Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 03, 2020


S03E08 - RIOT PAARN [2020-09-03 - S03E08 - RIOT PAARN]


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 51 minutes

Words per Minute

142.2026

Word Count

15,839

Sentence Count

1,756

Misogynist Sentences

80

Hate Speech Sentences

114


Summary

In this episode, the boys talk about the new book "How to be a Billionaire" by Stanley Kubrick, the new Netflix show "Censored" and much more. Also, we unbox a new invention and talk about a bunch of other stuff.


Transcript

00:00:39.000 You can kind of see where that's going.
00:00:41.000 That's a cyberbully mom club.
00:00:44.000 And it's basically Antifa.
00:00:46.000 You know, it's those little indie rock kids that are probably trans.
00:00:51.000 And they would have a heart attack if they knew I listened to their music and had them on the show.
00:00:56.000 They probably are talking to their rich dad lawyer as we speak, filing a lawsuit.
00:01:04.000 And you think, well, can I listen to music where the people hate me?
00:01:08.000 Yeah, especially when they're doing what they do best, making little beta music.
00:01:14.000 I like soft music.
00:01:16.000 I like when girls are playing guitars and doing little indie rock stuff like that.
00:01:20.000 They're doing what they know.
00:01:21.000 What they don't know is political structures and revolution and police brutality.
00:01:29.000 I mean, if they were to read this book, they would have a meltdown.
00:01:35.000 My problem with this book is, and it's fantastic, really well researched.
00:01:39.000 Heather's got a hell of a vocabulary.
00:01:41.000 I keep circling words.
00:01:42.000 I read books with a marker and looking them up.
00:01:47.000 But my problem with this book is I'm reading a lot of it going, yeah, yeah, I know.
00:01:51.000 Yeah, I know, I know.
00:06:26.000 and i thought the thing i love about malkin's book is we we never we don't venerate the entrepreneur anymore and we go oh yeah you got rich and you're not paying anyone yeah because they're not shareholders if i have to pay my employees like say say uh censored.tv becomes a billion dollar business,
00:06:45.000 does that mean I have to pay every person on the show like a million dollars a year?
00:06:49.000 No, not really.
00:06:51.000 Because if censored.tv fails, they don't have to pay any money.
00:06:55.000 They just cut the cord and they're all free.
00:06:57.000 So if you get to benefit exactly proportional to my benefit as the owner, then you have to suffer exactly proportional to my suffering.
00:07:06.000 And people forget that part.
00:07:07.000 Like if Leatherman went under, you never would have heard of him.
00:07:10.000 Or our poor fucking friend Yoshi with the sushi restaurant.
00:07:14.000 His dad busted his ass his whole life, started a sushi restaurant, gave it to his son.
00:07:18.000 His son busted his ass, worked his ass off.
00:07:21.000 It failed.
00:07:23.000 He's working at another Japanese restaurant now.
00:07:27.000 No one's heard of him.
00:07:28.000 Now, if he became David Chang and had a mama fuck you, he would have, everyone would go, oh, look at Mr. Rich kid.
00:07:35.000 Daddy bought you a restaurant.
00:07:37.000 Now you're rich.
00:07:38.000 My son's on the cover of a magazine.
00:07:41.000 Anyway, I brought these.
00:07:43.000 I brought this.
00:07:45.000 Not just to talk about that, but to tell you something that's happened to me.
00:07:49.000 I officially am done with losing my shit.
00:07:53.000 I don't mean my temper.
00:07:55.000 That's not going to happen, but I'm having an unboxing here on the show.
00:07:59.000 I got this thing for my glasses.
00:08:03.000 You don't see this, folks, at home, but I am looking for my glasses about 50% of my life.
00:08:10.000 Nothing wrong with that.
00:08:11.000 I also have lost my wallet several times.
00:08:14.000 I'm a bit of a drinker, and that means that we tend to forget what the fuck we just did.
00:08:20.000 But I'm also an old man.
00:08:22.000 Like, did you know that in the morning, you know how I know if I've put on deodorant?
00:08:27.000 I smell my armpits.
00:08:28.000 I don't remember putting it on.
00:08:31.000 Are other people that absent-minded?
00:08:34.000 God damn it.
00:08:35.000 Why is this shit so hard to open?
00:08:37.000 Is this to prevent shoplifters or something?
00:08:39.000 How about buyers?
00:08:41.000 Can we get our product, please?
00:08:42.000 I'm worried I'm going to stab it.
00:08:46.000 Fucking!
00:08:47.000 God damn it!
00:08:48.000 Now I'm carving a fucking marshmallow stick.
00:08:53.000 Jesus Christ, that was like getting a microchip out of a fucking blade runner.
00:08:59.000 Okay, so it's got this double stick thing, and you stick it to your glasses, and then you recharge it.
00:09:06.000 It goes there where it's not going to get in the way of anything.
00:09:10.000 And then you recharge it, and you can find them again.
00:09:14.000 So I'll tell you how this goes.
00:09:18.000 Wait a minute.
00:09:18.000 What's these?
00:09:19.000 Oh, these are extras, I guess.
00:09:21.000 In case it falls off.
00:09:22.000 I need my glasses to read how to put this on.
00:09:26.000 All right, we won't do that live on the show.
00:09:28.000 It's going to take some reading, some instructions, etc.
00:09:30.000 But then I also got these tile.
00:09:35.000 Now you got this on your keys, right?
00:09:38.000 Yes.
00:09:38.000 Why don't you show the people that while I try to figure out how to fucking open this?
00:09:41.000 This is by Chipolo, so it's Chipolo.
00:09:43.000 Chipolo.
00:09:45.000 Why does everything you own have such an annoying name?
00:09:47.000 Chilbo Schwagens?
00:09:49.000 That does suck, yes.
00:09:50.000 Chilbo Schwagens, the Chipolo here.
00:09:53.000 I also have a USB that goes on my keyring too, but this locates your keys and phone.
00:10:00.000 So I could stop drinking and none of this would be an issue.
00:10:04.000 Or I could keep drinking.
00:10:06.000 Yeah, this is for my wallet.
00:10:08.000 And then I think I'll tape this one on my laptop, which I've only really lost once.
00:10:15.000 Oh, no, no.
00:10:15.000 Your laptop has a find my computer.
00:10:18.000 Yes.
00:10:18.000 So I'm not going to do it for my laptop or my phone.
00:10:20.000 But I'm going to put this on my keys.
00:10:24.000 That's not too cumbersome.
00:10:25.000 It's a little thick, but.
00:10:28.000 This on my keys.
00:10:30.000 Wallet.
00:10:32.000 What else do I have?
00:10:33.000 Glasses taken care of.
00:10:35.000 What else do I own?
00:10:38.000 Oh.
00:10:39.000 Car key separate.
00:10:40.000 Car key separate.
00:10:42.000 You have a separate car key.
00:10:43.000 Yeah.
00:10:44.000 Anyway, that seemed a lot more exciting of an idea when I brought it into the studio.
00:10:49.000 I'll keep one in my pocket.
00:10:50.000 You know where I am now.
00:10:51.000 Now it's just, I realize it's more like just watching someone do their taxes.
00:10:57.000 I want one.
00:10:58.000 Boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:11:00.000 Get out of my way.
00:11:02.000 I'm going to blow you away.
00:11:04.000 They called in yesterday.
00:11:05.000 That was cool.
00:11:06.000 That's one of our first cool bands.
00:11:08.000 Yeah.
00:11:08.000 For our side.
00:11:10.000 And why don't we have more cool bands?
00:11:12.000 Because we suck?
00:11:12.000 Because we're nerds?
00:11:13.000 No, because you destroy their lives.
00:11:15.000 Remember Dream Machine?
00:11:17.000 Ruined.
00:11:18.000 Fucking Buzzo from the Melvins is being raked over the coals for having spoken to me once.
00:11:23.000 Not for what he said.
00:11:24.000 That's the new thing with the left.
00:11:26.000 Ty Richards, barbecue.
00:11:27.000 Joe Rogan isn't allowed to put up my shit.
00:11:31.000 Like, you can have...
00:11:32.000 I got shit for having, what's her name?
00:11:34.000 Emily Doohickey, the one who lives...
00:11:37.000 Emily Yucas?
00:11:38.000 Emily Yucas.
00:11:39.000 Patton Oswald says that's when he stopped being my friend because I had her once.
00:11:43.000 I disagreed with her.
00:11:44.000 Like, Richard Spencer was on CNN.
00:11:48.000 I saw Sam Harris was trying to prove I'm a Nazi, and he said that I hugged Richard Spencer in 2016 at Deplorable.
00:11:57.000 He took a picture with me.
00:11:58.000 Yes, I did.
00:11:59.000 Richard Spencer used to be an awesome dude.
00:12:02.000 He got me my job at Tacky Mag in 2008.
00:12:06.000 He was a normal guy.
00:12:08.000 And then over time, he started talking about a plan where America's all white again.
00:12:15.000 I said, what?
00:12:17.000 People can change.
00:12:19.000 People can evolve.
00:12:21.000 So when I hugged him in 2016, I was wasted, obviously, but I was also hugging my pal from 2008.
00:12:30.000 When he started alt-right, it meant right-wing, but not norm, not boring, just like boom, boom, boom.
00:12:37.000 Those kind of guys.
00:12:39.000 That's when Pasobic and Cernovich and Fairbanks and Ali and everyone was calling themselves an Ezra Levant.
00:12:48.000 We were all calling ourselves alt-right because it was kind of cool.
00:12:51.000 Then it got weird.
00:12:53.000 Right around when Trump was elected and they were Zeke Heiling at that matter.
00:12:58.000 And I think if you want to find the exact second the alt-right went off the rails, it was when Spencer said, Hail Trump, which sounds a lot like Heil, because it is the same word anyway.
00:13:13.000 Uh, let's start the show.
00:13:14.000 This is not really anything to do with what we're we're gonna have, this show's all riot porn.
00:13:17.000 I'm reluctant to call it riot porn, though, because you know, uh, fucking Apple TV might maybe I'll spell it like P-A-A-R-N or something.
00:13:29.000 P-A-A-R-N.
00:13:31.000 That's how old I am.
00:13:32.000 I have to write that down.
00:13:33.000 I will have forgotten that.
00:13:35.000 But I haven't really, I saw this on GavinMcKinnis.win.
00:13:38.000 This amazing Polly chick.
00:13:40.000 I didn't realize she was Canadian.
00:13:43.000 And she kind of, she reminded, she triggered my PTSD from being English in Quebec.
00:13:49.000 And I forgot what it was like because Westerners generally are not victim types.
00:13:55.000 So when you victimize us, and this might be a problem, blacks have the reverse problem.
00:13:59.000 When they get slightly victimized, they turn it into a whole big thing.
00:14:02.000 Like that black dude at the bar last night who got kicked out for choking the bartender.
00:14:05.000 And he showed up and tried to get back in.
00:14:07.000 He goes, I've spent more money in this place than any of you niggas.
00:14:11.000 And we're like, yeah, you've also choked more bartenders than any of us.
00:14:14.000 By 100%.
00:14:15.000 That's why you're banned, Chris.
00:14:19.000 You also deal Coke.
00:14:21.000 So you're lucky you're not in prison.
00:14:24.000 You're a Coke dealer who choked out our favorite bartender.
00:14:28.000 And now you're bitching that you're kicked out.
00:14:30.000 Get the hell out of here.
00:14:31.000 But real quick, before you do, you want to come in here?
00:14:34.000 How about a little Toots Magoots and we can talk.
00:14:36.000 Let's talk about it in the bathroom for a long time.
00:14:40.000 I have to go poo with you.
00:14:42.000 And then we'll talk.
00:14:43.000 Anyway, we were victimized in Quebec.
00:14:47.000 It was like being black in the 50s.
00:14:49.000 I'm sorry.
00:14:50.000 But oh my God, the night of the referendum, which I think was 94, you didn't go outside.
00:14:56.000 You didn't speak English.
00:14:57.000 And I forgot that to walk down the street and have a loud English conversation is audacious.
00:15:04.000 It would be like driving through the hood with Metallica blaring from your car.
00:15:08.000 Like it's a statement.
00:15:09.000 It would be like being a white guy in Harlem and wearing a cowboy hat and saying, yeehaw all the time and having a jacket with tassels on it and being like, what's up?
00:15:17.000 Howdy, partner?
00:15:18.000 What y'all playing?
00:15:19.000 Basketball?
00:15:21.000 Like, it's conspicuous.
00:15:24.000 And we used to do this just for fun.
00:15:26.000 We would ask for directions, even though we knew where we were going, in French.
00:15:31.000 Escousé, je je charche le discotèque or whatever.
00:15:35.000 And inevitably, they would tell you the wrong direction.
00:15:41.000 Always, every time, and we go, no, it's pas de tout, c'est palau.
00:15:46.000 And they go, no, no, je pense que c'est c'est jus que je nor dece.
00:15:50.000 My French has gotten much worse since I've moved here.
00:15:54.000 And you couldn't get a job if you had a slight English accent.
00:15:58.000 Kids were harassed in schools.
00:15:59.000 Modita anglais.
00:16:01.000 Damn English was a common expression.
00:16:04.000 I mean, old ladies would get terrorized.
00:16:07.000 You couldn't put up a sign.
00:16:08.000 I've told you a million times, you can't put up a sign of your own store if it's not in French.
00:16:11.000 Your children had to go to French school.
00:16:13.000 You weren't allowed to have an English school.
00:16:19.000 And I had just kind of pushed that out of my mind.
00:16:21.000 Like, can you believe we started Vice?
00:16:23.000 An English newspaper in a city of 3 million that had maybe 70,000 English people.
00:16:31.000 Anyway, she was bitching about it.
00:16:33.000 I shouldn't say bitching.
00:16:34.000 She was talking about it and saying the way English people were treated in Quebec, and it was especially bad in the 70s under Justin Trudeau's dad, Pierre, is exactly the same way that normal American patriots are being treated today.
00:16:47.000 Experience.
