Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 04, 2019


S02E81 - LET'S GO SEE ROGER STONE


Episode Stats

Length

41 minutes

Words per Minute

153.76637

Word Count

6,430

Sentence Count

752

Misogynist Sentences

33

Hate Speech Sentences

22


Summary

Ronnie and I talk about the 80's and 90's and the things we used to listen to in them. We also talk about women in dive bars and why they should be allowed to wear pants. Get Off My Lawn is a production of Native Creative Podcasts.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Devin McInnis.
00:00:20.000 Music.
00:00:22.000 Thank you.
00:00:27.000 here it comes Hit it, Ronnie.
00:00:35.000 Sing me a song, you're a singer.
00:00:41.000 Do me a wrong, you're a bringer of evil.
00:00:46.000 The devil is never a maker.
00:00:50.000 Deborah, the less that you give, you're a taker.
00:00:57.000 So it's all and all and all.
00:01:02.000 That's awesome.
00:01:06.000 I'm not really a DO guy.
00:01:09.000 I remember when I first got my Walkman when that album came out, and it was a big player, and it would have a strap that went around because it was that big.
00:01:19.000 You'd have your little orange headphones, and just walking through the burbs with that song playing.
00:01:26.000 Yeah, that was it.
00:01:28.000 You'd save batteries by sticking a pencil in the cassette hole and spinning it like that to rewind because rewinding destroys your batteries.
00:01:36.000 Another annoying thing about those is as the batteries would get lower, the songs would slow down.
00:01:41.000 So it would take you maybe two songs to realize you need new batteries as opposed to just a phone which dies.
00:01:48.000 Oh, I had that sport one too.
00:01:50.000 Oh, this yellow one here.
00:01:50.000 Let me see.
00:01:52.000 Yeah, it's classic.
00:01:53.000 I smashed that with a hammer when Stephanie Chabot told me she didn't actually quit smoking.
00:02:00.000 Never forget things like that, you know.
00:02:08.000 Sing me a song, you're a singer.
00:02:12.000 But still, it's like Hagar with Van Halen.
00:02:15.000 It's like the second guy.
00:02:16.000 Yeah, it doesn't feel right.
00:02:18.000 I mean, imagine you met someone that didn't like David Lee Roth Van Halen, but loved Sammy Hagar Van Halen.
00:02:23.000 I would have to have a shower.
00:02:25.000 Van Hagar?
00:02:26.000 They're out there.
00:02:27.000 They're out there.
00:02:28.000 What's that big hit they had?
00:02:30.000 Love or life?
00:02:31.000 Why can't this be love?
00:02:33.000 can't this be love straight from the heart ugh Thank you.
00:02:40.000 I don't know.
00:02:42.000 I like a couple of the songs they did, like On the Edge or whatever the hell.
00:02:48.000 You know, another album I used to love during those Walkman 80s walks was 2112.
00:02:54.000 Rush.
00:03:07.000 I'm like a girls' record collection.
00:03:09.000 No rush.
00:03:10.000 That's what I always say when I do that joke in the service industry.
00:03:14.000 If the guy or the girl, actually usually a guy, is like over 32.
00:03:20.000 Doesn't work with anyone under 32.
00:03:22.000 But I'll be with you in a second, sir.
00:03:23.000 Okay, I'm a girl's record collection.
00:03:25.000 No rush.
00:03:26.000 Works with me.
00:03:27.000 I went to see Rush in New York.
00:03:29.000 Not one check in Madison Square Guard.
00:03:31.000 I bet.
00:03:31.000 Just like dicks, as far as the eye could see.
00:03:35.000 Because they didn't allow pants.
00:03:38.000 They didn't allow pants?
00:03:39.000 No, you had to be bottomless.
00:03:41.000 So there were men with their genitals have?
00:03:43.000 Yeesh.
00:03:43.000 Yep.
00:03:44.000 Like, it was called, it was like someone to do with Piglet.
00:03:46.000 It was the Piglet tour.
00:03:48.000 And they're really into Piglet, so you had to dress like him.
00:03:50.000 Seems unnecessary.
00:03:52.000 No, there wasn't literal dicks.
00:03:54.000 Man.
00:03:55.000 Oh, man, I love dicks.
00:03:57.000 I love dick.
00:04:00.000 That's a weird thing being a slut, huh?
00:04:02.000 Yeah.
00:04:03.000 I just love dudes.
00:04:05.000 I understand it with homos, but when women are just like, oh, man, give me some of that dick.
00:04:10.000 It's not ladylike.
00:04:11.000 It's just weird.
00:04:12.000 Like that girl at the dive bar I was talking about last week.
00:04:16.000 Who Wagon sleeps with all the disgusting old men there, and they all want to fight each other.
00:04:21.000 It's caused chaos.
00:04:23.000 You know how they don't let women on a pirate ship?
00:04:25.000 They shouldn't let women into dive bars, especially sluts who want to fuck them.
00:04:28.000 Who's hot?
00:04:30.000 She's a hot woman.
00:04:31.000 This is crazy to me.
00:04:32.000 That's the weirdest thing I've ever come across in my life.
00:04:36.000 A very attractive lady goes to this disgusting dive bar I go at where I am breathtaking.
00:04:42.000 Imagine a bar where this is David Beckham.
00:04:45.000 Like I walk in and people go, well, Laddie Da.
00:04:50.000 I guess Ford Modeling Agency is closed and you're here to kill time.
00:04:55.000 Let's check out your lookbook.
00:04:57.000 I am melting your mouth gorgeous at this place.
00:05:01.000 And doesn't pay any mind to you.
00:05:03.000 Archie Bunker.
00:05:04.000 Oh, she'd probably fuck me, yeah.
00:05:05.000 Oh.
00:05:06.000 Archie Bunker would be okay there.
00:05:10.000 Like he'd be pretty, pretty, pretty hot.
00:05:12.000 He's like a that bar seven.
00:05:15.000 Yes, literally, yes.
00:05:15.000 Yeah.
00:05:17.000 I'm not exaggerating.
00:05:19.000 You're a that bar 10.
00:05:21.000 I'm the hottest piece of ass in that bar besides her.
00:05:21.000 Oh, yeah.
00:05:27.000 So weird.
