Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E109

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:33.000 I felt mean to cut that off.

00:00:36.000 I felt like a juke.

00:00:37.000 Oh, look, I've got a cool feedback.

00:00:40.000 That's why I never wear this coat on the air.

00:00:42.000 This is a very hot coat in 2000.

00:00:45.000 20 years later, it's fucking corny.

00:00:48.000 Corny.

00:00:49.000 But the reason I dress nice is so when you're going through the thumbnails, you can help remember what show.

00:00:54.000 That was college featuring electric youth.

00:00:57.000 That's a fan-made video.

00:00:58.000 It's terrible.

00:00:59.000 Don't even bother showing it.

00:01:00.000 But it's a good jam.

00:01:01.000 And my wife was feeling blue last night.

00:01:04.000 She lost another friend to Trump, even though she hates Trump.

00:01:08.000 And, you know, still.

00:01:10.000 Wait, that's still happening?

00:01:13.000 Well, it's, you know, it's the same one.

00:01:14.000 It's the best friend for life.

00:01:16.000 But she was like having a rough night of it.

00:01:18.000 Oh, man.

00:01:19.000 She went to Williamsburg over the weekend and she saw these hipsters and everything came flooding back.

00:01:28.000 So what do you do when your wife's blue?

00:01:30.000 You sit there and drink tequila and listen to her music and talk her down.

00:01:38.000 Make her feel nice.

00:01:40.000 And then I kept saying, what is this?

00:01:43.000 Send me this.

00:01:43.000 And that was from the movie Drive.

00:01:46.000 But check it out.

00:01:46.000 It's a good jam.

00:01:51.000 So you should always be asking girls about music.

00:01:55.000 Or else you're just listening to Motorhead all the time.

00:01:57.000 And you never would experience Electric Youth from Canada, Toronto, Ontario, Girl Boy Band.

00:02:05.000 I was going to do Andrew W.K.'s new jam.

00:02:07.000 I'm in heaven.

00:02:08.000 He's got Cat Denning's Tits, which you can learn all about on censored.tv on the website.

00:02:13.000 I was talking about his new song.

00:02:16.000 And on the website, I also explained, it's me he's writing.

00:02:19.000 You can tell when I'm writing the post, that he's a very weird dude.

00:02:25.000 He's a nerd.

00:02:27.000 Like James O'Keefe and him are very similar in the sense that they have balls of steel.

00:02:33.000 And you think they're tough guys, but if you know them really well, you realize they're nerds.

00:02:36.000 I'm not saying nerd in a negative way.

00:02:39.000 But Andrew used to work at Kim's Video on St. Mark's Place.

00:02:43.000 And it was where you'd, back in the late 90s, it's where you'd go to get like some weird Korean movie where they eat a baby or something.

00:02:52.000 Like the most out there shit.

00:02:53.000 So he's an artist.

00:02:56.000 He's a weird art kid.

00:02:58.000 But because he's fucking ripped and does these songs about partying hard, Steve Mike is his other personality.

00:03:05.000 You think he's like a tough dude.

00:03:07.000 Like Henry Rollins.

00:03:09.000 Yeah, he's the farthest thing from Henry Rollins.

00:03:12.000 Well, Henry Rollins is a nerd too.

00:03:14.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:03:15.000 Yeah.

00:03:16.000 Well, Henry Rollins, though, is like...

00:03:19.000 I don't know.

00:03:20.000 Yeah, I guess they're similar.

00:03:21.000 I don't like Rollins, though.

00:03:22.000 He's a rich kid.

00:03:32.000 I'm playing with those dudes quite a bit.

00:03:35.000 They're very fun.

00:03:36.000 That's obituary to the band.

00:03:39.000 This is like live-action death clock.

00:03:41.000 Remember that fake band on Cartoon Network?

00:03:44.000 Yeah.

00:03:49.000 He plays all the instruments when he makes these songs.

00:03:52.000 He just sits in his studio in Midtown all night long.

00:03:59.000 One time he didn't speak to me for months because I made fun of Jim Steinman, the guy who did Better to Hell, Meat Loaf's album.

00:04:07.000 He was like, I guess I had you all wrong.

00:04:10.000 It was down near.

00:04:14.000 So I had a, what did you do this weekend?

00:04:16.000 Went to an engagement party, one of my friends' potties.

00:04:19.000 Oh, who?

00:04:19.000 And a guy that worked for Rooster, my friend Braden, was like, ask me if he remembers me.

00:04:26.000 Do you remember Braden?

00:04:27.000 I showed you a picture.

00:04:28.000 Nope.

00:04:28.000 Maybe he changed his name to Kierden.

00:04:31.000 No, he did not.

00:04:32.000 He was a sound guy.

00:04:34.000 I do have kind of a loose recollection.

00:04:36.000 Really?

00:04:36.000 Oh, cool.

00:04:37.000 He said, like, yeah, I'd be doing stuff.

00:04:38.000 And he'd be like, no, and he'd go right to it and like do it himself.

00:04:41.000 And I'm like, yeah, that's Gabby.

00:04:42.000 Yeah, that's him.

00:04:43.000 You're right.

00:04:44.000 I was doing a lot of Adderall back in those advertising days because we were building a company.

00:04:50.000 And I got this fact checker called me from Vanity Fair saying, was it true you've done a lot of Adderall?

00:04:57.000 And I would go, oh, great.

00:04:58.000 So the angle's going to be, he was a nice, funny guy, and then he started doing speed, Adderall, and he became a psycho and started the Proud Boys and loved Trump and lost his mind.

00:05:12.000 None of these theories ever add up with the timing.

00:05:17.000 Like 2004, Johnny Knoxville introduced me to Adderall.

00:05:21.000 I did it very sporadically.

00:05:22.000 We do it for deadlines.

00:05:23.000 But before that, in the magazine industry, everyone does cocaine to meet a deadline.

00:05:28.000 And then they switch to Adderall.

00:05:29.000 But everyone in college, everyone in publishing, they all do Adderall at deadlines.

00:05:34.000 I don't do it more or less than anyone else.

00:05:35.000 Definitely don't do it now that I'm old.

00:05:38.000 But the times I was doing it the most is I was doing very funny commercials, like those vans commercials on like how to piss in public and how to drink in a bar and all that stuff.

00:05:48.000 I said, if you're looking for some sort of angle, I got political after 9-11.

00:05:51.000 I don't know.

00:05:52.000 I don't want to write the article for you, but I'm dreading that.

00:05:55.000 Not because I give a shit, but because my wife will see it and cry.

00:06:01.000 On Saturday, my buddy was having his 60th birthday party.

00:06:06.000 Tons of cops at this bar.

00:06:08.000 And I fucking spaced.

00:06:11.000 And I blame this baseball dad.

00:06:13.000 There was a baseball after party.

00:06:15.000 After a game, we got pizzas and beer.

00:06:17.000 And the dads were dull.

00:06:20.000 That was part of my wife's bummer is she's like, no one we know has any tattoos anymore.

00:06:26.000 I know that sounds gay, but we don't know any like weirdos.

00:06:29.000 Oh, True.

00:06:31.000 And we have good friends.

00:06:32.000 And I have way better friends than her because she's not very ambitious socially.

00:06:36.000 So I've got a very good, colorful crew of blue-collar weirdos and some MAGA dads and cops and stuff speckled in.

00:06:43.000 I'm quite happy with my setup.

00:06:44.000 But I could do that.

00:06:45.000 I did that in Montezuma, Costa Rica when I lived there.

00:06:47.000 I could do that in Paris.

00:06:49.000 In fact, I made a buddy the other day.

00:06:51.000 Did you?

00:06:52.000 We runs a, near our new office, he runs a recycling thing.

00:06:56.000 Oh, sure.

00:06:57.000 Wait, I'll get to that in a second.

00:06:58.000 So the dad goes, this is what pissed me off.

00:07:03.000 You ready for this one?

00:07:04.000 I left in a rage.

00:07:05.000 And then I started doing shots, and that's why I missed my friend's party because I got in what David Tell calls a booze time machine.

00:07:12.000 Amy Schumer stole that joke from him.

00:07:16.000 He goes, yeah, my wife's in Brooklyn right now.

00:07:18.000 So she's probably getting drunk and stoned.

00:07:20.000 And I go, ooh, Brooklyn, right now there's some really bad heroin going around.

00:07:24.000 And you know what he says?

00:07:26.000 Oh, not that kind of stoned.

00:07:30.000 Well.

00:07:33.000 Yeah.

00:07:33.000 And I just went, I got to go.

00:07:35.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?

00:07:38.000 If you think that I think that your wife is like...

00:07:41.000 Her kid's at a baseball tournament, but she's shooting up.

00:07:46.000 Fuck you, I'm gone.

00:07:48.000 So I left.

00:07:48.000 It's quiet.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

00:07:51.000 But yeah, my new...

00:07:52.000 Oh, so then I go to the bar, and guess who's at the fucking bar?

00:07:55.000 Whom?

00:07:57.000 Sayonara.

00:08:00.000 Remember the caller who said that weird Santa dude was harassing him?

00:08:06.000 He's like, hey, man, I'm Sayonara.

00:08:09.000 You named the show after me.

00:08:10.000 No, I don't know if he's stalking me and he found my bar.

00:08:12.000 I don't really care.

00:08:13.000 That's crazy.

00:08:14.000 It was a lot more interesting than fucking.

00:08:17.000 That's crazy.

00:08:18.000 So yeah, I just woke up drenched in piss Sunday morning.

00:08:24.000 And then I had to sort of milk it to avoid a hangover because my kid had a double header.

00:08:27.000 So I was having beers in those Coca-Cola sleeves all day.

00:08:32.000 And then, of course, I missed boxing.

00:08:34.000 And it all goes back to that guy not getting the heroin joke.

00:08:37.000 Fucker.

00:08:38.000 Although, I got to say, I got an unbelievable amount of shit done today.

00:08:41.000 You know what I've done today?

00:08:42.000 No.

00:08:43.000 Since you've been sniffing your balls?

00:08:46.000 I haven't been sniffing my balls.

00:08:48.000 I went and got a CO2 filled up for our kegerator at our new office, which is a cunt.

00:08:55.000 You have to drive way the fuck out to White Plains.

00:08:58.000 Get out of here.

00:08:59.000 Oh, yeah.

00:08:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:09:00.000 Oh, shit.

00:09:00.000 It's really hard to get CO2.

00:09:01.000 I knew it wasn't common.

00:09:03.000 And he almost wasn't going to help me because I didn't have a mask on.

00:09:06.000 Get the fuck out.

00:09:07.000 Yeah.

00:09:07.000 He didn't like me.

00:09:09.000 I should have said something.

00:09:09.000 Wouldn't that have been funny?

00:09:10.000 I went, you're not a big fan, are you?

00:09:12.000 Right.

00:09:12.000 Yeah, that's.

00:09:13.000 I just think we take these.

00:09:15.000 The manager was like, no, no, it's only if they're out of state.

00:09:17.000 You don't take them.

00:09:18.000 I was like, uh, I was like, you don't exactly have gaveitis, do you?

00:09:23.000 Is it the mask?

00:09:23.000 Is it the tats?

00:09:25.000 Yeah.

00:09:25.000 What's the problem?

00:09:27.000 I did that.

00:09:28.000 I went to the Redemption Center, which I thought was a place where we could find God, my new Bronx buddy, by our studio, the bar next door studio.

00:09:36.000 I'm already making pals.

00:09:37.000 I'm very charming.

00:09:38.000 So don't call me a Nazi or a white supremacist, or people are going to go, I guess I'm kind of a Nazi guy.

00:09:44.000 Yeah, good point.

00:09:44.000 I like these Nazis.

00:09:46.000 Maybe the Holocaust didn't happen after all.

00:09:50.000 But he goes, yeah, come by.

00:09:51.000 It's a redemption center.

00:09:53.000 Okay.

00:09:53.000 I get in the car.

00:09:54.000 I meet a...

00:09:55.000 Bob Marley theme here.

00:09:56.000 What's going on?

00:09:56.000 And it's all blacks.

00:10:00.000 And it's where you take your cans and your bottles.

00:10:03.000 And I think I know why.

00:10:07.000 And it's archaic.

00:10:10.000 It's third world.

00:10:12.000 Jeff, I took some pics.

00:10:14.000 So these guys, they stuff the plastic bottles and the cans are going to different sections, but you have to send all the Poland Springs to Poland Spring.

00:10:26.000 Do you understand?

00:10:27.000 Because they're paying the five cents.

00:10:30.000 So just because you have all your clear plastic sorted, that's just the tip of the iceberg now.

00:10:36.000 I need all of the Poland Spring to go to one, all the Schweppes to go somewhere else.

00:10:42.000 That all has to be divided again.

00:10:43.000 So that's just going into the main machine before it gets sorted.

00:10:46.000 That's getting counted.

00:10:48.000 And then they give you a slip.

00:10:50.000 He showed me a big, huge, like this desk twice, right?

00:10:54.000 Fill up your entire SUV.

00:10:56.000 That's $100.

00:10:58.000 And it was, I think I took a picture.

00:11:01.000 It's, oh, fuck.

00:11:04.000 It was like 800 cans.

00:11:06.000 Yeah, I got the picture here.

00:11:08.000 There we go.

00:11:09.000 157 cans gives you 785.

00:11:14.000 No, yeah.

00:11:16.000 And then 857 of something else gives you 42.85.

00:11:21.000 That is not good.

00:11:22.000 Yeah.

00:11:23.000 No, that was all cans.

00:11:25.000 So I don't know why it's in two different counts, but that was cans.

00:11:28.000 So he ended up with $100, but like his SUV was packed to the hilt.

00:11:35.000 No, sorry, it was enough to pack an SUV to the hilt.

00:11:38.000 So when people collect cans like the homeless, that's not lucrative.

00:11:42.000 Well, you just saw exactly how lucrative it is.

00:11:44.000 And I guess that's where all those people were.

00:11:46.000 Because if you saw the lineup, go back to the lineup.

00:11:51.000 Focus on the recycling.

00:11:54.000 That was the only white guy there.

00:11:55.000 That guy was pissed at me.

00:11:57.000 Don't recycling, Ryan.

00:11:58.000 Don't make me fucking smash this monitor.

00:12:02.000 Those guys, like, they don't work at a bottles plant.

