Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 14, 2019


S02E71 - INTRODUCING LARRY


Episode Stats

Length

30 minutes

Words per Minute

127.882484

Word Count

3,845

Sentence Count

472

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

On today's episode of Get Off My Lawn, Gavin talks about Columbus Day and the Battle of White Plains. He also talks about his mother and what he would do with $100,000 if he won the lottery.


Transcript

00:00:11.000 Knights in White Saturn.
00:00:13.000 Oh, live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.
00:00:21.000 Letters are written.
00:00:24.000 All right.
00:00:25.000 Never meaning to send.
00:00:30.000 Beauty at all.
00:00:32.000 All right, ready?
00:00:34.000 All right, ready?
00:00:37.000 Hi, I'm Gary filling in for Kevin McGinnis.
00:00:44.000 Welcome to an extra special Columbus Day episode and month of October special.
00:00:54.000 Columbus was very famous for the three ships Anina Pinta Santa Maria coming over to discover America, which was a great thing.
00:01:06.000 And he was well known all these years for that and celebrated on October 13th of every year.
00:01:18.000 Also, I would like to talk about October 28th, 1776.
00:01:26.000 That was the Battle of White Plains.
00:01:29.000 They had three battles in White Plains.
00:01:33.000 They had Miller Hill, Battle Hill, and Merritt Hill.
00:01:39.000 Now, Merritt Hill is in East White Plains, West Terrace, the Civil Lake area of White Plains.
00:01:50.000 And I used to go in the 1960s to see the reenactment of the Battle of the White Plains, which was very good.
00:01:59.000 And my cousin Janet used to take a lot of color pictures of the red coats and the blue coats.
00:02:07.000 And it was very interesting.
00:02:10.000 But after a while, they didn't do it anymore.
00:02:13.000 They probably did it up until the 70s, and then they stopped it for some reason.
00:02:19.000 And now it's grown out, the shrubbery's up and everything on Merritt Hill.
00:02:26.000 But you could see it.
00:02:29.000 It's fenced off.
00:02:31.000 But from the road on Lake Street, you could see it, Merritt Hill.
00:02:37.000 It's going up towards the West County Airport.
00:02:42.000 It's going on the left side, you'll see it going up on Lake Street, just a little past the center of West Taras and Silver Lake.
00:02:57.000 And also, I'd like to talk about my mother.
00:03:00.000 My mother's name is Rose Annie.
00:03:05.000 And my name, of course, Carrie Annie after my mother, after my father.
00:03:10.000 But my mother lives in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina.
00:03:16.000 About a year ago, she broke her hip.
00:03:19.000 She's 89 years old now.
00:03:21.000 She was 88 then when she broke her hip.
00:03:25.000 And when she broke her hip, they replaced the hip and then they had to remove it because of infection.
00:03:34.000 They had to remove the hip.
00:03:36.000 And unfortunately and very sadly, she is unable to walk now for almost a year.
00:03:47.000 She has a woman that's younger, my age, a little older than me, one year older than me.
00:03:55.000 Her name is Beverly.
00:03:57.000 She takes care of all of mom's personal business.
00:04:02.000 And she recently sold mom's car because mom might never be able to walk again at 89 and she's moving on in age.
00:04:12.000 She might not ever be able to walk again.
00:04:14.000 And of course, she won't be able to drive.
00:04:17.000 But the house, the townhouse that mom has in Myrtle Beach is still there and might not be sold for a while or might not even be sold.
00:04:30.000 I really don't know.
00:04:32.000 But it was me and my sister, Louise.
00:04:36.000 Louise passed away five years ago of cancer.
00:04:42.000 And I am the sole inheritor if anything happens to mom.
00:04:49.000 And I get everything.
00:04:51.000 And recently, my uncle passed away.
00:04:54.000 My uncle Rudy, my father's brother, he was two years older than my father.
00:05:01.000 As of September 15th this year, he would have been 93, but he never made it.