00:05:30.000 What was that other Black Sabbath song we were singing?
00:05:34.000 Four fakes.
00:05:35.000 We should do.
00:05:40.000 We should go on tour doing a cappella warpigs.
00:05:43.000 Acapella Warpigs.
00:05:45.000 Oh, that's a good line in a rap.
00:05:47.000 That's a good Mercury Lounge.
00:05:50.000 Acapella Warpigs, walking all the time.
00:05:53.000 Feeling kind of funky with you.
00:05:56.000 We got some problems, technical difficulties.
00:05:58.000 This isn't a very good show so far.
00:06:00.000 It's just two guys nattering about music.
00:06:04.000 But yeah.
00:06:05.000 Black Sabbath when incredible.
00:06:06.000 Generals gathered in their masses.
00:06:10.000 Whaling out.
00:06:12.000 Even that whale and old.
00:06:14.000 You know what happened with Black Sabbath?
00:06:16.000 I think they're from like 1965, by the way.
00:06:19.000 Whenever you look up these bands that you go, oh, that was a cool 80s metal band, and you see when they started.
00:06:24.000 Like, I think Judas Priest started in 69.
00:06:28.000 Or maybe they started 69ing, And that's why Rob Alford left.
00:06:34.000 I got to get out of here.
00:06:39.000 So their practice space in Birmingham was above a horror theater that played scary movies.
00:06:48.000 And then Ozzy goes, Hey man, what about this?
00:06:52.000 What if we made horror music?
00:06:56.000 And people went, I never heard of that before.
00:06:59.000 What are you showing me?
00:07:01.000 It's the Black Sabbath dock.
00:07:04.000 You know, where's San Francisco?
00:07:07.000 you might as well say, let's go to Mars, you know.
00:07:09.000 I made it with my woman She couldn't help me with my mind Better than punk.
00:07:17.000 That's amazing.
00:07:18.000 No offense, punk.
00:07:19.000 Metal's better than you.
00:07:20.000 There's a lot of metal that's better than punk.
00:07:22.000 Like Motley Cruz Shout out the Devil.
00:07:24.000 That's more punk than punk.
00:07:25.000 Yeah, it's pretty dumb.
00:07:27.000 Well, not right!
00:07:30.000 Oh, friends of the devil, see what evil things.
00:07:33.000 Can't you see?
00:07:34.000 Wor up for blood!
00:07:37.000 Uh-oh, this one's from 2015.
00:07:39.000 Fight through the night.
00:07:41.000 Oh, this one is the embarrassing one?
00:07:43.000 This can't be good.
00:07:44.000 Is this the one where Vince Neil forgets all the words?
00:07:46.000 Yeah, he's like, shoot it up with you.
00:07:48.000 He's like a little screaming ball of meat.
00:07:51.000 Oh, shit.
00:07:52.000 Come on.
00:07:52.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:07:53.000 That's dangerous.
00:07:55.000 Toast your fingies?
00:07:58.000 Come inside, toast your fingies.
00:08:01.000 Hey, Nikki Six, how'd you get the nickname Toasted Fingies?
00:08:07.000 Is this the one where they're making fun of him?
00:08:10.000 This is him doing his best.
00:08:11.000 This is him doing his best.
00:08:27.000 Remember the corpse.
00:08:33.000 You know what he sounds like?
00:08:34.000 He sounds like someone who likes Motley Crew cleaning their room alone.
00:08:40.000 that's what they sound like with the headphones on Oh, that's so bad, man.
00:08:50.000 Vince Neal the maid.
00:08:53.000 Hey, man, check it out.
00:08:54.000 Vince Neal cleaned up my room.
00:08:56.000 Jesse Lee Peterson told him to.
00:08:58.000 That was a little angry ball of meat, man.
00:09:02.000 Well, he is ancient.
00:09:04.000 Yeah.
00:09:05.000 Chinese secret.
00:09:06.000 Like, everyone likes to make fun of old people.
00:09:07.000 We're going to be old.
00:09:09.000 I'm already old.
00:09:10.000 He's probably 65.
00:09:13.000 Let's check back in when we're 65.
00:09:14.000 It's like that, what's her name?
00:09:16.000 Kellyanne Clarkson.
00:09:17.000 Who's the woman in the White House?
00:09:18.000 The blonde?
00:09:19.000 Kellyanne Conway.
00:09:20.000 Kellyanne Conway.
00:09:20.000 I was like, what a fucking rat-faced pig she is.
00:09:24.000 She's like 55.
00:09:27.000 Let's check in on your wife when she's 55.
00:09:30.000 I bet she's a fat pig with short hair.
00:09:33.000 She looks pretty darn good for her age.
00:09:35.000 When she was young, she was a smokeshow.
00:09:38.000 Very pretty, rather.
00:09:39.000 Maybe not a smoke show.
00:09:40.000 Yeah, not my type.
00:09:42.000 But great.
00:09:43.000 Oh, that's so white trash, isn't it?
00:09:46.000 It's the best.
00:09:47.000 All right, let's get down to the show.
00:09:49.000 Time to start the show.
00:09:50.000 So we broke a major story.
00:09:52.000 Milo found these audio, found audio of Richard Spencer going ballistic, talking about kikes and octoroons, which is someone who is an eighth black.
00:10:04.000 Seems like a strange person to throw into your hate mix.
00:10:11.000 Can you even tell when someone's an Octoroon?
00:10:13.000 That's not very black.
00:10:15.000 It's one-eighth, right?
00:10:16.000 Octo.
00:10:18.000 But he was railing against them, and he's very against sort of Nick Fuentes and the new dissident right.
00:10:23.000 People have been pressuring us to get those guys on the show, the America First type guys.
00:10:30.000 I don't know.
00:10:32.000 I don't feel like that's our scene.
00:10:33.000 Like these sort of trad guys who hate gays and say, like they harass Charlie Kirk and say, how is anal sex going to save the country?
00:10:43.000 Both of them kind of annoy me, to be honest.
00:10:45.000 But anyway, this is a major scoop.
00:10:48.000 It's trending on Twitter now, but no one is referencing the fact that it was on free speech.tv.
00:10:53.000 No one would dare let me launder my hate.
00:10:57.000 So they just linked to the YouTube video.
00:11:00.000 We probably should have embedded it on the site, but they probably figured out a way not to put it on.
