S03E01 - CARDI B + JOEY B [2020-08-20 - S03E01 - CARDI B + JOEY B]
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 26 minutes
Words per Minute
163.82384
Hate Speech Sentences
109
Summary
This week on Get Off Pylon, the lads discuss the new song 'Far Right' by Daniel Bostock, which is a parody of Blur's song 'Pop Life' and the fact that the song is about how white people are seen as 'far right' by the far left.
Transcript
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Live from New York, it's Get Off Pylon with Kevin McGuinness!
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Intolerance is a preference of the far left, which portray everyone else has.
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It's adorable, and if you dispute that, you're known out!
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John's been sniffing glue, he gets frustrated that there aren't enough immigrants.
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You should cut down on your pork God, it is tough being fat.
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I'm like that, uh, that 650-pound life guy, Steven Azzanati or whatever he was, the guy scamming.
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I had him on the Gavin McInnes show a long time ago.
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And he's doing a parody of Blur's song Pop Life.
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But the song's called Far Right about how, well, Loomer, who won two nights ago, is seen as Far Right.
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All the white people and they all get slanted and branded as did I the far right.
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I get up when I want, except when there's a call to prayer at the local mosque.
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I put my browsers on, I go on Facebook, and I complain about the noise.
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I feed the trolls, I sometimes feed the feminists too.
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Alright, and then I'm happy for the rest of the day.
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Safe in the knowledge that a social justice warrior has been triggered.
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He's always fucking giving the counsel this date a face full of verbal, like when they say they're going to take his call.
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I got to untuck some of my weight here because I can't get to my desk.
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There must be a real problem with them just getting to their desk, like being able to type.
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But it's interesting that he covered that song because Blur were accused of faking it.
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Damon Alburn, I think his name is, the singer of Blur.
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But when you hear the actual song Pop Life, the original, look up fucking Blur of Pop Life.
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Oh, you got to take it easy on the bacon bits here, mate.
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And for those of you not familiar with British culture, just like in Ontario and Quebec and Canada, it's French versus English.
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Britain is distinctly separated by right-wing versus, I mean, sorry, middle class versus working class.
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And the middle class want to be working class, and the working class hates the middle class.
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Every Mike Lee movie, why'd you want to be middle class?
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And the middle class, I think one of the reasons they hate Tommy Robinson and Hooligan so much is that they want to be part of the soccer crew.
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But the soccer crew's soccer up until 1979 was a working class thing.
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And then the middle classes tried to get involved here.
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The ultimate middle class accent is John Oliver.
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While I give the background story of the next video.
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And they didn't like Blur, but not really because Blur were middle class pretending to be working class.
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And so when they saw him at a Publix, they went, fucking number one, because Oasis were number one at the time.
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And then Blur, who were middle class and not used to constant confrontation, like the Gallagher brothers, go, all right, well, let's see then.
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I think I'm going to have a number one hit next.
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And then it became this Oasis-Blur rivalry where Oasis would encourage their fans to buy several copies of their CD.
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Watch the Quadraphenia Legend tell the story of how it came down to featured Blur's iconic track.
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I know you've probably been asked this a million times, but I'd love to ask you while you're here, the story of you being involved in Park Life.
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Because actually, you talk about Bohemian Rhapsody.
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And there was Steve Sutherland was the editor and the manager.
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And he said, some young band are interested in you singing this song.
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But then I got in contact with Damon and we had a chat.
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And then I went into the studio, took about, I don't know, 40 minutes.
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British people have too much fucking time on their hands.
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You went in the studio for 40 minutes, did you?
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They've given you like half a percent of royalties from the Ipswich area.
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Instead of getting like, I don't know, a couple hundred quid, go in and do it.
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Just give me a little piece of it or something.
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The only time I want to hear that story, too, is what were you offered and what did you get?
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I remember advice that our editor at the time, this guy Jesse, I hired, there'd be some story like, this picture made everyone go nuts.
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They go, well, it's really hard to get and you'd have to get permission.
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I go, you cannot run the story about a picture without a picture.
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Or sometimes we'd be doing something on a guy like Scarface and it would just be a, say Scarface was real in this instance.
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It would just be a picture like an 8x10 of Scarface like, no, I want him with a gun, like saying hello to my little friend.
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Like even if it's a woman, say it's a woman who's working on this thing about defending the police and police brutality or something.
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He'd have a picture of her like in her turtleneck going.
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I go, no, for that article, I want to see police and blood and someone screaming and flying through the air.
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They were not pretending to be working class on that song.
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It sort of came in the mod revival of the 70s and 80s.
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Working class Brits who were proud of their country, didn't like all the Americanization of it.
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Because British people are so ugly, when you're handsome, you're called face.
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Anyway, sorry, to get back to the story, so they start this rivalry, and Oasis fans are buying Oasis CDs and just throwing them out because they already have it to get the numbers up.
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And Blur, we're just sort of going along with it because they go, I guess this is what we're doing, and we're not really confrontational.
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But the Gallagher's are fucking, oh, fucking kill you, so I woe.
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Anyway, this all culminated when Oasis got an award and they wanted to rub it in Blur's face.
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So they sang Pop Life, but called it shit life.
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I like to thank all the fans, all the people who make us what we are.
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And they won't be hands and through their shite life fans.
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In Northern England and Scotland, they call shit shite.
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They also call piss pish, which really bothers me.