00:05:06.000 About three and a half months ago, he passed away four months ago.
00:05:11.000 And mom tells me she thinks I'm in his will.
00:05:15.000 So I have to go up to see a woman, Barbara Borowski, who took care of Uncle Rudy's or Uncle Rudy's personal business and see if I'm in the will.
00:05:31.000 And I'll do that as soon as I can.
00:05:34.000 Now, she inherited the house from her father, so I think I know where she lives, and I have to go up there.
00:05:40.000 That also was in Silver Lake West Harris.
00:05:45.000 How long have I been talking about that?
00:05:46.000 Well, can I ask?
00:05:47.000 What would you do with that?
00:05:48.000 Let's say you got...
00:05:51.000 $100,000.
00:05:52.000 What would you do with $100,000?
00:05:54.000 I would go into Myrtle Beach and buy a condominium.
00:05:58.000 Okay, nice.
00:05:59.000 Yeah.
00:06:00.000 Like some oceanside property?
00:06:03.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:06:05.000 Oh, no.
00:06:07.000 No.
00:06:07.000 It's nice down there, right?
00:06:08.000 I mean, it's beautiful down there.
00:06:10.000 You ever been there?
00:06:10.000 Myrtle Beach, of course.
00:06:13.000 Yeah, right.
00:06:14.000 All right, so how long are they talking about?
00:06:15.000 12 minutes?
00:06:17.000 That's been about seven minutes.
00:06:19.000 Seven minutes?
00:06:20.000 But this is good stuff.
00:06:20.000 Yep.
00:06:21.000 I mean, you know.
00:06:23.000 What about your upbringing?
00:06:23.000 Like, where did you go?
00:06:25.000 Yes, I was born in White Plains Hospital on September 25th, 1951.
00:06:35.000 And that's the year color TV came out.
00:06:38.000 Wow, nice.
00:06:39.000 But they had to take color TV off the market for three years because they couldn't get a good black and white signal.
00:06:47.000 They brought it back in 1954, and back then it was pretty much perfected.
00:06:53.000 I seen the first color TV in 1959.
00:06:56.000 My uncle had it.
00:06:58.000 He bought one, a Dumont or an RCA.
00:07:01.000 I think it was an RCA, though.
00:07:04.000 And I watched for the first time color, and I seen in color the price is right.
00:07:12.000 And I think it might have been Bob Barker back then, too, but I'm not really sure.
00:07:17.000 I can't remember long back then, you know, that far back.
00:07:21.000 It looks something like this, right?
00:07:22.000 What?
00:07:23.000 These TVs here, you see that?
00:07:23.000 Let's see.
00:07:25.000 I'd say.
00:07:26.000 Let's see.
00:07:30.000 No, it was around two.
00:07:32.000 This one right here.
00:07:33.000 It's around two.
00:07:34.000 Oh, there we go.
00:07:35.000 Take a round two.
00:07:36.000 Around two.
00:07:37.000 Oh, yeah, take a seat.
00:07:38.000 You know what?
00:07:38.000 I'll put the TV there so you can see this thing.
00:07:41.000 Right there.
00:07:41.000 Okay, great.
00:07:42.000 Yeah, but take a seat because the microphone over there, otherwise we can't hear you.
00:07:45.000 Okay.
00:07:46.000 So what else?
00:07:49.000 So you got that Color Tube TV.
00:07:51.000 Yeah.
00:07:52.000 In 1961.
00:07:54.000 And that year, 1961, when they had Color TV started, baseball that year was, believe it or not, in Color.
00:08:04.000 What's your team?
00:08:05.000 Oh, I don't know.
00:08:06.000 Oh, you're not a fan of baseball?
00:08:08.000 No.
00:08:09.000 I wasn't born.
00:08:11.000 How about now, though?
00:08:12.000 Color TV might have come out before I was born or after I was born or around when I was born.
00:08:19.000 Sure.
