Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E108

00:00:31.000 Who was that, Brian?

00:00:32.000 I knew you were going to ask me something.

00:00:34.000 I have no idea.

00:00:35.000 That's teke teke.

00:00:37.000 It's racism.

00:00:38.000 What's teke teke?

00:00:40.000 Okay, that I don't know either.

00:00:43.000 Tukey Tuke.

00:00:44.000 That's the Puerto Rican.

00:00:45.000 That's the...

00:00:46.000 Tukey Tukey.

00:00:47.000 That's in that.

00:00:49.000 What's that kind of music that Puerto Ricans like?

00:00:50.000 Reguitan.

00:00:51.000 Reguetan.

00:00:53.000 No, this Teke Teke is a ghost.

00:00:56.000 The Japanese, the way they control their children is with threatening ghosts.

00:01:00.000 Like, there's a ghost, if you go near the water, he comes out of the water and like eats your face.

00:01:05.000 And then this is this little girl who was split in half by a train.

00:01:10.000 And so this band's named after this ghost.

00:01:14.000 And so I guess you're telling kids not to go near trains.

00:01:18.000 You're scaring them away from trains.

00:01:20.000 A little intense, but whatever works, whatever gets your kids not killed.

00:01:24.000 Yeah, there she is, crawling around, cut in half.

00:01:28.000 That's fucked up.

00:01:29.000 Whirling around.

00:01:31.000 Japanese are capable of levels of creepiness that...

00:01:37.000 Remember that woman who they made her a robot of her dead child?

00:01:42.000 Oh, yeah.

00:01:43.000 I was talking about that in the car the other day when we were coming back from Mystic and my wife was like, shut up, shut up, don't worry, don't let it go, don't hear it, don't hear it.

00:01:50.000 And they had the little girl's voice in the robot?

00:01:53.000 Or was it just a hologram?

00:01:55.000 It was augmented reality.

00:01:58.000 And then, so she was hugging her and crying her eyes out, obviously.

00:02:06.000 In the twenty century, ghosts do exist.

00:02:15.000 After four years, she can see her again.

00:02:18.000 Okay, enough, enough, enough, enough.

00:02:20.000 I can't handle it.

00:02:20.000 What a way to start the show.

00:02:21.000 Jesus, H Christ.

00:02:22.000 That is terrible.

00:02:23.000 So that was the Koreans.

00:02:24.000 They're weird.

00:02:26.000 Boy, the text is very small today.

00:02:28.000 But they're not spooky weird, I guess.

00:02:30.000 No, they're pretty spooky.

00:02:31.000 Like the Jap spooks.

00:02:33.000 Japs outspook.

00:02:36.000 The nips outspook the gooks.

00:02:38.000 Yes, outspook the gook.

00:02:40.000 See, I'd be like, my favorite karma title of today's show.

00:02:43.000 Outspook the gook.

00:02:44.000 But our payment process is always scouring it for a reason to drop us.

00:02:48.000 Holly woke.

00:02:52.000 Scarlett Johansson, who might be the hottest woman in the world, right?

00:02:56.000 She said no to the Golden Globes, which annoyed me because I just saw her a couple months ago say, yeah, I'm a Hollywood actor.

00:03:03.000 I shouldn't be getting involved in politics and stuff.

00:03:06.000 It wrecks my roles, meaning like when you know my politics, you can't get lost in the film.

00:03:12.000 But this is when she was asked about serial pedophile Woody Allen.

00:03:15.000 Actually, I got to say, I don't really know what the fuck's going on with Woody Allen.

00:03:20.000 I've been going back and forth on that, and they keep coming up with new stuff.

00:03:24.000 I can't vouch for him.

00:03:25.000 I do like his movies, though.

00:03:27.000 But yeah, Tom Hanks, I mean Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise gave them back, and they're going to cancel them, which is a little late because it's already over.

00:03:37.000 No one watches these awards shows.

00:03:39.000 You see, what happened with Twitter and social media is we got to know people like Mark Ruffalo.

00:03:46.000 And before we got to know Mark, we thought he was a cool guy who was the Hulk and stuff.

00:03:51.000 And he was in a bunch of, he was in some hospital show.

00:03:55.000 And then you see him talk about banning fracking and losing people in upstate New York jobs.

00:04:02.000 He was my neighbor, upstate New York, not my next door neighbor, but in my same community.

00:04:07.000 And he killed fracking up there.

00:04:09.000 And then we see him, remember with whatever her name was, Olivia Wilde or whatever, and Michael Moore, singing Give Peace a Chance or something after Trump was elected?

00:04:21.000 And you go, oh, you're a fucking loser.

00:04:28.000 You suck as a person.

00:04:30.000 You're a nerd.

00:04:31.000 You're a stupid nerd.

00:04:33.000 And then you realize, wait a minute, I remember you guys from high school.

00:04:36.000 You were the drama club kids.

00:04:38.000 And the women were overly emotional and the men were just dim.

00:04:43.000 Look at them.

00:04:44.000 This is us getting to know them.

00:04:45.000 Wow, you found that pretty quick.

00:05:05.000 We are America.

00:05:07.000 He's so stupid, it's sort of like a character in a show.

00:05:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:05:11.000 Like Woody from Cheers.

00:05:14.000 He's like special.

00:05:17.000 We are, we all come from different places.

00:05:20.000 We are America.

00:05:22.000 What?

00:05:23.000 Are you talking?

00:05:25.000 What are you talking about?

00:05:27.000 So anyway, we got to know them and they lost all their glitz and glamour.

00:05:30.000 And then with Me Too and everything, we see these awards shows and all of a sudden, like with their gowns and everything, we just go, you're an asshole.

00:05:38.000 So they did it to themselves.

00:05:39.000 They lost their luster.

00:05:41.000 In the Humphrey Bogart days, you were like, ooh, it's Marilyn Monroe.

00:05:46.000 She's so fancy.

00:05:48.000 Now we have James Franco feeling up broads and then putting it up on Twitter.

00:05:52.000 So you peeled back the curtain and now you've all lost your luster.

00:05:55.000 And now we've discovered you're either perverts, pedophiles, or retards.

00:06:02.000 Look at this one.

00:06:03.000 This is the Asian girl.

00:06:04.000 She says that James Franco tried to rape her, sexually assault her.

00:06:09.000 Do you know her?

00:06:10.000 What's her name again?

00:06:12.000 Charlene Yi.

00:06:15.000 If you want to fuck Charlene Yi, you're gay and a pedophile.

00:06:20.000 She looks exactly like an 11-year-old boy.

00:06:24.000 Exactly.

00:06:25.000 I have a theory about her.

00:06:26.000 Remember the controversy with David Cross where he went up to her and he's like, Ching Chang Cho, do you know karate?

00:06:32.000 I think that was me.

00:06:34.000 Oh, I think I was with him, and I was doing a dumb racist joke, and she forgot it was me.

00:06:42.000 Look at her.

00:06:42.000 If you want to fuck her, we got problems, dude.

00:06:47.000 That's a weird phenomenon.

00:06:48.000 Isn't it a weird phenomenon when guys are into girls who look like they're 10?

00:06:51.000 Like, I saw this guy on the train last summer, and he was a big guy, kind of fat.

00:06:58.000 And, oh, I'm dying to eat you out.

00:07:01.000 We're going to fuck you from behind.

00:07:03.000 It's gay and pedophilic to like her.

00:07:05.000 Yeah.

00:07:06.000 But then you go, here's the funny thing about this.

00:07:08.000 And I like to bring up this subject at parties and everyone gets really uncomfortable.

00:07:11.000 But like, where do you draw the line?

00:07:14.000 For example, big fat guy, John Goodman, kind of a hipster dude.

00:07:18.000 And his girlfriend was shorter than Ryan.

00:07:21.000 So I guess that's a dwarf?

00:07:24.000 Right?

00:07:25.000 Normal height.

00:07:26.000 She was 5'2 ⁇ , or something, right?

00:07:28.000 And skinny.

00:07:30.000 And then she had pigtails on.

00:07:33.000 So let's assume she's like 24.

00:07:36.000 She had pigtails on.

00:07:37.000 She had little short shorts, like those gym shorts from the 70s with the tubing.

00:07:42.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:43.000 And then she had the same 70s socks with the stripes on them that went up to her knees and little white sneakers and a baseball shirt.

00:07:54.000 Now, I want her to have a happy life.

00:07:57.000 I don't think she should be deprived partners.

00:08:00.000 At the same time, especially with that outfit, isn't it depraved that he's attracted to that?

00:08:06.000 She looked younger than my 12-year-old.

00:08:10.000 So if she was in a group of 10-year-old girls, she would not look remotely unusual.

00:08:16.000 You'd only notice when she like, I don't know, talked about blowjobs or something.

00:08:23.000 So I disapprove.

00:08:25.000 I want to go up to them and say, I disapprove.

00:08:28.000 And here's another thing.

00:08:30.000 What about, I talked about this the other day.

00:08:31.000 What about that tall guy who's marrying that little midget from that TLC show?

00:08:36.000 He's 6'2 ⁇ , and he's marrying a midget.

00:08:40.000 Now, we all want midgets to find love.

00:08:42.000 It shouldn't be illegal to date a midget.

00:08:44.000 She's an adult.

00:08:45.000 But at the same time, aren't you kind of like, what are you fucking up to there?

00:08:51.000 Are you a pedophile who doesn't want to go to jail?

00:08:54.000 So you found a loophole?

00:08:56.000 Because if you are, I don't like you.

00:08:59.000 Like, how can you be attracted to a midget?

00:09:03.000 How can you be dying to fuck those little legs?

00:09:08.000 And when she's blowing you, I mean, yeah, like, is this woman attracted to little kids?

00:09:16.000 I mean, at least the men look...

00:09:18.000 No, they could have a beard or something.

00:09:21.000 Stubble.

00:09:22.000 I don't know.

00:09:23.000 I bet he's happy, though.

00:09:24.000 Yeah.

00:09:26.000 From his perspective, things are going great.

00:09:30.000 Yeah, it's fairly strange with women and midgets, but men and midgets is worse.

00:09:37.000 I don't know why.

00:09:40.000 And then you have my neighbors, when I lived in Williamsburg, it was a 35-year-old man, and guess how old his boyfriend was?

00:09:48.000 70.

00:09:49.000 Now, they're not reproducing, so it doesn't hurt society.

00:09:54.000 They're already gays.

00:09:54.000 They're already vegetarian lions.

00:09:57.000 They're already albinos.

00:09:58.000 They're already weirdos.

00:10:00.000 They're already freaks.

00:10:02.000 Africa doesn't count, Ryan.

00:10:04.000 Never, ever include anything but the West.

00:10:08.000 When I'm looking at actual public freakouts or anything and I see like, Filipino cop, shoot, I'm just like, boring.

00:10:15.000 Blip, blip.

00:10:16.000 Don't care.

00:10:19.000 How do you feel about that?

00:10:20.000 Like, what if your brother was marrying a midget?

00:10:22.000 You'd be mortified.

00:10:24.000 Like, what are you doing, dude?

00:10:25.000 Do you want to fuck kids?

00:10:26.000 What?

00:10:26.000 It's very unfortunate.

00:10:27.000 She's 30 years old, Gavin.

00:10:29.000 She doesn't look like it.

00:10:31.000 She looks like a fat kid with bow legs.

00:10:36.000 Yeah, if she has the same body type as children, then that's not a good look, dude.

00:10:41.000 And that chick with the pigtail, what if they play, like she goes, I've been a bad girl.

00:10:47.000 What if they play act shit like that?

00:10:48.000 That's bad.

00:10:49.000 That's clearly bad.

00:10:52.000 Or if you're like all, I don't know.

00:10:55.000 Is it like cannibalism fetish?

00:10:56.000 If a person has to eat food that looks like human brains and stuff like that, I'd say they're a weirdo.

00:11:02.000 But it doesn't make them a cannibal, but it's very close.

00:11:05.000 It's a silly joke.

00:11:06.000 If they're eating brains, food that looks like brains.

00:11:08.000 Here's a fun book, Selena Zito and Brad Todd, and it's called The Great Revolt.

00:11:13.000 And it is, they don't really seem to adore Trump.

00:11:18.000 Brad Todd, he's a political consultant.

00:11:20.000 He said that brilliant line where he goes, Trump supporters take him seriously, but not literally.

00:11:26.000 Journalists take him literally, but not seriously.

00:11:29.000 And the latter is a huge mistake because he should be taken seriously.

00:11:33.000 And no, he's not going to shoot someone in the middle of 52nd Street.

00:11:36.000 Dumbass.

00:11:39.000 But in this book, they do a ton of research and they get to know Trump supporters.

00:11:48.000 And they go, these people aren't stupid.

00:11:50.000 They're not racist.

00:11:51.000 They're not randomium.

00:11:53.000 They are middle Americans, hardworking Americans who feel like they're losing their country.

00:11:58.000 And you assume that their big issues are immigration and racism.

00:12:04.000 But that rarely came up.

00:12:06.000 You know what came up the most?

00:12:08.000 You'll never guess.

00:12:09.000 Well, guess.

00:12:10.000 What two issues came up the most talking to these people all around the country?

00:12:15.000 Constitution, rights?

00:12:17.000 Sort of.

00:12:18.000 Gun.

00:12:19.000 Yes.

00:12:20.000 Good guess.

00:12:21.000 Guns came up a lot.

00:12:23.000 And the number two I wasn't even surprised by, although that's what I always say I like about Trump, they were really disgusted by Obama going around the world apologizing for America.

00:12:36.000 If you recall, NASA devoted all of NASA's resources to going on speaking tours in the Middle East and thanking Muslims for their contribution to mathematics.

00:12:47.000 What?

00:12:48.000 Can you just...

00:12:49.000 Does Elon Musk have to do all the heavy lifting around here?

00:12:51.000 Can't you fly some shit into outer space and not go to Dubai and say sorry?

00:12:57.000 So Obama's global apologetic nature really pissed them off.

00:13:04.000 So stupid.

00:13:05.000 Jim Goad did a beautiful refutation of that.

00:13:11.000 So, anyway, you know what a lot of the book is, but it's fun to read anyway.

00:13:16.000 Like Heather McDonald's, The War on Cops, I'm still going through that these days, and I know it all.

00:13:21.000 But I don't know it all.

00:13:24.000 I know the general gist that cops are getting fucked over, but she gets into what degree.

00:13:30.000 And she also talks about the crime rate for black, for Hispanics and whites.

00:13:39.000 If you want to talk about a lives matter, there's a better case when you look statistically at who's getting shot unarmed for whites and Hispanics.

00:13:49.000 They are shot by cops much more, there it is, than how much they appear in the crime stats.

00:13:56.000 Go back to that.

00:13:56.000 I want to show you something funny.

00:13:58.000 Go down.

00:14:00.000 I hate the European symbol in the old archives, but go down to the bottom.

00:14:04.000 When you look up these old articles on TachyMag, page one, okay, so that's just a one-pager.

00:14:10.000 Sometimes it'll say next page, and it says next page incredibly small.

00:14:15.000 It might be in there.

00:14:16.000 Every time I send a link to people, I go, I actually send them the first page, and then I click on second page and send that too.

00:14:22.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:14:23.000 I'm noticing a lot of people talking about critical race theory these days.

00:14:26.000 I was talking to Maddie about it at the bar yesterday.

00:14:30.000 And then I was listening to the radio.

00:14:31.000 Howard Stern, they were talking about race theory or racism.

00:14:36.000 And he brought up a great point.

00:14:38.000 He said, look, if you're born after 1970, we're done.

00:14:43.000 There's plenty of arguments for slavery, Jim Crow, that say that America was bad and unjust and racist.

00:14:51.000 Very few dispute that.

00:14:53.000 The black guy, though, what's his name?

00:14:54.000 Jesse Peterson?

00:14:56.000 Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:14:57.000 He doesn't.

00:14:58.000 He's the only guy I met who thinks slavery was just fine.

00:15:01.000 You're not a real man until you pick cotton.

00:15:03.000 And Jim Crow, all those riots with the German Shepherds, they were asking for it.

00:15:08.000 Okay, that's a take.

00:15:11.000 That's a take.

00:15:13.000 But the rest of us go, yeah, that was bad.

00:15:15.000 But 1970, you can't do it anymore.

00:15:17.000 And so they bring up, and then what they'll do after that is they'll pretend you didn't say anything, and they'll go back.

00:15:23.000 They won't do slavery.

00:15:24.000 They know that's stupid.

00:15:25.000 And I think someone told them about white slaves.

00:15:28.000 And so they went, okay, then I can't use that anymore.

00:15:30.000 It died of old age.

00:15:31.000 But now they do the black Wall Street being bombed, which I'll happily accept as true and terrible.

00:15:41.000 And redlining, where blacks were zoned to be in certain areas and couldn't live in other areas.

00:15:48.000 That's fine.

00:15:49.000 That's good.

00:15:49.000 That's a good example.

00:15:51.000 By the way, this could be edited so badly where I'm like, slavery's fine and that's good.

00:15:56.000 Redlining is good.

00:15:57.000 No, redlining is a good example of America being bad.

00:16:01.000 Okay?

00:16:03.000 But that's all pre-1970.

00:16:06.000 I've always said this.

00:16:08.000 Martin Luther King was assassinated in 69.

00:16:11.000 That day, everyone went, we have to fix this, and got very worried about making blacks feel comfortable.

00:16:16.000 In fact, it was very cool to be black in the 70s.

00:16:19.000 Right after that, you had the Black Panthers with the wicker chair and the big afros and black power.

00:16:24.000 And it was awesome.

00:16:26.000 And yeah, Black Wall Street, that was horrible.

00:16:29.000 We also went into the Great Depression right after that.

00:16:32.000 Things sucked back then.

00:16:34.000 Do you want to be around during the Dust Bowl?

00:16:37.000 Do you want to be part of that?

00:16:39.000 Do you want to be part of the Industrial Revolution?

00:16:41.000 Children working in coal mines to death?

00:16:45.000 Sorry.

00:16:45.000 I know it was rough for your black grandfather.

00:16:47.000 It was pretty rough for my white grandfather, too.

00:16:50.000 I know you were slaves.

00:16:51.000 We were under siege from the English for 700 years.

00:16:56.000 Ever heard of the potato famine?

00:16:58.000 Do you know what the English did to the Boers in the Boer War of 1800?

00:17:03.000 It was Queen Victoria.

00:17:06.000 Burnt their homes to the ground, murdered their wife and children.

00:17:10.000 Do you know what happened to whites in Haiti during the slave revolt?

00:17:14.000 Children gutted alive.

00:17:16.000 Women raped to death.

00:17:20.000 They drank the blood out of human skulls.

00:17:23.000 Like a wasp video.

00:17:25.000 So things were shitty.

00:17:26.000 We all agree.

00:17:27.000 You just can't single out your shittiness and pretend you were unique, and you certainly can't do it in 2021.

00:17:34.000 So redlining is ancient news.

00:17:36.000 Black Stark Market, ancient news.

00:17:37.000 Jim Crow, ancient news, ancient news, ancient news.

00:17:40.000 Yeah, but that's, we still have those shackles.

00:17:43.000 We're still recovering from that.

00:17:44.000 What?

00:17:46.000 People have had stage four cancer and recovered.

00:17:49.000 Have you seen Hiroshima or Nagasaki recently?

00:17:53.000 They look like Wakanda, but nicer.

00:17:57.000 So I'm sorry your ancestors had a rough afternoon.

00:18:00.000 There's still people alive from the 60s.

00:18:03.000 Yeah.

00:18:04.000 They're pretty old.

