which is, in a way, she's a victim.

00:39:47.000 You know what she's a victim of?

00:39:49.000 She's a victim of affirmative action.

00:39:51.000 They love pushing through the female recruits in the academy.

00:39:54.000 They love giving female cops a gun, giving minority cops a gun.

00:39:58.000 They do it at the fire stations too.

00:39:59.000 We got to get our numbers up.

00:40:00.000 We got to get our numbers up.

00:40:02.000 So they often have women who are not qualified.

00:40:04.000 And if this woman is shooting a guy, if she's so panic stricken by a black man eating ice cream, she's clearly not qualified to be a cop.

00:40:12.000 So political correctness ushered her through and she ended up in jail.

00:40:17.000 But anyway, let's focus on the main one about this hug and this speech.

00:40:20.000 Tell me if this doesn't seem a little bit phony.

00:40:28.000 I would say twice or for the hundredth time what you've or how much you've taken from us.

00:40:39.000 I think you know that.

00:40:43.000 But I just what's with the deer and the headlights and the dramatic pauses?

00:40:54.000 I hope you go to God with all what all the guilt.

00:41:02.000 Why is he dragging it out so long?

00:41:04.000 I hope you go to God.

00:41:05.000 The bad things you may have done in the past, each and every one of us may have been.

00:41:09.000 Oh, now he's speaking for me, each and every one of us.

00:41:12.000 If you truly are sorry, I know I can speak for myself.

00:41:18.000 I forgive you.

00:41:22.000 Hear how he says that?

00:41:23.000 I forgive you.

00:41:24.000 I know if you go to God.

00:41:25.000 Are you trying to seduce me?

00:41:27.000 He will forgive you.

00:41:31.000 If you go to God, you will forgive.

00:41:33.000 It's almost like a godfather speech.

00:41:35.000 And I don't think anyone could say it.

00:41:37.000 Again, I'm speaking for myself, not even behind for my family.

00:41:42.000 But I love you just like anyone else.

00:41:47.000 And I'm not going to say I hope you rot and die just like my brother did.

00:41:55.000 You're the bigger man.

00:41:57.000 I personally want the best for you.

00:42:02.000 And I wasn't going to ever say this in front of my family or anyone, but I don't even want you to go to jail.

00:42:15.000 I want the best.

00:42:16.000 Hearing a lot of almost crying, but I'd see a lot of tears.

00:42:21.000 Because I know that's exactly what both them would want you to do.

00:42:25.000 Oh yeah, both in Jean.

00:42:26.000 And the best would be, give your life to Christ.

00:42:31.000 You know what?

00:42:32.000 If you really feel this way, just get up there and say, I forgive you, give your life to Christ, and leave.

00:42:37.000 Why this Academy Awards speech?

00:42:41.000 That botham would want you to do.

00:42:44.000 Again, I love you as a person.

00:42:48.000 You love her?

00:42:50.000 I don't think even Christ would expect that of you.

00:42:52.000 I don't wish anything bad, are you?

00:42:54.000 I don't wish anything bad, are you?

00:42:58.000 I'm checking.

00:42:59.000 I don't know if this is possible, but can I give her a hug, please?

00:43:05.000 Now, of course, the judge just devours this, and she starts sobbing, too.

00:43:11.000 Yes.

00:43:12.000 And she's in trouble, by the way, because people go, you're being too nice to Amber.

00:43:17.000 It's just like the Felicity Huffman thing.

00:43:21.000 They wanted this white bitch to suffer.

00:43:26.000 And this poor woman is headed to prison for 10 years.

00:43:29.000 So you can make her cry just by farting in the wind.

00:43:34.000 Alright, so I could be wrong.

00:43:35.000 Maybe it's just a beautiful Christian moment.

00:43:37.000 And what I read in the newspaper is what I'm watching in video.

00:43:42.000 But something just smelled fishy about that speech and this hug.

00:43:47.000 And it just rubs me the wrong way.

00:43:48.000 It's an unpopular opinion.

00:43:50.000 I'm very ashamed of all these opinions, by the way.

00:43:53.000 I should make that clear.

