Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E101

00:00:39.000 Or, as my kids used to say, in greeny dents.

00:00:43.000 It's so fun when they get words wrong and then they start getting them right.

00:00:46.000 And that's the end of the cuteness.

00:00:50.000 Where cuteness goes to die.

00:00:54.000 The end of the cuteness.

00:00:58.000 Like when they call a sloss a slog.

00:01:03.000 Or when they call sunscreen sunscream.

00:01:08.000 That was actually Samantha B's kid.

00:01:12.000 What else did he?

00:01:13.000 That's how guys talk to one another.

00:01:16.000 Last night, we played Yellow Submarine, which my middle child recorded when he was four.

00:01:25.000 And my wife put it on the speakers and he ran away.

00:01:28.000 He's like, in a town, an husband, in the yellow submarine.

00:01:36.000 I have another recording of him where he goes, my waddy body weaked on my ganoli by.

00:01:44.000 I understand that.

00:01:46.000 His water bottle leaked on his gorilla bar.

00:01:48.000 There's a piece of mouse standing there.

00:01:50.000 There's some other thing.

00:01:51.000 He says, there's a piece of mouse standing there.

00:01:53.000 I want to kill a mouse.

00:01:54.000 Piece of mouse standing there.

00:01:56.000 And then as he got older, he made up all these colloquialisms.

00:01:58.000 I've told you about them before, like, the Bob Marley has begun.

00:02:03.000 Or scientists say when you read a book to love, you just fall apart.

00:02:09.000 Or, did you know that you're not fair?

00:02:14.000 I forget the one on the way back from Vermont that was like hilarious.

00:02:19.000 It was my youngest boy.

00:02:20.000 Yeah, it was really funny.

00:02:21.000 I forgot what it was.

00:02:23.000 That was Parquet Quartz, a New York band who was walking through Ridgewood, Queens.

00:02:29.000 Great jam.

00:02:31.000 What does it remind me of?

00:02:32.000 Jonathan Richmond or something?

00:02:33.000 It's very like 70s new avant-garde CBGB's rock.

00:02:46.000 She's a little too skinny there, lady.

00:02:48.000 You look weird.

00:02:49.000 She's starving.

00:02:49.000 And then you're too fat.

00:02:53.000 I was walking through Richmond Queens.

00:02:56.000 And I was flipping through magazines.

00:02:58.000 I was so starving.

00:03:01.000 I thought it was so fucking starving.

00:03:05.000 Today's book, I meant to mention this yesterday, Fast Food Nation.

00:03:09.000 I would recommend this for Ryan.

00:03:12.000 People who don't read books always read this book.

00:03:14.000 This is one of those books that non-readers like.

00:03:18.000 And basically, it's divided into two parts.

00:03:24.000 The first half is called The American Way.

00:03:30.000 And it's about the culture of McDonald's and all that stuff.

00:03:34.000 And then the second part is meat and potatoes.

00:03:36.000 And he gets into the real grit of how it's made and how gross it is and how unhealthy it is and how addictive it is.

00:03:43.000 They did a movie of it, actually.

00:03:45.000 So don't watch that.

00:03:46.000 That's cheating.

00:03:48.000 And he's trying to be like Upton Sinclair, the jungle, right?

00:03:51.000 He's trying to expose the fast food industry.

00:03:55.000 It is fascinating how gross it is, but my problem with these kind of books, same as Supersize Me, the movie that What's His Name did.

00:04:05.000 What's his name again?

00:04:07.000 My kids were friends with his kids.

00:04:08.000 Martin.

00:04:10.000 I know what you're talking about.

00:04:12.000 The fuck's his name?

00:04:14.000 Supersize Me Guy.

00:04:15.000 Yeah, Super Size Me Guy.

00:04:16.000 That's his name.

00:04:18.000 Morlock.

00:04:19.000 Morgan Spurg.

00:04:20.000 Morgan Spurgock, yeah.

00:04:21.000 And the assumption is that we don't know fast food is bad for you.

00:04:25.000 It's like candy.

00:04:26.000 If you ate candy every day, you'd be fat and sick and weak and all of that bad stuff.

00:04:31.000 So fast food is a vice.

00:04:35.000 You eat it on a road trip.

00:04:36.000 You eat it when you're fucking in a rush or something.

00:04:40.000 It should not be a staple.

00:04:41.000 And Suprasize Me was fucking annoying because he ate it breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

00:04:48.000 And he should get sued for that movie, by the way.

00:04:50.000 Sue Morgan Spurlock McDonald's.

00:04:53.000 Because one detail he left out, it was that he was drinking fucking like a fish during that time.

00:04:59.000 He was a wasteoid.

00:05:01.000 And they show him puking outside his car.

00:05:03.000 Yeah, because he was so hungover, apparently.

00:05:06.000 But McDonald's gets the blame.

00:05:09.000 You know a funny thing, too, about that?

00:05:11.000 In the movie, they show these black guys who eat McDonald's every day.

00:05:16.000 And they have six packs because their metabolism is so mental.

00:05:23.000 And that refutes his point.

00:05:25.000 Or at least makes it racial.

00:05:26.000 You have to divide up the races because apparently blacks can handle McDonald's better than whites.

00:05:32.000 And then they show this white dude who's had a Big Mac every day of his life since he was like nine.

00:05:38.000 And he's 50 now.

00:05:39.000 And he's skinny as a bean pole.

00:05:42.000 So that also refutes his thesis.

00:05:44.000 But anyway, at the very least, read the first half because it's a fascinating story.

00:05:50.000 I bet McDonald's was fucking good in 1955.

00:05:54.000 Imagine?

00:05:55.000 Hell yeah.

00:05:56.000 There's the guy, yeah.

00:05:57.000 All the fries were handcut.

00:06:02.000 I spent $40.

00:06:04.000 That's him.

00:06:05.000 What a weird looking dude.

00:06:08.000 He's not sexy at all.

00:06:09.000 No.

00:06:10.000 I'm not fucking him.

00:06:11.000 He looks like a great guy.

00:06:12.000 Hey, if you're watching this guy who has a Big Mac every day, don't write in here looking for a date because I'm not interested.

00:06:19.000 Although Sean Lennon might want to hang out with you just for old time's sake.

00:06:25.000 Whoa, they both have weird bangs.

00:06:27.000 Did you meet at the fucking Weird Bangs Club?

00:06:28.000 Look at him.

00:06:30.000 Look at their hair.

00:06:31.000 He took all her bangs.

00:06:36.000 I'm a nurse practitioner, so I bug people all the time about stopping smoking and exercising and eating right and things like that.

00:06:43.000 She says, if I ever get fat or unhealthy because of it, you're going to have to stop.

00:06:48.000 Well, it hasn't happened, so let's not stop.

00:06:50.000 Does he eat the fries with it too?

00:06:52.000 No, very simple.

00:06:54.000 Hamburger is my favorite food.

00:06:56.000 People ask me what would I eat instead, and I don't know.

00:07:00.000 A lot of days that's hamburger is my favorite food.

00:07:03.000 It's not really a food, sir.

00:07:04.000 I've had other things here.

00:07:06.000 Like when the kids are small, you know, if they didn't finish something, they probably eat more happy meals than any other kids on Earth.

00:07:11.000 Okay, boring.

00:07:12.000 Well, I remember lots of McDonald's.

00:07:14.000 Boring.

00:07:16.000 I'm sick.

00:07:17.000 So I spent $40 on vitamin C because I heard it's good for your immune system.

00:07:22.000 I didn't want to get sick.

00:07:23.000 Fucking sick as a dog the next day.

00:07:26.000 Had 100 sneezes at yesterday's show, and now I feel like in this congested head bubble.

00:07:31.000 My wife has it too.

00:07:32.000 My son had it.

00:07:34.000 I was worried it was COVID, but I did taste some hot sauce.

00:07:37.000 Good.

00:07:37.000 And you said you had this too, right?

00:07:39.000 Yeah, just, well, I didn't lose my smell, but I was very, I wasn't sneezy, but this felt like shit.

00:07:45.000 Yeah, I feel like there's a bowling ball in my sinuses.

00:07:47.000 Yep.

00:07:48.000 I just drink a lot of water.

00:07:50.000 A lot of water.

00:07:51.000 A lot of water.

00:07:52.000 Some orange juice.

00:07:53.000 So don't get your hopes up on this show.

00:07:56.000 It's going to suck.

00:07:57.000 You might just turn it off if you're busy.

00:07:59.000 If you're going to skip a show, this is a show to skip.

00:08:02.000 It's going to reek.

00:08:04.000 And I've been avoiding talking about race.

00:08:06.000 So I have all this racism piled up.

00:08:08.000 So it's going to be racity, race, race, race, race, race.

00:08:11.000 Which is boring.

00:08:14.000 But the news puts it on the front page every day.

00:08:17.000 This is awesome.

00:08:19.000 So Maxine Waters, who I believe is 113 years old, doesn't live in her own district and is retarded.

00:08:26.000 There's one person more retarded than her, and his name is Hank Johnson.

00:08:29.000 We'll be covering him at the end of the show.

00:08:31.000 But she has Alzheimer's.

00:08:34.000 And she said, riot.

00:08:36.000 If Chauvin is found innocent, we have to burn the city down.

00:08:41.000 She is Antifa.

00:08:44.000 And the judge threatened a mistrial because of this statement, which I think would be fucking perfect.

00:08:50.000 Wouldn't that be great?

00:08:51.000 Because now there's going to be riots no matter what.

00:08:54.000 If they don't say Chauvin has to be burned alive, then there's going to be riots.

00:09:00.000 But then if he declared a mistrial and then riots ensued, she would have instigated them.

00:09:07.000 And now the riots look like the DNC.

00:09:10.000 And it's a black woman doing it.

00:09:13.000 So it fucks the whole narrative up.

00:09:16.000 The judge has an out here to avoid being responsible for riots.

00:09:20.000 And he can just put it on Maxine.

00:09:21.000 The thing about the mistrial is I think the judge didn't want a mistrial because the prosecution offered like the worst case scenario for a prosecution.

00:09:31.000 So, you know, like maintain the fuck up.

00:09:36.000 Like the prosecution fucked up so bad that wiping it all out with a mistrial to then have another trial would be bad because then they might actually have their shit together the next time.

00:09:46.000 I don't think these rioters have the attention span for another riot, for another trial.

00:09:50.000 They're going to forget about it.

00:09:51.000 You're right.

00:09:52.000 Good point.

00:09:53.000 The media reports.

00:09:54.000 I realize what I'm suggesting is immoral and against the justice system, but that's where we're at now.

00:09:58.000 That's their game.

00:10:00.000 I've been playing dirty for a long time.

00:10:01.000 I don't know why you conservative Christians are still worried about doing the right thing.

00:10:06.000 We should have rigged the election.

00:10:10.000 They say I advocate violence.

00:10:12.000 No, I advocate self-defense.

00:10:14.000 Conservatives don't fight back.

00:10:16.000 When I said choke a bitch, choke a training, that clip you've seen out of context, I was reacting to guys who were getting their Trump supporters were getting spat on.

00:10:30.000 These Antif were spitting in their face and then saying, I identify as a woman.

00:10:34.000 You can't hit me.

00:10:34.000 You can't hit a woman.

00:10:36.000 And the conservative Christians were agreeing and saying, okay, securities with spit hanging off their face.

00:10:44.000 Like, that's assault.

00:10:46.000 You just got assaulted.

00:10:47.000 Don't call for security.

00:10:51.000 Here's another crazy thing to say.

00:10:53.000 You ready for this one?

00:10:56.000 Utility, a ration of passion, right?

00:10:59.000 If you're a utilitarian, finding Chauvin innocent is going to have businesses destroyed, get people killed, devastate Minneapolis perhaps permanently.

00:11:11.000 Maybe you should throw an innocent man in jail.

00:11:15.000 That's a sacrifice.

00:11:16.000 That's the way it was in the Wild West.

00:11:18.000 If 12 people wanted someone dead, then he was lynched, whether he was innocent or not.

00:11:26.000 Wow.

00:11:26.000 Maybe it's time to go back to the Wild West.

00:11:28.000 It's a witch hunt.

00:11:29.000 But Gavin, so you're saying an innocent man should go to prison just because the mob has decided he's guilty?

00:11:35.000 I mean, there's an argument there.

00:11:38.000 If you're an alien.

00:11:39.000 If you're an alien.

00:11:40.000 Yeah, yeah, absolutely.

00:11:41.000 Well, remember Abe Lincoln?

00:11:42.000 He said, if I could maintain the Union without freeing one slave, I would do so.

00:11:48.000 So Abraham Lincoln was happy to continue slavery if it maintained the Union, which is often used to prove that the Civil War wasn't really about slavery.

00:11:58.000 The South were mad the North was telling them what to do.

00:12:00.000 It didn't really matter what they were saying.

00:12:02.000 And then a Vox journalist shot him in the back of the head, an activist.

00:12:06.000 He was a left-wing Antifa member, but he wrote for Vox, and he shot Lincoln in the back of the head.

00:12:11.000 Many people don't know that.

00:12:12.000 It's one of the earliest forms of press back then was Vox.

00:12:17.000 Okay, now's the part of the joke where you explain to me what you're talking about.

00:12:21.000 John Wilkesbooth shot him in the back of the head.

00:12:23.000 Okay.

00:12:24.000 And he was a writer for Vox.

00:12:26.000 I don't get it.

00:12:28.000 The joke is that it's like an old newspaper that BuzzFeed would be up on the likes with the Herald or something like that.

00:12:37.000 But you know what, Tim Pool?

00:12:39.000 I'm going to change the subject.

00:12:40.000 Tim Poole's been saying a lot is 10 people going...

00:12:42.000 If you can crack the code of that joke and figure it out, it's more of a riddle than a t-shirt.

00:12:46.000 It's just a riff.

00:12:47.000 You win a free t-shirt.

00:12:49.000 This one.

00:12:49.000 Which has got your face on it.

00:12:51.000 Is this weird or gay?

00:12:52.000 Yep.

00:12:55.000 I'm sorry.

00:12:55.000 Well, Tim Pool has been saying a lot.

00:12:57.000 It's better that 10 murderers go free than one innocent person go to jail.

00:13:01.000 Yeah, that's the common belief.

00:13:03.000 And that sounds good.

00:13:05.000 But take yourself out of it for a second.

00:13:08.000 Fly in here from outer space and really run the numbers.

00:13:12.000 Like if an entire town is going to be destroyed unless you burn this witch at the stake, maybe you should burn the witch.

00:13:20.000 Like when they had that movie, The Interview, and we heard that Kim Jong-un was going to start a nuclear war and attack America, they just stopped the movie.

00:13:30.000 Now, I said at the time they should deploy the National Guard, and there should be soldiers and police at every movie theater, and they should show it, because we have free speech in this country.

00:13:39.000 That was my argument.

00:13:40.000 But I'm saying there's another possible argument, which is, is it worth it?

00:13:46.000 Don't take this.

00:13:46.000 Is it worth it?

00:13:48.000 Yeah, we sacrificed what we stood for to appease a foreign...

00:13:51.000 Well, that one was particularly embarrassing because Kim Jong-un never said anything.

00:13:55.000 It was a rumor.

00:13:57.000 There was a rumor that he was mad.

00:13:59.000 And we were like, okay, we capitulate.

00:14:01.000 That was fucking pussies in L.A. Anyway, I'm not saying he should have killed her, but I understand.

00:14:08.000 No, I'm not saying that they should put Chauvin in jail.

00:14:12.000 I'm just saying there's an argument there.

00:14:14.000 It's a disturbing argument.

00:14:15.000 It's weird.

00:14:16.000 I can't believe I'm bringing it up.

00:14:17.000 I'm disturbed by it.

00:14:18.000 I'm disturbed by myself right now.

00:14:20.000 But it exists.

00:14:21.000 Speaking of disturbing, Kelly Osborne is clearly a five.

00:14:26.000 But she just came out as a drunk.

00:14:30.000 And she said she relapsed.

00:14:33.000 And in the video, she's an eight.

00:14:35.000 So scroll down to this, not that video yet.

00:14:38.000 Scroll down more.

00:14:40.000 More, more, more.

00:14:41.000 There.

00:14:41.000 Right.

00:14:42.000 That's a five, right?

00:14:43.000 Kelly Osborne, yeah.

00:14:44.000 That's a super hot, sexy five.

00:14:47.000 And guys, if you're in a slump, fuck it.

00:14:49.000 Go fuck a five.

00:14:50.000 Please.

00:14:51.000 You can practice your moves.

00:14:53.000 They're a lot of fun.

00:14:55.000 You can try out new positions.

00:14:56.000 You can sit on her face.

00:14:58.000 That's the beauty of a five.

00:15:00.000 You could do a 69 where you're on top.

00:15:03.000 I don't think I've ever tried that.

00:15:05.000 And I can't now that I'm married.

00:15:07.000 So I regret it.

00:15:08.000 You still have a chance to do a face-smothering 69.

00:15:13.000 Anyway, look at that.

00:15:14.000 Now, that must be a filter, right?

00:15:16.000 Yeah.

00:15:17.000 That's a solid eight.

00:15:18.000 Unless she has contacts in it.

00:15:20.000 It's amazing what fives can do.

00:15:21.000 And Coulter talks about this all the time.

00:15:23.000 Ladies, just lose some weight, put on some makeup, and you're going to break the six barrier, even if you're a four.

00:15:33.000 Like, look at that.

00:15:35.000 That's a very attractive 45-year-old housewife who's too busy to be pretty.

00:15:44.000 And then that's more like a seven.

00:15:47.000 You can really, I would say women have a four-point window they can play with.

00:15:52.000 Like theirs is a 7.8.

00:15:54.000 Wow.

00:15:54.000 She's been from a five to an eight in just this one article.

00:15:59.000 Right.

00:16:00.000 She's almost more attractive than her mom in this one.

00:16:03.000 Yeah.

00:16:03.000 Well, her mom had tons of plastic surgery.

00:16:05.000 Oh, she's the only woman where plastic surgery was a good move.

00:16:09.000 You were asked all down, are you taking near care of yourself when it comes to your love life?

00:16:13.000 Like, how is that part of your life being affected?

00:16:19.000 I dumbed my boyfriend, but then I was like, who cleaned my toilet?

00:16:22.000 Let's just say I am having fun.

00:16:27.000 In the sense that...

00:16:29.000 What street women tell me about?

