Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 01, 2020


S03E07 - WHAT LIVES MATTER? [2020-09-01 - S03E07 - WHAT LIVES MATTER?]


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 57 minutes

Words per Minute

159.73386

Word Count

18,806

Sentence Count

1,999

Misogynist Sentences

65

Hate Speech Sentences

184


Summary

On this week's episode, the boys discuss the recent anti-racist riots in NYC, the new music they're listening to, and the new movies they're watching. They also talk about their favorite movies and TV shows they grew up watching.


Transcript

00:01:10.000 I've seen footage.
00:01:14.000 We've seen footage.
00:01:15.000 We've seen a lot of footage.
00:01:16.000 I've been to all the riots at this point.
00:01:20.000 And I'm starting to recognize people, the same trannies over and over again.
00:01:26.000 It's funny how I saw Joy Reed say, yeah, we'll get to this, but she goes, this is clearly white supremacists that have infiltrated our peaceful protests.
00:01:37.000 Haven't you seen footage?
00:01:39.000 Haven't you looked at any of these?
00:01:41.000 Are they all in disguise?
00:01:43.000 Wow, they really got the Antifa tattoos right.
00:01:45.000 They did a good job of that.
00:01:47.000 Fuck, I'm so out of shape that I'm out of breath for that intro, which was, of course, Death Grip, Sacramento, California.
00:01:53.000 It's really one dude who is the genius behind it, like all good bands.
00:01:58.000 Song as I've seen footage.
00:02:01.000 I think they're broken up now.
00:02:03.000 It's a black singer guy and then two sort of tech nerds.
00:02:08.000 Great band.
00:02:08.000 Again, my daughter introduced me to a whole new wave of music.
00:02:11.000 We were going to have a different song, right?
00:02:15.000 Yeah, Hollowed, Boom, Boom, Boom.
00:02:18.000 Which would have been cool after the gunshot and the intro.
00:02:24.000 All right, let's try that.
00:02:25.000 You want to give it a dry run?
00:02:28.000 Yeah.
00:02:28.000 Alrighty.
00:02:46.000 Live from New York.
00:02:48.000 It's Get Off My Ron with Kevin McGuinness.
00:02:57.000 I thought that was just like some alt-right, far-right meme thing, but it's a really good jam.
00:03:05.000 Who is that band?
00:03:06.000 Hollowed?
00:03:07.000 Hollowed?
00:03:07.000 Or Hallowed?
00:03:08.000 Hallowed.
00:03:09.000 Like Halls, like a Hallowed Hall.
00:03:12.000 And then someone else is adding that cool graphic?
00:03:15.000 Or are they pro- No, I think they're pro-good shit because on their other thing they made a song called Reptilian.
00:03:22.000 They got 2,000 subscribers also.
00:03:24.000 Well, you can tell by the 80s sun and everything.
00:03:28.000 I'm a coomer.
00:03:29.000 Oh, that's probably about Fappers.
00:03:32.000 Wow.
00:03:33.000 Oh, it's no it's no, what do you call guys like me that simp.
00:03:39.000 Yeah, it's no simp month.
00:03:40.000 Oh, no simp September.
00:03:42.000 Nice.
00:03:43.000 I mean, there's simping and they're simping, right?
00:03:46.000 There's simping like Sophia Loren was the most beautiful woman of all time at her peak.
00:03:52.000 And then there's just like OnlyFans shit.
00:03:54.000 Wait a minute.
00:03:55.000 Now that it's dark again.
00:03:56.000 Yeah, what the flip?
00:03:58.000 I think my sweatshirt is setting off the white balance, but everything should be preset.
00:04:03.000 Yeah, I have it on manual and everything.
00:04:05.000 Let me see if I can go in here.
00:04:07.000 By the way, Artifact.
00:04:08.000 I'm looking at this differently now.
00:04:10.000 Because much.
00:04:14.000 Thanks to a subscriber, we were talking about war movies and I checked out We Were Soldiers with Mel Gibson.
00:04:20.000 Dude, blobbering.
00:04:24.000 I see my son staring at me when I cry in movies because it's weird to see your dad cry, but I don't feel bad about that.
00:04:30.000 I'm not crying because McDonald's doesn't have any more Big Macs.
00:04:35.000 Wait, what's this?
00:04:37.000 Isn't We Were Soldiers?
00:04:39.000 We Were Soldiers 2002?
00:04:41.000 All battle scenes?
00:04:44.000 Is that not it?
00:04:46.000 Yeah, I guess they showed the French at the beginning we came in to help the French.
00:04:49.000 Okay, what a crazy fucking war, though.
00:04:53.000 It's really good.
00:04:56.000 And if you don't cry at war movies, then I want you to unsubscribe.
00:05:00.000 That's the new thing with entertainers.
00:05:03.000 Like, you don't need my art.
00:05:11.000 Sergeant Major Plum, we made all four combats.
00:05:14.000 The battle scenes are fucking mind-blowing.
00:05:17.000 Now when I meet Vietnam vets, I'm like, hey, man.
00:05:22.000 It's amazing the shit we went through.
00:05:26.000 Mean not as much as you, but still.
00:05:28.000 What battalion were you in?
00:05:29.000 Oh my God.
00:05:30.000 Where to begin?
00:05:31.000 Sergeant Major?
00:05:32.000 Well, there's only one that could be 12.
00:05:36.000 I mean, what even is a battalion?
00:05:38.000 I don't even see it as my battalion as a battalion.
00:05:40.000 I see it as my family.
00:05:42.000 So I don't even say the number because to me, that discredits my family.
00:05:47.000 What family was I in?
00:05:49.000 I was in the good my family.
00:05:51.000 Where were you deployed at?
00:05:52.000 That's a good idea for a sketch.
00:05:53.000 The world's worst stolen valor?
00:05:55.000 Oh, it's like when you say, what exactly, what racist thing did Trump say?
00:06:00.000 Oh, everything.
00:06:04.000 Everything.
00:06:05.000 I was in every battalion.
00:06:07.000 I hopped around quite a bit.
00:06:09.000 I was, poof.
00:06:11.000 I actually did a stolen valor once.
00:06:13.000 Oh, no.
00:06:14.000 Yeah, I don't know why I did it.
00:06:15.000 I was wearing a Marines shirt to show support for the Marines.
00:06:18.000 This is in Brooklyn.
00:06:19.000 This woman goes, oh, my brother's in the Marines.
00:06:22.000 What division were you in or something?
00:06:23.000 And I, instead of going, oh, no, I just support the Marines.
00:06:26.000 I fucking said, I go, oh, I was Canadian.
00:06:29.000 So I went Down, like through Canada, and it was like a Canadian division working for subcontracting for the Marines.
00:06:37.000 And she's like, and as she was going like this, in my own head, at me, I was going, What are we doing here, Gav?
00:06:46.000 What's the plan?
00:06:46.000 Or you're so in character that you're pissed.
00:06:48.000 You're like, This bitch doesn't believe me and my horse shit.
00:06:52.000 Or I had a Vietnam veteran shirt once and just thought, I don't know why I was wearing it.
00:06:56.000 I just meant like, Vietnam veterans are cool.
00:06:59.000 And then these black guys who don't have a stopwatch said to me, thank you for your service.
00:07:04.000 And I went, which I'm sure was not the reaction they were.
00:07:08.000 They were like, this guy's got so much PTSD, poor guy.
00:07:11.000 Anyway, you were crying today talking about some YouTube video you saw.
00:07:15.000 My leg.
00:07:15.000 My lip did a weird thing.
00:07:16.000 That's about it.
00:07:17.000 But yeah, this is a, I tweeted this so you could find it on my Twitter.
00:07:20.000 Let's be clear, folks, with men crying.
00:07:22.000 Yep.
00:07:23.000 When it's war involving war, men who have sacrificed their lives, you may bawl your eyes out, but you can never ugly cry.
00:07:30.000 No.
00:07:31.000 You can just go like this, and then your eyes are bloodshot, and you see this.
00:07:35.000 Or the worst is you can go.
00:07:38.000 Another place you're allowed to cry, I saw this movie about speed cubers.
00:07:43.000 You know what the fastest world record is for Rubik's Cube?
00:07:46.000 Of course I don't.
00:07:47.000 Six seconds.
00:07:48.000 What?
00:07:49.000 Dude, I've said if the court said to me you can do a two-month stint in Rikers or solve a Rubik's Cube and you get out the second you're done, I'd take my two months.
00:07:59.000 Because I have a feeling I'd be there for four years.
00:08:02.000 Six seconds?
00:08:04.000 Well, you check in before you get to put on your orange jumpsuit, you're out.
00:08:10.000 But this was the previous champ.
00:08:12.000 Oh, this is 4.3.
00:08:14.000 I know, Felix.
00:08:15.000 I guess the documentary I saw was old news.
00:08:19.000 People are still getting better at this?
00:08:21.000 Yeah, since I saw the documentary.
00:08:23.000 That doesn't make any sense.
00:08:26.000 That doesn't make sense.
00:08:28.000 4.73 seconds.
00:08:30.000 I talked to one chick.
00:08:31.000 You know how women are?
00:08:32.000 They're so arrogant these days.
00:08:34.000 I go, I gave her my scenario, two months.
00:08:36.000 Sometimes I do a year.
00:08:37.000 She goes, oh, I take the Rubik's Cube.
00:08:38.000 And I go, why?
00:08:40.000 She goes, because there's only so many combinations and you'd be done them in like a few days.
00:08:43.000 And I go, how many combinations are there?
00:08:46.000 I'm using all my willpower not to say her name.
00:08:48.000 And she goes, well, it's four by four.
00:08:50.000 So it's four times four is 16.
00:08:51.000 And then times four sides.
00:08:53.000 So, and she ended up with a number of like 1,200.
00:08:56.000 And I looked it up online.
00:08:58.000 It's like 7 trillion.
00:08:59.000 Oh?
00:09:00.000 Fudge.
00:09:01.000 Yeah, the number is across your computer screen.
00:09:04.000 Okay, this lighting is driving me nuts.
00:09:06.000 What is this?
00:09:06.000 What is this?
00:09:07.000 Why are they in the black?
00:09:09.000 Didn't it change?
00:09:10.000 It just changed, right?
00:09:13.000 I think a white shirt is problematic.
00:09:17.000 Here, let me see if a black shirt changes.
00:09:20.000 Alright.
00:09:22.000 In the meantime, we could look at this video.
00:09:27.000 The thing I was talking about, right?
00:09:31.000 You their charter, mission statements, and it's called a flag holder.
00:09:37.000 But they're on.
00:09:38.000 Just some guy.
00:09:40.000 They said in the Netherlands, kids probably know more about American history than American kids.
00:09:46.000 I agreed.
00:09:47.000 With a void of patriotism and too much time on their hands, some of our youth have an ear for the leaders of groups like Antifa.
00:09:55.000 This is Rachel.
00:09:56.000 It's a death metal frenzy.
00:10:04.000 Does it look better?
00:10:05.000 Yeah, it looks way better.
00:10:06.000 Weird.
00:10:07.000 Weird.
00:10:09.000 I don't have it on auto.
00:10:10.000 I don't.
00:10:10.000 Play this message that made you cry.
00:10:13.000 Well, it was less so that.
00:10:14.000 Just play the message.
00:10:15.000 Play the mainstream media and the Democratic Party supporting them.
00:10:20.000 View their charter, mission statements.
00:10:22.000 No, go before them.
00:10:26.000 Look up the charter and mission statements of these organizations.
00:10:29.000 They are Marxist, much less doing anything to stop it.
00:10:37.000 I worked with a gentleman from the Netherlands about 20 years ago.
00:10:40.000 I discussed my dissatisfaction about how American history was taught in our schools.
00:10:46.000 He stated emphatically that in the Netherlands, their history is paramount in their schools.
00:10:52.000 Every detail is emphasized and learned.
00:10:55.000 He said, in America, kids learn everybody else's history from the cavemen forward, but their own.
00:11:02.000 He said, in the Netherlands, kids probably know more about American history than American kids.
00:11:08.000 I agreed.
00:11:10.000 With the void of patriotism and too much time on their hands, some of our youth have an ear for the leaders of groups like Antifa and Black Lives Matter.
00:11:19.000 They have convinced many that America should be dismantled and everything about our country is bad.
00:11:25.000 Look up the charter and mission statements of these organizations.
00:11:29.000 They are Marxist, they are communist, they are anti-family, anti-Christian, and anti-American.
00:11:35.000 They want to end America as we know it, with the mainstream media and the Democratic Party supporting them.
00:11:42.000 View their charter, mission statements, and speeches online if you don't believe me.
00:11:48.000 It's sickening.
00:11:48.000 Okay, that's enough.
00:11:50.000 So that makes you cry like a little bitch because you saw an American flag outside your window, you little bitch.
00:11:54.000 Yeah, that was the part.
00:11:55.000 Because I was sitting there just watching it, getting mad that my grandparents are going to vote for the Democrats unless I change their mind.
00:12:00.000 Your dad was in the Khmer Rouge, right?
00:12:02.000 He fought against the Americans?
00:12:04.000 No.
00:12:04.000 No, that's incorrect.
00:12:05.000 My grandfather was in Vietnam.
00:12:07.000 He's a Puerto Rican gentleman of color.
00:12:10.000 That's Puerto Ricans for you.
00:12:12.000 His grandfather's like 55.
00:12:14.000 He's like, yeah.
00:12:15.000 No, I think he's up there near 70.
00:12:18.000 But what's a hell of me.
00:12:20.000 Don't touch your fucking hair.
00:12:22.000 It's infuriating.
00:12:23.000 Does that count as hair?
00:12:24.000 Yeah, I guess it does.
00:12:25.000 Sideburns is shut up.
00:12:27.000 Shut up, dude.
00:12:28.000 So there was a flag outside my window, basically.
00:12:31.000 That's basically it.
00:12:32.000 I was going to tell you.
00:12:33.000 I didn't blubber, but I went like this and went...
00:12:38.000 That's about it.
00:12:39.000 Thinking about my grandfather and how they're voting for a party that hates America, wants it to burn.
00:12:45.000 Well, they were doing that the other night.
00:12:47.000 They were marching through the streets of, I think, Seattle saying, burn this country to the ground.
00:12:52.000 True.
00:12:53.000 And they took God.
00:12:54.000 That's very subtle.
00:12:56.000 They took God out of the Pledge of Allegiance twice.
00:12:59.000 Yep.
00:13:00.000 Which we're told is a lie.
00:13:01.000 That never happened.
00:13:03.000 They said it was a mistake, right?
00:13:04.000 Okay, I'm sorry, folks at home, to waste your time with technical problems, but they switched from a black shirt to a white shirt.
00:13:11.000 Oh, well, I give up.
00:13:12.000 Anyway, Joe Bowden is on the cover of the New York Post.
00:13:16.000 Do I look like a radical socialist with a soft spot for writers?
00:13:19.000 That's exactly what you look like.
00:13:20.000 You look like a radical socialist with a soft spot on your head, just like a newborn baby.
00:13:26.000 You know, newborn babies are not supposed to touch right here because the skull is informed.
00:13:30.000 Maybe that's what he has.
00:13:31.000 He has a soft spot from all those fucking lobotomies.
00:13:36.000 But play my favorite.
00:13:37.000 This is my favorite Bidenism.
00:13:38.000 It's ancient news by now, but it's sort of like it should be a drop.
00:13:42.000 For Lord's sake, this is the United States of America.
00:13:47.000 There's never been anything we've been able to accomplish.
00:13:50.000 What we've done together.
00:13:52.000 That's so cool.
00:13:53.000 It's so weird to get two in a row.
00:13:55.000 This is United States of America.
00:13:57.000 There's been nothing we've been able to accomplish once we set our minds to it.
00:14:01.000 We've done together.
00:14:03.000 Sorry, we've been done together.
00:14:04.000 For the Lord's sake, this is the United States of America.
00:14:08.000 There's never been anything we've been able to accomplish.
00:14:12.000 What we've done together.
00:14:15.000 It looks like it's going to cry, too.
00:14:17.000 It looks like a little baby saying something profound.
00:14:20.000 Nothing been able to accomplish.
00:14:23.000 I'm in the news again.
00:14:24.000 I'm in the news every day.
00:14:26.000 Every fucking day.
00:14:27.000 It's relentless.
00:14:29.000 My wife is always like, how come your knee's always jouncing and you're always looking at things on your computer?
00:14:33.000 Because I'm always on the fucking news.
00:14:35.000 Yesterday was the Proud Boys page getting hacked and someone soliciting information for Proud Boys so they can destroy conservative and patriotic lives.
00:14:45.000 The day that a patriot is shot in the streets.
00:14:49.000 And then Joe Rogan put up all his Spotify's sons Gav.
00:14:55.000 Joe Rogan experience launches on Spotify episodes featuring Alex Jones, Gavin McInnes, others removed.
00:15:00.000 And to quote me in the news, when speaking about Spotify censorship to the post-millennium, Gav McInnis said, I think Joe Rogan did the right thing.
