S03E02 - TRUMP BOAT PARADE [2020-08-24 - S03E02 - TRUMP BOAT PARADE]
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 23 minutes
Words per Minute
164.74127
Summary
This week Ryan is joined by Ryan's good friend, Enrique, to talk about the largest flotilla of American supporters in the history of the world, the Spanish Armada, and the Trump boat parade in Florida.
Transcript
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A stone, a stone, a stone party for the will I want.
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That's we were on the boat, and the boat has some awesome speakers on it.
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And then Enrique got a hold of the phone and he starts putting on reggae rang.
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And it just happens to be my favorite song that he played was from SpongeBob.
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It's just an odd coincidence that it's a childish.
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Well, he's got that Cuban thing, that scarface accent, right?
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There's still a dead mouse we've yet to locate.
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I got a call from a proud boy in Tampa who said, come down for this flotilla.
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I mean, I'll do Westfest or something, but, you know, if I have time to drink beer, it'll be with someone local, not flying to fucking Florida to get wasted for two days.
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But Ryan is a young single man with nothing going on who lives in a place called the Fag Zone.
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So I assume he would want to do it, and he did.
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You've made a little short film that we'll get to.
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I believe it was the largest flotilla in American in the world.
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I flew into Tampa, and then it was about 30 minutes away.
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St. Petersburg is where Paul's boat was docked.
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So we had to actually go 15 miles to the spot to start.
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And we're doing like 70 miles an hour up there, like up the coast.
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Does Enrique still have that stupid, what do you call that?
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Yeah, those weird things you need to wear a helmet on.
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I also don't approve of Enrique wearing a sweater in the summer in Florida.
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He says it's like a thermal thing, so you could use it for heat retention if you're cold.
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And it's not some weird gear that he got from bass sports shops.
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He wore something different when it came to the boat thing.
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People, that avoids, you avoid sunburns with that, all kinds of stuff.
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But I'm talking about the sweater he wore to Lorest.
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But before we get there, let's look at some clips.
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And someone, as a joke on Fox and Friends, goes, Spanish Armada ain't got nothing on this.
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Yeah, Guinness Book of World Records boat parade.
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The Spanish Armada has got nothing on Trump supporters.
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Notice how the left discredits the massive Trump boat parade because the Fox host compared it to the Spanish Armada.
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No matter what it is compared to, it will be dissected into a negative.
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Thousands of patriots hit the high seas for a record-breaking Trump boat parade in Florida.
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Crowds of Trump supporters showing up on boats and bridges.
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I'm trying to avoid saying just pause because I saw people on GavinMcKinnis.win making fun of me, and I'm very self-conscious.
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So what was it like seeing all the other boats?
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And then every time you pass the bridge, there was a mountain of supportive people on there with like the banners and all that stuff.
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You sound like Cardi B. Well, we come from a similar lineage.
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Like, when I watch 80s movies, I didn't grow up with a lot of boats up in Canada, but isn't there a thing in Florida where like a boat will meet a boat and they'll tie the boat together and the chicks will take their tops off and they'll do keggers?
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Well, that probably does happen, but we had to keep moving the whole time because the boat's behind you.
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So once you start the parade, it's like you kind of got to go.
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And can you overtake boats or is that sort of your spot?
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okay, if you can't swim, be wearing a life jacket.
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It's a very, The water must have been very turbulent.
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sound like a twelve thousand dollar boat probably gone That looks like it might be New York.
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To break the record, they ended up beating it with 1,600 boats.
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Drone footage capturing the sheer size of the parade as it stretched through Cornelles County outside.
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Can you jump out and swim and maybe hold onto a rope?
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Everybody but me got stung by a jellyfish because I scrambled onto the boat.
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By the way, that's the first number I confirmed I heard.
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The Spanish Armadas got nothing on Trump supporters down there.
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We saw it building live yesterday here on Fox and Friends, and it turns out.
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All right, so it was a Guinness World Record breaking event in favor of Trump.
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The fact that the Fox reporter said the Spanish Armada has nothing on the Trump supporters.
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The only part in this that they got that they're running with and enforcing is the fact that it was compared to the Spanish Armada because the Spanish Armada was defeated.
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Listen, there's a reason why he said the Spanish Armada has nothing on Trump supporters because Trump supporters would beat the Spanish Armada.
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Yeah, but yeah, it still makes perfect consistency and perfect sense.
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It was compared to, let's say, the British Navy.
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Obviously, why would you compare the Trump supporters to the British Navy?
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If they made another karate kid, I tried to get him on censored.tv, but he's got his own thing going on.