00:16:31.000 He's going to clean your pussy, Mrs. Awesome.

00:16:35.000 In the sense that...

00:16:37.000 You know what?

00:16:38.000 They say that women should have the right to vote, but they shouldn't vote.

00:16:41.000 I feel like women should have the right to talk, but they shouldn't talk.

00:16:45.000 They get a lot of confidence in this.

00:16:46.000 There shouldn't be shows like The Talk and The View.

00:16:48.000 They tend to have nothing to say.

00:16:50.000 Have you not noticed?

00:16:51.000 Yeah.

00:16:52.000 And they'll say just platitudes, like George Floyd was calling for his mother.

00:16:56.000 I'm a mother.

00:16:57.000 That made me feel bad.

00:16:58.000 I hope Chauvin rots in hell.

00:17:00.000 Yeah, okay.

00:17:01.000 George Floyd also broke into a woman's home, a pregnant woman, stuck a gun in her pregnant belly and said, give me all your fucking money, bitch.

00:17:11.000 She's a mom.

00:17:13.000 Does that affect you?

00:17:15.000 You're not rational.

00:17:16.000 Get back in the kitchen, bitch.

00:17:19.000 Josh.

00:17:20.000 But okay, look at the video of her saying that she relapsed.

00:17:23.000 And you'll be looking at a solid eight.

00:17:26.000 It must be tough dating these days because you see this video and you go, oh, cool, I got a date with an eight.

00:17:33.000 And then the other picture shows up at the date and you go, ah, this is not what I signed up for.

00:17:38.000 Yeah, press play on that puppy.

00:17:40.000 Hey guys, so this is a little hard for me to talk about, but I've always promised you that I will always be honest with you about where I'm at and what's happening.

00:17:50.000 What's going for my road to recovery?

00:17:54.000 Wait, there's sparkles on it.

00:17:55.000 This is a ton of crazy filters.

00:17:57.000 There's a lot of filters.

00:17:58.000 But her lips are real.

00:17:58.000 Those are big lips.

00:18:00.000 But I am back.

00:18:00.000 So she got some lips, though.

00:18:02.000 And I will be doing a podcast.

00:18:04.000 You know what I bet is going on here?

00:18:06.000 I bet she's relapsed.

00:18:09.000 Because she looks great and she had a reason to do a video.

00:18:12.000 That's hilarious.

00:18:13.000 Hi, guys.

00:18:14.000 Yes, I was attacked by a tiger on Friday.

00:18:16.000 I am okay.

00:18:18.000 I have two scratches in my back.

00:18:19.000 I can't show you right now.

00:18:20.000 They're stitches.

00:18:22.000 The tiger was not euthanized, and I'm happy about that.

00:18:25.000 I did not want it getting hurt.

00:18:27.000 Thank you for all your concern.

00:18:29.000 I'm just checking in and telling you that I'm okay.

00:18:34.000 Kelly Osborne has the widest variety of attractiveness out of any celebrity in the world.

00:18:41.000 I would say she goes from a 3 to an 8.8.

00:18:45.000 No, that's crazy.

00:18:46.000 8.4.

00:18:48.000 Her attracto-diversity is pretty wild.

00:18:51.000 That's good news.

00:18:52.000 Speaking of sex, some drywall guys got a stripper.

00:18:55.000 See, this is the quality of the show we're going to be going through.

00:19:01.000 And everyone's outraged.

00:19:04.000 Oh my God.

00:19:05.000 Some drywall guys had a stripper over.

00:19:07.000 They were manhandling her and giggling.

00:19:11.000 Breaking news.

00:19:12.000 Breaking news.

00:19:14.000 Last updated, April 15th.

00:19:16.000 She's mine.

00:19:17.000 She's mine.

00:19:17.000 Get back.

00:19:19.000 So the construction company issued an apology and said this is not how our contractors behave.

00:19:26.000 Does anyone give a shit?

00:19:28.000 Why is this news?

00:19:30.000 If this was in my house and I was paying them to drywall, I'd go, all right, guys, take it easy with the strippers, please.

00:19:36.000 And are you getting the work done?

00:19:39.000 Yes?

00:19:40.000 It was someone's birthday.

00:19:41.000 I just barfed.

00:19:43.000 You.

00:19:45.000 I just barfed.

00:19:46.000 Again?

00:19:47.000 No, it was the same barf.

00:19:48.000 Okay.

00:19:50.000 I'm just telling you about it twice in a row.

00:19:53.000 What's happening to this country?

00:19:54.000 That might be Canada, but what's happening to this continent?

00:19:57.000 Is that the big problem?

00:19:58.000 The lack of words.

00:19:59.000 No one in the videos is wearing a mask.

00:20:02.000 I've noticed this.

00:20:03.000 Actually, that's in the cop thing.

00:20:09.000 Where is it now?

00:20:11.000 Where's your mask?

00:20:15.000 Oh, yeah, here it is.

00:20:16.000 1-3.

00:20:18.000 This is a new thing to do when you're confronted.

00:20:21.000 Hey, you don't have a mask on.

00:20:23.000 Like, I confronted someone on the street who was staring at my house.

00:20:26.000 And I went up and I said, you have a problem here?

00:20:28.000 And the woman was a girl.

00:20:30.000 She's probably 17.

00:20:30.000 She goes, hey, you're not wearing a mask.

00:20:32.000 Or you do not believe in that either.

00:20:36.000 Okay, I have authority over someone immediately.

00:20:41.000 And you're supposed to be defensive or a conspiracy theorist.

00:20:45.000 I don't really believe in it.

00:20:46.000 I'm a conspiracy nut.

00:20:49.000 I'm sorry.

00:20:49.000 I'll go get a mask.

00:20:51.000 And I think some people do that because they're used to going into, say, the liquor store where they want to get some booze.

00:20:56.000 And someone says, you have to wear a mask.

00:20:58.000 And you go, oh, okay.

00:20:59.000 Because you want to be respectful to the owner.

00:21:01.000 Or at my gym, I'll put my mask on because I don't want him to get a fine.

00:21:05.000 Yeah.

00:21:07.000 But when people say it, they can go fuck themselves.

00:21:11.000 Out of the building.

00:21:14.000 Out of the building.

00:21:17.000 Out of the building.

00:21:18.000 You broken Columbus police property.

00:21:20.000 What's Columbus?

00:21:21.000 Am I stupid?

00:21:22.000 Columbus, Ohio?

00:21:23.000 Oh, Columbus, Ohio.

00:21:24.000 Yes, I am stupid.

00:21:27.000 Everybody makes mistakes.

00:21:32.000 Like, the cops, just stop here.

00:21:34.000 Cops have lost authority.

00:21:36.000 Imagine breaking into a police station and not shitting your pants.

00:21:41.000 The mob wouldn't do that.

00:21:44.000 MS-13 doesn't do that.

00:21:47.000 But the kids today sure do because there's been no ramifications as of yet.

00:21:51.000 They never got punched in the face.

00:21:53.000 As Mike Tyson said, everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face.

00:21:58.000 You are watching a generation of spoiled brats who have been protected from fighting and bullying, and it didn't turn out great now, did it?

00:22:11.000 You broke the doors.

00:22:12.000 Out of the building.

00:22:13.000 Out of the building.

00:22:15.000 You hear that?

00:22:17.000 You didn't break the door, you fucker.

00:22:20.000 Where'd your mask?

00:22:23.000 That's perfectly good anger, just misdirected.

00:22:27.000 There's plenty to be angry about.

00:22:28.000 Turn it up.

00:22:32.000 He's got a club with him, and he just hit a cop in the head.

00:22:38.000 And look at him scream when he gets arrested.

00:22:39.000 He's under arrest.

00:22:42.000 You're under arrest.

00:22:45.000 Help?

00:22:47.000 Help?

00:22:49.000 What do you want everyone to beat up the cops?

00:22:50.000 Make it go away?

00:22:51.000 How many times have you seen this, too?

00:22:53.000 Some rich kid, Antifa, gets arrested and is crying and screaming for help, and the friends are going nuts.

00:23:00.000 This is the first ramification you've seen.

00:23:03.000 Sorry, he's seen in his life.

00:23:05.000 First time there's been consequences.

00:23:09.000 There's some deep shit.

00:23:11.000 See the stick that he hit him with?

00:23:15.000 I think the cop's bleeding.

00:23:17.000 Because he touched his head.

00:23:18.000 He was like, he hit me right in the fucking face.

00:23:22.000 Oh.

00:23:26.000 Water doesn't help him.

00:23:27.000 Did he just fart?

00:23:29.000 I farted.

00:23:30.000 Oh.

00:23:32.000 Did you?

00:23:33.000 Yeah, he did.

00:23:34.000 Oh, that's awesome.

00:23:35.000 He's got an adrenaline fart.

00:23:37.000 So he gassed them gassing him.

00:23:41.000 You want to play Chemical Warfare?

00:23:43.000 Two can play that game, motherfucker.

00:23:50.000 Water doesn't help, and air does.

00:23:52.000 Farts don't help.

00:23:53.000 Fart and spot.

00:23:54.000 Farting helps.

00:23:55.000 Farting does help, so.

00:23:59.000 What a fat piece of shit.

00:24:02.000 I can't believe you farted.

00:24:08.000 You see the face he did?

00:24:09.000 The face always moved.

00:24:12.000 Oopsie.

00:24:13.000 I did it again.

00:24:14.000 Was that me?

00:24:19.000 Is he coming?

00:24:22.000 He acts like a woman does when she queefs in bed.

00:24:26.000 Oh, ah.

00:24:27.000 Like a 1920s queef.

00:24:29.000 By the way, ladies, I don't mind.

00:24:30.000 Yes.

00:24:31.000 I don't break for quefs.

00:24:32.000 Correct.

00:24:33.000 I just keep on going.

00:24:34.000 I don't even comment on them.

00:24:35.000 No.

00:24:36.000 It's amateur hour.

00:24:37.000 It's amateur hour.

00:24:38.000 And another thing you should never do in sex is joke.

00:24:40.000 Right.

00:24:41.000 It's not a time for jokey jokey.

00:24:42.000 Don't laugh.

00:24:43.000 Don't smile.

00:24:45.000 Sometimes you stop the jokes.

00:24:46.000 Like her leg falls off a thing.

00:24:48.000 She's like, ooh, I'm sorry.

00:24:48.000 I didn't miss.

00:24:49.000 Well, I told you about the Indian chick, Nutan Kenna.

00:24:52.000 As I was ejaculating, she goes, is that your cum face?

00:24:57.000 Yeah, it is.

00:24:58.000 Thanks.

00:25:00.000 Thanks a lot.

00:25:01.000 That's terrible.

00:25:02.000 Yeah, I forgot about consequences montage.

00:25:05.000 So they're freaking out about Miles Jackson.

00:25:07.000 Remember him?

00:25:08.000 That's the guy who pulled a gun on cops in a hospital.

00:25:12.000 Yeah, sorry, you got shot.

00:25:14.000 What am I supposed to do?

00:25:16.000 Fucking Matrix the bullets?

00:25:21.000 Have a protest when an innocent man gets shot.

00:25:23.000 Where were you, white people, when that guy in the motel corridor got shot?

00:25:30.000 We should have his name memorized.

00:25:32.000 We should put that up on the eraser board.

00:25:34.000 We're going to be mentioning him a lot.

00:25:35.000 What's his name again?

00:25:37.000 Motel shooting hallway cops.

00:25:44.000 Daniel Shaver?

00:25:46.000 That sounds familiar.

00:25:47.000 Yep, it is Daniel Shaver.

00:25:49.000 Daniel Shaver.

00:25:50.000 Wow, my brain works.

00:25:51.000 You remember the two cops, right?

00:25:52.000 You want to say their names at the same time to prove that you remember?

00:25:55.000 All right, the Hispanic one.

00:25:57.000 Ready, set, go.

00:25:59.000 No, no, no, no.

00:26:01.000 I need a second here.

00:26:02.000 Okay.

00:26:03.000 Do you got the Chinese one?

00:26:04.000 Let's do the Hispanic one at three.

00:26:06.000 Ready?

00:26:06.000 One, two, three.

00:26:08.000 Rafael Ramos.

00:26:09.000 What's his name?

00:26:10.000 Rafael Ramos.

00:26:11.000 Rafael Ramos.

00:26:11.000 Poop.

00:26:12.000 Okay.

00:26:12.000 And then the Chinese guy was super hard.

00:26:15.000 Len Jen Yen.

00:26:16.000 Wenjen Liu.

00:26:17.000 Wen Jen Lu.

00:26:20.000 Okay, so from now on, though, when we see this shit, we'll go, where were you when Daniel Shaver was killed?

00:26:24.000 Why didn't you care?

00:26:25.000 Why do you only care when it's a black dude?

00:26:27.000 Because you're virtue signaling, because you're a fag.

00:26:31.000 Here's another person.

00:26:33.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:26:35.000 Innocent man shot by a cop for no fucking reason.

00:26:38.000 No riots.

00:26:39.000 White riot.

00:26:40.000 I want a riot, wide, riot.

00:26:42.000 Around a whoa.

00:26:47.000 Oh yeah, did we.

00:26:50.000 I might poo my pants.

00:26:52.000 I hope not.

00:26:53.000 Because I took a ton of cold medication and a coffee and then it had all that soup and I'm barfing and burping and farting.

00:27:01.000 So you're just thinking just...

00:27:03.000 It's bound to happen.

00:27:06.000 Did you get pepper sprayed?

00:27:07.000 It might help to fart.

00:27:09.000 My other hand is up, sir.

00:27:11.000 Put it up above your head.

00:27:12.000 Put it on your head.

00:27:13.000 Get your right hand up.

00:27:15.000 We're trying.

00:27:16.000 Other hand, dumbass.

00:27:18.000 Get your other hand on your head now.

00:27:20.000 I'm just scared of your hand.

00:27:23.000 I'm just scared if I move.

00:27:24.000 You like going to shoot.

00:27:25.000 Jump!

00:27:26.000 Put your hand on your head.

00:27:27.000 I'm putting the gun down.

00:27:30.000 Do not touch the gun.

00:27:32.000 Let go of the gun and put both of your hands up over your head.

00:27:38.000 Over your head.

00:27:39.000 I'm going to tase them.

00:27:40.000 Get your hand up now.

00:27:42.000 Don't do anything, Linda.

00:27:43.000 Wait a minute, do it.

00:27:44.000 I got you.

00:27:45.000 Keep your hand up!

00:27:47.000 I swear to God, dude!

00:27:50.000 Panther, take it on our hands!

00:27:51.000 Shut up!

00:27:55.000 Bullets going through the walls?

00:27:57.000 Possibly.

00:27:58.000 Well, they're kind of aimed down, right?

00:28:00.000 So.

00:28:05.000 What's the CK thing?

00:28:07.000 Yeah.

00:28:08.000 Fuck you, Debbie, or shut up, Janet.

00:28:10.000 Someone has a gun.

00:28:11.000 Shut up, Janet.

00:28:13.000 Someone has a gun, and their hands are on their head in five seconds.

00:28:17.000 Just shut up, Janet.

00:28:19.000 Amanda's like, I'm going to tase them.

00:28:20.000 Amanda, quit waiting to do it.

00:28:22.000 Come on, Amanda.

00:28:23.000 Oh, once again, it's a female cop involved.

00:28:25.000 They are making cops' lives hell.

00:28:30.000 She got the right taser.

00:28:31.000 Ladies, female cops, if you're watching, do your partner a favor.

00:28:35.000 Quit.

00:28:36.000 We don't want you.

00:28:39.000 They don't want you.

00:28:40.000 You're not helping.

00:28:42.000 You exacerbate every confrontation with perps.

00:28:46.000 You are endangering cops' lives.

00:28:48.000 Cop lives matter.

00:28:50.000 Get the bronze back to the desk.

00:28:52.000 Fill out paperwork.

00:28:54.000 You and your fat ass and your 5'7 ⁇ frame, you fucking Puerto Rican affirmative action waste of space.

00:29:04.000 He's got to train her while there's a gun right next to him that could be aimed at his head.

00:29:09.000 He has to say, hurry up and tase, Amanda.

00:29:11.000 We need you to do your fucking job, bitch.

00:29:13.000 What's with women not loving to tase these days?

00:29:17.000 This is the second non-tasing ass woman I've seen.

00:29:20.000 Speaking of women, check out 1-5.

00:29:25.000 This is another in my series of consequences.

00:29:31.000 So she just goes up to cops.

00:29:32.000 They're arresting someone.

00:29:33.000 I don't know what for.

00:29:35.000 Could be something stupid, like pot, it looks like.

00:29:37.000 If it's a fat guy, it's usually pot.

00:29:41.000 Right?

00:29:43.000 And she just, this little tiny girl just decides, I'm going to beat up the cops.

00:29:48.000 No one's ever slapped me.

00:29:50.000 Ever.

00:29:50.000 I've never had consequences for my actions.

00:30:02.000 Look at his shit.

00:30:04.000 Then she shoves the cop.

00:30:05.000 Oh, my fucking God.

00:30:08.000 What the fuck?

00:30:10.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:30:13.000 What the fuck?

00:30:14.000 Did you hear that?

00:30:15.000 I need to hear that again.

00:30:16.000 That, oh my fucking God, is someone seeing consequences for the first time in her life.

00:30:24.000 Catherine, Catherine!

00:30:26.000 Oh my fucking God!

00:30:30.000 What the fuck?

00:30:31.000 What the fuck is wrong with you?

00:30:34.000 What the fuck?

00:30:36.000 What the fuck?

00:30:37.000 You know, my neighbors had a party.

00:30:39.000 My neighbor's 16, 16-year-old girl.

00:30:42.000 She had a party with a bunch of other 16-year-old girls, like those.

00:30:45.000 And one of their cars was parked behind my car.

00:30:49.000 I ain't mad.

00:30:50.000 So I go over and I'm not there to say, turn the music down or anything.

00:30:53.000 I just, hey, I got to get out.

00:30:55.000 So maybe I was being super nice.

00:30:57.000 Maybe the guy with the keys could maybe move the car out of the way.

00:31:00.000 So I get my car out.

00:31:02.000 And as I'm over there, like, hey, excuse me, Julie, her friend sees me.

00:31:06.000 She might recognize me.

00:31:07.000 And she stops what she's doing.

00:31:09.000 She puts down her drink.

00:31:09.000 She goes, you're fucking kidding me.