00:15:08.000 Milo, Alex, and I are far too dangerous to be given a voice.
00:15:12.000 We might change someone's mind.
00:15:14.000 Best go the way of Facebook and Twitter and Instagram and only allow speech that fits into a small window of acceptable ideas, McInnes continued.
00:15:22.000 I mean, why risk doing anything dangerous?
00:15:26.000 But, and when I said this, I thought it was just me, Alex, and Milo.
00:15:31.000 But apparently it's everyone controversial.
00:15:32.000 So Owen Benjamin's gone.
00:15:34.000 Nick Kroll's gone.
00:15:35.000 You know what's amazing about this list, though?
00:15:37.000 I think some of them were banned just for being boring.
00:15:41.000 So who's Owen Smith again?
00:15:42.000 Maybe to buffer up the list so it looks like it's not just...
00:15:45.000 Yeah, there's that dude.
00:15:46.000 Who's Owen Smith?
00:15:47.000 I don't know.
00:15:48.000 Let's see.
00:15:48.000 I think that's British Communist.
00:15:50.000 He sounds boring as fudge.
00:15:52.000 British socialist, dude?
00:15:56.000 Let's see.
00:15:57.000 That guy, you recognize him?
00:16:00.000 British Labour Party?
00:16:01.000 Oh, okay, so fuck him.
00:16:02.000 I don't know who he is.
00:16:03.000 He's gay.
00:16:03.000 Probably not the same one.
00:16:05.000 Chris Delia was the sex controversy.
00:16:08.000 Michael Shermer, I think, is a right-wing dude.
00:16:11.000 Forget him.
00:16:12.000 We had him on free speech.
00:16:14.000 He's the skeptic guy.
00:16:16.000 Oh, shit.
00:16:17.000 Yeah, he's totally fucking right left-wing.
00:16:20.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:16:21.000 Jesus.
00:16:22.000 Tommy Chong, I don't know.
00:16:24.000 We gotta get out there, man.
00:16:25.000 He dog shit.
00:16:26.000 Joe List, my theory in Joe List is that he was killed because he's boring.
00:16:30.000 Like, I bet he went through and they crossed out all the controversial ones, like me, Milo, and Alex, and Sargon, and Owen Benjamin, and Charles C. Johnson.
00:16:40.000 And then he went, all right, this is too obvious.
00:16:42.000 I know.
00:16:42.000 I'll just cross out some boring ones of guys that kind of sucked, like Joe List.
00:16:46.000 You know what the interesting thing with the boring ones?
00:16:48.000 Then usually Joe talks a lot and then he's liable to say something about trans.
00:16:51.000 Like the trans shit, man.
00:16:53.000 Like, you're a fucking dude.
00:16:54.000 Oh, yeah.
00:16:55.000 So it might not be about the guests at all.
00:16:57.000 Maybe in the boring ones, he's like, I went off about trans on that one.
00:17:01.000 I wonder who made this list.
00:17:06.000 I thought it was funny.
00:17:06.000 Milo was pissed, obviously.
00:17:08.000 And his whole angle is, fuck Joe Rogan.
00:17:11.000 He's selling out for a mere 100 million.
00:17:15.000 Ryan, move forward.
00:17:17.000 Oh.
00:17:18.000 Right.
00:17:18.000 This is 1-4.
00:17:20.000 And we obviously love Milo dearly.
00:17:22.000 He's the most expensive show here.
00:17:24.000 I said 1-4, unless you'd like a mic stand at the back of your head.
00:17:29.000 Now you've corrupted Strange for Us.
00:17:33.000 There's no reason to tune into Joe Rogan anymore.
00:17:36.000 If you want crazy alien talk, Alex Jones is far better at it.
00:17:39.000 All that's left is Open Borders Bernie supporter who left California so he doesn't have to pay taxes on his sellout Spotify money.
00:17:46.000 And don't tell me how he didn't quickly agree to censoring his own past content for the big bucks.
00:17:51.000 Vile.
00:17:54.000 Now, I read that and I was like, I agree, dude.
00:17:56.000 I would never fucking do that.
00:17:57.000 But then part of me was sort of going, would Milo, for $100 million, take all his shows with censorship.tv and his dangerous shows and cut a bunch of controversial ones?
00:18:14.000 I think he might do it for 100 million pennies.
00:18:20.000 I think he might do it for $1,000.
00:18:23.000 I think Milo's made it very clear that if someone pays him a red cent more than I do, he's gone.
00:18:29.000 Which hurts.
00:18:30.000 It does hurt.
00:18:31.000 Milo, you have hurt me today.
00:18:34.000 That's the free market, though.
00:18:36.000 Like these shirts.
00:18:37.000 Someone sent them in and said, we'd love to take over your merch.
00:18:40.000 And they made us these sweatshirts.
00:18:41.000 Thank you, Bryce.
00:18:42.000 I think they're great.
00:18:44.000 No, thanks.
00:18:44.000 They suck.
00:18:46.000 I'll wear them on the show as a uniform.
00:18:48.000 Brian, shut up.
00:18:49.000 Capitalism is not about your feelings, okay, you fucking chick.
00:18:54.000 Well, there's room for improvement, for sure.
00:18:56.000 No, they're garbage.
00:18:57.000 They're like computer prints.
00:18:59.000 You can tell the logo on the back is bleeding.
00:19:01.000 Like, it's not a good quality screen print, my friend.
00:19:04.000 You've just got some stupid computer program or computer that your dad bought you and you're starting out in life and that's fine.
00:19:10.000 But I don't want them.
00:19:13.000 We got a lot of racial shit this show.
00:19:16.000 A lot of racial shit.
00:19:19.000 But it was inspired by this rapper named Houdini who did a video for, I guess, Black Lives Matter or some shit.
00:19:30.000 And he's got a lot to say about how racist and horrible we are as a country.
00:19:35.000 I think one of the reasons he has to do this is because he's doing rap.
00:19:41.000 And like Jamal says, Lord Jamal, you're in our house.
00:19:47.000 So don't, like, he's mad at McElmore for doing gay shit because he goes, that's not us.
00:19:51.000 So if you're in our house, go by our rules.
00:19:55.000 And our rules are no homos.
00:20:00.000 And I think so he goes, I'll kiss some black ass and then it'll help my rap career.
00:20:03.000 Because this is the most insincere rant I've ever seen.
00:20:06.000 But it's a good segue into a very large segment on racism.
00:20:13.000 And we're going to question, is this narrative correct that America is a racist hellhole?
00:20:18.000 Is Black Lives Matter right?
00:20:20.000 Should America burn to the ground?
00:20:21.000 Let's check out one person's interpretation.
00:20:31.000 Okay, wait, go back to this woman's Instagram.
00:20:34.000 Do her whole...
00:20:35.000 This is Amanda Seals.
00:20:38.000 She appears to be mulatto.
00:20:40.000 Statistically, the odds are very high that she was raised by her white mother and her dad peaced out.
00:20:45.000 But like a lot of those scenarios, she's all about Wakanda.
00:20:50.000 Wakanda, black power.
00:20:52.000 Here she is bawling her eyes out because of just everything, man.
00:20:56.000 Just like how racist society is and how.
00:20:59.000 You know, when America was this evil in 1959, black people didn't do this.
00:21:06.000 So when it was authentic, they were not doing this crying.
00:21:10.000 Hey, y'all just want to pray?
00:21:13.000 This is like Jews crying about Nazis.
00:21:15.000 Oh, I guess they are.
00:21:17.000 Look at her.
00:21:24.000 This is crazy and scary on so many levels.
00:21:26.000 Let's have one level.
00:21:27.000 That would be great.
00:21:28.000 Give me a level.
00:21:30.000 We'll try to conquer that together.
00:21:31.000 God, she's got a lot of snot.
00:21:33.000 Blow your nose.
00:21:35.000 Blow lives matter.
00:21:37.000 Just like, like, say some words together or something because I don't know.
00:21:45.000 It's just like.
00:21:46.000 This is because of Big Floyd.
00:21:48.000 But anyway, whites treat blacks as pets.
00:21:52.000 Half whites treat their other half as a pet.
00:21:56.000 And it seems that they can occasionally rally in pets of their own.
00:22:00.000 So this is a Sikh.
00:22:02.000 I'm a fan of Sikhs.
00:22:03.000 My favorite East Asian.
00:22:06.000 But this fucking imbecile doesn't seem to know his own history.
00:22:11.000 So he's here as an immigrate.
00:22:13.000 We assume his father or his grandfather were immigrants.
00:22:17.000 As an immigrate to tell us that we suck and we're racist and all that stuff and we have to support Black Lives Matter.
00:22:23.000 If anyone should be on this side of the equation, especially when it comes to Islamophobia, it should be Sikhs.
00:22:29.000 It's not prejudice with the Sikhs and Islamophobia.
00:22:32.000 It's post-judice.
00:22:34.000 But anyway, let's see what he has to say via Amanda Seal.
00:22:38.000 The man on the face of the $20 bill.
00:22:40.000 Stop.
00:22:42.000 I have a $20 bill.
00:22:43.000 Trump is on the face of the $20 bill.
00:22:45.000 I'm not sure what he's talking about there.
00:22:48.000 Man who once offered up to 325 times that amount for the return of a runaway enslavement.
00:22:55.000 George Washington was literally a slave driver.
00:22:58.000 He was a ball buster.
00:22:59.000 He was very efficient about everything he did.
00:23:02.000 And yeah, he was brutal with the slaves, especially the one who escaped.
00:23:06.000 He's brutal with his men.
00:23:07.000 He was brutal with himself.
00:23:10.000 That's the way he was.
00:23:11.000 He was a fucking ball-busting hardass.
00:23:14.000 And you know what that brought us?
00:23:18.000 America.
00:23:20.000 We kicked the English out, the most powerful force in the country.
00:23:24.000 His ball-busting hard ass, which is cool if it's Charlize Theron chopping up fucking Russian bodyguards.
00:23:31.000 His hard assness brought us this country, a country so beautiful and so free that when the Sikhs were being persecuted and massacred by Muslims, they came here and they're still coming here.
00:23:43.000 And you know what?
00:23:44.000 We tend to welcome them because they tend to be a good job, tend to do a good job, assimilate.
00:23:48.000 They don't have that Muslim ethos of convert or die.
00:23:52.000 So we go, yeah, you're going to work hard.
00:23:54.000 You're going to own a store.
00:23:55.000 That's not taking a job, by the way.
00:23:56.000 That's creating jobs and creating convenience.
00:23:59.000 You're in, dude.
00:24:00.000 Come on in.
00:24:01.000 And the Sikh religion is about fighting for justice.
00:24:05.000 If you see someone in trouble, you're supposed to carry a dagger at all times and rip it out and save the lady.
00:24:09.000 Yeah, sounds good to me.
00:24:10.000 Sounds a hell lot better than fucking Muslims.
00:24:13.000 Including extra bonuses for every hundred lashes and fucking shit.
00:24:17.000 Listen, I'm sick of this shit.
00:24:18.000 So he's talking about the late 1700s.
00:24:21.000 Yeah.
00:24:22.000 Sorry if people from hundreds of years ago are antiquated.
00:24:27.000 Do you want to get into history?
00:24:28.000 Do you want to get into the treatment of Sikhs?
00:24:31.000 How about this?
00:24:32.000 In 1762, Sikhs had a fucking holocaust.
00:24:37.000 The Duran-Duranian Empire, the Duranian Empire was taking over, they were Afghani and they were taking over what's now Pakistan and Lahore and Punjab, where Sikhs are today.
00:24:49.000 And they decided to do the old trick that they do.
00:24:53.000 It's still a very handy trick today, where you torture women and children, kill them, massacre them, and it demoralizes the men.
00:25:00.000 So they tried that and it worked great, by the way.
00:25:02.000 They did an excellent job.
00:25:04.000 Muslims have killed about a million Sikhs.
00:25:06.000 And in the Sikh Holocaust of 1762, the Duranian Empire murdered 10,000 to 20,000 Sikh women and children, unarmed, not soldiers, slit their throats, carved them up with swords, stabbed them to death,
00:25:22.000 burned them alive.
00:25:23.000 This is 1762.
00:25:25.000 This is the same era this asshole is talking about with George Washington.
00:25:31.000 Three years before the American Revolution, this guy had 10,000 to 20,000 of his women and children killed.
00:25:37.000 But what's his focus on?
00:25:38.000 George Washington was mean.
00:25:40.000 He had slaves.
00:25:41.000 Yeah, where did the slave trade come from?
00:25:43.000 The people who massacred you, Arab Muslims, were the facilitators of the slave trade.
00:25:48.000 And they did it before and after the West.
00:25:51.000 We didn't start slavery.
00:25:52.000 We ended it.
00:25:53.000 But they're continuing it in their own little enclave.
00:25:56.000 You could buy a slave from a Muslim in Libya today for 400 Bucks.
00:26:01.000 Where's that justice, you cunt?
00:26:03.000 Yeah.
00:26:04.000 He was a master planter.
00:26:06.000 He fertilized American soil with Native American bodies.
00:26:10.000 You can tell this is written by a white blackophile.
00:26:14.000 We're so far removed.
00:26:16.000 We've got 60 degrees of separation from the truth here.
00:26:19.000 This was written by a white dude who is into black, probably took African-American studies, and he has that sort of black cadence.
00:26:25.000 And now he's giving it to a Sikh to recite in order to get Sikhs to vote DNC, by the way.
00:26:32.000 They're trying to get, they know with the minority vote, they could win.
00:26:35.000 But the only way you get the minority vote is to scare everyone into thinking that America's a racist Klansman rally, and you'll get killed if you don't vote them out.
00:26:44.000 Like Joe Biden said, they're going to have you all in chains.
00:26:48.000 So he hydrated the southern cotton fields with the blood and sweat of free black labor.
00:26:52.000 So I think there's two piles of bodies that are in American history now.
00:26:57.000 The Native Americans, dude, for the 50 billionth time, we fought them for 400 years.
00:27:05.000 They massacred us.
00:27:06.000 We fought against them.
00:27:07.000 We fought alongside them.
00:27:09.000 We worked with tribes to, we did deals with tribes to help them conquer other tribes.
00:27:14.000 They did deals with us to help conquer the French.
00:27:16.000 It was back and forth all over.
00:27:18.000 Eventually, superior firepower won out and we finally won after generations and generations of slaughter.
00:27:25.000 It's the longest war in American history, obviously.
00:27:28.000 And you want to talk about bodies?
00:27:30.000 You want to talk about a Holocaust?
00:27:32.000 620,000 bodies back then is equivalent to 5 million today.
00:27:36.000 That's an American Holocaust.
00:27:38.000 We lost 620,000 white men, abolishing slavery.
00:27:43.000 How about you're welcome?
00:27:46.000 Slave traders destroyed a million of you.
00:27:48.000 We abolished slavery and we're the fucking bad guys?
00:27:52.000 Fuck you.
00:27:54.000 And hydrated southern cotton fields with the blood and sweat of free black labor.
00:27:59.000 Such an icon of white supremacy was he that nearly 200 years after launching the violent displacement of 100,000 non-white bodies, the piece of paper was faced.
00:28:10.000 Like you have to learn this language.
00:28:12.000 So he's back to the Native Americans.
00:28:13.000 He's back to the American Indians.
00:28:15.000 We displaced 100,000 non-white bodies.
00:28:18.000 Yeah, do you know how far the Sikhs were pushed around by Muslims all over northern India?
00:28:24.000 You want to talk about displacing 100,000 bodies?
00:28:29.000 And that's what war is, dude.
00:28:32.000 How do you think borders are formed?
00:28:34.000 You think God just drew a map that looks like 2020 back when the earth began?
00:28:39.000 What was it?
00:28:40.000 4 billion years ago?
00:28:41.000 No.
00:28:42.000 Borders are formed by displacing bodies.
00:28:45.000 I hate this term fucking bodies.
00:28:48.000 You obviously don't believe it.
00:28:49.000 If you're able to avoid and totally ignore a holocaust of your own people, then you clearly don't care about bodies.
00:28:55.000 And again, if you look at pictures of the Civil War, you just see these fields.
00:28:59.000 These men didn't die of a bullet wound to the head.
00:29:01.000 They died of dysentery.
00:29:02.000 They died of infection.
00:29:03.000 They died with medics unable to help them alone in the battlefield, just sitting, rotting there.
00:29:09.000 They were literally fertilizer.
00:29:10.000 That was literally a holocaust.
00:29:12.000 The equivalent of 5 million today rotting on the battlefield.
00:29:15.000 Guess what, Seek?
00:29:17.000 You make me fucking seek.
00:29:18.000 No, I was wondering if I was going to squeeze in that pun.
00:29:21.000 Guess what, Seek?
00:29:23.000 History is brutal.
00:29:25.000 History is a lot like nature.