00:18:06.000 They're 60, 70, 80.

00:18:08.000 What would you like me to do for them?

00:18:10.000 Give them a hug?

00:18:11.000 Okay.

00:18:11.000 Give them money?

00:18:13.000 What's a 70-year-old going to spend money on?

00:18:17.000 Anyway, I think it's a good way to handle the argument is to draw a line in the sand of, well, I'd say Martin Luther King's assassination.

00:18:25.000 You notice they are happy to do that with terrorism.

00:18:27.000 They go, there's barely been any Muslim attacks since September 12th, 2001.

00:18:34.000 And you go, oh, that's convenient.

00:18:36.000 You just did your own little redlining.

00:18:39.000 We just started right after those 3,000 dead people on 9-11.

00:18:46.000 So also in the news on censor.tv, I have a Larry Barnes competition.

00:18:50.000 We'll give you a year free membership.

00:18:53.000 If you already have a membership, which you do if you're watching this show, you can give it to someone as a gift.

00:19:00.000 So this is a poster someone made, and I have to look at it every day, and it sucks.

00:19:05.000 And I don't blame the guy.

00:19:06.000 It was nice of him to make it, but he's found some old picture of Larry and then another picture of Trinidad.

00:19:10.000 He's made a fake poster, a hodgepodge, and glued in an HBO logo at the bottom.

00:19:15.000 And it's obviously pretty tough to find pictures of Larry Barnes back then.

00:19:19.000 That was like the 80s.

00:19:22.000 But you guys are really good at this shit.

00:19:24.000 Find a Larry or find someone who can draw a really good picture.

00:19:27.000 Like, what's his name?

00:19:28.000 Brian Spencer.

00:19:29.000 He could do watercolor.

00:19:30.000 A lot of boxing posters are drawings anyway.

00:19:33.000 And make a good version of that.

00:19:34.000 Hi, Rez.

00:19:34.000 I want to print it out and give it to Larry.

00:19:38.000 Okay.

00:19:38.000 Maybe you can cover some of this.

00:19:40.000 Jacob.

00:19:41.000 Who's the kid who's doing all the stuff in boxing?

00:19:44.000 Got your hat.

00:19:45.000 Jake.

00:19:46.000 Jake Paul.

00:19:47.000 I wonder what.

00:19:48.000 Do you know his take on any of that?

00:19:50.000 That ain't boxing.

00:19:51.000 I would never talk to him about that.

00:19:52.000 I guess I will.

00:19:53.000 But I don't think these old guys even know about this one.

00:19:57.000 But I know the younger guys, they all say boxing is coming to a close.

00:20:02.000 It's dead.

00:20:04.000 And Triller was really bad.

00:20:06.000 The fact that people are really interested in Jake Paul at all and who has no problem sinking the whole thing with a bunch of rap acts and Snoop Dogg and Oscar De La Jolla shit face calling America USSA.

00:20:19.000 What?

00:20:20.000 And then saying, I will go to the ring like a champ.

00:20:23.000 I will fight champs.

00:20:25.000 And I will go down like a champ.

00:20:27.000 You just said you're going down.

00:20:29.000 I'm going down.

00:20:35.000 So yeah.

00:20:35.000 And then that last fight with Aguilera saying, ow, my head, like it's in soccer or basketball.

00:20:41.000 That was another bad sign.

00:20:42.000 By the way, stupid me, I showed you the wrong knockout.

00:20:45.000 I told you I was so excited about the Canelo fight that I started drinking early and I passed out and peed myself while Canelo was fighting.

00:20:52.000 I showed you some black dude.

00:20:54.000 It was a British guy he fought.

00:20:57.000 Now I'm told that they stopped the fight too early and it wasn't really a bad cut.

00:21:03.000 And then someone showed me this, but that's clearly not the guy.

00:21:07.000 What's his name?

00:21:07.000 Billy Bob Thornton or something?

00:21:11.000 Billy Joe.

00:21:12.000 That's not his skull.

00:21:13.000 That guy's missing a tooth.

00:21:15.000 You can't just put in a random picture of a shattered skull.

00:21:18.000 So I still haven't seen it, but if you're ending the fight for a small cut to the eye, maybe that's another bad sign.

00:21:28.000 Is that the whole fight?

00:21:29.000 That's the fight, though.

00:21:33.000 I can't hear anything.

00:21:35.000 Wow, these people are needs a big change.

00:21:44.000 I don't like that color.

00:21:45.000 What is that?

00:21:46.000 Teal?

00:21:47.000 Turquoise?

00:21:50.000 Yeah, it looks turquoisey.

00:21:51.000 I don't like turquoise.

00:21:53.000 I think that's my wife's favorite color.

00:21:55.000 Maybe we should get a divorce.

00:21:58.000 Imagine?

00:22:00.000 She sat on my glasses.

00:22:01.000 She'd had a bit of wine.

00:22:03.000 And I was like, what have you done?

00:22:05.000 These are six.

00:22:06.000 So he stopped the fight because of that.

00:22:09.000 Oh, that's it.

00:22:09.000 There was no knockout there.

00:22:11.000 Yeah.

00:22:13.000 He's fine.

00:22:19.000 I mean, I think he's fine.

00:22:19.000 I know that skull we just saw wasn't him.

00:22:21.000 He didn't get up from the stool.

00:22:22.000 Then my youngest boy, eight, he said, I heard him saying to my wife, when are you and dad getting a divorce?

00:22:28.000 Oh no.

00:22:31.000 I guess his friend's parents are getting divorced.

00:22:34.000 Oh, he thinks that's a part of the process?

00:22:36.000 I was mad about my glasses.

00:22:38.000 They weren't these, they're another ones.

00:22:40.000 But we're not getting a divorce because of that.

00:22:42.000 That'd be funny, though, in the court.

00:22:44.000 She said, oh, my glasses, Your Honor.

00:22:46.000 They're $650.

00:22:48.000 They're destroyed.

00:22:50.000 I'm never going to financially recover.

00:22:52.000 When I look forward, they fall off.

00:22:55.000 All right, we should get this show started.

00:22:59.000 There's a gas shortage going on.

00:23:03.000 And the amazing thing about it is the left is in total and under denial.

00:23:08.000 So there's lineups around the block.

00:23:11.000 They're calling gas stations who are answering the phone saying, hi, this is Sunny's.

00:23:15.000 I have no gas.

00:23:17.000 And the New York Times take is, there have been no long lines or major price hikes for gas.

00:23:24.000 It's up to $5 now.

00:23:27.000 Filling a tank of an SUV is shocking.

00:23:30.000 It's like $70.

00:23:32.000 And then Cernovich quotes Alexander Soliznitsyn, the free speech guy who's experienced the Soviet Union.

00:23:39.000 They know they're lying.

00:23:41.000 We know they're lying.

00:23:42.000 They know that we know they are lying, yet they still lie.

00:23:48.000 The other thing I've noticed with lefties recently is the job's report, it went great.

00:23:55.000 Joe Biden has provided 500,000 jobs, whereas Trump had only done 60,000 a month.

00:24:03.000 He's up to 500,000 a month.

00:24:05.000 Okay, no, even the DNC's, their reports are 200,000, but there's creating jobs and there's people having jobs.

00:24:13.000 No one is going to those fucking jobs because you gave them welfare.

00:24:17.000 And it's actually cheaper if you're making about 35 grand a year, which most men, young people are, it's cheaper for you to stay home, especially when you factor in all the costs of going to work.

00:24:28.000 So people are just going, fuck it.

00:24:30.000 I'm not going to work.

00:24:31.000 So then Biden's response is, we're not going to accept that.

00:24:35.000 So you can't have unemployment checks if you've been offered a job.

00:24:38.000 And then he goes, unless you're scared of COVID.

00:24:42.000 In which case you can stay home.

00:24:44.000 Okay, so in other words, nothing.

00:24:46.000 You're not doing anything about this because I'm just going to say I'm scared of COVID.

00:24:51.000 That's to be mentioned in my pet Biden.

00:24:54.000 So yeah, they think jobs are going great.

00:24:57.000 And I don't get Biden.

00:24:59.000 Like, I don't get how people can like him.

00:25:03.000 We're going to discuss this because there's a lot of things I don't get.

00:25:07.000 But before we get to the things I don't get, one other thing I want to talk about is Israel, Israel.

00:25:13.000 You know, I'm a Zionist, much to many of our viewers' chagrin.

00:25:16.000 I couldn't give less of a shit about Palestine.

00:25:19.000 And the only good thing about this war is seeing their rockets hit the Iron Dome.

00:25:28.000 Like, we give them a lot of money, $3.5 billion a year.

00:25:31.000 But boy, they spend it right.

00:25:33.000 The Island Dome is truly a lifesaver.

00:25:40.000 Uh-oh, we're going to die.

00:25:42.000 These bombs coming at us.

00:25:43.000 No, they're not.

00:25:43.000 Zoop, zap, bap, bop.

00:25:48.000 It's a force field.

00:25:52.000 Before I went over there, some anti-Semite was like, why don't you ask them if there's so many rockets being fired in, as they allege, why are there no Israelis being killed.

00:26:02.000 And I was in a place called Starat.

00:26:03.000 So, first of all, the answer to that is the Iron Dome.

00:26:06.000 But also, I was in a town called Starat, I think.

00:26:09.000 S-D-E-R-O-T.

00:26:11.000 And it is one big bomb shelter.

00:26:14.000 Every 15 feet, there's a bomb shelter, a big sort of cement hut, and every garbage is triple lined with cement.

00:26:24.000 So that's why Noah's Release dies, because the siren comes on.

00:26:26.000 They all have these apps on their phone, and they go and hide in these bomb shelters.

00:26:32.000 Anyway, the West is the best.

00:26:33.000 I consider Israel the West.

00:26:35.000 I don't consider Palestine the West.

00:26:37.000 It's Middle Eastern, so it can go fuck off.

00:26:46.000 Ilhan Omar is very angry about this.

00:26:49.000 Okay, I'm done the news part of the show.

00:26:51.000 I want to get into things I don't get.

00:26:54.000 Like I saw this video where this guy was saying, I eat food as a coping mechanism.

00:27:00.000 When I'm stressed out or I feel anxious, I have to eat.

00:27:04.000 I've been through some rocky times, some lawsuits, some trouble with my marriage, and my kids being terrorized by Karens.

00:27:13.000 And I lose like 20 pounds.

00:27:16.000 Every time my life is going bad, I lose 20 pounds.

00:27:20.000 So how are you hungry when you're stressed out?

00:27:24.000 Help me out here.

00:27:27.000 Another thing I don't get is blue-collar liberals here in New York City.

00:27:33.000 They'll be like, I'm fucking voting for Hillary.

00:27:35.000 Sometimes you see the union guys, like the Electricians Union and the Welders, whatever, the HVAC guys, and they've got these signs for Hillary.

00:27:44.000 And you just want to go up and you go, your union's making you do that.

00:27:47.000 You don't really like her, do you?

00:27:49.000 Like, look, I got to be out of here.

00:27:51.000 This is my job.

00:27:51.000 We're getting paid.

00:27:53.000 This is what we do.

00:27:54.000 But then I have heard like that dude at the bar we don't go to anymore who said the owner, Dennis, blue-collar dude, works at a golf range, doing like landscaping and shit.

00:28:06.000 I wish a big fucking rain would come and just wipe out the center of the fucking country.

00:28:11.000 Just leave the coastal towns.

00:28:13.000 That's all we need.

00:28:15.000 Now, I've heard that attitude from the likes of Amy Siskind, etc., but from blue-collar dudes, it doesn't fit in my earholes.

00:28:25.000 Here's another thing I don't get.

00:28:27.000 Hedonism 2.

00:28:28.000 Now, this is about to get very NSFW.

00:28:31.000 Maybe don't show the BJs.

00:28:34.000 But these boomers go there and just fuck like rabbits each other.

00:28:38.000 It's a giant orgy thing, which I could kind of get if you're single and young, but when you're married and 50.

00:28:46.000 And then another thing they like to do at Hedonism 2, besides showing their pink vaginas that have been battered to hell, is have sex with the staff.

00:29:01.000 And the husbands will get in there and take pictures as these giant black men rail their wife.

00:29:08.000 This is super not safe for work.

00:29:10.000 Whoops.

00:29:11.000 There you go.

00:29:12.000 There, that one's pretty fair.

00:29:14.000 Show one of the black guys railing a woman.

00:29:18.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:29:20.000 Sorry, folks.

00:29:21.000 It's the safest for work one.

00:29:22.000 That's pretty safest.

00:29:23.000 I could post that on Instagram, no problem.

00:29:26.000 This one, too.

00:29:26.000 Like, some guy is sitting there taking pictures going, whoa, she's really, my wife's really getting it.

00:29:32.000 That doesn't compute.

00:29:33.000 It's not like I disagree.

00:29:36.000 Oh, my stars.

00:29:37.000 Jesus Christ.

00:29:38.000 So Hedonism 2, I really don't get, which brings me to a new segment called 10 Things I Don't Get.

00:29:56.000 Hello.

00:29:57.000 Here are 10 Things That I Don't Get.

00:30:00.000 They've been explained to me.

00:30:01.000 I've looked into them.

00:30:02.000 They don't fit in here.

00:30:04.000 I can understand a lot of shit.

00:30:05.000 I understand gays.

00:30:07.000 I get it.

00:30:08.000 You're into cocks.

00:30:10.000 I'm not into cocks, but I can see being into them.

00:30:12.000 Sometimes if I was masturbating, I'd be like, yeah, my dick.

00:30:16.000 So I see it, you know?

00:30:18.000 I guess you're kind of gay when you masturbate because you're rubbing a dude's dick and you're into it.

00:30:25.000 You're like, yeah.

00:30:26.000 You're not like, eh.

00:30:27.000 So that's gay.

00:30:28.000 So I get it.

00:30:29.000 Planes, those are weird.

00:30:31.000 It's a building.

00:30:32.000 It doesn't really make sense.

00:30:34.000 But like a bumblebee seems to defy physics.

00:30:37.000 But you go, it's just tons and tons of gas is exploding around this engine and aerodynamics.

00:30:43.000 I can get it.

00:30:44.000 Or like those copper coils you wrap around something with a magnet and the next thing you know they generate electricity.

00:30:49.000 Okay, it's a weird freaky combination.

00:30:51.000 It's almost like a chemistry thing where you mix this and this and it goes.

00:30:55.000 Got it.

00:30:56.000 These I don't get and I've told you this a hundred times.

00:30:59.000 Number 10, World War I. So there was a guy, Franz Ferdinand, and he got assassinated, so the whole world had to die.

00:31:11.000 I don't understand this fucking war.

00:31:13.000 I get World War II.

00:31:14.000 Germany was being bad with Japan and Italy, and we said no and fought back.

00:31:20.000 Easy peasy.

00:31:21.000 But this is like five countries per coalition.

00:31:26.000 They all banded together and then they thought that group is more powerful than us or they're about the same.

00:31:32.000 So let's do a preemptive strike and just obliterate them and then we can run Europe, I guess?

00:31:39.000 Like, take the six dudes who killed Franz Ferdinand and arrest them for terrorism.

00:31:45.000 Goodbye.

00:31:45.000 Get a new Franz Ferdinand.

00:31:47.000 Let's move on.

00:31:48.000 We don't need millions of dead bodies all over the fucking place.

00:31:52.000 Weird war.

00:31:53.000 I even get Vietnam.

00:31:55.000 I think it was dumb that we went to do Charles de Gaulle's billing and get him Vietnam back.

00:32:00.000 Every other war, I'm like, yeah, okay.

00:32:02.000 World War I doesn't fit in here.

00:32:06.000 I was going to put cigars on this list because I have trouble believing that you guys actually enjoy cigars.

00:32:12.000 But I just sort of got it.

00:32:16.000 I don't like cigars.

00:32:18.000 And I think a lot of you guys, you just like the concept of the cigar.

00:32:22.000 I'm the cigar guy.

00:32:23.000 But like, do you really smoke them alone?

00:32:28.000 I'm open to the possibility that you do smoke them alone.

00:32:30.000 So it didn't make the list.

00:32:32.000 Another one that didn't make the list is guys don't seem to care what women's shoes are.

00:32:36.000 Like, I'd rather fuck Rosie O'Donnell with stilettos than Jessica Elba with platform flip-flops.

00:32:43.000 Like, sports sandals are a deal breaker.

00:32:45.000 Many shoes are a total deal breaker for me.

00:32:48.000 And when a guy's describing, oh, she looks so hot, she came in, she had this mini skirt, and I'm like, what were her shoes?

00:32:53.000 And he goes, what?

00:32:54.000 What are you, fag?

00:32:55.000 I don't care.

00:32:57.000 Well, it could have ruined the whole outfit.

00:32:59.000 What if she had skechers on and a nice dress?

00:33:03.000 We're done.

00:33:05.000 Or those stupid little mini socks?

00:33:08.000 That was the worst thing about Canadian parties.

00:33:10.000 Everyone had to take their shoes off at the door because it's snowing all over the place.

00:33:13.000 So everyone at the party is in socks.

00:33:16.000 And guys look like pussies in socks.

00:33:18.000 And then girls are all just like some great hot dress and then just little socks.

00:33:25.000 There's a way around that too, though, with girls.

00:33:26.000 You could wear cute little fun socks with little candy canes on them or something.

00:33:31.000 That gives us a boner.

00:33:32.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:33:33.000 Number nine, sewing machines make me African.

00:33:38.000 Because I see that and I go, that is the voodoo.

00:33:43.000 The white man mixed machine that defies physics.

00:33:46.000 I actually had this explained to me and then I unlearned it.

00:33:49.000 It's like it just can't get in here.

00:33:52.000 I don't, I get sewing with your hand.

00:33:54.000 You go in there, then you take your hand away, then you grab the needle on the other side and you pull it through.

00:33:59.000 That makes sense.

00:34:00.000 But how can a machine going make a knot?

00:34:05.000 Well, there's another one that comes around, but I don't understand how when you're done sewing, you can't just go brrp.

00:34:11.000 Like, how is it so sealed?

00:34:14.000 You catch it at one end.

00:34:15.000 There was an Aboriginal tribe in Papua New Guinea, I believe.

00:34:21.000 And they used to be connected to the mainland.

00:34:23.000 This is hundreds of years ago, and they were showed how to use a needle and thread.

00:34:28.000 But when the geography of the island changed and they were isolated again, they unlearned that and no longer use a needle and thread.

00:34:38.000 They actually evolved backwards and became less advanced.

00:34:42.000 And that's how I feel with sewing machines.

00:34:44.000 I've actually worked through this before and then lost it.

00:34:49.000 They're magic.

00:34:50.000 And I talk to people who are involved in physics and stuff and they go, yeah, those things freak me out too.

00:34:55.000 They made a deal with the devil.

00:34:58.000 Eight.

00:35:00.000 Holding hands.

00:35:04.000 What are you doing?

00:35:05.000 Is she going to blow away?

00:35:08.000 I don't understand this.

00:35:10.000 I just love her so much.

00:35:11.000 Okay, stop and give her a hug then if you're overwhelmed.

00:35:15.000 Take her home and fuck her.

00:35:16.000 But why do you need the intimacy of holding hands?

00:35:20.000 It's so illogical.

00:35:22.000 You're walking.

00:35:23.000 It hinders your walk, too.

00:35:26.000 I don't get it.

00:35:28.000 I mean, I get that seven-year-olds do it or something when they're sort of pretending that they have those emotions and it's not fully formed yet.

00:35:37.000 But adults holding hands, it's not romantic.