00:31:15.000 Where'd you get the sass?

00:31:17.000 It's dangerous levels of sass, ladies.

00:31:21.000 Like the bitch who told me to put my mask on was probably 17.

00:31:24.000 And I tried to convey to her father at the time, I'm not a murderer.

00:31:27.000 I'm not MS-13.

00:31:28.000 I'm not El Chapo, despite how you want me to be.

00:31:31.000 So you're safe here.

00:31:32.000 That level of sass will have no ramifications in this instance.

00:31:36.000 But if she's in the city and she's going up to someone in the Latin Kings or Dominicans Don't Play, DDP, and she says, oh my fucking God, put your mask on, bitch.

00:31:51.000 You're going to go the way of Nicole Dufrine, who was a woman I knew.

00:31:54.000 She went to my local bar, Max Fish.

00:31:56.000 She was an aspiring actress.

00:31:58.000 And a Puerto Rican black by the name of Rudy Fleming had his uncle's handgun and said, give me all your money.

00:32:07.000 When that happens, you give them all your money.

00:32:08.000 That's the way it rolls.

00:32:10.000 She had unmitigated levels of sass, which is the modern woman.

00:32:15.000 And she said, what are you going to do, bitch?

00:32:17.000 Shoot me?

00:32:19.000 Guess what happened to Nicole Dufrine?

00:32:22.000 She died of a sucking chest wound after it was opened up by a Beretta.

00:32:27.000 I don't know what kind of gun it was.

00:32:28.000 A Glock?

00:32:30.000 That's the end of her.

00:32:31.000 Well, I'll be dipped in shit.

00:32:33.000 Oh, someone commented on this site.

00:32:35.000 They said, Why didn't you show the I'm so sick of this shit?

00:32:38.000 I hate this fucking shit clip.

00:32:40.000 Where that's from.

00:32:41.000 It's from the Sopranos, dumbass.

00:32:43.000 Yeah, we explained that we have a lot of Sopranos.

00:32:45.000 How did you not know that's from the.

00:32:47.000 Do you mean what Sopranos episode?

00:32:49.000 What was going on?

00:32:50.000 Maybe.

00:32:50.000 I don't know.

00:32:51.000 It was some Sopranos shit.

00:32:52.000 He was from New Jersey and he had to have a meeting with the Manhattan guy, but he didn't like the Manhattan guy.

00:32:57.000 Something like that.

00:32:58.000 You know, mafia gossip.

00:33:00.000 Who cares?

00:33:02.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:33:05.000 I hate this fucking shit.

00:33:09.000 He flinches.

00:33:09.000 If you're a real man and you see that, you should feel warmth inside you.

00:33:14.000 You shouldn't go, you should be like, yeah, me too, buddy.

00:33:17.000 Yeah, you give it a whack too.

00:33:19.000 Yeah, like that.

00:33:19.000 Have you seen the angriest guitar player?

00:33:22.000 It's an old meme.

00:33:23.000 People send it to me once every two days.

00:33:25.000 It looks like my buddy Maddie.

00:33:27.000 He keeps losing his temper because he's trying to do this really complicated, and I want to do that all.

00:33:33.000 And he fucks up the last note.

00:33:36.000 And I just watch this.

00:33:37.000 It's like, for men to watch this, it's like watching a roaring fire on a chilly day.

00:33:43.000 On a misty morning.

00:33:57.000 These fucking bastards are just a fucking let me down today!

00:34:00.000 These fucking bastards are letting me down today.

00:34:03.000 He's talking about his fucking fingers.

00:34:05.000 He's calling his fingers fucking bastards.

00:34:18.000 He's an angry cat.

00:34:20.000 Oh, the return.

00:34:21.000 He just punched his hand in the head.

00:34:25.000 What are you trying to do?

00:34:26.000 Knock it out?

00:34:28.000 This is the one.

00:34:45.000 No, you can do it.

00:34:45.000 I've seen you do it.

00:34:47.000 Your fingers are playing tricks on you, making you look like an idiot.

00:34:52.000 Making you look like shit.

00:34:53.000 His fingers.

00:34:55.000 That's probably why he can't fucking do it.

00:35:05.000 Do you think the guy with the camera snickering helps?

00:35:07.000 Oh.

00:35:09.000 He's so mad he doesn't care.

00:35:10.000 There could be a nuclear war going on in front of him.

00:35:13.000 He's in his own place.

00:35:14.000 It's bad.

00:35:16.000 What was that song?

00:35:19.000 I don't know, but that posture is not conducive to accurate guitar playing.

00:35:24.000 Don't be discouraged.

00:35:35.000 The Magic Man.

00:35:38.000 Is that it?

00:35:39.000 I'm looking in the description here.

00:35:42.000 Filming him trying to play the intro to his song.

00:35:45.000 Ghost of Love.

00:35:46.000 That's why it's not coming up.

00:35:47.000 Ghost of Love.

00:35:48.000 He wrote a song he can't play.

00:35:50.000 Right, that's tough.

00:35:52.000 He almost chewed off his hand and smashed his house to smithering.

00:35:58.000 I like when he breaks his guitar, though.

00:35:59.000 We gotta show that.

00:36:00.000 Fucking it!

00:36:02.000 I'm out of the fucking magic fucking 20 man!

00:36:05.000 Fuck it out of it!

00:36:08.000 Here we go.

00:36:09.000 Is that a fucking useless boxy fucking pain?

00:36:27.000 That is the music.

00:36:28.000 He's creating metal between his takes.

00:36:33.000 Anyway, tangent there.

00:36:35.000 Ghost of love.

00:36:36.000 There might be a finished word.

00:36:37.000 Did you get worried about him?

00:36:38.000 This is my motto.

00:36:40.000 The person yelling is always right.

00:36:43.000 I don't know why.

00:36:44.000 It's just an observation I've made.

00:36:46.000 Half a century on this planet.

00:36:48.000 The person yelling is right.

00:36:56.000 Great stairway to heaven.

00:36:59.000 It's his face in the tree.

00:37:01.000 Tree man.

00:37:02.000 Thanks, Ryan.

00:37:03.000 Ryan's happy to explain the more complicated things on the show.

00:37:06.000 As a guitar.

00:37:08.000 As a guitar expert, I figured I'd explain the cover.

00:37:10.000 You shouldn't be punching your tongue for the shitty jokes you make.

00:37:14.000 I say a joke and I'm like, I want to get to that part, right?

00:37:33.000 Seems like he's dropped that thing.

00:37:35.000 He killed that song.

00:37:36.000 Yeah, that song doesn't exist.

00:37:39.000 And here's another.

00:37:41.000 This is the final in my consequences montage.

00:37:44.000 1-6.

00:37:46.000 You've seen this.

00:37:46.000 It's already gone viral.

00:37:48.000 Where some miscreants from the city have decided to start invading the suburbs.

00:37:52.000 Wait, wait, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

00:37:54.000 I don't want to talk over this.

00:37:55.000 The audio is crucial.

00:37:57.000 I believe he has a gun.

00:37:59.000 Don't try this at home.

00:38:27.000 Oh, perfect.

00:38:29.000 I think he's screaming murder.

00:38:30.000 I think the guy says, are you serious when he has a gun to his head?

00:38:33.000 And then he just goes, wow.

00:38:37.000 Which is a dangerous move.

00:38:49.000 Hey, let him go.

00:38:50.000 You're being mean.

00:38:51.000 All we did was point a gun in your face.

00:38:53.000 We're not the bad guy here.

00:38:55.000 Again, it's so frustrating to watch these and not see someone break every rib in his body.

00:39:01.000 Punching in the face is not a bad punishment.

00:39:03.000 It looks cool to have a black guy.

00:39:05.000 True.

00:39:06.000 Even if you're a black guy.

00:39:08.000 Well, but breaking someone's ribs is if you were just to go, just go whack, whack, whack, all down one side, roll them over, whack, whack, get your knuckles in it.

00:39:19.000 Maybe even go backwards and just break them all.

00:39:23.000 He's fucked.

00:39:24.000 He can't laugh, cough, get out of bed for at least four months.

00:39:28.000 And you know there's something he's gonna trip and fall and refracture them.

00:39:32.000 Yep.

00:39:33.000 This, I've had a cracked rib here that's sore for six fucking months because I refractured it twice.

00:39:41.000 It's a brutal punishment that beats.

00:39:44.000 It's worse than a broken leg.

00:39:45.000 You're sub-caterpillar.

00:39:47.000 A broken leg is six weeks.

00:39:49.000 Really?

00:39:49.000 And if you get everyone to sign your cast, it's fun.

00:39:52.000 It's cool.

00:39:52.000 You probably get more blowjobs with a broken leg.

00:39:54.000 I'm just guessing.

00:39:56.000 Don't you think?

00:39:57.000 Yeah.

00:39:57.000 You're in bed with your cast.

00:39:59.000 Nobody sees your little rib.

00:40:02.000 You wouldn't hate a beach.

00:40:05.000 Little pity beach.

00:40:07.000 All right, that's our consequences montage.

00:40:09.000 Now let's get back to sex where it matters.

00:40:12.000 Andrew Yang is pro-choke fucking, which is great news because his wife is a smokeshow.

00:40:21.000 You'll notice when anyone is making any kind of headway in the non-Biden, non-DNC world, they become a target.

00:40:28.000 Matt Gates, normal dude, all of a sudden he's trafficking children to fuck them.

00:40:36.000 Ron DeSantis, basically Jesus.

00:40:40.000 He's so squeaky clean.

00:40:41.000 No, pay to play, Publix, 60 Minutes claims that he's making money off of COVID.

00:40:48.000 A complete lie that he exposed, but that doesn't matter.

00:40:53.000 So now they're coming after Yang.

00:40:57.000 And the guy made a joke.

00:41:00.000 Do you choke bitches?

00:41:01.000 And he went, all right, this is not good for my campaign.

00:41:04.000 It's not the kind of subject I want to get into, choke fucking.

00:41:06.000 So he went, okay, and walked away.

00:41:09.000 Now he's pro-choke fucking.

00:41:12.000 By laughing and then what's he supposed to do?

00:41:15.000 Hey, stop the talk of choke fucking.

00:41:18.000 Stop the talk of rough, consensual sex.

00:41:21.000 It's not where I like to go.

00:41:24.000 Click in the video.

00:41:25.000 This is a sin now.

00:41:28.000 Remember Mitt Romney?

00:41:30.000 I don't think the guy's even farted before.

00:41:32.000 You just click the words that say in the video, Ryan, that are a different color.

00:42:07.000 This subject's too much.

00:42:08.000 I'm out of here.

00:42:11.000 I'm not losing votes, so I laugh.

00:42:13.000 But I'm out of here.

00:42:14.000 Do you ever have a sex with a girl who wants to be choked?

00:42:19.000 It's hard.

00:42:20.000 Oh, I thought you were asking me as Yang, so I went like this.

00:42:23.000 Oh, no, I'm asking you as Ryan.

00:42:25.000 Yeah.

00:42:26.000 I've been with Aphem.

00:42:27.000 You don't want to kill the person.

00:42:29.000 Yeah.

00:42:29.000 And you don't want to be, they get mad if you're not mean enough.

00:42:32.000 Yeah.

00:42:33.000 That's just the thing I usually just do and then I forget about it.

00:42:36.000 I'm just like, that's probably enough.

00:42:39.000 When I first moved to New York, I noticed Jewish broads are particularly raunchy in the sack.

00:42:43.000 One of them said to me once, she goes, fuck me, fuck me, kill me.

00:42:47.000 Sounds about right.

00:42:50.000 Yeah, I don't get that.

00:42:51.000 Another one sent me an email I told you about that said, thank you for raping me last night.

00:42:55.000 I wish I had framed that.

00:42:58.000 And then there was, I'm your whore, I'm your stupid whore, I'm your whore.

00:43:02.000 And then she's having a cigarette afterwards and she goes, I'm not your whore, by the way.

00:43:08.000 That's a groove.

00:43:09.000 I know.

00:43:10.000 I got you.

00:43:14.000 You have an update on Proud Boys in jail.

00:43:16.000 What's going on, Ryan?

00:43:17.000 Let's hear the Ryan report.

00:43:19.000 So Ryan's our roving reporter.

00:43:22.000 One of my buddies called me up and he's, you know, he went to the Capitol.

00:43:27.000 Was he in the building?

00:43:28.000 Yeah.

00:43:29.000 And so the charges are 20 years for trying to interrupt the process of show your face.

00:43:37.000 I think I have to go to the bathroom.

00:43:38.000 Okay.

00:43:38.000 I don't feel that here.

00:43:39.000 So the charges are 20 years for trying to interfere with the process of confirming Biden as president.

00:43:48.000 And 10 years for just being there, knowingly entering the Capitol.

00:43:55.000 And, okay, so a couple of people were just out on bail on bond.

00:44:02.000 And this new judge, there's a new judge who declared that they should be locked up until the trial.

00:44:10.000 The old judge wasn't like that.

00:44:11.000 No, the old judge let them, you know, just be out with like a geotag bracelet so you can't exit your house arrest area.

00:44:20.000 And if you do, then you're fucked.

00:44:23.000 But you can still go to work and stuff.

00:44:25.000 You can still go to work and stuff.

00:44:26.000 Some people, depending on how much of a threat they think you are or anything like that.

00:44:32.000 So yeah, right now here's the article.

00:44:36.000 Even Elizabeth Warren and Dick Durbin, which are Democrats, are saying that this is really cruel.

00:44:43.000 And they're standing up for the rights of the criminal defendants.

00:44:47.000 Now, they haven't been charged with anything, and yet they're...

00:44:50.000 With no exception, all of the people arrested in the Capitol are under 23-hour day isolation, which is...

00:44:57.000 That's what you do if you're bad in jail, solitary confinement.

00:45:00.000 It's a form of punishment that's so cruel and psychologically damaging, Warren said in an interview.

00:45:04.000 And we're talking about people who haven't been convicted of anything yet.

00:45:07.000 And what did the judge say about, I don't know that you did it, I don't know you didn't do it?

00:45:11.000 Right.

00:45:11.000 So the new judge, his justification for locking them up is, I don't know that you did anything, but I don't know that you didn't do anything.

00:45:20.000 He doesn't know what he doesn't know.

00:45:23.000 So that's, you know, shitty.

00:45:26.000 But, you know, there's one glimmer of hope that he's kind of fair somewhat at all.

00:45:34.000 The last, Sherwin, I believe, was the last judge, the district judge, this is the municipal judge.

00:45:41.000 Is that the other one said that he considered that there was maybe charges for sedition?

00:45:47.000 And the new one says he criticized that.

00:45:51.000 So why is there a new judge?

00:45:53.000 Why is there a new judge?

00:45:55.000 That's a good question.

00:45:56.000 The previous judge said, can you tell I was just in the bathroom?

00:46:01.000 Well, your pants look different.

00:46:03.000 I'd say different.

00:46:05.000 The old judge said that the prosecution's evidence was beyond scant.

00:46:10.000 I think he said it was pathetic.

00:46:12.000 Huh.

00:46:12.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:46:13.000 So that looked good.

00:46:14.000 But then I'm also hearing that the opposite goes, that he was actually considering sedition, and the new one and a couple other judges criticized him for that.

00:46:25.000 Isn't that sedition a capital offense?

00:46:28.000 Isn't that treason?

00:46:29.000 Treason is the death penalty.

00:46:30.000 Yeah.

00:46:31.000 But they never do it.

00:46:31.000 They didn't do it to Taliban John.

00:46:33.000 I wish they did.

00:46:34.000 John Walker-Lynn.

00:46:36.000 Okay, that's a fun update.

00:46:38.000 So Biggs and Ethan Nordine have been arrested and taken into prison.

00:46:42.000 Yeah.

00:46:43.000 Jail, and they're in the past.

00:46:44.000 That's the last I heard.

00:46:45.000 Maybe we can get a friend of mine on.

00:46:48.000 I don't know if he wants to be on, but he's got all the info for it, and it's terrifying.

00:46:53.000 You know, the people are being treated bad.

00:46:55.000 He's got a lot more info than I do, but they're being treated very badly, like on purpose.

00:47:01.000 Some of you suck at this.

00:47:03.000 I'm just saying.

00:47:04.000 They did.

00:47:05.000 That was the worst news segment, news update we've ever had on the show.

00:47:09.000 Well, this is...

00:47:10.000 It was a wandering, meandering.

00:47:12.000 You sounded like you were lying.

00:47:14.000 You have the same cadence as a liar.

00:47:16.000 I wasn't.

00:47:16.000 I know you weren't.

00:47:17.000 You were telling the truth, but you sounded like someone who was caught drunk driving and you're making up a story.

00:47:22.000 No, no, this is real.

00:47:24.000 So they're getting arrested and this is actually bad and what they...

00:47:28.000 Really happening.

00:47:28.000 You sound like someone who is doing a book report in school and you just go...

00:47:35.000 So Heathcliff and Catherine are in love and there's some heights that are weathering because they're old and they know that's withering.

00:47:44.000 Am I done yet?

00:47:46.000 I'm just remembering some of the things, but basically I was just getting really pissed on the phone last night.

00:47:50.000 You know, when he was telling me what he was going through, I didn't know that he went there.

00:48:00.000 Yeah, I still don't consider it a big deal.

00:48:03.000 So there are real things happening to real people that I know, and it's kind of a shock to see how extreme it is right now.

00:48:10.000 23-hour day isolation.

00:48:11.000 That's the same thing they did to Tommy Robinson, right?

00:48:14.000 Yeah.

00:48:16.000 And that's if you're a real bad boy.

00:48:18.000 You go to a super duper jail.

00:48:20.000 Can you email me that so it's in the show notes?

00:48:22.000 Yes.

00:48:23.000 Which are always at gavinmckinnis.win.

00:48:26.000 All right.

00:48:26.000 I warned you that there was a huge pile of racism coming up.

00:48:30.000 And this goes all the way back to last week.

00:48:33.000 Are you ready for a heaping, steaming dose of black people and white people not getting along?

00:48:39.000 Yes.

00:48:40.000 Here it comes.

00:48:49.000 That's officially our weirdest bumper.

00:48:52.000 Weird.

00:48:52.000 I'll take weird.

00:48:53.000 Very super jail-esque.

00:48:55.000 So there's a lot happening in academia I want to get to.

00:49:05.000 So let's just start with that, shall we?

00:49:09.000 So 2-5, parents are pulling their kids out of fancy private schools.

