Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 27, 2021


S03E104 - AMERICAN PRAVDA


Episode Stats

Length

2 hours and 10 minutes

Words per Minute

161.77832

Word Count

21,166

Sentence Count

2,310

Misogynist Sentences

104

Hate Speech Sentences

113


Summary

On this episode of Off The Beans, the guys talk about a few things that have happened to them over the past week and a half, including getting sick at the gym and almost getting into a fight at a bar. They also talk about some of the things that happen to them after a night out.


Transcript

00:00:03.000 What's up, boy?
00:00:29.000 That was the Angry Samoans.
00:00:32.000 Late 70s, early 80s punk band from Los Angeles.
00:00:36.000 You didn't see a lot of punk out of LA.
00:00:38.000 There was what?
00:00:39.000 The Germs.
00:00:41.000 TSOL were kind of rock, gothy rock.
00:00:45.000 It was done by a bunch of music writers, a bunch of critics, and they were fucking great.
00:00:50.000 They got the simplicity of punk.
00:00:52.000 Kind of like the Rosillos with that song, Somebody's Gonna Get The Head Kicked In Tonight.
00:00:58.000 Funky Jam.
00:00:59.000 I used to cover it in my cover band 80s Hardcore, which I no longer do because it's too hard.
00:01:05.000 Jumping around on stage is a young man's game.
00:01:08.000 What?
00:01:08.000 It's too hard.
00:01:09.000 Core.
00:01:12.000 Have you tried moshing recently?
00:01:14.000 Not recently.
00:01:15.000 It's been a long time.
00:01:17.000 It is exhausting.
00:01:18.000 It's like boxing.
00:01:20.000 No, it's way worse.
00:01:21.000 Hockey and moshing are a young man's game.
00:01:27.000 Holy shit.
00:01:29.000 That's how Alan Thick died.
00:01:31.000 He said, let's fucking get on the rink and just start grinding.
00:01:35.000 And his body couldn't handle it.
00:01:37.000 I almost puked at the gym today.
00:01:40.000 I had to stop my workout.
00:01:41.000 He was making me do this thing.
00:01:42.000 It's a burpee with dumbbells.
00:01:45.000 So you hold onto the bar, you do that, and I fucking hate burpees.
00:01:49.000 But you go stretch your legs out, and then you pull them back in, then you pick up the bar and go up like that, and then down, boom, boom, 15 times.
00:01:56.000 Pretty intense.
00:01:56.000 I was so loud that people were coming over to see what's going on.
00:02:05.000 You were a spectacle?
00:02:07.000 A spectacle.
00:02:08.000 Spectacle.
00:02:12.000 Oh, man, it sucked.
00:02:13.000 And then I said to say, excuse me, sir.
00:02:16.000 I'm going to go.
00:02:16.000 Oh, not dumbbells, whatever the big bar is called.
00:02:19.000 The barbell.
00:02:19.000 Barbell.
00:02:22.000 And I said, I have to stop.
00:02:23.000 I'm going to go vomit.
00:02:24.000 And I went into the ladies' bathroom because the men's had just been blown up by the gym owner, and I was not about to handle that much shit smell.
00:02:34.000 And I dry heaved.
00:02:36.000 Nothing came out, of course.
00:02:37.000 You know what happened to me the other night, Thursday night?
00:02:40.000 We were partying pretty hard because I've been sick all week, so I've been going to the gym.
00:02:43.000 And if I'm not going to the gym the next day, I get polluted.
00:02:46.000 Like wasted.
00:02:48.000 Oh, God, that's what I was doing.
00:02:52.000 That's a lot of weight she's pushing up there.
00:02:54.000 Yeah, it is.
00:02:56.000 Are those plastic?
00:02:57.000 I don't know.
00:02:58.000 Are those frisbees?
00:03:03.000 Great.
00:03:03.000 You made me forget what I was talking about.
00:03:04.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:05.000 So I'm feeling a little under the weather.
00:03:08.000 We're doing shots and my body's digesting too much because, you know, liquor makes you digest more.
00:03:14.000 That's why they call it digestif.
00:03:16.000 Because your body thinks you've been poisoned.
00:03:18.000 So it starts trying to break it down.
00:03:20.000 So I had to go poo-poo.
00:03:22.000 And I just, I blew up the bar bathroom, which I'm not proud of.
00:03:26.000 And then this dude, John, was there.
00:03:28.000 I think he was doing some nose beers.
00:03:30.000 And he looked like a ghost.
00:03:34.000 You know, that level of wasted where they're doing nose beers and beer beers.
00:03:38.000 And there's sort of weekended Bernies.
00:03:40.000 And you look over at the guy and you're just like, you're white as a ghost, dude.
00:03:43.000 You're dying.
00:03:44.000 You're not alive right now.
00:03:47.000 You're being kept awake by an iron lung.
00:03:50.000 Anyway, he walks in and he goes, was that you?
00:03:52.000 And I go, yep, that's mine.
00:03:53.000 Enjoy.
00:03:54.000 Then I come back later for a piss.
00:03:56.000 There's barf all over the sink.
00:03:58.000 And I go, John, did you puke in the sink?
00:04:00.000 And he goes, yep.
00:04:01.000 There you go.
00:04:02.000 And I go, you puke in a toilet.
00:04:04.000 What's it going to do?
00:04:05.000 There's strands of lettuce and shit in there.
00:04:08.000 Sorry if anyone's eating.
00:04:11.000 Got a big show for you today.
00:04:13.000 Lots of stuff going on.
00:04:14.000 I have an announcement to make.
00:04:15.000 We're moving the live show back to Thursday nights.
00:04:19.000 I initially didn't want to compete with Steven Crowder, but he's done, his show's a morning show now.
00:04:23.000 Right.
00:04:24.000 So, and by the way, we're good.
00:04:26.000 I spoke to his dad.
00:04:27.000 Good.
00:04:28.000 Basically called me a fag.
00:04:29.000 He said, what, someone doesn't get back to you in 24 hours and you start having panic attacks?
00:04:33.000 And I go, yeah.
00:04:35.000 I've been dumped by so many of my friends that I think I got dumped by Uber this weekend.
00:04:41.000 Yeah, what's that about?
00:04:42.000 I couldn't sign in.
00:04:44.000 And I erased my credit card and put it in anew.
00:04:47.000 And they said, no, something appears to be wrong here.
00:04:50.000 So I had to take a taxi.
00:04:53.000 I got to the airport at 7.50.
00:04:55.000 My flight started boarding at 8.05.
00:04:59.000 I fucking, no, sorry.
00:05:00.000 I started boarding 10 minutes before at 7.40.
00:05:03.000 It leaves at 8.05.
00:05:05.000 I fucking made my flight.
00:05:06.000 That's wild.
00:05:07.000 I made my fucking flight.
00:05:09.000 That's old school.
00:05:10.000 That's like the way it was in the 90s.
00:05:13.000 That's how I do it.
00:05:15.000 I like to show up out of breath.
00:05:17.000 I went to LA to meet a potential investor for dinner at Dan Tanna's, which was awesome.
00:05:24.000 But I could tell I was spotted.
00:05:26.000 A bunch of young, looked like young rich kids, probably the kids of celebrities.
00:05:29.000 They were all gorgeous, breathtakingly gorgeous men took a picture with me.
00:05:37.000 The guy I was with bought their whole table dinner.
00:05:40.000 Okay.
00:05:42.000 Delicious steak, Noki.
00:05:45.000 Called me a fag for getting the Nokia.
00:05:47.000 I've been getting a lot of homophobic hate recently.
00:05:51.000 Because I wear suits and I was wearing my tan suit.
00:05:54.000 And I noticed at the airport, people were looking at me like I was a homosexual.
00:05:58.000 Because outside of New York City, when you dress up, they assume you're gay.
00:06:03.000 And even some male makeup guy came up to me at the airport and he's like, sir, sir, we have a new, whatever, skin lotion.
00:06:09.000 I go, fuck off, faggot.
00:06:11.000 He goes, oh, I'm sorry.
00:06:12.000 I thought you were one of us.
00:06:14.000 No, I'm bashing fags like you.
00:06:18.000 But I can talk about what it's like to be gay because I am a victim of homophobia.
00:06:26.000 And guess what?
00:06:26.000 It's not so bad.
00:06:28.000 But I got to send you some pictures of some of the ladies that fly on planes now.
00:06:34.000 It's actually cheap to go first class.
00:06:36.000 I went there and back to LA and back first class for $1,400.
00:06:42.000 Let me just send this to you.
00:06:44.000 How good was the first class?
00:06:46.000 It was fucking amazing.
00:06:49.000 But the problem is, the way I travel, especially long trips, is I just get annihilated.
00:06:54.000 And it's time travel.
00:06:59.000 You have three of those little buffalo tray sperm bottles, and then you blink, and three hours went by.
00:07:07.000 Part of the trip, actually, there's no more direct flights.
00:07:08.000 Part of the trip was coach, and I felt like I was going into solitary confinement.
00:07:12.000 It was the very last seat in the plane after going from first class, where on my way there, I had this chair that goes, until you're in a bed.
00:07:24.000 And I was next to some fat pig, but I didn't mind because she had her own little area.
00:07:28.000 She came in, ate a huge breakfast, and then they gave you a breakfast with the flight.
00:07:33.000 So after finishing her avocado toast with two eggs on top, which is like an entree, a dinner, the stewardess comes by with some fucking egg and cheese sandwiches.
00:07:46.000 She devours those.
00:07:47.000 Wow.
00:07:48.000 I just looked over and I went, you fat fucking pig.
00:07:53.000 Look at yourself.
00:07:54.000 Look at your roles.
00:07:56.000 You disgusting glutton.
00:07:58.000 You know, you're the pandemic.
00:08:00.000 People aren't, normal people like me aren't dying.
00:08:02.000 You're dying.
00:08:03.000 All of this info on TV should be about people like you.
00:08:07.000 And your tits aren't even big.
00:08:09.000 What a waste.
00:08:11.000 I tweaked her nipple.
00:08:13.000 One of my son's friends got sent away to a center for bad kids because he called his teacher a fat whore.
00:08:21.000 Well, was she?
00:08:24.000 I think it's really unjust, actually, what happened to him.
00:08:27.000 He was in class on a Zoom, and he's playing video games, as kids are wont to do, and she kept saying, let's call him Gary.
00:08:35.000 Gary, I'm going to ask you for the third time to put your camera on.
00:08:40.000 You're the only person in this class who hasn't put your hand on.
00:08:42.000 And he's playing like Fortnite.
00:08:43.000 And he goes, and you know, when kids are playing these video games, they're amped up.
00:08:47.000 So you say dumb shit.
00:08:48.000 And he didn't realize his mic was on.
00:08:50.000 And he said, will you shut up, you fat fucking whore?
00:08:57.000 Zoop.
00:08:58.000 On a plane.
00:08:59.000 He's in like Ohio now.
00:09:01.000 Really?
00:09:02.000 To take it easy on these kids.
00:09:05.000 That's a first offense?
00:09:06.000 I don't think so.
00:09:07.000 Okay.
00:09:08.000 We've been having some trouble with Gary for a while, but.
00:09:12.000 Whatever.
00:09:12.000 Kids are bad.
00:09:15.000 I didn't get that yet.
00:09:17.000 What?
00:09:20.000 Three picks?
00:09:23.000 Oh, really?
00:09:26.000 That's gay.
00:09:28.000 I hate this fucking shit.
00:09:31.000 Well, we've moved on anyway.
00:09:33.000 Who is it, ladies?
00:09:35.000 It was people of color.
00:09:37.000 Ah.
00:09:38.000 And the way they dress on the plane is rodeo clowns.
00:09:42.000 They look like rodeo clowns.
00:09:43.000 I was the only person.
00:09:44.000 So I was two flights to get there, two flights to get back.
00:09:48.000 I'm going through all those different airports, right?
00:09:51.000 All those different gates.
00:09:52.000 I probably saw 2,000, 3,000 people.
00:09:56.000 I was the only person wearing a suit.
00:09:58.000 And every single black person I saw was a rodeo clown.
00:10:03.000 With shredded pants, crocs, with taught.
00:10:07.000 What do you call the things you put on your stupid Crocs?
00:10:10.000 Gibbets.
00:10:10.000 Gibbets on them, tattoos, neck tattoos, face tattoos.
00:10:15.000 Oh, this we're going to cover later on.
00:10:19.000 They look like they were on stage.
00:10:22.000 Like, it was not subtle.
00:10:24.000 But those didn't arrive yet?
00:10:26.000 Oh, well.
00:10:27.000 Well.
00:10:29.000 I mean, I've seen it.
00:10:31.000 Yes.
00:10:31.000 Last time we went to the airport, it was the same deal.
00:10:33.000 Yeah, the other thing that's hot now is these giant shower caps that are this big.
00:10:39.000 Like a weird chef's hat from 1802.
00:10:42.000 Anyway, today's book, great book, American Pravda.
00:10:47.000 Pravda was, of course, the Soviet government newspaper back before the collapse of the Russian Empire.
00:10:56.000 Pravda means truth.
00:10:58.000 And James O'Keefe is saying, we have our own Soviet-style journalism, which I want to talk about today.
00:11:03.000 The way that they keep putting out this shit about how America's racist and backwards and evil and white supremacists are the biggest threat to America today, while totally ignoring that the hood is on fire and that 20 blacks are killed by 20 blacks every fucking day.
00:11:22.000 Not to mention they totally ignore the obesity epidemic in this country because they don't want to offend their viewers.
00:11:28.000 Not to mention they don't cover the opioid epidemic in this country that kills 160 a day because they don't want to offend their pharmaceutical clients.
00:11:40.000 So James O'Keefe goes through all of this, but the thread that goes throughout it is his actual life, all the stories he did.
00:11:47.000 So it's sort of like his first book, Breakthrough, in that it's something of a diary.
00:11:52.000 But it's also held together with this hypothesis, which I just see as a fact, that we've lost our media.
00:12:02.000 And it's all fake news now, with very few exceptions.
00:12:07.000 So that's fun.
00:12:13.000 I told you about the live shows going to Thursday nights.
00:12:15.000 So don't call in Wednesday night.
00:12:17.000 I won't be here.
00:12:17.000 It seemed dumb to do two shows on one day.
00:12:20.000 Yeah, that's tough.
00:12:21.000 I ended up having nothing to say by the time Thursday rolled around.
00:12:26.000 One of the few places that is often brave and not fake news, although whenever they talk about me or Proud Boys, they call me a white supremacist.
00:12:35.000 Seven days of gun hell in today's New York Post.
00:12:38.000 50 shot in only one week.
00:12:41.000 And we're going to go through some of these shootings.
00:12:44.000 We're also going through that drawing we showed you the other day where it had St. George, Floyd, and all the victims of gun violence.
00:12:50.000 And there was like 100 names.
00:12:52.000 All these names are finding...
00:12:54.000 There are bona fide victims of bona fide racist assholes like swastika's Aryan nations dragged A guy behind a truck, yeah, 30 years ago, and he got the death penalty.
00:13:06.000 But 90% of these cases are bullshit: chasing cops, running at cops, refusing to comply, carrying a toy gun and pointing it at a cop, being a drug dealer.
00:13:17.000 Anyway, I'm just going to go through those some other episode.
00:13:20.000 I might make it a whole censored.tv presents because this narrative, this fake news narrative, the American Pravda puts out is not just getting, not just causing riots and mayhem, but it's ruining black people's lives because they are assuming that they live in a country that's out to get them.
00:13:38.000 They think they're an apartheid.
00:13:40.000 And when they get arrested, they charge the cops because they're going down.
00:13:44.000 Guys at my gym say that.
00:13:46.000 They go, the black guys at my gym, they say, cool, smart people I'm talking about, employed blacks, say, yo, they traded in their white Klan uniforms for fucking blue uniforms.
00:14:01.000 I don't know if I'm going to die when I go out.
00:14:03.000 Every time I get in my car, I don't know if I'm going to come home.
00:14:07.000 And if I get shot, if I got in a shootout, if I was robbing a bank, I would take down as many of these racist motherfucking pigs as I could on the way out.
00:14:15.000 And I'm just like, none of what you're saying is true.
00:14:18.000 None.
00:14:20.000 But I just keep it light there.
00:14:21.000 I don't want to bring politics into the gym.
00:14:24.000 One time, one of the guys goes, yo, what would you do if you came outside and you saw a cop with his knee on my neck?
00:14:34.000 Would you stop filming?
00:14:34.000 Would you try to get him off?
00:14:35.000 I'd say, that's the guy who raped me, officer.
00:14:40.000 And then he goes, I'd be crazy and then walks away.
00:14:42.000 I would say, hey, you're cool.
00:14:46.000 I'd say, hey, you need a hand?
00:14:48.000 His pocket square is looking a little annoying.
00:14:50.000 Kidding.
00:14:54.000 Also in the news, Howard's End.
00:14:58.000 Of course, referring to E.M. Foster's classic novel from early 20th century, 1910, I believe.
00:15:07.000 But they're talking about how shitty Howard Stern is now, and it's so fucking true.
00:15:10.000 It's just like, he's just a bitter person who hates everything.
00:15:15.000 So all of his shit on his show is about how this pandemic is dangerous and we should all stay in our basements because that's his life.
00:15:22.000 That's what he wants.
00:15:25.000 I don't think he's got the vaccine, but he won't shut up about the vaccine.
00:15:31.000 The most offensive thing about Howard Stern lately is his $1 million a day snooze of a show.
00:15:39.000 And you notice with his interviews, he's talking to Bill Murray and he's like, so your brother, he must be jealous of you, right?
00:15:45.000 Because he was an actor too, and you've had so much more success.
00:15:47.000 And he's like, no, he's happy for me.
00:15:50.000 Howard, we're not like that.
00:15:52.000 Like most of us, when we see a rich person, we go, way to go, dude.
00:15:56.000 You're probably a hard worker.
00:15:58.000 You probably invented something cool.
00:15:59.000 We don't go, ooh, I wish I had a Maserati.
00:16:03.000 Fuck.
00:16:05.000 Back when I first moved to New York, I didn't really have any money.
00:16:08.000 I mean, I was making 80 grand a year, but going out every night and getting stories for Vice meant it was check to check.
00:16:17.000 And I would know rich people and celebrities, and I never for a second was like, fuck, he's got so much money from Scary Movie 2.
00:16:26.000 I wish I had Scary Movie 2 money.
00:16:28.000 You even asked Adam Sandler.
00:16:29.000 I just listened to this whole thing yesterday.
00:16:31.000 He's like, so you called up Adam Levine for your Kids Bomb Mitzvah, and that's going to take some balls.
