Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 18, 2021


S03E110 - ISRAEL IS REAL


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 33 minutes

Words per Minute

153.07297

Word Count

14,371

Sentence Count

1,513

Misogynist Sentences

81

Hate Speech Sentences

127


Summary

In this episode, we cover the New York Post s expose on Andrew Cuomo's plan to kill off the elderly and disabled in nursing homes, COVID, and why the left doesn t care about this. Also, we talk about the new Exelciser website, and how we're not going to make America great again.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Up My One with Devin I Was Another Religion,
00:00:41.000 Another War.
00:00:43.000 This is from the Anarchist Pogo Party.
00:00:48.000 No, that wasn't that.
00:00:49.000 I was doing that.
00:00:50.000 That's from the Varuchers Live, an old weird, very, very, very punk band, but that's not who I'm talking about.
00:00:56.000 We just played you the psychedelic porn crumpets 2014 song called Marmalade March.
00:01:01.000 They're a psychedelic band from Australia, 2015 around.
00:01:05.000 I think they're still going.
00:01:06.000 Still going strong.
00:01:08.000 It's not the kind of thing you want to listen to for the whole song, but sometimes intro music is different than what would be a great song to jam to.
00:01:18.000 I think it makes a great intro song.
00:01:20.000 I'm wearing a suit that I built by Wendy made, my friend Wendy Mullen, of course we don't speak anymore, in 2000.
00:01:30.000 This is 20 years old.
00:01:32.000 And it is minute.
00:01:32.000 I feel like Chris Farley, fat guy in a small suit.
00:01:39.000 We've got a fun show for you today.
00:01:42.000 Cover the New York Post.
00:01:45.000 This is the problem with the American divorce.
00:01:48.000 When there's an awesome smoking gun like this, you go, yes, yes, yes.
00:01:53.000 Fuck you, Cuomo.
00:01:54.000 You put my friends in prison.
00:01:56.000 But the left doesn't see this.
00:01:58.000 They don't read the New York Post.
00:02:00.000 They don't care about this.
00:02:03.000 Governor got $5 million for COVID as he lied about nursing home deaths.
00:02:08.000 Cuomo blood money.
00:02:11.000 Isn't that great?
00:02:12.000 Actually, check the notes just to jump ahead here.
00:02:17.000 If you jump into COVID, look at 3.3.
00:02:22.000 Cuomo stole money.
00:02:23.000 I remember this.
00:02:25.000 This is his MO.
00:02:27.000 You know what nobody talks about?
00:02:28.000 How Andrew Cuomo had a $6 billion Medicaid deficit at the beginning of 2020 due to his own mismanagement of the funds.
00:02:36.000 Mismanagement.
00:02:37.000 Nobody ever mentions his plan formed in early January 2020 to cut funds to long-term care and nursing homes.
00:02:45.000 But I will.
00:02:46.000 Blood money coming soon.
00:02:48.000 You'll enjoy it, Janice Dean.
00:02:49.000 And what's this picture?
00:02:50.000 Homes must accept COVID-positive patients that are actually potentially still infectious into their facilities.
00:03:12.000 We see two families who've suffered losses inside nursing homes, and they're looking for accountability, and they'd like to see justice.
00:03:20.000 Make America great again.
00:03:22.000 What does that mean?
00:03:24.000 I've recently interviewed a family, three siblings.
00:03:26.000 They've had two nursing home losses within a few weeks of one another on the same facility here in Albany.
00:03:33.000 When do you want to go back to, Mr. President?
00:03:36.000 Their loved ones passed away because they couldn't get the testing.
00:03:39.000 So they're looking for accountability and they feel that they were failed.
00:03:43.000 What's the comment to them?
00:03:44.000 Failed?
00:03:45.000 What was the great time that you want to take us back to?
00:03:50.000 Who's accountable for those 139 deaths?
00:03:53.000 How do we get justice for those families?
00:03:56.000 What is justice?
00:03:58.000 We're not going to make America great again.
00:04:00.000 Who can we prosecute for those deaths?
00:04:03.000 It was never that great.
00:04:05.000 Nobody.
00:04:06.000 Mother Nature, God, people are going to die by this virus.
00:04:12.000 That is the truth.
00:04:18.000 Yeah, that got dropped, didn't it?
00:04:21.000 The fact that he lied about 8,000 deaths, 50% of the deaths.
00:04:25.000 Anyway, he's a shitbag.
00:04:27.000 He sucks.
00:04:28.000 He's a fake mafia dude, tough guy from Queens.
00:04:31.000 I'm from Queens.
00:04:33.000 I am gay.
00:04:35.000 I hate his guts, but we're so divorced as a country that when your enemies get fucked like this, we're not in the same ring anymore.
00:04:46.000 So, you know, the Howard Sterns, I think Chelsea Handler, she's given up on being a Cuomosexual.
00:04:53.000 Right?
00:04:54.000 Because she wanted to fuck him so badly now.
00:04:55.000 She's going, boy, I got I didn't fuck him.
00:04:57.000 But that doesn't really, Chelsea Handler doesn't count.
00:05:01.000 She's not a serious person, as they say.
00:05:05.000 So we'll be getting to COVID, of course.
00:05:07.000 I'm at the point now where, like, not having the vaccine is getting tense.
00:05:13.000 It used to just be like, it's none of your business what I have.
00:05:15.000 But, like, baseball games, my gym, there's this new site, New York Exelciser.
00:05:23.000 Exelciser.
00:05:24.000 Could you have a worse name, please?
00:05:28.000 E-X-C-E-L-S-I-E-L-E-L.
00:05:31.000 Excelsior?
00:05:32.000 Excelsior.
00:05:34.000 Is that how you pronounce it?
00:05:35.000 Excelsior.
00:05:36.000 What does that mean?
00:05:37.000 Is that a Spanish word?
00:05:38.000 I think it's like an utterance of like, like almost like Eureka, like Excelsior.
00:05:43.000 Well, anyway, this New York Excelsior pass is going to define your life.
00:05:49.000 Now, I was hoping we could get away with just, you know, saying we had the documents or, you know, people are walking around with fake cards or saying it's none of your business when they get asked.
00:06:00.000 But now that this database is going to be required, you won't be able to see the games, baseball games with your kids.
00:06:07.000 You won't be able to get into concerts.
00:06:09.000 My gym now, I'm one of the only guys still wearing a mask.
00:06:12.000 Now, I could lie to him, but he's my friend.
00:06:14.000 I don't want to.
00:06:17.000 I mean, it's getting pretty inconvenient.
00:06:21.000 And the FBI has made it clear that it's going to be prosecuted as a crime if you lie.
00:06:26.000 So we are really becoming the outcasts as anti-vaxxers.
00:06:32.000 I mean, the Irish guy at my pub, PJs, is like, oh, just get the fucking vaccine.
00:06:39.000 You're going to need it eventually.
00:06:41.000 Yes, it's fucking bullshit.
00:06:43.000 stop wasting your time.
00:06:46.000 I don't like that.
00:06:49.000 I'm already not going to my great-grandmother's 93 birthday party.
00:06:54.000 I see her.
00:06:54.000 She lives at my grandparents' house, so I see her all the time.
00:06:56.000 But they're like, my aunt's pulling it together.
00:06:59.000 And she was like, you have to be vaccinated.
00:07:01.000 So I was like, I will not be going.
00:07:04.000 Well, now, maybe you should.
00:07:08.000 I know, this is not a very popular sentiment.
00:07:10.000 I sound like I'm giving up.
00:07:13.000 But, like.
00:07:14.000 No, I'm not going to be.
00:07:15.000 You're stupid, but it's your great-grandmother's birthday.
00:07:19.000 Can you see her?
00:07:20.000 Oh, I see her all the time.
00:07:21.000 Oh, okay.
00:07:22.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:07:22.000 Do you ever see her nude?
00:07:25.000 No, never did.
00:07:28.000 That would be kind of cool.
00:07:30.000 Yeah.
00:07:31.000 She probably did.
00:07:33.000 I mean, I don't want to give up.
00:07:34.000 We don't give up, but I also don't want to be sitting at the other end of the stadium from my family when we go to the Mets games.
00:07:45.000 My friend gave me another little burst of hope.
00:07:47.000 He was like, I never, I have not worn my mask once.
00:07:51.000 I go to the gas station and I don't wear it.
00:07:53.000 I haven't once.
00:07:54.000 He doesn't have a life.
00:07:55.000 What?
00:07:55.000 He doesn't have a life.
00:07:56.000 No, he works.
00:07:57.000 He goes places.
00:07:58.000 No.
00:07:59.000 I couldn't have got the CO2 cartridge filled for the Keggerator if I didn't put a mask on.
00:08:03.000 I wouldn't have been able to buy beer from CVS for the past year if I didn't put a mask on.
00:08:08.000 The thing is, upstate New York's a little more lax.
00:08:11.000 Yeah.
00:08:11.000 Well, New York City is fucking nuts.
00:08:14.000 It stinks.
00:08:14.000 You know, I went to the Knights of Columbus meeting last night in Hell's Kitchen, DeSoto Council.
00:08:18.000 It's fucking great seeing those dudes, man.
00:08:20.000 They're so real deal.
00:08:23.000 I go, my favorite question with New Yorkers that were born and raised there is, what year is it right now?
00:08:28.000 And from Ann Coulter, though she wasn't born and raised in New York, you get the idea.
00:08:32.000 She says 1989.
00:08:33.000 I was hearing 1989 a lot six months ago.
00:08:36.000 Now they're saying 1972, which was real fucking bad.
00:08:42.000 You know how my buddy Gerard picks up his wife?
00:08:44.000 She works for Jimmy Fallon as like one of the nurses, the security team, whatever.
00:08:49.000 That's what a lot of these old school New Yorkers do when they get older.
00:08:52.000 They get a cushy job on a TV show, just being that like, you know, the Mexican guy on Jimmy Kimmel?
00:08:58.000 Yeah.
00:08:58.000 Uncle Frank, those kind of jobs, right?
00:09:00.000 It's a sweet deal.
00:09:01.000 Nice pension.
00:09:04.000 This is how he picks her up from work.
00:09:06.000 So she's whatever, Rockefeller Center, right?
00:09:10.000 He's not far, but he's wester than that, so he's got to go east.
00:09:14.000 So he walks in the middle of the road.
00:09:16.000 He's packing because he's a court clerk.
00:09:18.000 He's got a concealed carry.
00:09:21.000 He walks down the middle of the road.
00:09:23.000 There's no cars in New York City at night anymore.
00:09:25.000 There's still a bit of commuting.
00:09:26.000 Like in the morning, it takes me a little while to get here.
00:09:29.000 But if I wait a little bit and leave at seven, and yesterday I stayed because the meeting, the Knights of Columbus meeting had me there at seven and I didn't leave till like 8.30 in New York City.
00:09:39.000 Dude, we were driving around Manhattan, Grand Central, Zero cars.
00:09:46.000 Anyway, sorry to get back to the story.
00:09:48.000 So Gerard, he's like 67 years old.
00:09:53.000 He walks in the middle of the road with his gun unbuttoned, like ready to rock.
00:09:59.000 And he's in the middle of the road because he doesn't want anyone jumping out from a car.
00:10:05.000 They have a hotel down the street that's taking in homeless people.
00:10:09.000 I think it's called the Skyline.
00:10:11.000 So the streets are just full of fucking derelict.
00:10:16.000 Dude, New York is fucked.
00:10:18.000 And I was talking to a commercial real estate guy and he says, yeah, the media is going to tell you that it's 20%, 30% occupancy.
00:10:24.000 It's 50.
00:10:26.000 50%.
00:10:27.000 Look at these stores.
00:10:29.000 And we're looking around.
00:10:30.000 Every single store in Midtown, around Times Square, totally empty, empty shelves, retail for rent.
00:10:36.000 I talked to one guy, a landlord, residential landlord, and he said, I'm trying to give these guys, I gave them a year free rent.
00:10:44.000 No, thank you.
00:10:47.000 New York City, want to live in New York City for a year for free?
00:10:51.000 No, I do not.
00:10:54.000 Okay.
00:10:54.000 Now he goes, the reason it's 50, the other guy goes, the commercial real estate guy goes, the reason it's 50% occupancy is because big companies like Citibank know that they have these leases where if they violate it, they'll be taken to court and you'll win because it's Citibank.
00:11:10.000 So the only commercial real estate that's still occupied in New York City is people who know they'll get sued if they break their lease.
00:11:18.000 Everyone else, guy who sorts pencils, guy who stitches dresses, guy who makes the guardian angels jackets, they're gone because they know that you can't get blood from a stone and they won't get taken to court and they won't show up to court.
00:11:32.000 Fuck some Chinese guy who doesn't have a real LLC.
00:11:36.000 That's where we're at.
00:11:38.000 They also go to me.
00:11:38.000 They go, dumbass, don't wear that here anymore.
00:11:42.000 What are you stupid?
00:11:44.000 There's Rolex gangs in the garment district.
00:11:48.000 They get the old Jewish guys, beat the shit out of them, and if there's any problems, they'll just kill them.
