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00:04:52.000I hate when young men have pussy handed to them on a silver platter and they're like, it wasn't the right time.
00:04:57.000Sometimes people are just more than pussy, Gavin.
00:05:01.000Yeah, there should be no situation where someone above a six offers you herself and you're like, oh, I got to go change my ramen noodle subscription.
00:05:11.000I thought you're comeback and I set you up for a perfect one.
00:05:14.000Sometimes people are more than pussy, Gavin.
00:10:06.000In April and May 1944, the Allied air forces lost nearly 12,000 men and over 2,000 aircraft.
00:10:13.000The Allied casualty figures for D-Day have generally estimated 10,000, including 2,500 dead.
00:10:18.000Broken down by nationality, the usual D-Day casualty figures approximately 2,700 British, 946 Canadians, 6,000 Americans.
00:10:26.000However, painstaking research by the U.S. National D-Day Memorial Foundation has achieved a more accurate and much higher figure for the Allied personnel who are killed on D-Day.
00:10:34.000They've recorded the names of individual Allied personnel killed on June 6th, 1944 in Operation Overlord, and so far they've verified 2,499 American casualties and 1,915 from other Allied nations, a total of 4,000 dead.
00:13:03.000Because you think he's some dumb old man?
00:13:06.000Journalists should have empathy if they want to do their job correctly.
00:13:09.000They should like people, they shouldn't see people as below them.
00:13:12.000But you see this so common, so much in Britain, especially with an accent like that old man has.
00:13:16.000He's got an East London, Croydon working-class accent.
00:13:19.000And you just get this patronizing tone from the media class over there.
00:13:23.000And by the way, I don't like when people separate Britain and Canada and America.
00:13:28.000We all have the same bullshit problems.
00:13:30.000They're about five years more down the line with this bullshit, as Ezra Levant says, their dystopian time machine, where you can see where we'll be in five years.
00:15:38.000This is the Western world that that man almost died for.
00:15:43.000I wanted to update you with a couple of things that have been going on behind the scenes in my world.
00:15:49.000Police officers were dispatched to an address they believe to be mine from West Yorkshire.
00:15:55.000My crime, as they see it, was reporting on the majority Pakistani Muslim grooming gang who have just appeared in Leeds Crown Court.
00:16:05.000I reported information that was already in the public domain.
00:16:09.000I reported information that had already been produced and reproduced by a major national newspaper together with names and photographs.
00:16:18.000And I posted information without personal comment.
00:16:22.000However, I was told that if I did not remove the information that I had posted, that I would be referred and a failure to comply with their demands would mean I would be referred to the Attorney General under Section 4 of the Contempt of Court Act.
00:16:38.000And of course, the gentleman behind all of this and West Yorkshire Police coming to an address they believe to be mine was Judge Marson.
00:16:49.000He's the same judge that threw Tommy Robinson in prison for contempt of court without due process, something that was overturned on appeal.
00:17:00.000So it's that same judge that then sent police officers from West Yorkshire Police to come to an address they believe to be mine to try to intimidate me and to force me to remove the post that I had made reporting information already in the public domain.
00:17:16.000Those men in court have now been found guilty of the sexual assault and abuse of our young white girls.
00:17:23.000Six of them were jailed and actually as it turns out one of those men has absconded.
00:17:30.000He is not in jail because he's absconded to Pakistan and I suppose there is the madness of my country right now where our young white girls are being raped, where the men who are doing the rapes are able to escape without going to jail and yet I'm the one with police officers showing up threatening me with contempt of court from a judge who already threw someone in jail without following due process.
00:18:23.000Just like Max and John up in Ulster prison right now.
00:18:28.000They get four years for a consensual fight, and the judge, that same judge, allowed a rabbi to rape eight children.
00:18:36.000And the sentence ended up being three months.
00:18:39.000He'd already served something like seven, and it was 10, and there was something wrong with the trial.
00:18:45.000Maybe they embarrassed the rabbi or they weren't kind enough to him during the trial or they dotted a T and crossed an I. But yeah, he got under a year, I believe, total time for raping children.
