S03E117 - THE DEATH OF SATURDAY MORNING CARTOONS
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 37 minutes
Words per Minute
156.25966
Hate Speech Sentences
136
Summary
This week, the boys are joined by comedian and friend of the show, Gavin McInnes, to talk about his recent trip to the ER and the time he woke up after a night of drinking and realized he was a retard.
Transcript
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
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That's the kind of shit we had to cover during my days at Vice Howie Bee.
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The reason I chose that song, however, is because he wrote that song when he started to go bald.
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But he thought, I gotta grow up, get over this.
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Angels go bald too, which I don't think is true.
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But he made that song to sort of alleviate his suffering.
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I was taking Rogan for a while, and then I stopped.
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I go into my local, and Jose says, hey, man, what happened to your head?
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And then he comes closer and goes, oh, you're just bald.
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And he goes, no, seriously, I'll take a picture.
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And it's like I might as well be watching a video of my wife making out with a dude that's a day old.
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Wait, making out with somebody who is a day old, like an infant?
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I mean, if I saw a video of my wife making out with someone and it was from 1996, I wouldn't really give a shit.
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And the worst part is, yes, it's just an unfortunate part.
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But if you look next to the gash, you can see that I have a comb over.
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I always make fun of guys for having comb overs.
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The brain that came up with jokes about comb overs was right under a comb over.
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I guess I should take keeps or go back on that Rogane shit.
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Because the rest of your hair looks fucking luscious.
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In fact, the first time I saw my butthole is on the Gavin McInnes show where I was mooning someone.
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My entire butt crack is dark brown with like a red swollen baboon's anus.
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I have one of the most hideous butt cracks you've ever seen.
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That's a crippling reality, I guess, when you see that and whatever.
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I was zoning out and I realized that one of my eyes were drifting off.
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I woke up and I went, I had fully dressed, didn't wet anything.
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And what you did was you put on like your most sober performance.
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And then your wife was just like, where are you going?
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Like, it was convincing that you would be back.
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Because what happens when you party really hard is you wake up at like five.
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So you only get five hours of sleep if you went to bed at midnight.
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And then the next day you have some hair on the dog.
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And then that night you just, the light goes out and you're done.
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I mean, we're supposed to watch that Logan Paul fight.
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Because the fucking Triller fight was so bad that I thought I'm never watching one of these again.
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We discovered that the last one was fake, remember?
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That MMA dude had told someone that he's going to take a dive in the first round.
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Brian Campbell still says round one score 10-9 Mayweather.
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Are they designed to make people dislike white people?
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Like, they're arguably the most popular white people in the world.
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All the clips I've seen, yes, they are detestable.
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Every clip I've seen, he's just hugging the guy in the clinch.
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He did pop him right there after that little 2-6.
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So, after I passed out, of course, the party's going to fizzle out because the G-Dog isn't there.
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Oh, we just chatted and stuff and fucking hung out.
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But at one point, she has to go put Johnny to bed.
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One of the reasons I partied so hard is I went to these baseball games.
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And my son's pretty good, but Little League Baseball sucks.
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Getting the ball back to the pitcher is like two minutes.
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This one kid is so bad, I don't think you could be worse.
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This is Little League, so everything's smaller, right?
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Which, of course, never, you'd have to get it right in his glove perfectly.
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That's the age my brother, my brother, my eldest boy is in.
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I told you with the guy who was, he was, put his face down in the dirt and was hitting the dirt like a baby.
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Anyway, the only way you can last through these games is to fantasize about going to the pub after.
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Then you get to the pub and you have some shots.
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Even when I was walking downstairs this morning at like 8 a.m., I was having trouble navigating.
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Justin Wallace was a sweet-natured youngster just stays away from his 11th birthday when he was shot to death outside his family's far rock away home Saturday night because his cousin didn't move a car out of a driveway shared with neighbors fast enough.
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Andy Warhol is just effortlessly funny and cool.
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And you kind of forget that all these people were alive back then.
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Like, he was bros, not just with Basquiat, but with Salvador Dali, Keith Herring, Debbie Harry, Jerry Hall.
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He was one of the most popular people in the world.
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Maybe I should have made that the opening song.
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Well, Lou Reed's, he went up to Lou Reed and he says, you should do a song like about that girl who was just here, vicious, just like vicious.
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Just be like, you hit me with a flower or something.
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And then Lou Reed goes, the song just wrote itself after that.
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I think I was 12 and I was at a parent's, my parents' friend's house, Brian.
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And so he let me listen to records with headphones on.
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He had an old worn-out one and he had rebought it because he listened to it so much.
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Whenever you check these, it's like, it's going to rain later.
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Even if it was a lunatic loose on the streets of Manhattan, what are the odds we're going to bump into him?
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Oh, wait, there's usually a child missing, isn't it?
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How did you get on my fucking phone, by the way?
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Anyway, this is a fun book just to have lounging around.
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And he would come home and he would dictate his diary to this guy, Pat Hackett.
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And Pat could hack it because he transcribed it all.
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Cab to meet Debbie Harry at 7.30 at her and Chris Stein's apartment at 200 West 58th Street, the penthouse.
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It took an hour to get there because everybody was merging into Central Park for the fireworks later at 9.
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When we got there, Chris and Victor Bakris had their tapes on.
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Debbie had worked all day trying to find an interesting place to have dinner.
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We went up to 119th Street and Morningside Drive to that restaurant with the big view.
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I don't know how people up there can afford it, though, because it's so expensive.