00:11:04.000 But no one is mentioning free speech.tv in this.
00:11:07.000 We're getting zero credit.
00:11:09.000 And I would also posit that everyone's got the story wrong.
00:11:13.000 Here's the story.
00:11:15.000 It's you give Richard Spencer a voice.
00:11:18.000 He's the bona fide bad guy.
00:11:21.000 He doesn't want blacks in America.
00:11:23.000 He wants them gone.
00:11:24.000 He wants them to, I don't know how his, I've had him on my show many times.
00:11:30.000 And I'm like, what are the logistics here, Richard?
00:11:32.000 Is it a cruise ship?
00:11:34.000 So people are, so the takeaway is you never should have given him a voice, CNN, Jake Tapper, all these people.
00:11:44.000 No, the takeaway is, why does Gavin, Laura, Milo, all these people, Sabo, get banned, Proud Boys.
00:11:51.000 Why are they all banned?
00:11:52.000 Yet Richard Spencer can talk.
00:11:55.000 Maybe Richard Spencer's a Fed.
00:11:58.000 That's the takeaway here.
00:12:00.000 So it's not ban more, it's ban less.
00:12:03.000 But I don't think one person, I'm watching it here on Twitter, and some people are saying, you know, they're doing the whole punch a Nazi meme.
00:12:12.000 They love violence when it's on their side.
00:12:15.000 And they're saying not only did CNN repeatedly have Richard Spencer on and normalize the fuck out of him, but CNN and the entire mass media adopted his term, alt-right, to soften white supremacy and help elect Trump.
00:12:29.000 Like, no one's informed.
00:12:30.000 Here's the deal with Richard Spencer.
00:12:32.000 Back in 08, he was normal.
00:12:34.000 He was normal for up until 2016.
00:12:39.000 He was an alt-right just meant I'm right-wing, but alternative.
00:12:43.000 Everyone said they were alt-right when it first started really getting wings in, say, 2014, 2015.
00:12:50.000 Ezra Levant, Jews, everyone said, yeah, I like that.
00:12:53.000 It's like I'm right-wing, but I'm kind of alternative.
00:12:56.000 Richard Spencer invented it years and years before, but it finally got wind Just before Trump won.
00:13:02.000 And then there was a conference where Richard Spencer was starting to get mainstream acceptance.
00:13:08.000 A lot of people were at that conference.
00:13:09.000 And he said, Heil Trump.
00:13:12.000 No, sorry, Hail Trump, meaning like hail Caesar.
00:13:16.000 And then he did something like a fist in the air or something.
00:13:20.000 Some people in the audience seek Heiling.
00:13:24.000 And then, and I feel like that was a moment of self-sabotage.
00:13:29.000 Now, did he self-sabotage the movement and turn the alt-right into a Nazi thing on purpose?
00:13:36.000 Was he a CIA operative where they said, you got to ramp it up here?
00:13:39.000 This is getting too normal.
00:13:40.000 I don't know.
00:13:42.000 But these are the kind of questions we should be asking, not why was he over on CNN?
00:13:46.000 Everyone should be on CNN.
00:13:47.000 Everyone should be on everything.
00:13:49.000 That's what free speech is.
00:13:51.000 And it's very interesting to talk to a bona fide Holocaust denier, anti-Semite, someone who wants America to be all white.
00:13:58.000 That's interesting.
00:13:59.000 Don't you want to talk to them?
00:14:01.000 I want to hear it.
00:14:01.000 I want to hear what the logistics are.
00:14:03.000 So Milo writes this article and says, you know, you give these guys a voice, but you censor us.
00:14:09.000 And the takeaway is, yeah, you're right.
00:14:11.000 We should censor him.
00:14:12.000 It's sort of like if you're in school and you get a C and you look at your friend's paper and he basically had the same one.
00:14:19.000 He got a B. And you go to the teacher and you go, he gets a B and I get a C. And the teacher goes, oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:25.000 And erases a B and gives him a C. There.
00:14:27.000 Now you both have C's.
00:14:28.000 That's what they're getting from this.
00:14:31.000 And then other takeaways include, don't let Milo launder his hate.
00:14:37.000 He's still one of them.
00:14:38.000 He's just as bad.
00:14:41.000 And then just punch Nazis, punch Nazis, punch.
00:14:46.000 And then a lot of people saying, why is there anyone surprised?
00:14:48.000 This is always what he said.
00:14:49.000 That's kind of my take is, yeah, of course he said all this.
00:14:54.000 And then people show old pictures of him, like with Jack Pisobic or Andy No or Pisobic and Andy No, sorry.
00:15:02.000 Yeah, people change.
00:15:06.000 I think that might be my biggest pet peeve with the way pop culture and politics is perceived in 2019.
00:15:12.000 It's inconceivable to someone that something has evolved or devolved.
00:15:17.000 It's just, oh yeah, this guy was a pedophile.
00:15:20.000 Here he is.
00:15:21.000 Actually, that's a bad example because pedophiles don't evolve.
00:15:24.000 Yeah, they can't really.
00:15:25.000 But this guy said something racist.
00:15:27.000 Here he is in 1990 with Bill Burr.
00:15:32.000 I could show you me chilling with John Glazer, David Cross, Bob Odenkirk, Johnny Knoxville, Jennifer Anniston, Justin Thoreau.
00:15:42.000 I've got even my book here.
00:15:44.000 I've got praise from Mindy Kaling and Nikki Glazer and all these people.
00:15:50.000 Are they responsible for the stigma that I have now?
00:15:53.000 Are they Nazis now?
00:15:56.000 Wait a minute.
00:15:57.000 That's a terrible analogy because that's saying that I've evolved into a Nazi.
00:16:00.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:02.000 Well, he got me to take a picture with him in DC after the Deplorable.
00:16:08.000 I didn't know who he was.
00:16:09.000 I just heard his name, so I was like, oh, I've heard of you.