00:35:39.000 It's silly.

00:35:42.000 And sometimes it has a weird like, we're in love kind of thing.

00:35:48.000 Like I've noticed this sometimes with white chicks dating a black dude, they'll sort of look at you when you're holding hands and they'll be holding hands with their black boyfriend or whatever.

00:35:56.000 Then they look at you like, I bet this is rocking your world.

00:36:00.000 And you go, you're dating someone that you're in love with.

00:36:05.000 You're not a revolutionary.

00:36:06.000 You're getting spooned by your boyfriend.

00:36:08.000 That's not really blowing any minds.

00:36:11.000 Number seven, who the fuck gives a shit about Dave Portnoy's pizza reviews?

00:36:19.000 There's about 100,000 pizza joints in America.

00:36:23.000 There's one down the street from me right now.

00:36:25.000 There's always one down the street from me.

00:36:27.000 The odds of me going to Travelino in fucking wherever the hell this is, New Hampshire, are about one in 100,000.

00:36:36.000 So I don't give a shit if you like this place.

00:36:38.000 I'm not going to fucking Nikki's Pizza in Miami Beach.

00:36:42.000 Why would anyone watch these?

00:36:44.000 Like, how many people go to Tavolino's?

00:36:47.000 Maybe a radius of like 100 people or so?

00:36:50.000 So this has like 200,000 views.

00:36:55.000 Let's hear it.

00:36:56.000 And it's, I haven't really watched many of them because I don't give a shit about random pizza places, but isn't he usually like, this is okay.

00:37:06.000 He gets crunchy, cheesy.

00:37:10.000 Pretty much a loose gap there.

00:37:13.000 A loose thing.

00:37:14.000 But it's good.

00:37:16.000 Okay.

00:37:17.000 If you ever near Tabolinos, maybe have some pizza.

00:37:22.000 I wonder what this is on the app.

00:37:24.000 I'm going to go.

00:37:28.000 I don't fucking care about...

00:37:30.000 And pizzas, at least here in New York, it's all basically the same, and it's all really good.

00:37:35.000 And in LA, it all sucks.

00:37:37.000 Okay, got it.

00:37:39.000 Number six, calculus.

00:37:41.000 I took it in college.

00:37:46.000 My dad made me.

00:37:47.000 And then one day, one day, I just went, wait a minute, I'm 19 years old.

00:37:52.000 I don't live at home.

00:37:54.000 He says he'll help me pay my tuition.

00:37:56.000 Tuition back then in Canada was like $1,400.

00:37:59.000 I'm making okay money as a janitor at the school.

00:38:02.000 I don't need your money, thanks.

00:38:03.000 This fucking sucks.

00:38:05.000 I'll take an extra shift.

00:38:06.000 Cleaning.

00:38:07.000 What alien language is this shit?

00:38:10.000 And all I would do is memorize the little things you do.

00:38:13.000 Like, I remember I was doing shit like 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis.

00:38:19.000 Find the derivative of that.

00:38:20.000 So like for y cubed, you take the little 3 down and it becomes a 2.

00:38:25.000 Something about when it goes from little to big, it becomes 1 less.

00:38:29.000 And then you multiply it by what is near.

00:38:31.000 I had no idea what I was doing.

00:38:33.000 I just memorized a series of silly tricks.

00:38:35.000 And that question, by the way, would be your entire final paper and it would be three pages for that one little problem.

00:38:42.000 And I'd get like a 51.

00:38:44.000 And dude, I had to sit at the front row, like have a huge breakfast of coffee, not be remotely hungover, and then just have my hand up every 10 seconds.

00:38:52.000 What does that mean?

00:38:53.000 Why?

00:38:54.000 How do you do that?

00:38:55.000 And the teacher was, of course, Chinese.

00:38:57.000 He's like, look, we need to get this show.

00:38:59.000 You need to smash the subscribe here because you're taking up the hosht lesson with your questions.

00:39:05.000 And I'm like, you're speaking Chinese to me right now.

00:39:11.000 And so I'd always ask my old man, he's a mathematician.

00:39:13.000 I go, you know, all those years, well, it was really just one year.

00:39:16.000 All those essays, that calculus shit, I know what algebra is.

00:39:20.000 You have a formula with some missing variables.

00:39:23.000 So you do the formula anyway, and you figure, I'll figure out this variable later.

00:39:28.000 I understand that.

00:39:29.000 But I go, what the fuck is calculus?

00:39:31.000 And he goes, it's the rate of change, my boy.

00:39:34.000 You're measuring the rate of change.

00:39:36.000 What does that mean?

00:39:38.000 The rate of change?

00:39:39.000 Like I was driving at 30 miles an hour, now I'm going at 60 miles an hour?

00:39:42.000 I don't understand anything about calculus, and I never will.

00:39:47.000 By the way, kids, I know you say to your math teacher, I don't need this in real life, and it's true.

00:39:52.000 You will never use calculus.

00:39:54.000 You'll probably not even use algebra, but you will have to solve complicated problems.

00:39:59.000 So I guess what I'm saying is calculus is as important as Sudoku or any other silly brain teaser, like that ad you always see on Instagram where you pull the thing out and then the lava washes all your money away and you cry.

00:40:14.000 Number five.

00:40:15.000 This one I really don't fucking get.

00:40:18.000 Gigantic mansions.

00:40:20.000 Now, if you have a big room and a home theater like Anthony Coomi does, I kind of get that.

00:40:26.000 But Anthony's home outside of, like, stop.

00:40:30.000 What is this?

00:40:31.000 Is this for when I have 300 people coming over for dinner?

00:40:35.000 And you see these houses, rich people love to show off.

00:40:38.000 Oh, I have a 27-room house.

00:40:40.000 It used to be a hotel.

00:40:43.000 And you go, it still is.

00:40:44.000 It's just an abandoned hotel.

00:40:46.000 How the fuck are those 27 rooms ever filled?

00:40:52.000 And say they were.

00:40:53.000 Say you had all of your relatives and all of their friends over.

00:40:58.000 Well, you probably have 27 relatives.

00:40:59.000 So 27 rooms are full of relatives.

00:41:02.000 Okay.

00:41:03.000 Now you're just at a hotel.

00:41:04.000 Like, how do you eat?

00:41:05.000 You see these rich, these mansions, these big dinners where the dining room table is like 60 feet long.

00:41:13.000 You're in a long restaurant.

00:41:15.000 You can't talk to that person way over there.

00:41:17.000 So you just talk, like any dinner, any dinner with more than five people is a pain in the ass.

00:41:22.000 Even five, you'll notice they pair off.

00:41:24.000 I think it should be like three, four max.

00:41:29.000 27?

00:41:30.000 And that's 27 rooms.

00:41:31.000 So now we're up to like 56 people at this dinner.

00:41:34.000 The fuck are you doing?

00:41:36.000 And I live in a house that's way too big.

00:41:38.000 I have to text my kids when it's bedtime because I don't know where the fuck they are.

00:41:42.000 We're all in little different...

00:41:44.000 It's like I had a divorce and my kids moved out, but we're in the same fucking house.

00:41:48.000 Like, that's nice.

00:41:49.000 You have a big living room.

00:41:51.000 I get a big living room and I get maybe even two extra rooms for guests, like your in-laws and your parents.

00:42:00.000 And then maybe a room for each kid in your room.

00:42:03.000 So like five or six rooms.

00:42:04.000 Max.

00:42:05.000 And that's crazy.

00:42:06.000 Now you have two rooms just sitting there rotting when you don't have your in-laws over for Christmas.

00:42:12.000 But like dozens and dozens of rooms just to show off?

00:42:16.000 You're a fucking loser.

00:42:18.000 You're a dork.

00:42:19.000 I'm embarrassed for you because you live in an abandoned hotel because you want to show off to your friends.

00:42:24.000 Like look at this dumb fucking room.

00:42:27.000 There's a bunch of those.

00:42:28.000 And look at this.

00:42:28.000 Stop.

00:42:29.000 Stop.

00:42:30.000 What does this person say to this person?

00:42:33.000 I had a big dinner like this with Peter Thiel and Ann Coulter and Buck Sexton and a bunch of people.

00:42:39.000 And Ann was the one running it.

00:42:40.000 And so she put me and a couple of other loudmouths down here.

00:42:46.000 And then the shy people got to be up next to Peter.

00:42:48.000 Peter was sitting here.

00:42:50.000 And so I'm hooting and hollering back here, trying to keep the ball rolling.

00:42:54.000 It's like doing stand-up or something.

00:42:57.000 I'm working the room.

00:42:58.000 It's a fucking...

00:43:00.000 It was a nice dinner.

00:43:01.000 I'm not looking gift horse in the mouth, but it's just not conducive to a conversation.

00:43:06.000 So I don't know why you live in a fucking abandoned hotel.

00:43:09.000 You're stupid.

00:43:11.000 Nice gay chandelier.

00:43:18.000 Four.

00:43:21.000 Guys who get girls pregnant.

00:43:23.000 Now, having a kid when you're young is beautiful, and we're talking about this in today's show.

00:43:28.000 It's kind of the central focus of today's show, and it's great.

00:43:31.000 But what I don't get is when it's an accident.

00:43:34.000 And I would go, how did you get her pregnant?

00:43:37.000 The condom broke?

00:43:39.000 I fucked 8 million women before I was married.

00:43:42.000 I'd always check the condom before I would jizz, or I would pull out and just come on her bum.

00:43:49.000 You know when it's coming.

00:43:50.000 You started beating off before most boys, they start beating off when they're like 12, 13, before they can ejaculate.

00:43:56.000 It just goes red and they stop.

00:43:57.000 They don't even orgasm yet.

00:43:59.000 So you have it down to, you know, like the millisecond it's going to happen.

00:44:02.000 And I've talked to guys, like, remember that black comedian who died?

00:44:06.000 What was his name?

00:44:07.000 Chris Brown?

00:44:08.000 And he was just like, yeah, it feels good.

00:44:11.000 No, Chris Black.

00:44:13.000 Remember he used to co-host the show with me?

00:44:16.000 Chris Cotton?

00:44:16.000 Chris Cotton.

00:44:17.000 That's it.

00:44:17.000 Chris Black.

00:44:18.000 And it's cotton whoops.

00:44:21.000 Brown, black, cotton, you know, that kind of stuff.

00:44:26.000 But he was just like, oh, I have to come into a thing.

00:44:29.000 It has to be either a pussy or a mouth.

00:44:31.000 I can't jizz on anything.

00:44:32.000 And I go, I understand it feels better to be in a thing, but you cannot?

00:44:37.000 He was saying it like he was allergic to his penis being revealed when he ejaculates.

00:44:43.000 Now, luckily, he was married and super Christian, so everything was fine.

00:44:46.000 But these people who do it by accident, they just go, oh yeah, it feels good.

00:44:50.000 I don't know.

00:44:50.000 It's just going and got lost in the moment.

00:44:53.000 Okay, by that logic, you also should diarrhea yourself regularly.

00:44:57.000 Oh, no, it had to go really bad.

00:44:58.000 It felt good.

00:44:59.000 I just pushed it out and filled my pants, and I washed my pants later.

00:45:03.000 It was fine.

00:45:04.000 Don't get it.

00:45:06.000 And again, all of these things I have spoken about many, many times and talked to many, many people about them.

00:45:13.000 And there's just this Israeli iron dome here where the rockets just cannot get in.

00:45:20.000 And that goes for fake tits.

00:45:25.000 I dated a girl with fake tits.

00:45:27.000 And she had a long talk with me about the lack of attention I pay to her breasts.

00:45:31.000 I couldn't, it would zap me out of it.

00:45:37.000 Okay, so go back to the first boob job.

00:45:40.000 Those are fucking disgusting.

00:45:41.000 Because they always go, oh, I was, I lost a lot of weight.

00:45:45.000 Like this girl that I dated, she goes, I was kind of chunky, and then I lost all the weight.

00:45:50.000 So they were kind of sagging.

00:45:51.000 You know who doesn't like sagging tits?

00:45:53.000 Fucking loser babies.

00:45:55.000 Men from the ages of like 17 to maybe like 23.

00:46:00.000 They're like, oh, gross, those are totally saggy.

00:46:02.000 After we start getting into women and really understanding their essence, we love an ice droop.

00:46:09.000 We'll take fucking six pencils.

00:46:13.000 I wanted them to hang down like penises when she's on all fours, swinging around, knocking shit over like a dog's tail.

00:46:22.000 So those were perfectly fine, although it looks like you did already have some work.

00:46:26.000 But those were great.

00:46:27.000 They were human.

00:46:28.000 They were made by God.

00:46:30.000 And you were like, nope, I'm going to make these stupid fucking balloons.

00:46:34.000 Look how pretty she is, too.

00:46:35.000 Beautiful, kind of an Arab-looking woman.

00:46:38.000 And she added these balloons.

00:46:39.000 When you feel them, the ones I, the girl I did, I could feel the seam of the bag.

00:46:44.000 My dad could have those.

00:46:46.000 What have you done?

00:46:48.000 Keep going.

00:46:49.000 So like you're touching someone.

00:46:51.000 I mean, it might as well be like that face modification with the plate or the big plugs.

00:46:56.000 You're touching someone in bed.

00:46:57.000 You're doing this like primal thing that goes back to the beginning of man.

00:47:02.000 And then some Jewish guy has been there before you making tits.

00:47:09.000 You know what I mean?

00:47:10.000 Like, it's almost like the guy is there with her, like pushing her hips onto you going, yeah, you like that?

00:47:18.000 There we go.

00:47:18.000 Now we got a rhythm going.

00:47:20.000 Like, get out of my bedroom.

00:47:21.000 Possibly ain't that straight.

00:47:24.000 Let's hear what she has to say.

00:47:26.000 It's all great news.

00:47:31.000 I hate that young girls are getting now.

00:47:33.000 But I on it, like, I taught, I met one guy.

00:47:36.000 I don't know what I should do.

00:47:37.000 We were doing a pilot for Vice, David Cross and I. And he was the video editor.

00:47:42.000 And he's like, oh, I fucking love fake tits.

00:47:44.000 How come you not like fake tits?

00:47:45.000 Big fucking tits.

00:47:47.000 And I was like, wow, here we are.

00:47:49.000 I feel like Indiana Jones because I don't know guys who like fake tits.

00:47:52.000 I see fake tits everywhere, especially Dallas.

00:47:55.000 But I very rarely come across a guy who prefers fake tits.

00:47:59.000 Now, if you've had like the worst dugs in the world, like sagging pizza slices with no meat in them, I understand that.

00:48:08.000 But those are very rare.

00:48:10.000 My experience has been tits that are bad enough to get a tit job are maybe 2% to 3% of tits.

00:48:16.000 What's this now?

00:48:18.000 She's pushing manscaping?

00:48:21.000 With the Lawnmower 3.0, you can perfectly groom everywhere below the belts.

00:48:26.000 Of course, this got a million clicks because young men see tits and go, yeah.

00:48:30.000 But she looks like a fucking third-grade hooker.

00:48:35.000 Number two, we discussed this yesterday, but it's important he goes on the list.

00:48:39.000 And these are all in order of importance, by the way.

00:48:42.000 Chip Chipperson.

00:48:43.000 So Jim Norton, who I like, and I love his Doug Bell, great guy.

00:48:48.000 Does this guy who's not funny, everyone seems so uncomfortable when they're on his show, do you laugh with or at Chip?

00:48:57.000 Like, if I was on this show, I would just sit there catatonic going, he's playing a guy who's not funny.

00:49:06.000 I don't get it.

00:49:07.000 And I, by the way, as a little side note, I'm sick of humor that mocks something that sucks.

00:49:12.000 Like when Tim and Eric do a bad infomercial.

00:49:14.000 Yeah, infomercials are bad or even SCTV.

00:49:17.000 They would mock bad TV.

00:49:19.000 And it's like, yeah, make good TV.

00:49:21.000 That's impressive.

00:49:22.000 Mocking a fake bad thing?

00:49:25.000 Let's hear some of this.

00:49:28.000 That's what I was called from Mexico.

00:49:30.000 I was a dreamer.

00:49:31.000 You were a dreamer, kid?

00:49:32.000 I just wanted to be grow up and be someone special.

00:49:35.000 You've achieved that.

00:49:36.000 Yeah, you made your dream come true.

00:49:37.000 What do they call you now?

00:49:39.000 Fucking.

00:49:40.000 Yeah.

00:49:43.000 Succeeder.

00:49:45.000 Succeeder.

00:49:46.000 I used to say, if at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do succeed.

00:49:51.000 What?

00:49:54.000 What were you doing when you would say that?

00:49:56.000 Just fucking being funny.

00:49:58.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke.

00:50:00.000 So that's enough.

00:50:02.000 I do not get it.

00:50:04.000 I don't know why anyone goes on that show.

00:50:05.000 I don't know why Jim insists on doing this character.

00:50:08.000 I'm not even offended.

00:50:10.000 Again, I do not understand how anyone can like that.

00:50:14.000 It's sort of like that, what's it called?

00:50:17.000 That Zambuki?

00:50:18.000 Oh, I should have had that on the list.

00:50:20.000 No, that kawuki, that mushroom drink that smells like foreskins.

00:50:24.000 Kombucha.

00:50:26.000 You probably drink that shit.

00:50:27.000 I like it.

00:50:29.000 Of course you do.

00:50:31.000 You don't just drink my foreskin juice.

00:50:33.000 Why don't you just, I won't shower for three days.

00:50:35.000 I'll pull back my foreskin, and then you can just pour water over top of my bell end into a glass of water.

00:50:42.000 Okay?

00:50:42.000 It's not enough of it.

00:50:43.000 That's my problem.

00:50:45.000 I'll stir a glass of water with my foreskin if I haven't washed it in a week.

00:50:50.000 Okay?

00:50:50.000 Then you get free mushroom juice.

00:50:53.000 Sounds like it'll be diluted, but all right.

00:50:56.000 Number one, the most number one thing I don't understand is liking Joe Biden and saying, that's my president.

00:51:06.000 I know I totally get hating Trump.

00:51:08.000 He's an acquired taste.

00:51:09.000 Gotcha.

00:51:10.000 You're not into loudmouths.

00:51:12.000 We're good on that.

00:51:14.000 But, and even Kamala Harris, I understand you liking Kamala Harris.

00:51:19.000 You're wrong, but I get it.

00:51:20.000 But how can you look at Joe Biden, hear him talk, and not go, what the fuck have I done?

00:51:26.000 And I've talked to liberals about this, and I've never got a good answer.

00:51:29.000 One of them just said, I don't watch the news.

00:51:30.000 I just, I haven't watched the news since he won.

00:51:33.000 And then another common refrain from then is, he stutters.

00:51:38.000 Okay.

00:51:39.000 Let's hear this guy stutter, shall we?

00:51:44.000 Let's watch him stutter.

00:51:48.000 That's what a stutter is.

00:51:52.000 I have never been particularly poor at calculating how to get things done in the United States Senate.

00:51:57.000 Okay.

00:51:58.000 So the best way to get something done, if it holds near and dear to you that you like to be able to anyway there we go we're going to get a lot done Jesus Christ mister you okay in there he says to his brain like how can you watch that and not go oh I don't get it

00:54:12.000 from the New York art scene yes he lived on you know in Little Italy actually I don't know if he lived in Little Italy but he was in part of that group but that doesn't mean he was tough New York is obviously full of arty farty faggots and that's who De Niro is.

00:54:28.000 He just did Mean Streets once and then Raging Bull and he became that guy.

00:54:34.000 And then what happens with actors, they're so dumb and weak that they, yeah, Jello Biafra is a real tough guy.

