Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E05 - BACK FROM SUMMER VACATION [2020-08-31 - S03E05

00:00:43.000 Whiskey too, jamming cost too much.

00:00:53.000 So that's a great jam.

00:00:54.000 Tom T. Hall, country singer.

00:00:57.000 I looked him up.

00:00:58.000 I just discovered him on vacation in the East Hamptons.

00:01:00.000 He's from like the 50s, 60s, and 70s, basically.

00:01:04.000 But in the 50s, his job was just sitting in a room writing songs.

00:01:08.000 He had to write 12 a day for 50 bucks a week.

00:01:11.000 He'd write 12 songs a fucking day.

00:01:15.000 Wow.

00:01:18.000 The other problem with looking people up, though, is you discover that he abandoned his kids with his first wife and left them to raise himself.

00:01:25.000 Married for 46 years.

00:01:26.000 His wife just died in 2015.

00:01:28.000 Awesome, awesome, awesome.

00:01:29.000 Stuck by his wife, second wife.

00:01:32.000 Didn't stick by the first wife.

00:01:34.000 And that was way back in like 1960.

00:01:37.000 He abandoned her.

00:01:41.000 That's not great.

00:01:43.000 She was British, that one.

00:01:45.000 Show the screen.

00:01:47.000 That's his late wife.

00:01:48.000 She just croaked.

00:01:50.000 I know she looks like shit there.

00:01:51.000 She's very old.

00:01:52.000 Okay, assholes.

00:01:52.000 Jesus Christ, you're so shallow.

00:01:56.000 But yeah, I think that might be linked to Brett Kavanaugh when he said, I like beer.

00:02:00.000 Because this was a hit in 75.

00:02:05.000 And that's around when he was in college.

00:02:08.000 So I think that was like a secret motto that I wasn't privy to.

00:02:13.000 I just thought he was saying it literally, I like beer.

00:02:15.000 But no, I think it's like a good old boy shout out.

00:02:19.000 And interestingly enough, when Max and John were arrested, and this might have been one of the reasons they didn't take a plea because they thought they were going to do well, the, I don't know what you call him, not the chief, but like a major captain in the police force, the kind of guy who has four detectives following him at all time.

00:02:36.000 I forget the name because I always say fuck the police's boss, so I don't put much stock into them.

00:02:41.000 But he came down, he banged the table in front of John and he said, I like beer and walked out of the room.

00:02:46.000 Yeah, that's right.

00:02:48.000 Of course, that means nothing now.

00:02:49.000 We were just all shouting it.

00:02:51.000 That just hurt my knuckle, dude.

00:02:54.000 Uh-oh.

00:02:56.000 I'm worried I got a bone fragment from.

00:03:01.000 I wish I had a care fragment.

00:03:05.000 I think being a suck.

00:03:07.000 Having suck attacks has chipped the bone, and now when I bang it, the little broken off piece jabs in.

00:03:14.000 Ew.

00:03:15.000 I guarantee you broke something when you found out about the Mets.

00:03:18.000 When you saw what the Mets...

00:03:20.000 No.

00:03:20.000 No?

00:03:21.000 Are we not talking about them?

00:03:22.000 The maddest I've been in the past year is when our mailer, the guy who does our email list, spelt censored wrong.

00:03:30.000 Oh, I remember that wrath.

00:03:32.000 Twice.

00:03:34.000 I broke my watch.

00:03:35.000 It cost me $300 to have it repaired.

00:03:36.000 I banged it so hard that the class came off.

00:03:43.000 No, that was about six months ago.

00:03:45.000 We just sent out a new one.

00:03:46.000 I scrolled down and this fine type, it's spelled wrong again.

00:03:49.000 Same motherfucking censored.

00:03:52.000 C-E-N-C.

00:03:54.000 Wow.

00:03:56.000 Wow.

00:03:57.000 After all the screaming and yelling about the first time, and it wasn't just a gold darn it.

00:04:02.000 It was like, da-da-fa, da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:04:04.000 And then calling the other guy, how old are you?

00:04:07.000 It was like four different tantrums that went on for 20 seconds each.

00:04:13.000 And then it happens again.

00:04:14.000 The tantrums didn't do shit.

00:04:16.000 I'm like, do you know how humiliating that is?

00:04:18.000 A mass email.

00:04:19.000 Now I'm getting mad again, remembering.

00:04:21.000 I can see it.

00:04:22.000 A mass email is you advertising your brand.

00:04:24.000 When you have a spelling mistake, you're advertising what a fucking idiot you are.

00:04:28.000 That's not a good investment.

00:04:30.000 Hi, I'm retarded.

00:04:31.000 Check me out.

00:04:35.000 Anyway, I just got back from the Hamptons.

00:04:38.000 A little vacation there.

00:04:40.000 I don't vacation very well.

00:04:42.000 I need to get drunk to get into it because I get anxiety.

00:04:45.000 I feel like I'm missing out on stuff.

00:04:47.000 And we had a bunch of banked episodes that are evergreen.

00:04:51.000 And so like Jacob Blake happens and this Jay Bishop happens.

00:04:57.000 And you're watching Animal House, which is frustrating, but it's better than nothing.

00:05:03.000 So I'll have like a half a bottle of bourbon for the first three days.

00:05:07.000 And then the next three days are detoxing and like shivering.

00:05:10.000 And wait a minute, does Tommy Robinson hate me?

00:05:13.000 How come he doesn't respond to my calls?

00:05:16.000 Yeah.

00:05:16.000 And then I get a JPEG email from Max.

00:05:20.000 And he's like, shit's crazy out there, man.

00:05:21.000 Keep your head in a swivel.

00:05:23.000 Watch your back.

00:05:24.000 Always eat with your back to the wall.

00:05:26.000 And make sure you bang the table twice when you get up so no fuckers are around you.

00:05:30.000 And then I'm like, I get all those, but the knocking is a prison thing.

00:05:35.000 Are you telling me you're going to kill me?

00:05:38.000 Are you, do you think I rip Bunny off from Justice for Liberty?

00:05:41.000 Oh, fuck.

00:05:42.000 He thinks I'm ripping him off.

00:05:44.000 I got to contact him.

00:05:46.000 So it's like three days of blind drunkenness.

00:05:48.000 Not blind drunkenness.

00:05:49.000 The kids have never seen me drunk.

00:05:51.000 That's how much Mela can handle my booze.

00:05:53.000 I'm just normal, normal, normal, cheery McGee, and then asleep.

00:06:00.000 But then it's three days of anxiety.

00:06:01.000 Anyway, to get back to Tom T. Hulk, we're never going to cover this guy again.

00:06:06.000 That song rules.

00:06:07.000 I like beer.

00:06:09.000 And then he has this other song called I Love You.

00:06:12.000 I love You Too or something like that, or maybe it's I Love.

00:06:16.000 It's the best song I've ever heard.

00:06:18.000 Song that I really love.

00:06:21.000 It's a song called I Love, and he really loves it.

00:06:25.000 I love little baby ducks.

00:06:30.000 Old pickup trucks.

00:06:33.000 Slow moving trains, and rain We all do I love little country streams Sleep without dreams Sunday school and maze and hay And I feel you too I

00:08:34.000 cry because you're losing true uh so let's catch up on the news I guess I'm gonna see what's on my desk I bought a tabloid which I believe were invented in Montreal and popularized by Brits but I haven't bought a tabloid in fucking years they heavily influenced my my work at Vice because they're great at misleading headlines so they say you know $14.6 million deal with the devil and

00:12:00.000 they shut it down the problem with it is it has so much data and shit that you can't just shift it over it's not like a wordpress blog so they shut it down enrique's still in the process of moving it but while it's moved they change the link to the proudboys.org and they say well they what's the headline what's the headline uh proudboys website attack taken offline for two days after malicious fake website created to gathers people's info yeah i said to enrique why don't we

00:12:30.000 have nerds and he goes because we're not nerds right i thought we did have nerds no we don't have hackers yeah not really uh scroll down so what happened was they did a ddo sat and then they changed one of the the uh they changed the site theproudboys.org is a signup thing so they have we fuck antif and all this stuff but they're posing as as proud boys but they're getting all this shit wrong like they have most of the things right and

00:12:58.000 then it'll say anti-miscagination which is race mixing uh q and on supporters not really there's no really synonymous view on q anon and then uh what was the other one uh anti-child trafficking well yeah of course but it's not really a proud boy's thing.

00:13:16.000 They never talk about it.

00:13:17.000 It's not like written down anywhere.

00:13:19.000 We hate child trafficking.

00:13:20.000 And by the way, doesn't every single person on earth...

00:13:23.000 Yeah, it's a weird mention.

00:13:24.000 I think even child traffickers are like, I'm a fucking shitbag.

00:13:29.000 I hate me.

00:13:30.000 That's why they do it.

00:13:32.000 That's the only reason to child traffic is you fucking hate yourself and want to die.

00:13:36.000 It's the worst job in the world, but I guess somebody's got to...

00:13:39.000 No.

00:13:40.000 I just suck.

00:13:41.000 No.

00:13:43.000 So I was told, I haven't seen evidence of this, but I was told it was also soliciting donations, which is we've got major fraud going on.

00:13:53.000 The DDoS attack is illegal.

00:13:55.000 This fake page is illegal.

00:13:57.000 But if you start soliciting for money and sending out mass texts, that's a major felony.

00:14:06.000 And it's ironic because all these lefties are buying it, right?

00:14:08.000 Because we don't do journalism anymore.

00:14:10.000 And people just take whatever they're fed, whatever fucking garbage that gets barfed out, they swallow it up.

00:14:17.000 And they're ending their sort of tweets, whatever.

00:14:20.000 These are blue check marks, freaking out about it.

00:14:23.000 And they're saying, how did I get this text on my phone?

00:14:27.000 FBI needs to investigate.

00:14:28.000 And I'm reading it going, yeah, please do.

00:14:33.000 Please do investigate.

00:14:35.000 Plan to riot and loot on your town in the coming weeks.

00:14:38.000 We're recruiting new Prowboys to stop them.

00:14:40.000 Yeah, so that's the same.

00:14:42.000 That's just the recruiting one, which probably doesn't have that big of a punishment, right?

00:14:47.000 They're just getting data to dox people.

00:14:51.000 That's funny.

00:14:52.000 There's always that accusation that Proud Boys are trying to recruit people.

00:14:54.000 It's always been the opposite.

00:14:56.000 Like, I don't like meetups where there's more than 30 guys.

00:14:59.000 So I was always trying to cap it.

00:15:02.000 Make it difficult to sign up.

00:15:05.000 Anyway, speaking of Proud Boys and that kind of thing, the other story that I drove home quickly to get to and I'm bringing to the studio now is Jay Bishop, Patriot Prayer guy.

00:15:20.000 So they go out and they've decided to fight back, take back Portland.

00:15:25.000 And I believe, I think they have the guy, his name's Michael Reinh, shot him.

00:15:30.000 I believe that these guys were hunting Trump supporters.

00:15:34.000 There he is, right above me.

00:15:37.000 We saw that video where everybody was screaming, we got one, we got a Trumper.

00:15:40.000 Well, there's some controversy about that.

00:15:42.000 Some people are saying, we got one, we got a couple.

00:15:46.000 We got a Trumper.

00:15:47.000 We got a couple.

00:15:48.000 But even the couple, a couple of what?

00:15:50.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:15:51.000 Sounds like hunty.

00:15:52.000 It does.

00:15:58.000 Yeah, right before the shots, right here?

00:16:00.000 They say?

00:16:01.000 Well, I think there's also a tape of someone saying, pull it out.

00:16:05.000 I do not believe he meant his dick.

00:16:07.000 I don't believe so.

00:16:08.000 So this guy, this Michael Reinhole, seems like a mentally ill pawn.

00:16:13.000 He's got a Black Lives Matter tattoo.