00:08:19.000 But I was born, like I said, in White Plains Hospital.
00:08:26.000 September 25th just recently passed.
00:08:30.000 I just turned 68 years old.
00:08:33.000 Oh, happy birthday.
00:08:34.000 That's right.
00:08:34.000 Yeah, 68.
00:08:36.000 Yeah.
00:08:37.000 15 minutes now?
00:08:39.000 It's about nine minutes now.
00:08:40.000 So I just want to ask you, though.
00:08:41.000 So after that, did you go to White Plains High School?
00:08:46.000 Yes, I did.
00:08:47.000 Gotcha.
00:08:48.000 So I went to Underhill Elementary School in Silver Lake.
00:08:56.000 Then I went to in Silver Lake to Samuel Preston Junior High School and to the ninth grade.
00:09:10.000 And fortunately and very luckily, I was on the honor roll all year in the eighth grade.
00:09:20.000 I was a BB plus student all year and I did very well.
00:09:26.000 Unfortunately, I got sick and came down with depression in the ninth grade and I didn't do well, just really passed.
00:09:38.000 And I didn't do well in the 10th grade, so I had to leave school because of the very severe depression that I came down with.
00:09:51.000 In fact, some years later, 1972, August 16th, 1972, I had to be hospitalized.
00:10:02.000 Well, I didn't have to be, but I was hospitalized because of depression and spent a year or four months in the hospital in White Plains, New York Hospital on Bloomingdale Road, White Plains.
00:10:18.000 I worked at that time, like I said, for the post office, which I retired, disability retirement from the post office I get now.
00:10:27.000 And I was in the post office from 1970 until my disability retirement, November 75, 1975.
00:10:39.000 And yeah, I did very well in the post office.
00:10:46.000 I was a letter sorter by hand.
00:10:49.000 They did at that time, back then, 1971, come out with LSMs, leather sorting machines, but I never really got to use them.
00:11:02.000 I was all by hand.
00:11:04.000 And it was all priority mail incoming Westchester County that I used to sort the mail to.
00:11:13.000 Yeah, I enjoyed that.
00:11:15.000 I enjoyed my work, but unfortunately, because of my severe depression and my hospitalization, I had to leave.
00:11:28.000 And the superintendent of mails suggested that I go on disability retirement, and that's what I did.
00:11:36.000 So I'm getting disability retirement money now for over 45 years.
00:11:41.000 Wow.
00:11:41.000 Do you think that working at the post office made you depressed, or was that something completely different?
00:11:48.000 Do you think there was a cause for it or was it kind of a medical?
00:11:51.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:11:52.000 Just one of those things that happened.
00:11:55.000 Yeah.
00:11:56.000 Gotcha.
00:11:57.000 And after the post office, some years later, I became a plumber's helper.
00:12:04.000 And I worked for Sal Galasso, his plumbing business, about 1984 to like 1988, 89.
00:12:21.000 And believe it or not, Sal Galaso lived in Silver Lake.
00:12:26.000 And believe it or not, this is something that's very interesting.
00:12:33.000 His uncle, his mother's brother was Lucky Luciano, the mobster.
00:12:38.000 Oh, I've heard of Lucky Luciano, yeah.
00:12:40.000 Yeah, that was her.
00:12:43.000 Sal Galasso's uncle was, and he said the Lucky Luciano is called Lucky because he never really got caught.
00:12:54.000 But suddenly in Rome Airport, I think he had a heart attack, eventually had a heart attack and passed away, died.
00:13:04.000 And I don't know how old he was, I don't remember, but I know there are books on him.
00:13:12.000 And I did have a book one time, and I gave it to Sal Galasso's sister, and she said, Eh, we really don't appreciate this.
00:13:24.000 But anyway, I guess because he was a mobster.
00:13:27.000 But she says, I know all about the book, she says.
00:13:31.000 She says, some of it's true, some of it, you know, isn't.
00:13:35.000 Yeah.