00:12:05.000 Those guys are clearly garbage pickers, right?

00:12:09.000 Yeah.

00:12:10.000 The Bronx is in the third world.

00:12:13.000 New York City's in the third world.

00:12:14.000 Every time I'm there, every day, I go, I walk around and I go, Dad, Zambia is just like New York City.

00:12:25.000 It's as revolutionized.

00:12:27.000 Look at the skyscrapers, I say.

00:12:30.000 And the Bronx is not much better.

00:12:34.000 Then I met the contractor at our new studio.

00:12:37.000 And like, I didn't want to give away pics to the studio, but Milo's really pushed this we're going under thing.

00:12:44.000 And it's everywhere.

00:12:45.000 Newsweek, Wikipedia, Jared Holt, Zachary Petero, he's the guy that got fired for harassing Laura Loomer.

00:12:53.000 So what they're doing is they say, the headline is, Proud Boy's founder denies that censor.tv is going, has massive layoffs.

00:13:03.000 So they still get to put it up there.

00:13:05.000 But isn't it funny how it's Jared Holt and Zachary Pietero, whatever his name is, and those are the guys that I harassed at CPAC at the same time.

00:13:14.000 Remember, I was attacking Jared, going, Jared, get over here.

00:13:17.000 And then Zach stands in front of him.

00:13:20.000 Now, that's a different guy, Ewan Palmer.

00:13:23.000 And I go, what are you, is security?

00:13:24.000 And started laughing.

00:13:25.000 And both of those guys are spearheading this.

00:13:27.000 Let's report on it, censored.tv going under.

00:13:31.000 So now I got it.

00:13:33.000 And the annoying thing about it, too, is when we have the new studio and new shows and we're around for a year, is the headline going to be not going under after all, doing just great?

00:13:44.000 So what's the headline going to be in a year?

00:13:48.000 Or do they just...

00:13:49.000 Well, you know exactly what happens.

00:13:51.000 It just swept under the rug.

00:13:53.000 My shit is.

00:13:55.000 No, that's the same motherfucking article, shit for brains.

00:13:59.000 But you can actually see this one because it's on MSN News.

00:14:03.000 Okay.

00:14:04.000 And then there's this one.

00:14:07.000 Yeah, that's the one.

00:14:08.000 Look at the graphic there.

00:14:09.000 Really going for it.

00:14:12.000 I used to get lawyers involved every time they call me a white supremacist over there, so they get real mad.

00:14:19.000 That's Max Hare, who's in prison for four years.

00:14:22.000 We were at a anti-what's her name?

00:14:28.000 Is it Ilhan Omar?

00:14:29.000 No, the other one, the really Palestinian chick.

00:14:33.000 Linda Sarsoul.

00:14:34.000 Linda Sarsu.

00:14:35.000 I haven't heard her name in a long time.

00:14:36.000 Has she disappeared?

00:14:38.000 I guess so.

00:14:40.000 We were protesting her.

00:14:41.000 It was all me and all Hasidic Jews, Israelis, protesting her.

00:14:45.000 And then Max was there to do security.

00:14:48.000 And that picture is used as an example of evil white supremacy.

00:14:51.000 I'm going to get to that in the racism section.

00:14:54.000 Speaking of jihadists, today's book is by Stephen Emerson, American Jihad, an incredible book.

00:15:00.000 This guy knows more than the FBI.

00:15:01.000 He breaks down the first World Trade Center attack, the second one.

00:15:05.000 He says what American jihadists were involved.

00:15:09.000 He talks about this cabal of terrorist groups in America.

00:15:15.000 He breaks it down in a way where you just go, well, where's the fucking FBI?

00:15:21.000 Like, can they just read this?

00:15:23.000 I honestly think he knows more than the FBI.

00:15:25.000 And the FBI, of course, is totally focused on January 6th.

00:15:31.000 150 people facing serious fucking charges for January 6th.

00:15:37.000 Let me just jump ahead and show you new footage that came out today of this, the January 6th insurrection.

00:15:46.000 You're going to freak out when you see the cops getting the shit kicked out of them in this video.

00:15:50.000 It's horrible.

00:15:51.000 That's 4-2.

00:15:56.000 New video reveals Capitol Police Officer giving protesters permission to enter the building.

00:16:03.000 Joe Biggs and Ethan Nordain are in solitary confinement right now.

00:16:06.000 They cannot get out.

00:16:07.000 Their trial hasn't even close to begun.

00:16:10.000 But the court is arguing that if they're released, they can start a revolution because they're so powerful.

00:16:18.000 Like El Chapo.

00:16:19.000 So that's their logic.

00:16:21.000 Forget the jihadists.

00:16:22.000 I don't care.

00:16:23.000 I'm concerned about this weirdo with a beard.

00:16:26.000 A bunch of angry blue-collars who didn't like the way the election went and argued and admittedly made a mistake.

00:16:34.000 But this is the insurrection that everyone's going to prison for.

00:17:15.000 Everybody, this must be peaceful.

00:17:17.000 This has to be peaceful.

00:17:19.000 We have the right to peacefully assemble.

00:17:25.000 Pretty amazing.

00:17:26.000 That's what there are.

00:17:27.000 150 people are facing.

00:17:28.000 I think 30 of them are proud boys, about 50 of them are oath keepers.

00:17:32.000 And they're looking at five years.

00:17:34.000 Not the death penalty, don't you worry.

00:17:36.000 But the left doesn't give a shit about that footage or the other footage where that Q shaman was like, hey man, oh, there's the footage of the cops going, come on in, come on in.

00:17:46.000 Or how about the Antifa guy who was there and got paid 70 grand from CNN to show his footage?

00:17:52.000 I believe the black dude who's in Antifa got Ashley Babbitt killed.

00:17:56.000 I think he smashed the window and he was the one going, go, go, go.

00:18:00.000 We still don't know who shot her.

00:18:02.000 If a cop shoots a black guy, you find out his home address in about 10 minutes.

00:18:06.000 When a black cop shoots a MAGA woman, hi guys.

00:18:18.000 I'm France.

00:18:20.000 No, you can't come in.

00:18:21.000 Nobody can come in.

00:18:24.000 Come on in.

00:18:25.000 You can't come in.

00:18:27.000 How did a disorganized mob break into what's supposed to be look at Amy Siskind, the worst person possibly in the country, 4-1, just frothing at the mouth.

00:18:40.000 Dying.

00:18:41.000 I realize justice takes time and A.G. Garland hasn't been there too long, but I want justice.

00:18:47.000 I want to see some of these Trump regime villains in court and in prison.

00:18:52.000 Oh, maybe she's not talking about the insurrection per se.

00:18:55.000 She's just talking about all of them.

00:18:59.000 Nazis, high command.

00:19:00.000 Oh, for fuck's sakes.

00:19:02.000 For fuck's sakes, Alan.

00:19:07.000 And I got a question about January 6th.

00:19:10.000 Anyone concerned about the pipe bombs?

00:19:16.000 What happened to that?

00:19:18.000 Pipe bombs near the RNC and the DNC.

00:19:21.000 Okay.

00:19:22.000 Sounds like we got a perfect bad guy here where both sides can get together and say we need camera footage.

00:19:29.000 No, we've got the Wall Street Journal, all the tattletale journalists pouring over video footage.

00:19:36.000 my mom was there.

00:19:37.000 We have people ratting out their own mothers.

00:19:39.000 My mom was there.

00:19:40.000 She didn't go into the Capitol boot.

00:19:41.000 She was there.

00:19:41.000 She had a sign.

00:19:42.000 Get her.

00:19:44.000 Okay.

00:19:44.000 Get the pipe bomb guy while you're there.

00:19:46.000 Okay.

00:19:49.000 So, yeah.

00:19:51.000 I went and met the contractor.

00:19:54.000 And I guess I'll show you a pics of the new studio.

00:19:59.000 I'm forced to because we're told we're going under.

00:20:04.000 Here we go, guys.

00:20:05.000 Ruining the surprise.

00:20:06.000 So that's going to be, that now has a censored neon sign on it that my little Vietnamese buddy made.

00:20:13.000 And that's going to be the backdrop for, I'm going to build three sets.

00:20:17.000 One is like a new set for this, but I'll have TVs behind me.

00:20:20.000 Two is a bar where I'm going to interview like Vietnam vets and plumbers and regular Joes and ask them like, how do you be a plumber?

00:20:27.000 Who shouldn't be a plumber?

00:20:29.000 And then, yeah, that's the bar.

00:20:32.000 It's come along.

00:20:32.000 That's the same bar I had on the CRTV tonight, which is kind of dumb because I imported it from DC and it's high.

00:20:40.000 It's for standing people.

00:20:41.000 So I have to build a platform to put chairs on.

00:20:44.000 Anyway, we're giving this all away, going behind the curtain.

00:20:49.000 There's my buddy, JJ, the craftsman.

00:20:53.000 Look at him.

00:20:55.000 He is incredible.

00:20:57.000 Do you know how fucking hard it is to bend glass like that and make it into a font?

00:21:03.000 Look at that weird thing.

00:21:05.000 I said to his wife, I go, aren't you happy you married him?

00:21:08.000 No, that's recycling, Ryan.

00:21:11.000 Did you think that was our studio?

00:21:12.000 I said put them in different categories.

00:21:16.000 That one I couldn't tell what was going on.

00:21:18.000 Oh, you thought that was our studio and not a recycling plant?

00:21:20.000 Well, I saw metal, and I saw, I was like, okay, that's probably.

00:21:25.000 You saw metal.

00:21:26.000 Okay.

00:21:27.000 There's a sign going up.

00:21:30.000 So I haven't added that other pillar on the other side.

00:21:32.000 I want it to be symmetrical.

00:21:33.000 And I got to say, I know I'm bragging before we're even done, but I know it's going to look fucking awesome.

00:21:38.000 And I look at like even Tucker Carlson's set, Dave Rubin, Candace Owens.

00:21:43.000 What they do is they hire someone who's a stylist who does sets.

00:21:48.000 And they suck.

00:21:49.000 They always have like a ball of knots and then a bowl with like porcupine fucking berries in it or something.

00:21:57.000 And then like a little glass square.

00:21:59.000 And that's on some dumb shelf with some cornball lighting.

00:22:03.000 Like you don't have any fucking opinions?

00:22:06.000 You don't have any taste?

00:22:08.000 Why are you getting such a brutally generic, shitty set?

00:22:13.000 Oh, go back.

00:22:15.000 Let's look at some more pics as I reluctantly peel back the curtain.

00:22:20.000 How can you not tell the difference between a recycling plant in the third world and our studio that you've been to?

00:22:28.000 Well, very...

00:22:30.000 I just put them all together very quickly.

00:22:32.000 Well, I told you not to.

00:22:33.000 I said separate them.

00:22:35.000 Yeah.

00:22:36.000 You said, can you get the two groups together?

00:22:39.000 That's what you said.

00:22:41.000 I just said, okay, we'll put these all together.

00:22:43.000 Yeah, so mix them all up.

00:22:44.000 So when I'm talking about him, we see the wrong pictures all the time.

00:22:47.000 Now, this is Ryan's office, and I had the window taken out because I didn't want to glare.

00:22:53.000 And the desk I got him is like an executive desk this big because he's such a fucking pig that I'm hoping he'll just use all those drawers and we won't have to look at his clutter.

00:23:02.000 But I don't even care because he's got his own little area now.

00:23:04.000 He's not next to me.

00:23:05.000 It's badass, man.

00:23:06.000 He's miles away.

00:23:07.000 Let's see some more.

00:23:08.000 This is a carpet in my office.

00:23:10.000 My office has glass that sees through to the other room.

00:23:14.000 My son designed that when he was four.

00:23:18.000 Keep going.

00:23:21.000 There's the censored sign.

00:23:23.000 Keep going.

00:23:24.000 They're not in very good order.

00:23:26.000 That's back to the fucking dude.

00:23:29.000 So I made a false wall and the light shoots out from behind it.

00:23:33.000 That'll be a common theme.

00:23:35.000 And that's it.

00:23:37.000 You sure?

00:23:38.000 Let's see.

00:23:41.000 Yes.

00:23:42.000 Nope.

00:23:43.000 Nope.

00:23:44.000 These are these guys.

00:23:45.000 There's you taking pictures.

00:23:47.000 Oh, where are we?

00:23:48.000 So where's that?

00:23:51.000 Jesus, dude.

00:23:52.000 What the fuck is your problem?

00:23:53.000 How is this complicated?

00:23:55.000 It's two folders.

00:23:57.000 There's the recycling folder, and then there's the new censored studio folder.

00:24:04.000 How is that rocket science?

00:24:07.000 It all opened up into one.

00:24:09.000 It all opened up into one.

00:24:12.000 Then you open them separately.

00:24:14.000 Anyway, I give up.

00:24:16.000 He's put me in a bad mood.

00:24:20.000 What are you doing now?

00:24:24.000 I was trying to look for him.

00:24:26.000 You're trying to look for them.

00:24:27.000 Yes.

00:24:32.000 How are we doing Al?

00:24:33.000 Pretty good.

00:24:34.000 No, we're not open.

00:24:35.000 It keeps opening just this, though.

00:24:39.000 You want to try it?

00:24:44.000 Oh, boy, are you incompetent?

00:24:46.000 I'm literally...

00:24:46.000 I clicked all of them and clicked open, and it's just opening these now.

00:24:50.000 All right.

00:24:51.000 Well, maybe figure that out before we go live.

00:24:53.000 No, they were open, and then I started closing the garbage ones, and then they started closing the other ones, and I was like, oh, shit.

00:24:58.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:24:59.000 It's a very nice studio.

00:25:00.000 I don't know when it will be ready.

00:25:02.000 It should be soon.

00:25:02.000 I mean, I gave a lot of the jobs that I was going to do over to the contractor.

00:25:09.000 What are we now?

00:25:10.000 Mid-May?

00:25:11.000 June 1st.

00:25:12.000 It couldn't go past June 1st.

00:25:14.000 My problem is the technology part of once we set it all up is making sure check, check, check, Skype works and all that.

00:25:20.000 That's not my area of expertise.

00:25:23.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:25:25.000 We did the book, we did the song, the cover of the New York Post, Garden Party, Knicks, Bill Gates.

00:25:32.000 See, all of this talk of COVID seems to be dying right as we discover that Bill Gates is a pervert and he wants out of the news.

