Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E113

00:00:45.000 What's that song called?

00:00:47.000 Sharp Tongues by Dead Bony.

00:00:50.000 Sharp Tongues by Dead Bony.

00:00:51.000 Dead Bony of Iglazko, by the way.

00:00:53.000 That's her fucking debut.

00:00:55.000 Brand new band on it Iglazki.

00:00:57.000 Fucking magic.

00:00:58.000 So it is.

00:01:00.000 Look at that.

00:01:02.000 She's a bony wee girl.

00:01:05.000 Turn it up.

00:01:18.000 Anyway, great man.

00:01:19.000 It's wrong to work on Memorial Day.

00:01:22.000 It's disrespectful to the soldiers.

00:01:23.000 We are not.

00:01:24.000 Boy, these helmets really echo, echo, echo.

00:01:27.000 This is a booming voice.

00:01:29.000 It's a tactical advantage.

00:01:31.000 Why?

00:01:31.000 So when you hear sounds of Charlie, it echoes.

00:01:34.000 So you confirmed, in triple confirmed, that you've heard a noise.

00:01:38.000 I made that up.

00:01:39.000 I'll take it.

00:01:40.000 That's how Ryan...

00:01:41.000 The only time Ryan knows facts is when he's invented them.

00:01:44.000 Correct.

00:01:47.000 Today is Memorial Day, but today is not Memorial Day.

00:01:50.000 This is a pre-taped show we taped on Friday.

00:01:54.000 And we're airing it.

00:01:56.000 I don't know when we'll air it.

00:01:57.000 It doesn't even make sense.

00:01:58.000 Why wait till Monday?

00:02:00.000 We should air it like this is Friday today for us.

00:02:05.000 Anyway, we've got a fun show.

00:02:06.000 We're going to talk to a couple vets.

00:02:09.000 And we're going to talk to the guy who, the whistleblower at Facebook there, Morgan Kamen, I think his name is.

00:02:15.000 We have a lot in common.

00:02:18.000 But in the interim, let's just jump into the show, shall we?

00:02:24.000 So remember yesterday where Biden was going the chocolate.

00:02:28.000 I can't do this.

00:02:28.000 This is...

00:02:30.000 The helmet?

00:02:31.000 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:02:33.000 He's so crazy.

00:02:35.000 Happy Memorial Day, by the way, guys.

00:02:37.000 I hope you just take a second out of the day to recognize the sacrifice that these guys make.

00:02:51.000 And you know, there's wars where you're going into fight like World War II that seems like an ethical war.

00:02:58.000 There's also a bunch of bullshit wars.

00:03:01.000 Like Vietnam, Afghanistan, Grenada.

00:03:03.000 What the fuck were we doing there?

00:03:05.000 I don't understand half of these wars.

00:03:08.000 And when you look them up, and you read about them, you understand them even less.

00:03:12.000 And it's particularly brave of these guys to not say, I'm only going to go for the cool wars, the wars that make sense.

00:03:19.000 Oh, this is because Cuba was moving in on them.

00:03:22.000 Cuba was trying to make it a strategic stronghold.

00:03:24.000 And we said, but they're particularly brave because that's not their job.

00:03:35.000 You know, they're not meant to sit and have a debate with their commanding officer about the ethics of that particular decision.

00:03:41.000 They just go and do it, no matter how much it sucks.

00:03:45.000 And when you think of how, like, for me, sparring scares me.

00:03:49.000 I get nervous when it's time to spar.

00:03:51.000 I don't like getting hit in the head.

00:03:54.000 I love training boxing, but any day not sparring is a good day for old daddy Gav.

00:03:59.000 That's a controlled environment where the worst, very worst case is I get knocked out, which never happens.

00:04:06.000 I have headgear on.

00:04:07.000 I've got my little crotch gear.

00:04:09.000 I've got giant 16-ounce gloves where often there's little sponges, like people will wear sponges on their knuckles.

00:04:14.000 Couldn't be safer, really.

00:04:16.000 And that makes me shit my pants.

00:04:18.000 Now, imagine bullets whizzing past your head.

00:04:21.000 Or we're going to talk to an IED specialist soon.

00:04:25.000 Imagine that level of fucking bravery.

00:04:31.000 It's amazing.

00:04:32.000 And then they die.

00:04:34.000 And the coffin gets sent home for Grenada.

00:04:39.000 And some mom goes, I hope you were right when you came up with this idea.

00:04:44.000 I hope you know what you're doing.

00:04:47.000 And then we have this war within the military, almost as effective as an invasion, where they start eating away from the inside at our country.

00:04:59.000 And that's just not in the military.

00:05:02.000 It's in our...

00:05:04.000 You talk about systemic racism.

00:05:06.000 There's systemic anti-masculinity going on.

00:05:09.000 There's systemic anti-Americanism.

00:05:12.000 Carl Benjamin had a great tweet.

00:05:14.000 Did we show this tweet about what's happening to our country?

00:05:18.000 You know, my wife hates that I'm always in the news and Proud Boys are in the news and she's worried about how it's going to affect the kids.

00:05:24.000 But I have to convey to her that we're in a war.

00:05:29.000 I'll email this to you, Ryan.

00:05:30.000 It was like, I think it's a scene from idiocracy, but it sure looks like where we are now.

00:05:39.000 And I got to convey to her that, you know, I'm no soldier by any means, though I am a war movie vent.

00:05:46.000 But on a very small, lesser scale, I'm out here fighting for Western civilization.

00:05:52.000 And yeah, there's casualties.

00:05:54.000 There's our kids getting ostracized.

00:05:56.000 There's my house getting vandalized.

00:06:00.000 But it all pales in comparison to this war we're fighting to save our country, save our civilization.

00:06:10.000 Your history is being erased.

00:06:12.000 Your grandchildren will have no gender, no ethnicity, no nationality.

00:06:15.000 They will be subjugated worker drones.

00:06:17.000 They will inherit nothing.

00:06:20.000 This is what we're trying to fight.

00:06:22.000 This is what we're trying to avoid.

00:06:24.000 And that picture, that infrastructure, looks exactly like Miami.

00:06:29.000 You know, all these dystopias, like remember that Black Mirror episode where it has this female trucker and she has a social credit score of zero because she dared to speak out about something.

00:06:39.000 And she's with this woman who is almost at a, I think it's, I forget how it goes, like A, B, C, D, E. And she was at a B minus, and she was about to step up to a B plus and maybe an A in her community, but there was an argument at the car rental place, and she kept going lower and lower and lower until she's down with this random female trucker.

00:06:58.000 And you go, well, that's a crazy dystopia.

00:07:02.000 Thank God we'll never get there.

00:07:05.000 And then here we are.

00:07:07.000 And as we'll learn today with our Facebook whistleblower, when you speak truth to power, as they like to say, you're muffled, you're silenced.

00:07:18.000 So as we try to expose this decay from within, we get silenced.

00:07:23.000 We get sequestered.

00:07:24.000 We get pushed over to the side.

00:07:26.000 Yeah, that's the episode.

00:07:27.000 I think that's Ron Cunningham's daughter.

00:07:30.000 Yeah.

00:07:31.000 I fucked her at a party once.

00:07:34.000 What is his real name?

00:07:35.000 Cunningham was his character name.

00:07:37.000 Oh, yeah, Ron.

00:07:38.000 No, Archie Cunningham was his name.

00:07:41.000 Yeah, so five is the ideal.

00:07:45.000 Isn't it funny if she personally said something like, I support Palestine, or there's a real problem with anti-whiteness in this country, or women don't belong in the military, or I don't think gay marriage is real,

00:08:01.000 or there's only two genders.

00:08:03.000 If she said any of those things, this actress would become this character.

00:08:08.000 Wait, she should do...

00:08:09.000 That would have been great.

00:08:10.000 If I was her, I would have done that.

00:08:11.000 I'd be like, I just did that to prove that this isn't a Black Mirror episode.

00:08:15.000 Yeah.

00:08:16.000 I mean, that would be a very short career.

00:08:17.000 I don't think she's done much.

00:08:19.000 She's kind of a big gal, too.

00:08:21.000 She's fucking pretty cool.

00:08:23.000 Yeah, she's got a nice big fat ass.

00:08:25.000 She's a big old broad.

00:08:26.000 I was talking to my trainer today about big fat asses.

00:08:29.000 Oh, she shows up at the end there all muddy.

00:08:31.000 Spoiler alert.

00:08:32.000 Yeah.

00:08:33.000 We just ruined it.

00:08:34.000 That little chick looks like a little ape.

00:08:35.000 She looks better there.

00:08:37.000 Yeah, that's hot.

00:08:38.000 She got casting counter background.

00:08:40.000 Yeah.

00:08:41.000 Look at that little chick.

00:08:42.000 She looks like a little monkey lady.

00:08:44.000 That is not a hottie for me.

00:08:46.000 That's a pass.

00:08:47.000 Yeah.

00:08:48.000 I'm not bananas about her.

00:08:49.000 She's bananas with bananas.

00:08:51.000 Look at his tie on his.

00:08:52.000 Wait.

00:08:53.000 Is this, oh, it's the future.

00:08:54.000 Look how they're going to tie ties in the future.

00:08:59.000 Look at them.

00:09:00.000 Look at that.

00:09:00.000 Oh, that's even worse.

00:09:01.000 It's the future of ties.

00:09:02.000 That's what the black mirror thing is about.

00:09:04.000 This is the horror of the future.

00:09:05.000 Not all of this shit.

00:09:07.000 Tie knots.

00:09:08.000 Remember Derek Beckles and I were doing a pilot for some show, and we had to wear suits, and he shows up, and that's what his tie looked like.

00:09:14.000 And I realized, not only can you not tie a tie, which is embarrassing, but you guessed.

00:09:22.000 Yeah.

00:09:24.000 No, I was talking to my trainer today about fat asses, and I told him, I was saying, because I'm getting so incredibly ripped and my body's so perfect, I was mocking women.

00:09:34.000 A lot of his subjects are women.

00:09:36.000 That doesn't say much about me.

00:09:38.000 Clients, that this liposuction thing is fucking gross and it doesn't work.

00:09:43.000 And you have like you're weeping.

00:09:45.000 You have these sores on the side of you with tubes coming in them for days that are like weeping pus and fat.

00:09:51.000 It's not like they go zip, plop, zip.

00:09:53.000 It's not removing a tumor.

00:09:55.000 It's just like bleeding fat out.

00:09:57.000 And then they go, I look great.

00:09:58.000 And they don't.

00:09:58.000 They just look weird.

00:10:00.000 You don't have like a muscular tummy.

00:10:02.000 You just have like a less flabby one with holes and a scar.

00:10:06.000 And then they get fat again.

00:10:08.000 And then they want another one.

00:10:09.000 It's disgusting.

00:10:11.000 And then he started telling me about even more disgusting shit, like ass implants, which I've never understood.

00:10:18.000 And I go, are they, he's Puerto Rican, so he knows people who have done them.

00:10:21.000 He knows plenty.

00:10:24.000 And I go, is it bags or is it fat?

00:10:26.000 And he goes, often it's the fat from the stomach put into the ass.

00:10:30.000 But that's just fat.

00:10:32.000 So it's going to shift around.

00:10:34.000 And I was like, that's what I don't get about ass implants.

00:10:36.000 I get fake hits.

00:10:38.000 They just sit there.

00:10:40.000 And, you know, they could have pins poking out of them.

00:10:44.000 And that's not going to really be an issue except when you sleep on your stomach.

00:10:47.000 But an ass, like I'm sitting on an ass right now as we speak.

00:10:51.000 So if there's bags there, they're going to slowly get flattened and squooshed and moved aside.

00:10:56.000 So apparently they put this like spank suit on you after they put the fat in your ass.

00:11:00.000 I won't speak to the bags.

00:11:01.000 This is just the fat thing.

