This week, the lads discuss Oasis and Jerry Cinnamon, and the new Skeezer album. Plus, a story about a woman who thinks she's pregnant by a man who's married to 4 rats.
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00:01:15.000You never know until you die I was listening to that all weekend forcing my kids and my kids friends to listen to it and they're like God that sucks.
00:02:37.000Well, I don't like when my Cuban links are hidden, especially with the black T. It's a great contrast, and it unifies the graphic with the fucking gold with the head.
00:05:32.000One rat, two schlubs, and a practicer.
00:05:36.000The practicer may have got her pregnant, and he's going to turn the two schlubs and the rat into cucks.
00:05:42.000This might sound like an Aesop's fable to you, but it's this story that broke on Friday that I couldn't get to, obviously, because I don't have a show.
00:07:52.000Milo is at censored.tv now, but you'll go wherever he goes.
00:07:57.000It's sort of like in Montreal with bartenders.
00:08:00.000There was this bar called the Cheval Blanc, the white horse, and then those guys moved, started a new bar called Billy Kuhn, and all the people who went to see that particular bartender moved with him to Billy Kuhn, the new bar.
00:08:11.000I noticed that I do that in America, and I think sometimes people think that I'm either fucking the bartender, she's female, or I'm gay and I'm in love with the bartender.
00:08:21.000Because, like, why do I always see you here when he's here?
00:09:28.000We're going to be really, we've been sort of holding back advertising and everything while we were settling this and getting this new name.
00:09:34.000But we're going to go nuts with marketing and 2020 is going to be a big year.
00:10:13.000I guess we've got to take down that sign, too.
00:10:15.000Yep, we've got to contact a man about some wood.
00:10:18.000It's one of those things where you go, alright, we'll just change this and this and then you realize, oh shit, we gotta change that, that, that, that, that, that, that.
00:11:00.000I wrote an article about 10 reasons not to go on a Disney cruise, and I was bombarded for months with people pissed off at me for disparaging the great Disney.
00:11:12.000And then I did another article called Tackling Asian Privilege, and I just took an article about white privilege, and all I did was edit, replace, and I took out every Asian and made it into white.
00:11:21.000I mean, sorry, every white made it into Asian.
00:13:11.000You think I'm going to sit on the train going back to the suburbs tonight and just sit there on the train sitting in my seat, just going, There's some homo out there right now making out with a fucking homo.
00:13:28.000I'm gonna start a don't make out with dudes company and they're gonna shut these baggots down.
00:13:35.000Hard F. Like, does that make any sense to you?
00:13:39.000So many of these allegations, I just want to say do the math.
00:13:42.000Like me doing the 10 things I hate about the Jews video.
00:13:45.000So you think that you can put out a video like that in mainstream society and someone will sponsor you to go to Israel and you'll put out a video that is a list of things you hate about Jews and you'll just be a normal person in society?
00:13:59.000Like even a normal right-wing conservative.
00:14:09.000If someone genuinely did a video, 10 things I hate about the Jews, and it was a bona fide, non-satirical, anti-Semitic piece, it would be on some weird, like lively, fucking red tube porn site or something.
00:14:24.000And that guy wouldn't be someone you've heard of or would ever bump into.
00:14:29.000Anyway, this black conservative got bumped into by a little tiny crazy little queer.
00:17:30.000I was watching Master Clipper because I'm a megalomaniac.
00:17:34.000And I talk about liberals a lot in the left.
00:17:36.000I want to stop doing that because we have enemies on both sides.
00:17:39.000I want to criticize cultural problems.
00:17:43.000And culturally, we as a nation and as a Western culture in general have this disturbing pattern forming where we're all about tattling and we don't want this.
00:17:58.000Even when I got kicked out of the Burgess house there in Colonial Williamsburg, the woman comes up to me and says, I heard you had a problem with our performance.
00:18:07.000Because the guy playing a slave had went, ma'am, we got some trouble here.
00:18:11.000Like, everything's not about litigation and suing and documenting.
00:18:24.000And look, she's worried that she's going to get fired and everything's by the book.
00:18:28.000This goes back to Coach D in the new Rochelle high school who is fired for pointing out to a woman's, a girl's mother that she's fucking hammered.
00:18:39.000Hey, how she says calm down instead of asking if he's okay?
00:18:42.000Like, because, you know, then she realizes she didn't see it.
00:18:45.000You know, it's possible, this is a strange twist, but it's possible she's kind of racist.
00:19:30.000So it turns out this little kid has had a problem before.
00:19:33.000And why am I talking about a little kid?
00:19:34.000Well, because it's indicative of something else.