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That's enough context to allow us to use that song.
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He's an announcer for the Reds, and he was caught on tape.
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Red's Live, the pregame show, presented by Ray St. Clair Ruthing.
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The fag capitals of the world are Tel Aviv, as far as friendliness to gays.
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I don't think Kansas is known for its homosexuality.
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Well, what kind of person do you have at your apartment?
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How do you get the nickname of the fag zone if you don't have company?
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You gave it that nickname because you saw a lot of dissonance.
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The top gayest cities in America are San Francisco.
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And so when he was caught doing this, he had to do an announcement, an apology.
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And I love watching the apology because there's a home run in the middle of it.
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He's going to be taking us the rest of the way through this game as Holland takes over on the mound.
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I made a comment earlier tonight that I guess went out over the air that I am deeply ashamed of.
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If I have hurt anyone out there, I can't tell you how much I say from the bottom of my heart.
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He knows, he recognizes that he has hurt you today.
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I'm not even kind of hurt by that because it doesn't apply to me.
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He called your apartment one of the fag capitals of the world.
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It doesn't look like a very sincere apology because it gets interrupted.
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How much I say from the bottom of my heart, I'm so very, very sorry.
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I pride myself and think of myself as a man of faith.
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As there's a drive in a deep left field by Castellanos, it will be a home run.
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I don't know if I'm going to be putting on this headset again.
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I don't know if it's going to be for my bosses at Fox.
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I'm going to apologize for the people who signed my paycheck, for the Reds, for Fox Sports Ohio, for the people I work with, for anybody that I've been.
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I can't begin to tell you how deeply sorry I am.
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Also in the news, Steve-O has some sort of special.
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He's like that comedian who's an awesome guy and a very successful community, Bert Kreischer, who just crushes.
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I don't know if it's in his blood, but whatever.
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The reason I have a career is because I'm never hungover.
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It's not Cassavetes, but all our bills are paid.
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I guess he has his own thing, stevo.com or TV or something.
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A guy that's not that talented and really hard to listen to.
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And there's a thing called PCP Saved My Life, which I highly recommend.
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And the guy's just out of his fucking mind the entire time.
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I mean, I wasn't even that wasted when I smoked it.
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It took another day for it to actually fucking make whatever exploded in my brain happen.
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I was a huge fan of this video, and he was not a fan that I was a fan of.
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Now watch the fucking video and don't come out to me in the street talking about it.
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And he picked up his phone and he started calling his ex-girlfriends.
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Going, hey, look, Brandy, I'm really sorry things didn't work out.
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That's like when Derek Beckles finally broke up with this lunatic who was ruining his life, this crazy Polish chick.
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They went back out for another three weeks after that.
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It took him another three weeks to explain and dump her.
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I kind of want to see a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of that.
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He's like, we need to find some way to get there.
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He's like, I'll take a goddamn snowmobile if I have to.
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We can't get on a plane, so we gotta wind up in Bangor Maine.
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You can't really understand everything because I'm wrong.
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This miracle doesn't end at midnight on December 26th.
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The filming for this video ends at midnight on December 6th.
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See, when people talk about my butt plug jokes, I don't think they get my roots.
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They would tell you nice start if you're around those guys.
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Where's the cannibal that shoved it into your ass?
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Women can paint their boobs and show them on Instagram, so I figure I should be able to paint my dick and do whatever I want.
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Here's the most, the craziest level of woke I've seen so far in woke capitalism, where Goodyear has made it clear that you can't.
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Goodyear has a zero tolerance policy for all lives matter, blue lives matter, and MAGA attire, but wearing anything with Black Lives Matter LGBT is totally fine.
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So you can use your free speech at Goodyear to support leftist causes, but nothing on the right.
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I saw the New York Post, which drifts left sometimes.
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Sometimes I think what happens is they have interns do some of their articles, and the interns are usually hot chicks who move to New York because of sex in the city.
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But the New York Post is like, his limousine still has Goodyear tires.
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Sorry I don't have a pit crew who just goes and removes everything.
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This is the Washington Post, so they're very anti-Trump.
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Trump urges supporters not to buy Goodyear tires, claiming the company is playing politics by banning his campaign hats.
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But read the quote, Ryan, that starts with, I'm not happy with Goodyear.
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I'm not happy with Goodyear because what they're doing is playing politics.
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Trump said at a news conference Wednesday evening.
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The funny thing is, the people that work for Goodyear, I can guarantee you, Poll, I poll very well with all those great workers at Goodyear.
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Trump continued, when they say that you can't have Blue Lives Matter, you can't show a blue line.
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But you can have other things like Marxist and nature.
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There's something wrong with the top of Goodyear, frankly.
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Also, in the news, the DNC had another convention.
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They had the one that ended with something happening here and this gay black drag queen prancing around with a green screen.
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Obama, I guess, showed up and gave his two cents.
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A friend of mine texts me, he goes, you're watching the DNC thing, right?
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We need Americans of goodwill to unite against a politics that too often has been characterized by corruption.
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A Ukrainian natural gas company accused of corruption appoints Hunter Biden to their board of directors.
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Poor kids are just as bright and just as talented as white kids.
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If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.
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We need Americans of goodwill to unite against a politics that too often has been characterized by colonization.
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And then there was this Zoom call where they are not hiding it anymore.
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Let me just tell you some things about America.
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That was more of an Industrial Revolution thing.