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He says that if we had a battle in this Pacific of the East in the West during the summer, we would actually lose to China.
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There will always be something to discredit whatever is being said in this comparison because, guess what?
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It was a Guinness world record-breaking event for a political election in favor of Trump.
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And they don't want people to know about this massive support and they want to cover up the fact that Trump is having this massive support.
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Dissecting that one little phrase that a Fox reporter said that wasn't even wrong.
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And this is why the Democrats are going to lose.
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It shows their total lack of knowledge of history.
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And we talk about what exactly that pirate ship is because it plays a role in their local culture.
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And every January, they do something with it too.
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Well, pirate culture is really big in the Caribbean and in Florida around there.
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Every time I'm down there, same with the Caribbean, and I think of pirates, I just go, wasn't everyone so fucking hot?
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90 degrees, he's like you, walking around in his black jeans.
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It's not like he wears a thong and short shorts and a little flimsy top.
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He wears like a black t-shirt, black jeans, black boots.
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Conversely, fucking 30 degrees, you got a flannel on, you got your leatherman on your side, you got your red wings, your fucking those car hearts with the thermal insides there, the tartan insides, fucking how do you do?
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Tommy Robinson, by the way, who won't get back to me, I don't think he likes me anymore.
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I was planning a trip to my old birthplace of Hitchin, which is just down the Road from him.
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We were going to box in a gym because he goes to a gym that's not far away.
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But yeah, the pandemic, the plandemic botched those plans, and then he hasn't spoken to me since.
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Anyway, I've noticed he's been paying a lot of attention to America.
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Oh, and as a side note, he's been focusing a lot on these African refugees who are coming over to Italy.
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It said Spanish, like it's not the Spanish Armada, but it's similar.
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And then compared to the Africans coming over to Italy.
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Oh, it's from, of course, right-wing Gringa again, my new favorite.
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And then it says, Africans come to Europe 2020.
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Sometimes my wife will send me pictures of like, hey, can you believe the Indians built this 500 years ago?
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And I'm like, want me to show you a German castle 500 years ago?
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Anyway, so Tommy Robinson, who's been focusing a lot on American politics outside of those European refugees, he's very interested in Trump these days.
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He can't come to America because last time he came down here, they held him for questioning and he just, poof, he took off in the airport.
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A big show of support for President Trump in Clearwater, Florida, where boaters got together to try and break the record for the world's largest boat parade.
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There's no word yet on a confirmed number of participants, but thousands of votes are set to have.
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Isn't it funny how technology has gotten so good that this drone, which, you know, 10 years ago you'd need to spend $10,000 on a helicopter renting it for the day and getting all these shots, now some teenager just puts his drone up and missed it all thing?
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Even just driving around on land, on the roads, just Trump stuff everywhere.
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People, you go into a bar, you just got to wear a mask just to walk in and then just take it off.
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We're in an elevator with a group and we're like, do you mind if we don't wear that?
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And they want to make it bad there, so they have to enforce mail-ins.
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But as we learned from Laura, Florida's not that easy to manipulate.
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Ladies and gentlemen, we're debuting a short film by Ryan Katsu Rivera called Fag Zone on the Water.
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Actually, no, we're in St. Pete Beach, Florida, but hey, you know, whatever.
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So we're here to party, show our love for the President of the United Damn States of America.
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We're going to have a Trump flotilla tomorrow trying to break a Guinness world record.
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Are you talking about the weekly whose back I broke?
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I wasn't born in the darkness you were, but I was raised in it.
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But either way, make sure you watch our videos at Censored.tv for all the exclusive coverage of the Trump Boat Parade here in St. Pete.
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Alright, what we have right now is a limbo competition between Mindy the Jiu-Jitsu Master and Ryan Catcher.
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Oh, oh, it's actually She did, she hit her head a little bit.
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Okay, so we've had a successful first day here in Tampa.
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Now we're back to the hotel to meet up with some other PBs and have a great time.
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I thought you were allowed to have belt rope shoes.
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But regardless, so you got little fucking things.
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And then the craziest part about it is you have a croc lock.
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Like you're clinching your asshole because you're such a faggot.
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Not only do you have crocs, you have the faggotiest pot.
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It's to make sure that these come with me wherever I go.
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Now that I need you Now that I need you Now that I need you
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Tonight, we're just going to party and focus on being bros to one another.
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I'd love to say more like being a family member, but yeah, sure, I can contribute.
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We have to do interviews where we talk to you every week, see what you're up to.
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Like, a lot of people write in, they're like, what about Ryan?
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I mean, when you share your stuff, they're like, when is he getting fired?