00:11:03.000 Then you cannot sit down for four months as the fat forms.

00:11:09.000 So secretaries are out.

00:11:11.000 You have to lie on your stomach.

00:11:12.000 You cannot lie on your back.

00:11:15.000 It looks so fucking stupid.

00:11:16.000 I see it on black women and Hispanic women at the airport.

00:11:20.000 And I'm just like, you're a clown.

00:11:24.000 Like, no one wants that.

00:11:27.000 It's bizarre.

00:11:31.000 And he goes, well, you know, for your sugar daddy, you got to flex.

00:11:35.000 Oh, look at that thing.

00:11:37.000 Butt shot's gone bad.

00:11:39.000 You know what I bet it is?

00:11:40.000 If you're lazy enough to get a fake ass instead of doing squats or whatever the natural way is, you're also too lazy to go by the rules that they gave you.

00:11:50.000 So you just fucking sit down even though you're not supposed to and you wreck your weird fat ass as you eat Kentucky Fried Chicken and get fat again.

00:11:58.000 Ooh, I forgot I said it on my ass.

00:12:02.000 They would say.

00:12:03.000 So yesterday I offered my kingdom to see the journalist who was going, Chagachiva!

00:12:13.000 Now, the media are a bunch of sycophants, but I have some kind of bad news.

00:12:18.000 I think it's an actual mentally handicapped Hispanic gentleman that we were all making fun of yesterday.

00:12:25.000 Not exactly punching up.

00:12:28.000 There, stop.

00:12:29.000 I think it's that guy in the gray sweatsuit.

00:12:32.000 I think he's with his mom.

00:12:33.000 I think he lives with his mom.

00:12:34.000 I think she pours him a bowl of Cheerios every morning and she washes the shit stains out of his underwear.

00:12:40.000 So all yesterday, including the thumbnail for yesterday's show, when I was calling the media retards, I may have been focused on someone who's mentally deficient.

00:12:51.000 Whamp, whamp, whamp, whamp whamp whamp whamp.

00:12:54.000 Turn it up.

00:13:18.000 You know what?

00:13:20.000 The only way that Biden could have a sit-down interview with someone where he seems like they're both on the same page would be him and that guy.

00:13:27.000 He'd go, hi, I vote for you.

00:13:30.000 And Biden would go, well, come on, man.

00:13:31.000 Thanks.

00:13:32.000 Hey, he votes for me.

00:13:33.000 Vice Principal Nebrask Tobaggin.

00:13:36.000 I love Barack Tobagan.

00:13:37.000 He my friend, too.

00:13:39.000 Yeah, well, he was my friend.

00:13:40.000 I like him.

00:13:41.000 I like him too.

00:13:42.000 Me too.

00:13:43.000 Me too.

00:13:46.000 What are you doing?

00:13:47.000 Well, did you see him interviewing?

00:13:50.000 He was on a Zoom call with Fauci and the craziest tranny fag guy you've ever seen.

00:13:56.000 Have you seen that?

00:13:57.000 No.

00:13:57.000 They're on the same level.

00:14:03.000 Oh, good.

00:14:03.000 Like Regal Buffett.

00:14:08.000 We're so excited what you're doing for the country.

00:14:11.000 Mr. President, what do you think?

00:14:12.000 Eat chocolate chocolate chip.

00:14:14.000 Chocolate chocolate chip.

00:14:16.000 Mr. President, what is your message to Republicans who are prepared to block the January 6th Commission?

00:14:24.000 So stop.

00:14:26.000 What do you think of Republicans who want to block the Commission?

00:14:28.000 They want to block the Commission because they know that it was not a riot.

00:14:31.000 It was a meandering.

00:14:32.000 They think it's a waste of time.

00:14:34.000 Beggs, Ethan Nordine, I think 30 proud boys are still in lockdown like they are mass murderers who command an army.

00:14:44.000 So we're still dealing with this stupid shit.

00:14:46.000 And you have liberal activists who are like, can you just put them on the electric chair already?

00:14:50.000 What are we waiting for?

00:14:52.000 And I know I sound disappointed that we were making fun of, we accidentally made fun of a mentally handicapped person.

00:14:59.000 Joe Biden saves this clip by being mentally handicapped.

00:15:02.000 Listen to his answer when he's asked if you should halt this investigation into the January 6th meandering.

00:15:17.000 On the commission?

00:15:20.000 I think it's...

00:15:22.000 I can't imagine anyone voting against the establishing of a commission on the greatest assault since the Civil War on the Capitol.

00:15:31.000 But at any rate, Cameroon.

00:15:39.000 The January 6th meandering was the same as the Civil War or the greatest assault on our institutions, our democracy since the Civil War.

00:15:50.000 Civil War, 620,000 dead, equivalent of 5 million today.

00:15:54.000 The Capitol, five dead, and three of those were bullshit, and one of those were ours.

00:16:01.000 Remember SickNick?

00:16:04.000 Sicknik died of natural causes.

00:16:06.000 Yeah, but his mother says it isn't.

00:16:08.000 Yeah, usually the mom is going to be a little overly protective of her boy.

00:16:14.000 That's usually the case.

00:16:17.000 He died of natural causes.

00:16:18.000 He was not knocked out and killed with pepper spray in a fucking extinguisher.

00:16:23.000 The Civil War.

00:16:24.000 Can you believe he just said that?

00:16:27.000 That's way beyond retarded.

00:16:29.000 Who is this guy?

00:16:31.000 Oh my God.

00:16:32.000 What a shitty person.

00:16:34.000 James Charles has been out of...

00:16:37.000 Forget the homosexuality.

00:16:38.000 Imagine this was a woman about to interview the president and that was her intro.

00:16:42.000 Like, take away the gayness.

00:16:43.000 Right.

00:16:44.000 Just make this modern journalism.

00:16:49.000 Come wipe.

00:16:50.000 Hi.

00:16:51.000 I am Laura Ingram and I'm on Fox News.

00:16:57.000 Can you hear me now?

00:16:58.000 I can hear you.

00:16:58.000 You can call me Joe POTUS if you'd like.

00:17:01.000 President of the United States, but I'll drop the POTUS if you drop the MUA.

00:17:05.000 Deal.

00:17:06.000 Exactly.

00:17:07.000 There we go.

00:17:08.000 It'll be President Biden and Dr. Fauci.

00:17:10.000 How are you guys doing?

00:17:12.000 Doing well.

00:17:12.000 Doing fine.

00:17:13.000 How are you?

00:17:14.000 Oh, doing fantastic.

00:17:15.000 Thank you guys so much for doing this with me.

00:17:16.000 I really, really appreciate it.

00:17:17.000 You guys are absolutely great.

00:17:18.000 I have a couple questions for you guys to answer, if that's okay.

00:17:22.000 This is going to be directed to both of you guys.

00:17:23.000 And my first question is going to be, there's a lot of rumors that are hopping around that young and...

00:17:30.000 Can you imagine how China and the Middle East feels and Russia when they look and all of Central America, South America, Africa?

00:17:40.000 Okay, the world outside of Western Europe.

00:17:45.000 Can you imagine how they feel when they look at us?

00:17:49.000 I would just be like, I'm going to bomb them.

00:17:51.000 I think the opposite.

00:17:52.000 Maybe they feel bad.

00:17:52.000 They'd be like, we can't bomb retards.

00:17:54.000 If I was a jihadist, like Osama bin Laden.

00:17:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:57.000 I think the time is now, guys.

00:18:00.000 Look at who's interviewing the president.

00:18:02.000 Let's just fucking attack him.

00:18:04.000 If I was Kim Jong-un, I know I don't have a lot to show for it, but maybe I can take out DC.

00:18:09.000 Yeah, 9-11 was in advance for this, actually.

00:18:14.000 Things weren't actually that bad.

00:18:15.000 9-11 was right.

00:18:19.000 This is us earning good point, Osama.

00:18:22.000 I wish you won.

00:18:24.000 Of course, we're kidding.

00:18:26.000 That's a joke.

00:18:27.000 Healthy people don't need to get the vaccine.

00:18:29.000 You should save it for people who are a little bit older.

00:18:32.000 What do you guys think about that?

00:18:33.000 Both of your guys' thoughts.

00:18:35.000 I was listening to you.

00:18:36.000 Young children, even though statistically.

00:18:40.000 Statistically?

00:18:42.000 What are you, DJ Khaled?

00:18:43.000 Second Stansons?

00:18:46.000 What is he?

00:18:47.000 What's his name?

00:18:48.000 Talib.

00:18:50.000 Oh, Talib Stark.

00:18:51.000 Talib Stark.

00:18:52.000 Statistically.

00:18:53.000 Well, according to statistics, Philadelphia has a higher crime rate than most other states in the United States.

00:19:00.000 What do you think about a sports watch with a suit, Fauci?

00:19:03.000 Terrible, stupid look.

00:19:05.000 He looked like a little kid at his first job interview.

00:19:15.000 With mental health issues like you?

00:19:18.000 You know what that screams when you have a Casio watch with a suit?

00:19:21.000 I'm a cheap ass.

00:19:23.000 Yeah.

00:19:24.000 That might be an express suit, no joke.

00:19:27.000 The other thing that I think people don't appreciate is that even with people who get mild disease or very few symptoms, there's a syndrome that referred to as long COVID, which means you get does it go all the way to the next election and require mail-in ballots,

00:19:43.000 Mr. Fauci?

00:19:44.000 All right, that's pathetic.

00:19:46.000 What a shit show.

00:19:48.000 Speaking of my pet Biden, here is him doing a lecture.

00:19:54.000 Wait, have I got it right here?

00:19:58.000 No, no, no, the 1-1.

00:20:00.000 Here he is doing a lecture on economics.

00:20:02.000 Imagine you're taking economics, you're going $100,000 in debt at NYU to hear your economics professor talk like this.

00:20:10.000 Why do you think they buy back the stock to raise the price innovation by the stock?

00:20:16.000 Oh my God.

00:20:17.000 We must be number one in the world.

00:20:21.000 Come on.

00:20:22.000 This is the United States of America, for God's sake.

00:20:25.000 And I hear that as last night's vaccine lottery, Ohio has a new millionaire.

00:20:31.000 I tell you what, who would have thunk it?

00:20:33.000 A million bucks for getting a vaccine.

00:20:35.000 My mom used to have an especially say, you know, the greatest gift God gave mankind was the ability to forget.

00:20:42.000 Because if it didn't do that, everyone would only have one child.

00:20:46.000 People never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever thought they'd need that kind of help.

00:20:52.000 Stop.

00:20:53.000 Did he say my mom used to have a vest?

00:20:57.000 Yeah, I don't.

00:20:58.000 That I did not say or my mom used to say, but my mom used to have a vest.

00:21:02.000 Thunk it.

00:21:03.000 Million bucks for getting the vaccine.

00:21:05.000 My mom used to have us best she say, you know.

00:21:08.000 My mom used to have us vest, she said.

00:21:11.000 What?

00:21:17.000 My mom used to have us in bed.

00:21:20.000 Used to have us in bed, she'd say.

00:21:23.000 Maybe used to have us in bed sheets, dressed as the clan.

00:21:26.000 I love walking away from the mic.

00:21:29.000 She said the best thing.

00:21:30.000 Oh, yeah, that's what he's saying.

00:21:31.000 The best thing that God...

00:21:32.000 So he's getting the word best from later on in the story and putting it at the beginning.

00:21:37.000 This is her best.

00:21:38.000 Good and bad.

00:21:39.000 Her story that uses the word best.

00:21:41.000 He has a profound ability to forget.

00:21:44.000 Fuck's forgetting the vaccine.

00:21:45.000 My mom used to have it as best she'd say, you know, the greatest gift God gave mankind was the ability to forget.

00:21:51.000 Joe, get the f ⁇ up.

00:21:54.000 Everyone would only have one child.