00:43:54.000 I'm not proud of feeling this way, but I'm allowed to feel this way.

00:43:58.000 These are my feelings.

00:44:00.000 I'm not telling you any actual facts.

00:44:03.000 Why are you going to this background?

00:44:08.000 Number four, Burger King, greater than Chick-fil-A.

00:44:12.000 Now, obviously, not totally.

00:44:14.000 They have shitty fries.

00:44:15.000 I like Chick-fil-A's, little waffle fries.

00:44:17.000 Those are yummy.

00:44:18.000 And I get you, fellow conservatives.

00:44:21.000 I get that we love their brazen attitude and how they're clothes on Sundays, and they treat you amazing.

00:44:27.000 I brought my kids' baseball team there after they won a tournament, and they were taking Instagram pictures, and they were giving them free ice cream, and this customer service is amazing.

00:44:38.000 I love Chick-fil-A.

00:44:39.000 I love them.

00:44:41.000 I love having the spicy, crispy chicken there, too.

00:44:44.000 But this spicy, crispy chicken is better.

00:44:48.000 And if you eat this when you're hungry, do me a favor tomorrow, if you're near a Burger King, skip breakfast and don't eat lunch till two.

00:44:56.000 So you're starving.

00:44:57.000 Dude, you will inhale this.

00:44:59.000 It's crispier.

00:45:01.000 It's not spicier.

00:45:02.000 It's juicier and their buns are nicer.

00:45:05.000 The way the buns absorb the juice, you'll sort of go, holy shit.

00:45:09.000 Like it's shocking.

00:45:10.000 It's how I would imagine a closeted gay feels after bottling it all in.

00:45:16.000 And then he finally turns 18, moves to the West Village in New York and gets his first dick in his butt and is like, what the wowie?

00:45:24.000 That's how it tastes.

00:45:26.000 It tastes like you've been waiting for this moment your entire life.

00:45:31.000 That's not really selling it very well, is it?

00:45:33.000 I don't think Burger King's going to put that in a commercial.

00:45:36.000 Better than getting butt-fucked.

00:45:39.000 Number five, Antifa are victims.

00:45:44.000 They're victims too, you know.

00:45:47.000 We've got Proud Boys going to jail, looking at 15 years in prison for fighting back against Antifa.

00:45:52.000 They're obviously buffoons.

00:45:54.000 They're obviously violent.

00:45:55.000 They're domestic terrorists.

00:45:56.000 They are the paramilitary wing of the DNC.

00:46:01.000 But their propaganda also brainwashes them.

00:46:05.000 You know how no one kills more Muslims than Muslims?

00:46:08.000 No one fucks with more Antifa's lives than Antifa.

00:46:11.000 For example, this absolute buffoon, David Campbell, at Mike Cernovich's Night for Freedom, where, by the way, him and his cronies were calling down, calling up there for me and Mike Cernovich's kids.

00:46:23.000 Jack Pasobic has them on video saying, bring their kids down.

00:46:26.000 And Pasobic's going, you want to hurt their children?

00:46:28.000 Yeah, we want to hurt their children.

00:46:30.000 Okay?

00:46:32.000 They're in a cult.

00:46:33.000 They're in a deranged cult.

00:46:34.000 So this dumbass attacks an old Jewish man he assumes is a Nazi because he's been brainwashed by all this Nazi, Nazi, Nazi propaganda.

00:46:42.000 So he thinks they're everywhere.

00:46:44.000 It's sort of like this Black Lives Matter shit where they go, cops are hunting you for sport.

00:46:48.000 So the next time a black criminal's in trouble, he thinks, well, I might as well shoot to the death.

00:46:52.000 Cops are racist.

00:46:52.000 I'm going to get killed anyway.

00:46:55.000 You, Black Lives Matter propaganda, just killed a black man.

00:46:59.000 You proud of yourselves?

00:47:00.000 This is their shit utopia.

00:47:02.000 This is what happens in Clown World.

00:47:04.000 They play God, they make up their own truths, and lies get people killed.

00:47:09.000 So a lie is getting this guy, I think he's got 18 months.