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Everyone wants to know what's lying always on channel.
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This guy, Tim Dylan, he's a gay comedian, and he's pretty moderate.
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Somebody sent me an email with a time marking where they talk about Proud Boys.
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So tomorrow, we're going to see how good is it?
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We'll get some opinions from the Proud Boys themselves and we'll talk to you tomorrow.
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Actually, we're starting to clear water and heading back to St. Pete.
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We're going to show you all kinds of cool shit, tons of boats, fun, drinks, and all that shit.
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So we've been boating so far, hitting some waves.
00:24:09.000
You don't like when you're in a PT cruiser and another person's in a PT cruiser?
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I should be fucking have my ribs already removed and I'm sucking myself off.
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That's what you do if you own a PT cruiser and you're fucking waiting.
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All sorts of yogurts and bananas and berries out here.
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I'd get on one of those boats and I'd be carrying a flag also.
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But I have to say, it looks like you're having a good time.
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And the big thing is November 3rd, get out and vote.
00:25:16.000
We can't let the radical left take over this country.
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They'll raise your taxes by three to four times.
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These people are crazy, and we have to stop them.
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I've never been on a boat thing like this before.
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I think I've been on a boat, but like, you were doing speeds of knots, and then it was like going like it was tilting.
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But the technical stuff, so that's me being a retard, not knowing anything.
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We drove, I want to say it's like 15 miles north to Queerwater was where that flotilla started and then took the intercoastal channel back.
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And some of the numbers we're hearing, I think it's like 3,000, 3,500 boats.
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And so that's not an official, like Guinness hasn't really said it.
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They haven't come out with their official count yet, but those are the numbers that I'm hearing from.
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They were like, and, you know, they're not too friendly towards Trump or us, frankly.
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But they were like, they said it was 1,800, which is wrong.
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They just moved the 8 to make it like, you might not get it.
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Because I thought it was going to, you were saying like 2,000.
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So they do what's called Gasparillo here every January.
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And so what they do is they kidnap the mayor and hold him hostage, and then they take the key to the city.
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Yeah, the pirates come back and get the key back or something like that.
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Yeah, it's a big flotilla, kind of like we just had here, like a trunk flotilla, only you follow this big pirate ship in.
00:27:53.000
Yeah, this is like nothing new for you, but the amount of boats was like, you've never seen something like that before?
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I've been boating these waters since I was born.
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So, you know, almost 40 years now I've been boating down here, and I've never seen anything like that.
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You jumped in the water and you could like, there was a, He was like, yeah, there's a thick layer of gasoline on the water.
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Yeah, it's, you know, it takes a place of suntan oil.
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And then there was fucking man-of-war like jellyfish.
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I don't know if they were man of war, but people were getting stung.
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Like, everybody that jumped in the water, save me, got stung by a jellyfish.
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I was going to jump in, and then people started getting stung.
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I decided, yeah, I decided I was like, you not do that.
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I've never been stung, and I wasn't looking forward to finding out, so I scrambled up there.
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If you've never been stung by a jellyfish, you gotta try it.
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I would stick my arm and get stung for science and the show.
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I mean, during the floatel itself, I think we were probably doing 10 knots, maybe 5 knots, just kind of cruising.
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Now, going up there, when we were trying to meet up with everybody at 930 in the morning, Oh, no, we were doing like 60.
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And I thought, I'm a retard, so I don't know that Donzi is a company.
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So I thought that was a custom thing, like Team Donzi.
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If there was no such thing as Donzi, that's a good idea.
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There was Proud Boys up on the bridge by the banners and flags and shit like that.
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I'm going to overlay all the footage on top of this.
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And we didn't actually see the counter people, like the Guinness people counting, but they're supposed to, I guess they were on the bridge.
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Somebody did confirm that somebody from Guinness Walmart is whatever.
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And then there was also a Biden jet ski guy who was going around like, kingdom rebels.
00:31:06.000
I mean, other than the fact that we were just sandwiched in there.
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Again, I've, you know, boating these waters for as long as I have.
00:31:14.000
There were some close calls, but you did some real good maneuvers.
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Like, we were coming up close, but I could feel you actually.
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So there must be a reverse thing because you could feel it like kick back.
00:31:51.000
And by it, I mean the largest Trump parade, largest boat parade for Trump ever recorded.
00:32:02.000
Now, they didn't confirm it, but they had, you know, the Guinness Book of World Records there.
00:32:11.000
A bunch of just regular people that like Trump enough to have a boat that says Trump on it.
00:32:17.000
I was talking numbers about decal, stuff like that.
