Gavin McInnes and Ryan Higa talk about a bunch of random stuff, including the fact that Stephen Miller turns out to be exactly who you think he is, and why he's a douchebag. Also, we talk about root masses.
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00:02:34.000Then you could put it in your living room, and it would just be this huge root mass, right?
00:02:38.000And then you could put a circular piece of glass on it, saw the parts that stick out, and you have this big beautiful table with elaborate root mass.
00:05:29.000But before that, though, that was Kiss.
00:05:30.000And the reason we started the show with Kiss is...
00:05:37.000The reason we started the show with Kiss is because we've been sort of going on a douche cringe fest with Gene Simmons, possibly one of the biggest douchebags in the world.
00:05:51.000I actually worked with someone who was with him recently, and he was hitting on every single woman there like a totally disgusting lech.
00:08:47.000There was the revolution in Haiti where the slaves fought back against their white slave masters and murdered all of them, women and children included, and then drank blood from their skulls.
00:09:48.000If you like people just because they're Trump supporters, then it's fair to say that if a Nazi does something and you do it too, then you're a Nazi.
00:17:05.000And killed nine black worshipers, Miller was evidently upset by a nationwide effort by Amazon and other companies to remove Confederate flags from their stores.
00:17:15.000The Confederate flag, by the way, means a lot of things to a lot of people.
00:17:18.000In upstate New York, you see Confederate flags all over the place.
00:17:59.000Outraged, Miller emailed McHugh on his son to the Klein, defies modern comprehension, citing the death of Dulla Southerners in the Civil War.
00:18:07.000And suggesting she search for sales of communist flags.
00:18:12.000So part of his crime so far, and he might get worse, I haven't read it all yet.
00:18:16.000Part of his crime so far is decrying communist flags.
00:18:21.000And I believe the death toll for communism is 100 million.
00:18:26.000He linked to Infowars, oh my God, which has faced numerous lawsuits.
00:18:33.000The link led to a story syndicated from a right-wing, blah, blah, blah, which regurgitated Reverend Franklin Graham's statement that America is under attack by Muslims at home and abroad and should stop all immigration of Muslims.
00:18:44.000So that's the worst sentence so far, that it should stop all immigration of Muslims.
00:18:49.000But isn't it strange that we live in a culture where saying that, even though we were attacked in 9-11, our first instinct is anyone who has a problem with Muslims is a white nationalist.
00:19:34.000And they're making it this white nationalist book.
00:19:37.000So, so far, the worst we got is that he said we should stop all immigration from Muslims, which, by the way, is common practice in Japan and other countries.
00:21:30.000And another one, this is a stretch, and they illustrate the stretch.
00:21:35.000Celebrating Eugenesis president frequently praised Calvin Coolidge, the president who signed the law, who was a hero to anti-immigration activists.
00:21:45.000And this would be a good time to remind people about the heritage established by Calvin Coolidge, which covers four decades after the 1924 law.
00:21:55.000People will remember this headline, and that for the next 20 years, if you mention Stephen Miller, you'll go, oh, did that guy get caught being a Nazi or something?
00:22:03.000Like, he was talking about eugenics, and he said all blacks should go back to Africa or something like that.
00:22:08.000And the other person will go, yeah, I think so.
00:25:09.000They talk about suing Twitter and stuff.
00:25:11.000That's a pretty tough sell because they just say, you'll find in their terms and conditions, there's a line in there that says, we can kick you off for any reason.
00:25:25.000We were talking about the schism in the right, which Milo seems to love.
00:25:31.000I think Milo's attitude is, I want Steven Crowder, Charlie Kirk, all those people de-platformed so we're all the island of misfit toys, and then people will react.
00:25:41.000When they see weirdos like me and him get silenced, they just go, well, you guys are freaks.
00:25:45.000But when the normies start getting banned, I get that argument, but I don't see that you should wage war on people who basically have the same politics as you with some sort of grander idea.
00:26:00.000And I might be wrong, but that's where I am.
00:26:32.000Well, I know Grouper is part of these trad Catholic, very paleo-con traditional, anti-gay, anti-Jewish, or anti-Israel, I should say, groups that are against Charlie Kirk and Turning Point USA.