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She's gotten really rich from the Vanderbilt Jeans ad, and they're going to buy a building.
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Chris wants to rent an apartment in the Lower East Side to give interviews in because they don't want to spoil their low-life image.
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And Debbie will have to give interviews there, too.
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But if you saw their apartment, and he's saying he doesn't want people to know how well they live, it's so junky.
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There are at least 100 gold records on the wall.
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So it's just a guy blathering about the glitterati of the 80s.
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You can tell doing a book a day, I started to chip away my collection, and now I'm dipping into the woman's.
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Who somehow it's in my head that she was kissing a guy because I used that stupid analogy and now I feel weird.
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You know, I was arrested for putting my dick in a golf ball cleaner.
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This weekend, we donated $150 to Alexandria Orquezio-Cortez's grandmother.
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She put up a picture of her grandmother's house, and she said, look at this shithole.
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Now, Trump said, I don't want to send money to Puerto Rico because they're all corrupt there and they'll just steal it.
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And that's exactly what happened because they are corrupt there and they did steal it.
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Dude was telling me about pallets and pallets of water bottles still on the side of the highway like today.
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Why can't they just pick it up in their car too?
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So anyway, she shows that picture and everyone goes, wait a minute, you're rich.
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Rejecting $100,000 to own the cons, says Lawrence Southern.
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Clearly, the proper response here would have been to take it, decorate the completed home with a poster of Mao, and take a pic popping a bottle of champagne while thanking everyone for the wealth distribution.
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But people were pissed on the right, saying, look, there's a Marine.
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He lost his arms, and there's this sick kid, and this kid with cancer whose dad was a cop who was killed.
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This is going to be on her Wikipedia page forever now.
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So now we've amplified with the Streisand effect the fact that AOC didn't give her granny any money.
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I believe in the Second Amendment, but nobody says you can have a magazine with 100 clips in it.
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I think a lot of liberals would see that with our Biden logo below it and be like, yeah, cool.
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Let's go ask people how many clips should be in a magazine.
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I am not a gun guy, so I have a rough understanding.
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I think my shotgun, my rifle has a clip that takes five or six bullets.
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But then a magazine is like that thing that goes into the, like a handgun and has like.
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They're both vehicles, but they don't go into each other.
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Look, I love cars as much as the next guy, but no one thinks you should put 100 motorcycles in a car.
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I was noticing on the weekend that my kids don't watch Saturday morning cartoons anymore.
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But I was remembering how much fun they had, and I thought, I guess one kid has different tastes.
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And I turned on the TV, and it was Teen Titans, which is the shittiest, stupidest, crappiest flash animation, boring reboot cartoon ever.
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And I realized we had, I mentioned this earlier on another episode, we had a cartoon renaissance from 2010 to 2018.
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Well, I looked into it and I found out women happened.
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And obviously, when I say women, I'm talking about the bastardized, twisted, political activist version we created.
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Women, when they were kindergarten teachers, back when I was a kid, they were nice old ladies with big tits that let boys be boys and encouraged boys to be boys.
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There's literally a war on boys, on masculinity, on the patriarchy.
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And these infected shit chests, remember why I call them shit chests, right?
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Women have this magical gift to give life, to be creators of life.
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And it's like the glowing thing in Iron Man's chest.
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We've removed that and replaced it with a piece of shit.
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So I should say, to be more accurate, shit chests ruin everything.
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And I was wondering, this took me all day, by the way.
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And I did some research and discovered they've been overrun by women.
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As a proud homophobe, I initially blamed homos.
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But as you'll learn over this little ride we're going on, fags have nothing to do with it.
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But gay activism, which is predominantly a female thing.
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It's like saying you shouldn't hate gays and telling kids that and brainwashing kids is more a female thing than a gay thing.
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There's more straight female gay activists than there are gay activists.
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The house is, you have the whole house to yourself.
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You make some fucking candy cereal if your parents are nice enough.
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But you probably had Fruit Loops and cool shit at your house.
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And it was all kinds of different cartoons going on.
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And there wasn't a lot on TV back then when I was a kid in the 70s.
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And I'm looking back at these cartoons now and realizing they kind of sucked.
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He was from, I think he was an offshoot of the Wacky Races.
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That was just all these different characters from all these different shows having a race with stupid, repeating 1950s looking backgrounds.
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Loved watching them all go on this big long race and cheat.
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Look how good the drawing is there, by the way.
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Another weird garbage cartoon that we've loved was Shmoo.
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He was a ghost who could change his body into any shape.
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So just before it died, it actually had a stunning renaissance.
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And my two oldest kids got to be in the eye of the storm for that.
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There's nothing on but Teen Titans and SpongeBob, who's gay, by the way, now.
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And so he just looks at his iPad and he watches YouTubers talking about viral videos and shit.
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And my other kids were there for the Swan song.
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Now, let me tell you how awesome it was from 2010 till 2014.
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It was actually when that guy groped a chick, Clarence.
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And this was about a kid who had a snake that was his friend.
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The snake would occasionally wear a t-shirt and a hat to blend in.
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This is Jay, what's his name, who did all the van stuff.
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He also designed the characters for Bob's Burgers.
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And they didn't pay him well enough or something.
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He got in a big fight with them and they ended up splitting.
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It was such a good show that when my kids would be watching Cartoon Morning, I would just sit with them and have toast and a coffee and just watch the cartoons with them.
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Jay did that tattoo of a buffalo on my wrist for Johnny Buffalo.
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That was my old buddy Dave Cooper and Johnny Ryan.