00:16:36.000 I mean, he's like a famous guy.
00:16:38.000 Yeah, he always says that.
00:16:39.000 Aren't you intimidated?
00:16:40.000 Adam Sandler's been famous his entire adult life.
00:16:43.000 Correct.
00:16:44.000 He's got a lot of people down when he meets Robert De Niro.
00:16:47.000 Whoa.
00:16:48.000 And Adam Levine has probably seen all his movies.
00:16:51.000 Yeah.
00:16:52.000 He's a fan of him.
00:16:55.000 That's got to be a good one.
00:16:55.000 He wants to impose his neuroses on the rest of the country.
00:17:01.000 Anyway, it's even boring talking about him.
00:17:04.000 So yeah, I went to LA.
00:17:05.000 The flights were fucking nuts.
00:17:08.000 The Oscars was last night, and I sent you some pictures of that separately.
00:17:13.000 It was the woke Olympics.
00:17:16.000 I saw it because I was getting dressed and ironing my suit in the hotel.
00:17:19.000 And it was on.
00:17:20.000 Believe me, I wouldn't put it on.
00:17:21.000 The award goes to, I don't know, the black guy.
00:17:25.000 And then they would get up there and preach about gun violence.
00:17:30.000 Not, of course, violence from them, but cops in the hood.
00:17:33.000 Look at this fucking clown.
00:17:35.000 We talk about clown worlds, rodeo clowns.
00:17:37.000 If you saw this person at a rodeo, they would not look remotely at a place.
00:17:42.000 Now, he probably has dress shoes on.
00:17:44.000 Maybe the rodeo clown would have more like funny pants with red Chuck Taylor or something.
00:17:49.000 But as far as the waist up, this is a perfectly normal rodeo clown.
00:17:53.000 Oscar winner Trayvon Free, which is definitely not his real name, addresses police killings in acceptance speech.
00:18:00.000 And in his speech, he went off, I read about this, I didn't see it live, about how more were more disproportionately represented in the cop killings.
00:18:13.000 When cops kill a perp, they tend to be disproportionately black.
00:18:16.000 Yeah, because you appear in the crime stats more.
00:18:19.000 Sorry.
00:18:20.000 Firemen get disproportionately burned because they're around more fires.
00:18:27.000 Look at their fucking embarrassing outfits.
00:18:29.000 What was the Academy Award for?
00:18:32.000 Sequestering a bull?
00:18:33.000 Live action short.
00:18:35.000 And the Oscar for distracting an angry bull goes to Trayvon Free and his funny sidekick.
00:18:46.000 What strangers?
00:18:47.000 Two distant strangers?
00:18:49.000 I fucking have no idea.
00:18:51.000 Today, live action short.
00:18:53.000 The police will kill three people.
00:18:55.000 Oh.
00:18:56.000 And tomorrow, the police will kill three people.
00:18:58.000 That guy was...
00:18:59.000 He was giggly before.
00:19:00.000 He's like, yeah, we're winning in a war.
00:19:02.000 This is awesome.
00:19:02.000 And then he just goes, my son has cancer.
00:19:06.000 He just had his legs removed.
00:19:07.000 Okay, let's hear a moment.
00:19:09.000 I was smiling about something totally different.
00:19:12.000 Didn't even bring that up during appetizers, but sure.
00:19:15.000 This was not the plan.
00:19:18.000 And then who's that other woman?
00:19:19.000 She gets up there.
00:19:20.000 I saw one woman get up and she's like, my grandfather was a Tuskegee airman.
00:19:27.000 I can't remember if this was her or not.
00:19:29.000 I would have marched if Chauvin's verdict was different.
00:19:32.000 Okay, well, it wasn't.
00:19:33.000 He got all three counts.
00:19:34.000 He's going to jail for a very long time.
00:19:36.000 Maybe drop it.
00:19:37.000 Maybe this isn't the best time to bring it up.
00:19:39.000 You got your way.
00:19:41.000 Well, it would have been fucking chaos if I didn't get my way.
00:19:44.000 But anyway, this other actress I hadn't heard of, she goes, My grandfather was a Tuskegee airman.
00:19:50.000 He got a college degree, even though he wasn't allowed to be at the college.
00:19:54.000 He did it at home and then would go in and then leave.
00:19:56.000 And then he wanted to be a teacher, but they wouldn't let Negroes be teachers.
00:20:00.000 Meanwhile, she's talking about like the 30s or some shit.
00:20:04.000 And you go, okay, yeah, it was pretty bad back then.
00:20:06.000 You just won an award.
00:20:08.000 Can you cheer up?
00:20:09.000 And then I was thinking, wait a minute.
00:20:12.000 Everyone's grandfather had a horrible fucking life.
00:20:15.000 My grandfather, Jimmy McInnes, was orphaned at 12, worked in a fucking newspaper plant his whole life, covered in black ink.
00:20:25.000 My father didn't have shoes that fit him his entire life.
00:20:29.000 And all he could wear, his only clothing was his school uniform, which he would start out with way too big at the beginning of the year.
00:20:36.000 And then he would grow into it.
00:20:38.000 And then it would be way too small by the end of the year.
00:20:39.000 And it would be in rags by the end of the year because it was the only thing he had.
00:20:42.000 And he had to fight every day because he got a scholarship to go to a fancy school.
00:20:48.000 And that was students.
00:20:49.000 People who went to school were considered faggots back then.
00:20:53.000 Student was the N-word.
00:20:55.000 If someone went up to you and called you a student, it was time to fight.
00:20:57.000 So he had to brawl every day, fight just for the crime of getting a scholarship to go to a good school.
00:21:04.000 I don't talk about that when I get an award.
00:21:08.000 But on the plane, I saw a movie that I have to watch with Josh Denny.
00:21:16.000 It was called Redemption Day.
00:21:19.000 And the black thing in it deserves 750 Oscars.
00:21:25.000 He deserves a wheelbarrow of Oscars for this fucking...
00:21:29.000 I was laughing.
00:21:30.000 It's a comedy.
00:21:32.000 It's a parody of bad acting.
00:21:35.000 And this is, they show the exact beginning of the movie.
00:21:39.000 This scene, by the way, in the movie, goes on in real time.
00:21:42.000 I mean, it's like Brown Bunny with the motorcycle race in real time.
00:21:46.000 This goes on and on.
00:21:48.000 So this is a nightmare he's having.
00:21:50.000 It doesn't look so bad.
00:21:52.000 Like, Joe Biggs went through this twice.
00:21:55.000 There he is.
00:21:56.000 I think the director wants to fuck him because there's so many shots of his back.
00:22:01.000 Oh, this was funny.
00:22:02.000 He's boxing.
00:22:03.000 He's going, give me a one and a two instead of one, two.
00:22:07.000 Like, they didn't even do the research of what boxers say.
00:22:09.000 A one and a two.
00:22:10.000 A one and a two.
00:22:13.000 And they hamming it up.
00:22:16.000 I think she has to ham it up as much as him so he doesn't look ridiculous.
00:22:20.000 Because in every scene, he's getting a blowdrop, basically.
00:22:26.000 This isn't in the thing, but he has, she comes down and he's had a nightmare last night, the nightmare you just saw.
00:22:32.000 And she puts her arm around his gorgeous back, which is the central theme of the movie.
00:22:37.000 It should be called Mulatto's.
00:22:39.000 He's got a back fetish.
00:22:40.000 Yeah.
00:22:41.000 And she puts her arms on his shoulders and he goes, oh.
00:22:48.000 And then he goes like this.
00:22:49.000 He has a little fancy coffee mug and he goes like this.
00:22:53.000 Your coffee.
00:22:57.000 That's beyond game.
00:22:59.000 And then she's doing this shit.
00:23:04.000 Are you guys on MDMA?
00:23:05.000 Yeah.
00:23:06.000 Chill the fuck out.
00:23:07.000 That might be it.
00:23:08.000 It's the only time I've seen a movie that's so bad.
00:23:10.000 I was like, oh, I got to stop.
00:23:13.000 This is not for me to waste time enjoying by myself.
00:23:17.000 This has to be on the show.
00:23:20.000 That looks like not even a black Chris Cornell.
00:23:23.000 Just like Chris Cornell.
00:23:24.000 It looks like Chris Cornell on holiday.
00:23:28.000 And yes, we're not denying he's melting your mouth gorgeous.
00:23:31.000 Right.
00:23:31.000 He's got the green eyes.
00:23:32.000 He's got the Smokey Robinson skin.
00:23:36.000 Fucking.
00:23:39.000 But go back to the trailer.
00:23:41.000 Look how intense he is in every scene.
00:23:45.000 Barocco's cutiful.
00:23:47.000 I don't know if it's the right time for me to leave.
00:23:49.000 That shower scene is about 10 minutes long.
00:23:56.000 In Morocco, we have found something incredible, and we have been granted access to the market.
00:24:00.000 Oh, yeah, she's a world-renowned architect who's discovered a 300,000-year-old village underneath the sand.
00:24:07.000 Which, is that true?
00:24:10.000 Did they find 300,000-year-old bones?
00:24:12.000 I'm not a smart woman, like her.
00:24:14.000 Yeah, I'm not a leading archaeologist.
00:24:18.000 I could see architect?
00:24:19.000 Archaeologist.
00:24:20.000 I could ask a woman that I know, but gotta get back to you on it.
00:24:25.000 We have to be careful.
00:24:26.000 We are very close to the border.
00:24:30.000 Uh-oh.
00:24:33.000 What is going on?
00:24:34.000 What do you think is going on?
00:24:39.000 See, this is my favorite kind of movie.
00:24:42.000 And as a movie war vet, I was happy to experience more recent wars.
00:24:46.000 Look at his face.
00:24:48.000 What the fuck?
00:24:49.000 They kidnapped my wife.
00:24:51.000 They're dead.
00:24:56.000 Kill her.
00:24:56.000 They were taken to be beheaded.
00:24:59.000 The gentleman that we are dealing with is crazy.
00:25:04.000 I need to get into Algeria.
00:25:05.000 You're out of your mind.
00:25:08.000 Are they raping her every day?
00:25:09.000 Yes.
00:25:10.000 Oh, I don't really want her then.
00:25:13.000 She's going to be all stretched out.
00:25:14.000 I want like Brian Stettler's wife pussy.
00:25:17.000 Approach.
00:25:18.000 You stretched out my wife.
00:25:20.000 Like half a stettler.
00:25:21.000 Half stettler.
00:25:22.000 All we want is Charles Bronson in Death Wish.
00:25:25.000 We want kids hurt, women kidnapped, and we want to go in there and save the ass.
00:25:30.000 But none of that.
00:25:31.000 Look at all this sexiness.
00:25:34.000 Oh, that was it.
00:25:34.000 That was the coffee scene I told you about.
00:25:38.000 Yeah, that's him.
00:25:39.000 That's him.
00:25:40.000 He's just about to give her a coffee.
00:25:42.000 Wait.
00:25:43.000 Who does that?
00:25:43.000 Do they keep looping it or are you doing that?
00:25:45.000 I'm doing that.
00:25:45.000 Oh.
00:25:46.000 Yeah, that.
00:25:48.000 This is how my wife greets me in the morning.
00:25:50.000 She sneaks up behind me and she puts her arms around my waist and she goes, I love you so much.
00:25:56.000 And then I just go like this.
00:26:00.000 And then I come.
00:26:01.000 Yeah, of course.
00:26:02.000 She's coming.
00:26:03.000 And then I hand her a coffee as she's coming.
00:26:06.000 And then I clean off the splooge.
00:26:08.000 Actually, the cup is empty.
00:26:10.000 The cup is for the come.
00:26:11.000 And his daughter, who he loves to death, is as white as me.
00:26:15.000 So what's happened there?
00:26:16.000 Is she adopted?
00:26:17.000 It's Chris Cornell.
00:26:18.000 These bad guys are about to fall on black days.
00:26:23.000 Let me get out of my rusty cage.
00:26:25.000 Fight for your life.
00:26:27.000 You're going to call me the Spoon Man.
00:26:31.000 I'm Captain Brad Paxton.
00:26:32.000 Kate is my wife.
00:26:35.000 We don't speak.
00:26:36.000 Brad Paxton, you ruined what could have been a cool movie.
00:26:40.000 You ruined it with your overacting.
00:26:43.000 Redemption Day, motherfucker.
00:26:46.000 I dare you.
00:26:47.000 I dare you.
00:26:50.000 Redemption Day.
00:26:52.000 Also in the news, Alex Jones was right.
00:26:55.000 Now, everyone's saying he was right because rich people were caught injecting themselves with teenage blood.
00:27:03.000 But to be fair, and I hope this doesn't turn out to be true, Alex is more of the adrenochrome kind of a world where they torture children to get their adrenaline going, then they get the blood out, and then they inject and I assume kill the kids.
00:27:20.000 That's a bit rich.
00:27:22.000 What's that?
00:27:23.000 Say that again?
00:27:25.000 But the thing about Alex is he's hyperbolic, but when you go to the core of what he's saying, there's truth to it.
00:27:34.000 It's like comedy in that sense.
00:27:36.000 It's an exaggeration of the truth.
00:27:40.000 All right.
00:27:41.000 Let's jump into what might be a new segment, The Liberal Mob.
00:27:47.000 Johnny Rotten had some wise words on cancel culture.
00:27:50.000 Johnny Rotten is a fucking mensch, by the way.
00:27:53.000 He took in, he married a woman much older than him.
00:27:56.000 She's got Alzheimer's now.
00:27:58.000 Excuse me.
00:28:00.000 Still a bit sick.
00:28:01.000 And he's taking care of her because she doesn't trust nurses because she's lost her mind.
00:28:05.000 She's old.
00:28:06.000 I think she's like 10 years older than him and he's old.
00:28:08.000 But Ari Up of the Slits was her daughter.
00:28:12.000 And he became her de facto dad.
00:28:16.000 Raised her.
00:28:17.000 Of course, punk rock murdered her because she didn't want conventional medicine when she got breast cancer, just like another punk rocker, polystyrene from X-ray specs.
00:28:26.000 So she eschewed modern medicine.
00:28:27.000 And because she thinks she's Rastafarian, she fucking was only like doing natural remedies from Jamaicans, you know.
00:28:36.000 I wouldn't bother with Jamaican solutions to things like cancer.
00:28:40.000 I would go to the very top of the corporate elitists who want to zap the cancer with fucking radioactive poison.
00:28:49.000 You can't spliff away cancer.
00:28:51.000 But anyway, Johnny Rotten raised her and punk killed her.
00:28:58.000 But he was talking about these snowflakes and wokeness as a load of bullshit.
00:29:02.000 He said, these people aren't genuinely disenfranchised at all.
00:29:06.000 They just view themselves as special.
00:29:08.000 It's selfishness.
00:29:09.000 And in that respect, it's divisive and can only lead to trouble.
00:29:14.000 Where is the moral majority nonsense coming from when they're basically the ones doing all the wrong for being so bitchy, judgmental, and vicious against anyone who doesn't go along with the current popular opinion?
00:29:27.000 It's just horribly, horribly tempentuous, tempestuous, spoilt children coming out of colleges and universities with shit for brains.
00:29:37.000 That's so true.
00:29:39.000 And I was following my favorite Amy Siskind.
00:29:46.000 1-6.
00:29:47.000 I'm skipping down a bit here.
00:29:50.000 I like to hate watch her.
00:29:51.000 I wish I could comment on her posts.
00:29:53.000 I wish you would too.
00:29:54.000 Get on there.
00:29:55.000 And anytime you get a chance, point out that she ruined her ex-husband's life, emptied his bank account, turned his kids against him, and she was caught having sex, allegedly, at nine months pregnant with another woman.
00:30:07.000 She's just a man-hating lesbian who married a guy, got his sperm, got his money, and then threw him in the garbage, like a black widow.
00:30:14.000 Anyway, look at this fucking picture.
00:30:16.000 And we'll talk about this later with COVID.
00:30:18.000 She's obviously not going to get COVID.
00:30:22.000 Tucker's in big shit for saying you can't get it outside.
00:30:25.000 So don't wear a mask outside.
00:30:27.000 And you're certainly not going to get it alone in a canoe in fucking Montana where the hell she is.
00:30:33.000 But why is she wearing that mask?
00:30:35.000 Because it's a fuck you.
00:30:37.000 That mask is political now.
00:30:39.000 And wearing a mask doesn't mean I don't like COVID.
00:30:42.000 It means I don't like Trump.
00:30:44.000 And Karens hate Trump, so they wear the fucking mask.
00:30:48.000 And they love bossing other people around.
00:30:50.000 But look at the reactions to that.
00:30:52.000 1-6.
00:30:53.000 So I don't know what her tweet was.
00:30:54.000 It was something stupid.
00:30:55.000 But I was looking at the kind of people that support her.
00:31:01.000 And this is who we're up against, right?
00:31:03.000 Keep going.
00:31:04.000 All right, boring, boring.
00:31:06.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:31:08.000 I thought 16 would take you to the actual specific one.
00:31:14.000 Look up the word Lesi.
00:31:16.000 Was one of the reactions was Lesi.
00:31:19.000 L-E.
00:31:21.000 No?
00:31:22.000 Keep going.
00:31:23.000 We gotta find this.
00:31:24.000 It was some lesbian and some gay dude, and these are the kind of people who get us all fired for sins.
00:31:30.000 And I was just like, these fucking losers, these lunatics are running the asylum.
00:31:35.000 Like, look at all these pieces of fucking...
00:31:38.000 Now I look like I'm just shitting on random lesbians.
00:31:40.000 Oh, we're getting there.
00:31:42.000 Wait, is that?
00:31:43.000 My wife and Argo.
00:31:44.000 Oh, no.
00:31:46.000 It's a picture of the girl.
00:31:46.000 Oh, it's Lesbian Awareness Day or something?
00:31:50.000 And I'm not criticizing these people for being gay, obviously.
00:31:53.000 I'm criticizing them for being woke liberals who ruin people's lives.
00:31:57.000 And when you look at the, they're holding these paintings in this picture I'm talking about.
00:32:01.000 And it's such a shitty painting.
00:32:04.000 Oh, there's way too many.
00:32:05.000 There we go.
00:32:06.000 Yes.
00:32:07.000 So what does she say?
00:32:08.000 Lesbian and home.
00:32:10.000 Lesbian home.
00:32:11.000 Zoom in on that art.
00:32:13.000 So she's taken a troll and just glued it to a piece of felt.
00:32:19.000 And then she's like, my youngest boy is eight.
00:32:22.000 And if he brought that home, I'd go, oh, that's nice.
00:32:26.000 And then later when I was sort of cleaning up, this wouldn't go in the save pile.
00:32:30.000 Wait, is that a nail?
00:32:31.000 Yeah, she nailed it to a board through the belly button.
00:32:36.000 Well, they have jewels.
00:32:39.000 But it does look like it's nailed in there.
00:32:41.000 So I can't tell if that's it.
00:32:42.000 And then the other guy's slightly more talented.
00:32:44.000 Look, he has to sign his name.
00:32:45.000 Is he going to try to sell this?