00:26:45.000And they see them as cucks and pussies who are too open-minded to things like homosexuality.
00:26:50.000I guess I would be on the Charlie Kirk side of things.
00:26:54.000Well, one of the things I found on scrolling Instagram is that they have a problem with the fact that they were anti-Trump.
00:28:58.000An exploitable illustration of Pepe the Frog resting his chin on interlake hands, variations of which are commonly used as profile advertising amongst the alt-right and new right on Twitter and the alternative social networking service WrongThing.
00:29:09.000Isn't it funny how the only time you get the story right is these super esoteric like 4chan sites?
00:29:17.000So it's the type of Pepe and it's the sort of smug one who is more far-right than your average Pepe.
00:29:23.000Group of the far right, an alt-right nationalist conservatives critical of the mainstream conservatism led by political commentator Nicolas J. Fuentes.
00:29:47.000Okay, also in the news, you don't know him, but in Canada, we have our own Minnie Trump, and he's a hockey commentator named Don Cherry, who has the most insane suits.
00:29:58.000He's the reason that I dress so weird, too.
00:30:00.000Like the whole tartan suit I got, I stole from him.
00:30:04.000And he has these custom collars he makes that are this big, really bizarre looking, and no one else does it.
00:30:09.000But he was fired recently for criticizing immigrants who don't wear poppies.
00:30:19.000In Canada, we call Veterans Day Remembrance Day, and it goes back to World War I, I think, where a lot of Canadians, back when we were a British colony, died in poppy fields.
00:30:30.000And we wear a poppy on Remembrance Day to show I'm proud of what they did for me.
00:30:37.000God bless the soldiers and sailors and airmen, too, who fought for us across the sea.
00:30:42.000Everyone wears a poppy on Remembrance Day.
00:38:13.000You come here, you respect our way of life, you love our culture, but you won't wear a poppy and a poppy that shows the people who died to keep this country free.
00:38:24.000It's kind of a tough sell, by the way.
00:38:27.000Canadians are free because all those men who died in World War I?
00:38:34.000How would Canada be different if no one fought in World War I?
00:38:38.000I'm getting into dangerous territory here because it sounds like I'm trivializing the military.
00:38:46.000In general, as a Western country, the West wouldn't be free if the West hadn't fought with the Nazis and the communists and all the other fucking nuts.
00:38:55.000But there has been a lot of bullshit wars.
00:39:26.000The president, I think it was Argentina, whoever's nearest to the Falklands, had a huge sex scandal going on at the time, and he wanted to detract from it, distract people.
00:42:30.000I guess because they've done it to me, hurled it at me.
00:42:35.000Okay, let's, I warned you I would get in depth on this daily show clip.
00:42:39.000I'm going to go very, very deep because most Americans get their news from these silly comedy shows, and these silly comedy shows are so lazy and so bad at propaganda, they often end up making fun of their own point by accident.
00:42:55.000And the devotion And she'll thrill you Thank you.
00:44:13.000So then when we started a joke club called Proud Boys that are comedy fans, basically, we made that one of the criteria for fun because it's funny.
00:44:23.000We since discovered that the Catholics were right.
00:44:28.000You know, Catholicism discourages masturbation and obviously porn.
00:44:37.000Not only does it improve married life, but it helps millennials get off the couch.
00:44:41.000And we're living in a sad era where there's so much fear of women, fear of romance, that men would rather, young men would rather just sit at home and masturbate to digital people fucking, which is, what is sadder than that?
00:44:56.000You're sitting at a desk, like you're at work, your pants are down, and you're watching two people have sex with each other.
00:45:05.000Like that's the same as if you were outside the window just, ugh, I wish I was loved.
00:45:11.000I wish I could have that sort of intimacy.
00:45:18.000Anyway, in the war on Trump and masculinity, the left have noticed that we don't beat off and they hate it.
00:45:27.000So they ignore the valid groups that do this, like Catholics, like No Fap, like the documentary Your Brain on Porn, they ignore all that and they say, Well, Nazis didn't like porn.
00:47:31.000He lies about how horribly racist his childhood was.
00:47:34.000Meanwhile, all of that was over by the time he was old enough to remember anything.