00:19:36.000It's affirmative action, where if this was a Trump guy attacking people with the phone, he would be ruined.
00:19:42.000But because we're so worried about being seen as bigots or homophobes, we give these annoying little homosexuals free reign to act like fucking brats, especially if it's towards conservatives.
00:19:54.000Actually, that's going to be the theme of the show here, is letting the left, oops, there I just did it.
00:20:00.000Letting minorities or a group that we don't think is in power get away with murder while we have the reverse bias when it's a MAGA supporter or someone we think is a conservative threat to the country.
00:23:39.000So I got an argument with an old lady, and I'm of two minds about it.
00:23:42.000On the one hand, I don't like disrespecting elderly, but I also don't like having my thoughts and my private conversations policed, which has happened to me many times.
00:28:36.000But I want to focus this show on hypocrisy.
00:28:40.000And one set of rules for one group, another set of rules for the other group.
00:28:45.000And a part of this, and it's a little bit of a tangent, is the way we worship some piece of trash like Cardi B. If Cardi B was like a white redneck, we would be making fun of her, talking about how disgusting she is.
00:28:59.000It would be like, look at Big Mama Lou or whatever her name is.
00:29:03.000The chick little hugger, shiny bear, sugar honey bear.
00:30:38.000Are those slap sounds her having more explosive farts?
00:30:41.000I think that's her hand slapping her thigh.
00:30:44.000Nah, because these Canadian gay kids are fine.
00:30:45.000Yeah, by the way, just as a little side note here, I brought that up to show you our double standards and our hypocrisy in this modern culture.
00:30:52.000But just for the record, Cardi, you're using that as proof that you have food poisoning, explosive diarrhea.
00:31:15.000That presidential candidate, Eric Stallwau, whatever his name is, should have canceled that particular interview if he knew he was going to be ruining his entire political career forever.
00:31:25.000I wish Smallwell said exactly what she said verbatim.
00:35:19.000If he had a normal haircut and didn't have this weird pubic growth around him, look how thin it is.
00:35:26.000He actually has the same beard that those lesbians get when they transition and they take enough testosterone to make wispy little adolescent pubes.
00:35:35.000That's not appealing to women, too, to be reminded of a 13-year-old boy's pubes.
00:36:44.000The white guy in that band is dating the Hispanic dude, and I don't think he's gay.
00:36:49.000He's just acquiesced to SJW so much that he's like, it only hurts for a little bit, and then I get to be gay, and everyone thinks I'm not a white male.
00:36:57.000I think he takes it in the butt to please the queer community, which that must really turn them on.
00:37:50.000Like, I don't want to hurt him, but I want to throw him into some bushes.
00:37:52.000I can see being a bully in the 1600s was probably pretty fun because there was no real parameters, especially in like London with the stocks where you'd throw fruit at them.
00:38:02.000I bet you could just pick up a little guy like this and just go, woo!
00:38:06.000And like some fucking Duke would say, boy, don't do that.
00:38:40.000By the way, just in the polyamorous scene, if you have a piece of yellow balloon or flourishing green balloon hanging out of your left pocket, it means I like to fuck more than three unbelievable losers at a time.
00:41:19.000I thought that black dude who spent $40,000 on a Ukraine bride was the saddest man in the world, but Chris is looking pretty, pretty sad.
00:41:31.000The amalgamation of variables all working in her benefit have not been seen since the creation of Earth and the stability of Earth's ecosystem.
00:41:40.000One guy is just maybe is okay with three other lovers, but he had one more.
00:43:03.000Bullying used to make these men into super geniuses and really successful men because of hate, because of animosity, because of resentment for the jocks and what we did to you.
00:43:13.000Now, left to their own devices, they've drifted into involuntary homosexuality.
00:43:20.000Now they're just like licking each other's flaccid penises while another one farts.
00:43:28.000And then Chris is the newest addition.
00:45:14.000While this poly quintet are happy to play games with one another, the shelves are literally buckling with the weight of their stupid, nerdy games.
00:45:53.000But if somebody found a second partner, you know, dividing time between all five people and making sure everyone feels included is kind of difficult.
00:48:12.000And it's kind of interesting that a man that ugly, he's literally like a cornered rat.
00:48:17.000He looks like a rat, but his IQ is high because he has to do that to survive.
00:48:22.000So these mammals are incredible, these human beings, where they can be cornered and told, no, no one wants to fuck you because you look like a rodent.
00:48:29.000And then he figures out a way by like eating away at the corner, managed to like get through underneath a hole in the stove and then like just get some scraps by sharing a big piece of like a piece of bacon that someone else dropped and like giving it to the other rats.