00:16:11.000 I met him in 07 or 08.
00:16:14.000 He was an intellectual who was totally obsessed with the Founding Fathers.
00:16:18.000 And he had a website called like American Right or something.
00:16:22.000 And it was all about, you know, Thomas Jefferson and Madison and all that, Ben Franklin.
00:16:32.000 I love those guys.
00:16:33.000 And obviously this whole network is dedicated to the First Amendment.
00:16:36.000 But I don't know.
00:16:37.000 I like all pictures with wigs.
00:16:39.000 I just sort of start to snooze.
00:16:43.000 Anyway, that was stupid and gay and boring.
00:16:48.000 And it didn't bring us any publicity whatsoever.
00:16:51.000 Although we're doing, how many subscribers are we up to now?
00:16:54.000 13,200.
00:16:56.000 That's pretty sweet.
00:16:57.000 I think it's, is it going to plateau?
00:17:00.000 Nope.
00:17:01.000 It's always growing.
00:17:02.000 I remember with Vice, we got to 10,000 copies in Montreal, and then we just couldn't really get more than that.
00:17:02.000 It has to plateau.
00:17:09.000 And I started to think, maybe there's 10,000 weirdos in Montreal.
00:17:14.000 So that's why we went national, and then we had the 10,000 weirdos in every town, and then that's why we went, that was just Canada.
00:17:21.000 Then that's why we went international because we'd get the 10,000 weirdos everywhere.
00:17:25.000 But we never really had mainstream acceptance.
00:17:28.000 Not till I left.
00:17:31.000 Also in the news.
00:17:32.000 No, this isn't in the news at all.
00:17:34.000 So when we last saw you, it was Halloween.
00:17:37.000 We then set up a thing.
00:17:39.000 Ryan and I have it down to an art form now.
00:17:41.000 Here's the key to scaring kids.
00:17:44.000 If you are a monster and you have a werewolf mask or something, or even if you're a zombie standing there going, ugh, do kids really think that there's a zombie standing there?
00:17:55.000 I mean, you'd have to be three.
00:17:57.000 And if you were three, you shouldn't be scaring a three-year-old.
00:18:01.000 So you're left with nothing but the scare.
00:18:04.000 You jump out and scream, no, your face should look weird.
00:18:07.000 This is an annoying thing about Ryan.
00:18:09.000 He comes over, comes up all the way up to the burbs, right?
00:18:14.000 Him and this chick have spent like two hours on their makeup and they have perfect skulls.
00:18:18.000 Have you got a picture of that?
00:18:20.000 I think so, yes.
00:18:21.000 And I'm looking at it going, what are you doing, dude?
00:18:23.000 And he goes, oh, it's pretty.
00:18:25.000 And it was like perfectly symmetrical and everything.
00:18:27.000 And I go, that's not freaky.
00:18:29.000 And he goes, I'm just scaring people.
00:18:31.000 It's just a split second.
00:18:32.000 I go, yeah.
00:18:32.000 But the way you scare people is confusion.
00:18:36.000 Like, I've been scaring my family members my whole life.
00:18:39.000 And the way I used to scare the shit out of my dad is I would be in his closet.
00:18:43.000 I'd have maybe a jacket on backwards, something incongruous.
00:18:46.000 That's the keyword.
00:18:48.000 And I would just come out going, hey, is there going to be a thing?
00:18:50.000 And just keep talking at him as he went, oh, Jesus Christ.
00:18:53.000 And would go falling backwards.
00:18:55.000 If you just go, boo, or you have a skull face, or there's a mental vocabulary for that.
00:19:01.000 It fits.
00:19:02.000 There's a file for it.
00:19:03.000 Oh, person dressed up as skull.
00:19:04.000 Got it.
00:19:07.000 so i just had to take his face and go See, now when the kids see it, they go, what is that?
00:19:20.000 Is it a guy who was a skeleton, but then he took drugs and he sweated off his makeup?
00:19:26.000 Now it's now they, and when I, and here's another thing I do.
00:19:30.000 I scream, what the hell's going on?
00:19:32.000 You're about to see it.
00:19:33.000 And so they go, wait a minute, the host doesn't know who these people are?
00:19:36.000 We're dealing with two seconds.
00:19:39.000 And here's another thing I noticed.
00:19:41.000 You probably won't see this on the video.
00:19:42.000 It is the after.
00:19:45.000 Spooky.
00:19:45.000 That is 1,000 times scarier.
00:19:48.000 Looks like Devil's Rejects or something cool.
00:19:50.000 Yeah, you look like a juggalo who got too high and just started forest gump running through the city for hours and hours and hours until he ended up in Harlem and then got stabbed.
00:20:05.000 That's post-stab, clearly.
00:20:06.000 See, isn't that way better?
00:20:08.000 Yeah.
00:20:08.000 Now you don't know who, what is going on with that guy?
00:20:11.000 What a weirdo.
00:20:13.000 So another thing I noticed is to go like this, and as I'm going, what the hell is going on?
00:20:17.000 I would pound my feet on the wood floor.
00:20:20.000 So now the ground's shaking.
00:20:22.000 Mass confusion.
00:20:23.000 Bullet confusion.
00:20:24.000 And then you sneak out a silent fart that stinks real bad.
00:20:29.000 They're getting a full assault on all senses.
00:20:31.000 It stinks in here.
00:20:32.000 It's moving.
00:20:34.000 I don't know what to do for next year, though.
00:20:35.000 Because I was thinking of having zombies with chains on their necks and they're attached to cinder blocks.
00:20:41.000 And then when kids come in, I go, get back, get back.
00:20:43.000 And I'm like a lion tamer.
00:20:44.000 And they're just like, ugh.
00:20:46.000 But again, they're not going to think that's actual zombies.
00:20:49.000 So now it's like guar.
00:20:51.000 Now it's like funny monster.
00:20:54.000 What about you have that door?