00:49:16.000 Now, it's one thing to have your kids indoctrinated all day for free, but private schools in New York cost upwards of 50 grand.

00:49:26.000 And when you're paying that kind of money, you don't want your children to be told they suck all day.

00:49:31.000 And I'm assuming these schools have no black kids in them.

00:49:34.000 I mean, there might be some, you know, ambassador of Uganda's son, some United Nations guy, maybe Butros Butros Galli's grandson goes, but I'm sure they're like 99% white.

00:49:46.000 And they just sit and get told that they suck all day.

00:49:49.000 And so this teacher, the guy you see at the top with the glasses, who you can just tell he's short.

00:49:57.000 Can't you?

00:49:59.000 That guy shares shoes with Ryan.

00:50:02.000 Well, I have big feet.

00:50:04.000 Maybe not.

00:50:05.000 What size are your shoes?

00:50:06.000 10 and a half, baby.

00:50:07.000 Oh, that's my size.

00:50:08.000 Yes.

00:50:09.000 Do you have a big dick?

00:50:10.000 Let's see your dick.

00:50:11.000 Okay.

00:50:11.000 Pull your dick out on the feet.

00:50:13.000 No, I will not do that.

00:50:15.000 Smash your dick against the keyboard and see what it spells.

00:50:17.000 That'll do.

00:50:19.000 That's how you talk.

00:50:20.000 That's our Ouija board here.

00:50:21.000 If you want to talk to the dead, you just smash your dick against the keys and see what it says.

00:50:25.000 That's pretty good.

00:50:26.000 Let me try.

00:50:28.000 You're going to try.

00:50:29.000 Yeah, don't put the camera on me.

00:50:31.000 Okay.

00:50:33.000 Let me get it.

00:50:34.000 This is a funny angle.

00:50:34.000 Let me get a blank email.

00:50:37.000 Okay, you ready?

00:50:40.000 No.

00:50:42.000 Don't let anyone see it.

00:50:43.000 I won't.

00:50:44.000 This is X-rated.

00:50:46.000 Okay, I'm not looking and...

00:50:52.000 I think they can kind of see it through here.

00:50:56.000 So it said big...

00:51:00.000 B-H-Y.

00:51:02.000 It's kind of hard to read here.

00:51:06.000 I'll have to get a bigger font.

00:51:09.000 B-H-Y-G-H-J-K-M.

00:51:12.000 So, big.

00:51:14.000 The word big is there.

00:51:16.000 Big Jickum Biv.

00:51:18.000 I don't know what that means.

00:51:19.000 Maybe this didn't turn out as well as we did.

00:51:20.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:51:21.000 Big.

00:51:22.000 We just talked about Biggs.

00:51:24.000 Oh, shit.

00:51:25.000 Is Joe Biggs dead?

00:51:27.000 I don't know.

00:51:27.000 I think the spirits are saying.

00:51:29.000 They're telling us about him.

00:51:30.000 Be flippant about Joe Biggs.

00:51:32.000 He's facing a serious sentence.

00:51:33.000 Right.

00:51:34.000 Big jigum?

00:51:37.000 Well, the spirits, there's so much I can do here.

00:51:40.000 Right.

00:51:41.000 Can you get into the jury's head or the judge's brain and like, I don't know, spook him tonight?

00:51:47.000 Say, like, get Biggs and Nordine out of prison.

00:51:51.000 You're just shitty person if you don't.

00:51:53.000 Right.

00:51:55.000 The ghost of Christmas Judge.

00:51:57.000 True dad.

00:51:58.000 All right.

00:51:58.000 So that guy with the glasses, who's Short, he said, These kids are being told they suck all day.

00:52:08.000 It's cancerous.

00:52:10.000 It's not an anti-racism policy, it's an anti-white policy.

00:52:13.000 And I'm just sort of supposed to sit here all day and tell kids that their whiteness is evil and everything they own is stolen and slavery and Jim Crow and they had nothing to do with any of that.

00:52:24.000 And it's getting abusive.

00:52:26.000 And then the head of the school, is he called the principal?

00:52:29.000 I don't know, headmaster?

00:52:31.000 The head, they just say.

00:52:33.000 He goes, well, that teacher's way out of line.

00:52:36.000 And then the teacher with the glasses goes, dude, you agreed with me.

00:52:40.000 And he goes, I don't think so.

00:52:43.000 But he has them on tape.

00:52:46.000 So anyway, the teacher wrote a letter and he said, given the insidious cancel culture that has of late permeated our society, most parents are too fearful to speak up, urging other parents not to stay quiet and assuring them many feel the same way he does.

00:53:03.000 And then there's a letter.

00:53:04.000 The letter, is that from that teacher or is that from a parent at the school?

00:53:08.000 Go to the bottom.

00:53:09.000 This one's from Paul Rossi.

00:53:14.000 Paul Rossi is the parent.

00:53:17.000 So yeah, that was his email here.

00:53:19.000 So parents and teachers have been standing up to this and saying, of all races too.

00:53:24.000 And there was a letter, I think it came from a parent saying, this is the controversial part.

00:53:28.000 And some parents are so chicken, instead of, most are agreeing with him, but some are going, I didn't like his letter.

00:53:34.000 It traumatized me.

00:53:35.000 I found it offensive.

00:53:37.000 So this is offensive.

00:53:38.000 You ready?

00:53:39.000 We have not had systemic racism against blacks in this country since the civil rights reforms of the 1960s, a period of more than 50 years.

00:53:47.000 To state otherwise is a flat-out misrepresentation of our country's history and adds no understanding to any of today's societal issues.

00:53:55.000 If anything, long-standing and widespread policies such as affirmative action point in precisely the opposite direction.

00:54:03.000 Ooh.

00:54:05.000 So the head of the school, it just came out today, was caught on tape saying it.

00:54:13.000 Did I include that in the notes?

00:54:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:54:17.000 So 2.8 is the teacher daring to speak out, which we just covered.

00:54:20.000 And then at the bottom of 2.8, it's not numbered, there's the audio.

00:54:25.000 And this is a weird group.

00:54:27.000 Wait, stop.

00:54:28.000 The Twitter account, if you look at it, it's the Foundation Against Intolerance and Racism, FAIR.

00:54:34.000 I'd never heard of them before, and I assumed it was all social justice warrior shit.

00:54:38.000 It's not.

00:54:39.000 It's actual equality.

00:54:40.000 They do talk about anti-black racism and anti-Muslim stuff the way the SPLC should.

00:54:46.000 But they also take on the taboo subject of anti-white racism.

00:54:49.000 Wow.

00:54:50.000 So it's truly Martin Luther Kingian in the most pure sense of the word.

00:54:57.000 Don't judge someone by the color of their skin, which you don't see anymore.

00:55:00.000 That's no longer fashionable.

00:55:02.000 Now you have to judge people by the color of their skin.

00:55:04.000 They've gone backwards to Jim Crow.

00:55:06.000 I mean, they want segregated proms, black proms, black schools, black spaces, black spaces, cultures, and they separate them at rallies.

00:55:15.000 White people go to the head and confront the police first.

00:55:21.000 Go ahead.

00:55:22.000 Let me ask you something, George, because I think there's something very different about having a single experience where you make sense of it, right?

00:55:32.000 And having a teacher, an authority figure, talk to you endlessly every year telling you that because you have whiteness, you are associated with evils, all these different evils.

00:55:44.000 These are moral evils.

00:55:45.000 It's not the same as taking like a physical thing because it doesn't affect your moral value.

00:55:51.000 That's the problem.

00:55:55.000 The fact is that I'm agreeing with you that there has been a demonization that we need to get our hands around in the way in which people are doing this understanding.

00:56:06.000 So you agree that we're demonizing kids?

00:56:12.000 We're demonizing white people for being born.

00:56:16.000 Are some of our students white people?

00:56:19.000 What?

00:56:19.000 Are some of our students white people?

00:56:21.000 Yes.

00:56:22.000 Okay, so we're demonizing white kids.

00:56:25.000 Why don't you just say it?

00:56:27.000 We are using language that makes them feel less than for nothing that they are personally responsible for.

00:56:39.000 What a controversial take, not.

00:56:41.000 Yeah, that's all over the news, that conversation.

00:56:45.000 And the good thing about it is I checked that Twitter, that tweet we just played, and every parent is saying, why can't, why is this verboten to say?

00:56:53.000 I mean, absolutely kids should learn about Jim Crow.

00:56:55.000 Absolutely, they should learn about our past and our sins of slavery and all that stuff.

00:56:59.000 But as Pat Buchanan says, the days of apologies are over.

00:57:03.000 We have to move forward for fuck's sakes.

00:57:07.000 It's not the 60s anymore.

00:57:08.000 Blacks have been cool and looked up to in this country since Martin Luther King was shot.

00:57:14.000 And the whole nation went, what the fuck?

00:57:17.000 We need to fix this.

00:57:20.000 And I believe that in the past couple years, America has said, yeah, you know what?

00:57:25.000 I tried to fix this.

00:57:26.000 You kept complaining.

00:57:27.000 I'm done.

00:57:28.000 No, I'm not racist and I'm not talking about it anymore.

00:57:30.000 And you're not telling my kids in class that they suck.

00:57:34.000 But teachers are Marxists and they're the last to wake up to wokeness and how dangerous it is.

00:57:40.000 I am done.

00:57:41.000 You're done.

00:57:42.000 I'm done.

00:57:46.000 What's this?

00:57:47.000 Look at how they talk to black kids.

00:57:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:57:50.000 So look at this kid.

00:57:52.000 This is how teachers talk to black kids.

00:57:54.000 3-0.

00:57:56.000 No, that's not it.

00:57:57.000 3-0.

00:58:02.000 This is black privilege in schools.

00:58:04.000 Come on.

00:58:05.000 Oh, my God.

00:58:07.000 You gotta do it again.

00:58:09.000 I said, can you please shut the fuck up?

00:58:14.000 Why?

00:58:15.000 Because you talk too goddamn much, and I just woke up, and your voice is annoying.

00:58:21.000 Okay, anything else?

00:58:23.000 Shut up, let me think.

00:58:26.000 Let me think.

00:58:32.000 No, I ain't got nothing else.

00:58:35.000 Okay.

00:58:35.000 I'm going to have you leave the meeting today, and we'll see if you can come back.

00:58:40.000 Okay?

00:58:41.000 I hope your day gets better, Travis.

00:58:48.000 I hope your day gets better, Travis.

00:58:51.000 And here's Black Privilege in 2-7.

00:58:56.000 Just dancing along on the desks.

00:59:02.000 That's like when a cat scratches you or does something, and you're like, he doesn't know what he's doing.

00:59:06.000 He still loves it.

00:59:07.000 Well, that's the thing.

00:59:08.000 It's racist.

00:59:09.000 Because it's the bigotry of low expectations.

00:59:12.000 And they see black kids as less than and they coddle them.

00:59:18.000 And when you coddle anyone, they act up.

00:59:44.000 And then there's this kid, 30B, who keeps saying the N-word, which is an offensive word.

00:59:51.000 At the very least, it's fuck, right?

00:59:54.000 So the teacher says, stop saying that.

00:59:56.000 And then she uses it.

00:59:58.000 Because he's like, get in my face, nigga.

01:00:00.000 She goes, what if I said nigger?

01:00:02.000 And now she's fired.

01:00:04.000 Well, that's what if.

01:00:06.000 What if?

01:00:07.000 Well, your career's over.

01:00:10.000 Oh, I guess you're not showing a video then?

01:00:12.000 Wait, I had the video.

01:00:14.000 That's a pick.

01:00:15.000 That's a pick.

01:00:19.000 He's trying to walk out of class.

01:00:20.000 Ryan, just find the video before I stab you.

01:00:23.000 It's got to be elsewhere.

01:00:24.000 Oh, wait.

01:00:24.000 Caught on camera.

01:00:29.000 Maybe put it in the article there, channel mine.

01:00:32.000 What are you trying to hear that?

01:00:36.000 Yeah, and it was all caught on camera.

01:00:37.000 Look how serious they are.

01:00:39.000 A racial slur.

01:00:42.000 Shauna Jim says watching the video is heartbreaking, and she's disappointed it came from a teacher.

01:00:49.000 Some parents and students are upset.

01:00:55.000 You're inappropriate, you fat bitch.

01:00:58.000 The teacher eventually lets go of his backpack, and the student tries to leave.

01:01:07.000 Jim says her niece is shaking up from what she heard.

01:01:10.000 Don't listen to me, don't say it.

01:01:12.000 Like, she knows that that's a bad word.

01:01:15.000 Look at that.

01:01:16.000 She was really upset about it.

01:01:18.000 Do you know what's a bad food?

01:01:21.000 Do you know what's a bad craving?

01:01:23.000 Yours.

01:01:24.000 Anyway, they're not showing the whole video.

01:01:26.000 See if you can find the whole video.

01:01:27.000 Because he says N about 150 times.

01:01:32.000 And she tells him to stop using that word.

01:01:34.000 And she tells him to sit down.

01:01:35.000 He's going, get the fuck out of my face, nigga.

01:01:37.000 I'll take you out.

01:01:38.000 I'll fucking kill you, nigga.

01:01:41.000 And then she goes, sit down there, nigga.

01:01:43.000 Mocking his language.

01:01:47.000 And now we're going to go.

01:01:50.000 It's not easy to get teachers fired, but the N-word is the one way.

01:01:55.000 Even fucking a kid, it doesn't get them kicked out.

01:01:59.000 No, that's not it.

01:02:01.000 This top one is...

01:02:03.000 But, you know, there's fucking commentary.

01:02:09.000 This teacher has a hand with his from his mother.

01:02:15.000 He may not be home soon.

01:02:17.000 No, not soon, because I ain't not talking to him.

01:02:19.000 He's calling his mom.

01:02:21.000 I'll let you know, Ark.

01:02:22.000 I'll let you know what happens.

01:02:24.000 I'm going to have to kick you up because I'm keeping you here.

01:02:27.000 You can't call me that.

01:02:28.000 The rest of the day.

01:02:30.000 See, he's calling her nigger to physically intimidate her.

01:02:34.000 I didn't touch you.

01:02:37.000 Bro, watch the fuck up.

01:02:39.000 Better watch out.

01:02:39.000 Don't you shit.

01:02:40.000 You better watch the fuck out.

01:02:41.000 Bro, watch out.

01:02:43.000 I don't care if you watch the fucking thing.

01:02:46.000 Ma'am.

01:02:50.000 Look, I haven't touched it.

01:02:50.000 Yeah.

01:02:54.000 Hands up, don't you?

01:02:55.000 You know what?

01:02:56.000 Only once.

01:02:57.000 Where's T. I can't visit you at GV.

01:03:01.000 I'm 100 hit, but you're once one hit.

01:03:03.000 You all are hit, mate.

01:03:05.000 That kid should not be in school.

01:03:07.000 He should be learning a trade.

01:03:08.000 I'm so anti-education these days.

01:03:10.000 It's nuts.

01:03:11.000 Kids should be able to read.

01:03:13.000 The 4% who are smart enough to do STEM should do STEM and go off to college.

01:03:17.000 The rest need to learn a fucking trade.

01:03:20.000 Kindergarten.

01:03:23.000 What's it called?

01:03:25.000 Kindergarten.

01:03:26.000 Forced kindergarten.

01:03:27.000 Forced kindergarten from the age of 4 to 14 and then a trade.

01:03:32.000 If the kid shows any kind of proclivity for difficult maths and science and chemistry, engineering, by all means, go to Harvard.

01:03:41.000 That's the way it was in the 50s.

01:03:44.000 4% went to college.

01:03:45.000 That's the way it should be.

01:03:46.000 This kid doesn't want to be there.

01:03:48.000 What is he going to do?

01:03:49.000 Sit down tomorrow and learn a bunch of shit?

01:03:53.000 He just needs someone to hold his hand?

01:03:55.000 No.

01:03:56.000 He needs a trade.

01:03:58.000 Trade them hands.

01:04:01.000 Are they bleeping it?

01:04:02.000 I asked you, I said, what would happen if I said it?

01:04:05.000 Right?

01:04:06.000 And so you didn't think it was up that?

01:04:10.000 Okay, so...

01:04:11.000 She's using it.

01:04:14.000 What would happen if I said it?

01:04:15.000 Oh, they blinked her out.

01:04:17.000 Why should you touch it, nigga?

01:04:21.000 Yeah, they bleeped it.

01:04:22.000 Yeah, she said, you better not touch me, nigga.

01:04:24.000 You better sit down, nigga.

01:04:26.000 In the sense that she had the Kramer thing, which is just a word.

01:04:31.000 Now, you can talk to white kids you can endlessly abuse.

01:04:34.000 2-9, compare this to the Zoom call.

01:04:38.000 We said, shut the fuck up.

01:04:39.000 And she said, okay, I hope you have a nice day.

01:04:41.000 Now, this teacher implied, this student, what does he say?

01:04:45.000 Scolds parents.

01:04:47.000 I can't read it.

01:04:47.000 For raising concerns about Zoom learning and continued cloak school closures.

01:04:53.000 Right.

01:04:53.000 So the parents want to monitor the teachers.

01:04:56.000 And the teachers say, you want your fucking, your parent to come try to do my job?

01:05:00.000 She better come correct.

01:05:01.000 I'm a fucking whooper ass.

01:05:03.000 This is how they talk to white kids.

01:05:07.000 They are forced to bring awareness to the situation that they are in because other people put them in that situation.

01:05:17.000 My question is: in each case, where is the white treating kid?

01:05:21.000 Because we need all these.

01:05:22.000 You need a white student union, Jake.

01:05:25.000 You get everything.

01:05:27.000 If your parent wants to talk to me about their profession and their opinion on their profession, I would love to hear that.

01:05:36.000 I know very little about anything else in the world other than education, okay?

01:05:43.000 However, if your parent wants to come talk to me about how I'm not doing a good enough job in distance learning based on what you need as an individual, just dare them to come at me.

01:05:59.000 Because I am so sick to my stomach of parents trying to tell educators how to do their job.

01:06:06.000 I have never once gone to a doctor's appointment and tried to tell my medical health provider how to treat me.

01:06:12.000 Because your child is a patient.

01:06:13.000 So you're as qualified as a doctor?

01:06:16.000 Right.

01:06:16.000 And also your child isn't at the mercy of this.

01:06:19.000 Okay, sorry.