00:16:48.000 And you can take my word for it that the looks you get, the attitude around us is the same as it was in Quebec during the quiet revolution, where they thought nothing of physically assaulting,
00:17:05.000 psychologically assaulting, refusing services to English people for no other reason than they were English.
00:17:12.000 They were terrorists.
00:17:13.000 And the radio and the television and the politicians and the rhetoric was just like it is now.
00:17:23.000 As a child, I had older kids, teenagers.
00:17:28.000 I was a little girl.
00:17:29.000 I was five years old.
00:17:30.000 I had them throwing rocks at me on my walk home from school every day.
00:17:35.000 And then one day, finally, they got me right above the eye.
00:17:38.000 And I required stitches, but we couldn't go to the hospital because you didn't know if they would give you treatment at the hospital.
00:17:47.000 You didn't know how you would be treatment.
00:17:48.000 She tried at the hospital because you were English.
00:17:53.000 Before that happened, I was in daycare and the class was told by the teacher to gather around and make fun of me because I was English.
00:18:05.000 And then when I cried, they all sung a song that I was a baby.
00:18:09.000 Babé la.
00:18:11.000 I remember that song.
00:18:15.000 My neighbor used to sick their dog on my mother if she went out into the backyard because she was English and they were French.
00:18:23.000 There was a mass exodus in the 70s of English people to...
00:18:27.000 Toronto was just a silly little town like Kingston or Hamilton.
00:18:31.000 And then every English person, a lot of Jews, probably like 40% Jewish, they all left.
00:18:37.000 And they were the backbone of Montreal, the Jewish community.
00:18:41.000 They had the best schools, including Kamala Harris's school.
00:18:45.000 She went to a Jewish school.
00:18:47.000 By Jewish, I just mean in the Jewish neighborhood.
00:18:48.000 It wasn't like Yamaka's or anything.
00:18:51.000 Westmount.
00:18:53.000 There were over 60 bombings in Quebec over this issue.
00:18:57.000 They kidnapped a diplomat and killed him.
00:19:00.000 They kidnapped another person and ended up asking for a plane to be brought to a tarmac so that they could escape to Cuba.
00:19:08.000 This was serious.
00:19:09.000 This wasn't any quiet revolution.
00:19:12.000 And at the end of it, it just got worse.
00:19:16.000 Their government got voted in.
00:19:18.000 These terrorists succeeded.
00:19:20.000 They succeeded.
00:19:22.000 And then all of this underhanded cultural evil became codified into law.
00:19:29.000 All right.
00:19:30.000 You get him.
00:19:30.000 You should watch that whole video, though.
00:19:32.000 It's very compelling.
00:19:34.000 Yeah, I interviewed Philippe Villeneuve of the FLQ, the Front de Liberation de Québec.
00:19:39.000 Front de libération de Québec.
00:19:41.000 And I said he had just got out of prison after 20 years.
00:19:45.000 And I said, So, do you have any regrets about what you've done?
00:19:49.000 Because he blew up a building and it killed a security guard.
00:19:51.000 And he said, my only regret was that I didn't kill more English.
00:19:58.000 This is after his prison term.
00:20:00.000 Philip Villeneuve, I think his name is.
00:20:03.000 Philip.
00:20:04.000 How would you spell that last?
00:20:05.000 Villeneuve is V-I-I-L-E, Ville, and then Neuve is N-E-U-V-E.
00:20:12.000 So new city in French.
00:20:15.000 Philip.
00:20:18.000 It's not important.
00:20:18.000 It funny.
00:20:19.000 He looks like an old man.
00:20:22.000 He's an old bald guy.
00:20:23.000 The FLQ.
00:20:24.000 F-L-Q.
00:20:24.000 Anyway, that's enough.
00:20:27.000 Before we get into our riot porn, we should cover a few news items.
00:20:32.000 One thing, and this wasn't in the notes, I emailed it to you after.
00:20:35.000 Jacob Blake's dad is gaining traction.
00:20:37.000 Boy, they're not sending their best, are they?
00:20:39.000 There we go.
00:20:42.000 Jacob Blake's dad.
00:20:44.000 Jacob Blake was a piece of shit.
00:20:46.000 George Floyd was human garbage.
00:20:49.000 Okay?
00:20:49.000 Trayvon Martin was actually a good kid who had a future, but he had thrown it away and pursued gangster life, much to his friend's chagrin.
00:20:58.000 Mike Brown, I don't know much about him.
00:21:00.000 He's probably a piece of shit.
00:21:02.000 So piece of shits are usually the result of a piece of shit.
00:21:07.000 And that's what Jacob Blake's dad is.
00:21:10.000 But because of this stupid narrative where an innocent black boy with his little cardigan sweater vest was on his way to cello practice.
00:21:20.000 And a bunch of rednecks showed up in a pickup truck and just said, die, motherfucker.
00:21:24.000 Cello, you've got a bass.
00:21:27.000 Because of that narrative, you go, okay, well, let's get the cello player's dad.
00:21:32.000 And again, sorry to reiterate this, but I know that you fucking lefties out there are arguing, oh, because he had a few, he had a criminal record that you get to shoot him?
00:21:41.000 No, because he was an asshole who was constantly fucking with people, raping women, pulling guns, doing drugs.
00:21:47.000 The odds are pretty high that in the scenario you described, he was being a dick to cops and wasn't just peacefully going into his SUV, which we're learning now is the case.
00:21:57.000 But check out this cello player's dad, Jacob Blake.
00:22:01.000 It's after the notes, Ryan.
00:22:02.000 I said it's not in the notes, right?
00:22:05.000 Please don't just watch the show.
00:22:07.000 Be in the show.
00:22:08.000 Jacob Blake Sr. has a long history of racist, anti-Semitic, anti-Christian posts.
00:22:11.000 He's just a fucking garbage human.
00:22:14.000 And he's going to meet the potential president of the United States because the narrative.
00:22:20.000 But check out his brain.
00:22:22.000 Okay.
00:22:23.000 And first of all, he posts tweets on Instagram.
00:22:27.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.
00:22:28.000 What is that?
00:22:30.000 That's a sign of retardation.
00:22:31.000 But go down, they have them all.
00:22:33.000 A Jew can't tell me shit, period.
00:22:36.000 Really?
00:22:36.000 What about your doctor?
00:22:38.000 Jacob, I'm getting very worried about your spine.
00:22:41.000 You're hunched over.
00:22:43.000 You're going to be the hunchback of Notre Dame by the time you got to get your pasture straight.
00:22:47.000 Fuck you, Jew.
00:22:48.000 How about your public defender?
00:22:51.000 Hey, this was three years ago to be honest.
00:22:53.000 I'm going through your accounts here.
00:22:54.000 It seems that you're getting ripped off.
00:22:56.000 Fuck you, Jew.
00:23:00.000 The same pink-toe.
00:23:01.000 I've never heard that expression of you.
00:23:03.000 Nope.
00:23:03.000 Pink-toe Jewish people that control the interest rate, control the media.
00:23:07.000 They control minds.
00:23:08.000 Isn't it funny that you're saying Jews control the media and the media is turning him into a hero because it suits them?
00:23:13.000 So they control the media and they love you.
00:23:16.000 The Jewish media picks and chooses who is a terrorist and is not.
00:23:22.000 Great grammar.
00:23:24.000 Crack a Jew can do whatever to a white woman for years, but let a jig try it.
00:23:29.000 So Jewish men are raping women all over the country and black men are the only people getting caught for it.
00:23:36.000 When was this?
00:23:37.000 2017?
00:23:38.000 I wonder if that was after his son was getting in trouble for raping women.
00:23:43.000 So he's conceding that his son raped her, but he's saying, okay, fine.
00:23:47.000 My boy raped her, but Jews are crackers are probably raping chicks.
00:23:51.000 God, why am I the bad guy?
00:23:54.000 Warning for Jews in Pittsburgh.
00:23:56.000 No warning for gunmen in Kentucky.
00:24:00.000 We'll try to figure that out.
00:24:01.000 Oh, I guess they got a warning for a gunman in Kentucky.
00:24:11.000 I don't know what the...
00:24:12.000 He's saying the Jews...
00:24:13.000 The Jews didn't get a warning.
00:24:14.000 Hey, we're going to shoot up your synagogue on Thursday.
00:24:16.000 Oh, in one post, Blake Sr. speculates the Jews at the Tree of Life Synagogue were warned in advance about the mass shooting.
00:24:22.000 Really?
00:24:22.000 Why did they go then?
00:24:23.000 Right.
00:24:24.000 Yeah, why?
00:24:25.000 Good, great point.
00:24:26.000 The logic-free revolution we're living in right now.
00:24:28.000 11 were murdered.
00:24:29.000 I don't know the camp.
00:24:30.000 There's going to be a shooter there.
00:24:31.000 I have to go.
00:24:32.000 Wouldn't they be wearing bulletproof vests at the very least?
00:24:36.000 Wait, go up a bit?
00:24:39.000 Go up a bit.
00:24:40.000 So what was the Kentucky thing, though?
00:24:42.000 Pittsburgh were warned of mass shooting.
00:24:47.000 One post-refers, and then he moves on to coon, so I don't get the Kentucky thing, but whatever.
00:24:53.000 How the crowd reacts to Trump's entrance, young black coons.
00:24:57.000 What's the etymology of coon?
00:24:59.000 I know when they say, I haven't seen you in a coon's age, it's because people would see this raccoons, and they'd think it was the same raccoon for like 20 years, but it was just different adults.
00:25:09.000 Oh, I see.
00:25:10.000 I don't know why you don't think that with other animals.
00:25:12.000 All animals look very similar.
00:25:14.000 Like, deer all look like deer.
00:25:18.000 Okay, so check him out.
00:25:20.000 Check him out.
00:25:21.000 This is all.
00:25:21.000 Oh, now do that to the Quran.
00:25:25.000 Kamala Harris, man.
00:25:27.000 She doesn't have me fooled, Jacob.
00:25:28.000 We're on the same page on that one.
00:25:33.000 He gave powerful witness to the kindness and empathy of Joe Biden and Kamala Harris.
00:25:38.000 Oh, really?
00:25:39.000 Isn't that interesting?
00:25:41.000 How quick we are to switch.
00:25:44.000 Richard Spencer took about eight years to switch.
00:25:46.000 Jacob appears to have been taken a millisecond.
00:25:50.000 Look at the other email, though.
00:25:52.000 This is kind of old news, but it's got to be covered at some point.
00:25:57.000 This is one of my favorite pieces of televised Anything.
00:26:01.000 Wait, what?
00:26:03.000 Point, blank, blank range.
00:26:05.000 As you know, the Kenosha Professional Police Association, which is a police union, they said that they late today said that Jacob was armed with a knife, didn't comply, that he had fought with police and put an officer in a headlock.
00:26:20.000 I know you weren't able to say much about this, but were you aware of this?
00:26:25.000 Is that accurate?
00:26:27.000 Some people say Brussels sprouts taste good.
00:26:35.000 I don't get the reference.
00:26:38.000 I hate Brussels Sprouts.
00:26:41.000 You don't want to talk about this?
00:26:45.000 I get the reference.
00:26:47.000 He's saying those people are full of shit.
00:26:48.000 Yeah, some people say those are gross.
00:26:50.000 Right, right, right.
00:26:51.000 I get it.
00:26:52.000 It's not a matter of opinion, though, Jacob Blake Sr.
00:26:56.000 Your son did put a cop at a headlock.
00:26:58.000 It's not like that's a taste.
00:27:01.000 He's a fucking imbecile.
00:27:03.000 I like Brussels Browns.
00:27:05.000 I didn't like Brussels Springs as kid, but I like the new trend, which is burning the outside.
00:27:09.000 Oh, hell yeah.
00:27:10.000 They got a little crunch to them?
00:27:12.000 Hell yeah.
00:27:13.000 Also, before we get to our riot porn segment, everyone seems to agree that the election's going to go down like this.
00:27:19.000 Landslide for Trump.
00:27:22.000 And then all the fake mail and DNC ballots are going to come in with a Biden victory.
00:27:29.000 There was a group called Bloomberg-funded group.
00:27:34.000 What are they called again?
00:27:36.000 Axios?
00:27:36.000 No, that's the name of the show.
00:27:40.000 Hawkfish.
00:27:42.000 Thanks.
00:27:42.000 You were going to shake my hand.
00:27:45.000 Nice to meet you.
00:27:46.000 Nice to meet you, too.
00:27:48.000 She's also very slow and out of her depth.
00:27:54.000 So they're calling it a red mirage.
00:27:57.000 Skip forward a bit.
00:27:59.000 It is in fact because we believe that on election night, we are going to see Donald Trump in a stronger position than the reality actually is.
00:28:08.000 We are sounding an alarm and saying that this is a very real possibility, that the data is going to show on election night an incredible victory for Donald Trump.
00:28:17.000 That is likely to be what we see.
00:28:19.000 When every legitimate vote is tallied and we get to that final day, which will be someday after election day, it will in fact show that what happened on election night was exactly that, a mirage.
00:28:31.000 It looked like Donald Trump was in the lead.
00:28:35.000 That's fundamentally what's happening.
00:28:36.000 Speaking of Mirage, Farage is saying the same thing.
00:28:39.000 If you go to 1-3 on Raheem Kassam's show.
00:28:43.000 Mirage by Farage.
00:28:45.000 Farage is talking about the Mirage at the Bellagio.
00:28:49.000 He's a white Mirage.
00:28:51.000 Go down.
00:28:53.000 There you go.
00:28:54.000 I tell you what.
00:28:55.000 Of those that go out to vote on November the 3rd, Trump will win.
00:29:02.000 On November the 3rd, Trump will win the majority of votes in the Electoral College.
00:29:08.000 Of that, I have absolutely no doubt about it.
00:29:11.000 Why?
00:29:12.000 Because the Trump base are still very highly motivated.
00:29:15.000 And if you look at Biden, right, and there's a truth here that Obama won't admit, you know, that Clinton won't admit, that none of them will admit.