00:11:54.000 They have nothing to lose.
00:11:57.000 And he was like, 72, you know, when I was a kid, if you passed out in a chair on the street here on 49th, you'd wake up and your pants were split open.
00:12:09.000 They would go up to sleeping men.
00:12:11.000 Usually if they saw a few beers, they knew they were in a deep sleep.
00:12:14.000 They'd take a razor blade and they'd cut the seam of your pants.
00:12:19.000 And then they'd slowly pull out your pocket from the hole and then they'd slit your pocket and then take what was in the pocket.
00:12:27.000 And he goes, and you wouldn't wake up.
00:12:29.000 But then he goes, you don't want to wake up.
00:12:31.000 Because if you woke up, you're going to get fucking slit.
00:12:33.000 Yeah.
00:12:34.000 So that's where we are.
00:12:37.000 Except with not as cool cars.
00:12:39.000 Yeah, this looks cool.
00:12:42.000 Look, there's parking.
00:12:43.000 Plenty of parking.
00:12:45.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:12:46.000 Graffiti's back.
00:12:48.000 All the shit is back.
00:12:49.000 You know, every time Dan Hollowed comes here, he's like, wow, dude, all the graffiti, man.
00:12:54.000 I was like, I don't even see it.
00:12:56.000 But he looks at it.
00:12:57.000 He's like, what a shithole.
00:12:59.000 Yeah.
00:12:59.000 And I'm like, and now I can see it, like the They Live glasses.
00:13:03.000 I'm like, wow, yeah, that's completely a disrespected area.
00:13:08.000 Just, you know, spray paint.
00:13:09.000 Lucas was here or some shit.
00:13:11.000 Disgusting.
00:13:13.000 I also went to a Project Veritas party at the New York Republicans Club where no one was allowed to have a phone because they were all undercover.
00:13:19.000 Nice.
00:13:21.000 Surprisingly cool crew.
00:13:24.000 Surprisingly.
00:13:26.000 Well, James O'Keefe is a cool guy, but he's not a cool guy.
00:13:30.000 You know what I mean?
00:13:31.000 Like, he was never in a band.
00:13:33.000 He's a very high testosterone nerd, intelligent dude.
00:13:38.000 He's a very, very high IQ.
00:13:40.000 So you don't really think of him as like, you know, Vincent Gallo type of vibe.
00:13:46.000 And to do investigative reporting and to cross all your T's and dot all your I's, you got to be very fastidious.
00:13:52.000 So you imagine it'll all be nerds.
00:13:54.000 I hope I'm not coming across as someone who thinks James O'Keefe is not cool.
00:13:57.000 You know what I mean by cool, right?
00:13:59.000 Like Justin Thoreau, cool.
00:14:01.000 Not Michael Jackson Jacket, cool.
00:14:04.000 He's fun, though.
00:14:05.000 Oh, he's a great fucking guy.
00:14:07.000 He's one of my closest friends.
00:14:09.000 He's very unusual, as you can see.
00:14:14.000 But this party, like fucking knockouts, insanely hot chicks.
00:14:20.000 I guess those are the ones where the guys get so horny.
00:14:22.000 They're just like, yeah, CNN is full of shit.
00:14:26.000 We got Trump out of office and now we're focusing on climate change.
00:14:29.000 It's all going to be fear porn about climate change.
00:14:31.000 Will you fuck me yet?
00:14:33.000 Talk a little more.
00:14:36.000 And tough guys.
00:14:39.000 Anyway, so those were two fun meetings I had in New York City recently.
00:14:45.000 Today's book, Battle for the Soul of Islam by Dr. M. Zudi Jassir.
00:14:52.000 This is very similar to Ershad Manji's The Trouble with Islam, which I think she had to retitle The Trouble with Islam today.
00:14:59.000 And it's a very good book, smart book.
00:15:01.000 He's a moderate and he's very disappointed in things like 9-11.
00:15:05.000 But I gotta say, man, like I'm going through this and I'm like, throw in the towel.
00:15:12.000 It's not...
00:15:13.000 Like for a while there with Catholicism, with the molesting the kids, I just sort of thought, why am I still following this religion?
00:15:22.000 The reason I hate Islam is because they groom kids in Britain right now.
00:15:26.000 And Catholicism is doing the same thing.
00:15:29.000 But the difference is, first of all, the molesting thing was because they let gays in and it was big in the 80s.
00:15:35.000 It's not really a thing anymore.
00:15:37.000 But secondly, it's not intrinsic in Catholicism to molest kids.
00:15:41.000 Muhammad's wife was nine.
00:15:46.000 So the problem with Islam is, according to Irshad and Zudi, is it's these, what do you call them?
00:15:54.000 The spicy sauce and sushi, the Bedouins, the, what's the green shit?
00:16:00.000 Wasabi.
00:16:01.000 Yeah, it's the Wasabians, Wahhabians, whatever.
00:16:04.000 They say, no, the Wahhabians, the desert people hijacked the religion and made it work.
00:16:08.000 Yeah, no.
00:16:09.000 The problem with Islam is the Quran.
00:16:14.000 50% of the book is warlord shit.
00:16:18.000 So though I sympathize with the great doctor, and I think he's a huge asset to Islamophobia, I just don't understand why he's still clinging to it.
00:16:30.000 Because, you know, you keep reinventing something and fixing it and saying, no, it's not that, it's this.
00:16:35.000 It's like communism and socialism.
00:16:37.000 Well, it's never been tried.
00:16:39.000 No, we tried at Islam.
00:16:40.000 It sucks.
00:16:42.000 Give it up.
00:16:45.000 Give it up, doc.
00:16:46.000 Give it up, baby.
00:16:47.000 Give it up.
00:16:48.000 What was that?
00:16:49.000 Let's see him chatting for a sec.
00:16:56.000 Drop the delay.
00:17:10.000 ISIS, but any Islam.
00:17:12.000 Wait a minute.
00:17:12.000 Stop, Doc.
00:17:14.000 Americans don't want to die for freedom.
00:17:18.000 That's the intrinsic difference with Islam.
00:17:20.000 When we see an American soldier die in Afghanistan, we cry.
00:17:24.000 We feel terrible.
00:17:25.000 It hurts us.
00:17:26.000 When we see those coffins come back with the American flag on them, it's physically painful to us.
00:17:32.000 The opposite is true of Islam.
00:17:35.000 When the actual soldier dies, he's elated.
00:17:38.000 Ala Akbar!
00:17:39.000 He's going off to heaven.
00:17:41.000 When Muslims see those cadavers, they go, yes, that's more victories, more martyrs.
00:17:49.000 Their children are thrilled.
00:17:52.000 Yes, my father is a hero.
00:17:54.000 I'm so happy.
00:17:55.000 So one side loves death and sees it as a victory.
00:18:00.000 The other hates death and sees it as, I wouldn't say a loss, but a bad thing.
00:18:07.000 So they love freedom so much, they are willing to die because they're that brave, the same way you would die for your family.
00:18:15.000 But they don't want to die.
00:18:16.000 Jihadists want to die.
00:18:18.000 And as Pat Buchanan points out in The Death of the West, how do you win?
00:18:28.000 Hearts and minds?
00:18:29.000 What if their hearts and minds are intrinsically different than ours?
00:18:33.000 Which makes me want to jump over to Ischayal Israel, I call it.
00:18:43.000 Shit is going down.
00:18:44.000 Now, I could just show you the protests in Berlin, in London, in Paris, Montreal.
00:18:52.000 The whole world's on fire.
00:18:54.000 And it's not based on logic.
00:18:56.000 In fact, let's jump to this guy who really summarizes what all of this is about.
00:19:01.000 Go to 30.
00:19:03.000 It's just fashion.
00:19:05.000 And the Arab world uses Palestinians as underdogs, as fashionable underdogs, as martyrs, really.
00:19:13.000 And everyone falls for it.
00:19:14.000 Free Palestine.
00:19:15.000 And I love seeing these signs, queers for Palestine.
00:19:19.000 And women fighting for freedom from Kashmir to Gaza.
00:19:24.000 And you're like, you couldn't have that sign or dress like that in any of those places, you stupid Bitch queers for Palestine?
00:19:33.000 Queers for Islam?
00:19:35.000 Islam hates queers.
00:19:37.000 Islam chops their heads off, as we saw with the Iranian gay on yesterday's episode.
00:19:42.000 Anyway, sum it up, Rajiv.
00:19:50.000 It's a joke!
00:19:51.000 It's a joke!
00:19:52.000 It's become fashion!
00:19:54.000 It's fashion!
00:19:54.000 It's fashion, this bullshit!
00:19:57.000 It's fashionable!
00:19:58.000 Yes!
00:19:59.000 Doesn't matter!
00:20:00.000 It doesn't matter, does it?
00:20:01.000 How many bonds drawn in fucking Syria here, London?
00:20:07.000 This is an excuse to be Jews!
00:20:09.000 It's us!
00:20:10.000 The problem is us, is it?
00:20:12.000 It's us!
00:20:12.000 You think tomorrow, if there was no Israel, this problem would be solved?
00:20:16.000 They fucking kill each other!
00:20:19.000 Right, genocide!
00:20:22.000 We're the worst of committing genocide!
00:20:24.000 The fucking population has tripled in the last 10 fucking years!
00:20:29.000 Genocide!
00:20:30.000 You people are fucking idiots!
00:20:32.000 When he says the population has tripled, I think he means all of Islam.
00:20:35.000 He can't mean Palestine.
00:20:37.000 Right.
00:20:38.000 Although I believe their birth rate is much more than Israel's.
00:20:42.000 And as we saw in the zombie movie The War of Z, I think it's called, once they keep going and going and going, they start getting up to walls and crawling over walls.
00:20:54.000 Are you comparing Palestinians to zombies?
00:20:56.000 Yes.
00:20:57.000 Yes, I am.
00:20:58.000 Sounds like you are listening to me.
00:21:00.000 Yes.
00:21:01.000 World War Z. This is Israel.
00:21:05.000 That's Palestine.
00:21:12.000 Yeah, okay, so let's just take a little dip.
00:21:14.000 Let's just dip our toes into what's going on.
00:21:17.000 Some Muslim, it might have been the Muslim we just, maybe that guy is Muslim and not Indian.
00:21:21.000 And this might be the guy we just saw, but he dared to support Israel.
00:21:25.000 And look what happens to him that night.
00:21:27.000 This is a world without guns.
00:21:29.000 This is what people, 2-8, 2-8.
00:21:30.000 This is what people do to your home when they know you're unarmed.
00:21:46.000 That's him.
00:21:53.000 Because the video went viral, right?
00:21:55.000 Come on, motherfucker!
00:21:56.000 Come on, motherfucker!
00:22:03.000 You're not just smashing the door.
00:22:11.000 If that was my house, I would just go, oh, thank God they came inside.
00:22:15.000 I won't go to jail for killing them now.
00:22:19.000 Holy shit, the stories last night in Hell's Kitchen.
00:22:22.000 What do I do with the fury that I feel after watching that?
00:22:24.000 That was this guy we called Rara because he was crazy.
00:22:27.000 He was always going, Rah, rah, rah, rah.
00:22:30.000 Huge guy, 6'2 ⁇ , never had a shirt on.
00:22:32.000 He just kept fucking with people.
00:22:33.000 But the Puerto Ricans were on that side of the street.
00:22:35.000 We're on this side of the street.
00:22:36.000 We never went there.
00:22:37.000 They never went here.
00:22:37.000 It was a given.
00:22:38.000 But sometimes we watched them fuck each other up.
00:22:40.000 And Rara just picked up someone by the neck.
00:22:43.000 And someone came out right after that, opened up his chest with a shotgun.
00:22:48.000 You could see everything in there.
00:22:49.000 Lying down on the street.
00:22:51.000 They're getting back to it.
00:22:53.000 That's getting back.
00:22:54.000 And you know what?
00:22:54.000 I don't blame them.
00:22:56.000 If I was broke and I'd been taught that I got ripped off, I'd want to get mine.
00:23:05.000 Warriors come out to play.
00:23:09.000 Anyway, here's some more freak outs in London.
00:23:17.000 This is happening everywhere.
00:23:20.000 So I'm just giving you a little so we can record it.
00:23:24.000 I could make the whole show footage of rioting on behalf of Palestine, which is the only reason Palestine exists.
00:23:47.000 Fuck the Jews rape their daughters.
00:23:58.000 What did I say yesterday?
00:24:00.000 I said there is anti-Semitism.
00:24:01.000 In Brooklyn and New York, it's black.
00:24:05.000 In the rest of the country, in the rest of the Western world, it's Muslim and it's Palestinian.
00:24:11.000 And it's in the government with Ilhan Omar.
00:24:14.000 It's in academia with Linda Sarsour.
00:24:18.000 But you want it to be MAGA guys.
00:24:21.000 It's not.
00:24:21.000 It's those guys.
00:24:22.000 Let's check in on Montreal.
00:24:25.000 How's Montreal doing with all this fashion?
00:24:28.000 It's fashion.
00:24:33.000 What's happening?
00:24:34.000 Has it been deleted?
