Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S02E75

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:21.000 To the edge of town, go across the track.

00:00:27.000 Where the vine duct looms like a bird of doom.

00:00:31.000 Rising shoes off and crack.

00:00:35.000 Where secrets line, the border fires, and the humming wisdom, you know you're never going back.

00:00:45.000 Prost the square, past the bridge, past the mills, past the stacks.

00:00:52.000 And on a gathering storm comes a tall handsome man In a dusty black coat with a red right hand *Slow* You alright geezers?

00:01:11.000 Welcome back to get off my bloody lawn.

00:01:16.000 And when I say get off my lawn, I'm speaking mostly to you fucking people who are mucking about.

00:01:24.000 Don't muck about.

00:01:26.000 I know what you're thinking, why do you have a watch?

00:01:28.000 Don't been invented yet?

00:01:31.000 Because I'm a time-traveling blinder, mate.

00:01:34.000 You may have noticed my razor blade that I carry around in my hat is modern type.

00:01:41.000 That will, it's kind of tricky to cut.

00:01:44.000 You gotta really, you gotta really get in there.

00:01:49.000 Might help if you remove the conditioning strip.

00:01:52.000 The conditioning strip is getting in the way.

00:01:54.000 Yes.

00:01:55.000 I gave up on peaky blinders for a long time because the guy's too hot.

00:02:01.000 What's so funny?

00:02:03.000 It's a weird reason to not watch a thing.

00:02:05.000 You think I'm gay?

00:02:06.000 You think I got too horny?

00:02:07.000 I didn't say that.

00:02:09.000 No, it's distracting.

00:02:11.000 If you look at mugshots from 1919 in England, they're all, first of all, all mug shots from back then.

00:02:20.000 Everyone is cross-eyed.

00:02:21.000 And I think it's from fighting.

00:02:23.000 I think they have their cataracts separated.

00:02:26.000 You should make this the thumbnail, by the way.

00:02:30.000 But yeah, I think they get in fights.

00:02:32.000 That's what people looked like back then.

00:02:34.000 Do you see a lot of hunks?

00:02:35.000 Look at that guy's nose.

00:02:38.000 It's been flattened 1,000 times.

00:02:41.000 It's gone.

00:02:44.000 Oh my god, that guy's been punched a lot.

00:02:46.000 That kind of looks like my dad.

00:02:48.000 His name is Artemis Lang.

00:02:50.000 See, that makes sense.

00:02:52.000 And then this is America, right?

00:02:57.000 Yeah.

00:02:58.000 I'm not sure.

00:02:59.000 Let me see.

00:03:00.000 Why would you do that?

00:03:01.000 I was talking about England.

00:03:06.000 Peaky Blinders takes place in England, Ryan.

00:03:09.000 It's not a Wild West show.

00:03:10.000 Yeah, that one was from...

00:03:14.000 And they got that Irish big lower lip.

00:03:16.000 I think it comes from inbreeding.

00:03:19.000 No offense, Ryan.

00:03:22.000 Not you, another friend I have.

00:03:25.000 So those make more sense to me.

00:03:27.000 Why are you clicking on a little kid?

00:03:30.000 That's an actor.

00:03:33.000 Okay, that guy's about as handsome as it gets.

00:03:36.000 And then you turn on peaky blinders, and the guy is melting your mouth, breathtakingly gorgeous, with mile-high cheekbones, perfect lips.

00:03:46.000 He looks like a hot chick.

00:03:49.000 Doesn't he?

00:03:52.000 Good features, man.

00:03:53.000 It's just distracting.

00:03:54.000 Look at him.

00:03:55.000 If he had long hair and lipstick on and was advertising Ajant provocateur, you'd buy it.

00:04:01.000 He could be in the Victoria's Secrets fucking runway show.

00:04:05.000 And you'd just be like, she has small tits.

00:04:10.000 I don't know.

00:04:11.000 But I'm disciplining myself because all the guys at the gym are into it.

00:04:14.000 And I thought, okay, I got to get past this.

00:04:17.000 And then I thought, well, he's kind of a freak.

00:04:19.000 You know, he's like the ladyboy of wherever they're from.

00:04:22.000 I don't even know where it's from.

00:04:22.000 Are they in Liverpool?

00:04:24.000 I think it's like Manchester or something.

00:04:26.000 They talk about taking over London.

00:04:30.000 So I guess they're north of London.

00:04:34.000 We went on a Peaky Blinders pub crawl over the weekend.

00:04:38.000 All English pubs.

00:04:39.000 I was disappointing.

00:04:41.000 I had an Irish goodbye, as is my want.

00:04:44.000 I love, I can't, like, I should love this show because it's about bookies with Irish backgrounds in Britain.

00:04:50.000 That was my dad, Johnny McGinnis, not Johnny McInnes.

00:04:53.000 He changed his name to sound more Scottish.

00:04:55.000 And Johnny McGinnis was a bookie back when you had to do it all in your head, Bet DSI.

00:05:02.000 And change the odds as you got more things.

00:05:05.000 And he was a communist.

00:05:07.000 He ran the communist labor union, head of the union at the paper merchant company, at the printer's press in Glasgow.

00:05:16.000 There we are.

00:05:19.000 That's pretty low res.

00:05:21.000 I look amazing.

00:05:22.000 The guy behind me with the beard, the white guy, okay, that's fine.

00:05:26.000 What's with the denim, boys?

00:05:28.000 Yeah.

00:05:28.000 I was a little disappointed in the denim.

00:05:31.000 Black guy, pretty good, Terrence, but he had, he reminded me of a state trooper.

00:05:36.000 In fact, as I got drunker, the more I would repeat the joke saying, I was in a rush.

00:05:40.000 My wife's very sick.

00:05:42.000 Please just give me this one chance.

00:05:44.000 And then keep going.

00:05:47.000 Fireman boxer in the middle there.

00:05:49.000 That's the guy with the jeans and the bag is the coach.

00:05:52.000 What's with people bringing bags too?

00:05:53.000 I go, what's in your fucking bag?

00:05:55.000 A jacket if it gets colder later.

00:05:57.000 What do you, you want to be all snug as a bug in a rug?

00:06:02.000 Tommy was the winner, though.

00:06:03.000 That's great.

00:06:04.000 His vest is a jacket and his pocket watch worked.

00:06:09.000 And then the Italian dude in the very background there with the ball, he was just wearing a giant's jacket.

00:06:14.000 I go, what are you doing?

00:06:16.000 I didn't play fucking dress up with you.

00:06:16.000 He's like, what?

00:06:19.000 Well, we're at a dress up party.

00:06:21.000 And then Max, the guy in the middle there, his hat said Kango on the back.

00:06:25.000 Oh, no.

00:06:26.000 I'm like, dude, can you not get a Sharpie out, please?

00:06:29.000 Look at my vest Working overtime.

00:06:31.000 My vest is working overtime.

00:06:36.000 Anyway, that was fun.

00:06:37.000 Beginning of the night, though, some kid on the train comes up to me.

00:06:39.000 He's like, he's about 20 and curly hair, probably Jewish.

00:06:45.000 And he goes, Hey, how's it going?

00:06:48.000 You guys going for the gangster thing?

00:06:50.000 20s gangster?

00:06:52.000 And all these guys are murderers that I'm with, right?

00:06:55.000 They're all from my boxing gym.

00:06:57.000 And the problem with murderers is they're very nice because they're not used to people fucking with them because people who fuck with them die.

00:07:04.000 So Ryan goes, Yeah, look up the show Peaky.

00:07:07.000 It was almost like, do you ever see a heavy metal parking lot where they're interviewing these kids and they're at a Jewish priest concert?

00:07:16.000 And he goes, we got tickets.

00:07:18.000 This Mexican kid, we got tickets.

00:07:20.000 And then they go, why?

00:07:21.000 Oh, our friend was killed in an accident and the mother got him tickets.

00:07:25.000 What is this little thing here?

00:07:26.000 I got to get rid of that.

00:07:28.000 That was sort of Ryan.

00:07:29.000 He's like, hey, look up Peaky Binders.

00:07:30.000 It's a show.

00:07:31.000 This guy could kill a room full of people, but his attitude is like an eight-year-old.

00:07:36.000 Look up Peaky Binders.

00:07:37.000 That's what we're dressed as.

00:07:40.000 Talking to a 20-year-old.

00:07:42.000 And the kid goes, oh, cool.

00:07:44.000 Click on heavy metal parking lot.

00:07:46.000 Maybe go heavy metal parking lot.

00:07:46.000 Okay.

00:07:47.000 We got tickets.

00:07:50.000 You don't know about this?

00:07:51.000 No.

00:07:52.000 You don't know anything.

00:07:53.000 Have you seen Animal House?

00:07:54.000 This looks before my time.

00:07:56.000 Well, duh.

00:07:57.000 But the Rolling Stones are before your time.

00:08:02.000 How can you not have heard of this?

00:08:03.000 Jesus Priest explode into the Capital Center this Saturday.

00:08:06.000 You will be.

00:08:08.000 Time for this long.

00:08:10.000 You will be.

00:08:12.000 The fits across the mouth.

00:08:14.000 Everybody's smoking.

00:08:15.000 I'm going to get alive for now.

00:08:17.000 Looks like you're dressed for a concert, right?

00:08:22.000 Get a shot at this.

00:08:24.000 That's back when gear got you wasted.

00:08:26.000 What's that?

00:08:26.000 I have a question.

00:08:28.000 Don't ever get it in a car.

00:08:31.000 Did your boyfriend do it to you?

00:08:33.000 Yeah, he did.

00:08:34.000 He's brutal.

00:08:36.000 How about your bandana?

00:08:37.000 What's this?

00:08:38.000 This is back when chicks were duped.

00:08:42.000 I don't know.

00:08:43.000 It doesn't mean anything, does it?

00:08:45.000 This is back when they were starting to figure out Rob Halford's gay and they're like, Glenn Tipton, you rock.

00:08:48.000 Rob Halford don't know about you.

00:08:51.000 What would you do if you met Rob Halford?

00:08:53.000 I'd jump his bounce.

00:08:54.000 Oh, this guy, Madonna's a dick.

00:08:55.000 Go back to the beginning of this guy.

00:08:58.000 What's your philosophy on the road?

00:08:59.000 No, it's me.

00:09:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:01.000 It sucks shit.

00:09:03.000 Heavy metal rules.

00:09:05.000 Heavy metal rules.

00:09:06.000 Oh, that punk shit sucks.

00:09:07.000 Punk shit sucks.

00:09:09.000 It belongs on fucking Mars, man.

00:09:12.000 What the hell is punk shit?

00:09:14.000 And Madonna.

00:09:15.000 Madonna can go to hell as far as I'm concerned.

00:09:18.000 She's a dick.

00:09:20.000 Seriously, she's heavy metal.

00:09:22.000 Heavy metal definitely.

00:09:24.000 That was on my bucket list.

00:09:26.000 To get word to Madonna about this guy and ask her what she thinks that he said she's a dick.

00:09:31.000 That's great.

00:09:32.000 That and to go up to Brad Pitt and go, so you're Brad Pitt.

00:09:35.000 That don't impress me much.

00:09:37.000 Walk away.

00:09:40.000 Anyway, there's a kid on that who goes, we got tickets.

00:09:42.000 And it reminded me of Ryan talking about the little kid.

00:09:44.000 Anyway, so he goes, hey, man, can we?

00:09:46.000 He's being really cool.

00:09:47.000 Maybe he's on opioids or something.

00:09:49.000 But he goes, he was a rich kid.

00:09:51.000 And he goes, hey, man, can we get a picture?

00:09:54.000 Okay, cool guy.

00:09:55.000 So he's like, yeah.

00:09:56.000 And then he goes, maybe we'll be like this.

00:09:59.000 So he's fucking with me.

00:10:01.000 My spidey senses are tingling at this point.

00:10:03.000 So I'm going to sit with him and be like this and be like, yeah, we say fuck you to society.

00:10:08.000 So he's like this in the picture and he can't see me, but I'm like this making a hole.

00:10:12.000 So it's like that.

00:10:14.000 And then I'm just out of his range going, like I'm licking him.

00:10:19.000 And then he was getting off at Harlem, God knows why.

00:10:22.000 And he said, so you hate Jews?