00:25:40.000 And then safety first, crime, top issue for Dem voters in mayor race.

00:25:43.000 So that means we're going to get the black guy, the ex-cop.

00:25:47.000 Blacks will like him.

00:25:49.000 We need law and order in this fucking city, in this country.

00:25:57.000 I've got a whole section here in racism about Mostly blacks, just wreaking havoc.

00:26:03.000 Wreaking havoc.

00:26:05.000 The way you would if you were Uday Hussein in Iraq and you were just like, Give me that.

00:26:14.000 I got a wedding this weekend.

00:26:16.000 I was thinking of doing the most inappropriate speech I could possibly think of.

00:26:22.000 What about this for the speech?

00:26:23.000 I'm like, you know, Uday Hussein at the peak of his power, he would go to weddings and he would demand that he sleep with the bride.

00:26:37.000 And of course, occasionally this woman would kill herself afterwards.

00:26:41.000 That's not going to happen here.

00:26:44.000 But if I was Uday Hussein, I sure would want to because she looks fantastic.

00:26:48.000 Does she not, ladies and gentlemen?

00:26:50.000 Beautiful.

00:26:51.000 I did that at David and Amber's wedding.

00:26:53.000 I said, you know, she is just so perfect for him.

00:26:56.000 What a catch.

00:26:57.000 And I mean, hell, if David and my wife die in a plane crash, who knows what would happen with us?

00:27:05.000 It's called Prima Noctum, ladies and gentlemen.

00:27:08.000 And I heard someone behind me go, this is the most inappropriate wedding speech I've ever heard.

00:27:14.000 Actually, Amber just grabbed the mic for me and said, all right, we get it.

00:27:16.000 That's enough.

00:27:17.000 Oh, shit.

00:27:18.000 That's not good.

00:27:19.000 Actually, my story for this girl, she was a producer at CRTV.

00:27:23.000 And I think it was Scott Greer.

00:27:26.000 I'm not sure.

00:27:27.000 But we had a panelist that just didn't like me.

00:27:30.000 It was like the CO2 guy.

00:27:32.000 And it frustrated me after the show because I was just like, I usually bond with the guy.

00:27:36.000 I mean, we're politically aligned.

00:27:38.000 And he's sort of a bad boy of the right.

00:27:41.000 So we're fellow bad boys.

00:27:44.000 So after the show, we're taking a piss together.

00:27:46.000 And I go, you want a little Toots Magoots?

00:27:49.000 A little snifferinski?

00:27:51.000 And I believe he said, yeah, sure.

00:27:53.000 So I. And I come out of the bathroom and I go in to my producer's office where I was sort of hanging.

00:28:01.000 I didn't have my own office at the DC Bureau.

00:28:04.000 And she's just crying.

00:28:06.000 And I go, what's wrong?

00:28:08.000 And she goes, your mic was on, you fucking idiot.

00:28:12.000 I don't want this show to get canceled.

00:28:14.000 What are you doing?

00:28:16.000 And I went, honey, honey, stop crying.

00:28:20.000 I'm definitely going to get fired.

00:28:23.000 The only question is when.

00:28:25.000 Right.

00:28:25.000 If it's not going to be that, it's going to be something else.

00:28:28.000 So just go along for the ride.

00:28:29.000 And of course, two months later, I was kiboshed.

00:28:33.000 At least getting fired for Coke is actually something that you can pin down and be like, I was fired for doing Coke.

00:28:39.000 Yes.

00:28:39.000 Yeah, that's what drives me nuts about my crazy life.

00:28:42.000 Excuse me.

00:28:43.000 I'm hated for all this stuff.

00:28:44.000 I'm not.

00:28:45.000 Like, I want trannies to be like, you don't think that we're legit?

00:28:50.000 And I'd be like, yes, that's something.

00:28:53.000 Or Muslims to go, you think we're disproportionately inclined to favor terrorism?

00:28:58.000 Yes, that's exactly what I think.

00:29:00.000 Or women to be like, you think that most of us suck at our jobs and be happier at home?

00:29:05.000 Nailed it.

00:29:06.000 Get mad.

00:29:07.000 Get even.

00:29:07.000 You got the guy.

00:29:09.000 But like, you hate blocks.

00:29:12.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:29:14.000 You hate Jews?

00:29:16.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:29:18.000 Even in high school?

00:29:20.000 Okay, let's get some really stupid, silly shit out of the way before we get started.

00:29:24.000 I thought this was cool.

00:29:26.000 Some girl, this is 1.4, who obsessively watched a show called That's My Mama when she was a kid, was looking at her mama.

00:29:36.000 Oh, whoa.

00:29:37.000 The main woman, Lynn Moody, had given her daughter up for adoption as a kid.

00:29:45.000 Probably white parents scooped her up, and this was her favorite show, That's My Mama.

00:29:50.000 And she didn't find out till like 20 years later, the woman's an old bag now.

00:29:54.000 They've connected, that she was watching her mother on TV with this strange feeling that she really liked her.

00:30:02.000 Yeah, this is when she finally contacted her.

00:30:04.000 So wouldn't it be great to go back and get her stoned watching the show and just be like, see her there?

00:30:13.000 Yeah, why?

00:30:15.000 That's literally your mama.

00:30:19.000 Fuck off.

00:30:20.000 They named the show for you.

00:30:22.000 I don't know how you'd convince her.

00:30:23.000 How fucking trippy is that, though?

00:30:25.000 You've just given away your child, your baby screaming baby.

00:30:29.000 You give it away to someone.

00:30:32.000 And then you get the role of being a mama.

00:30:35.000 And then she watches you.

00:30:37.000 She couldn't raise her daughter because she wanted to take a job at a show called That's My Mama.

00:30:44.000 So she gave up being a real mother because she wanted to play a fake one on TV.

00:30:49.000 Wow, she was purdy.

00:30:54.000 Yeah, that should go on my next I Don't Get list.

00:30:57.000 I don't get giving your kids up for adoption.

00:31:01.000 I mean, I support it, right?

00:31:03.000 It's better than abortion.

00:31:04.000 But like John Joseph of the Cro-Mags, he's really friendly with his mom, and he goes, the state had to take us away because she was suffering from depression because she was in an abusive relationship.

00:31:13.000 I get that on paper, but I just don't get the like, sorry, I can't do this anymore.

00:31:17.000 Here.

00:31:18.000 Well, she didn't have any money.

00:31:19.000 Okay.

00:31:21.000 Oh, is that them together?

00:31:26.000 I look to be homeless with my kid, and I think the kid would be better off.

00:31:31.000 If we were both homeless camping somewhere.

00:31:35.000 I can feel the viewers getting mad at me right now.

00:31:38.000 But I'm sorry.

00:31:39.000 I just, I feel like I could always figure out a way.

00:31:42.000 Yes, we'll be in a hostel for a little while, but then I'll work my fucking fingers to the bone at McDonald's or something.

00:31:49.000 I don't know.

00:31:50.000 Can't stay on a couch somewhere?

00:31:52.000 For a little bit?

00:31:54.000 They've got all kinds of, especially in New York, there's so many programs.

00:31:58.000 Look at fucking Ryan.

00:31:59.000 He was raised like a feral monkey in the jungles of the Bronx with his grandparents.

00:32:05.000 Very nice part of the Bronx.

00:32:06.000 They figured it out.

00:32:07.000 Co-op City, baby.

00:32:09.000 Yeah, they're called projects.

00:32:12.000 Yeah, it's nice.

00:32:14.000 Lots of parks.

00:32:15.000 Not a lot of crime.

00:32:21.000 So I thought that was funny.

00:32:23.000 Also in Stupid News, Doug Bell has a new announcement out.

00:32:30.000 I love Doug Bell.

00:32:31.000 He's my favorite comedian of all time.

00:32:34.000 You could ring Doug's bell.

00:32:37.000 The classic Doug Bell theme.

00:32:40.000 Doug's Bell.

00:32:41.000 Ring Doug's Bell.

00:32:43.000 I guess who's been in the news?

00:32:48.000 Bennifer, Benefer Affleck, Benny Affleck and Jen Lopez.

00:32:59.000 I think I like, look, man, I didn't hear it.

00:33:03.000 I know I called him Bennett before anybody did.

00:33:06.000 I was like at a party and they came in.

00:33:10.000 They came in.

00:33:11.000 It was after they shot Gigly, I think it was called, which was a hilarious movie.

00:33:17.000 I auditioned for it.

00:33:19.000 I auditioned for the part they gave to Al Pacino.

00:33:26.000 But I read for that part.

00:33:30.000 And so they walked in, and I remember I was talking to some girl.

00:33:35.000 We were getting a drink.

00:33:38.000 And I was like, it's Bettefer.

00:33:41.000 And she was like, what?

00:33:43.000 I'm like, it's Jen Lopez and Benny Affleck.

00:33:48.000 And I was like, Better.

00:33:50.000 And I just kept saying that all night.

00:33:51.000 I was like, Bettefer.

00:33:54.000 So I think that somebody from the press was there, like a newspaper guy, and he just kind of caught it.

00:33:59.000 And it just fucking took off, man.

00:34:03.000 I didn't ask for any credit.

00:34:05.000 How much of that is OP?

00:34:08.000 I don't know.

00:34:08.000 I see Joel Mataris in there.

00:34:11.000 Definitely a big dose of OP.

00:34:13.000 Yeah, I think he memes OP with everything he does.

00:34:16.000 With Chip Chiperson, he's admitted OP's in there too.

00:34:19.000 Oh, really?

00:34:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:21.000 Huh.

00:34:22.000 All right.

00:34:23.000 Do we have a Clown World bumper?

00:34:25.000 Is that Clown World theme?

00:34:30.000 We don't have visuals.

00:34:33.000 Let me check the email.

00:34:34.000 No, I don't recall ever having one.

00:34:36.000 All right, Clown World.

00:34:37.000 So Clown Pill, I was talking to my folks on the weekend about this.

00:34:41.000 God, this jacket is crazy, man.

00:34:45.000 And I was like, he goes, things are looking really bad.

00:34:50.000 And they go, oh, you're still in the black pill phase.

00:34:53.000 So it goes, red pill, where you realize that the news is lying and what's up is down and what's down is up.

00:34:58.000 Then there's black pill, where you go, this isn't just a strange thing I'm noticing.

00:35:03.000 This is the apocalypse and they're trying to destroy Western society.

00:35:07.000 Rome is burning.

00:35:09.000 And then this clown pill where you just laugh.

00:35:12.000 And isn't that kind of my thing?

00:35:16.000 Haven't I been saying for months?

00:35:18.000 You just got to enjoy it, guys.

00:35:19.000 Enjoy the ride.

00:35:20.000 This is hilarious.

00:35:21.000 My pet Biden is president.

00:35:24.000 But I guess it's called the clown pill.

00:35:29.000 And I guess I don't get the copyright.

00:35:30.000 Look, I'm Doug Bell.

00:35:31.000 Hey, Doug.

00:35:32.000 You just Doug Bell.

00:35:33.000 I was like, clown pill, clown pill.

00:35:35.000 Oh, no.

00:35:36.000 I guess one of the newspaper guys was there, picked it up.

00:35:39.000 Anyway, crazy stories like that.

00:35:42.000 You know what it is?

00:35:42.000 Have you heard of the clown pill?

00:35:44.000 What's the clown pill?

00:35:45.000 Oh.

00:35:45.000 Oh, no.

00:35:45.000 Can you please explain the clown pill?

00:35:47.000 No, this is the newest one.

00:35:48.000 It's past the black pill.

00:35:49.000 So after the black pill, you get clown pill back.

00:35:52.000 Literally, there is nothing that I would love more than explaining the clown pill.

00:35:55.000 Please tell me about it.

00:35:56.000 Yeah, tell me about the clown pill.

00:35:57.000 The clown pill is when you are no longer pessimistic about the state of the world.

00:36:01.000 You simply just laugh at it because you know that it is just so bad that it's actually like worthy of laughter, like almost as though we're on some sort of sitcom or something.

00:36:08.000 How long do people last in the black pill before they shift to the clown pill?

00:36:12.000 How is Dave Rubin, a homosexual who sucks dicks, more of a man than that straight guy who just literally explained the clown pill?

00:36:19.000 We got to do something about our masculinity here.

00:36:21.000 Look at that guy.

00:36:22.000 Like get better glasses or just dress like me.

00:36:26.000 I don't know.

00:36:27.000 Be more like me.

00:36:28.000 He looks like a lost Franco brother.

00:36:31.000 He looks like a lesbian who's taking a lot of tea.

00:36:36.000 Then you have Dave Rubin, who's gay.

00:36:38.000 That's a literal gay lord.

00:36:40.000 And he looks way more masculine than that guy.

00:36:42.000 Yeah, he does.

00:36:43.000 That's not good.

00:36:44.000 He looks like Troy Kwan.

00:36:46.000 Clown Pill.

00:36:47.000 Because what happens is, do we have that?

00:36:49.000 Can you hold it up, Savannah?

00:36:50.000 Are you having that?

00:36:51.000 Yeah, I just put it up.

00:36:52.000 I just put it up.

00:36:52.000 Yeah, yeah, look.

00:36:53.000 So somebody made us a clown pill for the show.

00:36:56.000 So it is the clown pill.

00:36:57.000 And it's like you pop it in because it's like, it's when you are not like shocking your audience.

00:37:02.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:37:03.000 Even the clown pills over because the clown pill is like when you don't read Joe Biden's tweet and you're like, oh my gosh, they're setting rules.

00:37:11.000 You're like, oh my gosh, we're here now.

00:37:13.000 Like, this is where we're at in the simulation.

00:37:15.000 We're getting like told, we're giving like social rules by a man who's dying on live TV.

00:37:20.000 Like, I like the clown.

00:37:21.000 Yeah, so you laugh at it and you're like, you're telling your audience, let's talk about what's going on.

00:37:24.000 By the way, jump ahead to 2.5.

00:37:26.000 You get it, right?

00:37:27.000 Jump ahead to 2.5.

00:37:29.000 25% of American men don't think that they could take a cat in a fight.

00:37:36.000 I don't mean Tiger King.

00:37:39.000 I mean a house cat.

00:37:40.000 What?

00:37:43.000 He says in the UK, but he corrected it.

00:37:44.000 It's American men.