00:24:36.000 I just dug this up like 10 minutes ago.
00:25:02.000 Rolling pro-Palestine forces moved through the streets of Montreal.
00:25:06.000 We are asking our government to put pressure on the state of Israel to end the expulsion immediately and to respect international law and human rights law.
00:25:15.000 The protest commemorated what is known by Palestinian international community like Saudi Arabia's Human Rights Watch.
00:25:23.000 When I was there, there was some Arab who was saying, this wall, the international community has told Israel to take it down, but they don't listen.
00:25:31.000 I'm like, the international community, maybe if it was all Western countries, I might listen.
00:25:37.000 But when you have the UN appoints Saudi Arabia as the head of human rights, I don't fucking give a shit about the international.
00:25:45.000 The international community is made up of a lot of shithole countries that suck.
00:25:49.000 Let's ask Mugabe what we should do.
00:25:52.000 Let's ask Edi Amin what we should do.
00:25:55.000 Let's ask Milosevic what we should do.
00:25:59.000 All right, so that's not as exciting as I thought it was.
00:26:01.000 And then lastly, my old alma mater Weiss is putting out bullshit saying that Israel is tweeting rocket emojis as Gaza death toll passes 200 by Mac Lamar.
00:26:21.000 I don't think that's true now.
00:26:23.000 Well, I should say a writer sent in.
00:26:24.000 He goes, they also say that they canceled the Palestinian election, but a quick Google search says that Abbas postponed them.
00:26:33.000 Well, click on that, though.
00:26:34.000 Are they really clicking rocket emojis?
00:26:39.000 It looks like they are.
00:26:41.000 Well, that's kind of based.
00:26:42.000 Yeah, that's not a lie.
00:26:45.000 Wow, that's a lot.
00:26:47.000 I bet it's the actual number.
00:26:49.000 Or maybe it's the number of rockets that are hitting them.
00:26:52.000 Maybe.
00:26:54.000 Maybe how many the Iron Dome has deflected.
00:26:57.000 I got to stop putting up shit that readers send in.
00:27:01.000 He says this is a lie, and then we go look it up, and it's not a lie.
00:27:03.000 There we go.
00:27:04.000 Just to give you some perspective, these are the total amount of rockets shot at Israeli civilians.
00:27:08.000 Oh, whoops.
00:27:09.000 Each one of these rockets is meant to kill.
00:27:11.000 Make no mistake, every rocket has an address.
00:27:13.000 What would you do if that address was yours?
00:27:16.000 This account was run by a five-year-old, Free Palestine.
00:27:19.000 What?
00:27:20.000 No, I think it's a pretty good way to illustrate it.
00:27:21.000 Pretty affected.
00:27:22.000 Okay, so we're back to the original point then.
00:27:25.000 The implication is that they're like, you're dead, whatever.
00:27:29.000 I think this guy's a big ante-proud boy guy.
00:27:33.000 French Canadians tend to be liberal and stupid.
00:27:36.000 He's got that beta face.
00:27:38.000 Yeah.
00:27:38.000 Who me?
00:27:42.000 All right, so we jumped into some heavy stuff early on on the show, which we don't usually do.
00:27:46.000 We like to keep it fun at the beginning, although I did tell you about my fun meetings in New York City.
00:27:52.000 I hate New Yorkers.
00:27:53.000 I especially hate Westchester and the Karens up there and these boring cunts who think that I think their wife does heroin.
00:28:00.000 Remember that story?
00:28:03.000 But I do, I will, when we move down south, I will miss the color of New York City.
00:28:10.000 Like, if I wear a Hawaiian shirt in the suburbs, people go, okay, love the shirt.
00:28:17.000 In the East Village, when I lived there, I was like the square guy.
00:28:22.000 Because I would have a Hawaiian shirt, but I wouldn't have a lowrider with a fanny pack and orange rubber boots with a hat on my head that had a propeller on it.
00:28:30.000 Yeah, where's your cumber bun and chihuahua?
00:28:32.000 Yeah.
00:28:32.000 Why aren't you wearing Mickey Mouse sunglasses?
00:28:34.000 What are you, square?
00:28:37.000 Why don't you have a facial tattoo that's ironic?
00:28:40.000 Or a giant leg tattoo that says, don't believe me, just watch.
00:28:45.000 Right.
00:28:46.000 What?
00:28:47.000 And there's like enclaves of black cowboys that like go to rodeos and stuff.
00:28:51.000 You know what's huge in Manhattan is black nerds.
00:28:54.000 Yeah, such a weird vibe.
00:28:56.000 They fill the comic book stores.
00:28:58.000 They have long black trench coats.
00:29:01.000 They're fat.
00:29:02.000 They have glasses on.
00:29:04.000 They've never kissed a girl.
00:29:05.000 They're not cool.
00:29:08.000 They're always around Union Square.
00:29:11.000 Yeah, that's a particularly cool one.
00:29:16.000 She's too busy selling war.
00:29:19.000 He's just a fag.
00:29:21.000 But he's like an anime fag.
00:29:22.000 What about this for a censored.tv shirt?
00:29:26.000 Hate.
00:29:28.000 Just the word hate?
00:29:29.000 Just the word hate.
00:29:30.000 I would wear it.
00:29:32.000 I was going to walk around wearing a shirt that I drew on it just saying ID, really bold, and I don't even know what it stands for.
00:29:39.000 Just like...
00:29:40.000 What does that mean?
00:29:40.000 I don't know.
00:29:41.000 Well, then shut up.
00:29:42.000 You could have love on the back.
00:29:44.000 And then when people go, what the fuck are you doing?
00:29:46.000 Because I used to have tons of rings because you can't have brass knuckles in the city.
00:29:50.000 And I'd have hate here.
00:29:51.000 And then I'd have love here.
00:29:53.000 And people go, why the fuck do you have hate on your fingers?
00:29:55.000 And I go, why do I have love?
00:29:57.000 Why don't you care about that one?
00:29:59.000 So when they approach you and they go, why the fuck is hate on your shit?
00:30:02.000 You go, love is too.
00:30:03.000 Why'd you just focus on the hate?
00:30:05.000 Anyway, maybe printing out stuff where you have to argue.
00:30:08.000 Speaking of hate, for the first time recently, Sunday or Monday, I listened to the most hated thing that's the most hate-filled that you could possibly hate, hateify, hate,
00:30:24.000 hate, hate, hate, which was the right stuff, the alt-right podcast with Mike, what's his name and some other guys.
00:30:32.000 And it's like the SPLC is worst nightmare, and these guys are out of the closet anti-Semites.
00:30:38.000 The Jews, the Jews this, the Jews that, right?
00:30:41.000 Now, I know I've just spent the past 20 minutes defending Israel, but I listened to it for a bit, and I thought, this is pretty reasonable.
00:30:51.000 Now, they say they get blah, blah, blah, their Jew money once in a while, and they go, yeah, yeah, well, that's the thing with the Jews.
00:31:00.000 So the anti-Semitism comes up about every 10 minutes, five minutes.
00:31:06.000 That's not my thing.
00:31:07.000 I'm a Zionist.
00:31:08.000 I'm pro-Jew, but I don't care about ideas.
00:31:12.000 And when you listen to rap and they talk about white motherfuckers, like when we were young, we'd listen to Ice Cube talking about cave bitches.
00:31:19.000 Cave bitch.
00:31:21.000 A cave bitch, by the way, is apparently Egypt, which was not black.
00:31:26.000 They all look like Anthony Cumier there, but whatever.
00:31:29.000 They had better burial shit than we did when we were whites.
00:31:33.000 We just have them in a cave and we let them rot and stink and stuff.
00:31:36.000 And so blacks talk about, call whites cave bitches as a way of saying we were more advanced than you.
00:31:42.000 I don't know what happened down the line.
00:31:45.000 I guess we well, we stole their ideas.
00:31:49.000 I don't quite get how you steal an idea.
00:31:51.000 Can you still do it?
00:31:53.000 Like, look at this guy.
00:31:55.000 This is such a bigotry of low expectations.
00:31:57.000 2-3.
00:31:58.000 And I'll get back to my original point.
00:32:01.000 I hope.
00:32:03.000 Oh, yeah, it was the podcast.
00:32:08.000 I believe you.
00:32:09.000 Yeah, I know.
00:32:14.000 Wow, man, this is awesome.
00:32:17.000 The story that I'm about to tell you is beyond impressive, and I've never seen anything like it before in my entire life.
00:32:24.000 If you were in Trailer Park and a bunch of rednecks kids had made that, you go, oh, that's fun.
00:32:30.000 Anyway, and you get on with your day.
00:32:32.000 Like you'd be eating a BLT, and they drive by and you go, oh, see that?
00:32:36.000 Those kids made that car?
00:32:38.000 Anyway, would you rather be buried alive or drowned?
00:32:45.000 Oh, wow, you did it!
00:32:48.000 I'm so proud of you!
00:32:54.000 To me, this is so revolutionary and mind-blowing that I couldn't help but wonder.
00:33:00.000 Wow, he's right up there with Henry Ford.
00:33:02.000 Now it's insulting.
00:33:03.000 That's exactly my point.
00:33:04.000 It's the bigotry of low expectations.
00:33:07.000 Well, it turns out that he's always been a bright kid with very high ambitions.
00:33:18.000 His dad sure has a lot of jewelry.
00:33:39.000 What did you think when he first drove the car and it actually works?
00:33:42.000 That the likelihood of it getting stolen very high.
00:33:46.000 But we protect it from thieves by putting a top on it, which makes it invisible.
00:33:51.000 We cussed it.
00:33:53.000 And then we put Jujo Voodoo on it.
00:33:56.000 That's the guy, that redhead is the guy who went to Kazakhstan.
00:34:02.000 Remember him?
00:34:04.000 The dictatorship where he had to spend $3,000 on a visa and all the buildings are made of ivory stone.
00:34:10.000 Was that Uzbekistan?
00:34:11.000 Uzbekistan.
00:34:12.000 Yeah.
00:34:12.000 That's right.
00:34:13.000 I remember that guy.
00:34:16.000 When I see that, I go, your car sucks.
00:34:18.000 No matter how poor you are, your car sucks.
00:34:21.000 Look at this guy.
00:34:22.000 I just Googled after this.
00:34:23.000 I was like, guy who built a car from random pieces.
00:34:26.000 And now when it's a white male, it's like, look at this quirky guy, 2-4.
00:34:32.000 He's a silly man.
00:34:34.000 Oh, this might have ads and shit.
00:34:36.000 No, there it is.
00:34:38.000 Look.
00:34:40.000 He drives a hot rod he built himself from the wheels of the car.
00:34:43.000 That's got style to it, too.
00:34:48.000 When the COVID-19 pandemic...
00:34:50.000 That's not fair.
00:34:50.000 He has a hat.
00:34:52.000 Where did he get access to these voodoo tools?
00:34:55.000 He must have worked with albinos and bald men and got the gold.
00:35:00.000 Locoman gets gold from the head of albino and makes spaceship car.
00:35:05.000 Building this car out of random items, some of which came from yard sales, including a piece of a broomstick and a shower door.
00:35:13.000 I always build things.
00:35:14.000 I've always been that way, even when I was a kid.
00:35:16.000 Trompeter calls it his Model T since it has an old-timey design to begin with.
00:35:21.000 The car has two electric motors and a backup camera system.
00:35:24.000 Trompeter finished the multi-year project last week, having used downtime during the pandemic to make everything hum.
00:35:31.000 This is mind-blowing, what he has done.
00:35:33.000 They both said the word mind-blowing.
00:35:36.000 One is, one isn't.
00:35:37.000 You know, you know, you're a drunk when you're looking at that and going, I wonder if I could get arrested for being on that drunk.
00:35:45.000 Can you?
00:35:46.000 I'm operating a bike.
00:35:47.000 Can you operate an electric car, like a golf cart wasted?
00:35:50.000 Is that DUI?
00:35:51.000 Look that up.
00:35:52.000 I don't think you could even ride a horse while drunk.
00:35:55.000 Operate.
00:35:56.000 My great-grandfather delivered groceries to the little town of Lead Hill, Scotland.
00:36:02.000 And he would fill up the cart with the entire village's groceries.
00:36:06.000 And then he would go door to door around the whole village.
00:36:09.000 I guess there wasn't a lot of groceries being bought, right?
00:36:11.000 There'd be like milk and shit.
00:36:13.000 And so you would come out and you'd be like, oh, Gavin McInnis.
00:36:17.000 And you'd have a bag there with your milk and your whatever.
00:36:19.000 And you take that out, maybe a bag of onions.
00:36:21.000 Thanks.
00:36:22.000 He would get so shit-faced that he would pass out.
00:36:27.000 But he'd been doing this job for so many years that the horse just had physical memory of it.
00:36:33.000 He knew the route.
00:36:34.000 So just like out of habit, the horse would do the route.
00:36:38.000 Oh, that's cool.
00:36:38.000 And he would stop at every house because it was ingrained in him.
00:36:42.000 And then the people would come out and they wouldn't even wake up my great-grandfather.
00:36:44.000 And he'd just be like, just like out.
00:36:50.000 And he would wake up and his shift was done.