01:06:20.000 I just, you were telling my kid that what polyamorous means, and he's four, and you were telling my girl that she's trans, and you were talking about puberty blockers, and you were saying that whiteness is inherently evil, and that America is racist, and it was built on slavery and stolen from the Indians.

01:06:37.000 And those are opinions of yours that I think are factually incorrect.

01:06:42.000 So I'm going to intervene there, bitch.

01:06:52.000 Let's see how they talk to white kids in 3-1.

01:07:00.000 Oh, wait, is that what we just saw?

01:07:02.000 Go down?

01:07:03.000 Yep.

01:07:03.000 Yeah, that's what we just saw.

01:07:05.000 We didn't get to the very end.

01:07:06.000 What was the very end here?

01:07:09.000 We didn't play at all?

01:07:09.000 I don't know if there's anything substantial.

01:07:11.000 You know why?

01:07:12.000 Because I know nothing about that.

01:07:13.000 I didn't get my degree in medicine.

01:07:18.000 I am going off.

01:07:19.000 I'm sorry.

01:07:20.000 Going off.

01:07:21.000 I'm questioning your degree in education.

01:07:25.000 Come at me.

01:07:26.000 I'm going off.

01:07:28.000 Well, the good news is Chris Cuomo says we should kill white kids to raise awareness.

01:07:36.000 I think it's a good idea.

01:07:39.000 What do you think?

01:07:41.000 Let's hear him out.

01:07:44.000 Reform comes when white people's kids start getting killed.

01:07:47.000 So first of all, he's taking it for granted that black kids are just getting assassinated by the police for sport.

01:07:54.000 And then he says, nothing's happening.

01:07:56.000 Really?

01:07:58.000 These are armed black men that were going to kill the police, and the entire country's been on fire for 10 months.

01:08:03.000 Actually, I've been saying that for 12 months.

01:08:06.000 Time to update.

01:08:07.000 It's been on fire for a fucking year.

01:08:11.000 We just saw them break into the Columbus, Ohio police station.

01:08:14.000 Is that nothing happening?

01:08:17.000 And those weren't innocent blacks.

01:08:20.000 But yeah, let's kill white kids.

01:08:25.000 That's something no one talks about.

01:08:27.000 We are living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

01:08:33.000 And I'm not talking about adrenochrome or any crazy shit.

01:08:35.000 I'm talking about real stuff.

01:08:36.000 Like, did you see this video going around of kids at a drag queen party?

01:08:42.000 Are you a strip club?

01:08:43.000 A strip club at 11 p.m.

01:08:45.000 Yeah.

01:08:45.000 And they're being paraded around and posing in slutty poses.

01:08:48.000 And then people are throwing money at them.

01:08:52.000 I saw a tweet.

01:08:55.000 That's where we're at with kids.

01:08:57.000 You see these white kids get abused in class because they can't fight back.

01:09:01.000 This is it.

01:09:03.000 There's a war on kids going on.

01:09:05.000 That's the name of this episode.

01:09:07.000 The war on kids.

01:09:09.000 1140 at night.

01:09:10.000 These people have children.

01:09:12.000 Encouraging them to be trannies is child abuse.

01:09:21.000 What are they?

01:09:22.000 That's like seven and nine.

01:09:30.000 And again, drag queens are a sexual joke.

01:09:35.000 I don't have no problem with them at gay bars and in gay culture, but they're a very eccentric joke.

01:09:39.000 They're lampooning women.

01:09:40.000 It's female blackface is what it is.

01:09:42.000 And it's a very sexual joke.

01:09:44.000 They always have names like Miss Boner and Dirty.

01:09:47.000 Just always a sexual pun.

01:09:49.000 It was in Miami.

01:09:49.000 Miss Cum Queen or something.

01:09:51.000 That's a big deal.

01:09:52.000 Cum Correct.

01:09:53.000 C-U-M.

01:09:57.000 So, yeah.

01:09:58.000 And then you had that theater in Fresno where the prow boy was fired for attending because he's a cop.

01:10:05.000 The woman, Haley White, we talked about this on the other episode there last week where she's making movies introducing kids to drag queens at drag queen story hour.

01:10:15.000 And I think we're up to seven drag queen story hour people linked to pedophilia.

01:10:21.000 One of them is a sexual deviant who's been charged with sexual assault and he's still living with his adopted kids.

01:10:28.000 Then we have the judge who was caught with kiddie porn and he was funding these drag queen story hours.

01:10:34.000 And then we have guys that have had, we discovered later they have a record of sex with underage kids and they're at drag queen story hour.

01:10:42.000 It's hard to look up because there's so many of them.

01:10:46.000 So like the first four pages on Google will be the most recent one.

01:10:52.000 There's another one.

01:10:54.000 That was two years ago even.

01:10:57.000 Probably plenty more since that.

01:10:58.000 So if you're encouraging this, then you're encouraging a situation that is disproportionately dangerous for kids.

01:11:05.000 And I noticed it in comedy too.

01:11:07.000 You can't make black jokes, you can't make Jew jokes, can't make Muslim jokes, but you can make pedophile jokes and sexual implications and incest jokes.

01:11:14.000 Those are all still good.

01:11:16.000 Now if all offensive jokes were off the books and you could say them, then it wouldn't be so jarring.

01:11:22.000 But when you watch SNL, the only offensive stuff you see is about incest and mothers fucking kids and it's gross.

01:11:34.000 And then finally, Chris Cuomo says he wants white kids to die.

01:11:44.000 And then Geraldo wants Dan Bongino to know that we live in a very, very racist country and cops are just in a safari.

01:11:53.000 Cops just go black.

01:11:54.000 They have stickers on their car.

01:11:56.000 It's a coon face.

01:11:57.000 It's like a Sambo face.

01:11:58.000 They have those stickers.

01:11:59.000 And every black they kill, they put a sticker on their car.

01:12:03.000 Or something, yeah, a little notch or a sticker.

01:12:05.000 No, no, it's a sticker of a Sambo.

01:12:07.000 So you'll see cop cars with maybe 13 Sambos.

01:12:09.000 Oh, that's what that is.

01:12:10.000 Yeah, that's what that is.

01:12:11.000 And it means, I took out 13 Negroes.

01:12:14.000 I thought it was one of those family stickers where it's like, but that's the whole family.

01:12:19.000 We got just a lot of these.

01:12:20.000 It's a very racist caricature of a black person.

01:12:22.000 Oh, I see.

01:12:24.000 It's status.

01:12:25.000 Like if you have 13 Sambos on your cruiser, you're known as a top cop.

01:12:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:30.000 And they don't go to jail.

01:12:31.000 There's never a trial.

01:12:33.000 No.

01:12:34.000 There's not a trial on the front page of every newspaper every time a cop kills a black guy.

01:12:39.000 There is a party.

01:12:40.000 There's a party.

01:12:42.000 Nothing happens.

01:12:43.000 We have to kill white kids.

01:12:45.000 Anyway, listen to Geraldo's.

01:12:47.000 And Dan Bongino's a fact machine, thanks in part to our own Matt Palumbo, who is a research Nazi, who that's probably not the best way to describe him, but a great researcher.

01:13:00.000 And he helps Dan do the work, put in the work, as they say.

01:13:06.000 Reaction, Fox News contributor Dan Bongino, Fox News correspondent at large.

01:13:10.000 What race are you doing?

01:13:12.000 I'm sorry, you know, Geraldo.

01:13:14.000 I'm tired of Joe Biden, your president, out there playing the race card.

01:13:20.000 He's been representing the state of Delaware for 50 years, Geraldo.

01:13:24.000 And then all of these Democrats, the real leaders in Congress, because we know Chuck, Nancy, and Joe are afraid to stand up to the squad, talking about abandoning police and getting rid of the police department.

01:13:36.000 You, you like to consider yourself center-right.

01:13:39.000 What do you have to say to Joe Biden and the squad tonight?

01:13:42.000 Can we just pause?

01:13:43.000 I don't think we discussed this, but Joe Biden has said, I've seen the evidence.

01:13:49.000 It's overwhelming.

01:13:50.000 I am praying for a guilty verdict.

01:13:52.000 He's already found, the president of this country has already found Derek Chauvin guilty.

01:13:58.000 Chauvin, guilty of murder.

01:14:01.000 The president.

01:14:02.000 What the fuck's a judge supposed to do now?

01:14:07.000 These ideas are stupid ideas.

01:14:10.000 Forget about them.

01:14:11.000 Nobody wants these ideas, but an elite few on the far left, they have no application in real life.

01:14:19.000 But Sean, before we go on and let me talk about what is happening in Minneapolis and these other cities, I must say something about the perhaps unintentional misrepresentation of my experience by my esteemed colleague, Dan Bongino,

01:14:35.000 on Monday night.

01:14:37.000 I have been covering cops for over 50 years.

01:14:40.000 I am perhaps the most deeply experienced reporters in television history.

01:14:46.000 I have done hundreds of stories over thousands of hours with cops, everything from shootouts to executing arrest warrants to roadblocks to drug raids, you name it.

01:14:58.000 I have been there.

01:14:58.000 I've been to too many cop funerals to even think about.

01:15:02.000 They are horrible.

01:15:03.000 I am a total buff when it comes to cops.

01:15:06.000 Cops like me, I like cops.

01:15:08.000 This that happened in Minneapolis was unintentional, but involuntary manslaughter doesn't require intent.

01:15:19.000 This was reckless or grossly negligent behavior.

01:15:23.000 I have the solution to the problem.

01:15:25.000 Cops wear their main weapon, their 9mm usually these days, on their dominant hands, let's say your right hand.

01:15:33.000 So this is the hand that has the gun.

01:15:35.000 The taser is on the left hand, your secondary hand.

01:15:39.000 So they're taught use your second, use the taser in non-lethal situations.

01:15:45.000 Tasers?

01:15:46.000 My suggestion is reverse it.

01:15:48.000 Make the taser the first weapon of choice.

01:15:52.000 This is him at Win Jan Liu's funeral, Brooklyn, and he takes a selfie there.

01:15:56.000 Hey, look, I'm at the funeral.

01:15:58.000 Market.

01:15:59.000 There are reports that Geraldo was turned away from the funeral.

01:16:02.000 Oh, but I thought cops love you.

01:16:09.000 Can you imagine how mad cops were at that fucking funeral?

01:16:12.000 Guy's just sitting in his cruiser, gets shot by a black militant Muslim, by the way.

01:16:17.000 No one mentions that it was a Muslim who killed Wen Jianliu.

01:16:22.000 And then he got his wife pregnant months later.

01:16:25.000 Right.

01:16:26.000 Because they took sperm out of his bag.

01:16:28.000 His dead bag.

01:16:30.000 Good thing he didn't beat off that morning.

01:16:33.000 Good point.

01:16:34.000 Yeah.

01:16:34.000 I didn't know that was possible.

01:16:35.000 That's why it's good not to beat off, guys.

01:16:37.000 You want to have a full bag in case you get shot.

01:16:38.000 See, you know, I was right about that.

01:16:39.000 Me and my girlfriend had the debate of like, do your sperm just die?

01:16:42.000 Because I said no.

01:16:43.000 And she's like, yeah, I think they just die.

01:16:45.000 I was like, I think if your body's warm, your sperm lights.

01:16:47.000 You guys debate science and biology with just hunches?

01:16:50.000 Yeah.

01:16:51.000 That's how you learn.

01:16:53.000 Yes.

01:16:54.000 That's how stupid people learn.

01:16:56.000 My parents are gone, by the way.

01:16:57.000 Thank the Lord.

01:17:00.000 Love them to death.

01:17:01.000 But having two 78-year-olds in your home for 10 days is something else.

01:17:09.000 Also, my dad drinks a lot, so I drink with him.

01:17:12.000 And then next thing I know, I'm fucking hammered.

01:17:14.000 And then I have a hangover, and then I'm vulnerable to a cold because my immune system is down, so I'm not going to the gym.

01:17:19.000 I think my cold's over.

01:17:21.000 You're a lion.

01:17:24.000 It doesn't say that.

01:17:25.000 You're a lion.

01:17:26.000 Dude, that is...

01:17:28.000 What a...

01:17:30.000 Oh, man.

01:17:31.000 Him putting his hand in his head like he just goes.

01:17:34.000 I introduced him to my gym owner on Sunday, and we're playing dice and partying.

01:17:40.000 And he go, oh, you say that your dad's this big, fucking tough, mean Geist.

01:17:46.000 Sweetest guy ever.

01:17:47.000 You fucking liar.

01:17:49.000 He's such a sweet guy.

01:17:50.000 And I was like, just give it a bit.

01:17:54.000 And then he starts losing with the dice.

01:17:56.000 He goes, oh, for fuck's sakes.

01:17:58.000 And then Ryan's like, Oh, okay.

01:18:00.000 I'm starting to see it now.

01:18:03.000 Old chimps, when they get old, they start getting vicious.

01:18:06.000 Next thing you know, they bite your crotch off.

01:18:12.000 As he said, when we were playing Trivial Pursuit, and I got every question wrong: Who is this person?

01:18:16.000 I don't want him on my team.

01:18:18.000 He knows nothing.

01:18:19.000 This man?

01:18:20.000 No.

01:18:21.000 Yeah, that was it.

01:18:21.000 This man knows nothing.

01:18:23.000 This man.

01:18:26.000 King of England.

01:18:28.000 That moment right there is so good.

01:18:32.000 He's not telegraphing that for you.

01:18:34.000 Doesn't know he's being filmed.

01:18:36.000 He's just personally over it.

01:18:40.000 King of England, Prince Philip.

01:18:43.000 It doesn't say that.

01:18:44.000 You're a liar.

01:18:48.000 Oh, we fought a lot, too.

01:18:50.000 That's good.

01:18:51.000 He was pissed off that he couldn't get back into Canada.

01:18:53.000 He went back to Florida, by the way, which I said.

01:18:56.000 I said, Dad, you don't want to go to Canada.

01:18:58.000 It's a fucking police state.

01:18:59.000 The three worst places in the world right now are Ireland, Australia, particularly Melbourne, and Canada, particularly Ontario.

01:19:10.000 Cops stop you and say, what are you doing?

01:19:12.000 They pull you over, and if you're more than three miles from your house in any of those three places, you're getting arrested.

01:19:18.000 No church, no grocery store.

01:19:20.000 I don't know how you fucking eat.

01:19:21.000 I guess it's Uber Eats for everything?

01:19:24.000 Are you allowed to go to Costco?

01:19:26.000 For essential items only.

01:19:28.000 I go, you're not allowed to go for a walk, dude.

01:19:30.000 People are dying to get out of Canada, and you want to get in?

01:19:33.000 Go back to Florida, for fuck's sakes.

01:19:36.000 I wish I could pull up that video where I...

01:19:38.000 Don't let mom get date raped again.

01:19:41.000 Where they break in and they.

01:19:44.000 So go back to the Geraldo thing.

01:19:45.000 I thought it was a better fight than that.

01:19:49.000 Secondary hand.

01:19:51.000 It takes a half a second to get that if you need that in a life and death situation.

01:19:56.000 But if you have the taser in your dominant hand, you're more likely to use the non-lethal weapon and you can avoid...

01:20:02.000 Horseshit.

01:20:03.000 Tasers are not a be-all and end-all solution.

01:20:05.000 I've seen plenty of guys of all sizes laugh them off.

01:20:10.000 They don't always incapacitate.

01:20:13.000 I mean, judging from the videos I've seen, I'd say they work 80 to 90% of the time.

01:20:20.000 10 to 15% is a big fucking number when someone could blow your head off.

01:20:25.000 Here's a better solution.

01:20:27.000 Don't have a gun around cops.

01:20:30.000 Put your hands up.

01:20:31.000 Comply.

01:20:32.000 How about that?

01:20:32.000 How about we blame the people who are getting shot for a change?

01:20:37.000 Oh, he didn't really have his gun on him.

01:20:39.000 He was putting it down.

01:20:41.000 Why did he have an illegal gun?

01:20:45.000 Anthony's got a gun.

01:20:46.000 I know plenty of guys with guns.

01:20:48.000 They put their hands 10 and 2.

01:20:49.000 They turn the engine off and they put the keys on the dash to show they're not going to take off.

01:20:54.000 Then they say, I'm going to get my ID now.

01:20:57.000 They get their ID, or they already have it out.

01:21:00.000 They show the gun permit, driver's license registration.

01:21:04.000 That's how you do it.

01:21:06.000 And if the cop's an asshole, and they exist, asshole cops exist, no one's denying that.

01:21:11.000 But you just seethe.

01:21:15.000 You just think, you motherfucker, I'm going to fucking sue this whole police department.

01:21:20.000 Okay, go back.

01:21:21.000 18 accidental police shootings where the cop thought he or she was using a taser shot.

01:21:29.000 Dan Bongino.

01:21:32.000 I don't even know how to respond to that.

01:21:35.000 I think you'll figure it out.

01:21:38.000 Yeah, give me a second here to digest.

01:21:40.000 I'm not responding with you.

01:21:41.000 Hang on.

01:21:42.000 Let him talk.

01:21:43.000 Hold on a sec.

01:21:44.000 Hold on a second.

01:21:45.000 So he's saying 12 or 13 shootings have resulted from the cop thinking they were holding their taser.

01:21:52.000 That's out of, I believe, 3 million confrontations cops have with citizens every year.

01:21:57.000 I forget the number, but it's in the millions upon millions.

01:22:00.000 I don't know how many of those were deaths.

01:22:02.000 I don't know what the guy was doing.

01:22:04.000 So you're talking about an insignificant number.

01:22:08.000 20 blacks are murdered by blacks every day.

01:22:11.000 I believe 130 cops are murdered every year.

01:22:15.000 13.

01:22:17.000 How many deaths did that result in?

01:22:19.000 Five?

01:22:20.000 In a country of 331 million?

01:22:22.000 Sorry.

01:22:23.000 It's not a thing.

01:22:27.000 Total police public encounters in 2015 totaled over 50 million.

01:22:30.000 550 million.

01:22:31.000 Sorry, I was off by 50 million.

01:22:33.000 The rate against lethal force against the entire population, 0.00000343477%.

01:22:43.000 Doesn't sound like a very difficult population.

01:22:45.000 It's very smidgy.

01:22:48.000 Statistic.

01:22:49.000 Mathematics.

01:22:50.000 Mathematics.

01:22:51.000 Mathematics.

01:22:52.000 Mathematics.

01:22:53.000 Because you're nothing but a name caller.