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And if you check out his Instagram, he is the most offensive cartoonist in the world.
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So offensive, in fact, that he didn't credit himself as Johnny Ryan for this cartoon.
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I mean, look at this quality compared to the shit I grew up with.
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Most cartoonists these days are on Adderall or Ridalin.
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I mean, you have no idea how many drawings you have to do to even with computers to show what I just showed you here.
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And I remember watching things like Uncle Grandpa going, I couldn't come up with this.
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It was just levels of creativity that were way beyond the pale.
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Oh, they're doing that guy that we make fun of who thinks animals are cool.
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Another fantastic show from this zenith renaissance was regular show.
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Again, the quality of the drawing is just amazing.
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Well, I hope you're not getting your coffee someplace else.
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That was the other thing about, especially Sanjay and Craig.
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They had one episode of Sanjay and Craig where this guy was unbarfable.
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He's never barfed, and you can't make him barf.
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And Sanjay and Craig devote their entire day to trying to make him barf.
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And I could hear my kids laughing their heads off.
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This show would constantly make them laugh their heads off and they'd be imitating the voices.
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Of course, the winner was probably Adventure Time, especially when you're looking at creativity.
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This guy went on, he did a podcast with what's his name?
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He animated Duncan Trussell's podcast on Netflix, which is cool.
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I mean, that could have been a franchise that went on forever.
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Like, it was way more fun to watch than, you know, any Mickey Mouse or any other long-term franchise.
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This could have been a cartoon for generations.
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And I remember when it came out, this was the end.
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And when it first came out, it was just very weird.
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And she's interesting because she survived the purge by pretending to be gay.
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Her boyfriend's this big fat black dude, but she's bi.
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And she changed all her content into be pro-gay, gay activism stuff.
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She did that because women took over all networks, all cartoons, all women now.
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So if you want to appease women, you make it anti-racist and anti-homophobia.
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Now, sometimes it gets disturbing, like that blues clues thing, where we were wrong, by the way.
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At the end, he does, there is a pedophile flag in it.
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At worst, we have fags trying to groom our kids to fuck them.
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So when we showed this video previously, the Blue Clues big parade video, I think it was last episode, Friday's episode, the clip cut too short to show this.
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I tend to not give people too much credibility.
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And I think this is just political correctness makes companies all female.
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And females do things, shit chests, make things all gay activism, politically correct activism.
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So there's this cartoon, Casper, Clarence, sorry, Clarence, 2014 to 2018.
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They're all art school kids who just draw and drink and party and draw and draw and draw.
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And they create these shows and they're kind of weird around chicks.
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They're already nerds, and then they're hyper with the Adderall.
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And this guy, Skylar Page, I think his name is, right?
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They all stabbed him in the back and ran as soon as he was charged with sexual assault.
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He's off in Arizona where the rent is cheap and he just draws all day.
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This is the bitch that ruined Cartoon Morning forever.
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Cartoon Morning probably started in the 50s and it absolutely sucks now.
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Now, the man behind the Cartoon Renaissance is, believe it or not, a fag.
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And this guy, he brought Adventure Time to Cartoon Network, and he was behind all of these brave choices, these weird shows.
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No, that's the letter of the guy stabbing him in the back.
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She's a piece of shit, and they should give him the boot.
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I have a real bee in my bonnet when it comes to loyalty.
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That's one thing that really pisses me off when people don't have someone's back because they're unpopular.
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It just, it's a sign of the decline of Western civilization when we don't have the fortitude to stand up for our friends and defend the innocent.
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So this guy, Rob Sorter, he's not in the notes.
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He's the guy who's taking over Cartoon Network.
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And that's why it's all shitty reboots like Teen Titans.
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He said, look, the guy just overhugged someone at a party.
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And they drove him out, replaced him with Pussyman.
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Again, both guys gay on both sides of the thing here.
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And the woman, Stephen Universe, remember, she was part of the Renaissance.
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And then she saw which way the wind was blowing.
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She's jumped, full-on trans bi-activist, getting reamed by a black dude every night, but pretending that she's trans.
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Tumbleweeds are going by, and she's still alive because she's a bullshitter.
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So we've gone from, oh, there's also the amazing world of gumball.
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Now that one had the kids laughing their heads off, like falling off the couch.
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Just like, you know, Terry Richardson is a good friend of mine, photographer.
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One cunt, one 18-year-old cunt calls him a rape apologist in a tweet and says to H ⁇ M, who was one of his clients, the guy was making $5 million a year, one of the biggest photographers ever.
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And she goes, are you going to explain you working with rape apologist Terry Richardson?
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He lost that client and that started a whole domino effect.
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And that one bitch that got overhugged destroyed not just the Clarence guy, but the entire cartoon network and changed into chickdom.
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We have, well, of course, we have Rebecca Sugar.
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That's the girl I just told you about who pretends she's trans.
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Shady Petowski is a dude who thinks he's a chick.
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This, a trans showrunner on how to bring LGBTQ truth to kids' TV.
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And remember, this is a picture he chose that is the best out of all of them.
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Like, all of this gay propaganda is based on the assumption that gay kids are getting bullied.
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It's not, so stop telling them what pansexual means or showing them trans flags.
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In fact, I would argue your goal as a parent is to push sex as light as humanly possible.
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You don't want your daughter knowing what sex is until she's 16.
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But all of this sex activism in kids is a bizarre female trait.
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So that's a lesbian saying she invites everyone into comics.
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Thank you for finally making gay-friendly cartoons.
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And these are just the chicks that are the creators.