00:37:46.000 Click on that chart.

00:37:47.000 These are the things you couldn't take.

00:37:50.000 And house cats still have a lot of guys.

00:37:53.000 What?

00:37:54.000 Only 74% think they could take a house cat.

00:37:57.000 Even if it's because they would feel bad, that's still worse.

00:38:00.000 Yeah, it's trying to kill you.

00:38:02.000 Yeah.

00:38:02.000 When we say take, we don't mean you randomly go up to an eagle and just kick it in the head.

00:38:07.000 It's like if your family's in danger and there's a medium-sized dog trying to kill you.

00:38:14.000 These aren't innocent animals.

00:38:15.000 What are they?

00:38:17.000 I think I could take everything up to a large dog.

00:38:21.000 King cobra, I don't know.

00:38:22.000 Chimpanzees, I've heard really bad shit about.

00:38:25.000 Oh my God, no.

00:38:26.000 They just bite your balls.

00:38:27.000 They're both like to bite your genitalia off.

00:38:28.000 They also like to bite your heels off.

00:38:30.000 And their beaks are super strength.

00:38:33.000 So I don't think anyone is right.

00:38:35.000 Dude, I've fought in my mind with a chimpanzee many times, and I'm just shredded.

00:38:39.000 I'm just little tiny pieces.

00:38:41.000 You've actually experienced it.

00:38:43.000 I've experienced this.

00:38:44.000 I think I could take a kangaroo.

00:38:45.000 Yeah, me too.

00:38:46.000 You've seen that guy punch him, right?

00:38:47.000 Yeah.

00:38:48.000 Chimpanzee should be ahead.

00:38:49.000 A wolf?

00:38:51.000 I think there's a snowball's chance in hell if it's just me and the wolf.

00:38:55.000 I think I could do a wolf.

00:38:56.000 One wolf you could probably do.

00:38:57.000 Crocodile, I mean, I could run away.

00:38:59.000 I don't know.

00:39:00.000 I assume we're in a closed space.

00:39:03.000 Gorilla?

00:39:04.000 Absolutely not.

00:39:05.000 Elephant?

00:39:05.000 Well, no.

00:39:07.000 Lion, obviously not.

00:39:08.000 Grizzly bear, that's...

00:39:09.000 You're a fucking retard.

00:39:11.000 you think you could take a grizzly bear?

00:39:12.000 Wait, how do you think you'd take the crocodile, though?

00:39:15.000 Like, how would you hurt it?

00:39:16.000 Its eyes?

00:39:17.000 Poke its eyes out?

00:39:18.000 I guess I'd try to get behind it and then jump on its head or something.

00:39:21.000 But that would just subdue it.

00:39:22.000 I assume we don't have a weapon.

00:39:24.000 Right.

00:39:24.000 Maybe I just keep jumping on its head?

00:39:26.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:39:27.000 Then it's going to flip around and once it bites you, then it spins.

00:39:30.000 Yeah, it's so quick.

00:39:31.000 And you're dead.

00:39:32.000 It's a dinosaur.

00:39:33.000 It's a dinosaur.

00:39:35.000 Anyway, to get back to Clown World, here's an example of Clown World.

00:39:40.000 My dad said, I can't take a clown pill.

00:39:42.000 That means you give up.

00:39:44.000 Don't give up.

00:39:46.000 I said, dad, you ought to live in the moment.

00:39:47.000 It's called the power of now.

00:39:50.000 The future is, you never get to experience the future.

00:39:54.000 My cousin has been pushing this self-help book, The Power of Now, on me, and I'm getting into it.

00:39:59.000 Oh, really?

00:39:59.000 And then my dad is like, I'm 76 years old.

00:40:02.000 I don't have a future.

00:40:04.000 The future for me is about two years.

00:40:07.000 Touche, sorry.

00:40:08.000 I forget that the future is a taboo subject when you talk to really old people.

00:40:13.000 Hey, you're going to buy that new winter coat?

00:40:14.000 Nah.

00:40:17.000 They can't get a kitten, as Howard Stern said today.

00:40:20.000 Right?

00:40:20.000 What?

00:40:21.000 What do you mean?

00:40:22.000 You're going to die before it's...

00:40:24.000 You have ever planned for it after you go.

00:40:26.000 Well, then what's it going to do?

00:40:27.000 Roam the streets like every other cat?

00:40:28.000 The cat will be fucking fine.

00:40:30.000 They're very self-sufficient.

00:40:32.000 So go to 1-7 if you want to see fucking clown world.

00:40:37.000 This is parents buying knitted cocks for trans babies is a thing now.

00:40:45.000 Biddybug Soft Packer.

00:40:47.000 So if you're a baby girl and you identify as a boy, we can put this in your underwear.

00:40:56.000 Trans baby.

00:40:57.000 Is that really babies?

00:40:59.000 Or do they mean like babies can't talk?

00:41:02.000 Can you zoom in on that?

00:41:04.000 The second pic there?

00:41:06.000 Biddy bug.

00:41:08.000 Register.

00:41:08.000 Don't try to steal this idea.

00:41:10.000 I'll sue you.

00:41:11.000 I'll see you in court.

00:41:13.000 Soft packer is a custom prosthetic packer in sizes appropriate for children.

00:41:16.000 Yeah, it's not babies.

00:41:18.000 Made from soft, durable yarn.

00:41:20.000 So it's for like four, five, six year olds.

00:41:25.000 Now, is that...

00:41:26.000 Can we laugh yet?

00:41:27.000 Or does that make us mad?

00:41:30.000 I think that makes me pretty fucking mad.

00:41:32.000 Maybe I'm not clown-pilled after all.

00:41:34.000 Because I want to fucking clean up the parking lot with this person behind this.

00:41:40.000 Just like spend an hour beating them up.

00:41:42.000 Try different moves.

00:41:43.000 I don't want to knock them out.

00:41:45.000 They'd be on this graph right.

00:41:47.000 I can't take a rat?

00:41:48.000 Do you mean you'd be too scared to kick it?

00:41:51.000 Or do you mean you're not strong enough?

00:41:53.000 A goose?

00:41:56.000 Fuck it.

00:41:56.000 Any goose, any day of the week, let me know.

00:42:02.000 Also in Clown World, we see what our incredibly lowbrow culture is doing to our youth.

00:42:10.000 As a six-year-old furiously twerks, this is 180.

00:42:15.000 Oh, I am not following Grind Faces.

00:42:18.000 Oh, no.

00:42:20.000 This is a new one for me.

00:42:22.000 Okay.

00:42:23.000 Well, that's unfortunate.

00:42:25.000 Grind Face is the new shizmobbin.

00:42:27.000 Wait, they have...

00:42:28.000 Oh, yeah?

00:42:28.000 Yeah.

00:42:29.000 Okay, well, they have a website.

00:42:31.000 Uh-huh.

00:42:32.000 Maybe it's on here.

00:42:33.000 Thanks for taking us there.

00:42:34.000 That was really helpful.

00:42:35.000 Any of these?

00:42:37.000 It's a little girl twerking in school.

00:42:40.000 She must be six.

00:42:42.000 This looks like it's interviews and stuff.

00:42:46.000 Anyway, let's hope they say yes to you before this show is over.

00:42:50.000 True.

00:42:50.000 But it's in a classroom.

00:42:51.000 She has a uniform on, so it's like a girls' school.

00:42:54.000 And she's six years old, twerking her ass off, squatting down, like doing the raptime.

00:42:59.000 And then she's like this after.

00:43:02.000 And everybody around her is saying, no, stop.

00:43:04.000 I think for adults.

00:43:05.000 She's white.

00:43:05.000 The black teacher comes over.

00:43:06.000 She's like, that's a bit much.

00:43:08.000 Oh, really?

00:43:09.000 Yeah.

00:43:11.000 Probably because she saw someone recording.

00:43:13.000 Also in Clown World News, a commander was fired for saying that Marxism is infiltrating the military.

00:43:18.000 Remember, we had that caller last week who said he had to do hard labor for 46 days because he said women are not really helping.

00:43:27.000 He goes, the woman in my platoon, they don't, they keep pretending they're sick.

00:43:32.000 They're hurting the military.

00:43:33.000 And he said it anonymously as an opinion.

00:43:36.000 They somehow tracked him down, made him do hard labor.

00:43:40.000 And I said, if you recall on the show, I said, well, just tell them no.

00:43:44.000 And he said, I would have gone to jail.

00:43:48.000 So you go to jail for saying, I don't think women are an asset to the military.

00:43:52.000 They don't really belong here.

00:43:53.000 That's a fact, by the way.

00:43:55.000 And before you jail someone for that opinion, isn't it beholden upon you to prove it's false?

00:44:03.000 So say you say, like, a horrific thing is to say is four-year-olds have knitted dicks and girls should be twerking because they're really sexy.

00:44:14.000 Six-year-old girls should be twerking because they're sexy.

00:44:17.000 I can prove to you that they're not.

00:44:19.000 Pedophilia is an objective thing you can disprove.

00:44:23.000 It is morally wrong.

00:44:24.000 It destroys children's lives and everyone around them.

00:44:28.000 But if you're going to jail me for saying women don't belong in the military, you better have a lot of examples of them kicking ass and being awesome.

00:44:35.000 And it better be a pattern.

00:44:37.000 And you better be able to explain the pattern I've noticed.

00:44:40.000 I'm now speaking as the military dude, which is them fucking up my life and my job.

00:44:45.000 Anyway, this guy says Marxism infiltrating the military.

00:44:49.000 Booted.

00:44:49.000 Not fired, but transferred.

00:44:54.000 And then I thought this was a great example of Trump derangement syndrome and what a bizarre psychosis it is.

00:45:00.000 This guy's made a mosaic of fuck you fingers.

00:45:05.000 Like, how long did this take?

00:45:08.000 That all eventually form Trump's face.

00:45:12.000 And, you know, he's got to cut them out and polish them a bit and make sure there's no, maybe glue them on there.

00:45:18.000 Got a bunch of black ones and then there we go.

00:45:23.000 That's not a talent, by the way.

00:45:25.000 I would buy that.

00:45:26.000 That seems very pro-Trump to me.

00:45:27.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:45:28.000 You know how they do those, right?

00:45:29.000 No.

00:45:30.000 They have a low-res picture of Trump that's broken down into basically pixels.

00:45:39.000 And then you just put the black one on the black pixel and the beige one on the beige pixel.

00:45:43.000 Easy peasy.

00:45:45.000 Those picture mosaics seem a little tougher, but I think they actually change the colors of the photos.

00:45:50.000 They cheat.

00:45:51.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, they definitely do.

00:45:53.000 But it's not like he wasn't basing it on a picture.

00:45:56.000 So he just glues shit to stuff.

00:45:59.000 This guy sucks.

00:46:01.000 What's this one now?

00:46:02.000 Wait, I had an artist.

00:46:04.000 I met an artist like in 99 who was doing that with pills.

00:46:10.000 Honey makes Jesus Christ.

00:46:12.000 What a fucking asshole.

00:46:13.000 God, I hate liberals.

00:46:16.000 And then this is, again, it's not political, but maybe it is because it's like the destruction of our youth.

00:46:24.000 Face tattoos are getting more popular every day.

00:46:28.000 I mean, what is worse?

00:46:30.000 You know, when I was his age in Britain in the 70s, if you had a facial tattoo, you were considered antisocial.

00:46:38.000 There was an acronym for it, like ABSCAB or something.

00:46:42.000 And you got welfare for the rest of your life because you were unemployable, because you're clearly fucking insane.

00:46:50.000 At least with the back of your head, you can grow over it.

00:46:54.000 But like a...

00:46:55.000 That guy got a weird one in the bottom right.

00:46:58.000 What the fuck?

00:47:00.000 That's like this new everyone is beautiful thing.

00:47:02.000 No, go back to that picture.

00:47:06.000 The bald woman, well, she's like a five, but if she had her hair did nice, she could go up to like a 6.7.

00:47:15.000 The guy, obviously he ruined his head by doodling on it.

00:47:20.000 But without that, he could be like a model, right?

00:47:22.000 That's a very attractive lighter.

00:47:23.000 He could be like an 8.5.

00:47:25.000 The albino's a four.

00:47:27.000 It's not an opinion.

00:47:29.000 And then the weird super Kenyan chick, like that's just a five.

00:47:33.000 It's not magic.

00:47:34.000 I'm not prejudiced.

00:47:35.000 I just know what attractive is.

00:47:38.000 And then the guy at the bottom, yeah, dude, your impotago blew it.

00:47:43.000 Without your impotago, you're probably a seven.

00:47:46.000 But with that brutal skin disease, you know, it's not beautiful.

00:47:51.000 This is how I feel about when they have someone with Down syndrome singing the national anthem.

00:47:55.000 You're like, it's not different.

00:47:57.000 It's not like I'm enjoying a different national anthem, like a Jamaican singing it with a Jamaican accent.

00:48:02.000 This is not good.

00:48:04.000 Or what do you even, I don't know how I feel about this.

00:48:07.000 What do you feel about the, I saw this MMA fight and it was a, no, a wrestler.

00:48:12.000 And it was a high school wrestler and he was clearly very good, top of his class.

00:48:16.000 And then there was a kid with cerebral palsy who was like, and he could barely walk.

00:48:24.000 And so they have a competition in front of the whole school and lo and behold, the guy with cerebral palsy wins.

00:48:31.000 Like, what is that?

00:48:34.000 How do we, why are you looking at pictures here instead of...

00:48:37.000 Well, that's it.

00:48:38.000 I was going to comment.

00:48:39.000 I was going to say that's a gym.

00:48:40.000 It's like, can we have a real one?

00:48:41.000 Like a real contest?

00:48:42.000 Fine, we give him the prize.

00:48:44.000 But can we also do a real contest?

00:48:46.000 It's just, it's, it's, it's not the sport.

00:48:50.000 Like, why don't we also have him throw a javelin and we'll have fishing wire on it and just launch it like 700 feet and then go, yay, you threw it really far.

00:48:58.000 Or he can do pole vaulting and we'll like tape his hands to the pole and then lift it with a crane and then plop him on the tram.

00:49:04.000 Like, what are you doing?

00:49:07.000 It's the lifting your kid up to make him feel like Spider-Man thing where he's climbing the walls.

00:49:11.000 And I mean, okay, so he had a great time.