01:22:56.000 You're a cheap shot artist.

01:22:57.000 Isn't he calling him a name by calling him a name caller?

01:22:59.000 Yeah.

01:23:00.000 Raldo, you got to let him have his say.

01:23:02.000 You had your say.

01:23:02.000 Dan.

01:23:04.000 I mean, I never talk when he talks because I like him to just say these things because they're so easy to refute, but he cannot stop talking when I do.

01:23:12.000 But getting to his first point, there's a big difference between reporting on a baseball game and playing it, Geraldo.

01:23:18.000 You never wore a badge, period.

01:23:20.000 Not interested in your reporting on it because reporters deal with facts.

01:23:24.000 And you brought the race guard into it the other night when we had this debate.

01:23:28.000 Despite having no facts to back that up, and when I brought up the facts that there is no systemic race in the world, blacks are twice as likely to be shot by cops as whites.

01:23:41.000 They appear in the crime stats more.

01:23:45.000 They're laying the bricks.

01:23:46.000 Arsonists have way more contact with firemen than non-arsonists.

01:23:53.000 How about that fact?

01:23:55.000 You clearly haven't seen that ever done on the subject.

01:23:58.000 All right, one at a time.

01:24:00.000 The Washington Post, and they spent a year albuming.

01:24:03.000 Let him finish this speaking.

01:24:05.000 Really?

01:24:06.000 Why do we bother?

01:24:06.000 Peraldo knows everything.

01:24:08.000 Apparently.

01:24:10.000 Dan, stop moving.

01:24:12.000 It's your turn.

01:24:12.000 You have the mic.

01:24:14.000 Yeah, they did an actual study on police contacts and found no systemic racism.

01:24:18.000 It was the Department of Justice, their Bureau of Justice Statistics, but he doesn't know any of that.

01:24:23.000 But secondly, this is, again, one big poem about police.

01:24:28.000 You have a 10-minute clearance to come.

01:24:32.000 You can't control yourself.

01:24:34.000 Take volume.

01:24:35.000 Take volume.

01:24:38.000 Let him control.

01:24:39.000 You really got to pipe down.

01:24:41.000 My gosh, you're a 70-year-old man.

01:24:43.000 Calm down.

01:24:44.000 Dan, get hold of yourself.

01:24:46.000 If you put the firearm on the other side, the firearm, you would probably have to cross-draw it because you'd want to fire with your dominant hand, which if you were a cop, you'd know that, but you reported on being policing.

01:24:59.000 What's the problem with a cross-draw?

01:25:01.000 The problem is when you're tackled and put on the ground, the weapon's more accessible to the bad guy than it is to you.

01:25:08.000 But because you've never done policing, never done control tactics, but you've reported on it, you wouldn't know any of that.

01:25:14.000 So maybe a little bit of humble pie, back off, stop telling everyone about your great reporting, deal with facts, and realize you don't know what you think you know, you just know what you think you reported on.

01:25:27.000 Those are two separate things.

01:25:29.000 I don't pretend to be a journalist.

01:25:30.000 Mongino wins.

01:25:31.000 I didn't think of that.

01:25:33.000 What's that?

01:25:34.000 You want their dominant hand to be able to protect the merchandise.

01:25:38.000 This is a fucking nuclear weapon I have here.

01:25:41.000 A taser is just as bad in many ways because if he gets your taser and zaps you, it's going to be easier to get your gun.

01:25:46.000 But I'd rather have the gun if I'm going to be robbing a cop of his weapon.

01:25:49.000 So you want to be able to guard this because you don't want anyone else getting it.

01:25:54.000 Apparently he calls him a son of a bitch.

01:25:55.000 That's what we've missed here.

01:25:57.000 Oh, okay.

01:25:57.000 Let's play.

01:25:58.000 Here's the list.

01:25:58.000 That's the clip I meant to, buddy.

01:25:59.000 Although that clip we just played was very fun.

01:26:01.000 Yeah.

01:26:02.000 You tell that to the black families that see their sons get killed.

01:26:07.000 That's all you want us to rape.

01:26:08.000 You've got nothing else, buddy.

01:26:09.000 That's nothing else.

01:26:10.000 That's a fact.

01:26:11.000 You've got nothing else.

01:26:12.000 All you want to do is see the country burn.

01:26:15.000 You just want to see the country burn.

01:26:17.000 That's it.

01:26:18.000 I want to see the country burn.

01:26:19.000 You son of a bitch.

01:26:20.000 I want to see the country burn.

01:26:22.000 You're nothing but a punk.

01:26:24.000 You're a punk, Bungino.

01:26:25.000 You're a punk.

01:26:26.000 You wouldn't tell me that to my face.

01:26:29.000 We'll leave it there.

01:26:32.000 I didn't have an opinion on Bungino until that.

01:26:34.000 And I was like, oh, he's a great guy fucking bad.

01:26:35.000 I hope with him before.

01:26:36.000 He's a cool dude.

01:26:37.000 Nice.

01:26:37.000 He was a cop, though, right?

01:26:38.000 Yeah, he was the Secret Service, I believe.

01:26:41.000 Super copy.

01:26:43.000 Which we'll get to at the end in the final video because Hank Johnson said Ashley Bobbitt had to die.

01:26:49.000 If she wasn't killed, we would have been lynched.

01:26:54.000 All right, that's enough, Race.

01:26:55.000 Let's get to the mailbag.

01:26:58.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:27:02.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:27:08.000 Let me touch it.

01:27:10.000 Still never touched it.

01:27:14.000 What is this now?

01:27:16.000 Our America VR game.

01:27:18.000 Gavin Kat Super Vera.

01:27:19.000 You should star my emails.

01:27:20.000 Look at the date on when I sent this to you.

01:27:22.000 February.

01:27:23.000 The guy who made the World War II machine gun shooting video, the Kokis bar bomb animation, and the Biden hand green screen analysis video, which you haven't watched.

01:27:31.000 I've been listening to you since pre-Joe ML days and your humor honesty and take occurrence helped me get through some really long, tough times.

01:27:37.000 Smile on the face of thanks for all you do.

01:27:39.000 And so he wants us to look at...

01:27:41.000 Oh yeah, that was in my notes.

01:28:03.000 Now can we see the white kid who goes to a black school and how he fares on the bus?

01:28:08.000 Kids are cruel.

01:28:09.000 Get over it.

01:28:10.000 I remember the same thing happened when I was your age.

01:28:14.000 What a pile of horseshit.

01:28:16.000 So that is.

01:28:21.000 Yeah, that VR game.

01:28:22.000 Why did I cover that in my notes?

01:28:25.000 What did I do?

01:28:26.000 What did I do?

01:28:27.000 Maybe.

01:28:29.000 This is a video game.

01:28:30.000 It looks fun, doesn't it?

01:28:31.000 Yeah.

01:28:33.000 You get to choose which character you are.

01:28:37.000 Maybe my license.

01:28:38.000 Yeah.

01:28:42.000 Great game.

01:28:49.000 What's the Joe Biden green screen thing?

01:28:53.000 Do you know?

01:28:56.000 Anyway, that's a ridiculous game that is going to be all over the news and make money for whoever made it with publicity, but no one is going to actually play that.

01:29:05.000 And there's no evidence that black kids are victims of racism more than white kids are victims of racism or any kind of prejudice.

01:29:13.000 Also, kids say stupid shit.

01:29:16.000 If you've got a birthmark on your face, kids are going to call you birthmark face.

01:29:21.000 That's just the way it is.

01:29:22.000 Grow up.

01:29:23.000 Get over it.

01:29:24.000 This is what he's talking about with the green screen deal.

01:29:26.000 Oh, right.

01:29:28.000 Yeah, we did examine this.

01:29:30.000 Yeah.

01:29:35.000 Hey, that looks.

01:29:37.000 That actually the.

01:29:39.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, the other day you mentioned that you have lied on several job applications.

01:29:43.000 Yes.

01:29:43.000 In college, I wanted to work for the in-house production studio at my university, big screen sound system at sporting events.

01:29:48.000 I was an English major, and I had no...

01:29:51.000 Uh-oh.

01:29:55.000 Hello?

01:30:15.000 Connect with the officer.

01:30:16.000 Press one.

01:30:17.000 I would please.

01:30:18.000 Press one.

01:30:20.000 Yeah, no.

01:30:24.000 Sounds like a Scamaroo.

01:30:25.000 Scamaroonski.

01:30:28.000 Can I give the officer my credit card information?

01:30:30.000 Will that help?

01:30:32.000 You must give the money to the man.

01:30:35.000 Hello.

01:30:36.000 I am with the FBI.

01:30:38.000 We need you to send us credit card info in order to protect your social security number.

01:30:46.000 I am with Sia and Phoebe.

01:30:51.000 You are going to jail where you will eat the poo-poo.

01:30:55.000 And then he ends up describing a Kenyan jail.

01:30:57.000 You will go to jail with the chickens.

01:31:01.000 You know, with no roof and where you have to eat the millipedes in order to survive.

01:31:08.000 You know, prison.

01:31:09.000 What do you think about that?

01:31:11.000 We have canteens at our prisons.

01:31:13.000 Are you sure you're not talking about the Kango surviving the prisons?

01:31:22.000 Oh my god, what is very hard to get out of?

01:31:25.000 Just leave.

01:31:27.000 Yes, but if you do, you'll be in more trouble than you.

01:31:29.000 No, they'll find you again.

01:31:30.000 The corrugated tin has voodoo on it.

01:31:33.000 Oh, okay.

01:31:34.000 So if you go near it, they curse you.

01:31:38.000 Number one, you.

01:31:41.000 Make sure.

01:31:42.000 I have money from Nigeria, which is the same place that we just watched.

01:31:46.000 Okay.

01:31:47.000 I was an English major, had no experience in the field.

01:31:49.000 Most of the people that get hired there were other broadcast journals and film major.

01:31:52.000 The application had two facets, sports and production.

01:31:54.000 I nailed all the sports stuff because I was a fan.

01:31:55.000 All the production stuff, I had no fucking clue what any of the questions were about.

01:31:58.000 So I lied, Googled every question, like, what is an alpha channel?

01:32:02.000 What is the most efficient rendering software?

01:32:04.000 It would be obvious that I was a fraud when I aced the application, but couldn't back it up when I was actually working.

01:32:09.000 So I answered like half the questions and left the other half blank.

01:32:12.000 This worked, and I was interviewed.

01:32:13.000 I got the job and worked there for seven years, all the way through law school.

01:32:18.000 This experience taught me to lie in interviews, and when one firm asked what my grades were, I replied with a packaged Twain quote, well, I can see why you should be asking that question, but you know what FDR said about law school grades.

01:32:29.000 There are lies, damn lies, and law school grades.

01:32:33.000 Lie in interviews.

01:32:34.000 It gives you an immediate goal to work towards, namely become as good as what you told your boss you already were.

01:32:40.000 Yeah, you got to deliver, too.

01:32:42.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:43.000 It's like picking up a girl.

01:32:44.000 You lie and stuff, but you better treat her right and be a good boyfriend, or you...

01:32:48.000 That's fraud.

01:32:50.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:51.000 So if you lie and then you fuck up and you waste everyone's time, that's shitty.

01:32:57.000 Someone sent us, I made this the other day.

01:32:59.000 I try to make the dimensions as close as possible to the original.

01:33:01.000 And it's a sign you should put on your lawn.

01:33:04.000 In this house, we believe America is not racist.

01:33:07.000 Women have equal rights.

01:33:08.000 A country needs borders.

01:33:10.000 Science isn't political.

01:33:11.000 There are only two genders.

01:33:12.000 And kindness is overrated.

01:33:14.000 Why aren't you putting it up?

01:33:15.000 You fucking wiener?

01:33:16.000 I have to open up a Photoshop.

01:33:18.000 No, you don't.

01:33:19.000 It opens up into...

01:33:21.000 Mine didn't.

01:33:22.000 It was very weird.

01:33:24.000 It's a PSD.

01:33:27.000 Photoshop file.

01:33:28.000 PSD.

01:33:29.000 Okay, mine opened in the.

01:33:31.000 That is weird.

01:33:34.000 This type of stuff still happens, believe it or not.

01:33:37.000 Black bikers and police.

01:33:40.000 Police chasing a motorcycle ends with tears and happiness.

01:33:43.000 Oh, these guys are a fucking pain in the ass.

01:33:46.000 They block the West Side Highway here in New York and then have drag races.

01:33:50.000 And then they stop doing them after about 10 minutes because the cops showed up.

01:34:00.000 I will.

01:34:01.000 All right, Cal.

01:34:03.000 Cal.

01:34:06.000 I'm here.

01:34:08.000 Hey, get back, Cal.

01:34:12.000 What?

01:34:12.000 This is a new technique.

01:34:14.000 Have someone else get his gun for the proposal?

01:34:17.000 Oh, my God.

01:34:21.000 This cop's cool.

01:34:32.000 What's the only problem with this whole thing?

01:34:35.000 What?

01:34:36.000 One of the cops is a woman.

01:34:39.000 I didn't spy that.

01:34:40.000 That's good.

01:34:40.000 This is from 2016.

01:34:42.000 I wonder what the update is.

01:34:42.000 Hopefully they're happily married and they went to Disney.

01:34:45.000 Well, Ryan, we know a guy who was about to get a Dewey.

01:34:49.000 And then God went, oh, I like that dude, but I hate these guys.

01:34:53.000 I know.

01:34:54.000 No, he didn't hate them.

01:34:56.000 God threw the car, another car, into a pole right next to them.

01:35:00.000 Yeah, while he was being pulled over.

01:35:01.000 The guy God hates the most went through the windshield and was instantly dead.

01:35:05.000 The car bursts into flames.

01:35:06.000 Our drunk friend is like, fuck this.

01:35:08.000 Runs over to the car.

01:35:11.000 Has superhuman strength.

01:35:12.000 Bends the door frame.

01:35:15.000 Correct.

01:35:16.000 Grabs the two girls.

01:35:17.000 I don't know where the fucking cops are at this point.

01:35:19.000 They're just like, he was by his side, but he wasn't doing that.

01:35:24.000 He was moving away from the flames.

01:35:26.000 The car goes, bursts into flames.

01:35:28.000 Yep.

01:35:28.000 Saved their lives.

01:35:29.000 That's correct.

01:35:30.000 After they almost died.

01:35:31.000 Got the keys back, go home.

01:35:32.000 And the cops go, get the fuck out of here.

01:35:34.000 Yeah.

01:35:34.000 Like, he had a breathalyzer in his hand.

01:35:36.000 He was like, this is no longer necessary.

01:35:41.000 But I'm doing this show pretty well for being a sick person.

01:35:44.000 I think I might not be sick anymore.

01:35:47.000 This is why you should be in shape, folks.

01:35:50.000 I was sick yesterday.

01:35:52.000 I was sort of getting it, right?

01:35:53.000 And getting good at it, if you will.

01:35:55.000 So it was 24-hour cold.

01:35:58.000 Remember, I was sneezing like a motherfucker?

01:36:00.000 Get at it, if you will.

01:36:01.000 Yeah.

01:36:01.000 So that, I would say, was the beginning.

01:36:04.000 Drank a bunch of bourbon last night.

01:36:08.000 As of right now, I feel pretty good.

01:36:11.000 Pretty, pretty, pretty good.

01:36:14.000 You know what's crazy is I cannot find these two videos I've been looking for.

01:36:17.000 The COVID arrest in Canada, where they break in, arrest the guy for breaking quarantine.

01:36:22.000 And then in Germany, a guy's reading the Constitution and he gets tackled by police.

01:36:26.000 Like, he's just like, he's doing nothing.

01:36:28.000 I mean, and he gets tackled by the cops very violently for reading the Constitution in Berlin.

01:36:33.000 And memo, he's all like, schlamente gut und crime in zie zos.

01:36:36.000 Yeah.

01:36:36.000 Shaisa.

01:36:37.000 Yeah, shaisa.

01:36:38.000 Yeah, shit.

01:36:38.000 Yeah.

01:36:39.000 And then, so videos like that, they don't exist unless people that get banned on Instagram all the time are posting them, risking their Instagram accounts.

01:36:47.000 But then I get sent this one together.

01:36:48.000 If you post anything about Black Lives Matter, Black Lives Matter, I should say, that real estate controversy?

01:36:56.000 Oh, right.

01:36:57.000 You get banned.

01:36:59.000 That was story 2-2 today.

01:37:00.000 YouTube is banning the word for communist propagandist on YouTube.

01:37:07.000 So if you type in the Chinese word for it, they'll ban you.

01:37:11.000 Oh, really?

01:37:12.000 Or they'll block it.

01:37:12.000 Excuse me.

01:37:14.000 Sorry.

01:37:14.000 Yeah, look at 2-2.

01:37:18.000 You cannot point out...

01:37:20.000 I have a very controversial opinion about that, by the way.

01:37:23.000 Black Lives Matter is, what, a billion-dollar movement?

01:37:27.000 The founder should have about a $1.4 million house.

01:37:31.000 That's consistent with why does the CEO have more money than the pencil pushers?

01:37:36.000 I think it's a scam.

01:37:38.000 I think it's bullshit.

01:37:40.000 But That's not a mathematical fact.

01:37:45.000 The fact is, you started a bullshit organization that's worth a billion dollars.

01:37:49.000 You should probably get $1.5 million.

01:37:52.000 I made a lot more than that with vice.

01:37:56.000 And then also, check out 2-1.

01:37:58.000 It's illegal to criticize BLM.

01:38:02.000 This woman is a cop, unfortunately.

01:38:06.000 And she finds out her son's friend, who I assume is in her house, supports Black Lives Matter.

01:38:11.000 And she goes, this is 2-1, Ryan.

01:38:12.000 2-1.

01:38:14.000 And she goes, when you support Black Lives Matter, do you know how much bullshit that is?

01:38:18.000 A white woman is to be tried in court for breaking a blesse majeste act of 2015 that makes it a crime to express irreverence towards someone's belief in BLM.

01:38:29.000 So I just assumed when I saw that French word, I assumed this was in some stupid European country.

01:38:35.000 No, it's in Massachusetts.

01:38:39.000 Go to the top part there.

01:38:43.000 Officer Patricia Leo of the Milton Police Department in Massachusetts is accused of berating her son's 14-year-old black friend about his stance on the Black Lives Matter movement.

01:38:53.000 So she intimidated him by arguing.