00:54:40.000 Will you stop distracting me with those, please?

00:54:43.000 They become so dumb and weak that they become that guy.

00:54:47.000 And I've told you about that a few times.

00:54:49.000 Like Tupac.

00:54:50.000 Tupac was a raging queen.

00:54:52.000 He wasn't gay, but he was like one of the girls.

00:54:54.000 And he was a dancer.

00:54:55.000 Ooh, I love to dance.

00:54:56.000 And I'm in the drama club in New Orleans and school.

00:55:00.000 And I just, I think dance is so important.

00:55:02.000 It's such a great way to express yourself.

00:55:04.000 And then he was in the movie Juice, where he played a gangster and people go, oh, you're a badass.

00:55:09.000 And he's like, yeah, I'm a badass.

00:55:16.000 Do you have a message?

00:55:17.000 He's Gadzikoto, basically.

00:55:19.000 Consolation for those mothers.

00:55:20.000 Yeah, I do.

00:55:24.000 Like with Yummy, when he passed on, you know, I know that hurt his family.

00:55:28.000 No, no, this is a good place to be.

00:55:29.000 I know he's already started to become the gangster.

00:55:33.000 I didn't do this.

00:55:33.000 They say it right now, they still say too much.

00:55:35.000 Yeah, I know a girl who went to high school with him.

00:55:38.000 And he was like, loved girls and dancing and drama.

00:55:42.000 Oh, here we go.

00:55:43.000 This is the one.

00:55:44.000 And also, they fear teenagers are angry.

00:55:50.000 At least this generation seems a little angrier to me and a little bit more rebellious and uninvolved.

00:55:56.000 So they're scared because they're realizing that, you know, what's going to happen when we get all these people.

00:56:00.000 Those shiny eyes and that hand is a little dangerous.

00:56:04.000 Human nature to be scared to watch the common Tupac Shacome.

00:56:14.000 All right.

00:56:15.000 Let's jump into feminism.

00:56:18.000 Hell yeah.

00:56:21.000 This is a fun song.

00:56:25.000 Feminism.

00:56:27.000 That one always surprises you.

00:56:31.000 Here's a sweet story about a family who, well, now the boy is four, but they knew that he was a boy when she came out at the age of two.

00:56:48.000 Two.

00:56:49.000 For those of you without kids, two is when they start speaking.

00:56:53.000 They walk at one and two, they're like, I'm a mobado, ma bado, my ice queen.

00:57:00.000 That kind of talk.

00:57:02.000 Oh, and also, don't misgender me.

00:57:06.000 I'm a boy now.

00:57:10.000 Can you believe this horse shit?

00:57:12.000 It's so, and when they say it, it's so obvious that they're putting words into his mouth.

00:57:19.000 I know he always goes without saying, but it's really true that we absolutely, we adore Stormy.

00:57:24.000 We love him so much.

00:57:25.000 And we're so proud of him and so proud of the choice that he has made.

00:57:29.000 And, you know, I, 18 months ago, two years ago, if I'd heard this story from somebody else, I wouldn't have believed it.

00:57:37.000 And I mean that absolutely sincerely.

00:57:39.000 I wouldn't have believed it.

00:57:40.000 I thought it was all made up.

00:57:42.000 Wait a minute.

00:57:42.000 I thought it wasn't real.

00:57:44.000 Wait a minute.

00:57:45.000 His child is four.

00:57:46.000 They said that they knew the kid was this way at two.

00:57:50.000 That was two years ago.

00:57:51.000 You just said two years ago you wouldn't believe it.

00:57:55.000 What are you drinking there?

00:57:57.000 La crawl.

00:57:59.000 Why?

00:58:00.000 Just a nice way to have some flavor in my life without women.

00:58:03.000 Boys don't drink that.

00:58:05.000 Nick Fuentes does.

00:58:06.000 Nick Fuentes.

00:58:08.000 Okay, he's eight years old.

00:58:11.000 But he's a tough liberal.

00:58:14.000 No, he's not a tough guy at all.

00:58:15.000 I love the Groipers, but they are not tough.

00:58:18.000 Remember we went to that America first thing and they go, Antifa found out where we are.

00:58:22.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:58:23.000 They all ran.

00:58:24.000 I remember walking waiting for us.

00:58:27.000 Why don't we stay here and kick the shit out of them?

00:58:28.000 It's like Scott Greer can take like nine guys.

00:58:31.000 Yeah.

00:58:31.000 It's not the Hoolies or the Bloods who found out where we are.

00:58:35.000 It's not fucking MS-13.

00:58:37.000 The Hoolies.

00:58:38.000 MS-0.

00:58:41.000 Multiple sclerosis.

00:58:42.000 I mean, some of them are literally in wheelchairs.

00:58:44.000 Yeah.

00:58:46.000 But it wasn't real.

00:58:47.000 I thought the whole thing was made up by parents.

00:58:49.000 But I absolutely, because I've seen it, I've experienced it and I've learnt about it.

00:58:54.000 I absolutely support what Stormy is.

00:58:57.000 I think as a society, we tend to want to put people into a girl or a boy box.

00:59:03.000 That just fits with what we know.

00:59:04.000 That fits with how we.

00:59:06.000 Plus, I love that she's saying totally logical things as it's some strange quirk.

00:59:11.000 So that's the thing about us as people.

00:59:14.000 You know, we have a strange compulsion where it makes us feel better to look at a little girl and say, that's a girl.

00:59:20.000 Right.

00:59:20.000 To drink water.

00:59:21.000 To survive.

00:59:23.000 And for eight hours every night, we just stop talking.

00:59:26.000 We just lie there.

00:59:28.000 You know, and our heart rate goes down and we breathe slower.

00:59:31.000 And then eight hours later, every day, literally like clockwork, we wake up and, oh, it's breakfast.

00:59:39.000 It's not.

00:59:39.000 And at dinner, when we're stomachs are more settled, we'll have a steak or something.

00:59:43.000 But in the morning, it's just maybe an Egg McMuffin.

00:59:49.000 It's eggs, it's toast, it's a bit of jam, it's tea, it's coffee.

00:59:56.000 And why?

00:59:57.000 It doesn't make any sense.

00:59:58.000 Why do we do it?

00:59:59.000 I mean, something about us where we'll be annoyed with someone, yet we won't go get a sword and behead them.

01:00:07.000 I mean, Muslims will, but most of us don't do that.

01:00:09.000 It's just a funny thing.

01:00:11.000 No, it's called society.

01:00:14.000 It's called the history of humans.

01:00:18.000 You can't just make up silly rules and then call us weird for not following them.

01:00:22.000 My son was convinced.

01:00:25.000 He was Superman from the age of four till I'd say nine, eight.

01:00:33.000 He wore out several Spider-Man.

01:00:35.000 Oh, did I say Superman?

01:00:36.000 Spider-Man.

01:00:37.000 He wore out several Spider-Man costumes.

01:00:39.000 They would reek.

01:00:40.000 My wife would have to keep watching them.

01:00:41.000 He had one that had webs here.

01:00:43.000 We had ones with muscles.

01:00:44.000 We went through them like that.

01:00:46.000 And he wore the web out just by running.

01:00:48.000 Like he would wear out his Spider-Man costumes.

01:00:50.000 And kids grow so fast, they almost never wear out their clothes at that age.

01:00:54.000 I didn't throw him off a building.

01:00:56.000 I didn't have him climb walls.

01:00:57.000 Actually, I did.

01:00:58.000 I would hold his waist, and then we'd move up the walls, and he could go like that and stuff.

01:01:02.000 That's back when he was light enough to do it.

01:01:05.000 But yeah, kids don't get to define their made-up fucking gender.

01:01:09.000 What you may have on your hands is possibly a lesbian, probably a tomboy.

01:01:15.000 The end.

01:01:17.000 You fucking freaks.

01:01:19.000 Go ahead.

01:01:21.000 Sort of things you think you're doing.

01:01:22.000 It makes sense.

01:01:23.000 It makes us feel comfortable.

01:01:24.000 But that's not reality, actually, is it?

01:01:27.000 No, no, no.

01:01:27.000 You got it backwards.

01:01:29.000 That is reality.

01:01:31.000 You're making a new reality and then calling me weird.

01:01:35.000 That's not how it works.

01:01:38.000 Her take on abortion would be very similar, too.

01:01:39.000 It would be like, we're meant to think that because it has a heartbeat and legs and fingers and toes, that it's like alive.

01:01:46.000 That's not reality.

01:01:47.000 It's really not.

01:01:48.000 Reality is what you just said on the show.

01:01:53.000 And sorry, the thing is that so many people think that the biological sex and the gender is the same thing.

01:02:00.000 I say including me, two years ago, including me.

01:02:02.000 Sad.

01:02:02.000 And it's only when you realise that they're not the same thing that you start to think, well, actually, like what Stormy has decided, another child in the same position, what he has decided and we've supported should be celebrated really as something.

01:02:16.000 She didn't get one word in.

01:02:17.000 Did you notice that?

01:02:18.000 No, I just.

01:02:19.000 And you start to think, well, actually, what Stormy has decided.

01:02:22.000 Because this is all about him and him getting attention for himself.

01:02:26.000 Look, he's on TV.

01:02:27.000 And you know what I realized when I watched that clip?

01:02:30.000 That dumb cunt, Philip, who was on the edge of the couch being quiet because he's letting the woman speak.

01:02:37.000 He's the guy who's a gay lord who came out of the closet after, I don't know, 20 years of wasting his wife's time.

01:02:45.000 That guy.

01:02:46.000 Yeah.

01:02:47.000 It's in the next clip, 1-7.

01:02:50.000 And everyone was like, yay!

01:02:52.000 And he still lives with this poor woman.

01:02:54.000 Well, I guess he sucks dick in a park or gets a motel when he wants to get reamed.

01:03:01.000 Or maybe waits.

01:03:03.000 Honey, would you mind if I had the downstairs to myself tonight?

01:03:07.000 I've got some black blokes coming by.

01:03:09.000 My name is Philip.

01:03:10.000 I'm going to be doing the old wallop.

01:03:12.000 And my last name is my ass.

01:03:14.000 It's Philip Mayass.

01:03:15.000 Maybe that's the kind of guy who goes to hedonism too and gets blacks to rail his wife.

01:03:19.000 It's closeted homos.

01:03:20.000 And he tries sneaking into where the wife is, like the old switcheroo.

01:03:23.000 He's going to scoot over.

01:03:24.000 Let me just try to get under you there.

01:03:26.000 So he bravely reveals he's gay, thanks his wife, Stephanie, and daughters for their support and strength.

01:03:32.000 I guess he technically didn't waste the daughter's time, right?

01:03:36.000 But this woman has been married to a homosexual.

01:03:39.000 That's rape.

01:03:41.000 That's the Houdini.

01:03:43.000 The Houdini.

01:03:44.000 You change the person that I'm fucking and you swap out my wife with a dude.

01:03:49.000 You raped me.

01:03:51.000 I can hear the pain.

01:03:52.000 I can hear how difficult that is for you.

01:03:54.000 And the lies that you've told people.

01:03:57.000 What a poor time waster.

01:03:58.000 I could smell the deception.

01:04:00.000 It must have been so hard for you to flush your wife's life down the toilet.

01:04:05.000 And I know that it's something you've been living with.

01:04:07.000 You poor guy.

01:04:09.000 In a conflict for a really, really long time.

01:04:11.000 Yeah, wait, that's weird.

01:04:12.000 They say that gays, like it's painful for them to have to live a lie as a straight, but really they're putting everybody else under the lie.

01:04:18.000 Yeah, they're living a lie.

01:04:19.000 At least they're knowingly living a lie.

01:04:21.000 She didn't even know she was living a lie.

01:04:23.000 Right.

01:04:23.000 No mention of her.

01:04:24.000 Why isn't she on the show?

01:04:26.000 Terrible.

01:04:27.000 It's out there now.

01:04:28.000 How does this moment feel?

01:04:32.000 It's funny because everyone I've spoken to, you, you didn't talk to me.

01:04:41.000 Have all been so supportive and so loving and caring.

01:04:47.000 Call me.

01:04:48.000 917.

01:04:49.000 Meep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

01:04:52.000 Have grabbed us and said, it's okay.

01:04:55.000 It's okay.

01:04:56.000 It's not okay.

01:04:57.000 We love you.

01:04:57.000 We're proud of you.

01:04:58.000 I hate you.

01:04:59.000 Not proud of you.

01:05:00.000 I'm ashamed.

01:05:01.000 Every person I tell doesn't trust me anymore.

01:05:03.000 It gets a little lighter and a little lighter.

01:05:06.000 Like you and the loafers?

01:05:08.000 How is your wife doing?

01:05:10.000 I looked it up.

01:05:10.000 They're still married.

01:05:12.000 I already told you that.

01:05:13.000 Go to 1-8.

01:05:15.000 She's just such a wonderful, caring woman.

01:05:19.000 What?

01:05:21.000 He had the full support of his wife and daughters behind him when he came out as gay.

01:05:25.000 And they are still married to this day.

01:05:28.000 What?

01:05:28.000 Look at her.

01:05:30.000 I love abusing this woman.

01:05:32.000 This is why some super right freaks talk about how gays are evil and satanic and stuff.

01:05:38.000 That's another problem with this kind of behavior is you're giving them fodder.

01:05:42.000 Because you sure seem satanic to me.

01:05:47.000 No, I'm not overusing.

01:05:49.000 I'm not going to start overusing that word.

01:05:50.000 Part of my show today is talking about how people will bring Satan and everything every time they get something doesn't happen that goes their way.

01:05:59.000 What?

01:06:00.000 I'm talking like Joe Biden now.

01:06:01.000 Hey man, it's about Satan, man.

01:06:04.000 I was going to talk about Satan and his gays and people talking about...

01:06:08.000 Not Satan Satin.

01:06:10.000 Anyway.

01:06:11.000 Crushed velvet.

01:06:12.000 Anyway, we're going to get a lot done.

01:06:15.000 1.9, this fat bitch is dying of starvation.

01:06:20.000 This poor woman, Tess Holiday bravely opens up about her anorexia battle.

01:06:27.000 Well, we could see who won.

01:06:31.000 The food one.

01:06:33.000 I was so stressed out from my anorexia that I would eat.

01:06:38.000 But advocating for diversity in larger bodies.

01:06:42.000 And so I think for people hearing me say I'm anorexic was really jarring.

01:06:50.000 People look at me and I don't fit what we have seen presented as, you know.

01:06:55.000 It'll fit a lot of things.

01:06:58.000 It's the same as that two-year-old.

01:06:59.000 Like, these people are just making up this crazy world.

01:07:02.000 And they're like, people have trouble accepting that I'm magic and they don't believe in my invisibility spray.

01:07:09.000 But when I go to their house and I pick up a pen and sometimes I'll even say like, ooh, then they believe it and they tell me that their house is haunted.

01:07:18.000 I say, no, that was just me being invisible.

01:07:19.000 And, you know, a lot of people, they don't want to accept invisibility.

01:07:24.000 You know, they want to put you in a little box where you're not invisible.

01:07:27.000 You're not invisible.

01:07:28.000 You're not invisible.

01:07:29.000 And that's not reality.

01:07:32.000 I am an obese anorexic.

01:07:35.000 I'm starving to death.

01:07:36.000 I just am a very big anorexic.

01:07:39.000 I believe you're starving.

01:07:41.000 You're like, I'm starving.

01:07:42.000 I could eat.

01:07:43.000 You're starving all the time.

01:08:01.000 You're insane.

01:08:02.000 You're insane.

01:08:03.000 You have mental illness.

01:08:06.000 Beauty any size.

01:08:07.000 Yeah, tell that to God.

01:08:08.000 Tell that to nature.

01:08:10.000 Why does nature kill you with diabetes if you're so beautiful?

01:08:14.000 You know, the origin of beauty is linked to health because we're programmed through, I'll just say nature if you don't like God.

01:08:23.000 We're programmed to want to procreate.

01:08:26.000 So when you see a woman with like a stub for an arm, you go, oh.

01:08:30.000 Your brain goes, is she going to make a kid with a stub?

01:08:33.000 Or is she unhealthy?

01:08:34.000 Or she's not going to live very long.

01:08:36.000 She seems to have a disease.

01:08:38.000 When you see someone in a wheelchair, you're like, she's not going to be around to care for the kids and maybe she'll pass on her sickness.

01:08:44.000 When you see a strong, healthy woman with childbearing hips, not skinny like models.

01:08:49.000 You know those models you see in runways?

01:08:51.000 Those are gays hired those.

01:08:52.000 No one consulted us.

01:08:54.000 We don't want to fuck 12-year-old boys.

01:08:56.000 We want a woman with a fat ass.

01:08:59.000 I want a woman with a fat ass.

01:09:03.000 Did you just make that up?

01:09:04.000 Uh-huh.

01:09:05.000 That's pretty good.

01:09:05.000 No, it's I want someone with the tender touch.

01:09:08.000 It's like some country song.

01:09:09.000 Oh, I see.

01:09:12.000 So it's not random that we are not attracted to a fat, disgusting pig like that.

01:09:18.000 We think you're going to die.

01:09:20.000 And we're right.

01:09:21.000 You're dying.

01:09:22.000 Not of anorexia, but of overindulgence.

01:09:27.000 Okay, this is what I've been trying to get to.

01:09:30.000 I almost said all class.

01:09:34.000 So I saw the backlash first, 2-0.

01:09:38.000 And I'm like, what did this woman do?

01:09:40.000 She probably said the Holocaust didn't happen.

01:09:43.000 Blacks need to go back to Africa and children are sexy.

01:09:47.000 And so this dyke, Sadie Doyle says, I do like the visual of having the woman-hating trans menace loom out of the darkness at the delicate white cis lady.

01:09:59.000 But you could put some extra sauce on it.

01:10:01.000 Should I be in a bathroom perhaps or injecting hormones into one of her precious white babies?

01:10:06.000 Things to consider.

01:10:08.000 And that's from Foreskin Majeur.

01:10:11.000 And they have the woman that just said that comment looking at her phone going, oh, this bitch is asking for it.

01:10:17.000 And then they have a New York Times writer, a young journalist, Elizabeth Broning saying, what is she saying there?

01:10:23.000 You zoomed out.

01:10:25.000 Zoom back in.

01:10:26.000 The drawing.

01:10:28.000 I love my husband and children.

01:10:31.000 Yeah.

01:10:32.000 So I guess Foreskin Measure is mocking Sadie Doyle.

01:10:37.000 So I go, what did this Elizabeth chick say?

01:10:42.000 And then you see 2-0, you see more backlash.

01:10:45.000 You go, wow, the internet really blew up.

01:10:48.000 And then, so this is the same woman saying the greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing this woman that it was a tremendous personal achievement to be repeatedly knocked up by an internet troll she met in high school that's what her husband is she's just an internet troll you met in high school who cares where she met her husband and he's just an internet troll no he's a pretty successful journalist actually and then elizabeth responds i just feel really like a lot of this is way out of proportion to the offense of the article

01:11:19.000 which said i've been delighted to still grow and change after having kids and then i then you start seeing what's going on and you realize oh she said something remotely traditional and got eaten up alive and Eaten alive.

01:11:34.000 And this is uh what's 2-1?

01:11:38.000 This is a common refrain from women when you talk about childbirth.

01:11:43.000 That was 2-1.

01:11:44.000 This is 2-2.

01:11:46.000 Yeah, what's 2-1?

01:11:47.000 Oh, that one already was 2-1?

01:11:48.000 Yep.