00:47:13.000 So he's in a situation where it might get down to 12, so that might be Rikers, but it will likely be upstate in a shitty prison where he's going to get fucked in the ass.

00:47:21.000 Antifa's not popular in prison, especially with the COs.

00:47:26.000 So he's not going to be getting any privileges, and he's likely going to be getting a lot of abuse, and it will likely be sexual abuse.

00:47:31.000 Why?

00:47:32.000 Because he was cleaning the streets of Nazis.

00:47:35.000 He almost murdered an old Jewish man.

00:47:37.000 And by the way, you'll notice that Antifa only really gets prosecuted when he also beat up a cop and put him in the headlock and punched him.

00:47:44.000 So that's why you're seeing this case.

00:47:46.000 If he didn't beat up cops and the guy wasn't Jewish and he was rumored to be a white nationalist or something, this wouldn't be a case.

00:47:54.000 But David Campbell's a victim of Antifa.

00:47:58.000 Another victim of Antifa, Tom Keenan, equally stupid case.

00:48:02.000 This buffoon believed Antifa propaganda and when he saw some Marines in Philly on a day where they were celebrating the Constitution, I think it was called a Day for Freedom, actually.

00:48:13.000 The previous one was a night for freedom.

00:48:14.000 He assumed they were there for a Proud Boys rally and he believed the lies that the Proud Boys rally was a celebration of a synagogue shooting, which, by the way, the mayor would give a permit to.

00:48:27.000 Interesting mask, guys.

00:48:29.000 The mayor goes, yeah, that sounds good.

00:48:31.000 Let's celebrate the synagogue shooting.

00:48:32.000 Do it in front of the Jewish Museum.

00:48:33.000 There's your permit.

00:48:35.000 What?

00:48:36.000 Some of these fucking lies are just spellbinding.

00:48:39.000 Anyway, this poor bastard is also going to get fucked up the ass because he beat up a Marine, called him a wetback and a spic, by the way, this anti-racist activist.

00:48:48.000 He's going to be losing a lot of this weight fighting.

00:48:51.000 And he's going to jail for God knows how long.

00:48:54.000 I don't think he's been sentenced yet, but he's looking at approximately 15 years.

00:48:57.000 Why?

00:48:58.000 Because he believed Antifa's propaganda, Antifa's lies.

00:49:02.000 So that's two ruined lies, David Campbell, Tom Keenan.

00:49:05.000 Nathan Hose, I've always discussed.

00:49:08.000 This dummy believed Antifa's propaganda and followed them into battle when they had the Disrupt J-20 to protest Trump getting elected.

00:49:17.000 He committed felony vandalism, was looking at prison time, realized he can't handle that, probably a junkie, and realized he couldn't be away from his precious smack.

00:49:26.000 And he killed himself.

00:49:28.000 There he is.

00:49:29.000 Rest in power, Nathan.

00:49:31.000 So Nathan Hose, in the bullshit war against mythical Nazis, is now dead because he got in over his head.

00:49:38.000 That's Antifa propaganda that killed him.

00:49:42.000 So we've had two ruined lives and a death.

00:49:44.000 Let's do another death.

00:49:45.000 Let's only do death from now on while I talk about Antifa or the victims.

00:49:48.000 And I'm going to do another free speech presents where I tally the exact death count of Antifa.

00:49:53.000 And I believe I'm up to 15.

00:49:55.000 Dayton, Ohio was 10 of those.

00:49:58.000 This poor bastard, this imbecile, maybe it's my Christianness, my Christianity, Christianness.

00:50:06.000 I feel benevolence towards these people.

00:50:08.000 He's still God's creature.

00:50:10.000 And he was so brainwashed by Antifa that he was going to commit a mass murder.

00:50:17.000 So he went there.

00:50:18.000 The lies you'll hear is that he was going to blow up a car.

00:50:20.000 No, you don't have infinite rounds to go blow up a car.

00:50:23.000 And he was unable to carry out his mass murder.

00:50:27.000 And so he got shot by the cops while trying to destroy an ICE facility.

00:50:33.000 The alt left says destroy a car.