00:16:14.000 He's got the fist tattooed on his neck.

00:16:17.000 And he was in one of the other teaser stories on that same page.

00:16:21.000 Remember above my head?

00:16:22.000 No, on the right-hand column.

00:16:25.000 There he is.

00:16:26.000 Oh, that's him.

00:16:27.000 He looks like a weird.

00:16:28.000 He's a really weird-looking dude.

00:16:29.000 He's got like a cartoon, like old school Batman chin.

00:16:34.000 You know, when they would have villains back when Prince was doing it and stuff and Jack Nicholson.

00:16:38.000 He's got like a Dick Tracy thing.

00:16:41.000 But yeah, this guy's a moronic, retarded, psychotic radical.

00:16:45.000 And I believe that these slightly higher up BLNs go, this guy's a great pawn.

00:16:51.000 And so I think there was a black guy with him going, there's one, go get him.

00:16:54.000 Go take the shit, moron, loser.

00:16:57.000 It kind of scares me.

00:17:01.000 The Crowboys importantly knew this guy, great guy.

00:17:06.000 And of course, the reaction, the reaction is, well, what's this?

00:17:13.000 An interview with him.

00:17:15.000 We should get him on the show.

00:17:17.000 I witnessed a gentleman pushing to Brown in his 40s, and he was in an altercation with multiple young people of color, minors.

00:17:30.000 And I'm not sure what started it, but I would imagine that he probably said something that was inappropriate, and they went to put him in place, and he got aggressive with them, and so they started getting aggressive with him.

00:17:44.000 And what happened is that he decided to start fighting back with the miners, and the adults around jumped in to intervene.

00:17:54.000 As soon as the adults jumped in, he pulled out a gun.

00:17:58.000 One of the people that were in the crowd, I've been working security and trying to keep protected.

00:18:05.000 And so I have military experience.

00:18:07.000 I jumped in there and pulled the gun away from people's heads, avoided being shot in the stomach, and I got shot through the arm.

00:18:19.000 Wait, this has got to be before this whole shit went down.

00:18:23.000 Yeah, this was on Bloomberg.

00:18:27.000 I mean, guns in the park.

00:18:29.000 Is it getting dangerous out here?

00:18:30.000 What do you think?

00:18:31.000 See, there's an IPs.

00:18:32.000 There's sort of two major types of Antifa.

00:18:35.000 There's the spoiled brat academics kids, the professors' kids.

00:18:40.000 You see that in New York a lot.

00:18:42.000 But there's also the sad, lonely, lost souls who have mental illness or PTSD in this guy's case, potentially.

00:18:50.000 And they love those guys because they can do horrific shit and then get killed.

00:18:55.000 And then there's also just the scumbag people with, you know, with the death wish, like that guy who said, shoot me, nigga, shoot me.

00:19:04.000 That was the bald guy.

00:19:05.000 So the Kyle, oh, we haven't even spoken since Kyle, what's his name did nothing wrong?

00:19:10.000 Rittenhouse.

00:19:11.000 Rittenhouse.

00:19:12.000 So the pedophile who was shot by Rittenhouse, they have footage of him earlier.

00:19:16.000 This is on my parlor, I believe, saying, what you gonna do, nigga?

00:19:21.000 Shoot me.

00:19:21.000 Shoot me in the face, nigga.

00:19:23.000 Shoot me.

00:19:24.000 Okay.

00:19:26.000 And there was the skater who got shot in the chest and he died.

00:19:30.000 And he's got a long criminal record.

00:19:32.000 All these people raise millions.

00:19:34.000 That's the amazing thing about these scumbags with this bullshit tabloid culture we're living in.

00:19:39.000 They come up with some pathetic narrative that's like, Mike Brown said, please don't hurt me.

00:19:45.000 He had just graduated.

00:19:46.000 He wanted to help starving kangaroos.

00:19:50.000 Help, help, don't.

00:19:51.000 And they went, fuck you, Negro.

00:19:56.000 They raise millions.

00:19:58.000 And then, of course, it comes out that the guy's a scumbag and they go, oh, I see.

00:20:02.000 So because Mike Brown didn't have his hands up, then he deserved to die?

00:20:05.000 Well, no, no.

00:20:07.000 Oh, because he stole a bike when he was two, he deserves to die.

00:20:11.000 Kangaroo did a good job of this, by the way, with Jacob Blake shooting that's up right now, the most recent one, I believe.

00:20:19.000 And you go, no, no, I'm not saying that every criminal deserves to die.

00:20:23.000 Max and John are considered criminals.

00:20:25.000 I don't think they deserve anything.

00:20:27.000 I don't trust the state.

00:20:29.000 However, when someone is a career criminal, you have to say, well, there's a pattern of behavior here.

00:20:36.000 Like George Floyd, don't tell me that he won't be around for his daughter's graduation when he wasn't around for any of his kids' graduation.

00:20:43.000 You're painting this messiah picture.

00:20:46.000 And I'm not saying the non-messiahs need to die, but let's start with the truth.

00:20:49.000 George Floyd was a career criminal.

00:20:52.000 We saw him eating fentanyl and ODing.

00:20:56.000 He killed himself.

00:20:58.000 He was not killed by cops.

00:21:00.000 So before you start with the angel narrative, let's maybe just dip our toes in the facts.

00:21:06.000 And we'll eventually get the truth.

00:21:07.000 But if you want to run with your theories, then let's do theories.

00:21:11.000 Fine.

00:21:11.000 We can play theories.

00:21:12.000 Let's look at patterns here.

00:21:14.000 Jacob Blake was a serial rapist.

00:21:17.000 Okay.

00:21:18.000 He raped a 14-year-old girl at gunpoint.

00:21:22.000 He goes to this woman's party.

00:21:24.000 He has a restraining order, whatever.

00:21:25.000 He's not allowed to be on her property.

00:21:27.000 He goes there.

00:21:28.000 She's hysterical.

00:21:29.000 She's screaming her head off.

00:21:31.000 She knows his history.

00:21:32.000 She's scared for her life.

00:21:33.000 She calls the police.

00:21:35.000 The police show up.

00:21:36.000 He's grabbed her keys.

00:21:38.000 She goes, I don't want, you can't have my keys.

00:21:39.000 I don't feel safe.

00:21:40.000 They go, give her her keys back.

00:21:42.000 And then they see he's got a knife.

00:21:44.000 He's waving a knife around.

00:21:47.000 And then he says, I'm going to get my gun.

00:21:49.000 So they're like, put the knife down, put the knife down.

00:21:51.000 Then he gets into his car.

00:21:52.000 Now they say he had a knife in his car.

00:21:55.000 They haven't verified that his gun in his car.

00:21:57.000 Maybe the knife they found in his car was the same knife he was holding the whole time.

00:22:00.000 And it's not two knives, it's one.

00:22:02.000 But eventually they're pulling on his shirt.

00:22:04.000 Stop, stop.

00:22:05.000 If someone says they're going to go get their gun or they're waving a knife around cops and ignoring them, something's up.

00:22:10.000 You're in danger.

00:22:11.000 So they did what their training was and went, he's not listening.

00:22:14.000 Something's in that car.

00:22:15.000 I don't know what is in that car.

00:22:16.000 Could be anything.

00:22:17.000 Could be a handgun.

00:22:18.000 He just goes like that.

00:22:20.000 So they go, fuck, boom, boom, boom, boom.

00:22:23.000 Like those sound effects?

00:22:26.000 He's dead.

00:22:28.000 Now you go, look, the guy wasn't perfect.

00:22:31.000 He's not a hero.

00:22:32.000 I'm not asking for heroes.

00:22:34.000 I'm asking for a real victim.

00:22:36.000 Like Craig James Robinson.

00:22:37.000 Was that his name?

00:22:39.000 No parades for him.

00:22:41.000 A bona fide racist attack.

00:22:43.000 White kids hated blacks, killed him.

00:22:46.000 No attention because he lives in a blue state that will never go red.

00:22:49.000 So who gives a fuck?

00:22:51.000 They say black lives matter?

00:22:52.000 Black lives in swing states matter.

00:22:57.000 According to the left.

00:23:01.000 But that's been an incredible turn of events, has it not?

00:23:05.000 And there's um this stuff.

00:23:11.000 I can't.

00:23:11.000 I got water in my phone by the pool.

00:23:14.000 It's not very news.

00:23:15.000 I'm not much of a newsman, am I?

00:23:17.000 But um.

00:23:19.000 Now whenever I touch anything, it just goes off.

00:23:21.000 It starts doing calculations.

00:23:25.000 Time to go to Apple.

00:23:27.000 No, I did the thing you taught me.

00:23:29.000 Oh, okay, cool.

00:23:29.000 You just, you pay $150 and send you a new one.

00:23:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:32.000 It should be here today.

00:23:33.000 Nice.

00:23:36.000 His life is worth something!

00:23:40.000 And I got to say again, damn it!

00:23:44.000 If you kill one of us, it's time for us to kill one of yours.

00:23:50.000 Kill me.

00:23:55.000 What's with his stance?

00:24:09.000 We ain't never did nothing.

00:24:11.000 Kamala Harris said this.

00:24:13.000 You ain't never did nothing to no one.

00:24:15.000 Yeah, you never did nothing to nobody.

00:24:19.000 Don't check the crime stats.

00:24:20.000 I'm going to do that, actually.

00:24:22.000 I'm going to list all the black on white deaths recently that have gone completely unnoticed, but also the black deaths that have gone unnoticed.

00:24:30.000 Like the two guys shot in shop.

00:24:33.000 Totally, totally ignored.

00:24:34.000 Or how about the girl who was killed for saying all lives matter?

00:24:39.000 She's a four-year-old boy.

00:24:41.000 She's deed.

00:24:43.000 Or the five-year-old that was just shot in the head.

00:24:46.000 Or the black guy who was in his SUV, saw two kids on the street, swerved into them.

00:24:50.000 Or the black guy who recently stabbed someone, killed them, and he had said he hates all white people and was looking for white people to kill.

00:25:00.000 Or one of the latest ones, it's a small to a dude and smashed.

00:25:07.000 We never did nothing to nobody.

00:25:09.000 Well, technically that's true because it's two negatives and you didn't do nothing to nobody.

00:25:17.000 You did nothing to nobody.

00:25:19.000 You did everything to everybody.

00:25:20.000 That's crazy.

00:25:22.000 Unless they're like his, if they're not that guy's friends, they're in on it, right?

00:25:26.000 The people recording?

00:25:28.000 Yes.

00:25:28.000 Because if they're just watching a record.

00:25:30.000 So that seems like it's pretty easy to catch the guy.

00:25:32.000 There might have been some sort of the only other chance.

00:25:35.000 If they're not friends, there might have been some sort of argument.

00:25:37.000 They're just recording.

00:25:38.000 No.

00:25:38.000 No, that seems like an inside job.

00:25:40.000 Yeah, and that's just when you see, like, it's funny how they say white people don't see us as human.

00:25:47.000 If I was to run up and someone and hit them in the head with a brick, it would be a robot.

00:25:51.000 Someone I don't see as human.

00:25:53.000 So that's an example of someone not being seen as human.

00:25:56.000 And also, by the way, with Jay Bishop killed, we saw these Black Lives Matter Protesters talking about how they don't give a shit that a Nazi died.

00:26:03.000 And that's why things like pouring water on people and milkshaking them seems irrelevant, but it's part of a much bigger plan, which is about dehumanization.

00:26:13.000 You start with ridicule, right?

00:26:16.000 Then you start with the Nazi shit.

00:26:17.000 You're part of the people who killed six million Jews.

00:26:19.000 That's your group.

00:26:21.000 And then you de-platform them so they can't speak up.

00:26:23.000 Now we just have a piece of human garbage.

00:26:27.000 So kill them.

00:26:29.000 And they do.