00:36:52.000 That's good work.
00:36:54.000 That's fucking good.
00:36:55.000 He's probably named Jimmy McGinnis or something.
00:36:57.000 Oh, no, it was on my mother's side.
00:36:59.000 Thompson.
00:37:00.000 Can you get a DUI for driving a go-kart?
00:37:02.000 Blah, blah, blah.
00:37:03.000 It will depend on your jurisdiction.
00:37:05.000 Florida, for example, defines the DUI as a person driving in an action for the control of a vehicle within the state.
00:37:09.000 This addresses a question about private property.
00:37:11.000 But what about driving down the road?
00:37:15.000 Don't look up go-karts.
00:37:16.000 I said golf carts.
00:37:19.000 No one's driving around in a fucking go-kart.
00:37:21.000 You know how fast you'd be killed?
00:37:23.000 How did you go from go-kart, golf cart to go-kart?
00:37:29.000 In old person communities, they're all driving around in golf carts.
00:37:32.000 Houston is around, blah, blah, blah.
00:37:38.000 Oh, driving a golf cart under the influence is no joke.
00:37:41.000 Okay, it may be no joke, but is it legal?
00:37:44.000 I don't mind if the cop isn't laughing.
00:37:49.000 I'm not always out here to amuse you.
00:37:54.000 Okay.
00:37:56.000 Golfhearts can be driven in certain planned communities on public.
00:37:59.000 Additional golfers can go within a miles and go, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:38:02.000 Driving a golf cart drunk can result in a serious offense.
00:38:05.000 Ah, poo.
00:38:06.000 Well, that guy can go fuck hisself.
00:38:07.000 I don't know if he could even ride a horse while driving.
00:38:09.000 Anyway, so to get back to the right stuff, yeah, I grew up listening to rap.
00:38:15.000 They talk about cop killers.
00:38:16.000 They talk about white devils.
00:38:17.000 Even Little Richard, the only devil in here is a devil may care.
00:38:22.000 We're at the function, at the junction.
00:38:25.000 One of Lil Richard's biggest hits says there's no devils here, meaning no white devils.
00:38:29.000 It's an all-black party, motherfuckers.
00:38:33.000 And we hear about racism every day.
00:38:35.000 So I can listen to a podcast that has other information if the people are anti-Semitic.
00:38:43.000 Because I'm not a fucking pussy.
00:38:47.000 And yeah, I'm pro-Semite.
00:38:50.000 They're anti-Semite.
00:38:52.000 Go listen to a black podcast, any black podcast.
00:38:55.000 Go look, flip through the fucking news.
00:38:58.000 Look at academia, the way they talk about white people and how they're the biggest scourge in America.
00:39:04.000 I'm numb to it.
00:39:06.000 So I'm just like, I could even listen to them.
00:39:07.000 Say there was a black podcast, and it was all about the struggle.
00:39:10.000 Yo, what's really important now in the black community is we have to get fatherhood back on track.
00:39:17.000 And none of these motherfucking white devils are going to help us do that.
00:39:20.000 We got to do that ourselves.
00:39:21.000 I could sit there and go like, yeah, I agree.
00:39:24.000 Right.
00:39:26.000 Like that preacher that was on my show a million years ago, you were showing him earlier.
00:39:31.000 He's racist against blacks.
00:39:33.000 You think so?
00:39:34.000 And I don't mind.
00:39:36.000 I can listen to him.
00:39:38.000 Me neither.
00:39:39.000 It's just a different point of view, you know?
00:39:41.000 Right.
00:39:41.000 I think it's a diversity of.
00:39:42.000 How much of a pussy do you have to be to be scared of someone else's ideas?
00:39:48.000 Crazy!
00:39:51.000 Black people, let me tell y'all something.
00:39:52.000 If you don't ever hear me say preach again, they can kill me tomorrow.
00:39:55.000 But let me tell you something.
00:39:56.000 We're not going to ever get anywhere until we look into the mind of a black man.
00:40:00.000 He doesn't think correctly.
00:40:01.000 I don't care what he is.
00:40:02.000 He can be a doctor.
00:40:04.000 He can be an astrophysicist.
00:40:05.000 The nigga ain't got no sex.
00:40:08.000 You talk to him.
00:40:10.000 You talk to him.
00:40:11.000 What should we do to this guy?
00:40:12.000 Should he be banned?
00:40:14.000 He can't talk?
00:40:15.000 I think he should be fact-checked.
00:40:16.000 He's a preacher in Harlem, by the way.
00:40:19.000 I had a talk with him once.
00:40:20.000 He told me that Obama created robots that are gays.
00:40:27.000 So when you see a gay black guy and he's giving other black men AIDS, that's a robot that was created by Obama.
00:40:34.000 They rub AIDS on his dick, I guess.
00:40:36.000 On his little plastic dick.
00:40:37.000 And he's like, hi, fellow black man, would you like to go on a date with me?
00:40:42.000 Let's fuck.
00:40:43.000 That's a robot.
00:40:44.000 I don't have AIDS.
00:40:46.000 That's a trap.
00:40:47.000 All right, you seem kind of weird, and I ain't gay, but all right.
00:40:51.000 What could go wrong?
00:40:52.000 What is it?
00:40:53.000 Do you know that guy's name?
00:40:55.000 The preacher?
00:40:56.000 Racist Black Harlem.
00:40:59.000 Harlem Preacher, homophobe.
00:41:02.000 He hates Barack Obama.
00:41:04.000 Is it Clarence Heatley?
00:41:05.000 That sounds right.
00:41:06.000 Nope.
00:41:07.000 That's wrong.
00:41:09.000 Harlem.
00:41:10.000 Harlem Preacher.
00:41:11.000 Obama's mama was trash.
00:41:13.000 I believe this is him.
00:41:14.000 Yeah.
00:41:14.000 Obama's mama was trash.
00:41:16.000 That's true.
00:41:17.000 See, that's the thing.
00:41:18.000 Give me information.
00:41:19.000 I'll go verify it if it's really important to me and make sure I got the right guy.
00:41:26.000 But information is information.
00:41:28.000 You got to sift through it all.
00:41:30.000 Shit.
00:41:30.000 The mainstream media has way more bullshit than that asshole preacher and the right stuff.
00:41:37.000 I listen to stuff that I disagree with all the time.
00:41:40.000 Like Cometown, their politics I do not agree with.
00:41:44.000 We don't have a choice.
00:41:45.000 Trumpers in New York.
00:41:46.000 Right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:41:47.000 What do you think about that?
00:41:47.000 Listen to nothing.
00:41:48.000 James David Manning.
00:41:51.000 Black people always walk around with a chip on their shoulder because they're black, daring anybody to say anything to them.
00:42:00.000 And our society has been hijacked and kidnapped and pushed into a corner where no one can say anything publicly about black people.
00:42:11.000 If you do, they call you a racist and a bigot.
00:42:14.000 So the true thoughts and true dialogue between white folk and black folk cannot go forward because you cannot speak your mind or the truth without being called a racist if you say anything about the spirits of black folk, the habits of black folk,
00:42:31.000 the spirit that black folk are black men are folks.
00:42:34.000 You can't discuss any negative stereotypes about a non-white group.
00:42:40.000 Similarly, you can't discuss any positive stereotypes about a white group.
00:42:45.000 So you can't say, look at all the shit white people have invented, but you can say white people killed the Indians and were slave owners.
00:42:51.000 You can't say, look at all these blacks behaving badly.
00:42:56.000 But you can say, you know, the peanut butter and the flashlight or the traffic light.
00:43:03.000 Maybe we should have a little look at racism, shall we?
00:43:05.000 Yes.
00:43:08.000 Let's talk about racism, those racist guys.
00:43:17.000 So this story is kind of old.
00:43:18.000 Jordan Peterson put it up recently and it just sums up.
00:43:23.000 It doesn't, I know you're going to say it sums up Canada, but America is not far behind.
00:43:28.000 And American academia and Canadian academia are indistinguishable.
00:43:34.000 So this is these students talking about how racist Canada is.
00:43:39.000 I'm reluctant to say the word Canada because I know American minds shut off.
00:43:45.000 But this could be America easily.
00:43:48.000 This could be Britain easily.
00:43:49.000 This is the West.
00:43:51.000 One 50-year-old white woman tweeted, how is it that I understand systemic racism?
00:43:55.000 And she doesn't.
00:43:57.000 So this Arab-Canadian professor, she's a refugee basically from where?
00:44:01.000 Scroll down.
00:44:06.000 What the?
00:44:08.000 Wait, what's happening?
00:44:09.000 Where's the intro?
00:44:10.000 This is a PDF.
00:44:12.000 So that's page one?
00:44:15.000 Here, let me zoom in here.
00:44:16.000 Maybe we should find the original article.
00:44:19.000 So she's talking about intersectionality, right?
00:44:21.000 And intersectionality is, she's born in Lebanon and she left during the Civil War.
00:44:27.000 So intersectionality is, yes, blacks are oppressed.
00:44:29.000 So are Lebanese people.
00:44:30.000 So we're all part of the same oppression.
00:44:33.000 I don't really understand why you have to lump all these different oppressed groups together, but that's what intersectionality is.
00:44:39.000 So using their own methodology, she starts comparing Canada to Lebanon and the freedom that they have compared to Lebanon.
00:44:48.000 And so she gets eaten alive by her students.
00:44:52.000 Zoom in a bit.
00:44:59.000 She's no shrinking violet.
00:45:04.000 Oh, there, here we go.
00:45:06.000 So she has argued down activists who claim Canada is a patriarchy afflicted by rape culture.
00:45:12.000 If you want to see real rape culture, she's noted archly, take a look at ISIS's practices in Syria.
00:45:19.000 Azar also has called Black Lives Matter a radical movement, which is an unfashionable thing to say, but it isn't remotely inaccurate given BLM's stated goals of creating a global liberation movement that will dismantle capitalism, abolish prisons, and erase national borders.
00:45:34.000 Hey, abolish prison was my thing.
00:45:38.000 They're woke.
00:45:40.000 They're stealing my verbiage.
00:45:42.000 And now you can't use it because that's how stealing works.
00:45:48.000 So they went through her blog posts and they said she has a fundamental misunderstanding of race.
00:45:55.000 And I wonder what happened to her.
00:45:56.000 I haven't read this whole thing yet.
00:45:58.000 The CBC got in on the mobbing.
00:46:02.000 The president of Mount Allison is, by all appearances, is a white man.
00:46:05.000 They did an internal review.
00:46:06.000 Keep going.
00:46:11.000 Is he herself huffed?
00:46:12.000 She needs to be removed immediately.
00:46:14.000 Izzy herself huffed that this immigrant and civilian war survivor has fallen short of any Izzy's own understanding of systemic racism, colonialism, and the social detriments of health.
00:46:24.000 And social detriments of health?
00:46:26.000 What the fuck does that mean?
00:46:27.000 What the fuck do these people mean?
00:46:28.000 I don't speak their language.
00:46:30.000 Or determinants of health.
00:46:32.000 Oh, social determinants of health.
00:46:33.000 Does that even clearly be?
00:46:34.000 I feel they're like hungry or some shit.
00:46:37.000 I just want you to know that when you academics get out there in the real world, you're going to be ostracized.
00:46:50.000 When you talk about the social determinants of health, the person you're talking to, especially your employer, is going to go, fucking, what are you talking about?
00:47:00.000 Who the fuck is?
00:47:02.000 What?
00:47:03.000 Even intersectionality and the stuff you totally take for granted.
00:47:06.000 But I'm sorry, I should have prepared this better.
00:47:08.000 Is she around?
00:47:10.000 Did she get fired?
00:47:11.000 Or did they just attack her?
00:47:13.000 Go to the bottom.
00:47:16.000 There we go.
00:47:18.000 She has tenure.
00:47:20.000 So?
00:47:22.000 I'd be surprised if Izzy-led mob manages to get Azar fired from Alison, even if it does manage to get her thrown off a few advisory counselors and genuinely humiliate her, which seems to be their goal.
00:47:30.000 The real question is why Azar herself would want to stick around within a white-dominated academic community whose members have now betrayed themselves as the worst kind of hypocrite.
00:47:39.000 As the worst kind of...
00:47:40.000 They've betrayed themselves as the worst kind of hypocrites.
00:47:44.000 Come on, Jonathan Kay.
00:47:47.000 But that's always the way, isn't it?
00:47:49.000 And the irony of that is, so we're out here defending free speech, and I find more often than not, we're the ones defending visible minorities and saying, leave that Arab alone, you rich white person.
00:48:04.000 I mean, all of my enemies, the people who attack me are upper middle class liberals.
00:48:09.000 All the people at the SPLC, they're elitists.
00:48:12.000 Yeah, you mean Jews.
00:48:15.000 Plenty of rich white people are Jewish, but they tend to be secular Jews, not real Jews.
00:48:21.000 And as I've said a million times with this rut of anti-Semitism that the alt-right is in, they mistake elite whites with Jews because Jews are disproportionately present in the population of elite whites.
00:48:34.000 But the problem with our society is there's something about white elitists that makes them into ethnomasochists that want to destroy their own society.
