Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E15 - PROTECTING CRIMINALS [2020-09-21 - S03E15

00:00:33.000 September 21st, 1978, the Ramones release Road to Ruin, their fourth album in as little as two years.

00:00:42.000 Their debut was 76.

00:00:43.000 That was 78.

00:00:45.000 That was their big hit on it.

00:00:46.000 Cool video.

00:00:48.000 I think they invented the idea of, I'm going to play the song slow.

00:00:53.000 Turner, Torner, Torner, four hours ago.

00:00:59.000 And then you guys move as slowly as you can.

00:01:01.000 If you're reading a comic book, what's his name?

00:01:04.000 That's the retarded one.

00:01:05.000 Mickey?

00:01:06.000 The fuck was it?

00:01:06.000 Didi.

00:01:07.000 It's De D De Ramon there.

00:01:08.000 Then turn the page really slow.

00:01:11.000 And then when we speed up the song to the normal speed, everyone will look like they're moving really fast.

00:01:16.000 And you'll look sedated.

00:01:18.000 That's what they did.

00:01:20.000 And then the Beastie Boys did it with, what you, what you, what you want?

00:01:27.000 Don't bother finding that.

00:01:31.000 Book of today, John Ronson, So You've Been Publicly Shamed.

00:01:34.000 Fascinating book.

00:01:35.000 He's a fun writer, this guy.

00:01:36.000 He's a Libby.

00:01:38.000 But sorry about my hair.

00:01:39.000 I just woke up.

00:01:42.000 I'm saying I'm too much, aren't I?

00:01:45.000 What he does is, so he finds five or six or seven people who've been publicly shamed, like brutally lost their whole lives.

00:01:54.000 There was that one girl who she said, oh, I'm on my plane, on the way to South Africa.

00:01:59.000 I hope I don't get AIDS.

00:02:01.000 Oh, just kidding.

00:02:02.000 I'm white.

00:02:03.000 That was her silly throwaway joke.

00:02:06.000 And the whole thing, it became a wait till what's her name lands, like her name, wait till Jessica.

00:02:12.000 Jessica Sacco?

00:02:13.000 Yeah, that sounds right.

00:02:14.000 Wait till Jessica lands.

00:02:17.000 And she landed in...

00:02:19.000 Yeah, she landed in Africa.

00:02:23.000 She's South African.

00:02:25.000 And her life was over.

00:02:26.000 Fired, totally devastated.

00:02:28.000 She was really hard to get in the book.

00:02:30.000 She kept avoiding him, and she didn't want to be remembered for this.

00:02:32.000 She went and did a bunch of volunteer work in Africa.

00:02:35.000 Why do we have to be so good all the time?

00:02:41.000 Yeah, you made a funny joke, by the way.

00:02:44.000 That's funny.

00:02:46.000 Imagine a black person having to live up to that kind of scrutiny.

00:02:50.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?

00:02:55.000 But you know what I like about the Ramones?

00:02:57.000 They suck.

00:02:59.000 They're just a 50s rock and roll band who played too fast.

00:03:03.000 I think because they were nervous because they're so dumb.

00:03:05.000 And so they called it this incredible punk revolution.

00:03:08.000 But the fact that they churned out two albums a year shows that they have that New York thing where you know it's not going to last.

00:03:17.000 So when something blows up, seize it and just keep milking it and milking it and milking it before it dies because you know it's going to die.

00:03:24.000 So when you have an opportunity, when a door opens, you wipe it open with a crowbar and go bananas.

00:03:30.000 Don't sleep.

00:03:32.000 And you'll eventually, you know, make your mark.

00:03:36.000 Like with Vice, we got the opportunity to come to New York City and we just worked around the clock.

00:03:42.000 We went bankrupt, built it back up again.

00:03:44.000 We went bananas.

00:03:46.000 And that made the company stable enough that it's just a permanent fixture now.

00:03:53.000 Ryan McGinley, too, photographer.

00:03:59.000 He had one opportunity with the New York Times magazine and he spent a fortune, probably $2,000, renting underwater cameras to shoot the Olympic swimmers.

00:04:08.000 They went, wow, you get what you pay for with this kid.

00:04:11.000 And started his photography career that's unshakable now.