00:49:14.000 Yeah, that's cool, I guess.

00:49:15.000 Maybe that's, I should just drop it.

00:49:16.000 And the fact that he had a good time is all that matters.

00:49:18.000 Well, I think it'd be nicer if they were sincere, you know?

00:49:21.000 Instead of like faking things.

00:49:24.000 How are they going to be sincere?

00:49:25.000 Ryan?

00:49:25.000 Well, not in that situation, but just be like, you know, just do something sincerely nice instead of like faking they want to.

00:49:32.000 So like what?

00:49:32.000 What should that cerebral palsy guy do that's sincerely nice?

00:49:35.000 Well, you shouldn't be involved in that thing, but they'll be like, hey, man, like you're actually pretty good at this.

00:49:39.000 You're good at that.

00:49:40.000 What's he good at?

00:49:41.000 Whatever he's good at.

00:49:42.000 He's probably good at some things.

00:49:43.000 No, he's not.

00:49:44.000 He has severe, he's a severe cripple with mental issues.

00:49:48.000 Well, yeah, well, then just leave, then just don't say anything.

00:49:51.000 Yeah, that's what you should do.

00:49:52.000 You're a severely, mentally handicapped person.

00:49:54.000 You should not do anything.

00:49:57.000 All right, let's jump to feminism.

00:49:58.000 Speaking of everyone is beautiful.

00:50:04.000 There's a couple of different ones.

00:50:05.000 Here's this one.

00:50:06.000 It hasn't gotten play in a long time.

00:50:26.000 Boy, that is a weird one.

00:50:28.000 Look at this fat hoe 2-2.

00:50:32.000 She's a 1.4, and the confidence is just doing fantastic.

00:50:36.000 Seeking high-valued man, healthy in shape, make at least 60K annually, which I'm guessing in her neighborhood is very good.

00:50:44.000 You know?

00:50:45.000 Like, that sucks in Manhattan, but the average American salary is 50, and something tells me she's not used to people with a job.

00:50:53.000 He also needs 401k and life insurance, so a government employee.

00:50:57.000 No more than two kids, spelled wrong, and handsome.

00:51:02.000 I'm 42, no kids, never been married.

00:51:04.000 Sure, I'm a big girl.

00:51:05.000 I can go to the gym anytime.

00:51:07.000 But I still have a shot at a high-valued man.

00:51:11.000 Hint, no kids.

00:51:14.000 Yeah, no.

00:51:17.000 No.

00:51:18.000 If that was your friend, if your friend said, I fell in love, oh, I can't wait to meet her.

00:51:22.000 And you meet her and it's this fucking hideous giant dude with a wig on, you just go, I don't think you'd even be polite.

00:51:31.000 Like if she was kind of ugly, you'd be like, oh, well, they have fun together.

00:51:35.000 It's none of my business.

00:51:36.000 But with that, it would be like your friend got into a crack and you'd go, dude, get out of her crack.

00:51:41.000 It's smothered in shit.

00:51:46.000 Speaking of women being ruined here in feminism, so socialism is evil.

00:51:50.000 It's the tool of the devil, right?

00:51:51.000 You're literally playing God when you say, I'm going to feed these people.

00:51:54.000 I'm going to handle this.

00:51:54.000 I'm going to decide who's employed.

00:51:56.000 Teachers' unions, they're a union, right?

00:51:58.000 So they love socialism.

00:52:00.000 It's like a parasite, right?

00:52:02.000 It wants to attack the host.

00:52:04.000 It needs the host to stay alive.

00:52:05.000 It doesn't really care about the well-being of the host.

00:52:08.000 It just wants maximum food, maximum nutrients.

00:52:11.000 So unions are parasites, and they turn these fucking teachers into zombie cunt Marxists because, not because it's better for the kids or anyone, but the unions.

00:52:20.000 It's good for the unions for teachers to be socialists.

00:52:23.000 So you have these zombie cunts, these horrible bitches who don't even like kids.

00:52:28.000 And they're fat because they're self-indulgent, because they only work eight months a year.

00:52:33.000 And they hate the children they teach because they're miserable bitches.

00:52:38.000 And I thought this was a perfect example of how many of them truly feel.

00:52:42.000 This is so what social...

00:52:43.000 Sorry, stop.

00:52:44.000 This isn't just why teachers suck, but this is also what socialism has done to women.

00:52:49.000 I don't care if you're vaccinated, you little dick.

00:52:53.000 Okay?

00:52:54.000 I don't want to get sick and die.

00:52:56.000 Okay.

00:52:57.000 There's other people you can just because you're vaccinated.

00:53:00.000 You're not a special person here.

00:53:03.000 You should care about everybody talks about you.

00:53:07.000 I don't care about you.

00:53:09.000 Okay.

00:53:11.000 And you need to care for other people.

00:53:14.000 I do.

00:53:17.000 I don't care if you're vaccinated.

00:53:20.000 She's the big woman on campus.

00:53:21.000 Are those better than the ones who would sit on you?

00:53:25.000 The Bronx?

00:53:26.000 Yeah.

00:53:28.000 It really hurts you deep down.

00:53:30.000 You needed a good sitting once in a while.

00:53:32.000 Oh, yeah, they did.

00:53:32.000 Afterwards, they were very nice.

00:53:34.000 But what hurt the most is when you're out a day, and then you come back, and then the teacher's like, well, it was very quiet and very productive yesterday without you here.

00:53:42.000 So we're hoping that we can continue that on, even though you're back.

00:53:46.000 I'm like, fuck you, bitch.

00:53:48.000 And I would continue.

00:53:49.000 This was a weird article I saw in Daily Mail.

00:53:51.000 So Mindy Kaling was in a relationship.

00:53:54.000 She was in love, finally.

00:53:55.000 She's not aging very well.

00:53:57.000 So I was very happy when she finally got a guy.

00:54:00.000 And she had a baby.

00:54:01.000 And their relationship lasted about an hour.

00:54:05.000 So she's a single mom.

00:54:07.000 And of course, all women are overly optimistic about things.

00:54:12.000 And so they said, hey, great news.

00:54:14.000 I'm a single mom.

00:54:15.000 And it actually rocks.

00:54:16.000 It's better than having a husband around the house.

00:54:21.000 You can see she's really slathered it on, right?

00:54:25.000 And now this article is all about her pregnancy during the pandemic.

00:54:31.000 She's not in a relationship.

00:54:35.000 So some random dude just plugs you while you're already a single mom, knowingly plugs you.

00:54:42.000 And now you have two kids all alone.

00:54:46.000 Where's the ketchup bottle in this picture?

00:54:50.000 I got this from Ann Coulter, but it's child abuse.

00:54:54.000 It's one thing if your husband dies or if your relationship doesn't work out and he becomes a drug addict, whatever.

00:55:01.000 That's unfortunate.

00:55:02.000 You should try to get a new man, ASAP.

00:55:04.000 Same goes the other way around, obviously.

00:55:07.000 But to knowingly bring a child into the world when you have no other parent there, to do it on purpose, is child abuse.

00:55:17.000 And you can check the data on it.

00:55:19.000 When kids grow up without a dad, they are much worse off.

00:55:25.000 So why isn't this, I know why this article isn't saying that, but the way they all gleefully ignore it, like show the Stephen Colbert clip where it's just like, hey, you had another baby.

00:55:36.000 No, that's not Stephen Colbert.

00:55:38.000 That is.

00:55:39.000 Sharing with our audience, I got something I rarely get these days, which is some good news, which if you wouldn't mind sharing with our audience, I think they'd be thrilled to find out something extraordinary that nobody knows up until this moment.

00:55:51.000 Yes, I'm telling it for the first time now.

00:55:54.000 It feels so strange.

00:55:55.000 But I had a, I give birth to a baby boy on September 3rd.

00:56:00.000 No one even knew you were pregnant.

00:56:02.000 I know.

00:56:04.000 I know.

00:56:05.000 It's like, this is news to a lot of people.

00:56:07.000 It's true.

00:56:08.000 Well, congratulations.

00:56:09.000 That's wonderful.

00:56:10.000 No, it's not wonderful.

00:56:11.000 That was wonderful.

00:56:12.000 So you said baby boy.

00:56:14.000 Did you say baby boy?

00:56:15.000 Baby boy.

00:56:16.000 Okay, do we have a name yet?

00:56:18.000 Yes.

00:56:19.000 Oh, yes.

00:56:19.000 He has a name.

00:56:20.000 His name is Spencer.

00:56:21.000 Yes.

00:56:23.000 Who's the father?

00:56:24.000 Spencer Cayley.

00:56:25.000 Lovely.

00:56:26.000 Lovely.

00:56:27.000 That's all.

00:56:29.000 Like, who needs men?

00:56:30.000 They can't even beat up house cats.

00:56:34.000 Oi, Ray.

00:56:35.000 I mean, they're all clown world at this point.

00:56:38.000 It feels like we shouldn't even differentiate.

00:56:41.000 All right, let's jump to racism now.

00:56:43.000 We've got a lot of racism.

00:56:44.000 A lot of racial shit this year.

00:56:46.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:56:51.000 That was racist, guys.

00:56:56.000 Can you also play Can You Imagine if the Races Were Reversed?

00:57:00.000 Because this one is a doozy.

00:57:05.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:57:08.000 That should have a question mark at the end.

00:57:10.000 I once read a whole book.

00:57:12.000 It was about this New York City dude who was an EMT in the 80s.

00:57:16.000 And it's a good book.

00:57:17.000 And the stories are fucking horrible.

00:57:20.000 Like guys drinking Drano to commit suicide and then changing their mind and wanting to live.

00:57:25.000 But sorry, your organs are being eaten.

00:57:30.000 But I think it was called Bad Days.

00:57:35.000 But not one of his questions had a question mark.

00:57:41.000 There was not one question mark in the entire book.

00:57:45.000 Now, is that a broken keyboard?

00:57:47.000 Is that a stylistic choice?

00:57:50.000 Or did you just not know?

00:57:54.000 Anyway, don't try to find it.

00:57:56.000 I'll bring it in on book day one day.

00:57:58.000 Or as the book of the day.

00:58:00.000 So check out this article 2.6.

00:58:02.000 Some black dude crawls in to the window, grabs a four-year-old boy.

00:58:08.000 I almost like don't want to say this on the show.

00:58:10.000 It's so horrific.

00:58:12.000 And kidnaps him, then takes him, I don't know, into a field or something, and stabs the four-year-old boy to death.

00:58:21.000 Can you fucking imagine if the races were reversed and some mega dude broke in, some redneck broke into a beautiful little black family's house, took the four-year-old black kid and stabbed him to death.

00:58:37.000 I mean, prayers for, what was his name?

00:58:41.000 Cash.

00:58:42.000 Prayers for cash.

00:58:45.000 Brown is expected to face additional charges pending.

00:58:48.000 Police said the child suffered a violent death from an edged weapon.

00:58:51.000 And there was no reason to break in.

00:58:53.000 Well, you know the reason.

00:58:54.000 It was clearly racism.

00:58:56.000 It's a hate crime.

00:58:57.000 But you're not allowed to say that if black people do it.

00:59:00.000 Look at the retarded spelling of that name, too.

00:59:02.000 Darien.

00:59:04.000 Darian.

00:59:06.000 D-A-R-R-I-Y-N-N.

00:59:08.000 Darin?

00:59:09.000 Yeah, I think it's probably Darren.

00:59:11.000 Darin?

00:59:13.000 Yeah.

00:59:16.000 And that sort of gets us to this pattern that's been going on with crime in this country.

00:59:22.000 2-7, this Uber driver shows up and they're beating up this white girl.

00:59:28.000 And he's there to take her away.

00:59:30.000 He doesn't realize what's going on.

00:59:32.000 They beat the living shit out of him, out of the girl, and he has to pay for it himself.

00:59:38.000 His insurance doesn't cover it because he was Uber driving.

00:59:41.000 So it's like, I don't know, $2,000 worth of damage to the car.

00:59:44.000 They fucked up the car too.

00:59:46.000 So he has a GoFundMe out, and GoFundMe is usually a YouTube video.

00:59:49.000 So he puts it up there, and YouTube slash Google removes it because it promotes violence and tries to make a group look bad.

00:59:59.000 Basically, it's blacks behaving badly, and they don't want to show that because that might encourage racism.

01:00:03.000 In other words, reality is racist.

01:00:09.000 So Twitter hasn't taken it down yet.

01:00:12.000 This is what happens when you go to pick up a white girl who went to a black party.

01:00:21.000 I think you might be doing the right thing by staying in your seatbelt if it's a mob.

01:00:26.000 Because if you get dragged out there and they start head stomping.

01:00:34.000 You know what I mean?

01:00:36.000 They can't really get good shots in when you're in your chair.

01:00:39.000 They drag her out.

01:00:43.000 That's looping.

01:00:44.000 That's looping?

01:00:45.000 That's angle one.

01:00:46.000 There's multiple angles of that thing.

01:00:48.000 Go back to the original article.

01:00:50.000 Oh.

01:00:51.000 Yeah, I've seen a few angles of this.

01:00:58.000 Angle one is the only one that's showing in this article here.

01:01:00.000 Oh, maybe they blew the other ones.

01:01:03.000 So he cannot raise money for himself.

01:01:06.000 Oh, I think this is the...

01:01:10.000 No, this is...

01:01:12.000 Ryan, please.

01:01:13.000 He posted it.

01:01:14.000 Yes, so it's not going to be the fight.

01:01:16.000 It's the guy who censored the fight.

01:01:17.000 But they're showing that to show that this guy's against Asian hate, unless, of course, it involves a bunch of black people acting like assholes.

01:01:26.000 Which brings us to 3-4.

01:01:30.000 This is what it's like in New York City.

01:01:33.000 Down the block from our studio.

01:01:35.000 How about this?

01:01:37.000 Is he scared of repercussions?

01:02:00.000 I mean, I promise you nothing will happen to that guy.

01:02:03.000 This is what happens when you have spoiled brats.

01:02:06.000 You tell them the world hates them, and then you let them get away with their revenge fantasy scot-free.

01:02:13.000 What do you expect?

01:02:15.000 Let's check out similar behavior in Southern California, where these girls are underage, and as we learned from that cop letter last week, if you're under 18, they don't do anything.

01:02:25.000 They erase it from your record.