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she doesn't look like a lesbian, she says she's a lesbian, and she says she's married to some other animator, but she doesn't have a gay face.
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That's the thing: when women control something, you got to go gay.
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You got to be a gay activist, you got to be gay yourself, or you're canceled.
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Or this guy, Gravity Falls, is not gay, but he's a fervent gay activist.
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Look at him calling out Disney's pride, hypocrisy.
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He says, Disney said everyone's welcome here, right?
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Oh, I'll show you something later about these corporations that have like BMW, all their logos are all rainbow.
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But then you check the Middle East Twitter account of that corporation.
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So this is, he's pretending to be mad at Disney because he goes, they canceled a lot of the gay scenes in Gravity Falls, my cartoon.
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So even when you're not gay, you're a gay activist or you're done.
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And guess who else is dominating the animation world now?
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Has left school as an assistant professor and does mostly background, but is at all the meetings, discussing the content.
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Who is one of the most influential and powerful people in post-Renaissance shit cartoon land, the desert of creativity, the boring hellhole that has become Saturday morning cartoons?
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Which you claim support the idea that legal immigrants are dangerous or criminals.
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I cited a number of statistics that show that they commit federal crimes at a significantly higher rate than native-born Americans.
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So what role do you think that structural racism and inherent bias has to play in those statistics?
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I don't think that the people who enter this country illegally are forced to do so by some sort of systemic racism.
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There's no systemic American racist going down to El Salvador and saying, you better get up and sneak into the United States.
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It's too sophisticated of a joke for her, Michael.
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I think the premise of this question is actually quite offensive, though it's a popular assumption, which is that illegal aliens somehow don't have free will.
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It's the assumption that illegal aliens are somehow morally uneducated.
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They have no ability to control their emotions and their impulses.
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This is obviously profoundly racist and not true.
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This is why, by the way, the majority of Hispanic people in the United States and Hispanic voters oppose illegal immigration.
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The question of crime is different because race does not determine your criminality.
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I'm saying that people of color are more likely to be convicted of crimes unfairly than white people.
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They're always with perfectly normal names that freak the fuck out of academics.
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I'm going to start calling myself a 2004 liberal because that was a normal thing to say that Bill Clinton wanted and Obama wanted.
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And then his other talk that freaked everyone out and gave the faculty panic attacks.
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And she gets up there and her thing is, go back, we don't want to lose her.
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She gets up there and says, speech is violence.
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One guy, this Italian dude came up when, he's a professor there.
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He came up and he said 1492, whatever, was when a racist genocider, that's not a word, came to this country and killed.
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This is a history professor telling Michael Knowles that.
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You're going a quarter of a million dollar in debt to listen to these assholes.
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And this cunt ruined, is an example of this onslaught of Saturday morning cartoon destroyers.
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I'm not quite sure where you're getting your statistics from, and you choose to interpret them.
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You choose to interpret them in your Bureau of Justice Statistics and Department of Homeland Security.
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By the way, if you, she's been to like every art school in Britain and then went to art school in America.
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It would have been nice if you could have let me finish my sentence.
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You are using your statistics for your own political agenda, and that's your question.
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I'm talking about the fact that I'm faculty here.
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Do you think that anti-immigrant rhetoric is violent free speech?
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The conversation that you're having is oppressive.
00:44:30.000
We could watch that all day, and we already have watched it.
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You can tell she's one of these artists that just has, she's put in her thousand hours, but she doesn't have talent.
00:44:43.000
Like Joe Mataris, you know, those comedians that don't have the sprinkles, but they bust their ass and you go, okay, you have a career.
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That's clearly someone without artistic talent who has just worked hard at it and been painting for, you know, five art colleges worth of time.
00:45:06.000
Now, we already covered this in a letter, right?
00:45:17.000
These are like those four, five videos, one, two, three, four videos that are under the PC bias.
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This is the Steven Universe chick who pretends she's gay, be anti-racist.
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And kids don't like participation trophies where everyone gets one, and they don't like gay propaganda, so they don't watch this shit.
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My kids, I couldn't, you know what I used to do to fuck with them?
00:45:41.000
I would go up and go, oh, I think we're going to turn off the TV, guys.
00:45:45.000
And I would go to put my thumb on the off button, and they'd scream and cry, I'd be filming this.
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And they would just go from, no, no, to back to normal.
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I could turn them on and off by threatening to turn on and off the TV.
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Now, this shit, this fucking propaganda garbage?
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That's the one where he says, this doesn't happen.
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And they go, just because it doesn't happen, no, it doesn't happen.
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But he said, yeah, they pick on my kids at school.
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I go, dude, they made fun of me for having glasses.
00:46:37.000
They don't beat up a kid because he was gay, because he was sucking another kid's dick.
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So if you have an example of some dumb teasing thing, it's not a phenomenon.
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And kids being rude and picking on other kids, you can't stop that and you shouldn't stop that.
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Oh yeah, that's the lesbian saying role-playing and cosplay helps them be empowered.
00:47:10.000
Sorry to repeat this, but I got to put it in this video so it's all one coherent point that sums it all up.
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Remember this when she gets mad about being purple?
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I think it kind of does matter that I'm purple.
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I mean, I'm purple because I'm literally an alien.
00:47:43.000
Well, I'm not an alien, but it definitely matters to me that I'm black.
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Like, think of the Sanjay and Craig unbarfable episode, and then they turn this shit on.
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And it's a woman pretending to be gay, doing gay propaganda to appease other women who are probably not even gay either.
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This is like fucking all these rainbow flags everywhere.