00:13:36.000 No.
00:13:37.000 A little boosted up to me.
00:13:41.000 And now it's my living on my mother's side is my Uncle Johnny and my mother.
00:13:48.000 They're the two left.
00:13:50.000 Uncle Johnny lives in Armonk on Faraway Road off of the main drag there.
00:14:00.000 You ever see the family members?
00:14:03.000 You ever see the family members?
00:14:04.000 When's the last time you got to see them?
00:14:05.000 Well, I haven't seen Uncle Johnny in some years.
00:14:10.000 But, well, he's, unfortunately, my Aunt Marianne, Uncle Johnny's wife, is suffering from Alzheimer's, and he has a rough time, you know, taking care of her.
00:14:24.000 But he's managing, and she, well, she'll never get really better.
00:14:29.000 But she's hanging in there, you know.
00:14:32.000 Yeah.
00:14:34.000 How do you feel nowadays, though?
00:14:35.000 Because you went through that depression thing, but nowadays you feel like a little better?
00:14:40.000 Oh, I take medication.
00:14:43.000 Okay, gotcha.
00:14:44.000 I take medication for depression.
00:14:46.000 Depression.
00:14:47.000 And it makes you feel better, and you're fine with that?
00:14:49.000 Yes.
00:14:50.000 What do you like to eat?
00:14:50.000 What are some of the things that you like to eat?
00:14:57.000 Yeah.
00:14:57.000 I like lasagna.
00:14:59.000 Lasagna is really good.
00:15:00.000 I like meatballs.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, they're good.
00:15:03.000 And my suggestion is go to Augie's for meatballs.
00:15:07.000 They give you six nice-sized meatballs for $9 in change, which isn't bad.
00:15:14.000 And you can get a wedge, a meatball wedge, during lunch.
00:15:21.000 But other than that, during the day, they just give it in a bowl of meatballs.
00:15:28.000 When you were a kid, what did you used to do for fun?
00:15:30.000 Did you have any friends that you would go play?
00:15:32.000 Well, we had the park.
00:15:33.000 Yeah.
00:15:34.000 Did you play sports?
00:15:36.000 No, no, no, no.
00:15:37.000 We had the park, and we used to go to the movies at the park on Wednesday nights.
00:15:47.000 What's your favorite movie?
00:15:49.000 Well, I really have no favorite movie.
00:15:53.000 I'm not a moviegoer, really.
00:15:54.000 Oh, I see.
00:15:55.000 Gotcha.
00:15:56.000 And then on Thursday nights, they used to have the dances.
00:16:00.000 They used to have the dances.
00:16:01.000 And sometimes they bring in a band, you know.
00:16:05.000 But back then, it was like violins and so on.
00:16:10.000 It was different music back then.
00:16:13.000 But anyway, that was very interesting.
00:16:18.000 And when you go into the movies on Wednesday nights, all you do is bring a you had to bring a blanket to sit on the bleacher.
00:16:29.000 On the ground.
00:16:29.000 Oh, on the ground, okay.
00:16:30.000 Yeah.
00:16:31.000 Because it's a park, yeah.
00:16:32.000 Yeah, and then bring a bag of potato chips, which we always brought.
00:16:38.000 And that's about it.
00:16:39.000 Maybe a drink, and that's about it.
00:16:42.000 And I have another uncle on my father's side.
00:16:52.000 Artie is named.
00:16:55.000 Artie.
00:16:56.000 Yeah, but I haven't seen him in many years.
00:16:59.000 And I heard he lives up in Carmel, New York, but I don't know.
00:17:03.000 And he has two daughters and a younger son.
00:17:10.000 He's named after my middle name, Stephen.
00:17:14.000 And Stephen is an attorney in North Carolina, and he's over 45 now.
00:17:24.000 I don't know exactly.
00:17:25.000 Well, he was born in December 72, so he's over 45 now.
00:17:31.000 And so you ever, you've been to Myrtle Beach, right?