00:04:14.000 Also on that album, Road to Ruin, is the song Bad Brain.

00:04:22.000 Got a long ass intro, yo.

00:04:26.000 Don't you like what I can do with my hair?

00:04:28.000 All the fun shapes I can make.

00:04:32.000 And I don't style it.

00:04:35.000 You do that one a lot.

00:04:36.000 That's like the go-to.

00:04:38.000 Well, if it's...

00:04:39.000 I like to make it into a gun and poke the kids with it.

00:04:41.000 That is pretty fun.

00:04:43.000 And if I can, if they're watching TV cartoons and I make it like a really long stick, I can just get it up their nose and they go, ah!

00:04:54.000 Let's hear it.

00:04:57.000 Trying to go to the exam.

00:05:02.000 These dummies from Queens just went, all right, we're popular now.

00:05:06.000 Let's fucking go on 100,000 tours and put out a million albums and make our mark.

00:05:12.000 And they did, and now they're immortal.

00:05:15.000 Speaking of bad brains, I was listening to Soulcraft the other day, and I realized that if you take away HR's vocals, it sounds exactly like Metallica.

00:05:34.000 Sort of poppy drums.

00:05:37.000 The guitarists sound the same too.

00:05:40.000 But HR is so dominant that when you hear the music, it's just HR with some cool fast music behind it.

00:05:57.000 Compare that, see if you can mentally take HR out of that and then listen to like the middle of Enter Sandman.

00:06:05.000 I realized that if you take away the guitar solos, hardcore and metal are the same.

00:06:12.000 For the vocals.

00:06:25.000 I think the drums are a little more advanced.

00:06:29.000 A little higher.

00:06:30.000 Yeah.

00:06:31.000 But the other one had more of a pop, but they both have the exact guitar.

00:06:33.000 It's a guitar scoop.

00:06:35.000 That's the type of equalization they're putting on there.

00:06:42.000 Oh, the Scoop.

00:06:44.000 It's a scoop.

00:06:45.000 Did not know that.

00:06:46.000 They drop down the middle, but they boost up the treble and bass.

00:06:49.000 Oh.

00:06:54.000 They probably got instrumentals for that.

00:06:55.000 The reason I bring up all this punk is not just that it's the anniversary of Road to Ruin, September 21st, 1978, but that John Joseph of the Cro-Mags is back doing his walking tours.

00:07:06.000 That's one five.

00:07:08.000 I highly recommend these if you're near New York City.

00:07:11.000 They're awesome.

00:07:12.000 And he takes you all around the East Village.

00:07:15.000 You go by CBGBs.

00:07:16.000 And it's not just punk.

00:07:18.000 He also talks about being an orphan, being a street kid in New York City and selling drugs and getting the shit beat out of them and beating the shit out of people and dealing.

00:07:27.000 They used to go to Madison Square Gardens and deal acid, but they didn't have any acid.

00:07:32.000 So they just give them pieces of paper and then you got to fucking run because eventually someone's going to realize that they got ripped off.

00:07:37.000 So you got to get in and get out.

00:07:38.000 Selling your little square pieces of paper that do nothing.

00:07:42.000 He also tells you who killed Nancy.

00:07:45.000 And I'll just spoiler alert, wreck his tour.

00:07:49.000 It was Rockets Red Glare was his name.

00:07:51.000 He was a good friend of Steve Bassini.

00:07:54.000 And they went there to steal their heroine, Sid Nancy's heroine.

00:08:00.000 Nancy woke up, and they both, I don't know if it was Rock.

00:08:04.000 It was a black guy in Rockets Red Glare.

00:08:06.000 And they stabbed Nancy.

00:08:08.000 And then Sid woke up, and they were already gone.

00:08:11.000 And he's like, whoa, whoa, dunno.

00:08:12.000 Oh, no.

00:08:14.000 And he killed himself.

00:08:16.000 Big fat tub of shit named Rockets Red Glare.

00:08:20.000 And Jon Joseph talks about confronting him.

00:08:23.000 Dang, what the fuck, dude?

00:08:24.000 I know what you did.

00:08:26.000 Rockets Red Glare.

00:08:28.000 Like.

00:08:30.000 There he is.

00:08:32.000 There he is.