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You don't really see America sticking their flag into various countries in the world saying, this is mine now.
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We've said we sell shirts on our site, invade Greenland.
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But unfortunately, colonization is a thing of the past.
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White supremacy is so not around that if you imply that you don't hate it, if you just say it's okay to be white or all lives matter, you will get fired, you'll be canceled, you'll be depersoned, it'll be the end of you.
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So not only is white supremacy not around, white hatred is so normalized that if you don't jump on board, you're considered an evil racist.
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Capitalism is the only thing keeping this country alive.
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And don't bring in Northern Europe into it because you haven't done your research.
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Half of these Northern European socialist utopias are A, blowing all their money as we speak.
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And B, they don't have minimum wage and they have a bunch of other free market systems that enables them to have bullshit like a year-long maternity leave.
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So they're not a good example of socialism at all.
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But anyway, listen to this mainstream DNC operative at a convention telling you what their agenda really is.
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Stand that this future that we all want, that we're all trying to build, really is about the destruction of colonization, white supremacy, and capitalism.
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We understand that this future that we all want, that we're all trying to build, really is about the destruction of colonization, white supremacy, and capitalism.
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I think that's very relevant that she's reading it.
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You can't remember the three things that you want to destroy?
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We need to focus on what is really destroying America, and that is primarily white supremacy, colonization, and of course, the thing, you know, the thing.
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All right, so that brings us to Cardi B. And I think I might have to get up for this.
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Cardi B sat down with Joe Biden, speaking of the DNC, and is going to show us what she wants from America.
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Let's see these two intellectuals tell us how to fix America.
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I get up when I want, except when there's a call to prayer at the local mosque.
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Say hello to my little friends, Cardi B and Joe Biden, Jose Biden.
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um I haven't seen this yet, but I'm guessing it's going to be a shit show.
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I think there's a lot of retarded people that are smarter than her.
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Wouldn't you like to see her like literally, I feel like fucking actually read a Dr. Zeus book?
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That's what Conor McGregor challenged Floyd Mayweather to do.
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I don't think she could do like see the lazy fox jump over the dirty brown log or something.
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But because she has a lot of black people that like her and a lot of women that like her, and that's a very effective groups for the DNC, Joe Biden is going to pretend that he's down with her and he ain't black.
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And this, by the way, you can't find this on the internet.
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She did it for Elle Magazine and Elle now has a transcription of it, parts of it.
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But they definitely realized that this is fucking obvious.
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And by the way, I love when politicians do this, right?
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Kamala Harris said, yo, when I was in college, I was like smoking dope, listening.
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She sent thousands of men to jail for marijuana, by the way.
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But anyway, I was smoking dope, smoking blunts, listening to Tupac and Eminem.
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You're a white girl from Montreal with an Indian mom and a black dad who peaced out, came from a slave-owning family.
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Or Corey Booker with his like, yo, I used to hang with this guy, T-Bone, and I live in Newark.
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You own an apartment in Newark because you're rich.
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And finally, we have Joe Biden himself that talks about a dude named Cornpop.
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Probably 60 years ago, or at least half a century ago, he did come across a black man when he was a lifeguard at a pool once.
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Anyway, let's see this spy versus spy ridiculous pairing of two people who would just love to kill each other ultimately.
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He's sort of like someone's great-grandfather when you meet him and you're like, hi, how are you?
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Hope you're not around any of those goddamn fucking Edwards.
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Oh, and then the son is like, dad, dad, take it easy.
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My two jokes are just going to be saying the most offensive things imaginable, grabbing women's asses, and then saying, Do you have any idea who my father is?
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And she gave her father one of the guys she was growing up.
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She'd call me Joey B. So we may be related or something.
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This conversation's going so smoothly, isn't it?
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When you have kids my age, like the one my age, two years old, your schedule never go as planned.
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Just to be clear here, English is her mother tongue.
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She's bilingual, but she grew up speaking English and Spanish.
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So, Joe, I heard you got some questions for me.
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The cover of, oh, I tell you, that's pretty good.
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Go kick a cub in the head in front of a mother bear.
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I think we're all on the same page that children are important.
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You're not even saying anything remotely interesting.
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Number two, thanks for your generosity dealing with people who are suffering from COVID.
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There's so many people who needlessly are in trouble, who needlessly have died when they didn't have to if we had taken the precaution.
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Is that really the problem with COVID, lack of money?
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I guess she could donate to some sort of small business thing.
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But as far as like hospitals and stuff, I don't.
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Let's figure out where exactly her money went because I'm guessing it was virtue signaling and it was totally useless.
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And what I wanted to know was, tell me what's your main interest in terms of I've got a wet-ass pussy.
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And the way you keep your pussy on WAP is you gots to watch your pH bounce.
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Because you be sucking niggas' dicks and they're all nasty and shit.
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And then you put that dick in you and you get all you eating like a BLT.
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She just did a hit song, probably the number one song in the country right now, about how her and her close friend Megan have incredibly wet pussies.
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I have a whole list of things that I want and I wish and I desire for our next president to do for us.
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What kind of foreign policy do you are you okay with Israel getting money?
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It's the same when you ask black people during Obama, so why did you vote for him?
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And if they were remotely honest, they'd go, because he's black.
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And obviously, the answer to that is to question them and say, why?
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And by the way, who gives a flying fuck what the world community thinks?
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We talked about this yesterday about all the different disgusting practices with Africans chopping, macheteing bald men because they think gold is in their head.
