Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E112

00:00:14.000 From New York in Devon with Devin McDillage That's a good band from England.

00:00:36.000 Frank Carter and the Rattlesnakes.

00:00:38.000 Their song was called Trouble.

00:00:39.000 They're from my neck of the woods where I was born.

00:00:42.000 They're from Hertfordshire.

00:00:45.000 What's that sound?

00:00:46.000 Oh, it's my keys with the tile.

00:00:49.000 Sometimes I'll accidentally trigger it and it will start going booty boo, booty boo.

00:00:53.000 We're over here.

00:00:54.000 We're over here.

00:00:54.000 You can find.

00:00:55.000 I'm not looking for you, actually.

00:00:57.000 Thank you, though.

00:00:59.000 Yeah, Hampson on Heath or something.

00:01:01.000 It's some little posh town, I think, that's about 20 minutes north of where I was born.

00:01:06.000 Right by Tommy Robinson in Luton.

00:01:10.000 That's a good jam.

00:01:11.000 It was sent in by a viewer.

00:01:13.000 Sometimes when I can't think of a song, I just go through the mailbag and I get like 10 awesome suggestions.

00:01:17.000 Let's hear a little bit of it.

00:01:33.000 That was great.

00:01:36.000 Oh, geez.

00:01:39.000 That marker's dead, dude.

00:01:41.000 What do you think of my outfit today?

00:01:42.000 It's pretty adventurous, isn't it?

00:01:43.000 Yeah.

00:01:44.000 No, I like it.

00:01:45.000 I just got a new order.

00:01:46.000 Uh-oh, I can't wear this on the fucking show, dummy.

00:01:49.000 That's some warrior.

00:01:51.000 I just got a new thing from Nita Fashions bunch of shirts.

00:01:54.000 Nice.

00:01:55.000 My Rolex hand has a bigger cuff length than this hand.

00:02:00.000 And here's another trick.

00:02:02.000 My old shirts are monogrammed GMM, Gavin Miles McInnes.

00:02:06.000 This is just GM.

00:02:07.000 So now when I look, I can see these are the fatter shirts.

00:02:11.000 So I know not to put on a GMM or I won't be able to do the top button because my neck has gotten...

00:02:15.000 I like to think more ripped, not fatter.

00:02:20.000 When the lines in your shirt make the viewer's eyes hurt, that's some more.

00:02:26.000 Speaking of the viewer's eyes hurt, what's going on with your fucking hair that drives all our subscribers nuts?

00:02:32.000 What the hell?

00:02:33.000 This is my bun.

00:02:36.000 See, the reason men hate man buns is because we go, if that's a pain and it's in your way, cut it off.

00:02:44.000 Oh, I see.

00:02:45.000 No, well, this is my professional look.

00:02:47.000 You wear a suit and you put this on.

00:02:50.000 But it's, I'm trying to, I wanted a ponytail before.

00:02:52.000 I'm going to cut this very soon, my hair, very short.

00:02:55.000 But before I wanted to do that, I wanted to, you know, it's a rite of passage to have a samurai look.

00:03:00.000 So like this.

00:03:02.000 That's basically it.

00:03:03.000 I can get my haircut after the show.

00:03:05.000 I just, it's been all building up to this.

00:03:08.000 Okay.

00:03:08.000 And when you're making your samurai face, wouldn't it make more sense to look into the camera?

00:03:13.000 And have a sword.

00:03:15.000 And speaking of everyone hating you, what the fuck happened last night?

00:03:20.000 Oh, with the episode?

00:03:21.000 Yeah, it was up at, what, 10.30?

00:03:24.000 Yeah, 10 or 10.30.

00:03:26.000 So I work remotely, and our internet is...

00:03:30.000 Well, then you shouldn't work remotely if you can't see that it's freezing.

00:03:34.000 Yeah, you see, that's the thing, is like usually we've had internet problems like a week.

00:03:39.000 It'll be a bad week or something like that.

00:03:41.000 But it was shutting down three or four times.

00:03:43.000 I called our provider and I said, Well, then you shouldn't have gone to the gym and you shouldn't have gone out for dinner.

00:03:48.000 That's true.

00:03:49.000 I mean, but you knew it was janky and you abandoned it anyway.

00:03:55.000 Here's the thing.

00:03:56.000 So when I came back, it still would have been on time, you know?

00:04:01.000 You couldn't check on it from the gym?

00:04:03.000 Because if the internet is down, you can't access remotely.

00:04:06.000 Well, you should have noticed that you can't access remotely.

00:04:08.000 I didn't even check because it usually goes.

00:04:10.000 Why wouldn't you check if you're leaving?

00:04:12.000 So when I came back, I still had a good amount of time to upload.

00:04:16.000 Now, 46% I screenshot it.

00:04:17.000 Why didn't you check it from the gym?

00:04:19.000 From the gym?

00:04:20.000 Because it wasn't even 6 then.

00:04:23.000 I still had plenty of time.

00:04:25.000 Okay.

00:04:26.000 Yeah, so and then, like I said, so when I got back, I still had time to upload it and it'd still be just a smidge and late.

00:04:32.000 Maybe 85.

00:04:32.000 But it was fine.

00:04:33.000 But you started behaving badly and then you left and abandoned it again.

00:04:35.000 No, no, I didn't abandon it again.

00:04:37.000 Yes, you did.

00:04:37.000 No, it failed.

00:04:38.000 No, that was all in one shot.

00:04:40.000 So, no, gym, come back, dinner.

00:04:43.000 Well, that's two shots, right?

00:04:45.000 Yeah.

00:04:46.000 But it wasn't janky before.

00:04:48.000 Yes, it was.

00:04:49.000 You said you were calling the provider.

00:04:51.000 I just called the provider today.

00:04:52.000 Basically, when I was uploading it again, just watching it, the internet crashed again, and then again, and I screenshotted it.

00:04:59.000 So then you went.

00:05:00.000 46% during the night.

00:05:01.000 No, no, no, no, no.

00:05:03.000 So after the gym, this is so tedious.

00:05:07.000 We had two versions.

00:05:08.000 After the gym, you came back and you noticed there was a problem.

00:05:11.000 Right.

00:05:12.000 And then you still went out for dinner.

00:05:14.000 By the way, no, no.

00:05:15.000 I didn't upload it until I got back from the gym.

00:05:17.000 Because also we had the thing with the edits.

00:05:21.000 Okay.

00:05:24.000 But the thing with the edits was after.

00:05:26.000 Anyway, this is frustrating because you lie when you're in trouble.

00:05:32.000 I'm just changing the story and moving the times around.

00:05:34.000 But the big picture here is you went up for dinner, you abandoned your child, and it got sick.

00:05:41.000 That's true.

00:05:42.000 Anyway, I was going to go with this song, Turnstile, band from Baltimore.

00:05:46.000 I never heard of them before.

00:05:48.000 Again, viewer submission.

00:05:50.000 The viewer submission is about 50% good, which is pretty high when you're 50 years old and you're really uptight about shit and you're not curious about music anymore.

00:06:02.000 They've got a few EPs out.

00:06:04.000 I mean, they live in Baltimore.

00:06:06.000 They've got to be tough.

00:06:08.000 I don't know where they got the money for this.

00:06:12.000 It gets more complicated later.

00:06:13.000 There's big costumes and uniforms and cults.

00:06:16.000 What's that?

00:06:17.000 Is that a thing?

00:06:18.000 Is that like a cricket cult from Myanmar or like some weird Indonesian Catholic thing?

00:06:31.000 Okay, jump ahead.

00:06:34.000 We don't have time to lose.

00:06:48.000 This band is awesome.

00:07:07.000 Cool band.

00:07:08.000 Today's The Rushed Show.

00:07:09.000 We'll call it the Rushed Show, The Fast Show.

00:07:14.000 I have a bunch of racism stories I've been trying to get to for days, and we're all bored of racism.

00:07:19.000 So I'm going to try to do it in like 12, just over 12 minutes.

00:07:25.000 12 minutes and five seconds.

00:07:26.000 Yeah, round it up.

00:07:28.000 Yeah.

00:07:30.000 Speaking of Baltimore, it sucks.

00:07:33.000 I know I'm starting with some heavy stories, but Jesus.

00:07:35.000 I mean, there's some cities, New York City, Baltimore.

00:07:39.000 I just think they're done.

00:07:40.000 Philly?

00:07:41.000 Does anyone live who watches this show live in downtown Philly and go, ah, it's got some upsides?

00:07:49.000 Like we saw yesterday with Camus Bell, people in Portland going, it's fine.

00:07:54.000 It's fine.

00:07:55.000 My house isn't on fire.

00:07:57.000 Ergo.

00:07:57.000 There's no trouble.

00:08:00.000 But 1-3, this is even in the burbs, but some lunatic black guy who's got a big sign on the back of his car that says blacks are the tools to promote racism or something.

00:08:12.000 Not even sure what side you're on.

00:08:14.000 But he took out his neighbors and burnt down his house.

00:08:18.000 Set fire to his house in suburban Baltimore and shot dead three of his neighbors on the morning of May 8th.

00:08:23.000 Then he was shot by cops on the scene.

00:08:26.000 You got to hand to the Daily Mail.

00:08:28.000 They get a lot of picks.

00:08:32.000 This should have been in our racism 12-minute montage.

00:08:37.000 Okay, come on, just show us the juice.

00:08:42.000 God, being a cop is...

00:08:44.000 Being a cop was always scary.

00:08:45.000 But in 2021, I don't have adult vipers on.

00:08:50.000 10-6, shots, fire, shots, fired, shots fired.

00:08:54.000 Because you're hindered from protecting yourself.

00:08:56.000 Drop the gun, drop the gun, drop the gun.

00:08:58.000 Look, drop the gun, drop the gun, drop.

00:08:59.000 You gotta say it three times.

00:09:00.000 Go, go, go, go, go!

00:09:02.000 Move in, move in.

00:09:06.000 Is there a nose?

00:09:14.000 Dude, you need such adrenaline control.

00:09:18.000 This is the problem with cops.

00:09:19.000 They lose their fear gland.

00:09:22.000 Whenever I spar with cops, it's like fighting with a statue.

00:09:25.000 They don't care.

00:09:30.000 Good aim.

00:09:34.000 What the fuck?

00:09:35.000 You got him from over there?

00:09:37.000 Nice shooting, dude.

00:09:38.000 Anyway.

00:09:41.000 Speaking of horrific suburban stories, that Cash Cernan story is getting fucking weirder.

00:09:48.000 We will cover this in the mailbag because people who are in the area and familiar with the house have been telling me about it.

00:09:57.000 And the FBI was monitoring the house, even because it's a drug house, but that would mean the DEA should be monitoring it.

00:10:06.000 And some councilman was talking about how the story is much worse than you think.

00:10:11.000 They had twins.

00:10:13.000 I was right, by the way, that woman is a fucking drug addict.

00:10:16.000 So who knows what kind of weird prostitution hellness was going on in there?

00:10:22.000 Oh my God, were they farming out the kids as pedophile prostitutes?

00:10:29.000 I think we're about to find out some more horrific things about it.

00:10:33.000 That was indecence.

00:10:35.000 Not a great place for a joke there, Rygai.

00:10:37.000 Not a great place for a joke.

00:10:38.000 It's too much indecence.

00:10:39.000 And then also, speaking of super scary stuff, this is my daily reminder to remind your kids to stay the fuck away from pills.

00:10:49.000 I think pills were seen as pretty harmless in my day.

00:10:51.000 It was like, oh, we have some housewives.

00:10:55.000 What was it called?

00:10:56.000 Qualudes.

00:10:57.000 Yeah, let's do Qualudes.

00:10:59.000 But now they're lacing pills, making them fake with fentanyl.

00:11:03.000 And fentanyl is so toxic you need a hazmat suit when you go and confiscate it as the police.

00:11:09.000 This much can kill you.

00:11:11.000 Takes about this much cocaine to kill you.

00:11:14.000 This much fentanyl can kill you.

00:11:17.000 And this beautiful young woman got fucked over by some guy who sold her a fake Percocet.

00:11:22.000 There she is, probably a 10, I guess.

00:11:25.000 Incredibly bright future ahead of her.

00:11:28.000 And this piece of shit, where is he?

00:11:30.000 Go down.

00:11:32.000 Just made a fake Percocet with fentanyl because he wanted to make 20 bucks and flushed her life down the toilet.

00:11:39.000 Luckily, he got 20 years.

00:11:42.000 But Jesus H. Christ.

00:11:43.000 Actually, I don't know how much he got.

00:11:45.000 Has he even been sentenced?

00:11:47.000 No, he's 22.

00:11:49.000 But he was arrested for one kind of secondary murder and one kind of...

00:11:52.000 So he can't get away with that, right?

00:11:54.000 I knew that with drug dealers a few years ago that would sell pills.

00:12:00.000 They would never sell oxy because they'd sell other kinds of pills.

00:12:05.000 And this is pre-fentanyl.

00:12:06.000 I'm talking like maybe 20 years ago.

00:12:09.000 Because they were scared of getting arrested for murder if the person OD'd.

00:12:14.000 Yep.

00:12:15.000 Isn't it like even possession is attempted murder or something?

00:12:18.000 Oh, really?

00:12:19.000 I heard that with ecstasy.

00:12:20.000 That might have been some like...

00:12:22.000 I did not sign up for this.

00:12:23.000 When I signed up to be a parent, my fears were drunk driving, heroin, and pregnancy.

00:12:30.000 Now those are like number 32.

00:12:31.000 Those are way down the line.

00:12:32.000 Now we have fucking fentanyl, this screen addiction.

00:12:36.000 You're constantly fighting screens as a parent.

00:12:40.000 And then I guess heroin and then pregnancy.

00:12:43.000 So there's two jumped the cue that I never, if you told me when I was young, when you're a parent, you're constantly fighting against screens.

00:12:51.000 I go, screens?

00:12:52.000 You mean TVs?

00:12:54.000 Today, with my family, it's no screen Tuesdays.

00:12:57.000 Not even the parents can look at screens.

00:13:00.000 No, I have to peek for my job.

00:13:02.000 And it's funny.

00:13:04.000 The youngest boy, he hates me in the mornings because his routine is the iPad.

00:13:09.000 And then he's just a bundle of joy by the end of the day because he's interacting and talking.

00:13:13.000 You get to see your kids.

00:13:15.000 But the two teens, they just hate my guts.

00:13:18.000 They're like, fuck you for this fucking day.

00:13:24.000 Today's book is an interesting book.

00:13:27.000 It's Adam, I mean it's Originals by Adam Grant, How Nonconformists Move the World.

00:13:32.000 Yes, true.

00:13:33.000 It's all my favorite subjects about freaks and thinking outside the box and entrepreneurs with balls.

00:13:39.000 He talks about Warby Parker in it.

00:13:42.000 And then you're like, well, Warby Parker weren't the first to do cheap glasses.

00:13:49.000 And then you're like, well, Cheryl Sandberg is all over this book.

00:13:53.000 She wrote the foreword.

00:13:56.000 And you realize, oh, it's a book about being brave and being, what's the word I'm looking for?

00:14:04.000 A maverick, being a spearhead.

00:14:07.000 But it's written by a liberal.

00:14:10.000 Oh, so he's not really talking about real risk.

00:14:12.000 He's basically talking about when liberal entrepreneurs took big risks and made money.

00:14:20.000 And there's not a lot of free speech in here.