00:29:26.000 It's brutal.
00:29:28.000 It's ruthless.
00:29:29.000 It's heartless.
00:29:29.000 It's politically incorrect.
00:29:31.000 That's how we got here through a whole shitpile of trauma.
00:29:36.000 And you can't go back and selectively cherry-pick little details that help your narrative for this election because we've read books before and we know how much fucking disgusting violence there's been on all sides.
00:29:49.000 In fact, you know what's ironic?
00:29:51.000 Sikhs are pretty much the most innocent group that we've discussed this whole time.
00:29:56.000 You just got the wrong fucking perpetrators.
00:29:59.000 Sonic was all the authorization they needed to suffocate a man to death while the world watches.
00:30:04.000 Wait, pause.
00:30:06.000 So the reason that he's about to call him Big Floyd, by the way, I've already seen the beginning of this.
00:30:11.000 The reason Big Floyd was murdered was for the money.
00:30:15.000 Oh, wait, I get it now.
00:30:16.000 Counterfeit 20s.
00:30:18.000 Oh, that's why he's using a 20s the whole thing.
00:30:21.000 Yeah, George Floyd was a career criminal.
00:30:24.000 And here's another thing.
00:30:25.000 The cops were called.
00:30:28.000 Why'd you call the cops?
00:30:29.000 Why did society call the cops?
00:30:31.000 Cops are like soldiers.
00:30:32.000 They do what they're told.
00:30:33.000 So aren't you, isn't it their commanders responsible?
00:30:37.000 Isn't the democratic mayor responsible for his troops?
00:30:42.000 That's who went out and did this.
00:30:44.000 They were just following the orders of their boss, the mayor.
00:30:47.000 Isn't he responsible for having a brutal police force?
00:30:51.000 I mean, Stalin was responsible for his war crimes.
00:30:54.000 Hitler's responsible for what the Nazis did.
00:30:56.000 Why isn't the mayor responsible for this police brutality?
00:30:59.000 They're his police.
00:31:02.000 Was all the authorization they needed to suffocate a man to death while the world watched them do it.
00:31:07.000 Big Floyd was murdered.
00:31:09.000 He was not murdered by police.
00:31:12.000 He ate all of his fentanyl and fentanyl.
00:31:15.000 Is it fentanyl or fentanyl?
00:31:16.000 Fentanyl.
00:31:17.000 He ate all of his fentanyl and OD'd.
00:31:19.000 You can check the coroner's report for that.
00:31:21.000 We were not, as a society, worried about 20 bucks.
00:31:25.000 In a normal functioning society, you can't have counterfeit bills.
00:31:29.000 Can you have counterfeit bills?
00:31:30.000 Will I not get into trouble if I try to buy something with this?
00:31:33.000 And do you want a world where counterfeit bills are fine?
00:31:37.000 Do you understand what inflation is?
00:31:39.000 If everyone can print their own money, do you have any idea how much a burger will be?
00:31:44.000 Why don't you check in on Zimbabwe?
00:31:46.000 They decided they could just print endless money.
00:31:48.000 A burger in Zimbabwe at the peak of inflation was 14 million Zimbabwean dollars.
00:31:55.000 A long-distance phone call at the peak of Zimbabwean inflation was 20 million Zimbabwean dollars.
00:32:02.000 By the way, if you're thinking of getting as a gift anything Mugabe related is big, including Zimbabwean dollars.
00:32:09.000 If you can get me like a $10 billion note, I'd really appreciate that.
00:32:12.000 They're probably worth a buck.
00:32:13.000 So he was not murdered by cops.
00:32:16.000 This is a fucking lie that this actor is reciting that a white man who works for the DNC wrote in black vernacular in order to get you to scare you into voting.
00:32:27.000 Like, they're not even trying.
00:32:29.000 It's all a fucking shitty, half-assed tabloid by police outside of a grocery store.
00:32:37.000 Like, my uncles also operate grocery stores, liquor stores, mini-marts, and so on.
00:32:42.000 That whole generation followed a pretty simple formula.
00:32:45.000 Good.
00:32:45.000 You put your heads down, make your money, send your kids to good school.
00:32:49.000 Pause.
00:32:53.000 Yes?
00:32:54.000 Okay.
00:32:55.000 Is that bad now?
00:32:57.000 Like, just behave.
00:32:59.000 Don't kill anyone, and you're good with me.
00:33:01.000 Well, what if I want to kill someone?
00:33:03.000 What if I want to print some counterfeit dollars?
00:33:06.000 What if I want to eat all my fentanyl?
00:33:09.000 See, what that actually meant was, put your heads down and don't think about why this formula works out for you, but doesn't always work out for everyone else.
00:33:17.000 Yes, it does.
00:33:17.000 You get to own property in this neighborhood, but hold on, pause.
00:33:22.000 So, America's racist, right?
00:33:24.000 Sikhs can come here, bust their ass, and work and make tons of money, but black people may not.
00:33:30.000 If you bust your ass as a black person, own a store, you will never make any money.
00:33:36.000 What?
00:33:37.000 Where are you getting this from?
00:33:40.000 If you are a female newscaster who's kind of ugly with a big fat black nose and you're fat and short, you'll never become Oprah Winfrey.
00:33:49.000 Oprah Winfrey doesn't exist.
00:33:51.000 There's no way for blacks to make money.
00:33:53.000 What about African blacks who come here from Kenya and Nigeria and absolutely kick ass?
00:33:58.000 What about Sikhs?
00:34:00.000 If we're so racist, you, by the way, look way weirder than a normal looking black dude.
00:34:05.000 You have a dagger, you have a beard.
00:34:07.000 Your hair, they're not allowed to cut their hair or their beard.
00:34:10.000 So their beards have like a fishnet stocking on it to hold it, to stop it going down to ZZ top levels.
00:34:15.000 And their hair is like beyond their ass.
00:34:17.000 That's weird looking.
00:34:18.000 If you're a prejudiced, xenophobic bigot, you're going to go, whoa, no thanks.
00:34:22.000 But we go, whatever, dudes.
00:34:23.000 None of my beeswax.
00:34:25.000 So the fact that 62 is proof that we're not a racist society.
00:34:30.000 But what he's trying to convey here is that we only hate one race.
00:34:34.000 And not even that race, a certain division of that race.
00:34:38.000 Like we hate blacks, but not African blacks.
00:34:41.000 Is that what you're saying?
00:34:42.000 Because that is the shittiest argument I've ever heard.
00:34:47.000 Why you get to own property in this neighborhood, but the people who live here can't.
00:34:51.000 Okay, hold on.
00:34:53.000 He's bitching about Sikhs gentrifying the neighborhood.
00:34:57.000 Like, congratulations, dude.
00:34:58.000 You've successfully assimilated into white culture.
00:35:01.000 You're an ethnomasochist.
00:35:03.000 You have self-hatred.
00:35:04.000 Perfect.
00:35:05.000 You've emerged.
00:35:06.000 You're now an American.
00:35:07.000 You hate yourself.
00:35:08.000 And liquor stores like yours are in every corner, but fresh produce and after-school programs are pretty hard to come by.
00:35:15.000 This guy's an Uncle Tom.
00:35:17.000 Whoever wrote this for him has trained him to shit on Sikhs.
00:35:21.000 How do the Janta, what do they call him again?
00:35:24.000 There's that.
00:35:26.000 What is it?
00:35:26.000 Vali Janta?
00:35:27.000 Valijanta.
00:35:29.000 Valijanta.
00:35:31.000 Remember that subculture?
00:35:33.000 It's like farmer kids and the Sikhs, Sikh farmers want their children to take over the farm and be proud Sikhs.
00:35:43.000 And what do they do?
00:35:44.000 They just fucking get a Mercedes that they can't afford, get designer clothes, and hit on chicks.
00:35:59.000 It's not what his farmer dad wants for him.
00:36:06.000 It's funny that it's got that Cambodian thing.
00:36:10.000 The Southeast Asian plank.
00:36:19.000 Feminists are not fond of Valijanta.
00:36:21.000 Their whole subculture is about grabbing girls' asses.
00:36:24.000 Anyway, so unlike Valijantas, this guy has taken on white guilt, but now he's turned it into Sikh guilt.
00:36:31.000 And he's sitting here bitching about his uncles taking over the neighborhood and how fresh produce...
00:36:38.000 Why is fresh produce hard to come by in East New York and Harlem?
00:36:42.000 Because they don't make a dime.
00:36:44.000 Have you been to Harlem?
00:36:45.000 Have you been to black neighborhoods?
00:36:46.000 Harlem has lost all of its charm, all of its color.
00:36:49.000 There's maybe one Jamaican patty place on the street.
00:36:52.000 The rest is just dunkin' donuts, Popeyes, chains.
00:36:56.000 You know why?
00:36:56.000 Because that's all that works.
00:36:58.000 They tried fresh produce.
00:37:00.000 No one bought it.
00:37:01.000 In fact, when places like Whole Foods move into black neighborhoods, there's protests because they say, yo, you're trying to gentrify us shit with your stupid white food?
00:37:10.000 They don't like it.
00:37:10.000 It doesn't work.
00:37:12.000 Similarly, after-school programs are a flop because no one shows up.
00:37:17.000 This whole pandemic, I talked to teachers in the South Bronx.
00:37:20.000 They'll have a Zoom class with like 30 squares ready to rock.
00:37:24.000 There'll be two guys there because they start at 10 a.m.
00:37:26.000 So everyone's asleep.
00:37:28.000 And it's two guys playing video games.
00:37:29.000 And the teacher says, so you guys have any questions about the homework?
00:37:32.000 And they're like, no.
00:37:33.000 These are the nerds.
00:37:34.000 These are the teacher's pets.
00:37:36.000 The two guys playing video games.
00:37:37.000 And the teacher goes, all right, well, I'm not going to sit here and watch you play video games.
00:37:43.000 Bye.
00:37:44.000 Okay, later, teach.
00:37:48.000 In the South Bronx, there's kids who get $65, $75 for the year, and they only show up for the free lunches, literally.
00:37:56.000 Milton Friedman said there's no such thing as a free lunch.
00:37:58.000 There is in the South Bronx.
00:38:00.000 So they're gangsters who gangbang all day, go to school for a free lunch, and then go out and play.
00:38:04.000 Their teachers have not seen them all year.
00:38:08.000 75.
00:38:09.000 I got a 75.
00:38:11.000 I was in the special class for retards, and I had to go every day.
00:38:15.000 So yeah, fresh produce and after-school programs are hard to come by in black neighborhoods because it's called the free market supply and demand.
00:38:23.000 There is zero demand for these things.
00:38:28.000 And definitely don't consider a centuries-long history in this nation that includes slavery, legalized segregation.
00:38:35.000 Slavery, legalized segregation.
00:38:37.000 We'll get to this in a sec because blacks voluntarily segregate.
00:38:41.000 Even when they're in college, they want to have black proms.
00:38:43.000 If you try to move into a black neighborhood, try it.
00:38:46.000 Try to move into East New York with your family and see how well it goes for you.
00:38:50.000 So segregation has become a natural state for this country, for all races.
00:38:55.000 Slavery, we've already gone through.
00:38:57.000 I made up war on drugs.
00:39:00.000 Finally.
00:39:01.000 A salient point.
00:39:03.000 What are we?
00:39:04.000 Two-thirds of the way through this shit?
00:39:06.000 He finally says something.
00:39:08.000 We're what?
00:39:09.000 We're not even halfway through.
00:39:11.000 Criminalization of black and brown bodies.
00:39:14.000 What the fuck does he?
00:39:15.000 What are you talking about?
00:39:15.000 Bodies?
00:39:16.000 We've been through bodies.
00:39:16.000 I talked about the 620,000 on the fields in the south of the Civil War.
00:39:21.000 I talked about your people's 10,000 to 20,000 dead bodies.
00:39:25.000 Let's say 20,000.
00:39:28.000 But you're talking about black and brown bodies?
00:39:31.000 The fuck does this even mean?
00:39:33.000 Like, it implies that cops are just killing Mexicans and blacks and just throwing the bodies in a heap.
00:39:38.000 Bodies.
00:39:40.000 This is a white academic thing where you use certain words to inspire a thought.
00:39:47.000 And when you say bodies, what do you think of?
00:39:49.000 You think of the Holocaust, you think of mass graves.
00:39:53.000 Oh, by the way, speaking of mass graves, before we got here, Indians were murdering each other in gigantic Holocaust, gigantic slaughters.
00:40:03.000 And they had mass graves.
00:40:05.000 We've since discovered massive mounds of Indian bodies murdered by Indians.
00:40:09.000 So bodies, if you want to get into history, are ubiquitous.
00:40:14.000 That's how history works.
00:40:16.000 There's piles of bodies.
00:40:17.000 Sorry.
00:40:22.000 That includes slavery, legalized segregation, a made-up war on drugs, criminalization of black and brown bodies, immunity for police officers when they commit crimes.
00:40:32.000 This is just a lie.
00:40:34.000 This is what I've noticed with the DNC on this campaign.
00:40:36.000 We've got, what, 67 days left?
00:40:38.000 And they've just said, fuck it.
00:40:39.000 Let's just double down on everything.
00:40:41.000 Just lie.
00:40:41.000 Trump grabbed a woman by the pussy.
00:40:44.000 He said all Mexicans are rapists.
00:40:46.000 And he said Nazis are very good people.
00:40:49.000 I know some people will look that up and see that it's bullshit, but I'm going to guess a good 60% will just take it at face value.
00:40:55.000 Let's just lie.
00:40:57.000 So officers get no, none of them are charged.
00:41:00.000 The guy who stuffed that fucking plunger up Amadou Diallo's ass, Justin Volpe, he's partying right now.
00:41:07.000 They bought him a house in Puerto Verta.
00:41:12.000 And that's just to name a few.
00:41:13.000 So what did we do?
00:41:14.000 We put our heads down.
00:41:16.000 We turned those Jacksons into Benjamins and those Benjamins into Benzons.
00:41:20.000 You're welcome.
00:41:23.000 You come from a place, Punjab, where Sikhs are from, is at the top of India.
00:41:27.000 It's right next to Pakistan.
00:41:29.000 The same area that's been terrorizing them for centuries.
00:41:33.000 They come here because they're sick of being murdered and terrorized.
00:41:36.000 We bring them in, and the next thing you know, they have a Mercedes-Benz.
00:41:40.000 Maybe don't complain.
00:41:42.000 Maybe don't call us shitty, disgusting racists with the horrible history.
00:41:46.000 Your area's history is way worse than America's.
00:41:51.000 The fucking civil war that created Pakistan and India was a bloodbath.
00:41:56.000 It still is.
00:41:58.000 Maybe focus on Muslims for a change.
00:42:01.000 If you speak to a Sikh and he's not bitching about Muslims, he's full of shit.
00:42:05.000 There's a Sikh saying, actually, it's one of the least catchy sayings I've ever heard.
00:42:09.000 Maybe it sounds nicer in Punjabi, but it is, take your arm, dip it into oil all the way down, then cover it with sunflower seeds.
00:42:20.000 That is the many times, that's how many times a Muslim lies in one day.
00:42:26.000 I think you could be a little more succinct with your colloquialisms there, Vali Janta.
00:42:31.000 We became well-educated, well-to-do, and well, in this country, how?
00:42:36.000 We complied with the status quo that keeps telling us that we're almost there, but just not quite dumb enough until we shed every last remnant of our heritage.
00:42:44.000 Wait, pause.
00:42:45.000 So we let Sikhs get to a certain level, which sounded like pretty high level.
00:42:50.000 It sounded like a hell of a lot higher than the average American salary.
00:42:52.000 In fact, I would wager that Sikhs have a higher average American salary than whites.
00:42:57.000 Whites, I think, are $55,000 a year.
00:43:00.000 It's pretty much the same as the national average because we're the majority.
00:43:04.000 But I bet Sikhs are doing much better than that.
00:43:06.000 And he's talking about Mercedes-Benz, nice areas, but we're almost there.
00:43:10.000 What is there?
00:43:11.000 You want to be as rich as fucking, what's his name?
00:43:15.000 What's the black guy?
00:43:16.000 Tracy Morgan?
00:43:18.000 Well, you got to pretend that you got a brain injury from a Walmart truck if you want to get that rich.
00:43:23.000 But what's this almost there shit?
00:43:25.000 And shedding every part of your heritage?
00:43:28.000 You know what the NYPD says about these excessive beards and turbans?
00:43:31.000 No problem.
00:43:32.000 That's your religion.
00:43:33.000 You can be a cop.
00:43:35.000 Who tells Sikhs, even boxing, professional boxing, you can have a beard if you're a Sikh.