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Did anyone even ask gays if they want all this shit?
00:48:16.000
It's just amazing how smashing the patriarchy is our number one goal on the far left, destroying white males, making sure that the whole power structure is ripped down because it's systemic and evil and it's ruining our children.
00:48:36.000
A weaker sex comes in and ruins everything they touch.
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And we're left in a scenario where shitty cartoons that bore our kids to death is the best case scenario.
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Because the worst case scenario is we are grooming our children for sex so they can be raped by degenerate perverts.
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I'm not big on either of those options, but the second one is a little scarier.
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So ladies, please get out of the way and let the men handle it because you ruin everything.
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That's the corporations thing I was talking about.
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But if it comes down to it and it's going to cost them any money or make them embarrassed, no thanks.
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In case you thought corporations had principles.
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You know what's interesting, too, I've noticed that I didn't mention in the video.
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Julia Plott is a straight girl and she does a thing called Summer Island Camp.
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But she stopped dressing beautiful because all these women are everywhere.
00:50:08.000
So just like the chick who does Steven Universe, she's not pretending to be gay, but dressing dikey and looking shitty.
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She's got on the lesbian sweater with the collar and the jeans.
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She looks like the dyke from the Roseanne show.
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See if you can find another picture of her, though.
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Look, I'm an ugly, frumpy Jewish lesbian just like you.
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Pot with no L. Oh, that's why it was fucking up.
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Everyone is just scared of what the other person thinks.
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But now in every picture, it's like sweatshirt.
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They have to dress down because of toxic femininity.
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I mean, she looks like Woody Allen in that picture.
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Is there a reason I could give you that would justify?
00:51:44.000
And you had that woman, Shady Petrowski, right?
00:51:56.000
But she was on some show bitching about the TSA.
00:52:02.000
The TSA didn't were confused by her genitals because when she went through the x-ray thing, they noticed this beautiful woman has a large eight-inch cock again.
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This is who's in charge of Saturday morning cartoons now.
00:52:30.000
It was traumatic for you, but it seems to me they had a very through as a male or female, whatever gets me through quickly.
00:52:40.000
A TSA agent looks at me, pushes a button, and then makes me responsible for their guess.
00:52:48.000
Wait, so there's a no win because they assumed the gender was female, which is what he's going for.
00:52:54.000
I guess what he's saying is he wants the TSA to accept that some women have penises.
00:53:02.000
Well, isn't there a reason they separate men and women so when you're frisking them, you're comfortable?
00:53:10.000
If I'm a TSA agent, I don't want to be fucking grabbing your nuts.
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No one asked me about concealment and trans people are always being criticized for being frauds or concealing something.
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I can go through as a male or female, whatever gets me through quickly.
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A male, so when they say I'm a woman, scam me through as a woman, it's gonna find that you're male.
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It has nothing to do with you're not getting equal treatment because you are born black privilege, by the way.
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When you say she waits for a pause, it gets a round of applause after she says that.
00:54:06.000
By the way, speaking of gays, there is a fucking gay flag across from the American Legion in a town near me.
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No, worse, you're putting dicks in their mouth.
00:54:35.000
I think it's the American flag at the top, the state flag on one side, and then the other flag used to be the POW-MIA flag.
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They're not real graves, but they're to commemorate the six people from that town who died in, I don't know what war, Vietnam, maybe all wars.
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How do you know how they feel about gay equality?
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The only thing that you can ascribe to them is the American flag and a military flag.
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But they didn't sign up for this LGBT bullshit.
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It's a rainbow flag, but it's got a trans flag sort of divoted into the base of it.
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So now they're supporting that shady Petrosky chick who doesn't like getting frisked.
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One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
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It's making a statement, and it's disgusting, the statement it's making.
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Not even disgusting, but it's disgusting that you would put words in the mouth of a dead man.
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I think trans is silly, and I think you're born gay.
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But you don't have the right to put that pin on me when I'm dead.
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Yeah, why don't you just put a fucking gay pin on his uniform, in his coffin?
00:56:38.000
They've basically stuck a gay flag in a man's hand.
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I like how the headline is, they responded by advocating for him.
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Now, if you read the article, the guy was unapologetic.
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So he wasn't exactly drowning in remorse, but it's vandalism.
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But because it's a gay flag and they have gay privilege, this is like what's his name was talking about.
00:58:13.000
White people walk through life like they own the place.
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No, it's privilege when burning your flag gets 16 years.
00:58:20.000
You know what you get if you burn the American flag?
00:58:24.000
How about those two lawyers, the black one and the Middle Eastern one, who threw a Molotov cocktail into a cop car?
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Getting to ruin stand-up comedy and Saturday morning cartoons.
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What if a big fat redneck just got out of his truck?
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He saw some racial epithet pouring gas in her car and he just thought, fuck this bitch.
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And just like that other guy that was on the front page of the post, they don't beat him up.
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If you see a woman getting the shit beaten out of her, tackle the fucking guy.
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In fact, it's getting so rare now that it makes the news.
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Like, remember that yuppie-looking dude who tackled the guy who was stabbing an old lady?
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Getting 16 years for a hate crime if the guy's black.
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But come on, what is a society if you don't stop someone from beating the shit out of a woman?
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On a late Friday, detectives say the shirtless man seen in this security video was turned in by a concerned relative.
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He was wanted for this unprovoked and vicious attack.
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The unnamed man reportedly punched an unsuspecting woman.
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He'll tell you, if it's more than two dudes, I'm fucked.
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Like, the idea of beating up several men is just not possible.