00:18:59.000So we have two cases of children being raped with no punishment and men being punished for standing up for themselves, for being men.
00:19:12.000Under the auspices of it's racism, it's Nazis, we have to stop the Nazis.
00:19:18.000I feel like that's what that French journalist was getting at too.
00:19:21.000He said, we have to teach the children about liberty.
00:19:24.000I think he was saying we have to teach the world about fighting Nazis.
00:19:27.000They don't give a shit about fighting Nazis.
00:19:32.000And it's an effective way to control people.
00:19:35.000So do what I say, or I'm going to call you racist.
00:19:37.000And as we learned from Jeffrey Dahmer, the cannibal, who was petrified of being called a racist, though he happily admitted he was a cannibal, being called racist is the worst thing imaginable.
00:20:35.000One, the worst horrible racist Holocaust denier, bad guy that everyone says is everywhere, but it's only about 17 people, that vile piece of shit deserves to get medical treatment.
00:20:48.000If a murderer is stabbed in prison, he deserves to be stitched up and cured.
00:23:51.000Trump voters will have to ask themselves whether it is possible to go on believing that he's a man of sufficient character to hold the presidency.
00:23:57.000They will have to ask themselves what it means to overlook his racism and what this says about them.
00:24:40.000But that guy, Kyle Griffin, by the way, he sort of summarizes how the left sees Trump and everyone who likes him as a racist and someone who should bleed to death.
00:24:56.000Kyle Griffin uses his activism to write Lawrence O'Donnell's show where they pretend everything is Russia, Russia, Russia and try to thwart Trump.
00:25:04.000Joel Mears is the editor of Rotten Tomatoes.
00:25:08.000And he's the reason every time there's a woke movie that sucks, it has 100% Rotten Tomatoes and a 2% audience rating.
00:25:17.000Conversely, when it's something controversial like Dave Chappelle, it has a terrible Rotten Tomatoes rating because Joel's in charge of that.
00:25:24.000These people are activists and they are determined to thwart our freedom.
00:25:32.000And they pose, what bothers me, though, is they pose as journalists.
00:25:35.000At least Antifa, I'm starting to like Antifa more and more these days.
00:27:08.000You know, they, you know, I just heard recently the girl from Stranger Think, she's 12, and they put on like the sexiest girl magazine or some crap like that.
00:27:37.000They're so determined to empower everyone that they might as well just go up to a nine-year-old and say, sexiest, or like that, Desmond Amazing.
00:27:46.000Sexiest girl in the world award goes to Desmond the Amazing, the sexiest 10-year-old girl who's a boy.
00:27:53.000Dude, aren't there other people out there?
00:27:57.000I was thinking this about Ariana Grande.
00:27:59.000I was looking at a picture of her in the paper the other day, and she had on her thigh-high boots with stiletto heels and her long, long hair.
00:31:55.000And when it's pulled out of context, I'll send you an example.
00:32:00.000If an offensive joke about a kid that was sexual appeared and it was amidst a bunch of other totally offensive jokes, you just say, okay, well, I'm an offensive joke guy.
00:32:11.000I guess I have an offensive joke feed.
00:32:14.000But now that we don't have that, you see a weird child sex joke and it's not with anything else and it looks incongruous.
00:32:25.000I mentioned this on a previous episode where I saw this SNL sketch.
00:33:58.000This should have been the beginning of the show.
00:34:01.000I also want to thank the Marine Corps Law Enforcement Foundation, which provides scholarships to children of our fallen heroes.
00:34:10.000To every Gold Star family, we will stand by your side forever.
00:34:15.000It is very fitting that the Veterans Day parade begin right here in New York City.
00:34:21.000Since the earliest days of our nation, New York has exemplified the American spirit and has been at the heart of our nation's story of daring and defiance.
00:34:33.000On July 2, 1776, the British Armada sailed into New York Harbor, numbering more than 400 ships and carrying more than 30,000 men.
00:34:46.000The British came here to snuff out what they thought was just a minor American revolution.