00:17:35.000 Oh, many times to see my mother.
00:17:37.000 What are some other places?
00:17:38.000 Have you ever traveled around the country or have you ever left the country?
00:17:42.000 I've never been to Indiana.
00:17:43.000 I had an aunt that lived there.
00:17:45.000 Cool.
00:17:45.000 Indiana?
00:17:46.000 South Bend.
00:17:47.000 South Bend, Indiana?
00:17:49.000 Which is where Notre Dame College is.
00:17:52.000 Oh, that's right.
00:17:52.000 Yes.
00:17:53.000 Have you ever been to California?
00:17:55.000 No.
00:17:56.000 Have you ever been to Florida, yes.
00:17:58.000 Florida, yeah.
00:17:59.000 Yes.
00:17:59.000 Once.
00:18:00.000 How about anywhere else on the East Coast?
00:18:02.000 Have you ever been to Vegas?
00:18:04.000 No.
00:18:05.000 What other states have you been to?
00:18:07.000 Well, Atlantic City.
00:18:09.000 Atlantic City.
00:18:11.000 You ever gambled down there?
00:18:13.000 Yeah, but very little gambling.
00:18:14.000 I used to go to Atlantic City basically for the shows, the shows that they had there.
00:18:21.000 And I see many people in Atlantic City.
00:18:24.000 I seen Dion of Dion and the Belmonts.
00:18:29.000 I've seen Temptations.
00:18:33.000 I've seen Rich Little do impersonations.
00:18:36.000 Oh, yeah.
00:18:37.000 What's your favorite impersonation that he did?
00:18:38.000 I remember Rich Little.
00:18:40.000 Oh, he did a lot of them.
00:18:41.000 He did Richard Nixon.
00:18:43.000 He did John Carson.
00:18:46.000 Johnny Carson.
00:18:46.000 Richard Nixon.
00:18:48.000 Yeah.
00:18:49.000 I'm Not a Crook.
00:18:50.000 Yeah, right.
00:18:52.000 And he did Jack Nicholson, too, remember?
00:18:54.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:18:55.000 Yeah, he put the hair back like this.
00:18:57.000 What are you looking at?
00:18:58.000 Jonathan Belmont?
00:18:59.000 Yep.
00:19:00.000 You did?
00:19:00.000 You did look at it?
00:19:02.000 Let's see.
00:19:02.000 Let's see.
00:19:03.000 Yeah.
00:19:05.000 All right, yeah.
00:19:06.000 There's Dion on the right.
00:19:10.000 Second from right.
00:19:11.000 Second from the right.
00:19:13.000 I think that's him.
00:19:15.000 I think.
00:19:17.000 This is like the Jonas brothers in the 1950s, right?
00:19:20.000 Yes.
00:19:21.000 Yes.
00:19:23.000 Yeah, that's Dion right there.
00:19:25.000 Mexican man, eh?
00:19:27.000 Good with the man.
00:19:28.000 Pretty good stuff.
00:19:30.000 Yeah, pretty good.
00:19:31.000 what else do you want to know?
00:19:33.000 About 20 minutes, right?
00:19:35.000 Yeah, we're about at 20.
00:19:37.000 Actually, yeah.
00:19:38.000 20 minutes, 40 seconds.
00:19:40.000 So we got 10 more minutes.
00:19:41.000 Why don't we try to go into what are some good memories that you had from back in the day?
00:19:48.000 Well, I had to hang out with my cousin Kenny, which lived in my grandfather's house in the attic.
00:19:59.000 And I used to stay over, and we used to get along well.
00:20:03.000 And we have some arguments and fights.
00:20:06.000 And I bit his finger one time, and it blew up.
00:20:10.000 Oh, my God.
00:20:11.000 And my aunt said, you guys got to get along together now.
00:20:16.000 How old were you then?
00:20:17.000 Finger biting and stuff.
00:20:18.000 I'm going to be about 10, 11.