00:29:26.000 The truth is Biden isn't up to it.
00:29:28.000 He's past it.
00:29:30.000 He's what in English terms I would call a duffer.
00:29:32.000 He's not up to scratch.
00:29:34.000 He's not fit for high office.
00:29:36.000 Everyone knows it, but no one dares say it.
00:29:38.000 But the voters, when you ask people who are declared and say they'll vote Biden, when you ask them why, over half of them say, because they don't like the other bloke.
00:29:49.000 That means enthusiasm levels for Biden are very, very low.
00:29:54.000 And that means on polling day, people who support Trump will go and vote.
00:29:58.000 People who support Biden just won't go out and do so in the same numbers.
00:30:03.000 So on the day he'll win the vote, my worry, and you've just touched on it, my worry is this early mail-in voting.
00:30:11.000 I've seen postal voting, the British equivalent of this, abused wholesale in the United Kingdom to the advantage of the left.
00:30:20.000 And, you know, the worst scenario of all is we get, you know, on the morning of the 4th of November, you know, Trump looks like the winner.
00:30:31.000 And then over the course of the next 10 days, all these mail-in votes are counted and the result gets reversed.
00:30:37.000 And Trump is quite right to raise a flag and to say this is not how elections should be conducted.
00:30:44.000 And he said the same thing to Laura Ingram, 1-4.
00:30:47.000 And this is what bothers me about all this.
00:30:48.000 I've said it before, but so the DNC is excellent at fake voting, fake mail-ins.
00:30:55.000 Why aren't we?
00:30:57.000 Am I a dirty street kid who wants to, if they go low, we go lower.
00:31:03.000 As Eric Holder said, when they go low, we kick them.
00:31:06.000 Like, let's fake votes.
00:31:09.000 Enough dying on the high horse.
00:31:11.000 Enough of dying with your boots on.
00:31:14.000 I'd rather keep my, I'd rather stay standing with my boots on and stab them.
00:31:17.000 Let's cheat.
00:31:20.000 Biggest risk we have, I have to say, is this whole crazy thing where they're sending out 80 million ballots to people that don't even know what a ballot is.
00:31:32.000 They're sending them all over.
00:31:34.000 Applications for who's sending them?
00:31:35.000 Where are they sending them?
00:31:37.000 They're sending 80 million ballots to everybody.
00:31:42.000 And there's tremendous cheating going to go on.
00:31:44.000 As sure as you're sitting there.
00:31:46.000 And all you have to do is look at the recent races that happened.
00:31:49.000 It's the single biggest problem that there is.
00:31:53.000 Because everybody wants an honest election.
00:31:55.000 I want an honest election.
00:31:57.000 The biggest risk we have to say.
00:31:58.000 Cheat.
00:32:00.000 Fuck an honest election.
00:32:01.000 They're going to cheat, and we're going to be accused of cheating anyway.
00:32:04.000 They're still clinging to this Russia shit, by the way.
00:32:06.000 They're still clinging to Putin.
00:32:08.000 We're now at another election.
00:32:10.000 We're two months away from another election, and they're still on it.
00:32:13.000 You're clinging to Putin.
00:32:16.000 I am clinging to Putin.
00:32:17.000 Oh, that reminds me.
00:32:17.000 I came with a great idea for an app.
00:32:20.000 Fries.
00:32:23.000 Okay.
00:32:24.000 What do you mean?
00:32:25.000 Like, are you the best fries in the area?
00:32:27.000 Yes.
00:32:27.000 I like it.
00:32:28.000 So it's like Waze.
00:32:30.000 It's sponsored by five guys.
00:32:32.000 And the first thing that we start the app, it's a map of America.
00:32:36.000 Sorry, everywhere else.
00:32:38.000 We can do global after that.
00:32:40.000 And people send in pictures and descriptions and reviews of just fries.
00:32:45.000 I'm a fry snob.
00:32:46.000 Me too.
00:32:47.000 And I want them to be hand-cut.
00:32:49.000 I want them to be blanched.
00:32:50.000 I want them to be a little droopy.
00:32:52.000 I don't want them overcooked.
00:32:53.000 I don't like them hard.
00:32:55.000 The place where we get our buffalo chicken, no.
00:32:59.000 And if someone tries to fuck with it and puts up like frozen fries and goes, these were delicious, the community will go, no, no, no, no, no, and vote it down.
00:33:08.000 It's got like a Wikipedia thing.
00:33:10.000 Mods.
00:33:11.000 So five guys pays me for it.
00:33:13.000 And day one, it's a topographical map of five guys, where they're located.
00:33:19.000 And I'm fine with that.
00:33:21.000 They have the best fries around.
00:33:23.000 And then other fry aficionados, like I had these fries.
00:33:26.000 We went to some place in Rochester, New York, I believe.
00:33:30.000 And it was apparently this owners of the people who started the Buffalo Wings in Buffalo.
00:33:36.000 And we go, we want to try these authentic buffalo wings that started the whole name.
00:33:40.000 And they go, oh, shit, they sold it to us.
00:33:43.000 We're the new restaurant.
00:33:44.000 We went, all right, whatever.
00:33:45.000 Let's get food.
00:33:46.000 And then I started eating these fries and I was like, holy fucking shit.
00:33:52.000 It's the most beautiful fries I've ever had.
00:33:55.000 She goes, yeah, my mom's Scottish and we would hand cut them.
00:33:59.000 We hand cut them every night and let them sit in a bucket overnight.
00:34:02.000 I'm like, oh my God, that's exactly what you're supposed to do.
00:34:04.000 And I wish I could have said like, fry alert.
00:34:07.000 I found this place in Rochester.
00:34:13.000 Rochester.
00:34:13.000 So then you're driving along on some road trip and your app comes up and I go, oh shit, there's a fry place near here I never heard of.
00:34:21.000 Pull off.
00:34:22.000 Because there really are.
00:34:26.000 I mean, the town I live in, I can think of one or two places, even Manhattan near our studio within walking distance is maybe one spot.
00:34:36.000 Maybe.
00:34:36.000 You know who always has them?
00:34:40.000 County fairs.
00:34:42.000 Got some good handcuff fries?
00:34:44.000 Yeah.
00:34:44.000 And, and I sent a letter to Tommy Robinson explaining this.
00:34:48.000 If you go to the finest steak joint in the world, like Keynes, the fries are frozen shit.
00:34:54.000 Peter Luger, too.
00:34:56.000 And it's almost like this class thing.
00:34:58.000 Like when I was a kid in 1970, it was seen as sort of lower class to breastfeed.
00:35:04.000 That's what the Irish do.
00:35:05.000 That's what Catholics do.
00:35:06.000 The Protestants, the rich people, they use bottles.
00:35:10.000 So you're lower class if you breastfeed, even though breastfeeding is way better for you.
00:35:13.000 And I think because hand-cut fries are like a Catholic-Irish county fair thing, then it's seen as gauche.
00:35:22.000 So they have their shitty, stupid frozen fries.
00:35:24.000 Anyway, let's develop that together.
00:35:27.000 All right, let's start our segment.
00:35:29.000 No, no, not live PD.
00:35:30.000 Riot porn.
00:35:31.000 Before we get to live PD, we're going to do some stuff.
00:35:34.000 Oh, shit, I just blew the fucking surprise.
00:35:37.000 Oh, well.
00:35:41.000 Here's a montage of, and it's funny because Proud Boys are in prison for violence, for promoting violence, for being violent.
00:35:49.000 No, Proud Boys were a reaction to the ever-present ubiquitous violence that was going on in the country that was promoted by the DNC, promoted by the media, promoted by the justice system, rewarded by the justice system.
00:36:04.000 Caleb Perkins was freed after he attacked a cop and put a cop in a headlock, just like Jacob Blake did.
00:36:12.000 But let's just, you've seen this before, but let's just show an amalgam of what got us here.
00:36:18.000 Beginning.
00:36:20.000 Did I send it time coded?
00:36:22.000 I just don't even know why there aren't uprisings all over the country, and maybe there will be.
00:36:27.000 People need to start taking to the streets.
00:36:29.000 This is a dictator.
00:36:31.000 You know, there needs to be unrest in the streets for as long as there's unrest in our loud enemies of the state.
00:36:37.000 Show me where it says that protests are supposed to be polite and peaceful.
00:36:41.000 Do something about your dad's immigration practices, you feckless mom.
00:36:45.000 Magellano, we kill you.
00:36:47.000 How do you resist the temptation to run up and wring her neck?
00:36:50.000 Biggest terror threat in this country is white men, most of them radicalized, up to the right.
00:36:57.000 I thought you should have punched him in the face.
00:36:58.000 I said, even if you lost, he insulted your wife.
00:37:00.000 He's been on the escalator and called Mexicans rapists and murders.
00:37:03.000 He said, well, what do you think I should have done?
00:37:04.000 I said, I think you should have punched him in the face and then gotten out of the race.
00:37:06.000 He would have been a hero.
00:37:07.000 I'd like to punch him in the face.
00:37:09.000 I said, if we were in high school, I'd take you behind the gym and beat the hell out of him.
00:37:12.000 I get punched in the face every day.
00:37:13.000 It's not the end of your life.
00:37:15.000 Remember when Ona Ryder was all wasted during that?
00:37:19.000 What is she doing?
00:37:21.000 Punch some people in the face?
00:37:24.000 When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?
00:37:27.000 They're still going to have to go out and put a bullet in Donald Trump, and that's a fact.
00:37:34.000 Look as his character is stabbed to death.
00:37:36.000 Until Laura Loomer jumped on the stage.
00:37:41.000 Wait, what did she say?
00:37:42.000 Where's John Wilkes Booth when you need him?
00:37:47.000 What's this punch in the face, too?
00:37:49.000 The second Donald Trump gets punched in the face, he evaporates and turns to dust.
00:37:53.000 They think it's like giving water to a gremlin or something.
00:37:56.000 It's just a punch in the face.
00:38:04.000 I have thought an awful lot about blowing up the White House.
00:38:09.000 A Missouri state senator is under investigation by the Secret Service after saying she hopes President Trump is assassinated.
00:38:17.000 I will go and take Trump out tonight.
00:38:19.000 And this dude spoke when we were eight.
00:38:22.000 You can take him out for dinner.
00:38:23.000 I hate him.
00:38:24.000 I want him to die.
00:38:25.000 I want to punch him in the face.
00:38:27.000 That's how I felt when somebody stole my bike.
00:38:28.000 I was like, I hope he dies.
00:38:30.000 You're not my friend.
00:38:32.000 President Trump is assassinated.
00:38:34.000 I will go and take Trump out tonight.
00:38:37.000 And if you see anybody from that cabinet, in a restaurant, in a department store, in a gas police station, you get up and you commit a vote.
00:38:49.000 And you push back on them.
00:38:51.000 And you tell them they're not welcome anymore, anywhere.
00:38:56.000 And sadly, the domestic enemies to our voting system and our honoring our Constitution are right at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.
00:39:06.000 They're not going to stop before Election Day in November, and they're not going to stop after Election Day.
00:39:11.000 And that should be, everyone should take note of that on both levels.
00:39:14.000 Stop what, writing?
00:39:15.000 They're not going to let up and they should not.
00:39:17.000 If you take me round, you're not going to be able to do it.
00:39:19.000 It's called joking writing.
00:39:23.000 Camille Harris.
00:39:24.000 And that should be, everyone should take note of that on both levels.
00:39:28.000 They're not going to let up and they should not.
00:39:30.000 If you take Milan, you ain't seen nothing yet.
00:39:38.000 There's a man being shot to death for supporting Trump.
00:39:41.000 Cauldron Poo.
00:39:42.000 Five days later.
00:39:43.000 Has that guy been arrested?
00:39:45.000 I saw Joey Gibson say five days, no arrest.
00:39:50.000 Okay, now jump ahead to 26.
00:39:53.000 There's this black woman who meets a...
00:39:55.000 Oh, wait, show that picture.
00:39:56.000 I forgot about that.
00:40:00.000 This is a picture of my old phone that I got wet and it died.
00:40:02.000 So it had that piano keys at the top.
00:40:05.000 But this is a poster for a rally in Fredericksburg, Virginia, where they said, if it burns, it burns.
00:40:12.000 This is war.
00:40:14.000 And I love the quote above.
00:40:15.000 Our city has gassed us, shot at us, lied on us.
00:40:22.000 How can you not know lied to us?
00:40:25.000 Lied on us?
00:40:26.000 Why are you lying on me?
00:40:27.000 Yeah.
00:40:27.000 I'm not lying.
00:40:28.000 Lying on you is what you do when we're making love.
00:40:31.000 Like, talk shit on me, lied on us.
00:40:33.000 Talk shit on me.
00:40:34.000 Yeah.
00:40:35.000 And sold pipe dreams of change to one of three people in Fredericksburg.
00:40:42.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:40:42.000 So go back to that proud boy thing.
00:40:46.000 Some black woman made the almost fatal mistake of trying to have a reasonable conversation with a proud boy.
00:40:53.000 That's what Nazis do.
00:40:55.000 Don't give.
00:40:56.000 So there's a proud boy there.
00:41:00.000 And his mega girlfriend.
00:41:02.000 And this girl's asking reasonable questions.
00:41:14.000 From everywhere, Chinese.
00:41:24.000 You should have yelled at the backboard.
00:41:26.000 Why do you guys think that's a good idea?
00:41:27.000 This is really hard to hear, but I've watched this closely.
00:41:30.000 So she's basically saying, are you racist?
00:41:32.000 He's saying, no.
00:41:32.000 Prowboys have members, blah, blah, blah, out of every group.
00:41:35.000 She goes, why are you perceived that way?
00:41:37.000 Yeah.
00:41:37.000 And why are you known?