01:02:26.000 This would be 3.5, the one following the one you just did.

01:02:30.000 Like, look at this behavior.

01:02:34.000 They just walk in, grab whatever they want, and then if he complains, they just fuck up his store and hit him and destroy more things.

01:02:41.000 Look at that.

01:02:44.000 I'm right on the edge of clown pilling and blackpilling back and forth.

01:02:48.000 Look, when he says, get out of here, this is a problem.

01:02:50.000 What you going to do, bitch?

01:02:52.000 They threaten to bottle him.

01:02:55.000 They knock over a few things.

01:02:57.000 I'm going to get some Hennessy.

01:02:58.000 Go fuck yourself.

01:03:02.000 Like, what is he supposed to do?

01:03:05.000 Look, they're going to throw that at him if he doesn't shut his fucking mouth, bitch.

01:03:15.000 Spoiled, vindictive, wild animals.

01:03:22.000 Look at that.

01:03:26.000 And they know there's no repercussions.

01:03:28.000 What's he going to do?

01:03:28.000 Press charges?

01:03:30.000 We already defunded the police, right?

01:03:33.000 This isn't even looped yet, has it?

01:03:35.000 No.

01:03:37.000 And then we have similar behavior in Virginia.

01:03:44.000 Oh, this is weird.

01:03:45.000 So he punches out, knocks out some white girl, and listen to the way everyone's laughing and going, whoa, shit.

01:04:11.000 Again, all of these examples I've been showing you since we started this, can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:04:16.000 And it's ironic because this is the image that they've told us.

01:04:21.000 They've said that white supremacy is the biggest problem with this country.

01:04:27.000 Matt Walsh.

01:04:28.000 No, what's his name again?

01:04:30.000 Go to 2.8.

01:04:32.000 No, 2.8, Ryan, 2.8.

01:04:38.000 Try to remember what the previous number was every time we do these.

01:04:41.000 Didn't that delete the purpose of having numbers?

01:04:44.000 Matt Walsh.

01:04:45.000 Anyway, going into more detail, Garland went on.

01:04:48.000 Stop.

01:04:49.000 What?

01:04:49.000 Doesn't that take away the purpose of having numbers to remember the thing before?

01:04:52.000 Because if it was...

01:04:53.000 No, I said remember the number before.

01:04:55.000 So you just showed 3.6.

01:04:56.000 Right.

01:04:57.000 So if you hear a number that's in the 20s, you know we're jumping Back.

01:05:01.000 Yeah, remembering the numbers, doesn't that take away the convenience of having numbers to call out?

01:05:05.000 I'm still calling out the numbers, sir.

01:05:08.000 But when I say 3-6, you should be ready for two things: us just following to the next one, which is 3-7, or I jump up.

01:05:18.000 So 2-8 should sound different than the previous one we just did.

01:05:22.000 Gotcha, gotcha.

01:05:23.000 Yeah, I guess you don't get it.

01:05:25.000 No, no, no, you don't get it.

01:05:27.000 What I'm saying is, we have a number-based system where you're saying, go to 34, and then I have to remember 34 to then go to 35, right?

01:05:34.000 But then what's different about that if it's like rape, and then the next one's murder, so I have to remember rape.

01:05:40.000 It's still, I have to remember a thing.

01:05:42.000 No, so you have to remember that we're going one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.

01:05:47.000 You're expecting an eight, but if you hear a two, you go, wait a minute, I was expecting an eight.

01:05:52.000 This must be way back.

01:05:54.000 Right.

01:05:54.000 I'm just saying remembering the number is a little difficult sometimes.

01:05:57.000 If you say 34 and then we really go down a rabbit hole, I'm like, wait, what was that number again?

01:06:00.000 34.

01:06:01.000 Okay.

01:06:01.000 So I have to think about that while we're talking about it.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, that's not rocket science to remember that we're roughly in the 30s.

01:06:06.000 Roughly in the 30s is another thing, sure.

01:06:09.000 But that's why I got tripped up on the 35 last year.

01:06:12.000 So anyway, 28.

01:06:15.000 Anyway, going into more detail, Garland went on to claim that, quote, the top domestic violent extremist threat we face comes from racially or ethnically motivated violent extremists, specifically those who advocate for the superiority of the white race.

01:06:30.000 In other words, says Garland, the greatest threat we face comes from violent extremists, but not the ones who've been rampaging through our cities, inflicting billions of dollars of damage, blocking traffic, harassing innocent people, and attacking random bystanders.

01:06:44.000 Those extremists are often racially motivated themselves, but they're not the ones we should be worried about.

01:06:48.000 Instead, according to the people at the highest levels of government, the racially motivated extremists that should attract our attention are the ones who aren't doing anything and are nowhere to be seen.

01:06:58.000 Black supremacists can whip up a mob of thousands in an instant and terrorize cities for weeks on end.

01:07:06.000 White supremacists can't do anything close to that, probably because they're hampered by the fact that they don't exist for the most part, which is a little bit of a logistical challenge I have found.

01:07:17.000 You know, if you want to do something but you don't exist, it presents problems.

01:07:21.000 Who's Jason Campbell?

01:07:23.000 Wait, wait, let me think.

01:07:24.000 Guys like Garland have fabricated.

01:07:28.000 Now, perhaps they really are up at night frantically tossing and turning, screaming, no, the white supremacists are coming.

01:07:35.000 But I doubt it.

01:07:36.000 The people who invent the boogeyman don't actually believe in it themselves.

01:07:40.000 It is more that they are politically bound to this conclusion.

01:07:46.000 Who's Jason Gett?

01:07:47.000 Look at his fucking face.

01:07:49.000 Oh, media matters for America, of course.

01:07:51.000 So not only are these people convinced that white supremacists are everywhere that when someone denies it, they don't look into the concept.

01:08:00.000 They just go, you're insane.

01:08:02.000 You don't agree with me.

01:08:06.000 Researcher.

01:08:07.000 Recovering philosopher.

01:08:11.000 What a fucking dork.

01:08:13.000 And I've been thinking about this all weekend.

01:08:15.000 So the bigotry, right, that we're accused of as white males and conservatives, black conservatives get this shit too.

01:08:22.000 Transphobia, homophobia, anti-Semitism, racism, sexism.

01:08:27.000 Transphobia exists, yes.

01:08:31.000 And trans people are dying.

01:08:33.000 They're drug addicts.

01:08:34.000 They're getting killed.

01:08:36.000 But they're getting killed by blacks.

01:08:38.000 And Milo had a guest on who had a whole montage of dozens and dozens of dead trannies.

01:08:45.000 And without exception, they were murdered by their crazy black boyfriends.

01:08:49.000 They're attracted to drama.

01:08:50.000 They do a lot of drugs.

01:08:52.000 They're attracted to thugs.

01:08:53.000 And then who knows how many times they've gone home with a guy pretending to be a woman and then a dick comes out.

01:09:00.000 So yes, transphobia exists, but transphobia is black.

01:09:04.000 Homophobia exists.

01:09:07.000 It's a Muslim problem, primarily.

01:09:10.000 We just had a homo in Iran have his head chopped off by his own family.

01:09:17.000 He was on his way out of Iran trying to hide, trying to get away from the homophobia in his land, which is considered a very progressive country, by the way.

01:09:25.000 When you talk to people about Iran, they go, no, no, no, like maybe downtown Tehran, but for the most part, it's pretty liberal.

01:09:31.000 I mean, look at the soccer players.

01:09:33.000 They have tattoos.

01:09:34.000 Well, if you're chopping off gays' heads, you're not very liberal.

01:09:37.000 So when I think of homophobia, I think of Muslims, blacks, and Hispanics.

01:09:41.000 I think white people, American white males, are pretty much at the bottom of the homophobia chart.

01:09:49.000 Christians too, MAGA people.

01:09:51.000 Even the ones who think, who are so Christian they think gays are a sin, they're going to hell, they don't hate them.

01:09:56.000 They go, God will judge that.

01:09:58.000 We love you, but we wish you would change your ways.

01:10:03.000 You know, Hispanics don't, when you're called a Madicone, it's fighting words.

01:10:10.000 Anti-Semitism is blacks, Muslims, white liberals, and even secular Jews.

01:10:19.000 When we look at the anti-Semitism going on right now with these Israel attacks, not a lot of MAGA dudes out on the streets with Palestinian flags beating up Jews.

01:10:27.000 Jews are getting the shit kicked out of them all over the Western world right now.

01:10:30.000 And it's liberals.

01:10:33.000 Look at this.

01:10:34.000 This is a CNN contributor.

01:10:36.000 The world today needs a Hitler.

01:10:40.000 Next.

01:10:40.000 What?

01:10:41.000 Yeah.

01:10:42.000 He's still on, by the way.

01:10:44.000 Pakistan Court Overton's conviction and killing of American journalist Daniel Pearl.

01:10:48.000 So that's, I think, good news to him.

01:10:51.000 And there he is with his weird Michael Seraph face.

01:10:56.000 Racism, there's a lot of it, I guess, in this country, but it's mostly directed at whites.

01:11:02.000 And it's very rarely from whites to other races.

01:11:05.000 And then sexism, it's just like all of these are the same, right?

01:11:09.000 It's like Muslims, blacks, Hispanics are in the foreground, and it depends on the thing.

01:11:13.000 Like I would say, Muslims dominate anti-Semitism and homophobia and sexism, but blacks dominate anti-white racism and transphobia.

01:11:25.000 Muslims can't even handle trans.

01:11:26.000 It's like too crazy.

01:11:31.000 And, you know, they want the left and the media, they want this latent anti-Semitism we're seeing now with Israel to be MAGA.

01:11:40.000 One thing I've heard them say is: you're not necessarily pro-Jewish if you're pro-Israel.

01:11:46.000 The two are very separate.

01:11:48.000 No, they're not.

01:11:49.000 They're the exact same thing.

01:11:51.000 Israel is the homeland for the Jews.

01:11:53.000 If you're anti-Israel, you're anti-Jew.

01:11:56.000 Okay?

01:11:58.000 And you can't keep rewriting the religion.

01:12:00.000 If you're a female rabbi, you're not a rabbi.

01:12:04.000 That's fake.

01:12:05.000 If you're a pro-choice Catholic priest who's LGBT, you're not a priest.

01:12:11.000 That's your own.

01:12:11.000 You've made your own little fun version of the religion.

01:12:14.000 I'm not against that.

01:12:15.000 Go nuts, but it's not the religion.

01:12:17.000 It's like the equalizer with the quiflatina.

01:12:22.000 That's not the equalizer anymore.

01:12:24.000 You changed it.

01:12:24.000 It's a thing now.

01:12:27.000 Let's look at some of the anti-Semitism going on, though.

01:12:30.000 What's this 3-0?

01:12:33.000 I mean, there's so much of it.

01:12:34.000 Have you seen all the fucking people getting this shit kicked out?

01:12:37.000 Oh, we already showed that one.

01:12:38.000 Look at 3-1.

01:12:39.000 I thought this was funny.

01:12:42.000 They've gone so far.

01:12:44.000 A lot of Ian Miles Chong tweets.

01:12:45.000 I should maybe expand my repertoire a little bit.

01:12:48.000 They've gone so far, radically left, that I agree with them now.

01:12:52.000 Yes, this is a perfect painting.

01:12:56.000 George Floyd is a fake hero, just like Palestinians.

01:13:00.000 It's all theater.

01:13:01.000 And George Floyd and Palestinians are generally worthless and totally misrepresented by the media.

01:13:08.000 George Floyd was a career criminal drug addict who was a threat to society.

01:13:14.000 He terrorized people, especially women.

01:13:18.000 And he died eating his own drugs and was turned into a hero.

01:13:20.000 Palestinians are basically hired by the Arab world to be antagonists to Israel.

01:13:26.000 That's their role.

01:13:27.000 They can never stop doing that.

01:13:28.000 There can never be a deal with Israel.

01:13:31.000 Fake victims.

01:13:34.000 Woke magazine put out this image.

01:13:36.000 Yes, Israel, oh, this was interesting.

01:13:38.000 So the big stink you're getting from the media too is Israel blew up AP's office.

01:13:44.000 Yeah.

01:13:45.000 It was in a Hamas building, and they were warned.

01:13:48.000 In fact, Hamas rents out those buildings to the media just so they can get these articles.

01:13:53.000 It's called Pollywood over there, Palestinian Hollywood.

01:13:56.000 And it's funny because generally the media today is theater, but now we have, this is so meta because it's like theater in theater.

01:14:03.000 So what's the first one?

01:14:05.000 So stunned.

01:14:06.000 Our AP Bureau in Gaza has been destroyed by an Israeli airstrike.

01:14:10.000 I'll admit, that sounds pretty bad.

01:14:12.000 And then, of course, after providing advance warning to civilians and time to evacuate, IDF fighter jets struck a multi-story building containing Hamas military intelligence assets.

01:14:24.000 The building contains civilian media offices, which Hamas hides behind and deliberately uses as human shields.

01:14:33.000 I thought this was interesting, too.

01:14:35.000 Calgary 33 is...

01:14:39.000 Oh, what's that?

01:14:40.000 Footage of it?

01:14:41.000 Good.

01:14:42.000 I'm also, I'm happy to see AP burn.

01:14:46.000 They go, they went for Hamas and then they got the media by accident.

01:14:49.000 Well, at this point, is there a difference?

01:14:52.000 I got in trouble for saying that on Fox once.

01:14:55.000 They were talking about the White House correspondent dinner.

01:14:58.000 And I was like, what a perfect place for a nuclear bomb.

01:15:01.000 You got them all together in one spot.

01:15:04.000 They cut it from the show.

01:15:06.000 But it was Eric Bowling on, and he was like, what do you think of the correspondence dinner?

01:15:10.000 And his next thing was, isn't it exciting?

01:15:13.000 What?

01:15:15.000 I couldn't imagine anything worse.

01:15:17.000 Maybe a gay orgy I'd rather I would want to go to as badly as the White House correspondence dinner.

01:15:24.000 Maybe a seminar on Black Lives Matter and why white privilege is the number one problem in society.

01:15:32.000 Maybe some sort of woke workshop, but the correspondence dinner would be down there with the Academy Awards.

01:15:42.000 All right, that's about enough racism.

01:15:46.000 Doot, doot, a doot, boot, boot, do Joe Biden, fuck the police.