00:34:55.000But the Redcoats did know, what they did know was they were going to have a problem, but they didn't know that New York would meet them with the fearsome power of American patriots.
00:35:36.000They'd go to Germany and buy the latest guns.
00:35:38.000And the Brits were so top-heavy back then, they would bring actual workout gyms with them, giant kitchen tents, and they'd build a little village.
00:35:46.000Meanwhile, the Boers would just jump on their horse, shoot everyone, and then vanish into the night.
00:37:05.000Death's Revolutionary War was 6,800 Americans killed in action, 6,100 wounded, and upwards of 20,000 were taken prisoner.
00:37:16.000Historians believe that an additional 17,000 deaths were the result of disease, including about 8,000 to 12,000 who died while prisoners of war.
00:37:23.000Well, yeah, they put them on these barges.
00:37:25.000I'm sorry to be rubbing my nose like this.
00:37:27.000Ryan swept the studio before we started, turned the whole thing into dust particles.
00:37:31.000So we're sitting here sneezing and itching our eyes.
00:46:50.000I mean, it's not great for us city folks because we rarely see the stars, but for the rest of the people out there, we don't need the audio.
00:46:57.000I just think it would be nice if it was moving.
00:47:00.000For some reason, they kept it on a pause here.
00:47:30.000But Ryan claims there's a problem with this investment.
00:47:33.000Wait, let me finish it before you poo-poo it.
00:47:36.000So there's a Gangster New York tour on your phone.
00:47:39.000And you look at a topographical map and you can see like where the Know-Nothings were, where the Bowery boys were, what the various TERFs were.
00:47:49.000And then you can go to the spot where this guy died or this battle was.
00:47:52.000And then there's a separate one for jazz.
00:47:55.000And you have a topographical map and it shows you where Louis Armstrong got in a fist fight with Clarence Clements.
00:49:35.000That makes me feel like someone has shearing scissors and they're cutting from the inside of my body up my rib cage and then I'm in pain all day.
00:49:50.000I want there to be a filter on my phone where if I go to dailymail.uk or whatever and there's some baby found in a dumpster or something, that's just gray.
00:50:03.000Like Manchester by the Sea starts out with dead children that died in a house fire and we see their charred bodies being put in an ambulance because a log rolled out of the fireplace onto the carpet.
00:50:16.000What family with kids doesn't have a fire guard in front of their fireplace?
00:50:20.000Anyway, I don't like it in movies, but I can look it up first and make sure I don't see those movies, but I hate it in news, so get it out of my news.
00:50:28.000But you go, Gavin, what about patterns like these drag queen story hours for kids or these hormone blockers they're giving kids to prevent trans kids from going through puberty?
00:50:40.000That's a war on children you need to know about.
00:50:43.000If it is indicative of a pattern, then yes, do include it in my newsfeed.
00:50:48.000But if it's some freak accident or freak sicko that did something horrible to a baby or a child in another part of the world or even in Florida, I don't want to hear about it.
00:51:11.000Now, because we live in the least romantic time possibly in history, when two young people want to get together, they dig up their phones and it says, we will be screwing now.
00:51:21.000And I guess you click up various boxes.
00:51:24.000Like, what about, is there an anal box or an oral?
00:53:39.000So this was, we're standing on the train drinking beer and you're getting jostled around.
00:53:43.000You want to check your phone or whatever.
00:53:45.000And you got this beer in your hand and you wish you could just put it somewhere.
00:53:47.000So I thought, what about a sticky pad that's flat, right?
00:53:51.000You put it in your briefcase, whatever.
00:53:52.000It folds out and it can carry a beer on it, but it's soft, light cardboard and it's got an adhesive backing.
00:53:59.000And then I realized, if this is later, I realized that if it's got an adhesive backing, it's strong enough to hold a beer, it's probably going to be really hard to get off the wall.
00:54:10.000Now you're leaving stick all over the wall.
00:54:13.000You would have to be plastic and it'd have to be screwed in, and those have been invented.