00:26:30.000 There's this myth that Antif hasn't killed anyone, but they sure have.

00:26:35.000 You know what else was interesting in this?

00:26:40.000 This tabloid, it has some truth to it, possibly.

00:26:44.000 Like they had a thing on Ben Affleck getting a cool new BMW, but right next to it, it says, love in the workplace.

00:26:52.000 And it's an article about how people who work together, males who aren't gay, have noted that playful intercourse is not considered gay sex and has strengthened their relationships and made the workplace a much more productive place to work.

00:27:13.000 Wait, you didn't read.

00:27:14.000 That's not in there.

00:27:14.000 Yeah.

00:27:15.000 Well, let me see.

00:27:18.000 Past.

00:27:19.000 Well, it just seems like an interesting concept, don't you think?

00:27:21.000 Yeah, it does.

00:27:22.000 It's kind of...

00:27:22.000 I want to see that.

00:27:23.000 Is there like a picture of the guy in there?

00:27:25.000 Let me check.

00:27:25.000 Let me see.

00:27:26.000 Let me check that.

00:27:27.000 They don't have a picture.

00:27:28.000 It's an illustration.

00:27:30.000 You want to see it?

00:27:31.000 Fine, here it is.

00:27:33.000 Rest of it has very little news.

00:27:36.000 How was your week?

00:27:37.000 I haven't spoken to you all week.

00:27:38.000 It was good.

00:27:40.000 I took a bike ride to Orchard Beach again and had a lobster roll.

00:27:48.000 Just little things in life.

00:27:49.000 I smoke some.

00:27:50.000 In the Hamptons, that's big.

00:27:51.000 Lobster rolls.

00:27:53.000 No one likes them.

00:27:54.000 Let me make something clear.

00:27:56.000 Shrimp and lobster are insects.

00:28:00.000 I don't mean they look like insects.

00:28:02.000 I mean Wikipedia them.

00:28:03.000 They're insects.

00:28:05.000 You're eating, what is this?

00:28:07.000 Starship troopers?

00:28:09.000 Oh, but they're really good.

00:28:10.000 Yeah, drenched in butter.

00:28:11.000 You know what else is good drenched in butter?

00:28:13.000 My ass.

00:28:14.000 Cardboard.

00:28:15.000 Fucking hair.

00:28:17.000 Go to a barbershop floor, dip that in butter.

00:28:20.000 The texture isn't it.

00:28:21.000 And there's something about, I originally thought white people, but what it really is, is status-hungry areas.

00:28:27.000 Like the East Village of New York City, Williamsburg, Brooklyn, and the Hamptons.

00:28:32.000 This is a particular type of white person where they want, they're very status-conscious.

00:28:37.000 And in the Hamptons, you have a lobster roll after you go to East Hampton Beach.

00:28:43.000 It's just what you do.

00:28:44.000 Blacks in the city in Puerto Rican, like lobster, what is it?

00:28:48.000 Oh, red lobster is like, that's where you take your girl for your anniversary or a big thing.

00:28:53.000 Like we had one right in Co-op City.

00:28:55.000 That's like lobster.

00:28:56.000 They love red lobster.

00:28:58.000 They love the biscuits.

00:28:59.000 They love the lobster.

00:29:00.000 It's not really what I'm talking about.

00:29:02.000 They also love Olive Garden.

00:29:04.000 Yeah, they do.

00:29:06.000 I don't know.

00:29:06.000 That's their highest prestige.

00:29:07.000 Red Lobster.

00:29:08.000 Yeah, it's called Red Lobster.

00:29:10.000 Yeah.

00:29:12.000 Anyway, so they're waiting outside for an hour for a fucking insect dipped in butter.

00:29:21.000 And I'm just like, no.

00:29:23.000 I also noticed, we also went to Montauk.

00:29:25.000 We checked out that big lighthouse.

00:29:27.000 It's the first lighthouse in New York State.

00:29:28.000 It was commissioned by a guy named George Washington.

00:29:31.000 I didn't realize it was that old.

00:29:34.000 Caught COVID when I was there.

00:29:36.000 And we're up there, and I think it's run by this geriatric couple that are the only people left who care about lighthouses besides my wife.

00:29:45.000 And we're there, and they, to try to get younger people to make it more exciting, they have this Jaws Museum, the Shark Museum in the back.

00:29:53.000 And it's a room the size of this shitty studio.

00:29:56.000 And it was the shittiest museum I've ever seen in my life.

00:30:00.000 Adults were $10 each.

00:30:02.000 That's $10.20.

00:30:03.000 My kids were $5 each.

00:30:06.000 That's $30.

00:30:08.000 I snuck in the youngest one because he was lower than the gate.

00:30:13.000 We go there and this fucking COVID shit, the Hamptons, it was so nuts.

00:30:17.000 And this goes back to what I was saying about the lobster rolls.

00:30:19.000 Oh, sorry, I didn't finish that previous point.

00:30:21.000 So in the East Village, when I was dating my wife, we would line up for brunch for like an hour and the lineup would go all the way down Avenue A. We're just lining up there.

00:30:31.000 Why?

00:30:32.000 To get eggs?

00:30:33.000 Because eggs are rare, eggs and toast and some bacon.

00:30:37.000 I could have gone to the store, cooked it at home in a tenth of the time.

00:30:40.000 And the bill was always like $17 for your fucking eggs.

00:30:44.000 But we were just so conformous.

00:30:46.000 And that was what everyone did.

00:30:47.000 Saturday morning at noon, which I guess is Saturday afternoon, you line up for an hour and 20 minutes to spend $17 on some fucking eggs.

00:30:55.000 And the same was going on in the Hamptons.

00:30:58.000 There's actually a very interesting class division there.

00:31:00.000 There's no middle class in Montauk or the Hamptons, East Hampton, Southampton, Springs, even Quag.

00:31:07.000 It's just upper class and the people who fix their garage door openers.

00:31:13.000 And they're about equal populations, especially in the peak season in August.

00:31:18.000 So it's a lot of Mexicans, but it's a lot of blue-collar dudes, especially in Montauk.

00:31:22.000 Montauk is all gorgeous hippie chicks and surfer dudes and then Trump guys.

00:31:29.000 There's Trump flags all over the place.

00:31:32.000 He has no home here, Black Lives Matter, Trump.

00:31:34.000 And they hate each other's fucking guts.

00:31:36.000 And I noticed this when I was picking up Fried Chicken, I had this on.

00:31:39.000 And they go, hey, nice, nice.

00:31:40.000 I love your mask there.

00:31:42.000 And I go, yeah.

00:31:42.000 I go, sometimes I'm worried that the pink, you know, it's like desecrating the flag.

00:31:48.000 You know, like these, those shirts that say these colors don't run.

00:31:51.000 And here I am, the colors are running.

00:31:53.000 He goes, well, at least we know how you're voting.

00:31:56.000 And that was a buddy.

00:31:57.000 But then I go to this other place.

00:31:58.000 And this was a super yuppie place in Montauk that was right near a garage sale where it was all super models in long dresses selling like, hey, I painted this on a rock.

00:32:07.000 Want to spend 50 bucks?

00:32:08.000 Yeah.

00:32:11.000 Best $50 I ever spent.

00:32:13.000 Your drawings suck.

00:32:14.000 You're just pretty.

00:32:15.000 That's all.

00:32:17.000 But they were, it was funny how hot they were.

00:32:20.000 And then we go to this other place near there and it's like on the on the beach.

00:32:24.000 Not on the beach.

00:32:25.000 Sorry.

00:32:25.000 It's not the water.

00:32:26.000 It's not on the ocean side.

00:32:27.000 It's on the other side, bayside.

00:32:29.000 And you can see for miles and it's beautiful.

00:32:31.000 And I'm like, hey, can I get a table for five?

00:32:34.000 And he goes, it's going to be about 25 minutes and we close in 15 minutes.

00:32:39.000 Ah, fuck, that math doesn't work out.

00:32:41.000 And he goes, you can stick around.

00:32:43.000 And I was like, well, I'm obviously not going to stick around because by the time you're ready to seat us, there'll be nothing to eat.

00:32:50.000 That seems pretty logical to me that it's not going to happen.

00:32:53.000 And he goes, okay.

00:32:54.000 And then as I'm, my wife and my daughter were in a vintage clothing store, and I noticed three more groups went in after us.

00:33:04.000 Not with American flags.

00:33:05.000 What are you taking a note of that?

00:33:06.000 Three more groups.

00:33:09.000 Yes.

00:33:09.000 What are you writing down?

00:33:12.000 What's it called?

00:33:14.000 I forgot.

00:33:16.000 Forgot what you were writing down?

00:33:20.000 What?

00:33:21.000 Secret.

00:33:22.000 Production, though.

00:33:22.000 By the way, shouldn't you be pulling up Montauk and stuff while I chat about this?

00:33:26.000 I've been waiting to drop this.

00:33:31.000 Okay.

00:33:35.000 But yeah, I don't know.

00:33:36.000 We rent a house in the Hamptons.

00:33:37.000 It costs a fucking fortune, and it's smaller than my house.

00:33:40.000 I'm in a shittier house.

00:33:41.000 And what they do is they have a homosexual come in and redo the kitchen with like crazy modern, what's it called?

00:33:49.000 That era.

00:33:50.000 My wife loves it.

00:33:51.000 Mid-century modern.

00:33:53.000 Mid-century modern light fixtures and a thing of Freddy.

00:33:57.000 What's his name?

00:33:57.000 Freddy Krueger.

00:33:58.000 No, Freddy from Queen.

00:34:00.000 Mercury.

00:34:02.000 Imagine.

00:34:02.000 It's just a nice house.

00:34:04.000 Oh, I thought of a great idea for a shirt.

00:34:06.000 Oh, I thought of a few great ideas for shirts when I was there.

00:34:09.000 Sorry, this is so off the cuff, folks, but I just pulled into New York City after dropping my family off.

00:34:14.000 And we don't have time for notes.

00:34:15.000 We'll do notes tomorrow.

00:34:18.000 Three awesome ideas for shirts.

00:34:20.000 One is it just says 100% pure noob.

00:34:26.000 And it's written in like an 80s surfer style.

00:34:30.000 Dope.

00:34:30.000 With like, like our old writing with free speech, that horror movie with like triangles and stuff.

00:34:36.000 100% pure noob.

00:34:37.000 Because my kids would call, all they do is call each other noobs.

00:34:39.000 You're a noob.

00:34:39.000 No, you're a noob.

00:34:41.000 In fact, my youngest boy, he got so good at it.

00:34:43.000 His big brother would call him a noob and he'd just hold him up this.

00:34:47.000 Oh, reverse to you.

00:34:49.000 Yeah.

00:34:49.000 You're a noob.

00:34:51.000 I had to, he was carrying it with him everywhere.

00:34:53.000 And I go, you don't have pockets.

00:34:54.000 This is going to get wet.

00:34:55.000 I'll carry it for you.

00:34:55.000 And when someone's calling you a noob, just ask.

00:34:58.000 I'll pull it out of my wallet.

00:34:59.000 You could take a picture of it too.

00:35:01.000 What?

00:35:02.000 You could take a picture of the card.

00:35:03.000 Just kind of hold it up.

00:35:05.000 Sure.

00:35:08.000 But I also like the fact that, yeah, I am a noob.

00:35:11.000 I'm not good at video games.

00:35:12.000 I'm proudly not good at video games.

00:35:15.000 I'm a proud noob.

00:35:16.000 So it's two things.

00:35:17.000 Proud noob, 100% pure noob, 80s parody.

00:35:19.000 But here's my genius revelation, folks.

00:35:22.000 To make t-shirts that look really gay and boring, but are actually just off.

00:35:28.000 And it comes from, I can't remember who, was this my son's idea that you go to heaven and Jesus just looks a little off?

00:35:34.000 Yeah.