00:08:33.000 Big fat fucking junkie piece of shit.

00:08:37.000 I think he's dead now.

00:08:40.000 How rich is Rockets Red Glare?

00:08:43.000 Not very.

00:08:48.000 That reminds me of this video I saw on the weekend about when did punk begin.

00:08:52.000 Don't allow me to bore you with this.

00:08:54.000 You know what I say, right?

00:08:57.000 Maybe this should have been a green screen.

00:09:05.000 Punk rock started right fucking here.

00:09:07.000 Think the Americans are smart enough to bring up something like Punk Rock.

00:09:10.000 Punk rock is about aggression in New York.

00:09:12.000 It's definitely not.

00:09:15.000 See, punk, like just pause.

00:09:16.000 When you think of punk, you think of blue mohawks and tartan pants and stuff.

00:09:21.000 You don't think of Iggy Pop.

00:09:22.000 Iggy Pop was rock.

00:09:24.000 That was a graduation.

00:09:26.000 There was...

00:09:27.000 New York dolls were glam.

00:09:29.000 They were very, very cool rock, don't get me wrong.

00:09:32.000 But just because, like, some guy cut himself doesn't make it punk.

00:09:36.000 Punk is, the fashion is a big part of it.

00:09:39.000 And that was London with Malcolm McLaren's sex shop and the sex pistols.

00:09:43.000 The Ramons are not punk.

00:09:45.000 We've discussed this.

00:09:50.000 Unknown cat.

00:09:51.000 Cat, what's your name?

00:10:01.000 That is an American punk band.

00:10:03.000 Very rare.

00:10:05.000 Once in England, we were more outrageous than in America.

00:10:08.000 London punk was all copied from New York.

00:10:10.000 First game, the MC Frank.

00:10:13.000 Name King.

00:10:14.000 This dude.

00:10:17.000 I hate when people do this with rock history.

00:10:20.000 They just take anything.

00:10:21.000 You look up the history of punk and there'll be a thing on the Beatles.

00:10:24.000 You know, the Beatles?

00:10:26.000 Why don't we include the guy who invented the guitar while we're at it?

00:10:28.000 This is glam.

00:10:32.000 The music is rough.

00:10:33.000 Unpolished.

00:10:34.000 The lyrics are shouted.

00:10:40.000 They sell out wherever they play.

00:10:44.000 People like the dolls and Low Ray.

00:10:47.000 Paper like Dickie Pop.

00:10:49.000 They were the ones that like people were in this country anyway.

00:10:52.000 That's where they got their anyway.

00:10:57.000 Yeah, they always say that the Ramones started.

00:10:58.000 When the Ramones did that show at the 100 Club, the clash already had their set.

00:11:02.000 Oh, this is a great moment.

00:11:06.000 Let's hold last brown died.

00:11:10.000 Really?

00:11:11.000 What are we saying?

00:11:11.000 That is Susie Sue.

00:11:12.000 That's Susie Sue there.

00:11:14.000 Of Susie and the Banshees.

00:11:16.000 Before they...

00:11:17.000 Yes, they really turn us on.

00:11:18.000 What don't they?

00:11:19.000 Well, suppose they turn other people on.

00:11:22.000 That's just their tough trick.

00:11:24.000 Which one?

00:11:24.000 Nothing.

00:11:25.000 A rude word?

00:11:27.000 Next question.

00:11:28.000 No, no.

00:11:29.000 What was the rude word?

00:11:30.000 Shit.

00:11:31.000 Go on, you've got another five seconds.

00:11:32.000 Take something outrageous.

00:11:35.000 Steve Jones.

00:11:37.000 Couldn't be less nervous.

00:11:40.000 What?

00:11:41.000 At that level.

00:11:42.000 What a fucking.

00:11:49.000 That was the first time anyone swore on TV.

00:11:52.000 Yes, indeed.

00:11:53.000 People are sick and fed up for this country.

00:11:56.000 Telling them what to do.

00:11:59.000 The British people took fun with the news.

00:12:02.000 Don't you see this is like Antifa today?

00:12:03.000 They're sick of society.

00:12:06.000 No, they're mainstream.

00:12:08.000 When you have the same views as Coca-Cola and Nike, you're mainstream.

00:12:13.000 The view?