00:32:47.000 and by the way, isn't it kind of eerie that they're both children's toys?
00:32:51.000 Yeah.
00:32:52.000 Why do you have those?
00:32:53.000 Why are you into...
00:32:53.000 Why do you have a baby Barbie?
00:32:55.000 It's not even an adult Barbie.
00:32:57.000 So I don't know if maybe he made that mermaid tale, but he's done some shitty painting with his stupid markers.
00:33:04.000 It's some dumb class.
00:33:06.000 Imagine the class they'd made these in.
00:33:09.000 It was like called wine and...
00:33:13.000 No, it's called Pinot and Painting.
00:33:16.000 Painting with Pinot.
00:33:17.000 That's good.
00:33:17.000 And they have Pinot Grigio, and they do some dumb, shitty project like this and get drunk and talk about how much they hate Trump and make this fucking shit.
00:33:27.000 Like, that's such embarrassing garbage.
00:33:30.000 Anyway, these are the kind of people who get someone fired for 1-4.
00:33:36.000 This was kind of viral.
00:33:37.000 Some guy, some, you know, the prom is important to kids.
00:33:42.000 And so when you see some guy dressed like a clown at one of these things, you're allowed to sort of go, what are you doing, dude?
00:33:49.000 You look like an imbecile.
00:33:51.000 And this dad criticized this raging homosexual who looked fucking ridiculous and made a mockery of the prom.
00:33:59.000 Look, I don't want this to be illegal, but you know someone's going to make fun of you at least once when you are a young man in a stupid fucking dress.
00:34:11.000 Can we call you?
00:34:12.000 This is the culture we're in now is like, imagine a punk rocker with green cone spikes going, this person said I look like an idiot.
00:34:19.000 Clearly you're aware when you're a dude in a dress with flat, there's tith holders on his dress that are obviously empty.
00:34:27.000 So you look ridiculous.
00:34:29.000 Just call him flat-chested.
00:34:32.000 I told you I don't want to wear something.
00:34:33.000 Buck off.
00:34:34.000 Okay?
00:34:35.000 Okay.
00:34:36.000 Is that right?
00:34:36.000 Think he looks gross?
00:34:39.000 Looks disgusting.
00:34:40.000 Your words.
00:34:41.000 Yeah?
00:34:42.000 Yeah.
00:34:43.000 I look like boy.
00:34:44.000 What is it?
00:34:45.000 What does he look like?
00:34:47.000 You look like an idiot.
00:34:48.000 You look like an idiot.
00:34:49.000 What does he look like?
00:34:52.000 Do not look like a man.
00:34:53.000 No, sir.
00:34:54.000 No, sir.
00:34:54.000 I can fucking record you all I want.
00:34:56.000 Fuck away.
00:34:57.000 Keep talking.
00:34:58.000 So they're antagonizing him too, saying, fuck off.
00:35:01.000 And filming him and trying to ruin his life.
00:35:04.000 And this has gone viral because they want clout.
00:35:06.000 This is the thing you do now.
00:35:08.000 And this guy lost his job.
00:35:10.000 He's the CEO at a big corporation.
00:35:13.000 But he called someone who looks like an idiot an idiot.
00:35:16.000 Can you not take it on the chin?
00:35:18.000 I mean, it'd be one thing if he, like, hurt you physically.
00:35:22.000 This is not illegal.
00:35:23.000 And why are these corporations so eager to fucking comply to someone like the two people I just showed you with the troll and the baby Barbie?
00:35:32.000 Why are they deciding who can be a CEO?
00:35:35.000 That's what I don't get about this shit, is why you're listening to these people at all.
00:35:40.000 Homophobic piece of shit.
00:35:41.000 Is he homophobic?
00:35:44.000 Please, please, please.
00:35:45.000 Look like a moron.
00:35:46.000 Get away.
00:35:47.000 Come on.
00:35:47.000 Please, come on.
00:35:48.000 Please, I'm talking about this.
00:35:51.000 His hands are in his pockets and they're begging him to stop.
00:35:54.000 Please stop.
00:35:56.000 Stop not thinking I'm gorgeous.
00:35:59.000 Stop existing.
00:36:00.000 Stop standing there.
00:36:02.000 It's exactly like the Catholic school smirk.
00:36:05.000 Right.
00:36:07.000 Totally unaggressive.
00:36:08.000 Totally calm.
00:36:09.000 Totally fired.
00:36:13.000 Seriously.
00:36:13.000 Come on, dude.
00:36:14.000 We don't want any problems.
00:36:15.000 Seriously, dude.
00:36:15.000 We don't want any problems.
00:36:17.000 What's he going to do?
00:36:17.000 Start beating you all?
00:36:19.000 But go back and see if there's a tweet there of him getting fired.
00:36:22.000 Scroll down.
00:36:26.000 Look at that.
00:36:27.000 Cassie Griffin helped dox him.
00:36:33.000 And there's his boyfriend.
00:36:34.000 That's boring.
00:36:35.000 Well, let's just hear it, I guess.
00:36:38.000 Hi, I was minding my own business.
00:36:40.000 So TikTok has now removed the video of my boyfriend being harassed on our prom night two times for harassment and bullying, but I'm still going to give you guys a story time, and I'm going to have my friend Brie post the main video on her TikTok account, which I'll comment below if you guys want to go and watch it.
00:36:51.000 It is a long story, probably gonna have to make multiple parts, but I'm in college.
00:36:54.000 My boyfriend's a senior in high school, and he decided that he wanted to wear a dress for his senior prom to come break the stigma around men wearing dresses.
00:37:00.000 He looked gorgeous.
00:37:01.000 Everybody loved it.
00:37:01.000 Nobody had a problem with it, right?
00:37:03.000 Nobody had a problem with it.
00:37:05.000 Indeed, he looked gorgeous.
00:37:06.000 It's not true.
00:37:07.000 A lot of good photos.
00:37:07.000 We were there for about an hour, and right as we were about to leave, we were standing outside in this little middle area with a bunch of buildings surrounding us.
00:37:14.000 This man comes up, stands about an inch behind my boyfriend, and he's like, what are you wearing?
00:37:17.000 And he's like, a dress.
00:37:18.000 Why?
00:37:19.000 And he's like, well, why are you wearing that?
00:37:20.000 You shouldn't be wearing that.
00:37:21.000 He's like, because I can and I want to, and I really don't give a fuck.
00:37:24.000 What do you think?
00:37:25.000 So this man starts going on and on, throwing insults at him.
00:37:28.000 You look disgusting.
00:37:29.000 You look ridiculous.
00:37:29.000 No, you said that.
00:37:30.000 He said, idiot.
00:37:32.000 All of this homophobic banter.
00:37:33.000 Do you not look like an idiot when you wear a dress?
00:37:35.000 Like, yeah.
00:37:36.000 And hold on a second.
00:37:37.000 He went there for the point of destigmatizing it.
00:37:40.000 So it's got a stigma.
00:37:42.000 So he should have done his part and been like, well, I'm trying to make this less weird, but yes, it's weird.
00:37:47.000 But for how many centuries have we been dressing up in a woman's dress to make our friends laugh?
00:37:52.000 Right.
00:37:53.000 That's what you do.
00:37:54.000 It's like that show.
00:37:56.000 I'm a lady.
00:37:58.000 What's that called?
00:37:59.000 Britain?
00:38:00.000 Britain is Beautiful or something?
00:38:02.000 Or Kids in the Hall or SNL.
00:38:05.000 It looks funny to us.
00:38:07.000 Sorry.
00:38:08.000 You just, you brought me up with Mrs. Doubtfire.
00:38:11.000 I thought it was funny and now I'm supposed to be like, no, you don't look funny at all.
00:38:15.000 You look breathtaking.
00:38:18.000 No, you don't.
00:38:18.000 It's just a fact.
00:38:20.000 I'm not tossing and turning all night.
00:38:22.000 And by all means, go to fucking prom wearing whatever you want.
00:38:25.000 No one gives a shit.
00:38:26.000 But you're allowed to have your pockets and your hands in your pockets and go, you look like an idiot.
00:38:31.000 They live for this, by the way.
00:38:32.000 That's why they exploded with like, fuck you, bitch.
00:38:36.000 They're waiting for that the whole night.
00:38:37.000 Yeah.
00:38:38.000 And they finally got it.
00:38:39.000 Because like just getting approval isn't good enough.
00:38:44.000 He slaps my phone out of my hand.
00:38:45.000 It goes flying over on the concrete.
00:38:46.000 March you coming right now.
00:38:48.000 Well, yeah.
00:38:49.000 He hit your phone away because you're trying to ruin his life and you did.
00:38:52.000 Right.
00:38:52.000 So he was right.
00:38:53.000 Keep going down, though.
00:38:54.000 They might say, I saw an announcement from his company.
00:38:59.000 There He is doesn't look like an idiot at all, right?
00:39:03.000 Look at the tits.
00:39:05.000 I mean, come on.
00:39:07.000 It looks like he's making fun of trannies, even.
00:39:09.000 Yeah.
00:39:10.000 The guy could have been like, I'm actually pro-Transport.
00:39:11.000 It looks like he lost a bet or it's some sort of initiation.
00:39:15.000 He's doing the work for a gang.
00:39:18.000 Hate crime to say things.
00:39:19.000 Okay.
00:39:20.000 Keep going.
00:39:20.000 Keep going.
00:39:25.000 Today we're excited to announce our life partnership, blah, blah, blah, going.
00:39:29.000 You can see poor Sam Johnson get fucking fired.
00:39:33.000 Keep going, keep going.
00:39:35.000 Oh, there we go.
00:39:36.000 Speaking of Visuel B.O.D. has chosen to terminate Mr. Johnson from his position as CEO.
00:39:44.000 I wonder if he'll be unhireable now.
00:39:46.000 Because once you get that stank on you, but let's see what this company does.
00:39:49.000 It'd be funny if they like fight against cancer for children or something.
00:39:53.000 What's Visuel?
00:39:56.000 Healthcare.
00:39:57.000 Visuel is the leader in patient-centered telemedicine, offering an easy-to-use cloud-based platform that improves access to care.
00:40:08.000 Oh, so it's for people who maybe don't have healthcare and you can go on there and say, I have a strange skin condition?
00:40:13.000 Their whole fucking splash page is just this.
00:40:17.000 There's nothing else to click.
00:40:19.000 We unequivocally condemn the behavior exhibited by Sam.
00:40:23.000 What a fucking clown world we live in.
00:40:28.000 I got a bunch of presses.
00:40:30.000 Speaking of do the work, Tucker Carlson had a saying 1.5 about how he notices everyone's talking about the work.
00:40:36.000 You have to do the work.
00:40:37.000 But he doesn't hang out with enough criminals, so he doesn't know what it comes from.
00:40:42.000 But let's just show it first, the montage.
00:40:44.000 It isn't really over.
00:40:46.000 The fact is, we still have work to do.
00:40:49.000 The family does not get to have their loved one back.
00:40:52.000 There is still work to be done.
00:40:54.000 And while this is a step in the right direction, there's still a lot of work to be done.
00:40:58.000 But this is just one stop.
00:41:00.000 There is more work to be done.
00:41:02.000 It's a feeling like, okay, this happened, now the work really begins.
00:41:06.000 So we can't leave this moment or look away thinking our work is done.
00:41:10.000 This moment is where the work begins.
00:41:14.000 We've got a lot of work to do, but this feels like a beginning rather than work at the beginning.
00:41:20.000 We have a lot of work to do in this country because systemic racism has infected us all.
00:41:25.000 And we know that until we have a lot of violence, then we have work to do.
00:41:30.000 There's a lot of work to be done.
00:41:32.000 Don Lamond's the worst head of that group, right?
00:41:34.000 Yeah.
00:41:35.000 I mean, I can't fathom someone who tunes in to his show and it's like, oh, I got to, sorry, I can't go out.
00:41:43.000 I got to watch Don Lamon tell me how to live my life.
00:41:47.000 The other, Rachel Maddow, I can understand.
00:41:49.000 Jake Tapper, sure, I get it.
00:41:51.000 But I don't get this guy.
00:41:53.000 I don't get how anyone could see that face as an authority on anything.
00:41:57.000 Remember he said about Antifa?
00:41:58.000 Antifa, anti-fascist.
00:42:00.000 It's in the name.
00:42:04.000 Liberty and justice for all.
00:42:09.000 Everyone, read it.
00:42:10.000 Okay, so here's what Tucker missed.
00:42:13.000 Work, putting in the work is a gang term.
00:42:16.000 You see it with biker gangs when they're prospects.
00:42:20.000 They have their work to do.
00:42:21.000 And work to do might be like transporting something, moving a guy's bike.
00:42:25.000 Maybe it's something illegal.
00:42:26.000 Maybe it's covering for someone.
00:42:28.000 It's a bunch of shitwork.
00:42:29.000 Same with prospects for frats, right?
00:42:31.000 You have to vet them.
00:42:33.000 And it's especially common in black street gangs.
00:42:35.000 And you hear about it in prison.
00:42:37.000 They're doing their work.
00:42:39.000 You got to do the work.
00:42:41.000 And it's a common vernacular.
00:42:42.000 So that term, got to do the work, you're doing the work, work to be done, bled from gang culture into cool BLM woke talk.
00:42:53.000 And then that was then appropriated by the Karens.
00:42:59.000 And they started saying it because they wanted to sound down and cool, like their black friend who said it.
00:43:05.000 And when she said it, she was actually, she was middle class and she was ripping it off from poor blacks.
00:43:11.000 So now we have places like Best Buy and Walmart talking about doing the work, putting in work, using Crips and Bloods vernacular to sound cool.
00:43:24.000 I mean, the clown levels just keep doubling on a daily basis.
00:43:31.000 We have to start turning tricks.
00:43:32.000 I mean, a lot of hoes want to turn.
00:43:34.000 They're going to just do everything.
00:43:35.000 Best Buy is going to put a cap in the ass of hate.
00:43:40.000 And they're going to be knocking motherfuckers out.
00:43:43.000 We really got to put in, we got to back it up on that gushy shit.
00:43:48.000 And if we want to make progress with racial injustice.
00:43:50.000 We are smoking equality blunts and getting high on the idea of all the work that we have to do together.
00:43:59.000 If we don't clap back at racism, it's going to sun us.
00:44:03.000 Oh, dude.
00:44:04.000 That's not a joke.
00:44:04.000 I bet you that somewhere.
00:44:06.000 I bet there's a Nike like clap back against racism.
00:44:09.000 Swoosh.
00:44:09.000 Yeah.
00:44:10.000 Clap back on hate.
00:44:13.000 I love hate.
00:44:15.000 I hate all day.
00:44:16.000 I was seething with so much hatred at the airport, like at how bad everyone is at going through the fucking security, that I fucked up.
00:44:25.000 And I didn't take my laptop out of my bag.
00:44:27.000 And I had change in my pocket, so I slowed everyone down while seething at how incompetent everyone was.
00:44:33.000 So my hate hurt.
00:44:35.000 You know what the worst part is?
00:44:36.000 Would you even care if you were allowed to be a, you know, like not banned on stuff?
00:44:43.000 And like, you weren't so, you had to be publicly shamed and be like, you can't exist.
00:44:48.000 I wouldn't care about other people if I was allowed to be my damn self.
00:44:52.000 What are you talking about?
00:44:53.000 Are you Joe Biden?
00:44:54.000 I need a translator.
00:44:55.000 You know, like, you're banned off.
00:44:56.000 That's the fucking point.
00:44:57.000 You can't live.
00:44:58.000 You can't have Uber and stuff like that.
00:45:00.000 So you're kicked out of the world.
00:45:02.000 Yes, I'm canceled.
00:45:03.000 That makes you more angry when you're looking around, like, look at all you other people.
00:45:06.000 And they're, you know, they have the backing of Nike and Adidas.
00:45:10.000 Yeah.
00:45:10.000 And they're way more extreme.
00:45:12.000 Right.
00:45:13.000 Like, I just clip.
00:45:15.000 It's in my racism thing.
00:45:19.000 But here, where is it now?
00:45:24.000 Yeah, go to 2-2.
00:45:27.000 Free Titanya Turner.
00:45:30.000 I hadn't heard of her before.
00:45:31.000 I had to look her up.
00:45:32.000 I just was looking at this video because it was a guy filming, and they call him a child molester, so he'll leave them alone.
00:45:38.000 It's like, he molests children.
00:45:39.000 She thought of it a little late.
00:45:44.000 Free to Tanya Turner, right?
00:45:47.000 Free Tia.
00:45:49.000 Now she's on social media.
00:45:50.000 She's not canceled.
00:45:51.000 She can use Uber.
00:45:53.000 That's not her, obviously.
00:45:54.000 She's in jail, I guess.
00:45:55.000 You know what she did?
00:45:57.000 She drove her car through a pile of Trump supporters trying to kill them.
00:46:03.000 Now, you talk about role reversal.
00:46:06.000 James Fields, who killed Heather Heyer, he was successful at it.
00:46:10.000 He got a life plus 419 years.
00:46:13.000 This woman is a hero for attempting to do the same kind of murder.
00:46:18.000 Does that sound like a reasonable thing to do?
00:46:23.000 There she is.
00:46:24.000 Trying to murder people.
00:46:25.000 Free her.
00:46:27.000 Free Tia.
00:46:29.000 All right.
00:46:29.000 Speaking of people who don't make sense, like Ryan, this is kind of old, but let's do a My Pet Biden segment.
00:46:38.000 Boom, boom.
00:46:44.000 Biden.
00:46:45.000 On him I can depend my pet.
00:46:49.000 Biden.
00:46:51.000 President.
00:46:52.000 He's big and blue and sleepy.
00:46:54.000 But a friendly monster too.
00:46:57.000 My pet.
00:46:58.000 Biden.
00:46:58.000 Wait, what?
00:46:59.000 That doesn't rhyme.
00:47:05.000 Okay, you've all seen this clip, but for posterity, we have to show it.
00:47:09.000 1-7, just so it's in the books.
00:47:13.000 Because I don't take anything for granted anymore.
00:47:16.000 And shit gets deleted.
00:47:18.000 We're helping others in this endeavor.
00:47:21.000 It really is important.
00:47:24.000 So stop.
00:47:25.000 This is at some fucking climate summit that John Kerry put on.
00:47:28.000 And they put grass on the table to show that the environment matters and there's like moss on the walls.
00:47:34.000 And Biden's trying to do a joke about there's someone there from the Navajo Nation.
00:47:39.000 And the joke is like, hey, and by the way, to the guy from the Navajo Nation, can I get my wife back, please?
00:47:44.000 She's been there for like three or four days.
00:47:46.000 She said, I said, when are you coming home?
00:47:48.000 She goes, I'm staying a few more days.
00:47:49.000 Give me my wife back, Navajos.
00:47:52.000 Anyway, yeah, it's great that's what he's trying to do.
00:47:55.000 Okay?
00:47:56.000 Check out the execution of this bizarre bit.
00:48:00.000 We're helping ourselves.
00:48:01.000 We're helping others in this endeavor.
00:48:04.000 It really is important.