01:11:50.000 They say, my worth is not defined by my ability to have children.

01:11:54.000 What, if I was infertile, would I be not a woman?

01:11:56.000 Would I be not a person?

01:11:58.000 And you go, obviously not.

01:12:00.000 You'd still be a woman, but you'd be a sad woman.

01:12:03.000 I mean, women who don't have kids, they spend like 30 grand on fertility clinics, and then they bawl their eyes out, cry themselves to sleep every night for a very long time.

01:12:13.000 It's a very sad thing.

01:12:16.000 It would be like Superman saying, oh, so my entire self-worth is devoted to me flying?

01:12:23.000 And you go, well, why wouldn't you fly?

01:12:26.000 It's pretty cool that you can fly.

01:12:29.000 I mean, you're not the greatest journalist in the world.

01:12:33.000 You're always bumbling and falling and dropping your glasses.

01:12:36.000 I've never, no one's read any of your articles, Clark.

01:12:40.000 But we've all seen you zip through the sky at 100 miles an hour.

01:12:43.000 That's cool.

01:12:44.000 Remember when he lost his powers, too?

01:12:47.000 He went back to Krypton.

01:12:50.000 No, Krypton's the planet he's from.

01:12:52.000 Solitude.

01:12:53.000 He went to the place of solitude there with all the glass shards, icicle house.

01:12:59.000 Not a very cozy spot there.

01:13:02.000 And he depowered himself.

01:13:06.000 And then what happened?

01:13:08.000 About an hour later, they're going to kill Lois Lane and fucking Zog, or that's Zionist occupational government.

01:13:15.000 Zod is throwing him around like a beanbag.

01:13:19.000 And what does he do?

01:13:19.000 He has to go back to the island of fortitude or whatever, solitude, and re-super himself.

01:13:27.000 I think that's the technical term for it, yes.

01:13:29.000 To re-super.

01:13:30.000 Do you have any footage of that?

01:13:32.000 Look up the video of Superman losing, Superman without powers, and then Zod kneel before Zod.

01:13:38.000 And then he finally won and he put them in records, vinyl records, and shot them into space.

01:13:45.000 Oh, yeah.

01:13:45.000 But then they got, no, someone else did that.

01:13:47.000 And then there was a nuclear bomb that shattered them out of the records.

01:13:52.000 Carl.

01:13:55.000 And yet you've returned to reason with me once again.

01:13:59.000 My wife and I were going to be them for Halloween because I had the beard.

01:14:06.000 It's a great analogy too because Superman saves people and women create people.

01:14:10.000 Yeah, it's a perfect analogy.

01:14:11.000 And, no offense, ladies, but Clark Kent sucks.

01:14:15.000 We're not impressed with Clark.

01:14:18.000 The feelings which I have developed for a certain human being.

01:14:23.000 Oh, I know why he did this.

01:14:25.000 Because if he were to continue to fuck her as Superman, first of all, he'd shatter her hips, and then when he came, it would rip through her guts and come out the top of her head.

01:14:32.000 I'd like to bust inside, Father.

01:14:34.000 Can you remove my powers?

01:14:35.000 I've killed over 70 prostitutes with my Supercum, and I want to try it with a woman I don't want to die.

01:14:44.000 Can't you just jizz in a tin can?

01:14:46.000 No, a tin can.

01:14:48.000 Or can't you just like lean a lead plate up against the wall?

01:14:52.000 Bong!

01:14:56.000 It's like Clin Eastwood's Bulletproof Fest in that cowboy movie.

01:15:02.000 No, he just fucks her by a big hill or a sand dune, and it just goes by hill.

01:15:10.000 Point it down.

01:15:11.000 Fuck the earth.

01:15:13.000 So this is boring.

01:15:14.000 Go forward.

01:15:20.000 He's wearing his outfit like a baseball jersey in the morning.

01:15:23.000 I like when girls wear your shirt and socks.

01:15:25.000 Mine specifically?

01:15:28.000 Yeah, yours.

01:15:32.000 Marlon Brando just goes, holy shit, I'm dead.

01:15:36.000 What is he wearing?

01:15:37.000 It's after that, though.

01:15:38.000 I think he gets...

01:15:39.000 Oh, yeah, he gets beat up at a diner.

01:15:41.000 And he's like, what the fuck?

01:15:42.000 I'm bleeding.

01:15:43.000 This is him repowering.

01:15:46.000 Yeah, he had to go all the way back.

01:15:48.000 So, ladies, that Superman thing, I've seen this happen a million times.

01:15:51.000 They go, I don't want kids.

01:15:53.000 Women hear me roar.

01:15:54.000 Then around 35, they go, what the fuck have I done?

01:15:58.000 And then by 40, they're suicidal.

01:16:00.000 They're spending a fortune.

01:16:01.000 Now, luckily, women are agreeable.

01:16:04.000 So they manage to wriggle out of it due to their perpetual genetic optimism.

01:16:09.000 But deep ground, they're not satisfied.

01:16:13.000 Keep it on the flameron.

01:16:15.000 This is just a minute stick.

01:16:18.000 After you.

01:16:28.000 That's the town bully.

01:16:32.000 If I was the owner, I'd be like, Frank, what the fuck are you doing?

01:16:35.000 You're coming here every day.

01:16:38.000 That's going to cost me 800 bucks.

01:16:41.000 If you want to beat up someone, beat up those black guys.

01:16:42.000 They've been extorting my diner for...

01:16:45.000 They just demanded I give them 200 bucks.

01:16:49.000 I wish you were here.

01:16:49.000 Black extortionist Crips over here.

01:16:51.000 Then I got fucking the town bully.

01:16:54.000 Goes to fly over there and lands on his belly.

01:16:59.000 Well, you just don't have enough sense to stay down, do you?

01:17:13.000 Anyway, we're watching Superman here.

01:17:15.000 This has stopped being a show.

01:17:16.000 Correct.

01:17:18.000 So this is it.

01:17:20.000 You've got to see this article.

01:17:21.000 It's beautifully written.

01:17:23.000 Of course, it's a woman writing it, so it's all of her notes, and they're really good at me search.

01:17:28.000 You notice they flourish when their assignment is write about you and what happened to you.

01:17:33.000 Becoming Michelle.

01:17:37.000 But she's a good writer.

01:17:39.000 And basically, she just says, I'm a young mom.

01:17:43.000 I had my kid at 25.

01:17:45.000 I couldn't afford it.

01:17:46.000 It wasn't prudent.

01:17:48.000 We didn't have enough money.

01:17:51.000 And it's great.

01:17:53.000 Sorry.

01:17:54.000 That's the tone, too.

01:17:55.000 It's apologetic.

01:17:57.000 It's not like, you fucking old bags.

01:17:59.000 Look at your kids.

01:18:00.000 You have twins because you took fertility drugs.

01:18:02.000 They all have autism because you waited too late.

01:18:05.000 You should have had a nice, healthy, young baby like me.

01:18:07.000 I'm a great mom, and I can sleep four hours and be fine.

01:18:10.000 You fucking old bags need nine hours of sleep.

01:18:12.000 You're catatonic half the day, swigging coffee.

01:18:16.000 No, that's not the tone at all.

01:18:18.000 It's like, look, I'm really sorry, and I know this is bad, but I did it at 25, and it's kind of awesome.

01:18:26.000 Sorry?

01:18:28.000 One of the things they don't tell you about having babies is that you don't ever have a baby.

01:18:33.000 You have your baby.

01:18:35.000 Yeah, that's a thing, too.

01:18:36.000 People always talk about like, I'm not wiping some shitty fucking diaper off some gross kid.

01:18:40.000 It's not some random, it's not Gary's ass.

01:18:44.000 It's basically an ass you made.

01:18:46.000 Like, I never dry heaved at my kid's poo.

01:18:50.000 And with my last one, as he was becoming like two years old, I knew we were running out of diapers.

01:18:55.000 And I'm like, these are the last diapers I'll ever change.

01:18:57.000 And I, believe it or not, I cherished every diaper I did because I knew I'm never going to do this again.

01:19:04.000 Plus, use a wet wipe.

01:19:05.000 You get it all.

01:19:06.000 Don't be a bitch.

01:19:07.000 Just some shit.

01:19:09.000 Which is to you the your baby, the sum of all babies.

01:19:13.000 The moment they laid her damp, rosy body on my chest, I knew she would envelop my world.

01:19:19.000 I had worried about that very thing.

01:19:21.000 In Sheila Haiti's novel, Motherhood, you wouldn't believe how small this is.

01:19:26.000 Let me just read it there.

01:19:28.000 The narrator, a cynical writer contemplating whether to have kids before it's too late, laments the absence of new parents from their friends' lives, a phenomenon she calls that relieved and joyful desertion.

01:19:39.000 When a person has a child, she writes, they are turned towards the child.

01:19:43.000 The risk of falling off the world haunted me.

01:19:45.000 When you have a baby, you do turn, I can't read it, go up.

01:19:49.000 You do turn toward your child.

01:19:51.000 That relieved and joyful desertion may eventually affect your friends, but first it affects yourself.

01:19:57.000 See, these are the kind of things are very hard to explain to people who haven't had kids.

01:20:02.000 What I didn't understand, couldn't have at the time, was that deserting yourself for another person really is a relief.

01:20:08.000 My days began to unfold according to her schedule.

01:20:11.000 That weird rhythm of newborns and the worries I entertained were better than the ones that came before.

01:20:16.000 More concrete, more vital, less tethered to the claustrophobic confines of my own skull.

01:20:21.000 For this member of a generation famously beset by anxiety, it was a welcome liberation.

01:20:27.000 Being young, or young enough still to not know yourself entirely, and then feeling the foundation of your nascent selfhood shift beneath you, perhaps that's exactly the sort of momentous change that makes the whole enterprise so daunting.

01:20:38.000 Yet there, I've given up the game, with the exception of perhaps a few immutable characteristics.

01:20:44.000 You are not something.

01:20:45.000 You discover one day through trial and error and interior spelunking, you are something that is constantly in the process of becoming, the invention of endless revolutions.

01:20:52.000 You never know who you are because who you are is always changing.

01:20:55.000 So that's another thing she said in the essay was, it's not like I had the kid and bong, that was my life over.

01:21:02.000 I'm still a journalist.

01:21:03.000 I still work and I'm still evolving as a person.

01:21:05.000 It's not the end to have kids.

01:21:07.000 God forbid you should try to improve a stranger's life.

01:21:11.000 Isn't that the funny thing about our side?

01:21:13.000 Like you listen to Jordan Peterson or even Owen Benjamin, Faith Goldie.

01:21:21.000 All these people, they're not saying like, I'm better than you.

01:21:23.000 They're saying, here's something that I think will help you.

01:21:26.000 And then you look at Obama and Michelle and they're all just talking with themselves the whole fucking time.

01:21:33.000 They don't want to improve society.

01:21:34.000 They want to improve themselves.

01:21:36.000 They're selfish.

01:21:38.000 And so part of being selfish is being disgusted with motherhood and any kind of, any kind of like assessment of your life.

01:21:50.000 So yes, she's saying you should probably have a kid.

01:21:52.000 It's important.

01:21:53.000 That's almost like some sort of, I don't know what to call it, some sort of monitoring, some sort of a test, some sort of a grade.

01:22:00.000 It's a report card.

01:22:02.000 And she's saying, look, I did this and I got A's.

01:22:04.000 You might want to try it.

01:22:05.000 And any kind of test of someone talking about life, it fucking pisses them off because they don't like standards and they don't like thinking that they're possibly doing the wrong thing.

01:22:16.000 If you are growing old without kids, you are doing the wrong thing.

01:22:21.000 If you are over 30, you had better have a ring on it, no matter what your age.

01:22:27.000 I mean, sorry, gender.

01:22:30.000 And you should start making fucking babies.

01:22:32.000 Trust me.

01:22:32.000 It's not a selfish act.

01:22:34.000 It's a selfless act.

01:22:36.000 And it's like becoming another person.

01:22:38.000 It's like dying and going to another dimension.

01:22:41.000 You do keep evolving, but you look back at your pre-married, pre-kids life, and you're like, what was that at?

01:22:48.000 Well, what was it for me?

01:22:50.000 I got married at like 35.

01:22:53.000 So 20 years of partying.

01:22:56.000 That's a pretty long party, dude.

01:22:59.000 That's a lot of drugs.

01:23:01.000 That's a lot of booze.

01:23:03.000 That's a lot of fucking and dancing.

01:23:05.000 And I think you get the idea after a while.

01:23:08.000 I would argue three years of partying.

01:23:11.000 I don't know.

01:23:13.000 You see that footage that was going on of those Uber Christian girls?

01:23:16.000 And their sister was quizzing them things like, what's WAP?

01:23:21.000 And they had the little bonnets on.

01:23:22.000 They're barefoot in the kitchen.

01:23:23.000 And they were like 20.

01:23:25.000 And you could tell they'd already had three kids.

01:23:27.000 And they're like, WAP, with all people?

01:23:32.000 And you're just like, wow, they're so untouched.

01:23:34.000 No.

01:23:35.000 What the hell?

01:23:36.000 I want to see that.

01:23:38.000 Yeah.

01:23:38.000 Maybe they were Amish?

01:23:41.000 My sisters, quizzing my sisters about pop culture.

01:23:46.000 Sounds Amish.

01:23:48.000 Maybe even more many.

01:23:52.000 What's that now?

01:23:54.000 Having children in California becoming a white privileged.

01:23:57.000 For fuck's sakes, man.

01:24:00.000 Anyway.

01:24:01.000 What's that in the top left?

01:24:05.000 Asking Mennonite Sisters.

01:24:07.000 Oh.

01:24:08.000 How did you miss that?

01:24:09.000 You absolutely.

01:24:09.000 Because I literally pictured them wearing white bonnets and stuff.

01:24:12.000 But you couldn't see that woman's face.

01:24:14.000 Yeah, I know.

01:24:17.000 Look how cute.

01:24:18.000 Joy.

01:24:20.000 What does walk stand for?

01:24:29.000 Who is that man?

01:24:46.000 Who is Charlie the Melium?

01:24:57.000 Okay, no boy actor.

01:24:59.000 Okay, good job.

01:25:00.000 They're literally angels.

01:25:03.000 They're such angelic creatures.

01:25:05.000 And then you compare it to like the horror-only fans.

01:25:08.000 Yeah.

01:25:10.000 They kept saying, oh, they kept saying that.

01:25:14.000 Yeah, I already told you that, the Satan thing.

01:25:16.000 All right, let's do racism.

01:25:17.000 Hell yeah.

01:25:20.000 Let's talk about racism that was racist, guys.

01:25:30.000 Maddie Iglesias used to edit Vox, but he started to get red-pilled.

01:25:35.000 And now it's bad for him because he has his head screwed on normally and he's looking at the world around him because he's still on the left and he's like, I don't really get what the fuck everyone's talking about.

01:25:49.000 The idea that a quote-unquote sense of urgency and quote objectivity are white supremacists is not something that I see a lot of people on here defend.

01:25:59.000 But it's also become a surprisingly mainstream in American K through 12 circles.

01:26:04.000 Click on that.

01:26:06.000 So these are all the things that are white supremacy culture.

01:26:11.000 If you're scared of open conflict, individualism, progress is bigger, more.

01:26:20.000 I don't even know what half of this shit means.

01:26:23.000 Like, cars, bigger cars?

01:26:26.000 Objectivity is white supremacy.

01:26:29.000 The right to comfort, psychological comfort, that means.

01:26:34.000 Like, who is the absolute amateur that just barfed this out?

01:26:38.000 This is like that dude's anger management classes, our friend who got a domestic and he had to take anger management.

01:26:46.000 And he would show me his worksheets.

01:26:48.000 It was part of his probation.

01:26:49.000 And it would be shit like this.

01:26:52.000 Perfectionism.

01:26:53.000 See, all of these things are good.

01:26:56.000 So if you're into good things, then it's white supremacy culture.

01:27:00.000 Okay, so how many are there there?

01:27:02.000 There's 14?

01:27:03.000 Yeah.

01:27:04.000 All right, let's see how many are good.

01:27:07.000 Go close again.

01:27:09.000 Perfectionism is good.

01:27:10.000 Sense of urgency is good.

01:27:12.000 Defensiveness?

01:27:15.000 Being defensive?

01:27:16.000 It has its ups and downs.

01:27:17.000 I'll leave that out.

01:27:19.000 Quantity over quality?

01:27:21.000 I mean, it depends.

01:27:23.000 I'll leave that out.

01:27:25.000 Worship of the written word.

01:27:27.000 What do you mean worship?

01:27:29.000 I think they just mean caring about spelling and grammar.

01:27:32.000 That's a good thing.

01:27:33.000 Only one right way.

01:27:35.000 This is so ambiguous, but I'm going to make that a good thing.

01:27:38.000 Paternalism.

01:27:40.000 Wait, what is paternalism?

01:27:41.000 When those already in power think they're the only ones who can or should make decisions, those with power often don't think it's important or are necessary to understand the viewpoint.

01:27:49.000 That's how they interpret that?

01:27:51.000 That's not what paternalism is.

01:27:52.000 I think paternalism is not that.

01:27:55.000 It comes from the Latin pater, which is father, and it's patriarchy.

01:27:58.000 But all right, I'll leave that out.

01:28:00.000 Pater Frenelius.

01:28:01.000 Maybe they need patronizing?

01:28:03.000 Either or thinking.

01:28:05.000 Oh, fuck.

01:28:05.000 Either it's the same thing.

01:28:06.000 I'm going to say that's good.

01:28:08.000 You're either male or female.

01:28:10.000 Power hoarding.

01:28:11.000 That's bad, I guess.

01:28:13.000 Fear of open conflict.

01:28:14.000 Well, you kind of should be scared of open conflict, but whatever.

01:28:18.000 Individualism is good.

01:28:20.000 Progress is bigger, more.

01:28:22.000 It usually is.

01:28:23.000 Objectivity is objectively a good thing.

01:28:27.000 And then the right to comfort is a great thing.

01:28:31.000 So that's 9 out of 14.

01:28:34.000 What's that?

01:28:34.000 Like 70%?

01:28:35.000 70% of white supremacy is good, according to the radical left.

01:28:40.000 They're fucking up here.

01:28:42.000 They're taking all of these positive stereotypes about white people and trying to make them negative.

01:28:49.000 This is the whole theme of this whole show, where up is down and down is up.

01:28:52.000 And if you think it's okay to have babies, you're a cunt.

01:28:56.000 You know what this reminds me of?

01:28:57.000 When me and my friends used to make concoctions, like let's put blueberries, peanut butter, chocolate, a marshmallow.

01:29:05.000 The more bullshit you put, you can accidentally stumble across something kind of like a cool snack.

01:29:10.000 But when you keep throwing in shit, now it's a concoction, and nothing works with each other.

01:29:14.000 And like they keep adding to the doctrine of leftism, and nothing works with each other.

01:29:19.000 It all points itself out for being baloney.

01:29:22.000 Okay, I wasn't listening.

01:29:23.000 Were you talking that entire time?

01:29:25.000 That was white supremacy that you just did to me.

01:29:31.000 And by the way, speaking of Maddie Iglesias, this guy was hired at Vox because he's Hispanic and that checks off the diversity box.

01:29:39.000 He's a Spanish-Cuban aristocrat who had nannies wiping his ass his whole life.

01:29:44.000 His dad's a screenwriter.

01:29:46.000 He comes from a family of rich artists.

01:29:48.000 How is he not white?

01:29:50.000 Why does he check off any box at all?