00:10:26.000 Oh, before that, he said, I've seen you on YouTube.

00:10:28.000 And I go, what?

00:10:28.000 Absolutely.

00:10:29.000 No.

00:10:30.000 And he goes, yeah, I've seen the video.

00:10:32.000 And I go, no, you didn't.

00:10:34.000 You're talking about something you have not seen.

00:10:36.000 You're talking about a joke.

00:10:38.000 And he goes, yeah, right.

00:10:40.000 And I go, you got a lot of hubris right as the door is opening, don't you?

00:10:44.000 And I go, by the way, whoever told you that that was what it is is wrecking jokes.

00:10:48.000 So your side is ruining jokes for you, you fucking loser.

00:10:52.000 And all the boxing guys, they're not used to this.

00:10:54.000 They're not used to people fucking with them.

00:10:56.000 So they're like, what the hell's going on?

00:10:58.000 And then he goes, have a good day.

00:11:02.000 And then as he's stepping, as the door's closing, I hear him mumble.

00:11:06.000 Without looking at me, he goes, fuck you.

00:11:09.000 And then he turns around.

00:11:10.000 He goes, no, seriously, have a good day.

00:11:12.000 What?

00:11:13.000 You?

00:11:14.000 What a waste.

00:11:17.000 What a waste of time.

00:11:19.000 But I thought I was going to last to all 14 bars.

00:11:22.000 That's only 14 beers.

00:11:23.000 On Keith's boat, I can have 14 beers.

00:11:25.000 We're doing a pint per bar.

00:11:27.000 And there's a lot of walking in between bars.

00:11:29.000 There's only English pubs in New York City.

00:11:31.000 Not Scottish, not Irish.

00:11:33.000 Only English.

00:11:34.000 With Scotch eggs and all kinds of stuff.

00:11:38.000 And English food, which is all disgusting, of course, except when you're drinking.

00:11:44.000 But I only made it from like three to nine.

00:11:47.000 That's six hours.

00:11:49.000 And then I Irish goodbye.

00:11:50.000 Everyone knows how to Irish goodbye, right?

00:11:52.000 You're sitting at the bar, you sort of give yourself some space.

00:11:57.000 Usually you should do this when you feel like you're going to fall asleep on the floor, which is where I was at.

00:12:01.000 And then you start walking in there and you go, hello?

00:12:04.000 What?

00:12:04.000 Wait, when?

00:12:07.000 This looks like an emergency now.

00:12:08.000 My wife is calling.

00:12:09.000 Someone's on fire.

00:12:10.000 So now it explains how you're outside for like 40 minutes because you're dealing with this crisis.

00:12:16.000 Then you get out there, call an Uber, still stay on the phone, pretending to be on the phone, and then hop in the Uber and fucking get some Z's.

00:12:27.000 So that's what we did.

00:12:28.000 I'm getting kind of warm here in this jacket.

00:12:30.000 Do you mind, Ryan?

00:12:31.000 No, no, I do not.

00:12:32.000 Put a little music.

00:12:37.000 That's Nick Cave.

00:12:40.000 He's got a new album out.

00:12:42.000 Ghost Teen.

00:12:44.000 Now, I'm a dad.

00:12:46.000 So whenever I see Nick Cave, I can't help but think, your son died.

00:12:50.000 Your son did LSD.

00:12:52.000 He jumped off a cliff thinking he could fly or some shit.

00:12:56.000 And it's just the elephant in the room.

00:12:58.000 If he's playing a show or something, I'm Like that guy's son died.

00:13:01.000 This song's about his dead son.

00:13:03.000 He's doing this as therapy because his son's dead.

00:13:06.000 I just can't get it out of my head because I couldn't imagine being in that scenario.

00:13:11.000 And even this album, Ghost Teen, is that your son?

00:13:15.000 Is he the ghost teenager?

00:13:17.000 I'm sorry, I'm obsessed.

00:13:18.000 Is it ruined Nick Cave for me?

00:13:22.000 No.

00:13:23.000 It's added a layer.

00:13:30.000 My wife always puts on Nikkei when she's drunk really loud.

00:13:33.000 And then I become...

00:13:38.000 I'm like, all right, that's far too loud.

00:13:41.000 Dad husband.

00:13:42.000 Far too loud.

00:13:43.000 No, no, we're not doing that.

00:13:45.000 Young lady, get back in bed.

00:13:48.000 No, we're not listening to your iPhone in bed.

00:13:53.000 And then she'll blare and put it under a pillow to add bass.

00:13:58.000 What's he saying?

00:14:00.000 Sitting at the kitchen table, listening to the radio.

00:14:03.000 Listening to hear about dead kids.

00:14:05.000 Like my son who died.

00:14:08.000 Listening about LSD.

00:14:10.000 You think you'd be an anti-LSD crusader after that?

00:14:13.000 He loves his son.

00:14:14.000 It's a song to his son.

00:14:15.000 Who died?

00:14:16.000 Who died?

00:14:17.000 It's LSD's son.

00:14:18.000 Right.

00:14:19.000 He still loves his son.

00:14:20.000 He can't forget his son who died.

00:14:22.000 Even though he died.

00:14:23.000 And I love you, dead son.

00:14:25.000 Son died.

00:14:26.000 His son died.

00:14:27.000 He loves it because he's alive to love.

00:14:29.000 When my daughter was much younger, it'd be bedtime.

00:14:32.000 And it would be summer, like end of July.

00:14:34.000 And her bedtime was, you know, 7.38 when she was five.

00:14:39.000 And the sun would be blaring in bed.

00:14:42.000 That's confusing.

00:14:44.000 And she'd always like, no, I'm not going to bed.

00:14:47.000 The sun's back, dad.

00:14:48.000 The sun's back.

00:14:49.000 It's funny.

00:14:50.000 You lock into those things and then you keep saying them when they're old.

00:14:53.000 And you go, I suppose you're mad that the sun's back and it's time to head home.

00:14:58.000 So I don't know what you're talking about.

00:14:59.000 I'm quoting you, dummy.

00:15:03.000 But I wanted to play The Final Countdown by Europe because I was at the gym today doing a class, which is very intense.

00:15:12.000 The trainer there does this thing where he just wears you out for 40 minutes, 35 minutes, and that's as good as the usual workout, which is an hour and 20 minutes.

00:15:21.000 I'm fine with that.

00:15:22.000 Let's condense it.

00:15:23.000 But he just puts a rock on a playlist.

00:15:25.000 He's Puerto Rican, right?

00:15:26.000 They're just like, I guess we won't listen to, what's that shit you guys listen to?

00:15:31.000 I don't listen to trap, but are you talking about trap?

00:15:33.000 No.

00:15:34.000 It's like Puerto Rican disco.

00:15:36.000 Oh, reggaetone?

00:15:37.000 Reggaetone.

00:15:38.000 I don't want to put on reggaetone.

00:15:39.000 These white people don't.

00:15:41.000 He's wearing a jacket, by the way, in the gym.

00:15:43.000 And I go, what are you doing?

00:15:44.000 And he goes, yeah, that's true, right?

00:15:46.000 White people don't get cold.

00:15:48.000 It's like 68 degrees in the gym.

00:15:52.000 Anyway, he puts on rock because he knows white people like rock and the class is 90% white.

00:16:00.000 And it was the final countdown.

00:16:03.000 Put on the final countdown by Europe.

00:16:06.000 I couldn't stop laughing.

00:16:07.000 Because when you're working out and doing planks and push-ups, you are in a montage of a guy getting in shape.

00:16:14.000 What's this big intro about the...

00:16:24.000 Why are Europeans so corny?

00:16:26.000 Is it because we have blacks?

00:16:27.000 Do blacks make us cool?

00:16:29.000 Is Europe what white people would be like if they never had black people in their lives?

00:16:35.000 I have a feeling it's to do with the mixes of all the races because you could judge things more since it's not like built into you.

00:16:42.000 These are nothing.

00:16:43.000 Well, I guess there's a lot of Hispanics.

00:16:46.000 Well.

00:16:48.000 But Jews, Asians, Lebanese, Arabs, they're all under 3-4%.

00:16:54.000 Wait, this isn't as funny as it was at the gym.

00:16:57.000 Turn it up, maybe.

00:17:00.000 Yeah, there.

00:17:03.000 And you're doing the leg things on the ladder?

00:17:08.000 Yeah, that is pretty funny.

00:17:09.000 You see the calendar going off in the background as you get more and more in shape.

00:17:14.000 The coach shaking his head, then he's like nodding his head.

00:17:16.000 And your opponent's being super lazy on a cigarette, laughing, drinking a beer.

00:17:16.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:17:21.000 He's like, he's the tortoise in the hare.

00:17:23.000 He's going to win because he's trying hard.

00:17:25.000 slow motion, sweat down the brow.

00:17:27.000 On a serious note, This boxer who died?

00:17:35.000 No.

00:17:36.000 Dude, heaviest shit ever.

00:17:39.000 Black guy, but not poor.

00:17:42.000 Not your typical from the streets boxer.

00:17:45.000 Middle-class kid, parents who loved him, well-educated, had a master's in nutrition.

00:17:50.000 He came by our gym all the time.

00:17:52.000 He's from Long Island.

00:17:54.000 And the guy across the street from him was a coach.

00:17:59.000 So he's like, yo, this is cool.

00:18:01.000 What's this?

00:18:02.000 Boxing?

00:18:02.000 You do?

00:18:03.000 I want to try that.

00:18:04.000 So he takes boxing the way my kids would, like out of curiosity.

00:18:08.000 Half the real boxers are guys who go, wait a minute, I can get in a fight with big pads on my hands that don't hurt.

00:18:15.000 And when it gets too far, people stop it.

00:18:17.000 There's a bell.

00:18:18.000 This is paradise.

00:18:19.000 This is like a sleepover.

00:18:21.000 The rest of us are just going, ow, ow.

00:18:25.000 But he died.

00:18:28.000 Wasn't I talking about how they should call a fight if the guy's getting worse and worse and worse?

00:18:32.000 He's not going to get better.

00:18:33.000 It's not like baseball, the Rocky fantasy where they think, oh, Rocky's going to get up off the mat after losing nine rounds and then win.

00:18:43.000 That's a dangerous myth because this poor bastard got pounded.

00:18:49.000 And so one of the guys at my gym was saying, look, if he's been knocked down twice, not bad, but had to take a knee, and it keeps going like this and like this, just call the fight.

00:19:00.000 It's not going to come back up yelling, Adrian, Adrian.

00:19:05.000 And another thing, I don't know anything about boxing, but another smart guy was saying, look at the previous fight.

00:19:12.000 Because sometimes you didn't give the cerebral cortex or whatever enough time to heal.

00:19:16.000 So maybe it's the previous fight that killed him.

00:19:19.000 But spoiler alert, no, spoiler alert.

00:19:22.000 Warning, NSFW, horrific content.

00:19:25.000 We're about to watch a snuff film.

00:19:27.000 We're about to watch a man die.

00:19:29.000 So You may want to turn away.

00:19:32.000 That's Patrick Day with the fancy hair.

00:19:35.000 And you could say, oh, he's out of gas.

00:19:37.000 I'll show you his box rec in a sec.

00:19:39.000 He's a very accomplished boxer.

00:19:44.000 Damn.

00:19:46.000 Bang.

00:19:47.000 That wasn't it, though.

00:19:49.000 Was it?

00:19:49.000 No, no, no.

00:19:50.000 No, those are the previous ones, right?

00:19:54.000 Look how good he is.

00:19:56.000 So you can't get him.

00:19:57.000 He's too good.

00:19:59.000 He's moving around.

00:20:01.000 Who's the guy who got him?

00:20:02.000 Conwell?

00:20:03.000 Conwell.

00:20:04.000 Yep.

00:20:05.000 What round is this?

00:20:05.000 Round 10.

00:20:09.000 Ow!

00:20:11.000 He's already going there.

00:20:14.000 So that left hook was actually here.

00:20:18.000 Go back and show it again.

00:20:24.000 Apparently he hit the mat wrong.

00:20:26.000 How can he hit the mat wrong?

00:20:27.000 I don't know.

00:20:28.000 It's just the way his head met the thing.

00:20:31.000 Yeah, that was ouch.

00:20:32.000 See, he's already fading there.