00:54:48.000And one thing I really hate about the heat is I'm not a shorts guy when it's work time, obviously.
00:54:52.000And when you're wearing pants, suit pants, any kind of pants, in Manhattan in July, your legs sweat so much, you have wet legs.
00:55:02.000Now, if you have thin material on your pants, then you can breathe and you get some air up there, and it's livable.
00:55:09.000But the problem is, and by the way, this article is written by a woman.
00:55:12.000I guarantee you, the art department, whatever, who did this is a gay.
00:55:18.000And no one tucks their shirt in like that.
00:55:21.000And when they say bulging pockets, the visual they just made here isn't a bulging pocket.
00:55:26.000This is the problem with these gay magazines like GQ.
00:55:29.000The final product isn't what the writer was going for.
00:55:34.000But they just sort of like this, I have a magazine background, so I'm pretty finicky about this.
00:55:40.000They farm it all out to the different departments, and then they make something like this.
00:55:43.000This is not what bulging pockets look like.
00:55:45.000Bulging pockets have the pocket, and I can't do it here, but you have like your car keys are ridiculously big now, right?
00:55:53.000So you have your car keys, it's got all your house keys, all your other crap on, you got your AirPods, and you end up with a pretty sizable fist of crap.
00:56:02.000Now, when you have thin materialed pants, those bulge out like crazy, not like this at all, GQ.
00:56:08.000And it looks like you have these two tumors on your upper thighs.
00:56:13.000And we can see the exact shape of your keys.
01:00:51.000I feel like the cart before the horse.
01:00:53.000This kind of maybe you were inspired from this when I showed you this app on my phone where you could you point your camera to a tree or a plant and it tells you what it is.
01:01:43.000So it can do any species hit species there.
01:01:46.000Because it better not be like four blue jays and an owl.
01:01:53.000a great movie that's when i play bird poker that's the the best hand you could possibly get that's the full house yeah okay so they just got a lot of birds so you you can just point it to the any bird sound and it'll do it i'm gonna buy this i'm gonna buy this and get back to you but if it's a ripoff then i'm up to 11 and not down to 10.
01:02:36.000I'm an old man, and I have my three local bars, and there's certain bartenders I like, certain bartenders I don't like, certain patrons, regulars I like, certain I avoid like the plague.
01:02:48.000And if there's one thing as old guys hate, it's a bar jam-packed with millennials.
01:02:53.000I am a Klansman in Harlem when there are millennials in a bar.
01:03:01.000I'll open the door, I'll see it's packed with millennials, and just close the door, and I don't care if I have to walk 10 miles back.
01:03:07.000And as a guy who doesn't like to drink and drive, I often walk to these bars or take my bicycle if it's in the next town three miles away.
01:03:16.000Now, I don't want to trek all the hell out there if there's a douchey, boring bartender, some chick who's always looking at her phone, and the regulars are retards.
01:04:23.000If your bar is so shitty that you have to hide the fact that it's empty and you hope someone stumbles in and you get them like you're some sort of fish trap, then you're a shitty bar.
01:04:33.000You should be proud of whatever is going on in your bar at whatever time.
01:04:39.000I believe, ultimately, it will make more people come to your bar.
01:04:42.000And another thing they'll do is they'll start organizing their time better.
01:04:46.000They'll be like, oh, Tuesday, November.
01:04:48.000nights is like uh ladies night i know not to go there it'll be jam-packed with horny dudes and annoying young girls wednesday people are too hungover to come in and wednesday is a good time to go Sorry, that took way too long for a very simple concept.
01:07:16.000Number 11 is a special, probably a skull.
01:07:21.000Yeah, it's a skull logo that you put on products that are FDA unapproved and incredibly dangerous.
01:07:28.000Like I remember I had that water problem with my ear?
01:07:31.000I had wished, and I was considering using actual pliers, I wished there was some pliers I could use to pry open my ear and to drain it out.
01:07:39.000That's incredibly dangerous and really stupid, and no doctor would do that.
01:07:43.000But I would like the prerogative to do my own hillbilly medicine.