00:32:20.000
It's like $40,000 to do like a boat wrap or whatever, like a vinyl wrap.
00:32:30.000
A lot of people that work for that money, a lot of people that spend that money on fun.
00:32:34.000
And that was the overall gist that I got, is that we like to have a bunch of fun.
00:32:38.000
Went out there, fuck it, it's like a yeah, whatever.
00:32:42.000
You're on a boat, there's other boats surrounding you, and you don't even get the magnitude of how big it is until they showed that helicopter view where it says, endless fucking boats, endless fucking boats.
00:33:00.000
And Antifa, here's what's weird about this particular Trump thing is that they can't ambush you.
00:33:09.000
So it was just like, it felt like we were untouchable.
00:33:25.000
And he broke down, needed help getting the hell out of there.
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Anyway, so we couldn't get pepper sprayed or bike locked or fucking nipple whipped by the soy boys.
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And by the way, they probably don't do fun stuff like that.
00:33:57.000
Anyway, so just a vibe of freedom, community, happiness, gratefulness, patriotism, and, as Joe Bigg says, war boners.
00:34:11.000
Now, was he a little grumpy because he had drinking a lot the night before?
00:34:14.000
He was sitting there, and I was like, how you doing?
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He's like, I don't really like boats very much.
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He was getting so burned by the sun, he had to put the send nudes flag over his back, and it looked like he dipped it in water.
00:34:41.000
I mean, the group that we rolled with, all Proud Boys, I knew some of them, some of them I never met.
00:34:46.000
But that's the kind of vibe that you get when you just jump in and you do something with these guys.
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It's just, you're just, it's like you picked up where you never left off in the first place.
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It's like you know them, but you never met them before.
00:35:02.000
And then this Tuesday, we got Laura Loomer's possibly a celebration for winning her Congresswoman run seat.
00:35:14.000
I want to dumb it down for everybody who doesn't get it.
00:35:23.000
It's just a six-minute video of me talking about how great it is as Trump.
00:35:32.000
Trump impressions over here, little Roger Stowen impression.
00:35:34.000
It's like, oh, that one time he did that on the show.
00:35:44.000
And basically, this is just a document of that.
00:36:21.000
I think maybe you could put that at the beginning and then make all the fun stuff the third act.
00:36:30.000
I've been talking to this chick, or at least people who work with this chick.
00:36:39.000
Her dad did all the dirty hairy movies, and her first movie is this pro-Trump doc.
00:37:00.000
And I'm just like, here's two things I really need you to know.
00:37:03.000
While I'm in the third act, there has to be action on page 17.
00:37:10.000
Like, I'm just watching a movie right now with a dude from Game of Thrones.
00:37:22.000
And you need to make sure that you get an action movie when you go on a train trip or a plane trip because people are next to you and they can see what you're looking at.
00:37:34.000
And if you get a rom-com or anything, there's going to be a sex scene.
00:37:37.000
And then people look over and there's two people like...
00:37:49.000
But the movie I'm watching right now, what the hell is it called?
00:38:33.000
There's a lot of people in that new action movie.
00:38:41.000
Oh, he's on a sort of a thanked nature preserve.
00:38:57.000
I'm watching the silencing, and 17 minutes in, they find a dead body.
00:39:05.000
So, anyway, to get back to this movie, The Plot Against the President, I go.
00:39:09.000
If anything can be cut, if anything could possibly be on the cutting room floor and not hurt the movie, get it on the cutting room floor.
00:39:19.000
And of course, the third, wild, in the third act.
00:39:21.000
Now, I could show you all this in my hit movie, Death of the Cool, which is also called You're Stupid, but it's been shelved.
00:39:28.000
And when I asked this 20th Century Fox to release it, they asked for $650,000.
00:39:34.000
Now, I sold How to Be a Man to Netflix for $15,000.
00:39:39.000
So I'm not positive I'll be able to make back $650,000.
00:39:47.000
I am never going to financially recover from this.
00:40:05.000
Just the second I get bored, you cut to B-roll and fill in the gaps.
00:40:12.000
Like there was some low points in interviews, but they were immediately replaced with something interesting to look at.
00:40:21.000
And those guys are like so easy to get along with that it's like, you know, it doesn't feel like cold, like an internet, like cold interview.
00:40:33.000
In the film, you say, lots of people want to know what I think.
00:40:42.000
And, you know, I don't really want to say much.
00:40:44.000
How about I offer you $100 for anyone ever saying that once in an email?
00:41:02.000
Yes, I don't think I've seen one of those in a while.