00:20:57.000 You're like, oh, wait, let me get the bowl of candy.
00:20:59.000 And you creep the door open.
00:21:00.000 And then back there, there's like somebody sawing up a fake body and a lot of blood back there.
00:21:06.000 It's too dramatic.
00:21:07.000 Too theatrical.
00:21:07.000 And they take a peek.
00:21:09.000 I think one possibility is I get a bunch of these figures that you get at the Halloween store, right?
00:21:17.000 They all have masks on, and you're one of them.
00:21:20.000 And then they're wondering which one's real, which one's fake.
00:21:22.000 Yeah.
00:21:23.000 And then just as they're leaving, you like grab a leg or something.
00:21:26.000 You grab a leg or something.
00:21:27.000 You might get hurt doing that.
00:21:29.000 Yeah.
00:21:30.000 People punch things like that.
00:21:31.000 No, no.
00:21:33.000 I live in an affluent suburb.
00:21:34.000 You're thinking of the South Bronx.
00:21:37.000 Anyway, let's watch some clips of me and Ryan scaring the living shit out of some kids.
00:21:52.000 I never don't have a beer in my hand when I'm at home.
00:21:56.000 It's like Ricky with his Roman Cokes.
00:21:58.000 It's an appendage.
00:22:07.000 I was very saccharine.
00:22:09.000 Sweeter than the candy bowl in there, just to freak them out.
00:22:12.000 I go, hello.
00:22:21.000 Then my son's friends start running out.
00:22:25.000 That one was okay.
00:22:26.000 Can you turn up the volume?
00:22:28.000 Yep.
00:22:29.000 Oh, yeah, here I have to block the door because I notice they're...
00:22:36.000 Here I have to block the door because I can see them trying to get out.
00:22:40.000 To escape.
00:22:41.000 To escape the hipster ghouls.
00:22:44.000 He had hats on.
00:22:47.000 Hey, dudes.
00:22:49.000 Come on in.
00:22:52.000 What you got in your hands, sir?
00:22:53.000 I'm wearing a pink shirt with pineapples on it.
00:22:56.000 Because I'm such a sweetheart.
00:22:58.000 Oh, these are the guys that didn't get phased, right?
00:23:00.000 Oh, you think so, yeah.
00:23:01.000 Oh, cool.
00:23:06.000 No, UNICEF.
00:23:08.000 UNICEF donates to Palestinian terrorists.
00:23:11.000 Every quarter you put in there is a dead Jew.
00:23:15.000 But this wasn't a UNICEF box.
00:23:16.000 was like, they finally sussed it out.
00:23:19.000 The hell is mad!
00:23:23.000 See, with the little kids, you were less scary.
00:23:26.000 Yeah.
00:23:27.000 You were like, go easy on them.
00:23:28.000 So instead of boo, I went, yeah.
00:23:31.000 You shouldn't have shown that one.
00:23:32.000 That one's reeked.
00:23:34.000 Oh, color.
00:23:35.000 That was to show that we're kind.
00:23:40.000 Okay, well, thanks for coming.
00:23:44.000 What the hell is that?
00:23:49.000 Keep going.
00:23:51.000 I'm unsatisfied.
00:23:52.000 So far?
00:23:53.000 Yeah.
00:23:54.000 So far, so blue balls.
00:23:56.000 So far, so bored.
00:23:57.000 I shouldn't really talk about blue balls around kids.
00:24:02.000 Well, they can't hear you, to be fair.
00:24:08.000 Do you have the one where the girls all have their phones up?
00:24:10.000 I believe so, yes.
00:24:12.000 Because they knew from last year that you're going to jump out of that wall.
00:24:15.000 You saw them aiming their phones because they wanted to make it a Twitter moment or whatever.
00:24:19.000 And he went around to the other door and scared them from behind.
00:24:25.000 Turn it up.
00:24:26.000 I'm sorry.
00:24:26.000 I don't recall every single one.
00:24:29.000 I do remember, though, that you watched me last year and I tested.
00:24:32.000 Thanks for coming.
00:24:37.000 Then you decide to flank them.
00:24:39.000 I think that's much more effective.
00:24:41.000 And then she stays there.
00:24:43.000 She's in shock.
00:24:45.000 Oh, yeah, that little girl just stayed there.
00:24:48.000 Okay, bye.
00:24:50.000 I believe there's one of you denying candy because they have no costumes on.
00:24:55.000 Yeah, and they thought I was kidding.
00:24:56.000 Yeah.
00:24:57.000 There's no way you're actually.
00:24:58.000 This isn't a joke, lady.
00:25:00.000 Lady, you're now a lady.
00:25:03.000 You just grew up.
00:25:06.000 Is this it?
00:25:07.000 No.
00:25:09.000 It's the lone cowboy and his two buddies.
00:25:14.000 They would always reach into the bowl.
00:25:19.000 But kids, parents bring their kids from the poor neighborhood to get candy, and sometimes they don't even have a costume in it.
00:25:29.000 That's a terrible one, Ryan.
00:25:30.000 Why'd you even show that?
00:25:32.000 vet them.
00:25:33.000 I just...
00:25:35.000 You were working on this for about an hour before we started the show.
00:25:38.000 I want to make sure I got all of them.
00:25:39.000 Well, no, we don't need all of them.
00:25:41.000 That one was one of the worst.
00:25:42.000 We just wasted everyone's time.
00:25:47.000 Oh, my God.
00:25:48.000 Okay, well, thanks for coming.
00:25:50.000 Oh, my God.
00:25:55.000 I got caught on the door.
00:25:58.000 These are, this is getting embarrassing.
00:26:01.000 You better have a good one here.
00:26:03.000 This one, I believe, is the bomb.
00:26:07.000 We're boring our viewers to tears.
00:26:11.000 It's great to see you.
00:26:12.000 Come on in.
00:26:13.000 I love how you're a life girl.
00:26:15.000 You're a cheerleader.
00:26:17.000 One of the girls I recognized from my daughter's social life, and that girl doesn't hang out with my daughter anymore, so I hated her.
00:26:25.000 i really ramped up the scare because i wanted to punish her for not calling my daughter back I used to drag it out, too.
00:26:36.000 Nice and slow.
00:26:42.000 That's what it's all about.
00:26:42.000 It's just touching.
00:26:43.000 Thanks for coming.
00:26:44.000 Thank you.
00:26:52.000 Bye.