00:48:06.000 And I just want to say one thing to Bird of the Navajo Nation.
00:48:13.000 Let my wife come home.
00:48:14.000 She likes the Navajo Nation too much.
00:48:17.000 She keeps being out there.
00:48:18.000 She's out there for two days.
00:48:19.000 She was out there before.
00:48:21.000 I don't know.
00:48:22.000 You know what I mean?
00:48:23.000 I called her.
00:48:24.000 I said, where are you?
00:48:24.000 She said, I'm staying another day.
00:48:26.000 So, you know, let her come home, okay?
00:48:29.000 I don't want her, you know, that's too far for me to commute.
00:48:34.000 I shouldn't be so.
00:48:36.000 But anyway, look, this is about what we can do together.
00:48:40.000 These t-shirt ideas are piling up.
00:48:42.000 I didn't say.
00:48:42.000 I don't consider.
00:48:44.000 I think that's a noose idea.
00:48:46.000 What?
00:48:48.000 You could print it on a noose.
00:48:49.000 I want to die after listening to that.
00:48:52.000 Okay.
00:48:52.000 You should be quiet for the rest of the show.
00:48:54.000 I'm Bidening it up.
00:48:57.000 You need a Biden.
00:48:58.000 But the funny thing about that clip, too, is that whole conference was that.
00:49:03.000 That wasn't an unusual moment.
00:49:05.000 Go to 1.8 and try to make it through these videos.
00:49:11.000 Try to understand him.
00:49:12.000 Every once in a while, you are confronted as a government official, a business leader, a labor leader with a real problem.
00:49:23.000 And it doesn't take you long to figure out how to turn it into an opportunity.
00:49:30.000 One thing, John, everybody talked about today was, is there anything else you can think of that could create as many good jobs going in the middle of the 21st century?
00:49:45.000 I mean, think about it.
00:49:47.000 So I think he's talking about all these green ideas will lead to tons of jobs.
00:49:51.000 They're stupid, fucking useless jobs that don't help the economy.
00:49:54.000 Just like the government coming up with 500,000 people to dig holes and 500,000 people to fill holes.
00:50:01.000 You're not helping the economy with those fake jobs, those stupid fake solar jobs would have the opportunity to create so many while doing so.
00:50:14.000 I'm scared to say a number in case he says like 30 trillion.
00:50:19.000 Every single one of you, the business leaders, labor leaders, foreign leaders, foreign leaders, leaders of other parts of the world.
00:50:31.000 Every one of you.
00:50:31.000 Do you catch what happened to them?
00:50:32.000 He talked about this.
00:50:33.000 He called them foreign leaders, and then he thought, oh, that's offensive.
00:50:37.000 I think he's thinking of the word foreigner.
00:50:40.000 Foreign leaders is not offensive.
00:50:43.000 And then he goes on to clarify leaders of other...
00:50:45.000 He's trying to be politically correct when he didn't fuck up.
00:50:48.000 Foreign leaders is perfectly reasonable by anyone's standards.
00:50:53.000 Jesus Christ.
00:50:54.000 Mr. You okay in there?
00:50:58.000 Foreign leaders.
00:50:59.000 Leaders of other parts of the world?
00:51:01.000 The same thing.
00:51:01.000 Every one of you.
00:51:02.000 Leaders of the world.
00:51:03.000 We talked about this in terms of...
00:51:07.000 What?
00:51:08.000 Jobs.
00:51:09.000 It's astounding.
00:51:10.000 That's the mask.
00:51:11.000 That's the mask.
00:51:12.000 That's why.
00:51:12.000 We talked about this in terms of jobs.
00:51:14.000 This is the principle.
00:51:15.000 This is astounding.
00:51:16.000 This is the leader of the free world with a fucking mask dangling off his ear.
00:51:20.000 Okay, go on.
00:51:21.000 I think this is part of that.
00:51:23.000 Foreign leaders.
00:51:24.000 I didn't mean to say them.
00:51:26.000 Not foreign leaders.
00:51:27.000 That's Kyle Dunigan.
00:51:28.000 No, no, it's in the same link.
00:51:30.000 There should be three there.
00:51:34.000 Well, every one of you, the last two days, have talked about the need for us to collaborate.
00:51:41.000 I found it fascinating that, and I happen to agree with him, that, you know, President Putin and I have our disagreements, but he's talking about how you capture carbon from space.
00:51:52.000 You've, John, you and I have talked about that.
00:51:54.000 The whole notion that it makes overwhelming sense, as much as the President of Russia and I disagree that two big nations can cooperate to get something done, and this time get something done that benefits everybody.
00:52:09.000 It's not like we're arguing whether or not one nation is going to be better benefited or worse impacted by what we do.
00:52:18.000 Be better benefited by the people.
00:52:19.000 So worse impacted.
00:52:21.000 If we can do.
00:52:22.000 Or worse, not one nation is going to be better benefited or worse impacted by what we do.
00:52:30.000 Worse.
00:52:31.000 And so I just think that if we can keep the focus on the jobs we're going to create, the economic opportunities...
00:52:39.000 Because it's the only part of this plan you understand.
00:52:41.000 And my country giving me a lot of credit for convening this.
00:52:48.000 I wouldn't have convened this had I not had the overwhelming help, support, and initiative from former Secretary Kerry, my good friend.
00:52:58.000 He feels this in his bones.
00:53:00.000 This is to him something that is consequential.
00:53:03.000 Did you call him former Secretary because you have no idea what his position is now?
00:53:08.000 Wow.
00:53:10.000 This is like with that general, what was his name, Austin?
00:53:14.000 Where he said, previous, you know, general.
00:53:18.000 He's now the Secretary of State, I believe.
00:53:21.000 This is, he feels this in his bones.
00:53:24.000 This is, to him, something that is consequential, and he knows a lot about it.
00:53:29.000 So you're going to continue to see a lot of all of us here.
00:53:34.000 But anyway, I just want to thank you, John, before this panel got shut out.
00:53:39.000 And by the way, first person I went, I got in trouble because was Biden really going to do something about the environment?
00:53:46.000 First person I went to was to Lonnie Stevens in IBW because I'm so sick and tired of people talking about how we get this done and don't care about jobs.
00:53:54.000 And it was Lonnie who stepped up and labor stepped up.
00:53:58.000 Okay, shut up.
00:53:58.000 Businesses stepped up.
00:53:59.000 So his job description is he is serving as the United States Special Presidential Envoy for Climate.
00:54:09.000 Almost can't blame Joe for not knowing that, but at least write it down on a cue card.
00:54:13.000 And I want to thank John, my special presidential envoy for climate.
00:54:19.000 I guess the president should just call him an envoy for climate.
00:54:22.000 Our envoy for climate, you could probably say next time, Joe.
00:54:25.000 You don't have to say former Secretary of State.
00:54:30.000 Wow.
00:54:31.000 Speaking of John Kerry, the heiress, the heir to the mustard throne, Heinz, he's Heinz's bitch.
00:54:40.000 He should be executed for treason.
00:54:43.000 He was caught in Paris at this secret meeting with Iranian officials.
00:54:49.000 This new administration loves Iran.
00:54:51.000 They hate that Trump didn't like the Iranian deal where we paid them like $4 billion, didn't even get any hostages.
00:54:58.000 So he reversed that.
00:54:59.000 Now, Joe reversed it back.
00:55:01.000 What the fuck is going on here?
00:55:03.000 So those are the Iranian officials.
00:55:06.000 And then that's looking a lot like old JK.
00:55:10.000 And I'm not just kidding.
00:55:15.000 But look at 2-0.
00:55:21.000 Bridget, what's her name again?
00:55:23.000 I think she was a terrorist attacker.
00:55:25.000 Bridget Gabriel.
00:55:26.000 Yeah, she says.
00:55:29.000 Wait, can you move it over?
00:55:33.000 Iran's foreign minister is claiming John Kerry told him about more than 200 Israeli covert ops taking place in Syria.
00:55:40.000 Zaref claims Kerry even warned him about airstrikes.
00:55:44.000 If this is true, it's probably the most egregious portrayal against an ally in U.S. history.
00:55:50.000 Then they go, USS liberty is worse.
00:55:55.000 If John Kerry is giving the Iranians information about American intelligence, that's treason.
00:56:02.000 Treason is a capital offense.
00:56:03.000 That's a death penalty.
00:56:04.000 Now, can you imagine the fucking balls if we executed John Kerry?
00:56:10.000 Electric chair.
00:56:13.000 Every other country in the world would go holy shit.
00:56:20.000 Again, it's unfathomable.
00:56:22.000 You just can't picture it.
00:56:24.000 I mean, we didn't even prosecute, we didn't kill John Walker Lynn to Taliban John.
00:56:28.000 We don't, it's not something we do, but it is the law.
00:56:32.000 Is this why you called him Heinz's bitch?
00:56:34.000 Because in his bio, he says, Teresa's husband.
00:56:38.000 Wow, what a bitch.
00:56:43.000 And then finally, while we're just on the subject of world news, that Human Rights Watch is full of shit.
00:56:48.000 They're all happy about the gay flag that's going up now.
00:56:52.000 Every embassy, every American building, every government building is going to have an American flag and a rainbow flag.
00:57:02.000 Diplomatic posts around the world to fly the pride flag at key moments to showcase U.S. support for LGBTQ rights.
00:57:10.000 And this guy, Kenneth Roth of Human Rights Watch, right?
00:57:13.000 He accepted a bribe from Saudi Arabia that said, here's a bunch of money.
00:57:19.000 Never criticize the way we shit on faggots.
00:57:23.000 And he's like, no problem.
00:57:25.000 Show me the money.
00:57:27.000 What does it say there?
00:57:30.000 Human Rights Watch accepts Saudi funds.
00:57:32.000 The executive director of Human Rights Watch, Ken Roth, what are you doing?
00:57:37.000 Accepted a major donation from Saudi real estate tycoon by promising not to support advocacy of the LGBT community in the Middle East and North Africa.
00:57:47.000 Not to support.
00:57:49.000 Yeah, so just don't support our gays.
00:57:51.000 Don't bring attention to our homophobia.
00:57:53.000 And as of the victim of homophobia at the airport, I'm pissed off.
00:57:59.000 All right, do we have a BLM bumper or do we just use the Antifa one?
00:58:06.000 BLM Antifa is one thing.
00:58:09.000 Okay, let's do it.
00:58:13.000 Coming up, folks.
00:58:14.000 Here, live.
00:58:18.000 You've never experienced a white hero by your fucking army.
00:58:30.000 I think we may have to split Antifa and BLM.
00:58:32.000 I don't think they're friends anymore.
00:58:33.000 Yeah.
00:58:34.000 And they have different agendas.
00:58:36.000 BLM is about, is a grift about making tons of money for the Marxist-Lesbian founders, and Antifa is just about smashing shit.
00:58:44.000 That's it.
00:58:45.000 Wait.
00:58:46.000 There's no plan.
00:58:47.000 What's this?
00:58:48.000 This is from January.
00:58:49.000 I don't think we've ever seen this.
00:58:51.000 Let's try it out.
00:59:12.000 And getting out of the car.
00:59:15.000 Wow.
00:59:16.000 I like in that scene, that guy, he goes, okay, okay, you won.
00:59:22.000 If you've seen that fight, right?
00:59:24.000 He does this Matrix.
00:59:25.000 Car one?
00:59:25.000 No.
00:59:26.000 Yeah, he punches the guy.
00:59:28.000 All he does is make his hat move.
00:59:31.000 And then the guy goes, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:59:32.000 And then he goes to punch him, and the guy goes, zoom, matrix.
00:59:35.000 And then you think it's over, but no.
00:59:37.000 He gets his ass handed to him on a silver platter.
00:59:39.000 Oh, that's amazing.
00:59:40.000 I was hearing in boxing about this guy, who, Mexican kid, who was fighting this dude.
00:59:47.000 And the coach can't see the guy, right?
00:59:51.000 His opponent, because he's got his back to him.
00:59:53.000 So he's only seeing his boxer.
00:59:55.000 And then his boxer, the Mexican dude, steps back.
00:59:58.000 And the coach is like, what are you doing?
01:00:00.000 Move in, move in.
01:00:01.000 And he goes, no, no, look, coach, look.
01:00:03.000 And the guy was out cold, standing up.
01:00:06.000 He was going, what?
01:00:10.000 Completely unconscious.
01:00:12.000 Which is what happened with Rufio, the thing they just showed.
01:00:14.000 He had to push him over because he was just standing there stuck.
01:00:18.000 All right.
01:00:19.000 You need to get better heroes, guys.
01:00:22.000 There's definitely bona fide victims of anti-black racism throughout history.
01:00:29.000 When we finish this big research project, we're probably going to find a perfectly innocent, unarmed black man who was attacked by a racist cop.
01:00:40.000 But it's not a pattern.
01:00:42.000 The pattern in America today is fatherless black men getting in over their heads with stupid gun violence, reckless behavior, self-indulgent behavior.
01:00:56.000 They're not poor.
01:00:58.000 They keep saying, oh, they can't afford a lawyer and the rich always get different treatment.
01:01:03.000 No, that's false.
01:01:04.000 I've been rereading Heather McDonald's, The War on Cops, and there's so much data on there on blacks actually getting better treatment than whites in prison.
01:01:17.000 But the media is petrified of sounding racist, so they don't cover these stories.
01:01:23.000 Sure, there'll be a clip in the local news, but it only gains traction if it's a hands-up, don't shoot narrative.
01:01:28.000 And as you know, he didn't have his hands up, and he didn't say don't shoot.
01:01:32.000 But look at this guy, Ashton Howard.
01:01:34.000 Here's a perfect example of American provda.
01:01:37.000 Hey, Journal Sentinel, why did you crop Ashton Howard's photo this way in a report about alleged violent riding in Kenosha?
01:01:43.000 So that's the picture, right?
01:01:45.000 But they think it's racist to show that picture.
01:01:47.000 So they crop out the gun.
01:01:49.000 I mean, that says it all right there, right?
01:01:51.000 This is a guy who whipped a cinder block at a cop and knocked him unconscious.
01:01:57.000 I don't know if it was a cinder, it was a big rock.
01:01:59.000 Let's see what it says there.
01:02:01.000 Go into the other picture.
01:02:04.000 And look at that, according to the U.S. Attorney's Office.
01:02:07.000 Howard threw a heavy object at a Kenosha police officer who was attempting to move a damaged police vehicle.
01:02:12.000 The officer was struck and lost consciousness.
01:02:16.000 The prosecution statement didn't specify where or when the assault occurred.
01:02:22.000 And he's not holding a gun in this picture.
01:02:25.000 Or here's another one.
01:02:27.000 Maybe we should make a new card for the hood is on fire.
01:02:30.000 That's pretty cool.
01:02:31.000 Like, look at these charts.
01:02:35.000 So I found this when I was looking up James' book.
01:02:39.000 This has nothing to do with his book.
01:02:42.000 But number of articles mentioning diversity and inclusion from 2010, of course, when Trump gets near the office, they just go through the roof.
01:02:53.000 Number of articles mentioning whiteness.
01:02:57.000 Nothing really happening before 2010, but definitely on the increase.
01:03:01.000 And then boom after 2010.
01:03:04.000 Number of news articles mentioning unconscious bias shoots through the roof.
01:03:09.000 Number of articles mentioning white privilege.
01:03:11.000 Oh, we seem to be going down for a second there.
01:03:14.000 So the media's narrative is not about truth.
01:03:16.000 It's about fashion.
01:03:17.000 And the fashionable thing right now is to bitch about horrible white people.
01:03:26.000 2.6 of the hood is on fire.
01:03:31.000 We have...
01:03:33.000 And this might be a good thing about social media because as the press tries to control the narrative and black clergy, you have people on Twitter showing real videos and also retweeting shit like this and going,
01:03:49.000 that's not true.
01:03:50.000 They get shot more because they appear in the crime stats more and they get shot after mass shootings more because they resist arrest.
01:03:58.000 Dylan Roof knew it was over.
01:04:04.000 Last night I pulled an article, Counselor, that News One did in 2020.
01:04:09.000 And it showed where eight white violent criminals who had committed mass murder and some of them resisted, all got arrested.
01:04:20.000 Some of them resisted.
01:04:21.000 All white.
01:04:22.000 They all had killed somebody.
01:04:24.000 Some of them had done mass killings.
01:04:27.000 Some of them resisted, but they all got...
01:04:30.000 Daylen Ruth got arrested.
01:04:32.000 Daylen?
01:04:33.000 Ruth?
01:04:33.000 Killed folk.
01:04:35.000 In the AME chair.
01:04:36.000 And somebody said, got a sandwich.
01:04:39.000 It was pies.
01:04:40.000 You know where they got him a sandwich?
01:04:42.000 Did we talk about this?
01:04:44.000 Because I've been talking about this a lot in bars.
01:04:45.000 I confuse my show with bars.
01:04:47.000 Because the cops were petrified they'd fuck up this case.
01:04:52.000 It's a very important case and they don't want some kind of mistrial where the defense says, oh, well, he was starving to death.
01:04:58.000 He was abused.
01:05:00.000 We were throwing the case out.
01:05:02.000 So they're walking on eggshells after they get him.
01:05:04.000 This is one of the biggest crimes of the 21st century.
01:05:09.000 So, they're tiptoeing around.
01:05:10.000 You want water?
01:05:11.000 Okay, you want a burger?
01:05:12.000 Okay, I don't want to fuck up.
01:05:14.000 I have a demon from hell here.
01:05:16.000 I don't want to fuck this up.
01:05:18.000 They weren't like nuts shooting, dude.
01:05:19.000 You want a burger?
01:05:22.000 And how insane are you to think that?
01:05:25.000 Like, they loved Dylan Roof.
01:05:28.000 They brought him to McDonald's and they said, good work, son.
01:05:32.000 Would you like some special house?
01:05:36.000 French friends.
01:05:38.000 Yeah, that's preach.
01:05:39.000 He murdered folk and left the scene.
01:05:43.000 They didn't get shot.
01:05:44.000 They didn't get choked.
01:05:45.000 They didn't get beaten.
01:05:46.000 They didn't kill.
01:05:48.000 But far too often, if you're black or brown, you can be unarmed and still be killed.