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So I'm not really concerned with how the international community feels about this country.
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I don't, I don't want that, you know, we're dealing with a pandemic right now, right?
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Because we don't want, when I went to see Laura, I get into the stadium there and I'm walking on eggshells because I've been turned into like, it's like the X-Men where that chick, she touches someone and then all their veins go weird and they almost die.
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And she grabs her mask and goes, we don't do that commie shit here.
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This is, yeah, and that's got nothing to do with Cardi B. That could be someone on the plane saying, okay, we're going to be landing in the next 20 minutes.
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I want to be able not to feel like I'm trapped in my home.
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No matter what you do, this bad flu virus, no one's saying it doesn't exist.
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You can quarantine, you can wear a mask, you can six feet, or you can do like Switzerland, nothing at all.
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So Cardi B, I think you're fucking your opponent there because the DNC is obsessed with the masks and the COVID and the quarantining.
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No, because they know their only chance in November is mail-ins because they are the kings of fraud.
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So they have to make this look like the scariest thing on earth.
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But I don't want somebody to lie to me and tell me that it's okay to go outside.
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It's okay not to wear a mask, that everything is going to be okay.
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No, I want like a timeline of when things are going to get.
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Maybe do a little bit of research before you fucking start your WAP bullshit.
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She's got a wet-ass pussy and a wet-ass mouth, too, from frothing.
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I want a president to tell me what are the steps for us to get better besides, you know, taking precautions like with our masks and quarantining.
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I need somebody to tell me, like, this is going to be over when we find this cure.
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This is why other countries are doing better than ours when it comes to this pandemic.
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I need somebody to tell me the truth, the hardcore truth.
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And so you realize what she's trying to say here.
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I speak Cardi B. Trump fucked up, and it's the reason we have all this COVID stuff.
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That's what she was told to say, but she's screwing it up by being honest and saying, I don't want to wear a fucking mask.
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So she's actually her and Biden, Joey B and Cardi B are perfect for each other because they're both totally capable of screwing everything up, no matter how neatly it's placed before.
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Just say that Trump fucked up the epidemic and made it into a pandemic.
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And this is why it's important to have free Medicare because look what's happening right now.
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You see why we should have been having Medicare?
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Three minutes and 16 seconds to get to a thing.
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And Dems, if you want to say anything of substance, say, I want free Medicare.
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This doesn't have to be true, but at least it's a thing.
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I disagree, but at least you're saying something.
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I, of course, think that we need a free college education.
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And I want black people to stop getting killed.
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You can't scrape together $3,000, then don't go to college.
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You better be making that kind of money after you get out.
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Yes, NYU is a quarter mil, but you don't need for a degree.
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City College not only does it have the same courses, it often has the same professors who go make extra money by going to a city college.
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And to get a scholarship for city college, I mean, I'm speaking about New York, but I'm sure it's similar in your town.
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Half the time, if you're from the Bronx, they'll just give you a 75, even if you didn't show up, and you'll get a scholarship for city college.
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So we essentially do have free post-secondary education.
00:44:31.000
No, it doesn't pay for Harvard and Yale, and nor should it.
00:44:35.000
You don't deserve a Ferrari, but you do deserve public transportation at a very affordable rate.
00:44:41.000
And that's what we have with secondary education.
00:44:43.000
Three grand a year is the worst case scenario, and it's very, very easy to get a scholarship.
00:44:48.000
Now, as far as black people being killed, yeah, it sucks.
00:45:05.000
When you devastate the black family, black children, black boys have no leadership and they get into crime.
00:45:15.000
Now, you seem focused on black people killed by police.
00:45:22.000
Eight were coming at, were not coming at the cop trying to kill him.
00:45:27.000
Two unarmed black people were killed last year.
00:45:35.000
Because that's the level of importance you're at.
00:45:49.000
Out of those two blacks in 2019 that were not attacking cops, the cops are on trial and we're analyzing the living shit out of that case.
00:45:58.000
Do you know the kind of testimony, research, trial that went on for the Mike Brown-Ferguson case?
00:46:07.000
They totally overdid it because they knew that there was going to be riots in the streets.
00:46:11.000
So they went nuts overanalyzing every single detail and laying out the burden of proof perfectly.
00:46:20.000
And he still, it's still, people think he had his hands up.
00:46:25.000
I'm reading Heather McDonald's War on Cops right now.
00:46:29.000
Part of me is reading, going, yeah, I know, I know, I know.
00:46:32.000
But the other half of the book, I'm going, oh, I had no idea it was that bad.
00:46:36.000
So her contention is that cops shoot blacks and get away with it.
00:46:42.000
In fact, even when they're innocent, like in the case of Rodney King, the trial goes through, they get found innocent, there's a riot, and they go, actually get back to jail.
00:46:51.000
So they get less justice, these cops, than most.
00:47:01.000
They go, yeah, 20 blacks kill 20 blacks every day, but they go to jail for that.
00:47:13.000
Like, can you see a detective going into East New York or Harlem or the South Bronx and saying, hello, I understand there was a shooting here late last night.
00:47:27.000
It was a guy named, well, we call him Fuckhead Pete.
00:47:40.000
First of all, if they did do that, which they would never do because it's not their culture, it's not the hood culture, they would get killed by snitches get stitches.
00:47:51.000
During the Mike Brown trial, there were people who saw what really happened and they refused to come.