00:48:44.000 I think I know why.
00:48:48.000 Yes, Jews dominate the media.
00:48:50.000 They also dominate medicine and math and accounting and a million other high IQ things.
00:48:57.000 I'm telling you, get out of the anti-Jew thing.
00:49:00.000 It's a rut.
00:49:01.000 And it's funny because you accuse blacks of blaming whites for all their problems and then you do the exact same thing because Jews are white.
00:49:10.000 Let's look at some black people behaving badly just for fun, shall we?
00:49:13.000 One, four.
00:49:17.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?
00:49:22.000 Did you notice the baby was in there throwing hands at the beginning?
00:49:25.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:49:29.000 Oh, bitch.
00:49:32.000 No, you're not quite ready for that yet, my dear.
00:49:40.000 I saw what's amazing about this, this sort of goes back to the alt-right podcast.
00:49:47.000 When you read the comments on this, there's no like, we need to check ourselves before we wreck ourselves or what's going on.
00:49:53.000 But like, she probably said the N-word.
00:49:56.000 Stomping on her head, grabbing her by her, dragging her by her hair.
00:50:02.000 So look at the comments.
00:50:03.000 They cut out the part where her face was all bloody because this is Tariq Nasheed.
00:50:07.000 Oh, her face was all bloody?
00:50:09.000 Oh, yeah.
00:50:09.000 You've seen this video?
00:50:10.000 Yep.
00:50:11.000 It's longer?
00:50:12.000 Yeah.
00:50:13.000 That's where this came from.
00:50:16.000 Oh, okay.
00:50:17.000 So keep going down.
00:50:19.000 I love the comments, though.
00:50:23.000 You hurt my baby!
00:50:27.000 Oh, shit.
00:50:28.000 Oh, shit.
00:50:29.000 Oh, wait a second.
00:50:31.000 Is that baby...
00:50:32.000 No.
00:50:34.000 What are the chances that's her baby?
00:50:36.000 And that's why the baby's like holding on to mommy to protect the mommy.
00:50:40.000 And then she's sitting at the end.
00:50:41.000 She said, my baby.
00:50:45.000 You hurt my baby.
00:50:47.000 You know what I heard before is you hurt my baby, the black woman defending her baby.
00:50:51.000 That's what I thought.
00:50:52.000 I thought you hurt my baby was like the black woman beating her ass because maybe she hurt her child.
00:50:57.000 But no.
00:50:58.000 She was worried about her own mixed race child of color.
00:51:03.000 Okay, so that's a negative.
00:51:05.000 That's one acknowledging the culpability, right?
00:51:07.000 Stop playing with us and we won't have.
00:51:08.000 Oh, no, it's not.
00:51:10.000 No.
00:51:10.000 What?
00:51:11.000 No, stop playing with us, motherfuckers.
00:51:13.000 We had to.
00:51:16.000 Details led up to this.
00:51:18.000 Otherwise, showing this just feels exploitative.
00:51:23.000 Exploitative?
00:51:24.000 It would be no better than WorldStar.
00:51:27.000 Yeah, but you see, WorldStar shows actual things.
00:51:30.000 That's why I showed on this show, because you'll never see this on the fucking news.
00:51:34.000 And so when you see a black person get shot by a cop, you go, they would probably just go into their study group and they were shot from the car.
00:51:40.000 No, this is when you have a culture, crime is on the rise.
00:51:45.000 The ghetto is on fire.
00:51:47.000 And so when you have this culture, yeah, people are going to die.
00:51:50.000 Someone else is going to lose their temper, just like I told you about Rah-Rah in the 70s in the hell's kitchen.
00:51:59.000 Making these videos Go viral just guarantees the black woman is going charged and convicted of assault.
00:52:05.000 Okay.
00:52:06.000 Oh, the Nazis studied Dr. Pavlov to learn how to train people.
00:52:10.000 Did they also hire Jerry Springer?
00:52:13.000 So that's someone admitting that it's shameful.
00:52:15.000 And she says, I wish we were broke again, which is like a strange thing to want.
00:52:20.000 Look, they built bikes.
00:52:23.000 That's mind-blowing that they built bicycles.
00:52:26.000 The machete is not too mind-blowing.
00:52:28.000 Keep going.
00:52:32.000 Don't ever mess with the black people.
00:52:33.000 See, people are misinterpreting this.
00:52:35.000 Yeah.
00:52:36.000 They cut out.
00:52:36.000 They learned a hard lesson that day.
00:52:38.000 They cut out the last people.
00:52:39.000 They like it.
00:52:39.000 This is like what we were talking about the other day where Ture, we talked about that with Gavin Wax, right?
00:52:44.000 Ture, there was a guy who was killed.
00:52:48.000 An old man was beaten to death for calling a black guy the N-word.
00:52:53.000 And Ture was like, fuck around and find out.
00:52:56.000 Yo, that word is violence.
00:52:58.000 If you call me that word, you're physically threatening my life.
00:53:02.000 So I have no choice but to kill you.
00:53:06.000 Really?
00:53:07.000 It is a bad word.
00:53:09.000 I definitely don't recommend calling people of color the N-word.
00:53:14.000 Not in my house.
00:53:15.000 But is it a capital offense?
00:53:18.000 What are you doing?
00:53:20.000 Did we cover that already?
00:53:22.000 Touré?
00:53:22.000 The Toure with Gavin Wax and you on Anthony show.
00:53:27.000 So you got lost there and just started looking at Twitter.
00:53:30.000 Yeah, I was looking to see for other comments of value.
00:53:35.000 We're done.
00:53:35.000 We've moved on to that.
00:53:40.000 One thing I like about this show is we move on.
00:53:44.000 Like Jim and Sam, this morning I was listening to them because I think I may have finally had enough of Howard Stern.
00:53:48.000 And they were talking about Bill de Blasio eating the fries and saying, you get a vaccine, you get free fries.
00:53:53.000 And I sort of, I get it, and that was annoying, but it was like 15 minutes.
00:54:01.000 Can you look up Ture, please?
00:54:05.000 We did cover Touré show, actually, too.
00:54:07.000 Yeah, because the Prince guy thing, and he said it's alright to kill people with the N-word.
00:54:13.000 What did you think about the de Blasio fucking?
00:54:15.000 Oh, my God.
00:54:16.000 Wait, this is new.
00:54:18.000 Yeah.
00:54:18.000 Oh, no.
00:54:20.000 Hello, fellow kids.
00:54:21.000 It's getting worse.
00:54:22.000 First, he tries to eat food, and that fails.
00:54:25.000 Well, one of the guys in the nights brought up a good point last night where he said, this guy's not stupid.
00:54:32.000 Like, Hannity thought he was going to eat de Blasio's lunch, and he didn't get him.
00:54:40.000 So I hate de Blasio.
00:54:42.000 He's ruined New York.
00:54:44.000 He's a fucking thief that has embezzled millions, just like Cuomo.
00:54:48.000 Both basically the same guys.
00:54:50.000 Although one is a Marxist and this guy's a fake, tough guy, fake mobster.
00:54:56.000 But he's not stupid.
00:54:57.000 And it's rare you see him out-argued.
00:55:02.000 He's a smart, evil Marxist scumbag.
00:55:06.000 Too early in the day to eat a breakfast.
00:55:08.000 This could be breakfast.
00:55:10.000 They always say it's free, but the vax is not free.
00:55:14.000 It's free if you have insurance.
00:55:17.000 And then if you don't have insurance, you want to pay cash, you have to sign up for this government funding program.
00:55:23.000 Which I'm sure checks your income and decides whether you're worthy or not.
00:55:26.000 So I don't think you can just glide into a shake shack.
00:55:30.000 I'm getting a very good feeling.
00:55:34.000 What about vaccination rate this moment?
00:55:36.000 That'd be funny if I talked about that for 20 minutes after criticizing Jim and Sam.
00:55:41.000 Okay, go to 1.5, and we can drop it.
00:55:51.000 18 or older to be this?
00:55:52.000 Yes, I am.
00:55:54.000 Okay, so this might be not safe for something.
00:55:58.000 Blood warning.
00:55:59.000 Okay, this is super gross and gory.
00:56:02.000 These guys got caught stealing a car, and this is how it's dealt with in the hood.
00:56:06.000 This is what the hood is like these days.
00:56:11.000 And now that you've defunded the police, they handling their own business.
00:56:18.000 I think he was shot in the arm.
00:56:21.000 This guy was just punched to death.
00:56:29.000 He's bleeding out of every fucking orifice.
00:56:32.000 He's working hard to breathe.
00:56:34.000 And she's running around bloating.
00:56:41.000 You know, so when you hear like...
00:56:43.000 Oh shit, look at the back of his head.
00:56:45.000 This look like weird bald patches, though.
00:56:48.000 I don't think those are bullet holes.
00:56:50.000 Not bullet holes, but like...
00:56:52.000 Or maybe he got scraped off.
00:56:53.000 Off the ground or something?
00:56:57.000 Like, oh, the cops, there's tons of violence in the black community and blacks are dying all over the place.
00:57:02.000 It must be the police.
00:57:03.000 No, that's the culture.
00:57:04.000 The police dip their toes in to try to fix it once in a while.
00:57:08.000 Imagine the police do roll up and they just execute everybody involved there.
00:57:12.000 That's what someone brought up to me the other day.
00:57:13.000 They're like, if their crazy world of cops hunting blacks was really going on, don't you think the bodies would be piled up to the ceiling market?
00:57:21.000 They would just throw a grenade at the scene.
00:57:25.000 It would just be like pickup trucks, just full.
00:57:33.000 Well, look, his mouth is slashed up.
00:57:37.000 And I think his hair's been rubbed off on the ground.
00:57:39.000 He probably got dragged around.
00:57:45.000 Crazy culture.
00:57:46.000 Speaking of crazy culture, this story is getting weirder and weirder.
00:57:49.000 Remember yesterday we talked about this little kid, Cash, toddler, who was kidnapped by an evil black man and stabbed to death.
00:57:58.000 He stole him from his crib and then, this is 2.6, stole him from his crib and then brought him out of the street and then just stabbed him in the middle of the road.
00:58:07.000 But I had to read this story really slowly.
00:58:12.000 He was the sweetest boy ever.
00:58:14.000 Roommate.
00:58:14.000 What?
00:58:15.000 What's a roommate?
00:58:16.000 A toddler's roommate?
00:58:18.000 Mourns kidnap and stabbing death of Cash Gurnon.
00:58:22.000 Gernon.
00:58:22.000 Gurnon?
00:58:23.000 Gernon.
00:58:24.000 Gurnon.
00:58:24.000 Four, as he reveals evil killer.
00:58:27.000 So it's not race.
00:58:27.000 They got to make him evil.
00:58:29.000 18 was Known to family, and cameras in-house captured him snatching boy from his bed.
00:58:33.000 So the most unimaginable horror you can ever imagine, right?
00:58:37.000 But then your brain starts going: like, could it happen to my kid?
00:58:41.000 Could it happen to your kid?
00:58:42.000 Are they going into homes?
00:58:44.000 And why does the kid have a roommate?
00:58:47.000 So scroll down.
00:58:50.000 Keep going.
00:58:52.000 Keep going, keep going.
00:58:54.000 So there's the little kid, and there's the murderer.
00:58:56.000 We just passed the kid and the murderer.
00:58:57.000 Go back up.
00:58:59.000 So there's the kid and the murderer, right?
00:59:01.000 Now go down more.
00:59:04.000 That's the little kid's roommate.
00:59:08.000 What?
00:59:08.000 All right, so here's what happened.
00:59:10.000 The little kid has a twin, and the dad lost custody in a divorce, so he stole them.
00:59:19.000 Now he probably lost custody because he's a drug addict or a fuck-up or something bad.
00:59:24.000 So he starts dating this girl, Cameron Muri, that stoner-looking kid.
00:59:30.000 He starts dating her mom.
00:59:32.000 And then he goes, hey, I'm going to move in.
00:59:35.000 So he moves in with the Moories and brings his kids.
00:59:40.000 So in a more idyllic setting, this could be the Brady Bunch, right?
00:59:44.000 Two sets of kids living together.
00:59:45.000 But he moved to her house, which isn't very Brady Bunch.
00:59:48.000 And then the dad decides, I'm out of here, and leaves.
00:59:54.000 He leaves that child, the little kid, with his new girlfriend and her kids.
01:00:00.000 Abandons them.
01:00:01.000 Meanwhile, the mother, the birth mother, is frantically trying to find her twins.
01:00:05.000 Wow.
01:00:05.000 Where the dad took them.
01:00:07.000 So, obviously, this black kid is a racist piece of shit, monster, who should get the death penalty.
01:00:15.000 But there's more than one person guilty here.
01:00:17.000 The biological father, that little kid, said to the world, this child is unloved and unguarded, and I'm leaving him vulnerable.
01:00:28.000 So that father should be sitting next to our friend in the electric chair.
01:00:34.000 Like, you stole your kids from a woman because she can't take care of them, I can handle it.
01:00:40.000 And then you just drop that responsibility?
01:00:43.000 I mean, that makes me fucking mad.