01:05:53.000 Yeah, it's called charging at cops in a car.
01:05:56.000 Are not on the spot executioners, judge and jury.
01:06:00.000 Black people, just like everyone else, are innocent until proven guilty.
01:06:05.000 And when we challenge and call for the truth and transparency, this is as he lies.
01:06:12.000 Pravda, American Pravda.
01:06:13.000 That's the name of this show.
01:06:17.000 And the difference with the Soviets and us is the Soviets knew Pravda was bullshit.
01:06:22.000 They would get the paper and go, oh, Jesus Christ, more fucking lies.
01:06:27.000 But Americans watch our American Pravda and go, see, they're hunting black men for sport.
01:06:33.000 Again, if cops were hunting black men for sport, I'd want them killed.
01:06:38.000 But that scenario is so ridiculous that even if it was in a movie, you'd go, meh, even in the movie Dread, they don't hunt people who aren't murderers.
01:06:47.000 And that's a very exaggerated, crazy comic book movie that is right on the edge of suspension disbelief, where you can still watch it and be like, yeah, that's kind of a rudd's futuristic, crazy, apocalyptic world.
01:07:01.000 And his scenario is more absurd than Dread.
01:07:07.000 It's what we hate.
01:07:11.000 In the movie Dread, they are judge, jury, and executioner.
01:07:15.000 I think that's their motto.
01:07:16.000 And he brings the mind reader to that guy, and he says to her, did he kill him?
01:07:22.000 Did he kill those people?
01:07:23.000 And she says, I'm 98% sure.
01:07:26.000 And he goes, that's not good enough.
01:07:27.000 Correct.
01:07:28.000 So his scenario.
01:07:29.000 99% is not enough for a kill.
01:07:30.000 Because 99% is not enough for a kill.
01:07:32.000 And then, so his scenario, this preacher's scenario is more ridiculous than dread.
01:07:36.000 Yeah, right.
01:07:38.000 Oh, shit.
01:07:41.000 Deplorable action that end up in deadly consequences.
01:07:45.000 We've seen too many lives lost and situations with air fresheners in rearview windows.
01:07:54.000 No, that was the case where the guy got pulled over and they said it was about an air freshener.
01:07:58.000 It wasn't.
01:07:59.000 And then he refused to comply and it kept getting more and more heated until he was shot.
01:08:04.000 They keep doing this.
01:08:05.000 They take the thing that initially had the guy pulled over like a broken taillight.
01:08:09.000 Then that guy will get in a fight like Sandra Bland.
01:08:12.000 She was pulled over for a broken taillight.
01:08:13.000 She acted like a fucking lunatic.
01:08:15.000 She eventually got arrested and she hanged herself in her cell days later.
01:08:18.000 And she'd been attempting suicide for many years.
01:08:21.000 She was severely mentally ill and manic depressive.
01:08:25.000 But the narrative is killed for a broken taillight.
01:08:28.000 And again, back to the movies.
01:08:30.000 So we're watching a movie and these cops go, check it out.
01:08:33.000 That Negro's got a broken taillight.
01:08:35.000 Fuck you, bitch.
01:08:37.000 Like if you were watching in a movie, it would be like Redemption Day.
01:08:39.000 You'd have to turn it off.
01:08:43.000 Yeah, it's always the Lucy cigarettes, the air freshener.
01:08:47.000 Yeah, killed selling cigarettes.
01:08:49.000 Jogging.
01:08:51.000 Killed for jogging.
01:08:52.000 We're getting murdered just by going for a jog.
01:08:55.000 Did anyone really believe he was jogging 10 miles from his home?
01:09:00.000 Situations that began with air fresheners in rearview windows.
01:09:05.000 Or allegedly spending a fake $20 bill on selling cigarettes on the street.
01:09:11.000 Or because a warrant is served.
01:09:14.000 This is why the family are saying they must see this.
01:09:18.000 This is made up.
01:09:19.000 So they know the truth.
01:09:20.000 They can handle the truth.
01:09:22.000 And here's why it's dangerous, too.
01:09:24.000 We just, I mean, I'm repeating myself, but if you're going to get shot for a broken taillight, you might as well go in a blaze of glory.
01:09:30.000 So you're putting black people in danger with this shit.
01:09:38.000 Wait, what do you got up there?
01:09:42.000 The air freshener thing?
01:09:44.000 Police shot man over air freshener violation.
01:09:48.000 Now that was the woman who thought her gun was a taser.
01:09:51.000 Which again is more affirmative action.
01:09:54.000 Here's what's going on that you won't see outside of local news.
01:09:57.000 2-7.
01:09:58.000 Pregnant teen in the hood.
01:10:00.000 The hood is on fire.
01:10:01.000 Shot dead.
01:10:04.000 And we don't know why.
01:10:08.000 I think it was the brother of the baby's daddy.
01:10:12.000 Homicide arrest.
01:10:12.000 The pregnant victim, Jaylen Quinones, was just 18 years old.
01:10:17.000 Her baby girl was delivered afterward, and the family says the infant is fighting for her life tonight.
01:10:22.000 Fox Live's Lindsey Watts joins us live from Upper Marlborough.
01:10:25.000 How insane is that?
01:10:27.000 Delivering a baby from a dead woman.
01:10:30.000 Whoa.
01:10:32.000 No thanks.
01:10:35.000 Cutting her open?
01:10:36.000 Cutting her cadaver open, and then there's a premature baby.
01:10:44.000 We got her, we got her.
01:10:45.000 Pumping her little tiny heart.
01:10:48.000 Shot, and the last you see of them, they are alive and they are running away.
01:10:52.000 This is still very difficult to watch.
01:10:55.000 Just such a cold-blooded crime.
01:10:57.000 And it left a baby girl without a mother and a father in jail.
01:11:02.000 Pregnant until I turn around, chick.
01:11:04.000 Pregnant.
01:11:05.000 Jalen Quinonis was excited to have her baby.
01:11:09.000 A friend shared this TikTok video.
01:11:11.000 What are you doing, man?
01:11:12.000 She got so many pictures, so many videos, you know, of her little belly bump.
01:11:17.000 Jalen's sister, her mother, and friends gathered where this young woman spent her last moments alive.
01:11:23.000 No matter.
01:11:24.000 Talk about how poor they are on the hood.
01:11:26.000 They're all wearing designer gear.
01:11:28.000 And when you go to a mall, It's a two-hour lineup at Gucci where the cheapest thing is a $2,500 handbag.
01:11:35.000 And it's nothing but black people.
01:11:38.000 And it's a two-hour lineup.
01:11:41.000 I've noticed that all over America.
01:11:44.000 Anyway.
01:11:47.000 It was just before 5 in the afternoon Tuesday on Southern Avenue near the DC-Prince George's County line.
01:11:52.000 You see a group hanging out around a car.
01:11:55.000 People walking by in the middle of the city.
01:11:56.000 I guess it's a Saturday because no one's at work.
01:11:58.000 Just behind them, two women cross Quinn Street.
01:12:01.000 About 15 seconds later, you see them come running back across the street as if someone called or texted them.
01:12:08.000 They go up to the people around the car, greeting them, giving hugs.
01:12:11.000 Keep eyes on the man in the white hoodie.
01:12:14.000 The women aren't there long.
01:12:16.000 They walk back the way they were headed down Southern Avenue.
01:12:19.000 Police say that's when Malik Johnson raises a gun and opens fire.
01:12:23.000 The women running despite their injuries.
01:12:26.000 We'll replay it back when the shot is fired.
01:12:29.000 And the weird part is, no one gives a shit.
01:12:32.000 And then he just casually go, oh shit.
01:12:37.000 And then he wanders around.
01:12:38.000 No one tackles him.
01:12:39.000 No one believed to be the father of Jalen's child.
01:12:41.000 Police say he was there at the scene and is charged as an accessory.
01:12:46.000 The newborn remains hospitalized.
01:12:48.000 She's fighting for her life.
01:12:50.000 A third person arrested, Bianca McDuffie, is also charged as accessory to murder.
01:12:55.000 Investigators are not revealing if she was here too.
01:12:58.000 The violence have increased in French George's County and in Washington, D.C. We have to do something about it.
01:13:06.000 The hood is on fire.
01:13:08.000 I bet he had someone kill her because he didn't want to pay child support.
01:13:13.000 Maybe.
01:13:14.000 Not that he would have.
01:13:17.000 There has to be work to put in.
01:13:19.000 You got to put in some work.
01:13:20.000 You got to put in the work.
01:13:21.000 2-8.
01:13:22.000 Yeah, you have to have a job to pay child support.
01:13:25.000 Lots of people don't get child support.
01:13:27.000 Rich people, too.
01:13:29.000 I know finance guys who, or I know a woman whose husband's in finance.
01:13:34.000 He used to be rich.
01:13:35.000 He caught a big, sweet deal for child support back when he was loaded.
01:13:39.000 Finance ain't what it used to be.
01:13:42.000 And now he's broke and she's not getting any child support at all.
01:13:50.000 You know what I've noticed with memes now?
01:13:52.000 People like Pesobic?
01:13:54.000 They say, proud boys are out of control.
01:13:59.000 Look at that.
01:14:00.000 Is that a man who ran up there and hit a woman?
01:14:05.000 There's kids there.
01:14:21.000 Throwing a chair is a real gamble.
01:14:26.000 I remember my friend Mike, we were all watching TV late at night.
01:14:30.000 A bunch of people were there drinking beers.
01:14:32.000 And he just gets up from his chair and says, get out.
01:14:35.000 And he throws it over his shoulders behind him and goes to bed.
01:14:38.000 And he hits our friend Christine in the face.
01:14:41.000 Oh, my God.
01:14:41.000 Splits her lip open.
01:14:42.000 He doesn't know any of this.
01:14:44.000 He goes to bed.
01:14:44.000 We have to take her to the hospital to get her stitched up.
01:14:47.000 It was like she had a hair lip.
01:14:48.000 She was cut up like this.
01:14:50.000 And the Iranian doctor was like, you're going, he's like, doctor now, why do you lie to me?
01:14:55.000 And he goes, you're going to be very, very ugly.
01:14:58.000 No.
01:14:59.000 Yeah.
01:14:59.000 Wow.
01:15:00.000 And so she said the funniest thing.
01:15:01.000 As he was stitching her, we were all there, making sure she's okay.
01:15:03.000 And she goes, don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
01:15:08.000 She bombed?
01:15:10.000 Yeah, we were all pretty drunk.
01:15:12.000 Or how about this?
01:15:12.000 This made it to the post.
01:15:14.000 Attacking cops in broad daylight.
01:15:15.000 He whips them with some sort of plastic stick.
01:15:18.000 Yeah, I don't know what that was.
01:15:18.000 Did you see that?
01:15:19.000 Kendo stick or something?
01:15:20.000 Ooh, I bet that fucking kills.
01:15:22.000 Whack.
01:15:28.000 It's like those metal batons.
01:15:30.000 You don't need any force behind it.
01:15:31.000 It might be one of those things.
01:15:33.000 Yeah.
01:15:33.000 Or a similar concept.
01:15:35.000 Where it sort of cuts you.
01:15:36.000 Yeah, you can just tap and then you're...
01:15:37.000 He was caught.
01:15:40.000 I think I have that here.
01:15:42.000 His name is...
01:15:43.000 I think he's African.
01:15:45.000 Akil A-K-E-E-L-E Morgan.
01:15:49.000 Akil Morgan.
01:15:51.000 I sure do.
01:15:52.000 Isn't that weird how he didn't run away, too?
01:15:56.000 It's like there's no bail.
01:15:58.000 So they're just trying stuff.
01:16:00.000 Criminals are just trying things.
01:16:01.000 What if I, I don't know, whip a cop with a stick?
01:16:07.000 You ever whipped a cop with a stick?
01:16:09.000 No, I never tried that.
01:16:10.000 I just tried it the other day.
01:16:11.000 Aren't you in jail?
01:16:12.000 No, there's no bail.
01:16:13.000 I'm fine.
01:16:15.000 It's cool.
01:16:16.000 You should do it.
01:16:18.000 A plastic stick.
01:16:24.000 He seems smart.
01:16:26.000 I look like an anime.
01:16:28.000 Yeah, that kid loves anime.
01:16:29.000 He's got anime clothes, and he ran like Naruto.
01:16:35.000 Those are anime clothes?
01:16:37.000 Yeah.
01:16:38.000 What's around his waist?
01:16:39.000 Is that like a dress?
01:16:40.000 Yeah, like a dressy type of thing.
01:16:42.000 Like ninja, pseudo ninja, modern, hype beast tech gear ninja.
01:16:48.000 Oh.
01:16:49.000 Look, he doesn't even run away.
01:16:50.000 When he runs like Naruto with the one hand behind him.
01:16:57.000 I don't know what you're talking about, but that's why it's good to have young people on your shows.
01:17:01.000 Apparently, Naruto is a guy.
01:17:02.000 Naruto.
01:17:05.000 So you look at all this, right?
01:17:07.000 And you go, where's American Pravda?
01:17:08.000 Where's the press on this?
01:17:09.000 Why aren't they reporting on these things outside of some minor local coverage?
01:17:15.000 Why doesn't it become, I mean, where's the free Titania for that cop?
01:17:20.000 Where's the parades?
01:17:21.000 Where's the attention?
01:17:22.000 Where's the 60 minutes?
01:17:24.000 Where's the New York Times?
01:17:26.000 And you look at, you go check in on them and they say, none of this is happening.
01:17:31.000 Don't believe your lion eyes.
01:17:33.000 Check out 3-0.
01:17:35.000 And luckily, Paul Krugman over at the Times got ratioed for this insane fucking thing to say.
01:17:43.000 Okay, click on it.
01:17:45.000 Not the Chong.
01:17:47.000 And then move it over a bit.
01:17:49.000 Paul Krugman is such a douche.
01:17:51.000 In reality, given that GOP supporters believe that rampaging mobs burned and looted major cities, we believe that.
01:18:00.000 Yeah, I believe that.
01:18:03.000 I also believe that squirrels were furiously gathering nuts all summer in order to store them for hibernation.
01:18:12.000 I also believe it rained somehow without the people actually living in those cities noticing.
01:18:20.000 What?
01:18:22.000 So no one in Minneapolis or Portland noticed that anything was on fire?
01:18:28.000 Getting them to see facts about something as abstract as the deficit is a hopeless cause.
01:18:35.000 How about that quote?
01:18:37.000 So if we are so stupid that we think there was riots, there's no way you could explain the deficit to us.
01:18:42.000 That's way too abstract.
01:18:45.000 You're a lost fucking cause, Paul.
01:18:49.000 And now let's look at some of the retweets.
01:18:51.000 If only we had some drones to take pictures.
01:18:53.000 Go down.
01:18:55.000 Don't worry, I wrote a poem.
01:18:58.000 Keep going.
01:18:58.000 That's boring.
01:19:01.000 Oscar ratings down.
01:19:04.000 Wait, where are you going?
01:19:06.000 Useful is.
01:19:06.000 Paul Krugman, useful it is.
01:19:08.000 Let me see more.
01:19:09.000 That's all for the rest of the world.
01:19:09.000 Oh, that's all.
01:19:11.000 Well, go maybe click on the thread.
01:19:13.000 Krugman's.
01:19:14.000 Because what I read was people saying, my house burned down.
01:19:18.000 I saw it burning down.
01:19:20.000 Are you denying the largest insurance?
01:19:21.000 That's a good one.
01:19:22.000 Are you denying the largest insurance payout for rioting on record?
01:19:26.000 Or just saying that because the corporate media, your employer, didn't report it, it didn't happen.
01:19:33.000 Who could possibly argue?
01:19:36.000 I sat in my Chicago apartment and watched people light cars on fire, fire guns at people in high-rises, and loot hundreds of local businesses twice last summer.
01:19:45.000 So yeah, I noticed.
01:19:48.000 So yeah, I know.
01:19:50.000 Denying what happened last summer is extremely cruel to everyone affected, and you don't have to be a GOP supporter to observe reality.
01:19:58.000 I guess you couldn't see Minneapolis and St. Paul burning from Princeton.
01:20:01.000 And then that awesome picture, fiery but mostly peaceful protests.
01:20:07.000 I can't believe people thought there was riots recently.
01:20:11.000 How stupid, right?
01:20:14.000 There were no riots.
01:20:15.000 And there was no, no cities were looted.
01:20:18.000 There was no looting in New York City and Soho.
01:20:21.000 Absolutely not.
01:20:24.000 What that is, you're seeing someone, a lot of littering.
01:20:26.000 They need to clean up better at Target.
01:20:28.000 And that, you're seeing someone in a rush.
01:20:32.000 And that is someone smoking cigarettes through a fire extinguisher.
01:20:38.000 And those guys are just guarding the store.
01:20:40.000 They're just security guards.
01:20:42.000 Look, everyone's hustling and bustling at Target.
01:20:44.000 Target had a great day that day.
01:20:46.000 And yeah, when you sell a lot of stuff, there's going to be some litter.
01:20:50.000 Not looters, it's litter.
01:20:51.000 They're litterers.
01:20:52.000 Yeah.
01:20:53.000 Literally.
01:20:54.000 Yeah.
01:20:57.000 Saw a good one.
01:21:01.000 I don't want, like, well, maybe I'm just a different kind of person.
01:21:04.000 I'm an old man.
01:21:06.000 But, like, I don't want anything at Target.
01:21:08.000 Like, a lamp.
01:21:09.000 Did you really need a lamp?
01:21:10.000 Nobody needs anything.
01:21:12.000 Need a disability.
01:21:13.000 You go to Target and you get like one thing.
01:21:14.000 Like, your son needs a putter.
01:21:17.000 And then maybe your wife buys a pot.
01:21:20.000 But like, to just grab random shit?
01:21:23.000 Shopping look like if you could walk into a store, grab what you want, and just go.
01:21:28.000 Welcome to Amazon Go.
01:21:32.000 No lines, no checkouts, no registers.
01:21:37.000 See?
01:21:38.000 Really there.
01:21:40.000 Yeah, you just get them from the truck.
01:21:42.000 That's even stupider because you're getting an opaque cardboard box.
01:21:47.000 Once you've got everything you want, you can just go.
01:21:51.000 Amazon go.
01:21:55.000 I'm going to look up the past things I got on Amazon.
01:21:59.000 And you can see how unbelievably stupid it is to steal those boxes.
01:22:04.000 Amazing.
01:22:05.000 Uh-oh.
01:22:07.000 Did I get kicked off of Amazon?
01:22:09.000 No fucking way.
01:22:12.000 Uh-oh.
01:22:14.000 They might be seeing live.
01:22:21.000 Okay, sign-in attempt.
01:22:23.000 Yes, I'm attempting to sign in.
01:22:26.000 I think I'm logged in here.
01:22:27.000 I approve this.
01:22:29.000 Okay.
01:22:30.000 You're logged in here.
01:22:32.000 Okay, few.
01:22:33.000 Casio watch?
01:22:35.000 It's not that I would be totally crushed.
01:22:36.000 I'd figure out a way to do it.
01:22:38.000 But yeah, don't read my shit out loud.
01:22:42.000 So, a bunch of stuff for my daughter's guitar, like a stand, a guitar stand for an acoustic guitar, a watch, a cheapo Casio watch for my son, some black dye.