00:21:56.000 People never ever forget.

00:21:57.000 The best thing that God ever did was give us the ability to forget.

00:22:03.000 Biden back.

00:22:05.000 Sir?

00:22:05.000 Otherwise, we'd only have one child.

00:22:11.000 They'd need that kind of help.

00:22:14.000 Well, 56 better.

00:22:18.000 And by the way, if you'll hold for a second, think about this.

00:22:29.000 What are we doing?

00:22:30.000 I'm not counting those because they have jump cuts.

00:22:32.000 That's cheating.

00:22:34.000 So what are we doing?

00:22:35.000 But here's the deal.

00:22:37.000 From 1948 after the war to 1977.

00:22:43.000 I think it was 1977.

00:22:46.000 79.

00:22:47.000 Now, so you got over 50% going to stock buybacks.

00:22:52.000 And the other percent, I think it's 42%.

00:22:57.000 Let me see.

00:22:58.000 56%.

00:22:58.000 It's 40%.

00:23:00.000 The Biden economic plan is working.

00:23:04.000 He can't do 100 minus 56.

00:23:06.000 And he certainly can't do 77 minus 49.

00:23:10.000 Another thing I noticed, look at the colors on this dude's face.

00:23:13.000 Like, they made fun of Trump for being orange.

00:23:15.000 At least it was just one color.

00:23:17.000 Yellow near the temples, yellow near the jaw, purple near the ear, red near the nose.

00:23:22.000 I think he wears a mask, and the condensation sweats off the foundation.

00:23:26.000 So that's his real skin around his nose.

00:23:29.000 And then the foundation is all up there, not touched by the mask.

00:23:32.000 He's a fucking mess.

00:23:34.000 What a shit show.

00:23:34.000 And the media is absolutely oblivious.

00:23:37.000 This was an interesting.

00:23:40.000 Actually, let's talk to our first soldier.

00:23:43.000 Let's talk to the IED guy, if he's there.

00:23:46.000 We want this to be a thread throughout the show.

00:23:54.000 Hello?

00:23:57.000 Hello?

00:23:58.000 Hey, how you doing?

00:24:00.000 I'm doing all right, Gav.

00:24:01.000 What's going on?

00:24:03.000 Thank you for your service.

00:24:06.000 Yeah, my pleasure.

00:24:08.000 It was good times.

00:24:10.000 Do you miss it?

00:24:14.000 To be honest, I don't.

00:24:15.000 I've been out for two years now, and haven't worked out once, and I don't miss it.

00:24:21.000 Are you fat now?

00:24:26.000 I did blew it up a little bit, but I've cut back on stuffing as much food into my gullet.

00:24:32.000 So down about 15 pounds since the start of the year.

00:24:37.000 Does he still eat with the three chews and then swallow?

00:24:40.000 That's how they make you eat, right?

00:24:43.000 Do I still do what?

00:24:44.000 The three chews and swallow?

00:24:46.000 Do they teach you how to eat in boot camp?

00:24:50.000 No, so I was an officer, so I never had to go through like a traditional boot camp.

00:24:57.000 But they definitely do teach you to eat quickly.

00:25:01.000 So what was your service?

00:25:03.000 What did you do?

00:25:05.000 Yeah, so I was an engineer officer.

00:25:08.000 I joined in 2011, deployed to Afghanistan in July of 2012 and led a route clearance platoon to go and find IEDs before they found us.

00:25:21.000 And we were attached to Her Majesty's Army over there in Hellman Province.

00:25:26.000 We got to work for the Brits.

00:25:28.000 And yeah, we basically, our job was to go find IEDs.

00:25:31.000 That sounds scary as shit.

00:25:36.000 It definitely could be.

00:25:37.000 They call it the pucker factor.

00:25:40.000 I was actually the only officer in my battalion to find an IED myself.

00:25:46.000 We were doing a feint operation where we were going to drive across this bridge and get the Taliban to start talking on their radios.

00:25:55.000 And at the last second before going over the bridge, we took a left and we were crossing this little dry kind of riverbed.

00:26:03.000 And I was looking out my window and I spotted what looked like a cord or a cable.

00:26:10.000 And sure enough, it was lamp cord and there was an IED under the truck.

00:26:14.000 And we moved forward, stops.

00:26:17.000 We have these big trucks called buffaloes that were digging, and they dug up about a 40-pound IED.

00:26:23.000 And yeah, there's definitely a pucker factor that's associated with it.

00:26:27.000 Wait, I'm sorry, I'm stupid.

00:26:28.000 Tucker factor?

00:26:29.000 Cucker?

00:26:30.000 What's the word?

00:26:31.000 Pucker.

00:26:31.000 Oh, pucker.

00:26:32.000 I get it.

00:26:32.000 Right, right, right.

00:26:34.000 Yeah, pucker.

00:26:35.000 So the bridge was not laced.

00:26:38.000 It was the little small dry thing that you were going over that had the 40-pound IED.

00:26:44.000 Yes, that's exactly right.

00:26:46.000 The bridge might have been also, but we had no intention of truly going over it.

00:26:50.000 We were acting like it to get them to start up their ICOM chatter.

00:26:54.000 But yeah, it was called a feint.

00:26:55.000 So we had no intention of going over it.

00:26:58.000 So what would that 40-pound IED have done?

00:27:03.000 It would have messed up the vehicle pretty bad.

00:27:08.000 We probably got hit.

00:27:10.000 That's kind of the standard size.

00:27:12.000 So they put them in what's called YPOCS.

00:27:15.000 YPOC, it stands for Yellow Palm Olive Container.

00:27:20.000 If you were to Google ID, that's what you would see.

00:27:23.000 But that's kind of the standard size.

00:27:24.000 And they messed up the vehicles pretty bad.

00:27:26.000 But it was 2012.

00:27:27.000 So at that point in time, we were riding in V-shaped hull vehicles.

00:27:32.000 So that V-shape really deflects the blast a lot better than kind of your standard Hum Vs that are low to the ground and flat.

00:27:41.000 Oh, right, right.

00:27:42.000 But yeah, we did get hit by a really bad one on our very last mission.

00:27:48.000 And I'll send you guys some photos.

00:27:51.000 It completely destroyed the vehicle.

00:27:53.000 And you're talking about massive, massive, massive trucks.

00:27:56.000 And it basically broke the thing in half.

00:28:00.000 And by the grace of God, the guys lived.

00:28:06.000 But it died.

00:28:08.000 This is going to sound very bigoted, but I'm impressed that these savages can make bombs.

00:28:18.000 Yeah, they make them out of fertilizer, and they also don't do it very often, but they can actually make it out of urine.

00:28:27.000 They basically urinate and dry it out, and they can collect some mineral deposits from it to help make the explosive stuff.

00:28:39.000 But it's called HME, Homemade Explosive.

00:28:42.000 And yeah, it's kind of impressive.

00:28:46.000 Yeah, I see them as like Jabberwockies from Star Wars.

00:28:51.000 You know, those guys with the little red eyes?

00:28:53.000 Yeah.

00:28:54.000 The idea that they're making these.

00:28:56.000 They definitely are.

00:28:58.000 Well, they definitely are.

00:29:01.000 We were in a valley once and we met with some local Afghans and they asked if we were the Russians.

00:29:09.000 They are so disconnected and completely out of touch that they thought the Russians had never left from the 80s.

00:29:19.000 Wow.

00:29:19.000 They were asking if we were the Russians.

00:29:21.000 Have you ever seen the video where they were doing jumping jacks in Iraq?

00:29:26.000 I have.

00:29:27.000 That's a golden piece of comedy.

00:29:30.000 Now, that to me sums everything up.

00:29:33.000 Like, if you can't learn jumping jacks, you're not equal but different.

00:29:37.000 You're below us.

00:29:40.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:29:41.000 Yes.

00:29:41.000 That is definitely true.

00:29:43.000 But I have something I've been meaning to tell you all about.

00:29:45.000 So we had interpreters who are Afghans, obviously.

00:29:50.000 And I was showing them pictures of my girlfriend from college who she's half Italian, half Filipino.

00:29:57.000 And when I told them that she was part Filipino, they started laughing at me.

00:30:02.000 Because believe it or not, the Afghans, although they are at the very bottom of the cultural totem pole, they actually believe that Filipinos are worse off than them.

00:30:12.000 And this girl is gorgeous.

00:30:14.000 But they laughed at me for dating a Filipino.

00:30:17.000 Yeah, you loser.

00:30:19.000 You loser dating the only Asians with a big ass?

00:30:25.000 Do you remember, like, the one thing that shows you that they're not that qualified is the innumerable times that they blow themselves up making the bombs.

00:30:37.000 Yeah.

00:30:38.000 Yeah.

00:30:38.000 The Brits showed us a video that they had captured where this guy buried an ID and a British platoon walked across it and it never went off.

00:30:48.000 And so the guy, the Afghan who buried it, goes up to it and starts stepping on it and it won't go off.

00:30:56.000 And then he jumps on it and blows himself to smithereen.

00:30:59.000 So it's not that he even got hurt in the making of it.

00:31:03.000 He deconated it because he didn't have the critical thinking skills to think one step ahead.

00:31:09.000 Yeah, throw a rock on it or something, dumbass.

00:31:12.000 Remember, there was a few years ago, actually, it might have been 10 years ago by now, where there was guys that were caught pissing on these dead dudes.

00:31:21.000 Oh my God, this could be 20 years ago.

00:31:23.000 Yeah, the Marines.

00:31:24.000 And I think it was Alan West who said, look, what they did was not good behavior, but unless you've been there, shut your mouth.

00:31:34.000 War is hell.

00:31:36.000 And I always said those guys who did that should have been punished.

00:31:40.000 They should have had their TV privileges revoked for 24 hours.

00:31:43.000 And on their next day off, they should have been denied beer for at least half the day.

00:31:51.000 I think that would be a pretty good punishment.

00:31:53.000 But yeah, I mean, quite honestly, it pales in comparison to what the others do.

00:31:58.000 While we were there, again, this is in 2012, there was a village, not too far from us, but I guess some of the kids and the guys in the village were dancing and listening to music.

00:32:10.000 And so there were 12 of them, and the Taliban decapitated them.

00:32:14.000 So if we're going to talk about urinating on the corpses of warriors, well, there are worse things.

00:32:22.000 Yeah, I think that whole reaction kind of sums up the way that America feels about war and the military and bravery and masculinity and toxic whiteness and all of this stuff, rugged individualism are bad.

00:32:36.000 Like in the 70s, they had never seen war before.

00:32:40.000 So they see kids running away and they go, like from a fire, and they go, wait, wait, stop the war.

00:32:44.000 I didn't know there were kids there.

00:32:46.000 And they didn't realize there were kids in World War II and World War I in Korea and blah, blah, blah.

00:32:51.000 And I think now what's going on is they're seeing more and more of the horrors of war.

00:32:57.000 And it's a repeat of Vietnam where they're going, stop, stop, stop, it's horrible.

00:33:00.000 Why are you pissing on them?

00:33:02.000 And they don't realize that the Taliban, ISIS, all these jihadists are cutting off soldiers' fingers, selling them in the market, ripping their hearts out of their chests, eating their hearts.

00:33:15.000 They're animals.

00:33:16.000 I have a movie recommendation for your list.

00:33:22.000 Okay.

00:33:23.000 It's an HBO documentary called The Battle for Marsha.

00:33:28.000 And Marsha is spelled M-A-R-J-A-H.

00:33:32.000 Marsha was a couple hours south of where we were in Helmin Province.

00:33:37.000 But I definitely recommend checking that out.

00:33:40.000 Great movie.

00:33:43.000 Wonderfully done documentary.

00:33:45.000 And it'll give you a sneak peek at all that stuff that you just mentioned.

00:33:49.000 All right.