01:00:48.000 They both need to die.
01:00:49.000 They should both get the death penalty.
01:00:52.000 Now, what do you think it means that additional charges will probably be filed after the autopsy?
01:00:59.000 They do forensic work?
01:01:00.000 Like, does that mean there was sexual stuff at play?
01:01:02.000 Oh, Jesus.
01:01:03.000 I can't even think about that.
01:01:05.000 Like, the black kid, yes, throw him into a volcano.
01:01:07.000 Got it.
01:01:08.000 But the dad, let's drag him behind a horse for three miles on the 95.
01:01:14.000 I thought this was weird.
01:01:16.000 Because after hearing what that kid, we're living in a clown world where there's no police anymore.
01:01:22.000 And I don't blame them.
01:01:23.000 Right?
01:01:24.000 The entire country told police to fuck off.
01:01:27.000 We don't need you.
01:01:28.000 We don't want you.
01:01:30.000 Eventually, they go, okay.
01:01:33.000 And now it seems like, I know this is anecdotal, but are child abductions back?
01:01:38.000 Apparently this guy without the hat was trying to steal that kid.
01:01:43.000 What the fuck?
01:01:45.000 Quit!
01:01:46.000 No!
01:01:46.000 No, no, no, no, no, no!
01:01:47.000 Stop it!
01:01:48.000 Stop!
01:01:49.000 Stop!
01:01:50.000 Get your kid!
01:01:51.000 Oh shit, get the fuck!
01:01:52.000 No!
01:01:52.000 Get back!
01:01:53.000 Go!
01:01:53.000 Get your kid!
01:01:54.000 Get your kid!
01:01:55.000 You guys are stealing kids?
01:02:01.000 Stop it!
01:02:07.000 Pass them!
01:02:08.000 Pray!
01:02:09.000 That's for the kid, can you get your daughter?
01:02:11.000 Please, sir!
01:02:12.000 Please.
01:02:13.000 Away from her, bro.
01:02:17.000 Stop!
01:02:18.000 Sweetheart, you don't need to go.
01:02:20.000 Yeah, try your hand, baby.
01:02:22.000 Call 911.
01:02:23.000 Somebody call the police!
01:02:26.000 Boy, that's, you know, often in fights, you think, uh...
01:02:29.000 I don't know.
01:02:30.000 I think he's kind of...
01:02:31.000 Shoot, they're both probably.
01:02:32.000 He's probably fighting for his daughter because he...
01:02:34.000 Try your hand, baby.
01:02:35.000 I'm going to assume he's not as bad as this previous deadbeat.
01:02:37.000 He's like, I want my daughter more than anything, and you're in my way.
01:02:40.000 And then the other guy doesn't know the story with the divorce.
01:02:42.000 And he's like, I have to protect a fucking child from a murdering rapist.
01:02:46.000 So they're both peak adrenaline.
01:02:54.000 Buy the...
01:02:55.000 Knock him out.
01:02:56.000 Buy grocery.
01:02:57.000 My ears on Belleville.
01:03:00.000 It's okay, sweetie.
01:03:01.000 Make no damn sense.
01:03:02.000 We have a new TriCaster, by the way.
01:03:04.000 Speaking of lags.
01:03:06.000 That was actually the video.
01:03:06.000 Oh, okay.
01:03:08.000 I haven't seen a lot of lags.
01:03:09.000 No, I know.
01:03:10.000 It's been alright lately.
01:03:11.000 Well, why?
01:03:12.000 I don't know.
01:03:15.000 Back up, bro.
01:03:16.000 Get the fuck away from my daughter.
01:03:19.000 What the fuck?
01:03:20.000 Don't look, sweetheart.
01:03:21.000 Get the fuck away from my daughter?
01:03:23.000 I got your daughter, man.
01:03:24.000 Wait, it's your biological daughter?
01:03:27.000 It's okay.
01:03:27.000 We got it all on camera.
01:03:29.000 We got it on camera.
01:03:30.000 Who is he?
01:03:31.000 I have no fucking attacks.
01:03:32.000 He's trying to attack your daughter.
01:03:34.000 Get his life effect.
01:03:35.000 Get his life in fact, bro.
01:03:36.000 He's trying to attack your daughter.
01:03:39.000 Fuck is going on?
01:03:42.000 You're trying to steal a random kid?
01:03:44.000 He's not your biological daughter.
01:03:45.000 My whole theory was wrong.
01:03:47.000 You just said something there.
01:03:50.000 He just jumped out of the car, hit me in the fucking face, and then started going after her.
01:03:53.000 He did kick the one after your daughter.
01:03:55.000 Yep, he did.
01:03:56.000 He saw it.
01:03:57.000 I got an option on camera.
01:03:58.000 What was that?
01:03:59.000 Fucking loser.
01:04:00.000 We'll hang here with you.
01:04:01.000 Loser?
01:04:02.000 No, no, no.
01:04:03.000 No.
01:04:03.000 Dude, I'm a loser.
01:04:05.000 Eat his face.
01:04:05.000 Yeah.
01:04:06.000 What was this?
01:04:06.000 This looked like someone spilled someone's pint.
01:04:09.000 I would be like, yeah, collapses clavicle.
01:04:14.000 I would eat him.
01:04:16.000 He'd just be a skeleton.
01:04:20.000 Eye, eye hole.
01:04:22.000 You wouldn't eat the eye hole.
01:04:24.000 This all would be gone.
01:04:25.000 Yeah, I'd chimp him out.
01:04:26.000 No, he'd still have eyes.
01:04:28.000 Oh, okay.
01:04:29.000 He'd be one of those guys you see in like Daily Mail, like child abductor, face-eaten, gets face transplant after living with just like this for five years.
01:04:40.000 I did my time, and I want a new face.
01:04:46.000 Then he'd get a new face, and then I'd track him down and eat that off.
01:04:49.000 Yeah.
01:04:50.000 I'd be like, I'm stuffed.
01:04:51.000 I've had too many faces this year.
01:04:52.000 You'd make grind faces.
01:04:53.000 No, you'd make eaten faces.
01:04:56.000 Eaten faces.
01:05:00.000 All right, let's end this very long racism ride with the Babylon B25, sort of summing up the clown world we live in.
01:05:09.000 Great summary to a fun segment.
01:05:21.000 So here's the plan.
01:05:22.000 First, we'll start pushing for some segregated drinking fountain.
01:05:27.000 Actually, this might sound weird, but that's not racist anymore.
01:05:29.000 Come again now.
01:05:30.000 Segregation isn't racist.
01:05:32.000 Can you believe that?
01:05:33.000 But there are all kinds of new ways to be racist.
01:05:35.000 Oh, wow.
01:05:36.000 She's just telling me now.
01:05:37.000 I can't wait.
01:05:39.000 Okay, Glenn, let's hear it then.
01:05:40.000 Next time you see an African-American, you tell them this.
01:05:44.000 You don't see color at all.
01:05:45.000 That sounds not racist.
01:05:47.000 It's racist now.
01:05:48.000 Can you believe that?
01:05:49.000 We can be racist and congenial all at the same time.
01:05:52.000 I'm not so sure.
01:05:54.000 Wait, wait, I got more.
01:05:55.000 If you see a person of Japanese descent, you mispronounce his name.
01:05:58.000 So you're saying the next time I talk to Takahashi down the street.
01:06:01.000 Skip over that H, make it silent.
01:06:03.000 Bing, bang, boom, racism.
01:06:04.000 This ain't a racism.
01:06:06.000 What happened to good old-fashioned hating people?
01:06:09.000 The hating was the best part.
01:06:10.000 It's exhausting.
01:06:11.000 Hating is the matter.
01:06:14.000 And we're racist.
01:06:15.000 But hold out, don't matter.
01:06:17.000 I know that.
01:06:17.000 You know that.
01:06:18.000 But if we want to compete in this new racist landscape, we got to get with the times.
01:06:22.000 What about thinking the most qualified person for a job is a person who should be hired?
01:06:26.000 Big time racism.
01:06:27.000 What if I ask a black person to be quiet racist?
01:06:30.000 And even though I work at the library, oh, racism.
01:06:32.000 Okay, what if I ask someone who is not white where they originally came from?
01:06:36.000 We got ourselves a red yard, David Duke over here.
01:06:38.000 What about wearing a Hawaiian surface?
01:06:40.000 Hey, voice of a minority character on a hit-animated TV show?
01:06:44.000 Zig Isle.
01:06:45.000 Fall in love with an African-American woman?
01:06:47.000 Have a long, fruitful marriage?
01:06:49.000 Then you're still white in that scenario?
01:06:50.000 Yes, sir, just like Bill Bird.
01:06:52.000 Racist!
01:06:53.000 He's odd, dude.
01:06:54.000 Hey, okay.
01:06:55.000 That's racist too.
01:06:55.000 What?
01:06:56.000 Doing this with your hand.
01:06:57.000 If you do this, you're racist.
01:06:58.000 Hey, okay.
01:06:59.000 Hey, okay.
01:07:01.000 Hey, okay.
01:07:01.000 And Alpha.
01:07:02.000 You are diluting my racism, and I don't like it.
01:07:06.000 Racism is hatred.
01:07:07.000 It's looking down on someone as subhuman simply on account of the color of their skin.
01:07:13.000 You water it down like that?
01:07:15.000 It becomes nothing.
01:07:17.000 I mean, if everything is racist, nothing is.
01:07:22.000 Have you guys heard about critical race theory?
01:07:26.000 Look at this.
01:07:26.000 We don't have to do anything to be racist.
01:07:28.000 CRT says we're racist simply because we're white.
01:07:31.000 That's all it takes.
01:07:32.000 CRT.
01:07:33.000 See?
01:07:33.000 That's new racism.
01:07:34.000 It's pure laziness.
01:07:36.000 Clean it simple and average.
01:07:41.000 Pretty good, huh?
01:07:42.000 Oh, wait, still going.
01:07:50.000 It's very forward-thinking.
01:07:52.000 I love this.
01:07:53.000 Hey, that's the same joke.
01:07:57.000 You can't take a joke from...
01:08:00.000 Guys, guys, guys, you should have not had the fountains in the first part and then made it the punchline to this.
01:08:07.000 You just repeated a joke.
01:08:08.000 Fuck.
01:08:09.000 You can't double-tag a joke.
01:08:11.000 Come on, guy.
01:08:13.000 Come on.
01:08:15.000 Breaker, breaker one night.
01:08:17.000 Someone talked to Teddy Bear.
01:08:21.000 That's from the movie Convoy, which is a little before your time.
01:08:25.000 Convoy.
01:08:26.000 Another song.
01:08:27.000 We got a great big convoy coming on down the line.
01:08:38.000 We already talked about COVID.
01:08:39.000 I don't want to cover that.
01:08:41.000 This is a funny little thing.
01:08:43.000 I was just scrolling through the web and I saw this viral video from about five, six years ago, maybe?
01:08:51.000 And I go, wait a minute, that's Ashley St. Clair.
01:08:53.000 I think this is one of her first videos.
01:08:56.000 This is 1-1.
01:08:57.000 I think this is the first time I ever saw her.
01:09:01.000 And it's just such a great example of Trump Derrangement Syndrome.
01:09:04.000 I had to fucking.
01:09:06.000 I remember this.
01:09:07.000 Remember her?
01:09:11.000 Red flag in the troops of the rear.
01:09:13.000 Savannah's mad.
01:09:14.000 Look at that guy.
01:09:15.000 Remember him?
01:09:15.000 Oh, yes.
01:09:16.000 The weird bald.
01:09:17.000 And we found other examples of his existence.
01:09:20.000 Bald, hideous Indian with the biggest tits in the world.
01:09:26.000 In a beautiful purple.
01:09:28.000 Hide me for a second.
01:09:30.000 In a beautiful purple gown.
01:09:32.000 He's got a Lady Demetruscu body.
01:09:36.000 You're fucking slipping ass.
01:09:38.000 Hurtling ass!
01:09:39.000 Fish!
01:09:40.000 Get the fuck out of here!
01:09:42.000 You're a Cobrochelle.
01:09:44.000 Fuck the troops.
01:09:45.000 Youth.
01:09:46.000 I'm here at the Aurora ICE facility where protesters decided to take down the American flag and put a Mexican flag in its place.
01:09:52.000 I'm appalled that politicians like Alexandria Ocosio-Cortez have promoted this behavior and disrespected our country, our flag, and our law enforcement.
01:10:01.000 I'm here to show support for our law enforcement and our country and everything that our flag stands for.
01:10:06.000 God bless America and God bless our law enforcement.
01:10:09.000 Why the premises?
01:10:10.000 Why supremacist?
01:10:12.000 Why the president or what?
01:10:13.000 We don't have the right.
01:10:14.000 No matter which side we're on, I'm going to get out of your face or what?
01:10:20.000 I have a question for you now.
01:10:23.000 You are more concerned with a fucking piece of cloth than people who are locked in cages.
01:10:29.000 Children right in front of you.
01:10:31.000 You know that flag in those troops of the region?
01:10:37.000 That flag in the troops of the region.
01:10:39.000 You know Savannah is a fucking amazing way.