00:35:34.000 Wasn't that your daughter's idea?

00:35:36.000 Oh, my daughter.

00:35:36.000 Yeah.

00:35:37.000 Your head's kind of light bulb.

00:35:38.000 His head's kind of light bulb shaped and you're like, oh, and he's thinning.

00:35:42.000 Now don't make the shirt now.

00:35:44.000 Focus on the show, dude.

00:35:46.000 You're not listening to a podcast for the 500th time.

00:35:53.000 So it'll say like Harry Potter, because I've been begging my daughter for her first day of school to show up as a Harry Potter buff.

00:36:03.000 Like the scarf, everything.

00:36:05.000 And you're from Vilecrust or whatever.

00:36:07.000 Slytherin.

00:36:08.000 Vialcrust.

00:36:09.000 And I zap you.

00:36:11.000 And hey, do you guys want to play that?

00:36:13.000 But she'd have to, it'd be funnier if she was talking like me too.

00:36:16.000 Hey, you guys want to play that game with the broom and you're fucking kicking a ball?

00:36:19.000 Oh, I just kicked over the garbage.

00:36:22.000 Hagwartz?

00:36:23.000 Yeah, I'm from Hogwarts.

00:36:24.000 And I like the big Drumfeld Doof guy with the beard.

00:36:28.000 And then the other little skinny shribbly guy.

00:36:30.000 What's his name?

00:36:31.000 I love that shit.

00:36:32.000 Dobby.

00:36:33.000 Dobby.

00:36:34.000 I'm a Dobby buff.

00:36:36.000 That would be cool.

00:36:37.000 Because then the next day she'd just go, I don't really like that.

00:36:40.000 And all the nerd friends she'd make would go, what?

00:36:43.000 Somehow they'd be British in my mind.

00:36:45.000 What?

00:36:45.000 Are you kidding me?

00:36:47.000 But anyway, we got onto that.

00:36:48.000 And I thought, wouldn't it be cool to have a shirt, sell a shirt that says Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone.

00:36:54.000 And he's like this.

00:36:56.000 And from far away, you're just like, oh, that's a weird Harry Potter buff.

00:36:59.000 But you get in closer and the face is just kind of off.

00:37:05.000 And he has like six fingers or his thumb's way too long.

00:37:10.000 I love that.

00:37:11.000 There was an episode of King of Queens where they started this presence war and they got the black couple this terrible jazz statue they didn't want and they kept asking them to put it there.

00:37:23.000 Like, where's your jazz statue?

00:37:25.000 And they go, oh, yeah, I guess.

00:37:27.000 And they would put it up.

00:37:28.000 So then the black couple got them a painting of Doug and Carrie, but the painting was just off.

00:37:34.000 Sort of like that prank that David Beckham did.

00:37:37.000 Remember?

00:37:38.000 David.

00:37:39.000 No, what did he do?

00:37:39.000 I'm sorry.

00:37:40.000 The prank that what's his name did?

00:37:41.000 Robert Corden on David Beckham where he got him a statue that was just kind of off and his ass was big and stuff.

00:37:48.000 So, yeah, you can try to dig out that King of Queens because it's a fucking amazing painting.

00:37:52.000 Actually, maybe Google image.

00:37:53.000 I got the painting clip.

00:37:56.000 But the stat.

00:37:57.000 Oh, so that's a statue, remember?

00:37:59.000 That's hilarious.

00:38:00.000 And then go, but that's too much.

00:38:01.000 They overdid it.

00:38:02.000 But go back to Doug and Carrie.

00:38:04.000 That was much subtler.

00:38:05.000 That show was so fucking funny.

00:38:06.000 Well, you got the whole episode?

00:38:08.000 No, just a minute.

00:38:10.000 What's the matter?

00:38:11.000 Doug, I can't live with this painting, man.

00:38:13.000 We got to get rid of it.

00:38:14.000 I am willing to lose them as friends over this.

00:38:17.000 Did you forget about the stupid painting?

00:38:26.000 Poke them out with your giant fingers.

00:38:31.000 You better keep Google image then because there's too much emotion going on here.

00:38:35.000 Anyway, so you do that with Harry Potter.

00:38:37.000 And then, the same shirt, but it's like Jimi Hendrix.

00:38:40.000 And he's doing a solo.

00:38:42.000 No, you just get a generic Jimi Hendrix shirt.

00:38:44.000 But then you look closely at him.

00:38:48.000 That's pretty good.

00:38:50.000 He looks fine.

00:38:51.000 His teeth are a little super white.

00:38:55.000 Oh, shit.

00:38:55.000 That's funny.

00:38:57.000 And you have Jimi Hendrix, and he's just like, I don't know, his teeth are too long.

00:39:01.000 And his head is kind of skinny.

00:39:03.000 And the pretext, this conceit would be that we took, we bootlegged Chinese bootlegs.

00:39:11.000 Well, but we didn't, but that's just a funny, We call them the Chinese bootleg bootlegs.

00:39:15.000 Or it says Rolling Stones in their cool font with their awesome logo.

00:39:20.000 And then it has a drawing of them that I can do that's just like not really good.

00:39:25.000 I love that.

00:39:26.000 That's not really a good drawing, dude.

00:39:28.000 And then maybe, this might be pushing it, but at the bottom of the Rolling Stones one, it just says best band.

00:39:34.000 That's very European.

00:39:36.000 Or for Jimi Hendrix, it says Jimi Hendrix.

00:39:39.000 And then it says guitar solos.

00:39:42.000 I like these off, terrible shirts.

00:39:44.000 Or the Beatles.

00:39:45.000 And it's just like a picture of, like, I don't know, John Lennon.

00:39:52.000 That is so good.

00:39:54.000 Picture of John Lennon and Yoko.

00:39:55.000 It says the Beatles.

00:39:56.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:39:57.000 All with friends.

00:39:58.000 That's it.

00:39:59.000 Done.

00:39:59.000 The Beatles with John and Yoko.

00:40:03.000 Oh, I want all of these shirts.

00:40:04.000 Yeah.

00:40:05.000 Oh, that's good.

00:40:06.000 Because people would see you as a loser with a Harry Potter shirt, but then you get closer, and that's really the subtle art.

00:40:11.000 Like if he's like, I'm Harry Potter, that's way too much.

00:40:16.000 But if he's just, and David Beckham, that was way too much.

00:40:19.000 That was so obvious.

00:40:21.000 That's not good, dude.

00:40:23.000 But if he's just like, it's easy to do, right?

00:40:27.000 Yeah, you just wonk him up a little bit, sure.

00:40:29.000 Yeah, just stretch his eyes a little bit, move his nose higher.

00:40:32.000 I could do it in Photoshop in two seconds.

00:40:35.000 You know, Opie and Anthony had a picture that they took for like a press thing.

00:40:41.000 Yeah, here it is.

00:40:42.000 And the guy, if you look closely at this picture, that's not Anthony's arm.

00:40:46.000 Like he put that arm in post and then like his neck, Opie's neck is elongated.

00:40:53.000 They break this down.

00:40:54.000 Like they have a whole thing where they break it down.

00:40:56.000 They hired some kid who just couldn't leave the fucking photo alone.

00:40:59.000 They were like, well, let me put my magic on this and just weirded them out.

00:41:04.000 So the kid wasn't kidding.

00:41:05.000 He was trying to make them look better?

00:41:06.000 Yeah.

00:41:07.000 It wasn't a joke at all.

00:41:10.000 And his eyebrow, like, he's like, my eye wasn't like that.

00:41:12.000 We saw the original pictures.

00:41:13.000 His neck is longer.

00:41:15.000 His little hand, like, there's an extra elbow thing like on his Opie's arm.

00:41:19.000 You know, that's on the data.

00:41:20.000 Andrew W.K., when Trevor Simser was managing him, he would take their pictures and he would just fuck it up just a pube.

00:41:28.000 Like he would make Trevor's arms just like an inch too long.

00:41:31.000 Or Trevor has sort of hemophilia eyes.

00:41:33.000 We used to call them assholes eyes.

00:41:35.000 And so he'd exaggerate the hemophilia, the darkness around the eyes, but just a little bit too much.

00:41:43.000 What are you looking at?

00:41:44.000 So Andrew W.K., who's the photographer?

00:41:47.000 Trevor.

00:41:47.000 No, his manager.

00:41:48.000 Trevor Silmser.

00:41:50.000 S-I-L-M-S-E-R.

00:41:53.000 Silmser.

00:41:54.000 Silmser.

00:41:55.000 Yeah.

00:41:56.000 It's not going to show up.

00:41:57.000 Ah, dang it.

00:41:58.000 That sounds funny.

00:41:59.000 But yeah, he was so good at it that Trevor got an inferiority complex.

00:42:04.000 And he's just like, God, I used to be handsome.

00:42:07.000 I used to do okay with the ladies, but I have fucking shit.

00:42:11.000 I guess I'm getting older.

00:42:13.000 It's like that look.

00:42:14.000 Slowly poisoning somebody thing.

00:42:16.000 Yeah, you know, poisoning their self-esteem.

00:42:19.000 That's hilarious.

00:42:20.000 But I got to go back to one thing.

00:42:22.000 So there's this bizarre culture in the Hamptons.

00:42:25.000 I'm not really familiar with the Hamptons.

00:42:27.000 And it's the beautiful women, right?

00:42:28.000 But who are they going to hook up with?

00:42:30.000 Rich kids, yeah, but not pussies.

00:42:32.000 I'm a supermodel.

00:42:33.000 I like kind of bad boys.

00:42:34.000 Okay, surfers.

00:42:36.000 So there's this massive surf scene in New York in the Hamptons.

00:42:44.000 One problem, there's no surf.

00:42:48.000 It's the most ridiculous thing I've ever seen.

00:42:51.000 The waves are mediocre for body surfing, sort of.

00:42:56.000 Your kids can get a little bit out of a boogie board.

00:43:00.000 When the waves are really crazy, then it's very fun, but they break right at the shore.

00:43:05.000 So if you're body surfing, you better be ready to like Spider-Man land on your feet or have your hands down because you're about to get slammed into sand.

00:43:11.000 But to surf, you have to go out like, I would say 50 to 100 feet.

00:43:17.000 And then you need a major wave, like a four to five foot wave that goes all the way to the shore.

00:43:22.000 Like I used to, in Costa Rica, we used to see them all day.

00:43:25.000 And they were so far out, they were, you could barely see them.

00:43:28.000 These guys can't go up more than 20 feet.

00:43:30.000 And when they catch a wave, which appears to be like once a day, they're just like, shoo.

00:43:38.000 But they love the look.

00:43:40.000 So there's surf shops and everyone has those like Jimmy's, Jimmy Z fucking surf cars.

00:43:46.000 You know, those like 1960s looking things with the wood paneling.

00:43:50.000 And they'll have like four surfboards on the top and you're like, you're not a surfer, dude.

00:43:55.000 Or they even will come out, a grown man, like point break style.

00:43:59.000 What's up?

00:44:00.000 100% pure adrenaline.

00:44:02.000 And he'll have a fucking boogie board and flippers.

00:44:08.000 And he's like a burly dude with a beard.

00:44:10.000 What's up, dudes?

00:44:10.000 Gotta catch some surf.

00:44:12.000 Those are for babies, dude.

00:44:15.000 That's like those guys in New York with the little satchel and the helmet just on their scooter.

00:44:21.000 No!

00:44:23.000 No!

00:44:24.000 You can't have that.

00:44:25.000 You can't even ride a skateboard.

00:44:27.000 Not allowed.

00:44:29.000 Look up Jimmy Z car.

00:44:37.000 Yeah, that's that look.

00:44:38.000 They all have that stupid fucking car.

00:44:40.000 Wow.

00:44:42.000 It's like LARPing.

00:44:43.000 It's LARPing.