01:07:46.000In Canada, we'd call it hoser medicine.
01:07:48.000I performed an ingrown toenail operation on myself using pliers in a six-pack and a pair of tiny Swiss Army knife scissors.
01:08:21.000And especially if you're dying of cancer.
01:08:24.000If you're dying of cancer, you should be able to take the skull route where there's this incredibly dangerous radioactive heavy shit where you know you're going to die anyway and you voluntarily agree to try it out.
01:08:37.000And the great thing about that is we have all these free guinea pigs, all these free bunnies that are willing to die to test our product.
01:08:45.000Now, we know if it works probably 15 years before the FDA, the FDA, by the way, takes forever to approve something.
01:08:52.000You know how they have a cochlear implant that cured deafness?
01:08:55.000We had a similar thing going for blindness, but the FDA approval time was going to be about 15 years.
01:10:05.000But as soon as you go within, like, where those dogs are, we have an alarm and we have a Jeep there within a minute and a half that will get those guys and put them back over the wall or detain them or whatever.
01:10:33.000This whole detaining illegals after they cross the border and putting children in cages.
01:10:38.000Ooh, I just did air quotes unironically.
01:10:41.000Putting children in cages and the whole stop separating families.
01:10:44.000That's us taking on this massive burden of millions of illegals crossing the border and then trying to ethically house them while we figure out what to do with them.
01:10:53.000Now, the left solution is just let them run free.
01:12:43.000Someone sneaks in, you catch him, oh, you don't have a ticket, you kick him back out, and then the bouncer stands there until he's sure he's gone.
01:12:50.000Now we don't have to worry about cages or separating families.
01:12:53.000All the problems that illegals are doing are kept in Mexico.
01:12:57.000Now Mexico has a problem with people dying, not us.
01:13:01.000Why bring them here and then risk them dying?
01:13:04.000They brought a fucking baby on a trek through the desert, and now it gets sick and it's our fault?
01:13:10.000Let's keep the culpability where it belongs.
01:16:45.000So it's called Nosy, and you get to see your computer the way, you get to see things that are algorithm-based, like YouTube, Pinterest, I don't know, all the others, Snapchat.
01:16:55.000You get to see those based on someone else's data.
01:16:59.000Of course, they have to give permission first and say, yeah, you can peer at my algorithms.
01:17:36.000I just watched some black chick have explosive diarrhea.
01:17:39.000I'm not going to be hungry for like a day.
01:17:42.000So I understand that a lot of shows are desperate for commercials and they'll take whatever they can get.
01:17:48.000But in a scenario wherein this show or this internet site or something is already drowning in ads, we sell a separate feature that's called ad stories.
01:18:00.000And what we do is we spend about 2 million bucks researching how ads play together.
01:18:06.000And we notice that, like, an ad for a sexy dress, if the next ad is about a Weight Watcher's thing, a working out, going to a gym, Equinox, it does much better.
01:18:17.000So now they're both helping each other.
01:18:20.000So the Equinox and the Sexy Dress ad are working together in the exact opposite way the diarrhea ad and the restaurant ad are working together.
01:21:32.000Like that kind of guy who sneaks off to the bar and his wife can't know, and now she knows if he has a...
01:21:40.000That does present other problems, though.
01:21:41.000Like I've noticed there's certain bars I go to that don't have a big window in the front and men like it there because not everyone knows how much they drink.
01:21:49.000Or there's another person that I'm very close to who spreads out his visits in bars.
01:21:56.000So people at each bar think he goes to the bar like once every couple days or once every four days, but he's actually going once a day to three different ones.
01:24:32.000So they would, would, they liked horses because it seemed male and it's muscular and strong, but it's my slave and I get to decide what it does.
01:25:51.000And the sort of the remember about three or four years ago, we heard that Generation Z, or whatever they're called, the Zoomers, 25% of them identify as conservative.
01:26:12.000But there's a schism going on now where we have sort of these trad con, paleocon types who are disgusted by Drag Queen Story Hour and all that and say a lot of anti-Semitic shit that makes me very uncomfortable.