00:41:38.000 And it's like, because of the narrative, the media sucks at their job.
00:41:44.000 Okay, I've never heard that.
00:41:46.000 The media tends to be a little bit more.
00:41:50.000 I'm going to make it world news.
00:41:52.000 I'm going to make this piece of shit world motherfucking news.
00:41:54.000 Watch.
00:41:56.000 Fuck you.
00:41:58.000 By the way, Proud Boy, you should have eyes in the back of your head.
00:42:01.000 You're in front of a mob.
00:42:03.000 You're having a calm conversation with someone.
00:42:05.000 You're about to get bottled.
00:42:06.000 Yeah, that's like a, she might be in on it.
00:42:08.000 I mean, I'd like to think she's just having a nice.
00:42:09.000 I don't think she is on it because she got attacked for daring to do this.
00:42:13.000 But like, dude, get out of there.
00:42:15.000 Yeah.
00:42:16.000 You're naive.
00:42:29.000 Someone just wants this for their fucking little Facebook.
00:42:42.000 It's funny because journalism has been diluted to nothing because everyone's a journalist now, which I advocate for.
00:42:47.000 More citizen journalists.
00:42:49.000 But the quality has gone down.
00:42:50.000 And when you hear someone's a journalist, it means nothing now.
00:42:53.000 They're so fucking bad.
00:42:54.000 We still don't know what happened with those kids, by the way.
00:42:57.000 No idea what's going on with that.
00:43:00.000 Like, how many of them were 99% of the kids you see on milkboxes is a dad lost custody in the divorce and he said, fuck that, and grabbed his kids, put them in a van, and drove to the other end of the country.
00:43:10.000 So technically, it is an abduction, but not really.
00:43:14.000 But yeah, they don't do the job because they alluded to nothing.
00:43:16.000 And then this poor girl, this black girl says, I'm going to try to do actual journalism and actually talk to someone.
00:43:23.000 Nope.
00:43:24.000 At one point in this, I don't know if we'll make it, but someone yells out, you killed Heather Heyer.
00:43:31.000 Hey, hey.
00:43:32.000 Do I look like a Ford Charger?
00:43:35.000 I don't think so.
00:43:41.000 Dodge Charger, sorry.
00:43:45.000 Shut it down.
00:43:48.000 Shut it down.
00:43:48.000 See, don't discuss.
00:43:51.000 Don't get to the truth.
00:43:52.000 I don't want the truth.
00:44:08.000 Jacob Blake?
00:44:09.000 What?
00:44:12.000 Cowboys are responsible for Jacob Blake?
00:44:15.000 Jacob Blake's responsible for Jacob Blake and Jacob Blake Sr.
00:44:22.000 Jacob Blake!
00:44:30.000 No peace!
00:44:34.000 Police!
00:44:36.000 Proud boys, go home!
00:44:38.000 That's a common sentiment, dude.
00:44:40.000 Go home.
00:44:40.000 Proud boys, go home.
00:44:42.000 You're home, an American mother.
00:44:43.000 Stay in your house.
00:44:49.000 See, now the black guy starts yelling.
00:44:51.000 She's a proud girl.
00:44:57.000 He was calling her a Nazi and a fascist, the black chick.
00:45:00.000 For having discourse, of course.
00:45:01.000 And then later on, they get into an argument and he goes, why are you yelling at me?
00:45:04.000 What did I have to say to you?
00:45:07.000 We have the receipts, as they say.
00:45:09.000 I see.
00:45:10.000 But they eventually just keep yelling and yelling.
00:45:13.000 And no, there's no attack.
00:45:15.000 Luckily, they start having it out.
00:45:17.000 But her own side, not her own side, but she's wearing a Black Lives Matter thing.
00:45:21.000 And, you know, they're turning on her.
00:45:25.000 So they eventually just walk away.
00:45:29.000 What are you doing there, dude?
00:45:31.000 There's no point in it.
00:45:33.000 Look, people bring in their kids.
00:45:36.000 There's no point in this.
00:45:38.000 There's no physical attack, which surprises me.
00:45:41.000 Yeah, me too.
00:45:44.000 Now, here's the interesting thing, though.
00:45:46.000 I was thinking about this the other day.
00:45:47.000 So, what's the point of all this?
00:45:48.000 Obviously, the point is: mail-in ballots is a big thing.
00:45:52.000 That's priority one with the DNC is let's make this election a mail-in election.
00:45:56.000 We'll use COVID to keep people in their homes.
00:45:59.000 Go home, proud boys.
00:46:00.000 Go home, America, and vote from your house.
00:46:03.000 Once they can establish mail-in voting, then they can fuck with the ballots because they're great at that and they can rig the election.
00:46:11.000 I get that.
00:46:12.000 And I think that is a good strategy for the left, especially the criminal left.
00:46:17.000 Strategy two is convince blacks that America is a racist hellhole.
00:46:23.000 And if they don't vote left, then as Joe Biden said, they're going to have y'all back in chains.
00:46:31.000 So they're fomenting these riots, giving them places to stay, paying them, lying pallets of bricks out for them to throw in order to get them riled up and scared.
00:46:42.000 And you live in a racist country and police pretty much everywhere.
00:46:44.000 I think they accidentally let the cat out of the bag and this cat turned into a tiger.
00:46:50.000 And now they're sort of going, Jesus, what the hell is going on?
00:46:52.000 They overdid it with the riots.
00:46:53.000 But number two was always a dumb strategy because you're just appealing to idiots, ghetto trash, stupid liberal rich kids, fucking homeless loser junkies.
00:47:05.000 That's who you're appealing to.
00:47:07.000 People who say, you lie on us.
00:47:09.000 And those people don't vote.
00:47:12.000 So you fucked up because middle-class blacks who do vote are horrified by what's going on.
00:47:18.000 And this is appearing in the polls.
00:47:20.000 You'll see this 1.6.
00:47:28.000 Support for President Trump surges in black community.
00:47:32.000 And by black community, they don't mean the guys looting Gucci handbags.
00:47:36.000 You think that Gucci handbag guy is going to go vote?
00:47:38.000 Hell yeah.
00:47:39.000 His boss is.
00:47:40.000 His black boss is.
00:47:42.000 And his black boss is voting for Trump.
00:47:44.000 So you really screwed yourself.
00:47:46.000 I would work really hard on pushing COVID, making us all wear masks and drive with masks on.
00:47:53.000 Mask, mask, mask.
00:47:54.000 Stay home, stay home, stay home.
00:47:57.000 Drop the riots entirely.
00:47:58.000 I would just end that.
00:48:00.000 Maybe get your local police in to start arresting people.
00:48:05.000 And then make a bunch of fake votes.
00:48:09.000 People's dead cats, stuff like that.
00:48:11.000 That's the only way to win.
00:48:12.000 And I think there's a chance of that.
00:48:15.000 I thought this was funny, 1-7.
00:48:17.000 This is becoming a common thing.
00:48:19.000 Like, we gave you everything.
00:48:20.000 Like that Seek Houdini was saying, we gave you everything.
00:48:24.000 And you gave us nothing.
00:48:26.000 You took.
00:48:27.000 Take, take, take.
00:48:28.000 You're like, really?
00:48:28.000 What'd you give me?
00:48:30.000 Basketball players?
00:48:32.000 Rappers?
00:48:34.000 Slang?
00:48:35.000 Okay.
00:48:36.000 Why don't you take those and go?
00:48:40.000 We're good.
00:48:43.000 We gave you medicine, buildings, cars, electricity, your phone, Twitter.
00:49:01.000 It's just a fashion trend.
00:49:03.000 Oh, wait, did I not.
00:49:06.000 So that was the whole clip?
00:49:08.000 Yeah, this is a whole thread.
00:49:10.000 The original deal here.
00:49:13.000 This crowd.
00:49:14.000 Push that one.
00:49:25.000 What's happened?
00:49:27.000 Oh, no.
00:49:28.000 Well, just play it small then.
00:49:30.000 It's the audio that's crucial.
00:49:42.000 We've given you everything.
00:49:43.000 Life.
00:49:44.000 What?
00:49:45.000 You gave us life?
00:49:46.000 You mean you gave birth to me?
00:49:48.000 No, because life came from Africa.
00:49:50.000 Oh, okay.
00:49:50.000 That's valid.
00:49:51.000 Yeah.
00:49:52.000 That's valid.
00:49:53.000 That's the one true thing.
00:49:55.000 But that was me, too.
00:49:56.000 I was African.
00:49:58.000 I come from Africa.
00:49:58.000 It's not like you were dropped here.
00:50:00.000 You don't get to give...
00:50:02.000 We both, all of us started in Africa.
00:50:04.000 Yeah.
00:50:04.000 The continent isn't a black person.
00:50:06.000 Like Toto said, because we're all scatterings of Africa.
00:50:09.000 So we're the same boat there.
00:50:10.000 So you're welcome, fellow African.
00:50:13.000 Love.
00:50:13.000 I don't know what the fuck that means.
00:50:15.000 You mean Jimi Hendrix?
00:50:17.000 Let there be love.
00:50:20.000 You gave us, we gave you life, love, music.
00:50:24.000 Yes, some music.
00:50:25.000 Culture.
00:50:26.000 Kind of, a lot of pop culture.
00:50:28.000 Comedy.
00:50:29.000 Okay, there's Richard Pryor, Chris Rock, there's some very funny black guys.
00:50:34.000 And then she adds vernacular.
00:50:37.000 We've given everybody everything.
00:50:41.000 This kind of bullshit, I think, is why that woman was parking so badly next to my gym where the 18-wheeler couldn't get in.
00:50:47.000 She's just like, I made this whole thing.
00:50:50.000 A truck wants to park?
00:50:51.000 I made that truck with cotton.
00:50:52.000 It's a cottonmobile.
00:50:56.000 Black Africans, slavery is all conservatives are disgusted by slavery.
00:51:00.000 Everyone in the world is disgusted by slavery, except, of course, Muslims who started it and are still doing it.
00:51:06.000 And Africans who participated and are still participating.
00:51:10.000 But after the Civil War, the balance sheet was negative.
00:51:14.000 So all that cotton money, gone.
00:51:17.000 Just like Vice.
00:51:18.000 Vice was broke in the year 2000 and we had to start from scratch.
00:51:22.000 America was broke after the Civil War and we had to start from scratch.
00:51:27.000 So the cotton didn't build this studio.
00:51:29.000 I'm sorry.
00:51:32.000 I would stick with like Cornell West thing is he's like, no, I don't do the slavery thing.
00:51:36.000 I'm pissed off about Jim Crow, the separate drinking fountains.
00:51:40.000 That's a better angle.
00:51:42.000 This whole episode is me giving advice to the radical left on how to destroy us.
00:51:49.000 Oh, this was a fucking hilarious one.
00:51:51.000 I think I mentioned this before, Joy Reid 1-8, saying that all this rioting you're seeing, those Antifa and BLM, is white supremacists.
00:52:01.000 I guess the...
00:52:02.000 What about all the blacks I see looting?
00:58:19.000 uh something like my last molecule my my last faith in humanity is is all predicated on you i'm fucking it up but it said basically i'm imploring you to bring my seat back i need that like the criminal who the fucking junkie who took it is gonna go,
00:58:36.000 hmm.
00:58:37.000 That struck a chord here.
00:58:39.000 Although, I do know of one case where a guy didn't get his head blown off by appealing to the murderer.
00:58:49.000 Do you know how?
00:58:50.000 No.
00:58:52.000 The guy, he was robbing my friend's roommate, who was a drug dealer and had tons of money.
00:58:58.000 That's what happens to all drug dealers.
00:59:00.000 They get robbed by other criminals.
00:59:03.000 And they had taken their masks off.
00:59:05.000 Not a good sign.
00:59:07.000 Because they no longer care if you see them.
00:59:09.000 Oh, shit.
00:59:09.000 Take him into the bathroom.
00:59:11.000 And he had closed the shower curtain.
00:59:13.000 He'd somehow used the shower curtain like this, like gone behind it, and was like training day.
00:59:18.000 Like training day.
00:59:19.000 Like, I don't want the splatter to go on me.
00:59:21.000 Yeah, it's a smart one.
00:59:22.000 And he said, please don't shoot me.
00:59:23.000 I was just with my grandmother today in church.
00:59:25.000 I was just with my grandmother.
00:59:26.000 I don't want her to see me dead.
00:59:27.000 My grandmother at church.
00:59:29.000 And he said it got into his head.
00:59:30.000 Yeah.
00:59:31.000 Because that guy, criminal, he guessed, he was lying, by the way.
00:59:34.000 He guessed that guy doesn't have parents around, but he does have a grandmother and church.
00:59:39.000 Grandma, church, grandma, church.
00:59:41.000 He kept repeating it.
00:59:42.000 He got in.
00:59:42.000 The guy didn't shoot him.
00:59:44.000 And he meant, they took him back into the living room.
00:59:46.000 I've heard that.
00:59:47.000 He saw that the deadbolt was closed and he started timing it and noticing there was little windows and he timed out, get the door.
00:59:55.000 I have to unlock it.
00:59:56.000 That's going to cause at least a second.
00:59:59.000 Maybe two.
01:00:00.000 Terrifying.
01:00:01.000 So I need two seconds to get there, two to undo it, and then maybe another one.
01:00:07.000 I need a five-second window.
01:00:09.000 Can you imagine your heart?
01:00:11.000 Yeah, I don't like putting myself there, but I've done it a couple times.
01:00:13.000 I've thought about it.
01:00:14.000 That lock gets me every time.
01:00:16.000 This is it.
01:00:16.000 Then the two doors.
01:00:19.000 He's going over to the kitchen now.
01:00:20.000 Three, two, one.
01:00:24.000 Terrifying.
01:00:26.000 You trip?
01:00:27.000 What if you trip?
01:00:28.000 Oh my God.
01:00:28.000 You trip on the Ottoman on the way out?
01:00:30.000 Oh.
01:00:31.000 Your sock slips like a manascalco?
01:00:34.000 Or you're sweating so much, your hand slips off the deadbolt.
01:00:38.000 Get him!
01:00:39.000 My whole body feels strange.
01:00:40.000 I'm going to have to go to the bathroom.
01:00:42.000 Excuse me.
01:00:44.000 Anyway.
01:00:46.000 Single mother-owned.
01:00:48.000 But he survived.
01:00:49.000 Oh, sorry.
01:00:50.000 I should probably finish the story.
01:00:52.000 So he did it.
01:00:53.000 He did the five-second.