00:14:22.000 So it is an inspiring book.

00:14:25.000 And it is fun to read.

00:14:27.000 But there's definitely a political bent that gets kind of annoying.

00:14:32.000 And if you're as anti-liberal as I am, it might ruin the book for you.

00:14:38.000 But you also, when you're reading it, you realize, oh, this is what liberals think of themselves.

00:14:44.000 They think they're brave.

00:14:46.000 They think they're brave because they want to discuss critical race theory and they see blacks as human beings.

00:14:53.000 And you're like, we all see blacks as human beings.

00:14:55.000 Shit for brains.

00:14:56.000 You're not radical.

00:14:57.000 Jordan Peterson is radical.

00:14:59.000 Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:15:01.000 Now that's an original.

00:15:03.000 Amazing.

00:15:05.000 You're not a real man until you pick cotton.

00:15:07.000 Dude, he did a really good...

00:15:09.000 They roasted women with him and Elijah Schaefer.

00:15:11.000 It was a good app.

00:15:12.000 Oh, yeah?

00:15:13.000 It's pretty intense.

00:15:15.000 Oh, speaking of good, yeah, I'll check that out.

00:15:17.000 Speaking of good apps, this debate looks cool.

00:15:19.000 1-6.

00:15:21.000 I got baseball and boxing tonight.

00:15:24.000 Oh, kids.

00:15:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:15:26.000 We should have live.

00:15:27.000 Actually, should we live tweet debates?

00:15:30.000 Because I'm just going to be interrupting, right?

00:15:33.000 Yeah.

00:15:34.000 It's not really...

00:15:35.000 Debates, by definition, are not looking for commentary.

00:15:39.000 Sports is good.

00:15:40.000 Nature shows want someone talking because animals can't talk.

00:15:44.000 But I don't think...

00:15:45.000 So I want to check that out tonight.

00:15:46.000 I hope it'll be available.

00:15:48.000 Watch live only on Great Debate News.

00:15:50.000 I hope it'll be available somewhere after that.

00:15:54.000 What if we're busy at 6?

00:15:55.000 I think the coolest thing you could do is maybe a bingo drinking game or something that adds to it.

00:16:01.000 Or keep score.

00:16:02.000 Right, keep score.

00:16:03.000 Like Nick won that one.

00:16:04.000 Bing, bing, bing.

00:16:04.000 Or do a live factory.

00:16:05.000 He's a very handsome young man, isn't he?

00:16:07.000 Yeah, he looks like a little anime character in this.

00:16:09.000 Yeah, he definitely looks alive.

00:16:12.000 He looks like an avatar.

00:16:14.000 And then Robert Barnes is like, I used to be handsome too.

00:16:17.000 Then I got old.

00:16:20.000 I used to be intenaciously happy about it.

00:16:22.000 I used to be tenacious.

00:16:24.000 Cello, it's a debase.

00:16:27.000 That's amazing.

00:16:30.000 I'm still more famous than every day.

00:16:35.000 I'm not saying that's a good thing.

00:16:38.000 Like, you have to hide to talk to me.

00:16:40.000 I'm going back up.

00:16:41.000 Hold on a sec.

00:16:43.000 No, don't show that yet.

00:16:48.000 I guess you can show it if we're doing the fast show.

00:16:52.000 So I'm at the gym this morning working out.

00:16:54.000 It's a weights day.

00:16:56.000 And then as I'm going in, I should do some cardio.

00:16:58.000 So as I go to get a skip rope, this guy comes, hey, I'm a big fan.

00:17:00.000 I always watch when you're on Alex Jones.

00:17:02.000 Okay.

00:17:03.000 I don't have a problem with this, by the way.

00:17:05.000 But it's just like, when will it end?

00:17:09.000 And so we talk for a little bit about Alex Jones.

00:17:10.000 I tell the usual stories about how getting punched by him feels like someone is using a battering ram to take your door down.

00:17:16.000 And punching him feels like punching a tree.

00:17:18.000 I'll eat your ass.

00:17:19.000 All those classics.

00:17:21.000 And that he's a great guy to hang out with, which is what everyone expects, right?

00:17:24.000 Everything you expect to be true about Alex Jones is true.

00:17:29.000 And then I don't have enough change for the machine to get a Gatorade because I'm fucking exhausted and dehydrated.

00:17:35.000 So I go down to the deli in my gym clothes and there's some Con Ed guys working.

00:17:39.000 They go, holy shit, Kevin McInnes.

00:17:41.000 And then they're getting pictures for their friends.

00:17:45.000 And I told them about this funny meme I saw.

00:17:48.000 John Joseph Cromag put it up on Instagram where it's like, this is Dan.

00:17:54.000 Dan went $100,000 into debt to get a degree in philosophy.

00:17:59.000 He can't find a philosophy job.

00:18:02.000 And then it's, this is Mark.

00:18:04.000 I think he said there's no philosophy jobs.

00:18:06.000 This is Mark.

00:18:08.000 He is an electrician.

00:18:11.000 He makes $100,000 a year.

00:18:13.000 He just shut off Dan's electricity.

00:18:16.000 There it is, Adam and Chris.

00:18:18.000 I got the names wrong.

00:18:20.000 Isn't that perfect?

00:18:22.000 Can't find a philosophy job.

00:18:25.000 Believes people without college.

00:18:26.000 Disconnected, Adam.

00:18:28.000 I can't tell you how many people have sent in letters saying, thank you for telling me to get a trade.

00:18:33.000 Thank you for making me get married.

00:18:35.000 And I have a baby on the way.

00:18:37.000 I've never been happier.

00:18:39.000 And that never makes it to the media.

00:18:40.000 To the media, it's always like, he started racism.

00:18:43.000 He's the head of the white supremacy movement.

00:18:46.000 Anyway, the Con Ed dudes go, oh, my buddy's a huge fan.

00:18:49.000 He's a subscriber.

00:18:50.000 And he wants to send you this video of Bill Gates with tits.

00:18:54.000 And then he did.

00:18:55.000 I gave him my email address, and I got this shortly after arriving to the studio.

00:19:08.000 Anyone want to help me out here?

00:19:15.000 What's happening?

00:19:17.000 I see some edits.

00:19:18.000 You do?

00:19:19.000 Yeah.

00:19:19.000 Where?

00:19:20.000 Just look at the kind of distortion around the...

00:19:27.000 Especially the belly.

00:19:28.000 Like, the belly actually changes sizes.

00:19:30.000 And then you can see there's some sort of fuzz, and there's too perfect of a line there on the right side.

00:19:36.000 Unfortunately, the other guy's arm.

00:19:38.000 Yeah.

00:19:40.000 Okay, belly.

00:19:41.000 And now, where'd the belly go?

00:19:44.000 You know, kind of like.

00:19:45.000 And there's a little bit of.

00:19:46.000 You see the little bit of the.

00:19:48.000 I don't know.

00:19:48.000 I'm seeing some.

00:19:51.000 Because I remember seeing the footage of him wearing that shirt.

00:19:54.000 And I remember thinking as man boobs.

00:19:57.000 So they're just exaggerating it.

00:19:58.000 Look at the guy's arm.

00:19:59.000 Okay, arm regular.

00:20:01.000 Blue shirt guy.

00:20:02.000 Okay.

00:20:02.000 Arm regular.

00:20:03.000 Arm regular.

00:20:05.000 Starts warping.

00:20:06.000 See that?

00:20:07.000 Oh.

00:20:10.000 That's fake.

00:20:11.000 Fake tits.

00:20:12.000 He's got fake tits.

00:20:17.000 Today's paper, Hollywood's Hottest Look, which is just basically wearing almost nothing and hates New Low, Holocaust survivor, Holocaust survivor 97, harassed on TikTok.

00:20:27.000 And then we have a bunch of slutty celebrities wearing almost nothing.

00:20:31.000 And I mean, I shouldn't really show you the paper, right?

00:20:34.000 I should just, if I like the article, it should be included in the notes.

00:20:38.000 But they're saying, peace be upon Hitler, happy Holocaust.

00:20:41.000 If she thinks the treatment of Palestinians reminds her, reminds her me the treatment she got in the camp.

00:20:48.000 So these are all English ESL people.

00:20:51.000 And they're clearly Arabs and Muslims.

00:20:55.000 But the picture that they use for it is some guy with a swastika on his computer because they want it to be white Nazis.

00:21:07.000 That's the narrative.

00:21:08.000 And it's clearly Nation of Islam, black Hebrew Israelites, and probably 90% Palestinians, Arabs.

00:21:19.000 Anyway, whatever.

00:21:20.000 It's a good particular issue of the paper.

00:21:23.000 You know what?

00:21:23.000 I'm never doing that again.

00:21:25.000 From now on, I'm just going to show you the cover.

00:21:27.000 And if there's anything inside that tickled my fancy, it'll be in the notes and we'll look at it in depth.

00:21:31.000 It's stupid to flip through a fucking newspaper.

00:21:33.000 I tried that as a show once.

00:21:34.000 It sucked.

00:21:35.000 And Tommy Robinson tried it as a show.

00:21:37.000 And it sucked.

00:21:41.000 Here's an amazing example of fake news, stupid bullshit.

00:21:44.000 January 6th was worse than 9-11.

00:21:49.000 Wow.

00:21:51.000 What?

00:21:51.000 Wow.

00:21:52.000 Click on that one.

00:21:55.000 Trump Apology Corps in full apology mode.

00:21:59.000 So she's talking about Byron York, who says, on George Will's desire to see January 6th burned into the American mind as firmly as 9-11 because it was that scale of a shock to the system.

00:22:08.000 No, it wasn't.

00:22:10.000 There's simply no comparison in scale or motivation between the two.

00:22:15.000 Yeah, it was the great meandering.

00:22:18.000 There was about five or six guys who smashed a window.

00:22:22.000 The rest of the people stayed within the ropes, wandered around inside, went pee in the restroom, sat around on chairs, posed for photos.

00:22:33.000 When compared to even the invasion of political buildings, like forget the riots and the burning, but police stations and Capitol buildings across the country have been invaded by leftists who are much more violent and aggressive.

00:22:46.000 And those police, they were screaming at police, attacking police.

00:22:49.000 In the Capitol building, the police were talking to them, saying, guys, when you're here, take it easy.

00:22:52.000 And they said, okay, we'll take it easy, dude.

00:22:58.000 Look at that.

00:23:01.000 And who got shot?

00:23:02.000 No cops were killed on January 6th.

00:23:04.000 That's a myth.

00:23:05.000 The only person who was shot was Ashley Babbitt.

00:23:09.000 And AOC was not there.

00:23:12.000 Yes, I realize she says she's suffering from PTSD, but she wasn't fucking there.

00:23:17.000 Look at this.

00:23:18.000 Taking pictures.

00:23:22.000 Those are boring pictures, dude.

00:23:27.000 They're singing.

00:23:32.000 Why do you think you have so many good pictures if it was a riot?

00:23:36.000 They're behind enemy lines right now.

00:23:38.000 They're in the al-Qaeda training camp.

00:23:40.000 Okay, so go back to the tweet.

00:23:47.000 The 9-11 terrorists and Osama bin Laden never threatened the heart of the American experiment.

00:23:56.000 What about the World Trade Center?

00:23:59.000 Can you get more central to the American experiment than that?

00:24:04.000 The 1-6 terrorists, same terminology, and Donald Trump absolutely did exactly that.

00:24:09.000 Trump continues that effort today.

00:24:12.000 Like, that is next level crazy.

00:24:15.000 I remember even in my punk days when we would stay at punk houses, there'd be that one super radical, and none of us liked him.

00:24:23.000 We're like, you're a fucking communist.

00:24:25.000 And he's like, no, I'm much more than a communist.

00:24:27.000 I'm an anti-fascist fascist.

00:24:31.000 And they would say shit like this.

00:24:32.000 These are the guys that were like vegans and they wouldn't wear chucks or any normal shoes because they used glue and glue is dead horses and that's an animal.

00:24:40.000 So they would have these like weird heat-sealed shoes that I don't know where they fucking got them from.

00:24:46.000 And now that's mainstream.

00:24:48.000 Go back to her.

00:24:49.000 So you go, who is this radical weird punk chick with like facial tattoos?

00:24:53.000 It's the White House correspondent at HuffPost.

00:24:58.000 Author of The Useful Idiot.

00:25:01.000 Wow.

00:25:04.000 And she focuses on January 6th.

00:25:07.000 Just like our buddy yesterday, Will Carlos.

00:25:12.000 All right.

00:25:14.000 When should we do our racism experiment?

00:25:16.000 Should we try it now?

00:25:17.000 Let's try it now.

00:25:19.000 Okay, you ready?

00:25:20.000 Let's do the bumper, right?

00:25:22.000 Yeah.

00:25:23.000 All right.

00:25:24.000 It's going to be exciting, guys.

00:25:26.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:25:31.000 I was racist, guys.

00:25:34.000 All right.

00:25:35.000 So this subject's getting a little tedious for everyone.

00:25:37.000 We cover it every day.

00:25:39.000 I don't want to be tedious.

00:25:40.000 That's my goal with this show, is to always be interesting.

00:25:43.000 But I got to get these stories out of the way.

00:25:45.000 So we are giving ourselves 12 minutes.

00:25:49.000 Oh, how much over?

00:25:50.000 Let's do 12 minutes and five seconds.

00:25:53.000 Exactly.

00:25:54.000 We will cover all of this.

00:25:57.000 We got a page of stories that usually would take an hour.

00:26:01.000 Now we're just going to crank it out in 12 minutes and five seconds.

00:26:04.000 Are you ready?

00:26:08.000 And go.

00:26:10.000 So the BLM chick in London, in England, she got shot.

00:26:14.000 But everyone wanted to be about activism.

00:26:16.000 They're actually denying the police report.

00:26:17.000 And the police reports have said it was four gangsters that shot you.

00:26:20.000 You were at a house party.

00:26:20.000 They thought you had money.

00:26:21.000 They came in there to rob you and they shot you.

00:26:22.000 And I think it's the only time that someone being shot in the head is actually funny.

00:26:26.000 And what are they talking about with slavery in Britain?

00:26:28.000 Slavery was white people.

00:26:31.000 The serfs and all the slave rebellions in Britain were white people.

00:26:35.000 They may have had slaves in other colonies and stuff.

00:26:37.000 That's a different ball of wax.

00:26:39.000 That's for India to get mad at and all the other countries to get mad at.

00:26:42.000 But as far as England goes, what the fuck are they talking about?

00:26:44.000 Blacks have always been worshipped there.

00:26:46.000 They always love black.

00:26:48.000 The coolest thing you could be in the 70s after the Jamaicans came over was blacks.

00:26:52.000 So shut the fuck up, bitch.

00:26:53.000 And I remember Tommy Robinson saying that, you know, he never got more shit than when he started to fuck with Black Lives Matter.

00:26:58.000 Anyway, so we got that right.

00:26:59.000 She's been shot in the head.

00:27:01.000 It was black people.

00:27:02.000 Here's an interesting clip.

00:27:03.000 So we hear a lot about critical race theory and we wonder what's it actually like?

00:27:06.000 Like what do they teach in schools?

00:27:09.000 And someone put up something recently where they showed what it does.

00:27:12.000 For those of you who are wondering what critical race theory looks like in public schools, here's an assignment.

00:27:16.000 Why I'm a racist.

00:27:17.000 Click on that.