00:47:58.000
Even when they were subpoenaed, they refused to come to court.
00:48:00.000
And there was posters all over the area that said snitches get stitches.
00:48:04.000
So if you want black people to get justice, if you want these deaths to go notice, tell black people to stop covering for them.
00:48:30.000
If you kill somebody that is that doesn't have a weapon on them, you go to jail.
00:48:59.000
If you kill somebody that is dead, doesn't have a weapon on them.
00:49:06.000
Culture put this up, so it's probably their jump cut.
00:49:16.000
What if they are shot seconds after dropping their knife?
00:49:20.000
What if they're charging a cop and they're huge and they're trying to grab a cop's gun?
00:49:35.000
Please send me a list of innocent black people without guns getting shot and the cop getting away with it.
00:49:56.000
And it's so sad that a pandemic has to happen so people could open their eyes on seeing what type of person are they dealing with.
00:50:11.000
So even with a giant cue card right in front of the camera, she can't speak English.
00:50:25.000
And it's so sad that a pandemic has to happen so people could open their eyes on seeing what type of person are they dealing with.
00:50:36.000
Like, it's like you're really confusing the people.
00:50:38.000
So they could open their eyes and see what kind of person they're getting with.
00:50:44.000
But she said getting with, like, they're making out with someone.
00:50:57.000
She's a dumb seven-year-old or a smart five-year-old.
00:51:01.000
One day you're telling them that this is nothing, that people need to stop getting tested because they're going to get it anyways.
00:51:07.000
Next thing you know, you have a mask in your face and you're really playing games, not with us, not the wokes.
00:51:14.000
You're playing games with the people that support you.
00:51:17.000
All of this has to happen, this crazy stuff that has to happen so they could open their eyes for the past four years.
00:51:28.000
For example, in 2016, if 18 to 23 or four-year-olds have voted in the same percentage as the rest of the population, we would have had Hillary Clinton, not him.
00:51:55.000
They didn't come out for Hillary because no one likes Hillary.
00:51:58.000
And even less are going to come out for you Because nobody likes you, including you.
00:52:14.000
Like, shut this bitch up and just get her fans to the polls.
00:52:21.000
They're probably worse with mail than they are with going to the place and getting the sticker.
00:52:27.000
I think they do voter fraud is they pick them up in buses.
00:52:37.000
They'd have to be pretty subtle about that because that can't be legal, but that's what they do here.
00:52:48.000
And so we got to take, look, the generation, your generation and the young millennials beyond that, they can own this.
00:52:58.000
And they can own what happens in the next election.
00:53:02.000
This is two semi-retarded fools with cue cards trying to hammer the points that they've been given and also sound natural by talking normally.
00:53:12.000
This is like a ghetto hood rat bitch at an old folks home talking to a senile old man.
00:53:19.000
And they both are being told, you have to hit all these points.
00:53:23.000
The fate of the civilized world is in your hands.
00:53:32.000
Ones that can change things dramatically if they show up and vote.
00:53:36.000
Tell me what your fans most say to you when they communicate with you online.
00:53:52.000
And then the female fans say, yo, you my girl B. Hit me up.
00:54:12.000
Obviously, free, free college education, free Medicare.
00:54:25.000
We need less student debt and we also want free Medicare.
00:54:35.000
Now that, you know, people are just getting sick left to right, left to right.
00:54:48.000
Telling people because sometimes people have problems in their community.
00:54:57.000
Like, for example, a lot of after-school programs that I was growing up with, there's no after-school programs a lot anymore in my hood.
00:55:12.000
And you don't grow up with after-school programs.
00:55:16.000
And you clearly didn't go to any school programs.
00:55:28.000
There's no after-school programs a lot anymore in my hood.
00:55:34.000
And it's like people are just wondering why, why, why is that?
00:55:49.000
That's such a, there's so much guilt tax we pay, like recycling.
00:55:52.000
We throw out a big thing of Tropicana and we feel bad.
00:56:00.000
Yeah, that would make me feel like I'm helping.
00:56:02.000
And they just throw it into landfills with all the other garbage.
00:56:06.000
We are paying, we've been paying like a 45-degree line.
00:56:10.000
I think we're up to like 12 grand per student in America.
00:56:25.000
The only thing that improves test scores is charter schools.
00:56:33.000
Government's bad has been such a downer for the things that really matter to you and me.
00:56:39.000
I was doing very well as a single dad when my wife and daughter got killed.
00:56:43.000
And I had two boys that survived that accident.
00:56:46.000
I didn't have the money to have someone take care of my kids.
00:56:48.000
He's forgotten his wife and daughter were killed.
00:56:51.000
Jesus, that guy's had some fucking horrific tragedies.
00:56:54.000
Then he had brain surgery twice, and then his son died.
00:57:07.000
I had my sister and my brother and my mother who helped me.
00:57:10.000
My sister moved in with me when she and her husband.
00:57:20.000
We had to have cookouts and I have chitlins and grits and fried chicken.
00:57:25.000
Oh, and those Dominican things that you love, whatever they're so-called.
00:57:30.000
But look at all the people that don't have that kind of help.
00:57:34.000
Talking to you, you know, I'm always so focused on Medicare and college education.
00:57:40.000
And I never really thought about how important is child care.
00:57:45.000
Because I feel like nobody's more motivated than a mom.