00:20:34.000 Oh, he did do a bong, bong, bong.

00:20:36.000 Yeah.

00:20:38.000 It's just, you know, it was like maximum velocity whipping.

00:20:41.000 It was like a whip into the ground.

00:20:43.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:20:44.000 He was in a coma for four days.

00:20:45.000 This happened a week ago.

00:20:47.000 Then he's in a coma for four days, and he died, I think, Wednesday night.

00:20:52.000 Forgot to talk about it.

00:20:54.000 His funeral is this Friday in Long Island, Freeport, New York.

00:20:59.000 I think it's open to everyone.

00:21:02.000 What a nightmare.

00:21:04.000 But then I saw Sheriff Clark on Parlor because I'm on ghetto social media.

00:21:10.000 I'm going to slowly be stripping throughout the show.

00:21:13.000 So get ready for some Sirius Nips.

00:21:15.000 Oh, Siri Nips are playing at Mercury Lounge, by the way, if you want to check them out.

00:21:19.000 They just canceled it, too, because they're bassist, yeah.

00:21:23.000 I think he's sick or something like that.

00:21:24.000 He does background vocals, and I think he got laryngitis.

00:21:27.000 Oh, well, they could just forgo without the background vocals.

00:21:30.000 That's what I said.

00:21:31.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:21:32.000 Actually, that's who was opening for them.

00:21:33.000 Forgone vocals.

00:21:37.000 So that sucks.

00:21:39.000 What were you saying about Sheriff?

00:21:41.000 Oh, he was all about how this is boxing is dangerous and, you know, we have to end it and all that shit.

00:21:48.000 I mean, people die.

00:21:50.000 How many boxes die a year?

00:21:53.000 Look that up.

00:21:54.000 It's not a lot.

00:21:56.000 But what about my kids?

00:21:58.000 Like, I want my son to, my son, my youngest son loves it.

00:22:01.000 He's only six.

00:22:02.000 What about when he's 12?

00:22:04.000 That's really the peak.

00:22:05.000 You watch 12-year-old spar, it's as fun as watching a match that you paid $100 for.

00:22:10.000 They are like bumblebees.

00:22:13.000 They can't hit each other.

00:22:15.000 It's like everything slows down for them.

00:22:16.000 It's like the Matrix.

00:22:19.000 So I want my son to enjoy that.

00:22:20.000 But then he starts getting 18, 19, and you go, okay, it's a lot of blows to the head.

00:22:25.000 Maybe let's pack it in now.

00:22:29.000 From 1995, since boxing started in 1884, the Queensbury rules, 500 have died in total.

00:22:37.000 In the ring or as a result of boxing.

00:22:40.000 How far back?

00:22:41.000 You gave me two starting dates.

00:22:42.000 Oh, so from 1884 to 1995.

00:22:45.000 That was a list of deaths.

00:22:48.000 1894?

00:22:49.000 Mm-hmm.

00:22:49.000 But then this...

00:22:53.000 1995 minus 1894 equals 100 years, right?

00:22:58.000 Yeah.

00:22:58.000 And 500 have died.

00:23:00.000 500, that's five a year.

00:23:03.000 Then I would say that the average is 13 deaths a year.

00:23:08.000 Well, that's very different.

00:23:09.000 Between when it started in 2001.

00:23:11.000 So don't go on this show for news, folks.

00:23:14.000 You will get burned.

00:23:16.000 So the updated one is 13 a year.

00:23:19.000 What else is in the news?

00:23:22.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:22.000 Look at his box wreck before we abandon Patrick Day forever.

00:23:26.000 What about you, Ryan?

00:23:27.000 If you had a kid, would you let him box?

00:23:29.000 Yeah.

00:23:31.000 Unless it, you know, that's what he loved to do.

00:23:33.000 That's what he loved to spend his life doing.

00:23:35.000 Look at that.

00:23:36.000 17 wins, six of them KOs.

00:23:39.000 He's been knocked out twice, four losses.

00:23:42.000 This was not a rookie.

00:23:43.000 You know what's weird, though?

00:23:44.000 You look at Box Rec, which, by the way, has every fight ever in the world.

00:23:49.000 Like back to John Sullivan, you're a bum.

00:23:52.000 Even before that, you're a bum is like the 20s.

00:23:54.000 It has the 1800s.

00:23:56.000 But if you look at Box Rec and you look at his stats, no mention that he boxed to death.

00:24:01.000 It's just like scroll down.

00:24:03.000 There's the fight with Conwell.

00:24:05.000 There's no special little thing on that.

00:24:07.000 He lost.

00:24:08.000 It was a KO.

00:24:09.000 Three stars.

00:24:11.000 Wow.

00:24:12.000 Last six.

00:24:13.000 There's the arena it was in.

00:24:16.000 No mention that the poor bastard died.

00:24:20.000 Only the good die young.

00:24:23.000 Only the good die young.

00:24:26.000 What else should we talk about?

00:24:29.000 I sent you some pics I want to go over.

00:24:32.000 I thought that would be fun.

00:24:33.000 Oh, this is interesting.

00:24:34.000 So I went to buy this hat.

00:24:36.000 This hat is a Stetson hat.

00:24:38.000 It cost me $105.

00:24:40.000 Now, why would a cheap person spend this much money on a hat that you find all over Times Square?

00:24:45.000 These are hanging by the thousands.

00:24:47.000 I'm probably only ever going to wear it for this show and the Peaky Blinders thing.

00:24:51.000 I'm never going to wear it again.

00:24:52.000 It looks ridiculous.

00:24:54.000 So why did I buy a hat so quickly with no questions asked?

00:24:59.000 Why was I so verklimp?

00:25:01.000 Why was I so frantic at the hat store?

00:25:04.000 Well, it was Stetson by Chick-fil-A there on 31st and 5th, I think.

00:25:12.000 And this African-American person of color without a home was outside yelling at two Indian gentlemen about Trump or something, screaming at them.

00:25:20.000 caught the tail of it.

00:25:24.000 My cotsucker.

00:25:30.000 By cotsucker.

00:25:33.000 He was really hard on that.

00:25:36.000 So that's all I have of that.

00:25:38.000 And I came up with a great, if I want to record things, I pretend I'm doing FaceTime.

00:25:43.000 Yep.

00:25:44.000 So I'm recording him, but I'm like this, hey, what's going on?

00:25:47.000 No, we're going to be over there.

00:25:48.000 That's kind of sophisticated for 1% of the population.

00:25:51.000 99% go, oh, he's on FaceTime.

00:25:53.000 Lunatics, deranged homeless lunatics, just see a phone and they think that I'm recording Him, which I was.

00:26:00.000 So they're actually so dumb, they're smart again.

00:26:03.000 Anyway, he goes like this: ew no, yes, dude.

00:26:10.000 No, about two feet from my face.

00:26:14.000 Oh, no, his face explodes with spit.

00:26:19.000 I have my glasses on, praise Jesus.

00:26:21.000 So there's boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, speckles.

00:26:24.000 I feel it all over my head, my face.

00:26:27.000 I feel it in my beard.

00:26:29.000 And every time I tell this story too, people go, you kick the shit out of him?

00:26:32.000 No, dude.

00:26:33.000 It's like being maced.

00:26:35.000 Right.

00:26:35.000 Or tased.

00:26:36.000 You just go, oh.

00:26:38.000 And I had my jacket on.

00:26:40.000 I was trying to dry my face with my jacket.

00:26:42.000 I'm sort of disoriented.

00:26:44.000 I get my glasses.

00:26:46.000 I don't want to spread it around.

00:26:47.000 So I'm like dabbing my face with the inside of my jacket.

00:26:50.000 And the Stetson star was right there.

00:26:52.000 And I don't know if he's going to follow me in there and keep spitting in my face.

00:26:57.000 And I get in there and I push through the crowd and I see that hat.

00:27:00.000 I give me that hat.

00:27:01.000 Okay.

00:27:01.000 I don't care if it's $105 or whatever it is.

00:27:06.000 Only after did I realize how much money I'd wasted on a fucking stupid hat.

00:27:10.000 I wonder if they employ that man, the hat store.

00:27:15.000 Yeah, he's got a Spitrounder.

00:27:17.000 Oh, shit, give me a derby.

00:27:19.000 Business was slow, Dad, but we got a Spit Rounder, and you're right.

00:27:22.000 It's worth the money.

00:27:23.000 We paid him 20 bucks, and we sold 32 hats.

00:27:27.000 He comes in and he's like, excuse me.

00:27:29.000 By the way, this is how I, you know how I'm always touching my hair and you hate it?

00:27:32.000 Yeah?

00:27:33.000 Like this, you film somebody like this.

00:27:34.000 Oh, that's a good idea.

00:27:36.000 You're not, oh, you're showing them.

00:27:37.000 You just think that you're.

00:27:38.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

00:27:39.000 So you film it and you're like.

00:27:42.000 But for me, the hair especially, because like.

00:27:44.000 But I can't afford to must this.

00:27:46.000 I know.

00:27:46.000 That's why it comes naturally for me, and it's not going to make a difference whenever I touch it.

00:27:50.000 Maybe I could be like...

00:27:53.000 Yeah, like your teeth.

00:27:55.000 Yeah.

00:27:55.000 What is that in my tooth?

00:27:56.000 Yeah.

00:27:57.000 You could really get the phone up high, too.

00:27:59.000 Yeah.

00:27:59.000 What is that?

00:28:00.000 Right there.

00:28:01.000 Yeah.

00:28:03.000 Or if you do a peace sign in front of it, perhaps?

00:28:05.000 Like this, like...

00:28:08.000 That's good.

00:28:09.000 Let me practice that.

00:28:11.000 Yeah, you could be gay.

00:28:12.000 Why not be gay?

00:28:13.000 It's not like they're going to go, that guy's a fag.

00:28:16.000 I thought he was married.

00:28:21.000 People who only listen to the audio of this.

00:28:25.000 Be sexy, too.

00:28:26.000 Like, look, I'm pointing it right at you.

00:28:36.000 That's great.

00:28:37.000 I think we helped people.

00:28:38.000 I think we did, too.

00:28:41.000 So the pictures you sent, I'm sorry, that wasn't...

00:28:46.000 And it peaky blindered your interest.

00:28:52.000 What if this was your face?

00:28:53.000 Like, I wouldn't be married to my wife.

00:28:55.000 I would have a...

00:28:58.000 I'd have to have some kind of foreigner for a wife.

00:29:01.000 Some court of fob.

00:29:03.000 There's something cool about that.

00:29:05.000 This is my wife, Hintia.

00:29:09.000 I'd have to write it out every time.

00:29:11.000 I have no offer lip.

00:29:11.000 I was in a car accident.

00:29:12.000 You're so ugly your wife has to have no vowels in her name?

00:29:16.000 H-Y-X-X-V-E-N-N-E-A.

00:29:19.000 Oh, my God.

00:29:21.000 So there's an A at the end.

00:29:22.000 She's from Kazakhstan.

00:29:24.000 Probably smoking hot, but I couldn't imagine being married to someone having to hear an accent.

00:29:31.000 Go ahead.

00:29:31.000 Let's see more pics.

00:29:32.000 Okay.

00:29:33.000 I sent you a whole bunch of pics.

00:29:34.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of these pics.

00:29:35.000 Monday's pick day.

00:29:37.000 Oh, why is there only one there?

00:29:38.000 Oh, there we go.

00:29:39.000 Here's the pics.

00:29:42.000 That was cool.

00:29:43.000 So there was a, well, you're giving away the other pics.

00:29:46.000 Frozen.

00:29:47.000 Okay, there we go.

00:29:51.000 That's basically what he did to me.

00:29:53.000 Someone sent us a t-shirt version of Tom of Finland.

00:29:58.000 Their poor butts.

00:30:00.000 I showed this to my wife and I said, is this homophobic?

00:30:02.000 And she goes, yes.

00:30:04.000 Why?

00:30:06.000 Their butts are, if this was a real scenario, and it's an exaggerated drawing of three gays, their butts would be ravaged.

00:30:15.000 My heart's going out to their poor butts.

00:30:18.000 I'm kind of, this idea of dropping, spending a goddamn fortune on liberal guests means that we don't have to seduce them anymore, which means the merch store can be off the chains.