01:22:56.000 I guess my daughter's dyeing one of her shirts.
01:22:59.000 A little cheap sewing kit, you know, those little tiny portable ones in a storage box.
01:23:04.000 Some makeup.
01:23:08.000 25 yards, white lace, trim roll patterns, lace ribbon for sewing, making, gift wrapping, and bridal wedding decorations.
01:23:14.000 Like, do you want this shit?
01:23:16.000 Manic, manic, a blow dryer.
01:23:19.000 Boy, my daughter's sure spending a lot of money on fucking Amazon.
01:23:23.000 Tights.
01:23:28.000 You know what?
01:23:28.000 Want to hear something fucking embarrassing?
01:23:30.000 I buy my wife lingerie, and sometimes I forget that I bought it.
01:23:34.000 Sometimes it's a drunk thing.
01:23:36.000 And I get this corset in the mail, this lacy corset with see-through tits.
01:23:40.000 And I'm like to my daughter, I go, this is not appropriate.
01:23:42.000 You're not wearing that.
01:23:43.000 And she goes, I don't want that.
01:23:46.000 And I went, well, what the fuck?
01:23:48.000 And then I went, oh, shit.
01:23:50.000 It's for my wife.
01:23:52.000 Oh, no.
01:23:53.000 It was bought to be inappropriate.
01:23:55.000 That's double embarrassing.
01:23:57.000 Okay, let's use the mind eraser from Men in Black and try to get on with our day, sweetie.
01:24:04.000 All right, let's jump to COVID now.
01:24:07.000 Aha.
01:24:09.000 Which has a bumper.
01:24:12.000 Is it the China one?
01:24:13.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, it sucks.
01:24:18.000 Your language is stupid.
01:24:20.000 Fucking Chinese.
01:24:22.000 Chinese virus comes from China.
01:24:24.000 Chinese asshole.
01:24:25.000 Just keep your hands off my dog.
01:24:28.000 So I think we all agree that China made this On purpose, it got out of hand, and they were trying out chemical warfare.
01:24:35.000 I wonder if the people who made it like when they see all the deaths in India right now, they go, Whoa, this uh this got a little crazy.
01:24:47.000 I'm fucking freaking out.
01:24:48.000 Hey, Towning Chur, are you freaking the fuck out?
01:24:52.000 India?
01:24:53.000 That never occurred to me.
01:24:55.000 I thought we'd make a few people sick.
01:24:57.000 It would be like cholera or something.
01:25:00.000 I don't know.
01:25:01.000 What's that other one we had?
01:25:02.000 The bubonic plague thing?
01:25:04.000 Oh, they had like a SARS bird flu.
01:25:06.000 Ebola.
01:25:07.000 Ebola.
01:25:07.000 I thought it'd be like a little Ebola.
01:25:09.000 Fuck, man.
01:25:10.000 I had a nightmare last night.
01:25:12.000 But go first to 3-3.
01:25:14.000 So, Tucker came out.
01:25:16.000 A lot of Tucker on today's show.
01:25:18.000 And it's very simple.
01:25:19.000 Here is the smoking gun.
01:25:23.000 The five leading members of the Association for Aerosol Research, these are the people who, the top experts in the world, they're over in Germany.
01:25:32.000 Or at least they gave a letter to the German government.
01:25:34.000 And these guys study the transmission of disease through the air.
01:25:39.000 They said, the transmission of SARS-CoV-2 viruses takes place indoors almost without exception.
01:25:48.000 Transmission outdoors is extremely rare and never leads to cluster infections as can be observed indoors.
01:25:57.000 In other words, if you wear a mask outside, you're a fucking loser.
01:26:00.000 Stop doing it.
01:26:02.000 It's bizarre.
01:26:03.000 And Tucker goes even farther.
01:26:04.000 He goes, ridicule people who wear masks outside.
01:26:08.000 Can we show some of it?
01:26:11.000 Masks prevent intimacy and human contact.
01:26:14.000 If I can't see your face, I can't know you.
01:26:17.000 Masks are for the guilty.
01:26:19.000 They're signifiers of shame and submission.
01:26:21.000 Until recently, many jurisdictions had laws against wearing masks in public.
01:26:25.000 Only Klansmen and armed robbers wore masks.
01:26:28.000 The rest of us showed our face.
01:26:29.000 We were free people.
01:26:31.000 But then we gave in to the demands of people like Eric Garcetti, and because we did give in, this grotesque version of Halloween went on for more than a year, and it's still going on.
01:26:40.000 Not even Tony Fauci still pretends that masks are medically necessary.
01:26:45.000 Instead, masks are purely a sign of political obedience, like Kim Il-sung pins and Pyongyang.
01:26:51.000 We wear them because we have to.
01:26:53.000 The only people who wear masks voluntarily outside are zealots and neurotics.
01:26:58.000 So they're trying to get him canceled now.
01:27:01.000 Folks who have plastic Barbies glued to shitty paintings and literally nail a troll to a board, don't, I would give up on getting Tucker canceled.
01:27:13.000 It's not happening.
01:27:14.000 He's the best thing that ever happened to Fox News.
01:27:15.000 I'm speaking totally financially.
01:27:17.000 He's got the best ratings out of any news show on the air right now.
01:27:21.000 I think he's up to like 3.2 million.
01:27:23.000 That's really good.
01:27:25.000 So fuck off and give up on that.
01:27:28.000 You can harass their advertisers and that will temporarily work, but Fox doesn't care and nor does Tucker.
01:27:33.000 So he'll have shitty ads for like three weeks and then it'll go back to good ads and car ads and all that shit.
01:27:41.000 That's all they do now.
01:27:42.000 They woke corporations is they capitulate temporarily.
01:27:44.000 I mean they will fire anyone you want if he's not making Tucker Carlson money for them.
01:27:48.000 But they'll just wait it out.
01:27:53.000 Little China Girl.
01:27:56.000 I saw this sketch some black chick did about our future, and it's so much better than the quality of most professional comedy sketches these days.
01:28:10.000 It's funny.
01:28:11.000 The average, the normal every man or every black woman is way better at jokes than Colbert, Fallon, all these sheep who get paid millions to bore us to death.
01:28:26.000 Wait, is the volume on?
01:28:31.000 Warning.
01:28:32.000 A cough has been detected.
01:28:34.000 For your safety and the safety of others, authorities have been dispatched.
01:28:39.000 Now we'll be working out shortly.
01:28:42.000 You will be taken to the nearest quarantine facility where you will be tested and monitored.
01:28:48.000 Please remain at your location.
01:28:50.000 Unauthorized movement is strongly prohibited.
01:28:54.000 We're all in this together.
01:28:58.000 I like how she brought rum with her.
01:28:59.000 That was great.
01:29:00.000 Yeah.
01:29:00.000 It made me think, wait a minute, are black women funny again?
01:29:03.000 And then I saw a show called Black Lady Sketch Comedy.
01:29:08.000 And here's why this show isn't funny.
01:29:10.000 And that previous one was.
01:29:12.000 That previous woman you saw decided to do a funny sketch because she's a funny person.
01:29:16.000 It wasn't based on her race or her gender.
01:29:18.000 It was based on her funniness.
01:29:20.000 This show, however, is affirmative action in comedy.
01:29:25.000 And Ryan and I checked it out and it fucking sucks.
01:29:31.000 Comedy is very, like, try affirmative action in skateboarding.
01:29:35.000 Skateboarding is a very rare talent to be able to do an Ollie kick flip or ride a half pipe.
01:29:40.000 If you started going only black woman skaters, which they're kind of trying to do, right?
01:29:44.000 HBO has a show.
01:29:45.000 Leslie Arfin does it.
01:29:47.000 Executive produced it where it's all female skaters.
01:29:50.000 They found all three of them in the world and they have their own show.
01:29:53.000 But if you generally did that with skateboarders and said, all right, this next skateboard competition is going to be all Irishmen, people would die.
01:30:03.000 And that's what happens with this show.
01:30:04.000 They're dying out there.
01:30:06.000 Oh, this is the opening sketch.
01:30:08.000 This is the Piesta Résistance.
01:30:11.000 Spooky Fog.
01:30:17.000 Let's go with Eerie.
01:30:18.000 Eerie Fog.
01:30:19.000 Okay, Eerie Fog.
01:30:22.000 All right.
01:30:23.000 Lots of horror jokes I noticed with these guys.
01:30:30.000 So is she a slave?
01:30:32.000 What era is this?
01:30:34.000 I don't know.
01:30:39.000 It's so surreal, this joke.
01:30:42.000 The only funny black woman in comedy are keen people.
01:30:45.000 The fog is coming.
01:30:46.000 We better run.
01:30:47.000 Wait, what's the fog?
01:30:49.000 No, we don't know what the fog is.
01:30:51.000 Do I look like a fogologist to you?
01:30:52.000 Because you're Virgo.
01:30:53.000 You always be knowing some random shit.
01:30:55.000 But Shanti, when has a mysterious fog ever been good?
01:30:58.000 Has that ever in the history of the world?
01:30:59.000 He goes, do I look like a fogologist?
01:31:02.000 Picked you up from the airport, or text you when your man was in the car?
01:31:06.000 No, let's go.
01:31:07.000 Come on.
01:31:09.000 Don't act like I'm the one out here asking dumb questions, okay?
01:31:11.000 You see what your problem is?
01:31:13.000 You're not a good motivator, okay?
01:31:14.000 You know I don't respond well to negative reinforcement.
01:31:17.000 Maybe if you took a more amicable tone.
01:31:26.000 Okay, so the fog is bad.
01:31:28.000 Not a joke.
01:31:31.000 So now you realize those two people, stop, stop, stop.
01:31:35.000 Now you realize those two people, they weren't slaves, they weren't from another era, they were skin cells on an ashy flight attendant's arm.
01:31:45.000 And the fog was dryness.
01:31:48.000 And that forest was her skin.
01:31:52.000 So then she puts lotion on, and then the skin cells feel good.
01:31:55.000 Denais' paper cut was a sinkhole.
01:31:56.000 Go back to see what they say.
01:31:58.000 Is that like the time when.
01:32:01.000 This is just like that time you thought Denae's paper cut was a sinkhole.
01:32:11.000 What?
01:32:12.000 Why is the cocoa butter named the fog?
01:32:18.000 He thinks it's funny.
01:32:20.000 You like that, Joker?
01:32:22.000 Why is the cocoa butter named the fog?
01:32:24.000 That's like bug spray being called the mosquito.
01:32:28.000 The fog is dryness in this metaphor.
01:32:30.000 It's bad for you.
01:32:31.000 So you wouldn't put the bad thing on the name of your fucking cocoa butter.
01:32:35.000 Then they're relieved.
01:32:36.000 I mean, I know you watch that and you go, well, at least it's original.
01:32:38.000 Yeah, that wasn't boring, making two people's skin cells.
01:32:42.000 You know what the acting is like, or the interaction is like Disney movies.
01:32:47.000 That's all that is.
01:32:48.000 There's Disney acting when there's like, like one of them's like the oblivious genie.
01:32:54.000 Like the genie's like, oh, I don't worry about anything.
01:32:56.000 And the other one's a panicker.
01:32:57.000 Yeah, you're right.
01:32:58.000 And they do that.
01:32:59.000 Nickelodeon will do that because they're talking to children.
01:33:02.000 They have to over emote.
01:33:04.000 Oh, yeah.
01:33:04.000 It's like anime face.
01:33:06.000 I noticed sitcoms, Nickelodeon sitcoms, the jokes are sold really hard with really loud laugh tracks.
01:33:12.000 What was that one where they're all sitting around in a room and they're talking about, can you still like something if it's bad?
01:33:19.000 Like Mel Gibson is an anti-Semite, but can you still watch his things?
01:33:24.000 And I'm watching it going, this is just a normal, rational conversation.
01:33:28.000 It's not funny.
01:33:29.000 It's a podcast topic.
01:33:31.000 Yeah, like, can you enjoy Michael Jackson when you think that he raped kids?
01:33:36.000 That's interesting.
01:33:40.000 Okay, okay, my turn.
01:33:41.000 Never have I ever stolen wet women except for the moment.
01:33:44.000 Never have I ever.
01:33:47.000 That one we called.
01:33:48.000 That one we predicted.
01:33:50.000 This is the strong black woman thing.
01:33:52.000 That one was an elusive joke about people who don't want to be badass bitches no more.
01:33:58.000 Laverne Cox is in it, of course.
01:34:00.000 Here we go.
01:34:02.000 Okay, turn this up.
01:34:03.000 Tell me how this is funny.
01:34:04.000 It's just interesting.
01:34:06.000 Okay, let me get this straight.
01:34:08.000 So MJR Kelly Gosby, canceled.
01:34:12.000 But I need clarity on the particulars.
01:34:14.000 Like, yes, Mel Gibson is a racist asshole, but I can still watch Lethal Weapon for Danny Glover, right?
01:34:19.000 And I fapped to Danny Glover too, so.
01:34:21.000 It's like a school group project, okay?
01:34:23.000 If one person fucks up, everyone gets canceled.
01:34:26.000 Canceled for how long, though?
01:34:27.000 What about Mike Tyson Mysteries?
01:34:29.000 If he did the time, the cartoon is fine.
01:34:31.000 The cartoon is not fine.
01:34:33.000 Okay, what if I'm trying to get into an empty house, but the family forgot to turn off the TV?
01:34:36.000 So when I get inside, naked, gun is on, but it's the scene with the- You know what I think?
01:34:42.000 I bet she grew up white, her black dad wasn't around, and she hams up her black accent for currency.
01:34:48.000 Yes.
01:34:48.000 Because you notice she is the whitest-looking person there and speaks the blackest.
01:34:52.000 She's the most versatile, too.
01:34:54.000 Because she could ran in and play a really good white girl, also.
01:34:58.000 Which is another character of hers?
01:34:59.000 No?
01:35:00.000 Yeah, she was like in that whole bad bitch sketch.
01:35:03.000 She was a super white girl.
01:35:04.000 Oh.
01:35:05.000 Kind of thing.
01:35:06.000 Well, the burglary is iffy, but OJ on TV?
01:35:10.000 Turn around and walk right out.
01:35:11.000 Wait a minute.
01:35:13.000 Ashley has R. Kelly on her phone.
01:35:18.000 Oh, I believe I can fly.
01:35:20.000 Do you now ask me?
01:35:22.000 I believe you alive.
01:35:24.000 Julie.
01:35:24.000 No, it was the Jessica Simpson cover.
01:35:27.000 You should have just said it was R. Kelly.
01:35:29.000 Okay, so we playing like that.
01:35:30.000 Robin, where's your phone?
01:35:31.000 Oh, you think I'm dumb enough to take your phone and not hide mine?
01:35:33.000 Ha ha.
01:35:34.000 Quentin's dumb enough.
01:35:36.000 Ooh, is this a gift of John Travau to look and confuse you?
01:35:39.000 What is this a joke here?
01:35:41.000 I zoned out.
01:35:42.000 What's up?
01:35:42.000 Yeah, these are people hanging out.
01:35:44.000 Come on.
01:35:45.000 And then she drops her phone.
01:35:47.000 Oh, she broke it.
01:35:49.000 This is the punchline, by the way.
01:35:52.000 Bitch.
01:35:52.000 Huh?
01:35:53.000 You want to die.
01:35:58.000 It's not a joke.
01:35:59.000 That's just normal friends hanging out with an intelligent question.
01:36:05.000 How does the artist's art affect your enjoyment of it when the artist is problematic?
01:36:13.000 Stone-face discussion.
01:36:15.000 That was sub-like Nickelodeon had a sketch show called All That.
01:36:19.000 Like, if I was sitting at that with those girls, I would be going like this.
01:36:24.000 Would anyone be laughing?
01:36:27.000 No.
01:36:29.000 That was podcast material.
01:36:30.000 All right.
01:36:31.000 That's all we got for the news, folks.
01:36:32.000 Let's jump over to the mailbag.
01:36:35.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
01:36:40.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
01:36:46.000 Let me touch it.
01:36:48.000 Oh, some woman sent me a letter and said, you keep calling it 650-pound life.
01:36:52.000 It's 600-pound life.
01:36:54.000 Okay.
01:36:54.000 And then I got talking to her and I had her send nudes.
01:36:58.000 And she sent nudes that were so pornographic that I had her, I called the police.
01:37:03.000 That's good.
01:37:03.000 No, just kidding.
01:37:05.000 But I said to her, how did you hear about this show?
01:37:07.000 Because I don't know who this audience is.
01:37:09.000 Like, I get that young men liked my YouTube videos because I said, you're not pieces of shit.
01:37:13.000 Don't believe the hype.
01:37:15.000 But then we have all these housewives who watch the show.
01:37:18.000 How did they, did they follow me on Twitter?
01:37:20.000 How did they end up here?
01:37:21.000 Folks at home, maybe you could email and say how you heard about censored.tv.
01:37:25.000 Right.
01:37:26.000 What got you here?
01:37:27.000 Because I'll get like an email from Indiana and it's a 45-year-old housewife with three kids.
01:37:33.000 I'm like, how did you get it?
01:37:35.000 How did I get across your radar?
01:37:38.000 650.
01:37:39.000 And so I asked her, and she goes, We saw some videos of you on YouTube around the 2016 election, been following you ever since.
01:37:45.000 Question.
01:37:48.000 Our 15-year-old son thinks you're hilarious, but do you think he's too young to watch your show or read your book?
01:37:53.000 That's a good question.
01:37:55.000 This was sent to my personal account, Ryan.
01:37:56.000 You're not going to find it.
01:37:57.000 Oh, I see.
01:38:00.000 The book is fucking raunchy.
01:38:03.000 Like, I wrote it when I had just one baby and no other kids.
01:38:07.000 And there's orgies in there and fucking cock sucking and shit and cum eating.
01:38:13.000 And sometimes if I'm hungover and fragile, I'll worry about my kids reading it and just go, what have I done?
01:38:20.000 But then later I go, it's just the truth.
01:38:22.000 Nobody cares.
01:38:22.000 Yeah.
01:38:23.000 People like that type of shit.
01:38:25.000 Every weird thing I find out about people that I know, you like it, right?
01:38:28.000 You know, I'm talking about kids, Ryan.
01:38:30.000 No, I know.
01:38:30.000 You're really often.
01:38:31.000 But you as a kid, if you found out stuff about your kids.
01:38:34.000 My dad was at orgies, I'd puke.
01:38:37.000 And if it was a female, I'm watching me more inclined to be a slut when there's this book I wrote where all the sluts are awesome.
01:38:43.000 Oh.
01:38:44.000 But I don't want my kids reading it until they're maybe 19, 20.
01:38:49.000 But as far as your kids, I think 15 is pretty adult.
01:38:55.000 I don't think there's anything.
01:38:57.000 Like my daughter is almost 15.
01:39:00.000 Well, she's 14.
01:39:01.000 But I don't want to watch anything that's sexual around her.