01:38:57.000 Look, Black Lives Matter means cops are racist.

01:39:01.000 That's what it means.

01:39:04.000 And worse than that, cops are racist and they hunt blacks for sport.

01:39:08.000 That's what it means.

01:39:11.000 And it says, I don't like that and I wish they would stop doing that.

01:39:14.000 It's a fucking retarded logo and I find it offensive.

01:39:18.000 Not because I think Black Lives Don't Matter, but you're saying that I don't.

01:39:22.000 So when you walk, I never forget, I was at this bar near our new studio, actually.

01:39:27.000 And this woman walks in with a Black Lives Matter face mask.

01:39:30.000 And it was like, she's saying that I don't think Black Lives Matter.

01:39:34.000 And that's offensive to me.

01:39:35.000 Fuck you.

01:39:41.000 Like, it's like wearing a mask that says, I'm one of the only non-rapists here.

01:39:45.000 Right, right.

01:39:46.000 Fuck you.

01:39:46.000 I don't rape anyone.

01:39:49.000 Not anymore.

01:39:50.000 Hey, Gab, I found the source for that one clip.

01:39:52.000 It's a documentary called The Rainman Twins.

01:39:56.000 I'll be.

01:40:00.000 Oh, they're retarded in some ways genius.

01:40:04.000 Let's see, I've been good at dropping the needle lately.

01:40:10.000 Good luck with that.

01:40:12.000 Yeah, I don't...

01:40:14.000 I feel like it's towards the end because it's a wrap-up type of comment.

01:40:20.000 I'm wrong and dumb.

01:40:22.000 And I should be shot.

01:40:24.000 Have you seen the reaction to Saya's Autistic movie?

01:40:29.000 A, yes.

01:40:29.000 B, that's ancient news.

01:40:31.000 C, we covered it.

01:40:32.000 I don't remember seeing the trailer.

01:40:35.000 I think we played the trailer, but feel free to repeat it for everyone else.

01:40:38.000 No, it's okay.

01:40:38.000 But it's just, it's a universal bomb, and actual autistic people are like, what the fuck is this?

01:40:44.000 No, we don't act that way.

01:40:45.000 Brian, it was destroyed by the woke mob because they said you should have got a...

01:40:50.000 An autistic person.

01:40:51.000 An autistic person.

01:40:52.000 But the autistic, the way that they portray autism in it is now the worst.

01:40:57.000 But now that it's out.

01:40:59.000 I think she did a really good job.

01:41:02.000 The actress?

01:41:03.000 Yeah.

01:41:04.000 It seems a little over the top.

01:41:06.000 Like, she's like, boo.

01:41:08.000 Hi there.

01:41:09.000 I don't know.

01:41:20.000 That little kid turned out to be pretty hot.

01:41:24.000 Which one?

01:41:25.000 The main autistic chicken?

01:41:26.000 Yeah, she's the one from Saya's first video.

01:41:28.000 Oh.

01:41:29.000 Oh, you're kidding.

01:41:30.000 Oh, she.

01:41:31.000 No, Ryan, you got the wrong take on that.

01:41:32.000 The take on that is that they did a fine job, and Saya based it on her fucking friend, who's a complete, gimped-out, super autistic thing.

01:41:41.000 And that's not your friend, by the way.

01:41:42.000 You're just virtue signaling.

01:41:44.000 You don't call her and go, hey, had a really shitty day at work today.

01:41:47.000 Oh.

01:41:50.000 I found this trans movie reviewer that I'm going to keep watching.

01:41:55.000 This isn't her, but she covered this too.

01:41:58.000 Yeah, I went down a rabbit hole.

01:41:59.000 But yeah, a lot of really autistic people are very mad at it, though.

01:42:02.000 Apparently, that's like really end of the spectrum autism.

01:42:05.000 Yeah, that's who the movie was based on.

01:42:09.000 Hey, Gabriega, we all enjoy your Warflick veteran stick, and it got me thinking about the concept of stolen valor and how it could be an accusation thrown at any black individual who brings up the slavery of the past in a discussion about race, as if it were relevant to themselves personally today, when they weren't even there, man.

01:42:25.000 It's racial stolen valor.

01:42:27.000 I saw an article once that said that blacks don't swim because they're scared of water, because their DNA cells remember being tossed from the slave ships.

01:42:38.000 I think that's how it works.

01:42:40.000 Wow.

01:42:41.000 So I should be afraid of radiation and microwaves?

01:42:44.000 Wait a minute.

01:42:44.000 That implies that 100% of blacks were slaves.

01:42:48.000 Correct.

01:42:48.000 But then if that's true, then who are the blacks that sold the city?

01:42:51.000 Africa exported 10 million.

01:42:54.000 That's a lot of people, but it's not 100% of blacks.

01:42:59.000 No, it's not.

01:43:00.000 They were considering reparations for direct descendants of slave owners.

01:43:04.000 I mean, slaves.

01:43:06.000 I saw an article about that, and I thought, that can't be a huge population.

01:43:15.000 That's not really, they're not really giving out much money to many people.

01:43:19.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan, I'm an engineer who works from home.

01:43:21.000 Recently, I bought a bike to ride my neighborhood on my lunch break.

01:43:24.000 When I ride, I do not wear a helmet because I'm 31 years old and not a little bitch.

01:43:27.000 Thank you very much, sir.

01:43:28.000 I assume that also means you don't wear flip-flops.

01:43:32.000 Ever.

01:43:33.000 What about the beach?

01:43:34.000 Fuck the beach.

01:43:35.000 You wear your shoes to your place.

01:43:37.000 You take your shoes off when you're at the beach.

01:43:39.000 I don't know why men are at the beach.

01:43:42.000 It's for women and children.

01:43:44.000 What am I going to do?

01:43:44.000 Make a sandcastle as I bake on the fucking...

01:43:47.000 No.

01:43:48.000 I like lakes.

01:43:49.000 Men do lakes.

01:43:50.000 Then you can go for a ride in the boat.

01:43:52.000 You take your kids fishing.

01:43:53.000 That's kind of true.

01:43:54.000 Lake George is my happy place.

01:43:57.000 Lake George rules.

01:43:58.000 It rules.

01:44:01.000 It's hard to make summer plans when your kids are all in sports, though.

01:44:06.000 Ever since I started riding, though, I've noticed that middle-aged women in that neighborhood who see me tend to give me long, almost disapproving glares as I pass them.

01:44:13.000 I wondered why, but no doubt it has to be because of my lack of helmet.

01:44:16.000 I'm just waiting for a day when I can get scolded either as I pass them or one of these women posts a picture of me riding by on Facebook and comment I need to wear a helmet.

01:44:23.000 It's just dangerous.

01:44:24.000 I just think it's very telling that although it hasn't happened yet, I assume everyone's going to mother me and tell me what to do or wear.

01:44:30.000 Yeah, we've really turned women into fucking annoying bitches, haven't we?

01:44:33.000 And I've noticed with these middle-aged housewives, there's some latent misandry in their scolding.

01:44:40.000 Like, they don't mind when blacks are not doing the mask and the social distancing.

01:44:44.000 They don't mind when teenagers are doing it.

01:44:46.000 But middle-aged men, they talk about as expectorating, you know, when you spit and stuff.

01:44:51.000 And I read some post on Next Door, and she was talking about middle-aged joggers going by her with no mask on, expectorating and sweating and coughing.

01:45:00.000 And you could smell the disdain in her post.

01:45:04.000 You could tell she hates men.

01:45:11.000 I don't know why.

01:45:12.000 I love, I'm gay for men.

01:45:15.000 You should have seen the crew I had on Sunday when we were playing dice.

01:45:18.000 My dad, guys from the gym, Maddie.

01:45:22.000 See, somebody sent in a suggestion for a Reddit.

01:45:24.000 My dad is even mentally handicapped.

01:45:26.000 And we had him there.

01:45:27.000 Come on in, buddy.

01:45:28.000 Just please stop playing songs in the jukebox.

01:45:30.000 Somebody said in a Reddit thing where it's gay for men.

01:45:35.000 And it's like, this is the perfect Reddit for you.

01:45:37.000 Did you ever see that?

01:45:38.000 No.

01:45:38.000 I gotta find it.

01:45:41.000 You know what's a great account to follow?

01:45:47.000 It's all engineering.

01:45:52.000 What is it now?

01:45:53.000 I gotta look up what I follow.

01:45:55.000 How do you do that again?

01:45:56.000 You look at yourself?

01:45:57.000 Yeah, you go to yourself and then you're gonna get it.

01:45:58.000 I'm following 151 fuckers.

01:46:05.000 A lot of stinkers in here.

01:46:08.000 No ex-girlfriends.

01:46:10.000 It's too depressing to look up the people I used to hang out with and hear them talk about Trump.

01:46:15.000 They're still mad at Trump.

01:46:19.000 I apologize, folks.

01:46:20.000 This must be annoying to you.

01:46:22.000 This is not good television.

01:46:23.000 In the meantime.

01:46:23.000 Brind Face, of course, Crime Faces, Doy.

01:46:26.000 Kentucky stud punk.

01:46:28.000 Could face $750,000 fine for allegedly breaking coronavirus rules in Canada.

01:46:34.000 How much of a fine?

01:46:35.000 $750,000.

01:46:37.000 Okay.

01:46:37.000 Industrial highlights.

01:46:39.000 Industrial dot highlights.

01:46:44.000 And that's a Reddit, right?

01:46:44.000 That's gay porn for guys who love men.

01:46:50.000 This is porn when you're a middle-aged man.

01:46:55.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:46:57.000 Look at that one on the top left.

01:46:58.000 Just look at the first one.

01:47:01.000 Like, the machines men create are just fucking incredible.

01:47:08.000 I don't even know what that is.

01:47:11.000 It's some kind of a pipe that can handle 8 billion liters of water a second.

01:47:19.000 Correct.

01:47:19.000 And distribute it to entire cities.

01:47:23.000 You're welcome, ladies.

01:47:25.000 Why are we so hated?

01:47:27.000 What's with the animosity?

01:47:29.000 And that guy who invented that didn't ask for a fucking blowjob or his face to be in a t-shirt.

01:47:34.000 Look at this dude just quietly sorting potatoes all day for you.

01:47:39.000 For your fries.

01:47:41.000 I was hypnotized watching...

01:47:42.000 He doesn't ask for anything.

01:47:43.000 J.B. Beverly, formerly of censored.tv, rest in peace, creating a walking stick, and it's just, it's fucking hypnotizing.

01:47:52.000 No, Ryan, shut up.

01:47:54.000 What?

01:47:54.000 That's totally unimpressive after what I just showed.

01:47:57.000 Correct.

01:47:58.000 But even this, even this level.

01:48:00.000 Okay, here's another one.

01:48:01.000 World of Engineering.

01:48:04.000 It's world underscore of underscore engineering.

01:48:08.000 Again, pornography.

01:48:11.000 Don't watch.

01:48:12.000 You should be alone when you watch this.

01:48:15.000 Yeah, fabulous.

01:48:15.000 You're going to get a boner.

01:48:19.000 Scroll, let me see some of these.

01:48:22.000 Voist.

01:48:27.000 Go to another one.

01:48:28.000 That's almost too good.

01:48:31.000 That's like skipping the anal.

01:48:33.000 You're welcome.

01:48:34.000 You're welcome, Earth for men.

01:48:39.000 Whoa.

01:48:41.000 It just did more stuff.

01:48:45.000 How fast?

01:48:45.000 What does that go?

01:48:46.000 700 miles an hour?

01:48:47.000 Is that a Harrier?

01:48:49.000 No, F-35.

01:48:50.000 How fast?

01:48:51.000 What the fuck?

01:48:53.000 How fast?

01:48:54.000 Is that new?

01:48:55.000 Technology?

01:48:57.000 Wait, you didn't know planes could do that?

01:48:59.000 No, I knew Harriers could do that, but that looks like a real small jet.

01:49:04.000 Yes, 761 miles an hour in dry air.

01:49:08.000 That's nothing.

01:49:10.000 That's...

01:49:11.000 I got that on me.

01:49:12.000 That's one hour from Montreal to New York.

01:49:15.000 Wow.

01:49:18.000 Okay, here's the last one.

01:49:20.000 The last porn we're going to show is industrial top.

01:49:24.000 Do you see this?

01:49:24.000 This is actually my favorite one.

01:49:26.000 Industrial.top.

01:49:29.000 Let me follow this one.

01:49:32.000 And it's just hours and hours of disgusting, raunchy man porn.

01:49:41.000 You better have a tissue when you watch them.

01:49:44.000 What is that now?

01:49:46.000 It's like a wire, right?

01:49:49.000 He's soldering.

01:49:50.000 He's what?

01:49:51.000 Soldering.

01:49:52.000 I just never seen an L in there, so I'm trying to see if I could even pronounce it kind of with an L. Soldering.

01:49:57.000 You don't pronounce the L shit for brains.

01:49:58.000 Well, I've known that my entire life, but now seeing it, I'm seeing if I could sneak it in there.

01:50:03.000 Soldering.

01:50:03.000 Why?

01:50:03.000 Soldering.

01:50:04.000 Okay, look at another one.

01:50:06.000 I could watch these for 100 years.

01:50:07.000 I don't know how they did that.

01:50:09.000 That's epoxy or the glass?

01:50:11.000 Yeah, they painted the glass with fake wood paint.

01:50:13.000 Oh, shit.

01:50:14.000 I think.

01:50:15.000 Or maybe that is real wood.

01:50:16.000 I don't know, but it looks really cool.

01:50:18.000 They can blend them together.

01:50:20.000 And what else do we got here?

01:50:22.000 See, there's a lot of variety with Industrial Top.

01:50:24.000 He's lubricating switches with a paint.

01:50:26.000 Lubricating these fucking switches with a paintball gun that has oil pellets.

01:50:31.000 The fucking rules.

01:50:32.000 You're welcome.

01:50:33.000 Oh, nothing.

01:50:34.000 Just carrying a fucking massive truck up a mountain in case anyone's interested.

01:50:40.000 Look at that.

01:50:41.000 Do you know how long it would take you and I to make something like that?

01:50:45.000 Literally 450 years.

01:50:51.000 And that's assuming we have access to all kinds of machinery.

01:50:54.000 I can't even conceive.

01:50:55.000 How do they make a guitar string?

01:50:56.000 I have no fucking idea.

01:50:58.000 And I just feel so not worthy.

01:51:00.000 Like when I'm playing the thing, I'm like, how the fuck?

01:51:02.000 The fucking...

01:51:03.000 Now just fast forward.

01:51:05.000 Just go from this to fast forward to this.

01:51:09.000 Women shouldn't be allowed to talk.

01:51:10.000 Just having opinions and talking shit and like not respecting any sort of masculine.

01:51:15.000 We officially ban women from voting and speaking.

01:51:19.000 I've just become a radical Muslim.

01:51:22.000 They need burqas on.

01:51:23.000 Yeah.

01:51:24.000 And they need to stop talking.

01:51:25.000 They act like royalty.

01:51:27.000 I'm a jihadist.

01:51:29.000 They act like Caesar sitting in the Coliseum doing the thumbs down.

01:51:33.000 I'm a terrorist.

01:51:36.000 You were right to call and say, I'm under arrest.

01:51:39.000 Oh, this is cool.

01:51:40.000 He shows you how to stretch a copper pipe by blowtorching it.

01:51:44.000 Look, he goes, why don't you do this?

01:51:46.000 No, it's going to split.

01:51:49.000 No, no, no, no, no.

01:51:50.000 Do not do.

01:51:51.000 You want to get it nice and hot, buddy.

01:51:54.000 You got to fucking cook it up a little bit there.

01:51:58.000 There we go.

01:52:00.000 By the way, I'd like to formally apologize for doing an Indian voice.

01:52:04.000 I read Hank Hazaria's essay.

01:52:06.000 Now you can stretch that puppy.

01:52:10.000 All right, that's enough of that.

01:52:12.000 There's no longer a female watching this show.

01:52:16.000 What's up, Anaconda and Hookworm?

01:52:18.000 That's fucked up.

01:52:19.000 I like that nickname.

01:52:20.000 I don't want to be called Anaconda.

01:52:21.000 This episode is like jumping into a barrel full of titties and coming out sucking a dick.

01:52:25.000 It made me want to shit while I was already shitting.

01:52:28.000 That is all.

01:52:30.000 So I guess it sucked?

01:52:32.000 That was about the hundredth episode?

01:52:34.000 Yeah.

01:52:36.000 You know, so...

01:52:37.000 Yeah, I guess it was a bad episode.

01:52:38.000 I'm sorry, I was very sick.

01:52:40.000 I thought it was okay.

01:52:41.000 I texted you this before I put it up.

01:52:44.000 It's a collage of all the drops, you know?

01:52:47.000 Yep.

01:52:48.000 And you sent to me, take that down, it looks like shit.

01:52:54.000 And I can't even tell you how hurt I was because I spent so much time on it and then you said JK.

01:53:01.000 And then I felt better.

01:53:02.000 Well, it was a very easy trick.

01:53:05.000 I saw that you had spent at least an hour building that.

01:53:08.000 So I thought, let's fucking ruin it.

01:53:11.000 Shit on him.

01:53:12.000 I got the halftone in there.

01:53:14.000 So nice.

01:53:16.000 That was a nice 100th episode.

01:53:18.000 Okay.

01:53:20.000 Last one, let's watch a video.

01:53:29.000 Okay.

01:53:30.000 We're skipping that one.

01:53:44.000 Who's crying?

01:53:45.000 Your dermatologist.

01:53:49.000 Oh, shit.

01:53:52.000 Oh, my God.

01:53:54.000 Oh, my God, dude.

01:53:56.000 That was rude.

01:53:57.000 How that's such a tasteful, very extreme joke.

01:54:04.000 Okay, we'll make this the last one.

01:54:06.000 Wow, 100 shows.

01:54:07.000 Never thought you'd make it.

01:54:08.000 Thought I'm sure you'd be dead by now, and Ryan would be using all the gear to make crappy music videos.

01:54:12.000 Have you chose this Lars Roncher clip before?

01:54:15.000 Same with Kirsten Dunz.

01:54:16.000 Most awkward four minutes ever filmed.

01:54:18.000 Yeah, he compares himself to Hitler.

01:54:20.000 Go ahead.

01:54:20.000 And then you.

01:54:22.000 Kate Muir from the Times of London.

01:54:24.000 My question follows on from the German romantic thing.