00:12:15.000 I'm banned from PayPal.

00:12:16.000 You can't say the name of my site in a private DM.

00:12:20.000 I'm banned.

00:12:21.000 They're not.

00:12:50.000 He's like Maddie Odell.

00:12:52.000 Pure guts, pure stamina.

00:12:55.000 He's the dumbest man in the history of rock music.

00:12:57.000 But now we got these AM said.

00:13:00.000 They can really.

00:13:02.000 They.

00:13:05.000 Hey, go back.

00:13:06.000 I'm sorry, Dee Dee.

00:13:07.000 What was that?

00:13:12.000 He played so loud that all the angles couldn't take it.

00:13:15.000 But now we got these AM said.

00:13:18.000 They can really.

00:13:20.000 They work.

00:13:25.000 That's a child.

00:13:26.000 I honestly believe the Ramones were just deers in the headlights their entire career.

00:13:30.000 Like they just, because Sean Anna, American Graffini, the big thing in the 70s was the 50s.

00:13:36.000 So they did it, but they went too fast.

00:13:38.000 They went, wait, how come everyone's punk rock everywhere?

00:13:41.000 Okay, yeah, I'm a punk rocker.

00:13:44.000 I started it.

00:13:48.000 We had since when we were really young, right?

00:13:50.000 It's something we stuck on to, you know what I mean?

00:13:52.000 Because it meant more than just like Johnny.

00:13:56.000 I'm always the only speaker about women that let you do that.

00:14:04.000 Is there a more overrated person on earth?

00:14:07.000 She was this wonderful poet.

00:14:09.000 What a poet.

00:14:10.000 What a great poet.

00:14:12.000 I always hope that people will have some kind of punk.

00:14:16.000 CBGB's was art school kids.

00:14:19.000 It was like nouveau rock.

00:14:28.000 Everyone was fucking treated the same.

00:14:30.000 You can play so rot!

00:14:32.000 You can't play so rot.

00:14:35.000 X respects for all dudes, but a one female singer.

00:14:39.000 Any humboing ever went through this with this shit.

00:14:43.000 Okay, I just can I see a little pew more?

00:14:45.000 Yes.

00:14:45.000 Was it over?

00:14:47.000 How long is it?

00:14:48.000 It's about one minute left.

00:14:59.000 It looks like it's their New York gig, which is sort of the aesthetic of this show.

00:15:14.000 Like a bag, and your shit's all retarded.

00:15:39.000 People are ridiculous, aren't they?

00:15:44.000 Yeah.

00:15:46.000 All right, let's just dive right into it, folks.

00:15:49.000 Today's New York Post.

00:15:52.000 Big Apple.

00:15:54.000 Anarchist NYC on Fed's defund list over cop cuts.

00:15:59.000 So A.G. William Barr has decided that Portland, Seattle, and NYC don't deserve any money.

00:16:04.000 You fucked up.

00:16:05.000 I'm not rewarding bad behavior.

00:16:08.000 So fuck you.

00:16:09.000 And I'm like, good.

00:16:11.000 Yeah, don't reward us.

00:16:14.000 That's wrong.

00:16:15.000 Look, we're on the anarchist slash list.

00:16:17.000 He even has a term for it.

00:16:19.000 They're called like anarchist jurisdictions.

00:16:24.000 Seattle, Portland, and NYC are anarchist jurisdictions.

00:16:28.000 Sorry, de Blasio.

00:16:29.000 You can't have it both ways.

00:16:31.000 You can't shit on Trump, shit on America, and then say, hey, Trump, give me America's money.

00:16:35.000 No.

00:16:36.000 No.

00:16:38.000 You defunded the police, all three of those towns, crippled the police, prevented them from doing their jobs, encouraged rioting.

00:16:46.000 Seattle called it, their Seattle mayor called it the summer of love.

00:16:50.000 The fuck?

00:16:51.000 So, no.

00:16:54.000 You don't get it both ways.

00:16:57.000 What was that?

00:16:57.000 Your new video?

00:16:58.000 You had a new video dropped?

00:16:59.000 Yeah, somebody suggested it.

00:17:03.000 Pretty much.

00:17:07.000 I went to what's it called?

00:17:10.000 Wild...

00:17:12.000 What's that big park in the Bronx?