00:30:28.000 So I think I might bring in that shirt I always wanted, Titzer for Fags.

00:30:32.000 Their poor butts could be there now.

00:30:35.000 I want to make a pin that says, don't let me do shots or Coke.

00:30:39.000 Hey, graphic design guys out there, make us some stuff.

00:30:43.000 I also want a pencil that says, don't do drugs, and put the don't do drugs very close to the front.

00:30:50.000 So after two sharpenings, it just says do drugs.

00:30:53.000 I see.

00:30:53.000 That happened at my school when I was a kid.

00:30:56.000 Oh, they had those pencils?

00:30:57.000 Yeah, it said, hey, kids, don't do drugs.

00:31:00.000 And then hey, kids was gone, don't do drugs.

00:31:02.000 Do drugs.

00:31:02.000 If you get a small pencil, it said do drugs.

00:31:06.000 What else do we got in the pick sack?

00:31:09.000 Oh, this was a brilliant point by Michael Malice that I've noticed.

00:31:12.000 Every anti-Chappelle article can be summed up in one sentence.

00:31:15.000 Don't forget your place, boy.

00:31:16.000 Wait, why did he hashtag it with two...

00:31:22.000 You have to put both.

00:31:24.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:31:24.000 I've noticed this with the Chappelle backlash.

00:31:29.000 And you know where else you notice this?

00:31:31.000 In the Twitter.

00:31:32.000 I mean, sorry, the Joker backlash.

00:31:38.000 Where the hell did I put that?

00:31:40.000 Oh, there we go.

00:31:40.000 Something happening with Joker.

00:31:42.000 Got it?

00:31:42.000 18?

00:31:43.000 18.

00:31:44.000 Wow, you're faster than me.

00:31:45.000 Yes, there we go.

00:31:49.000 So someone says this is a magnificent scene, right?

00:31:53.000 And someone points out that there's a continuity problem where he's smoking at the end.

00:31:57.000 Yep, I noticed that.

00:31:58.000 I don't think it's a continuity problem.

00:32:00.000 You just jumped some time.

00:32:01.000 Yeah.

00:32:02.000 You know, should we show him lighting this new cigarette?

00:32:05.000 That's what happened.

00:32:06.000 A new cigarette.

00:32:07.000 Yeah, those are long stairs.

00:32:09.000 Look at those stairs.

00:32:11.000 Right.

00:32:11.000 So I guess the director should have had him pull out a new cigarette at some point.

00:32:16.000 Anyway, this is kind of subtle.

00:32:18.000 So you'll be forgiven if you don't agree with me.

00:32:21.000 But go back to that tweet.

00:32:23.000 She goes, he begins this magnificent sequence, sarcastically, by throwing away his cigarette.

00:32:28.000 It ends this sublime, extraordinary scene by having it suddenly appear in his mouth again.

00:32:34.000 That's Heather Ann Campbell, one of these affirmative action comedy writers who is only writing for comedy shows because they have to get their chick numbers up.

00:32:44.000 And those kind of women resent anyone, as Michael Malice said about the Chappelle critics, stepping out of line.

00:32:52.000 Don't acknowledge masculinity.

00:32:53.000 Don't acknowledge what white men go through or men in general because that threatens my job.

00:33:01.000 And if you scroll down to the retweets on that, you notice a general cuntiness.

00:33:06.000 Like that can be blamed on being made to live in a society.

00:33:11.000 Yeah, it's sort of like the straight pride parade where everyone hated these people for celebrating being normal.

00:33:19.000 What else does he say?

00:33:20.000 I got this stupid camera in the way.

00:33:22.000 It's a two-plus cigarette kind of staircase.

00:33:26.000 Is this all in my head?

00:33:28.000 I don't know.

00:33:28.000 I just feel like liberal men, guys like what's his name, Paul F. Tompkins, really resent Joker for daring to give someone else a platform, someone who's not a person of color or a woman.

00:33:45.000 I mean, that's where they're at now.

00:33:46.000 Pure identity politics.

00:33:48.000 In fact, they say that.

00:33:50.000 That cunt who lives near me, Amy Siskind, said, if you are a male or white, no, if you're a white male, no, if you're a male, if you're a white male, sorry, and it comes to running for office, step aside.

00:34:04.000 Step aside.

00:34:05.000 We need a woman and a person of color now.

00:34:07.000 Really?

00:34:08.000 What about a woman like Margaret Thatcher?

00:34:11.000 What about a person of color like Thomas Sowell?

00:34:17.000 All right, next pick.

00:34:19.000 That one was kind of a flop.

00:34:20.000 It seemed a lot better, man.

00:34:21.000 It's weird.

00:34:22.000 Just check it out.

00:34:23.000 It's a strange tone.

00:34:25.000 I could be injecting this tone on my own with Tony Barone.

00:34:29.000 With your own tone?

00:34:30.000 What else do we got?

00:34:31.000 All right.

00:34:35.000 Oh, this is a doozy.

00:34:37.000 So this is this chick.

00:34:43.000 Congresswoman Katie Hill of California, who is also the vice chair of the House Committee on Oversight and Reform, had a long-term sexual relationship with a female campaign staffer.

00:34:54.000 In other words, someone who was below her as far as the work hierarchy goes.

00:35:00.000 There she is, nude, brushing her employee's hair.

00:35:05.000 Can you get more me too than that, please?

00:35:08.000 You're kind of snug on it as usual, Rygai.

00:35:12.000 Can you just get it right, please?

00:35:15.000 Yeah.

00:35:16.000 And now, go to the other one with her.

00:35:19.000 Yeah, that's what I was looking for.

00:35:21.000 It's going to be out of order here.

00:35:23.000 Because she was big on the anti-Kavanaugh stuff.

00:35:32.000 You don't got it.

00:35:35.000 Oh, there she is.

00:35:38.000 Yeah.

00:35:40.000 There is Katie Hill complaining about Kavanaugh abusing his power as a white male.

00:35:45.000 Kavanaugh was accused of...

00:35:47.000 Even the actual accusation when I read about it, I go, meh.

00:35:50.000 He was accused of...

00:35:54.000 Someone shoved him when he had his pants down and he fell and his penis touched a woman's hand.

00:35:58.000 This woman has no recollection of that, but other people claim they remember that.

00:36:03.000 I've done a way worse.

00:36:05.000 And the other one was what?

00:36:06.000 Jumping on a girl and kissing her.

00:36:08.000 Betsy Kavanaugh, what her name?

00:36:10.000 No, not Betsy Kavanaugh.

00:36:11.000 Christine Blasey Ford.

00:36:12.000 Yeah, his wife.

00:36:13.000 Yeah, Blasey Ford.

00:36:14.000 Like, what was her accusation that he was really trying to get with her and was kissing her and stuff?

00:36:18.000 And she said no and ran away and everyone was laughing.

00:36:20.000 Yeah, they tumbled on the bed.

00:36:22.000 Yeah, what?

00:36:24.000 And somebody was laughing in the door.

00:36:26.000 Anyway, the ones screaming, keep it real the loudest are the ones the most full of shit.

00:36:32.000 Again.

00:36:34.000 Let me see more pics.

00:36:35.000 Oh, this is, I thought, an interesting example of me yelling at you for not finding the right thing.

00:36:44.000 This is when you take more than, say, 20 seconds to find something on Google.

00:36:50.000 This one, you know what this is, right?

00:36:52.000 Like National Geographic, like best picture.

00:36:55.000 Yeah.

00:36:55.000 National Geographic.

00:36:56.000 I guess we can't make that a mug, huh?

00:36:58.000 I don't think it belongs to it.

00:36:59.000 We can cartoonize it or something.

00:37:01.000 Yeah.

00:37:02.000 Okay.

00:37:02.000 All right.

00:37:02.000 Now, there's a lot of pictures in there I don't want you to show.

00:37:06.000 Like those cartoons?

00:37:07.000 No.

00:37:07.000 No?

00:37:08.000 Okay.

00:37:08.000 Yeah, I think we might be done.

00:37:09.000 Let me see.

00:37:10.000 Let me see what else you got there.

00:37:12.000 Did you show the Justin Trudeau one?

00:37:15.000 Oh, this one.

00:37:15.000 That one's a good one.

00:37:16.000 This was going around.

00:37:17.000 The hashtag was things seen at a Trump rally, and it was assholes who are okay with racism.

00:37:24.000 Let me just explain this for once and for all, what this means.

00:37:29.000 This means I enjoy triggering liberals who are snowflakes.

00:37:35.000 I enjoy the fact that they can be convinced that anything is racist.

00:37:40.000 They are fucking dummies.

00:37:42.000 They are babies.

00:37:43.000 And not only am I happy to trigger them, I'm not falling for their made-up clown world.

00:37:48.000 This is an anti-clown world gesture.

00:37:50.000 It was invented on 4chan where they said, let's randomly find something and call it racist.

00:37:55.000 And then we'll convince the right, sorry, the left to be scared of it.

00:38:00.000 Now, the ADL recognized that and said it's a prank.

00:38:04.000 Later, they started noticing Nazis were actually doing it.

00:38:07.000 So they said it was a prank.

00:38:09.000 Now it's white power.

00:38:11.000 All right.

00:38:12.000 Let me explain something you should have learned in junior high.

00:38:15.000 All cats are mammals.

00:38:17.000 All dogs are mammals.

00:38:19.000 All dogs are not cats.

00:38:21.000 Yes, actual white supremacists, all 320 of them in America, also like triggering liberals.

00:38:29.000 They also think liberals are babies.

00:38:32.000 They also enjoy making them crazy over a silly gesture.

00:38:36.000 Yes, that doesn't mean the gesture is racist.

00:38:40.000 Just because racists use it.

00:38:42.000 Do you use toilet paper?

00:38:44.000 Racists also use toilet paper.

00:38:47.000 You see, lots of people hate liberals, especially the new modern psycho-left.

00:38:53.000 Tradcons, neocons, paleocons, Israelis, Orthodox Jews, HOTEP, blacks, libertarians, classical liberals.

00:39:09.000 Pretty much everyone but that particular group of the alt-left hates liberals.

00:39:14.000 They all can enjoy this gesture because it means this to the alt-left.

00:39:19.000 Yeah, but the alt-right hates the alt-left.

00:39:21.000 Yeah.

00:39:22.000 It's this to the alt-left.

00:39:24.000 You have a lot of enemies, alt-left.

00:39:27.000 So this doesn't mean you're racist just because racists also happen to do it.

00:39:33.000 I also thought it was funny that it was Joe Biggs.

00:39:36.000 Airborne Biggs of Free Speech TV.

00:39:39.000 His last episode ruled.

00:39:40.000 Yes, it was.

00:39:41.000 It was fantastic.

00:39:42.000 And definitely.

00:39:43.000 You're getting better.

00:39:44.000 Same with Milo.

00:39:47.000 And then also the free speech episode.

00:39:49.000 We dropped a clip of that so you could see that on YouTube.

00:39:51.000 If for some reason.

00:39:52.000 Milo's changing his show.

00:39:53.000 Yeah.

00:39:54.000 He's taking it seriously now.

00:39:55.000 I think it's going to be a sit-down show.

00:39:57.000 Different location.

00:39:59.000 Same fun.

00:40:00.000 Very exciting.

00:40:02.000 Let's see.

00:40:03.000 There's some more pictures I wanted to get to.

00:40:04.000 There's also all these riots in Chile.

00:40:06.000 I thought the Chilean riots are a great example of how little I give a shit about the rest of the world.

00:40:13.000 It's just like staring at my dog.

00:40:15.000 I feel nothing.

00:40:17.000 Nothing.

00:40:18.000 Hong Kong, I got all these people mad at me.

00:40:19.000 They go, you better start caring about Hong Kong.

00:40:21.000 That shit goes down.

00:40:22.000 The economy tanks here in America.

00:40:25.000 All right.

00:40:26.000 Well, call me when that happens.

00:40:28.000 Because right now, I just think, oh, you're going through a revolution.

00:40:31.000 Yeah, we had a bunch of those.

00:40:34.000 Catch up with us.

00:40:35.000 Oh, this was a pumpkin carving contest I had at home with the family.

00:40:39.000 That's my wife's.

00:40:41.000 You'll notice our house is very Indian-based.

00:40:44.000 But you should have seen how fast I made this.