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Because while one guy's pounding you, or you're pounding one guy, you're getting smacked in the head from behind.
01:01:35.000
This professor, they seem to be getting more and more radical, these anti-white things.
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Lecture at official Yale event, fantasizes about brutally murdering white people.
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And again, Indians in America, dot, not feather, make more money than whites.
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Ethnic whites are like number seven on the success board.
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So all those people above white as far as annual income, are they allowed to complain?
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Whoever you are and wherever you come from, our world is better because blah, blah, blah.
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She said something about taking matters into her own hands and then shows she excommunicated some of her white friends or something.
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Isn't that interesting that the sun kind of watered down what she said?
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I had fantasies of unloading a revolver into the heads of any white person that got in my way, burying their body, and wiping my bloody hands as I walked away, relatively guiltless, with a bounce in my step, like I did the world a fucking favor.
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Shoveling's going to take a couple hours, so the blood's going to like sweat off.
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I don't think you'd still have blood on your hands after burying a body.
01:03:43.000
The psychopathic problem of the white mind is the name of the lecture.
01:03:54.000
How did SubSat get audio of my talk immediately after months of my trying to obtain a coffee and have Yale release it?
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This perpetuates the suppression of voices of people of color.
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I would have loved to share my story first, but at the end of the day, it comes down to Barry Weiss and Linda Mays.
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But talking about two white women have immediate access to my work with me being on the sideline of my content and my story is the real racism.
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But this woman, who wants to, has fantasies about murdering every white person she sees, says it's racist that she's not in control of this story.
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That she couldn't put it out there, but white people could make it go viral or whatnot.
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Hillier cities are more income segregated because of their unevenness.
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You know, that reminds me of a story an old knight of Columbus told me.
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He said that right before the Depression, there was This tons of mining work upstate, and it was brutal labor.
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So, the only people that bothered to do it were blacks and Irish, poor Irish.
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And Upper Manhattan wasn't that fleshed out at the time.
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And he said they worked there, but for some reason, they weren't being paid in money.
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Then the economy tanked, and all of a sudden these guys were rich because paper money was worthless and they had silver.
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So they started buying up real estate all over.
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And Irish people liked hillier terrain more, so they choose the hillier side of Upper Manhattan, which is now Hell's Kitchen.
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And blacks liked level more, and they ended up with the higher up, like higher up more north, and that was Harlem.
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I don't know if that's true, but it was a cool story.
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And the funny part was, he took out a piece of paper to explain this to me, and he drew like a long island and then wrote Hell's Kitchen and Harlem on it, like on a big peanut.
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Moving Mountains, Geography, Neighborhood Sorting, and Spatial Income Segregation.
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Am I the only person that's just fucking sick of this shit?
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It's like the rainbow flags and the BLM flags and calling everyone racist.
01:06:51.000
There was politically correct freaks, like the ones who run Saturday morning cartoons now.
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They were at my school and it started in the 90s.
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Early 90s, you started seeing political correctness, critical race theory, but they were blue-haired freaks and no one took them seriously.
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It was just like highfalutin academic nut bars.
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It's mainstream to be a radical leftist and inject race into everything.
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Who gets to go to Yale and who doesn't should be decided randomly.
01:07:35.000
Yale started by, I think his name was Edward Yale.
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The namesake, the school named after him, he had money because he was a slave owner.
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So I thought things might be dying down with the January 6th thing because I saw that article 2.8 where they said some of the charges are being dropped.
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No, this article is not indicative of a pattern.
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Feds dropped charges against Winter Capital Rights.
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And I hear insiders tell me that the top brass, fuck the police's boss, the top mines, the top guys at the FBI and the CIA, firmly believe that the January 6th meandering was the biggest threat to our nation's safety since the Civil War.
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Did they stay within the ropes during the Civil War?
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An American Holocaust is what the Civil War was.
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They think the election is stolen and they got mad.
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I'm avoiding it like the plague and I'm begging Prowboys not to go.
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But I think because he's on record speaking to me, the phone records, they're really coming down hard on him.
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And this weekend, he had a Roger Stone awakening where they, about, I don't know, 10, I don't know the exact number, but about 10 SWAT guys show up, rifles drawn, ready to kill, guns ablazing.
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And his daughter, his girlfriend, she's like, I'm going to pick up my dog.
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They go, don't pick up the dog, don't pick up the dog.
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Because the dog was hysterical and she didn't want it to get shot.
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Like, please don't shoot me, please don't shoot me.
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No, he had been cooperating with the authorities too.
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And he said, all right, I'll give you an interview.
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And then he's talking to his lawyer, like, should we do the interview?
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Or could I, like, what if I make a mistake during the interview?
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And so that took like a day of back and forth wondering about the interview.
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They go, you need to get back to us about the interview.
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They ransacked his house, took his phone, his computers, everything.
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He was nearby that day, and he saw people going in the building and went, ugh, that seems like a bad move.
01:10:48.000
Like they've created this sort of invisible line and say anyone who crossed this side of the line is evil.
01:10:55.000
And isn't it funny how Antifa is all anti the January 6th people?
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You can see on our Twitter, we said don't go, but it is kind of anarchist to want to take down the government.
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I saw that the Communist Party in Britain said these were working class people trying to take down the government.
01:11:19.000
Ashley Babbitt was shot, I believe, because she was getting close to Mike Pence.
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I think it was Mike Pence's personal security that shot her.
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Like the Guy Fawkes mask they all wear, you know, with the big mustache, smiling.