01:29:54.000 He's much richer and whiter than me.

01:29:58.000 I mean, as far as his background goes.

01:30:00.000 Here was a funny screenshot, I thought.

01:30:03.000 So St. Louis thinks it's going to solve racism by defunding the police.

01:30:06.000 St. Louis is one of the worst cities.

01:30:09.000 I think it's the worst city in America.

01:30:11.000 The crime is rampant.

01:30:14.000 I told you, my uncle-in-law, whatever he is, my wife's uncle, he was a surgeon and he got out of medical school and he said, I want to be dealing with the most bleak, horrible operations you got.

01:30:28.000 Like a baby got his eyelids shot off.

01:30:30.000 And they go, okay, that will be St. Louis, the ER in St. Louis.

01:30:34.000 And there he went.

01:30:35.000 And he was just sewing up people and removing bullets and sewing fingers back on.

01:30:40.000 And his house went way down in value from the time he bought it to when he sold it.

01:30:45.000 Many people just had to walk away from their real estate in St. Louis as the crime soared.

01:30:49.000 Today's decision to defund the St. Louis Metropolitan Police Department is historic.

01:30:52.000 It marks a new future for our city.

01:30:54.000 That's true.

01:30:57.000 Man shot, two shot, man shot, man killed.

01:31:00.000 I'm sorry to laugh.

01:31:02.000 20 shot, three killed since Friday night.

01:31:06.000 Jesus.

01:31:07.000 And it's all blacks.

01:31:09.000 So the rich white people pushing for this don't suffer.

01:31:15.000 I think we might be getting to a point where the liberal view of the world is harder on blacks than the racist view of the world.

01:31:23.000 Like, were this many people hurt during Jim Crow?

01:31:26.000 During the racist South, were there 20 blacks shot and three killed since Friday night?

01:31:34.000 Remember, Clivin Bundy got canceled for saying that?

01:31:39.000 He was the bell of the ball.

01:31:40.000 Everyone loved Clivin Bundy.

01:31:42.000 He was on Hannity.

01:31:43.000 This was the rancher who was getting shot down by Obama for endangering a rare tortoise, and he was going to lose his ranch to the government.

01:31:49.000 So everyone literally picked up arms and went down there to defend him.

01:31:53.000 And everything was going great.

01:31:54.000 And then he saw this black family on a porch as he was walking with a journalist.

01:31:58.000 And he'd been doing, he's not a sophisticated guy.

01:32:00.000 He's a rancher.

01:32:01.000 He doesn't know, he's not media savvy.

01:32:03.000 He's walking with this journalist, and he sees this woman on a porch.

01:32:06.000 She's got like six kids.

01:32:07.000 They're all doomed for welfare and jail.

01:32:09.000 Her baby daddy's in jail and she looks miserable.

01:32:14.000 And he said, I sometimes wonder if they weren't better off during slavery.

01:32:21.000 Now, you're never, nothing's worse than being a slave.

01:32:24.000 Your autonomy or your bodily autonomy is the most important thing in a person.

01:32:28.000 Freedom is the most important thing.

01:32:29.000 So the answer to your question, Clivin, is no, they were not better off during slavery.

01:32:33.000 But you're allowed to wonder things.

01:32:36.000 Like Larry Summers fired from Harvard for saying, I sometimes wonder if we see less women in STEM because they have less of a predilection for STEM.

01:32:46.000 He wondered that.

01:32:47.000 You're not allowed to wonder anymore.

01:32:49.000 No thinking.

01:32:51.000 No hypothetical scenarios.

01:32:53.000 Remember Roosh V?

01:32:55.000 He said, I sometimes wonder if it was legal, no, if you couldn't prosecute for rape after you invited him into your bedroom, would women be a lot more careful about who they invite into their bedroom?

01:33:07.000 It was a hypothetical, a little brain teaser, canceled, physically attacked, and he's permanently known as the guy who wanted to repeal rape laws.

01:33:19.000 Yeah, that's what Rouge V wanted to do.

01:33:23.000 All right, let's jump over to COVID now.

01:33:26.000 COVID.

01:33:35.000 God, my font is the smallest I've ever seen.

01:33:38.000 I have to sort of like zone out and get into a Zen place in order to read it.

01:33:43.000 It's a size five, I would say.

01:33:46.000 Aunt Polalski?

01:33:49.000 Oh yeah, this was a good picture.

01:33:53.000 Oh, no, no.

01:33:54.000 Archer Polowski.

01:33:57.000 So everyone knows what's been going on with that Polish preacher in Canada where they shut down his church, they put a fence around it, and he said, get out!

01:34:04.000 Fascist, out!

01:34:06.000 Out!

01:34:06.000 Nazi!

01:34:08.000 Out!

01:34:09.000 He's so Polish, he became Japanese.

01:34:11.000 The police were humiliated by that.

01:34:13.000 So were the local politicians.

01:34:14.000 So they've declared revenge on him.

01:34:16.000 And now they want to make an example of him.

01:34:18.000 So they bust him on the highway and pull him over, arrest him, drag him into the paddy wagon, send him to jail.

01:34:26.000 The courts say he needs to be released.

01:34:30.000 The guys at the prison say, no, we're not releasing him.

01:34:34.000 So we don't know what the no order was coming from.

01:34:37.000 Was it from the mayor?

01:34:39.000 Anyway, Keene Bext, who is with Rebel Media, with our buddy Ezra Levant, has been all over this.

01:34:47.000 And he was waiting outside for Arter when he finally did get out.

01:34:53.000 Well, they kept us 53 hours.

01:34:57.000 No pillows.

01:35:00.000 Horrible, horrible way to treat humans.

01:35:04.000 When I had a dog, I treated a dog a lot better than that.

01:35:08.000 How did they treat you inside?

01:35:10.000 First 24 hours on a slab.

01:35:13.000 Light, no sleep whatsoever.

01:35:17.000 And you could tell they have an agenda, they knew who we were.

01:35:22.000 And they really wanted to make sure that we know that we are not welcomed and that they don't like us.

01:35:30.000 What was going through your head when they were arresting you?

01:35:32.000 And lots of people, you might not have seen this.

01:35:35.000 Stop going through your bag, please.

01:35:36.000 It was a dangerous arrest on the side of the highway.

01:35:40.000 What was going through your head when that happened?

01:35:42.000 Well, for over a year I have been telling people about the overreach, about abuse of power, about harassment, intimidation, medical tyranny, because that's what we are witnessing right now.

01:35:57.000 It's a hybrid between fascism and communism.

01:36:00.000 It's something totally new.

01:36:01.000 Medical tyranny that uses the armed forces of the government and the political power.

01:36:08.000 Medical tyranny.

01:36:09.000 I like that one.

01:36:10.000 That's a good one.

01:36:11.000 That might be the name of the show.

01:36:16.000 Yeah, pretty amazing shit over there.

01:36:19.000 A mix between communism and fascism.

01:36:25.000 But look at Britain at 2.6.

01:36:28.000 Things could be worse.

01:36:30.000 We could be in Britain.

01:36:31.000 Pensioner83, who's jailed for playing classical FM too loud in his home, dies in prison.

01:36:36.000 And then, of course, the pedophile who preyed on a girl 13 is spared jail after backlogs delayed his case.

01:36:48.000 This is kind of ancient news, but I want to get it in there.

01:36:51.000 These celebrities, 27, pushing this weird identifier thing that some billionaire put together.

01:36:58.000 Do you know about this?

01:37:00.000 Everything may look the same, but the well health safety seal means that your health and safety are top of mind when it comes to cleaning and sanitizing procedures.

01:37:10.000 Air and water quality management.

01:37:13.000 Emergency preparedness programs.

01:37:15.000 And health services.

01:37:17.000 Now we're not still in commercial break.

01:37:18.000 We're back on the show.

01:37:20.000 Some are raising questions about a company being promoted by A-list celebrities like Robert De Niro, Jennifer Lopez, and Lady Gaga, which is charging small businesses thousands of dollars to earn what's called a well health safety seal.

01:37:34.000 You've seen the generic and creepy commercials running pretty much everywhere.

01:37:38.000 We've all seen them.

01:37:39.000 Can't turn them off.

01:37:41.000 Apparently, the seal lets customers know whether or not it's safe to enter the building.

01:37:46.000 Is this legit or a celebrity vax scam?

01:37:49.000 Is it about COVID?

01:37:50.000 Remember the Jews.

01:37:53.000 Jew-owned do not shop here?

01:37:56.000 Wait, what did you just do?

01:37:58.000 Try to pause it.

01:37:59.000 The workplace.

01:38:02.000 Ved, his name is Paul.

01:38:06.000 Here with the answer is KTTH radio host Jason Rance is here now with an exclusive Fox News primetime investigation.

01:38:13.000 Jason, we gave you a call last week and said we see this commercial everywhere.

01:38:18.000 What is it?

01:38:21.000 Well, the implication, of course, is being if you don't see this seal, that it's not safe to enter this building.

01:38:26.000 But as businesses are hurting from COVID, the question is, is this the best message to send?

01:38:31.000 And then, of course, does the seal actually really, truly mean safety?

01:38:34.000 And I did the research, and it turns out not so much in my opinion.

01:38:38.000 It sounds really, really scammy.

01:38:39.000 So the Well Health Safety Seal is the brainchild of Wall Street Vet.

01:38:43.000 His name is Paul Schiala.

01:38:45.000 Now, to get this seal, a business will pay between $2,000 and $12,600, depending on the size of the business.

01:38:52.000 Now, it has to meet 15 of 22 safety criteria that it's established by the parent organization.

01:38:58.000 It's called the International Well Building Institute.

01:39:01.000 That's the one that doles out this seal.

01:39:04.000 Now, the criteria is a mix of progressive workplace demands and safety protocols that businesses are pretty much already doing.

01:39:12.000 Now, here are some examples.

01:39:14.000 Paid time off, subsidized health care, which includes sexual and reproductive health services, and citing climate change and the psychological distress that it could cause, subsidized mental health care.

01:39:25.000 Now, you might not like this, right?

01:39:27.000 You might love this.

01:39:28.000 That's not related to COVID safety at all.

01:39:31.000 No.

01:39:31.000 And yet, that's on this list.

01:39:33.000 So that's kind of suspicious.

01:39:35.000 But now let's go over some of the health and safety criteria, which includes procedures either already being adopted by pretty much every business out there or already mandated by most governments, like hand washing stations with soap and paper towels.

01:39:52.000 Yeah, displaying the letter grading system issued by local health departments, like if you're a restaurant, or banning indoor and outdoor smoking.

01:40:00.000 So these are things that are being done, cleaning surfaces more frequently.

01:40:04.000 Good luck finding a business that right now isn't already doing that.

01:40:08.000 What I love about this is the well health safety people, they don't send anyone over to confirm whether or not any of these businesses are actually doing it.

01:40:14.000 According to their website, the business is actually self-reporting this, uploading the documentation.

01:40:20.000 So all you're doing is basically saying, yeah, we're doing this.

01:40:24.000 You should trust us.

01:40:25.000 And okay.

01:40:26.000 On top of that, if you read the fine print, there's no guarantee that the business will be free from pathogens, which feels like you're defeating the purpose of getting it.

01:40:36.000 You know what you should do?

01:40:38.000 Just forge it.

01:40:39.000 Print out their logo on acetate and stick it to your window.

01:40:43.000 Yep.

01:40:44.000 They're never going to come by.

01:40:46.000 I'm for forge.

01:40:47.000 They don't have anyone.

01:40:48.000 They don't have the staff to check on anything.

01:40:52.000 Look at this pic of Joe Rogan and Bill Gates.

01:40:54.000 It's a perfect example of the bullshit medical tyranny we're living under right now.

01:41:01.000 Joe Rogan, who's not a doctor, gives terrible vaccine advice to the 11th Hour MSNBC, who are also not doctors.

01:41:10.000 And then, of course, Bill Gates on how quickly we could see a coronavirus vaccine.

01:41:15.000 MSNBC.

01:41:17.000 All right.

01:41:19.000 This is a long app.

01:41:20.000 Let's jump over to my pet Biden.

01:41:28.000 Biden.

01:41:28.000 On him I can depend.

01:41:31.000 My pet.

01:41:32.000 Biden.

01:41:33.000 A monster of the president.

01:41:35.000 He's big and food.

01:41:36.000 Sleepy.

01:41:37.000 But a friendly monster too.

01:41:40.000 My pet.

01:41:41.000 Biden.

01:41:41.000 Wait, what?

01:41:42.000 That doesn't rhyme.

01:41:46.000 So I already told you about Biden saying we're not going to give you any more unemployment unless if you get offered a job, unless, of course, you're scared of COVID, which all you have to do is say you're scared of COVID and we're good.

01:41:58.000 And then I already told you about the New York Times in denial.

01:42:01.000 Jacob Wall had in his last episode had an interesting take on America.

01:42:05.000 And the tax hikes have turned us into a socialist country where you reach a ceiling where you could technically still be upper middle class, but no one's going to be rich anymore.

01:42:15.000 You can't get rich in America.

01:42:16.000 The American dream is dead.

01:42:18.000 So once you start making like mucho de Niro, you get into this 60% tax bracket when you factor everything in.

01:42:28.000 So it's not worth making that much money.

01:42:31.000 There's a disincentive right there.

01:42:33.000 You get up to that level and you get taxed back down here.

01:42:35.000 So why go up to that level?

01:42:37.000 So the problem with this 60%, that looks like an old-timey photo, doesn't it?

01:42:40.000 This was my grandfather when he was my age.

01:42:44.000 But yeah, you get to this 60% tax level and it's impossible to make a profit.

01:42:51.000 So we're turning into fucking Northern Europe, which, by the way, is not wealthy.

01:42:56.000 It was wealthy.

01:42:57.000 It's in a state of decline.

01:43:03.000 Matt Goetz was killing it on the deep state.

01:43:07.000 I really hope he survives this scandal with his 17-year-old.

01:43:11.000 For anyone who thinks that the deep state doesn't exist, if you have any of those friends that say, oh, if you think the deep state exists, you're a conspiracy theorist.

01:43:20.000 Just look at what we've seen.

01:43:22.000 An FBI lawyer changed evidence before a secret court to have the opportunity to surveil someone that they thought was close to President Trump so that they could exact their politics through the FBI.

01:43:36.000 Former FBI disgraced director Jim Comey admitted under Congress that he leaked information for the purpose of getting a political investigation going.

01:43:49.000 The former director of national intelligence, James Clapper, came before Congress and said, there is not mass collection of American data for surveillance.

01:43:58.000 Turns out, there was mass collection of American data for surveillance.

01:44:03.000 Look at what they did in General Michael Flynn, a patriot for our country.

01:44:08.000 Michael Flynn was going to reorganize the intelligence community and say that we had to stop just focusing on Russia and we needed to rise to the challenge to confront China, and they prosecuted him for it.

01:44:20.000 The deep state is real.

01:44:23.000 It is in places you wouldn't even think.

01:44:26.000 The deep state is even post office.

01:44:32.000 The initials is evil.

01:45:04.000 That's it.

01:45:05.000 That was great.

01:45:07.000 His face is kind of weird, though, isn't it?

01:45:10.000 He's got a little bit of a teethy thing to it.

01:45:12.000 He kind of looks like a bad guy in a Pink Floyd video.

01:45:15.000 Oh, wow.

01:45:17.000 And he does have that face.

01:45:18.000 Remember that British show where they did the puppets that were caricatures?

01:45:24.000 Likeness?

01:45:26.000 It was a pun.

01:45:28.000 I remember he, you know, he looks like Lazy Town.

01:45:31.000 They had the queen and stuff.

01:45:32.000 We don't want to see your stupid little kid stuff.

01:45:35.000 Spitting image.

01:45:37.000 Spitting image.

01:45:38.000 He has a spitting image puppet face.

01:45:41.000 And people are just shallow enough not to vote for a guy because they don't want to look at his face.

01:45:46.000 Yeah.

01:45:49.000 That is not flattering at all.

01:45:52.000 I think one of the reasons Hillary was not elected is because people hate her fucking voice and her laugh.

01:45:57.000 And they just went, I don't want to listen to this for four years.

01:45:59.000 Which brings us back to Biden.

01:46:01.000 Why didn't you vote for any other candidate?

01:46:05.000 Bernie Sanders.

01:46:06.000 He's just as socialist.

01:46:08.000 I think Biden is just as socialist as Bernie Sanders.

01:46:12.000 He's annoying too, though.

01:46:12.000 What the top 1%?

01:46:19.000 The show rules.

01:46:21.000 Speaking of...

01:46:22.000 What, you've never seen it before?

01:46:23.000 No.

01:46:28.000 We're not seeing anything and the screen's frozen.

01:46:32.000 It can be rather nasty.

01:46:34.000 Puppets.

01:46:35.000 That is the very most moranic thing I've ever heard.

01:46:38.000 My puppet is going to be the best puppet, and I love it.

01:46:41.000 Spitting image.

01:46:42.000 A show that takes on the global elite.

01:46:51.000 Russia, we're a sneaker.

01:46:52.000 Kenya, sneaker.

01:46:53.000 A show with sharp insights about technology.

01:46:58.000 But I got all your money.

01:47:00.000 A show that dares to take cheap shots.

01:47:03.000 If you like my vagina candle, you'll love my anus oil.

01:47:07.000 That doesn't look like queer culture.

01:47:09.000 No.

01:47:10.000 A show that makes fun of celebrities, but is also endorsed by celebrities.

01:47:16.000 Yeah, so this woman, a rep, a New York Republican rep who was pretty moderate, she was upset with Cuomo.

01:47:26.000 The nursing homes thing pissed her off.

01:47:28.000 And she also likes Trump.

01:47:34.000 And so all her friends have turned on her.

01:47:36.000 Not only has she sold her soul to the devil, but some like Amy Siskind, the world's biggest cunt, saying she didn't even have a soul to begin with.

01:47:45.000 Cortez is coming down on her.

01:47:48.000 And this is all she said.

01:47:51.000 Like, issue the subpoenas, launch a DOJ and independent investigation immediately.

01:47:55.000 This is a criminal cover-up.

01:47:58.000 And that has all these bitches, all her female friends who are like, I'm here for you.

01:48:04.000 You're number one.

01:48:05.000 You're always, you may be Republican, but you're always a safe bet in my books.

01:48:09.000 And then she goes, fuck Cuomo, and I don't hate Trump.

01:48:11.000 And now they're fucking massacring her because, look at that.

01:48:16.000 We may not agree in everything, but I will never stop being in awe of my little sister and middle school student council running mate, Elise Stefanik.

01:48:24.000 Nothing but class.

01:48:26.000 And then let's say it all together now.

01:48:28.000 She was complicit in an attempt to overthrow the United States government.

01:48:31.000 So if you don't hate Trump, then you were pro-Jan 6.

01:48:35.000 And if January 6 was an attempt to overthrow the government where they were going to hang Mike Pence and eat fucking Nancy Pelosi and all this shit, Jim Norton said it best, if you're not 100% with them, you're 100% against them.

01:48:51.000 And the way they turn on their former friends who stray from the path, they're like a cult.

01:48:57.000 You know, if you leave Scientology, they fucking come by your house.

01:49:02.000 All right, last thing with my pet Biden.

01:49:04.000 Oh, no, two more things.

01:49:06.000 One, does he know what, does my silly little pet even know what he's talking about?

01:49:11.000 Does he know what he means?

01:49:12.000 This, again, goes back to my, I don't get Biden.

01:49:15.000 What the fuck is he saying here?

01:49:23.000 Look, he said that in our last administration, Barack, he was going to stop everything.