00:43:40.000 Go bananas.
00:43:41.000 So who keeps telling you to shed your heritage?
00:43:44.000 Your heritage is about the most Western compatible heritage out of all the different cultures there are, maybe even including black.
00:43:52.000 Except, of course, for the ones that can be exploited for a diversity initiative or sold for profit.
00:43:57.000 So hold on.
00:43:58.000 And in the meantime.
00:43:59.000 So the reason that we let Sikhs have all these stores, and by the way, what does let mean?
00:44:03.000 Like, it's illegal to discriminate against someone based on their religious or ethnic heritage.
00:44:08.000 And it's even more illegal to tell someone they can't open a store and help the market and employ people and provide goods for the area because they have a fucking turban on.
00:44:19.000 What planet are you living on?
00:44:22.000 Initiative or sold for profit.
00:44:24.000 And in the meantime, we got all our music.
00:44:27.000 This is where it gets fucked up.
00:44:29.000 He's now being black.
00:44:33.000 And in the meantime, we got all our music, culture, fashion, sports, and heroes.
00:44:37.000 Oh, no, sorry, sorry, sorry.
00:44:38.000 I'm wrong.
00:44:39.000 So he's saying we.
00:44:42.000 So I guess we, now we're in the same boat as him?
00:44:44.000 This guy's like a little fucking game of frogger going from black to brown bodies.
00:44:49.000 Now he's a white body.
00:44:51.000 So just go back a bit there.
00:44:54.000 We have to give up all our heritage.
00:44:56.000 Oh yeah, that's a point I wanted to make.
00:44:58.000 So we won't let, say, Indians be doctors if they, you know, if the woman, married woman, refuses to remove the dot from her forehead.
00:45:06.000 Like this idea that there's a ceiling for minorities, go to your local hospital.
00:45:11.000 There's a lot of brown bodies there fixing white bodies.
00:45:15.000 There's a lot of bodies of all shapes and colors in hospitals.
00:45:18.000 Medicine is such a rare gift and you need such a high intellect that we literally can't afford to turn people away.
00:45:25.000 If you want to do the 12 years of med school, come on in.
00:45:29.000 The Initiative or sold for profit.
00:45:32.000 And in the meantime, we got all our music, culture, fashion.
00:45:37.000 You stole rap from us.
00:45:38.000 No, we gave you every opportunity.
00:45:41.000 In America in 2020, you can be a surgeon, you can be a broker, you can be a race car driver, absolutely fucking anything.
00:45:50.000 You can be a golfer like Tiger Woods, anything.
00:45:54.000 Now, the free market, I've noticed in the free market, the basketball you tend to thrive at.
00:45:59.000 Rap, you tend to thrive at.
00:46:01.000 Instead of going, okay, well, we'd rather you did this.
00:46:03.000 We go, okay, if that's your thing, go bananas.
00:46:07.000 Go become a millionaire doing that.
00:46:10.000 They're talking like we live in a Stalinist dictatorship where we say, you have to do this, you have to do that.
00:46:16.000 No, we don't.
00:46:17.000 We say, if that's your thing, if you want to run a bodega, Mr. Seek, go Bananes.
00:46:22.000 We encourage you.
00:46:25.000 Community of people.
00:46:26.000 Just pause.
00:46:27.000 I hate this idea that we're allotting careers.
00:46:30.000 All right.
00:46:30.000 Tall basketball player.
00:46:32.000 I mean, tall black man, basketball.
00:46:35.000 No, I would love to play in the NBA.
00:46:37.000 I suck and I'm 5'10 and a half.
00:46:40.000 How am I going to get in there?
00:46:42.000 Well, can you allot that to me?
00:46:43.000 Can you decide I'm in the NBA?
00:46:46.000 It's so crazy, too, that sports has crept in with this, to this bullshit, fucking communism crap.
00:46:53.000 How is something that is so dependent on meritocracy biased?
00:46:58.000 Do you think short Chinese men are not in the NBA because of bias?
00:47:02.000 They're just allowed to go that far, but not to the NBA.
00:47:06.000 Fuck you.
00:47:09.000 Community of people without ever having to reckon with the fact that we have been complicit in the violence.
00:47:15.000 So we get sports and culture and all this stuff without ever having to reconcile the fact that in the violence against their way and their very existence all along, we haven't had to recognize.
00:47:27.000 I haven't gone more than a minute without recognizing it.
00:47:30.000 I drive down the highway.
00:47:31.000 There's billboard after billboard forcing me to recognize it.
00:47:34.000 There's songs.
00:47:35.000 I'm trying to watch the game.
00:47:37.000 I lost the Mets to this shit.
00:47:38.000 They walk off the field because of some made-up police brutality shit.
00:47:43.000 All we do is reconcile all day.
00:47:46.000 And America's sick of it.
00:47:48.000 We listened for half a century.
00:47:50.000 The day Martin Luther King was shot, we all went, okay, what's happening?
00:47:54.000 We had affirmative action.
00:47:55.000 We had welfare.
00:47:56.000 We had so much welfare and social programs.
00:47:59.000 We basically had reparations at this point.
00:48:01.000 You got the money already that you were asking for.
00:48:03.000 It's like time served.
00:48:05.000 You've already done your time finances.
00:48:09.000 And then after 50 years, we went, all right, you know what?
00:48:13.000 You're writing.
00:48:14.000 You're burning America down.
00:48:15.000 We're done.
00:48:16.000 I'm going to live over here.
00:48:17.000 You live over there.
00:48:18.000 Silent apartheid.
00:48:20.000 We're done.
00:48:20.000 I'm done reconciling.
00:48:21.000 So without ever having to reconcile, no, without reconciling infinitely, we've given up.
00:48:32.000 I didn't say reconcile.
00:48:33.000 I said reconciliation.
00:48:33.000 We kept our heads down.
00:48:34.000 Now the joke's on us.
00:48:37.000 You've popped around so much.
00:48:39.000 I don't know who us is anymore.
00:48:40.000 Remember it was we we got our culture from, and now the joke's on us.
00:48:44.000 Are you a Sikh?
00:48:44.000 Are you white?
00:48:45.000 Or are you black?
00:48:47.000 Plans and everything we knew to escape poverty.
00:48:50.000 Pause.
00:48:50.000 Bullshit.
00:48:51.000 Oh, there you go.
00:48:52.000 Yeah, escape violent conditions.
00:48:55.000 From whom?
00:48:57.000 Would you mind recognizing, and you're obsessed with slavery, so I assume you're aware of the Arab Muslim slave trade.
00:49:03.000 Who was providing these violent conditions?
00:49:06.000 And by the way, you escaped here.
00:49:09.000 You got here.
00:49:10.000 And you're in a fucking bodega.
00:49:12.000 Look at all this beer.
00:49:16.000 Do you know how hard it is to get that much beer in Pakistan?
00:49:19.000 I believe it's illegal.
00:49:21.000 I think alcohol is illegal in Pakistan.
00:49:23.000 It's illegal in most Muslim countries.
00:49:25.000 How about a escape?
00:49:26.000 How about a thank you?
00:49:29.000 Poverty to escape violent conditions, to escape systemic oppression.
00:49:34.000 And this whole time, we remain silent while we watch those very same things happen to a group of people who are just slightly different from ourselves.
00:49:42.000 I'm lost with these we's.
00:49:43.000 So now you're back.
00:49:45.000 Like we escaped.
00:49:46.000 Okay, so now he's Sikh.
00:49:48.000 And we just saw, we ignored what was happening to a group of people.
00:49:51.000 So now he's shitting on Sikhs, I guess.
00:49:53.000 Can you go back a little bit here?
00:49:55.000 First, I have to align what we means, and then I have to figure out what he's saying.
00:50:00.000 We remain silent.
00:50:01.000 So now he's shitting on Sikhs.
00:50:03.000 I wonder if his Vollijanta's Sikh uncles are aware what they're doing and what his nephew's doing in his store.
00:50:11.000 Oh, he's coming by to do a video.
00:50:13.000 He's with the activist guys.
00:50:15.000 I think it's daddy good.
00:50:16.000 Okay, but he's shitting all over your religion, your people, and totally ignoring Muslim slaughter, the Muslims slaughtering you.
00:50:25.000 We remain silent while we watch those very same things happen to a group of people who are just slightly different from ourselves.
00:50:32.000 We no longer have time to keep our heads down.
00:50:34.000 Wait a minute.
00:50:35.000 Muslims killed, you had several.
00:50:38.000 When I say the Sikh Holocaust, there were several.
00:50:42.000 Muslims killed a million Sikhs, but I'm just talking about that one in 1762 because it was three years before the beginning of the American Revolution.
00:50:49.000 But this guy is saying that we come here and we see the same thing we saw in the Punjab.
00:50:53.000 Really?
00:50:54.000 So we're slaughtering 1 million blacks, just slaughtering them.
00:50:59.000 Maybe this whole video is for Planned Parenthood, because the only time the numbers add up is if he's talking about Planned Parenthood.
00:51:06.000 Not now, not ever again.
00:51:08.000 Not ever again.
00:51:09.000 No longer have time to keep our heads down.
00:51:11.000 Not now, not ever again.
00:51:14.000 Listen to and learn from black voices.
00:51:18.000 Donate your time and your money.
00:51:20.000 This is the whole crux of it here.
00:51:23.000 The DNC is paying for this here.
00:51:26.000 To black-led organizations and black causes.
00:51:30.000 So black-led organizations, black causes.
00:51:32.000 And by the way, how much has BLM got so far?
00:51:35.000 How about BLM take some of their, I'm going to say a billion dollars now?
00:51:40.000 Hundreds of millions of dollars they've received from Nike and Starbucks and all these other companies that get vandalized by Black Lives Matter and Antif at the same time.
00:51:49.000 I don't quite understand that, but maybe someone can explain it to me.
00:51:54.000 How about some of that money goes into the black community, like say fresh produce or after-school programs.
00:52:00.000 Not a fucking red cent has gone into a black college fund.
00:52:04.000 You know what BLM does with his money?
00:52:05.000 It does exactly what the SPLC does: it expands and devotes more money to fundraising.
00:52:12.000 The beast keeps growing.
00:52:13.000 Beast Lives Matter.
00:52:16.000 Growing with more and more money, raising more and more money.
00:52:20.000 And then they ask, what do they do?
00:52:21.000 What do they do with their money?
00:52:22.000 They do this.
00:52:23.000 They get a seek to get out there with black mannerisms and say, donate more money to BLM.
00:52:29.000 This video came from BLM Money.
00:52:32.000 You are watching a fake charity use its donation money to raise more money for itself.
00:52:38.000 And of course, they get the support of the DNC by demanding blacks vote.
00:52:46.000 Learn and vote in your federal and local races.
00:52:50.000 So vote or they'll have you all in chains.
00:52:53.000 This is Moore Biden.
00:52:54.000 Oh, look, he looks funny there.
00:52:58.000 Whoa, I just tuned into what the fuck I'm saying.
00:53:01.000 Wow, where am I?
00:53:02.000 Maybe he was drugged.
00:53:05.000 The drugs just wore off.
00:53:06.000 He's like, whoa, hey, they have me shitting on Sikh culture in my uncle's fucking bodega, no less.
00:53:13.000 Your vote matters if it's crazy as hell of all.
00:53:16.000 Yeah, how does the black vote matter if blacks are human garbage?
00:53:21.000 And their bodies don't matter.
00:53:23.000 Bodies.
00:53:25.000 Bodies.
00:53:29.000 Here he is again.
00:53:31.000 Finally sobering up.
00:53:42.000 This is one of the weirdest parts.
00:53:44.000 So I guess the writer thought, it's getting kind of obvious that I just have this Sikh puppet that's parroting what I wrote about black people and pretending I'm a black person that wrote it.
00:53:55.000 God, I would kill to see the writer of this.
00:53:57.000 Kill.
00:53:59.000 So he has to throw in a token Sikh thing.
00:54:02.000 And this Sikh's problem is with India's inherent classism.
00:54:07.000 No mention of Pakistan.
00:54:09.000 Pakistan has all of this casteism, colorism, sexism, Muslim supremacy.
00:54:14.000 Muslim supremacy is destroying the Punjab.
00:54:18.000 It's destroying Sikhism.
00:54:20.000 But his problem is with India.
00:54:23.000 India, the ones fighting Pakistan with them on their behalf.
00:54:27.000 Punjab, the border of Punjab and India, is constantly attacked by Pakistan.
00:54:34.000 Kashmir is a civil war right now with Indian soldiers shooting at Muslims and back and forth, trying to maintain the borders.
00:54:41.000 India is Punjab's best friend.
00:54:45.000 They're at war.
00:54:46.000 They're essentially at war with India and Punjab are at war with Pakistan.
00:54:49.000 I don't care what you say.
00:54:51.000 And his problem is the inherent casteism, which is class, you know, the casteism, of India and sexism.
00:54:59.000 Yeah, India has their problems.
00:55:01.000 If you want to look at problems, you may want to look to your neighbor, Pakistan, especially when it comes to sexism, where, thanks to the Quran, a woman who gets raped has half the value of testimony as the rapist.
00:55:14.000 Is that not a thing?
00:55:16.000 No.
00:55:16.000 Can't criticize Muslims because a lot of blacks are Muslims.
00:55:20.000 And that's what we're going for here is votes, not reality, not truth.
00:55:27.000 Unless you're also dealing with the casteism, colorism, sexism, Hindu supremacy, and support of state-sanctioned violence that's running around freely in your own industry.
00:55:38.000 Black Lives Matter.
00:55:41.000 Bing bong.
00:55:43.000 Oh, he let a white guy out first.
00:55:44.000 That was cool.
00:55:48.000 Pawns.
00:55:51.000 The DNC is treating blacks as pets and training them to wrangle up their own pets.
00:55:57.000 And these pets are making absolute fucking fools of themselves.
00:56:01.000 The good news is immigrants are assimilating and adopting our culture of self-hatred.
00:56:15.000 I bought a $53 Ralph Loren belt.
00:56:18.000 Dang.
00:56:19.000 Well, my last belt I got on the streets of New York for like 25, 30 bucks, and it lasted me 12 years.
00:56:29.000 And this one, it tightens, you know, it varies.
00:56:32.000 The tightening varies.
00:56:34.000 So 50 bucks for 15 years?
00:56:37.000 That's a good deal.
00:56:38.000 What are you looking up there?
00:56:40.000 There's this great quote I just heard recently about buying stuff that's a little expensive.
00:56:45.000 You buy it once and then you pa ba-da.
00:56:48.000 You don't need to be learning why to buy expensive ship.
00:56:51.000 I told you how to buy stuff.
00:56:52.000 Can I afford it?
00:56:54.000 No.
00:56:54.000 Is it a good deal?
00:56:56.000 Do I need it?
00:56:58.000 There's five things.
00:56:59.000 We'll talk about belts.
00:57:00.000 Talking about things that you need.
00:57:02.000 I needed it.
00:57:03.000 My old belt broke.
00:57:04.000 I can afford it.
00:57:06.000 Is a good deal?
00:57:07.000 That's debatable.
00:57:10.000 And I forget the other two.
00:57:12.000 You should have been pulling them up as we were talking.
00:57:16.000 What's that?
00:57:18.000 The criteria for buying something.
00:57:20.000 Can I afford it?
00:57:22.000 Is it a good deal?
00:57:25.000 We want to look at the text that you just said?
00:57:27.000 Can I afford it?
00:57:28.000 Is it a good deal?
00:57:33.000 So, am I looking for a bumper sticker or?
00:57:36.000 No, you're looking for the five things.
00:57:37.000 This is a commonly known thing.
00:57:40.000 Bumper sticker?
00:57:41.000 Yeah, people have bumper stickers on their car to help you decide how you should shop.
00:57:46.000 Just out of the goodness of their hearts.
00:57:51.000 Ryan, it's like the five criteria for buying something.
00:57:57.000 Okay, I'm moving over to my computer.
00:57:59.000 This is your boss taking over your job.
00:58:03.000 This is not good.
00:58:06.000 The image on the screen is all fucked up.
00:58:11.000 Five things to know to buy.
00:58:15.000 Can I afford it?
00:58:23.000 Affordability calendars, five things to know.
00:58:26.000 How much can I afford?
00:58:28.000 Is it a good deal?
00:58:30.000 Let's try.
00:58:30.000 Is it a good deal?
00:58:36.000 Five rules to buy.
00:58:39.000 Okay, maybe this is five things.
00:58:44.000 Alright, this is maybe a little harder than I thought.
00:58:50.000 Home affordability card.
00:58:52.000 That's annoying.
00:58:58.000 Home lost in car mortgages.
00:59:00.000 Three ways to know if you could really afford something.
00:59:03.000 Can you afford it?
00:59:05.000 Is it a good deal?