00:33:49.000 And I bet it's going to take me about an hour to figure out why the fuck they were in Marja.

00:33:57.000 You know?

00:33:58.000 Hello?

00:34:01.000 Yeah, I'm here.

00:34:02.000 I'm here.

00:34:03.000 Yeah, that's one thing that confuses me about all these wars is why we're there.

00:34:07.000 How do you feel about pulling out of Afghanistan?

00:34:10.000 What if we just pulled everyone out of the entire Middle East tomorrow?

00:34:15.000 Yeah, I'm 100% for it.

00:34:17.000 Absolutely.

00:34:19.000 While I was there in 2012, it was probably obvious at that point that we had been there for 10 years or right around 10 years.

00:34:30.000 And it was probably obvious then that it was time to go.

00:34:34.000 Look, Afghanistan, here's the thing that a lot of people won't tell you.

00:34:38.000 The Afghans don't want democracy.

00:34:42.000 They have no interest in it.

00:34:44.000 It's not for them.

00:34:45.000 It's not a part of their culture.

00:34:46.000 It's not something that they put on a pedestal like a lot of folks in the West do.

00:34:52.000 It'd be like trying to get your dog to wipe its ass with toilet paper.

00:34:57.000 It's just not what they do.

00:34:58.000 They have no interest in it.

00:35:00.000 It's like we're bringing rap.

00:35:02.000 It's like we're bringing rap to the Hasidic Jewish community.

00:35:05.000 And we're going up to the guys with the paus and the big fur hats.

00:35:08.000 And we're saying, we have great news.

00:35:10.000 We have a slick rick and a public enemy CD for you.

00:35:13.000 You can all have one and you can enjoy rap whenever you want.

00:35:18.000 Yeah.

00:35:19.000 Yeah, it makes no sense.

00:35:21.000 We should have been out of Afghanistan a long, long time ago.

00:35:24.000 I hope Biden pulls them out in September.

00:35:28.000 I really wish Trump had done it like he said he would.

00:35:32.000 Yeah, there's absolutely no justification for us still being in Afghanistan 20 years later.

00:35:38.000 It's ridiculous.

00:35:39.000 And I'd be fully in favor of completely removing our forces from everywhere outside of the United States.

00:35:45.000 Each person that joins takes an oath to defend the United States.

00:35:49.000 Nowhere in that oath does it say they take the oath to defend Afghanistan or to defend Israel or to defend Germany or to defend any other country in Europe.

00:36:00.000 It's to defend the United States.

00:36:01.000 And the founders would be appalled if they saw that we have 600-plus bases around the United States.

00:36:08.000 It's bullshit and it needs to end.

00:36:10.000 Well, that makes you more brave because you went to a war that you didn't agree with.

00:36:17.000 Well, the unfortunate part is I did agree with it back then.

00:36:21.000 But I saw kind of a sneak peek at kind of the worst things that governments can do.

00:36:28.000 And it's been a changing point from then on.

00:36:32.000 I'm just thankful that the 30 soldiers that I led came back safely and none of them passed away.

00:36:39.000 None of them have taken their lives since then.

00:36:41.000 And if they had or if we had not gotten back, I'd be in some pain.

00:36:50.000 But thankfully, that didn't happen.

00:36:52.000 But yeah, my mind changed after that.

00:36:55.000 Fascinating.

00:36:55.000 All right, man.

00:36:56.000 Well, thank you for calling in and thank you for your service.

00:37:00.000 Yeah, my pleasure.

00:37:01.000 You guys have a good one.

00:37:02.000 Cheers.

00:37:02.000 Thank you.

00:37:03.000 Not again, and I fuck you on a large job.

00:37:09.000 Fake news.

00:37:10.000 News segment.

00:37:12.000 So CNN is the Young Turks.

00:37:15.000 At best.

00:37:17.000 I might even argue that the Young Turks is more moderate than CNN in some cases.

00:37:22.000 So according to CNN, questioning the election in any way is to question democracy.

00:37:27.000 Both sides, I would say, depending on who won, question elections throughout the past, let's say, fucking 20 years.

00:37:35.000 Every time there's an election, remember George Bush?

00:37:37.000 When he won over Al Gore, they were questioning it like crazy.

00:37:40.000 The other side always questions it.

00:37:42.000 You're not questioning democracy, obviously.

00:37:45.000 You're questioning that particular elections processes.

00:37:50.000 And you're getting as specific as certain states.

00:37:53.000 That's a legitimate thing to do.

00:37:54.000 That's a very democratic thing to do.

00:37:56.000 But CNN thinks you may not question it because you don't like democracy, which the opposite is true.

00:38:03.000 Anyway, this woman refuses to do an interview with CNN, so they track her down in the parking lot.

00:38:08.000 She handles it beautifully, mentions One America News, and they all roll their eyes as evidence that she's a QAnon.

00:38:15.000 Deeply revealing interview that shines new light on the sham election audit in Maricopa County, Arizona.

00:38:21.000 This is currently ground zero for people trying to promote the big lie about the last election.

00:38:25.000 This audit, air quotes, is being driven by the Arizona Senate president, Karen Fan, a Republican.

00:38:32.000 She declined a dozen requests for an interview, but CNN's Kyung Law caught up with her in the Senate parking lot.

00:38:37.000 Pause.

00:38:39.000 So the big lie is obviously a reference to the Nazis.

00:38:41.000 Dinesh D'Souza uses the same trick.

00:38:44.000 And you're lying.

00:38:44.000 You did not contact her a dozen times.

00:38:46.000 That's just bullshit.

00:38:48.000 I don't know what's legit, what isn't legit, but why wouldn't we want to answer those questions?

00:38:54.000 Are we just questioning democracy?

00:38:56.000 No, I'm questioning the integrity of the election system.

00:38:59.000 Which is the backbone of democracy.

00:39:01.000 That's right.

00:39:02.000 Which means we should have full 100% confidence in our democracy and in our election system.

00:39:08.000 You're talking about trying to disprove conspiracies.

00:39:13.000 If I have to, yes.

00:39:14.000 Why wouldn't we?

00:39:15.000 If somebody.

00:39:16.000 What the fuck?

00:39:17.000 This is just like that individual rugged thing the other day.

00:39:21.000 What the fuck?

00:39:22.000 I thought they were all about disproving conspiracies.

00:39:26.000 Wait, what the fuck's your elbow on?

00:39:30.000 It's a wrist pad.

00:39:32.000 A wrist pad?

00:39:34.000 Show the people at home.

00:39:36.000 What kind of pussy puts his elbows on a bean bag?

00:39:43.000 It's a very thing.

00:39:47.000 It's a very thing?

00:39:50.000 Mom would just say very thing.

00:39:52.000 You gotta get a mouse pad, man.

00:39:54.000 I gotta need to get a bean bag under my elbow, leaning on the table all the time.

00:39:58.000 Come on.

00:40:00.000 It's not enough to get a bean bag.

00:40:03.000 Listen, you gotta get the chair.

00:40:06.000 I'm gonna get in trouble.

00:40:07.000 My wife's gonna get me in trouble.

00:40:10.000 I didn't like how they misquoted that, by the way.

00:40:13.000 They made it seem like she wanted to sit on my lap.

00:40:16.000 My wife would kill me.

00:40:17.000 Remember that?

00:40:18.000 Yeah.

00:40:18.000 That's not what happened.

00:40:20.000 No, and that's why we didn't say that on the show.

00:40:21.000 Right.

00:40:22.000 His wife would kill him because he fed her Cheetos and ice cream and that's not healthy.

00:40:26.000 But you don't have to stretch to make him seem like a creep.

00:40:28.000 No.

00:40:29.000 But they did.

00:40:29.000 Well, even when we accidentally made fun of a handicapped person, we tune in for another two seconds and he compares this January 6th meandering to the fucking Civil War.

00:40:39.000 Equivalent of 5 million today.

00:40:42.000 It's American Holocaust.

00:40:43.000 Yes, I'll call it that.

00:40:44.000 I think it's great that Biden chose to speak directly to that retard and speak his language.

00:40:50.000 That's very kind.

00:40:51.000 He felt like a genius around him, too.

00:40:53.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:40:54.000 This guy doesn't even have the same number of chromosomes as me.

00:41:00.000 He says something is out there.

00:41:02.000 I would love to be able to say, that's not true, guys.

00:41:05.000 Aren't you raising more questions by giving rise to these conspiracy theories?

00:41:09.000 No.

00:41:10.000 I'm answering questions.

00:41:11.000 Wait a minute.

00:41:12.000 Stop.

00:41:12.000 Giving rise to these conspiracy theories.

00:41:14.000 I thought one second ago, you said, aren't you disproving conspiracy theories?

00:41:19.000 This is all, what the fuck is your problem, you board, you borg, you fucking robot?

00:41:26.000 God damn it.

00:41:28.000 So let me ask you a question.

00:41:30.000 Are you 100% confident that every vote that came in in Arizona or any other state, can you say emphatically 100% that no dead people voted, that ballots weren't filled out by other people,

00:41:46.000 that the chain of custody from the minute people voted to their ballots, that the chain of custody...

00:41:53.000 This is called adrenaline control.

00:41:55.000 This woman is doing, I don't know why she's just called a woman.

00:41:57.000 Why don't you have her name?

00:42:00.000 She's handling herself beautifully.

00:42:02.000 I'd like to see you handle this with the cameras on you.

00:42:05.000 If you're not in the military, you're not used to the confrontation.

00:42:08.000 To think under pressure like that, there's a camera in your face.

00:42:10.000 You've just been ambushed and you're articulating your point perfectly.

00:42:14.000 Leaning on a car, comfy.

00:42:17.000 And this Asian woman is talking like a Soviet propagandist.

00:42:21.000 And when she says, let me ask you a question, look at the defensive.

00:42:25.000 Okay, so let me ask you a question.

00:42:27.000 Cover my gut.

00:42:29.000 Defensive body language.

00:42:32.000 People voted to their ballots that the chain of custody was accurate and on target the entire time.

00:42:38.000 Can you tell me that?

00:42:40.000 I can say that what the data shows us.

00:42:42.000 No, there was no widespread fraud.

00:42:44.000 Questioning the data, you silly cow.

00:42:48.000 There was fraud.

00:42:49.000 But you just said chain of custody.

00:42:50.000 Yeah.

00:42:51.000 Put your fucking sunglasses away, too.

00:42:53.000 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:42:55.000 Yeah, you're gesticulating is annoying.

00:42:57.000 Widespread fraud.

00:42:58.000 I didn't say there was fraud.

00:43:00.000 But you just said chain of custody.

00:43:01.000 Yeah, chain of custody.

00:43:02.000 Dead people.

00:43:03.000 These things are all fraud.

00:43:04.000 Well, right.

00:43:06.000 We're trying to see if there's fraud.

00:43:08.000 I've asked you a question.

00:43:10.000 Can you honestly tell me in all the states that no ballots from people that are already deceased were not filled out and sent in?

00:43:18.000 I can tell you that what the data has shown overwhelmingly is that elections, this was the most secure election in American history.

00:43:26.000 Okay, but you can't answer that question either, can you?

00:43:29.000 I'm answering it.

00:43:30.000 I'm telling you.

00:43:31.000 No, you're telling me what the data says.

00:43:32.000 I asked.

00:43:33.000 And you're at what we should be driven by.

00:43:36.000 First of all, when we talk about transparency, from day one, the entire process has been live streaming.

00:43:42.000 So anybody...

00:43:44.000 With cameras controlled by OAN.

00:43:46.000 Are you saying that OAN is not a credible news source?

00:43:52.000 Are you saying that?

00:43:53.000 Okay.

00:43:54.000 Remember that.

00:43:54.000 CNN is saying that OAN is not a credible one.

00:43:57.000 Yes.

00:43:57.000 Okay.

00:43:57.000 Well, we are paying the $100.