01:49:31.000 And I was able to get a lot done with him.

01:49:36.000 Again, look, everything I'm proposing that be done to generate economic growth,

01:49:52.000 employment, and put us in a position where we can out-compete in a spoken relationship with him in the past.

01:50:01.000 I zoned out.

01:50:04.000 That's stuttering, is it?

01:50:05.000 Was that stuttering?

01:50:07.000 Or was that a senile old man?

01:50:09.000 I feel like we're in an old folks' home, and he's got a cardigan on, and he's saying that, and I'm looking over at my sister.

01:50:14.000 I don't have a sister.

01:50:16.000 And we're both in our late 50s, and we both just sort of go.

01:50:20.000 And maybe she puts her hand on his hand and holds him.

01:50:23.000 And she goes, I know, Dad.

01:50:25.000 I know.

01:50:28.000 Barack said he's going to stop it.

01:50:30.000 And I got a lot done.

01:50:32.000 Everything I'm doing.

01:50:34.000 out, compete.

01:50:37.000 He just drops one of these on the floor.

01:50:39.000 Can you pick that up, Grandpa?

01:50:41.000 Out, compete.

01:50:42.000 Our biggest competition right now is China.

01:50:44.000 You are constantly kissing their ass, and anyone who dares stray from the path of worshiping China, like Mike Flynn, ends up in prison.

01:50:55.000 Look at this 3-4.

01:50:58.000 It's at 04-6.

01:50:59.000 He says, China's going to eat our lunch.

01:51:02.000 No, he's denying that they're going to eat our lunch.

01:51:05.000 This is 04-6.

01:51:06.000 China is going to eat our lunch.

01:51:09.000 Come on, man.

01:51:11.000 Go a little bit more back.

01:51:12.000 Everyone, I don't know a single solitary one who would not change places with the problems the president of the United States has versus the problems they have.

01:51:21.000 China is going to eat our lunch.

01:51:25.000 Come on, man.

01:51:27.000 They can't even figure it out.

01:51:28.000 And then with what?

01:51:30.000 Chopsticks?

01:51:31.000 Right now, he said China's eating our lunch.

01:51:33.000 This is 35134.

01:51:36.000 This was sent in by a viewer, by the way.

01:51:41.000 Just pay your fair share.

01:51:43.000 Just pay.

01:51:43.000 Not a joke.

01:51:44.000 Not a joke.

01:51:46.000 The Chinese are eating our lunch.

01:51:49.000 I'm talking about paying for wonko.

01:51:50.000 I realize I'm getting too wonky, Share.

01:51:52.000 Give me too much detail.

01:51:53.000 Too wonky.

01:51:54.000 I'm sharing too much detail.

01:51:57.000 And then here's Trump saying, China ate your lunch, Joe.

01:52:02.000 They said it would take a miracle to bring back manufacturing.

01:52:07.000 It's ever had land.

01:52:08.000 It's not.

01:52:09.000 From Germany, from Japan, went to Michigan, went to Ohio.

01:52:12.000 They're not having land.

01:52:13.000 And they didn't come back with you.

01:52:14.000 Mr. Vice President, come on.

01:52:15.000 And so you take a look at what he's actually done.

01:52:18.000 He's done very little.

01:52:20.000 His trade deals are the same way.

01:52:21.000 He talks about these great trade deals.

01:52:24.000 You know, he talks about the art of the deal.

01:52:25.000 China's perfected the art of the steel.

01:52:28.000 We have a higher deficit with China now than we did before.

01:52:31.000 We have the highest trade deficit in the world.

01:52:33.000 China makes a good lunch.

01:52:35.000 100%.

01:52:36.000 China ate your lunch, Joe.

01:52:37.000 And no wonder you...

01:52:38.000 How did Trump not win the election?

01:52:41.000 Because it was rigged.

01:52:42.000 Because it was rigged.

01:52:43.000 Entirely rigged.

01:52:44.000 100%.

01:52:44.000 Anyone who watches those debates knows that Trump won.

01:52:47.000 A landslide for Joe Biden?

01:52:49.000 I don't think Joe Biden likes Joe Biden.

01:52:52.000 Dude, he does not want to do it.

01:52:53.000 I don't think Joe Biden voted for Joe Biden.

01:52:55.000 There's audits happening right now still.

01:52:57.000 I think.

01:52:58.000 Yeah, there are.

01:52:58.000 That story's not dead.

01:53:00.000 It's buried in the state of the world.

01:53:00.000 But this is Joe Biden coming home.

01:53:03.000 He's finally done the meetings.

01:53:04.000 And it's brutal being president.

01:53:06.000 You're sleeping four or five hours a night.

01:53:07.000 It's rough.

01:53:08.000 You've probably done at 11 p.m.

01:53:10.000 And you're not hearing little things like, we've got to repaint the Oval Office.

01:53:13.000 It's like there's been a civil war breaking out in Israel.

01:53:16.000 There's rockets coming over from Palestine.

01:53:18.000 We need to issue a statement and show that we support Israel.

01:53:22.000 And then he goes, okay.

01:53:24.000 And then he just closes the door and he just goes.

01:53:32.000 And then he goes over to the mirror and he looks at himself in the mirror.

01:53:36.000 And he just goes, hey, you're me.

01:53:43.000 I thought you were Pills.

01:53:47.000 You're not going to dig that up.

01:53:49.000 Oh, I was looking at...

01:53:50.000 What's the name of the guy from I'm Not There or whatever like that?

01:53:53.000 No, moron useless leadership.

01:53:56.000 Kyle Dunigan, but why didn't you pull that up?

01:53:58.000 Because we've shown it plenty, but.

01:54:01.000 No, he doesn't do that.

01:54:02.000 This Kyle Dunigan thing is much more adventurous.

01:54:05.000 He looks in the mirror and he just goes, what am I doing?

01:54:09.000 Where am I?

01:54:11.000 This can't go on for four years.

01:54:13.000 I don't see it going on for another four days.

01:54:16.000 I don't know what the fuck I'm doing.

01:54:17.000 Have you ever been in over your head?

01:54:20.000 Like, I remember when I was in college, I worked at the school newspaper and I did a very, very tiny dabbling in desktop publishing.

01:54:29.000 This is before Quark Express, before Premiere or InDesign.

01:54:33.000 And it was, I think it was Corel Draw or something back then.

01:54:37.000 And I accepted a job to make a poster for this journalist convention.

01:54:43.000 And he had all their names and then he had a magnifying glass on their names where some of the more important names were sort of bigger through the magnifying glass.

01:54:49.000 It was a good idea for a poster.

01:54:51.000 I didn't know what the fuck I was doing.

01:54:53.000 And the computers back then, they couldn't handle big images and I barely knew how to scan.

01:54:57.000 And I was sweating.

01:54:58.000 And the guy who hired me was pissed.

01:55:02.000 I know what it feels like.

01:55:04.000 You get it a lot in your first few jobs where they go, okay, there's the propane.

01:55:08.000 When people come up with the propane tanks and you're like, got it, no problem.

01:55:11.000 And then you're trying to screw it on.

01:55:13.000 It's shooting out.

01:55:15.000 You can't make a good seal.

01:55:16.000 And you're like, I'm going to fucking burn my hands off.

01:55:18.000 I don't know what I'm doing here.

01:55:22.000 Who are you?

01:55:23.000 I'm you, man.

01:55:25.000 Come on.

01:55:25.000 It's me, Joey B. How'd you get in here?

01:55:29.000 This is security.

01:55:30.000 I've tuned it a million times.

01:55:32.000 That's who he is.

01:55:32.000 I can't believe we watched this before this all happened.

01:55:35.000 Well, the difference is being there is Peter Sellers was having a gay old time.

01:55:40.000 Right, right.

01:55:41.000 But I honestly believe that Joe Biden feels like, remember when you didn't study for a test in school and you get the questions and you're like, I'm pretty good at history.

01:55:49.000 I think I'll do okay here.

01:55:51.000 And you read and it's like, the terrier commitment of Austro-Hungary in 1912 outlined which trade deals with the Ottoman Empire.

01:55:59.000 And you're like, whoa, I am fucked.

01:56:03.000 That's a bunch of shit I don't know.

01:56:05.000 This is an F. You're just looking at it.

01:56:09.000 I don't even almost know any of this.

01:56:11.000 What's an Ottoman Empire?

01:56:13.000 Correct.

01:56:14.000 Did they spell Otto Man wrong?

01:56:16.000 Yeah.

01:56:17.000 Where the fuck is Hungary?

01:56:19.000 The whole thing's about Austria?

01:56:22.000 Who the fuck is Franz Ferdinand?

01:56:24.000 You mean the band?

01:56:25.000 What's a WW1?

01:56:27.000 Is that a tax form?

01:56:30.000 I'm failing this class.

01:56:32.000 That's what Biden is going through right now.

01:56:34.000 Me knowing English doesn't make this paper make any more sense.

01:56:38.000 This could be in a different language.

01:56:39.000 This is Greek.

01:56:41.000 It's all Greek to him.

01:56:42.000 It's all Chinese.

01:56:46.000 All right, let's hit the mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:56:52.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbox.

01:57:03.000 Got some exciting news.

01:57:04.000 I just got a pilot submission from Gavin Wax.

01:57:07.000 Ooh.

01:57:08.000 Isabel Riley.

01:57:10.000 I have to, I sent in a request.

01:57:13.000 Shouldn't watch that live in case it sucked.

01:57:15.000 I think Milo may be no more with censored.tv.

01:57:19.000 Oh, right.

01:57:20.000 There's no hard feelings, no badness.

01:57:24.000 Just a very expensive show.

01:57:26.000 And I think I don't know.

01:57:30.000 We kept asking him to do this and do that.

01:57:32.000 And I think he just went, you know what?

01:57:33.000 This isn't worth it for me.

01:57:35.000 And we were like, okay.

01:57:38.000 Hope there's no bad blood.

01:57:40.000 I'd love to have you back as a guest on some other shows.

01:57:44.000 Very, very expensive show, that was.

01:57:47.000 And I'm looking forward to, we could probably buy like five shows for the price of Friday Nights All Right.

01:57:52.000 But I loved Friday Nights All Right.

01:57:54.000 Yeah.

01:57:54.000 Great show.

01:57:55.000 I really thought that Owen Benjamin intervention was a great episode.

01:57:57.000 That was great.

01:57:58.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:57:59.000 I think Owen Benjamin was really pissed about that.

01:58:01.000 He didn't take it too well, but I saw his follow-up stream.

01:58:03.000 He was lightly ribbing Milo.

01:58:04.000 He was like, dude, I got assaulted by a homo.

01:58:06.000 I'm just kidding.

01:58:07.000 No, he's really smart, but like, I don't believe the Trinity.

01:58:11.000 He was making jokes, but he was fine.

01:58:13.000 Okay.

01:58:13.000 He actually said he respected Milo a lot, and he's very funny.

01:58:17.000 Milo's a smart guy.

01:58:21.000 Sup, Gavmeister and Scheitemaster.

01:58:23.000 Jimmy here.

01:58:24.000 I remember you discussing Lily Allen in that sailor suit once.

01:58:28.000 You described her as something like the epitome of smoke show.

01:58:30.000 I agree, but I think I can do better.

01:58:32.000 Okay, first of all, no one is better.

01:58:34.000 There's no more attractive photograph than Lily Allen in a blue sailor suit.

01:58:42.000 Dude, you've sent this before.

01:58:45.000 Oh, that's pretty good.

01:59:01.000 Yeah, I think I still win.

01:59:04.000 That's fantastic.

01:59:05.000 Believe me, no one's kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.

01:59:09.000 And zoom out, Ryan.

01:59:10.000 You want to get her shoes.

01:59:12.000 Look at her, like the way her feet are.

01:59:15.000 And the other difference between mine and yours is your girl has no meat on her bones.

01:59:19.000 This is Lily.

01:59:20.000 She's been drinking quite a bit and she's getting some Guinness pudge.

01:59:24.000 Oh my God.

01:59:26.000 That should be sent to all gay bars to cure them.

01:59:30.000 You want gay conversion therapy?

01:59:31.000 It's right there.

01:59:34.000 That's the most attractive a woman could possibly be.

01:59:39.000 I think if I was a judge and she was raped, I'd be like, Lily, I mean, come on.

01:59:44.000 We're only human.

01:59:46.000 Don't ruin it with other shitty ones.

01:59:48.000 I mean, it looks like she holds up.

01:59:52.000 And he's like, is she a nine, that previous girl?

01:59:55.000 Yeah, maybe, yeah.

01:59:59.000 Ching, chong, ching, ching, chong, ching, ching, chang.

02:00:13.000 Okay.

02:00:15.000 It's Galway, you fucking Mongo, not Galloway.

02:00:19.000 Okay, sorry about that.

02:00:22.000 What up, guys?

02:00:22.000 Check out this dude I discovered on YouTube today.

02:00:24.000 If you thought Ryan's music videos cringe, just wait until you hear Brabo Gator.

02:00:29.000 Okay.

02:00:31.000 Take it from the top.

02:00:32.000 Take it down from the top.

02:00:33.000 I can't give you my love if I can't take your word.

02:00:39.000 Just jump in the middle.

02:00:43.000 I love it already.

02:00:46.000 So Polish.

02:00:47.000 So Albanian.

02:00:49.000 Albanian.

02:00:50.000 Yes.

02:00:52.000 What is Jesus?

02:01:24.000 It's Albanian country.

02:01:28.000 Thanks.

02:01:28.000 That was funny.

02:01:30.000 It's kind of Marilyn Manson-esque.

02:01:32.000 Vinny, I have three quick items as I know you're a busy guy.

02:01:37.000 What do you think of the Hollywood conservative Amanda Head?

02:01:41.000 First of all, why do you get three things?

02:01:45.000 I like her.

02:01:46.000 She seems cool.

02:01:47.000 Two, I know you like DIY stuff.

02:01:49.000 You might enjoy Matt Jordan.

02:01:50.000 He has an amazing YouTube page and it's a good palette cleanser after a day of whack-a-loons.

02:01:55.000 And now he shows Matt Jordan and his various wood projects.

02:01:58.000 Yeah, that does look cool.

02:02:00.000 Although, I don't have to have a bunch of fancy tools to make any of the shitties showing there.

02:02:05.000 So it's kind of prohibitive.

02:02:08.000 And finally, do you remember the mid-80s TV shows would swap out actors mid-series and then continue on without a hitch?

02:02:13.000 I just found a replacement for Ryan.

02:02:14.000 His name is Justin Wang, a half-Asian fellow from Queens who is great at editing and competent.

02:02:19.000 Oh, that's good.

02:02:21.000 So someone could replace Ryan.

02:02:24.000 He seems to be a big gamer.

02:02:26.000 That's his claim to fame.

02:02:28.000 He looks exquisite, right?

02:02:29.000 Nice and...

02:02:31.000 All right, well, that was a waste of time.

02:02:32.000 I've seen this guy.

02:02:36.000 Hey, Gavin, Lord of the Fag Zone.

02:02:37.000 Gavin mentioned on his show today that he expects a lot more attacks on the Hasidic community in New York.

02:02:41.000 I thought I would supply you with another Sopranos video drop for any Hasidic mention on your show.

02:02:46.000 Thank you.

02:02:47.000 While Ryan pulls that up, I'll move forward.

02:02:50.000 The Jew with the black clothes and the curls and everything.

02:02:54.000 They're called Hasidim.

02:02:55.000 Hasidim, but I don't believe him.

02:03:02.000 Paulie Walnuts was the best.

02:03:04.000 Yes, he's pretty good.

02:03:05.000 I heard he wasn't acting.

02:03:07.000 Oh, really?

02:03:08.000 That's just who he is.

02:03:09.000 Yeah, a little bit.

02:03:11.000 What do you mean, a little bit?

02:03:12.000 Because he was Paulie Walnuts?

02:03:13.000 Well, he was a tough guy.

02:03:14.000 He was a real wise guy back in the day.

02:03:16.000 And he wasn't an actor, really, for a large part of his life.

02:03:20.000 He's a real wise guy.

02:03:22.000 You should do a censor.tv presents green screen going over the 10, 15 reasons why you're gay for men without the sex, whether it be subjective reasons, for example, being Funnier than women or objective reasons, like inventing various things.

02:03:35.000 Yeah, that's a pretty good idea.

02:03:38.000 I'll take it.

02:03:39.000 I'll take it.

02:03:40.000 That's a pretty good idea.

02:03:41.000 Hey, drunk Gav and the gay fag.

02:03:43.000 Yesterday you talked about a woman who adopted a 19-year-old.

02:03:45.000 I almost always agree with your takes, but I think you're way off on this one.

02:03:48.000 She's actually helping stop crime and saving the taxpayers tons of money, about $300,000.

02:03:53.000 Over 23,000 kids per year age out of foster care in America when they turn 18, and aged-out foster kids end up contributing to almost all of America's problems at some point.

02:04:02.000 A few examples.

02:04:03.000 The average age-out youth ends up costing the taxpayer $300,000 to take care of the later.

02:04:08.000 To take care of the latter, I guess?

02:04:11.000 In some states, up to 75% of inmates were aged-out kids.

02:04:14.000 Over 27% become instantly homeless.

02:04:16.000 Okay, but dude, what I'm saying is this is a problem with society where people who are 19 still need care.

02:04:26.000 I moved out at 18.

02:04:28.000 Everyone shouldn't be on their own at 18.

02:04:30.000 You shouldn't need to be adopted.

02:04:32.000 Now, if this woman was going to cause even more shit if she wasn't adopted, that's fucking pathetic, too.

02:04:39.000 You know what I mean?

02:04:40.000 That's part of the same stupid problem.

02:04:42.000 You know how absurd she looked in that photograph when she was hugging her foster mom at the age of 19?

02:04:50.000 Hey, boys, oddly enough, Bruce Jenner's voice didn't change post-sex change.

02:04:53.000 If you look up more recent interviews with him prior to the sex change, his voice is the same.

02:04:57.000 I believe it could be due to all the plastic surgery he's gotten.

02:05:01.000 Okay, but it definitely was normal in the old days.

02:05:08.000 Dear G-Dog and Rypup, watch the vaxed woman in the background as she drops dead.

02:05:13.000 I believe this is at a place where people are getting their vaccinations and they have to wait 15 to 30 minutes after their injection to see if they have side effects.

02:05:19.000 The Latino lady is very wide, so you can't see the woman until the point where she just drops.

02:05:24.000 I like you more than a friend.

02:05:26.000 P.S., please get that mailing info for Joey Biggs in a graphic at the end of the show.

02:05:30.000 It is there.

02:05:31.000 It is there.

02:05:34.000 His case is so nuts.

02:05:35.000 I was talking to his lawyer yesterday.

02:05:39.000 Wait, let's hear what she's saying.

02:05:52.000 But that makes people real nervous.

02:05:56.000 What's the matter with her?

02:05:58.000 That woman who just got the exact same chemical injected into her that I have?

02:06:03.000 Or the chemical I'm waiting for?

02:06:05.000 JK was waiting for?

02:06:09.000 They're arguing they have to keep him in prison.

02:06:12.000 This trial is barely even almost sort of maybe almost one iota of begun.

02:06:18.000 And they have to keep him there because he's a flight risk, because he's dangerous.

02:06:21.000 And then the proof of that is all these Telegram chats.

02:06:24.000 And I read the Telegram chats and it's like, what time are we meeting there?

02:06:28.000 Like, they're totally benign.

02:06:30.000 And that's the state's smoking gun.

02:06:32.000 That's not the defense.