00:27:17.000 Let's see that quickly.

00:27:18.000 Come on.

00:27:18.000 Come on, come on, come on.

00:27:20.000 You got to zoom in.

00:27:22.000 What the fuck?

00:27:23.000 I'm a white American male.

00:27:24.000 I'm married to a beautiful blonde hair, green-eyed woman.

00:27:26.000 I have two amazing blonde-haired blowers.

00:27:28.000 I grew up in New Jersey.

00:27:30.000 While I've not always had much, I've always had the benefit of the doubt.

00:27:33.000 Why does Cook begin the article this way?

00:27:35.000 Well, because he's a self-deprecating ethnomasochist cunt.

00:27:41.000 I lived a life marked by opportunity and forgiveness.

00:27:45.000 Anyway, so what else?

00:27:46.000 Wait, let me see more of that.

00:27:48.000 I was raised to treat everyone equally, regardless of race, blah, blah, blah.

00:27:50.000 But even the upbringing exposure I was blessed with, I'm probably still a racist.

00:27:55.000 So some guy just talks about how much he sucks and how evil he is.

00:27:59.000 And then the assignment, this lazy ass assignment, is just someone saying, what is he saying there?

00:28:05.000 Why did he start that this way?

00:28:07.000 Basically just repeating what he's saying.

00:28:11.000 And then I will be given the benefit of the doubt.

00:28:13.000 I live my life benefiting from other people's glass walls.

00:28:16.000 This is simply not true for people of color.

00:28:17.000 They are forced to confront it every single day.

00:28:19.000 Perhaps not in an overtly bigoted and hateful way, although I'm sure that happens too, but in the deficit of the doubt, really.

00:28:24.000 Because my experience these past few years have been white people not getting the benefit of the doubt.

00:28:29.000 Like, remember Clark Kemp, who got caught with a gun charge, Proud Boy, and they threw the book at him because they didn't want to look like they were being too nice to white people.

00:28:39.000 And then, of course, we have Max and John doing four years for fighting Antifa.

00:28:43.000 So go fuck yourself, pitches.

00:28:44.000 And I've been talking to a lot of parents, and not necessarily all right-wing parents, but a lot of them are saying, if they fucking start doing that with my kids, I'm out of there.

00:28:52.000 We're out of the school.

00:28:53.000 Like, they're really pushing it in suburban New York schools, and it is fucking radical.

00:28:57.000 Anyway, next, Lori Lightfoot.

00:28:59.000 We should have covered this a long time ago.

00:29:00.000 She should be fired for this, but she's saying that she's only talking to white reporters.

00:29:03.000 Now, I didn't know this, but she's a dyke.

00:29:06.000 Am I stupid?

00:29:07.000 Did everyone know that?

00:29:08.000 You knew that?

00:29:10.000 That funny little Betelgeuse, funny little, she's kind of like both Betelgeuces.

00:29:15.000 She's like the Betelgeuse in the movie, and she's like the black guy Betelgeuse.

00:29:19.000 She looks like a ghost, and she was pretty attractive.

00:29:22.000 Not attractive.

00:29:23.000 I wouldn't have fucked her for a million dollars, but she was okay looking back before she became mayor.

00:29:29.000 Now she looks like a funny little possum, a weird little night rat.

00:29:33.000 Doesn't she look like a weird rodent from the night?

00:29:36.000 But anyway, at 17, she goes home to her white wife.

00:29:41.000 Now, this isn't the Solo's case.

00:29:42.000 Don Lamont is the same way.

00:29:43.000 He shits on white men all day and then goes home and has his ass eaten by one.

00:29:49.000 But Lori Lightfoot's a funny little frog midget, but her girlfriend is, her wife, sorry, is a hulking basketball giant.

00:30:01.000 Oh, their sex life.

00:30:03.000 Weird.

00:30:05.000 She just crawls around her like a little chocolate mouse.

00:30:09.000 Gets in all our nooks and crannies.

00:30:11.000 What a couple of freaks, huh?

00:30:14.000 Anyway, that's Poppy Should Be Fired.

00:30:17.000 This was kind of a cool.

00:30:18.000 Some guy taking down the George Floyd exhibit.

00:30:19.000 We got to show that quickly.

00:30:20.000 He's had enough of this bullshit.

00:30:22.000 He gets over there, runs over, starts knocking shit down.

00:30:26.000 Fuck this shit.

00:30:26.000 Okay, we got it.

00:30:29.000 This was kind of cool.

00:30:30.000 You know, you always hope that you have these kind of balls.

00:30:33.000 Some black guy's attacking a white woman on the train.

00:30:36.000 See, it's not all Asians, folks.

00:30:38.000 Crime is up.

00:30:40.000 And he just, he's a mad lad.

00:30:42.000 He looks like a pussy, pink shirt on, and he goes and fucking kicks the guy's ass.

00:30:47.000 Totally risks his life.

00:30:49.000 100% risking his life to protect this woman.

00:30:54.000 Well, you just show us the clip.

00:30:55.000 Not you, but News at 6.

00:30:57.000 So that's the teaser, I guess.

00:30:58.000 I wanted to see the whole thing.

00:31:01.000 Takes him down.

00:31:03.000 Like, what if the guy with the knife gets up for a second and starts going into your chest?

00:31:07.000 He's obviously a fucking lunatic.

00:31:10.000 But look at you.

00:31:10.000 He knocks him down.

00:31:11.000 He comes at him again.

00:31:13.000 Let me hear him.

00:31:15.000 Jumped on his back, and that took us down to the platform surface.

00:31:20.000 I'm trying desperately to keep him down, face down, because I know that if he gets up or if he can turn on me and he has that knife, now I'm a potential man.

00:31:32.000 47 years old.

00:31:33.000 That kid is 18 at the peak of his athletic abilities.

00:31:38.000 The thing about that guy is, oh shit, I'm being slow.

00:31:40.000 We're running out of time here.

00:31:42.000 The thing about that guy is if he hadn't done anything, it would rot in his soul for the rest of his life.

00:31:49.000 And now he's going to be like 80, and he'll just be like, remember that time I saved that woman's life from a psychotic stabber?

00:31:55.000 I rock.

00:31:57.000 This was fucking hilarious.

00:31:59.000 Some local teens gave two black teens an award for being black teens.

00:32:06.000 That's it.

00:32:07.000 Doesn't that just sum it up?

00:32:08.000 Look at their faces.

00:32:10.000 He's like, what the fuck am I doing here?

00:32:12.000 She goes, how long do I have to stand here?

00:32:14.000 And they are both ecstatic.

00:32:16.000 Look at the white woman.

00:32:17.000 Her eyes and her mouth are frowning.

00:32:20.000 Yeah, she's going, is this.

00:32:22.000 And she's just like, I fucking did it.

00:32:24.000 Doesn't that sum up the left perfectly?

00:32:26.000 Like that kid the other day Who was trying to get the luggage down?

00:32:34.000 We already showed this map.

00:32:35.000 Waste of time.

00:32:37.000 Good news.

00:32:38.000 No, I'll give you some good news about race.

00:32:40.000 1619 project, the ridiculous project about how America is founded on slavery.

00:32:46.000 It's founded on racism, blah, blah.

00:32:48.000 She even goes on to say that the reason that America had the America, not the Civil War, the American Revolutionary War was because Britain was abolishing slavery and they didn't want to abolish slavery, which is just totally factually untrue.

00:33:06.000 It's a ridiculous thing to say.

00:33:07.000 But she said it.

00:33:08.000 So she's been debunked.

00:33:09.000 The 1619 project is a fucking joke.

00:33:12.000 If you were a high school teacher, you'd give it a D. Yet, this is a fucking professor who's pushing this, and so is the Times magazine.

00:33:21.000 So she's been denied tenure, which, you know, that takes some balls in this day and age, if you're working at a university, to go against the grain.

00:33:30.000 Also going against the grain, we have 4-2.

00:33:33.000 What's this again now?

00:33:34.000 More good news?

00:33:36.000 I'm still marveling at the defense of Nicole Hannah Jones over this tenure stuff.

00:33:39.000 A core tenant of journalists should be, don't make stuff up.

00:33:42.000 And yet every historian actually trained on the topic she writes about said that's exactly what she did.

00:33:46.000 Holy shit, we're going way too slow.

00:33:47.000 We got to speed up.

00:33:48.000 We got to speed up.

00:33:49.000 This shows hope 4-3.

00:33:50.000 He's on expo for making a dumb joke.

00:33:52.000 Good.

00:33:52.000 Now do white kids?

00:33:53.000 Oh, yeah.

00:33:53.000 So this guy was in a classroom and he said, what's this nigga doing in my class?

00:33:55.000 He should be picking cotton.

00:33:56.000 Why isn't he in chains?

00:33:57.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:33:58.000 The ACLU backed him.

00:33:59.000 And I think what's happening is the ACLU is saying, we're seeing that there's a lot of anti-Semitism coming from the left.

00:34:03.000 We may have backed the wrong team.

00:34:04.000 Now, of course, he's a black guy.

00:34:06.000 So they're not going to criticize a black guy for saying the N-word.

00:34:09.000 But it's a start.

00:34:10.000 It's a start.

00:34:12.000 Now let's look at some bad news.

00:34:14.000 Chelsea Handler, 4-4.

00:34:16.000 Holy shit.

00:34:16.000 We are running out of time, folks.

00:34:18.000 This is tense.

00:34:19.000 I wish this thing wouldn't go to...

00:34:21.000 What is she saying now?

00:34:22.000 Oh, this is ridiculous.

00:34:23.000 Oh, this might swallow up all our time.

00:34:25.000 Is that a bad thing, or is that a good thing?

00:34:27.000 Sometimes I think the bad things are portrayed more than the good things.

00:34:30.000 What were some of the good things you feel like are you?

00:34:31.000 People were taking care of.

00:34:33.000 Would you take a tractor that you just brought brand new and tear it up?

00:34:37.000 Misuse it?

00:34:38.000 No, you're going to take care of it because you just spent a pile of money on that.

00:34:42.000 Those people produce their crops, work their fields, so you're not going to mistreat something like that.

00:34:49.000 Interesting.

00:34:51.000 What do you think Hollywood has gotten wrong, the way the South has depicted?

00:34:55.000 He's obviously not very sophisticated, and he's kind of scrambling this in a way.

00:34:58.000 He should be aware of how ridiculous that sounds to defend slavery.

00:35:00.000 So you should quantify with something like, I'm not defending slavery, but this notion that they were constantly getting raped and constantly getting beaten, these people had pitchforks in their hand.

00:35:09.000 Like, you're going to get stabbed.

00:35:10.000 You rape someone's sister and he's standing there with a pitchfork, you're a dead man.

00:35:13.000 And this, I got in run, Roll Jordan Roll, which I think is here.

00:35:18.000 No, maybe not.

00:35:19.000 Where they said, yes, there was obviously abhorrent behavior, but and no one's defending slavery.

00:35:24.000 But this notion that there was just constant abuse and whipping and violence is fake.

00:35:29.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:35:31.000 Anyway, go ahead.

00:35:32.000 Regarding slavery.

00:35:33.000 I would think one would be the beating of people.

00:35:37.000 There may have been one that would do that to their slave just because they're a mean, bad person.

00:35:41.000 But the majority of them would not do that.

00:35:44.000 They were like big mama, you know, we just love it.

00:35:46.000 They were just all a big family.

00:35:48.000 How do you know that to be true?

00:35:50.000 Because I have family heritage and I've been told the story since I was a little girl from people whose grandparents.

00:35:55.000 There's books on it, Chelsea.

00:35:56.000 You talk about reading books all the time, but you read these liberal garbage books that just repeat what you believe and talk about how evil Americans are.

00:36:05.000 Okay, we're almost done here.

00:36:06.000 Math is racist?

00:36:08.000 Show the clip, show the clip.

00:36:10.000 According to a Wall Street Journal op-ed, the state's newly proposed curriculum recommends schools use the documents to teach kids titled, A Pathway to Equitable Math Instruction, Dismantling Racism in Mathematics Instruction.

00:36:25.000 If ratified, the controversial curriculum would bring social justice to math classes across California's K through 12 public education.

00:36:33.000 Here to React, former professor Dr. Carol Kwain.

00:36:37.000 Doctor, thank you so much for joining the program.

00:36:40.000 We're over 10 minutes.

00:36:40.000 We've heard these theories before that black kids, brown kids, and communities, they can't learn.

00:36:47.000 The standards need to be changed.

00:36:49.000 We know that's false because the charter schools capital, Prep Can Academy, took those same schools out of those poor neighborhoods, turned them to A students.

00:36:56.000 They all got free rides to college.

00:36:59.000 So what is the goal of this program?

00:37:04.000 Well, I can tell you the goal of the program is to push critical race theory under the guise of mathematics.

00:37:12.000 And if you look at that Oakland school district, the students have a 27% proficiency rate in math.

00:37:20.000 It's 90% minority.

00:37:23.000 What will happen if this is implemented, that proficiency rate will drop even lower.

00:37:30.000 It will destroy opportunities for minority students.

00:37:34.000 It's not about being equitable.

00:37:37.000 It's about destroying equal opportunity.

00:37:40.000 These children will not have an opportunity to be successful in the world.

00:37:46.000 This is what I've always said.

00:37:48.000 I've always screamed it.

00:37:48.000 I said, math is a math.

00:37:50.000 School is a waste of time.

00:37:52.000 5% of the people who are educated should be educated.

00:37:55.000 Stop it with this education.

00:37:56.000 At the age of 13, you do your O-levels.

00:37:59.000 If you're not part of the top 5%, that's 95% of people.

00:38:04.000 Don't go to college.

00:38:05.000 They go get a trade.

00:38:06.000 They go make money.

00:38:07.000 Like the Con Ed guys I was talking to this morning.

00:38:10.000 The rest can go on to secondary education.

00:38:12.000 Let's get some trades, folks.

00:38:14.000 And we're done.

00:38:15.000 We did it.

00:38:16.000 We did it perfectly.

00:38:17.000 Did you notice that?

00:38:18.000 Exactly.

00:38:20.000 That was amazing.

00:38:21.000 Well, did you test run it, I'm guessing?

00:38:23.000 At home, you ran through.

00:38:24.000 I don't want to give away any secrets.

00:38:27.000 The fun.

00:38:28.000 I don't want to peel back the curtain.

00:38:30.000 Here's one problem with all that.

00:38:31.000 We rushed it out.

00:38:33.000 I'm totally satisfied with every story we covered, except for the last one with that math in school.

00:38:40.000 I was rushing to make it 12.5.

00:38:42.000 We didn't really give the story credit.

00:38:44.000 So basically, charter schools are threatening public schools, which is threatening the Marxist communist system.

00:38:51.000 Especially true in New York, especially in Harlem with black kids.

00:38:55.000 So instead of the state recognizing that charter schools Work, they are going to cheat and change what's going on with public schools.

00:39:07.000 That's how they compete.

00:39:09.000 In other words, they don't fucking care about black kids.

00:39:13.000 All they care about is power and not losing power over these kids.

00:39:17.000 If that means torture, fine, let's torture them to death.

00:39:20.000 But I don't want them over there with charter schools because I don't get the money.

00:39:24.000 But that's the only way they get educated.

00:39:26.000 And they're doing great at it because you suck.

00:39:29.000 No, fuck you.

00:39:30.000 Okay.