01:10:44.000 God comes down and he goes, well, who would you rather fuck, the lunatic or Ashley?
01:10:47.000 And Ashley's like, okay, here we go.
01:10:49.000 And I was like, I'll take the lunatic.
01:10:51.000 What?
01:10:52.000 Why?
01:10:53.000 She's going to scratch out your eyes.
01:10:55.000 But it's going to be a wild ride.
01:10:59.000 But I'll be a loving wife and your world will be so enriched.
01:11:03.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:11:04.000 I'd rather just have crack cocaine right now, thanks.
01:11:06.000 But you won't start crying if I don't fist you.
01:11:11.000 Yeah, you don't want to be hanging from a tree upside down with a ball gag in your mouth and get punched in the ass.
01:11:21.000 You want to cuddle after, right?
01:11:22.000 Yeah, I like cuddling.
01:11:23.000 Yeah, well, that's why I'm going with Savannah.
01:11:26.000 Go ahead and strip it.
01:11:28.000 What is she doing now?
01:11:29.000 She's pole dancing.
01:11:34.000 Oh, she is a stripper.
01:11:35.000 You chose correctly.
01:11:38.000 What's up, Bo?
01:11:40.000 Fuck you.
01:11:41.000 Yeah, I hope that she goes viral.
01:11:43.000 Fuck the truth.
01:11:43.000 Because all they do is fucking kill people.
01:11:49.000 All they do is fucking kill people.
01:11:51.000 That's kind of a cool pitch.
01:11:52.000 It's better than that lesbian cartoon.
01:11:54.000 Yeah.
01:11:54.000 Join the Marines.
01:11:55.000 All you do is fucking kill people.
01:12:00.000 I'm in.
01:12:03.000 Alrighty then.
01:12:05.000 Fun app, short and sweet.
01:12:07.000 Let's hit the mail B. Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.
01:12:15.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.
01:12:21.000 Let me touch it.
01:12:28.000 Still haven't let him touch it.
01:12:32.000 Let me slide up the foreskin a little bit there.
01:12:35.000 There you go.
01:12:37.000 Can you believe I learned to fuck like a year and a half ago?
01:12:42.000 Oh, right.
01:12:43.000 But I learned to.
01:12:43.000 I always peel my foreskin back.
01:12:45.000 And sometimes you need lube to get it in.
01:12:49.000 And then one day I realized, no, the turtleneck, when it gets to the pussy lips, the turtleneck is forward, sealed.
01:12:57.000 Then you just push like a dock, a spaceship docking into a station.
01:13:03.000 Right.
01:13:04.000 And then the foreskin naturally goes back.
01:13:06.000 No lube required.
01:13:08.000 You snuck it in.
01:13:09.000 Makes total sense.
01:13:10.000 And she doesn't get any UTIs because you're not going, puh, and putting saliva on her vagina.
01:13:14.000 True.
01:13:16.000 Didn't know that until I was 47.
01:13:20.000 And believe me, there's been a lot of ladies.
01:13:23.000 Yeah, you know, you've never had an uncircumcised penis before.
01:13:29.000 But sometimes you have to just, you go left and right to try.
01:13:33.000 Because if you think about trying to get a thing that doesn't have the drop-off thing into a thing, you gotta kind of wedge it.
01:13:40.000 Yeah.
01:13:40.000 You don't have to do anything.
01:13:41.000 You also hurt your fresnellum like it would hurt.
01:13:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:13:45.000 But even with you guys, doesn't it?
01:13:46.000 If you force it in and it's not wet enough?
01:13:48.000 Yeah, you can't.
01:13:49.000 You just can't.
01:13:53.000 I forgot what it's going to say.
01:13:54.000 So this is serious post from a world-famous art institution, clown pill, 1,000 milligrams.
01:14:01.000 Okay, let's look at this.
01:14:33.000 Notice the level of me, me, me in that, huh?
01:14:37.000 Yes.
01:14:38.000 I thought it was someone.
01:14:39.000 I didn't know who it was.
01:14:40.000 I thought this is an they have legs as hairy as mine.
01:14:44.000 And she is a black woman.
01:14:46.000 An artist?
01:14:48.000 Yeah.
01:14:49.000 In fact, if you look her up on Google Images, you'll see that she has a picture of a hairy leg.
01:14:55.000 This is her thing.
01:14:57.000 Anthea Hamilton.
01:15:01.000 She's just an ugly, black, British dyke.
01:15:07.000 Which is all you really need.
01:15:09.000 She wins the Turner Prize.
01:15:12.000 Anyway, sorry.
01:15:15.000 Dear Tangenteer and Muff Fluffer, here's an evergreen of a song.
01:15:21.000 Ransom did it better.
01:15:22.000 Dude, you've already sent me this.
01:15:23.000 People will resend.
01:15:25.000 Don't show it.
01:15:25.000 People will resend stuff assuming I didn't see it.
01:15:28.000 Sometimes I didn't read your email because it sucks.
01:15:32.000 This guy is fucking criminals with his bicycle seat.
01:15:34.000 You already sent me that.
01:15:36.000 I guess we could show it, though.
01:15:38.000 Okay, fucking criminals with his bicycle seat.
01:15:42.000 Here we go.
01:15:44.000 I don't know if we've played.
01:15:45.000 Tell me if we've played that before.
01:15:47.000 Let me introduce you to the penetrator.
01:15:52.000 Penetration!
01:15:54.000 Oh, shh.
01:15:55.000 Let's take a look at the penetrator and his natural habitat.
01:15:58.000 Where are you, Mexico?
01:15:59.000 A man approaches.
01:16:01.000 Apparently, he likes what he sees.
01:16:04.000 Little does he know, the penetrator has a decent-sized surprise for him.
01:16:09.000 He approaches.
01:16:11.000 He goes, Penetration!
01:16:12.000 He didn't like that.
01:16:13.000 Oh, what about this?
01:16:14.000 Penetration!
01:16:16.000 Let's rewind this in slow motion.
01:16:17.000 Oh, I know what he is.
01:16:18.000 The guy's narrating something on the show.
01:16:20.000 Oh, I gotcha.
01:16:22.000 Thank you, sir.
01:16:23.000 Have a nice day.
01:16:24.000 Someone's sending his mammy vice again.
01:16:27.000 Go fuck yourself.
01:16:28.000 Hey, G. Doug and Raidasman, if you've ever seen the show Baskets, yes, we've seen that ancient show from a million years ago.
01:16:33.000 Go fuck yourself.
01:16:34.000 Anthony H., he has this.
01:16:36.000 Oh, by the way, Zach Alfanakis has the sprinkles.
01:16:40.000 Anthony H. This guy has the sprinkles, he says.
01:16:43.000 Okay?
01:16:44.000 And let's see who it is.
01:16:48.000 Have you seen this?
01:16:48.000 Look how young this girl is.
01:16:51.000 What the heck?
01:16:53.000 You just liked it.
01:16:54.000 Did I?
01:16:55.000 I don't even know how to work this thing.
01:16:57.000 I'm going to get out of here.
01:16:59.000 Okay, there we go.
01:17:00.000 Did you just follow her?
01:17:01.000 I don't know even.
01:17:03.000 Wait, are you DMing her?
01:17:05.000 Yeah, how much money should I send her?
01:17:08.000 $100.
01:17:09.000 Sorry, no sprinkles.
01:17:10.000 Milo apologizes to Gavin.
01:17:12.000 $10.39.
01:17:13.000 Oh, this will be good.
01:17:15.000 Is that a tax form?
01:17:18.000 I need a $10.39 for working and quitting.
01:17:22.000 Just kidding.
01:17:23.000 You don't have to dismiss him from the screen.
01:17:26.000 What's wrong with you, Paddy?
01:17:27.000 I mean, if you must.
01:17:29.000 This is the Antipenultimate edition, which for those of you who didn't go to a decent school means the one before, the one before the end.
01:17:36.000 Our Friday Nights All Right on Censor.tv.
01:17:38.000 We have had such a wonderful time here.
01:17:40.000 We have loved it.
01:17:41.000 We are grateful and so happy for the time that we have spent on sensor.tv.
01:17:47.000 Keep an eye out on my Telegram at MiloOfficial to find out where I'm headed next.
01:17:50.000 I've got two irons in the fire.
01:17:52.000 I'm currently picking between the various different destinations.
01:17:57.000 I just have to say, he won't watch this And he's very cross with me at the moment, so he probably will never hear about this until six years hence.
01:18:05.000 But I have to just say I must convey my deep and sincere thanks to Gavin for employing me when nobody else would, hosting my show when nobody else would.
01:18:18.000 I know people say about Gavin he's lost his nerve.
01:18:20.000 They say he's lost his nerve, they say he's gone soft.
01:18:23.000 That's not my experience.
01:18:24.000 I think Gavin stands by his friends as long as his friends aren't idiots breaking into federal buildings.
01:18:34.000 But sincerely, from the bottom of my heart, I don't know what I would have done the last two years without Gavin and also without his business partner who I won't name one air but should also be the subject of great thanks.
01:18:47.000 So thank you very much to both of them.
01:18:49.000 This is, as I say, there's a couple of episodes left in our run.
01:18:52.000 We're going to most of them go out on a high and make sure that Gavin has some good content.
01:18:58.000 And as I say, keep an eye out on Gab, I think I'm at M, just the letter M. Again, early.
01:19:05.000 Always.
01:19:13.000 So we know since the full of me.
01:19:19.000 There were times we were married.
01:19:33.000 Okay, this one's a little farther down, Ryan.
01:19:36.000 Got married is the subject.
01:19:37.000 I love these kind of letters.
01:19:39.000 And it's funny because they talk about you've done so much damage to America with your proud boys.
01:19:44.000 No, we've really the media has definitely reported all the negativity, but we've saved Western man.
01:19:53.000 The best advice I took from you was to get married.
01:19:55.000 I partied and whored around for almost a decade.
01:19:59.000 I found a woman in Arizona, dated her for six months and asked her to marry me.
01:20:03.000 Yeah, I remember some woman saying, if he can't make up his mind in nine months, he can't make up his mind in nine years.
01:20:11.000 So ladies, if he hasn't put a ring on it in nine months, it's time to move on.
01:20:17.000 Your eggs are precious.
01:20:19.000 Your time is valuable.
01:20:21.000 And guys, if you're dating her for nine months, what are you waiting for?
01:20:25.000 Her, but like with better tits?
01:20:28.000 Bigger tits, smaller tits?
01:20:29.000 What?
01:20:31.000 You know, if you're a huge tit guy and she has small tits, then cut the...
01:20:34.000 What were you doing for the past nine months?
01:20:36.000 Like, cut the dead weight.
01:20:38.000 And if she's like 80% of your idea of a perfect chick, then we're good.
01:20:45.000 Put a ring on it.
01:20:46.000 We're good to go.
01:20:47.000 You're not looking for a soulmate.
01:20:49.000 You got buddies.
01:20:50.000 You got the pub.
01:20:51.000 You're looking for a partner.
01:20:52.000 That's a huge difference there.
01:20:54.000 She doesn't have to like the same things as you.
01:20:57.000 She doesn't have to play the same video games as you.
01:21:00.000 She doesn't have to like the same music.
01:21:05.000 She just has to feel like a partner.
01:21:07.000 I mean, there's certain deal breakers.
01:21:08.000 If you're obsessed with punctuality and neatness and she's a slob, that might not work out.
01:21:12.000 Opposites attract, but if you have things that are very important to you and she feels the opposite way, although I'm politically misaligned with my wife, although not really.
01:21:23.000 Since these Karens have been terrorizing my children, she's getting pretty fucking red-pilled, I've noticed.
01:21:31.000 I haven't heard her say anything negative about the right in a long ass time.
01:21:34.000 Anyway, now we're married and have a baby on the way.
01:21:37.000 My wife never wanted kids until she met me, but she is the happiest I've ever seen her with a full belly.
01:21:43.000 I've convinced my friends to do the same.
01:21:45.000 A buddy of mine dated a woman for five years.
01:21:47.000 I told him to grow some balls and marry her, and he finally has.
01:21:50.000 This is the best advice I can pass on to any men out there.
01:21:54.000 Thanks a bunch.
01:21:56.000 Sex is like not a big deal.
01:22:00.000 Someone telling me that Dave Portnoy's pizza reviews are awesome because he has the sprinkles.
01:22:05.000 Okay.
01:22:06.000 A few years ago, you presented the argument the idea of heads or tails being a binary code, blah, blah, blah.
01:22:11.000 This is all a very complicated religious one I read earlier.
01:22:13.000 Maybe I'll read it another day.
01:22:15.000 There's another guy who keeps sending me this again and again and again.
01:22:19.000 But I'll put it up.
01:22:22.000 He's talking about diversity on show.
01:22:24.000 And he's noticed that the management at his office is all white.
01:22:30.000 These are the people who actually get things done, right?
01:22:33.000 Marketing, controller, accounting.
01:22:37.000 Wow, they spelled controller wrong.
01:22:39.000 It's C-O-M-P.
01:22:41.000 Anyway, functional general manager, all this stuff.