02:06:34.000 And they're all saying things like, okay, well, they kept saying we got to get a team together.

02:06:39.000 All right.

02:06:41.000 Wow.

02:06:42.000 You know what just happened here?

02:06:44.000 What?

02:06:46.000 Michael Graves, he's officially a witness.

02:06:49.000 I believe he's an official witness for the thing because there was that show that he was going to have and everybody was going to go to.

02:06:58.000 Okay.

02:06:58.000 Right.

02:06:59.000 So check that out on his show, which is Radio Deadly.

02:07:05.000 And then here's his contact card.

02:07:06.000 Yeah, it's at the end of every episode.

02:07:11.000 And I got that file that you requested that finally downloaded.

02:07:15.000 Would you like to see that?

02:07:17.000 Let's have a brief look at the beginning.

02:07:19.000 Okay.

02:07:20.000 Here we go.

02:07:24.000 Welcome to Name the Jew.

02:07:26.000 Sorry, Gavin Wax.

02:07:30.000 Okay.

02:07:31.000 Welcome to the White Power Hour.

02:07:33.000 Welcome to the inaugural episode of the Spiel podcast show.

02:07:38.000 We're still working on the branding, but it's a new show on censored.tv.

02:07:42.000 I'm one of our co-hosts, Gavin Wax, and our other co-host.

02:07:46.000 I'm Isabella Riley.

02:07:47.000 We're both politically active online.

02:07:50.000 We have some disagreements, so we're going to go over some of the headlines of the week, political, cultural, or otherwise, argue about our differences.

02:07:56.000 I'm more of a conservative national populist, and Isabella is kind of an annoying Lolberg, atheist, vegan.

02:08:03.000 No.

02:08:05.000 Annoying, Lil Bernie.

02:08:08.000 I love it.

02:08:09.000 Their cameras are great.

02:08:10.000 I said he's a good one.

02:08:10.000 Yeah, and their sound is pretty dope.

02:08:12.000 Sounds good, too.

02:08:14.000 Can they scroll forward and see if they pull up any of the articles they're talking about or they just talk about them?

02:08:18.000 GP, good point.

02:08:20.000 I think I just saw something there.

02:08:22.000 Let's see.

02:08:23.000 So they're cutting back and forth to two of her ankles.

02:08:25.000 That's the New York Republican Club.

02:08:28.000 Great news.

02:08:29.000 That's exciting.

02:08:29.000 Nice.

02:08:34.000 Dr. Fauci's first pitch versus Sister Mary's first pitch.

02:08:40.000 This sums it up perfectly.

02:08:42.000 Dr. Fauci, when you're ready, it's your turn.

02:08:46.000 You can already tell this is going to be terrible.

02:08:49.000 Will it even make it to the plate?

02:08:51.000 Oh my God.

02:08:54.000 He's your fan.

02:08:58.000 What?

02:08:59.000 Damn.

02:09:01.000 Oh, shh.

02:09:03.000 Wait, that was a strike.

02:09:06.000 Right in the strike zone?

02:09:07.000 Did that hit home plate or was that just perfectly in the strike zone?

02:09:10.000 Yeah, I suck.

02:09:11.000 Okay.

02:09:12.000 Look what she does here.

02:09:13.000 Boom.

02:09:14.000 I'm very familiar with the physics of a baseball.

02:09:16.000 Thank you.

02:09:17.000 I think that was a strike.

02:09:18.000 I don't think it hit the plate.

02:09:20.000 Oh, I see.

02:09:21.000 Wow.

02:09:21.000 Nice.

02:09:22.000 Nice, Sister Mary.

02:09:24.000 Dear Gav Guy and Bergermeister von Buttfuckberg.

02:09:28.000 Wow, Jesus Christ.

02:09:29.000 By the way, you guys, I've been to the fag zone recently.

02:09:32.000 It makes an episode of Hoarders look like an episode of Martha Stewart.

02:09:36.000 It's this much clothes.

02:09:38.000 There's flies.

02:09:39.000 He has flies buzzing around.

02:09:41.000 And there's probably three feet of clothes, just wall to wall.

02:09:46.000 In the bathroom, there are fruit flies when I, yeah.

02:09:50.000 In the bathroom.

02:09:50.000 That's his defense.

02:09:51.000 No, no, not the bathroom.

02:09:53.000 Not the bathroom.

02:09:54.000 Because, you know, we've been getting a lot more fruit, and we want to keep it out, and then so we have to throw it out.

02:09:59.000 I'm smelling something.

02:10:01.000 I think you stink.

02:10:02.000 I think you've brought the fag zone to the studio.

02:10:05.000 You smell like garbage.

02:10:07.000 I don't.

02:10:08.000 Oh, God.

02:10:10.000 Smell amazing.

02:10:10.000 I want to thank Gavin for recommending to stand up for what you believe in and not be a pussy.

02:10:15.000 I'm a college student at the University of Illinois.

02:10:16.000 I'm in a gen ed class about the show Babylon Berlin.

02:10:19.000 Decent show about Berlin after World War I, but pre-Hitler.

02:10:22.000 A lot of weird German shit in it, though.

02:10:24.000 And my professor had us read an op-ed comparing a coup in the show to January 6th.

02:10:31.000 You mean the great January 6th meandering that happened?

02:10:37.000 The meandering of the Capitol?

02:10:40.000 The great meandering.

02:10:43.000 She asked for our reaction to the article, and I said, I disagree.

02:10:47.000 I think what happened that day was wrong, but to compare it to a coup is wrong.

02:10:53.000 I think a lot of those people were just people following the crowd, and a lot of it was just silly.

02:10:57.000 For example, taking selfies in the Capitol building and stealing the podium are way different than trying to actually assassinate a mayor.

02:11:05.000 Also, I'm pretty sure they were unarmed, and when they stormed the Capitol, I said it, my professor and classmates were bewildered.

02:11:12.000 Yeah, that's a thing I've noticed about the left, too.

02:11:14.000 Like, when I talk to them about Rodney King, and I go, Rodney King had it coming.

02:11:19.000 He resisted arrest.

02:11:20.000 He had just gone on a high-speed chase through a residential area.

02:11:22.000 He could have killed kids, and he refused to put his hands up.

02:11:26.000 Everyone with him was down on the ground with their hands on their head, and he got tased, and then he laughed after he was tased.

02:11:32.000 And they go, I've never heard anyone defend the beating of Rodney King before.

02:11:39.000 And I'm like, well, wait till we get started on the Central Park V. Like, they've never heard the other side.

02:11:46.000 Howard Stern is like that, too.

02:11:47.000 He just talks about how dumb we are and how we won't wear a mask and how you need a mask and how we're not getting vaccine and we're killing our grandparents and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:11:56.000 Without ever hearing the other side.

02:11:58.000 We know their side.

02:12:00.000 Ann Coulter fucking, she's basically a boxer who spars all day.

02:12:05.000 Every time I've been anywhere with Ann Coulter, and we've been on vacation a couple times, MSNBC is on 24 hours a day.

02:12:12.000 She doesn't watch Fox News.

02:12:14.000 She knows our side.

02:12:15.000 She wants to hear what they have to say.

02:12:17.000 And by the way, when they call the Central Park V, when they have them on, they call them the exonerated five.

02:12:23.000 They're not the Central Park V anymore.

02:12:25.000 Ann Coulter's got great articles about the Central Park V. I said it, and my professor and classmates were bewildered, yet I could tell by some of their faces they agreed, but were too scared to agree.

02:12:35.000 And nothing bad happened.

02:12:36.000 I just felt better about myself for speaking the truth.

02:12:39.000 Just this pussy guy in my class said, obviously trying to get some feminist points, that he was deeply ashamed by our country, and he couldn't tell the difference between them and the Nazis in this show.

02:12:50.000 Oh, he meant say them.

02:12:51.000 So he can't tell a difference between Nazis in the 40s, or I guess the 30s in this case, and Americans today.

02:13:00.000 Yeah, that's a tough distinction, isn't it?

02:13:02.000 Fuck that pussy and fuck all the other cucks.

02:13:05.000 Thanks again, King.

02:13:06.000 I like you more than a friend.

02:13:08.000 I am done.

02:13:08.000 Here we go.

02:13:09.000 I'm done.

02:13:11.000 All right, let's get to the final video.

02:13:13.000 And that was a great letter.

02:13:28.000 That white supremacy thing included fear of confrontation.

02:13:32.000 Whoever wrote that has never met working-class white people.

02:13:35.000 Have you never met an Irishman?

02:13:37.000 Fear of confrontation?

02:13:39.000 Have you ever met a Southerner?

02:13:43.000 What do you think the Civil War was?

02:13:45.000 It had nothing to do with slavery.

02:13:47.000 Someone told a Southerner what to do, and he lost shit.

02:13:51.000 And 620,000 men died because someone told the South how to behave.

02:13:57.000 I'm sure the liberal whites in academia are scared of confrontation, but that's a minority.

02:14:03.000 Majority of white people are poor and they like a good tune-up.

02:14:14.000 You see, she's justifiably scared of confrontation.

02:14:19.000 Oh, my.

02:14:20.000 She wasn't using her force field, to be fair.

02:14:23.000 Why didn't you use your force field?

02:14:25.000 Now I'm writhing around on the ground because it's about me.

02:14:27.000 I'm the one who's hurt.

02:14:28.000 Okay, this is horrible.

02:14:30.000 This is...

02:14:31.000 Don't worry.

02:14:31.000 It's not like gross.

02:14:32.000 No one dies or anything.

02:14:34.000 But what's horrible about this is, remember yesterday we were talking about the balcony collapsing and I liked it?

02:14:38.000 Right.

02:14:40.000 Well, I'm as disgusted as you guys are.

02:14:44.000 As a Christian, as a God-fearing man, I love my fellow person.

02:14:47.000 We've been talking about Satan a lot in this episode.

02:14:50.000 That politician was called, they said she sold her soul to Satan and a lot of this women against having kids seems satanic.

02:15:00.000 But I just loved watching this woman get hit by a car.

02:15:04.000 Isn't that a horrible thing?

02:15:06.000 Show she's going to be okay?

02:15:08.000 No, it's not gross, but I watched this about four times and I was disgusted with myself for enjoying it so much.

02:15:14.000 Here's hoping you don't enjoy it.

02:15:16.000 Turn the volume way up.

02:15:29.000 Does he run over her?

02:15:30.000 Oh, thank God.

02:15:33.000 Hi.

02:15:34.000 Wow.

02:15:35.000 What a piece of dirt.

02:15:37.000 How did that make you feel?

02:15:38.000 Not great.

02:15:42.000 It sounds loud and painful.

02:15:44.000 What's rolling away there?

02:15:46.000 I don't know.

02:15:46.000 Is that like a thing of coke?

02:15:49.000 Was she like drinking while she...

02:15:51.000 Maybe a water bottle?

02:15:53.000 Now I can't stop watching it.

02:15:55.000 I don't know what that is.

02:15:56.000 She's got her phone.

02:16:00.000 She really took a tumble there.

02:16:02.000 Yes, she did.

02:16:03.000 And then the caterwauling right before she was hit.

02:16:07.000 This might be some sort of disturbing latent sexism that I got to go have removed.

02:16:11.000 Because I'll have to see it again.

02:16:14.000 I'm embarrassed to admit.

02:16:22.000 Is it the sound that does it for you?

02:16:25.000 The legs?

02:16:26.000 I don't know, man.

02:16:29.000 You need to watch.

02:16:30.000 You want to be honest.

02:16:31.000 I know.

02:16:32.000 You are being honest.

02:16:33.000 It's a sin.

02:16:34.000 I want to fix it.

02:16:34.000 That's true.

02:16:35.000 But I enjoyed watching that woman get that caterwalling cat get pummeled by a car.

02:16:43.000 Get pummeled.

02:16:44.000 Get caterwalled.

02:16:46.000 And never stop repeating the footage.

02:16:49.000 So tomorrow is a funny day because Anthony's not going to be there.

02:16:55.000 He's going to Austin.

02:16:57.000 He's doing Joe Rogan's show where he can talk about Proud Boys being wearing Perry Ellis's.

02:17:03.000 Nice.

02:17:04.000 Why is Anthony not canceled and I am?

02:17:10.000 I guess Proud Boys.

02:17:13.000 So I'm going to do his show by myself.

02:17:16.000 It'll be like the old days.

02:17:17.000 And that's going to be live from 4 to 6 instead of 5 to 6.

02:17:21.000 So it'll just be like this show.

02:17:24.000 4 to 6.

02:17:25.000 We'll be in the studio.

02:17:26.000 I might get a guest.

02:17:26.000 Nice.

02:17:27.000 I was thinking of that guy, Michael Rechtenwald, the NYU prof. Yeah.

02:17:32.000 Might get him.

02:17:33.000 I should get a chick.

02:17:35.000 Weren't you going to do the ladies?

02:17:36.000 Yeah, maybe I'll find some broads.

02:17:38.000 I don't really know any broads anymore, though.

02:17:39.000 Like a female-friendly show, remember?

02:17:41.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:17:42.000 That whole idea?

02:17:43.000 I don't know any chicks anymore in New York City.

02:17:47.000 Do I?

02:17:48.000 We'll think.

02:17:48.000 We'll think about it.

02:17:50.000 Maybe I could have Gavin Wax and Isabel Riley on and talk about their new shit.

02:17:54.000 Not bad.

02:17:54.000 That could be a good way to introduce them.

02:17:56.000 That's be pretty cool.

02:17:56.000 Yeah, why don't I do that?

02:17:57.000 That'd be cool.

02:18:00.000 And so Rogan's going to have you Skype in from Ant Studio?

02:18:04.000 No, no, no.

02:18:05.000 Oh, you're going to zoom?

02:18:08.000 Look, someone gave Rogan $100 million, and one of the things they included was ex-Gavin, and he was like, buy Felicia.

02:18:15.000 Does anyone blame him?

02:18:16.000 He did that to a lot of people.

02:18:17.000 Does anyone blame him?

02:18:19.000 Dude, if someone gave me $100 million and they go, but you have to shoot right in the head, I'd be like, with what?

02:18:23.000 Can I get a gun here?

02:18:25.000 With what?

02:18:26.000 What am I magic?

02:18:26.000 I don't have a gun on me.

02:18:27.000 It's New York.

02:18:28.000 There, thank you.

02:18:30.000 Thank you, sir.

02:18:31.000 Anywho, I'll be going to Rikers now, and my family will be getting the money.

02:18:38.000 But yeah, that guy who wrote in that letter, you know, if you see someone, if you see something, say something, if you see someone getting slapped around, a woman, right?

02:18:47.000 And she's not being slapped around by a gang with guns, and you think you could take him, you could intervene.

02:18:53.000 Or even if you can't, if you don't intervene and you don't do something, it'll bother you for the rest of your life.

02:19:00.000 It will plague you.

02:19:02.000 And that is true to a lesser extent with confrontation, with someone saying something in a bar.

02:19:09.000 And if they're saying it privately, that's none of your fucking business.

02:19:12.000 If you hear someone's talking shit about you quietly, that's none of your business.

02:19:15.000 It's none of your business what people say about you behind your back.

02:19:17.000 But if someone is loudly saying something that's untrue or preaching to a class or telling you something that's untrue or insulting you in a way that's not justified and not ball breaking, you got to stand up for yourself.

02:19:30.000 You got to tell the truth.

02:19:31.000 It's so freeing to be totally honest all the time.

02:19:35.000 And you want to be cool.

02:19:37.000 Like my boxing friend, so how about that Canelo fight?

02:19:41.000 And I have to go, oh, I fell asleep and pissed my pants.

02:19:45.000 Now that's not cool, but that's me.

02:19:48.000 And that's really happened.

02:19:50.000 And I got it out.

02:19:51.000 And I didn't have to sit there and go, I thought it was really good in the sixth round.

02:19:56.000 And then the punching in the seventh round was even better than that.

02:19:59.000 That's a no way to live.

02:20:02.000 Now, you're at your job and you think your female boss is an affirmative action hire and she's totally incompetent.

02:20:12.000 That's getting tough because now I'm saying get fired.

02:20:15.000 When I say get fired at the end of this show, what I mean is don't sit there being someone you're not and let it all bubble over until you have cancer.

02:20:22.000 That doesn't mean you go up to the boss and go, you're fat as shit and you're dying.

02:20:27.000 That's a bit much.

02:20:29.000 But if someone's oppressing you or this affirmative action hire cunt is lording it over your head, eventually you got to tell her that this is not working out and you can't talk to me that way.

02:20:42.000 And if you get fired, that's not a big deal.

02:20:44.000 So you don't go out of your way to get fired, but don't let people give you cancer.

02:20:50.000 Don't let people infect you with their lies.

02:20:54.000 If someone's saying something annoying again and again, like Joe at the bar, he goes, I was making fun of him because he got dumped.

02:21:01.000 And I said, it must hurt to be dumped by someone who's clearly so perceptive.

02:21:06.000 And then I go to the bathroom laughing and I come back and he goes, hey, Gav, did I tell you my daughter there tried to kill herself?

02:21:13.000 She's in the bathtub.

02:21:14.000 It doesn't say that.

02:21:15.000 You're a liar.

02:21:17.000 Yeah, see?

02:21:18.000 And I was like, Joe, I know you're fucking lying.

02:21:20.000 You're a compulsive liar.

02:21:21.000 And I don't care if you lie to other people when you pretend you're in the Marines or you pretend you were as a nurse or any of that bullshit.

02:21:27.000 But I have a daughter.

02:21:28.000 And obviously, any father's worst fear is his daughter harming herself.

02:21:32.000 So now you're treading into my territory.

02:21:34.000 And that fucking pisses me off, you fucking asshole.

02:21:36.000 Don't ever say shit like that to me ever again.

02:21:40.000 Don't ever fucking lie about your fucking daughter who's not in the hospital right now, I guarantee it, to me ever again.

02:21:47.000 Boom.

02:21:48.000 That didn't eat away at me.

02:21:50.000 If I had just gone like, oh, that's sorry to hear.

02:21:52.000 No.

02:21:53.000 Now, there's obviously bums like Gary where you don't want to waste your time explaining reality to them because they don't live on Earth.

02:22:01.000 But if your teacher is telling you that January 6th was the same as Nazis in Germany, get an F. Tell her that's bullshit.

02:22:12.000 You can say it's an opinion, but it is bullshit.

02:22:15.000 And you should be allowed to say that.

02:22:17.000 In America, we've already got taxes so high we're borderline socialist country.

02:22:21.000 We've already got people getting arrested for saying the wrong things.

02:22:24.000 In Britain, we've got people going to jail and dying because their radio is too loud.

02:22:28.000 In Canada, we have pastors arrested on the highway because they dared to hold a sermon.

02:22:34.000 Medical tyranny is everywhere.

02:22:35.000 Communism and fascism is looming in this country, but America is still the freest in the land.

02:22:41.000 And it's up to you how much it remains free.

02:22:44.000 And the way you keep it free is you don't stifle yourself.

02:22:48.000 You're truthful and honest.

02:22:50.000 You tell people how you feel.

02:22:52.000 You call bullshit when you see it.

02:22:55.000 And you refuse to play their stupid games.

02:22:58.000 Like that picture of a million people, Zeke Heiling, and then the one guy in the middle just going like this.

02:23:04.000 That's you.

02:23:06.000 You're brave.

02:23:09.000 So if you're being fucked with at work and you've had enough of it, get fired.

02:23:16.000 Get in trouble.

02:23:17.000 Be brave.

02:23:19.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 11, 2021

S03E108 - THAT'S NOT REALITY

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