00:39:33.000 So what they're doing is saying, from now on, if you tell a black kid that he's wrong in math, that's racist and you can't be racist.

00:39:40.000 So he has to get a yes no matter what he does.

00:39:42.000 That's going to get the math scores up and then they won't look so bad compared to charter schools.

00:39:47.000 I think both those two did a bad job of articulating that in the segment and we also cut it too short.

00:39:53.000 But otherwise, that's a great way to get a bunch of racism out of the way.

00:39:57.000 All right, let's jump over to feminism.

00:40:24.000 That is just the weirdest that guy's sense of design.

00:40:29.000 I like the song.

00:40:30.000 I really like the lyrics.

00:40:32.000 But that hodgepodge animation is just so bizarre.

00:40:36.000 We've got a bunch of feminism ones.

00:40:39.000 Dude, we have so many COVID stories.

00:40:40.000 I think we should do a speed read of COVID, too.

00:40:45.000 Feminism.

00:40:46.000 What do you think of that idea?

00:40:47.000 Sure.

00:40:48.000 Yeah, let's do that because we have some great letters.

00:40:51.000 Okay, so we did, this is going to be normal.

00:40:53.000 Free speech is going to be normal.

00:40:54.000 We only have one story.

00:40:56.000 And then COVID, we're going to do the exact same thing.

00:41:01.000 Fast.

00:41:02.000 But I'll have to guess the time because I think it'll be longer than 12 minutes and 5 seconds.

00:41:08.000 All right, look at this thing.

00:41:09.000 This is bizarre.

00:41:10.000 This is feminism modern day, which is just the opposite of Martin Luther King.

00:41:14.000 It's all about judging people by their character.

00:41:16.000 It used to be about giving qualified women a chance in a male-dominated world.

00:41:21.000 Now it's not including men and singling out females.

00:41:26.000 Just like Lori Lightfoot said, I'm only going to interview with black or people of color.

00:41:33.000 So now, in the name of equality, you're outlawing whites.

00:41:36.000 And in feminism, you have to outlaw men.

00:41:39.000 Look at this bizarre thing Angeline Jolie is doing.

00:41:43.000 She's long been involved in the UNHCR.

00:41:46.000 I don't know what the fuck that is, United Nations human rights bullshit, women shit, as a special envoy, which means nothing.

00:41:55.000 And now she's also working with UNESCO and Gerlian on a woman for bees initiative that will ultimately build 2,500 beehives and restock 125 million bees by 2025.

00:42:10.000 Sounds good.

00:42:11.000 As I learned from Jerry Seinfeld's cartoon, we need bees.

00:42:14.000 Bees are important.

00:42:15.000 I have a friend that's a beekeeper.

00:42:17.000 Seems like a noble profession.

00:42:19.000 Good.

00:42:20.000 I'm with you.

00:42:21.000 I don't know where the money's coming from, but I'm with you so far.

00:42:24.000 While training and supporting 50 women beekeepers, what?

00:42:29.000 I've never met a woman beekeeper.

00:42:30.000 I've never heard of one.

00:42:31.000 I've never seen one.

00:42:32.000 It hurts.

00:42:33.000 You do get stung inevitably every single time.

00:42:37.000 And women are pretty good with pain, but certain types of pain.

00:42:42.000 Not bee stings.

00:42:46.000 To promote the initiative for World B Day, in collaboration with Nat Geo, Angelina wanted to do a portrait covered in bees.

00:42:52.000 I'm a beekeeper.

00:42:53.000 I bet you're a man.

00:42:55.000 Get rid of me for a second.

00:42:58.000 And when I was given the assignment to work with Angelina, my main concern was safety.

00:43:03.000 Shooting during the pandemic with a full crew and live bees made the execution complex.

00:43:07.000 And I knew the only way to...

00:43:11.000 Where are we here?

00:43:12.000 The only way to ensure we achieve the desired effect for the photo was to use the same technique that Richard Avadon used 40 years ago to create his iconic beekeeper portrait.

00:43:22.000 Oh, another man.

00:43:25.000 I hired my friend Conrad Buffart.

00:43:27.000 Oh, a third man, a master beekeeper to help.

00:43:29.000 He contacted the entomologist who formulated a special pheromone known as Queen Mandibular Pheromone for QMP, for Avadon, and worked with him to capture the image of beekeeper Ronald Fisher.

00:43:42.000 Another man, which appeared in his book, The American West.

00:43:46.000 The entomologist offered to let us use the actual pheromone from the Avadon chute.

00:43:50.000 We used Italian bees, kept calm throughout our chute by Conrad.

00:43:53.000 Everyone on set, except Angelina, had to be in a protective suit.

00:43:56.000 It had to be quiet and fairly dark to keep the bees calm.

00:43:58.000 I applied the pheromone in the places on her body where I wanted the bees to congregate.

00:44:01.000 The bees are attracted to the pheromone, but it also encourages them not to swarm.

00:44:04.000 Wouldn't it be funny if they just fucking started attacking her?

00:44:07.000 We also placed a large number of bees up her twat.

00:44:10.000 What?

00:44:12.000 Angelina stood perfectly still, covered in bees for 18 minutes.

00:44:15.000 They did sting some of her labia.

00:44:17.000 She was swollen, but they looked good.

00:44:18.000 It looked like she just had her quote-unquote lips done.

00:44:21.000 She got Betox on her beets.

00:44:25.000 I fucked her after, and it was like fucking a baby.

00:44:28.000 Fantastic.

00:44:29.000 I think this shoot was also an awe-inspiring event for creating this portrait exactly for you.

00:44:34.000 So keep going down there.

00:44:37.000 So who is this?

00:44:41.000 This bitch?

00:44:41.000 No, no.

00:44:42.000 Go to the top.

00:44:43.000 Oh, photo video by Dan.

00:44:45.000 So it's like 80 guys all involved and pushing female beekeepers.

00:44:51.000 Like, why?

00:44:52.000 I don't understand this.

00:44:54.000 Isn't this a perfect example of the flaws with feminism?

00:44:58.000 Like, how are you better with more female beekeepers?

00:45:04.000 And it's always cool things, right?

00:45:06.000 Yeah, and hold on.

00:45:07.000 I want more women in sanitation.

00:45:09.000 Don't guys do a bunch of cool, impressive shit to, like, get movies done and then just not even talk about it?

00:45:15.000 But then all this is just putting some pheromone ass shit all over.

00:45:19.000 And they're so proud of that process.

00:45:20.000 But it's all men.

00:45:21.000 The dudes had to do.

00:45:22.000 Yeah, they had this stupid idea.

00:45:24.000 I want more women at Rotorooter.

00:45:27.000 I want more women in the sewers Cleaning out the rat kings.

00:45:32.000 Right.

00:45:33.000 Yes, we blasted a hole.

00:45:34.000 We invented a big drill to get down there in the sewer system.

00:45:38.000 So pretentious.

00:45:39.000 Oh my God, even her fucking tattoos are annoying.

00:45:42.000 Oh, this was interesting.

00:45:44.000 So, 60 Minutes dared to step one pube out of the box and interview someone who went from a woman to a man to a woman.

00:45:55.000 That's anti-trans.

00:45:57.000 To give that person a voice, it's a woman, so I guess this is feminist, to give that person a voice is evil.

00:46:08.000 So trans activists online are outrageous at 60 Minutes for talking to de-transitioners.

00:46:15.000 Leslie Stahl interviewed a woman named Grace Ladinsky who underwent hormone replacement therapy and surgery, including the removal of her breaths.

00:46:23.000 Her attempt to transition to a man was fueled, in her own words, by her desire to live an easier life.

00:46:30.000 Let's see if there's a video of that.

00:46:42.000 It's called detransgender.

00:46:44.000 I just hope you didn't cut your dick off.

00:46:46.000 In her early 20s, Grace Ladinsky-Smith was seriously depressed and developed gender dysphoria.

00:46:53.000 She began searching for answers in transgender communities on the internet.

00:46:58.000 And when I saw them being so happy and excited about doing this wonderful transformative process to really like become their true selves, I was like, have I considered that this could be my situation too?

00:47:10.000 How about meditation or yoga?

00:47:12.000 She has no tits.

00:47:13.000 Literally, she had her tits cut off.

00:47:15.000 Sheesh.

00:47:16.000 At least, like, let's talk to someone who cut their dick off.

00:47:19.000 Yeah, let's talk about it.

00:47:19.000 Talk about regret.

00:47:20.000 But this was brought up on the Federalist a long time ago by that guy, I forget his name, who's sort of the authority on this.

00:47:28.000 And he's been saying this for at least 10 years, where he goes, you have all these problems in your life.

00:47:34.000 You feel depressed.

00:47:35.000 And you go, well, it must be this dick.

00:47:37.000 I must be a woman.

00:47:39.000 And as soon as I cut this off and make my vagina, I'll be Angelina Jolie, covered in bees, and I'll just be changing the world and all my problems will melt away.

00:47:48.000 So they do it.

00:47:49.000 They get the tits, and then their problems are like, hey, dude, what's up?

00:47:54.000 What are you doing here?

00:47:56.000 I'm your bipolar, and I'm your schizophrenia, and I'm your general malaise with the world.

00:48:01.000 Why?

00:48:02.000 What's going on?

00:48:02.000 I cut my dick off to get rid of you.

00:48:04.000 Well, I'm not going anywhere.

00:48:07.000 What do you want me to do?

00:48:08.000 All that stuff's not located in your dick.

00:48:11.000 Walt!

00:48:11.000 His name's Walt.

00:48:13.000 Something.

00:48:14.000 Look at Walt.

00:48:15.000 It is the Federalist, isn't it?

00:48:16.000 Get off my tits.

00:48:19.000 What are the names there?

00:48:22.000 Walt, Trans.

00:48:24.000 Anyway, who cares?

00:48:25.000 This is the fast show.

00:48:28.000 So, yeah, so she cut her tits off, just like Elliot Page.

00:48:34.000 And she regrets it.

00:48:36.000 And Elliot Page, by the way, who has a vagina, this is 2-1.

00:48:41.000 You look like a chick who cut her tits off and did a lot of sit-ups.

00:48:46.000 Like, how freaked out would you be if that was your buddy?

00:48:50.000 Look at those abs, too.

00:48:52.000 Those don't look right.

00:48:53.000 Those look like a weird x-ray of a moth.

00:48:56.000 Yeah, yeah, like some sort of thorax.

00:48:59.000 Those are, yeah, that's different.

00:49:00.000 That's like a bee's ass.

00:49:03.000 What is that?

00:49:06.000 This is like the bone structure of a wasp or a fly's dick.

00:49:11.000 You ever see a fly's penis?

00:49:12.000 It's bizarre.

00:49:13.000 Yes.

00:49:13.000 But zoom out.

00:49:14.000 Zoom out.

00:49:15.000 So you go to your friend's house upstate, right?

00:49:17.000 You're in Port Jervis, and someone's got a big pool in the backyard.

00:49:21.000 They're rich.

00:49:21.000 I don't know what the fuck they're doing in Port Jervis, but they own the local car dealership.

00:49:25.000 And you go there, and you're like, oh, hey, I brought some beer.

00:49:29.000 Oh, cool, but there's a cooler over there.

00:49:30.000 We already have plenty of beer, though.

00:49:31.000 You shouldn't have done that.

00:49:32.000 Anyway, this is my buddy Mark.

00:49:34.000 He's a big fan.

00:49:36.000 And you go, hi, Mark.

00:49:39.000 Can you not go near my kids, please?

00:49:41.000 Like, think about it.

00:49:43.000 You'd be so sketched out by his weird arms.

00:49:47.000 That's a mistake.

00:49:48.000 I would say, was Mark a woman recently?

00:49:51.000 Yeah.

00:49:51.000 Because he doesn't look like a Mark to me.

00:49:55.000 Hey, Mark.

00:49:55.000 Hey, Elliot Page.

00:49:57.000 How do you feel about transmissions?

00:49:58.000 Do you feel like you can fix them or should you farm it out to someone else?

00:50:02.000 Oh, transitions?

00:50:02.000 Oh, I...

00:50:03.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:50:04.000 Transmissions.

00:50:05.000 Oh, I don't know.

00:50:07.000 What do you think of Mopars?

00:50:08.000 I mean, they're pretty lo-fi on the inside, right?

00:50:11.000 Like, the air conditioning is probably not that good.

00:50:13.000 So it's kind of the thing that you'd buy and then you'd be driving on a hot day and go, what the fuck have I done?

00:50:19.000 I'd rather get like a 1980s Merc or a Jaguar or something.

00:50:22.000 What do you think?

00:50:23.000 What do you think of cars?

00:50:25.000 What do you think of the show?

00:50:26.000 Can I watch Graveyard Cars with you?

00:50:28.000 Disney's cars?

00:50:29.000 How about if I fart and I don't say safety, you can punch me and if you fart or burp.

00:50:34.000 No, if both of us fart or burp and don't say safety, we get to punch each other in the arm as hard as we can.

00:50:38.000 Okay?

00:50:39.000 Yeah, you want to roll?

00:50:41.000 Let's roll.

00:50:42.000 Let's far.

00:50:42.000 That's the other thing, like punching guys in the arm for farting and not saying safety.

00:50:46.000 You could feel your fist shatter that bird bone of an arm.

00:50:50.000 It would just go through.

00:50:51.000 It would just be like broken like that MMA fighter who kicked the guy's leg and his shin wrapped around.

00:50:57.000 She'd be talking about it three days later, too.

00:51:00.000 Oh my God, the bruise.

00:51:01.000 It would look like she had a tattoo of Black Australia.

00:51:08.000 Like, you're not a chick.

00:51:10.000 Does she think that she looks like a dude in that?

00:51:15.000 You want to know what a man is?

00:51:17.000 This is a man.

00:51:18.000 Look at 2-3.

00:51:19.000 This guy was a major football player in Nashville, Tennessee.

00:51:23.000 I don't know about football, but he was at a hockey game and people recognized him.

00:51:27.000 This is Elliot Page.

00:51:28.000 This is what she's going for.

00:51:30.000 Turn it up.

00:51:32.000 Let's see him there.

00:51:33.000 Amazing.

00:51:35.000 Looks like this kid.

00:51:36.000 I got a daughter.

00:51:37.000 It's my wife who's a 10.

00:51:39.000 I'm awesome.

00:51:40.000 Thank you for recognizing me.

00:51:42.000 Bye.

00:51:43.000 Bye.

00:51:44.000 And then I guess they show a clip of him drinking beer off a fish at another game.

00:51:51.000 Pouring beer on the fish.

00:51:52.000 He takes it in.

00:51:53.000 And he's like, oh yeah, that was a pretty crazy day back in 2018.

00:51:58.000 And let's do it again.

00:52:02.000 And he takes his straight up.

00:52:03.000 Look at his awesome tattoos and big duck.

00:52:06.000 Yeah.

00:52:07.000 Yeah.

00:52:08.000 Rock and roll.

00:52:10.000 Getting his wife and daughter wet.

00:52:12.000 And someone throws him another one and he eats that.

00:52:18.000 I'm moving to Tennessee.

00:52:20.000 We're moving to Nashville, Tennessee.

00:52:22.000 And when people ask me why, I'm just going to show that on my phone.

00:52:26.000 But look at their crazy world.

00:52:28.000 Okay, look at 2-0.

00:52:29.000 This is actually a hell of a lot more fun than talking about racism and COVID, isn't it?