00:20:20.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:20:21.000 Who hasn't bit somebody's finger at 10?
00:20:25.000 Do you believe in ghosts?
00:20:27.000 No, but I believe in God.
00:20:28.000 I believe in God too, Gary.
00:20:30.000 And I'm Roman Catholic.
00:20:35.000 Do you ever pray to God?
00:20:37.000 Do you ever pray?
00:20:38.000 Oh, sure.
00:20:39.000 Nice.
00:20:43.000 For years, I've been seeing once in a while a priest up at Marino, New York, which is just north of Austin.
00:20:52.000 I've done that.
00:20:55.000 And I got to, in fact, that reminds me I got to call Father Moran very soon and tell him I'd like to see him on a Saturday because my friend works Monday through Friday.
00:21:08.000 And I have no car now.
00:21:10.000 That's one thing.
00:21:11.000 I don't have a car anymore.
00:21:13.000 My license was suspended.
00:21:16.000 It's a long mishap what happened, but I hope to get my license back not long from now.
00:21:24.000 Yeah.
00:21:25.000 What kind of car do you have?
00:21:27.000 I had a Honda Civic.
00:21:29.000 Those are reliable.
00:21:30.000 Those will last you a lifetime, right?
00:21:32.000 A 2001, a 2002 CIBIC.
00:21:36.000 Yeah, what else?
00:21:39.000 Those are good on gas?
00:21:40.000 Yes, really good.
00:21:42.000 The parts are cheap?
00:21:43.000 Yes.
00:21:44.000 Well, I don't know about that, but.
00:21:46.000 Well, yeah, I mean, you know.
00:21:47.000 Yeah.
00:21:48.000 But, all right, so you had that.
00:21:50.000 What other cars did you have in your past, though?
00:21:53.000 Do you ever have something real nice?
00:21:54.000 My first car my mother bought me just before I got my license.
00:21:58.000 She bought me the car.
00:22:00.000 It was the 1969 Pontiac Le Mans.
00:22:05.000 1969 Pontiac Le Mans.
00:22:08.000 Take a look at it.
00:22:10.000 Le Mans.
00:22:15.000 Wow, that's looking nice, man.
00:22:17.000 That's a nice car.
00:22:19.000 You like that?
00:22:20.000 It almost looks like a muscle car, almost like a GTO.
00:22:25.000 I don't like it.
00:22:27.000 No?
00:22:27.000 No.
00:22:28.000 I don't look like it.
00:22:30.000 It says right here, 1969 Ponty like the Mans.
00:22:35.000 Yeah.
00:22:35.000 That looks like a nice car.
00:22:36.000 It almost looks like a, you know, not too different from a GTO.
00:22:40.000 You can tell the back of it.
00:22:42.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:22:43.000 There it is, yeah.
00:22:44.000 Got that smooth kind of back.
00:22:45.000 What else?
00:22:46.000 What else do you want?
00:22:47.000 Oh, just, if you don't mind sitting back at the desk just so you can get your microphone.
00:22:51.000 What else?
00:22:52.000 So, um.
00:22:53.000 Remember the Fons?
00:22:56.000 Yeah.
00:22:57.000 Was that big back then?
00:22:58.000 By the way, in the Fons happy days, Potsy Weber, Anson Williams, was born on the same day I was.
00:23:09.000 Really?
00:23:10.000 September 25th.
00:23:13.000 It might be there on.
00:23:14.000 1951?
00:23:16.000 No.
00:23:16.000 Over 1950?
00:23:17.000 No.
00:23:18.000 He was born September 25th.
00:23:22.000 Oh, I don't know what year.
00:23:23.000 Gotcha.
00:23:24.000 Also on September 25th was Barbara Walters and Christopher Reeves, the Superman.
00:23:36.000 Yes.
00:23:36.000 The 25th of September.
00:23:38.000 The most famous man to ever grace a wheelchair.
00:23:43.000 Is that what they say?
00:23:44.000 I think so.