01:11:34.000
Guy Fawkes tried to blow up the British Parliament because he saw they were separating church and state, and he thought the Catholic Church not being in control of the government would be very bad for Britain.
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I don't think people who wear that mask realize that.
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Anyway, look at this footage of them protesting a memorial for Ashley Babbitt.
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Can't you just let someone mourn their death for fuck's sakes?
01:12:04.000
Remember that proud boy who was gay and he OD'd and Antifa threatened his mom so much she didn't end up having a funeral?
01:12:17.000
We were at a Linda Sarsour thing with all Hasidic and Orthodox Jews protesting Linda Sarsour's talk.
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So the guy in front of me, yeah, that guy in the foreground is dead now.
01:12:38.000
And Antifa threatened his mother so much that she couldn't have the funeral because they were going to storm the funeral.
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And he's still serving a four-year prison sentence for saying yes when Antifa said want to fight.
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You can order them shit, books and stuff, on Amazon.
01:13:06.000
You just put the address, which we have at the end of the show, as the shipping address, and they'll get the book.
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You just got to make sure that you have their DIN number.
01:13:15.000
It takes a couple tries to get the address right.
01:13:17.000
But anyway, Ashley Babbitt, Antifa gathered to confront people at a Sacramento rally in support of Ashley Babbitt.
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You watching this, including women, you can beat up everyone in Antifa.
01:14:15.000
What does one of those signs say she should have obeyed the law?
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Oh, is that that libertarian dude who's like a big gun guy who was running for office?
01:14:44.000
Big, huge tits, and she's there to fight with people who are mourning.
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And now when the cops start spr- wait, did she really just make her move when the cop was right there?
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So we still know what that emergency alert was?
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Like, if there's a school shooter near my kids' school, I want to know it.
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That's fucking great animation, speaking of which animation stuff.
01:16:40.000
Me and my Cuban refugee wife at the Clearwater Proud Boys rally.
01:17:10.000
Panos Dios Cabby, ever since your episode where you told men to stop using products like shampoo and conditioner, I've tried out your method of using just water and scrubbing.
01:17:17.000
To my surprise, I had a bad case of eczema under my hair that seemingly disappeared overnight.
01:17:22.000
It was embarrassing because I used to get terrible dandruff as a result, but that's gone too.
01:17:31.000
I think this is a very healthy choice, seeing as how I'm currently in my early 20s, I was facing these issues.
01:17:40.000
You know what else someone pointed out to me today?
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Guys who are constantly fucking chicks, that's gay.
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Like it's man, sure, you can have your wild years for a little bit, I guess.
01:17:54.000
Whatever floats your boat, you got to get your yayas out.
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But like to be in your late 20s and fucking tons of random brats, That's a gay lifestyle.
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Like getting blown in an alley by a girl, that's what gays do.
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You're a fag who happens to fuck a lot, the pussy.
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Like Vince Neal in Motley Krube fucking like three girls a night.
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If you keep it going, maybe one night you try it out.
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It's like having too many people over for dinner.
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The other thing about shampoo is when you just come out of it and you have condition everything and it has that fluffiness.
01:18:57.000
The hair looks all fluffy and flyaway and soft.
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I have the softest hands in the world and I meet someone, hey, how you doing?
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And then they touch my hand and it's like a baby's ass.
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So I was saying to my son, I want to invent something that's like sandpaper with tar and you grip it and it's called rough hands.
01:19:30.000
He told me about some baseball player that didn't like wearing baseball gloves, so he just pissed on his hands so his hands would be like tougher.
01:19:41.000
I also had a retarded idea for the show that you can feel free to ignore.
01:19:44.000
Imagine you did a series where you consumed media you hate like video games, similar to that of a Let's Player, and you just tore them apart.
01:19:53.000
I think it would be hilarious to watch you play Undertale or some shit ironically.
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I know it's a terrible idea, but that's why I think it would be so funny.
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Here you are, Gornas Man, who doesn't know shit about games beyond Tetris, literally doing normie-ass YouTube content, but with a Gavin spin on it.
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He would put like tar or sap on his face and rub it into his face so his skin would be thicker so he wouldn't get cuts during fights.
01:20:44.000
Because before he was a pro boxer, he would just walk into a bar and say, I bet I can beat up everyone in this bar.
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I'll give you $100 if you think you can take me.
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And then he would just fight like seven people and win.
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And then they'd get money to sleep that night or get some food.
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He got robbed very late in his career in a taxi cab.
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He had a restaurant downtown after he became a big boxer in Manhattan across from Penn Station, Madison Square Garden, actually, Dempsey's.
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And he got out and just, he was 75 years old and just beat the fucking shit out of the two young thieves.
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And the cop, when he arrived, he said, where'd the guy go who beat up these thieves for you, old man?
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It is doomed, not just because of African Americans, but because by 2040, this country is going to be minority white European.
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And you guys are going to have to start working more with Hispanics, who make up a larger portion of the population than y'all do.
01:22:20.000
But he's saying that if blacks and Hispanics can't get along, this country's doomed.
01:22:54.000
Yeah, Brian, why can't you master that fucking software?
01:23:05.000
I mean, normal people are putting their faces all over fucking celebrity movies.
01:23:11.000
Yeah, that impressions app is expensive, though.
01:23:26.000
I think Censored can afford $14 a month to have limitless celebrities on our show.
01:23:48.000
Oh, I wonder if you could upload your own videos, though.
01:23:52.000
Because that's putting your face in, like, movies.
01:23:56.000
You put your face on like Jake, John Taffer, and then you're in bar rescue.