00:50:35.000 The rest of us curious types have looked it up and realized it's the inevitable truth that he was there to kill as many people as possible.

00:50:43.000 So I guess it's good that he's dead.

00:50:44.000 But he's still a victim of Antifa propaganda, and he's dead because of it.

00:50:49.000 And then finally, Charles Landeros wearing a shirt that said, smash, what is it, destroy the patriarchy?

00:50:58.000 And then he's a father at a school who believed in evil cops so much, believed Antifa propaganda so much that he decided to shoot back.

00:51:07.000 No, sorry, to shoot at a cop.

00:51:10.000 That guy, what does his shirt say?

00:51:11.000 Smash the patriarchy.

00:51:14.000 He's a patriarch.

00:51:15.000 He's a father, right?

00:51:16.000 It comes from the Latin paper?

00:51:20.000 Pater?

00:51:21.000 Yeah, pater.

00:51:22.000 Patriarchy.

00:51:23.000 So he is just about to get himself killed, and he's literally smashing patriarchy.

00:51:28.000 So he shot at a cop because he believed all this bullshit about how the cops are evil.

00:51:32.000 Antifa propaganda.

00:51:34.000 In this video, you see him get more and more disrespectful to the cops until he ends up pulling a gun out.

00:51:40.000 And so they shoot him.

00:51:41.000 And thank God, unlike our man in the Bronx, Friendly Fire didn't kill the cop.

00:51:46.000 Again, Antifa are the victims of Antifa.

00:51:49.000 They're also shitheads who try to destroy your life.

00:51:53.000 These are unpopular opinions.

00:51:55.000 They're not facts.

00:51:56.000 You're allowed to have offensive opinions in 2019.

00:51:59.000 Actually, you're always allowed to have unpopular opinions.

00:52:03.000 That's what thinking is.

00:52:12.000 Put up or shut up.

00:52:14.000 Put up or shut up.

00:52:16.000 You know the song already?

00:52:17.000 No, that's an MDC song.

00:52:19.000 I'm looking at the headline of the post.

00:52:21.000 Ah.

00:52:22.000 What do you think about mindless self-indulgence?

00:52:24.000 MSI.

00:52:26.000 Mindless self-indulgence.

00:52:27.000 You never heard of them?

00:52:28.000 That's after your time, but I figured you would have been...

00:52:32.000 Yeah.

00:52:32.000 Oh, I don't know about them.

00:52:33.000 Oh.

00:52:34.000 Never heard that before.

00:52:35.000 They're weird.

00:52:36.000 But maybe that's another word for clown world.

00:52:39.000 Mindless self-indulgence.

00:52:41.000 Shit utopia was another thing I was thinking of.

00:52:44.000 That's good.

00:52:44.000 I'm just watching them have pudding for dinner.

00:52:48.000 Maybe that should be the name of it, dinner pudding.

00:52:50.000 Pudding for dinner.

00:52:51.000 Because you go, okay, genders don't exist.

00:52:54.000 And then they have Gigi Gorgeous at the gynecologist.

00:52:56.000 And then this woman goes, I feel kind of like a man.

00:53:00.000 So then she becomes a man.

00:53:01.000 And then they go, no, you can't do it.

00:53:03.000 And she goes, well, why not?

00:53:04.000 Like, it's just, it's chaos.

00:53:06.000 It reminds me of me when I was in fifth grade.

00:53:10.000 I had this puppet.

00:53:11.000 And then my neighbor, Alexis, got the same, like a similar puppet.

00:53:16.000 And she was like, I got one too.

00:53:18.000 And she named it something similar.

00:53:20.000 And I was like, you're copying me.

00:53:22.000 It's like, who cares?

00:53:23.000 She bought a puppet to get along with me.

00:53:26.000 Be like, look, we both have a puppet now.

00:53:27.000 Well, that goes back to the French comedians.

00:53:29.000 What's an homage and what's a rip-off?

00:53:31.000 I was like, bitch.

00:53:32.000 You were saying, yeah, I like the hug.

00:53:35.000 You liked that hug.

00:53:36.000 Yeah.

00:53:36.000 You saw it as authentic.