00:41:07.000
Or if I did, Tim Dylan said something nice about them.
00:41:11.000
You go, hey, man, people say to me, what does Ryan have to say?
00:41:14.000
You know, they want to hear what I have to say.
00:41:17.000
For example, Tim Dylan was on Joe Rogan defending the Proud Boys.
00:41:28.000
For example, the Rolling Stones played a concert in Rio in the 80s that had almost half a million people at it.
00:41:37.000
What happened was Enrique pointed out a harsh, possible truth that people don't want to hear what I have to say.
00:41:42.000
And so I just kind of changed the subject real quick.
00:42:02.000
We would get into like a hot car that was just sitting there for a while, and it gets like a new layer of hot.
00:42:13.000
That reminds me, I got to get one of those aluminum windshield things.
00:42:18.000
So would you like to, since I never included that, that's the one thing that's aw my craw.
00:42:33.000
But the thing is, is that like you saw hints of this many years ago where Antifa would stop traffic.
00:42:40.000
And they would get people to say Black Lives Matter.
00:42:44.000
They weren't connected with Black Lives Matter.
00:42:46.000
Before the coronavirus thing, before George Floyd, the Antifa people, it was all about right-wing people.
00:42:55.000
Like the Proud Boy, they would have those skirmishes.
00:43:03.000
They wanted someone to fight back against Antifa who were shutting down people who were speaking.
00:43:08.000
This is the most accurate I've heard about Proud Boys ever, and I'm stunned.
00:43:15.000
And then things got out of hand, and they were infiltrated by Nazis and began denying the Holocaust.
00:43:20.000
You're literally crushing your hand while thinking about it.
00:43:26.000
At colleges who were right-wing, people like Milo or anybody or whatever.
00:43:31.000
So that's where it all came from in the first place.
00:43:33.000
But when you would go to Seattle, they were letting these fucking people direct traffic.
00:43:42.000
They were telling people, you can't go down this road.
00:43:47.000
And they started chasing him and they kicked his ass.
00:43:50.000
Yeah, I don't know why people on Twitter defend that.
00:43:53.000
And I don't know why a lot of celebrities defend it.
00:43:56.000
And I don't understand why a lot of mainstream Democrats don't just call that out for what it is.
00:44:01.000
I've never once seen a mainstream Republican ever, I mean, defend like the Proud Boys or that was certainly not their hill to die on.
00:44:11.000
Like if a mainstream Republican defended them, it was very, like, it was a huge news story.
00:44:15.000
Usually, I don't know why, I think the big problem is it's like things are happening.
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You see them with your own eyes, and then people tell you that they're not happening.
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You're like, I saw them light a guy on fire and use him as a battering ram to get an amazing.
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They're like, well, you know, he gave them a look.
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That's a good segue into this, some Antifa stuff we didn't get to last week that I think is important.
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But this is going to sound like old news to those of you that are Antifa news junkies like myself.
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This is now from the notes before 2-0, hold the line.
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Guys, I hope you know this, but there are two types of men in the world.
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Men who have been punched in the face and men who haven't.
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Luckily, I had a violent father, so I learned at a very young age not to fuck with people.
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But you'll see this with Antifa going, fuck you, bitch.
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Get the fuck on the road, Bitch, and you see those guys get punched in the face, and you see them sort of go.
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And that's like someone getting their hard drive not just rebooted, that's like someone putting an operating system into a new computer.
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They are now starting their adulthood, and Antifa is a bizarre macabre collection of people who have not had that moment.
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That's usually our first punch to the face, but they haven't got it.
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And that's kind of the fun part of Antifa is seeing people so late in life realizing that when you fuck with people stronger than you, there's repercussions.
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So here they are with pieces of cardboard and tin going up to a police force who's not only been training for this their whole adult life, but also practicing it with real scenarios where they could actually get shot.
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That's why you'll often see boxers at a boxing gym.
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I mean, cops at a boxing gym, and you'll have those big fights where it's firemen versus boxers.
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And if they're bad at it, then they can get killed.
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And you, who have never been punched in the face, go, I'm going to handle this.
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Or like that girl, remember last week or two weeks ago where she goes, stand back or what?
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That's literally Whiffnail and I. What fuck that?
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And then the second they grab her, she goes, I have a hot emission.
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This is Withnale on the front line saying to the police, what fuck I said that?
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That was not exactly the American Revolution, was it?
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This is ancient news now, but I would say 70% of our subscribers are news junkies who've seen this a million times.
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But I'm obligated for the 30% to show you this guy you've seen a million times.
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On Howard's trend, they call this cleaning out the computer.