00:43:59.000 That's it right there.

00:44:00.000 Isn't that perfect?

00:44:01.000 It's never occurred to this company Borg, toying the company line, this company man, woman.

00:44:08.000 Oh, Karen Fann.

00:44:09.000 There we go.

00:44:10.000 No, no, Karen Fann is the girl doing the investigation.

00:44:14.000 I don't know who.

00:44:15.000 Yes.

00:44:16.000 Duh.

00:44:16.000 OAN is like OAN is stormfront to her.

00:44:20.000 That's how brainwashed she is.

00:44:22.000 That's what a fucking CNN robot she is.

00:44:27.000 Paying the $150,000.

00:44:28.000 We are paying for some of the security and we are paying for the cost of the Coliseum.

00:44:33.000 Well, we're paying for our fair share.

00:44:34.000 Anything over and above that is being covered by others.

00:44:38.000 I do not know who they are, but I know from the get-go there was a lot of big things.

00:44:43.000 All of the money.

00:44:44.000 Like all of their money comes from grassroots, $5.

00:44:50.000 I have been told 76% of their viewership since Trump left.

00:44:57.000 You're about to see what no money feels like, CNN.

00:45:00.000 For people sending in $10, $50 checks, $100 because they want to see this on it done.

00:45:06.000 Do you believe this is helping democracy?

00:45:08.000 Absolutely.

00:45:09.000 Absolutely.

00:45:10.000 Will you do this every election?

00:45:11.000 It will be a lesson in democracy that we answer people's questions.

00:45:16.000 And I want the people, I don't care if you're in Arizona or any state across the nation, if we have those kind of doubts, we owe it to them to answer their questions.

00:45:25.000 This will be the basis of a gold standard.

00:45:28.000 Watch this.

00:45:29.000 What a report by our Kyung Law with all of those questions and catching up with Karen Fann, who's very much behind this bogus audit in Arizona.

00:45:38.000 But I mean, she's like a walking infomercial for conspiracy theory news.

00:45:45.000 I mean, first of all, Kyung Law for president.

00:45:48.000 Right.

00:45:49.000 I mean, I'll chair that committee right now.

00:45:51.000 That was a terrific interview.

00:45:52.000 You know, Karen Fann was like, are you telling me that OAN is incredible?

00:45:56.000 Yeah.

00:45:57.000 Uh-huh.

00:45:57.000 Exactly.

00:45:58.000 This morning, deeply revealing interviews.

00:46:01.000 Yeah, uh-huh.

00:46:02.000 Exactly.

00:46:02.000 So the woman's name was Karen Fann.

00:46:04.000 I'm sorry.

00:46:06.000 Everybody.

00:46:07.000 This reminds me of we didn't, I can't remember if we covered this.

00:46:09.000 I think we briefly did 1-3, where the media is so oblivious and they're so set on their own narrative that when they're getting shot at at the George Floyd Peace and Love Zone in Minneapolis, they're just like, hey, I guess someone has firecrackers.

00:46:25.000 What's going on here?

00:46:26.000 Remember that?

00:46:27.000 A few days ago?

00:46:29.000 Actually, it was, I think, Monday at this point.

00:46:32.000 News reporter talks.

00:46:33.000 As he's talking, gunshots are running.

00:46:35.000 And look at the way all the white people act when the gunshots are running.

00:46:38.000 It can't be.

00:46:39.000 Look at that guy behind him.

00:46:41.000 Just pew, pew, pew.

00:46:43.000 So I suppose I'll duck a little bit.

00:46:45.000 Bill of comprehensive police reform to be.

00:46:50.000 Just gotta be careful here with some gunshots.

00:46:52.000 Excuse us, excuse us.

00:46:55.000 I'm probably gonna leave.

00:46:57.000 I'm gonna leave around now.

00:47:00.000 It sounds like gunshots.

00:47:01.000 I'll let you know what this is.

00:47:03.000 Get the fuck behind the wheel well now.

00:47:07.000 It's loud.

00:47:08.000 What is that?

00:47:08.000 But go back.

00:47:10.000 When the first few shots pop off, it really summarizes the media, modern media to me.

00:47:15.000 This bill of comprehensive police reform to be just gotta be careful here with some gunshots.

00:47:22.000 Excuse me.

00:47:23.000 Excuse me.

00:47:24.000 Excuse me while I run from gunshots.

00:47:28.000 No, you are not excused.

00:47:30.000 Get back to your podium.

00:47:32.000 This is exactly like the left-wing politicians who are equally oblivious.

00:47:35.000 Check out 1.6.

00:47:39.000 City councilman gets carjacked yesterday.

00:47:43.000 We're shooting this Friday, by the way.

00:47:45.000 Sorry to give you old news.

00:47:47.000 So he's just been carjacked.

00:47:49.000 They dragged him.

00:47:50.000 He almost died.

00:47:52.000 Some of the criminals were seven years old.

00:47:55.000 And his takeaway is, because he wants to defund the police.

00:47:59.000 And that's why those kids did that, because they know there'll be no repercussions.

00:48:03.000 It's fucking spoiled brats on the loose.

00:48:06.000 And his takeaway is, no, they're so poor that they were forced to take my car because of the lack of opportunities in this community.

00:48:14.000 Nice spin.

00:48:16.000 They always say a conservative is a liberal who got mugged.

00:48:18.000 Here's a liberal who got mugged who became more steadfast in his leftist beliefs.

00:48:23.000 The reality is it's extremely unfortunate because why aren't they in school?

00:48:27.000 I mean, these are little kids that I would have never thought in a million years would be attempting to steal my vehicle.

00:48:34.000 And they're the age of siblings.

00:48:38.000 And the reality is they're coming from conditions.

00:48:41.000 They live in this community.

00:48:42.000 They have to.

00:48:43.000 They live in this community.

00:48:44.000 Walking in this community, they live in this generational poverty right now.

00:48:48.000 And it's no matter how many officers you would have put on the street that could have kept this from happening.

00:48:56.000 Listen to his grammar.

00:48:58.000 It's no matter how many officers you could have put on the streets that would have stopped this from happening.

00:49:03.000 That's not a sentence.

00:49:07.000 You would have put on the street that could have been this generational poverty right now.

00:49:11.000 And it's no matter how many officers you would have put on the street that could have kept this from happening.

00:49:17.000 You know, these are kids.

00:49:20.000 And they see an opportunity of a Mercedes sitting in front of them.

00:49:25.000 And for them to risk their lives to steal this vehicle speaks volumes about their economic condition in this city.

00:49:35.000 Why aren't the parents moving them into the recreation centers?

00:49:38.000 We should be extending the hours of the rec centers in Atlanta to ensure that these kids have something to do.

00:49:45.000 Yeah, not enough rec centers open where they could be playing foosball.

00:49:50.000 These kids deserve foosball tables.

00:49:53.000 Yeah, Arts and Crafts scratches the same itch as GrandTheft.com.

00:49:57.000 You know, if we had more ping pong tables, I'd still have a car.

00:50:01.000 No, if you had punishment for kids under 18 who commit crimes.

00:50:05.000 Here's another example of media naivete.

00:50:09.000 And I think it all relates to Memorial Day because it's about shitting on America.

00:50:15.000 So they really wanted the, and you know our stance on January 6th.

00:50:18.000 We think it was a dumb move, but we totally get it.

00:50:22.000 People were mad about the election.

00:50:23.000 It was disgruntled rednecks.

00:50:24.000 They were in a bad mood.

00:50:26.000 They fucked up.

00:50:27.000 They committed a minor crime.

00:50:29.000 It was silly.

00:50:30.000 This is one four I'm getting to.

00:50:32.000 I call it the meandering.

00:50:34.000 I don't advocate it.

00:50:35.000 We told people not to go there.

00:50:36.000 I begged Proud Boys not to go.

00:50:38.000 I said it was a trap from day one, just like Charlottesville.

00:50:41.000 I called it way ahead.

00:50:43.000 People walked into the trap and they did some dumb shit, but I totally understand why they would do that.

00:50:49.000 It's like if you get kicked out of the bar for no reason and on the way out, you throw a chair through the window.

00:50:53.000 That's stupid.

00:50:54.000 You vandalize the bar, but I understand why you were mad.

00:50:59.000 And the left wants it to be as bad as the Civil War because if the right is bad, then the left is good, right?

00:51:07.000 So when Sicknick died, just like when Heather Heyer died, they went, yes!

00:51:12.000 Yes, he's dead.

00:51:14.000 We can use his death now.

00:51:16.000 And then, of course, the autopsy came out and it said, no, it wasn't that.

00:51:19.000 So here is an interesting article written by a child, by the way.

00:51:24.000 Always look up the writer of the article.

00:51:27.000 Victoria Albert is an infant.

00:51:30.000 They seem disproportionately to come from BuzzFeed in Australia for some reason.

00:51:37.000 I gave you a link, Ryan.

00:51:38.000 It's 1.5.

00:51:39.000 You don't have to look up Queen Victoria's son Albert.

00:51:44.000 Whoa.

00:51:46.000 T. Check for saved version.

00:51:48.000 There's no saved version available.

00:51:50.000 Maybe I gave you the wrong.

00:51:54.000 Victoria Alba.

00:51:56.000 Oh, it's Alba.

00:51:58.000 Victoria Albert.

00:51:59.000 Maybe it's only a Partial piece of link.

00:52:01.000 There we go.

00:52:01.000 There she goes.

00:52:02.000 Look at her.

00:52:03.000 She's eight years old.

00:52:05.000 So it's weird because you see CBS News, you think 60 Minutes, you think of a bunch of 70-year-olds.

00:52:10.000 And then you see who's writing these articles.

00:52:12.000 This is true too of the Proud Boys.

00:52:15.000 They'll either be some fucking establishment left-wing propagandist or a child.

00:52:21.000 Especially at the New York Post.

00:52:24.000 Anyway, this is an article about Officer Sicknick.

00:52:28.000 And again, we support the police.

00:52:30.000 We think it's terrible that he died.

00:52:32.000 But he died of natural causes.

00:52:34.000 He was not murdered by insurrectionists.

00:52:36.000 And this little babysitter is so bummed.

00:52:40.000 So here's the facts.

00:52:41.000 She reluctantly has to report.

00:52:44.000 Capitol officer Brian Sicknick died of natural causes a day after defending the Capitol during January 6th assault.

00:52:51.000 The January 6th assault.

00:52:53.000 The D.C. Medical Examiner's Office announced Monday.

00:52:56.000 So they're just saying that.

00:52:57.000 I'm not saying it's true, she says.

00:53:00.000 Sicknick was previously believed to have died from injuries sustained during the riot.

00:53:04.000 So now she has to sort of backpedal and try to get the narrative back in, despite science.

00:53:09.000 They love science.

00:53:12.000 At approximately 2.20 p.m., Sicknick was sprayed with a chemical substance outside the Capitol.

00:53:17.000 He collapsed eight hours later and died the following evening.

00:53:23.000 She's like, you do the math.

00:53:24.000 Fuck the coroner.

00:53:28.000 Despite being sprayed with a chemical substance, Sicknick's manner of death was determined to be, and then she puts in quotes, natural reluctantly.

00:53:36.000 The medical examiner's office said the medical examiner's office was not publicly released the full report.

00:53:40.000 In a Monday statement, Capitol Police said it accepted finding that Sicknick died of natural causes, but said this does not change the fact that Officer Sicknick died in the line of duty, courageously defending Congress and the Capitol.

00:53:51.000 Now, of course, the police are going to say that because they don't want to disparage SickNick, and I don't want to either, but the media are activists.

00:54:01.000 They are not reporting the facts, and they are the enemy of the people.

00:54:05.000 As we learned in the George Floyd video, they convince a lot of crazy black people to kill themselves by rushing at cops with their crazy narrative that cops are hunting them.