00:57:48.000
Nobody wants to go and hustle out there and get that money.
00:57:58.000
But it's like, how are you supposed to do that when you probably don't have a child?
00:58:03.000
By the way, her vocabulary, her hood vocabulary is, it's just a given that you're a single mom.
00:58:11.000
It's just there's women who get pregnant and then they a mom.
00:58:18.000
Not there's families and couples and they get married and they have kids and then those parents have to bust their ass.
00:58:28.000
And I'm like, fortunately for me, I'm able to, you know, have my mom take care of my child.
00:58:35.000
But a lot of people, like, it's like they mom can't retire and take care of their kids.
00:58:43.000
Like, their mom, one thing, I like you talk about when your wife was killed.
00:58:49.000
When I was a stripper, I used to work at a Polish place and all they wanted like the white chicks more.
00:58:56.000
And then I would work at other places where it was with a lot of thick black women and they would tell me I'm too skinny or some shit.
00:59:04.000
But one thing I learned to make money is we would put shit in dudes' drinks and get them high and they would pass out.
00:59:11.000
And then I would rob them, take their Rolex and shit.
00:59:18.000
One of the things that I admire about you is you keep talking about what I call equity, just decency, fairness, treating people with respect.
00:59:33.000
That's what the DNC is all about, helping the little guy.
00:59:36.000
Whereas the Republicans, they only want rich white men to prosper.
00:59:44.000
Vote is the most powerful, non-violent tool you have.
00:59:48.000
Use the power to change for the change you want.
00:59:51.000
That implies that there's better tools that are violent.
00:59:54.000
But if you can't use violence in a pinch, I guess you could try voting.
01:00:01.000
Used to say, the vote is the most powerful, non-violent tool you have.
01:00:05.000
Use the power to change for the change you want by voting.
01:00:23.000
I'm a lot older than you, to state the obvious.
01:00:26.000
When I was in high school, what happened was we had the civil rights movement with just be started.
01:00:35.000
He thought he was going to drive a wooden stake into the...
01:00:51.000
That's what Joe called diversity, but let's hear him just make up a different version of events.
01:01:01.000
He thought he was going to drive a wooden stake into the heart of the civil rights movement.
01:01:05.000
But when all those folks who never realized, never saw before what was happening in the South, they lived in places where there were very few black people, didn't know any black people, all of a sudden Bull Connor, with dogs ripping off the clothes of black women, elderly women going to church, and kids being knocked down with fire hoses and their skin being ripped off.
01:01:26.000
All of a sudden, as Dr. King said, we had the second emancipation.
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We had the Voting Rights Act and we had the Civil Rights Act.
01:01:38.000
The DNC, the left's entire epoch is black and white photos.
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This election is in November of 2020, not November of 1968 or 1950.
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Yes, there was some bad behavior half a century ago.
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I wasn't even fucking born then and I'm old as shit.
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Things because people said, oh my God, that's happening.
01:02:12.000
I think I heard you say somewhere in a long line.
01:02:22.000
We're at a point where some brave kids 15 years old can stand there and for a total of eight minutes and 46 seconds take a photograph of a black man whose family I know and met with.
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So is he using a photo emotion and allowing it to burn onto the photo paper?
01:02:45.000
There's no such thing as an eight-minute photograph outside of like kids in film school experimenting with photo emotion.
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With and understand and spent time with and watched him brutally murdered.
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We're saying, my God, that really happens because I'm not in a neighborhood like that.
01:03:42.000
You may have a bit of slave blood somewhere back there.
01:03:57.000
We are asking for fairness and we are asking for justice.
01:04:02.000
I feel like everything, everything that people are asking for is getting interpreted in a very different way.
01:04:21.000
Like George Floyd, I saw at the DNC convention, they had his brother, and he goes, my brother was a good man who he wanted to help people.
01:04:30.000
Every time he met someone, he would try to help.
01:04:34.000
What about the woman where he pushed a gun into her pregnant belly and said, get the fuck back in the house?
01:04:42.000
Then he got in there, pistol whipped her, tried to get money.
01:04:50.000
How about all his kids all over America that he's abandoned?
01:04:55.000
His baby mama said he's not going to see his daughter graduate.
01:05:02.000
This is the only pattern that the George Floyd case is indicative of.
01:05:07.000
It's deadbeat losers traveling the country, getting high, and scamming people.
01:05:12.000
He's indicative of a bad pattern in this country, and it's called career criminals.
01:05:26.000
You're right now debating with the vice president of the United States, ex-vice president, with a guy running for president of the United States.
01:05:37.000
You don't deserve to be sitting in that chair, but we over-respect minorities like yourself because we feel guilty that plenty of you are doing shitty.
01:06:04.000
He said, Joe, Joe, I just came from a protest in Mississippi.
01:06:10.000
He said, and I looked out there, and there were, I forget how many people.
01:06:13.000
He said, there were as many white kids marching as black kids.
01:06:21.000
Ryan was hanging out with these people from L.A. at a party, and they had been to all the Black Lives Matter, all the different rallies.
01:06:28.000
And he said, oh, so you guys are really into police brutality kind of politics?
01:06:41.000
The reason I'm so optimistic is because of your generation.
01:06:50.000
You have to find someone senile with brain damage to call Cardi B smart.
01:06:56.000
The least prejudiced and the smartest, the best educated, the least prejudiced, and the most engaged generation in American history.
01:07:25.000
Not because we're so powerful, but the power of our example.