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So we're going back over things we never got to.
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For example, we didn't cover that five-year-old who got shot very well.
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When I was pepper spaded at an NYU, it shuts you down.
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It's like these, you know, Civil War reenactments.
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I guess they figured he's going to be easy prey because he's blind.
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You know, when you're watching that, you're lusting for justice and you go, get the fucking.
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Like, everyone in America is watching that going, I hope those guys don't get away with just probation or something.
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Also, this is really ancient news talking about cleaning up the computer.
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The guy who got me kicked out of CPAC by calling, he says, can I get a selfie?
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So I come over to him immediately after, and I go, what are you doing?
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And I sort of come at him like this kind of thing, you know, when you sort of walk into someone and I go, you want to do something?
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Say shithead or piece of shit and then waddle away because he's handicapped.
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Then he runs to security, gets me kicked out of CPAC.
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Has he been locked in a basement his entire life?
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He is at the front of a lot of Antifa shit, and I don't think they like it because he's such a loser.
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He's this bizarrely handicapped beta male who doesn't care if you beat him up because I don't think his legs work.
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And he had a press conference recently, and I think, who's paying your bills?
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And this goes back to Joe Biden said, voting is one of the most effective nonviolent tools there is.
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The implication being that ideally you want to use violent tools.
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I was onto this fucking three years ago bitching about statues.
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No, this is the, I think that's the, no, that's the same event.
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He's facing 10 years and he magically gets tons of money.
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I assume it's DNC, Globalists, Soros, that kind of thing.
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Because these Antifa guys, John and Max Blew like 50 grand each on lawyers.
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And these guys never pay a penny and they always get away with probation.
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My name is Jason Charter, and I am a proud anti-fascist.
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As you know, on July 2nd, at 6:30 a.m., federal agents from the FBI and Park Police raided my home.
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I was placed under arrest, and my home was torn apart by federal agents to be unrecognizable to what it was beforehand.
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The ringleader of Antifa statement is as absurd as it is false.
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Anyone with access to Wikipedia and 15 minutes of their time can learn these very simple facts.
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Anti-fascism or Antifa is an idea which simply means to be against fascism.
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If you are against fascists like Nazis, then you are an anti-fascist too.
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There are no horizontal organization as opposed to a top-down organization.
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Did that lawyer put on a mask so he could yawn and get away with it?
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But if it's totally spontaneous, why aren't all your signs different?
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Wouldn't they all be a hodgepodge of Crayola crayons and spray paint?
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That's the errant thread that unravels the whole sweater.
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And there's no rich benefactor that supports these enemies.
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Anyways, I know we sit at home and we go, I hope he's going to jail.
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He doesn't like, you want to punish these people.
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They get guys who work hard fired from their jobs.
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But when you don't have a job, you have no hope of ever getting laid, let alone married in a family.
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After they raided his home, you know what they said?
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And will you please just tell us what city you were talking about?
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If you're mumbling something to yourself when you think you're alone and you're actually being what city was it?
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You know about the guy driving the white truck, some tranny who's suicidal, as they all are.
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They have a higher suicide rate, as Ben Shapiro pointed out, than Jews in World War II.
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He hits his truck into a pole and they beat him unconscious because they catch up to him.
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The story from the media and Antifa becomes he was trying to run people over and he got caught.
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He was blocks away from the confrontation when he hit that pole.
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If Ryan has seen it, if you haven't seen it, you should be ashamed.
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Now, some guy, maybe this is the current news, some guy like yesterday sends me this story.
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And I go, you're talking about the most covered non-left story.
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Fucking walking in here with a 2-4 under your armistee.
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he's done is he's just amalgamated all the most popular clips of it to american citizens if you have not already seen the violent video that came out of portland oregon last night of a white man being attacked and possibly killed in an execution style manner i'd ask you to gather yourself before you watch this video Imagine being such a pussy that you had to wear a mask to show Twitter videos that are easily available online.
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In the riot zone, a group of Black Lives Matter types, Antifa types, and those in Black Block attacked and possibly killed a white man.
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You're making Antifa look dangerous by hiding so much.
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You could be standing at your mailbox with your home address and your face going, hi, I'm here to shit on Antifa.
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Maybe he's got a real sweet job that are super litty.
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He drove his truck off in a frenzy and crashed into a building a few blocks away.
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Security puts him down, but then someone kicks him in the head.
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They caught the dude who kicked him in the head.
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So, anyway, this guy sends me all this shit like yesterday.
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And it was, I shouldn't respond to the mailbag outside of this show.
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Why are you sending me one of the most popular videos?