00:26:52.000 Thank you.
00:26:53.000 Thank you.
00:26:54.000 That was good.
00:26:56.000 Is that all you got?
00:26:56.000 I'm getting depressed.
00:26:57.000 These are so boring.
00:26:59.000 It's actually making you sad?
00:27:00.000 Yeah.
00:27:01.000 It's making me want to go read the paper.
00:27:05.000 We're now officially background music.
00:27:07.000 Oh, there's my daughter.
00:27:08.000 I know.
00:27:08.000 Come on in.
00:27:09.000 I love this.
00:27:11.000 Can't be.
00:27:11.000 Can't be.
00:27:13.000 Doesn't one of them fall?
00:27:15.000 Yeah, this is the one with the phones, I think.
00:27:18.000 Is it?
00:27:19.000 Yeah, I think so.
00:27:22.000 Yeah, they said I could see it.
00:27:23.000 So they're looking at that door now.
00:27:25.000 So they just saw you, so now you're going around to the other door.
00:27:28.000 Correct.
00:27:29.000 I love them.
00:27:30.000 This is a poppy cake magic rolling dark.
00:27:33.000 Woo!
00:27:34.000 Buddy!
00:27:35.000 There's a lot of money.
00:27:36.000 Why is everyone so obsessed with candy?
00:27:38.000 You already have enough for like six months.
00:27:41.000 I can't put this on my story and like I want this to like.
00:27:44.000 Oh, story.
00:27:44.000 That's an Instagram story.
00:27:45.000 Is that what they're doing?
00:27:47.000 So Instagram's still big with the kids.
00:27:49.000 You know what?
00:27:49.000 There's a lot of different fun stuff going on at Halloween, and I think that it's great that you guys came out.
00:27:55.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:27:56.000 Thanks for coming.
00:27:58.000 What the hell was that?
00:28:03.000 That's like chasing pigeons.
00:28:05.000 They all just start flying away.
00:28:07.000 Yeah, one is on the floor, incapacitated.
00:28:11.000 I remember there was one little Latina girl that remember her parents dropped her off like they did drive-through trick-or-treating?
00:28:17.000 Pissed me off.
00:28:18.000 I know.
00:28:18.000 And so we scared her relentlessly, and I felt so bad because as I was yelling, I was like, I'm looking in her eyes, and they're just welling with tears.
00:28:27.000 She's like, I felt so bad.
00:28:29.000 It's so bad.
00:28:30.000 I commanded that.
00:28:33.000 And then I thought, uh-oh, this might be bad.
00:28:35.000 But I knew that the dad was just driving up in a minivan, going door to door in the minivan, which pissed me off.
00:28:41.000 Then we look outside.
00:28:42.000 I look outside, and she's screaming and hitting her father's chair from the back, and he's filming her.
00:28:49.000 He's filming the brother and the daughter.
00:28:51.000 So I thought, okay, I'm off the hook.
00:28:54.000 So yeah, that was a fun Halloween.
00:28:56.000 Yeah, that was good.
00:28:57.000 I got to start thinking now, though, about what we're going to do next year.
00:29:01.000 In other news, Trump went to an MMA fight on the weekend and he was loudly booed.
00:29:10.000 Do you have that's one, two?
00:29:12.000 Look, everyone hates Trump.
00:29:13.000 Everyone hates the president.
00:29:15.000 He's a douche.
00:29:16.000 Listen to him getting booed.
00:29:18.000 Turn it up.
00:29:18.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:29:19.000 What the hey?
00:29:21.000 Oh.
00:29:25.000 You can hear it clearly.
00:29:27.000 Boo!
00:29:28.000 Yeah!
00:29:28.000 Boo!
00:29:34.000 Trump loudly booed.
00:29:36.000 Big fingers.
00:29:37.000 Look at that.
00:29:37.000 Figures even.
00:29:39.000 Boy, they hate his guts.
00:29:43.000 MMA is pretty right-wing.
00:29:46.000 You'll see when you look at these MMA guys' Twitter feed and stuff, they tend to be pro-Trump.
00:29:53.000 Same with boxing, really.
00:29:56.000 But Donald Trump Jr., the younger version, put this up and he said, there wasn't booing.
00:30:03.000 But what does he say?
00:30:04.000 For all the haters that keep pretending, it was only for all those haters who keep pretending, it was only cheers by us in the first video and booze elsewhere.
00:30:12.000 Here's another one from higher up.
00:30:14.000 Nice try, fake news.
00:30:15.000 Faker's going to fake, but you're only driving home the point that you guys are biased beyond repair.
00:30:20.000 Faker's going to fake, but you're only driving home the point that you guys are biased beyond repair.
00:30:37.000 It's just so petty.
00:30:38.000 We're in high school.
00:30:39.000 Clown World is high school.
00:30:41.000 And now, and you'll talk to liberals now and they'll go, hey, I heard your boy got booed at the UFC fight.
00:30:47.000 No, he didn't, dude.
00:30:48.000 I can take your insults if they're true, but they're not fucking true.
00:30:54.000 Fake news.
00:30:56.000 Mental obesity.
00:30:58.000 Oh, Richard Spencer was screaming about kikes and octoroons.
00:31:02.000 He never should have been on CNN.
00:31:04.000 Of course he should have been on CNN.
00:31:06.000 He's an influential Nazi.
00:31:10.000 This is how bad ideas get squashed.
00:31:14.000 You debate them to death.
00:31:16.000 To hide them all and put them in boxes is to give them more power, more credence.
00:31:21.000 Talk it out.
00:31:22.000 Sunlight is the best disinfectant.
00:31:24.000 But no.
00:31:28.000 Also in the news, Trump, CNN had a whole thing, this is one for, on Trump's terrible grammar, his unbelievably bad spelling.
00:31:40.000 And they used the term misspelling errors.
00:31:44.000 Look at the turgid tattletale there.
00:31:46.000 And as Chadwick Moore points out, what the fuck is a misspelling error?
00:31:52.000 Do you mean spelling error?
00:31:54.000 Or do you mean misspelling?
00:31:56.000 Because a misspelling error sounds like two negatives might just make a positive.
00:31:59.000 Yeah, I failed to misspell that.