00:23:45.000 All right.
00:23:46.000 What else?
00:23:46.000 Well, you got Stephen Hawking.
00:23:47.000 Well, I got 25 minutes, all right?
00:23:49.000 Yeah.
00:23:51.000 Five minutes, and then I go.
00:23:52.000 Do you want to hear my Barbara Walters impression?
00:23:56.000 What about Barbara Walters?
00:23:58.000 This is my impression of Barbara Walters.
00:24:01.000 Hello, I'm Barbara Walters.
00:24:06.000 All right, what else?
00:24:07.000 What else?
00:24:08.000 I can do some other impressions.
00:24:09.000 Just kind of, I mean, because...
00:24:12.000 You got an impression, please?
00:24:14.000 Yes.
00:24:17.000 Dracula, Bell Lagozi.
00:24:19.000 Ah, yes, classic.
00:24:21.000 Four more hours to bite.
00:24:23.000 That's really good.
00:24:24.000 That didn't even sound like you.
00:24:25.000 That's awesome.
00:24:26.000 Sounds like him, right?
00:24:27.000 Yeah, that's cool.
00:24:29.000 Well, can I do an impression for you?
00:24:30.000 Name somebody that you know.
00:24:32.000 I don't know.
00:24:33.000 I don't know.
00:24:33.000 Let me see.
00:24:34.000 Johnny Carson.
00:24:36.000 Oh, wow.
00:24:36.000 That is some weird, wild stuff.
00:24:41.000 That's some weird, wild stuff there.
00:24:43.000 How about I'll do a Karnak.
00:24:45.000 You remember Karnak?
00:24:46.000 No.
00:24:46.000 Karnak?
00:24:47.000 Remember?
00:24:47.000 He would take the envelope and he'd have the big turban on.
00:24:50.000 He'd be like, oh, let me see here.
00:24:51.000 Well, how about Johnny Carson?
00:24:54.000 Oh, let me see.
00:24:56.000 Let me see.
00:24:57.000 What's the word?
00:25:00.000 Free speech.
00:25:01.000 Okay, oh.
00:25:02.000 Let's see.
00:25:03.000 Free speech here.
00:25:08.000 You remember.
00:25:09.000 Alright.
00:25:09.000 I'm not doing a good job.
00:25:10.000 But I'm going to show you Karnak.
00:25:12.000 It's Johnny Carson's Karnak.
00:25:14.000 You're going to remember this.
00:25:15.000 Let me see.
00:25:18.000 Yeah.
00:25:18.000 Yeah, I'm doing it.
00:25:20.000 I do remember.
00:25:25.000 That's Carson.
00:25:27.000 And that's Ed McMahon.
00:25:28.000 Ed McMahon, yep.
00:25:33.000 Oh, yeah.
00:25:34.000 Okay.
00:25:36.000 You got to use the bathroom?
00:25:37.000 Yeah, I have to.
00:25:38.000 Alright, hold on, one second.
00:25:41.000 Where is it?
00:25:42.000 We got a bathroom right over here.
00:25:44.000 Yeah.
00:25:44.000 I'm left.
00:25:50.000 I got it on four minutes, right?
00:25:52.000 Yep.
00:25:56.000 You're welcome.
00:25:57.000 We're taking a small bathroom break.
00:26:01.000 This is Karnash.
00:26:04.000 What are the three qualifications to be a Major League Baseball player?
00:26:07.000 the Major League Baseball player.
00:26:09.000 Thank you.
00:26:15.000 Blood sugar.
00:26:16.000 Blood sugar.
00:26:21.000 What should a vampire cut down on when he's on a diet?
00:26:24.000 LAUGHTER Habits.
00:26:33.000 All right.
00:26:34.000 What's that?
00:26:34.000 My habits.
00:26:36.000 Your habits?
00:26:36.000 Okay, we'll talk about the habits.
00:26:39.000 I really have not too many bad habits.