01:39:04.000 And if we watch a horror movie, I know that she's going to be sleeping in our bed for three days, so that's a pain in the ass.
01:39:10.000 But I don't think there's anything I wouldn't let her watch at 15.
01:39:13.000 You're basically an adult then, right?
01:39:15.000 Yeah, for the most part.
01:39:16.000 You're going to find stuff on your own, you know, so it's already out there.
01:39:20.000 And this show isn't so bad.
01:39:22.000 Nah.
01:39:22.000 In fact, we don't show porn on this show.
01:39:24.000 No, we don't.
01:39:25.000 If there's a scene, remember we went to crazy shit.com, which I'm addicted to, and the fighting on there and stuff is fun to watch, and they make funny compilation videos.
01:39:33.000 But there's a lot of pornography on it, so we don't show it on this show.
01:39:35.000 Right.
01:39:36.000 Or we'll warn if there's boobs.
01:39:39.000 That was too much of indecence.
01:39:42.000 We do swear.
01:39:43.000 I think every kid has to move out at 18, right?
01:39:47.000 What are you doing?
01:39:49.000 It's so you get a bunch of roommates.
01:39:52.000 And when you get roommates, kids, if you're in a house with like five guys, here is the key to the dishes.
01:39:58.000 You have a nail above the sink, and it has the names of all the guys who live there.
01:40:05.000 Gavin, Ryan, Joey, Mike, Benny.
01:40:09.000 And they're all in front of each other.
01:40:11.000 If you see your name at the front, these are your dishes.
01:40:16.000 I don't care if it's one spoon or they're piled to the ceiling and you haven't been there in two days.
01:40:21.000 Sorry, that's your problem.
01:40:23.000 So then you do all the dishes, put them away, and now you take your name and it goes back to the end of the line.
01:40:30.000 So what ends up happening is people don't want to let dishes pile up.
01:40:34.000 So they see their name there and they're like, holy fuck.
01:40:37.000 And if say there's like a cup and a bowl, and every time I say this to people, they go, well, just do your own dishes.
01:40:42.000 That doesn't work in a house of dudes.
01:40:44.000 People don't do their shit.
01:40:45.000 Dishes pile up and it's disgusting.
01:40:47.000 They pop the ceiling.
01:40:48.000 Remember with Nail and I, they think there was a rat in there.
01:40:51.000 So you see your name and you panic and you go, fuck, I got to get back to the end of the line.
01:40:55.000 And say you're lucky and you caught it with just a mug and a cereal bowl.
01:40:59.000 Boom.
01:41:00.000 Wash that up, put those back.
01:41:01.000 You got like probably three days to not worry about dishes at all.
01:41:05.000 But you got to move.
01:41:05.000 This sounds very gay.
01:41:07.000 No, it doesn't.
01:41:07.000 It's a good idea.
01:41:08.000 Fuck you, Tony.
01:41:09.000 Fucking Tony.
01:41:10.000 Fucking Tone.
01:41:11.000 Fuck you, Tone.
01:41:12.000 Oh, what the fuck?
01:41:14.000 Yeah.
01:41:14.000 Fuck Tony Soprano.
01:41:16.000 I almost had to turn last night's show off when you watched like three clips you've already watched and commented in depth in previous episodes and fucking watch them again with no clues.
01:41:25.000 You already commented on them.
01:41:27.000 You give viewers so much shit for it.
01:41:29.000 I'm sorry.
01:41:29.000 I was in LA yesterday.
01:41:31.000 This was a bank show we had recorded many weeks ago.
01:41:35.000 I didn't want to have no show and I didn't feel like recording an extra show on Friday.
01:41:40.000 So what you saw was basically a rerun.
01:41:44.000 Yeah.
01:41:45.000 And we actually, I remember we were, you know, I want to do a green screen of this.
01:41:49.000 So we went in depth, but this we did not go in depth.
01:41:52.000 And I thought there was actually new material there.
01:41:56.000 It's like bonus features.
01:41:57.000 But I guess we heard that guy.
01:42:00.000 Some of the shows will be shot.
01:42:03.000 Apparently you lost your mind and became Ryan yesterday when you covered two videos you've done in the past.
01:42:07.000 Yes, thank you.
01:42:08.000 I'm so sorry.
01:42:09.000 Different takes, I promise.
01:42:10.000 I watched it.
01:42:11.000 Man brings frying pan and plays whack and antifa game.
01:42:15.000 This is the oldest.
01:42:17.000 I know what this clip is.
01:42:18.000 It's in Canada.
01:42:19.000 Christian thing.
01:42:20.000 It's not a frying pan, it's a helmet.
01:42:22.000 And this is from a million years ago.
01:42:25.000 We showed it.
01:42:26.000 The guy with the cigarette was arrested for that.
01:42:28.000 Frying pan.
01:42:30.000 Frying pan.
01:42:31.000 Thanks, Kim.
01:42:34.000 Turtle with AIDS and face transplant burn victim.
01:42:37.000 Have they been seen in the same room at the same time before?
01:42:40.000 See evidence attached.
01:42:42.000 Oh.
01:42:42.000 And he has my father.
01:42:45.000 It's rude.
01:42:46.000 With a man.
01:42:47.000 I understand there's similarities there, but if you look closely, you can see my dad has eyes.
01:42:54.000 And that necklace thing.
01:42:55.000 He never wears that.
01:42:56.000 Yeah, my dad breathes out his mouth, not his neck.
01:42:58.000 Right.
01:42:59.000 But I see your point.
01:43:00.000 And the facial air is way different.
01:43:01.000 That guy got a face, by the way.
01:43:04.000 He can't see, but he got himself a face.
01:43:07.000 Because we have to see.
01:43:09.000 Hey, Faggot and Gavin, you were looking for Mark Hill, the fag that wrote that cracked article?
01:43:15.000 Here he is.
01:43:16.000 He also has his own website that is mind-blowingly cool.
01:43:23.000 Who is this guy?
01:43:24.000 He looks like Mark Pussy.
01:43:26.000 This is probably regarding yesterday's bank show.
01:43:28.000 Oh, right.
01:43:30.000 Mind-blowingly cool site, Me Hill.
01:43:34.000 Mark Hill.
01:43:36.000 Okay.
01:43:37.000 Yeah.
01:43:38.000 I don't know what you're talking about.
01:43:40.000 Confessions of an average boy, little lost things.
01:43:44.000 Okay.
01:43:45.000 It took me five seconds to find him on crack.com, so Ryan sucks at his job, which you already know.
01:43:50.000 I'm sorry, we don't know what the fuck is going on here.
01:43:54.000 So I don't remember them part of the show.
01:43:58.000 F off, better than Spacey.
01:44:00.000 Good morning, gentlemen.
01:44:02.000 Imagine Cuomo having sex during your own sex is better than Kevin Spacey.
01:44:07.000 You may vomit is the caveat.
01:44:09.000 Yeah.
01:44:09.000 To be good at it, if you will.
01:44:11.000 That crosses the line.
01:44:12.000 I'll try Cuomo.
01:44:13.000 You've done Cuomo before?
01:44:14.000 I could picture it.
01:44:15.000 It crosses the line.
01:44:16.000 Do you even usually have to do that to hold out?
01:44:23.000 But I could imagine Cuomo being very...
01:44:25.000 Well, you young people fuck so much that you don't care.
01:44:28.000 When you're married and the planets align and you have the house to yourself and you finally have a chance to fuck, you can't blow it.
01:44:35.000 It's a very important event.
01:44:36.000 Because that might ruin your next time, too.
01:44:38.000 He's like, ah, that last one sucked.
01:44:39.000 I'm not going to do it again.
01:44:41.000 Hey, Gavin, Rygai, local radio station host comedian got fired for an inappropriate tweet.
01:44:46.000 Could be an interesting addition to the lineup.
01:44:50.000 And what was his racist tweet?
01:44:59.000 Show transcript.
01:45:00.000 What was the...
01:45:04.000 Users on Twitter capture screenshots.
01:45:06.000 Have you got it?
01:45:08.000 No, I don't see the thing.
01:45:08.000 Users on Twitter.
01:45:09.000 Just that text there.
01:45:11.000 Capture screenshots of the post and share them throughout social media.
01:45:14.000 The image showed that Baker wrote guilty above a gif of a group of dancing black native men in loincloths.
01:45:23.000 That doesn't sound very bad.
01:45:26.000 Does it?
01:45:28.000 He joined it with an action that was intended to disempower and aid an action that was intended to mock.
01:45:32.000 It was a direct racist comment.
01:45:35.000 Fucking Minneapolis.
01:45:38.000 No, it's saying it.
01:45:38.000 He's saying divisive things.
01:45:43.000 You got to show this shit.
01:45:44.000 Yeah.
01:45:45.000 Well, here, there's the video of it.
01:45:50.000 Is it working for you?
01:45:51.000 No, how about you?
01:45:52.000 No.
01:45:53.000 Nice sight.
01:45:56.000 That was one of my rules back at Vice Days.
01:45:58.000 If we're talking about something, no matter what it is or how offensive it is, we have to show it and get good at it, if you will.
01:46:05.000 Including the Muhammad cartoons.
01:46:07.000 Soccer in this case, why girls shouldn't play football or soccer in this case, but this goes for any contact sport.
01:46:12.000 I love this part.
01:46:12.000 Male footballers were most often injured colloding with another player, while female players were most often injured from contact with the ball or go post.
01:46:23.000 Let's see it.
01:46:28.000 Yeah.
01:46:29.000 I've noticed this with women in general when they do man stuff.
01:46:32.000 Like on a movie set, they're a PA, and they'll always twist their ankle or something.
01:46:36.000 Or in the military, we spend all this money training these people, and then they get hurt.
01:46:41.000 And we can't use them.
01:46:42.000 It was a waste of money.
01:46:45.000 Good morning.
01:46:46.000 I'm okay.
01:46:47.000 It's a 10-minute clip.
01:46:48.000 Not sure why we're going to use it.
01:46:50.000 Hello, Gary.
01:46:50.000 Oh, that's not us.
01:46:53.000 Hi, Gabriel Myan.
01:46:54.000 I saw this video a while back and thought you could add some good commentary if you haven't already.
01:46:59.000 And this.
01:47:00.000 We all touched shit before.
01:47:01.000 Oh, my God.
01:47:02.000 Oldest clip in the world, Maria.
01:47:04.000 Women always send us old clips.
01:47:11.000 Warning graphic, be careful.
01:47:13.000 That's the guy who doesn't know how to wipe his ass.
01:47:14.000 Right.
01:47:14.000 We've all seen that a million times.
01:47:17.000 So the Democrats started going into Vietnam in the early 60s.
01:47:19.000 Don't show this picture yet, Ryan.
01:47:21.000 And the one who really got us into that shit, though officially we did not get in Vietnam until LBJ, South Vietnam was run by a Catholic.
01:47:30.000 This is what the assassination of President Dinh Diem being assassinated on orders of JFK looked like.
01:47:36.000 JFK kept killing our allies and installing leaders who were worse than the last.
01:47:40.000 JFK really did nothing good for our nation.
01:47:42.000 Let's be honest, he's only remembered because he looks nice.
01:47:46.000 As much as I loathe LBJ, the space program was always his baby, even when he was a Senate president.
01:47:53.000 JFK simply looked pretty and made a nice speech.
01:47:56.000 And then we have some guy assassinated with blood everywhere.
01:48:00.000 What's his head on?
01:48:01.000 Oh, a bowl?
01:48:02.000 Weird.
01:48:06.000 That was a weird one.
01:48:09.000 Dakota.
01:48:10.000 I recently watched Gav's talk in front of the SPLC and it was great per usual.
01:48:14.000 I do have some words of advice, though.
01:48:15.000 Albamanians don't want to see a rich guy from New York give a talk dressed as boss hog.
01:48:20.000 They think you're making fun of them.
01:48:21.000 These blue-collar guys appreciate authenticity and have such little tolerance for bullshit.
01:48:25.000 You'd be much better received if you were just yourself.
01:48:27.000 Anyway, I like your new sunglasses.
01:48:29.000 Yeah, but I wasn't really trying to win over Alabamians.
01:48:34.000 It was a press conference for the internet that happened to take place in Alabama.
01:48:39.000 But I guess if it goes to trial, the jury will be Alabamanians.
01:48:45.000 Alabama Indians.
01:48:47.000 That's a hard word to say.
01:48:49.000 Let's try it.
01:48:51.000 Pronounce Alabama.
01:48:58.000 Alabamanians.
01:49:00.000 Alabamanians.
01:49:02.000 Oh, I already figured it out.
01:49:03.000 Alabamians.
01:49:04.000 Oh, Alabamians.
01:49:06.000 Alabamians.
01:49:07.000 Alabamanians?
01:49:09.000 She just said Alabamanians.
01:49:10.000 Yeah, but that's what you said.
01:49:11.000 No.
01:49:11.000 First time?
01:49:13.000 Alabamanians.
01:49:14.000 Alabamians.
01:49:15.000 Alabamians.
01:49:16.000 Yes.
01:49:16.000 Alabamians.
01:49:18.000 Hey, Gav, have you checked out the Detroit post-punk band Proto-Martyr?
01:49:24.000 They've been around 10 years now.
01:49:25.000 Maybe you'll enjoy them.
01:49:26.000 And in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
01:49:38.000 Jump in the middle.
01:49:43.000 Oh, they're fine.
01:49:44.000 This guy keeps telling me to watch Mike Lee's short film, A Sense of History.
01:49:47.000 He sent that email about 50 times.
01:49:48.000 Russell, I'm never reading your emails on the show again because you nagged me too much.
01:49:52.000 And we already showed that fucking movie.
01:49:57.000 Might be ancient Chinese secret, but this is the power of one curious man.
01:50:01.000 Let me guess.
01:50:02.000 It's a viral video from 100 years ago.
01:50:04.000 4,000 years ago.
01:50:06.000 4,000 years ago.
01:50:08.000 Stonehenge.
01:50:10.000 Nobody knows how they did it.
01:50:13.000 How henge in his Flint, Michigan backyard to prove it.
01:50:18.000 Wally Wallington's not a scientist, but he knows a thing or two about moving rocks.
01:50:25.000 Wow, that's a 300-pound block.
01:50:28.000 That's a 1600-pound block.
01:50:30.000 Not too difficult.
01:50:33.000 He's a retired construction worker whose passion is moving heavy items.
01:50:38.000 Like a rule.
01:50:38.000 His seats always draw a crowd, mostly family.
01:50:42.000 I thought he's crazy.
01:50:44.000 Who cares about moving blocks around?
01:50:46.000 But then, when you look at the magnitude of the weights that he's moving around, it is really impressive.
01:50:52.000 He's not used to any equipment or anything.
01:50:54.000 In playing with blocks, Wally thinks he's discovered how Stonehenge was moved.
01:51:00.000 This is my first Stonehenge arch I permanently put in place.
01:51:03.000 This is three blocks, they weigh over a ton each.
01:51:06.000 It's all based on a very simple technique.
01:51:09.000 I thought my simple explanation for this, to move a block about the weight of a minivan, would be to place a stone underneath it.
01:51:16.000 And once I balance on it, I can spin it.
01:51:22.000 Of course, with that spin, you've seen I didn't go anywhere.
01:51:25.000 But I got two handles on my lever, and I could place another stone on this side.
01:51:30.000 Now, every time I spin a half rotation on each stone, I move the block horizontally, the distance between the stones.
01:51:36.000 With my own output, I could move a one-ton block 300 feet per hour.
01:51:42.000 Using this technique, he's moved everything from one-ton blocks to buildings.
01:51:48.000 But how'd you get it to get one point, a 30 by 40 pole barn that he moved 300 feet for me?
01:51:53.000 And it was more or less, you know, what else can we move?
01:51:56.000 And he looked at me and says, hey, can we move the barn?
01:51:58.000 And I said, sure, let's, you know, next thing you know, it was 300 feet in the other direction onto another piece of property.
01:52:04.000 What?
01:52:04.000 It can move barns.
01:52:05.000 What?
01:52:06.000 And Wally's betting, it moves stonehenges 25 times.
01:52:09.000 But how do you get it up high?
01:52:11.000 Raising these giants is a whole different puzzle.
01:52:14.000 Oh, here we go.
01:52:15.000 19,200 pounds.
01:52:16.000 Wow.
01:52:16.000 Yeah, it's 128 square feet of, or cubic feet of concrete.
01:52:20.000 Today, Wally hopes to solve it.
01:52:22.000 He'll put one of his theories to the test and try to stand this 19,200-pound block by himself.
01:52:30.000 I've tried to do this without any mechanical machinery at all.
01:52:33.000 I've used mostly sticks and stones for my equipment.
01:52:39.000 No pulleys, no hoists, no metal levers.
01:52:43.000 Just try to use gravity too, I believe is my favorite tool.
01:52:48.000 The first goal is getting this block three feet off the ground.
01:52:53.000 In order to move it up to this point, I just rock the block.
01:52:55.000 Imagine this was a black end.
01:52:57.000 How much we would have heard about her and just slide a board in.
01:53:03.000 Say her name.
01:53:04.000 Then I add the weight to that end.
01:53:07.000 Oh, that's a good idea.
01:53:08.000 And slide a board in on this end.
01:53:10.000 You get it?
01:53:11.000 This shoring box acts like a jack, slowly raising the block.
01:53:16.000 It's three feet off the ground, but tomorrow is the big experiment.
01:53:21.000 Standing it up.
01:53:23.000 Kids, stay back a little bit.
01:53:25.000 You can watch from afar.
01:53:28.000 They're here to watch Granddad.
01:53:30.000 The whole entire school should be a huge part of this project and going to see it every day.
01:53:36.000 Science teachers should be there.
01:53:37.000 Yes.
01:53:39.000 Every teacher remotely scientific, so engineering, masks.
01:53:45.000 Not chemistry, I guess.
01:53:46.000 History.
01:53:48.000 Science, history.
01:53:50.000 Photography class.
01:53:52.000 Take some pictures of the ship.
01:53:53.000 I'm going to guide it into the pit.
01:53:56.000 The easiest way I can explain this is this is just a big teeter-totter, and I got the big kid on that end, and he's going to go down, this end's going up.
01:54:05.000 He believes in his technique, but he's had some setbacks in the past.
01:54:09.000 One day I got thrown over top of a block, and a couple times I had the blocks roll off the top, and almost land on my feet.
01:54:17.000 One time I knocked myself out cold on the concrete.
01:54:20.000 Yeah, so it's all right.
01:54:22.000 That was fascinating.
01:54:23.000 We sure used a lot of time there.
01:54:28.000 All right, ready?
01:54:29.000 Dear Gav, I need your advice.
01:54:31.000 Here we go, folks.
01:54:32.000 We're going deep inside the soul of the subscribership.
01:54:37.000 About two weeks ago, I had sex with my friend's girlfriend.
01:54:41.000 Why?
01:54:43.000 After a fun night of good food, getting stoned, and watching movies, my friend went to bed in his room, and his girl and I remained on the couch smoking.