00:53:39.000 didn't he have any tears?

00:53:40.000 Okay, well, whether or not...

00:53:48.000 Holy shit.

00:53:50.000 I don't know.

00:53:51.000 Remember I used to call you shit detective?

00:53:54.000 Detective shitty.

00:53:55.000 Detective shitty?

00:53:56.000 That's the worst theory I've ever heard.

00:53:58.000 I don't know.

00:54:00.000 But I'll tell you what, it gave me an idea.

00:54:04.000 If anyone ever murders my brother, I'm going to do a really solipsystic.

00:54:08.000 Can you look up solipsistic?

00:54:10.000 Let's see, you're so slow.

00:54:12.000 I bet I can get to it first.

00:54:15.000 I was lining up my camera, too.

00:54:18.000 Solipsistic.

00:54:19.000 Yeah, done.

00:54:20.000 Holding that the self can know nothing but its own modifications, that the self is the only existent thing.

00:54:25.000 So it's, yeah, it's linked to vanity.

00:54:29.000 And that was sort of, did seem a little vain.

00:54:32.000 Did.

00:54:32.000 But what he just taught us.

00:54:34.000 Because I put on my gold chain for the camera.

00:54:36.000 You get up there and you go, I don't want to hurt you.

00:54:47.000 Nice touch with the neck.

00:54:49.000 I don't even want you to go to jail.

00:54:52.000 I just want you to.

00:54:54.000 I want you to find Christ.

00:54:56.000 I want you to find God in your heart.

00:55:00.000 I'm not going to sit here and talk about ways you hurt my family.

00:55:05.000 You know that.

00:55:07.000 How many times did you watch this?

00:55:11.000 But I'll tell you what.

00:55:14.000 The only way any of us can move forward is to accept Christ.

00:55:19.000 Can I?

00:55:21.000 would you mind if I, if I give her a hug, your honor?

00:55:27.000 I'll allow it.

00:55:28.000 Okay.

00:55:31.000 And then I'm going to fucking walk over and then just sit there right.

00:55:37.000 Just bite his nose.

00:55:39.000 Right off.

00:55:41.000 And the COs are punching you in the back of the head.

00:55:43.000 Yeah, the court clerks or whatever.

00:55:46.000 You feel like a pit bull.

00:55:48.000 And you're just like, because that's the problem with these court things.

00:55:51.000 You can never get to the guy.

00:55:52.000 Although, remember that?

00:55:53.000 I had this guy on my show once.

00:55:55.000 There was a little boy who was kidnapped.

00:55:57.000 Not kidnapped.

00:55:59.000 Was he kidnapped?

00:56:00.000 He was taken by his karate instructor on a tour.

00:56:03.000 I can't remember if it was on a mixed martial arts, I mean, a karate tour, or if he kidnapped him, but he raped the 11-year-old boy many, many times over the course of months.

00:56:14.000 Wow.

00:56:15.000 And the dad heard from the media, which they may have called the dad, and he said, was this in Maine?

00:56:24.000 No, he shot the pedophile in the head.

00:56:26.000 Oh.

00:56:27.000 Remember that?

00:56:28.000 Whoa.

00:56:28.000 And we found the kid all grown up, and we had him on our show.

00:56:32.000 Just say man shoots pedophile.

00:56:36.000 God damn it, Ryan.

00:56:40.000 And you should already know this story.

00:56:42.000 So it was in the 80s.

00:56:45.000 Nope, that ain't it.

00:56:47.000 Let me find it.

00:56:47.000 That ain't it.

00:56:48.000 Let me go over here and do your fucking job for a change.

00:56:53.000 *music*

00:57:01.000 A father's justice.

00:57:07.000 Where was this?

00:57:08.000 Where was it coming from?

00:57:12.000 Jerry Sanderski was lucky.

00:57:18.000 Maybe I'm having to deal with it now.

00:57:19.000 This isn't very good.

00:57:23.000 I don't think so.

00:57:24.000 Shot him.

00:57:31.000 This is...

00:57:41.000 Yeah, no, I got it.

00:57:42.000 You got it the mall?

00:57:42.000 You got it?