00:47:39.000And if you think of South Africa today, how can you not mention the white farmers that are being bludgeoned, massacred in ways so disgusting that if it were dogs, there'd be global outcry.
00:47:52.000Old ladies being drilled to death with power tools, children being boiled alive in front of their families, and then entire families being raped in front of the father and then murdered so he eventually kills himself from grief.
00:48:06.000That, I mean, Trevor, if you want to talk about South Africa, maybe mention that.
00:48:10.000Not the lie that you were walking across the street when you were two years old.
00:48:15.000Anyway, I'm sorry that was such a long tangent, but I obviously start with a bias against this fucking clown.
00:48:20.000And by the way, he was hired because of his ethnicity and because he's from another country.
00:48:25.000The head of Comedy Central said, Trevor shows the direction we're going in.
00:48:29.000We're going in a more global, multicultural way.
00:49:12.000There's more ADL type groups, ACLU type groups.
00:49:17.000They're increasing, so they have to report on more.
00:49:19.000So you're being bombarded with all of this hate because it's all people are talking about.
00:49:24.000The concept of whiteness, remember that chart we had where we had the concept of whiteness in the news throughout history, and it was like boop, boop, boop, boop, all along, nothing.
00:49:34.000And then in 2016, it just goes, whoosh.
00:49:37.000And now their argument for that would be, yeah, because Trump empowered the racists and they came out of the closet.
00:50:55.000You separate black and white couples and the black guy has to leave?
00:50:58.000It's a very esoteric position in 2019 because it's changed.
00:51:04.000Alt-right has become very, very far right.
00:51:07.000But these retarded, lazy, shitty, mentally obese, incurious journalists just call everyone who doesn't agree with four bathrooms is alt-right.
00:51:19.000So anyone who doesn't watch the daily show is alt-right.
00:51:21.000And they lump them all together because that's helpful for the election.
00:51:25.000Trump is the same as Richard Spencer, is the same as David Duke to them.
00:51:30.000So when they say punch a Nazi, they're condoning violence against half the country.
00:51:36.000A loosely connected group of right-wing white nationalists known for chanting confusing conspiracy theories like all while dressed like kids whose divorced dads made their Halloween costumes.
00:52:11.000Have you noticed with these Nazis at these rallies, the flags are always brand new with creases in them, and their patches are always brand new?
00:52:19.000If you're a Nazi, wouldn't that be kind of broken in?
00:54:33.000She had this sort of a dagger tool, this weird caveman-looking implement that's like a long sort of a knife, but it's almost conical, almost like a horn, a very pointy horn tool that she was carrying around.
00:54:58.000There's a picture of her and her bloodied boyfriend.
00:55:02.000They went there to pick a fight, and they got beat up.
00:55:04.000But this angle from this show and all this fake editing is that this guy's mad because he doesn't beat off, and he's randomly beating up some nice young lady who's just minding her own business.
00:56:05.000It's sort of like that Eddie Murphy sketch, White Like Me, where Eddie Murphy dresses up as a white guy and he gets free stuff everywhere he goes.
00:56:11.000I saw that as a parody of the way these people see the life of whites.
00:56:17.000They think that we're never poor and we don't have to sign stuff for a bank loan.
00:57:02.000Max Hare, John Kinsman are in prison for four years.
00:57:06.000David Kyriakos is going to trial sometime this week.
00:57:12.000People are getting fired right and left under the suspicion of being white nationalist, Nazi, whatever, fascist, having their businesses shut down, getting attacked on the street.
00:57:46.000Clinical psychologist Dr. David Lay has a theory about why these young so this guy this doctor is clearly against masturbation I can see you thinking that anti-masturbation laws are draconian if someone chopped your hand off for beating off can we hear the background of this please did someone get mad that you touched yourself too much yeah and are so angry they're not strangling their
00:59:36.000The fun thing about this, it's like when we had that anti-Sharia march in New York City, in Lower Manhattan, and Antifa showed up to protest it.
00:59:44.000So we tricked them into being pro-Sharia.
00:59:46.000And in this thing, when we say no wanks, no fap, don't wank, they say fuck you.