01:00:54.000 I'm just, I cut it short because Ryan knows the story, but you don't.
01:00:58.000 He did it.
01:00:58.000 He got the window, ran and ran.
01:01:00.000 He said he was running at the speed of light, like his feet weren't touching the ground.
01:01:04.000 Just Hussein Bolt, just gone.
01:01:09.000 A few blocks later, he ran into his friend's house.
01:01:11.000 They called the cops and all that.
01:01:17.000 So, as I keep repeating, these riots are just fashion.
01:01:19.000 They're doing it for the Graham.
01:01:22.000 And like, this guy's a good example, 2-2.
01:01:25.000 You'll seen this van around if you're a riot junkie like I am.
01:01:29.000 And this guy with his little hairdos, Jeremy Vajco, look at him.
01:01:33.000 He's got his little outfit on, his little facial tattoo.
01:01:36.000 He's got his fun van, and he's very eager to do interviews.
01:01:40.000 This is like their new, this is like the radical left Hollywood.
01:01:44.000 Vajco.
01:01:46.000 Welcome to Vajco, where pussies like me are on sale.
01:01:49.000 He's obviously rich because his dad invented vaginas.
01:01:54.000 He should be rich.
01:01:55.000 Business is a bad thing.
01:01:56.000 A building of vaginas.
01:01:57.000 There's what, 3.6 billion of them?
01:01:59.000 That guy must be loaded.
01:02:02.000 There's a Vagco in every home.
01:02:04.000 You get royalties on that.
01:02:05.000 That's what a vagina is.
01:02:06.000 It's a vagina company.
01:02:07.000 That's correct.
01:02:08.000 It makes penises and vaginas.
01:02:10.000 Hi, I'm the head of Vagco.
01:02:12.000 I make penises and vaginas.
01:02:14.000 My wife's vagina is a vagina factory.
01:02:17.000 No, it's a genital factory.
01:02:18.000 But I help.
01:02:20.000 This bag of vaginal.
01:02:21.000 And ironically, I use my genitals to help.
01:02:24.000 I use my penis and my wife's vagina to make penis and vaginas.
01:02:29.000 Anyway, that was a dumb tampon.
01:02:31.000 Music.
01:02:31.000 That's his van.
01:02:32.000 And he's all over the Instagram.
01:02:34.000 They're all doing it for the Graham.
01:02:35.000 They're on Facebook.
01:02:38.000 They've ransacked my van.
01:02:40.000 And I'm a hero.
01:02:41.000 I'm here giving out water to people.
01:02:45.000 I'm a medic, like Gandhi was in the Boer War.
01:02:48.000 I'm a medic.
01:02:49.000 I'm saving.
01:02:50.000 I'm handing out supplies and snacks.
01:02:52.000 I'm handing Doritos to the masses.
01:02:55.000 But my favorite person just doing it for the Graham is this Sierra Boyne.
01:03:01.000 She's a 19-year-old who was the medic who was trying to save Jay Bishop, Jay Aronville, whatever his name is.
01:03:13.000 Jay, the patriot who was shot in the chest.
01:03:16.000 And so her whole thing was like, I was trying to help and the cops shoved me aside and then he died.
01:03:23.000 And I'm looking at her.
01:03:24.000 I did a lot of research on her, but she's only 19.
01:03:26.000 So she doesn't have much of a digital footprint.
01:03:32.000 I was one of the two medics on scene when the man who died last night was shot.
01:03:35.000 I barely had time to begin an examination.
01:03:37.000 She's a child.
01:03:40.000 She's not a medical professional.
01:03:42.000 She's 19.
01:03:44.000 She carries around a first aid kit that you buy at CVS.
01:03:48.000 And now she's a medic?
01:03:50.000 You're going to save a man who was shot in the chest?
01:03:52.000 What are you going to do?
01:03:54.000 I know what you should do.
01:03:55.000 You should cut his thigh, get his femoral artery out, put that in a fake heart machine, and then that machine can do the pumping.
01:04:04.000 And in the meantime, open up his ribs and give him a heart transplant.
01:04:08.000 Jay Bishop.
01:04:12.000 And she's all over Daily Mail, international news, this medic.
01:04:17.000 She's not a medic.
01:04:33.000 He's a medic.
01:04:34.000 She's a fucking medic trying to help him.
01:04:36.000 She's LARPing.
01:04:39.000 She's LARPing.
01:04:40.000 We've gone so far down this LARP tunnel that we're now pretending to be surgeons as a man dies and getting in the way of police and then complaining that the police pushed me out of the way.
01:04:52.000 You're a child, 19.
01:04:55.000 A 19-year-old child with a fucking fake Fisher-Price first aid kit is telling the police how to do their jobs and then going on a media tour.
01:05:06.000 The stethoscope works.
01:05:07.000 It's about to happen.
01:05:15.000 Police officers all have extensive medical training, by the way.
01:05:21.000 So if I'm dying, please get all the teenagers with CVS kits away from me and please let the cop give me that fucking rhythmic thing.
01:05:31.000 You think that maybe police officers have had more experience with people with bullet wounds than a 19-year-old girl?
01:05:36.000 Well, she's actually missed Juneteenth.
01:05:38.000 Did you know that?
01:05:39.000 Oh, no, I didn't know that.
01:05:40.000 Yeah, that's 2-5.
01:05:41.000 Fucking twofer.
01:05:43.000 She was part of a...
01:05:46.000 Oh, here she's doing one of her many interviews.
01:05:48.000 She's all over talking about how she's a medic.
01:05:50.000 And of course, the press just gobbles it up.
01:05:53.000 Is that not loading?
01:05:55.000 Yeah, that's that first video.
01:06:01.000 I'm going to open this new chat.
01:06:05.000 So she's sitting there talking to this woman about how I'm a medic, yeah, and I bring my medical bag over to this.
01:06:10.000 And the woman is just like, mm-hmm.
01:06:12.000 Yeah.
01:06:12.000 Not like, what is your medical training?
01:06:16.000 How long have you been?
01:06:18.000 Sierra.
01:06:19.000 Look at her.
01:06:20.000 How do you spell it, Sierra?
01:06:21.000 S-I-E-R-R-A.
01:06:22.000 And you'll ask her.
01:06:23.000 B-O-Y-N-E.
01:06:24.000 Boy.
01:06:25.000 B-O-Y-N-E.
01:06:26.000 Okay.
01:06:26.000 It's Irish and how it's weird.
01:06:29.000 It's great.
01:06:30.000 It's like Arish and not weird.
01:06:32.000 She's being a character.
01:06:33.000 That's what teenagers do.
01:06:34.000 They don't have a personality yet, so they take someone else's.
01:06:38.000 We all did it as teenagers.
01:06:39.000 You're a cowboy, you're a punk.
01:06:41.000 That's like family barbecue small talk.
01:06:43.000 She's a laid-back medic EMT woman who saves lives.
01:06:46.000 Tell me a little bit about your experiences.
01:06:50.000 Your experience.
01:06:53.000 That's a lot of things.
01:06:54.000 No, I was out here.
01:06:56.000 I accidentally found the racket the first night.
01:06:59.000 And I knew that I was basically bursting plants and myself with explosions and stuff.
01:07:03.000 I grabbed my tiny little person.
01:07:05.000 And I ran out to the street and was out there until like 4 in the morning.
01:07:08.000 Just like helping people with tear capacities and stuff like that.
01:07:11.000 You can see how full of shit you are, brother.
01:07:13.000 It dances your eyebrows to the 100.
01:07:17.000 And I eventually collected all of this.
01:07:18.000 Like, I have my actual, like, fancy little medic bag.
01:07:21.000 Fancy little medic bag, of course.
01:07:24.000 This is a very important cause and it's one worth fighting for, and I felt like my skills are best used as first aid relief and medical relief as much as I can.
01:07:31.000 So.
01:07:32.000 First aid relief and mental relief, did she say?
01:07:34.000 I think she said medical.
01:07:35.000 Oh, medical relief.
01:07:37.000 As best as I can.
01:07:37.000 Yeah, that's not good enough.
01:07:40.000 You don't know anything.
01:07:42.000 First aid relief and medical relief as much as I can.
01:07:44.000 So probably it's like a little thing of milk in there for when you get pepper spray in your eyes.
01:07:49.000 It's exactly like when my daughter had an easy bake oven.
01:07:52.000 She's playing doctor.
01:07:54.000 She carries Narcant, just like knockoff shit.
01:07:58.000 What's 2-5?
01:07:58.000 It's like Narcant.
01:07:59.000 Oh, this is her winning, I think, Miss Juneteenth.
01:08:02.000 Last year when she was 18.
01:08:06.000 Imagine an 18-year-old kid pretending to save your life.
01:08:09.000 She's one of those.
01:08:11.000 The first Miss Juneteenth pageant.
01:08:13.000 Juneteenth, of course, is a celebration of the day blacks got to vote.
01:08:20.000 There are so many cases.
01:08:21.000 We have so much riot footage.
01:08:23.000 It's almost like we could do a live PD episode, which I've already given away this bit, but let's just pretend it just occurred to me now.
01:08:43.000 Hey, folks, and welcome to live PD at Censored.tv.
01:08:47.000 I'm your host, Dan Abrams, and I'm wearing a...
01:08:51.000 Sometimes he wears this.
01:08:52.000 Sometimes he wears a little V-neck sweater.
01:08:54.000 It's an LA thing that drives me nuts.
01:08:56.000 You get ripped, you get buff, and then to show off the muscles you work so hard for, and I bet you he's short.
01:09:02.000 He's got to be short.
01:09:03.000 You wear like a skin-tight shirt that really shows off your, and on top of that, sometimes a little sweater.
01:09:11.000 He always has a little tiny sweater.
01:09:13.000 Or just this LA look of just a dress shirt.
01:09:16.000 Like they'll go to meetings, they'll have dress pants on that are skin tight, little sockless shoes, and then just a tight dress shirt.
01:09:23.000 That's their suit in LA.
01:09:26.000 Fuck, they look ridiculous.
01:09:27.000 Anyway, sorry.
01:09:27.000 I just ruined the whole conceit of this.
01:09:29.000 We are here in the studio.
01:09:31.000 We're going to be checking out live the riots going on right now around America.
01:09:37.000 I'm getting a call in from Seattle.
01:09:40.000 One time I was watching this, you know the other one?
01:09:43.000 There's a FDNY EMT one that has our buddy on it?
01:09:48.000 Live rescue.
01:09:49.000 Live rescue.
01:09:49.000 Well, who's our buddy that he used to Matt Eisman?
01:09:52.000 One time I was watching it, and Matt Eisman goes, we're getting a call here from Seattle.
01:09:56.000 And he touched his right ear.
01:09:58.000 His earpiece was in his left ear.
01:10:00.000 So you could see him going like this, and then you're staring at this earpiece.
01:10:05.000 I emailed him about it, and he said, I said, I'm probably the only person who noticed that.
01:10:08.000 And he goes, everyone noticed it, and I have heard about it 300 times.
01:10:12.000 Thank you very much.
01:10:13.000 Anyway, let's go to Seattle right now.
01:10:17.000 Seattle, Seattle, are you there?
01:10:20.000 This also isn't how they do it.
01:10:22.000 But it doesn't matter.
01:10:24.000 So this is amazing.
01:10:25.000 Look at this.
01:10:26.000 They're throwing Molotov cocktails.
01:10:29.000 Well, somebody just escalated big time.
01:10:32.000 Like, that's a big fucking deal, is it not?
01:10:36.000 Moving back.
01:10:37.000 I remember when I was 20, you know, we were into anarchy and stuff, and we'd have shirts with a Molotov cocktail.
01:10:43.000 But it was always like, this should be in some sort of major revolution in Syria or something or something huge, but not in Seattle.
01:10:51.000 Not a normal little town like Seattle.
01:10:53.000 What the fuck is the police brutality in the Pacific Northwest?
01:10:59.000 There's about three black guys there, and they're all in a band.
01:11:03.000 Everyone leaves them alone.
01:11:05.000 I mean, I'd understand you might have a case in, you know, South Central or Baltimore or East New York or something.
01:11:13.000 But why is the Pacific Northwest the hub of all this?
01:11:18.000 I'll tell you why.
01:11:19.000 Because this is all about white people being mad at white people to make themselves feel morally superior.
01:11:25.000 So the whitest towns are going to be set alight the most.
01:11:31.000 All right, I'm getting a message here.
01:11:33.000 There's a lot going on, just as I was just saying, in Portland.
01:11:36.000 Portland, are you there?
01:11:39.000 Are we getting our Portland?
01:11:40.000 Yeah, there we go.
01:11:41.000 Welcome to my channel.
01:11:43.000 Oh, it's myself currently over here close to Hawthorne Bridge, I believe it to be.
01:11:51.000 Right in between Hawthorne Bridge and Burnside.
01:11:53.000 Can we turn him down for a sec?
01:11:54.000 Because we can't pause.
01:11:55.000 It's live.
01:11:57.000 This guy's just saying where he is.
01:11:59.000 So he's discovered this encampment, and it's all the rioters.
01:12:03.000 He actually recognizes Trumpet Guy.
01:12:05.000 Remember Trumpet Guy we had on the show?
01:12:08.000 He was saying, hit me, hit me in the face, and then they hit him in the cheek.
01:12:12.000 No, he pointed to his forehead, and they hit him in the cheek, and he was shocked and outraged.
01:12:16.000 So Trumpet Guy is there milling around.
01:12:19.000 This is where they are in the day.
01:12:20.000 And here's the million.
01:12:22.000 No, here's the billion-dollar question.
01:12:26.000 Who okayed this?
01:12:27.000 They clearly have permits.
01:12:29.000 Apparently they painted on all this shit, the privacy fence.
01:12:33.000 So they call that an art installation.
01:12:35.000 But Ted Wheeler must have okayed this.
01:12:38.000 They must have said, look, we're going to have riots.
01:12:41.000 We're going to need a place to stay.
01:12:44.000 So can you help us out?
01:12:44.000 And he'll say, oh, okay, I'll have to call it an art installation.
01:12:48.000 Little did he know they'd come to his fucking house.
01:12:51.000 You feed the tiger.
01:12:53.000 He runs out of food.
01:12:54.000 He's going to eat you.
01:12:57.000 So they discover him there.
01:12:59.000 And I think it's actually a chick.
01:13:01.000 They're all so androgynous.
01:13:02.000 She starts slingshotting him rocks.
01:13:08.000 And so somebody was paid quite a bit of money.