00:44:44.000 And it works.

00:44:46.000 And no one's told them that they're not surfers.

00:44:50.000 No one's told them that this is all fake.

00:44:52.000 You can't be a surfer if the waves are two feet high and last for literally three seconds.

00:44:59.000 That's not surfing.

00:45:01.000 I remember in Williamsburg, there was a clam chowder restaurant called Storm Chasers.

00:45:09.000 And their mentality, which was better than this bullshit and still retarded, is that they chase storms because the only time you can surf in New York is after a major hurricane.

00:45:17.000 This is exactly what this is.

00:45:18.000 This is the thing that came up when you search Montauk surfing.

00:45:22.000 Okay, so this probably happens once a fucking century.

00:45:25.000 This is a hurricane, yeah.

00:45:26.000 Yeah, hurricane.

00:45:27.000 See, there you go.

00:45:28.000 2011.

00:45:28.000 Now that looks like California, Costa Rica.

00:45:30.000 That looks like real surfing.

00:45:32.000 This does not happen in Montauk.

00:45:35.000 It's fucking fake.

00:45:37.000 Oh, and by the way, that's at the lighthouse, which is like the crazy wave.

00:45:41.000 You're at the very end of New York when you're there.

00:45:43.000 There's no more New York.

00:45:44.000 Where those guys are, I don't even know if they're in New York.

00:45:47.000 Like, does New York end in the water?

00:45:49.000 When does it end?

00:45:50.000 Good point.

00:45:50.000 Yeah.

00:45:51.000 So these guys are basically in the Atlantic Ocean right now.

00:45:54.000 And they've got some waves after a hurricane.

00:45:57.000 I'm not talking about Montauk, the very tip.

00:45:59.000 I'm talking about the East Hamptons.

00:46:01.000 What the fuck?

00:46:02.000 Most of the other guys don't even know what to do.

00:46:04.000 They're like, I've never seen this before.

00:46:05.000 Visual waves?

00:46:06.000 I'm going to die.

00:46:08.000 You got one guy who's been in California a lot.

00:46:11.000 But you see these dudes with their fucking...

00:46:13.000 Like, at least the fishermen actually fish and catch fish.

00:46:17.000 What you just saw there was as unusual as it gets.

00:46:21.000 Yeah, posted in 2011.

00:46:23.000 It's the top hit.

00:46:25.000 That's the last time there was surfing there.

00:46:29.000 So you didn't do much this past week?

00:46:31.000 No, no, just had a great time.

00:46:33.000 I just, you know, tried to relax and catch up and work.

00:46:39.000 Gary's mailbag, you got that down?

00:46:41.000 Mm-hmm.

00:46:42.000 Yeah, we actually filmed one.

00:46:43.000 Got another one in the bag.

00:46:45.000 Good.

00:46:46.000 How's Gary doing?

00:46:47.000 People loved it.

00:46:48.000 He's good.

00:46:50.000 His phone was...

00:46:51.000 Is he getting good at it?

00:46:52.000 If you will.

00:46:53.000 His phone was broken, so I had to put like a glove on.

00:46:57.000 We did it on the show, the upcoming Gary's Mailbag.

00:47:01.000 He put the battery in wrong.

00:47:04.000 White phones have batteries.

00:47:06.000 It's a flip phone.

00:47:08.000 It's an Obama phone.

00:47:09.000 I'm getting a guess.

00:47:10.000 And it's like, you know, broken.

00:47:13.000 I don't think it has minutes.

00:47:14.000 I remember getting his number a while ago, and I tried it, and I was just like, this never works.

00:47:19.000 So it's basically like not a phone.

00:47:21.000 I don't know what he uses it for.

00:47:22.000 But the battery isn't wrong.

00:47:24.000 So I used gloves to, and I told him, you can't touch the battery.

00:47:27.000 If the battery's open, you can't touch it.

00:47:28.000 So I had to put gloves on.

00:47:29.000 I didn't know that.

00:47:30.000 I lied so that way I could put gloves on and not touch his phone.

00:47:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:47:35.000 Well, as you were saying before we started recording this, the beauty of Gary doing a show here is you can see what you have to wipe up after.

00:47:41.000 Yeah.

00:47:41.000 Because there's a big mark.

00:47:42.000 It'll be brown.

00:47:43.000 He's like pig pen.

00:47:45.000 Yeah.

00:47:47.000 He leaves a physical trail.

00:47:49.000 You can see it, which helps.

00:47:50.000 He wants now.

00:47:52.000 Somebody wrote in.

00:47:53.000 They said that he should get a raise.

00:47:55.000 And he told me after the show, he's like, no, don't bring it up to Gavin that somebody mentioned, you know, like maybe $5 raise.

00:48:03.000 And I was like, I'll pitch it up to...

00:48:04.000 It's not a tough gevin, but sure.

00:48:08.000 I understand.

00:48:10.000 So we're trying to get, we've got a lot of new shows in the works.

00:48:12.000 Some I'm not allowed to talk about.

00:48:14.000 But Kangaroo Jack was a roaring success.

00:48:18.000 And I want to get, I want a British show and I want an Australian show.

00:48:22.000 I want to expand our repertoire.

00:48:23.000 I'd fucking kill for Tommy Robinson, obviously, but he's not calling me back.

00:48:28.000 Dang it.

00:48:30.000 That is weird.

00:48:31.000 Have you interacted on Parlo?

00:48:32.000 Like, is he retweeting your stuff?

00:48:34.000 Well, he raised $800 for Proud Boys.

00:48:36.000 And it was really hard for them to send because Antifa was hacking his site.

00:48:39.000 So does he think that I'm taking the money?

00:48:46.000 But Dusty Bogan has sent some stuff.

00:48:49.000 Have you got any of the Bogan?

00:48:51.000 Bogan's great.

00:48:52.000 I've been in contact with this Bogan looking at his stuff.

00:48:55.000 Let me see.

00:48:56.000 I mean, the beauty, he's doing Man on the Streets.

00:48:58.000 And the beauty of Man on the Streets is if you edit them short, they can't suck.

00:49:04.000 Unless you're just you.

00:49:08.000 Well, he's not me, fortunately.

00:49:10.000 Let's see what we can go to here.

00:49:13.000 You know, I like his style, too.

00:49:15.000 It's kind of got, there's no other vibe like a dusty vibe.

00:49:17.000 That's what I've noticed.

00:49:18.000 I did his show.

00:49:19.000 Okay, don't shut.

00:49:21.000 If there's an intro there, let's not show that.

00:49:22.000 Okay.

00:49:23.000 I want to just jump to the questions.

00:49:24.000 Are you familiar with this clip you're about to show us?

00:49:27.000 No, I'm going to parse this one out.

00:49:29.000 Let me see here.

00:49:30.000 Yeah, let's just see that one.

00:49:31.000 Okay.

00:49:32.000 He's talking to some lady with a sign.

00:49:33.000 Let's see if he's.

00:49:34.000 I don't have to be skeptical because you have Bill Gates talking about depopulation and talking about ID 2020 and things like that.

00:49:42.000 We can't just sit around and wait.

00:49:44.000 Yeah, it's pretty full on.

00:49:45.000 Hey, I mean, I'm not like.

00:49:47.000 Isn't it amazing that not him, because he's a weirdo, but isn't it amazing how accents are dying?

00:49:54.000 She could have been American.

00:49:56.000 And I got a buddy, Tommy, who's like, hey, what the fuck?

00:49:59.000 I can't hang out with people who got no kids because I'm like, get your shit together.

00:50:04.000 And then I hear his kids, and his kid's like, hey, dad, can we go to Davin Buster's this weekend?

00:50:09.000 He's like, Davin Busters?

00:50:11.000 No, Davin Busters.

00:50:12.000 There's an R in there, shithead.

00:50:15.000 And that's the Brooklyn accent's done.

00:50:17.000 Yeah.

00:50:17.000 And I'm not talking about rich kids.

00:50:19.000 I'm talking about blue-collar Brooklynites.

00:50:21.000 Their accent's over.

00:50:22.000 I wonder if Boston's going.

00:50:23.000 You know, I saw a video of like a young Bostonite talking about how feminism worked.

00:50:27.000 He was like, so hold on a second.

00:50:29.000 We had the sexual empowerment thing where you're dressing like a fucking hua, and now we can all look at your fucking body.

00:50:34.000 And then we got he's repeating me.

00:50:37.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:50:38.000 That whole shtick he's doing.

00:50:40.000 All points I'm very familiar with, you know, but he had an accent.

00:50:44.000 I thought that was encouraging.

00:50:45.000 That was like kind of what I picked up from that video besides his points that I've heard from you.

00:50:51.000 So here's Bogues.

00:50:53.000 Like an anti-baxer.

00:50:55.000 Like I'm actually having a son soon, so I'm like, I'll probably get him vaccinated.

00:51:00.000 I haven't learnt about it.

00:51:02.000 That's your choice, you know.

00:51:04.000 And other people feel differently.

00:51:07.000 Yeah, like the footy players who said they weren't interested.

00:51:09.000 And like, I fully support their right to say, you know, not interested.

00:51:15.000 This is a free country.

00:51:15.000 I mean, if someone wanted to put Roundup in your breakfast cereal and, you know, half the population thought it was a great idea, I mean, would you eat it?

00:51:23.000 You know, like, he gets into it.

00:51:25.000 He's not afraid to.

00:51:27.000 Yeah, but pause.

00:51:28.000 The problem here is the argument is, well, what if your kid that's not vaccinated gives my kid measles?

00:51:34.000 I'm not saying that's my argument, but that is the argument.

00:51:36.000 You got to know the arguments.

00:51:38.000 Maybe she's American and she's lived here for like five, six, seven years.

00:51:43.000 Yeah, here's zero accent.

00:51:44.000 Yeah.

00:51:45.000 Taking anything full.

00:51:46.000 Let me see where she's blabbing here.

00:51:47.000 I match on the Facebook blink.

00:51:50.000 All right.

00:51:51.000 So this protest is basically about Australians fighting for their freedom to not be injected by the government.

00:51:59.000 She has no Accent because my theory is it's constant TV and internet and YouTube, and they're hearing the West, well, not the Western, the American accent all day, and it strips your accent of color.

00:52:12.000 Whoa, now Bogan's autistic, so he's gonna have the same accent if he lived in China for the rest of his life.

00:52:20.000 But in saying that, maybe there'll be, we'll be like, you know, super high-powered fucking internet and we'll be like self-driving cars and fucking drones dropping off my cartons of beer and fucking KFC on Cheap Tuesday and all that shit.

00:52:35.000 And I'll be like, yeah, I love 5G.

00:52:39.000 And I'll still have the giant fucking growth hanging off my neck.

00:52:44.000 What a fucking.

00:52:45.000 Christy Mogan here.

00:52:46.000 Simeon Cassar, nice to meet you.

00:52:48.000 Yep, God bless you.

00:52:49.000 Excellent.

00:52:49.000 So you come up and you're telling me about, this is what a 5G reader means.

00:52:53.000 Yeah, this is a radio frequency, microwave, radio frequency meter RF.

00:53:00.000 Yep.

00:53:01.000 And we should...

00:53:03.000 They say 1.0 is safe.

00:53:05.000 This is...

00:53:06.000 Well, there it is.

00:53:07.000 It's flatlining.

00:53:08.000 And this goes up to 20.

00:53:09.000 So that's like 20,000, I think.

00:53:11.000 It works out to be 20,000 like microwave millimeter.

00:53:15.000 How many 5G towers around here?

00:53:18.000 This is good.

00:53:19.000 I like it.

00:53:19.000 Yeah, I'm in.

00:53:20.000 That's pretty cool.

00:53:21.000 I want to see, like, trashy Australians are like the coolest thing to me.

00:53:24.000 I just want to make sure it's edited tight.

00:53:26.000 Oh, I see.