00:59:07.000 Do you need it?
00:59:09.000 Let me try that.
00:59:13.000 A deal is only a deal if you can afford it.
00:59:16.000 I found another thing.
00:59:17.000 First question you should be asking when evaluating Black Friday deals is, can you afford it?
00:59:25.000 Sounds like you're settling for something that isn't what you were talking about.
00:59:28.000 There's this, financial debt, step-by-step guide to tell if you could truly afford something.
00:59:32.000 Can you afford it?
00:59:33.000 No, I think I got it.
00:59:34.000 Are you saving?
00:59:35.000 Oh.
00:59:36.000 Make a list of what you need and stick to the list.
00:59:39.000 So that says, do I need it?
00:59:42.000 Decide how much you want to spend and don't spend more.
00:59:45.000 Is it within my budget?
00:59:47.000 Allot some money for splurging.
00:59:49.000 That's irrelevant.
00:59:50.000 Don't count on rebates.
00:59:51.000 That's stupid.
00:59:51.000 Don't feel pressure.
00:59:53.000 You're right.
00:59:53.000 That's not what I want.
00:59:54.000 Is there like a definitive...
00:59:55.000 There is the definitive thing, though, but it's...
00:59:56.000 There is a definitive thing.
00:59:57.000 I remember it.
00:59:58.000 Can I afford it?
00:59:58.000 Is it a good deal?
01:00:00.000 Do I need it?
01:00:01.000 I think it'd be easier to search by the author.
01:00:03.000 I think if you just stuck with those three, we'd be pretty good.
01:00:05.000 That's fine.
01:00:05.000 That's a good amount of things.
01:00:07.000 I'm annoyed now.
01:00:09.000 Wait, go back to the green screen for a second there.
01:00:12.000 There was a real clear politics article about the Arab-Muslim slave trade.
01:00:18.000 Despite years of Black History Februaries, many know little to nothing about the vast role played by Arab and Muslim slavers in the African slave trade.
01:00:28.000 The practice began centuries before Europeans, slavers bought and imported slaves out of Africa and continued well after European slavery ended.
01:00:38.000 I know people at home might say, wait a minute, Gavin, you keep saying the West didn't start slavery, but the West ended it.
01:00:43.000 And now you're saying Arab Muslims continue to trade slaves, so you didn't end it.
01:00:47.000 Well, we ended it as far as reality goes, as far as the Western world, as far as things that matter.
01:00:53.000 Yes, there are people who still sell slaves in Africa, but there's people who fuck babies to cure AIDS in Africa.
01:01:00.000 There's people in Africa who chop open bald men's heads because they think there's gold in them.
01:01:06.000 I can't be responsible for all the world's failures, but I can be, as a Western man, responsible for the West.
01:01:11.000 And the West is kicking ass.
01:01:13.000 All right, so let's talk about racism, shall we?
01:01:15.000 Because it's rammed down our throats.
01:01:17.000 This is a thing.
01:01:17.000 I was asked in a cameo about white culture, what it is.
01:01:22.000 And I said, the funny thing about white culture is it's the least racially specific culture there is.
01:01:28.000 Like, white culture is just a culture of non-racial specificity.
01:01:33.000 It's more like Western culture.
01:01:36.000 And we only get white about it if you start telling us we suck.
01:01:40.000 And then we go, actually, we literally rule.
01:01:43.000 But before we see that, we're like, come on in, follow the golden rule.
01:01:47.000 Do unto others as they would do unto you.
01:01:50.000 And we're good.
01:01:52.000 Treat people how you want to be treated.
01:01:55.000 But when you start shitting on us, then we start getting mad.
01:01:58.000 And that's when you see our whiteness come out.
01:02:00.000 But before that, we don't really push it.
01:02:02.000 You notice the stigma you get with white pride.
01:02:05.000 You don't get that with black pride, any other pride.
01:02:07.000 That's because we eschew that generally.
01:02:10.000 And I think it's a good thing.
01:02:12.000 I can see some far-right viewers getting mad.
01:02:16.000 But the situation we're in today is white people suck, white people suck.
01:02:20.000 Okay.
01:02:21.000 That's when I start going, let me look into this.
01:02:24.000 And before we get into that, though, why hasn't anyone, including us, talked about these 30 kids?
01:02:31.000 Yeah.
01:02:32.000 30 kids?
01:02:33.000 I think because the perps were black, but they discovered a sex trafficking bust.
01:02:40.000 Nearly 40, sorry, I thought it was 30.
01:02:42.000 Nearly 40 missing children rescued during Georgia's sex trafficking bust.
01:02:50.000 Where were the children from?
01:02:52.000 Now, I don't know the story.
01:02:53.000 I can't seem to get the whole picture, but five black shopdowns should be warehoused and not allowed to father children.
01:03:02.000 Is that another related thing?
01:03:04.000 I hate when they do that.
01:03:05.000 I know, it doesn't make sense.
01:03:06.000 It's so fucking irritating.
01:03:09.000 Operation not forgotten.
01:03:12.000 But where were the children from?
01:03:16.000 So this all happened in Atlanta, but you mean their ethnicity?
01:03:19.000 Like, are they?
01:03:19.000 They've got to be illegal alien kids that were used as fodder.
01:03:23.000 Yeah, there's a chance of that, yeah.
01:03:25.000 They arrested nine people.
01:03:27.000 Who are the children?
01:03:28.000 Where are they from?
01:03:29.000 Please tell us the story.
01:03:33.000 Maya do amos bandale.
01:03:35.000 We've got two Garcias so far.
01:03:37.000 Yeah.
01:03:38.000 Bailey, Irish name.
01:03:39.000 Big-level crime in America.
01:03:40.000 You're going to find it's blacks, Hispanics, maybe some Muslims.
01:03:47.000 But where were the children from?
01:03:50.000 Like the idea that there's going to be 80 parents going, oh, my baby, 80 white parents who look like the St. Louis couple going, oh, our child is finally saved.
01:04:00.000 That's just, you know, that didn't happen.
01:04:01.000 That's not what's going on.
01:04:02.000 So where are these fucking children from?
01:04:05.000 I can't get the story right.
01:04:07.000 And when I looked up the perps, look up like convicted or whatever, the child traffickers.
01:04:16.000 It's a very black looking gang.
01:04:19.000 And that's kind of the theme of where we're going with today's show is we weren't bitching about crime.
01:04:26.000 We were just arresting criminals.
01:04:28.000 We were very microcosmic about it.
01:04:31.000 All right, this was a crime.
01:04:32.000 Put him in jail.
01:04:33.000 You started accusing me of being a racist asshole who was just picking people because they're black.
01:04:38.000 So then I started looking into it.
01:04:40.000 And that's what this show does.
01:04:41.000 Okay.
01:04:42.000 So imagine 40 missing black children were discovered to be trafficked by white guys.
01:04:50.000 Boy, that was an irritating picture they used.
01:04:53.000 Does that guy want us to...
01:04:55.000 Do they think seeing that guy in that coat is going to make us want to subscribe?
01:05:00.000 So far, we're at two-thirds black.
01:05:04.000 There was nine arrested, yet.
01:05:05.000 Of 39 children.
01:05:07.000 Let's listen.
01:05:09.000 Healthcare of Atlanta Medical Director, Dr. Stephen Messner is behind me.
01:05:15.000 Thank you, doctor, for coming.
01:05:17.000 Let me say a few words, and then Attorney General Carr will say a few words.
01:05:22.000 And then the PBI says, There'll be zero substances.
01:05:27.000 I never listen to press conferences.
01:05:28.000 There's too many words already.
01:05:32.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:05:33.000 He had a background.
01:05:34.000 Yeah, a felony arms position.
01:05:36.000 That's nice.
01:05:36.000 I know.
01:05:38.000 Like the second you told me the headline, I know.
01:05:42.000 But I don't know who the kids were.
01:05:45.000 Yeah.
01:05:45.000 I don't think they're going to dox the kids, though.
01:05:49.000 You usually don't find like the victims with much info on that.
01:05:51.000 Sometimes you have to go to super far-right sites and be like, and then you work backwards verifying what you read from there.
01:06:00.000 Okay, should we just give up on that and maybe do it tomorrow?
01:06:03.000 What are you looking up?
01:06:05.000 Looking up specifically the, trying to find those victims there.
01:06:10.000 I've seen footage.
01:06:11.000 Well, they were children, no matter what.
01:06:13.000 Yeah, I know they were children.
01:06:15.000 There was not 40 suburban kids on their little bicycles who were pulled into a van and then set up in Belarus to be sex trafficked across the border after going in a shipping container.
01:06:27.000 It seemed like not all of them were liable at risk for being trafficked.
01:06:34.000 They were like missing children.
01:06:35.000 Like 13 of them, I think, were just missing children.
01:06:39.000 So they can come from.
01:06:41.000 They had been bred to be sex trafficked?
01:06:43.000 Yeah, they were either in danger of being trafficked in a situation where they were vulnerable to it.
01:06:49.000 All right.
01:06:49.000 No, thanks, Ryan.
01:06:51.000 That's what I read.
01:06:52.000 Let's start with the dive deep into that and see what we can tell you.
01:06:57.000 But it is alarming how scarce the details are about what should be the biggest story in the world.
01:07:04.000 In the world.
01:07:05.000 I don't give a shit about Big Floyd.
01:07:09.000 I don't give a shit about...
01:07:12.000 What was his name?
01:07:12.000 Jacob Blake?
01:07:14.000 I don't give a shit about him.
01:07:16.000 He's not indicative of a pattern.
01:07:17.000 It's an irrelevant death.
01:07:20.000 Sorry.
01:07:22.000 It is sub-spiderbite.
01:07:25.000 Six people a year die from spider bites.
01:07:28.000 Two innocent men are murdered by the police every year, and those police are punished.
01:07:34.000 End of phenomenon.
01:07:36.000 End of discussion.
01:07:37.000 Why are you burning America down?
01:07:38.000 Because you don't have Google?
01:07:40.000 Is that why?
01:07:43.000 Oh.
01:07:43.000 What's this?
01:07:45.000 Okay, yeah, yeah.
01:07:46.000 Oh, here, look.
01:07:47.000 In the Metro Atlanta alone, authorities estimate 300 young girls are lured into sex trafficking each month.
01:07:52.000 These are not children that are in some faraway land.
01:07:54.000 They're America's children.
01:07:55.000 They're kids that need to go.
01:07:56.000 So are you talking about like crackhead 15-year-olds that are encouraged to be prostitutes?
01:08:01.000 So it's like a pimp ring?
01:08:02.000 Could be 12, could be.
01:08:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:04.000 Because some of them of the arrested, their charges were enticing a minor to engage in sex trafficking or something like that.
01:08:12.000 Yeah, but I don't know what you mean by sex trafficking.
01:08:14.000 You're like taking them over state lines.
01:08:15.000 Turning them into a prostitute or something, like a taxi driver, like Harvey Keitel.
01:08:18.000 Yeah, see, again, no information.
01:08:21.000 Yeah, it is vague.
01:08:22.000 All right, let's start with you.
01:08:23.000 So yesterday's letter, we had that Instagram chick who said, I do my little arts and crafts.
01:08:29.000 And just like I said, don't subscribe to this network unless you cry at war movies.
01:08:35.000 I was joking.
01:08:36.000 We'll take whatever you, any subscribers, we'll take them all.
01:08:39.000 Except maybe pedophiles.
01:08:42.000 And I started looking at her Instagram page, and I thought the people who support her are the people who support these riots and everything.
01:08:48.000 And it was a really good sort of look at the fucking idiots who believe these crazy narratives.
01:08:55.000 This woman, Mary Engelbright, she also said, don't look at my drawings and my art if you don't support BLM.
01:09:06.000 So this is what we're being denied.
01:09:08.000 That's not for us.
01:09:09.000 Damn it.
01:09:11.000 Nope.
01:09:12.000 Can't see her daughter in the pool.
01:09:14.000 Of course, Malcolm X. Oh, look at this one.
01:09:17.000 My work here is almost done.
01:09:19.000 They've got Donald Trump in a place where in a Dem run city with a Democratic governor who refused Trump's help in a burnt out shithole from a Black Lives Matter rally that is all about hating Trump,
01:09:35.000 and Trump is the guy to blame.
01:09:38.000 This is why we protest.
01:09:40.000 And then it has Kyle Rittenhouse who turned himself into police and a serial rapist, child molester.
01:09:49.000 It was an underage girl that he raped, being shot after threatening to kill police.
01:09:54.000 Like, what a fuck.
01:09:55.000 This is what we're up against.
01:09:57.000 These stupid liberal moms who have, it's funny that she looks like she illustrates children's books because this is her, her life is like a, that's her brain.
01:10:09.000 Her brain is a little macrame mushroom fucking heart.
01:10:16.000 I, hmm.
01:10:18.000 He's rigging the election right now.
01:10:20.000 Yeah, with Russia.
01:10:21.000 We can't enjoy this art, dude.
01:10:24.000 That sucks.
01:10:25.000 That art is not for us.
01:10:27.000 Correct.
01:10:28.000 For any of you five-year-olds that vote for Trump, you can't lighten these blankets.
01:10:35.000 She's so tedious.
01:10:38.000 She's such a weak and tedious human being, but she votes.
01:10:42.000 Why do we let women vote?
01:10:44.000 They should stay at the seaside.
01:10:47.000 Anyway, go to 16.
01:10:52.000 So I went a little too deep.
01:10:54.000 This is one second.
01:10:54.000 So that is 1.6?
01:10:55.000 The other one?
01:10:57.000 Okay, I think there's two more.
01:11:02.000 No, there is only one.
01:11:03.000 I meant 1.7, I guess.
01:11:06.000 That's the original.
01:11:07.000 So go to 17.
01:11:14.000 So this is the woman who said, civility won't save us.
01:11:17.000 Look at that cake.
01:11:19.000 Civility won't save us.
01:11:22.000 We need to riot.
01:11:23.000 You won't listen to us unless we riot.
01:11:25.000 Did you try civility?
01:11:28.000 Because it's pretty effective.
01:11:30.000 In fact, your lack of civility, remember Hillary saying we will not be civil.
01:11:35.000 Anatifa said the same thing the night of my talk, the note they left on the Republican club's door.
01:11:43.000 We will not be civil.
01:11:47.000 Yeah.
01:11:48.000 See, this pisses me off.
01:11:50.000 Because when you tell me Black Futures Matter, the implication is that I think they don't.
01:11:56.000 So it's like someone going up to you and going, hey, I don't rape kids.
01:12:01.000 And I go, what?
01:12:02.000 Are you saying I rape kids?
01:12:05.000 It's like with Neil and I when he's taking a piss in the bathroom and it says, I fuck arses.
01:12:09.000 And he goes, who fucks ausses?
01:12:11.000 I fuck ausses.
01:12:15.000 Keep going down there.
01:12:17.000 Oh yeah, so 1-8.
01:12:22.000 Wait, wait, wait, go back.
01:12:23.000 Did I just say defund public school?
01:12:26.000 No, defund police fund school.
01:12:28.000 Okay.
01:12:30.000 Oh, wait, so I saw this one.
01:12:31.000 I'd never heard of Cornelius Fredericks, right?
01:12:34.000 On April 29th, a youth, and this is where people are getting their news from.
01:12:38.000 Drawings.
01:12:39.000 Women get their news from drawings.
01:12:42.000 On April 29th at a youth facility in Michigan, staff improperly restrained 16-year-old Cornelius for 10 minutes because he threw a sandwich.
01:12:50.000 He said he couldn't breathe and went into cardiac arrest.
01:12:54.000 They waited 12 minutes before getting medical help.
01:12:57.000 He died two days later.
01:12:59.000 So you read that, and as a normal human American, you go, whoa.
01:13:04.000 That's really rough.
01:13:06.000 Holy crap.
01:13:08.000 Justice for Cornelius.
01:13:09.000 I agree.
01:13:10.000 So I looked into it.
01:13:14.000 1-8?
01:13:18.000 Oh, that's the 1-8.
01:13:19.000 That was 1-8?
01:13:21.000 Okay, so 1-9.
01:13:23.000 Wait, are you sure?
01:13:24.000 Shit.
01:13:25.000 Okay, so I'm ruining the ending now.
01:13:28.000 I thought I had a picture.
01:13:29.000 So you look at all the pictures of the fights and you look up, like, just Google him.
01:13:34.000 Google Cornelius Fredericks.
01:13:37.000 And you see these horrible white men running around in a cafeteria and you see, you're like, what the fuck?
01:13:43.000 What are you scared of black people?
01:13:44.000 You have normal instincts as a good person.