00:57:44.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:57:48.000 Yeah, this guy.

00:57:50.000 He got away with it, too.

00:57:52.000 Because you know what his argument was?

00:57:54.000 Well, first of all, the jury and the judge was like, thanks for doing that.

00:57:59.000 But what are you doing?

00:58:00.000 Highlighting.

00:58:01.000 Why are you highlighting?

00:58:03.000 Find the video.

00:58:05.000 Oh, you could actually see him get shot.

00:58:06.000 Holy shit.

00:58:07.000 Well, that screen grab is clearly from a video.

00:58:10.000 Yeah, here we go.

00:58:16.000 That guy.

00:58:17.000 That kid, I have him on my phone.

00:58:20.000 He's like 45 now.

00:58:22.000 Looks like he's your producer now.

00:58:25.000 No, he's white.

00:58:26.000 oh we didn't know what to do you just feel helpless 10 days later when the police flew doucet back to face trial gary plochet was waiting with a gun there's a Suspect piece of shit.

00:58:40.000 I read my camera and raced it up.

00:58:43.000 I think you called the dead.

00:58:46.000 She could get a scoop.

00:58:48.000 This is the Wild West in the 80s, too.

00:58:52.000 There he is.

00:58:56.000 Just one shot?

00:58:57.000 Yep.

00:58:58.000 You've got to dump that whole thing.

00:59:01.000 Not if you're good at your job.

00:59:03.000 Yeah, but the anger bullets.

00:59:05.000 Wait a minute.

00:59:05.000 Now I'm thinking that you did this to me.

00:59:08.000 I'm starting to look racist because I'm suspicious of two black guys in the same shot.

00:59:13.000 This is the book where it says you could let the dad know if you're just walking down the swell.

00:59:16.000 This is where it says call the dad and get a career.

00:59:20.000 I'm winning a Nobel Peace Prize for journalism this year.

00:59:24.000 I'm pretty excited.

00:59:25.000 There he is.

00:59:26.000 Me with the camera, him with the gun.

00:59:26.000 Two lucky shots.

00:59:28.000 All right.

00:59:30.000 That's a boom.

00:59:31.000 Life's ended.

00:59:32.000 Don't you feel like the pedophile is sort of like...

00:59:35.000 Yeah.

00:59:36.000 I mean, it was going to happen in prison anyway, and you're clearly not a human.

00:59:41.000 And that's not very Christian.

00:59:42.000 Well, he didn't know if he was going to die.

00:59:44.000 It's not very Judeo-Christian on Yom Kippur.

00:59:46.000 That's what I said.

00:59:46.000 But see, go back to...

00:59:52.000 They're not very fruitful, which I guess that's the design, right?

00:59:56.000 You don't want them to be fruitful.

00:59:59.000 That's why we have court officers.

01:00:01.000 Was this a separate email or in the build?

01:00:04.000 Oh, God.

01:00:05.000 I got all the emails open from the show that you sent me.

01:00:08.000 You know what?

01:00:08.000 You didn't send them to me.

01:00:10.000 Really?

01:00:10.000 That's correct.

01:00:11.000 Does it not say courtroom attacks under green screen unpopular opinions?

01:00:19.000 Nope.

01:00:20.000 So it goes green screen unpopular opinions right to video old man asleep?

01:00:25.000 No, unpopular opinions goes fucked hits.

01:00:28.000 No, that's the separate email that contains the unpopular opinions.

01:00:31.000 Today's notes.

01:00:34.000 Now scroll down.

01:00:35.000 Underneath green screen unpopular opinions, what do you see?

01:00:40.000 I got it.

01:00:40.000 Oh, okay.

01:00:42.000 Because I opened up a lot of things in order.

01:00:44.000 I had all the tabs ready that if you were to go in order, that they would be ready for you.

01:00:51.000 And then I had to refer back to the thing.

01:00:53.000 Yeah, but you're saying something isn't there that's there.

01:00:56.000 All right.

01:00:57.000 It was just a lot of stuff that we...

01:01:02.000 Because it's just fucking up your shitty job.

01:01:06.000 Like, why do you open all those fucking tabs?