00:52:33.000 This might be our new show, the feminism show.

00:52:36.000 Okay, read this with me.

00:52:38.000 Demi Lovato asks fans to stop complimenting their weight loss.

00:52:43.000 Oh.

00:52:43.000 Saying, I am more than the shell for my soul that is my body.

00:52:48.000 Why would your fans talk about their own weight loss to you?

00:52:52.000 Hey, Ryan, congratulations on me losing weight.

00:52:56.000 Thanks.

00:52:58.000 Oh, it's, and I was arguing with my daughter who's getting pretty woke.

00:53:03.000 And I was like, it's so hard to use their as a pronoun.

00:53:06.000 She goes, no, you're not.

00:53:08.000 They're going to the store and they're going to buy a piece of candy.

00:53:10.000 Right.

00:53:11.000 I'm like, yeah, okay, in that sense, it works.

00:53:14.000 But bring that back up.

00:53:16.000 Watch this work of art.

00:53:18.000 Demi Lovato asks fans to stop complimenting her weight loss, saying, I am more than the shell for my soul that is my body.

00:53:28.000 Gotcha.

00:53:29.000 Or Demi Lovato asks their fans.

00:53:34.000 It's her fans.

00:53:35.000 Yeah, their fans.

00:53:37.000 Fans of ourselves?

00:53:38.000 Our fans.

00:53:39.000 Our fans of us?

00:53:40.000 What the fuck?

00:53:40.000 Yeah, wait.

00:53:41.000 Demi Lovato, wait, bring it back.

00:53:43.000 Demi Lovato asks their fans to stop complimenting their weight loss, saying, I am more than the shell for their soul that is their body.

00:53:54.000 Who are we referring to then?

00:53:56.000 Their fans.

00:53:57.000 Wait a minute.

00:53:58.000 Did she get it wrong?

00:53:59.000 Isn't I they?

00:54:02.000 They am more than the shell for their soul that is their body.

00:54:07.000 I think I does exist.

00:54:09.000 What about my?

00:54:10.000 I and my do work still.

00:54:12.000 I guess.

00:54:12.000 They haven't figured out.

00:54:13.000 So you only use the wrong pronouns when it's a he or a she and not an I. Right.

00:54:17.000 You see the tangled web you dummies weave?

00:54:22.000 I didn't know you responded to that.

00:54:23.000 I did.

00:54:25.000 Be a man.

00:54:26.000 2-2.

00:54:28.000 2-2.

00:54:29.000 This is how you be a man.

00:54:35.000 One of the things I tell young men, well, and young women as well, but the young men really need to hear this more, I think, is that you should be a monster.

00:54:43.000 You know, because everyone says, well, you should be harmless, virtuous.

00:54:47.000 You shouldn't do anyone any harm.

00:54:48.000 You should sheath your competitive instinct.

00:54:50.000 You shouldn't try to win.

00:54:51.000 You know, you don't want to be too aggressive.

00:54:53.000 You don't want to be too assertive.

00:54:54.000 You want to take a back seat and all of that.

00:54:55.000 It's like, no.

00:54:58.000 Wrong.

00:54:59.000 You should be a monster.

00:55:00.000 An absolute monster.

00:55:01.000 And then you should learn how to control it.

00:55:04.000 That's dope.

00:55:05.000 Isn't that awesome?

00:55:09.000 I just realized I meant to do the song for this show, I'm a motherfucking beast.

00:55:14.000 Who do that?

00:55:15.000 I don't know.

00:55:16.000 What's the name of their bag when I was doing weights this morning?

00:55:19.000 And I was...

00:55:20.000 Doesn't this feel kind of gay when you get into your weights with the music?

00:55:25.000 I don't like hitting the heavy bag to the beat.

00:55:29.000 That's embarrassing.

00:55:30.000 But even when you're lifting weights and it's like, I'm a motherfucking beast.

00:55:34.000 Yes.

00:55:35.000 That feels queer.

00:55:36.000 It is.

00:55:36.000 Or you know when you're just walking and there's music and that's gay, like Benny Bonassi or something, but you're just shopping?

00:55:42.000 You have no control of the music and it's like and you're walking to the beat.

00:55:46.000 So then you force yourself to not walk to the beat?

00:55:49.000 No.

00:55:49.000 But walking's gay too.

00:55:52.000 But no one, no one that's not you, no man watching this show, is it the girl's struggling, no, but not on purpose.

00:55:59.000 No, you're walking your regular pace, but it happens to be...

00:56:04.000 You could work from home or something gay.

00:56:05.000 Oh, I sort of see what you're saying.

00:56:07.000 All right, see if you can find that song.

00:56:08.000 I'm a motherfucking beast.

00:56:10.000 At one point he goes, a fucking motherfucking beast.

00:56:13.000 Who adds fucking to motherfucking?

00:56:15.000 Motherfucking's not cutting it for you.

00:56:17.000 It's too weak.

00:56:19.000 A fucking motherfucking beast.

00:56:22.000 And chase my dreams.

00:56:24.000 I won't regret when the sense.

00:56:30.000 Is it it?

00:56:31.000 This was it.

00:56:33.000 What is this movement?

00:56:45.000 Meanwhile, I'm lifting like 10 pounds on each hand.

00:56:49.000 The weights are turquoise.

00:56:59.000 Anyway, oh, Katie agrees with you.

00:57:02.000 What did she say?

00:57:04.000 Oh, Katie is a he.

00:57:05.000 Them.

00:57:06.000 I don't know what Katie is.

00:57:07.000 Katie's a dude.

00:57:08.000 Katie ascends.

00:57:10.000 I ascend.

00:57:12.000 You're a god.

00:57:14.000 When I'm mad, I lisseone to this song.

00:57:16.000 It's a great song.

00:57:17.000 Don't fuck with that guy.

00:57:18.000 He does not know how to spell or speak.

00:57:20.000 That guy just knows how to get it.

00:57:21.000 Yeah, if you don't know how to spell listen and you think it's L-I-S-E-O-N, whatever you want, Trey.

00:57:28.000 Here's all my money.

00:57:29.000 Please leave.

00:57:31.000 Speaking of men not being men, so Mark Ruffalo, I am a Zionist.

00:57:35.000 I support Israel.

00:57:36.000 But if you don't, then stand by your guns and don't be a pussy when you get in trouble.

00:57:42.000 So Mark Ruffalo apologized after voicing his stupid opinions.

00:57:48.000 Again, one of the dumbest people in the history of Hollywood, not just in Hollywood today, but in the history of Hollywood.

00:57:54.000 I have reflected and wanted to apologize for posts during the recent Israel-Hamas fighting that suggested Israel is committing genocide.

00:58:02.000 Period outside the quotes, which is grammatically incorrect.

00:58:05.000 It's not accurate.

00:58:07.000 End of sentence.

00:58:08.000 It's inflammatory, disrespectful, and is being used to justify anti-Semitism here and abroad.

00:58:14.000 Now is the time to avoid hyperbole.

00:58:16.000 I love that last sentence.

00:58:18.000 He's preaching to us.

00:58:20.000 So he told us that attacking Hamas is genocide, and that was hyperbolic, to say the least.

00:58:29.000 And then Now he's telling me, by the way, by the way, Gavin, now is not the time for hyperbole.

00:58:35.000 Okay?

00:58:37.000 Watch yourself.

00:58:38.000 Right.

00:58:39.000 And then John Cena committed the ultimate sin.

00:58:42.000 Oh my God, I don't know how he lives with himself of daring to imply that Taiwan is a country.

00:58:49.000 And he makes this like hostage like apology that makes it sound like there's a fucking Chinese firecracker pointed to his head.

00:58:58.000 What does he say?

00:58:59.000 He was in the Chinese finger trap.

00:59:00.000 I made a mistake.

00:59:05.000 Go back, go to the bottom.

00:59:09.000 Wait, I want to see his full apology.

00:59:12.000 I opened up this Chinese-ass video.

00:59:14.000 Ew.

00:59:15.000 Wait, Nihal Ma.

00:59:17.000 Turn on the volume.

00:59:43.000 Oh, he's so gross, kissing ass.

00:59:45.000 Go back though.

00:59:46.000 That's obviously not anything we're supposed to see.

00:59:49.000 He's just trying to make Chinese people go, wow.

00:59:52.000 But let me hear the apology.

00:59:58.000 John said, That was his apology.

00:59:59.000 I clicked that.

01:00:00.000 That's what popped up.

01:00:01.000 No, but it's in English, too.

01:00:03.000 Oh.

01:00:04.000 Will you stop dancing around?

01:00:05.000 Oh, fuck.

01:00:06.000 You're making me mad.

01:00:07.000 Go back.

01:00:08.000 Okay, there's the article.

01:00:09.000 I made a mistake.

01:00:10.000 Did you click on apology video?

01:00:12.000 That was what came up, yeah.

01:00:13.000 Okay, let me see what he said here.

01:00:15.000 Now I have to say one thing, which is very, very, very important.

01:00:18.000 I love and respect China and Chinese people.

01:00:20.000 I'm very sorry for my mistakes.

01:00:22.000 Sorry, sorry.

01:00:23.000 I'm really sorry.

01:00:23.000 You have to understand that I love and respect China and Chinese people.

01:00:26.000 Yeah, that sounds like a hostage.

01:00:29.000 My opinion is Taiwan is not a country.

01:00:33.000 If an American was to declare it, like a president was to declare it a country, they would attack it.

01:00:41.000 It's as much a country as Scotland is a country.

01:00:43.000 It's a place that thinks it's a country.

01:00:45.000 But Scotland has the same currency as England.

01:00:51.000 It just looks different.

01:00:53.000 And Taiwan, I mean, I think it has different currency, but it's still, you're in the Republic of China.

01:01:01.000 I'm afraid you're a province.

01:01:03.000 He's a weird-looking dude.

01:01:04.000 And I'm going to get a bunch of letters of people explaining to me that I'm wrong.

01:01:07.000 I've lived there.

01:01:08.000 Okay?

01:01:09.000 I'm very familiar with Taiwan and China.

01:01:11.000 I've lived in Taiwan and I've been to China many times.

01:01:14.000 So go fuck yourself.

01:01:16.000 Oh, this is an interesting end to the feminism segment.

01:01:19.000 Why are they emasculating...

01:01:21.000 What's this?

01:01:22.000 No, that's him saying China's the first country.

01:01:27.000 He looks like Gypsy Crusader.

01:01:29.000 Yeah.

01:01:30.000 Why are they emasculating us?

01:01:31.000 This is 2-6.

01:01:38.000 Oh, this is great.

01:01:39.000 Every once in a while, you'll read a tweet or a comment, and you'll go, this guy is smarter than me.

01:01:44.000 So it starts with military plans to survey troops' personal social media accounts.

01:01:48.000 Oh, remind me to read you the military letter we got today.

01:01:53.000 Military plans to survey troops' personal social media accounts for extremist keywords per internal briefing I obtained.

01:02:00.000 Pentagon is considering working with a private social media surveillance firm to get around First Amendment restrictions.

01:02:06.000 Those pesky First Amendment restrictions.

01:02:09.000 Got to get around those.

01:02:12.000 Oh, actually, that's my next thing.

01:02:13.000 Look at Prince Harry.

01:02:14.000 Jump ahead to 2.7 before we finish that.

01:02:18.000 I've been meaning to mention this forever, but I've been avoiding this because I don't fucking care about Prince Harry.

01:02:25.000 But what did he say?

01:02:26.000 Prince Harry calls First Amendment bonkers faces backlash.

01:02:31.000 Now, I sent you a picture 850 years ago of Prince Harry.

01:02:36.000 I think it's a separate email, maybe even last week.

01:02:41.000 And it's like when the subjects started.

01:02:48.000 It was a picture included, right?

01:02:50.000 Yeah, he was dressed like a monarch.

01:02:54.000 A king.

01:02:56.000 When you move to your former colony and find out the peasants are allowed to voice their opinions.

01:03:02.000 Perfect.

01:03:03.000 All right, we got that out of the way.

01:03:04.000 So let's get back to this emasculating us thing with control.

01:03:14.000 And I guess the top one is the first one, right?

01:03:18.000 You don't purge the military like this unless you plan to use it domestically.

01:03:23.000 You don't purge the military.

01:03:26.000 So they're purging the military of all the alpha males, all the people who think independently, all the patriots, so they can use it domestically on us.

01:03:35.000 People that won't question to pull the trigger on us.

01:03:37.000 Start arresting us.

01:03:38.000 The regular use of outside contractors to skirt First Amendment should really kill any lingering hope of the Constitution protecting anything.

01:03:46.000 So now we have a push for the military not to defend the Constitution, but to skirt around it.

01:03:53.000 That's disturbing.

01:03:56.000 To enforce the opposite of it.

01:03:59.000 And getting good at it, if you will.

01:04:01.000 Okay, because this is the fast show, we're going to do the same thing to COVID that we did to race.

01:04:08.000 Which is shut down the world for it.

01:04:16.000 COVID, she shanxing link ping.

01:04:18.000 All right.

01:04:18.000 Too much COVID stuff to talk about.

01:04:20.000 We're going to hammer all of this out in three minutes.

01:04:26.000 No, it's 10 minutes.

01:04:27.000 Under 10 minutes.

01:04:29.000 I'm going to guess around 9.57.

01:04:32.000 But definitely, I promise you, under 10 minutes.

01:04:39.000 And go.

01:04:41.000 Okay, it turns out it does come from China.

01:04:43.000 This is the number one story in the Daily Mail today.

01:04:44.000 It does come from China.

01:04:46.000 Everyone's admitting that.

01:04:46.000 That used to be the most racist thing in the world to say.

01:04:48.000 And here we go.

01:04:49.000 Here we have it.

01:04:50.000 Oh, oh, wait, no, that's not it.

01:04:51.000 Oh, shit, I just showed you the home thing.

01:04:53.000 We'll see if you can find that.

01:04:54.000 While you're finding that, I'll talk about the video yesterday we had of those girls, the Linda Lindas or something like that.

01:05:00.000 That kid, when they said, no, you're going to the next fucking link, shit for brains.

01:05:04.000 The first link is gone.

01:05:05.000 It was just the home page.

01:05:07.000 Stop looking there.

01:05:08.000 Go to Daily Mail.

01:05:10.000 Oh, because they replaced it with the John Cena thing, you fucking absolute retard.

01:05:16.000 Holy shit, this is the fast show, dude.

01:05:18.000 So find the China Wuhan story that must be on the homepage somewhere.

01:05:24.000 Anyway, those girls should have been mad at China because someone went up to them and said, hey, are you from China?

01:05:29.000 And then he avoided him.

01:05:30.000 That's why they did the racist, sexist boy song because it was so insulting.

01:05:35.000 Why don't you get mad at China for starting a disease that made you a pariah?

01:05:38.000 And isn't the pariah thing have some credence to it?

01:05:42.000 I mean, five million people left Wuhan after the outbreak.

01:05:47.000 They were scattered all around the world.

01:05:49.000 And also, didn't New York, wasn't New York one of the worst places because de Blasio and Cuomo and everyone was dancing around Chinatown when it started saying, it's wonderful.

01:06:00.000 Don't worry about it, folks.

01:06:03.000 I was right early on.

01:06:05.000 So it was the main story.

01:06:06.000 I'm surprised the link is so disappointing.

01:06:07.000 But that doesn't help our speed.