00:32:01.000 He was trying to misspell and he fucked up by spelling it right?
00:32:05.000 What a loser Trump is.
00:32:06.000 He can't even misspell correctly.
00:32:08.000 It's a misspelling error.
00:32:10.000 Like, you'd think you'd have some grammar Nazi go over that and say, hey, we're about to make fun of typos.
00:32:15.000 I do this all the time.
00:32:17.000 Like, I wrote that article about how women can't write and I sent it to a copy editor friend.
00:32:22.000 I said, can you really go over this with a fine-tooth comb?
00:32:25.000 Because I can't say women can't write and then have a bunch of shitty writing.
00:32:30.000 So, yeah, check yourself before you wreck yourself.
00:32:33.000 Misspelling error.
00:32:37.000 He makes spelling mistakes.
00:32:38.000 All right.
00:32:39.000 Everybody does.
00:32:39.000 I do.
00:32:40.000 Everybody does.
00:32:40.000 But on Twitter, Donald Trump makes a lot of weekends.
00:32:46.000 Yes.
00:32:47.000 Why is his phone in his hand?
00:32:49.000 I think it's part of the point, maybe.
00:32:52.000 Oh, it's like a prop.
00:32:53.000 Yeah.
00:32:55.000 Like, he does it on these things.
00:32:59.000 There was another article on CNN, a written article called Why Trump's Typos Matter.
00:33:07.000 I think you got a couple of typos on that shirt.
00:33:09.000 No, this was taken verbatim from one of your tweets, therefore it's correct.
00:33:16.000 That's the thing, death of truth, right?
00:33:18.000 It's actually not that funny.
00:33:19.000 I know English teachers are horrified by the president's poor form.
00:33:22.000 Lots of other people are embarrassed by it too.
00:33:24.000 But I've never seen anyone do a comprehensive study of his spelling errors or look at what they mean.
00:33:29.000 So that's what we're doing.
00:33:31.000 FactBase is this excellent website that has every single word the president says, some other politicians as well.
00:33:37.000 It looks at all of Trump's tweets, even the deleted ones, for this database of typos and other screw-ups.
00:33:42.000 So we gave President Trump the full benefit of the doubt.
00:33:46.000 These researchers only counted true misspellings, homophone swaps, and incorrect multi-word phrases.
00:33:52.000 So here's what the researchers found.
00:33:54.000 On average, Trump makes a spelling error at least one out of every five days.
00:33:58.000 And since taking office, he's made at least 188 of them total.
00:34:02.000 More than 188 spelling errors on Twitter.
00:34:06.000 No, this is journalism today.
00:34:08.000 Turgid Tattletales.
00:34:09.000 Greg Gutfeld, I haven't spoken to him since he hired that shithead Tyrus, but I got to hand it to him.
00:34:14.000 Turgid Tattletale is the most perfect insult for Brian Stettler.
00:34:19.000 Look at him.
00:34:20.000 So humorless, too.
00:34:21.000 Obama.
00:34:22.000 Zero.
00:34:22.000 You know who Brian Stettler is?
00:34:24.000 He's a hall monitor.
00:34:26.000 He's mad you don't have your hall pass.
00:34:28.000 But generally, all these politicians, they get it right.
00:34:31.000 They're careful.
00:34:32.000 They pay close attention to what they're tweeting.
00:34:35.000 President Trump is really the odd man out on this with constant misspellings on his feet.
00:34:40.000 He doesn't give a shit.
00:34:40.000 It hasn't always been this way.
00:34:41.000 Look, in 2015.
00:34:43.000 It was different back then.
00:34:44.000 Who cares?
00:34:45.000 Yeah.
00:34:46.000 Loser.
00:34:47.000 Look at that.
00:34:47.000 They got a whole graph of the misspellings.
00:34:49.000 At least that's correct.
00:34:50.000 Trump's misspellings.
00:34:52.000 Yes, that's correct.
00:34:53.000 And absurd Twitter typos.
00:34:55.000 Sure.
00:34:57.000 Also in the news, Alex Jones sent me this.
00:35:02.000 He invaded a Hillary Clinton rally.
00:35:04.000 This guy knows how to spend money.
00:35:06.000 He is not a cheapskate.
00:35:08.000 You look at his set, and it's way better than Fox's.
00:35:11.000 Like, better than Hannity.
00:35:13.000 His studio is much nicer than Fox News.
00:35:15.000 I've been to both.
00:35:16.000 CNN, I've been to both.
00:35:17.000 CNN's a shithole.
00:35:19.000 CNN is just a bunch of little booths, a bunch of little sound stages, tiny little booths, and then the one or two sets for their big shows.
00:35:27.000 And even then, those are ugly.
00:35:30.000 Alex Jones' shit is state-of-the-art.
00:35:33.000 And there's about four big, beautiful studios.
00:35:35.000 Even his green room is awesome.
00:35:37.000 The green room at Fox News is just like cheap, decaying IKEA furniture and some rotten biscuits.
00:35:45.000 And there's always black guys.
00:35:47.000 Black guests, I find, are always really going to town on the lunches, like D-Ray Murdoch and stuff.
00:35:53.000 I'm just like, is this the first time you've seen a sandwich before?
00:35:56.000 Why are you going so nuts?
00:35:58.000 This one's got a toothpick in it, though.
00:36:00.000 And it's frilly.
00:36:01.000 Okay, so he, I don't know what the hell he's in.
00:36:03.000 It's some sort of armored vehicle with a, like a top on it, like a submarine that he sticks his head out of and yells.
00:36:10.000 Look at the quality here, too.
00:36:13.000 And this sort of goes back to Richard Spencer.
00:36:16.000 We need everyone in here, the kooks, the Nazis, the good guys, the bad guys.
00:36:19.000 We need to see it all.
00:36:21.000 Let me see it all with my own eyes.
00:36:22.000 I'll decide.
00:36:23.000 Not you.
00:36:26.000 Not that Alex Jones is a kook or a Nazi.
00:36:31.000 But I guess my point is if the left had their way, you wouldn't see this.
00:36:36.000 I mean, it's literally a banned video.