01:22:44.000 But then the president and the faces of the company, the ones people see, they're all people of color.
01:22:52.000 So the CEO of executive management, the people you're not really relying on to get the job done, but show up at the corporate events and shake hands with people and get the grants.
01:23:02.000 Those people are all people of color, he says.
01:23:05.000 Okay, interesting concept.
01:23:08.000 I noticed that in Italy, they had this bizarre quota for people who had to be, you had to have X amount of handicapped people on your staff.
01:23:18.000 And it was a really high number, like 15.
01:23:20.000 But there's not 15% of handicapped people in the population.
01:23:24.000 So they started deeming being left-handed as handicapped, being over six feet tall as handicapped.
01:23:31.000 You're too tall.
01:23:32.000 What do you do?
01:23:33.000 You're bumping your head all the time.
01:23:37.000 And I guess that's what we're doing in America, where we're saying, all right, I'll make them, I'll get you some blacks.
01:23:43.000 Or if you're only giving out grants to black-owned companies, okay, I guess we'll make this black the president of the company.
01:23:53.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm the girl who showed the video yesterday.
01:23:56.000 You missed what I was trying to show you.
01:23:58.000 You didn't watch the whole video.
01:23:59.000 I was talking about the human Z, which is apparently the hybrid of human and chimpanzee.
01:24:03.000 The reason I said science should stop is we're making human Zs, or at least we're trying to.
01:24:10.000 The human Z, yeah.
01:24:12.000 And then she's like, who died for this?
01:24:15.000 Who was the human test subject?
01:24:17.000 And who do we kill first?
01:24:18.000 Them or the freaks that clearly went back in time to get away from Epstein allegations?
01:24:22.000 Just ooh.
01:24:23.000 Yeah, that is pretty depraved.
01:24:24.000 We are making hybrids, right?
01:24:26.000 That's confirmed.
01:24:28.000 It just got confirmed recently.
01:24:29.000 What?
01:24:30.000 Yeah.
01:24:31.000 They took genes from a chimpanzee and a human being and they merged them together.
01:24:36.000 There's no pictures of anything, but this is exactly what Alex Jones was talking about.
01:24:40.000 I even was like, hmm.
01:24:42.000 Is it a living organism?
01:24:44.000 Like, does it have legs?
01:24:45.000 Where is it?
01:24:45.000 Is it in a Petri dish?
01:24:46.000 I think it's intended to grow organs for transplants or something like that.
01:24:50.000 Let me see.
01:24:50.000 I'll see if I can look it up.
01:24:52.000 Human.
01:24:54.000 As you look that up, I'm going to read an important letter.
01:24:58.000 You need to get rid of that half-wit, Ryan.
01:25:00.000 All your best thoughts are broken up by him showing a picture of a fucking movie poster.
01:25:05.000 His hair is infuriating, and he keeps interrupting you when you're talking about a real event with some act of retardation.
01:25:14.000 He's not masculine.
01:25:15.000 It's not true.
01:25:16.000 I love the guy, but set him free.
01:25:18.000 Do you know how many fucking nerds out there with masters and shit would like to work for you?
01:25:21.000 Not myself.
01:25:21.000 I'm retarded as well.
01:25:22.000 Major detract from anything you're trying to do here.
01:25:24.000 It could be an inspiring show, but he makes it feel like girls talk.
01:25:27.000 I get that he's under your wing, but goddamn, brother.
01:25:29.000 Just end the suffering.
01:25:30.000 New studio, new producer.
01:25:32.000 My heels are on.
01:25:33.000 I'm just not in the mood.
01:25:34.000 Okay.
01:25:35.000 We'll probably get to that after the show today.
01:25:42.000 What's up, fuckies?
01:25:43.000 Why are you gay?
01:25:43.000 I love the show.
01:25:44.000 I think the best parts of the show are Gavin's green screens and Ryan's impressions.
01:25:47.000 Gavin's right.
01:25:48.000 Ryan should do way more impressions.
01:25:49.000 They're fucking hilarious.
01:25:51.000 I thought the deep fakes he made of Trump were amazing and he should do it for all his best impressions.
01:25:55.000 And then he says, this video is hilarious.
01:25:57.000 The insane indoctrination of Pakistan.
01:26:00.000 What?
01:26:01.000 Pakistan Zinzabad.
01:26:02.000 Pakistan Zinzabad.
01:26:04.000 Alagbir.
01:26:08.000 It's just stupid inbreds.
01:26:11.000 I've seen this video before.
01:26:14.000 Yeah, here's a pilot.
01:26:15.000 Great!
01:26:16.000 When I will grow up, I will be in her army and take Pakistan and destroy India.
01:26:26.000 Strong army whoa!
01:26:29.000 I will not be an exposure, educational institution exposure.
01:26:33.000 I'm not gonna make Pakistan!
01:26:35.000 The next generation of Pakistan is going to make Pakistan the crazy 100%!
01:26:41.000 My pledge is to win.
01:26:42.000 Make Pakistan the crazy 100%?
01:26:44.000 Is that your goal?
01:26:45.000 I think you're there.
01:26:46.000 By giving them homes.
01:26:48.000 Inshallah, he is going to give homes to everyone.
01:26:51.000 My pledge to my country is that I will finish all corruption and so we will prove to Pakistan it's not less than any other country.
01:26:58.000 Pakistan Zinzabad!
01:27:00.000 Pakistan Zinzabad!
01:27:02.000 It's not Pakistan in the bag, it's Pakistan Zinzabad, which means overall.
01:27:07.000 Anyway, let me see your gene thing.
01:27:10.000 Gene.
01:27:11.000 Gene machine.
01:27:13.000 Bad brains warned us of this too.
01:27:15.000 Human-animal hybrid research raises.
01:27:17.000 Yeah.
01:27:17.000 Yeah, it's all research.
01:27:18.000 Let me see it when it's a living thing.
01:27:21.000 Successfully grown embryos that contain a combination of human and monkey cells.
01:27:27.000 So it's in a petty work is being done.
01:27:30.000 It's in a petri dish.
01:27:31.000 When it's actually like, like gold bloom in the fly, then I'll start pooping my panties.
01:27:37.000 Donkey donkey.
01:27:38.000 All right, let's get to the fucking final video.
01:27:42.000 Oh.
01:27:58.000 No, we're going to end the show.
01:28:00.000 Let's do 3-8.
01:28:03.000 There's two types of people in the world.
01:28:05.000 People who have been punched in the face and people who have been not punched in the face.
01:28:07.000 This cyclist has never been punched in the face, and that's unfortunate.
01:28:12.000 Because this African-American man should be kicking the shit out of him.
01:28:17.000 And unfortunately, we live in a very litigious society.
01:28:21.000 Where is that, do you think?
01:28:23.000 That's got Philly vibes.
01:28:25.000 Yeah, does Southeast University have DC-ish vibes?
01:28:28.000 DC-ish vibes.
01:28:29.000 Yeah, I'm sorry.
01:28:30.000 I think you're pretty on with the Philly.
01:28:32.000 DC.
01:28:34.000 I think the DC streets are a little better when you see those nice.
01:28:37.000 Wait, go back, go back.
01:28:38.000 What was that university?
01:28:42.000 What's that brown sign right there?
01:28:44.000 Southeast University Avenue.
01:28:46.000 Oh, the brown sign coming up is University of...
01:28:51.000 Was that Massachusetts?
01:28:54.000 I can't really see.
01:28:56.000 Minnesota.
01:28:57.000 Oh, Minnesota.
01:28:58.000 Minnesota.
01:28:58.000 We're all down in Minnesota, eh?
01:29:03.000 Just drive around a massive hole.
01:29:10.000 Bike lane.
01:29:12.000 There's a bike lane right here.
01:29:14.000 You're parked in the middle of it.
01:29:15.000 No, really.
01:29:17.000 Pretty easy to go out.
01:29:18.000 What's up?
01:29:25.000 Why are you endangering people's lives with your shit?
01:29:27.000 This machine kills 40,000 people.
01:29:31.000 This machine kills 40,000 people.
01:29:33.000 Why is misogyny called for in this situation?
01:29:35.000 Let me tell you something.
01:29:38.000 Before you start fucking with somebody, you better ask yourself what the fuck they're going through.
01:29:43.000 So what about you fucking with bicycle traffic?
01:29:47.000 This is a piece of infrastructure designed to save the lives of human beings.
01:29:50.000 When you block it, fuck bitch, I'm getting ready to move my car, so you better leave me the fuck alone.
01:29:54.000 I really appreciate you not breaking the law.
01:29:55.000 That's a basic expectation of living this.
01:29:58.000 Leave me the fuck alone.
01:29:59.000 Get on it.
01:30:00.000 Let's go.
01:30:02.000 Oh no.
01:30:04.000 Dude, are you crazy?
01:30:05.000 Like, am I going back to jail?
01:30:06.000 I think I'm going back to jail.
01:30:08.000 I wouldn't do that to somebody who couldn't be jail.
01:30:10.000 I've cussed my daughter now because my wife's a crackhead.
01:30:14.000 But if I go back to jail, she'll have to go back to.
01:30:16.000 Look at this handshaking.
01:30:19.000 And she might get molested again.
01:30:21.000 So me knocking this motherfucker up means I go to jail and she gets molested.
01:30:25.000 And you know what?
01:30:25.000 That's not good.
01:30:26.000 Fuck it.
01:30:27.000 Your dog's very cute, sir.
01:30:29.000 Oh, my God.
01:30:30.000 That was the worst part.
01:30:32.000 Oh, my God.
01:30:34.000 Your dog's very cute, sir.
01:30:38.000 There we go.
01:30:39.000 Back on the bike lane.
01:30:40.000 Bike lane.
01:30:41.000 Bike lanes are great because they managed to put all the assholes in society into one neat lineup.
01:30:48.000 Good work.
01:30:51.000 All right, that's it for the show.
01:30:52.000 Tomorrow was live at 4 p.m.
01:30:57.000 Down the street here in New York City.
01:31:00.000 Oh, Compound Media.
01:31:03.000 Thursday night is live in the studio.
01:31:08.000 The studio is moving along pretty well.
01:31:11.000 Yes.
01:31:11.000 We've got a little guy in there.
01:31:13.000 I think the thing I like is my job's getting finished.
01:31:17.000 So now it's on you and our tech guys to set up the TVs and make sure everything works.
01:31:23.000 I put your desk in there.
01:31:25.000 I'm having my desk built.
01:31:27.000 I've made all the sets.
01:31:29.000 I've done my little faggotry where I've laid everything out.
01:31:37.000 But yeah, there's two Americas going on.
01:31:40.000 There's the America that's woke, truly awake, I should say, and can see shit like this.
01:31:45.000 And then there's the other that's blind.
01:31:47.000 And their version, it's really about perception versus reality.
01:31:50.000 We're in reality.
01:31:51.000 They're in this false perception of a bigoted America that is hunting people for sport.
01:31:56.000 And it's so fucking ridiculous that we're leaving the black pill and going to the clown pill and having a good laugh at these fucking losers.
01:32:05.000 I think the real takeaway here from today's show is that letter about the guy getting married.
01:32:10.000 Like, yes, the world's going to shit.
01:32:12.000 Yes, New York City is ruined.
01:32:14.000 It's over.
01:32:16.000 Yes, we're facing inflation, gas prices, the border.
01:32:20.000 We've had this with Jimmy Carter before.
01:32:21.000 We've survived it before.
01:32:22.000 What's really important is your life and you getting your life in order.
01:32:27.000 You don't have to be successful.
01:32:29.000 You don't have to be a CEO.
01:32:30.000 You do need a job and you do need to bust your ass at that job.
01:32:33.000 If you're not a smart guy, get a trade.
01:32:35.000 I don't mean to sound like tradesmen are stupid.
01:32:38.000 If you're a smart guy, get a trade too.
01:32:40.000 You'll just do much better at it.
01:32:42.000 Get a job, bust your ass, get a chick, put a ring on it, stop partying, stop playing video games, stop fucking having a room that looks like shit.
01:32:52.000 Clean your room.
01:32:54.000 You know?
01:32:55.000 That's your impression and my impression of Jordan Peterson.
01:32:58.000 Cut your hair.
01:32:59.000 No.
01:33:00.000 In two months I might.
01:33:01.000 In two months, I might.
01:33:03.000 But it's time to get it together.
01:33:04.000 And that's obviously a thousand times more important than all this bullshit.
01:33:08.000 Pop culture and politics, they basically merged at this point.
01:33:12.000 This is all silly little claptrap.
01:33:14.000 I only discuss it on the show to amuse you.
01:33:16.000 It's not the end of the world.
01:33:19.000 What the end of the world is, is a woman falling asleep and waking up and her ovaries are over because she's 38 years old.
01:33:26.000 That's much more apocalyptic than Joe Biden's terrible policies.
01:33:36.000 So get a trade.
01:33:40.000 Get a job.
01:33:42.000 Get a wife.
01:33:42.000 Put a ring on it.
01:33:45.000 And if your current job is holding you down, then get fired.
01:33:49.000 Get in trouble.
01:33:50.000 Be brave.
01:33:51.000 And never stop fighting.