01:15:58.000 All right, let's do a little bit more, I guess.

01:16:01.000 So in the midst of all this chaos, with all this crime in America, Joe Biden's take is fuck the police.

01:16:08.000 3-7.

01:16:10.000 He had...

01:16:12.000 This is such a weird tweet.

01:16:13.000 Earlier this week, Joe Biden announced the flags would be flown at half staff tomorrow to honor the men and women in blue who died in the line of duty.

01:16:21.000 Today, Friday news dumped that he changed his mind.

01:16:27.000 In his opinion, they aren't worthy of lowering the flags.

01:16:31.000 This is when crime is at an all-time high.

01:16:35.000 Let's see the next one.

01:16:37.000 Updated.

01:16:38.000 The flags will remain full staff on May 15th.

01:16:42.000 Like, what a fucking ship of fools.

01:16:47.000 All right.

01:16:47.000 See, I always go a little too long with things.

01:16:54.000 Let's jump over to the mailbag.

01:17:12.000 Zoop, badoop, badoop, badoop, badoop.

01:17:15.000 Pink Panther?

01:17:18.000 Maybe.

01:17:18.000 Zoop, ba-doop, bidoop, bid-doo-boo.

01:17:21.000 That's a little different.

01:17:23.000 Here's an interesting tweet from a doctor who says, sends us a picture of a tweet, which I highly recommend when it's something remotely controversial because it will get deleted.

01:17:32.000 Reverse rape is the refusal to sexually engage with women of the wrong body type and is just as horrific as rape.

01:17:40.000 I agree.

01:17:42.000 If you don't fuck ones, you're a racist.

01:17:46.000 My pet Biden, one million shots.

01:17:50.000 Biden gets confused gaslighting on vaccine.

01:17:53.000 Put a million shots in the arms of my first 100 days.

01:17:58.000 And folks, think back.

01:18:01.000 Four months ago, four months ago, was audacious goal that we had to put a million shots in the arms of my first 100 days as president.

01:18:12.000 100 million, I should say.

01:18:15.000 His first 100 million days.

01:18:17.000 That's not so crazy.

01:18:18.000 I mean, he's done a lot worse.

01:18:20.000 I've become a real snob when it comes to Biden speaking to you.

01:18:23.000 You can be picky.

01:18:24.000 Yeah, you can afford to really ignore the bottom 40%.

01:18:30.000 A video drop from when women are ordering others around.

01:18:34.000 Okay.

01:18:34.000 No time code.

01:18:35.000 All right, Architiers.

01:18:36.000 Let's peek around the corner of this cart corral and see what we find.

01:18:40.000 We've got the carton.

01:18:43.000 It is bad news, bears.

01:18:46.000 Lordy, lordy, lordy.

01:18:48.000 That's unfortunate here.

01:18:50.000 Like we always see, even if she's using the handicap access area, she doesn't think about the next person.

01:18:59.000 Yep, right there.

01:19:00.000 Unfortunate.

01:19:01.000 It's even blocked off.

01:19:02.000 I'm lined up.

01:19:06.000 That's not where the cars go, man.

01:19:08.000 Oh, the front of the store is right there.

01:19:10.000 I even walked away from the car corral at the time that I observed this.

01:19:16.000 That's not where the cars go.

01:19:18.000 Over there.

01:19:19.000 Over there.

01:19:22.000 What do you even accept?

01:19:23.000 It's gone.

01:19:25.000 And the cart.

01:19:26.000 Oh, where do you go?

01:19:26.000 Oh, she didn't want to say hi.

01:19:27.000 She just wanted to decent ventilation.

01:19:28.000 We're just getting the foot magnet.

01:19:32.000 Yeah, that does.

01:19:33.000 Because it makes a thud.

01:19:37.000 It's a magnet for the Cartnarks.

01:19:38.000 It says, I don't overturn my shopping car like a jerk.

01:19:40.000 Because what you did is you left your car down here blocking the handicap area.

01:19:44.000 Now, I'm going to point you.

01:19:45.000 We got a cart corral right over there you can use.

01:19:46.000 Did you work for them?

01:19:47.000 No, I'm going to work for the cartnars.

01:19:49.000 We're a highly trained organization of non-governmental secret agents.

01:19:51.000 What are you doing, man?

01:19:52.000 That's not nice.

01:19:53.000 Now, don't make me call the police over, so don't be there.

01:19:56.000 What do you got to tell the police?

01:19:57.000 You are bothering me.

01:19:59.000 Is that something the police need to be talking about?

01:20:00.000 I'm talking, sir.

01:20:01.000 You know what you're doing?

01:20:02.000 You're bothering people by leaving your cart out.

01:20:04.000 Man, if they were close enough, I am handicapped.

01:20:07.000 All right, you walked out from the store, right?

01:20:09.000 I sure did.

01:20:09.000 Why can't you walk back?

01:20:11.000 Why can't you?

01:20:12.000 Ma'am, I'm not your bitch.

01:20:15.000 That's how we're talking.

01:20:17.000 I'm sorry, I shouldn't have cussed.

01:20:18.000 I apologize.

01:20:18.000 Is that how you talking?

01:20:19.000 It's inappropriate you ain't talking about it.

01:20:20.000 You mean you call the damn police on your ass?

01:20:22.000 Are you going to call them to cut yourself?

01:20:23.000 Now you hear me cussing.

01:20:25.000 You disrespected me, first of all.

01:20:27.000 You disrespected everybody, first of all.

01:20:30.000 Monkey ball.

01:20:31.000 Said I'm not your bitch.

01:20:31.000 Is that really disrespectful?

01:20:33.000 Don't formally apologize.

01:20:33.000 Do I have to be your bitch?

01:20:35.000 Excuse me, B-word, but it is because he has to.

01:20:38.000 Be your ass up out of here.

01:20:39.000 How about you be getting your butt with the cart over to the corner of the store?

01:20:43.000 That way, it will be.

01:20:44.000 Does he want to get punched?

01:20:45.000 Better position for everybody else.

01:20:47.000 You don't have to worry about inconveniencing people who also use a handicap access area.

01:20:51.000 And you just feel good about yourself as a person, right?

01:20:54.000 You feel like you pick up after yourself, you know?

01:20:57.000 You feel good.

01:20:57.000 It's like, ah, I did the right thing.

01:20:59.000 Or you can waste the police this time.

01:21:01.000 I don't know what you're going to tell them, though.

01:21:03.000 That's the problem I have.

01:21:06.000 I have a gentleman here if harassing me.

01:21:08.000 That's a lie, by the way.

01:21:09.000 My name's Agent A. Maplewood.

01:21:11.000 My name's Agent Sebastian.

01:21:13.000 Very sexy, also.

01:21:15.000 No, I did not say that.

01:21:16.000 I said, I. No, I did not.

01:21:18.000 That's a lie.

01:21:19.000 That is an absolute lie.

01:21:20.000 I said, I was not your B-word.

01:21:22.000 And they said I'm not going to fit in this floor if you don't get the fuck out of my face.

01:21:26.000 That's not nice either, ma'am.

01:21:27.000 But by the way, I did not call you that word.

01:21:28.000 You know, I got something for you.

01:21:30.000 Keep on mouthing me.

01:21:31.000 What do you have something for me?

01:21:32.000 Why don't you take your ass off?

01:21:34.000 I thought you were a handicap.

01:21:35.000 You're back with a car.

01:21:36.000 I am not.

01:21:37.000 This man is harassing me.

01:21:38.000 That's a lie, by the way.

01:21:40.000 I did not call you the B-word, ma'am.

01:21:42.000 I am the B word.

01:21:42.000 I said, I was not your B-word.

01:21:44.000 Why not lose the mask?

01:21:45.000 When you're angry, the germs can't penetrate your face.

01:21:49.000 Hey, Gav, found a sick band on YouTube.

01:21:51.000 I was wondering if you ever heard of them and what you think of this song only has 40,000 views, and it made me check out the rest of their discography.

01:21:56.000 I think they're pretty fucking solid.

01:21:57.000 Check them out.

01:21:58.000 And it's not Tom McDonald.

01:22:24.000 I don't like your victims family.

01:22:37.000 Okay, fun stuff.

01:22:40.000 Gav, why don't you just dissect Parks and Wreck?

01:22:44.000 This show is a shining example of the liberal and leftist mind and agenda.

01:22:47.000 Selfish, egotistical, and the most popular character is the actor trying to make fun of conservatives, which backfired because that's the character, Ron Swanson, people relate with.

01:22:56.000 Relate to.

01:22:57.000 You should break this show down.

01:22:59.000 People actually think Leslie Nope is a role model and she's not.

01:23:02.000 Uh, no.

01:23:04.000 Right?

01:23:04.000 I'm not sitting watching a fucking episode of Parks and Wreck.

01:23:08.000 No, thank you.

01:23:10.000 Gavin Ryan, my husband Kyle and I watch a show every night before bed.

01:23:13.000 We love it.

01:23:13.000 We've been fans for years.

01:23:14.000 He recently finished Ethikol.

01:23:15.000 His birthday is May 29th.

01:23:16.000 I would love for you guys to give him a shout out.

01:23:18.000 I would pay for a cameo, but I know you're not on there.

01:23:19.000 His favorite joke is the quiet fart one you tell about when your wife is sleeping, so maybe you could say something funny about it.

01:23:26.000 Hey, Kyle, happy birthday.

01:23:28.000 Don't fart around your wife.

01:23:30.000 Every time you do, a blowjob loses its wings.

01:23:33.000 So just...

01:23:34.000 Although I had one this morning, I don't use her bathroom, but it's the master bedroom bathroom.

01:23:40.000 And I was like, I don't feel like going all the way downstairs, nude, to just take a piss.

01:23:45.000 And so I sat down to piss.

01:23:47.000 I'm not proud of that, but I don't want to make any noise.

01:23:49.000 It's like six in the morning.

01:23:51.000 But when you sit down, you start in the morning, your stomach rumbles, and you have these like crank, pink, crank, pa, super far.

01:24:00.000 And they're magnified by the bowl.

01:24:02.000 So my little quiet pee did not go down very well.

01:24:10.000 Free speech bumper with nothing on it, okay?

01:24:13.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan.

01:24:14.000 Angela Stanton King is a no BS ex-con black conservative who ran for Congress for Atlanta's 5th District and lost, of course.

01:24:22.000 But she's always spoken out about anti-LGBT people and the effect they have on the children.

01:24:27.000 She was on Dr. Phil talking about how she Will never accept her trans son as a woman.

01:24:32.000 Minute one made me LOL.

01:24:33.000 Oh, I think I've seen this clip where they told her it was going to be all about politics and it was all about her trans son and them berating her for not loving trans enough.

01:24:58.000 I'm telling him, do not catch AIDS and die.

01:25:02.000 I actually told him to move out because Javian has had an issue when it comes to schooling.

01:25:08.000 Just about every school that he has been to, he's been expelled from for behavior issues.

01:25:13.000 So we were on our list.

01:25:16.000 If Javian decided to have a sex change and present himself as a woman, I will always, until the day I die, recognize Javian as my son.

01:25:27.000 JV?

01:25:28.000 I'm hoping to answer because I don't have it, but I'm searching for it.

01:25:35.000 But what is your concern?

01:25:37.000 I'm very concerned that with his behavior and him identifying with the woman.

01:25:43.000 I've seen this one, and she yells in the parking lot about how she got ripped off.

01:25:47.000 It reminds me of this documentary I saw about sex workers.

01:25:51.000 And it was this lawyer woman who was this radical feminist lawyer.

01:25:56.000 And her daughter followed her and helped her.

01:25:59.000 And then she goes, Mom, great news, I've become a sex worker, too.

01:26:02.000 And the mother, of course, was devastated, bawling her eyes out, crying.

01:26:07.000 And I'm just looking at Dr. Phil there going, it's easy for you to sit here and say, why aren't you letting JVN be who she wants to be?

01:26:15.000 But I'd like to see you, Dr. Phil, when your son comes home and says, hello.

01:26:20.000 Remember the football playing dude that was on Dr. Phil?

01:26:24.000 That he comes out and the dad's bawling his eyes out?

01:26:28.000 Yeah.

01:26:29.000 Dr. Phil dad trans crying.

01:26:35.000 And his shoulders?

01:26:37.000 Yeah, there he is.

01:26:38.000 Brick shithouse.

01:26:39.000 Oh, man.

01:26:40.000 Yeah.

01:26:40.000 I would kill for those shoulders.

01:26:43.000 Hey, man.

01:26:43.000 If you're not using those shoulders, can I have them?

01:26:52.000 Thank you for being here.

01:26:54.000 I appreciate it.

01:26:56.000 No problem.

01:26:57.000 Tell me what you're thinking and feeling right now, Gary.

01:27:02.000 I think my son's ridiculous.

01:27:04.000 I'm hurt.

01:27:05.000 Bad.

01:27:08.000 Really bad.

01:27:14.000 See, it'd be one thing like if your son dressed up like that once or twice, but you're looking at a turn in the road.

01:27:22.000 You're on a journey together and your son does a 90-degree turn.

01:27:26.000 I killed your son.

01:27:27.000 I killed your son.

01:27:28.000 I just want you to know that you didn't do anything wrong.

01:27:30.000 You didn't do anything wrong.

01:27:32.000 I didn't do anything wrong.

01:27:33.000 You did.

01:27:35.000 You're rouge.

01:27:36.000 You didn't do anything wrong.

01:27:39.000 Just a fact.

01:27:40.000 You can see this is very raw for you.

01:27:44.000 What are your feelings about the impact on your father Gary?

01:27:51.000 I'm really hurt, and I was kind of scared, honestly.

01:27:55.000 Just seeing his reaction, how I don't know if it was anger or if it was just upset.

01:28:02.000 Yeah, there's some anger in there.

01:28:03.000 What do you want from him?

01:28:05.000 I want him to be okay with me getting double stuffed by black dudes.

01:28:11.000 I just want you to understand that this has nothing to do with how you raised me or anything like that.

01:28:18.000 And I just want you to be.

01:28:20.000 I want you to think I'm pretty patient.

01:28:22.000 Hey, Kevin Ryan.

01:28:23.000 Angela Stan.

01:28:24.000 Oh, yeah, we already did that one.

01:28:28.000 Dear Weeping Wise Guy and Faggy Rye Guy, here's a song that'll wet your glands.