00:26:46.000 I quit drinking over 30 years ago.
00:26:49.000 I used to be a big beer drinker.
00:26:53.000 What was your poison of choice?
00:26:56.000 What was your favorite beer?
00:26:57.000 What was your drink?
00:26:58.000 Oh, Schaefer Budweiser.
00:27:01.000 Schaefer.
00:27:02.000 I don't even make that anymore.
00:27:03.000 Or Budweiser.
00:27:05.000 But back then, Schaefer.
00:27:07.000 But I do have one bad habit, which I can't kind of kick.
00:27:15.000 I smoke.
00:27:16.000 I smoke two to three packs of cigarettes a day.
00:27:19.000 Wow.
00:27:20.000 Over 50 years.
00:27:22.000 Holy camoly, that's a lot of cigarettes.
00:27:23.000 But I'm not...
00:27:27.000 Do you like cigars?
00:27:29.000 I smoke them occasionally.
00:27:31.000 I have very nice cigars.
00:27:33.000 Actually, I have two of mine.
00:27:36.000 I'm going to take that $20 and buy some cigarettes.
00:27:38.000 Can I give you a cigar for my personal collection?
00:27:41.000 You can.
00:27:42.000 I would like to give you an Arturo Fuente.
00:27:44.000 Yeah, you can give me one.
00:27:45.000 Have you heard of those?
00:27:46.000 Yes.
00:27:47.000 Okay.
00:27:47.000 We're done, right?
00:27:48.000 Well, just keep talking real quick.
00:27:50.000 Talk about the habit.
00:27:51.000 When did you first start smoking and first starting?
00:27:53.000 I started smoking when I was 15 years old.
00:27:58.000 Yeah, I started back then and never really kicked a habit.
00:28:06.000 Ah.
00:28:10.000 Yeah.
00:28:13.000 Alright, I gotta go.
00:28:16.000 I gotta take off.
00:28:20.000 Alright, well, I'd like to present you real quick.
00:28:22.000 Sit at the desk, and I'll come over to you.
00:28:24.000 So just wait, so you have the microphone here.
00:28:26.000 Yeah, all right.
00:28:28.000 So this is our turtle Fuente for my personal cigar.
00:28:31.000 Yes, very nice.
00:28:32.000 Very nice.
00:28:33.000 Yes, yes.
00:28:34.000 And do you need me to clip it for you?
00:28:36.000 No.
00:28:36.000 You got it?
00:28:37.000 I'll do that.
00:28:38.000 So why don't we sign off?
00:28:40.000 So if you could just look into that camera and just say a little something, you know, thank you for...
00:28:50.000 And we'll be seeing you again and talking again with you.
00:28:55.000 Oh, also.
00:28:56.000 Thank you.
00:28:56.000 He wraps up the show like this.
00:28:58.000 Wait, one more second?
00:28:59.000 If you could just sit at the seat and say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
00:29:06.000 What?
00:29:07.000 Here, I'm going to write it down for you.
00:29:09.000 This is how he ends every show.
00:29:12.000 So, get fired.
00:29:16.000 Get fired?
00:29:18.000 Yeah, why would you say that?
00:29:22.000 It's almost like a line from a movie at this point where it's like, it's just something that I said.
00:29:29.000 Hold on one second.
00:29:30.000 Don't get in trouble.
00:29:32.000 Be brave.
00:29:37.000 And never.
00:29:41.000 Alright, stop fighting.
00:29:45.000 I'm bringing it over to you right now.
00:29:47.000 Here we go.
00:29:49.000 Say this?
00:29:50.000 Yep.
00:29:51.000 Alright.
00:29:52.000 Alright, so take care.
00:29:54.000 Get fired.
00:29:55.000 Get in trouble.
00:29:57.000 Be brave.
00:29:58.000 And never stop fighting.
00:30:00.000 And now throw the paper at the camera.
00:30:01.000 And throw the paper at the camera.
00:30:02.000 Yeah, go ahead.