01:06:08.000 Okay, we're way behind now.

01:06:10.000 Sean Lennon seems to be leaking his red-pilledness, which is not good.

01:06:15.000 His mom Yoko will not be happy about that.

01:06:18.000 I hope he can keep it under wraps.

01:06:20.000 But he gets in so much shit for this kind of thing.

01:06:23.000 And when you read it, it's liberal.

01:06:25.000 This is normal, moderate thinking, but he's being outed as a Nazi skinhead because he said, when I was young, people used to say racist shit about Asians around me all the time.

01:06:34.000 And then be like, oh, sorry, but you're not really Asian.

01:06:36.000 And I think they sincerely thought that that would make me feel better.

01:06:38.000 I'm not exactly sure why I brought that up, but I think it's because I want to say that I grew up in a time when there was zero political correctness.

01:06:44.000 I literally saw political correctness being invented right in front of me at certain schools and then distributed and eventually enforced as a mindset, an ideology.

01:06:52.000 I want to say that one night, oh, sorry, one might have imagined at the time that the politically correct mindset and resulting implementation of an enforcement will lead to a better society in which cultures.

01:07:00.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

01:07:01.000 So he's saying PC is bad.

01:07:03.000 MTG, Marjorie Taylor Greene.

01:07:06.000 She didn't say COVID was the Holocaust.

01:07:08.000 She said that mis othering people to other people.

01:07:14.000 MTG did not compare the mask wearing to the Holocaust.

01:07:17.000 She specifically noted how othering others is pre-genocidal, which every civil rights group agrees in this case.

01:07:22.000 And by the way, that's what Gina Carano said.

01:07:25.000 She said, first they deperson you, then they kill you.

01:07:28.000 And she happened to use the Nazis as an analogy, which it's so bizarre that she got fired.

01:07:33.000 Scroll down, scroll down, scroll down to her text, to her tweet.

01:07:36.000 That one.

01:07:36.000 Jews are beaten in the streets by Nazi soldiers, blah, blah, blah, but because history's edited, most people don't know that they got a point where they could round them up because they slowly vilified them until you weren't rounding up humans.

01:07:49.000 Anyway, we got that.

01:07:51.000 The Hitler analogy, everyone uses way too much.

01:07:54.000 But when you use it against the left, you're a fucking Nazi, ironically.

01:07:58.000 Math on Como's book, I thought this was interesting, that he made $111 for every book he sold.

01:08:04.000 That's how much of a scam it was when you look at his advance and how many he sold.

01:08:09.000 The database is a scam.

01:08:11.000 What the fuck is this again?

01:08:12.000 I already forgot.

01:08:14.000 The furthest person you will ever get from a conspiracy theorist, it is always, in my mind, a cock-up, not a conspiracy.

01:08:19.000 And when people say, oh, there's some big plan to turn us into China and they're all going to watch everything that we do, I sort of roll my eyes and think, yeah, yeah, put the foil tin hat on.

01:08:29.000 There are some developments in the last couple of days that are incredibly worrying for me.

01:08:33.000 And I think should be worrying a lot of my listeners as well.

01:08:37.000 Let's just go back to the beginning here.

01:08:38.000 There was talk about having a vaccine passport for us to be using domestically.

01:08:43.000 And then there was talk about having a vaccine passport, a way of proving your vaccine status to be able to travel abroad.

01:08:49.000 I don't have an issue with that second one.

01:08:51.000 You download the NHS app.

01:08:53.000 It's going to show you cad your vaccines.

01:08:55.000 Not so much an issue.

01:08:57.000 I'd rather have it on a piece of paper, frankly.

01:08:59.000 But, you know, I can understand that.

01:09:01.000 So weird hearing a British person not be a liberal twat.

01:09:05.000 Anyway, so the database that records this, all this COVID stuff, it's including things about your criminal background, your health, your lifestyle.

01:09:11.000 They're forming a database.

01:09:12.000 They're using the vaccine and COVID as a trick in order to find out everything about it so they can have this Soviet style, this Chinese style social score.

01:09:24.000 Oh, and it's been planned for a long time.

01:09:25.000 Oh shit, 445.

01:09:27.000 Okay.

01:09:28.000 Speaking of scams, the advisors are a scam.

01:09:30.000 This might not load for you.

01:09:31.000 Independence Age expert warned against reopening as race advisor with no medical qualification.

01:09:35.000 This doctor is a doctor of like social study bullshit, gender equality shit.

01:09:41.000 And she's been the one that British media have been consulting on how to deal with the pandemic.

01:09:48.000 What did she say?

01:09:49.000 Go to the top.

01:09:50.000 She warned against reopening.

01:09:52.000 She's a race advisor.

01:09:55.000 And she's also criticizing people on vaccine history.

01:09:58.000 That's a very symbolic fuck-up here.

01:10:03.000 Also, speaking of theater, Fauci admits the masks are theater.

01:10:09.000 What are you doing?

01:10:12.000 Okay, the internet's sucking again.

01:10:16.000 Before the CDC made the recommendation change, I didn't want to look like I was giving mixed signals.

01:10:22.000 But being a fully vaccinated person, the chances of my getting infected in an indoor setting is extremely low.

01:10:30.000 Okay, there we go.

01:10:30.000 So he was wearing the mask as theater.

01:10:33.000 And then this other article says it's become a pass for Karens to NAG.

01:10:38.000 NASCNAG is, I think we knew that already, right?

01:10:41.000 And then 38, it's air cover for elites.

01:10:50.000 Yeah, that's an interesting, from a reader on the theology and political and morals.

01:10:53.000 Let's say we're going to have to read this.

01:10:54.000 It's going to kill our time, though.

01:10:55.000 Fuck.

01:10:58.000 Keep going.

01:10:59.000 Masks are easy.

01:11:00.000 Masks are cheap.

01:11:01.000 And masks are a way for people to skirt moral responsibility for favoring a set of fear-based restrictions that have cost others.

01:11:06.000 My girlfriend who gets all information, Howard Stern, says, if only people just wear their damn masks.

01:11:10.000 Obviously, that's not true, but why do so many people desperately want to believe it?

01:11:13.000 Simple.

01:11:13.000 It gives them a moral pass.

01:11:15.000 If you've been dutifully wearing your mask, you don't have to feel guilty about collecting your full salary from the University of Whatever or the First Bank of whatever, maybe getting a couple skimmy checks on top of that.

01:11:29.000 Can you zoom in A bit and getting all your groceries and meals delivered by poor people that don't have the luxury of working remotely.

01:11:36.000 Your neighbor, who had to close down her small boutique store and now owes a year of background after having had to lay off her three best friends and hasn't made any money other than the impossible to navigate government assistance programs, is upset about mass bandits.

01:11:48.000 You listen to her ill-informed rants while you stand 20 feet away outside in your N95.

01:11:53.000 But you comfort knowing that the government will get that all worked out for her.

01:11:57.000 Her fears about losing her life savings, reopening under guidelines that increase her costs and whether reopening is even feasible now that the homeless cam is at public.

01:12:04.000 You get the idea.

01:12:05.000 Speaking of Cuomo, he stole money.

01:12:11.000 Dudes, dudes, dudes.

01:12:13.000 Oh, this is a really interesting journalist.

01:12:15.000 I hadn't really heard of her before.

01:12:18.000 Come on, you son of a bitch.

01:12:21.000 Oh, that just costs us forever.

01:12:23.000 You know what nobody talks about?

01:12:24.000 How Andrew Cuomo had a $6 billion Medicaid deficit at the beginning of 2020 due to his own mismanagement of the funds.

01:12:32.000 Has anyone heard this one?

01:12:33.000 We've heard about the sexual assault.

01:12:34.000 We've heard about the lying about the deaths.

01:12:38.000 But go back to the top.

01:12:42.000 We haven't heard about the $6 billion Medicaid deficit at the beginning of 2020.

01:12:49.000 And then nobody's ever mentioned his plan to form in early January to cut funds to long-term care.

01:12:54.000 Wait a minute.

01:12:55.000 Did he kill those people on purpose to save money?

01:12:59.000 Wow.

01:13:00.000 Sinister.

01:13:01.000 Here's a ridiculous notion.

01:13:04.000 Remember we talk about how if something hurts blacks, it's racist, no matter what it is.

01:13:09.000 Like sickle cell anemia.

01:13:10.000 Gravity.

01:13:11.000 Gravity.

01:13:12.000 Blacks have been hurt by COVID, therefore it's racist.

01:13:15.000 He's exposed the undeniable effects of racism and shone a bright light on our own society's feelings after the virus.

01:13:21.000 Like scroll down.

01:13:22.000 What the fuck kind of logic is this?

01:13:26.000 It also, it infantilizes blacks.

01:13:28.000 It says, if you've had a worse outcome, it couldn't be you being paranoid about vaccines or it couldn't be you, not that there's anything wrong with that.

01:13:35.000 It couldn't be you ignoring the social distancing, not that there's anything wrong with that.

01:13:40.000 It has to be some sort of grand plan to hurt African Americans and natives.

01:13:46.000 It would have nothing to do with the fact that natives and African Americans are disproportionately obese.

01:13:51.000 Would it?

01:13:51.000 Would it have anything to do with that and the diabetes that follows?

01:13:55.000 They all wear their masks.

01:13:56.000 I mean, you walk around and you just see like this, but they're still wearing it.

01:14:01.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:14:01.000 That's the look.

01:14:02.000 Fauci is responsible for one.

01:14:05.000 Oh, we're coming to the end here.

01:14:08.000 Come on, dude.

01:14:09.000 What are you doing?

01:14:10.000 We've got to get under 10 minutes.

01:14:12.000 I'm here.

01:14:13.000 Tony Fauci and German Hysteria is a cover for something else.

01:14:16.000 Going to be the Tony Fauci diverting attention from himself and his own personal role in the COVID-19 pandemic more than any of the single American donorly actually responsible for the COVID-19 pandemic at the time of the outbreak last fall.

01:14:25.000 The Wuhan Lab was conducting experiments on how to bat viruses, human beings.

01:14:28.000 These experiments are funded by American tech dollars and directed by Tony Fauci in Washington.

01:14:35.000 And we are done.

01:14:44.000 All right, let's go to the mailbag.

01:14:46.000 That was fun.

01:14:48.000 We got it all in.

01:14:49.000 Okay, can I be honest?

01:14:51.000 I have something to say.

01:14:52.000 What's up?

01:14:53.000 I lied.

01:14:54.000 What?

01:14:56.000 There's still one we didn't get in, but we were at 9.57.

01:14:59.000 Oh.

01:15:00.000 And we have to cut it off at that.

01:15:02.000 So here's one we didn't fit in.

01:15:04.000 We did it.

01:15:04.000 We did a perfect job with the 12 minutes and 5 seconds, but the 10 minutes didn't work.

01:15:09.000 And that is...

01:15:12.000 God, she is so hot.

01:15:19.000 I went there today, though, and this is what I saw.

01:15:23.000 Everyone is still in masks.

01:15:28.000 Every single person.

01:15:31.000 Why am I the only one that doesn't like being a slave?

01:15:36.000 I bet they're all vaccinated, too.

01:15:38.000 These are kids.

01:15:41.000 So, as of today, you no longer need to wear a mask in Trader Joe's if you're police vaccines.

01:15:46.000 All right.

01:15:48.000 Time for some Mail B, and I can't wait to read you that military letter.

01:15:52.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:15:54.000 You don't have a dead.

01:15:57.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:16:00.000 It's Mail B. Let me touch it.

01:16:22.000 This is from a guy we'll call Barney.

01:16:25.000 I would have called in with this, but I can't sit on the phone on Thursday nights while my girlfriend is home.

01:16:28.000 She's very hot and works on the other weeknights.

01:16:31.000 Don't worry.

01:16:31.000 I'll be wifing and pregging her soon.

01:16:34.000 Thanks for the weekly encouragement.

01:16:36.000 Let's see an article on that.

01:16:38.000 I was in the army, went from three years in an all-male info.

01:16:42.000 Here's another thing, too.

01:16:43.000 Say a journalist called me and said, we want to do a thing on how many people you got married.

01:16:48.000 They wouldn't talk.

01:16:49.000 They don't want to be associated with me because the media's turned me into a pariah.

01:16:52.000 So I can't showcase anything positive I've done because no one wants to be associated with me.

01:16:57.000 In fact, every letter we get, they say, don't mention my name.

01:17:01.000 I'm not allowed to listen to you.

01:17:04.000 You realize that just makes me cooler to the kids, right?

01:17:07.000 That's right.

01:17:08.000 I was in the Army, went from three years in an all-male infantry unit, switched to a Pathfinder company in a Black Hawk helicopter aviation battalion that was probably about 10% female, night and day.

01:17:21.000 It was shocking.

01:17:22.000 It was like I had left the Army.

01:17:24.000 The aviation unit was like being in a weird boarding school.

01:17:28.000 So going from all male to 10% female is night and day.

01:17:32.000 Since coming in 2012, we heard a lot of griping about new Army bullshit.

01:17:35.000 The big thing then was constant sexual assault prevention training.

01:17:39.000 Basically, they made us spend a day once a month reading through PowerPoint slides, telling us we were rapists and that basically consent from a female is impossible.

01:17:48.000 Literally, there was a poster that circulated all over the Army that said, Johnny was drunk.

01:17:53.000 Jenny was drunk.

01:17:54.000 They had sex.

01:17:55.000 Jenny couldn't consent.

01:17:56.000 Johnny raped Jenny.

01:17:58.000 I like how it's nice and simple for an Eight-year-old.

01:18:01.000 Definitely weird and demotivating, but we all blew it off.

01:18:04.000 All-male diploma in 2013 to Afghanistan was the most important experience of my life, and certainly as a soldier, it felt like what young men are supposed to be doing and being.

01:18:13.000 We worked every day.

01:18:15.000 Slackers were humiliated.

01:18:16.000 We were in just enough danger to be on our toes, but we could trust each other to do our jobs.

01:18:21.000 And that was the most important thing, building that small group cohesion, knowing that I can sleep until my guard shift because my buddy will be awake.

01:18:29.000 Knowing that even if the next guy just found out his chick back home got an abortion and is cheating on him, happens a lot, that he will still show up for his shift.

01:18:39.000 Not all the men got on board with this, but the consequences for being a shitbag are immense.

01:18:44.000 It's social suicide, constant humiliation, and it works.

01:18:48.000 It's often downright mean and over the top, but it works.

01:18:51.000 Now, this is the problem with women in the military.

01:18:54.000 A, people think, I guess because of movies, that there's a slew of badass, hardened, cold-blooded bitches just waiting to join the military, to enlist in the military.

01:19:04.000 There is not.

01:19:06.000 There are super badass chicks out there, but they're too good and rare for enlisting.

01:19:10.000 Idiots enlist.

01:19:12.000 Idiots with few other prospects.

01:19:14.000 So it's not just women in the army, it's dumb women.

01:19:19.000 Oh, Josie, you got the wrong name.

01:19:23.000 B, they all start slacking immediately, not because they're women, because they're young new enlistees.

01:19:29.000 And then, which a lot of young men do, they're slackers when they start, but they get kicked in the ass, right?

01:19:35.000 And then, when they are treated like I mentioned above with group ostracization, they can't fucking handle it.

01:19:40.000 They throw a complete tantrum and utilize the Army's open door policy.