01:54:50.000 We were sitting close together, and I realized I had a boner.
01:54:53.000 She realized I was aroused and touched me there, and there was no turning back.
01:54:57.000 We didn't even use a condom.
01:54:59.000 I don't know what got into me as I'm really cautious about that type of stuff.
01:55:02.000 Honestly, she's not even my type.
01:55:04.000 Ever since then, the guilt has been slowly but surely eating away at me.
01:55:09.000 FYI, they've been together for about a year, and he really likes her more than she likes him.
01:55:13.000 I'd say, what should I do?
01:55:15.000 Well, you fucked up, didn't you, you stupid asshole?
01:55:18.000 Jesus Christ.
01:55:20.000 I mean, look at him.
01:55:21.000 He's pimping.
01:55:22.000 No, no, that's not the take.
01:55:25.000 Mike?
01:55:26.000 Terrible.
01:55:29.000 So what should he do?
01:55:31.000 If you don't want to get this shit kicked out of you, you just got to stop hanging out with him.
01:55:35.000 I think you should X both of those two.
01:55:37.000 Make up an excuse if you can, but get the fuck out of there.
01:55:40.000 You've totally betrayed your friend.
01:55:43.000 You stabbed him in the back.
01:55:44.000 You're not a good friend.
01:55:46.000 So you can't hang out with him.
01:55:48.000 Is he in danger?
01:55:49.000 Like if she uses that to hurt his feelings and he's crazy for her?
01:55:54.000 Yeah, when they break up, she's going to mention it.
01:55:56.000 It's going to come up in a fight and you're dead meat.
01:55:58.000 I fuck Daryl, by the way.
01:56:00.000 Oh, fuck.
01:56:01.000 And then he's like, I'm going to kill.
01:56:03.000 So be move.
01:56:04.000 Fear Gavrin, the illustrious NPR used your picture blatantly saluting a Nazi salute to adorn an article on how extremist group weaponize irony to spread hate.
01:56:13.000 It only mentioned you once in defense of the Proud Boys and seemed to primarily target Fuentes.
01:56:17.000 So instead of using his likeness, they used yours to help strike fear into the readers.
01:56:22.000 I think I included a link, but it was on Facebook, so you probably can't see it.
01:56:27.000 But it also included a screenshot, by the way.
01:56:29.000 My brother believes MPR is completely unbiased, and that's his only news source.
01:56:33.000 And then the pictures are some extremists weaponize irony and absurdity to recruit new members and avoid criticism.
01:56:39.000 Yeah, they couldn't just be that I'm funny.
01:56:41.000 A tactic that can mask their danger and draw in younger people to their movement.
01:56:46.000 So my jokes are a hocus-pocus fog on a stewardess's arm.
01:56:53.000 How extremists weaponize irony to spread hate.
01:56:59.000 You know, it's not a dog whistle.
01:57:02.000 It's like a Ouija board.
01:57:03.000 I can't see the article, can you?
01:57:05.000 No.
01:57:05.000 So we're not allowed to go there.
01:57:06.000 Thank you for making the screenshot, but I remember, I remember this guy, the guy who wrote the article.
01:57:13.000 He sent me, and I meant to read this on the show, so thank you for reminding me.
01:57:20.000 Yeah, you don't need Facebook.
01:57:21.000 You could just go on NPR.
01:57:23.000 Here we go.
01:57:24.000 What's his name?
01:57:25.000 Tom Dreischbach.
01:57:27.000 Yes.
01:57:28.000 Look him up.
01:57:28.000 He's such a fucking beta male pussy.
01:57:35.000 Oh, this is actually so long.
01:57:37.000 It might have to be an article.
01:57:41.000 This him?
01:57:41.000 Yeah, that's him.
01:57:42.000 Yeah, there he is.
01:57:43.000 So he goes, hi, Gavin.
01:57:44.000 I'm a reporter with NBR News.
01:57:45.000 I'm running because I'm working on a story about the conspiracy charges against Joe Biggs and Ethan Ordean for Friday.
01:57:49.000 That day a federal judge plans to rule on whether they, blah, blah, blah.
01:57:52.000 As part of a reporting, we're looking at some of the Proud Boys' violent rhetoric.
01:57:57.000 And I wanted to see if you'd like to comment or respond.
01:57:59.000 Essentially, we'll be reporting on how violence has been core to the identity of the Proud Boys from the beginning, citing the fourth degree.
01:58:06.000 Your past statement that I can't recommend violence enough, and your celebration of Nordine's punch of a counter-demonstrator in 2018.
01:58:16.000 We'll also reference the various controversies over the years in which you were accused of using anti-Semitic and racist language.
01:58:22.000 I understand you officially.
01:58:23.000 So first I made it clear that I'll sue your ass if you fucking lie.
01:58:27.000 Secondly, I said the fourth degree was clarified, and it's not encouraging violence against Antifa.
01:58:33.000 It says if you get fucked over and you end up in jail because of Antifa, you are a fourth degree.
01:58:37.000 It's a consolation prize, not an incentive.
01:58:41.000 And I said I can't recommend violence enough after NYU when we were attacked by a mob and we beat them up and fought back.
01:58:49.000 And I think it could have saved my life.
01:58:52.000 They pepper sprayed me.
01:58:53.000 I couldn't see a thing.
01:58:55.000 So in that case, yes, in self-defense.
01:58:58.000 And my celebration of Nordine's punch of a counter-demonstrator.
01:59:02.000 He was not a counter-demonstrator, you cunt.
01:59:05.000 He was an evil fucking Antifa cocksucker.
01:59:08.000 We just showed the punch a second ago.
01:59:10.000 And that was, for the millionth time, Antifa swarming Joey Gibson on his way back from a talk and trying to kill him, beat the fuck out of him on his way back to his car.
01:59:21.000 Proud Boys escorted that man, Joey, and made sure he got back to his car and was jumped by a mob of armed Antifa militants, not a counter-protester, who beat him with a collapsible baton.
01:59:34.000 And after taking two hits to the arm, Ethan knocked him out.
01:59:39.000 And that was great that Ethan fought back.
01:59:43.000 Celebration of Nordine's punch of a counter-demonstrator.
01:59:47.000 So then he says, I say, just email me the question so I have them on file.
01:59:50.000 And he says, is violence core to the identity?
01:59:57.000 Have you glorified violence?
01:59:59.000 Do you bear any responsibility for the role of the group allegedly played in the attack on the Capitol?
02:00:04.000 Like, these guys are so fucking lazy.
02:00:08.000 Some believe that you and your proud boy's use of irony and humor is a way to inoculate the group from criticism from people who take your most controversial statements.
02:00:16.000 And then he asks about the Jada Pinkett Smith thing and the 10 things they hate about the Jews and pushing the white supremacists, trope white genocide.
02:00:23.000 We all know the Jada Pinkett Smith thing.
02:00:25.000 10 Things About the Jews we all know about right on this show.
02:00:28.000 But I really resented this whole you're using humor to hide.
02:00:35.000 I go, so I said to him, leftist media is so desperate for Nazis, they willfully ignore jokes.
02:00:42.000 When they're told they're taking a joke seriously, they scream, he's hiding behind the joke.
02:00:46.000 This is people such as you forcing their narrative into places it doesn't belong.
02:00:51.000 Proud boys are like Animal House.
02:00:53.000 They're funny dudes, not Nazis.
02:00:55.000 However, if you keep attacking them, they will fight back.
02:01:00.000 Anyway, it's so boring.
02:01:03.000 To people like you, you know what's going on.
02:01:05.000 But I wrote like a thousand words explaining all of his misunderstandings.
02:01:11.000 Yet this article still comes out.
02:01:13.000 And it says, don't believe the hype.
02:01:16.000 Don't believe the jokes.
02:01:17.000 The jokes are secret tricks.
02:01:21.000 What a fucking little cunt, eh?
02:01:24.000 So did this just come out today?
02:01:27.000 April 26th, yesterday.
02:01:29.000 And isn't it funny they use this picture?
02:01:36.000 This is me.
02:01:37.000 This picture from the article they use is me after I did Ann Coulter's speech because she was banned from doing a talk in Berkeley.
02:01:46.000 And so I went and read her talk, and then we all went out for beers after.
02:01:49.000 And this is me saying Uhuru, joking around with the guys.
02:01:53.000 But it's always used as this white power picture.
02:01:57.000 This is ooh, oohuru.
02:02:00.000 White power has no oohs in it.
02:02:06.000 So it's Nick Fuentes, Nick Fuentes.
02:02:08.000 Let me see what he says about McInnes.
02:02:12.000 You got to just make it clear you're going to sue these fucking people.
02:02:14.000 It's the only way you get any truth.
02:02:21.000 Yeah, that's all they put in.
02:02:25.000 And then this guy has pictures from 1868 of the Klan.
02:02:31.000 If you're concerned about hate, my friend, why don't you do the Aryan nations?
02:02:35.000 Why don't you do black Hebrew Israelites?
02:02:38.000 You're not.
02:02:38.000 You're just concerned with men who have more testosterone than you making you feel bad.
02:02:43.000 So you have to discredit them by turning them into some sort of evil Nazis.
02:02:47.000 Because we were the guys that made fun of you in high school.
02:02:50.000 Anyway, that kind of shit pisses me off.
02:02:52.000 Let's move on.
02:02:52.000 Let's go to the final video.
02:03:11.000 Let's do Lawrence Fox at IKEA, the last one there.
02:03:14.000 I think about every month, would you say?
02:03:18.000 I'd say every month we discover someone who has the magic sprinkles.
02:03:23.000 Someone emailed me and said, I found someone with the magic sparkles.
02:03:26.000 No, it's sprinkles.
02:03:27.000 I saw that, yeah.
02:03:28.000 Sprinkles, not sparkles.
02:03:30.000 And it's just like, I can't explain why, what makes them this, but you just, there's funny, that's hardworking, funny.
02:03:39.000 Like, Tom Segura, and who's the other guy?
02:03:44.000 The bear.
02:03:46.000 Oh, Bert Kreischer.
02:03:47.000 Bert Kreischer.
02:03:48.000 Tom Segura has the sprinkles.
02:03:50.000 Bert Kreischer doesn't.
02:03:51.000 Their shows aren't that different.
02:03:52.000 They're both very enjoyable.
02:03:54.000 But Bert is just a hardworking guy who busted his ass and did some very good comedy.
02:03:59.000 Tom Segura, on the other hand, is the same, but he has those magic sprinkles.
02:04:04.000 Like John Belushi's eye, when it cocks up like that, that's the magic.
02:04:08.000 Or the way Louis C.K. goes, pew, fuck you, Jen.
02:04:12.000 I can't explain it.
02:04:14.000 Shut up, Janet.
02:04:15.000 It's just the magic.
02:04:17.000 And those guys don't have to work as hard.
02:04:18.000 And they are, I'd say, 1% of the population.
02:04:22.000 Very, very rare.
02:04:23.000 I'd say they're maybe 5 to 10% of comedians have the magic.
02:04:29.000 Anyway, this guy seems to have the magic.
02:04:31.000 You think I own this business?
02:04:35.000 You think I own IKEA?
02:04:37.000 I'm a part-time employee halfway through a two-week notice.
02:04:40.000 I don't give a shit.
02:04:41.000 I'm telling all my friends not to shop here.
02:04:43.000 Tell them.
02:04:46.000 You think I want five other you's running around the store?
02:04:49.000 You's?
02:04:49.000 Come call me.
02:04:50.000 I'll tell them.
02:04:51.000 You think you hate this place more than me?
02:04:53.000 I work here.
02:04:54.000 I know the sale ended last week, but can I still get a discount?
02:04:57.000 Do you hear yourself?
02:04:59.000 We can't go backwards.
02:05:00.000 Time marches on.
02:05:02.000 You want the sale from 15 years ago, too?
02:05:04.000 When's it end, Diane?
02:05:06.000 You want that price?
02:05:06.000 You're going to have to go through the quantum realm with Ant-Man.
02:05:09.000 Do you know how much money I spend here more than you should?
02:05:14.000 Meatballs ain't that good.
02:05:16.000 Save your money.
02:05:18.000 End my time.
02:05:19.000 Doesn't matter how much you spend here.
02:05:21.000 We don't thank our donors.
02:05:22.000 This is PBS.
02:05:24.000 Every time I come here, my order gets messed up.
02:05:26.000 Then stop coming.
02:05:28.000 Make my day.
02:05:30.000 Every time you come here, your order's messed up.
02:05:32.000 Sounds like you're making the mistake.
02:05:34.000 Look inward.
02:05:36.000 You're ordering the wrong shit.
02:05:37.000 I'd like to speak to your manager.
02:05:39.000 I'd like to speak to your mother.
02:05:41.000 Tell her she should be embarrassed.
02:05:44.000 She raised someone to act like a baby in public.
02:05:46.000 You want to speak to the manager, please?
02:05:48.000 The manager doesn't know what's going on.
02:05:49.000 Haven't you ever worked anywhere before?
02:05:51.000 I know that's not right.
02:05:52.000 I used to work here.
02:05:53.000 Well, things change.
02:05:56.000 Sorry they didn't run it by you first.
02:05:59.000 They used to work here.
02:06:00.000 Well, I used to be happy.
02:06:02.000 You walked in.
02:06:03.000 Can you just check in the back?
02:06:04.000 Can you just accept we don't have it?
02:06:07.000 The back ain't some magical place.
02:06:11.000 You understand this workshop?
02:06:13.000 In fact, there is a clipboard with our schedules and some brownies Darcy brought in.
02:06:17.000 The web Darcy brought in.
02:06:19.000 The website said it was in stock.
02:06:20.000 And what do your eyes say?
02:06:23.000 Sometimes it's wrong.
02:06:25.000 The website also has pictures of employees smiling.
02:06:28.000 You see that?
02:06:29.000 You go yell at your computer instead of me.
02:06:31.000 It'll get you the same result.
02:06:32.000 Nothing.
02:06:32.000 This is cheaper at other stores than shop there.
02:06:36.000 Why are you here?
02:06:38.000 Any directions?
02:06:39.000 I'll give you some.
02:06:40.000 I'll call you an Uber.
02:06:42.000 Cheaper at other stores.
02:06:43.000 I don't set the prices.
02:06:45.000 I'm a seasonal employee.
02:06:48.000 Quality, huh?
02:06:48.000 That was great.
02:06:50.000 That guy was fucking funny.
02:06:54.000 You know, I just remember about that NBR guy.
02:06:56.000 See, you can tell he's stuck in my crown.
02:06:57.000 I'm still pissed.
02:06:58.000 He said, I noticed you mentioned that you're working with a lawyer now who says bad things about Proud Boys or whatever.
02:07:04.000 Could you put me in touch with him?
02:07:07.000 What did he say?
02:07:08.000 He said, you acquired him or something?
02:07:16.000 Oh, yeah, I said, we've attained legal representation for people who lie about me and the Prowboys.
02:07:21.000 And he goes, do you know who the attorney is the group has, quote unquote, attained?
02:07:25.000 I'd like to reach out.
02:07:27.000 And I said, listen, motherfucker, it took 100% of my willpower to send you a comic collective response to your questions.
02:07:32.000 Don't put my verbs in quotes like I don't mean it.
02:07:35.000 You know you would buckle like a bitch if we ever met in person.
02:07:38.000 So don't play tough guy in an email.
02:07:40.000 And he just goes, thank you for your response.
02:07:42.000 And then proceeds to totally leave me out of the article because he's fucking scared because he's a pussy.
02:07:47.000 And that's what all of this shit is about.
02:07:49.000 Pussies.
02:07:50.000 This is all revenge of the hurt.
02:07:52.000 This is what clown world is.
02:07:55.000 They pretend they're going for justice.
02:07:58.000 They're not.
02:07:59.000 American prompt is all about lies.
02:08:01.000 It's all about a made-up narrative where they get revenge on the bullies in high school.
02:08:06.000 I don't know who they think we are.
02:08:08.000 This white supremacist bullshit.
02:08:10.000 This dumb fucking lie that cops are hunting blacks and blacks are being innocent angels and towns are not being burned down and domestic terrorism from the right is the biggest threat.
02:08:20.000 That's all a fucking lie.
02:08:21.000 It's not even close to true.
02:08:24.000 And the real psychology of it comes down to nerd fucking losers, geeks, wimps, people who weren't invited to parties in high school trying to get revenge.
02:08:37.000 And you know what really hurts them is that despite their like canceling us on Twitter or spreading a rumor or writing a little article, we're still living our lives.
02:08:48.000 Most of us still have the job.
02:08:50.000 You got us fired.
02:08:50.000 We got a new job.
02:08:51.000 You got me fired a hundred times.
02:08:53.000 I keep just making a new thing.
02:08:55.000 I got my loving wife that I adore, my beautiful children.
02:08:58.000 You do your little games.
02:08:59.000 You put signs on your lawns.
02:09:01.000 You try to thwart us because you're fucking miserable because you're not married.
02:09:06.000 You don't have kids.
02:09:07.000 Your job is a made-up job.
02:09:09.000 You're a blogger for NPR.
02:09:10.000 That's not a real thing.
02:09:12.000 You don't pay your rent with that.
02:09:14.000 Your parents pay your rent.
02:09:15.000 All these cunt New York bloggers who obsessively follow white males and waiting for them to slip up and sneer wrong or smirk or call some homo an idiot.
02:09:27.000 All those jobs are fake jobs.
02:09:30.000 You're not contributing to society.
02:09:32.000 You're dismantling it.
02:09:34.000 And we're not going to stand for it anymore.
02:09:36.000 If it takes lawfare, fine.
02:09:38.000 Whatever it takes, we're done with your bullshit.
02:09:41.000 You want to call me a potential Timothy McVeigh?
02:09:47.000 War.
02:09:49.000 Come on, my guy.
02:09:51.000 That was, you know, that was going to be a little more amazing than that.
02:09:55.000 That was going to be great.
02:09:56.000 Let's do it again.
02:09:58.000 You're going to call me a potential Timothy McVeigh, because I love this country and I'm patriotic and I stand up for the American family and I don't like big government and I want freedom and liberty.
02:10:08.000 You're going to call me a terrorist for that?
02:10:13.000 You could.
02:10:18.000 War.
02:10:18.000 War.
02:10:22.000 He says war.
02:10:23.000 I was going to try to have you guys both say it at the same time.
02:10:26.000 That would have been dope.
02:10:27.000 No, you fucked that up.
02:10:29.000 You fucked up this whole show.
02:10:30.000 I'm sorry.
02:10:31.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
02:10:40.000 I feel like I'm a dope.
02:10:48.000 Take your eyeballs with the lights out, grip.
02:10:50.000 Lights out!