01:26:26.000And then there's the sort of Charlie Kirk, Prager USA, Dave Rubin, Jordan Peterson turning point group that is like okay with gays and loves Israel.
01:26:37.000I would put myself, I'm not a Charlie Kirk guy, but I would put myself more in that camp.
01:26:43.000And I know it doesn't sound very Catholic to not give a shit who's gay, but sorry, that's just where I'm at.
01:26:55.000Well, the Groipers are really clinging to the Joker and the incoming Boogaloo, the imminent Boogaloo, which is the huge civil war that's supposed to be happening.
01:27:47.000So if you're my age, if you're almost half a century, you're probably not familiar with the schism that's happening, but I would be remiss not to report it.
01:27:55.000So here's a fun little montage of what's been going on with the Charlie Kirk.
01:28:00.000And I would put like Charlie Kirk, Ben Shapiro, maybe even Steven Crowder.
01:28:04.000These guys are being vilified by this sort of a trad Catholic right who says things like, why do you worship Israel so much?
01:28:14.000And how is the West going to be saved by anal sex?
01:28:21.000This is the pendulum swinging back the other way.
01:28:54.000Charlie, I speak for not insignificant coalition of students in your organization that believes that your movement is utterly toothless.
01:29:00.000I don't really think it matters how many young leadership, whatever conferences you hold, Demographics are going to catch up to you and you're going to lose.
01:29:06.000This is a culture where you're going to get rocketed in.
01:31:12.000My question to you, Carly, is as someone who, you know, purports to be pro-debate and free speech and change of ideas, do you support black body people based on having controversy or people?
01:31:25.000Yeah, because I think that's what started that whole thing.
01:32:15.000Well, my one problem with the Tradcast 2 is they say, hey, you're for free speech, but you don't want to talk about the JQ or you don't want to talk about the Holocaust.
01:34:44.000She seems quite big for an MMA chick, but whatever.
01:34:46.000So the Patriot Prayer in Seattle, which has become ground zero for this Antifa versus Patriots thing, for Veterans Day, they were waving American flags.
01:35:02.000This sort of loops back nicely to that British guy at the beginning.
01:35:06.000No, I sent this to you as a separate video, Genie R.C. Yeah, I'm looking.
01:35:36.000So she doesn't knock out the chick, but she breaks up the fight where someone was already retaliating against the Antifa professor and just takes her down.
01:35:44.000And this is after she's taken down the Antifa professor.
01:35:47.000And you can see what these people are like.
01:35:51.000You see that these people, these Antifa types, they've never really experienced conflict.
01:35:58.000So when they actually get in a serious situation that they started, they have a complete meltdown.
01:36:05.000So this is a woman, you know how there's a man, you can tell when a man hasn't been punched in the face in his life?
01:36:09.000This is a woman who hasn't experienced physical conflict yet seems to push for it on a regular basis with the revolution.
01:36:18.000I heard somebody was saying that calling.
01:39:00.000You see their bizarre psychosis that goes on here.
01:39:04.000It's possible that Portland and these Antifa towns and Antifa the organization is actually attracting mentally ill people who are violent, vindictive, and bizarre because this woman is acting like a lunatic.
01:41:05.000And on her periscope, the MMA girl that took her down, the Proud Girl, she was talking to the police and blah, blah, and giving them the whole report.
01:41:13.000And they're like, all right, well, and, you know.
01:41:16.000So I think all of them the professor did.
01:41:34.000But this is what happened in Portland, too.
01:41:36.000Proud boys crossed the bridge, planted one American flag on the ground, and then walked away and came back over the bridge.
01:41:44.000So that picture you see is them crossing back over the bridge after they've planted an American flag and done nothing else.
01:41:52.000The whole event that they advertised for days and days was about showing that Antifa are reckless mental patients, and they just left the flag there, went back over the bridge, and Antifa proceeded to just destroy Portland.
01:42:04.000There's the professor in slow motion attacking a woman at the Veterans Day.
01:42:07.000All right, grabs her flag on Veterans Day.