01:19:45.000 Then he puts in brackets, they can talk to as high a rank as they feel necessary and go over people's heads until they are fucking untouchable.

01:19:53.000 And yes, there are some women in non-combat positions who do find a job.

01:19:58.000 No one has a problem with that.

01:19:59.000 Same with the police.

01:20:00.000 You want to work in administration at the police force?

01:20:02.000 Go nuts.

01:20:04.000 I think that's a great place for you.

01:20:07.000 How about we make another branch for them, he says?

01:20:11.000 Your army needs you and your focus and your compassion and your confidence.

01:20:18.000 The British Army.

01:20:20.000 Wow.

01:20:20.000 No, we do not need snowflakes.

01:20:26.000 Make an all-female branch, blah, blah.

01:20:28.000 People in charge are ruining the military, and it seems like they're doing it on purpose.

01:20:33.000 The other thing I saw at the aviation unit, fucking, inevitably, young, straight people working and living in the same place are going to hook up.

01:20:40.000 And they don't split the barracks.

01:20:41.000 The girls are on the first floor.

01:20:43.000 Also, officers sleep with them.

01:20:45.000 So now you have the person responsible for all behavior reports and orders totally protecting some chick who doesn't do shit because she has his dick pic on her phone.

01:20:55.000 The whole thing is a fucking cancer.

01:20:57.000 Watching the military be so easily corrupted is sickening.

01:21:00.000 This guy should have to do 46 days hard labor for saying this.

01:21:05.000 Almost every single one of the guys I deployed with was ushered out early for bullshit reasons.

01:21:10.000 The trans thing is just more destruction.

01:21:12.000 There aren't a bunch of badass female-to-male trans warriors waiting in the wings.

01:21:15.000 There's a bunch of delusional freaks who want to have their surgeries and meds covered under TRICARE and then claim mental abuse and get full disability forever.

01:21:23.000 This is what I think may have killed Vice, is they started getting all these trans people and then they went on strike for a union and the union wanted Medicare and then Medicare would have to cover transitioning.

01:21:35.000 So they're paying $120,000 to company is to have someone chop their dick off and then probably get sued.

01:21:41.000 Why'd you let me chop my dick off?

01:21:45.000 Not enough people realize how often the military is just used as a get-in, get-out money scheme and it almost always works.

01:21:51.000 I don't know what the answer is.

01:21:52.000 And then he ends it with my favorite part of the whole letter, which is Ryan, shut up.

01:21:57.000 Ah.

01:21:59.000 Nailed it.

01:22:00.000 Sir, yes, sir.

01:22:07.000 I don't think this would surprise anyone, but IBM has joined the course of global corporations condemning things that are popular to condemn.

01:22:14.000 I've not clicked on any of those links, but I'm teetering on the edge of taking your advice to get fired reading this garbage.

01:22:19.000 I don't have any entanglements.

01:22:20.000 I have plenty of savings, and I could easily find another job.

01:22:23.000 So I'm seriously considering joining one of these struggle sessions and just drop as many facts as I can before they jettison my blank OS.

01:22:30.000 That would be my authentic self.

01:22:32.000 None of it's required except the diversity training, which everyone has to take.

01:22:35.000 Now, I want to be careful with get fired.

01:22:39.000 When I say get fired, I mean be yourself.

01:22:42.000 And you shouldn't have to take a class and sit there and say, I'm racist.

01:22:46.000 That's fucked up.

01:22:47.000 But volunteering to go to the class and drop truth bombs on them, I mean, I think that would be cool.

01:22:54.000 And I hope if it makes you feel like you're being your authentic self, you should do it.

01:22:58.000 But it's not really included in the get-fired.

01:23:01.000 I just don't want you getting cancer by constantly holding everything in and smiling and saying bullshit.

01:23:09.000 But picking a fight is slightly different.

01:23:12.000 One year ago today, this is who is this now?

01:23:16.000 I don't know.

01:23:18.000 George Floyd's unjust death served as a significant turning point in our nation in the Black Lives Matter movement.

01:23:24.000 Since then, sports teams, music groups, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:23:27.000 I don't care.

01:23:28.000 I don't have to read this.

01:23:29.000 I know what it says.

01:23:30.000 Right?

01:23:31.000 Gay stuff.

01:23:33.000 Okay, here's something from a fucking smoke show named Sarah.

01:23:41.000 Don't know what you're picturing when you hear 38, so here's a pic.

01:23:45.000 Fantastic.

01:23:46.000 Are we to show it?

01:23:48.000 Hold on.

01:23:49.000 He's up in the older woman and blah, blah, blah.

01:23:53.000 Okay, she didn't say no.

01:23:56.000 Okay.

01:24:00.000 But yeah, so I don't know what you're picturing when you hear 38, so here's a pic.

01:24:03.000 38-year-olds are smoke shows.

01:24:05.000 In fact, it would be my favorite cup of tea if I was single.

01:24:08.000 But yeah, not sure where the time went.

01:24:09.000 Trying not to freak.

01:24:10.000 I understand it's not ideal to have kids later in life, but ease up on the older women who are still attractive, healthy, and technically able.

01:24:16.000 I'm not wearing heels three times a week.

01:24:18.000 Maybe that's the problem, LOL.

01:24:20.000 By the way, I used to hang out at Max Fish on Ludlow all the time when I lived in East Woods.

01:24:23.000 It was the coolest part in NYC.

01:24:24.000 Didn't know you owned it until I started listening to your show.

01:24:26.000 I never owned Max Fish.

01:24:28.000 I used to go.

01:24:29.000 Maybe that's because I said it's my local.

01:24:33.000 Why are you showing that, Ryan?

01:24:34.000 She attached it.

01:24:36.000 Well, not in this email.

01:24:38.000 Oh, I see, yeah.

01:24:40.000 Remember Sue, the little Asian dude?

01:24:42.000 Is he still around?

01:24:43.000 My roommates dated Mark the bartender, and Jason Tormos is the shit, blah, blah, blah.

01:24:47.000 2002, 2009.

01:24:48.000 Yeah, we were there at the same time.

01:24:50.000 Oh, shit.

01:24:50.000 That's funny.

01:24:52.000 Yeah, I don't know if Sue is still there.

01:24:54.000 He was a weird little guy.

01:24:55.000 He was like Indonesian or something, and he had all these tattoos.

01:24:58.000 And I would always ask him what his tattoos because they made no sense.

01:25:02.000 And he had a gorilla, gorilla head on the phone, and he's holding a cup of tea.

01:25:07.000 And I go, what's going on there, Sue?

01:25:08.000 And he goes, oh, he's a gorilla.

01:25:10.000 And I go, but why does it have a phone?

01:25:12.000 Oh, maybe he get a call or something.

01:25:15.000 He taking a call.

01:25:16.000 And then he's drinking tea.

01:25:17.000 Maybe he's thirsty.

01:25:18.000 He just wake up and you're getting a phone call.

01:25:22.000 What?

01:25:24.000 That's high art.

01:25:28.000 But yeah, we got a lot of women saying, stop shitting on us all the time.

01:25:33.000 I'm just saying that you got to be aware that the biological clock exists.

01:25:39.000 And I met this girl at the wedding in Jupiter, and she just dumped her boyfriend because he wanted kids.

01:25:45.000 And she was like 33.

01:25:47.000 What?

01:25:47.000 And she goes, I got nephews, nieces.

01:25:49.000 I'm done with kids.

01:25:50.000 And I go, you're going to change your mind in seven years when it's too late.

01:25:54.000 So ladies, around 25, be wary of who you're dating.

01:25:58.000 Be aware of the clock.

01:26:01.000 I wouldn't, I swear to God, I would not be saying this if I knew tons of women who didn't have kids and they were rocking and rolling and saying, I did it, nailed it.

01:26:08.000 Thank God I dodged that bullet.

01:26:10.000 I promise you, I would not be saying that.

01:26:13.000 But what I see is tons of kids, tons of kids, tons of middle-aged women going, what the fuck have I done?

01:26:19.000 I'm miserable.

01:26:22.000 I'm good.

01:26:22.000 I've got money.

01:26:23.000 I've got a family.

01:26:24.000 I'm good.

01:26:25.000 It doesn't hurt me when you do things.

01:26:27.000 Is that Sue?

01:26:27.000 That's Sue right there.

01:26:28.000 Oh, shit.

01:26:29.000 Do you know him?

01:26:30.000 No, no, no.

01:26:30.000 I just saw a Chinese guy and I was like, that's him.

01:26:34.000 Yeah, and that's Mark.

01:26:35.000 That's the Mark she was talking about.

01:26:36.000 Oh, shit.

01:26:37.000 That must be an old picture.

01:26:39.000 Yeah, that's up for a while.

01:26:40.000 It's amazing that those guys have been going there since the 90s.

01:26:44.000 That's crazy, dude.

01:26:45.000 Over 20 years.

01:26:46.000 It's even changed locations.

01:26:49.000 A couple of Black Lives Matter posts on their Instagram.

01:26:52.000 Already?

01:26:53.000 It's racking and rolling.

01:26:54.000 Racking.

01:26:55.000 I'm skipping down a bunch.

01:26:59.000 Ryan, do you see, when I blue flag things, do they blue flag?

01:27:03.000 Yes.

01:27:03.000 Okay, so I'm going there.

01:27:04.000 I could even click blue flag so that we only see those.

01:27:07.000 Yeah.

01:27:07.000 It's a good idea, actually.

01:27:09.000 Hey, Gavin Rye Guy.

01:27:10.000 I'm the guy who was recently washed out of trooper recruitment.

01:27:13.000 When you said I could have been killed, I was talking, it's when I said he could have been killed.

01:27:18.000 Let's get the pronouns right.

01:27:20.000 It brought something to mind that I saw back in early April.

01:27:22.000 I follow Michael Savage and he posted this video of a new Mexico trooper.

01:27:25.000 You can play this as I'm talking, right?

01:27:27.000 Mexico trooper being murdered by a piece of shit drug runner during a traffic stop for tinted windows this last Feb.

01:27:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:27:33.000 Isn't it funny that tinted windows are illegal because you can't see if someone's pointing a gun at you at a cop.

01:27:39.000 And then they are.

01:27:40.000 One time I got pulled over by a cop and he goes, he goes, I'm pulling over for your tinted windows, but now that I see who you are, I get it.

01:27:46.000 Go ahead.

01:27:48.000 Your car has to wear sunglasses.

01:27:49.000 Yeah.

01:27:50.000 Okay, this is fucked up.

01:27:52.000 I don't recall seeing this anywhere else, including on your show, but if you do cover it, then please tell blah blah blah.

01:27:57.000 The video is about five minutes, and even Border Patrol join up and converge on the shitbag later down on the highway and absolutely terminate him in a hail of gunfire.

01:28:06.000 But the murder shit begins around 3.05, if you want to skip forward.

01:28:09.000 The whole thing is really worth a watch, though, for the context.

01:28:12.000 The officer sees the rifle the shitbag has and attempts to convince him to disarm.

01:28:17.000 That's what I was saying with the other video, about how it must be so scary, because you can't just go, oh, danger.

01:28:21.000 You have to go, danger, please, put the gun down, put the gun down.

01:28:24.000 I don't want to shoot you.

01:28:25.000 I'm going to shoot you.

01:28:27.000 That entire time, trying to look like Jesse James for the moment where he goes, oh yeah?

01:28:33.000 Yes, sir.

01:28:34.000 I'll need registration or driver's license as well.

01:28:41.000 Right, you gotta come up with it.

01:28:43.000 Okay.

01:28:45.000 Alright, do you have insurance for the vehicle?

01:28:48.000 Yeah.

01:28:49.000 Where is it?

01:28:50.000 Is it with the wallet?

01:28:53.000 Come with me to my vehicle.

01:28:54.000 That way I can run your name and date of birth and then that way I can get my return, okay?

01:29:00.000 Good.

01:29:01.000 Shut the vehicle off.

01:29:02.000 If you want, it's up to you.

01:29:05.000 Why no?

01:29:09.000 Are you at the right spot?

01:29:12.000 No, but this is where he's see.

01:29:14.000 See where he sees the rifle and tries to convince her.

01:29:17.000 Because I've seen the death.

01:29:17.000 It's going to be a 305.

01:29:26.000 I've got paperwork I gotta do.

01:29:28.000 Yep.

01:29:29.000 This is the killing.

01:29:30.000 Real quick, real quick.

01:29:30.000 Okay, killing coming up.

01:29:32.000 Look away if you're with the kids.

01:29:33.000 Get them out of the room.

01:29:40.000 For my safety.

01:29:42.000 Alright, hold on, hold on.

01:29:43.000 Hold on.

01:29:44.000 Alright.

01:29:45.000 Just go to my vehicle, okay?

01:29:46.000 Come on.

01:30:01.000 Get rid of me.

01:30:03.000 How they blur it out.

01:30:04.000 Oh, I see.

01:30:05.000 He's laying out.

01:30:06.000 Yeah, they went and shoot him in the back of the head, execution style.

01:30:13.000 You gotta know you guys are done.

01:30:14.000 Where's the chasing and the shooting the guy?

01:30:17.000 Watch out!

01:30:26.000 Shooting right into the camera.

01:30:28.000 Hey, get the fuck back!

01:30:30.000 That's someone else.

01:30:36.000 They just don't give a shit about their lives.

01:30:38.000 Executing.

01:30:39.000 I mean, this guy at the gym was saying this to me.

01:30:42.000 I go, why are there so many Mexicans here on sparring nights?

01:30:45.000 It's all Mexican.

01:30:45.000 And he goes, because they're savages.

01:30:47.000 They're Hispanic like me.

01:30:49.000 And I go, what do you mean?

01:30:50.000 And he goes, think about it.

01:30:52.000 Who made Hispanic people?

01:30:54.000 Colombians.

01:30:55.000 MS-13 is all El Salvador Mexicans.

01:30:58.000 They're all easy.

01:30:59.000 They kill with wanton ease.

01:31:00.000 He didn't use the kind of vocabulary.

01:31:02.000 He goes, it's the conquistadors.

01:31:04.000 The Spanish military came and they killed the savages, the Aztecs, whatever.

01:31:10.000 The whatever.

01:31:12.000 Mayans?

01:31:13.000 Mayans.

01:31:14.000 And then they bred with them.

01:31:16.000 Send them surviving in that tropical climate.

01:31:19.000 I mean, you saw Apocalypto.

01:31:20.000 So you already had to be a brutal savage, not even like an American Indian, to survive that.

01:31:25.000 And then you take the toughest soldiers in Europe and you make these killing machines.

01:31:31.000 Damn.

01:31:32.000 And I was like, well, my kids are white and Indian.

01:31:35.000 Is that the same?

01:31:36.000 And he goes, no, mostly nice white people came here and they bred with mostly nice Indians.

01:31:42.000 It's not like it was soldiers.

01:31:43.000 They're not called conquistadors.

01:31:45.000 Well, they are probably to stupid college students.

01:31:47.000 But you were like, the nice Indians and the nice white people.

01:31:50.000 We're the bad Indians and the bad white people.

01:31:56.000 Good point.

01:32:01.000 You showed a clip from Twitter where they say it's wonderful to have white allies, but if those white allies are speaking for black people, blah, blah, blah.

01:32:06.000 But at the same time, if we choose not to speak about them, we're labeled as racist for not standing with them.

01:32:14.000 Also, aren't the left slash anti-Jews doing the same thing by speaking for Palestinians when Palestinians didn't exclusively ask them to?