01:13:48.000 And you see, no, not a video.
01:13:50.000 I want to see images.
01:13:55.000 As a normal, good American Christian person, you hear this and your mind says things like, oh, you're scared of black people?
01:14:02.000 Yeah, that one in the corner there, below on your far left, that one.
01:14:11.000 So you see that picture and you see a white guy and you think, oh, I get it.
01:14:14.000 White people are scared of black people.
01:14:16.000 And one guy throws a fucking sandwich in your heart attack.
01:14:18.000 That was my first thought.
01:14:20.000 Because I'm, I guess, brainwashed.
01:14:22.000 I'd like to say a good person, but I think we're all very naive about the news.
01:14:27.000 And we see the little boy and we see him with the mask in his face.
01:14:31.000 And we go, what the fuck happened here?
01:14:34.000 Let's look at who did it.
01:14:36.000 Let's have a look at Zachary Solis.
01:14:40.000 There he is.
01:14:41.000 That's the guy who murdered Cornelius Fredericks.
01:14:44.000 Or let's look at his accomplice, Michael Mosley.
01:14:53.000 That should load soon.
01:14:56.000 There's a picture of this white, evil racist.
01:14:58.000 Yeah, let's see this Nazi skinhead.
01:15:00.000 Oh, so there was one white woman.
01:15:01.000 I guess she was the administrator.
01:15:05.000 But look at the pictures there.
01:15:06.000 That's the other guy.
01:15:07.000 That's Michael Mosley.
01:15:09.000 So this little picture about racism and how we have to stop killing black people left out the detail that he was killed by black people.
01:15:17.000 It was black-on-black violence.
01:15:21.000 There's your evil racist.
01:15:22.000 That might be a white Hispanic, though.
01:15:25.000 Yeah, that's the newest one.
01:15:26.000 There was a shooting last night, and they called it a white Hispanic.
01:15:29.000 Now, imagine it was a guy, that white Hispanic, was killed by a white cop.
01:15:33.000 Then it would be another brown body on the heap.
01:15:39.000 It would be super brown, totally not white.
01:15:43.000 Oh, by the way, the Punjabi guy is a rapper.
01:15:45.000 I don't know if you knew that.
01:15:46.000 I mentioned that.
01:15:47.000 Houdini.
01:15:48.000 We never checked it out.
01:15:50.000 I talked to it.
01:15:50.000 I said he wants to do rap and he wants to be accepted in this community, so he does videos like that.
01:15:58.000 He said, fuck the police.
01:15:59.000 Oh, fuck the police.
01:16:01.000 Yeah, remember Lord Jamal?
01:16:02.000 McAmore?
01:16:04.000 I've covered this.
01:16:06.000 I remember George Zimmerman.
01:16:08.000 He was a white guy, even though he's a Peruvian Jew.
01:16:12.000 Or the Filipino who sent bombs to all those people.
01:16:15.000 He was a white man, and they literally lightened him up in photographs.
01:16:20.000 I wish you could lighten me up right now.
01:16:22.000 I look like a sunburnt tomato toad.
01:16:29.000 What are you looking up?
01:16:32.000 Oh, is that all the examples of it?
01:16:35.000 Yeah, look how white they made him.
01:16:38.000 Anyway, this was interesting.
01:16:41.000 So the thesis here is that America sees blacks as less human.
01:16:45.000 And you go to 2-1 and says, we're just killing them for nothing.
01:16:50.000 No reason.
01:16:51.000 We just constantly slaughter blacks because we don't see them as human, right?
01:16:56.000 That's what we've been presented as white people.
01:17:10.000 Let's pause that.
01:17:13.000 We ain't nothing done nothing.
01:17:15.000 Did we already cover this?
01:17:15.000 We covered this yesterday, didn't we?
01:17:17.000 Not this.
01:17:18.000 Right?
01:17:18.000 This was after the show, I believe.
01:17:20.000 Because I remember saying, you were correct.
01:17:23.000 Because two double negatives makes a positive.
01:17:26.000 You didn't do nothing to nobody.
01:17:28.000 You did something to somebody.
01:17:29.000 We ain't never did nothing to nobody.
01:17:31.000 Yeah, that's correct.
01:17:40.000 Shit, I think that's a triple.
01:17:49.000 This time coded after, he said something kind of important.
01:18:02.000 I didn't put it up for reason.
01:18:08.000 Go back.
01:18:14.000 Why do we gotta keep burying names?
01:18:20.000 Why do we take See as a human to the buddies?
01:18:28.000 Keep going though.
01:18:28.000 It gets better.
01:18:38.000 And we got to keep telling you that we don't deserve this.
01:18:42.000 You know we don't deserve it.
01:18:45.000 Is that it?
01:18:46.000 Yep.
01:18:47.000 Okay.
01:18:49.000 So the thesis here is what we're told he's saying is that all we do is kill black people, right?
01:18:59.000 Now, I looked up just whites being killed in August alone.
01:19:03.000 And I noticed that it's an epidemic.
01:19:06.000 There's a lot of white bodies.
01:19:08.000 But what was disturbing about it was the lack of motive.
01:19:12.000 This wasn't you fucked my wife murders.
01:19:14.000 This was about 70% of the time just fuck you.
01:19:20.000 And then the other 30 to 40% of the time, it was, hey, I want that.
01:19:26.000 That's it.
01:19:27.000 Like, that's the difference between a lot of these murders.
01:19:29.000 When you look at white-on-white crime, there's often a story behind it.
01:19:32.000 But this black-on-white crime is, first of all, taking over the country.
01:19:36.000 It is a major problem.
01:19:37.000 Everything you hear about Black Lives Matter could be flipped and it would for once make sense.
01:19:42.000 Black men are not being assassinated by white people, but white people are being assassinated by blacks.
01:19:46.000 And let's just look at August briefly.
01:19:48.000 Of course, there's Cannon Hinnant, right?
01:19:52.000 Who was the five-year-old who was shot dead by a man in his, he was driving up his driveway.
01:19:57.000 Just black man shot him in the head, point-blank range in front of his sisters.
01:20:02.000 I thought it was, no one talks about this, but the neighborhood they live in is half white, half black.
01:20:07.000 And I think what we're going to start seeing now is what I talked about before is much more silent apartheid voluntary segregation.
01:20:16.000 And not just from whites who do it and live in areas like Westchester, but blacks are going to start doing it.
01:20:21.000 And they already have, as we learned from GavinMcKinnis.win.
01:20:25.000 What are you doing?
01:20:27.000 This is 2-3.
01:20:30.000 A group of 19 black families purchased almost 97 acres of land in Tombsboro, Georgia to plant the seeds for a thriving new city.
01:20:40.000 You see, it's like agree to disagree.
01:20:44.000 I don't like you, you don't like me.
01:20:45.000 I did like you, but then you kept calling me a fucking asshole.
01:20:51.000 I said, all right, bye.
01:20:52.000 It's just like that.
01:20:54.000 I was back in Vice days, I was trying to get the rights to these retards who did a soap opera.
01:21:00.000 And it was, I think it was Jimmy Kimmel's brother or his producer or something who had the footage.
01:21:06.000 And he kept saying, I've got to make sure you're not exploiting them.
01:21:08.000 I was like, I'm not.
01:21:09.000 I'm not.
01:21:09.000 I'm just like, it's very interesting.
01:21:11.000 I'm not going to say, heh, fucking me, Joe.
01:21:14.000 You know, we had an issue of Vice that was special people.
01:21:16.000 They were very happy with the way it turned out.
01:21:19.000 And everyone's going to be happy with this too.
01:21:20.000 There's been no comments or anything.
01:21:22.000 And eventually, after like 500 times of me saying I'm not there to exploit them, I started to get pissed off.
01:21:27.000 Saying, well, fuck you.
01:21:29.000 And that's what pisses me off about Black Lives Matter.
01:21:32.000 You're saying I don't think Black Lives Matter.
01:21:34.000 No, I'm saying America don't think Black Lives Matter.
01:21:37.000 Yeah, that's not true either.
01:21:38.000 That's insulting to me as an American.
01:21:41.000 Also this about the moving and the population segregation.
01:21:44.000 Friend of mine, Lannius, sent this, lowest black population, the search term in the past five years over time.
01:21:51.000 Holy shit.
01:21:53.000 That is, that's amazing.
01:21:56.000 You won't see that in a lot of places.
01:21:58.000 No, that's interesting.
01:22:01.000 I bet a lot of wealthy and middle-class blacks also look that up.
01:22:05.000 Sure, of course.
01:22:07.000 Also murdered recently, Jessica Doty Whitaker.
01:22:12.000 She was shot in the head for saying all lives matter by BLM activists.
01:22:16.000 Again, the video has nothing to do with the story.
01:22:19.000 There she is.
01:22:20.000 That little boy has no mother now because a woman refused to comply.
01:22:24.000 And that's the new big thing, too.
01:22:26.000 It's not, this is my opinion, Black Lives Matter.
01:22:28.000 You can have your opinion.
01:22:29.000 You may not have your opinion.
01:22:31.000 So remember that woman they mobbed at the cafe?
01:22:34.000 And it's like 100 people, mostly white women, going like this, black power, which when your skin is white, looks a lot like white power, at this woman who just refused to do it.
01:22:44.000 That's particularly daring to do.
01:22:49.000 That's a big fucking deal.
01:22:51.000 You could die from that.
01:22:53.000 Like if my daughter, I would tell her to say Black Lives Matter in that situation.
01:22:59.000 I don't want, same with my wife.
01:23:01.000 I wouldn't put my fist up there, but that's a man's job to protect society.
01:23:08.000 A woman's job is to be safe.
01:23:11.000 Let's look at Jocelyn and Joe Rowland.
01:23:14.000 Now, this is one of the few times I could find any kind of motive.
01:23:18.000 And the motive, well, play the tape.
01:23:19.000 Maybe they'll list the motive in it.
01:23:21.000 Finally, a video that has to do with the article.
01:23:24.000 Ryan, Alex, Joseph and Jocelyn Rowland were found in their car in this neighborhood on East Cornell Circle, just off south of the city of Peter Panblau.
01:23:32.000 Late Friday night, two weeks ago, they were both suffering what would ultimately be fatal gunshot wounds.
01:23:38.000 And what led up to their murders was a closely held secret until today.
01:23:41.000 The release of a 15-page arrest affidavit details how the couple became a victim of a What's with all the closely held secrets?
01:23:51.000 Isn't that interesting?
01:23:52.000 That's a show in and of itself.
01:23:55.000 I always said we're responsible for 120% of what we do wrong.
01:23:58.000 They, and when I say they, I mean BLM, Antifa, DNC, mainstream media, big tech, are responsible for about 20% of what they do wrong.
01:24:05.000 So if we are with a perp like Big Floyd and we're too rough at the same time, he's ODing on fentanyl, then it becomes a murder.
01:24:15.000 When they literally murder someone, it's buried.
01:24:18.000 I think, just like the fucking Islamaburg, the New Mexico mosque that starved a child to death, that was kept under wrapped, kept under lock and key because it might incite violence.
01:24:31.000 But if you can incite violence against white people, then let's magnify what happened.
01:24:35.000 That's what pisses me off is the lack of truth here.
01:24:38.000 So these 30 kids, these 30 sex trafficking kids, it's going to take all night to figure out the truth.
01:24:45.000 But let's go back to this woman.
01:24:47.000 So we finally found out what happened with Jocelyn and Joe Roland.
01:24:50.000 You know why?
01:24:51.000 Because he told them he confessed.
01:24:54.000 Stolen car scam and how the alleged 18-year-old suspect confessed it all to police.
01:25:01.000 The affidavit outlines a two-week-long investigation into the murders of Joseph and Jocelyn that led Aurora police officers to 18-year-old Kyrie Brown.
01:25:09.000 In the affidavit, police say the Rolands met up with Brown two Fridays ago in Aurora to purchase a vehicle he listed on LetGo, an online app to buy and sell used things.
01:25:19.000 According to their daughter, Joseph Rowland flipped cars for a living.
01:25:22.000 The affidavit details a police interview with Kyrie Brown, wherein he allegedly admitted to stealing the car and posting it for sale on the app using a fake name.
01:25:31.000 On the night of August 14th, when the Rolands met up with Brown, the affidavit says he told them he had brought the wrong ownership title and asked them to follow him to his home.
01:25:40.000 According to the details of his interview in the affidavit, that's when Brown got out of his car, pointed a gun at the couple, and demanded the money for the car.
01:25:48.000 Brown then alleges that Joseph Rowland grabbed his arm.
01:25:51.000 According to the affidavit, that's when Brown admits to police that he intentionally shot Joseph and accidentally shot Jocelyn in their car.
01:25:59.000 So there's a motive, finally.
01:26:01.000 Hell of a motive.
01:26:03.000 And I got the feeling looking at that kid that he doesn't see jail the way we see prison.
01:26:08.000 Like it's just like, oh, I'm going back to my country of prison that I knew I'd end up at eventually anyway.
01:26:14.000 My uncle's there and my dad's there and I'm just going early.
01:26:17.000 Hey, dad.
01:26:18.000 Sort of like Rum Springa, where the Amish are allowed to have a crazy time in civilization, but eventually they come back to the fold.
01:26:25.000 He was just sort of like, oh, well, off I go to prison for the rest of my life, or maybe 20 years, 30 years.
01:26:31.000 That's just a thing.
01:26:32.000 Just like, you know, people who join the military where they're like, my dad was in the military.
01:26:36.000 I'm going overseas.
01:26:38.000 Oh, well, it's part of my normal cycle.
01:26:42.000 And that might be the media telling everyone that America's racist, where young black men go, no one wants me anyway.
01:26:48.000 I'm going to die in here.
01:26:49.000 Veronica Baker.
01:26:53.000 This was a very strange murder.
01:26:54.000 I can get zero details on.
01:26:56.000 All I know is that she had just graduated.
01:26:58.000 She knew those three, or at least one of them.
01:27:02.000 And this one is really hard to find, but I found an update that said, the audio of the 911 call indicates that she was stripped naked either before or after she was killed, indicating that this was probably a sexual assault.
01:27:20.000 Two women and a man sexually assaulted this woman and then killed her or killed her and then sexually assaulted her.
01:27:29.000 Who knows?
01:27:32.000 Just like the girl who said, All lives matter, no parades about this, no screaming.
01:27:40.000 No one saying it's a pattern when it is.
01:27:43.000 If they say it's a pattern, it's not.
01:27:45.000 If they deny it's a pattern, it is.
01:27:47.000 We are in Orwell's predictions.
01:27:50.000 What is isn't.
01:27:51.000 What's up is down.
01:27:52.000 What's right is left.
01:27:54.000 Nicole Merrill.
01:27:57.000 This one, this is 1-7.
01:28:00.000 Beautiful woman.
01:28:03.000 This man is now a million-dollar bond for shooting her and a toddler for some reason.
01:28:12.000 Do they show her?
01:28:17.000 You know what's weird?
01:28:20.000 They don't show her.
01:28:23.000 And she's incredibly beautiful.
01:28:24.000 I'll show you a picture of her in a second.
01:28:26.000 Isn't that interesting?
01:28:28.000 They're scared we're going to go around killing blacks.
01:28:32.000 This is why they hide Muslim violence in the UK, because they're scared Brits are going to go around killing Muslims.
01:28:38.000 So what they do is they just say the reverse is true to try to quell the masses.
01:28:43.000 It's Stalinist.
01:28:45.000 Nathan Garza.
01:28:47.000 This was a guy who was just shot by that dude.
01:28:51.000 Whatever his name is.
01:28:52.000 What's his name?
01:28:53.000 I think it's Hispanic.
01:28:57.000 Yeah, Nathan Gabriel Garza was the victim.
01:29:02.000 But who shot him?
01:29:08.000 Can we have the name of the fucking guy who shot him, please?
01:29:11.000 Oh, Christopher Rowley Young.
01:29:13.000 Roley Young.
01:29:15.000 From Martinez.
01:29:16.000 Yeah, I think he just shot this one.
01:29:18.000 I think he just shot him.
01:29:19.000 He was working at his grocery store in the parking lot.
01:29:22.000 I think the guy just went, fuck you.
01:29:23.000 And he said, fuck you, too.
01:29:25.000 I'm guessing all this.
01:29:26.000 He just went, no motive.
01:29:28.000 Just killed a white dude.
01:29:29.000 Also not showing the victim.