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I go, no, this is a guy who amalgamated all the different clips.
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That's like making a mix with ACDC, the who, and Def Leppard on it.
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And why are you just facing the ground like that, dude?
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If you're in a mob, you got to get your back to a wall.
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Just to show the, like right now, sitting there like that.
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Then the other security guy had to secure him out of there.
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He was trying to hold him back for the longest, but he found his way back.
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I think because if he stands up, then he's a threat.
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I'm just going to scoot around here on my little scooter.
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Might be funny if a big fat person was calling them on one.
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They're light-skinned white, like a piece of vanilla cake.
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Their jugglers pulsing on their side like a big piece of licorice.
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And then there was a redhead earlier who looked like the Wendy's chick.
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I think the guy with the red hair, Ronald McDonald, looking at the colour.
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Anyway, the guy who sent that in, he goes, he wants to hurt me because I said, don't send me fucking shit.
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Everyone that runs from you, like rats off a sinking ship, is not due to controversy nor Trump.
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You're just a prick that's probably three sheets to the wind.
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If you weren't a penis breath, you wouldn't be avoided like the plague.
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Rather than project your insecurities on Ryan, why don't you learn how to change a tire?
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Like, you could just, you could land here from Mars.
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And I've heard it before addressed at other people.
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And then you could put the jack in somewhere stupid, like a plastic bumper.
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As you did it, it would start to crack and you go, oh, that's not working.
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It's got to be under something that has some girth.
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Doesn't it make sense that you righty-tighty lefty-loosey?
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Black man in trouble for trying to stop what you just saw.
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Tom Tranny sitting on the ground talking about her meds and suicide.
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And the only citizen with any ball standing there with a knife asking these reprobates if they have a gun in their bag, ready to die.
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You hear the N-word, by the way, so much in these clips, just like all over the place.
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Those nylons are for Italian nonas, and your dress is supposed to go down below them.
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So it's when you have a long dress, you figure, I don't have to have tights that go all the way up to my ass.
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So I'll just wear these, and I'll just make sure the little bit of ankle people see doesn't show any age spots.
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And also, if you are a woman trapped in a man's body, like, why is your hair just normal Jewish DJ hair?
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He looks like he hangs out with comedy writers in LA.
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I've been watching so much of this shit that I'm starting to recognize people.
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And then if you could see the 27, he's still going, by the way.
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I think he got arrested and released immediately and decided to take it out on a picnic table.
01:06:32.000
Anyway, speaking of ancient news, we got to cover this Kalamazoo.
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We'll go through this quickly, but Proud Boys in Kalamazoo, Michigan.
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I don't think John Kinsman's wife was happy about this.
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She goes, this hurts our appeals when they see Proud Boys getting in trouble.
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Anti-fash Gordon, who's been doxxed and doesn't care because he has no life.
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Great thread on the Proud Boys rally in Kalamazoo today.
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The first congressional church is hosting an anti-hate vigil.
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Proud boys attack protesters with mace, but protesters force them to back down.
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So that's, obviously the radical left is going to bullshit narratives like this, but this is trending on Twitter, this thread, and that radical leftist take on the whole thing becomes what you see on NBC.
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So look, Proud Boys are attacking counter-protesters.
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And they say they're from a church, these counter-protesters.
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Meanwhile, these dummies are attacking them because they think they're Nazis, but they're not.
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Like, why don't you go and attack a bunch of bakers because you think they're pedophiles?
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That looked like one of them got punched in the schnauzz.
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So then this guy, Derwin Gonzalez, look, see, they're picking fights with Proud Boys.
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That's a weird way to attack people, to just get hit while walking to a destination way.
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And then 3-0, there's this asshole with the bat that's in almost every shot.
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You know what I like about when they show that?
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Counter-processor protester puts a hand up to stop fellow counter-protester from going after Proud Boys members with a stick during a skirmish at Bronson Park in Kalamazoo.
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So we have evidence of violence here, and even then they go, no, no, no, there was one freak.
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They show up with bats and they pick fights with these guys.
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And the narrative, the left takes that extreme narrative.
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This chubby lesbian who usually, that's our perfect demographic of I Hate You, had our back.
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Kalamazoo City Commissioner Aaron Knott said violence may have been avoided if counter-protesters stayed home.
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And she says, I think that attack only gave the Proud Boys the intention and the fuel they so desire.
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And then she says, we know from researching the Proud Boys, they don't start the fight.
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Gave the Proud Boys the attention and the fuel that they so desire.
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You know, we know from researching the Proud Boys that they don't start the fight.