00:40:47.000 We go to CVS.

00:40:48.000 First, I choose a pumpkin that already has a face, right?

00:40:51.000 We go to CVS on the way home.

00:40:53.000 I buy that wig.

00:40:54.000 I buy those eyeballs.

00:40:57.000 And then I come by the studio.

00:40:59.000 Sorry, I come by my friend's home podcast studio, where I do the podcast sometimes.

00:41:05.000 Grab a black plasticine.

00:41:07.000 Come home.

00:41:09.000 Take a screw, cut the tip off, stick one half of the screw in the plasticine, the other in the pumpkin.

00:41:14.000 Do the same with the eyes.

00:41:15.000 Pop, pop.

00:41:15.000 Paint the nose orange.

00:41:17.000 Done.

00:41:18.000 My kids hadn't even brought their pumpkins into the house yet.

00:41:21.000 Rub the wig on some leaves.

00:41:23.000 Done.

00:41:25.000 Oh, that's a nice effect.

00:41:26.000 What is plasticine?

00:41:28.000 What?

00:41:29.000 Yeah.

00:41:30.000 You never heard of the term plasticine?

00:41:32.000 I have, but I thought it was something.

00:41:34.000 Is that an American-Canadian thing or is it a retarded normal person?

00:41:37.000 It's clay.

00:41:39.000 Yeah.

00:41:40.000 No, clay's different.

00:41:42.000 I know what you mean, though.

00:41:43.000 It's like a show.

00:41:44.000 Show the people.

00:41:44.000 Stop doing, like, stop Googling stuff like you're listening at home.

00:41:49.000 I figured everybody else but me knows what plasticine is.

00:41:51.000 Well, I don't know that.

00:41:53.000 Does this all look familiar to you guys or is it Canadian?

00:41:56.000 Yeah, we call them clay.

00:41:58.000 Well, clay is like the brown stuff that hardens.

00:42:00.000 Plasticine never really hardens.

00:42:02.000 It's just like Native Americans and Indians.

00:42:04.000 Like Americans are just like, ah, it's clay.

00:42:07.000 That's lazy.

00:42:08.000 I know.

00:42:10.000 Okay, more pics.

00:42:11.000 Okay, more picks.

00:42:14.000 Do you have any dick pics?

00:42:15.000 No.

00:42:16.000 What?

00:42:17.000 We cannot do that.

00:42:18.000 Sydney, Straight World.

00:42:20.000 Is that one you want to show?

00:42:21.000 Oh, I thought this was kind of cool.

00:42:23.000 I support this.

00:42:25.000 Sydney is hosting World Pride in 2023.

00:42:28.000 We should go to that because I think, not only do I think the West is the best, I think Earth is the best planet in the galaxy.

00:42:36.000 And the more we explore other planets, the more we realize how much they suck.

00:42:41.000 The moon is just a pile of dust.

00:42:42.000 Mars has an infinite range of temperatures.

00:42:45.000 The sun is on fire.

00:42:50.000 I am incredibly proud to be an earthling of this world.

00:42:54.000 You know, they're using the same flag as the gay pride, which is weird, huh?

00:42:58.000 Yeah, that's only one tiny part of our world.

00:43:01.000 Yeah.

00:43:02.000 Maybe that's gay day.

00:43:04.000 And then the next day is animals of our world.

00:43:07.000 Then the next day is our various rocks.

00:43:10.000 That could take forever.

00:43:11.000 The lakes.

00:43:12.000 What you'd have to do is a lottery or a dartboard and be like, all right, while we're talking about how great Earth is, let's do our gays, animals, water bodies, and rocks.

00:43:21.000 What about gay animals?

00:43:22.000 That's where it gets tough.

00:43:23.000 That's in animals.

00:43:24.000 Okay.

00:43:26.000 We got this.

00:43:28.000 This is also kind of interesting.

00:43:32.000 Two Muslim refugees buying dozens of bags of oranges in tandem together, communicating and paying with EBT cards.

00:43:40.000 The hijabed Sharmuta pitched a fit when I took her picture.

00:43:44.000 I red-pilled three other people in line as well.

00:43:46.000 They were furious as they watched it happen.

00:43:48.000 Significance of this, these girls work in tandem, buying up huge amounts of salams on EBT cards, stocking their families' friend store shelves.

00:43:55.000 Your tax dollars, their profit is a major scam in all American cities with a refugee influx right now.

00:44:00.000 Then they take the cash they own and they send it back to their countries.

00:44:04.000 They get our free will fare.

00:44:05.000 We get them and we get nothing in return.

00:44:08.000 This also happens with Dominicans in New York City.

00:44:11.000 They get these, if you ever see a Hispanic-looking person with a giant blue tub, they are filling it up with EBT cards.

00:44:18.000 That would be a boatload to ship.

00:44:23.000 Like I tried to ship that free speech sign to Joe Biggs, and it was $65.

00:44:29.000 And it's only this big.

00:44:30.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:44:32.000 Imagine a 10-gallon drum.

00:44:34.000 But I guess it's cheaper than buying stuff.

00:44:37.000 I thought the friend stores were domestic.

00:44:41.000 What?

00:44:42.000 Oh, yeah, no, yeah.

00:44:44.000 They do send that out.

00:44:44.000 There's two different things going on here.

00:44:46.000 Those Muslim refugees are buying groceries at a store with EBT cards, then taking the groceries to their friends in the same country, selling that, making tons of money, and sending money back.

00:44:58.000 Separately, Dominicans do a thing with these blue tubs, and you'll see them in Dominican areas where they'll fill the blue tubs.

00:45:05.000 You could be looking this up, as I say.

00:45:07.000 Okay.

00:45:08.000 With groceries and send them to Dominican Republic or those stores.

00:45:12.000 You know another thing no one talks about with illegals?

00:45:15.000 All these guys who make money and they make pretty good money.

00:45:18.000 Go try to hire an illegal at Home Depot for 15 bucks an hour.

00:45:21.000 He'll tell you to fuck off.

00:45:23.000 25, 20, 25.

00:45:25.000 White guys, Americans make 25 if they're just running the mill.

00:45:30.000 What are you looking up?

00:45:32.000 Food stamp scam, New York, blue barrel.

00:45:39.000 He looks up Dominican Republic?

00:45:45.000 Watch how fast I do this, Ryan.

00:45:47.000 First, I'm logging in.

00:45:49.000 Okay.

00:45:51.000 We are officially racing food stamp scam.

00:45:57.000 Let's try New York Stamp.

00:45:58.000 Food stamp fraud.

00:46:00.000 Blue.

00:46:02.000 Here we go.

00:46:03.000 New York food stamp recipients are shipping welfare funded.

00:46:07.000 How long did that take me?

00:46:09.000 Not very.

00:46:11.000 New York food stamp recipients are shipping welfare funded groceries to relatives in Jamaica, Dominican Republic, and Haiti.

00:46:17.000 Bin over their heads.

00:46:18.000 Look, Ryan, this is how you do your job.

00:46:20.000 Thank you.

00:46:26.000 Bin over their heads, Pioneer Supermarket in Brooklyn sells plastic barrels that customers use to ship food.

00:46:31.000 Sometimes these grocery stores will ship it from the actual store, which I don't get.

00:46:40.000 Anyway, we'll let Ryan find that on his own time.

00:46:43.000 Could be days.

00:46:45.000 There we go.

00:46:47.000 So be wary of those blue tubs.

00:46:48.000 They're taking advantage of you.

00:46:49.000 But sorry, the interesting thing about the illegal sending all that money back is what a strange, shitty twist for our economics.

00:46:57.000 Like you think of one of my favorite ways to make money as a country is tourism.

00:47:01.000 It's awesome.

00:47:02.000 People come here, they come to Disneyland, they come to Times Square, they spend all of their hard-earned cash that they made somewhere else and just give it to you, and then they fucking leave.

00:47:13.000 Perfect.

00:47:14.000 It's sustained the entire Caribbean.

00:47:16.000 They've got a few other dumb industries like sugar or some weird thing that's used to make batteries or some crap.

00:47:22.000 But basically, they don't have anything but tourism.

00:47:27.000 And illegal sending money home is the opposite.

00:47:31.000 They come here, they do our jobs for slightly cheaper.

00:47:34.000 So they compete with the working class.

00:47:36.000 They totally screw over blacks.

00:47:38.000 And especially in Southern California, you can't flip a burger now if you can't speak Spanish.

00:47:44.000 So the less financially sound you are, the more you suffer.

00:47:50.000 Of course, the rich love it.

00:47:51.000 They get free, sorry, they get cheap lawn care and nannies and au-pairs, which is why you see hate has no home here on their lawn, because what it means is I love diversity of servants.

00:48:02.000 But this idea of taking money from the economy and taking jobs and then just shipping it away.

00:48:07.000 And it's billions, billions.

00:48:10.000 Why do you think Carlos Slim is so rich?

00:48:11.000 Carlos Slim is this guy who's in the cell phone industry in Mexico.

00:48:16.000 He's actually Lebanese genetically, but he grew up as a Mexican.

00:48:20.000 And he takes a little cut every time you send money back.

00:48:23.000 He also owns the cell phone towers and cell phone services in Mexico and helps them communicate with their families back home.

00:48:30.000 He makes a cut.

00:48:31.000 And he's so rich.

00:48:32.000 He's one of the richest men in the world.

00:48:34.000 Definitely the richest men in Central America.

00:48:38.000 He's so rich that in order to control the narrative, he just bought the New York Times.

00:48:42.000 The New York Times was on the cusp of bankruptcy until Carlos Slim came in and bailed them out.

00:48:48.000 And now you'll notice several fawning pieces on Carlos Slim and how awesome he is.

00:48:54.000 It's just a propaganda machine.

00:48:55.000 That's what most of these news outlets are as they go bankrupt.

00:48:59.000 Vice is suffering.

00:49:00.000 Huffington Post, Verizon is trying to sell Huffington Post.

00:49:03.000 They're all suffering.

00:49:04.000 So what they do to stay afloat is they sell themselves.

00:49:07.000 Like the Washington Post sold themselves to Jeff Bezos like whores.

00:49:11.000 And now Jeff makes sure that all his political agendas are funneled through the Washington Post.

00:49:17.000 Or there must be something going on with 60 Minutes because I was watching that last night, one, two.

00:49:23.000 And it was shocking how far it's drifted into globalist propaganda.

00:49:29.000 I remember watching this show in the 70s.

00:49:30.000 It was like a family tradition with the kids.

00:49:32.000 And it was just journalism.

00:49:34.000 Now, the first segment after the Pittsburgh synagogue shooting, you go, okay, how can you fuck that up?

00:49:40.000 It was all about hate and Nazis and white nationalism and how anti-Semitism in America is on the rise.

00:49:48.000 Zero mention of Muslims.

00:49:50.000 In fact, the only time they mentioned Muslims in this was to show Muslims coming together to help them through the suffering and hug them and hold them tight.

00:50:00.000 Anti-Semitism is on the rise if you focus exclusively on Islam in America.

00:50:05.000 It's not on the rise if you look at average Joes.

00:50:08.000 And they cherry pick a few shootings and make it look like Jews are in danger.

00:50:13.000 And then, of course, they link it to Trump.

00:50:16.000 It's these Trump fans that are white nationalists.

00:50:18.000 And I've noticed this with the BBC too.

00:50:20.000 If you're ever in Britain and you watch TV, they'll have like some documentary on, I don't know, knives or eye cancer or anal fissures.

00:50:30.000 And you go, this is interesting, what they did for surgery back in the 1800s.

00:50:34.000 And then, of course, it'll go, but in Trump's America, we are living in a time where, hey, is, and then they'll show a bunch of videos of 1980s Italian Nazi skinheads and then Trump's face with the American flag.

00:50:44.000 Everything dovetails into how evil Trump is.

00:50:46.000 So they did that with the synagogue thing.

00:50:48.000 And then they did it with this cunt.

00:50:49.000 What's her name?

00:50:50.000 Lagar?

00:50:54.000 What's her name?

00:50:55.000 Something Lagar.

00:50:57.000 Christine Lagarde.

00:50:59.000 And she is full-on raging globalist who funnels money to her rich friends.

00:51:05.000 But she's a woman.