01:07:30.000
Look what they're seeing now with this president.
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Yeah, Trump is promoting hatred and promoting prejudice.
01:07:45.000
You don't have to do research or prove anything.
01:07:54.000
Talking about protecting the Confederate flag when Mississippi takes it off their flag?
01:08:03.000
I mean, this is all about the game of making people hate each other because that's how he wins by dividing us.
01:08:23.000
By the way, what's Blexit if Trump is all about dividing people?
01:08:28.000
Why do you have the lowest black support out of any presidential candidate in history?
01:08:40.000
He's no Obama to them, but he's got a huge black following because they look at the DNC and they see them as rip-off artists doing bullshit talks like this one.
01:09:04.000
Okay, I'm just telling you that, like, there's so much shit going on with China that it's like they all Chinese.
01:09:14.000
Our very own Wayne Dupree was at one of the many black events that Trump held, you know, in the way.
01:09:22.000
Yeah, he won some sort of equality award from a black, a nonpartisan black group before he was even president.
01:09:32.000
No one called him racist before 2016, by the way.
01:09:39.000
The new generation, my fans, my people, that it's like, this is why we have to go out and vote.
01:09:45.000
I know that the young generation right now with social media, we are just so eager to make money, to look a certain type of way, to have style, celebrity.
01:09:57.000
You mean like this entire political climate we're in right now that's based completely on fashion?
01:10:04.000
And it's like, why don't we make a change for real and just vote?
01:10:08.000
And in the primaries, they kept saying, well, you know, there's not that many people voting.
01:10:14.000
We had the largest turnout in the primaries ever.
01:10:35.000
The American people have never, ever, ever let their country down given half a chance.
01:10:40.000
And they've been battered by corporate America.
01:10:45.000
They've never let their country down given half a chance.
01:10:49.000
That's not how you use the term given half a chance.
01:10:54.000
But I've been given half a chance to not let the country down.
01:11:00.000
These two need a high school teacher to correct their grammar.
01:11:04.000
Particularly, and the way in which he's able to continue to divide it, he appeals to the outright prejudice of some of those in that community that don't have any money, and he just appeals to their prejudice.
01:11:17.000
Like redneck hillbillies, Dixie, that's what you're all about?
01:11:37.000
I wonder when you go to L Magazine, they have the transcription.
01:11:53.000
Someone should do a montage of all the fake words in this thing.
01:11:57.000
Imagine giving the transcript to like an English teacher or professor or something.
01:12:02.000
That's a full day's work translating all this to English.
01:12:17.000
It makes people feel uncomfortable around different people.
01:12:25.000
Portland is three months of rioting, and it's because of the fear of prejudice.
01:12:30.000
So your fear-mongering, your bullshit Nazi narrative starts civil wars.
01:12:42.000
Everybody wants the best for their self, their future, for their future.
01:12:47.000
I don't want to live to tell my kids, like, you have to be careful going to the store.
01:13:08.000
And I don't want to feel a certain type of hate, a certain type of animosity for a different race because I feel like they get it easier than us.
01:13:25.000
Because it's your whole campaign is pretending that whites are racist.
01:13:33.000
It's a 20-second talk about free college and free Medicare.
01:13:40.000
racism always have existed, but I feel like right now Racism always have existed.
01:13:53.000
But I feel like right now, there's just a lot of tension.
01:14:05.000
And what you're finding now is the vast majority of the American people understand what's going on.
01:14:11.000
My mom used to have an expression, she said, Joey, the greatest virtue of all is courage.
01:14:16.000
Because without courage, you couldn't love with abandon.
01:14:19.000
And without courage, none of the other virtues would exist.
01:14:23.000
It's time for some courage, and you're exercising it.
01:14:26.000
You and other people of your stature who have millions of courage.
01:14:39.000
You're going to get a lot of flack for the money.
01:14:48.000
Safe in the knowledge that a social justice warrior has been triggered.
01:14:55.000
So she did, she gave $1,000 an hour to people on Instagram who seemed poor.
01:15:05.000
She spends like a, she has a ring worth a million dollars.
01:15:09.000
But maybe some other group matched it or something.
01:15:12.000
But I don't understand how you verify that it's a family in need.
01:15:16.000
She said, show us your Instagram and we're going to make sure that you're not fucking around.
01:15:25.000
Thanks, Cardi B. And then secondly, we did look up the interview and they've done exactly that.
01:15:30.000
The reason this is so hard to find, and thank you, Culture, for recording it, is that they're embarrassed.
01:15:37.000
So when she said, and you know, like the prejudicism is so dangerous, they wrote it.
01:15:45.000
So they've totally sanitized her terrible grammar.
01:15:49.000
We had the largest turnout in the primaries ever.
01:16:01.000
Joe Biden's campaign got on the phone with Ellen said, get that down now.
01:16:12.000
We probably shouldn't get involved in politics.
01:16:16.000
Let's look at more news from Cardi B. What's 1-7?
01:16:35.000
If you want to be honest with her and really find out what makes her tick.
01:16:39.000
Y'all, it's your girl Freddie B, and I'm doing this video so y'all can keep your pussy on WAP.
01:16:46.000
I'm going to show you how to keep your pussy on WAP.
01:16:51.000
I'm going to show you how to keep your pussy on wet ass pussy.
01:16:53.000
I'm going to show you how to keep your vagina moist.