01:24:05.000
I thought the goal was to put his face on my face.
01:24:07.000
Okay, the goal is to get anything done with you.
01:24:17.000
I thought when someone wants to do something, it has to be exactly that way with no other solutions.
01:24:47.000
This weird thrill from Nazi stuff is such a teenage phenomenon.
01:25:02.000
No mass protest after Honolulu police shoot and kill black man.
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Lindsay Mieni and her South African husband moved to Hawaii where she grew up leaving it to be safe to raise her black children there.
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Three months after their arrival, the police shot and killed her husband.
01:25:22.000
Poor black South African man was killed really for no reason because we all know in Hawaii that's their oldest and most famous pastime.
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As you can probably guess, as with the Tulsa riots, there's literally nothing else to the story.
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No inciting incident, just racist Hawaiian cops shooting a black man for sport.
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And then he goes, he totally wasn't trespassing in someone's house in the middle of the night, and that stupid Asian bitch that called the cops totally didn't fear for her life.
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Oh, and he totally didn't disobey cops' repeated commands or physically assault them in any way whatsoever.
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A poor black man was murdered, and now a white wife and their two beautiful mulatto kids who fled the racist, fascist hell that is Denver are without a loving, supportive husband and father who clearly had a good job and stable income.
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Also, the guy whose tweet about the military being turned woke, you showed like a week ago, is a pretty good up-and-coming YouTuber and would make an excellent guest.
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He has a lot of ideas, particularly that of the cathedral that I think needs more exposure on the dissident right or whatever we're calling this motley bitch pushed to the island of misfit toys.
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And then he sends us, his name's Oren McIntyre.
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If this is old news, you can shit on me from a massive height.
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This is why it doesn't matter how big you are in a fight.
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I wouldn't grab an arm and just drag him out of the way.
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Woman who wanted to find me a proud boy arrested.
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Stephanie Bays, who was allegedly among the throng of rioters who forced entry in the Capitol, was arrested in Alabama.
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Stephanie Bays was recorded saying she wanted to find herself a proud boy, referring to the white supremacy group.
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Give me my number out and I'll put it in the public chat.
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See, does this look like someone who's trying to overthrow the government?
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And as I was saying on the weekend, how does this play out?
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boopa doopa dee okay here's the last one we'll do it's called help with liberal sister maybe don't show the picture um I need some advice.
01:31:23.000
My older sister and I used to be best friends, and then she went to college.
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We are only 16 months apart, so we were close in age, too.
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I got married after high school and have been married for eight years.
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My sister is unmarried and just recently moved back close to me and my family.
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We have totally opposite political, social justice opinions.
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Anyway, I tried to take your advice about keeping conversations light and not talking about hot-button topics with her, but lately it seems to be anything gets her upset and defensive.
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It's gotten to the point where I don't feel like I can talk to her about anything substantial.
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It makes me really sad because we used to be able to talk about everything.
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Do you have any advice and how I can talk with my sister again?
01:32:05.000
You cannot talk to your sister about anything substantial.
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Why do you need to have substantial conversations with her anyway?
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Like you have your smart friends, your political friends.
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And I mean, I live in a liberal community, but I found all the MAGA dads.
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And I can talk to people till I'm bored shitless about what's happening with this country and how we're going to save America and all that stuff.
01:32:40.000
I don't need to talk to my wife or my close family about political matters.
01:32:49.000
Wherever you live, I bet there's more guys you can talk to.
01:32:51.000
So just keep it light and she'll eventually get red-pilled.
01:32:54.000
Like my wife, I'm not even sure I'd call her liberal anymore.
01:32:58.000
She's just seen the way liberals behave, the way they're vindictive cunts, the way they terrorize her and my kids.
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And I think she's realized now that her party is the party of the culture wars.
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They're not a party of free speech or they're not a party of freedom.
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Even the diversity shit is bullshit because as soon as it starts affecting these liberal schools, they have a heart attack and pull the rip cord.
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So yeah, my advice to you, sir, is keep it light and silly.
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And eventually she'll start noticing some things.
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Like that woman getting arrested because she was at the Capitol or Jay's house being stormed or Max and John going to prison for four years or some guy getting 16 years for burning a rainbow flag.
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Eventually they start going, my side's kind of unhinged.
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Or they read about Tulsa and then they get the truth.
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It wasn't Black Wall Street and it was a riot, not a massacre.
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The studio technical difficulties, some awkward skateboard lessons going on in the background.
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Some kid who said, fuck it, just flew by on his bike, a minivan, a MILF explaining a missing persons alert.
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And we're going to cut back to the God down it goes.
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Without exception, there hasn't been one stinker.
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And this is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen.
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I had a big fight with my wife this weekend where I think my son was getting some grief for being my son.
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And if I am getting attacked for trying to save this country, you're getting attacked.
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You didn't sign up for me being a professor who fucks his students.
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Or you didn't sign up for me being some sort of deviant.
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But it is in the marriage vows when you stand by your man.
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And if your man is trying to save America, that's a very noble pursuit.
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That's part of being a Western man is defending your culture, defending your nation.
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And it's not just China and Russia hacking us, hacking the pipeline, fucking with our currency, destroying our manufacturing.
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And we have to say, we're mad as hell and we're not going to take it anymore.
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If you have to fight on a small-scale thing in your local community, that's just as valid as the big fights, the big game.
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We need people out there hunting the politically correct woolly mammoths and we need people hunting the small game around the cave, the Saturday morning cartoons.
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So get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.