00:54:16.000 And this is true of Proud Boys, too.

00:54:18.000 I saw on 1.7 this article saying that Republicans are fighting against the Proud Boys.

00:54:28.000 And you go, really?

00:54:30.000 I'm sure some square rhinos don't want to be associated with someone who's been ruined by SPLC propaganda.

00:54:37.000 But I don't believe you for the most part.

00:54:41.000 Whenever I go outside, especially in the South or whenever I'm at any kind of right-wing rally, people are screaming, we love the Proud Boys.

00:54:50.000 But what is this?

00:54:52.000 Anticipating a coup attempt.

00:54:54.000 Yeah.

00:54:55.000 The Clark County GOP canceled a meeting scheduled for May 2th and echoed calls for an investigation into Proud Boy infiltration of the party.

00:55:01.000 But now leaders of the Washoe County Reno Party have joined their colleagues in Las Vegas, along with the GOP Senate caucus, in demanding details of the censure vote.

00:55:10.000 So basically, Nevada wants a recount.

00:55:14.000 They don't trust the vote.

00:55:15.000 Proud Boys got involved.

00:55:16.000 And Pussy Rhinos said, can we not have them here?

00:55:19.000 It's bad luck.

00:55:21.000 And so this propagandist says the Republicans hate Proud Boys.

00:55:29.000 Conservatives don't want them around.

00:55:31.000 Which is propaganda.

00:55:32.000 And look who's behind it.

00:55:34.000 The writer is Ed Kilgore, one of the ugliest people in the world.

00:55:40.000 His barber deserves to be lynched.

00:55:42.000 What is on your head, dude?

00:55:44.000 Is your hair a sad little hat?

00:55:48.000 Your head looks like a woman's cunt who's never trimmed her pubes.

00:55:52.000 And she's 80.

00:55:53.000 But look at his resume.

00:55:55.000 Go over.

00:55:58.000 Previously a regular contributor, blah, blah, blah.

00:56:01.000 Kilgore was policy director for the Democratic Leadership Council, communications director for U.S. Senator Sam Noon, and a speechwriter and federal state relations liaison for three generations in the state of Georgia.

00:56:19.000 He's not partial to the DNC.

00:56:22.000 He doesn't have a DNC bias.

00:56:23.000 He is the DNC.

00:56:26.000 So when you read these articles, you are reading DNC propaganda.

00:56:32.000 Who's our next guest?

00:56:33.000 Let's talk to our man Sabo, the Banksy of the right.

00:56:38.000 He was in the military.

00:56:46.000 Hello, how are you?

00:56:48.000 Hi, how you doing?

00:56:51.000 Great, great.

00:56:53.000 I remember one of those first videos you did after Trump got elected wearing a Hawaiian shirt celebrated.

00:56:59.000 Yeah, that was a great night, wasn't it?

00:57:03.000 Yeah, and then it was four years of hell after that.

00:57:06.000 I know.

00:57:07.000 It's like Jim Goad goes, he says, can you believe we won?

00:57:13.000 Yeah.

00:57:14.000 Sure didn't feel like it.

00:57:15.000 Yep.

00:57:18.000 So are you anonymous on this?

00:57:23.000 I have no idea.

00:57:25.000 I'm just on the phone.

00:57:27.000 Do you want to be anonymous?

00:57:31.000 How do you mean exactly?

00:57:33.000 Do you mean my face?

00:57:35.000 No, do I say your name and acknowledge that I know you and who you are?

00:57:40.000 Yeah, you could say I'm Sabo, I guess.

00:57:43.000 All right.

00:57:43.000 Sabo, how you doing?

00:57:46.000 I'm doing all right.

00:57:47.000 How are you, Gavin?

00:57:48.000 Good.

00:57:49.000 Now, I don't really know much details about your service.

00:57:52.000 Where did you serve?

00:57:55.000 Marine Corps, Los Pogas 41 Area Camp Pendleton.

00:58:01.000 I was a basic tank crewman.

00:58:05.000 And what does that mean?

00:58:09.000 Well, a tank has four positions.

00:58:11.000 The first two positions are driver and loader, and you move your way up to the gunner's position.

00:58:18.000 And then once you've been at it for a while, you might actually become a tank commander of the TC.

00:58:24.000 How do you not freak out in that steel box when you know people are trying to kill you?

00:58:30.000 Well, I was fortunate.

00:58:31.000 I was never in a war, but I can imagine freaking out, especially if you had to button up and use Periscope to see.

00:58:39.000 But, you know, when you're not in wartime, you're basically just kicking back and enjoying the breeze shoot by as you're traipsing through the desert.

00:58:47.000 So it's just like four-wheeling, I guess.

00:58:50.000 So you never saw any action.

00:58:52.000 You were never shot at?

00:58:55.000 No.

00:58:56.000 I was from 86 to 90.

00:58:58.000 I got out in June of 90.

00:59:01.000 They called me back for the Gulf War, the first one.

00:59:06.000 And I was like, you guys have some fucking balls, man, because they gave me a three-Charlie discharge, which was still an honorable discharge.

00:59:15.000 It's just I had gotten three non-judicial punishments, one for throwing a beer bottle at a federal alley, one for hitting an empty, and the other one for taking shit on the squad day floor.

00:59:28.000 Why did you do that last one?

00:59:30.000 Why'd you shit on the floor?

00:59:33.000 All I could say is when inspection time came, the inspector usually looked at my chest and said, where's your good conduct medal?

00:59:41.000 It's like, well, I never really got one.

00:59:44.000 Why did you shit on the floor?

00:59:49.000 I spent my whole youth never drinking.

00:59:52.000 It wasn't until I got in the Marine Corps that that was just part of the culture.

00:59:57.000 And when we drank, we drank a lot.

01:00:00.000 So let's just say I wasn't used to it.

01:00:04.000 And I'm the type of dude, if I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it.

01:00:07.000 So, I mean, I'm going to drink my ass off.

01:00:09.000 And, you know, you wake up praying to Satan strapped over a toilet bowl or you're punching a cop or you're doing something.

01:00:18.000 So that's just the way it was.

01:00:20.000 All right, man.

01:00:20.000 Well, we're checking in on all the vets we can today.

01:00:23.000 And I had almost forgotten that you were a vet.

01:00:26.000 I'd like to thank you for this call and thank you for your service.

01:00:31.000 Sure enough, man.

01:00:32.000 Thanks.

01:00:32.000 And I'm praying for you guys.

01:00:33.000 I hope everything's all right.

01:00:35.000 Right on, dude.

01:00:35.000 Thanks.

01:00:41.000 All right.

01:00:42.000 So we also have the Facebook whistleblower.

01:00:44.000 Let's take a little dip into the mailbag and then we'll talk to Morgan.

01:00:49.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:00:51.000 You don't have a death.

01:00:54.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:00:59.000 Let me touch it.

01:01:07.000 This is from a dude.

01:01:09.000 Again, Ryan is wrong and provides deadly retard info.

01:01:13.000 People can easily overdose on ketamine.

01:01:16.000 It takes a very, very small amount, you fucking idiot.

01:01:22.000 That reminds me of a letter we received, actually, but another mistake I made, and it's very rare.

01:01:28.000 I think I make one for every 10,000 Ryan makes.

01:01:31.000 Hey, Gavin and retarded son, there's been next to zero deaths by spider bites in the U.S. for decades.

01:01:37.000 You're thinking of worldwide.

01:01:39.000 Worldwide, there's six to seven deaths a year.

01:01:42.000 However, about five people die a year in the U.S. from snake bites.

01:01:46.000 So we will be switching our analogy from spiders to snake bites.

01:01:50.000 Thank you very much for that.

01:01:56.000 Someone wants to know why we're investing in a new studio and also moving.

01:02:01.000 That's a new letter.

01:02:02.000 We have not received 700 motherfucking times.

01:02:06.000 Moving is a slow process.

01:02:07.000 Building a studio takes no time at all.

01:02:09.000 It's simple.

01:02:10.000 So shut your fucking mouth.

01:02:12.000 Go kill yourself.

01:02:13.000 And a studio is easy to move because most of it is the technical equipment that we can just throw in a truck.

01:02:20.000 Painting walls, knocking down walls, that's literally a thousand bucks.

01:02:25.000 So you're a fucking retard.

01:02:27.000 Go build something before you start explaining to people how life works.

01:02:32.000 Also, it's rare.

01:02:35.000 Although death from ketamine poisoning alone is rare.

01:02:41.000 Yeah.

01:02:42.000 Okay.

01:02:43.000 You said impossible.

01:02:45.000 Well, you'd have to be, I mean, really trying to achieve it.

01:02:48.000 Go for the goal.

01:02:48.000 I heard you have to like, you couldn't ingest the amount that would be needed to overdose purely on ketamine.

01:02:55.000 Maybe mixing with things like that.

01:02:56.000 Wait, wait.

01:02:57.000 Ryan, you've been corrected.

01:02:59.000 You're at the desert.

01:03:00.000 No, you said it'd be a very small amount.

01:03:02.000 Yeah.

01:03:03.000 You could overdose.

01:03:03.000 It's not true.

01:03:04.000 It's not true.

01:03:06.000 Overdose on ketamine alone is rare, though a toxic amount of ketamine.

01:03:10.000 You said it's impossible.

01:03:11.000 They just said it's rare.

01:03:12.000 Ketamine use is rare.

01:03:14.000 Overdose, but not.

01:03:15.000 They're not saying fatalities, by the way.

01:03:18.000 Okay.

01:03:19.000 So you're not giving us any new information.

01:03:22.000 Folks, whenever Ryan says anything, look it up before you take it seriously.

01:03:26.000 Anyway, we'll research that later.

01:03:29.000 This is from Heather.

01:03:30.000 Weird Nigerian Comics.

01:03:34.000 Bib, since morning, no.

01:03:36.000 Wait, I'm doing Indian.

01:03:39.000 What are you doing?

01:03:40.000 What are you?

01:03:40.000 Bib, since morning, no Ogazam.

01:03:42.000 A beg, help me, charge my dildo.

01:03:45.000 A day come house soon.

01:03:48.000 So someone's coming over to help her charge her dildo.

01:03:50.000 I don't understand.

01:03:51.000 Can you just plug it in?

01:03:53.000 And you mean a vibrator?

01:03:55.000 But you were shouting, I'm coming, I'm coming.

01:03:57.000 Chiyoma, God will judge you.

01:04:00.000 As he cries his eyes out because she's going to be using a dildo from now on.

01:04:04.000 And the comment from the guy who posted this is, please, why do women do this?

01:04:12.000 That could not be less funny.

01:04:14.000 What's this one?

01:04:15.000 How dare you squeeze your face when I'm talking to you?

01:04:18.000 Do you know I can bone you?

01:04:21.000 Auntie, are you sure?

01:04:22.000 Look at my head.

01:04:24.000 Very well.

01:04:25.000 Oh, are you sure you can push it?

01:04:30.000 Wow.

01:04:31.000 So I think the joke is that his mask is making him look like he's being sarcastic.

01:04:36.000 And she's saying, don't disrespect a woman.

01:04:38.000 I give birth to people like you.

01:04:40.000 Jesus Christ, these jokes are insane.

01:04:46.000 Auntie, see what you have done.

01:04:48.000 Na, me, safapas.

01:04:51.000 And there's liquid everywhere?

01:04:53.000 That's a pussy, isn't it?

01:04:55.000 I guess she fucked too hard.

01:04:56.000 See what you have done.

01:04:59.000 Nami safapas.

01:05:02.000 So na me safapas means me suffer more.

01:05:08.000 So I guess she fucked a guy that she shouldn't have fucked, like an ex-boyfriend or something.

01:05:12.000 And the vagina is saying, I got it worse.

01:05:14.000 And the heart is saying, I had it pretty bad because I loved him and you shouldn't have fucked him.