00:53:27.000 Sure, sure.

00:53:28.000 There's not a lot of wandering.

00:53:29.000 But who's going to edit them?

00:53:31.000 You?

00:53:32.000 No, he's been editing.

00:53:34.000 So I've been editing on my phone, and then I took me Missy's phone, and then I started editing on that.

00:53:39.000 And so that's going pretty well.

00:53:41.000 You said there was audio problems, but that audio sounds perfect.

00:53:43.000 Yeah, he upgraded a lot of stuff.

00:53:45.000 Everything I've said that, hey, you know, it'd help if you had a better microphone out in the field and then you lower the gain so that way it doesn't clip because you could always bring low audio up.

00:53:55.000 And he's changed everything.

00:53:58.000 He upgraded his camera and all that.

00:53:59.000 Ryan recently came to me and said, can you pay for this phone bill?

00:54:02.000 It's $200.

00:54:03.000 I spoke to Dusty Bogie for now.

00:54:05.000 I didn't ask you.

00:54:06.000 You brought it up.

00:54:07.000 He doesn't know that you don't speak to Australia outside of Skype.

00:54:10.000 I didn't know.

00:54:11.000 You're talking to the other end of the world.

00:54:13.000 In fact, isn't that the joke when you take someone's phone, they go, don't call Japan?

00:54:17.000 Oh, yeah, that's a good point.

00:54:18.000 But I thought phones were different now.

00:54:19.000 So where it's like, yeah, you could just call the world.

00:54:21.000 Yeah, they are different.

00:54:22.000 It's called WhatsApp.

00:54:24.000 Oh, man.

00:54:25.000 Signal.

00:54:26.000 Telegram.

00:54:26.000 Now I've learned.

00:54:27.000 Or Instagram, Messenger.

00:54:30.000 There's a million different ways.

00:54:31.000 Or mail.

00:54:33.000 Yeah, mail.

00:54:33.000 That's a great idea, Ryan.

00:54:36.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:54:41.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

00:54:46.000 Let me touch it.

00:54:48.000 It was a segue.

00:54:49.000 I know.

00:54:50.000 Okay.

00:54:52.000 Wow.

00:54:53.000 We are.

00:54:55.000 Like, after a week, we got to do something about this because there's content gold here.

00:55:00.000 Yeah.

00:55:00.000 But it's thousands of emails lost in the abyss.

00:55:04.000 So I think what we should do is on the censor.tv homepage, have whatever we call it.

00:55:14.000 Not letter of the day, because it has to be like our top 47 letters of the day.

00:55:18.000 Oh, and then.

00:55:19.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:19.000 That's interesting.

00:55:20.000 Yeah.

00:55:21.000 And it's just kind of like generating.

00:55:22.000 Have it on censor.tv.

00:55:24.000 No, we'll have someone go through it, like Aerie.

00:55:26.000 She can go through it.

00:55:27.000 Or the New Zealand chick.

00:55:29.000 And then post it up there in text.

00:55:30.000 Yeah.

00:55:31.000 Right.

00:55:32.000 Or if it's a video, we can even attach the video.

00:55:34.000 Yeah, we can even attach the video.

00:55:38.000 Bass Stickman 2.0.

00:55:41.000 This is from John.

00:55:43.000 He says it's the funniest shit he's seen all week.

00:55:45.000 Well, let's see about that.

00:55:46.000 This is not available to you, likely because I'm banned from Twitter.

00:55:51.000 This is ancient.

00:55:53.000 Thank you for the scoop, you fucking Dolt, John.

00:55:57.000 That video is about two years old.

00:56:01.000 The cigarette in the mouth.

00:56:02.000 It is cool to watch again, though.

00:56:03.000 But yeah, this is ancient.

00:56:05.000 It's the funniest shit I've seen all decade.

00:56:08.000 Yeah.

00:56:09.000 That was a Canadian Christian group in Hamilton, Ontario that were attacked by Antifa.

00:56:14.000 And our buddy with a fucking dart in his mouth just fucking starts giving her and giving her.

00:56:19.000 Hey, Ryan, I want to send over some unsolicited advice from someone who dated for many years and ended up happily married with a MAGA wife.

00:56:24.000 Your biggest barrier to finding a suitable woman isn't your hair primping, love of kids movies, or the fact that you live in the fag zone.

00:56:31.000 Yes, good point.

00:56:32.000 It's your debt.

00:56:34.000 Oh.

00:56:34.000 But he doesn't tell women he's in debt.

00:56:36.000 No, why would I do that?

00:56:38.000 No responsible woman is ready to settle down as blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:56:41.000 So we're not reading that anymore because you think his dating profile says deep in debt.

00:56:45.000 I don't have a dating profile.

00:56:48.000 A lot of people tell me that's the problem, but I will not do it.

00:56:51.000 Sorry.

00:56:52.000 Internet women.

00:56:55.000 This is from Justin G. Diggity Dog and the Field Marshal of the Fag Zone.

00:56:59.000 I love your takes on Prince.

00:57:01.000 When you start getting into music as a teen, it's just understood that Prince is the best musician and you can't make fun of him and his music is gold.

00:57:07.000 Later on in life, when you start getting into politics, it's just understood that the Democrat Party are hip and not racist.

00:57:13.000 But whenever Prince is on, I instantly turn the channel within two seconds and realize what a fucking weird little queer he is and could not give less of a shit when he died.

00:57:22.000 Much like the Democrats are weird little queers who just start complete shit shows and I could not give a shit less when they die.

00:57:29.000 I mean look at 507 in this video.

00:57:38.000 This one he threw his guitar straight up in the air.

00:57:40.000 And then that little face.

00:57:44.000 Look at that little hat.

00:57:45.000 It looks like Paula Abdul.

00:57:48.000 He has a weird little froggy queer.

00:57:53.000 But Purple Rain is a masterpiece.

00:57:56.000 And Controversy is a good jam.

00:57:58.000 Delirious is good.

00:58:00.000 But that was all what?

00:58:01.000 Like when was that?

00:58:03.000 When was Purple Rain?

00:58:05.000 It was like 1980.

00:58:07.000 And then I'm like, okay, I'm good to go.

00:58:09.000 That was 84.

00:58:10.000 All right.

00:58:10.000 Bye.

00:58:12.000 Same year as National Lampoon's Vacation.

00:58:14.000 Okay.

00:58:16.000 I don't sit and cry when National Lampoons Vacation dies.

00:58:20.000 The fag capitals of the world.

00:58:24.000 Fag capitals of the world.

00:58:26.000 God, my daughter and I had a weird fight on the beach.

00:58:29.000 Beach fight?

00:58:31.000 I think she thinks I'm a homophobe because she hears the word faggot occasionally.

00:58:33.000 Meanwhile, we have fags over to the house.

00:58:36.000 And then saying fag to describe the fags.

00:58:38.000 Yeah, but Like Chadwick came over and we had a long talk about the state of the union.

00:58:45.000 And then he stayed and we had dinner and we watched a movie in the backyard on a projector.

00:58:49.000 And he's not straight.

00:58:50.000 It's pretty clear.

00:58:52.000 Why are we bringing faggots to the house if I hate faggots?

00:58:54.000 I heard the, is it like Dennifer Schmucks?

00:58:56.000 Dennifer Fans?

00:58:59.000 Guys, look at this one.

00:59:00.000 But there was a kid, because as I said, there's two classes there.

00:59:03.000 There's blue-collar and upper class, nothing in between.

00:59:06.000 There's zero middle-class people in all of that entire area.

00:59:09.000 And there's some kid playing with, my kids were on the lifeguard chair.

00:59:13.000 You can do whatever you want up to 6 p.m.

00:59:14.000 You don't have to pay.

00:59:15.000 You don't need a permit.

00:59:16.000 You can have fires on the beach, fucking party boys.

00:59:19.000 And so it's a lot of landscapers and Hasidic Jews and the McKinnises.

00:59:23.000 But there's some kid.

00:59:25.000 My kids like to go up on the lifeguard's chair and then like jump off it into the sand and dare themselves.

00:59:29.000 And this girl shows up.

00:59:31.000 And I can't remember who it was, my son or something goes, yeah, just do it.

00:59:35.000 Don't think about it.

00:59:36.000 You can do it.

00:59:38.000 And then my youngest boy's like, that girl's going to jump.

00:59:41.000 And she goes, I'm transgender.

00:59:44.000 And both my kids are like, okay, whatever.

00:59:47.000 And she told me later.

00:59:48.000 And I thought, oh, man, if I was, because the mother was there too.

00:59:51.000 And I thought, if I was there, I'm not sure I could have been silent.

00:59:54.000 Like, I'm not going to say, what the fuck?

00:59:56.000 Get her kids know how to fucking check, dude.

01:00:00.000 But I would say something like, oh, you were born a boy, now you're a girl.

01:00:04.000 Okay.

01:00:05.000 And then say, if that's what you're running with, something like very subtle like that.

01:00:10.000 Like when you say, I'll praise due to Allah when you see like a super radical Muslim on the street.

01:00:16.000 It's a little tiny fuck you.

01:00:19.000 Yeah, and I'd watch the Pete Davidson movie.

01:00:20.000 That was really good, King Staten Island.

01:00:22.000 No, it was not.

01:00:24.000 I thought it was really good.

01:00:25.000 And he's like, hey, you want a hot dog?

01:00:27.000 He's like, no, I got Crohn's.

01:00:28.000 You know, it makes you shit a lot.

01:00:30.000 And he's like, thanks for sharing.

01:00:32.000 You know, just like, it's a little bit much.

01:00:35.000 You don't really need to share that you're transgender before you jump into a damn pool.

01:00:37.000 Yep, yep, yep.

01:00:40.000 Now that's how guys talk to one another.

01:00:43.000 Well, you really knocked off my train of thought there.

01:00:45.000 You're fucking bullshit.

01:00:47.000 And then my daughter was weird for like the rest of the night.

01:00:50.000 Because I said, I don't know if I would have been able to keep quiet.

01:00:53.000 Like, does she think I'm going to go pick up, this is not a fucking trance?

01:00:58.000 Or pick up the kid?

01:00:59.000 Yeah.

01:01:00.000 Like, by its dress?

01:01:03.000 Fucking put a little boy in a fucking dress.

01:01:07.000 You know, she's 13 and very emotional.

01:01:10.000 And so I just told her the next day, I go, look, no one has a problem with the kid is acting gay.

01:01:14.000 That's not a thing.

01:01:16.000 No one cares.

01:01:17.000 But it's when you start indulging these whims.

01:01:19.000 Your brother thought he was Spider-Man when he was that age.

01:01:22.000 We didn't start fucking removing his veins and putting in little squirter things.

01:01:27.000 Teach him how to hang upside down for more than an hour without fainting.

01:01:32.000 You can't get a tattoo until you're 18.

01:01:34.000 And I told her that when I was 20 in college, I told the school doctor, I want my tubes tied.

01:01:39.000 The world's overpopulated.

01:01:40.000 I was miles.

01:01:41.000 The world's overpopulated.

01:01:42.000 There's too many people, so I don't want to have more kids.

01:01:45.000 By the way, when you say that, you're as stupid as me when I was 20.

01:01:49.000 And the doctor just went, no, not doing that.

01:01:52.000 Which was probably illegal because I was an adult, but ethical, but they were right.

01:01:57.000 Thank you for that.

01:01:57.000 And I'm talking to the person who wouldn't have been born if they had done that.

01:02:01.000 And I talked about hormone blockers.

01:02:04.000 And then at one point, she goes, I don't think they should give hormone blockers until you're 18.

01:02:08.000 I'm like, yeah, the ship has sailed.

01:02:10.000 It's to prevent puberty, which you're in right now.

01:02:14.000 And then I talked about the suicide rate with trans.

01:02:17.000 You know, you just lay it out.