01:01:09.000 All they do is slow down the computer.

01:01:11.000 You have the email.

01:01:14.000 Maybe we should do that thing they do on Strum where it's like, 1-3.

01:01:18.000 They do that?

01:01:19.000 Yeah.

01:01:19.000 They probably do that for a reason.

01:01:21.000 Because it's efficient.

01:01:22.000 From now on, we're doing that.

01:01:23.000 1-3.

01:01:24.000 Yeah, if you number it, then it would be...

01:01:27.000 That's not...

01:01:30.000 Now you're on Reddit?

01:01:37.000 So, that's the second one, but okay, we'll do the second one first.

01:01:42.000 Is that all we have?

01:01:45.000 No, there's too many.

01:01:46.000 No, no, I mean as far as the video goes.

01:01:49.000 I might start crying if you keep being incompetent.

01:01:52.000 Right, so that's what I meant.

01:01:54.000 This is all we have.

01:01:55.000 Well, we missed the action.

01:02:04.000 That is a full-on temperature.

01:02:08.000 What does it say?

01:02:09.000 By the way, you zoomed in so much our viewers can't read the text.

01:02:12.000 Bounced up in Ohio courtroom when two brothers lunge at the man convicted of murdering their mother.

01:02:17.000 Wow.

01:02:18.000 I mean, come on, courtroom, you got to know that something's about to go down.

01:02:24.000 There's something wrong with a man who doesn't want to kill the person who killed his mother.

01:02:33.000 So you should have done a soppy speech and then said, can I hug him?

01:02:37.000 I forgive him.

01:02:40.000 Although it'd be pretty hard.

01:02:41.000 You'd have to be the actor of the century to talk about how wonderful the guy who murdered your mother is and how you forgive him.

01:02:48.000 Yeah, that's tough.

01:02:49.000 Oh, look at him.

01:02:50.000 Tased, he's fine.

01:02:52.000 Founce took place as Dale Williams 62 was about to be sentenced after pleading guilty in the shooting death.

01:02:57.000 All right.

01:02:57.000 And then there's the other one, number 13.

01:03:00.000 Oh, I won't say number.

01:03:01.000 They don't say number.

01:03:02.000 1-3 1.

01:03:08.000 No, I'm joking.

01:03:10.000 We don't have numbers yet, Ryan.

01:03:11.000 Why are you looking up 1-3?

01:03:13.000 You think I flew into your computer and put a number in front of it?

01:03:17.000 Minutes after we said we're going to start numbering them in the future?

01:03:20.000 Folks at home, Ryan was just looking for clip number 13.

01:03:24.000 Because now that we've numbered them, I went back in time and numbered them all.

01:03:28.000 I'll agree with that.

01:03:30.000 Please tell me you were shocked by yourself.

01:03:33.000 I was just saying what you were saying.

01:03:34.000 You said 1-3, and I was like, Oh, that's less stupid?

01:03:36.000 I just repeat sounds I hear.

01:03:38.000 Yeah, because when you walk down the street, you go rough, rough at the dog barking at you.

01:03:42.000 Yes.

01:03:46.000 What's this one now?

01:03:48.000 Wait, go back to the beginning.

01:03:51.000 He jumps over.

01:03:52.000 Ah, see, that was my point.

01:03:55.000 You never get close.

01:03:57.000 I don't even think he got to touch the guy who murdered whatever.

01:03:57.000 Look, they got him.

01:04:00.000 Son of Slain Woman tries to attack accused killer in court.

01:04:03.000 The video shows London Thomas, son of Jamie, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:11.000 All right.

01:04:12.000 It looks like we're out of Tazyme.

01:04:17.000 I've got so much stuff we could do a whole other show.

01:04:19.000 You should probably do the second episode of Mailbag.

01:04:22.000 What's going on with that?

01:04:23.000 Oh, now I can.

01:04:24.000 Yeah.

01:04:25.000 Before I was doing the free speech app and the Biggs intro and then the Roger Stone video, all in one thing.

01:04:29.000 There was one more thing, too.

01:04:30.000 I forgot.