00:48:44.000Finding a little crawl space, digging holes.
00:49:03.000I've never been with the idea of monogamy, so I've always looked for...
00:49:08.000You'll notice how when Vince Neal or Nikki Six or another member of Motley Crew is fucking 4chicks, it's one of the most exciting looking, funnest, most colorful possible scenarios.
00:49:21.000I heard about Billy Idol when he was recording, I think it was Rebel Yell.
00:49:25.000He would just walk around the studio in cowboy boots and nothing else, and they'd have chicks everywhere that they'd just be banging and then making songs.
00:49:31.000And if you had made a documentary about that, it would look fucking fascinating.
00:49:35.000But then when fat, ugly, loser nerd women do the same thing in reverse, you just go, this is mundane.
00:49:44.000Even the clutter on their shelves is tedious and dull.
00:53:43.000Every time you guys try to reinvent the wheel, you're always struggling in this Flintstones car with your big square wheels going badunk, badunk, badunk, badunk, badunk, ba-dunk.
00:53:53.000How do you feel about everyone operating?
00:56:56.000It would be like Woody Allen in that movie where he finds out that someone defecated on his sister and an SNM, a date gone awry, and he just takes off his glasses and goes, oh.
00:57:06.000It's one of the best scenes I've ever seen in any movie.
00:57:11.000I will admit that since I'm heroic, look at these obese pigs.
00:59:36.000This story is about the entire Western world.
00:59:50.000I'm warning you, if you are of Scotch-Irish descent and you're drunk, do not listen to that song in public because, first of all, you will listen to it 40 times in a row and you will start to cry.
01:00:05.000So we're going to get to the hypocrisy.
01:09:04.000When Woody Allen was making those movies, Crimes and Misdemeanors, Husbands and Wives, Murder Mystery, Manhattan, whatever that one's called, Annie Hall, Hannah and Her Sisters, those were all incredibly high-quality films that were done by an expert.
01:09:19.000And we didn't, it wasn't because he was a small Jew or something.
01:09:22.000We said, he needs a break in the film industry.
01:09:25.000We just went, this guy's really good at his job.
01:09:27.000We're away from meritocracy right now.
01:09:29.000And now it's all about pulling up people we see as disenfranchised and pushing down the people we see as privileged.
01:09:36.000And you end up with this topsy-turvy shithole of a scenario.
01:09:40.000For example, 1-9, man who offered $500 to kill ICE is acquitted.
01:09:50.000Now, our guys get four years in prison for fighting Antifa.
01:09:55.000That's basically all it comes down to.
01:12:22.000And by the way, I was talking on the other episode about how I have censored alt-right dudes and anti-Semites and bona fide racists because it just kills the conversation when you don't.
01:12:32.000And that seemed like I'm being hypocritical.
01:12:39.000Like Twitter, when they first started this and they got rid of the very, very bad guys before they got addicted to censorship, Twitter became a better place briefly before they turned it into the witch hunts.
01:12:50.000And there's places where free speech is bona fide and real and includes killing the total and utter freaks.
01:13:00.000And those are parlor and duck duck go.
01:13:03.000If you Google stuff in duck duck go, you can get right-wing results.
01:13:07.000You can get shocking, offensive, racist things.
01:13:12.000But it isn't to the point where it's polluted the discussion.
01:13:16.000So it's not a hard thing to do to, I mean, I was going to say to police speech.
01:13:23.000It's not a hard thing to do to differentiate between, let's say the analogy would be eroticism, between hardcore disgusting pornography that sexualizes children and normal adult content.
01:14:07.000So this is under the subject of Muslims being wiped off the face of the earth.
01:14:11.000There's a new documentary coming out by Tommy Robinson about this guy, Israel Shalom, who grew up in East London, which is now this part of East London.
01:14:41.000We begin in France where a surge in anti-Semitic violence and hate speech has members of the Jewish community there fearing for their safety.
01:14:50.000Jews living in France increasingly feel under threat.
01:14:53.000Last year, there were more than 500 anti-Semitic offenses here, an increase of around 75%.
01:15:20.000Tonight, armed guards have been posted at synagogues throughout Germany for the start of Yom Kippur, the Jewish Day of Atonement.
01:15:28.000Hate crimes against Jews have increased by nearly a third since 2010, according to the Home Affairs Select Committee report.
01:15:34.000Anti-Semitism is once again on the rise.
01:15:38.000In Paris, there has been a surge in applications for assistance to emigrate to Israel.
01:15:43.000The agency estimates they won't report on it when it's Muslims, but another thing they'll do is they'll take another group and say that it's white people.