01:02:20.000 But then you got to wonder when you're with teenagers, are you being emotional?

01:02:24.000 Have you been brainwashed by your school?

01:02:26.000 Or here's a new one I'm starting to consider now that my daughter's 13, 14, going on 14.

01:02:32.000 Are you stoned?

01:02:35.000 Are you high right now?

01:02:36.000 Are you having a bad trip?

01:02:39.000 Has this got nothing to do with politics?

01:02:41.000 And you're just like, the beach is melting?

01:02:43.000 It's just ruining the vibes.

01:02:44.000 Yeah, you're just like, God, you're killing the vibes.

01:02:46.000 Oh, fuck.

01:02:47.000 Everyone's face is melting now because my dad said that he would have harassed a child.

01:02:53.000 Because the next day when I was having a talk with her, she's just like eating cereal, going, yeah, okay, whatever.

01:02:59.000 You were pretty emotional about it last night.

01:03:00.000 You're definitely not stoned because I just saw you wake up and come downstairs.

01:03:04.000 So what's going on?

01:03:07.000 And now I'm, and as a normal adult, you got to be dubious when you see your teenage kid and his or her friends laughing their heads off.

01:03:15.000 You're like, wow, you guys sure think that was funny.

01:03:20.000 And you're sure snacking a lot.

01:03:23.000 You really love those Pringles.

01:03:26.000 You're really devouring those fucking Pringles.

01:03:29.000 And then they start having a panic attack.

01:03:31.000 Are you having a panic attack?

01:03:32.000 Or are you having a bad trip?

01:03:35.000 I'm watching you, potted.

01:03:37.000 You should just start messing with them and like moving slow motion.

01:03:40.000 Hey guys, I'm going to go to the store if you want me.

01:03:43.000 Or I buy their exact shoes, but one size too small.

01:03:47.000 Wow.

01:03:48.000 That is the next level.

01:03:50.000 One size too big.

01:03:51.000 And they're like, what the fuck's going on, man?

01:03:53.000 Wow.

01:03:54.000 Sometimes I put them...

01:03:54.000 My feet are growing and shrinking and growing and shrinking, man.

01:03:58.000 That's genius.

01:03:59.000 Whoa, dude.

01:04:02.000 I want to be a woman.

01:04:08.000 Wait a minute.

01:04:11.000 I don't have...

01:04:12.000 Shit, I had a good video for the end of the show today.

01:04:16.000 And it's Gazan.

01:04:19.000 Oh, that's an oldie but a goodie.

01:04:21.000 Okay, sorry.

01:04:24.000 Hello, Gavin Ryan.

01:04:25.000 I want to send you two Trump Pence 2020 shirts I made below.

01:04:28.000 I can't find your P.O. box in the site.

01:04:30.000 What is it?

01:04:30.000 I assume you both want a New York shirt, but let me know.

01:04:33.000 And it's a pretty lady with a Trump Pence t-shirt on.

01:04:37.000 You know what just happened?

01:04:39.000 What should we do?

01:04:40.000 We don't really have a P.O. box.

01:04:42.000 We'll hook them up.

01:04:44.000 But I don't really need shirts.

01:04:46.000 Like, people are sending us shirts and records and a belt buckle and shit.

01:04:50.000 I don't know.

01:04:50.000 I like the Eurotech stuff.

01:04:52.000 I use the Eurotech keychain.

01:04:54.000 Oh, cool.

01:04:58.000 I still got my belt buckle.

01:05:02.000 But you know what happened today in the car on the drive back?

01:05:05.000 I finally got Julia Louise Dreyfus' joke.

01:05:09.000 Remember, she's with Andrew Yang and she goes, Oh, who's the vice president they got again?

01:05:14.000 Mika, Mika Pinche?

01:05:17.000 Mika Ponce?

01:05:19.000 Mika Pince?

01:05:20.000 And then Andrew Yang goes, I think it's pronounced Ponce.

01:05:24.000 And I was like, okay, give me two weeks to crunch that joke with my AI algorithms going through, like getting, like mining Bitcoin.

01:05:33.000 I've been chipping away at this joke and I just got it today.

01:05:36.000 Do you want to know what the joke is?

01:05:38.000 What's up?

01:05:40.000 They, meaning us, have the lamest, most mainstream, boring milquetoast candidates.

01:05:45.000 It's a guy named Mike and a guy named Don.

01:05:49.000 We have diverse.

01:05:50.000 We have Kamala.

01:05:52.000 I'm Jewish.

01:05:53.000 I'm talking to an Asian.

01:05:56.000 We're this cornucopia of diversity, and they're just Mike and Don.

01:06:00.000 So the joke is, oh, it's so exotic.

01:06:03.000 What's his name?

01:06:03.000 Mike Ponce?

01:06:05.000 Oh.

01:06:06.000 No, it's just Mike.

01:06:07.000 Mike and Don.

01:06:09.000 God, those guys are so lame.

01:06:10.000 Yeah.

01:06:11.000 Not like Yang or Julia.

01:06:13.000 Well, basically.

01:06:14.000 Louise Dreyfus.

01:06:16.000 Meanwhile, she's the fucking queen of white privilege.

01:06:19.000 Her dad collected slave drawings for fun.

01:06:22.000 So what did you think about Kamala Harris's speech last night?

01:06:27.000 It was tremendous.

01:06:28.000 I was so happy for her.

01:06:30.000 I know, me too.

01:06:31.000 She was fabulous.

01:06:32.000 I cannot wait to see her debate our current vice president, Mika Pintz.

01:06:36.000 Or is it Paints?

01:06:40.000 It's pronounced Ponce, I believe.

01:06:42.000 Oh, some kind of weird form.

01:06:44.000 Said that.

01:06:45.000 Yeah, not very American sounding.

01:06:47.000 Oh, God.

01:06:48.000 That's blue.

01:06:49.000 That could be maybe.

01:06:50.000 And the not very American sounding should have tipped me off earlier.

01:06:53.000 That's like Barack Obama.

01:06:56.000 I drank beer with my friends.

01:06:58.000 Sometimes I had too many beers.

01:07:00.000 I liked beer.

01:07:01.000 I still like beer.

01:07:02.000 I did not drink beer to the point of blacking out, drinking beer, which I gladly do.

01:07:08.000 If every American who drinks beer, every American who drank beer in high school, we drank beer, we drank beer, liked beer, still like beer.

01:07:17.000 We drank beer, we drank beer.

01:07:18.000 Too many beers, too many beers.

01:07:21.000 That's one of those videos, too, where the left sees it and goes, what a fucking mess you guys are.

01:07:26.000 And we see it and go, what a fucking mess you guys are.

01:07:29.000 Like, that's bad.

01:07:31.000 You should make a drop where it goes to Tom Hall's version.

01:07:36.000 Tom Hall.

01:07:37.000 He's like, I'll say it again.

01:07:38.000 I'll lock Bayer.

01:07:50.000 This is from Censored Biker.

01:07:53.000 Virtue Signaling Around My Neighborhood.

01:07:55.000 The first one says, protect queer black lives.

01:08:02.000 But when you look at it, you just see protect black, which makes you think of a New Zealand rugby team.

01:08:08.000 Okay.

01:08:08.000 We'll make sure when they're here that they're okay and no one hurts them.

01:08:13.000 Some competitive other rugby competitors.

01:08:16.000 And then Black Lives Matter.

01:08:18.000 Why is he sending us this?

01:08:20.000 We don't know where you live, sir.

01:08:21.000 Just because they're poopy signs.

01:08:23.000 No room for racism.

01:08:24.000 You can't see matter in that either.

01:08:25.000 It's kind of hard to see.

01:08:28.000 Yeah.

01:08:30.000 Black on purple is not a good choice.

01:08:32.000 But they really are injecting the homosexuality into it, too, huh?

01:08:35.000 But purple on black is...

01:08:37.000 No room for racism.

01:08:39.000 Queers are not a race.

01:08:43.000 Kenosha kid song.

01:08:45.000 By the way, there's some proud boy from Kenosha has been contacting me, actually threatening me, saying, you better get me on your fucking show or I'll kick your ass.

01:08:52.000 To tell he has some scoop about Kenosha where it's big.

01:08:57.000 FBI, CIA, Watergate.

01:09:00.000 We'll get him on the show.

01:09:01.000 We'll figure it out once I get my fucking phone fixed.

01:09:05.000 Okay.

01:09:19.000 Should have been the opening song.

01:09:22.000 Yeah.

01:09:23.000 Or for tomorrow, even.

01:09:27.000 That could be tomorrow's.

01:09:29.000 Thanks, dude.

01:09:34.000 I having trouble with the store.

01:09:39.000 Okay, that's nice.

01:09:42.000 Site you just tried to visit looks fake.

01:09:44.000 Attackers sometimes mimic sites by making small, hard-to-see changes in the URL.

01:09:49.000 Let's try that.

01:09:51.000 Actually, I haven't checked out the store in a long time.

01:09:53.000 We got new shirts.

01:09:54.000 We got that St. Louis couple shirt, which is fag and sick.

01:09:59.000 Brian John Spencer, of course.

01:10:01.000 Don't let me do shots or coke.

01:10:04.000 Yep.

01:10:05.000 Clown World, Invade Greenland.

01:10:07.000 Yep, good stuff.

01:10:08.000 I really like that shirt.

01:10:09.000 The Invade Greenland shirt.

01:10:11.000 Yeah, it's really confusing to people.

01:10:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:14.000 I just wear it around and...

01:10:15.000 Because it's like, is it racist?

01:10:18.000 Yeah.

01:10:19.000 You know, Mike, who we both know?

01:10:21.000 He had on his car, he had Blue Lives Matter.

01:10:23.000 Have I talked about this yet?

01:10:24.000 Some woman runs into the restaurant he's at and goes, there's a racist sticker on a car right in front.

01:10:30.000 I've not heard that.

01:10:31.000 And he goes, what?

01:10:32.000 And she goes, it's the flag with the blue line.

01:10:34.000 He goes, yeah, that's my car.

01:10:36.000 That's a cop thing.

01:10:36.000 It means Blue Lives Matter.

01:10:37.000 She goes, I know what it means.

01:10:39.000 He goes, my dad was a cop.

01:10:41.000 My brothers are cops.

01:10:42.000 I'm the only one in my family who's not a cop.

01:10:44.000 What's the problem?

01:10:45.000 She goes, in this climate right now, it's racist.

01:10:48.000 It's trivializing black lives.

01:10:52.000 Everyone around him, too, is going, what?

01:10:54.000 Like the bartender and the owner were next to him going, what?

01:10:58.000 What are you...

01:10:59.000 A cop of a magazine?

01:11:05.000 There's a blue line on your American flag.

01:11:08.000 Okay, here's one.

01:11:09.000 Here's another subject.

01:11:10.000 I'm glad we...

01:11:11.000 This is a good thing with the mailbag.

01:11:12.000 When I forget things, it covers here.

01:11:15.000 It's covered in the letters.

01:11:17.000 COVID is about 20% exaggerated, you say?

01:11:20.000 He's quoting me.

01:11:21.000 Try 94%.

01:11:24.000 Right.

01:11:24.000 Now, so we recently discovered that 6% of the deaths in America had no underlying conditions.

01:11:31.000 And the left's defense of this is 60 to 70% of Americans have underlying conditions.

01:11:38.000 Sort of.

01:11:39.000 You're including a lot of fucking oldies and a lot of newborns with jaundice, etc.

01:11:46.000 You're not including the normal people you see on the street.

01:11:50.000 So we're talking about hospitalized people, people in foster, not foster care, but in old folks' homes, all that.

01:11:56.000 But when you look at the list of the underlying conditions, it ain't dandruff.

01:12:03.000 So when they say 60, 70%, they're probably including me.

01:12:06.000 I'm allergic to cats.

01:12:07.000 They're probably including Ryan.