00:51:07.000 Everything is about feminism and climate change.

00:51:09.000 And she controls the European Union IMF.

00:51:13.000 $1 trillion she's the boss of.

00:51:16.000 And she's totally agenda-driven.

00:51:18.000 Her priorities are climate change, getting more women involved in her business, banking, preventing Brexit, and keeping borders down.

00:51:30.000 And then at one point in it, you're like, where's the logic here?

00:51:33.000 Of course, that thing you just showed was her funneling money to her friends.

00:51:36.000 That was not touched on.

00:51:39.000 But she goes, we have to make sure these other countries are doing well because when something terrible happens over there, it starts affecting us.

00:51:46.000 Like, say, a pandemic.

00:51:48.000 That was her one example.

00:51:49.000 And you go, this is the shittiest logic I've ever heard.

00:51:52.000 So you can't be isolationist because if there's terrorism that thrives in Yemen, it'll eventually come to our doors.

00:52:00.000 No.

00:52:01.000 In fact, bringing our guys there fosters it to grow more, and the odds of an American are much getting hurt by terrorism are much higher when we send our American boys there to die.

00:52:11.000 So, no, Lagar, you have shitty logic.

00:52:14.000 Why are you controlling the entire Western world?

00:52:19.000 What a cow.

00:52:20.000 And the fawning, the fawning they were doing in it.

00:52:24.000 Oh, at one point they go, she was nationalists are very dangerous.

00:52:27.000 You know, Donald Trump.

00:52:28.000 Oh, I'm so worried.

00:52:30.000 Oh, sorry, I was doing German.

00:52:31.000 She's French.

00:52:32.000 I'm so worried about him.

00:52:34.000 He's a nationalist.

00:52:36.000 Here, let's see some of it.

00:52:38.000 You wonder what comes next.

00:52:40.000 That's not propitious to economic development.

00:52:43.000 People stop taking risks.

00:52:45.000 Yeah, they sit on their cash.

00:52:47.000 The IMF, the International Monetary Fund, which Christine Lagarde led for eight years, says the instability caused by the U.S.-China trade war is the main reason why global growth is estimated to fall this year to its slowest pace since the 2008.

00:53:04.000 Trump can't fight back on tariffs.

00:53:07.000 That's the most timid it got, though.

00:53:09.000 Scroll forward.

00:53:10.000 So they talk about him being a nationalist, and they show a clip of him saying, I'm a nationalist.

00:53:14.000 And she goes, this is very dangerous.

00:53:15.000 We've seen what happens in Europe with nationalism.

00:53:20.000 They never say, oh, go back, go back, go back to the water.

00:53:23.000 They never say Hitler, but they say nationalism in Europe not too long ago led to many problems.

00:53:30.000 Wink, wink, nudge, nudge.

00:53:31.000 Guess where they say that?

00:53:33.000 On the beaches of Normandy.

00:53:37.000 Literally on the beach.

00:53:39.000 With pictures of them.

00:53:42.000 Pictures of the soldiers who died while they're talking about Trump.

00:53:47.000 I mean, it was alarming.

00:53:48.000 It really, if it looked like it was Soros TV, like, you know, when you're in a dictatorship or somewhere shitty, like, I've watched TV in China or Russian TV and you're just going, well, this is dull.

00:53:58.000 This is completely fabricated.

00:53:59.000 I'm just watching propaganda.

00:54:01.000 There they are.

00:54:02.000 That's the beach.

00:54:03.000 That's D-Day right there where the Nazis were shooting at our guys.

00:54:07.000 And that's where she chooses to sit on a rock and talk to 60 minutes.

00:54:10.000 I mean, is that over the top or what?

00:54:13.000 It's that we're all in this.

00:54:15.000 This is where we killed the Nazis and this is where hypothetically we could kill Trump.

00:54:21.000 It was here on Omaha Beach where Americans landed on D-Day in 1944.

00:54:27.000 Today, Lagarde hears echoes of the anger that led to World War II in nationalist leaders who turn their countries inward, shoving everyone else away.

00:54:38.000 Nationalism in Europe is associated with very, very horrible developments that always led to war.

00:54:45.000 You know what I am?

00:54:46.000 I'm a nationalist, okay?

00:54:48.000 President Trump has called himself a nationalist.

00:54:50.000 He's proud of the nationalist label.

00:54:52.000 This is a big debate.

00:54:53.000 This is the central.

00:54:56.000 They're just calling him Hitler.

00:54:57.000 60 Minutes is calling him Hitler.

00:54:59.000 Do you know why?

00:55:00.000 Because they're globalists.

00:55:01.000 Do you know why?

00:55:03.000 Because rich people get bored and they want to virtue signal.

00:55:07.000 You know what rich people do?

00:55:08.000 Very rich people, which is all the geriatric producers at 60 Minutes and Christine Lagarde and all the globalists.

00:55:14.000 They go to charity events.

00:55:15.000 It's how you launder money.

00:55:17.000 When you're old and rich and you have a bunch of hedge funds, you want to pay yourself money, but you don't want to pay tax.

00:55:22.000 So what you do is you set up the Gavin McInnes Charity Division of Saving the World from Starving and Refugee Love.

00:55:28.000 It spells some acronym like Procl Breu.

00:55:32.000 And then you have these big to-dos with champagne and you meet celebrities and artists are there and you wine and cheese and you have a big dinner and oh, this is delicious.

00:55:43.000 Then you fly in a private jet to another thing and you pay yourself $800,000 a year and it's tax-free because you're working at a charity.

00:55:51.000 It's all fucking lies.

00:55:55.000 And I get it.

00:55:56.000 I get that 60 Minutes and Christine Lagarde are going to lie to us.

00:56:00.000 But the fact that it gets swallowed up, like the fact that everyone is believing this false narrative of the myth, sorry, of the radicalization online, where we're breeding mass shooters by complaining about globalism.

00:56:12.000 Don't criticize us or people will die.

00:56:15.000 Is that a threat?

00:56:16.000 Is that a threat, 60 Minutes?

00:56:18.000 All right.

00:56:19.000 That's enough ranting for one day.

00:56:21.000 Are we done our picks?

00:56:24.000 We've got this one right here.

00:56:27.000 Just sharing your video today of a friend.

00:56:30.000 Let me crop that in.

00:56:31.000 Sure.

00:56:32.000 I don't think it's that important.

00:56:33.000 Full name?

00:56:34.000 Yeah, that's fine.

00:56:37.000 Just sharing a video today with a friend who stopped an armed robbery 7-11 with his CC last week.

00:56:42.000 He's a member of Proud Boys, a proud Hispanic American.

00:56:46.000 Read that.

00:56:47.000 To me, it sounds like an amazing news story that will get zero attention.

00:56:51.000 Right?

00:56:52.000 Yeah, it sounds like an amazing story that will never happen.

00:56:54.000 Nobody cares.

00:56:55.000 He requested the footage, and I doubt he will get it.

00:56:57.000 If you have any thoughts, it would be greatly appreciated.

00:57:00.000 Now, show me the one about John and Max.

00:57:02.000 So The Guardian had a list.

00:57:05.000 It's clear that we're under siege, right?

00:57:06.000 That Trump supporters are getting attacked everywhere they go.

00:57:09.000 Every time they go to a rally, they're walking home.

00:57:10.000 Antifa surrounds them, hits their hats off, punches them.

00:57:13.000 They're lucky if they're not knocked unconscious.

00:57:15.000 That's the world we're living in.

00:57:16.000 The Guardian's take is, let's give some examples of Trump-inspired violence in the past.

00:57:23.000 They go back to 2016.

00:57:25.000 Then they talk about, zoom out, please, for the three billionth time.

00:57:29.000 Oh, that's everything in there.

00:57:31.000 Oh, it is?

00:57:32.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

00:57:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:57:33.000 That's everything in there?

00:57:34.000 Yeah.

00:57:35.000 No, that's everything in there.

00:57:37.000 Oh, The Guardian?

00:57:38.000 The Guardian is relevant.

00:57:39.000 Kirikosi there.

00:57:41.000 I figured it'd be hard to read.

00:57:42.000 Max Hare, John Kinsman, and David Kurikowski.

00:57:45.000 That's the guys they just listed there.

00:57:46.000 Hare and Kinsman, by the way, these guys are getting sentenced tomorrow.

00:57:49.000 The minimum they can get is three and a half years.

00:57:51.000 The maximum they can get is 15 years.

00:57:52.000 That's a potential of 30 years in prison.

00:57:55.000 Hare, Kinsman, and Kirikosi were among members of the far-right Proud Boys group who allegedly attacked an A, anti-fascist protester on a Manhattan Street on October 2018.

00:58:06.000 Now, the video clearly shows six, six Antifa ambushed them.

00:58:12.000 They threw a glass bottle of piss at them.

00:58:15.000 Max Hare was the first to confront the, what would you call it, ambush?

00:58:21.000 The human wall.

00:58:22.000 Max grabbed the guy, pulled his mask off.

00:58:26.000 Jeff, I think, was next.

00:58:29.000 The six Antifa saw two Proud Boys, Max and Jeff.

00:58:33.000 Jeff is in Rikers every weekend now and will be for a long time.

00:58:38.000 Max is getting sentenced tomorrow.

00:58:40.000 Then the rest of the Proud Boys came around the corner.

00:58:43.000 Two of the six Antifa left, leaving four.

00:58:47.000 This is why Max can be heard after yelling, there was fucking four of them, which the Daily Beast reported as him saying, they were fucking foreigners, which no one has ever said about Antifa.

00:59:00.000 Yeah.

00:59:01.000 The group was recorded kicking the man after an event where their founder, Gavin McInnis, gave a speech.

00:59:06.000 Hare, Kinsman, and Kirikosi were all wearing red Make America Great Again baseball hats.

00:59:09.000 That's true.

00:59:10.000 Hair, 26, and Kinsman, 39.

00:59:12.000 Kinsman, of course, with a black wife and four black kids.

00:59:14.000 Were charged with several counts, including felony, attempted gang assault.

00:59:19.000 Now, we'll talk about this tomorrow, but you know what that means?

00:59:22.000 That means, oh, he also has Max is also facing a felony, gang assault with a deadly weapon.

00:59:28.000 You know what the deadly weapon is?

00:59:30.000 What?

00:59:30.000 I'm not lying.

00:59:31.000 His boot.

00:59:32.000 Are you kidding me?

00:59:33.000 Nope.

00:59:35.000 And though he only fought one guy, he probably, no, not probably, according to the doubt, beyond a shadow, according to the court, beyond a shadow of a doubt, he definitely wanted to kick all of the Antifa.

00:59:46.000 Oh, six.

00:59:47.000 So he had the intent.

00:59:48.000 So that's six counts of attempted assault.

00:59:52.000 Also, if there was 30 Antifa there, he would be facing 30 counts of attempted assault because he wants to beat up all of them.

01:00:01.000 Jesus.

01:00:02.000 I live in New York City, or I work in New York City.

01:00:04.000 I live in New York.

01:00:06.000 I want to beat up several million people a day.

01:00:09.000 Is that attempted gang assault?

01:00:13.000 Yeah, try walking around New York City and not wanting to hurt people.

01:00:17.000 That's not attempted gang assault.

01:00:19.000 Anyway, go back to it.

01:00:24.000 Kirikowski, I don't know if I'm pronouncing David's name right, by the way.

01:00:27.000 He's Indian.

01:00:28.000 He's brown.

01:00:29.000 We'll see how it goes with him and his charge.

01:00:32.000 Kirikowski DiFris was charged with misdemeanor, attempted assault, and rioting.

01:00:36.000 Hair and Kinsman were convicted in August.

01:00:38.000 Kirikowski, who denies wrongdoing, is awaiting trial.

01:00:41.000 He's awaiting trial because his first lawyer told David to flip on everyone and say that I had said, go kill them and just lie, and you'll get away scot-free, and they'll get much worse sentences.

01:00:54.000 And he said, fuck you, you're fired.

01:00:56.000 Nice.

01:00:58.000 Clown world, clown world.

01:01:04.000 It's not a funny joke, though, when they're all in just, they'll have Jeff in jail, fat tois Jeff.

01:01:10.000 There'll be Max Hare, John Kinsman in jail, prison.