01:13:11.000 I will show you the sign here in a bit.
01:13:14.000 Somebody was paid quite a bit of money to put this privacy fence in.
01:13:17.000 And it supposedly connects this housing unit with the sky, the river, and the yeah, the Willamette River that's just right over here and the woodlands.
01:13:31.000 So the one thing that you've got to notice, see right here, individuals like this, they try to stifle your free speech instantly.
01:13:38.000 These are the type of people that cry about issues and then are the ones that are absolutely the cause of said issues.
01:13:46.000 So what we have here is something that really needs to be addressed.
01:13:49.000 I'm going to go take a picture of the sign.
01:13:53.000 Earlier he was talking about the motif, the art installation and the paintings on the fence and what's supposed to mean.
01:13:59.000 It's disgusting.
01:14:01.000 Right there, violent.
01:14:02.000 Here, is that male or female?
01:14:04.000 That's the same violence.
01:14:05.000 The walk seems female, right?
01:14:07.000 You guys do that every night, right?
01:14:09.000 She's got kind of a sexy saunter.
01:14:12.000 Yep.
01:14:12.000 But then when it's dead on, it looks like a dude.
01:14:18.000 Yep.
01:14:21.000 Look, over there.
01:14:22.000 Look at that look.
01:14:24.000 That's a look of violence.
01:14:26.000 Every single night.
01:14:28.000 Oh, there's Trumpet Man.
01:14:29.000 There's Trumpet Man right there.
01:14:31.000 I knew it.
01:14:32.000 This is where they house every single rioter.
01:14:34.000 Okay, it's official.
01:14:36.000 Housed by the city.
01:14:37.000 No, I'm coming down, brother.
01:14:38.000 You don't know how to talk about it.
01:14:39.000 Hold on a sec.
01:14:40.000 I'm getting another call from another place in Portland.
01:14:46.000 Oh, shoot.
01:14:47.000 Did you have a slingshot?
01:14:49.000 Sorry, there's a slingshot being shot.
01:14:50.000 He's such a dumbass.
01:14:51.000 Couldn't even hit a fucking thing right in front of him.
01:14:54.000 Continue on.
01:14:56.000 Look.
01:14:57.000 Wait, wait, go back.
01:14:58.000 This is all live.
01:14:59.000 So stuff happens as it happens.
01:15:03.000 No, this is where anarchists live, Simpleton.
01:15:05.000 There are no rules in life, Simpleton.
01:15:08.000 What do you think is going to happen with that slingshot?
01:15:10.000 Someone's reading their Bible a little too literally.
01:15:13.000 Wait, we have more coming in from Portland.
01:15:16.000 Have you got that signal?
01:15:18.000 Oh, yeah, we got it coming in here.
01:15:21.000 We're being told that a dentist's office is being looted, but nothing to do with the dentist.
01:15:27.000 They needed firewood for a bonfire.
01:15:30.000 They need furniture and other stuff to help.
01:15:35.000 They're stealing chairs from a dentist in Portland in order to build up a random bonfire in the middle of the street because of police brutality.
01:15:46.000 Because George Floyd ate his fentanyl.
01:15:49.000 That's what all of this is ostensibly about.
01:15:52.000 They say it's about police brutality, cops killing random black men.
01:15:56.000 There's no evidence of that.
01:15:58.000 The thing that set it off was George Floyd.
01:16:00.000 George Floyd OD'd himself on purpose because he's an imbecile and he thought he could avoid getting busted for having incredibly potent drugs by eating all of his drugs.
01:16:12.000 Smart, huh?
01:16:15.000 Okay, now we've got, I was talking about Ted Wheeler's home.
01:16:17.000 They vandalized his home, but that didn't happen live.
01:16:21.000 But right now, the mayor of San Jose is having his house vandalized.
01:16:26.000 Now, this mayor, I forget his name, he's some Latino, but this guy is one of the most left-wing mayors in the entire country.
01:16:35.000 He sued Trump.
01:16:37.000 Trump said, I'm not including illegal aliens in the census.
01:16:41.000 And this guy sued Trump.
01:16:43.000 He's got a Black Lives Matter sign in his window.
01:16:46.000 Let me, I've said this so many fucking times.
01:16:49.000 The radical left is the exact same as radical Islam.
01:16:52.000 They are insatiable.
01:16:53.000 If everyone wears a burqa, they'll be wearing the burqa wrong.
01:16:57.000 You can't appease them.
01:16:58.000 Don't give blood to a vampire and think he's not going to come back for more.
01:17:03.000 So this guy kissed the left's ass.
01:17:06.000 I think Ted Wheeler of Portland is moving now, actually.
01:17:10.000 It's a pretty shitty house for a mayor, is it not?
01:17:13.000 And real estate's cheap in San Jose.
01:17:17.000 Okay, I'm getting another call.
01:17:18.000 Oh, this is from our hometown in NYC.
01:17:22.000 By the way, my earpiece is so small you can't see it.
01:17:25.000 It's just, it's skin colored, and it's inside my ear.
01:17:29.000 That's the technology we have now.
01:17:32.000 NYC, are you there?
01:17:34.000 And I have the earpiece for both.
01:17:38.000 Now, those are cobblestone streets, right?
01:17:41.000 People are looting, and they must want something of value.
01:17:45.000 I'm thinking this is Soho.
01:17:50.000 Well, it's night.
01:17:56.000 Why are you saying the sunset's early?
01:18:00.000 You fucking idiot.
01:18:02.000 When is this?
01:18:11.000 Oh my god.
01:18:16.000 Wow.
01:18:19.000 Yo.
01:18:20.000 I'm lost.
01:18:21.000 Like, were the perps in that car, or did they rob that car?
01:18:26.000 This has got to be Soho, Tribeca, West Village.
01:18:36.000 Yeah.
01:18:38.000 Yeah.
01:18:39.000 So they see, just because you get your Gucci bag or your Gucci box and you're running down the street, you're still in danger.
01:18:45.000 Because you've got to get that home.
01:18:49.000 You are the name brand.
01:18:51.000 Oh, wait a minute.
01:18:51.000 We're getting a call from DC.
01:18:53.000 DC's got some stuff going on.
01:18:55.000 DC, are you there, sir?
01:19:05.000 No justice.
01:19:06.000 No peace.
01:19:09.000 So, let me explain their rationale here.
01:19:13.000 The police are killing black people for no reason, just because they're racist.
01:19:18.000 But all of these people sleeping in their homes, they facilitated this by allowing it to happen.
01:19:24.000 It's systemic, you see.
01:19:27.000 It goes into everyone's home.
01:19:29.000 You're racist.
01:19:30.000 I'm racist.
01:19:31.000 This microphone's racist.
01:19:32.000 There's racist molecules in the air.
01:19:35.000 That's what's happening here, folks.
01:19:42.000 How is that for shitty logic?
01:19:43.000 These riots should be called the shitty argument riots.
01:19:47.000 With just fat pigs.
01:19:50.000 Remember yesterday I was talking about the guy, the picture, the girl.
01:19:53.000 See that girl?
01:19:54.000 Remember yesterday I was talking about the handsome-looking guy at the bar who showed me this girl that just dumped him?
01:19:59.000 And I was like, this is irrelevant.
01:20:00.000 She's a pig.
01:20:01.000 That's exactly what she looked like.
01:20:02.000 That's her there.
01:20:06.000 You got dumped by a pig.
01:20:07.000 I just lost respect for you.
01:20:11.000 That's what my wife calls our youngest because he's so cute.
01:20:14.000 She goes, he's my prized pig.
01:20:17.000 Look at this.
01:20:18.000 It's just fashion.
01:20:20.000 Arm in arm.
01:20:20.000 It's just the thing to do.
01:20:21.000 And you know what really pisses me off about all this?
01:20:24.000 I know in 20 years, I'll be too old to argue.
01:20:27.000 I'll be 70.
01:20:28.000 Oh, fuck.
01:20:30.000 He's full of shit.
01:20:32.000 And there'll be all these 40-year-olds going, yeah, I was there.
01:20:35.000 What happened, mom?
01:20:36.000 Oh, my God.
01:20:37.000 Where to begin?
01:20:38.000 So, what was going on is the police were assassinating black people for sport.
01:20:43.000 What?
01:20:44.000 That sounds like Australia in like the 1800s.
01:20:48.000 Yeah, it's really fucked up.
01:20:50.000 But I mean, there was Martin Luther King.
01:20:52.000 When was that?
01:20:53.000 Oh, that was half a century before.
01:20:55.000 And the racism was still going strong in 2020.
01:20:58.000 Yeah, that's fucked up.
01:20:59.000 It actually came back.
01:21:00.000 You see, what happened with the racism was it hid for a long time.
01:21:04.000 It hid?
01:21:05.000 Yeah, it hid.
01:21:07.000 And then this Nazi, there was a Nazi president called Donald Trump.
01:21:10.000 Oh, he was like a anti-Semite racist guy.
01:21:14.000 Yeah, yeah, he raped chicks.
01:21:16.000 What?
01:21:17.000 So he was like a dictator.
01:21:18.000 Like, like Stalin?
01:21:20.000 Yeah, it was really a fucking crazy time.
01:21:23.000 Wow, this is sounding a lot like a lie, mom.
01:21:25.000 No, no, no.
01:21:27.000 I wish.
01:21:28.000 I wish it was a lie.
01:21:30.000 Anyway, we got so sick of it that we took to the streets.
01:21:34.000 Oh, so it was like Venezuela, I guess.
01:21:36.000 So America was exactly like Venezuela in 2020.
01:21:39.000 Were you starving to death?
01:21:40.000 Were people eating their pets?
01:21:42.000 No, we managed to nip it in the bud, actually.
01:21:45.000 It was going to be that bad, and black people were going to be lynched.
01:21:49.000 And so we fought back against the police, and we stopped them.
01:21:52.000 We wanted to defund the police.
01:21:55.000 That wasn't going to lead to an increase in crime?
01:21:57.000 It did.
01:21:58.000 I mean, what we were doing was technically crime, but crime was in the name of good back then.
01:22:04.000 Mom, I think you're full of shit.
01:22:06.000 That 70-year-old man with the walking stick there with the walker, he said that you're lying and it was all fashion.
01:22:13.000 And you did it just so we could be having this conversation.
01:22:16.000 And you did it thinking that I would buy it, but I'm not buying any of it.
01:22:20.000 You're a bitch, and that old man is right.
01:22:22.000 Okay, I think you're making a huge mistake.
01:22:24.000 I'm going to blow him.
01:22:26.000 Look, he's 70.
01:22:27.000 He could barely get it up.
01:22:28.000 He can take one of his sponsors.
01:22:30.000 What was our Viagra sponsor again?
01:22:33.000 He's going to have some Blue Chew.
01:22:34.000 Wait, I'm doing the wrong voice.
01:22:35.000 Oh, fuck it.
01:22:36.000 We're getting a call from DC.
01:22:39.000 D.C., the nation's capital.
01:22:41.000 This is heavy shit, you fucking dummies.
01:22:44.000 If you commit a crime in D.C., it's a federal offense.
01:22:49.000 So you could be going away for 10 years.
01:22:51.000 A true patriot, and, you know, by definition, is somebody that holds its government accountable for the way it acts.
01:22:57.000 So you want to talk patriot?
01:22:59.000 Get out on the fucking streets.
01:23:03.000 This movement is empowering the cunts.
01:23:06.000 It's a very disproportionately cunty movement, especially in DC for some reason.
01:23:11.000 Bitches yelling.
01:23:13.000 I guess because this is a movement of the people who've never been punched in the face, and women have been punched in the face a lot less than men.
01:23:21.000 So when it comes to beasts.
01:23:23.000 Don't do it!
01:23:23.000 Don't do it!
01:23:24.000 Don't do it!
01:23:25.000 Don't do what?
01:23:26.000 Go forward?
01:23:27.000 No!
01:23:28.000 Don't do it!
01:23:30.000 Don't do it!
01:23:35.000 Imagine your daughter going up to the police and calling him a bitch and telling him not to do it.
01:23:40.000 Don't do it!
01:23:41.000 Not gonna do it!
01:23:43.000 He's on this mic.
01:23:44.000 I need backup, dude.
01:23:45.000 This is getting intense.
01:23:48.000 What the fuck?
01:23:48.000 Don't do it!
01:23:50.000 Can you conceive, does your brain, are you- is your brain big enough, have you dropped enough acid in your life to imagine opening a cop's door?
01:24:03.000 Did you hear her?
01:24:04.000 She's saying, get the fuck back here!
01:24:06.000 Hold the fucking line!
01:24:11.000 It's strange that our live footage sometimes has a symbol of replay video at the end.
01:24:16.000 I don't know what that is.
01:24:19.000 Oh, we've got more cunts coming up here, also in DC, which apparently is the cunt capital of the world.
01:24:34.000 This movement is like 70% women.
01:24:41.000 No justice, no peace.
01:24:43.000 No justice, no peace.
01:24:45.000 No justice, no peace, right?
01:24:52.000 Look, it's all for the Graham.
01:24:54.000 He's scared as fuck.
01:25:00.000 You gotta go home and I don't give a fuck.
01:25:03.000 I don't give a fuck.
01:25:04.000 Listen to black women.
01:25:05.000 You gotta go home and I don't give a fuck.
01:25:07.000 Bring us back in the morning.
01:25:09.000 Black people posing for baseball.
01:25:12.000 And then women who just are mad at men and want to be vegetable.
01:25:14.000 Hey, bro, hop on with us.
01:25:16.000 Please come in all this.
01:25:18.000 Yeah, that's it, buddy.
01:25:19.000 Try to be logical.
01:25:21.000 Try to talk to them.
01:25:24.000 If you hop out, you got a chance.
01:25:27.000 So they're telling him to get out of the car and join them if he wants to listen.
01:25:35.000 I wouldn't have my window down.
01:25:39.000 Here's, I think, the only thing you can do is wind up your windows and go, jung, jung, jung, jung, jung.
01:25:47.000 That's fair.
01:25:48.000 That'll stand up in a court of law.
01:25:49.000 You felt that your life was in danger.
01:25:54.000 Wait a minute.
01:25:55.000 I think we have even more.
01:25:57.000 Another thing from DC.
01:25:59.000 We keep getting DC calls.
01:26:04.000 Oh, I love it.
01:26:10.000 Am I nuts?
01:26:11.000 Or do you hear a Middle Eastern accent in this group?
01:26:15.000 Medica.
01:26:19.000 What have I been screaming for years?
01:26:22.000 Radical left is the same as radicalism.
01:26:24.000 Radicals are radicals.