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Not say she was stunned when armed corner protesters from the Michigan People's Defense League came from Detroit.
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I did some research on her, and she was talking about conversion therapy for gays.
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And she said, they should be charged with fraud.
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You say, I'm going to cure you of your homosexuality.
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Let's do a quick mail B. Okay, and of course, that stands for the mail bag.
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He's telling us about the cuties Netflix thing.
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And he's comparing it to Chris Hansen's To Catch a Predator.
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Although, I always thought it would be funny if To Catch a Predator.
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And he goes, oh, I'm here to fuck a 13-year-old.
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She was like, I wanted you to fuck me in the ass and do all this shit.
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And I thought, you rarely see a woman that libidinous at such a young age.
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Anyway, the cops outside, are they coming in here?
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And you coincidentally had condoms in your car?
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And then the wine coolers were together wasted.
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I'm a drummer at a church in Roseville, California called Doxa Church.
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Remember that girl who sent a picture when she was drunk?
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Let me just send a reminder to my shitty brain that doesn't work.
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There's a woman whose pastor had been banned a million times and he kept fucking giving her.
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Stop making those bubbles or I'll fart on you with my heels on.
01:13:42.000
He says we should go to 11 minutes and 20 seconds.
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Dude, that lead singer looks like Danny Lapoiri.
01:14:47.000
Grace, Tyler Perry's girlfriend is a smoke show.
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When was the last time you even heard that word?
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Remember you were into like calves for a little bit?
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Like, I've been walking in the city a lot, and I keep seeing, you know, obviously look at this and that, but I've been looking at some calves.
01:15:47.000
I'm not sure you've ever considered Yuri Bezimov, the Soviet KGB dictator.
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Yes, we've all seen that video a million times.
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You're turning me into William Shatner with these terrible scoops.
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This constant bullshit with the echoing and mic problems.
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It's around a day worth of time we spend listening to your fighting over it.
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No other podcast I listen to does this, and it's free.
01:16:22.000
Love you guys, but it pisses me off because I know it could be fixed so easy.
01:16:37.000
So some guy after our 9-11 talk sent us something where he says, it's not exactly what the caller talked about, but he goes, this is from Philip.
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He says, go to 210 and you see them talking about the Solomon Brothers building and how it fell.
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We'll probably find out more now about that from our correspondent, Jane Stanley.
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Jane, what more can you tell us about the Solomon Brothers building and its collapse?
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As you can see behind me, the trade centre appears to be still burning.
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And we know that behind that, there's an empty piece of what was a very familiar New York skyline.
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So this could be evidence of a well-researched plot that involves Britain now getting involved.
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It could also be that there was a different tower, like North 7 or some other tower, and it collapsed, and they thought it was a Solomon Tower, and they cut the feed because they were embarrassed that they got a detail wrong.
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And I'm open to pretty much anything these days, but I have trouble thinking that the BBC was in bed with George W. Bush, was in bed with Saudi Arabia.
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Now, I'll tell you where I have come over, thanks to the guys at my gym, the weirdos at my gym, I think I'm open to the possibility that George Bush knew Saudi Arabia was planning something and he let it happen.
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All right, this has been a long action-packed app.
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On the left-hand side, there's supposed to be some sort of GIF of a collapse.
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I see moving colors, like a GIF of two buildings.
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Yeah, I think you're just looking at moving colors.
01:19:02.000
You got to send us the thing, sir, because I'm interested.
01:19:04.000
Yeah, I notice that a lot with these truther guys.
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They'll sort of like just say, hey, man, you can see it.
01:19:16.000
I sent you the final video as a separate thing.
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Panicking, panicking, panicking, panicking, panicking.
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What are these 10 emails you've gotten in the past hour?
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They've got some report about something, or maybe they're just going to get a coffee.
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Now, when someone comes at you that close and is that violent, look at the poor dog.
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If you're a cop and someone's walking towards you, take it easy.
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You know, it's possible that the majority of women just don't have sufficient courage.
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And look, that guy in the striped shirt, he's just like, what's going on here?
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And the guy who runs the bodega has got bigger balls.
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He's like, what are you doing, you fucking asshole?
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And the guy goes, that sounds fair because I'm fucking out of my minds on drugs or something.
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And then he attacks her, and then she goes, all right, I think I'm finally going to do it.
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Is that a birthmark on her arm or a weird tattoo of Chile?
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Finally, when the guys she works with are there, she finally grows some balls.
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To his left arm and a gunshot wound to the lower back.
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Police officers on the scene call for medical assistance.
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His left arm was transported to Bellevue Hospital where he was admitted and treated for his injuries.
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