01:15:55.000Like black kids in Brooklyn without dads who are just fucking brats will go up to Hasids, and they've been doing this forever, and they'll just punch them in the face.
01:16:03.000Usually because they don't fight back and they don't see them as human.
01:16:06.000So they'll show up on their bikes, just punch them in the face.
01:16:08.000The media will show, or at least within Jewish communities, they'll show like someone with a black eye, and then they'll say, anti-Semitic attacks.
01:16:18.000That's black kids acting like assholes.
01:16:20.000You want to find anti-Semitism, give up on the white thing and focus on Islam.
01:16:26.000Islam will leave this year the highest ever.
01:17:41.000This is all I could find on this guy, Israel Shalom.
01:17:44.000And it's way back in 2014 when he's saying British Jew recounts having to flee his London neighborhood after enduring more than 100 anti-Semitic assaults.
01:18:26.000Fox News Pete Hagseth is banned from Twitter.
01:18:29.000Now, there was just that thing in Pensacola, Florida, where this douche Muslim with a pornstash who got really mad when anyone called him pornstash, which, by the way, that's huge.
01:18:41.000This goes back to what I was saying about, I'm sick of saying liberal.
01:18:44.000Joke police, Puritans, anyone who tells you that jokes are bad doesn't understand how important they are for our survival.
01:18:52.000When you're a recruit in the military and someone calls you porn stash, it's the same with cops.
01:18:58.000They're ribbing you to see what your boundaries are, to make you tougher, to make sure you can take it.
01:19:03.000Within every joke is a tiny revolution.
01:19:05.000Within every mockery is a haze, and haze is how we survive.
01:20:17.000Jihad says you can wage war, ethically murder people, if it is in defense of Islam.
01:20:26.000So this guy is a jihadist, and he was committing a violent act for political ends.
01:20:32.000The political ends are the definition of terrorism.
01:20:37.000If a jihadist attacks America because of their political policies and he commits violence to gain political victory, that's what a fucking terrorist is.
01:20:49.000He is banned from Twitter for merely pointing, for merely showing the manifesto.
01:20:55.000Now, when you have MAGA guys, and this is the key to this episode, when you have MAGA guys like the New Zealand mosque shooter and he's talking about Ben Shapiro and all this conservative media, then they can't wait to out him.
01:21:08.000They can't wait to show you to show you the manifesto.
01:21:20.000I'm tempted to ask you to edit that because it was such a bad delivery.
01:21:27.000It's this hypocrisy where if it furthers the left's agenda, they'll publish the manifesto.
01:21:32.000If it hurts the agenda, it has to be buried.
01:21:34.000You cannot find out about Israel Shalom, and you cannot see this Muhammad guy's manifesto because it hurts the narrative, which means modern journalists aren't journalists at all.
01:22:53.000And was dumbfounded by the fact that this particular show would go full SJW by showing Bunchie, Delara Joe's little brother, go to a Knights of Manhattan meeting, which is clearly meant to be a Proud Boys meeting.
01:23:07.000Most of the members were wearing Fred Perry's and MAGA hats.
01:23:10.000Others were wearing camo hunting attire.
01:23:12.000And then he puts in records, in Manhattan?
01:23:15.000And some were dressed like Richard Spencer.
01:23:18.000The best part is that the group leader delivering the quote-unquote hate speech was dressing like your falling down character.
01:23:42.000Tonight's episode of Ray Donovan, Showtime 12, 8, 19, featured an incel going to what appeared to be a meeting of a bunch of ultra-right-wing types.
01:23:50.000One of the guys was wearing a Proud Boy shirt, which was featured for several seconds.
01:23:54.000Many of the others were wearing MAGA hats, so I might be interested in taking a look at this show.
01:23:57.000So you have some screen grabs from the show?
01:25:39.000Meanwhile, I bet everyone involved in Ray Donovan, or I should say anyone involved in these people's lives is all white.
01:25:45.000But I thought, every time I see these, I think, who wrote that episode?
01:25:49.000And it was written by two playwrights, New York City playwrights.
01:25:53.000And one of them is a black girl who grew up white and obviously feels guilty about it because all her friends are white.
01:25:58.000And what those kind of people do, like Jordan Peele, is they really up the black thing in order to make everyone recognize that I'm not a sellout.
01:28:34.000And they get these corny, frumpy, feminist playwrights to handle the show and make it all about white guilt and the imminent mega apocalypse of anti-Semitic racism.
01:28:43.000Look, we just showed you the anti-Semitism.
01:29:04.000The white genocide thing is sort of like homosexuality, wherein there's this assumption that anyone right of center is petrified of gays and what they get up to.