01:04:32.000 But now I got a clean slate and I could do it.

01:04:36.000 This video cracked me up.

01:04:36.000 All right.

01:04:38.000 It's an old man who almost kills himself and a fat man.

01:04:45.000 And instead of going, holy shit, what's the matter with me?

01:04:47.000 He lies and invents a scenario that didn't happen to cover his ass.

01:04:53.000 You're too close.

01:04:55.000 All right.

01:04:56.000 Zoomed out all the way.

01:04:57.000 But look at the black borders coming in.

01:05:01.000 Bang.

01:05:02.000 We'll go full screen.

01:05:06.000 It's really long.

01:05:12.000 Don't sleep in the car with a man that old.

01:05:16.000 Don't even let him drive.

01:05:17.000 The holiday that celebrated is gaining steam.

01:05:20.000 The Halloween and Costume Association is proposing the holiday be celebrated on the last Saturday in October, rather than October 31st.

01:05:28.000 Just pause here.

01:05:29.000 No, put me back.

01:05:30.000 You got to show me.

01:05:33.000 This is pretty hard on the newsman.

01:05:35.000 Bring in the blackboarders.

01:05:35.000 Now zoom out.

01:05:37.000 This is pretty hard on the newsman's feelings, right?

01:05:41.000 You're talking about changing some holiday, making it five days.

01:05:45.000 And the guy's like, holy shit, this guy's voice and this news, this so-called news.

01:05:50.000 Snooze more like news.

01:05:53.000 Welcome back to Snooze News.

01:05:54.000 Some irrelevant people are discussing possibly changing a holiday, but they probably won't, so don't worry about it.

01:06:00.000 It's not actually news.

01:06:02.000 Also in the news, it's going to be sunny today and normal, and we're going to be doing lots of different stuff.

01:06:08.000 Play it.

01:06:17.000 Trigger-treating.

01:06:18.000 Trick-treating is pushed into the nighttime hours after school, leading to a higher risk of injury.

01:06:23.000 The goop says once they get to 75,000 signatures, they'll send the petition.

01:06:28.000 He's going down.

01:06:30.000 Hush, little baby.

01:06:33.000 Don't you cry.

01:06:39.000 That guy pushed me in the damn road.

01:06:42.000 Get over.

01:06:43.000 Get off.

01:06:47.000 Son of a bitch.

01:06:48.000 Get off.

01:06:49.000 Get over.

01:06:50.000 Get off.

01:06:51.000 No, he's not buying it.

01:06:52.000 Yeah.

01:06:52.000 Get off.

01:06:53.000 You're getting crushed by cars.

01:06:54.000 Fucking shit.

01:06:55.000 Get off.

01:06:57.000 That guy came.

01:06:57.000 Get off.

01:06:58.000 That white guy came and hit me.

01:07:01.000 Who tried to hit you?

01:07:02.000 Mr. Sleepy Man?

01:07:05.000 And Mr. Sandman?

01:07:08.000 You almost died.

01:07:10.000 He fucking threw a lullaby right in the back of my car.

01:07:12.000 That newsman was talking about the dangers of Halloween.

01:07:15.000 Halloween hasn't dangerous.

01:07:17.000 There's no razor blades in apples.

01:07:18.000 It was so boring.

01:07:20.000 Damn near tucked me in.

01:07:21.000 Kissed me on the forehead.

01:07:23.000 I was like, who the hell?

01:07:24.000 Damn it.

01:07:25.000 And you'd care about Halloween.

01:07:27.000 I haven't even seen Halloween in about 60 years.

01:07:32.000 Pull over.

01:07:33.000 He told you to pull over.

01:07:34.000 He's driving now.

01:07:35.000 Fatty's taking the wheel.

01:07:37.000 Fatty and Sleepy.

01:07:39.000 Two of the Seven Dwarves.

01:07:41.000 Is it over?

01:07:42.000 Yeah.

01:07:43.000 But yeah, he was not buying it at all because probably before he was like, are you sure?

01:07:47.000 Get fired.

01:07:47.000 Get in trouble.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 09, 2019

S02E70 - UNPOPULAR OPINIONS

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