01:01:15.000 And then Tommy triggered Tommy on Wednesday, gets sentenced for pulling out a knife when he was attacked by a mob of Antifa who refused to let him leave and actually cornered him, literally cornered him.

01:01:26.000 And he said, get back, get back.

01:01:28.000 And then they charged him.

01:01:29.000 30 pounds heavier than him.

01:01:32.000 Oh, here's another clown world.

01:01:34.000 Show that Justin Trudeau tweet.

01:01:36.000 God, how clueless is he?

01:01:38.000 Hatred and threats of violence have no place in Canada.

01:01:40.000 We're always stronger together than when we're divided.

01:01:42.000 He's talking about that Sufi restaurant that closed down.

01:01:46.000 Oh.

01:01:46.000 And it closed down due to the children being in Antifa and threatening old ladies.

01:01:53.000 But somehow the media twisted that into they were shut down because they're people of color and the racists hated them.

01:02:00.000 And then the fucking prime minister, essentially the president of the country, falls for that?

01:02:05.000 Hookline and sinker?

01:02:08.000 Jesus H. All right, let's get cooking here.

01:02:12.000 We should get to the mailbag.

01:02:14.000 We're done with pictures, right?

01:02:16.000 Unless you do not want to show that cartoon?

01:02:18.000 No, the cartoon's part of a different thing.

01:02:20.000 All right.

01:02:25.000 Dude a little.

01:02:27.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:02:31.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:02:31.000 Do a little.

01:02:37.000 Let me touch it.

01:02:38.000 Um...

01:02:45.000 Sean Mitchell.

01:02:47.000 G'day, mate.

01:02:49.000 Sean from Perth.

01:02:50.000 Tell me, mate.

01:02:51.000 Tell me how you feel about unions.

01:02:52.000 Personally, I think they're cunts, but interested in what you think.

01:02:56.000 I think public unions, like the Teachers' Union and things that force us to use them, are corrupt and evil and wrong.

01:03:03.000 Private unions, however, I don't really have a beef with, like the Electricians Union in New York.

01:03:09.000 They're very expensive.

01:03:10.000 But if you want to build a building and you don't want to use the Electricians Union, go nuts.

01:03:14.000 They'll put an inflatable rat in front of your building.

01:03:18.000 Oh, well, there's an inflatable rat in front of my building.

01:03:22.000 Your building might not be built that well.

01:03:24.000 We just had an entire block in the East Village blow up because they were using illegals, illegal pole acts, who had circumvented the gas with a garden hose.

01:03:32.000 But I'm not going to, I don't have a problem with private unions.

01:03:37.000 Now, if you are lazy and you want to trade, no, sorry, you want to trade, drop out of school now.

01:03:43.000 We should put that in the Proud Boys tenants.

01:03:45.000 Anti-college.

01:03:49.000 But if you're very ambitious, you can become a trade, a union plumber or a union electrician.

01:03:56.000 That's really hard and takes a long time.

01:03:58.000 If you don't want to do that, just become a normal one who isn't union certified.

01:04:04.000 You'll still make $70,000 a year, have zero debt, riff with your buddies all day.

01:04:09.000 You're not underground.

01:04:10.000 You're not covered in dirt and shit.

01:04:12.000 Like being a mechanic, I admire mechanics quite a bit, but you always have these cuts with oil in them.

01:04:18.000 There's lots of downsides to a lot of these jobs.

01:04:20.000 Being a cop sucks in 2019.

01:04:24.000 But plumber electrician, that's the way to go.

01:04:27.000 Welder too is fun.

01:04:29.000 This is from Ryan.

01:04:30.000 Nope.

01:04:30.000 I'm not doing that one.

01:04:34.000 I'll make that blue.

01:04:38.000 Hey, I'm Steve.

01:04:39.000 I'm a cop.

01:04:39.000 I want to talk to Gavin on the air.

01:04:42.000 As a bachelor in MIC, I have numerous horror stories about dating the desperate liberal woman of Manhattan.

01:04:47.000 I've been defending Gavin and Prowboys for a while now.

01:04:50.000 Doesn't help us.

01:04:51.000 We appreciate it.

01:04:52.000 But these guys, every cop I know, and I'm well connected with the MIPD.

01:04:56.000 And I go, what the fuck's going on?

01:04:57.000 Can you help me here?

01:04:58.000 and they go, I don't know who you pissed off, but...

01:05:00.000 Like, they have zero power.

01:05:07.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:05:09.000 So, he wants to be on the show.

01:05:12.000 I recall when Gavin stressed that cowering or begging doesn't work when dealing with these asshole Antifa.

01:05:18.000 He says, When a kid in a ski mask who lives in a loft apartment at NYU that his father bought for him starts throwing haymakers at the back of your head, you don't beg them to stop.

01:05:28.000 You turn around and fucking smash them back.

01:05:31.000 That's a far cry from what the liars in the press convinced the world of.

01:05:35.000 I second the gap.

01:05:36.000 The second the Gavin Defense Fund began, I donated money.

01:05:39.000 Still no word on that, by the way.

01:05:41.000 We filed a brief with the judge in Montgomery, Alabama.

01:05:48.000 The SPLC said, no, we should throw this out.

01:05:51.000 And we still don't have a response.

01:05:52.000 I thought we were going to get it in August.

01:05:55.000 I'll try to find out about that.

01:05:58.000 Anyway, so that's an interesting one.

01:06:00.000 Here's a brand new one that just came in as we're talking.

01:06:02.000 Ready?

01:06:03.000 From Tyler.

01:06:05.000 Barefoot Beta in Brooklyn.

01:06:07.000 I went to a party at a friend's apartment in Brooklyn and they made us take off our fucking shoes at the door.

01:06:11.000 After I took them off, I walked into the living room and saw a bearded hipster with a soft little zippy sweater sitting on the couch with his legs crossed and his hand stroking his, in all caps, barefoot.

01:06:27.000 I know you're thinking that this guy had been wearing flip-flops, thus was barefoot after the front door shoe removal, but no, it gets worse.

01:06:33.000 As he was leaving, I spotted him putting on closed-toed shoes and socks.

01:06:41.000 That means that upon arrival to the party, he decided not to take his shoes off and walk around in socks like everyone else.

01:06:47.000 He instead decided to take his socks off as well so his little toes could be open and free.

01:06:53.000 I believe this guy is the worst guy in the world and should be put in Rikers immediately.

01:06:58.000 Do you agree?

01:06:59.000 No, that is way too kind.

01:07:00.000 He should be put in a rocket, like a little pod, that doesn't make it to outer space.

01:07:05.000 It just shoots up really high.

01:07:07.000 And actually, let's do it in the Bonneville Salt Flats because we don't want him to fall down and hit a kid.

01:07:13.000 But some open area like the Rockies.

01:07:15.000 Just shoot him up, blast him up into the Rockies, and then let him land in some canyon somewhere.

01:07:21.000 I think you should leave.

01:07:23.000 If you are a weirdo, you're Japanese or something, and you insist we do that, then tell us in advance so we can bring other shoes.

01:07:31.000 But if I have to take my shoes off when I go somewhere, I don't want to be there.

01:07:34.000 That was a big problem growing up in Canada.

01:07:36.000 You'd be at a party, a house party, and everyone is in their socks.

01:07:40.000 Yeah.

01:07:40.000 Because it's wet out there Piles and piles of galoshes at the front, big snow boots.

01:07:46.000 And girls are all pretty in their nice dress and then just like nylons and fucking barefoot.

01:07:52.000 That deletes a lot of your style right there.

01:07:55.000 I know.

01:07:56.000 Dang.

01:07:56.000 Can't do it.

01:08:03.000 This is weird.

01:08:05.000 From England.

01:08:06.000 Hello, good date.

01:08:08.000 Only recently discovered free speech.tv.

01:08:10.000 Will you cover the political persecution of Tommy Robinson has faced in England?

01:08:14.000 That's an interesting idea, viewer.

01:08:16.000 Thank you for that tip.

01:08:18.000 I assume you haven't been on the site yet.

01:08:21.000 The mainstream media has gleefully mocked and spread lies about him.

01:08:23.000 If anyone cares to examine the actual facts of his case and blah, blah, blah, blah, he's telling me all about Tommy Robinson.

01:08:30.000 Thank you so much for that wake-up call.

01:08:33.000 Oh, you have that one about the hot chicks that that guy sent?

01:08:36.000 Yeah.

01:08:37.000 But they have the exact same taste in women's?

01:08:40.000 Yeah.

01:08:40.000 Yes.

01:08:42.000 This guy thinks he has the exact same taste as me when it comes to chicks.

01:08:45.000 So there's the first one.

01:08:46.000 Her name is Annette Mahenduru.

01:08:49.000 Mahendru.

01:08:51.000 She's 30.

01:08:52.000 That's his personal fave.

01:08:54.000 Not my cup of tea.

01:08:56.000 What about you?

01:08:56.000 She's a little too doughy, but she's pretty.

01:08:59.000 She looks like a really nice girlfriend.

01:09:01.000 Like when your friend is dating her, you feel really happy for him.

01:09:04.000 She looks Italian, but she has like a Middle Eastern.

01:09:09.000 Yeah, it's a Mediterranean type of thing.

01:09:11.000 Yeah, you can already see what she's going to look like when she's 60, which is pretty good.

01:09:15.000 But I don't know what this guy's talking about.

01:09:16.000 That's his number one?

01:09:17.000 That's pretty wild.

01:09:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:19.000 She's very too Korean looking right there.

01:09:23.000 A lot of variety with her.

01:09:24.000 Yeah.

01:09:25.000 I would say she is a...

01:09:34.000 So I'm going down a bit, you know?

01:09:37.000 I'm going to say she is a 6.98.

01:09:43.000 6.98.

01:09:45.000 I cannot do 7.

01:09:46.000 Sub-7.

01:09:47.000 Sub-7, but the closest anyone's ever been to 7.

01:09:51.000 That's still one of my dreams.

01:09:52.000 I want to do 6 magazine.

01:09:55.000 It's a magazine called 6.

01:09:56.000 You're on the cover of 6.

01:09:57.000 There was a magazine called Perfect 10, and it was all about the hottest woman in the world.

01:10:02.000 I want to put on a magazine called Six, and it's just like the hottest 6es in the world.

01:10:07.000 That's genius.

01:10:08.000 She's technically in the 6 range.

01:10:11.000 She's just a very high six.

01:10:12.000 Oh, everything within that, yeah.

01:10:14.000 She's on the cover of Six magazine.

01:10:16.000 And would a woman brag about it?

01:10:18.000 I'm considered one of the sexiest sixes in the world.

01:10:21.000 Jennifer Anison broke the internet this weekend.

01:10:24.000 She went on Instagram, and within like two days, she has 15 million followers.

01:10:29.000 And you know what?

01:10:30.000 I've stayed at Jennifer Anison's many times.

01:10:32.000 I've name-dropped that story a little too often.

01:10:35.000 Hung out with her many evenings when she was dating Justin Thoreau.

01:10:41.000 That's what set it off.

01:10:42.000 She did a friend's reunion picture.

01:10:45.000 But you know what I was thinking?

01:10:46.000 Why?

01:10:46.000 Jennifer Anison's so appealing?

01:10:47.000 Lady Gaga is beautiful, but my dick feels nothing for her.

01:10:52.000 I don't know what it is.

01:10:55.000 Katy Perry, also gorgeous.

01:10:57.000 I feel absolutely nothing.

01:10:59.000 Jennifer Anison, now, obviously because of the, not that we're best friends, but there's some context here that's confusing.

01:11:06.000 But as far as the average Joe goes, she's not that technically beautiful.

01:11:11.000 Like even Mendez has a beautiful, crazy face.

01:11:14.000 Hi, I'm gorgeous.

01:11:15.000 Jennifer Anison is kind of plain Jane, but there's just something so sexually appealing about her.

01:11:21.000 She has a brightness to her.

01:11:22.000 You know that her toes are perfect and stuff?

01:11:24.000 Like she doesn't poo.

01:11:27.000 She's just wonderful.

01:11:28.000 Her butt feels like porcelain.

01:11:30.000 She's fantastic.

01:11:32.000 And that's why men love her so much.

01:11:33.000 You know that her butt feels like porcelain?

01:11:35.000 I can imagine.

01:11:36.000 Okay.