01:05:19.000 Jesus Lord, these jokes are weird.

01:05:23.000 All right, Mexican boxers.

01:05:25.000 Dear Gavin, what you say about Mexican boxers is 100% accurate.

01:05:28.000 I used to train in Tijuana and would get tuned up by fucking 15-year-olds.

01:05:32.000 Yeah, I can see that.

01:05:33.000 No problem.

01:05:34.000 No matter what time of the year.

01:05:35.000 That's not so crazy, dude.

01:05:37.000 15, that's pretty agile.

01:05:40.000 No matter what time of the year, the gyms were blazing hot.

01:05:44.000 No AC or ventilation ever.

01:05:45.000 Coach told me it wasn't allowed.

01:05:47.000 It was torture for my Irish patty ass.

01:05:50.000 Dude, you're Irish and you were training in Mexico City?

01:05:55.000 I'd rather drive a nail through my dick.

01:05:58.000 I was there this morning.

01:06:00.000 It was 70 degrees and I was like, all right, you know what I do when it gets close to 80?

01:06:04.000 I have a thing I got on Amazon that you sort of snap and you put in the freezer and then you tie it around your neck.

01:06:09.000 And then I bring a bucket of ice water and there's not enough room to put my head in it, but I'll dip a thing of water and pour it over my neck between every round.

01:06:18.000 And even then, it's brutal.

01:06:21.000 I used to hate wearing headgear because I feel so damn claustrophobic.

01:06:24.000 Yes, I get that in 60 degrees and would have mild panic attacks between rounds.

01:06:29.000 Coach would yell at me because I'd try to rip off my headgear.

01:06:34.000 Oh, dude.

01:06:35.000 What?

01:06:36.000 This dope cartoonist is live right now.

01:06:39.000 Oh.

01:06:42.000 Your comics eat the poo-poo.

01:06:54.000 This good meaning thing where I fry.

01:06:58.000 Is he going to come kill you?

01:06:59.000 Yeah.

01:07:00.000 I have your IP address.

01:07:01.000 You are a fucking dude.

01:07:03.000 There's only two people here.

01:07:05.000 The studio gets a knock on the door.

01:07:09.000 He's doing a great live.

01:07:11.000 This is fun corresponding with him.

01:07:14.000 It's just as good as the comics.

01:07:16.000 Yeah.

01:07:16.000 I'm going to reload.

01:07:17.000 Maybe it's a network issue.

01:07:20.000 Oh no, this is it.

01:07:24.000 Type a do something, moron.

01:07:35.000 I am not a moron.

01:07:37.000 You are the one who is stupid and is gay.

01:07:41.000 Wow, that sucked.

01:07:43.000 Well, his Instagram, if you want to look at these awesome comments.

01:07:45.000 Dude, 184,000 followers.

01:07:48.000 What?

01:07:48.000 By the way, the other guy that, the trainee that interviewed Biden, had 5 million subscribers.

01:07:54.000 That video only had half of a million views.

01:07:56.000 Not even 300,000 views.

01:07:58.000 Isn't that kind of weird?

01:07:59.000 Yeah.

01:08:00.000 What the hell?

01:08:01.000 Oh, look, more sex things.

01:08:05.000 I thought you said you don't like it from the back.

01:08:07.000 Tachu, cut the light.

01:08:09.000 In fact, cut the pole.

01:08:12.000 So I guess that's an electrician that he was fucking her.

01:08:17.000 With her heels on.

01:08:19.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:19.000 That's fun.

01:08:21.000 That pole is least of her worries.

01:08:23.000 Laugh, laugh, laugh.

01:08:27.000 Let's become African comedy buffs.

01:08:30.000 Yeah.

01:08:30.000 Okay, last one.

01:08:31.000 Hey, fellas, Gavin, you had mentioned about the first couple episodes of you being on Anthony's show.

01:08:36.000 This is called Compound Censored.

01:08:40.000 And you didn't like it when you were drunk.

01:08:42.000 I'd argue it makes a great show.

01:08:44.000 The banter and laughing and riffing.

01:08:48.000 Then people said you kiss his ass.

01:08:50.000 I don't think you were kissing ass.

01:08:52.000 It felt like two buddies shooting the poo-poo.

01:08:56.000 Anyways, when you said you were going to tone down behavior, I noticed Anthony had to look at his notes.

01:09:04.000 Gavin drinking and loose on Kumi's show equals non-stop riffing and bullshitting with your buddy.

01:09:11.000 Gavin being docile and quite equals Anthony having to look at his notes.

01:09:15.000 So you guys have something to talk about.

01:09:18.000 P.S. Ryan, you just need to say you are fucking wrong sometimes and shut the fuck up.

01:09:23.000 Just fucking say, okay, sorry, Gavin, I was wrong.

01:09:26.000 Also, chocolate chip guy screaming, oh, laughing, my fucking ass off.

01:09:30.000 Favorite eva.

01:09:31.000 Stay safe, guys.

01:09:33.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:09:35.000 Let us check in with Morgan Common.

01:09:42.000 I have Morgan Common with this guy than I do almost anyone else on this show.

01:09:48.000 And we, at the offices of Project Veritas, we're going to talk to Morgan about his latest scoop.

01:09:57.000 Hear it.

01:10:03.000 Morgan, are you there, sir?

01:10:05.000 Yes, sir, I'm here.

01:10:07.000 So you've recently exposed Facebook for controlling the narrative.

01:10:12.000 Yep.

01:10:13.000 And what exactly were they doing?

01:10:16.000 So they were basically developing algorithms to find content that they would describe as vaccine hesitant.

01:10:23.000 And then once they found this content, they would rate it on a tier scale, tier five being the lowest tier of vaccine hesitancy, which would actually be positive vaccine sentiment.

01:10:31.000 And tier zero would be anti-vax sentiment.

01:10:35.000 And then once they found that if it was vaccine hesitant, then they would suppress it by giving it position changes, not allowing it to be recommended to other people, stuff like that, not letting it come into previews on your social media.

01:10:47.000 And who came up with this idea?

01:10:50.000 This is a team of software engineers and a higher execs at Facebook itself.

01:10:55.000 So does it go up to Zuckerberg?

01:10:58.000 Yes, he's definitely aware of it.

01:11:00.000 He's definitely talked about it before.

01:11:01.000 And they have what they call health integrity teams at Facebook where their whole job is to look at stuff like this.

01:11:07.000 So if they say something like, like, I understand the premise, if people are going on Facebook saying eating feces is really healthy and you develop super strength from eating your own shit, you should do it.

01:11:19.000 You don't want to promote that.

01:11:20.000 But then you get to the problem that Laura Loomers always talking about where, okay, if you're going to monitor stuff like that, which is, by the way, not true, do not eat your own shit.

01:11:31.000 If you're going to monitor stuff like that, then you're a publisher.

01:11:34.000 You're not just a platform.

01:11:35.000 So can't you be sued if you're a publisher?

01:11:38.000 Yes.

01:11:40.000 And I think that's one of the big things Facebook's trying to avoid is saying that, well, you know, this isn't us and stuff like that.

01:11:47.000 Now, I saw you in an interview say you got kids, you're worried about their future, and that's why you came out and said these people are controlling the narrative.

01:11:54.000 They're promoting the vaccine by discouraging people who criticize it.

01:11:59.000 I get that you go to James with that and you'd be that, I word about my family and the rest of America.

01:12:08.000 But why come out of the closet and expose yourself entirely?

01:12:13.000 I wanted other people who may be thinking about doing this to see that, yeah, you know, this is actually the real deal and that you'll be taken care of if you come out with information like this.

01:12:23.000 You know, if you think, if you see something, say something.

01:12:24.000 If you see something that's wrong, you can take it to people and your life won't be destroyed in a way that you can't recover from.

01:12:30.000 And yeah.

01:12:33.000 And I think that it's important for people to see my face and see that I'm just a regular person.

01:12:36.000 I have a regular job.

01:12:38.000 I'm not just some silhouette on the background.

01:12:40.000 I'm one of them.

01:12:41.000 Yeah, it definitely has a lot more impact when we can see your face and not see you as a silhouette.

01:12:47.000 But it makes us worry about you.

01:12:48.000 So you kind of did two levels here.

01:12:50.000 One was coming out and exposing them.

01:12:52.000 The second was saying, I'm a human being and this is what I look like.

01:12:55.000 That was pretty brave.

01:12:57.000 Thank you.

01:12:59.000 What else did you see going on at Facebook?

01:13:00.000 Is this uncommon, this sort of controlling how people talk to each other?

01:13:05.000 No, there's conversations that go on at Facebook all the time about this.

01:13:08.000 They even have an acronym, KAP, which stands for Knowledge, Attitudes, and Practices.

01:13:14.000 And it's a metric that they use to measure populations within Facebook on all kinds of levels.

01:13:19.000 So this kind of stuff is like run a normal day there.

01:13:22.000 Well, it's very sinister because America was built on free speech.

01:13:26.000 It was built on open conversations with different sides.

01:13:28.000 Then social media took over the conversation.

01:13:31.000 And now they're controlling the conversation and deciding who sees what and who hears what.

01:13:37.000 Yeah, and it's like you see those labels on your post.

01:13:39.000 It's like, this is judged to be misinformation or could be misinforming.

01:13:43.000 And it's like, according to who?

01:13:45.000 Yeah.

01:13:46.000 And the vaccine is very complicated science.

01:13:50.000 I've heard doctors on both sides.

01:13:52.000 Some promote it.

01:13:52.000 Some say it's redundant.

01:13:55.000 Some say it's evil.

01:13:56.000 There should be an open discussion about it.

01:13:58.000 Yeah, it's a deeply personal choice.

01:14:00.000 Right.

01:14:01.000 So to go out there and be like, well, this is misinformation and you should really go this way.

01:14:04.000 It's like, no, I'll make that decision for myself.

01:14:06.000 Thanks.

01:14:07.000 Yeah, I remember even like with lefties when it came to the flu vaccine, remember they were all against measle vaccines and all that stuff?

01:14:14.000 That was the hip liberal thing to be against.

01:14:17.000 And now with this, if you have any doubts, you're, I don't know, an insurrectionist.

01:14:23.000 Yeah, well, and they almost want to put you on the level of like you're on the offense by saying, I'm not getting my vaccine.

01:14:30.000 Like you're putting them at risk.

01:14:31.000 And it's like, no.

01:14:33.000 So did Facebook figure out who you were or you decided to go to the second level on your own?

01:14:39.000 I'm pretty sure they discovered who I was pretty quickly.

01:14:43.000 So basically, they called me in just randomly.

01:14:45.000 I was working and my boss is like, you need to pull all your stuff away, grab all your stuff and come meet me in this meeting room.

01:14:50.000 I go in there and there's him with a security guard.

01:14:53.000 And my supervisor had no clue what was going on.

01:14:55.000 They didn't tell him.

01:14:56.000 They didn't tell his boss or his boss's boss.

01:14:58.000 Like none of them knew what this was about.

01:15:01.000 According to them, I asked them.

01:15:02.000 They said they had no idea.

01:15:03.000 And they basically said, yeah, turn over your badge, turn over your laptop and your phone.

01:15:07.000 You're being investigated.

01:15:08.000 And so we're going to set up a meeting with you at a later date and we'll discuss this with Facebook's team.

01:15:14.000 And when that day came, they canceled at the last minute.

01:15:20.000 So how did they figure it out?

01:15:22.000 Are they connected to your phone or something?

01:15:24.000 So basically, I got the document from an internal platform that they use called Workplace, and it was posted by somebody else.

01:15:32.000 And it was brought to my attention by yet another person.

01:15:36.000 And then I looked at it, downloaded it, and I think that they went in there and saw that I was the only person who downloaded it whose job description matched the segment from Project Veritas.

01:15:44.000 And they were like, yeah, it was this guy.