01:28:32.000 It has and always will have relevance.

01:28:45.000 Wasn't this on Sopranos?

01:28:50.000 Here's some fucking smart millennial telling me stuff like I'm the young person and he's the old person.

01:28:57.000 Gavin, searching with quotes does not just mean search for these words together.

01:29:01.000 It means the results must contain the quoted portion verbatim.

01:29:06.000 Yeah, I know.

01:29:08.000 If you just put the random words in, it means find something with these random words anywhere.

01:29:12.000 When you put them in quotes, they have to be in that order.

01:29:16.000 So it's not totally retarded to quote a single word if you want to ensure that word is in the results.

01:29:25.000 Shut up.

01:29:27.000 Tim Russell, possible new show.

01:29:30.000 Hey, Govinder and Lord Fagwart of the Fag Domain came across a great interview of you on YouTube and noticed it was posted by a channel called 1719.

01:29:38.000 See link below, he says.

01:29:40.000 1791, actually, sir.

01:29:41.000 Yeah, and I'm familiar with the interviews I've done.

01:29:44.000 Yeah.

01:29:45.000 This reminded me what an incredibly well-produced channel that was.

01:29:49.000 Each video had incredibly well-researched points with beautiful visuals.

01:29:51.000 It's such a shame the guys behind it had to quit.

01:29:54.000 From what I recall, they couldn't justify the time it took to produce their content for the little revenue they got back.

01:29:59.000 Now Milo is parted ways.

01:30:00.000 Would it be great to see if these guys would be interested in creating content for sensor.tv?

01:30:05.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:30:06.000 Let's ask them.

01:30:07.000 They did really good work.

01:30:08.000 I wonder how much they would charge.

01:30:11.000 Those were beautiful, though.

01:30:12.000 I wonder what they're doing now.

01:30:14.000 You know, guys, you kind of have to make no money for two years before you do get offered.

01:30:21.000 Before, like, Blaze says, we'll pay you a fortune to come on.

01:30:25.000 Because then you will have garnered a following, too.

01:30:38.000 Hey, Gavin, longtime fan, but honestly, I'm at this point in my life where I think science should never have progressed after the 1950s.

01:30:44.000 Sometimes I think we should have stopped electricity, honestly.

01:30:46.000 Add electricity.

01:30:48.000 But here is a video that makes me not only repulsed, but bloodthirsty.

01:30:52.000 Love your new sunglasses.

01:30:57.000 What are you doing?

01:30:57.000 Oh.

01:30:59.000 Okay, got it.

01:31:02.000 Here are some facts that'll make you think: why do you know that?

01:31:06.000 This fact is actually one of my favorites because it never fails to freak people out.

01:31:09.000 The blue whale can produce 400 gallons of baby maker, but only 10% of it makes it to the female.

01:31:13.000 360 gallons, which is like 9 bathtubs worth, gets unloaded into the ocean.

01:31:17.000 See, now I have to ask: why do we know this?

01:31:20.000 How do we know this?

01:31:21.000 Like, did someone get paid to eyeball it from a respectful distance?

01:31:24.000 Or did someone actually have to get lost in a Big Mac sauce in the name of science?

01:31:28.000 Four years of marine biology, and that's what it amounts to.

01:31:30.000 Couldn't be me.

01:31:31.000 I would also like to personally flip off the entire internet for this last fact.

01:31:34.000 Because apparently, a blue whale's backdoor fudge factory can stretch to three and a half feet.

01:31:38.000 Three and a half feet.

01:31:41.000 You know, the average lifespan of an American is 78 years.

01:31:43.000 That's about 2 billion.

01:31:45.000 Yeah, I was thinking, though, that medicine has gone too far in the sense that we've got the Tower of Babel situation now where we have this DNA database.

01:31:52.000 I talked about it before, right?

01:31:53.000 Where people won't be able to get health insurance.

01:31:56.000 And they'll be...

01:31:58.000 The free market will have a bias against them if their DNA results are somehow negative.

01:32:07.000 I watched this video last, I'm going back up now.

01:32:13.000 I watched this video last week showing a Texas hearing about a bill that prevents discrimination against people that do not want to get vaccinated.

01:32:19.000 I think this is a great and important step in preventing government overreach.

01:32:23.000 First seven to eight minutes is good.

01:32:26.000 What am I supposed to do?

01:32:26.000 This is a letter to the show.

01:32:28.000 Are we friends?

01:32:29.000 You want me to sit here and watch a bill?

01:32:35.000 Fuck.

01:32:38.000 As the CDC advises that vaccinated people do not have to wear masks, it's causing some businesses to ostracize employees that don't want to get the vaccine.

01:32:45.000 Walmart is offering $75 to employees that get the vaccine.

01:32:48.000 Other more professional companies are singling out unvaccinated people.

01:32:54.000 Also, now, why would companies push a non-FDA approved emergency vaccine on people?

01:32:59.000 Why should vaccinated people care if someone else gets vaccinated if they can't get sick?

01:33:04.000 These company societal actions are giving more reason for people to try and prevent this discrimination.

01:33:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:33:10.000 It's fucking crazy times, man.

01:33:13.000 Crazy times.

01:33:16.000 In the episode where you showed that ridiculous woke army commercial, I'm calling bullshit.

01:33:20.000 The girl claims to be a college graduate, yet she went in enlisted.

01:33:24.000 That makes no sense.

01:33:25.000 Once you have a four-year degree, you can become an officer and make at least twice as much money.

01:33:30.000 Why would anyone go enlisted if they have a degree?

01:33:33.000 Also, the Army is full of foreigners and retards.

01:33:36.000 Every time I ever dealt with the Army as a U.S. Marine, I just really, I learned that very late, that Marines don't consider themselves in the military.

01:33:48.000 I was dealing with someone who barely spoke English.

01:33:51.000 You can join the military and speed up your citizenship, which brings in large number of foreign military members to the Army and Navy.

01:33:57.000 As a veteran of war movies, I'm sure you already knew these facts.

01:34:00.000 I did not know these facts.

01:34:00.000 But isn't it funny how every time there's a Twitter expose, we, the guy has an accent?

01:34:06.000 Like all this Project Veritas undercover stuff is all like, think about Facebook, buddies.

01:34:11.000 We're trying to make it to control the narrative and all that stuff, you know, dude.

01:34:17.000 Okay, last one.

01:34:19.000 Gavin and Ryan, I've seen you guys give shots and found real gems from people.

01:34:23.000 You have Lotus, who is amazing.

01:34:25.000 John Ryan is great.

01:34:26.000 You have the young but very bright self.

01:34:29.000 Isn't it weird that we have all these people contacting us about our business?

01:34:33.000 And it's discussed on the chat and stuff.

01:34:36.000 Like, mind your own fucking business.

01:34:39.000 What if I?

01:34:40.000 Like, we're here.

01:34:41.000 I'm happy to entertain you and try to have an informative show where we don't go off of tangents and stuff.

01:34:47.000 But like, how's your site coming along?

01:34:51.000 How's your business coming along?

01:34:53.000 We went from zero to 25,000 subs.

01:34:56.000 I think we got it.

01:34:57.000 That's in a war, basically, where we're getting sued, payment processors shut down, all kinds of shit.

01:35:03.000 We have to hide our office.

01:35:04.000 I get attacked on the street.

01:35:08.000 I mean, I haven't been attacked on the street, but you know what I mean?

01:35:10.000 Racist piece of shit.

01:35:12.000 Yelled at.

01:35:15.000 John Miranda was not great.

01:35:17.000 Amazing the talent and show censored finds and develops have either seen this 17-year-old patriotic rodeo queen called the savvy truth.

01:35:24.000 She's on TikTok, TikTok, Instagram, and Rumble.

01:35:26.000 She's very smart and pretty tough.

01:35:27.000 She's a Texas girl, of course.

01:35:29.000 Here is her channel on Rumble.

01:35:31.000 I thought, man, this guy, blah, blah, blah, this should be good for that.

01:35:33.000 There's another.

01:35:34.000 Okay, so let's see the Savvy Truth.

01:35:39.000 What are you doing?

01:35:40.000 I was prepping the final video, and unfortunately, they have not accepted my thing.

01:35:45.000 So...

01:35:46.000 Oh, that's Grindface 2?

01:35:47.000 Yeah.

01:35:49.000 And so this one is...

01:35:50.000 You red-flagged it, right?

01:35:53.000 Not yet.

01:35:53.000 Now it is.

01:35:56.000 It's from Templar.

01:36:01.000 Got it.

01:36:02.000 This kid is a gem.

01:36:12.000 Wow, this is great.

01:36:15.000 Thanks.

01:36:18.000 Let's look at it.

01:36:19.000 Maybe there's another one that's not terrible.

01:36:24.000 Men are superior to women, and women are to be submissive to men.

01:36:27.000 There's absolutely no violence.

01:36:30.000 I can't tell if you're purposely lying or genuinely ignorant, but either way, my heart breaks for you.

01:36:33.000 1 Corinthians 11 talks about the headcomings that men and women wore while praying and that they are literally equal as seen in 11 through 13.

01:36:38.000 1 Ephesians isn't a thing, but Ephesians 5.22 says, wife, submit your respect to your husbands just as you do to the Lord.

01:36:43.000 But if you look 3 verses down, it says, husbands, love your wife, Jesus Christ, love the church, and what about this other one?

01:36:50.000 Charista Hoeker.

01:36:54.000 Huger.

01:36:58.000 Got the video lady?

01:37:05.000 Ram doesn't really do much videos.

01:37:07.000 She loves to report on stories, but what the fuck?

01:37:11.000 What are you sending me?

01:37:12.000 This is just a pretty young girl who's semi-patriotic.

01:37:16.000 And what am I supposed to do with this?

01:37:19.000 Is look at pictures of a young girl like a fucking simp?

01:37:23.000 God, what a waste of a fucking letter.

01:37:27.000 Does she got reels?

01:37:29.000 Okay, what's this?

01:37:35.000 No, the final video is not on Grindface, is it?

01:37:40.000 Final video yeah poop.

01:37:46.000 They're taking a long ass time to validate your boar.

01:37:49.000 Wait, I have an idea.

01:37:50.000 Play the final video thing.

01:38:06.000 So I was going to show you a video of this woman puking while paragliding.

01:38:11.000 And I didn't realize this.

01:38:12.000 There's tons and tons of videos of people puking while skydiving.

01:38:16.000 I guess you're on vacation, you're partying like crazy, and so you're kind of hungover.

01:38:20.000 And then when you're about to die, your body thinks you're dying, you're going to fucking get overwhelmed.

01:38:26.000 And I thought, I don't want to show that to you because I swear to God, the studio smells like puke right now.

01:38:32.000 Because I had looked up a bunch of puke videos and smell like.

01:38:37.000 So why make you puke?

01:38:39.000 I think that should be a new rule on this show.

01:38:41.000 No puke videos.

01:38:43.000 New rule.

01:38:44.000 New rule.

01:38:46.000 From now on, the only time you will see Barf on this show is if it's crucial to the story and has to be seen.

01:38:57.000 This is not at all gross.

01:38:59.000 This video I'm going to show you.

01:39:00.000 Just a guy climbing, but fuck man.

01:39:02.000 How did he do that?

01:39:04.000 He's very strong.

01:39:07.000 I can almost understand that.

01:39:09.000 This gets confusing.

01:39:10.000 What is that part?

01:39:13.000 What?

01:39:17.000 What?

01:39:18.000 This guy could escape from prison.

01:39:22.000 Now it's pretty smooth sailing.

01:39:24.000 But boy, you better have some strong fingies.

01:39:27.000 Yeah, that's all grip strength.

01:39:29.000 Look, his whole body was being held by his fingers there.

01:39:36.000 Pretty, pretty.

01:39:37.000 Oh, that's pretty good.

01:39:38.000 No, that's not fair.

01:39:40.000 You used a little trampoline thing right in the beginning.

01:39:42.000 That's cheating.

01:39:43.000 I could do that.

01:39:44.000 No, that's a mat, so when he falls backwards, he doesn't die.

01:39:47.000 Wow, okay.

01:39:49.000 Thank you for tuning in to the show, folks.

01:39:51.000 We'll be working on the new studio, bringing in new shows.

01:39:55.000 Josh Denny's show should be ready any second now, maybe today.

01:39:58.000 Nice.

01:39:59.000 That's pretty exciting.

01:40:01.000 I don't want to give anything away, but I'm going to give it all away.

01:40:03.000 He's doing like John Oliver's the week, last week's news tonight, but it's next week's news.

01:40:10.000 So he'll be telling you what's going to be happening.

01:40:13.000 He'll be guessing and predicting the news over the next week.

01:40:19.000 But yeah, that's sort of the theme of today's show is that I guess, yes, there is bigotry.

01:40:24.000 Not a lot, but it does exist.

01:40:27.000 But the people you're blaming it on are the ones the least responsible.

01:40:31.000 So if you really want to delve into bigotry, if you really, really want to stop hate, I'm afraid the people you're blaming for it are going to be at the very end of your list.

01:40:40.000 And I'm confused as to why that bothers you.

01:40:44.000 Like when they found out that that kid, the black kid, escaped with the ankle bracelet and then went and killed a four-year-old.

01:40:52.000 Why did they want that to be MAGA?

01:40:54.000 Why when they saw it was a black dude did they go, oh, shit.

01:40:57.000 Why were they so happy when January 6th happened?

01:41:00.000 Why were they so happy when Heather Heyer died?

01:41:04.000 It's a bizarre phenomenon.

01:41:05.000 We'll get to the bottom of it eventually.

01:41:07.000 It's got something to do with white guilt, black failure, white guilt.

01:41:09.000 There's a million things going on there.

01:41:11.000 But it's not natural.

01:41:13.000 It's not normal.

01:41:14.000 And white people are the only ones who do it.

01:41:15.000 White people are the only ones dying to be culpable.

01:41:18.000 Everyone else is avoiding blame.

01:41:20.000 So we're very unique in that sense.

01:41:22.000 Anyway, we'll see you tomorrow.

01:41:24.000 Same time, same place.

01:41:25.000 In the interim, get fired.

01:41:27.000 Get in trouble.

01:41:28.000 Be brave.

01:41:28.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 17, 2021

S03E109 - THE WRONG BAD GUYS

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