01:26:26.000 And now they have taken on not just the same chant as the radical Islamists, but the same fucking accent.
01:26:34.000 Death to America.
01:26:36.000 It's like Lindsey Lohan.
01:26:38.000 And I am reading the Quran and people like you are people, like a person standing there is shooting pictures of me.
01:26:46.000 Okay, we've got one more call, I think, from Oakland.
01:26:51.000 Or is that...
01:26:52.000 Uh-oh, I think that might be the same.
01:26:54.000 Oh, no, this is a different thing.
01:26:56.000 I don't know what's...
01:26:57.000 We've got some glitches with live PD.
01:26:58.000 That's going to happen.
01:27:00.000 Okay, I think that's it for the show.
01:27:02.000 And it actually is it for live PD.
01:27:05.000 Live PD, this show has been canceled.
01:27:08.000 Dan Abrams and his skinny sweaters are out of a job.
01:27:13.000 Why?
01:27:14.000 Because this show portrays police in a positive light.
01:27:18.000 That's not acceptable.
01:27:20.000 This is why Paw Patrol was canceled, because those cute little puppies portray the police in a positive light.
01:27:26.000 You may not portray police in a positive light anymore, just like you can't portray pedophiles in a positive light.
01:27:33.000 Actually, that's a bad example because I think a lot of BuzzFeed, Vice, a lot of places would happily portray pedophiles as good people.
01:27:43.000 I guess child rapists?
01:27:46.000 Yeah, you can't have a kids show where a child rapist is a cute puppy, or you can't have a live child rapist show where you show child rapists being good people.
01:27:56.000 They have put police in the same position as child rapists, in that they are undefendable.
01:28:03.000 Their behavior is indefensible.
01:28:06.000 Cops are evil, is the narrative, and if you stray from it, you're canceled.
01:28:21.000 I can't believe that fucking show is canceled.
01:28:26.000 That says a lot.
01:28:27.000 Paw Patrol.
01:28:29.000 That Paw Patrol says a lot.
01:28:32.000 What the hell?
01:28:33.000 It says don't question the narrative in any way.
01:28:37.000 And by the narrative, I mean the most radical.
01:28:41.000 The Miss Juneteenth radical.
01:28:44.000 Alright, this has been a lot of chatting.
01:28:50.000 I saw this, so they are making arrests now.
01:28:53.000 I think even the lefties have realized they overdid it.
01:28:57.000 And I saw this video of a communist march in Montreal, my hometown.
01:29:04.000 I want communists to be able to march.
01:29:07.000 I think, this kind of hurts to say, but even Nambla should be allowed to have a discussion.
01:29:13.000 I mean, I'm going to meet them in the parking lot and beat the shit out of them.
01:29:16.000 But there's no limit to free speech.
01:29:18.000 Now, on my personal platform, I don't want some Holocaust denier going off, but that's my personal, that's my living room.
01:29:23.000 Censored.tv is my living room.
01:29:25.000 So I can control that.
01:29:27.000 But if you want to deny the Holocaust on your own, go bananas.
01:29:31.000 I'm not nuts about it.
01:29:33.000 I'm not nuts about you trivializing the death of millions of people, but you should have the right to.
01:29:37.000 Bad ideas should be met with good ideas.
01:29:40.000 However, because of all this shit, I see something like this and I like it.
01:29:44.000 And I think, fuck you.
01:29:45.000 Fuck you for making me like authoritarianism and people stifling free speech.
01:29:56.000 I hate communists.
01:30:00.000 But we're in a situation now where we like seeing people's speech be taken away because they've abused it.
01:30:11.000 Communist Party of Montreal, Canada.
01:30:13.000 Canada's...
01:30:14.000 Montreal's already communist.
01:30:17.000 I bet 90% of the jobs in that town are government jobs.
01:30:23.000 But this is what...
01:30:24.000 This is not what you should do to communists.
01:30:27.000 Well, you should just beat them up.
01:30:29.000 No, but seriously, as far as policy goes, this is not what you should do to communists.
01:30:34.000 Let them have their dumb march.
01:30:35.000 But this is how they should be handling Atifa.
01:30:38.000 And I hate that I'm enjoying this.
01:30:41.000 Yeah.
01:30:43.000 I've been enjoying riot police smashing up people, and I'm like, why?
01:30:49.000 I used to hate the idea of martial law so bad.
01:30:51.000 It's like when I was with that cop bar watching Gonzalez fight, and this person comes in with a Black Lives Matter mask, and I resented them.
01:31:00.000 And then I got mad at them for making me resent a statement like Black Lives Matter.
01:31:04.000 It's like people had shirts that said don't rape kids and they were all acting like assholes.
01:31:10.000 So when I saw don't rape kids, I got mad.
01:31:12.000 Fuck you for me being mad at don't rape kids.
01:31:15.000 Right.
01:31:17.000 Yeah, it's confusing.
01:31:19.000 Look at these spoiled brats.
01:31:20.000 This is a good one.
01:31:21.000 I'm ending it on a positive note with seeing these fuckers get arrested.
01:31:25.000 Not people going on a peaceful march, but assholes, entitled dicks.
01:31:35.000 So you can kind of hop all over this.
01:31:37.000 That's the end.
01:31:38.000 So in Rochester, New York, there's a public safety briefing that's for the press.
01:31:45.000 It's a press conference.
01:31:47.000 But everyone wants to be in.
01:31:48.000 Well, it's not a public thing.
01:31:49.000 But they go, this is a public building.
01:31:51.000 They go, it doesn't work like that, lady.
01:31:52.000 Get out of here.
01:31:53.000 And they go, we pay taxes.
01:31:54.000 This is our room.
01:31:56.000 I love that.
01:31:56.000 Do you get to go to all the jails too and sit there for a night and play with the guns?
01:32:03.000 Is this your house?
01:32:04.000 We pay for this.
01:32:05.000 I pay for taxes, so I own you.
01:32:07.000 Blow me.
01:32:07.000 I love that.
01:32:09.000 The one guy was like, yeah, you can't burn down buildings.
01:32:11.000 Like, it's our building.
01:32:12.000 We pay for it.
01:32:12.000 That's not how it works.
01:32:13.000 You just don't.
01:32:14.000 I want to start a station and make all the hot cops, all the hot female cops blow us.
01:32:18.000 I had to make sure female there.
01:32:21.000 What law are you enforcing right now?
01:32:23.000 Don't touch us.
01:32:24.000 We're not touching us.
01:32:25.000 What law are you enforcing?
01:32:26.000 You can't go to every room you like.
01:32:30.000 Look, they start forcing their way in.
01:32:32.000 And the cops, they're probably not used to this shit.
01:32:34.000 It's Rochester, New York, after all, which is basically Canada.
01:32:39.000 Eventually they go, okay, just go.
01:32:42.000 Strike 32.
01:32:44.000 You're under arrest.
01:32:46.000 You're out.
01:32:47.000 I didn't get 17 warnings.
01:32:49.000 Oh, he gets to stay here because he's a white man in his suit.
01:32:52.000 No, he has press credentials.
01:32:55.000 He actually set this up like two weeks ago.
01:33:00.000 Hands up.
01:33:00.000 Don't shoot us.
01:33:01.000 Don't kill us.
01:33:01.000 Oh, damn it.
01:33:02.000 They got their hands up.
01:33:04.000 Don't kill us like you did to Mike Brown.
01:33:07.000 Can't tell us what to do with our bodies.
01:33:08.000 We're just going into that court.
01:33:10.000 Sure.
01:33:10.000 And my body is stopping your body from doing so.
01:33:12.000 There's a stupid little fucking Japanese backpack in her henna handprint.
01:33:17.000 Help, help!
01:33:18.000 The police are arresting me after Shrike 32.
01:33:27.000 You're gonna escape?
01:33:29.000 Stop it!
01:33:32.000 Just FTP on the back of her shirt, not the police.
01:33:37.000 Do not tase her!
01:33:38.000 Do not tase her!
01:33:39.000 Do not tase her!
01:33:40.000 Do not tase her!
01:33:41.000 Who's saying do not tase her?
01:33:44.000 It's the white guy on the right.
01:33:46.000 So I think those guys are FBI or something.
01:33:48.000 I don't care what you're watching.
01:33:49.000 Or detectives.
01:33:51.000 Wait, I don't care what you want.
01:33:53.000 And they're saying, don't tase her.
01:33:55.000 Let's not make this into a big thing.
01:33:56.000 We'll hold her.
01:33:57.000 Do not tase her.
01:33:59.000 I am watching you.
01:34:01.000 I don't care what you're watching.
01:34:02.000 We're fucking watching you.
01:34:03.000 You have a camera.
01:34:06.000 I'm taking notes.
01:34:07.000 She's literally taking notes.
01:34:10.000 And what does she write?
01:34:11.000 Because she only wrote one word.
01:34:13.000 Bad.
01:34:18.000 I saw a bad thing today.
01:34:21.000 So, you got the story?
01:34:22.000 Yeah, actually, I just wrote the word bad.
01:34:25.000 I need a little bit more detail.
01:34:27.000 No, it's the Michael Jackson song.
01:34:28.000 Listen to how much he's bitching as he walks her out of the place.
01:34:31.000 Don't fucking drag me, bitch.
01:34:32.000 I'm bringing you this motherfucking dragon.
01:34:33.000 You think you're talking to me?
01:34:36.000 What's going on?
01:34:39.000 You can't move that fast?
01:34:41.000 You were moving.
01:34:42.000 Yeah, we saw that.
01:34:42.000 Remember that footage you were talking about?
01:34:44.000 Yeah, you were moving pretty fast.
01:34:46.000 Was that all you had in you?
01:34:48.000 Oh my god, that woman with Notepad just added the squared sign next to bad.
01:34:54.000 Let's just pray she doesn't undermine it or we're all I will circle it.
01:35:00.000 You just bought yourself an underline and a circle and an exclamation mark and a squared.
01:35:08.000 I might write it really hard so it's on two pages.
01:35:11.000 I might even write to the bone after and play George Thorogood.
01:35:18.000 Oh, that's so silly.
01:35:20.000 Oh, that's so silly.
01:35:21.000 It's a toad.
01:35:22.000 That's a toad.
01:35:28.000 I've noticed a lot of mulattoes being arrested.
01:35:31.000 I think that there's a lot of half black protesters, activists, who grew up with their white mom and they feel that they've cheapened themselves.
01:35:40.000 And so they have to overcompensate.
01:35:42.000 Just like Jordan Peele, making all, because he grew up white in the whitest white of Manhattan Upper West Side.
01:35:49.000 And so all his movies are about black, get out, and black pow and no white people.
01:35:55.000 And I'm noticing that with the arrests.
01:35:58.000 I could be wrong.
01:35:58.000 It's just a pattern I'm sensing.
01:36:00.000 But look at 3.8.
01:36:01.000 This seems to be the typical perpetrator that is now getting arrested.
01:36:08.000 Something tells me dad was not around.
01:36:12.000 But go to the top.
01:36:14.000 Peaceful protest.
01:36:14.000 Black Lives Matter activist from India charged with 19 felonies for attacking gassing police in San Diego.
01:36:22.000 What was the gas?
01:36:22.000 Is this pepper spray or worse?
01:36:26.000 Tear gas.
01:36:27.000 Tear gas.
01:36:31.000 When I was a little kid, when I was 18, I hated cops because we were punks and cops were jerks.
01:36:37.000 But the idea of like pulling on the door of a cop car, get out of here, shithead.
01:36:42.000 Or saying, don't drag me, bitch.
01:36:45.000 Or tear gassing a cop?
01:36:48.000 Like, if it's easier for you, think of them as bikers.
01:36:51.000 Can you imagine going up to a pagan or a fucking Chingaling or a Mongol and just being like, fuck you.
01:37:00.000 I mean, it happened in the East Village.
01:37:02.000 Some kid parked in front of their clubhouse and they said, ah, you can't park here.
01:37:05.000 And he said, fuck you, bitch.
01:37:07.000 Like, the guy has to stab him.
01:37:10.000 Or the Hell's Angels are fucked.
01:37:12.000 They do it because police have restraint and they know that.
01:37:15.000 Yeah.
01:37:16.000 Well, that's the same thing with the Prabhupos.
01:37:18.000 The reason they call us a violent hate group is because they know we won't fuck with them.
01:37:22.000 Because we're not a violent hate group.
01:37:24.000 They don't say it of the Aryan nation.
01:37:30.000 This is a good one.
01:37:31.000 We'll end the segment with this.
01:37:34.000 Here's some true Riot Porn.
01:37:36.000 it's funny I called this show Riot Porn, and the only really satisfying one is this last one.
01:37:41.000 This final video.
01:37:44.000 Nope.
01:37:45.000 3-8.
01:37:46.000 Ah, fucking 3-8.
01:37:48.000 That's 3-8.
01:37:49.000 It is?
01:37:51.000 What the poop?
01:37:52.000 No, 3-9.
01:37:52.000 Oh, okay.
01:37:54.000 I would have been a real bummer if I hadn't provided that link.
01:37:58.000 This one is fucking great, by the way, McMahon.
01:38:00.000 You're gonna love it.
01:38:03.000 No tow trucks allowed.
01:38:06.000 What's your logic here?
01:38:09.000 Black people are dying because of cops, so tow trucks can't get to work.
01:38:13.000 So they...
01:38:14.000 Oh, shoot.
01:38:16.000 He got away.
01:38:18.000 God damn it.
01:38:19.000 Oh, there's a car here.
01:38:21.000 Well, whatever.
01:38:21.000 I'll just go on the other side of the road.
01:38:23.000 Haha, nice try.
01:38:24.000 I'm actually a cop, dude.
01:38:26.000 And whammo!
01:38:28.000 Face first into me.
01:38:29.000 Wow, we cajoodles.
01:38:37.000 Am I the only guy with a boner right now?
01:38:39.000 And then they just yell, stop it!
01:38:42.000 Okay, I'll stop it.
01:38:45.000 I'm so hard, you would think I just won the Rubik's Cube competition.
01:38:49.000 I'm a speed cuber.
01:38:51.000 I have a speed cube.
01:38:55.000 Then just start arresting them all as women scream, stop!
01:38:58.000 They're so dumb.
01:39:00.000 Uh-oh.
01:39:01.000 By the way, I don't know if you know this about police, but if you yell stop, they have to stop by law.
01:39:06.000 Or if you punch your car, they have to stop by law.
01:39:10.000 Also, if you really want to fuck them over, write down the word bad in your notebook.