01:29:30.000 Isn't it weird, though, on Face Value, you see that headline and you're like, oh, that's the guy who died.
01:29:34.000 Yeah.
01:29:35.000 You know, somebody might have that first thought.
01:29:38.000 So let's pull back a bit at 2.9 and look at the big picture.
01:29:43.000 Is there blacks, whites, sorry, killed by blacks just in August?
01:29:48.000 And if you look up these, you can see Nicole Merrill there.
01:29:51.000 She's in the middle on the top row with the blonde hair and the white shirt.
01:29:55.000 Zoom in on this.
01:29:58.000 So that's Nathan Garza, the guy we just talked about right above my head.
01:30:02.000 And that's the beautiful woman we didn't see a picture of.
01:30:04.000 That's the woman who was stripped naked and raped.
01:30:07.000 We got the 18-year-old kid who killed those two.
01:30:10.000 And if you go down.
01:30:13.000 A five-year-old boy was this month, too.
01:30:17.000 That was early August.
01:30:20.000 That's not even included in this list.
01:30:23.000 And again, you look them all up and it's nothing.
01:30:25.000 It's not like after a long rivalry, one eventually snapped.
01:30:30.000 It's like a robbery gone wrong or just an assassination just for fun.
01:30:34.000 So there is a pattern here of racism, but it's not what they say it is.
01:30:38.000 White lives matter.
01:30:40.000 And if you say that, you're dead.
01:30:44.000 What was, go to 3-8 now.
01:30:52.000 Yeah, this is just like the previous picture I showed you.
01:30:54.000 Breonna Taylor.
01:30:56.000 And I'm like you.
01:30:57.000 We're normal.
01:30:58.000 Like we see that.
01:30:59.000 And we see a beautiful black woman.
01:31:01.000 We go, oh my God.
01:31:02.000 She was killed?
01:31:03.000 And for what?
01:31:05.000 She's such a nice lady.
01:31:07.000 Look at the nice black lady.
01:31:08.000 Look how pretty she is.
01:31:09.000 She has sparkles.
01:31:11.000 Why did you kill the sparkle?
01:31:12.000 Yeah, I want justice.
01:31:14.000 I want justice for Breonna Taylor.
01:31:18.000 All these numbers.
01:31:18.000 Hi.
01:31:19.000 Do do do do.
01:31:19.000 Don't shoot like nice, pretty black girls walking down the street.
01:31:23.000 She was in her home?
01:31:24.000 You went into her home?
01:31:25.000 You fucking dick.
01:31:27.000 What's the matter with you?
01:31:29.000 Breonna Taylor was...
01:31:31.000 They'd say she was an EMT.
01:31:33.000 It was just minding her own business at home.
01:31:35.000 She was an EMT.
01:31:36.000 She had quit or was fired.
01:31:38.000 She was a drug dealer dealing drugs with her boyfriend.
01:31:42.000 They had a no-knock warrant, but they knocked.
01:31:45.000 And they said, please open up.
01:31:47.000 The man started shooting the second the door opened.
01:31:51.000 They shot back as we train them to do, as we want them to do.
01:31:55.000 When we sit down and design a society, we have law enforcement in there because we want our property protected.
01:32:01.000 And then we also write down, if they shoot at you, Mr. Officer, please shoot back.
01:32:06.000 We don't want you to die.
01:32:07.000 You would all be dead.
01:32:07.000 We'd have to have new officers every day.
01:32:11.000 Okay.
01:32:11.000 And that is a society.
01:32:15.000 Like, you don't want them to shoot back?
01:32:17.000 Are they just fodder?
01:32:18.000 Is this like the Russians in World War II?
01:32:20.000 We just send them in the battlefield with no guns and bare feet.
01:32:22.000 Actually, they do that in Britain, right?
01:32:24.000 They have no guns.
01:32:25.000 So this is not the Breonna Taylor shooting, but it is very similar details.
01:32:31.000 And I guarantee you, this is how the Breonna Taylor experience was like.
01:32:37.000 I guarantee you, the Breonna Taylor shooting was very similar to this.
01:32:41.000 This is someone's been called to a motel room.
01:32:46.000 This perp was wanted, I think, for homicide.
01:32:48.000 I forget what he was wanted for, but it's a major felony.
01:32:50.000 Someone rats him out and says he's in this motel room, and his girlfriend is there going, uh-oh.
01:32:55.000 By the way, when you're dating someone who's a wanted felon who shoots cops, your life's in danger.
01:33:00.000 So she's bullshitting them now, saying she doesn't know she has the key, blah, blah, blah.
01:33:04.000 Turn it up.
01:33:06.000 I don't know.
01:33:07.000 Michael Green is going to go with him.
01:33:10.000 I don't know Michael Green.
01:33:17.000 So they prefer her to open the door.
01:33:19.000 If he's in there, you need a palace.
01:33:20.000 No, a Michael Green.
01:33:21.000 Okay, Michael Anthony Harris.
01:33:23.000 Hey, sorry.
01:33:25.000 I mean, she's made up birds.
01:33:29.000 She's giving him time to hide.
01:33:32.000 I'm scared right now.
01:33:33.000 You should be scared.
01:33:34.000 Michael Harris.
01:33:35.000 Yeah, these guys, like, did these guys want to go to Breonna Terror's house?
01:33:39.000 That wasn't a thrill for them to bust a major drug dealer.
01:33:42.000 Actually, maybe it was.
01:33:45.000 It wouldn't be a thrill for me, but I'm not that brave.
01:33:49.000 I'm not brave enough to go marching into a motel room where the odds of me being shot are 9 in 10.
01:33:54.000 Please, Puppet, show me your hands!
01:33:57.000 He's not showing hands.
01:33:59.000 Not showing hands.
01:34:00.000 He goes, hides in the room.
01:34:02.000 Oh, fuck.
01:34:06.000 The bullets keep coming.
01:34:09.000 Now, he has a bulletproof vest on him.
01:34:12.000 But unlike the movie, getting shot in the chest with a bulletproof vest is like getting hit with a battering land.
01:34:18.000 It fucking kills.
01:34:19.000 And it can kill you.
01:34:24.000 It can cause so much inflamement that you can't breathe.
01:34:28.000 It can also push up against your heart.
01:34:31.000 It sucks.
01:34:31.000 And if you don't believe me, give it a whirl.
01:34:34.000 It's not as bad as getting shot with no bulletproof vest.
01:34:37.000 But that was, what, like 10 feet away?
01:34:42.000 So now his chest is pounding, bruising, and inflaming, pushing inwards into his lungs.
01:34:52.000 And he's pissed.
01:34:56.000 Now they got to get her out of there.
01:35:00.000 Breonna Taylor is still in there.
01:35:03.000 This cute, innocent black woman that did nothing wrong.
01:35:06.000 And it's funny because...
01:35:08.000 I bet in this case, this woman's more innocent than Breonna Taylor.
01:35:12.000 This woman's just dating a felon who's wanted for murder.
01:35:15.000 She's not knowingly sitting in a place that is dealing drugs.
01:35:21.000 A drug den.
01:35:24.000 We're not gonna shoot you.
01:35:25.000 Open the door.
01:35:26.000 Open the door.
01:35:28.000 We're not gonna shoot open the door.
01:35:29.000 He's in front of the door.
01:35:31.000 He's in front of the door.
01:35:33.000 Listen.
01:35:35.000 Oh, the door's closed and it's dark.
01:35:36.000 Okay, until you finish, shut the door open.
01:35:38.000 Listen.
01:35:40.000 Like, if this was Mexico, she'd be dead.
01:35:42.000 They just go until seven magazines were gone.
01:35:47.000 And the door was just cheese.
01:35:49.000 Swiss cheese.
01:35:52.000 I make Swiss cheese.
01:35:53.000 It's interesting how the bubbles are so perfectly distributed.
01:35:56.000 It's not like that for Jarlsberg.
01:35:58.000 You'll have some random holes.
01:36:01.000 What's Yarlsberg?
01:36:02.000 Similar.
01:36:04.000 It's a holy cheese.
01:36:04.000 Swiss cheese seems like the bubbles are always perfectly distributed.
01:36:09.000 Got a couple of corners.
01:36:10.000 You don't often get like three bubbles and then nothing and one has no bubbles.
01:36:16.000 How did you do that?
01:36:17.000 Maybe they put marbles inside of it when it's growing and then they take them out before they cut it.
01:36:22.000 And how do they take them out, Ray?
01:36:24.000 They just eat them.
01:36:25.000 They eat them.
01:36:26.000 Well, they eat around the marbles and they cut.
01:36:29.000 Detective shitty solves every mystery this show has.
01:36:33.000 If anybody believes I think that they grow cheese with marbles in it, you're the retard.
01:36:39.000 To all the viewers out there.
01:36:43.000 So this is still intense.
01:36:45.000 Does this have a happy ending here?
01:36:48.000 Yeah?
01:36:48.000 He dies.
01:36:49.000 There's about like three more minutes.
01:36:50.000 Perp dies.
01:36:51.000 Oh, really?
01:36:52.000 Yeah.
01:36:53.000 Well, they showed her getting out.
01:36:57.000 Has he been shot yet?
01:36:59.000 That's funny.
01:37:00.000 This is three minutes.
01:37:00.000 When I watched this, I thought it was like 20 seconds.
01:37:04.000 Oh, so you haven't seen her get out.
01:37:06.000 They got her out safely.
01:37:07.000 Okay.
01:37:08.000 And he's there dead, bled to death.
01:37:14.000 But with his chest caving in internally, he's there saying, okay, what do you want me to do here?
01:37:19.000 Should we?
01:37:20.000 And the other guy's like, I can handle this.
01:37:21.000 I got this.
01:37:21.000 Wait, what did he say?
01:37:30.000 I'm good, man.
01:37:34.000 So much gunfire that the smoke alarm went off.
01:37:37.000 Oh, yeah.
01:37:38.000 All right, anyway, that's a very racially heavy racially heavy episode.
01:37:43.000 Let's lighten up the load a little bit before we leave you.
01:37:53.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
01:37:58.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.
01:38:03.000 Let me touch it.
01:38:08.000 Okay.
01:38:13.000 Um Ray, how to take down and destroy Antifa soy boys in 10 seconds.
01:38:28.000 Saw this video going around.
01:38:31.000 These cops kicking ass in Portland.
01:38:35.000 They didn't really hold the line like they said they were.
01:38:38.000 Like one of them's giving him the finger.
01:38:40.000 Fuck you.
01:38:41.000 Wait, you're not showing anything, right?
01:38:43.000 You're just watching his show.
01:38:44.000 Did you show any of this?
01:38:45.000 That was the 10 seconds.
01:38:46.000 Oh, there's multiple.
01:38:48.000 Oh, I see.
01:38:49.000 No, that was it.
01:38:50.000 This is all aftermath here.
01:38:52.000 Yeah, that's good.
01:38:54.000 We should have a whole riot porn show where we go through a thousand million of these.
01:38:58.000 This is from Matt.
01:38:59.000 Hey, Gavin, Sergeatron.
01:39:01.000 I just finished up a hilarious hoodie.
01:39:03.000 Hopefully I don't get stabbed wearing it today like you're more than a friend.
01:39:06.000 What is that?
01:39:06.000 It's a sleeveless hoodie?
01:39:11.000 Okay, more jobs, blow jobs, no jobs, hit jobs, thle-there word jobs.
01:39:16.000 I like the impetus, the thought behind it, the inspiration, but graphically, it's hideous.
01:39:25.000 Hideous.
01:39:26.000 What if they're all- And if you do white print on black, then you inverse the whites and the blacks.
01:39:32.000 These all look, like, look at Joe Biden's face.
01:39:36.000 You have to make the white black and the black white.
01:39:39.000 You know what I mean?
01:39:40.000 Where it looks like it's a negative.
01:39:43.000 Again, the hubris of the youth today selling us, sending us this shit.
01:39:48.000 Conservatracks.
01:39:50.000 Hey, guys, I really enjoyed your idea in last night's episode of having Harry Potter, except the face is kind of weird.
01:39:55.000 I had to suggest we're doing something like that.
01:39:56.000 I think you guys should definitely do.
01:39:57.000 My family has a friend in Thailand who got some rando painter there to repaint a family portrait of us, and it is hilariously bad.
01:40:04.000 We are all white, but he made us look slightly Asian.
01:40:07.000 Our proportions are skewed.
01:40:08.000 It was Peak Uncanny Valley.
01:40:10.000 Unfortunately, I don't have much information as to how or where he got the painting, but that might be a good lead to find some shitty painter in a foreign country.
01:40:18.000 Oh, great.
01:40:18.000 So you tell us about a concept, but surely we can get your friend with a friend in Thailand.
01:40:26.000 Let me do something I almost never do.
01:40:29.000 Find the friend.
01:40:32.000 Obviously.
01:40:36.000 Or this is meaningless.
01:40:42.000 And the other problem with what he's saying is the subtlety I want for this Harry Potter is like, I want to be in control of it.
01:40:49.000 Because if it's just a hair too much, then it's too cartoon.
01:40:53.000 Like the David Beckham statue was way too much.
01:40:57.000 Hey, Gavin, Queen Fagzonia.
01:41:00.000 That joke is even more lame than you suspect.
01:41:03.000 Pretty sure Elaine and Yang are mispronouncing Pence's name because Tucker mispronounced Kamala Harris's name weeks ago.
01:41:08.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
01:41:09.000 Holy shit, you're right, dude.
01:41:11.000 Truth.
01:41:14.000 And then, I don't know if you watched this, Julia Louise Dreyfus, but Tucker then went on to show Joe Biden pronouncing her stupid name wrong a million times.
01:41:24.000 And Kamala Kamala, I bet if you went around to her family members, you'd find both pronunciations.
01:41:31.000 I call it a Kama.
01:41:32.000 Like with Anthony Kumia, I think Joe Kumia calls it like Kumia.
01:41:37.000 Yeah.
01:41:38.000 So that's two brothers who grew up together pronouncing their last name differently.
01:41:49.000 Against the honor of a sitting U.S. senator.
01:41:52.000 CNN was outraged.
01:41:53.000 With all the things going on in the world today, they wanted you to know that someone out there had mispronounced Kamala Harris's name.
01:42:01.000 I told him I wanted to be the last person in the room before he made important decisions.
01:42:07.000 Oh, that's what I asked Kamala.
01:42:12.000 It's just too awesome.
01:42:15.000 Darkness is descending.
01:42:16.000 Old Joe Biden shows up and the sun begins to rise.
01:42:20.000 Rescued again by Joe Biden.
01:42:22.000 Thank you, Joe.
01:42:23.000 See, that guy, don't serve him his coffee lukewarm.
01:42:27.000 He's got no sense of humor.
01:42:29.000 That's awesome.
01:42:30.000 Alex Jones on Joe Rogan's Spotify censorship.
01:42:33.000 This is Alex explaining why some podcasts are not on Spotify yet.
01:42:36.000 First off, I've been mobbed by people the last three months on the street, calling my phone, sending emails saying, has Joe Rogan really moved to Austin or is he moving to Austin?
01:42:46.000 I will answer that question in just a moment.
01:42:49.000 But first off, had a lengthy discussion with Joe this morning, just a few minutes ago, because I had to call him in the middle of the night, buzz, buzz, call, call.
01:42:57.000 I get up at like 5 a.m., dozens of text messages and calls saying, is Spotify censoring the Joe Rogan podcast?
01:43:06.000 And I didn't know until I talked to him this morning, and he explained it.
01:43:08.000 They've got 1,500 plus files and then some migrating over, and they've had a few problems here and there with corrupted files, with the naming of them.
01:43:17.000 And Spotify wants to have a first rollout, then a second rollout.
01:43:22.000 And here's the key.
01:43:23.000 Joe Rogan's favorite 100 episodes of the last 10 years or so will be left on YouTube starting December 31st when he goes exclusively to Spotify.
01:43:33.000 For this couple months, no man's land, the content will be on both platforms and will be migrating over.
01:43:38.000 And so that's why the Alex Jones interview is not there.
01:43:41.000 That's why some of the other interviews aren't there, because those are going to be the exclusive interviews that are left on YouTube, where in Joe's words, they'll probably get even more views than if they were on Spotify.
01:43:51.000 So that's what's happening.
01:43:52.000 And so I asked Joe, who's always been a straight shooter, point blank, I said, well, is Spotify censoring you?
01:43:57.000 He said, absolutely not.
01:43:58.000 What they're doing is trying to organize things Right now, get this migration taken care of, and that I will obviously be on the podcast as well in the very, very near future.
01:44:06.000 So, I will be on, other guests will be on.
01:44:09.000 Joe Rogan is in control of what goes on his show, and I'm just super excited about it.
01:44:13.000 Joe is super excited because we've been friends since I met him in 1998.
01:44:18.000 We've had our ups and downs, we've had some incredible adventures together.
01:44:21.000 I'll just leave it at that.
01:44:23.000 And to see him as the number one media person in the world and to know that he's having all these big, diverse conversations is extremely, extremely exciting.