01:32:23.000 Hmm.

01:32:28.000 This is from a chick.

01:32:30.000 This is a fun one.

01:32:31.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm a hyper-traditionalist to say the least, but I will like the opinion of men about my fashion.

01:32:35.000 I like this very classical fashion, especially certain types of classical Lolita.

01:32:40.000 I swear it isn't a pervert thing.

01:32:41.000 It's just the name is just a dumb choice.

01:32:43.000 Well, I know your opinion on old-fashioned things.

01:32:44.000 It's just something I like only when it's romanticized in moderation.

01:32:48.000 But as a man, what do you think of this type of stuff?

01:32:50.000 What would you say if a girl in her 18 to 20s wore something like this?

01:32:53.000 These women are all tiny Asians.

01:32:55.000 So let's get the Asians out of there.

01:32:58.000 No, that's too much.

01:33:00.000 And imagine that with like that first 38-year-old girl.

01:33:03.000 Imagine her face on these.

01:33:06.000 Because I don't like the concept of Lolita.

01:33:08.000 And I would say that's perfect.

01:33:11.000 Breathtakingly gorgeous.

01:33:13.000 Meaning the outfits.

01:33:15.000 We love the idea of a woman dressing like this.

01:33:17.000 It looks beautiful.

01:33:20.000 You would just fall in love with a girl if she looked like that.

01:33:22.000 I mean, dressed like that.

01:33:26.000 Okay, here's a mean one.

01:33:29.000 Apologies for my grand.

01:33:30.000 I'm an old school punk rocker, amateur seamstress, and screen printer.

01:33:32.000 I dropped out and moved out when I was 16.

01:33:35.000 Now I'm 41.

01:33:35.000 I have a five-year-old autistic son.

01:33:38.000 I do homeschool therapy during the day.

01:33:39.000 I realize now that my ex-husband is also Autistic.

01:33:41.000 The reason I'm a fan is you're hot.

01:33:44.000 And I agree with you.

01:33:46.000 I love how you fight the good fights and how you created movements.

01:33:48.000 I also really enjoy your straight talk, Gen X stallies to watch you on Serial TV.

01:33:52.000 However, I just canceled my sub.

01:33:54.000 What the fuck?

01:33:55.000 Because of how often you insult mothers of autistic kids like me, I'm shattered.

01:34:00.000 Oh.

01:34:02.000 I do say that older women disproportionately have autistic kids, and that's why you should try to have kids early.

01:34:11.000 I also think it's bad to be autistic.

01:34:13.000 I think there's a new thing with Asperger's and autism where they go, we don't want a cure.

01:34:17.000 A cure is abortion.

01:34:19.000 We want, we're special, we're awesome, and we wouldn't change me for anything.

01:34:23.000 When people say that with a kid with a handicap, like I wouldn't change a thing, they're lying.

01:34:29.000 If you could give your kid a pill and he wasn't autistic anymore or didn't have Asperger's, wasn't blind or obese or deaf, you would.

01:34:37.000 Like that movie, The Sound of Metal, where he gets a cochlear implant and he doesn't like it and he wants to be deaf.

01:34:45.000 I'm not buying it.

01:34:46.000 I think all deaf people would prefer shitty hearing over no hearing.

01:34:50.000 And it's this new thing where you're like, I want to be handicapped.

01:34:55.000 I think it's cool.

01:34:57.000 So I'm sorry, but I think it's unfortunate that your son's autistic.

01:35:02.000 And I think if you could give him a magic pill to change it, you would.

01:35:05.000 And I also think that it's possible.

01:35:09.000 How old are you now?

01:35:10.000 You're 41, so you had a kid at 36.

01:35:14.000 I mean, 36-year-olds are more likely to have an autistic kid than 26-year-olds.

01:35:20.000 That's a thing.

01:35:21.000 Now, I'm not insulting you now where we are, but I'm saying it's unfortunate that you had a kid late.

01:35:27.000 My wife had kids late.

01:35:29.000 My brother was born very late.

01:35:32.000 So it's not evil, but let me put it this way.

01:35:36.000 The reason I push young people having kids is because there's problems the longer you wait.

01:35:44.000 You waited long, you had a problem.

01:35:46.000 I don't see what's going on here.

01:35:47.000 I'm not saying autistic kids suck or you're stupid or you're shitty.

01:35:51.000 But it's an obstacle sometimes.

01:35:53.000 It's an obstacle.

01:35:54.000 I mean, they definitely have, you know, issues, but also, aren't women, isn't it what the military guy was saying?

01:36:02.000 They're so sensitive.

01:36:03.000 Do you know how often I got criticized?

01:36:08.000 Gav, I've been a huge fan for a good five years.

01:36:10.000 I've heard you say on many occasions that you couldn't give zero shits about the rest of the world, like Africa, Russia, Middle East, et cetera.

01:36:15.000 But you spend a ton of energy explaining why Israel's the bees' knees.

01:36:19.000 Well, Israel's in the news right now.

01:36:21.000 I agree with you on the not giving a shit about other countries, and I certainly don't root for Palestine or the Arabs either.

01:36:25.000 They could get sucked down a sinkhole and I wouldn't lose any sleep.

01:36:27.000 You're great at distilling your viewpoints so that they're easy to understand.

01:36:30.000 Can you explain the disproportionate coverage?

01:36:32.000 I see Israel as a Western country.

01:36:35.000 It's basically Britain to me.

01:36:37.000 So I care about it.

01:36:38.000 I care about all Western countries.

01:36:40.000 I care about America the most.

01:36:42.000 I care about Canada and Britain slightly second, but way up there.

01:36:49.000 Then Australia.

01:36:51.000 I'm kind of mad at mainland Europe for their woke bullshit, but I care about Spain and Germany and France and Northern Europe, of course.

01:37:01.000 But Israel is right in there with them.

01:37:04.000 Yeah, it looks like fucking Miami.

01:37:07.000 It's Miami with a high IQ.

01:37:09.000 But I could not give less of a shit about Palestine or the entire Middle East.

01:37:14.000 In fact, we had an episode where I sunk it all into the sea.

01:37:17.000 And then there was Christian countries I accidentally sank into the sea, like Armenia.

01:37:21.000 We got a lot of hate mail.

01:37:23.000 Sorry.

01:37:24.000 I had to bring it back.

01:37:25.000 Okay, I'm glad we got to this.

01:37:27.000 Cash Gernan murder.

01:37:30.000 This story keeps getting weirder and weirder.

01:37:32.000 See the attached images.

01:37:35.000 So there's a councilman, a Dallas City Council member for District 3.

01:37:40.000 Opening up.

01:37:40.000 He was elected by his peers to serve as mayor pro term in 2018.

01:37:45.000 He serves as the chair of the newly formed Workforce Education and Equity Committee, which is the mayor's top priority.

01:37:51.000 Sounds like thrive here in New York.

01:37:54.000 So that's the guy, Casey Thomas, right?

01:37:56.000 And then you see a tweet from Casey Thomas, the politician, that says, when the full story comes out, it's so much worse than what the public knows.

01:38:08.000 I wish I could say more, but I can't.

01:38:09.000 I'll just say this.

01:38:10.000 The baby is a twin brother.

01:38:12.000 I think this was early on in the game, and that was before we knew that the dad had abandoned the kids and that they were all meth heads.

01:38:20.000 So this might be a little old.

01:38:21.000 I don't know.

01:38:22.000 Maybe this is post that.

01:38:28.000 Did the child live in the home with the 18-year-old?

01:38:30.000 No, that's why there's a kidnapping charge.

01:38:32.000 So maybe that's not so crazy, actually.

01:38:41.000 Hold on a sec.

01:38:42.000 Okay, here's another one.

01:38:43.000 This is way down.

01:38:44.000 It's also called Cash Gern and Murder.

01:38:47.000 And this is from yesterday at 8 p.m.

01:38:49.000 So most of the news was out about this.

01:38:53.000 I don't think I can look at this.

01:38:54.000 I can't look at that.

01:38:56.000 That's the man taking the kid from the bed.

01:39:01.000 That fucked me up.

01:39:05.000 I have a little bit more info on this case.

01:39:07.000 Apparently, the quote-unquote stepmom, Monica, is being investigated in the murder.

01:39:12.000 D, as they call the black dude that's in jail right now, has not been charged with murder.

01:39:20.000 Wait, so he kidnapped the kid and then she did the killing?

01:39:23.000 Apparently, the house has been watched by the FBI for a while now due to it being a drug house, which makes no sense to me.

01:39:29.000 If it was under investigation for drugs, I would think it would be the DEA, not the FBI.

01:39:33.000 In this video, you can see someone outside in a hoodie, hitting a cigarette.

01:39:37.000 There is way more to this story that's been reported.

01:39:40.000 Please do not disclose my name on air, but I swear to you, this info is legit.

01:39:43.000 I'm within two degrees of separation.

01:39:46.000 Whoa.

01:39:47.000 Whoa.

01:39:48.000 You sure you didn't say the name before, right?

01:39:50.000 Yep.

01:39:51.000 Okay.

01:39:54.000 Okay, so that's fucking intense, and it's a very hard story to investigate.

01:39:58.000 It's like that guy that killed his wife and his two daughters by putting them in a giant oil tank thing.

01:40:06.000 Do not look up this story.

01:40:08.000 Do not read the details.

01:40:09.000 It will haunt you like Satan levels for weeks.

01:40:13.000 The way, oh, what he did to those girls and what they said.

01:40:16.000 I wish I could unknow it from my head.

01:40:19.000 Anyway, let's have a palate cleanser here because I'm about to slip my wrists.

01:40:28.000 So we're final videoing it?

01:40:30.000 No.

01:40:30.000 Oh, okay.

01:40:31.000 Nice letter.

01:40:32.000 We have to palate cleanse the mailbag and then final video will be another palette cleanser.

01:40:37.000 This is called Seeking Sister Wives.

01:40:39.000 My wife watches that Seeking Sister Wives show and the black couple is infuriating.

01:40:43.000 These fucking Muppets are just making shit up as they go, taking little pieces of random cultures and throwing them into their This Is the Religion We Just Made Up bag.

01:40:52.000 The woman wears a fucking bindy, which as you know is the Indian dot knot feather and indicates that a woman is married.

01:40:58.000 Fine.

01:40:58.000 But this poser clearly just thinks it looks cool since she's throwing bindies on her kids and her new sister.

01:41:04.000 I've actually seen bindies on Indian kids before, which I don't understand.

01:41:10.000 It shouldn't burn.

01:41:11.000 It shouldn't feel uncomfortable.

01:41:13.000 It should feel relaxing.

01:41:15.000 So why don't you guys go ahead and get set up and I'll be back in in 30 minutes.

01:41:19.000 Okay, perfect.

01:41:20.000 Thank you.

01:41:21.000 A yoni steam?

01:41:22.000 Oh, there's a pussy steaming, right?

01:41:24.000 We just hop on on the bullshit.

01:41:28.000 What the fuck?

01:41:29.000 That women do.

01:41:30.000 I didn't know that was a thing.

01:41:31.000 You steam your pussy?

01:41:32.000 Yeah.

01:41:32.000 That sounds like a very dangerous thing.

01:41:35.000 You know what it'd be cool if it's just you're under the bed and your head pokes into it.

01:41:39.000 And you're just like, just blow vapes on their cup.

01:41:47.000 They go, oh, it's not as hot as I thought it would be.

01:41:49.000 It smells like mango.

01:41:51.000 Tobacco flavor.

01:41:52.000 It's definitely a lot of noise to go.

01:41:54.000 Hoping along.

01:41:55.000 Yeah, it's definitely going to get more noise to go.

01:41:58.000 Okay.

01:42:00.000 Steam burns are the worst burns you can get.

01:42:02.000 Hmm.

01:42:03.000 That's good.

01:42:04.000 I'd be very concerned about my vagina if there was steam near it.

01:42:08.000 That just smells like a clam bacon there when they're done.

01:42:10.000 Okay, so that's ridiculous and awkward and stupid.

01:42:15.000 There's a whole other part where she decides steaming her clam is a thing and forces her sister wife to do the same.

01:42:21.000 There's even a whole thing about wasting washing each other's feet, which I thought you'd find particularly appetizing.

01:42:27.000 She also won't let the chick fuck her husband of nine years until they've all been on the same kook diet for a month.

01:42:33.000 Deprave doesn't begin to describe these vapid hippie weirdos.

01:42:36.000 They remind me of the patchouli blacks in high school who did slam poetry and blah blah blah blah blah.

01:42:41.000 I mean man did Mike solo tip in his most personal recording yet.

01:42:50.000 Alright, let's do the final video.

01:43:08.000 Let's do 4-3 here.

01:43:11.000 Is this real?

01:43:14.000 I have to admit, this is a racist thought, but I kind of thought this guy must be Chinese when I first saw it.

01:43:20.000 Is he playing a joke?

01:43:20.000 But he's white.

01:43:21.000 I don't think...

01:43:22.000 It just looks so fucking insane and idiotic that I thought this must be fake, but it's not fake.

01:43:31.000 Well, you're the fake expert.

01:43:32.000 Tell me what you think.

01:43:33.000 He fills up a bag with gas.

01:43:35.000 Right.

01:43:36.000 And of course it's leaking.

01:43:38.000 Because it was burning through the plastic.

01:43:40.000 So he leaves it there.

01:43:42.000 And then he gets a basket.

01:43:45.000 No.

01:43:46.000 Now, maybe it's a fake basket that's plastic and not like bamboo.

01:43:49.000 Oh, I see.

01:43:52.000 He's got gas all over his pants now.

01:43:57.000 And he but delicately lays, like, he's not even tying It.

01:44:00.000 Wow.

01:44:05.000 And now that, assuming it's, it has to be a fake basket that's just plastic to made like wood, right?

01:44:11.000 Right.

01:44:11.000 And it's like, it's not porous at all.

01:44:14.000 Right, right.

01:44:15.000 But even so, even so, that's a disaster waiting to happen.

01:44:23.000 You take a left turn and that thing's gone.

01:44:27.000 Yeah, what's he doing?

01:44:29.000 Anyway.

01:44:31.000 Fun show today.

01:44:33.000 Tomorrow we're going down the street to Anthony's studio as we are wont to do.

01:44:37.000 I was watching some of those older ones where I was drunk.

01:44:40.000 It's not good to be drunk on TV.

01:44:41.000 You're not interested.

01:44:42.000 Just do anything.

01:44:43.000 It's embarrassing.

01:44:45.000 But this was the rush show, the fast show.

01:44:47.000 We got out a lot of stuff.

01:44:49.000 We got fucking, look at all these pages.

01:44:51.000 We got all that done and handled.

01:44:53.000 Very informative show.

01:44:54.000 And that's one of our top priorities here at Censored.tv is not wasting your time.

01:44:59.000 We got a new spiel coming up soon.

01:45:01.000 Josh Denny should be done in any second now.

01:45:03.000 God, he's fucking late.

01:45:06.000 And shit like that.

01:45:09.000 I'm going to come.

01:45:11.000 Get fired.

01:45:12.000 Get in trouble.

01:45:13.000 Be brave.

01:45:13.000 And never stop fighting.

01:45:17.000 I'm in trouble and there's nobody else.

01:45:21.000 I'm in trouble.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 25, 2021

S03E112 - THE FAST SHOW

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