01:00:24.000Speaking of winning, that man is in prison right now in Ulster, New York, sitting in a cage because he fought back when Antifa ambushed him.
01:00:36.000He should have stopped after the first kick.
01:00:39.000And this guy here, wait, here, is black.
01:00:44.000So they do all this bona fide footage of actual Nazis, and then they jump, they use my term no wanks, and they jump in with carefully selected footage where you just see the white guys and ignore the fact that this guy is in fucking prison.
01:01:02.000I know they don't know he's in prison, but the juxtaposition here of this bullshit propaganda and this poor bastard with a black wife and kids, by the way.
01:01:12.000Baiting increases their testosterone and makes them more desirable to women.
01:02:01.000We said that you can only ejaculate if you're in one yard of a woman with her consent.
01:02:07.000So you can beat off all day long as long as there's someone there tickling your balls.
01:02:11.000It's about increasing intimacy with women.
01:02:15.000A lot of really good things happen in your body and your brain.
01:02:18.000But also it's funny too that the only way they can think of ejaculating is to masturbate.
01:02:23.000That's the only way cum comes out, right?
01:02:25.000When you look at your computer, it has nothing to do with fucking your wife or your girlfriend.
01:02:30.000Funny that people who watch more pornography, they are more feminist, and interestingly, they've developed more egalitarian values over time.
01:05:10.000Do you remember when you were young and they would do a little news story on your favorite sneaker or the band you like or even your hometown?
01:05:19.000And they're like, Canada, Ontario, home to Stelco steel manufacturer.
01:05:25.000And you're like, No, that's in Oshawa.
01:07:42.000That's completely David Duke, who's a former grand wizard of the KKK.
01:07:47.000He believes that pornography is a Jewish conspiracy to get young white men to masturbate instead of procreating, and so the white race dies out.
01:07:58.000What is it about the Jews with these guys?
01:08:00.000And speaking of which, because you now proud boys hate Jews with this juxtaposition, and then you throw in the Charlottesville.
01:08:07.000Charlottesville has become such a handy go-to reference, especially Heather Heyer, that I am this close to believing it was a conspiracy and a setup from beginning.
01:08:18.000I should do a whole other segment on this, but the way Jason Kessler tried to lure me in until I had to scream at him to fuck off, the way he lied to me and said he's not alt-right in order to get me to come.
01:08:28.000They wanted Proud Boys there so badly.
01:08:57.000There was plenty of people there, by the way, who were totally horrified by this shit and couldn't believe it was going on.
01:09:04.000So it's quite likely that Jason Kessler was a Fed and this fake hate rally was created by globalists and the far left in order to discredit bona fide, multiracial, non-anti-Semitic, non-racist groups in order to quash them and lump them in with Nazis.
01:09:24.000And by the way, these bad guys here, how many of them were sort of moderate and were radicalized by this rally and all these guys getting together, just like the Canadian Nazi skinheads in the 80s?
01:09:36.000I think they created Nazis with this rally.
01:09:39.000If this rally was fake, whoever set it up may have created Nazis.
01:09:43.000In other words, these globalist groups that do this subterfuge are hate groups, bona fide hate groups that create hate where there was none.
01:09:52.000They radicalize moderates while accusing me and Jordan Peterson and Dave Rubin of radicalizing moderates.
01:09:59.000Right, moratorium on salami wrestling has been going on longer than you think.
01:10:04.000The Nazis taught young men not to masturbate.
01:11:16.000And it's about controlling fat people and turning them into slightly less fat zombies that you can now have your personal army to go out and murder people of color.
01:12:16.000So not masturbating, not sitting there staring at a different couple having sex with your pants at your ankles is something to be proud of, but going out and meeting a real woman and having actual sex is something to be ashamed of.
01:13:09.000How you'll start out just watching like two hot chicks make out, and the next thing you know, you're watching some tranny SM bonded shit with 14 black guys and a girl who looks underage.
01:13:20.000What I'm saying is masturbation can save lives.
01:13:39.000And here's something not really related, but so he's got a sex joke there where I'm looking for premise, the caveat, the pretense, is that he's going to take out his erect penis and begin masturbating in front of that dude.