00:36:37.000 It's fighting murder!
00:36:39.000 America will gather!
00:36:42.000 Let's go!
00:36:43.000 The answer to 19!
00:36:45.000 That is an aggressive-looking vehicle.
00:36:51.000 I don't understand it.
00:36:53.000 Did he have it made?
00:36:55.000 Can you buy that?
00:36:57.000 You can buy a truck that has a top hatch?
00:37:00.000 Well, don't go researching it now.
00:37:01.000 We want to keep seeing this.
00:37:02.000 Let me see if I could view it on YouTube.
00:37:04.000 I think it might be higher res.
00:37:05.000 Hillary Clinton is an enemy of the American people!
00:37:11.000 Hillary Clinton!
00:37:14.000 See, this is the America I want.
00:37:16.000 fun stuff.
00:37:16.000 Hillary Clinton is openly calling for censorship of all patriots and nationals.
00:37:25.000 Hillary Clinton is a criminal who failed the KLR Nation out to the Chai Cove of America.
00:37:32.000 Looks like the bad guys car in like Fast and Furious.
00:37:36.000 This is fun.
00:37:37.000 See, Alex Jones is making life fun again.
00:37:40.000 Yeah.
00:37:41.000 Like even the Hillary supporters are kind of enjoying themselves.
00:37:45.000 He's a bad guy.
00:37:47.000 He's wrestling.
00:37:48.000 Yeah.
00:37:48.000 It's awesome.
00:37:50.000 What a spectacle.
00:37:51.000 This really harkens back to his the first time I ever saw him in waking life.
00:37:54.000 He had a bullhorn.
00:37:55.000 He's driving down the streets of Houston talking about the human spirit.
00:37:59.000 You can't squash us.
00:38:00.000 We're going to take this thing back.
00:38:01.000 It's pretty awesome.
00:38:03.000 But yeah, that looks like a Hobbs and Shaw prop vehicle.
00:38:08.000 Yeah, tense.
00:38:13.000 Which brings us to Roger Stone.
00:38:16.000 Roger Stone goes on trial tomorrow.
00:38:20.000 We should go down there.
00:38:22.000 Yeah.
00:38:22.000 You know what we should do?
00:38:24.000 We should get on the train, pick up Milo, and go and report on it.
00:38:28.000 And you know what else we should do?
00:38:30.000 We should go to D.C. and find and make signs that say, what's his name?
00:38:34.000 David Shortel?
00:38:36.000 Yes, it is.
00:38:36.000 David Shortel, Stakeout King.
00:38:38.000 If you recall, David Shortel was the guy who, just on a hunch, happened to be at Roger Stone's house 15 minutes before the FBI showed up.
00:38:46.000 He had flown from D.C. to Palm Beach, I assume rented a car, decided not to start the stakeout that night and sleep in the car.
00:38:57.000 He's too good of a stakeout master.
00:39:01.000 So he slept at the hotel.
00:39:04.000 Then he got up at maybe five in the morning.
00:39:06.000 Hey, said to his camera buddy, wake up.
00:39:08.000 Hey.
00:39:09.000 And then they went over there and said, Let's begin our stakeout.
00:39:14.000 I assume they had coffee, some donuts, and 15 minutes later, all their hard work paid off, just based on a hunch.
00:39:23.000 I think we need to draw attention to that because you either think that David Shortel is the most gifted journalist in the history of journalism with incredible hubris to not start that stakeout the night before and to just show up 15 minutes before just based on a hunch, just something smelled in the air.
00:39:45.000 So he's either a god, a magic god, or there was collusion with the FBI and CNN, which is the media.
00:39:54.000 Now, if there is collusion with law enforcement and the media, well, that opens a whole Pandora's box, don't it?
00:40:06.000 Why are we sitting here in New York City talking about this?
00:40:10.000 You really want to go to D Suite?
00:40:12.000 Yeah.
00:40:13.000 That'd be cool.
00:40:14.000 We don't have to pack anything.
00:40:15.000 Grand Central.
00:40:17.000 We'll buy a toothbrush.
00:40:19.000 We'll go to Grand Central, take the train.
00:40:22.000 Ooh.
00:40:23.000 This is a suit cut.
00:40:25.000 I got my...
00:40:27.000 I got a suit here.
00:40:29.000 Okay.
00:40:29.000 I think it's looking good.
00:40:30.000 We'll put on some suits.
00:40:31.000 It would be cool if we had time to make shirts.
00:40:32.000 It'd say David Shortel Stakeout King.
00:40:35.000 Well, it is.
00:40:36.000 Oh, my God.
00:40:36.000 Imagine we see David Shortel there and we get his autograph.
00:40:38.000 That has to be the tone.
00:40:40.000 We're here for David Shortel.
00:40:41.000 We hate Stone.
00:40:43.000 Fuck Roger Stone.
00:40:44.000 He got caught by the greatest reporter.
00:40:46.000 And you know what's funny about David Shortel too?
00:40:49.000 You go, okay.
00:40:50.000 So you're the stakeout king.
00:40:51.000 You show up 15 minutes before people get arrested.
00:40:53.000 I assume you'll have a litany of other incredible scoops and discoveries.
00:40:59.000 I assume your YouTube channel will have a million different things.
00:41:02.000 Like, I love to bring up the example of Michelle Malkin when she has a bestseller.
00:41:06.000 You go, yes, yet another bestseller from this incredibly dedicated woman.
00:41:11.000 Ann Coulter, another bestseller, boom.
00:41:14.000 Or James O'Keefe, yet another super scoop.
00:41:17.000 Oh, now he has Jeff Bezos admitting that the Amazon, sorry, Washington Post is all about impeachment.
00:41:24.000 Yes, CNN, impeachment.
00:41:26.000 We get it.
00:41:27.000 Awesome.
00:41:28.000 Yet another slam dunk.
00:41:29.000 But this guy, he just came out of nowhere.
00:41:31.000 He's a one-hit wonder.
00:41:34.000 Yeah.
00:41:35.000 This guy should be like finding Hoffa's body on a lark just for fun.
00:41:38.000 Z's.
00:41:40.000 Let's go to Roger Stone.
00:41:41.000 Let's go to DC right now.
00:41:43.000 All right.
00:41:44.000 Epstein didn't kill himself.
00:41:47.000 Get fired.
00:41:48.000 Get in trouble.
00:41:49.000 Be brave.