01:11:37.000 I've never touched it.

01:11:38.000 Okay.

01:11:39.000 That's what I was getting at.

01:11:40.000 But like, she's technically pretty plain.

01:11:42.000 She's like a hot math teacher.

01:11:44.000 She's like every guy's first crush.

01:11:44.000 Yeah.

01:11:47.000 She's got bright eyes and bushy tail.

01:11:51.000 Got occasionally.

01:11:52.000 She's up to 15 million and made Instagram crash.

01:11:56.000 All right.

01:11:56.000 His second favorite is a 55-year-old.

01:11:59.000 This dude's weird.

01:12:01.000 Monica Bellucci.

01:12:04.000 I can lust a 55-year-old.

01:12:06.000 That's only six years older than me.

01:12:07.000 You can't lust a 55-year-old, you weird pig.

01:12:11.000 Guys, stop being attracted to much older women.

01:12:14.000 You want a woman who you can breed with.

01:12:16.000 If you're divorced and you have enough kids, fine.

01:12:18.000 Go ahead, lust these.

01:12:20.000 If you're coveting thy neighbor's wife, fine.

01:12:22.000 Go nuts.

01:12:23.000 But a young man like yourself, I assume you're young if you're sending me stupid messages like this.

01:12:28.000 You should not be.

01:12:30.000 And then he says, here's a couple for Riot.

01:12:32.000 Wow, she is a smoke show.

01:12:33.000 French women are just so perpetually horny, they're fantastic.

01:12:37.000 Although you got to listen to that accent your whole life.

01:12:40.000 I think that would bother me.

01:12:41.000 We do it in a patno.

01:12:44.000 I have to go later to get milk.

01:12:48.000 On your way home, can you get milk or no?

01:12:51.000 Can you shut up and just text me, please?

01:12:54.000 You don't want to get milk?

01:12:54.000 Why?

01:12:56.000 I want you to buy milk because we are a lot on groceries.

01:13:04.000 Yeah, a little bit, actually.

01:13:06.000 So you'll find the milk on the road.

01:13:10.000 At the road.

01:13:11.000 And it's over the...

01:13:13.000 It's a good idea.

01:13:14.000 And then this guy sent you two.

01:13:15.000 You're supposed to like.

01:13:16.000 Oh.

01:13:17.000 Let's see here what we got.

01:13:19.000 By the way, that.

01:13:20.000 Uh-oh.

01:13:20.000 Oh, that's ancient Chinese secret.

01:13:23.000 That's that crackhead.

01:13:23.000 What is this?

01:13:24.000 You don't know this video?

01:13:25.000 Your Possibly language is all over your fing brother.

01:13:25.000 No.

01:13:28.000 Why?

01:13:29.000 Because we're standing against you.

01:13:30.000 My grandma's right behind you.

01:13:31.000 Fing trider.

01:13:33.000 She's metal as fuck.

01:13:36.000 She's fudge, sorry.

01:13:36.000 She's crossing her eyes.

01:13:41.000 Uh-oh.

01:13:44.000 You're possessed by somebody.

01:13:45.000 Who are you?

01:13:46.000 Who are you?

01:13:47.000 I'm Napuolani of Guam.

01:13:49.000 Are they Hawaiian?

01:13:50.000 She is cute.

01:13:50.000 Why do all natives everywhere sound the same?

01:13:53.000 American Indians, Hawaiians?

01:13:56.000 I don't know about you.

01:13:57.000 Where are you?

01:13:57.000 Maggie Longclaws is pregnant, eh?

01:14:01.000 That's a girl I could only like if I break her heart.

01:14:06.000 You got to get that girl to cry.

01:14:08.000 She's got too much colour.

01:14:08.000 She seems like the kind of girl when you're young, you're madly in love with, you guys are going to get married, and you have this whirlwind romance for two weeks, and then you're just, you sort of go, man.

01:14:16.000 That's it, right?

01:14:17.000 And all the bullshit you said about us having kids.

01:14:19.000 And she's like, what happened?

01:14:20.000 You said you were going to have kids.

01:14:21.000 And you go, don't call me anymore.

01:14:24.000 I got a little ripped up there.

01:14:26.000 This is the other one?

01:14:28.000 What's your name?

01:14:28.000 It's none of your business.

01:14:29.000 Exactly.

01:14:30.000 Oh, no, no.

01:14:31.000 Okay, so go to the next link.

01:14:32.000 So that guy wants you to have her, Ryan.

01:14:35.000 Okay, I disagree.

01:14:36.000 No, thank you.

01:14:39.000 Crack is whack.

01:14:42.000 I guess a Jap and a Puerto Rican.

01:14:44.000 Is that what we're going for?

01:14:48.000 This is kind of what feminism is.

01:14:50.000 Women have this false hubris that's inspired by drugs.

01:14:55.000 It's a challenge of feminism.

01:14:56.000 Feminism is crack.

01:14:58.000 It makes you go like this.

01:14:59.000 Yo, bitch.

01:15:00.000 Crack kill.

01:15:01.000 Look at her gut.

01:15:06.000 Yes.

01:15:06.000 Oh, what is for missiles?

01:15:07.000 And that's a decent face.

01:15:09.000 What'd she say?

01:15:10.000 ...and blowing the cover of ketchup, mustard, and yes, of an architect company that is for international.

01:15:16.000 You can face the federal pinterest.

01:15:18.000 Now U.S. Marshals, you have the rights to remain silent.

01:15:21.000 Anything you say or do would be easier you can square law.

01:15:24.000 Now Newt just fucked up.

01:15:25.000 Now, right here.

01:15:26.000 That's amazing.

01:15:27.000 I would be petrified if we.

01:15:31.000 She's going to start wrestling you and then fall over and die?

01:15:33.000 Yeah, that's terrible.

01:15:34.000 I would run.

01:15:35.000 I think, would you play along and be like, no, according to my institution, the law inviting In fact, look into mayonnaise if you want to see corruption.

01:15:48.000 I would immediately pretend to be her superior.

01:15:50.000 I work with the FBI.

01:15:51.000 We already solved this mystery.

01:15:53.000 Like, you passed your test.

01:15:54.000 I'm your superior.

01:15:55.000 You now are Sergeant General thing.

01:15:58.000 Wow.

01:15:59.000 Yeah, you got a tricker.

01:16:00.000 She would believe that.

01:16:01.000 No, I'm saying, wow, because you suck.

01:16:03.000 No, you need crack.

01:16:04.000 Okay.

01:16:05.000 Let's end this with a fun video.

01:16:07.000 So Steve Asante is our new favorite guy.

01:16:10.000 He's in New Bedford Rehab Clinic in this clip, which is actually a few years old, I'm afraid.

01:16:14.000 We're sorry, we're late to the party.

01:16:16.000 What a dick.

01:16:17.000 I remember hearing about this guy when he was on 650 Pound Life, but I ignored it.

01:16:21.000 But you guys have been sending me lots of Steve Asante footage, and he is a winner.

01:16:26.000 You may not know New Bedford.

01:16:27.000 It's south of Boston in mass.

01:16:30.000 It's known mostly for rape.

01:16:32.000 And Steve Asante seems to be the typical New Bedford resident.

01:16:37.000 What a dick this guy is.

01:16:41.000 He's a bigger dick than Madonna, physically.

01:16:46.000 Go ahead.

01:16:48.000 I am on shit.

01:16:50.000 A bedpan.

01:16:51.000 I don't like that nigga.

01:16:52.000 I don't like her.

01:16:54.000 You fucking cut.

01:16:55.000 You want to hang her?

01:16:57.000 You son of a bitch.

01:17:00.000 Just pause here.

01:17:02.000 Yeah, you're lying and shit.

01:17:04.000 Your shit.

01:17:05.000 You shit yourself and you pissed yourself.

01:17:08.000 This is sort of the liberal mentality, too, in a nutshell, is I do something wrong and I'm the victim.

01:17:14.000 Why don't you help me?

01:17:15.000 Why did you let me get so much shit on myself?

01:17:18.000 It's like when my son was about three, he'd have his chocolate milk from his happy meal in the back seat.

01:17:23.000 And I'd go, dude, you're going to spill that.

01:17:26.000 You're going to spill it all over yourself.

01:17:27.000 And he'd go, and then we hit a bump or something.

01:17:29.000 And he would just cover himself in chocolate milk.

01:17:31.000 And they'd always say the same thing.

01:17:32.000 He'd go, see?

01:17:34.000 See?

01:17:37.000 That's exactly what they act like.

01:17:39.000 They act like two-year-olds who spill chocolate milk on themselves.

01:17:45.000 Apollo!

01:17:48.000 That's how people in Boston pronounce lawyer.

01:17:54.000 Hi, I'm one of the top lads.

01:17:58.000 It sucks.

01:17:59.000 New Bedford Rehab.

01:18:03.000 Who gave him a fucking?

01:18:04.000 Take your fucking promotion, you cunt?

01:18:07.000 Right there.

01:18:12.000 Imagine dealing with this guy.

01:18:15.000 I would just quit.

01:18:18.000 Listen to Miss Chirpy.

01:18:19.000 I can care less who the fuck you are.

01:18:21.000 That dumb nigga, Danny, that was in here, okay?

01:18:24.000 I'm on the bed pair for a half an hour.

01:18:27.000 I got pissed all over my fucking bed.

01:18:30.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:18:31.000 Who pissed on your bed?

01:18:32.000 I need help.

01:18:33.000 I'll call the fucking cops.

01:18:34.000 Don't fuck with me, Brod.

01:18:36.000 Hi, police.

01:18:36.000 I shit my bed, and they're not cleaning it up.

01:18:39.000 If you're hollering at me.

01:18:41.000 Don't fuck with me, Brod.

01:18:43.000 I have been on this thing for a half an hour.

01:18:46.000 Here, people, half an hour.

01:18:48.000 New Benfit.

01:18:49.000 We got hospital, rehab, half an hour.

01:18:53.000 I'm not going there for my 650-pound problem when I'm shitting and pissing the bed.

01:18:58.000 No way.

01:18:59.000 Hospital, rehab, half an hour.

01:19:03.000 Half an hour.

01:19:04.000 I just came in.

01:19:05.000 Yep.

01:19:06.000 I'm the nursing supervisor.

01:19:07.000 I don't care who you are.

01:19:08.000 I just want to know if I'm going to be able to do that.

01:19:10.000 Design special things for these people, like big tubs with big drainage tubes on the bottom and a grate.

01:19:17.000 A grate, exactly.

01:19:18.000 A plastic grate.

01:19:19.000 And you can just shit and piss all you want.

01:19:21.000 It goes right into the sewer system.

01:19:22.000 Hose it down.

01:19:23.000 Just hose them.

01:19:27.000 Actually, they could just send them to a pig farm.

01:19:31.000 And they could go in one of the pig cages.

01:19:33.000 And they can have hay and whatever.

01:19:35.000 And then we just hose them down with all the other pigs.

01:19:37.000 Keep them company.

01:19:38.000 Yeah.

01:19:38.000 And they can yell into a little plastic phone.

01:19:42.000 Care about your name or anything else.

01:19:45.000 All right, but with you hollering is not going to get us.

01:19:48.000 Because I'm sitting on shit and pissed.

01:19:51.000 Okay, so we're going to.

01:19:52.000 For half an hour.

01:19:54.000 When?

01:19:55.000 Right now.

01:19:56.000 When?

01:19:56.000 Right now.

01:19:57.000 I don't see the nigga do it.

01:19:58.000 Where is Jake?

01:19:59.000 Where is everybody?

01:20:02.000 Yeah, well, I'm not going to tolerate sitting on shit and piss all fucking day either.

01:20:05.000 Got that bitch?

01:20:07.000 These guys are also in trouble for dealing drugs, right?

01:20:11.000 These brothers.

01:20:12.000 Or one of them was bullying the other guy, and they got arrested.

01:20:15.000 I think Steve got arrested for selling drugs.

01:20:17.000 Wow.

01:20:17.000 Yeah, we got to research this more.

01:20:19.000 We have a new show mascot, Steve Asante.

01:20:21.000 Free speech.tv, home of Steve Asante.

01:20:25.000 I bet he didn't deliver the drugs.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 21, 2019

S02E75 - PEAKY BLINDERS

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