01:17:02.000
It's because y'all keep fucking these dirty ass niggas.
01:17:05.000
And y'all bitches is shy to tell these niggas that they dick is hot.
01:17:08.000
You gotta tell, babe, yo, your dick smell like mustard, my nigga.
01:17:13.000
Y'all bitches be fucking these little dirty ass niggas.
01:17:18.000
Y'all think y'all gagging on it because the dick is big.
01:17:22.000
Another thing is, right, why your pH balance is throwing off because y'all bitches need to fucking brush y'all teeth before you suck dick.
01:17:28.000
Y'all eating barbecue ribs the whole day, bacon, egg, and cheese.
01:17:32.000
And right after, he directly put it inside your pussy.
01:17:35.000
Now you got bacon, egg, and cheese grease inside your pussy.
01:17:38.000
I'm only giving y'all this advice because I love you.
01:17:41.000
If you're wanting to take that advice, all right then, bitch.
01:17:43.000
Roll the dice and keep walking around with that dehydrated pussy.
01:17:53.000
I think that she should have been Biden's VP pick.
01:18:04.000
And she could have taught our wives, mothers, sisters, and daughters about keeping their pussy on WAP.
01:18:11.000
They've got their show Cuties, but 11-year-olds twerking.
01:18:16.000
Let's squeeze in some letters and see what we got.
01:18:41.000
The guy who lives in the fag capital of the world.
01:18:44.000
How is Ryan not the coolest, manliest man alive?
01:18:47.000
Being around Gavin for years, you think Ryan would have picked up on some of your badassery.
01:18:53.000
Not a word, but he has to like you more than a friend.
01:18:56.000
And then he shows a picture of himself wearing a very, very soft cardigan with an earring and a long underwear shirt from the gap.
01:19:24.000
The problems with your TriCaster could either be a software issue with audio channels not being adjusted in the app, or you could have to get new cables.
01:19:31.000
Audio cables are fragile and break all the time with heavy use.
01:19:34.000
We also built this studio ourselves, so we're constantly walking over cables.
01:19:41.000
Wasn't going to be one of those assholes calling in, telling you how to run your show.
01:19:44.000
However, I have a good meme for how y'all look arguing.
01:20:14.000
Jobs include doing the same fucking script twice, but switching out a football with a basketball.
01:20:23.000
Must be impressed by your son being on the cover of a magazine.
01:20:32.000
Hey, Gavin, funder of the fag zone and gamer lifestyle of hair fluffer.
01:20:38.000
When Joe Biden speaks, he sounds like one of those old cunts in pubs that starts telling you a story, then just forget what he's on about and goes, ah, well, you can me.
01:20:48.000
And if you haven't got a clue what he's on about, he just comes, he just goes, come on, man, you can me.
01:20:55.000
Then you end up punching him because he was sniffing your bird.
01:20:59.000
This email was from Jamie Punnyquick from Newton Grange, Midlothian, Edinburgh.
01:21:07.000
Send me soaks for free, you tight-fisted bastard.
01:21:14.000
What I do with my feeder when he's doing that is I say he'll go, and then there was, he's got a fake English Scottish accent.
01:21:21.000
And then there was a gentleman who he was in a movie.
01:21:37.000
And he goes, no, it's fucking, oh, oh, that's going to drive me crazy.
01:21:41.000
Well, then let it drive you crazy on your own time.
01:21:46.000
The only other thing, the only thing more annoying than that with boomers and dads in general is they go, yes, well, I have a photo of it.
01:21:55.000
And you go, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, here, here.
01:21:58.000
And they get out and then they, oh, and then they shut it off and then they turn it on.
01:22:01.000
And then they start scrolling through 7 million photos and they think they're going to get to it.
01:22:08.000
And they think they're going to get to it in one second.
01:22:31.000
Dear Gavin and the queen of fags, who lives in the fag capital of the world, I believe.
01:22:38.000
It's an app that can solve any math calculation for you.
01:22:41.000
All it requires for you to type in is the problem and bang.
01:22:46.000
I also thought of a new type of fleshlight for gays.
01:22:52.000
It'll be called the Pocket Ryan, or maybe the Pocket Asian too.
01:23:01.000
And finally, we have Donald Trump, No Collusion, Rigged Witch Hunt.
01:23:06.000
Oh, he's saying it's a good name for a hardcore band.
01:23:16.000
Let's jump ahead to the final video where it's my good brother.
01:23:34.000
So he's like a blue-collar, I think Brooklyn type of Italian guy.
01:23:39.000
And they don't really go for this eating until you're going to die and doing fucking painkillers all day and lying about your pain so you can get more oxy.
01:23:48.000
So in this clip, he pretends he fell off a golf cart so he can get more fentanyl or whatever.
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They should give him all the fentanyl he needs, by the way.
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But with that being said, this WAP Italian does seem to drive fairly recklessly.
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He's got a wet ass put when you have a wet-ass pussy on the back of your golf cart.
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He's like, give me some of that fentanyl and we'll run it over.
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I'm having a hard time moving around and doing this.
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Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, should be okay.
01:24:51.000
Okay, all right, I'm gonna go up a little bit of a curve here.
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Can I touch your eyes to see if there's actual tears coming out?
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If he's hurt and I ignore it, he can end up with an emergency.
01:25:48.000
Could you even break a bone with all that fat around it?
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What about colonization, capitalism, and white supremacy?