01:14:12.000So because all of the other jokes are pushed aside and you can only do things like masturbate in front of a guy, that really sticks out.
01:14:22.000This is what I was talking about on yesterday's show, where if comedy was all archie bunkery and it was all raunchy, you just go, wow, I guess I'm like Richard Pryor.
01:14:55.000We can't show you the rest of that interview, but I will say, when I think about these young people being manipulated into joining hate groups, it makes me very angry.
01:15:15.000Anyway, if you or anyone you know seems to be getting drawn into the alt-right, before buying that tiki torch, try lighting the one inside your khakis first.
01:15:28.000I'm Michael Costa, telling all you young angry men to stop hating and start baiting.
01:16:00.000Yeah, maybe I should clarify something on Charlottesville because it sounds like I'm saying Prowboys didn't go and then Prowboys were there.
01:16:19.000I told you that some guy said that to me, and I said, look, you clearly have written the article already, and you're writing that because you want to hurt me and my family.
01:16:26.000And if you want to hurt me and my family, I want to hurt you.
01:19:25.000And within that sort of a witch hunt, the argument seems to be that he had an intermediary and through that intermediary, he facilitated Julian Assange leaking Hillary's emails.
01:21:00.000The initial posters look kind of normal.
01:21:03.000There was a poster about two or three days before that had Pepe the Frog, no American flags on it whatsoever, and a bunch of like Nazi-looking eagles.
01:21:14.000And every sane person went, wait a minute, you're not even mentioning the statues anymore.
01:25:30.000Also, yeah, the reason why it took so long to upload yesterday is because the bit rate that we have, you know, it has to go through all the conversions to make it all of those quality types when you stream, 1080 down to 240.
01:25:43.000So it's like five different qualities.
01:25:44.000Then it has to separate the audio and the video for downloading and all that stuff.
01:25:50.000So our bit rate was perfectly fine before when it didn't have to do those conversions, that many different conversions.
01:25:55.000But now it's like the bitrate is too high.
01:27:03.000But anyway, on the surface, the simplicity of saying our current culture is a revenge of the nerds, i.e.
01:27:08.000those who ate the popular kids and their dads, is apt on its own.
01:27:11.000But if we go further and relate to it more to the actual movie, we see even more considerable comparisons.
01:27:19.000For one, the bullies in the film were the in-crowd that never seemed to do more than tease and alienate the nerds.
01:27:25.000But the nerds took their revenge to an absurd level.
01:27:29.000They break into the girl's dorm to spy on them naked, steal from sorority girls who had nothing to do with their bullying, dispense naked photos of the main jock's girlfriend throughout the school, and the main character even winds up literally raping her.
01:27:44.000Yeah, there's a scene in that movie where the girl is having sex with her boyfriend.
01:27:48.000He's wearing his costume because it's Halloween.
01:27:51.000And they switch out the costumes, and the nerd is having sex with her, but she thinks it's her boyfriend because he has a costume on.
01:28:06.000This shows that the revenge in the nerds is incredibly disproportionate.
01:28:10.000Not to mention, no one ever mentions these awful atrocities.
01:28:12.000This speaks to the characters on the left, like Harvey Weinstein and activists across the board who feel that they are now empowered to take out their frustrations and aggressions on whoever they wish, just to show that they run the show.
01:32:58.000The episode before that, there's a lot of mic rubbage.
01:33:02.000Steve over there, he mics him up, but he totally improved it.
01:33:05.000Let's go to the middle on Saturday when I said, let's try to make the call-ins better, and you said, I can't, I don't see how we can't work on that and fix that.
01:36:35.000How do you talk to your boss after you've seen this?
01:36:38.000How do you like submit an expense report to him or the proposal for the BNR initiative after you've seen him with that fucking giant D in his mouth?
01:37:14.000Should we just announce it in an email or memo, maybe?
01:37:17.000We could do a video, like a little video presentation.
01:37:20.000What about if I dress up as a fucking Muppet Michael Jackson black Latoya Jackson lunatic And we karaoke together, and then you have a giant D in your face with a silver jacket and a polo with a red button and a blue button.
01:37:39.000Yeah, with two different color buttons, a spike jacket, but just your normal hair.