01:44:32.000 So, Joe is not being censored.
01:44:34.000 He is the captain of his own ship.
01:44:36.000 I'm very, very excited, and I look forward to coming on his podcast very, very soon.
01:44:41.000 Now, let's move to the next point.
01:44:44.000 Why is Joe very excited?
01:44:45.000 Why am I very excited?
01:44:46.000 Well, Austin is a really cool city.
01:44:50.000 You want to hear more?
01:44:50.000 Yeah, is he moving to Austin?
01:44:52.000 Rogan is, yeah.
01:44:53.000 Oh, it's Austin.
01:44:54.000 I didn't know.
01:44:54.000 Oh, yeah, I guess I did know that.
01:44:56.000 Yeah, that was a...
01:44:57.000 Is a really cool city.
01:44:58.000 I wonder where he's going to invite you.
01:45:00.000 Turn it up.
01:45:00.000 Yeah.
01:45:01.000 Especially compared to Los Angeles.
01:45:03.000 And where Joe lives is a very, very beautiful part of Texas.
01:45:07.000 I'll leave it at that.
01:45:08.000 But yes, Joe has moved to Austin, Texas.
01:45:11.000 He is here with his family.
01:45:12.000 And it's actually come out in the local real estate news back on August 10th.
01:45:17.000 I didn't say anything because Joe asked me not to, but now Joey Diaz has talked about it.
01:45:21.000 Now, a lot of the people have talked about it.
01:45:23.000 It's in the newspaper, but still my phone rings off the hook saying, does he live in Austin?
01:45:28.000 Does he live in Austin?
01:45:28.000 I hear it's Dallas.
01:45:30.000 I hear it's San Antonio.
01:45:32.000 Well, Alex is very trusting.
01:45:33.000 Makes me feel kind of bad for not being trusting.
01:45:38.000 So does that mean you're one of his favorite episodes because you're on YouTube still and not Spotify?
01:45:44.000 So while that transition happens?
01:45:45.000 Yeah, I mean, the problem with what Alex is saying, that it's a technical glitch, is it was when we looked at the list, there was definitely a pattern there.
01:45:53.000 And the pattern was controversial guests.
01:45:56.000 So do controversial guests have more technical data?
01:46:02.000 Or is that list that we saw today, is that list the 100 of his favorite apps?
01:46:10.000 Yeah.
01:46:12.000 Because you look, it is about, let me see.
01:46:14.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
01:46:18.000 This is how you count to 100, by the way.
01:46:19.000 You do 10, and then you go.
01:46:21.000 So that's like 20.
01:46:23.000 That's like 30.
01:46:24.000 That's about 40.
01:46:26.000 50.
01:46:29.000 So the list is about 60.
01:46:33.000 So it's possible that they're not transferring over the 100 favorites.
01:46:38.000 I'm glad I didn't say anything too bad about Joe.
01:46:46.000 I mean, and nobody could blame you for being suspicious.
01:46:48.000 It literally has happened to you on every single platform ever, almost.
01:46:51.000 Yeah.
01:46:52.000 And Joe has ceased communications with me.
01:46:55.000 We used to be friends.
01:46:56.000 I went backstage when he was in New York.
01:46:58.000 I was the only one there.
01:46:59.000 It was a green room smaller than this studio.
01:47:01.000 It was just me and him, and I go, I should probably go.
01:47:03.000 Because I felt kind of weird.
01:47:05.000 Like, you're getting psyched for the show, and you're about to go in front of like 5,000 people.
01:47:09.000 And I'm just like, is there beer in the fridge?
01:47:13.000 He got my son and I front row seats to a game, to MMA and boxing.
01:47:19.000 Nice.
01:47:21.000 Great dude.
01:47:22.000 But he took a lot of heat for having me on.
01:47:26.000 And not everyone is cut out for that kind of heat.
01:47:31.000 Hey, Gavin and Ryan, you were talking the other week about your conversation with your daughter in the slightly off version of Heaven.
01:47:35.000 My friend showed me this Looney Tunes to remind me of it.
01:47:37.000 It's about 145.
01:47:39.000 You can see we're at the beginning.
01:47:43.000 Of course, I have trouble with YouTube now that I'm banned.
01:47:45.000 Very, very quiet.
01:47:48.000 I'm hunting rabbits.
01:47:52.000 What's up, Doc?
01:47:54.000 You got a tight little man pussy on you, don't you?
01:47:58.000 All right.
01:47:59.000 See, that's too much.
01:48:00.000 That's nice and good.
01:48:03.000 It's way over the top.
01:48:04.000 SFW.
01:48:05.000 Oh, you're hurting me.
01:48:08.000 Okay, so that's Omar Fudd getting raped.
01:48:10.000 Thank you for that, Rod.
01:48:13.000 All right, Gavin, King of the Beers and Ryan, Queen of the Fag Zone.
01:48:16.000 Why can't you say Ryan, King of the Queers?
01:48:18.000 What the flips?
01:48:19.000 It was so easy.
01:48:20.000 I don't even like that one, actually.
01:48:21.000 Just been watching the 25 Hottest Woman episode from 2019.
01:48:24.000 Was thinking of an update for you.
01:48:26.000 Jamie PennyQuick from Edinburgh, Scotland.
01:48:31.000 Like you more than the thing.
01:48:32.000 You know the thing.
01:48:33.000 This is no simp September, so I don't know how we do this.
01:48:38.000 That didn't show up any shit.
01:48:40.000 You spelt it wrong.
01:48:41.000 You fucking die.
01:48:43.000 No, not you.
01:48:44.000 Him.
01:48:46.000 Wait, he said his name.
01:48:50.000 This is who it's from.
01:48:52.000 Oh, that's him.
01:48:53.000 Weird joke.
01:48:55.000 Okay.
01:48:55.000 I guess he's drunk.
01:48:58.000 Some of these letters will be drunk.
01:49:01.000 Oh, I see.
01:49:02.000 I see.
01:49:02.000 Yeah.
01:49:03.000 Hey, Gavin, you ever been in a bathroom at a mosque?
01:49:05.000 Nope.
01:49:06.000 They have these weird jugs of water in the stalls.
01:49:08.000 I looked into this and the answer is absolutely disgusting.
01:49:10.000 They scrub their assholes with their fingers every time they take a shit.
01:49:13.000 No.
01:49:14.000 Check out this tutorial on how to finger your animals.
01:49:17.000 All the supermarket stores and everything are out of toilet paper.
01:49:20.000 So don't worry.
01:49:21.000 Don't pan it.
01:49:22.000 And luckily, if you're South Asian or Asian in general, you don't even have to worry about this.
01:49:26.000 So I'm going to show you a solution on how to clean your ass without toilet paper.
01:49:31.000 First tool I have here is Otabo.
01:49:33.000 Filipinos be using this.
01:49:35.000 And second tool I have Lota.
01:49:38.000 Pakistanis, Bangladeshis, Indian people be using this.
01:49:42.000 Yeah, we used something similar a thousand years ago.
01:49:47.000 Show you how to use this.
01:49:48.000 So first step, I'm going to be using the Tabo.
01:49:51.000 And by the way, I'm half Filipino and half Pakistani, so these are the tools I'd be using.
01:49:55.000 So after you're done shitting...
01:49:56.000 Is English something you'd be using, DeepRaz?
01:49:59.000 You wanna select your desired temperature.
01:50:01.000 I like to go warm.
01:50:02.000 If you go too hot, you're gonna burn your ass.
01:50:04.000 If you go too cold, you're gonna freeze your ass.
01:50:07.000 So thanks for the tip.
01:50:10.000 Sent in.
01:50:10.000 After you're doing that, turn off the sink.
01:50:12.000 Oh, wait, turn off the sink.
01:50:14.000 After you're done, you turn that off.
01:50:15.000 Okay, all right.
01:50:16.000 Gotcha.
01:50:17.000 Got any tips?
01:50:19.000 Depends on which side you're pouring.
01:50:21.000 If I'm gonna pour on my right side, I'm gonna use my left hand and use my right hand.
01:50:25.000 So if you're gonna use your right side, use your right hand.
01:50:28.000 If you're gonna use your left side, use your left hand.
01:50:30.000 Afterwards, don't shake hands with Muslims.
01:50:33.000 Take your right hand, go under your butt, and don't worry.
01:50:35.000 Start cleaning your butt.
01:50:36.000 Circular motion, you're gonna have some shit on your fingernails.
01:50:41.000 It's okay.
01:50:42.000 Keep going and going and going.
01:50:44.000 It's still useful, but that's okay.
01:50:46.000 Okay, your butt's gonna be clean.
01:50:47.000 And then afterwards.
01:50:49.000 Clean ass dirty hands.
01:50:50.000 Okay, yeah.
01:50:51.000 You're done.
01:50:52.000 And keep doing this process until your ass is clean.
01:50:55.000 And once that's done, you're gonna take a rag, pat down everywhere until it's dry.
01:50:59.000 You're gonna wash your hands, which is the most important step.
01:51:03.000 Make sure you use antibacterial soap.
01:51:05.000 Wash your hands for like one minute or whatever.
01:51:09.000 Make sure you get all this shit out of your fingernail if it's okay.
01:51:12.000 You know, this is how we do it.
01:51:14.000 I know many of you guys think this is nasty, but this is the most cleanest, efficient.
01:51:18.000 No, wrong.
01:51:20.000 Wrong.
01:51:21.000 How is that cleaner than toilet paper where you touch zero shit?
01:51:26.000 Or would I use the cleanest in the world way better than Ryan's stupid pin needle thing?
01:51:32.000 I rarely visit him in the fag zone, but he has a bidet that forces a razor blade up your ass.
01:51:38.000 If you put it up too high.
01:51:40.000 If you put it up past 0.1.
01:51:42.000 Yeah, point one's good.
01:51:43.000 It goes up to 10.
01:51:44.000 I bet if I put up to 11 and put my arm there, I bet I'd have a cut.
01:51:49.000 It is intense.
01:51:49.000 What's it called?
01:51:50.000 A tushie.
01:51:52.000 A tushie.
01:51:52.000 T-U-S-H-Y, right?
01:51:54.000 That's correct.
01:51:55.000 It sucks.
01:51:56.000 Do not buy a tushy.
01:51:57.000 Do not go to the fag zone.
01:51:58.000 The only way it doesn't hurt your anus is at point one.
01:52:02.000 Not one.
01:52:03.000 One is way too intense.
01:52:04.000 Point one.
01:52:05.000 Now, biffy.com, it has like four jets that come out with a thick jet.
01:52:12.000 So at 10, you just go, whoa, geez, and it blasts your butt.
01:52:15.000 Go to biffy.com.
01:52:18.000 Don't go to tushi.com.
01:52:20.000 And then, so you get that.
01:52:22.000 And you can even give yourself a little bit of an enema.
01:52:25.000 I do.
01:52:26.000 What, with your needle thing?
01:52:27.000 Yeah.
01:52:28.000 Oh, my God.
01:52:28.000 That's like inserting a needle up your ass.
01:52:31.000 Kind of.
01:52:31.000 This thing swings out and just washes your ass.
01:52:34.000 Like, if you shit your pants and you have yellow bile on your butt cheeks, that takes care of that too.
01:52:40.000 Like, it washes your ass.
01:52:42.000 It doesn't just go like a needle on your butthole.
01:52:49.000 I gotta buy a new one, actually.
01:52:50.000 I remember I had an issue with it.
01:52:52.000 I forgot what it was.
01:52:54.000 It gets your whole, yeah, your whole butt cheeks all wet and everything.
01:52:56.000 No, it doesn't.
01:52:57.000 You can do that.
01:52:59.000 Well, I did.
01:53:01.000 All right, the show's over.
01:53:04.000 Let's look at the final video.
01:53:05.000 No, I don't want to show the one I said because it's too long.
01:53:07.000 And we had the Breonna Taylor thing got too long.
01:53:09.000 But let's do the Trump one where he's off mic, and you just get to see who he is.
01:53:13.000 And I hope people will understand.
01:53:15.000 This is what we love about him.
01:53:17.000 They go, he's not presidential.
01:53:19.000 Yeah.
01:53:20.000 We know.
01:53:21.000 We see him and we recognize him.
01:53:23.000 Maybe it's as New Yorkers.
01:53:26.000 Other people don't get it.
01:53:27.000 But it's just like a good old boy.
01:53:29.000 Which is a southern term, but.
01:53:31.000 And a boss.
01:53:31.000 Lots of boss energy.
01:53:32.000 Slapping the table.
01:53:33.000 All right, come on, let's go.
01:53:35.000 This is a guy's guy.
01:53:36.000 Give him a pen.
01:53:37.000 Where's the pen?
01:53:38.000 He's signing autographs.
01:53:39.000 Oh, for fuck's Pete.
01:53:44.000 It's just a little type of way.
01:53:45.000 You give it to me.
01:53:47.000 Here, give it to me.
01:53:48.000 I'll give it to my guy.
01:53:48.000 This person, thank you so much.
01:53:50.000 Thank you very much.
01:53:51.000 Yeah, let me have a pen.
01:53:52.000 Could have a pen, Chris.
01:53:53.000 Give me a few pen.
01:53:57.000 Here, come on over here.
01:53:58.000 He looks like a good man.
01:53:59.000 What's his name?
01:54:03.000 Come here, come here, fellas.
01:54:04.000 Get over here.
01:54:05.000 Max and John out of prison.
01:54:09.000 They're proud boys.
01:54:10.000 They support you.
01:54:11.000 They beat up Antifa and they're doing four years.
01:54:14.000 These are the guys governor in Bear Hill.
01:54:17.000 What about Trigger Tommy?
01:54:19.000 He's getting out in November.
01:54:20.000 Don't worry about him.
01:54:22.000 How's Jeff doing?
01:54:22.000 He's good.
01:54:23.000 Jeff did his time.
01:54:24.000 He did weekends.
01:54:24.000 I don't want to talk about them.
01:54:25.000 I want to focus here, Mr. President.
01:54:26.000 All right, all right.
01:54:28.000 Give me a pen.
01:54:28.000 I'll pardon them.
01:54:29.000 Which one's in Bear Hill?
01:54:31.000 John Kinsman, sir.
01:54:32.000 Oh, that's Zanoa's husband.
01:54:34.000 Cute kids.
01:54:35.000 Except one of them.
01:54:36.000 He looks like, what's his name?
01:54:38.000 Juliet Smollette.
01:54:40.000 I know, he does look kind of like that.
01:54:42.000 Juicy.
01:54:42.000 We call him Juicy.
01:54:43.000 Juicy Smollett.
01:54:44.000 I don't want that kid.
01:54:46.000 That kid's in trouble.
01:54:46.000 I'm kidding.
01:54:52.000 People look good.
01:54:52.000 Give me a piece of paper.
01:54:53.000 They spelled governor wrong.
01:54:54.000 What's up with that?
01:54:56.000 French.
01:54:56.000 What do we mean?
01:54:57.000 France?
01:54:57.000 Oh, it's near Canada, of course.
01:55:00.000 Still got French people up there.
01:55:02.000 We're going to change it.
01:55:03.000 The only interesting thing about this.
01:55:13.000 If I put your name down, it loses a lot of value.
01:55:16.000 So just sell it tonight on Evan.
01:55:19.000 Give me another one, John.
01:55:22.000 I'm going to look up.
01:55:24.000 So thank you.
01:55:25.000 What's up?
01:55:25.000 We can't hear you.
01:55:26.000 We're going to work with the guys.
01:55:27.000 We're going to give you what you need.
01:55:29.000 Fast.
01:55:36.000 There's a penny.
01:55:37.000 All right, Karen, I'll give you a king cake for them.
01:55:42.000 Thank you.
01:55:43.000 Great job.
01:55:44.000 Great job.
01:55:45.000 That's the president of my graduate from law school.
01:55:47.000 That's the smartest guy in our class.
01:55:50.000 I thought he was smart.
01:55:53.000 Thank you for being here.
01:55:54.000 He bust balls.
01:55:57.000 I thought he was smart.
01:55:58.000 I guess not.
01:55:58.000 Thank you, fellas.
01:56:01.000 By the way, he's...
01:56:02.000 I just looked it up.
01:56:03.000 They tend to be worth about $1,500, $1,000.
01:56:06.000 Oh, yeah?
01:56:07.000 Yeah.
01:56:07.000 Wow.
01:56:07.000 So he's just giving them all $1,000.
01:56:09.000 Wow.
01:56:10.000 Oh, that's awesome.
01:56:11.000 Hey, you know what?
01:56:12.000 Remember that whole thing where you said the Secret Service's job is basically to get them to stop being so friendly?
01:56:17.000 Yeah?
01:56:17.000 You kind of see that right here.
01:56:19.000 They're like, all right, I think you're ready to go.
01:56:20.000 Mr. President, we got to get moving.
01:56:22.000 How about you?
01:56:22.000 Stop giving firemen a thousand bucks.
01:56:24.000 Who are you?
01:56:25.000 What's that?
01:56:25.000 It's so teaser.
01:56:26.000 Like right here.
01:56:28.000 This guy behind him?
01:56:42.000 I love those gestures.
01:56:45.000 Around we go.
01:56:46.000 What do you do?
01:56:47.000 That's you?
01:56:48.000 You spin around?
01:56:49.000 That's something to think about for you.
01:56:50.000 Not him.
01:56:51.000 You.
01:56:52.000 Both of you.
01:56:53.000 What'd you say?
01:56:54.000 Secret service guy's like, all right.
01:56:56.000 Bye-bye.
01:56:57.000 Are we good?
01:56:57.000 Always looking behind him.
01:56:58.000 He's like, is he following me?
01:56:59.000 Is he back there again?
01:57:01.000 Get fired.
01:57:02.000 Get in trouble.
01:57:03.000 Be brave.
01:57:03.000 And never stop fighting.
01:57:11.000 Alright, better go.
01:57:15.000 I tried that thing with the hand wiping thing.
01:57:24.000 Nothing.
01:57:30.000 I see fun.
01:57:30.000 I stay noise.
01:57:33.000 See like no bones in the skin.
01:57:35.000 My job in the floor like this rip for y'all see that rhomo kid.
01:57:38.000 I stay listened and went over.
01:57:40.000 But that's remembers it.
01:57:42.000 Little tiger, boy soldier.