01:39:14.000 It's kryptonite.
01:39:16.000 It's police kryptonite.
01:39:17.000 I might add to the bone and play George Thorgood.
01:39:22.000 All right, I cried at that.
01:39:24.000 That's enough.
01:39:25.000 It was emotional.
01:39:32.000 How are we going, uh, mailbag?
01:39:36.000 Yeah.
01:39:38.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.
01:39:43.000 Let's turn our eyes together.
01:39:48.000 Let me touch it.
01:39:59.000 Buoyah, nigga.
01:40:01.000 Which in Mandarin means I don't want that.
01:40:04.000 Intent matter.
01:40:05.000 By the way, that's just a random Chinese thing I say.
01:40:09.000 I don't think it means I am a teacher.
01:40:11.000 I lived in Taiwan for a very long time.
01:40:14.000 I know that wo means me.
01:40:17.000 Wo Chi Su means I am a vegetable, but it really means I'm a vegetarian.
01:40:22.000 Wo Chilao Shi means I am a teacher.
01:40:27.000 Zai Chie is goodbye.
01:40:29.000 Deipichi is excuse me.
01:40:31.000 Sui jiao is thirsty.
01:40:33.000 Suijiao is thy thirsty.
01:40:34.000 Zai Che is goodbye.
01:40:36.000 Che shie is thank you.
01:40:38.000 Nihao is hello.
01:40:39.000 Nihao ma is hi, how are you?
01:40:42.000 Intent matters and the burden of proof rightly favors the accused.
01:40:46.000 We must stop humoring this movement.
01:40:48.000 It's some combination of malevolent and psychotic.
01:40:52.000 It can't be given power for the same reason one doesn't hand control a plane to a passenger who insists he must have it.
01:40:58.000 Thanks for the news flash, Brett.
01:41:01.000 Wow.
01:41:02.000 What a big brain on Brett.
01:41:04.000 What's the part below that, though?
01:41:05.000 I can't believe this is real, but it is.
01:41:06.000 The USC professor is on leave after students were offended that a Chinese word he used during a lecture on foreign languages sounded like an English racial slur.
01:41:13.000 Oh my God.
01:41:15.000 Oh my God.
01:41:17.000 Oh.
01:41:18.000 We have reached peak clown world.
01:41:20.000 Oh, that's awesome.
01:41:21.000 Niga is that in Mandarin.
01:41:24.000 You have a problem with the Chinese then.
01:41:26.000 In fact, speaking of clown world, that's a common joke.
01:41:29.000 Yes.
01:41:30.000 I heard that stand-up comedian say, the reason I don't like Chinese people is they're racist.
01:41:34.000 They're always saying nigga.
01:41:34.000 Yeah.
01:41:36.000 Can we hear the talk?
01:41:38.000 The common word is that.
01:41:39.000 That, that, that, that.
01:41:40.000 So in China, it might be nigga.
01:41:42.000 So there's different words that you'll hear in different countries, but they're vocal dysfrolencies that's saying that, that, that.
01:41:50.000 Two things.
01:41:51.000 One is you can put a you have a lot of um or errors, and this is culturally specific.
01:41:54.000 So based on your native language, like in China, the common word is that.
01:42:00.000 Like here it's um.
01:42:02.000 But they also, yeah, his point is they also use it to just mean a dot dot dot.
01:42:07.000 Like in Puerto Ricans seem to do that for a mira.
01:42:10.000 Ete.
01:42:10.000 Or they do.
01:42:11.000 Mira, mira.
01:42:12.000 Mira.
01:42:13.000 Well, that means look.
01:42:14.000 Ete is what they do.
01:42:15.000 They're like when there's a word on the tip of the ete.
01:42:18.000 And the Japanese go a ano ano.
01:42:21.000 What does ano mean?
01:42:22.000 Abandon your son.
01:42:23.000 Like that.
01:42:24.000 No, it doesn't.
01:42:26.000 That's done quietly.
01:42:27.000 In Quebec, it's le.
01:42:28.000 Le, le, le, le.
01:42:30.000 Just means the.
01:42:31.000 But they're like, lolo, say lo, le, le.
01:42:34.000 And means get out of here.
01:42:36.000 Fuck off.
01:42:36.000 In Canada, it's fun.
01:42:37.000 One time I was in a lineup at CVS, and this guy said five lows.
01:42:41.000 He went, not CVS, it's called Jean-Coutu up there.
01:42:44.000 But he goes, Lolo, Lo, Le.
01:42:46.000 And then my girlfriend turned around and she went, meaning that's too many Loes.
01:42:51.000 Really?
01:42:52.000 Yeah.
01:42:53.000 In Canada, it's literally fuck, isn't it?
01:42:55.000 The pumpkin.
01:42:56.000 Sort of, yeah.
01:42:56.000 Fucking like, what's the matter with you, fuck?
01:43:00.000 I like that.
01:43:01.000 I just found out I got cancer.
01:43:03.000 Fuck.
01:43:05.000 Hey, homos, name a time the other was there for you that you really appreciate, as well as a good quality you respect in the other.
01:43:14.000 Who is this retard?
01:43:15.000 This is a gay.
01:43:17.000 No sarcasm allowed.
01:43:18.000 It must be a meaningful homosexual example.
01:43:21.000 Not fag, Ryan.
01:43:22.000 Do you think your pseudo-father has ever heard the mailbag song?
01:43:26.000 And if so, do you think this person is drunk, but it was sent at 2.35 p.m.
01:43:31.000 And if so, do you think you have injured him yesterday?
01:43:35.000 Or do you think he feels like there's nothing wrong with that?
01:43:38.000 Who is that?
01:43:38.000 I cherish you guys more than the guy, blah, blah, blah.
01:43:41.000 So we're supposed to come with a time when I've been there for you and when you've been there for me.
01:43:45.000 Yes.
01:43:46.000 Bailed me out of jail.
01:43:47.000 That's a good one.
01:43:48.000 Okay.
01:43:49.000 Bailed you out of jail.
01:43:50.000 And I very much appreciate that.
01:43:51.000 Thank you.
01:43:52.000 And other things.
01:43:53.000 There's plenty of other.
01:43:55.000 You looked after my house when I was away.
01:43:58.000 Like it was my own.
01:44:00.000 I was nice.
01:44:00.000 Holding a bat.
01:44:01.000 And then you contacted me and you were like, you know, you don't have to stand there with a bat the whole night.
01:44:07.000 I'm like, I sure damn do.
01:44:09.000 This one's from Cody.
01:44:11.000 I've been sent this video approximately 300,000 times.
01:44:14.000 And it's ancient Chinese secret.
01:44:17.000 Stop sending me this.
01:44:18.000 It's not new.
01:44:19.000 This is from at least two years ago.
01:44:23.000 Oh, God, again, in Hamilton, Ontario, where these Christians were having a rally, and Antifa showed up with these large black flag things and were pushing against the Christians.
01:44:36.000 And a hoser with a dart in his mouth kicked their ass with his helmet.
01:44:42.000 I want to start dressing like these guys.
01:44:43.000 Like, I want to dress like Kyle Rittenhouse, get a green shirt.
01:44:46.000 Faith Goldie knows that guy.
01:44:47.000 No way.
01:44:48.000 Yeah.
01:44:50.000 You could get him on your show if you had one.
01:44:53.000 Why don't you get him on Ryan's mailbag?
01:44:55.000 Hey, Gavin, would you rather have sex with a goat, but nobody would ever know about it, or not have sex with a goat, but everyone you know thinks that you did?
01:45:02.000 Oh, definitely the first one.
01:45:03.000 Yeah, the first.
01:45:04.000 Because my kids would be known as goat fucker kids.
01:45:08.000 The kids fucker kids.
01:45:10.000 Yeah, it doesn't really matter that you didn't fuck a goat if everyone thinks you fucked a goat.
01:45:13.000 They call you kids or goats, right?
01:45:15.000 Hey, terrible.
01:45:16.000 Yeah, like my daughter would be on her third date with a guy.
01:45:18.000 I've been meaning to ask this since we met, but did your dad really fuck a goat?
01:45:23.000 Although there's so everyone thinks I'm a Nazi.
01:45:25.000 That's not true.
01:45:26.000 True.
01:45:26.000 And everyone thought Richard Gere put a gerbil up his ass.
01:45:29.000 Would you rather be a Nazi and nobody know about it?
01:45:32.000 Then what the exact situation that we have in reality right here is?
01:45:36.000 Yeah.
01:45:36.000 You think you are and you're not.
01:45:37.000 Remember that good one here?
01:45:38.000 This came from the mailbag.
01:45:39.000 Would you rather be ugly and smell amazing or handsome but stink?
01:45:43.000 Rarely get good ones, but that is good.
01:45:45.000 That is a good one.
01:45:46.000 I think I'd be handsome but stink.
01:45:49.000 I mean, I'm at the gym every morning.
01:45:51.000 Everyone fucking reeks.
01:45:54.000 And there's ways to hide, but you can't hide the stink, right?
01:45:57.000 Or it's not a...
01:45:58.000 Yeah, it's like, but it sucks because you are ugly and you do stink.
01:46:00.000 So it's anyone is an upgrade.
01:46:04.000 I don't think I stink, do I?
01:46:05.000 Sometimes.
01:46:06.000 You stink of fucking cologne.
01:46:09.000 Yeah, one time you told me I reeked and it was of cologne, but you didn't tell me that.
01:46:12.000 So I put on more cologne.
01:46:15.000 Remember?
01:46:16.000 Yeah.
01:46:16.000 That would be like...
01:46:17.000 This is why I say you're like a dog got a brain.
01:46:21.000 Okay, this one, this guy's saying, hopefully it's not ancient news.
01:46:24.000 And what's he sending us?
01:46:27.000 Ancient new religion.
01:46:30.000 Oh, that's awesome.
01:46:31.000 People sinned a great sin, for they had made them a god of gold.
01:46:37.000 And they bore him upon their shoulders.
01:46:40.000 That's all.
01:46:47.000 That's fucking awesome.
01:46:48.000 Thank you for that.
01:46:49.000 That made my day.
01:46:54.000 This is a long-ass episode.
01:46:57.000 Hell yeah.
01:46:58.000 How do I get a hold of the Prowboys?
01:47:00.000 I want to join them.
01:47:01.000 I don't know, dude.
01:47:06.000 Dear Gommel, I am not a dad, but I am an 18-wheeler driver, and I appreciated your awareness.
01:47:14.000 The general public act like fucking window lickers around us truckers.
01:47:18.000 I wanted to share the site with a fellow Trumper on FB, and this happened.
01:47:22.000 Keep up the good work.
01:47:23.000 I love Get Off My Lawn, even at Dawn and Goldfish.
01:47:28.000 Jeff.
01:47:30.000 Your comment cannot be shared because this link goes against our community standards.
01:47:34.000 Yeah, sorry, Jeff, you're not allowed to share censored TV.
01:47:37.000 You could share a picture of it if you screenshot the URL, or you can space the URL.
01:47:42.000 Yeah, write out dot.
01:47:44.000 There was a time when Instagram let you DM it if the TV was capitalized.
01:47:51.000 I only knew Window Licker as the Apex twin song.
01:47:55.000 Oh, but it's the kind of retard who licks the windows of the short bus.
01:47:59.000 That's good to know.
01:48:02.000 Can we look up the etymology of Koon while we're...
01:48:05.000 Sure.
01:48:05.000 Etty Malojibi.
01:48:13.000 Popular abbreviation of cartoon.
01:48:16.000 I mean, sorry, of Kuhn.
01:48:18.000 Now insulting U.S. meaning was in use by 1837, said to be from Barrakoon, from Portuguese baraka, slave depot, pen, or rough enclosure for black slaves.
01:48:29.000 Ah, so it's a Portuguese word for a slave cage.
01:48:34.000 It's good to know.
01:48:35.000 All right, let's do one more.
01:48:37.000 Men of God, I thought you'd like this song.
01:48:39.000 Jake Hamilton is a Christian singer who's friends with Kanye and Brian Head Welch of Corn.
01:48:44.000 Know you guys love Jesus.
01:48:46.000 And good tune.
01:48:47.000 So here's a good mix.
01:48:52.000 I'm bored.
01:48:55.000 Skip around here.
01:49:00.000 I like it.
01:49:01.000 Yeah, it's not a good sign if Ryan likes it.
01:49:04.000 Doo-do-doo!
01:49:08.000 That's sick?
01:49:10.000 It's going on my playlist.
01:49:13.000 Of songs.
01:49:15.000 Okay, this one's from Leo.
01:49:17.000 Last letter.
01:49:18.000 Hey, Gav, you got to explain to the war boys that going to Portland is a waste of time.
01:49:22.000 Let that city continue to destroy itself.
01:49:24.000 You know that the media will lie their asses off and say it's right-wing violence.
01:49:27.000 Where have we heard this before?
01:49:28.000 Tell them to stick with pro-Trump events like the Boat Party and keep away from this bullshit after the election.
01:49:34.000 After that, rally all the fuck you want.
01:49:37.000 Thanks for the tip, kid.
01:49:41.000 Things are not always as they seem.
01:49:44.000 All right, we're done.
01:49:46.000 That was a long-ass show, but we had to get that riot off our backs.
01:49:49.000 And we're going to end with a video that Ryan and I have watched 632,000 times.
01:49:54.000 I think we'll try to just watch it a thousand right now.
01:49:57.000 Coming, I'm coming.
01:50:00.000 A little hard on that turn, dude.
01:50:02.000 Oh, he saves it.
01:50:03.000 Oh, I got to get out.
01:50:04.000 Nope, no.
01:50:07.000 I love it.
01:50:07.000 Come, poor bastard.
01:50:09.000 I love it.
01:50:10.000 I love that he saved the day and then realized that he didn't.
01:50:14.000 And then, secondly, he goes, I better get out.
01:50:17.000 Coming, I'm coming.
01:50:18.000 And nope, you're not getting out, buddy.
01:50:20.000 I think that's an expensive mistake, too.
01:50:23.000 You're going down with a ship.
01:50:24.000 Oh, you're right.
01:50:25.000 As far as golf courses go, yeah, sure.
01:50:27.000 You can tell by the track that it's a really, really fancy one.
01:50:33.000 Either that's his personal one or he rented that.
01:50:36.000 Someone's got to pay.
01:50:37.000 coming, I'm coming.
01:50:38.000 Oh, yeah.
01:50:38.000 Well, I think you're strong enough to get it out of the water, but I assume the electric's fried.
01:50:47.000 Coming, I'm coming.
01:50:49.000 All right, one more time.
01:50:50.000 Don't laugh.
01:50:51.000 That's my career in that job.
01:50:55.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:50:59.000 Maybe not, but I have things to share.
01:51:01.000 Maybe I could hold your hand or something where I guess it's not that I was happy to be here.
01:51:08.000 In this sort of moment's where I thought most of my we're all alone, I guess the moment's always seemed to catch my eye and build up the other stay with me and they'll stay along.
01:51:21.000 I walk for hours with the raising free.