01:15:45.000 Because there were other people, too, that are being investigated as well right now.

01:15:49.000 Wow.

01:15:49.000 Do you think there'll be other whistleblowers at Facebook coming forward and telling us all the other horrible shit they do?

01:15:55.000 I certainly hope so, yeah.

01:15:57.000 I know a lot of people there that share the same attitudes that I do.

01:16:00.000 Yeah, so I really hope they will be, especially after they see how I've been treated after this and that, you know, even if I'm just some guy from a tiny town of like, you know, 6,000 people, you can still make an impact, especially if you get in hold of the right people.

01:16:11.000 Right.

01:16:11.000 And you've got a GoFundMe that's up there.

01:16:13.000 It's up to like, what, 200K by now?

01:16:16.000 It's actually not a GoFundMe.

01:16:18.000 I chose not to use GoFundMe.

01:16:19.000 It's at givesendgo.com slash expose Facebook.

01:16:23.000 It's a Christian crowdfunding website.

01:16:24.000 So yeah.

01:16:25.000 And we'll put that up on the screen.

01:16:27.000 Givesendgo.com slash what again, sorry?

01:16:32.000 Expose Facebook.

01:16:33.000 Expose Facebook.

01:16:34.000 And last question.

01:16:36.000 Do you think this same level of intervention is going on with Instagram, Twitter, and all the other social media sites?

01:16:44.000 Absolutely.

01:16:45.000 So Facebook actually owns Instagram and this documentation that I have that is available and you can see they'll actually put their, yeah, it's live on Instagram and Facebook.

01:16:54.000 And as far as other social media platforms, I can't imagine that if they had the ability to do this, that they wouldn't do it.

01:16:59.000 No history.

01:17:00.000 They definitely are.

01:17:01.000 We were researching black people who were shot by cops this week and it takes about six Google, even DuckDuckGo, it takes six Google pages of MSNBC, BuzzFeed, and all these lefties to get a different perspective on the shooting.

01:17:18.000 So they're controlling what we all see and hear.

01:17:20.000 This is, Orwell was an underachiever.

01:17:24.000 Agreed.

01:17:25.000 Agreed.

01:17:25.000 Yeah, totally.

01:17:26.000 Wow.

01:17:27.000 Well, thanks for having the bravery to come forward and also the bravery to expose yourself.

01:17:31.000 This isn't the first time you were brave in your life.

01:17:34.000 You were also in the Army.

01:17:37.000 Correct.

01:17:38.000 And you served four years.

01:17:41.000 Where were you?

01:17:43.000 I was taken to Joint Base Lewis-McChord, right outside of Tacoma, Washington.

01:17:47.000 I was in the infantry with 5th Battalion, 20th Infantry Regiment.

01:17:51.000 And did you ever see any...

01:17:54.000 How do you phrase it?

01:17:55.000 Gunfire?

01:17:56.000 Were you in the shit?

01:17:58.000 No, no.

01:17:59.000 I was with a unit that was considered undeployable at the time.

01:18:02.000 So we just did a lot of training over four years, but I never got deployed.

01:18:06.000 And why did you leave?

01:18:09.000 My contract was expiring, and I think that I could take my skills into the private sector and make more money than I could in the military.

01:18:15.000 Yeah.

01:18:16.000 What do you think of what's happening with the military today, with this tendency for it to go woke?

01:18:22.000 It's an absolute disgrace.

01:18:24.000 I think it puts our soldiers in danger.

01:18:27.000 I absolutely do.

01:18:28.000 And I feel bad for people who want to serve the country because it's really not a good idea to try to sign up for that right now.

01:18:34.000 Like say you were in a motorcycle club, right?

01:18:37.000 And you started snitching all the time.

01:18:39.000 And so did other members in the club.

01:18:41.000 Then the members who are not snitches are out somewhere.

01:18:45.000 Their lives are now in danger because you've ruined the club.

01:18:50.000 Correct.

01:18:51.000 So now when you tell us that we're trans and we come from lesbians and we're woke and we're genderless, and then there's guys in Afghanistan fighting jihadists, they're like, oh yeah, you're the tranny fags.

01:19:04.000 Well, yeah, and you got the jihadist themselves.

01:19:07.000 I mean, those guys are training and running up mountains barefoot.

01:19:10.000 And you got people over here saying, well, you need to respect my pronouns.

01:19:12.000 And it's like, there's no comparison.

01:19:15.000 They're training their militaries in Russia and China to be more aggressive and more masculine.

01:19:19.000 Meanwhile, you know, we've got God over here.

01:19:21.000 Well, they're literally training us to be less masculine.

01:19:24.000 Yep.

01:19:25.000 It's subterfuge.

01:19:27.000 Yeah.

01:19:27.000 Yeah, it really is.

01:19:29.000 We're our own worst enemies.

01:19:31.000 All right, Morgan.

01:19:32.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show.

01:19:33.000 We got several levels of bravery here from you being in the military to you exposing Facebook to you exposing your face.

01:19:41.000 We're impressed.

01:19:42.000 And thanks for coming on the show and thank you for your service.

01:19:45.000 Yeah, of course.

01:19:46.000 Of course.

01:19:46.000 Thank you for your time.

01:19:47.000 And if you guys want to support me and my family, you can go to givesendgo.com slash expose Facebook.

01:19:53.000 If you want to support Project Veritas, you can go to Veritas Tips at ProtonMail.com.

01:19:57.000 Right on, dude.

01:19:58.000 Have a good one.

01:19:59.000 You too.

01:20:00.000 Thanks.

01:20:08.000 Let's do all the final videos because they're going to be ancient news by Tuesday.

01:20:15.000 I love this channel and I love to see in...

01:20:18.000 Oh, sorry.

01:20:30.000 I love seeing engineers fuck around.

01:20:34.000 It's fun.

01:20:35.000 And this is toxic masculinity.

01:20:38.000 This is whatever you want to call it, rugged individualism.

01:20:41.000 But when they use their technology for something stupid, it just, I'm in awe.

01:20:46.000 I am a chick when I watch this shit.

01:20:49.000 So first, check this out.

01:20:50.000 They measure exactly the parameters of what they're dealing with.

01:20:56.000 Okay, I got the top.

01:20:58.000 I got the bottom.

01:21:00.000 Yep.

01:21:01.000 I got the right side.

01:21:03.000 This is like when you see those forklifts pick up a penny or a giant backhoe pick up a penny.

01:21:11.000 Gets out of the way.

01:21:14.000 Brings over the bottle opening machine.

01:21:21.000 Sizes it up.

01:21:24.000 And she's gone.

01:21:27.000 Of course, that would spill all over the floor.

01:21:30.000 You'd have to flip the whole thing sideways.

01:21:32.000 Anyway, I'm starting to worry that's like graphic novels where I show people.

01:21:36.000 You've probably seen this, but we got to get it on the record.

01:21:38.000 This is the greatest baseball play ever.

01:21:40.000 It reminds me of watching Little League.

01:21:42.000 So this is simultaneously total amateur hour and some of the best fucking pro moves I've ever seen.

01:21:53.000 I'm kind of new to baseball, so it's called a pickle when both one base and the other base have the ball and you're stuck in a pickle.

01:22:03.000 You're going back and forth.

01:22:04.000 I've never seen anyone not get out in a pickle.

01:22:07.000 But wait to see what this guy does with his pickle.

01:22:10.000 He rams it right up their ass.

01:22:13.000 Baez hits it on the ground of third Gonzalez.

01:22:16.000 Okay.

01:22:17.000 Oh, he's off the base, so I'm going to run away.

01:22:19.000 And then while I'm running, you realize someone's going for home.

01:22:23.000 The guy makes it to home.

01:22:24.000 Dude runs back to first.

01:22:25.000 No one's there.

01:22:27.000 Then he misses the ball.

01:22:29.000 So he runs to second.

01:22:31.000 Kidding me, Javi Baez.

01:22:34.000 Keep going.

01:22:34.000 Go!

01:22:35.000 Go!

01:22:35.000 Vicky, you're invisible.

01:22:38.000 Keep going, you're invisible.

01:22:42.000 Easy out at first becomes a double.

01:22:48.000 All right, last one.

01:22:50.000 This one just annoys me.

01:22:52.000 We can see your screen.

01:22:54.000 21.

01:23:01.000 So she's in France.

01:23:02.000 She's got a rifle.

01:23:04.000 Probably Muslim.

01:23:08.000 Or some weird, like, taunt.

01:23:10.000 They're not shooting her.

01:23:13.000 Just shoot her.

01:23:15.000 She's out of her mind.

01:23:23.000 Depending on the rifle, too, you're not safe there.

01:23:26.000 Those bullets are going to go through.

01:23:28.000 What are you hiding behind?

01:23:29.000 Some glass?

01:23:31.000 And some fucking weak, thin, easily collapsible van steel?

01:23:39.000 So MacGyver over here risks getting eaten by a pit bull.

01:23:46.000 He sneaks up to the fence.

01:23:49.000 But it's got some weird latch.

01:23:52.000 How the fuck does this latch work?

01:23:54.000 Oh, oh, it's a code.

01:23:56.000 Code to get out.

01:23:57.000 You know, you twist this and then it opens.

01:24:00.000 Anyway, I'm going to go back inside.

01:24:01.000 Yeah, go back inside.

01:24:02.000 Okay, bonjour, merci.

01:24:04.000 Anonzide, deguer.

01:24:06.000 Jeva écrazé la vermine.

01:24:10.000 Okay, l'entement.

01:24:12.000 Doucement.

01:24:16.000 Deu trois.

01:24:19.000 P. Jeva.

01:24:24.000 Tackle.

01:24:26.000 Oh, see that?

01:24:27.000 And look at that.

01:24:28.000 It went off.

01:24:29.000 That was a double-barrel shotgun.

01:24:33.000 Wasn't it?

01:24:34.000 Yeah.

01:24:35.000 Do they go off if you just bang them?

01:24:37.000 I don't know.

01:24:38.000 Maybe she had the.

01:24:39.000 What if it was facing someone else?

01:24:40.000 Someone could have lost their toes.

01:24:41.000 But go back to when she tackles her.

01:24:44.000 I'm so annoyed by this scream.

01:24:47.000 You put everyone's life in jeopardy.

01:24:48.000 Now you're screaming.

01:24:53.000 Sorry, did he hurt you?

01:24:58.000 Oh, you poor thing.

01:25:01.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:25:04.000 Anyway, folks, happy Memorial Day.

01:25:06.000 I think we should just put this up as soon as possible.

01:25:09.000 I hope that in between burgers and hot dogs and hot burgers, we take a moment to reflect on all the sacrifice that soldiers have made, the military has made, the Marines have made, the Navy has made.

01:25:25.000 God bless the soldiers and sailors and airmen too who fought for us across the sea and are still fighting for us on a daily basis.

01:25:33.000 If you see a vet today, say thank you for your service.

01:25:36.000 If you see a vet tomorrow, say thank you for your service.

01:25:40.000 Always say that any day.

01:25:41.000 These people put their lives on the line to maintain our freedom.

01:25:44.000 And not only should we recognize that, but we should also, in a smaller scale, a less brave, admittedly less brave scale, see what we can do in our individual communities, fighting critical race theory in schools, this war on masculinity, this war on free speech, this war on gender.

01:25:59.000 Keep fighting the small fights while these guys go out and hunt the big game.

01:26:04.000 And we can save this country together.

01:26:06.000 We can save this civilization together.

01:26:09.000 So God bless America.

01:26:10.000 God bless Canada.

01:26:11.000 God bless Britain.

01:26:13.000 God bless Australia.

01:26:14.000 God bless Western culture and all of the West.

01:26:18.000 And the rest of them can go fuck themselves.

01:26:20.000 Happy Memorial Day.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 31, 2021

S03E113 - HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY!

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