01:12:09.000 He has Lyme.

01:12:09.000 That's actually a big deal.

01:12:12.000 But is that listed in that article?

01:12:14.000 They show the underlying conditions.

01:12:18.000 Influence and pneumonia, huge respiratory failure, hypertensive disease, diabetes, vascular and unspecified dementia, cardiac arrest, heart failure, renal failure, intentional, an unintentional injury, poisoning.

01:12:33.000 So those are some pretty big deals.

01:12:38.000 So I guess I was wrong about Corona.

01:12:40.000 I said it was a pretty big scam.

01:12:43.000 Turns out it's a fucking huge scam.

01:12:47.000 Crazy.

01:12:49.000 Okay, last article because I'm about to pee my pants.

01:12:54.000 I'm not able to go back home because they have to quarantine after Florida.

01:12:57.000 My grandparents are like, no.

01:12:59.000 Well, hasn't it been too leaving the news?

01:13:01.000 But they are older, so.

01:13:04.000 Just about now, yeah.

01:13:05.000 This weekend, I'm good to go.

01:13:06.000 Sometimes you can buy a minute by jiggling your penis.

01:13:09.000 Hmm.

01:13:10.000 It doesn't look good on the bus.

01:13:11.000 Somebody told me to do this on the bus, literally.

01:13:13.000 My friend was like, I know it seems counterproductive, counterintuitive.

01:13:17.000 Pound, like, right above, like, where your bladder would be.

01:13:20.000 And it, like, kind of just shocks your tubes.

01:13:22.000 And then you're just like, huh, I guess I don't.

01:13:24.000 It did kind of work.

01:13:25.000 Yeah.

01:13:25.000 It's weird because I was like, dude, I'm trusting you, but if I piss myself, I'm going to be really fucking mad.

01:13:29.000 Maybe it's your body going, uh-oh, we have bigger fish to fry.

01:13:31.000 He's being attacked.

01:13:32.000 Yeah.

01:13:32.000 Oh, good point.

01:13:34.000 Huh.

01:13:35.000 Okay, last letter from Sean wondering if you could comment slash dissect slash opine.

01:13:41.000 It's Gabrielle Blair.

01:13:42.000 I know what Gabrielle Blair is at, the cartoonist?

01:13:45.000 Probably not.

01:13:46.000 Blair.

01:13:50.000 At Design Mom.

01:13:54.000 No, probably not, right?

01:13:57.000 Gabrielle Blair.

01:14:00.000 Designer, blogger, New York Times best-selling author, mother of six living in Normandy, France.

01:14:04.000 I host rad daily parenting discussions.

01:14:07.000 No, this isn't a graphic novelist.

01:14:10.000 Sorry for that little sidetrack, folks.

01:14:15.000 I saw a tweet where someone described what they someone described that when they found out someone they know personally supports Trump, they lose all respect for them instantly.

01:14:23.000 I liked it and retweeted it, but stopped short of sharing it on Instagram.

01:14:26.000 Why?

01:14:26.000 I suppose because I also know Trump supporters in real life, and they already know I hate Trump and know that I will frequently criticize Trump supporters as a group, but I've hesitated to tell them directly that I've lost respect for them individually.

01:14:37.000 But I woke up this morning, read reports of the final night of the RNC, grew deeply angry.

01:14:41.000 Now my hesitation is gone.

01:14:42.000 Reports of the final night of the RNC?

01:14:44.000 You mean when we were getting attacked?

01:14:46.000 When Antifa was screaming, fuck you, at geriatrics?

01:14:50.000 Do you mean when Rand Paul and his wife were almost killed?

01:14:53.000 The guy who wrote the Brianna Taylor, Justice for Brianna Taylor, bill?

01:14:57.000 Yeah, the Brianna Taylor bill?

01:14:58.000 Was that what pissed you off?

01:15:00.000 That was Rand Paul?

01:15:01.000 Yeah.

01:15:02.000 What the fuck are they talking about?

01:15:05.000 My Instagram account content is different than my Twitter account.

01:15:09.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:15:10.000 I was a freaking DMRC coming in for design stuff.

01:15:13.000 My response, I do not create content for you.

01:15:15.000 Makes me sick to my stomach that you, a Trump supporter, ever read or watch or listen anything I've created.

01:15:22.000 Oh, no.

01:15:22.000 You're going to take away your creations.

01:15:27.000 What a fucking silly cow.

01:15:31.000 White supremacy is a terrifying view for Jews, too, say in the comments.

01:15:36.000 See, this is the thing.

01:15:38.000 Trump supporter in their mind is now the same as white supremacist, pedophile, anti-Semite.

01:15:45.000 So now I've seen them yell.

01:15:46.000 Like they just attacked Brandon Stracha after the RNC, by the way.

01:15:50.000 And they're like, he's filming them.

01:15:52.000 And he goes, this woman just attacked us.

01:15:53.000 And then she yells on the camera because she doesn't want to go viral.

01:15:55.000 She goes, he's a Trump supporter.

01:15:58.000 Like you're going to watch it and go, oh, shit.

01:15:59.000 Okay.

01:16:00.000 Sorry.

01:16:00.000 Get back to your.

01:16:02.000 Get back to your attack.

01:16:03.000 Good work.

01:16:04.000 Good work.

01:16:04.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:16:04.000 On the top left.

01:16:08.000 I have yet to see this.

01:16:10.000 I've been pretty up to date.

01:16:12.000 No, you're never up to date.

01:16:14.000 You're worse than our readers.

01:16:15.000 Jacob Blake, Kyle Rittenhouse, not knowing about Jacob Blake, you would deserve a PhD in not knowing stuff.

01:16:22.000 By the way, Jay Bishop, rest in peace, Jay Bishop was tweeted by the president.

01:16:28.000 Yep.

01:16:28.000 He recognized that that happened.

01:16:30.000 Joins us live.

01:16:32.000 Thanks so much for coming on.

01:16:33.000 Tell us what happened.

01:16:34.000 Where you were at White House for the close of the RNC convention to watch President Trump's speech.

01:16:38.000 It was a magical evening.

01:16:40.000 Everything was absolutely incredible, like something out of a storybook.

01:16:43.000 I was there with a bunch of people from my organization, The Walkaway Campaign, and as I was leaving with two people, Mike Harlow, who's a fellow gay man and conservative activist, and the ED of Walkaway, Libby Albert, we were exiting the convention along with a large group of people,

01:17:00.000 and there was a small group of BLM hecklers there to harass people as they were walking out.

01:17:07.000 The majority of the people.

01:17:10.000 Two friends of mine and I exited and he was a little bit of a left, which ended up being L, and that was BLM.

01:17:16.000 Looks like they smashed the camera, or they hit the camera.

01:17:19.000 No, go back, go back.

01:17:19.000 You're almost there.

01:17:20.000 The fat one goes, he's a Trump supporter.

01:17:26.000 I've endured since the wellness.

01:17:29.000 This is actually...

01:17:29.000 This is a group that just said.

01:17:32.000 Don't talk over the footage.

01:17:33.000 Now we have to see it.

01:17:34.000 I don't see that footage.

01:17:35.000 Just Brandon Stracha Faga.

01:17:40.000 Oh, oh, because they said that.

01:17:41.000 Yes.

01:17:42.000 Yeah.

01:17:42.000 Okay.

01:17:42.000 But I don't think that's going to come up.

01:17:44.000 But attacked BLM.

01:17:45.000 Brandon Stracha attacked BLM.

01:17:47.000 You saw the one where they call the woman a chink, too?

01:17:50.000 I don't need to.

01:17:52.000 None of this surprises me.

01:17:53.000 This is the problem with so much of the news these days.

01:17:55.000 Once you sort of are awoke, you're just watching.

01:17:59.000 Yeah, I know.

01:18:00.000 does this surprise you one iota?

01:18:05.000 I'm not judos.

01:18:05.000 You want to see that?

01:18:06.000 Little solitude.

01:18:08.000 Literally walking down the sidewalk.

01:18:10.000 Don't get me on me.

01:18:11.000 I need the diamond trunks for murder.

01:18:13.000 There.

01:18:14.000 Show that again.

01:18:18.000 Little solitude you.

01:18:19.000 Literally walking down the sidewalk.

01:18:27.000 Fuck you.

01:18:28.000 Fuck y'all.

01:18:30.000 I'm not saying y'all.

01:18:31.000 So when you say that, right?

01:18:32.000 Are you writing that down as a video drum?

01:18:34.000 When you say that, it's like, oh, God, I'm sorry.

01:18:37.000 Yeah, get back to stabbing.

01:18:39.000 Keep killing him.

01:18:40.000 I didn't know you were cleaning up society.

01:18:42.000 So yeah, that woman's a stupid bitch.

01:18:44.000 And what are you going to do, by the way, with Gabrielle Blair, design mom?

01:18:48.000 Are you going to explain to her that he's never said anything racist?

01:18:51.000 Are you going to change your mind?

01:18:53.000 No, cut her loose.

01:18:55.000 Say bye.

01:18:56.000 You're a fucking retard.

01:18:58.000 And by the way, I hated Obama from day one.

01:19:02.000 The day he won, I said, you dummies, you think you just elected the Messiah?

01:19:07.000 He's just another politician and he's corrupt and blah, blah, blah.

01:19:12.000 And I didn't cut anyone loose.

01:19:15.000 I didn't say I'm never speaking to you again.

01:19:16.000 I would just roll my eyes and go, yeah, that's not true.

01:19:19.000 You ever heard of Fast and Furious?

01:19:20.000 You ever heard of Benghazi?

01:19:22.000 You ever heard of spying, of the deal with Iran?

01:19:28.000 Okay, so we'll get it.

01:19:29.000 All right, let's go to the end video.

01:19:30.000 I emailed you that while we were chatting.

01:19:36.000 My wife said to me this morning, she goes, I can't, because I have my computer in the kitchen of the house we rented.

01:19:42.000 She was like, I can't hear you watching riots all day.

01:19:47.000 Because when everyone's having breakfast, I'm watching, this was the video that set her off, too.

01:19:51.000 This is all she hears.

01:19:52.000 Like when she's in the living room, she hears this.

01:19:56.000 It is nerve-wracking.

01:19:58.000 Oh, yeah, especially when you watch like an hour of them in a row from 12 to 1 a.m. and then try to go to bed.

01:20:04.000 I didn't hear anyone the fucking thing.

01:20:07.000 Put your mask on properly.

01:20:12.000 Whoa!

01:20:17.000 I'm not saying punch a woman, but this woman's clearly never been punched.

01:20:21.000 That's right!

01:20:22.000 Fuck it off!

01:20:23.000 That's right!

01:20:24.000 You get to keep the flags.

01:20:26.000 Keep balling!

01:20:28.000 Keep balling!

01:20:29.000 Keep balling!

01:20:30.000 Walk away!

01:20:31.000 Walk away!

01:20:33.000 I'm gonna record to you!

01:20:34.000 I'm recording now!

01:20:35.000 Please, film me!

01:20:37.000 Walk away!

01:20:38.000 Philippe, you're not walking.

01:20:40.000 Walk away!

01:20:40.000 What do you mean by the way?

01:20:41.000 While I go to fight Nazis, I need to have my headphones so I can enjoy some music along the way.

01:20:46.000 I'm Jewish!

01:20:47.000 I'm Jewish!

01:20:54.000 Oh my god.

01:20:56.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:21:01.000 Every brain should help me explain.

01:21:05.000 As a matter of fact, I like beard.

01:21:09.000 My wife walks round the town.

01:21:13.000 I'm wearing a suit and a tie.

01:21:17.000 Peace to be birds.

01:21:25.000 I like beer.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 31, 2020

S03E05 - BACK FROM SUMMER VACATION [2020-08-31 - S03E05 - BACK FROM SUMMER VACATION]

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