01:54:27.000 Can you talk a bit about your German roots and the Gothic aspect of this film?

01:54:32.000 And also you mentioned Gothic.

01:54:36.000 And also you mentioned in a Danish film magazine also about your interest in the Nazi aesthetic and you talked about that German roots at the same time.

01:54:50.000 Can you tell us a bit more about that?

01:54:52.000 Yes, the only thing I can tell is that I thought I was a Jew for a long time and was very happy being a Jew.

01:55:04.000 Then later on came Susanna Bia and then suddenly I wasn't so happy about being a Jew.

01:55:11.000 No, that was a joke.

01:55:12.000 Sorry.

01:55:15.000 But it turned out that I was not a Jew and even if I'd been a Jew, I would be kind of a second-rate Jew because there are kind of a hierarchy in the Jewish population.

01:55:27.000 But anyway, I really wanted to be a Jew and then I found out that I was really a Nazi, you know, because my family was German Hartmann, which also gave me some bigger.

01:55:44.000 Dump button.

01:55:46.000 Go ahead, sir.

01:55:48.000 Eject.

01:55:49.000 Trapdoor.

01:55:50.000 Here's three shovels.

01:55:52.000 You try to dig yourself.

01:55:55.000 What can I say?

01:55:58.000 Edit, undo.

01:55:59.000 Get the guys from this engineering Instagram to maybe design something to help you.

01:56:05.000 I think he did some wrong things.

01:56:08.000 But I can see him sitting in his bunker in the end.

01:56:15.000 Give him a Kristen Dunce cap.

01:56:19.000 Lars, you're ruining my career.

01:56:20.000 Give him sitting next to you.

01:56:22.000 I'm getting a sunburn.

01:56:24.000 I think I understand the man.

01:56:26.000 He's saying he understands Hitler.

01:56:29.000 He did do some bad things, he just said.

01:56:31.000 Yeah, I understand much about him, and I sympathize with him a little.

01:56:38.000 But come on, I'm not for the Second World War.

01:56:42.000 And I'm not against it.

01:56:43.000 I like his deep cuts before he sold out.

01:56:46.000 Susanna Bier is.

01:56:47.000 No, not even too much.

01:56:48.000 I just like his paintings.

01:56:49.000 I think he did wonderful landscapes, and no one ever talks about it.

01:56:55.000 That was also a joke.

01:56:56.000 I am, of course, very much for tunes.

01:57:01.000 No, not too much, because Israel is a pain in the ass.

01:57:04.000 Oh, my.

01:57:05.000 Okay, well, see, that's the trouble with real liberals.

01:57:10.000 Their true colors are not that far from fascism and Hitler.

01:57:14.000 Do you ever hear Hitler's talking voice?

01:57:17.000 There's the only known recording of his voice, and it's deep and spooky.

01:57:31.000 By the way, you have to click the...

01:57:33.000 That's exactly what I thought it would be.

01:57:34.000 How is that weird?

01:57:35.000 The age.

01:57:36.000 The age restraint.

01:57:37.000 Well, not doing like a loud speech where he's like, you have to click the age that you're over 18.

01:57:45.000 By the way, the people that call us Nazis and we're crying at Saving Private Ryan at the Americans dying.

01:57:50.000 We're not crying when he shoots Gunther through the head.

01:57:53.000 You know, like, wouldn't Nazis see Saving Private Ryan and be like, oh, we're losing?

01:57:58.000 No, the Nazis, Saving Private Ryan, the whole thing is D-Day.

01:58:02.000 That's most of the movie as far as the emotional impact.

01:58:04.000 That's the very beginning.

01:58:06.000 Nazis probably would watch that and go, yeah, fucking get him.

01:58:10.000 Nailed him.

01:58:10.000 Anyway, let's go to the final video.

01:58:33.000 I would like to personally thank Jim Gold for introducing me to Hank Johnson back in 2010.

01:58:39.000 Hank said that he's worried about extra soldiers going to Guam because it will capsize.

01:58:50.000 So go to the very last one, Ryan.

01:58:53.000 He has successfully scrubbed this from the internet, but you can still find some examples.

01:58:58.000 Now, this is a compilation of Hank, but if you go to the end, I'm starting with...

01:59:04.000 Go to the very end.

01:59:05.000 You can see him.

01:59:06.000 No, no.

01:59:07.000 Yeah, there, there.

01:59:09.000 And something's leaking from the upstairs bathroom.

01:59:12.000 Take it back.

01:59:13.000 Nope.

01:59:13.000 And then someone tells you that become so overly sense.

01:59:22.000 My fear is that the whole island will become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

01:59:37.000 We don't anticipate that.

01:59:40.000 He doesn't know what an island is.

01:59:42.000 He thinks it's a boat.

01:59:44.000 If you want to find out about islands are not boats.

01:59:53.000 We all know that.

01:59:54.000 There's much more than meets the eye.

01:59:57.000 They're connected to the ground.

02:00:00.000 They're basically the top of a mountain in the water.

02:00:03.000 I can't believe I have to say that.

02:00:04.000 But even if it was a boat, right?

02:00:06.000 It's the biggest fucking boat imaginable.

02:00:09.000 And there's no way 700 troops is going to make it capsize.

02:00:14.000 700 troops might make a large tugboat capsize, I guess.

02:00:19.000 Maybe, maybe not even.

02:00:21.000 But a boat that big is not going to capsize.

02:00:24.000 And again, it's not a boat.

02:00:26.000 Since it's connected to the earth, when the earth rotates every day, it's technically capsizing.

02:00:31.000 And it's doing just fine.

02:00:33.000 He said that.

02:00:34.000 And then he was soundly ridiculed for it.

02:00:38.000 And he claimed that he had herpes, a herpes outbreak, and it was confusing his mind.

02:00:44.000 As herpes does.

02:00:47.000 I guess he has brain herpes, genital herpes in his head, on his tongue.

02:00:52.000 Yeah, maybe he has tongue herpes.

02:00:55.000 So he's in the news again today.

02:00:57.000 That's how we all know Hank Johnson.

02:00:58.000 But he said that Ashley Babbitt had to die.

02:01:02.000 Sorry.

02:01:03.000 She had to go because if she wasn't shot, we all would have been lynched.

02:01:07.000 Just all of Congress just hanging.

02:01:11.000 That was the plan.

02:01:12.000 So she was going to lynch everybody?

02:01:15.000 Well, she would be the first, and then they'd all get in, and then they'd lynch every single politician in the Capitol.

02:01:20.000 Oh, okay.

02:01:21.000 Another herpie flare up there, Hank.

02:01:24.000 So is there a video of him saying that?

02:01:28.000 He's in the Capitol building.

02:01:30.000 In the Capitol Betty Puddy Pop.

02:01:32.000 It was nothing but a race war that was about to be unleashed.

02:01:38.000 And had it not been for the gunshot, the one shot fired by that plainclothes officer in the speaker's lobby, right behind the House gallery, right there, if those people had been able to get through,

02:01:55.000 they would have had us, who were in the gallery on the third floor, trapped.

02:02:01.000 We would not have been able to get out.

02:02:03.000 Revenue, when they finally got us out of there, we walked past spread eagles on the floor at gunpoint by the Capitol Hill police officers.

02:02:18.000 As we went down the steps, they had us surrounded on the third floor.

02:02:24.000 And if the police officer had not fired and stopped the onslaught on the speakers in the speaker's lobby, they would have cut off our escape route.

02:02:35.000 They would have had us upstairs.

02:02:37.000 And I have no doubt that some of us who look like me would have been hanging from the railings of the third floor onto the house floor, swinging like fruit.

02:02:52.000 Strange fruit.

02:02:53.000 We would have been swinging from those railings.

02:02:57.000 And I tell you, strange fruit.

02:03:00.000 What the fuck is he wearing?

02:03:01.000 Wait, get rid of me for a second.

02:03:04.000 Go back.

02:03:05.000 He's got a black t-shirt on with a green dress shirt and then a black blazer.

02:03:10.000 You look fucking ridiculous, Hank.

02:03:13.000 You know what I think is the deal with him?

02:03:15.000 I think he has an IQ of 75 to 80, but he has a certain cadence to his voice that's kind of deep.

02:03:24.000 And if you don't really listen closely, he sounds like he might know what he's talking about.

02:03:28.000 Even when he said Guam, what would happen there is that it would get to the point where the island would capsize.

02:03:36.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

02:03:40.000 So he recently discovered that midget isn't a thing.

02:03:45.000 When was that?

02:03:45.000 That was a long ass time ago.

02:03:47.000 Like 30 years ago you were told you can't say midget anymore.

02:03:53.000 By 2000 everyone knew.

02:03:55.000 So here's him discovering.

02:03:56.000 I don't know exactly how old this is.

02:03:59.000 Acceptable.

02:04:00.000 Now the M-word refers to a group of people, the little people.

02:04:10.000 But when we say little people, I'm not talking about the Leona Hemsley little people.

02:04:19.000 I'm not talking about the 47%.

02:04:23.000 I'm not talking about the takers instead of the makers, as some would describe them.

02:04:30.000 I'm not talking about the middle class, working people, poor people, working poor people.

02:04:37.000 That's not what is meant by the little people term.

02:04:42.000 It really refers to medical condition.

02:04:47.000 Dwarfism is the name of that term.

02:04:51.000 Talks and talks and talks.

02:04:54.000 I can't believe he was elected mayor of Chicago after all that was done.

02:04:59.000 He looks terrible.

02:05:01.000 Condition.

02:05:02.000 And sometimes I guess one can even say abnormally small people, abnormally small people, which to me is, I like that term better than dwarfism.

02:05:22.000 So I wanted to say to all of those who may have been offended by my use of the term, the M-word, I want you to know that it was out of ignorance and not spite or hatred that I used that term.

02:05:44.000 And although my friend Tommy says that I will never use that term again.

02:05:49.000 I'll never use that term again.

02:05:52.000 But I'll tell you, if you want to find out more about little people or abnormally small people or unusually small people, there's a website.

02:06:03.000 There's a group actually called the Little People of America.

02:06:07.000 And their website is at lpaonline.org.

02:06:15.000 And I went to that website this morning and looked through it.

02:06:20.000 And I have been awakened to the sensitivities involved.

02:06:28.000 Wow.

02:06:28.000 And so anyone who I offended, my deepest apology.

02:06:35.000 This reminds me of mentally ill people, doesn't it?

02:06:39.000 Yeah.

02:06:40.000 Like that one guy in the bar who's touched in the head and he just talks and talks and you're like, I'm kind of mean to those people, by the way.

02:06:47.000 And I think that's the equitable thing to do.

02:06:49.000 I think it's bigotry of low expectations to go, yeah, I know.

02:06:52.000 I'll just be like, okay, we got it.

02:06:54.000 We got it.

02:06:55.000 You don't like the M-word.

02:06:56.000 We're good.

02:06:57.000 That's zip it now.

02:06:59.000 Touched?

02:07:00.000 I forgot that term entirely.

02:07:02.000 Yeah, that's a fun one.

02:07:04.000 Well, I remember there's this one guy in my local bar, and he's a little touched in the head.

02:07:08.000 And then the barmaid, she's not there anymore, but she was dating him.

02:07:11.000 And I'm like, let's call her Elizabeth.

02:07:15.000 No, let's call her Julie.

02:07:16.000 I go, Julie?

02:07:19.000 Isn't that like pedophilia?

02:07:21.000 I mean, I know he's, and she goes, what?

02:07:22.000 He's 32 or whatever.

02:07:23.000 And I go, yeah.

02:07:25.000 He's been on Earth for 32 years, but I don't think he knows what 8x7 is.

02:07:30.000 He's special.

02:07:32.000 That's like fucking Tom Hanks and Big.

02:07:35.000 Right.

02:07:35.000 Or he's Robinson and Jack.

02:07:38.000 Or Robin Williams and Jack.

02:07:41.000 Anyway, check out this compilation that I discovered when I was looking for the Guam video.

02:07:44.000 We've already seen the end of it.

02:07:46.000 But this guy is the gift that just keeps on giving.

02:07:50.000 I love Hank Johnson.

02:07:53.000 Am prone to do.

02:07:54.000 I use a lot of analogies.

02:07:56.000 Mama, Mama, the patent trolls are coming.

02:07:59.000 The patent trolls are coming.

02:08:00.000 Sanat show a minute and 41 seconds, sir.

02:08:05.000 I mean, the gentleman's time has expired.

02:08:08.000 I'm getting shorted on my time.

02:08:10.000 30 seconds.

02:08:11.000 If the gentleman needs additional time, I gladly yield 30 seconds.

02:08:13.000 One minute.

02:08:14.000 One minute.

02:08:15.000 Let's get another minute.

02:08:17.000 I yield another minute.

02:08:18.000 Two minutes.

02:08:19.000 One minute.

02:08:20.000 One minute.

02:08:20.000 No. 15 more seconds.

02:08:23.000 How long has he been in this game?

02:08:25.000 I yield the gentleman 15 seconds.

02:08:27.000 I'm sorry.

02:08:29.000 Mr. Chairman, I will, uh, I think I've mixed up my speeches.

02:08:33.000 We've got to ensure access to helium for all.

02:08:39.000 What do you do when the wolf is crying out?

02:08:42.000 What's a wolf?

02:08:42.000 Well, actually barking out.

02:08:44.000 There being no helium for comedians to get that high-pitched voice.

02:08:53.000 Do you move back from the door and then kneel down and pray and hope that everything is okay?

02:09:04.000 Ferguson could happen in any place in America, whether or not it be in Ruby Ridge, Utah, or wherever Ruby Ridge was.

02:09:13.000 I guess we'll probably have folks putting on white hoods and white uniforms again.

02:09:20.000 Brings to mind occasions where, as a youth, my sister and I would go to my uncle's house.

02:09:30.000 I would use as my text the song some of us may remember by Janet Jackson.

02:09:39.000 What have you done for me lately?

02:09:41.000 My uncle's wife would prepare a lot of food and we would sit down and eat and the food would taste terrible.

02:09:52.000 What have you done for me lately?

02:09:54.000 We had a couple more days to be there and we hoped for the best And so the next day, sat down at dinner, and we had leftovers.

02:10:05.000 What happens when you put in a cage fight a giant in with a midget?

02:10:14.000 The use of the midget, excuse me.

02:10:17.000 The use of the M word is no longer socially acceptable.

02:10:24.000 Well, the midget will not win the fight.

02:10:28.000 I'm going to tell you that.

02:10:29.000 Now, the M word refers to a giant and a midget.

02:10:34.000 Does he mean a very tall guy or like a Lord of the Rings giant?

02:10:41.000 30 midgets in with that giant.

02:10:43.000 Are you kidding?

02:10:44.000 Then the midgets have a chance.

02:10:46.000 It really refers to a medical condition.

02:10:50.000 Now they have weight classes in the representative for Georgia since 2006, which isn't that long ago.

02:11:02.000 Right?

02:11:03.000 That's 2007.

02:11:04.000 He assumed office.

02:11:08.000 Five years ago.

02:11:10.000 It's five years ago, is it?

02:11:12.000 Oh, no, no, no.

02:11:13.000 It'd be 15.

02:11:15.000 It's 15 years ago, is it?

02:11:16.000 I don't know.

02:11:17.000 I just added a 10 to it because I know that 6 and then to get to 1 would be 5.

02:11:24.000 Okay, here, let me show you how to do kindergarten math.

02:11:28.000 2007, so if you add 3, you get to 2010, right?

02:11:32.000 That was 11 years ago.

02:11:34.000 Oh, yeah.

02:11:34.000 So now you add 11 and 3, and what do you get?

02:11:37.000 Gotcha.

02:11:38.000 What do you get?

02:11:39.000 You know.

02:11:40.000 You know the thing.

02:11:42.000 What's 11 plus 3?

02:11:44.000 11 plus 3 is 14.

02:11:45.000 Good work.

02:11:49.000 That's true.

02:11:49.000 I don't realize I work with Hank Johnson.

02:11:53.000 Okay, let's give him one more second.

02:11:56.000 15s?

02:11:59.000 Hold on.

02:12:00.000 When you put a quarter in the pocket of a rich man, then there's a hole in that pocket and it trickles down.

02:12:09.000 The quarter falls out into nickels and dimes.

02:12:13.000 Location seven miles between one shore and the other.

02:12:22.000 Is that correct?

02:12:24.000 I don't have the exact dimensions, but to your point, sir, I think Guam is a small island.

02:12:30.000 When you're downstairs in the bathroom and something's leaking from the upstairs bathroom, and then someone tells you that it's raining, it just doesn't make sense.

02:12:47.000 I don't give a damn.

02:12:49.000 Oh, we didn't do I Don't Give a Damn for the drops.

02:12:52.000 Oh my god, you're right.

02:12:54.000 Everyone, I Don't Give a Damn comes from Patagonia Pattagonia, who is an environmentalist drag queen in the Pacific Northwest, who, like all drag queens, is a self-obsessed boar and a political activist.

02:13:13.000 And she incorporates environmental awareness with drag.

02:13:17.000 So she'll go for a hike in stilettos.

02:13:32.000 Patty Gonia.

02:13:33.000 Hey, Patagonia.

02:13:34.000 If you're on about littering in the ocean, that's a Southeast Asian thing.

02:13:39.000 Which is we're trying to stop Asian hate here on the show.

02:13:42.000 And you're if you're obsessed with garbage in the water, you're anti-Southeast Asian.

02:13:48.000 Sorry, they're responsible for all of it.

02:13:50.000 You know what's funny?

02:13:51.000 What?

02:13:52.000 This isn't by Patagonia.

02:13:53.000 It's REI camping stuff.

02:13:56.000 And his name is Patty Gonia.

02:13:58.000 So isn't there a branding issue there?

02:13:59.000 Yeah.

02:14:00.000 It's like if somebody was named Coca-Cola and they were doing a Pepsi ad.

02:14:04.000 Yeah.

02:14:05.000 All right, let's just have a last little feed of the Hank Aaron, Hank Johnson meal.

02:14:12.000 Become so overly populated that it will tip over and capsize.

02:14:20.000 That's it for the show today.

02:14:21.000 Tomorrow is Wednesday, where we do the Kumiya show and the live show.

02:14:28.000 You get a lot of gav on Wednesday, and I think more than you deserve, if you ask me.

02:14:34.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop the fight.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 20, 2021

S03E101 - THE WAR ON KIDS

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