00:17:16.000 Pelham Park?

00:17:17.000 No, Wild Mill?

00:17:20.000 I don't know.

00:17:20.000 What part of the Bronx?

00:17:23.000 It's right by the water.

00:17:26.000 I can see New Jersey over it.

00:17:29.000 Windmill?

00:17:32.000 How can you not know this?

00:17:33.000 You're from the Bronx.

00:17:36.000 Doesn't mean you know everything about the garden.

00:17:39.000 The Bronx.

00:17:41.000 The botanical gardens.

00:17:43.000 Shut the fuck up, you absolute wild orchid.

00:17:46.000 You don't know anything.

00:17:49.000 Um, what the fuck is it called?

00:17:51.000 The Bronx, right?

00:17:53.000 I was just there.

00:17:54.000 Shit.

00:17:56.000 Wave Wave Hill.

00:18:02.000 You never heard of that?

00:18:03.000 No.

00:18:04.000 It looks like a nice part of the Bronx.

00:18:06.000 Well, it's a nature preserve.

00:18:08.000 Mark Twain used to live there.

00:18:09.000 I went up to the woman and I said, was this ever a rich guy's house?

00:18:13.000 And she goes, well, it wasn't a poor person's house.

00:18:16.000 You notice how the lesbian had to take the gender out of my quip?

00:18:21.000 And then she went on to say, yes, it was owned by J.P. Morgan.

00:18:24.000 And then Mark Twain lived here for a while, and it was the British embassy for a while.

00:18:28.000 And I'm just like, so the answer is yes.

00:18:32.000 Yes.

00:18:32.000 All right.

00:18:33.000 Yeah, this is Riverdale.

00:18:35.000 The Bronx doesn't like Riverdale.

00:18:37.000 This isn't the Bronx.

00:18:38.000 This is Riverdale.

00:18:39.000 Riverdale's rich people, Bronx.

00:18:41.000 So it's the Bronx.

00:18:43.000 Yeah.

00:18:44.000 Yeah, I think I see the word Bronx above my head.

00:18:46.000 Yeah, but we don't like that.

00:18:48.000 Okay.

00:18:48.000 People from the other parts of the Bronx don't like Riverdale.

00:18:52.000 I don't know why I brought that up.

00:18:54.000 Was it fun?

00:18:55.000 Yeah, it was really cool.

00:18:56.000 It looks nice.

00:18:57.000 Well, I remember when I brought it up because I came back and my daughter was in her room with her mascara just like bawling.

00:19:04.000 And I go, what's the matter?

00:19:06.000 She goes, nothing, nothing.

00:19:08.000 And she never, little girls don't tell dads secrets.

00:19:11.000 That's mom gets it.

00:19:12.000 So I send the mom up there.

00:19:13.000 And she missed out on all her friends going to the city and having an awesome time.

00:19:18.000 I totally get it.

00:19:20.000 I remember being 14 and your friends all going somewhere super fun and you missed it and you see pic.

00:19:27.000 And we didn't have pictures.

00:19:28.000 These teenagers today see Pictures of all their best friends, like seven of them, in Brooklyn, like laughing their heads off, jumping off a thing.

00:19:38.000 That's where I asked the woman about the rich guy's house.

00:19:41.000 Mark Twain lived there for many years.

00:19:45.000 Totally get it.

00:19:45.000 I don't know why I brought up that story.

00:19:47.000 Sorry.

00:19:48.000 To get back to Antifa, the crux of the show, Jack Pesobic, it looks like he has a doc coming out about Antifa.

00:19:54.000 That's exciting.

00:19:56.000 You know what?

00:19:56.000 Can someone make a cool, you know these cool posters that always have the wrong people like Sean Hannity or something?

00:20:03.000 Can you make a poster of the right people?

00:20:06.000 Like me, Jack Pesobic, Alex Jones, Cassandra Fairbanks, Milo, Loomer, Proud Boys, Roger Stone.

00:20:21.000 Roger Stone.

00:20:22.000 Trump should be in the middle.

00:20:26.000 I never agree with the list.

00:20:27.000 Anyway, show the trailer.

00:20:28.000 It looks really good.

00:20:36.000 Nazis go home.

00:20:37.000 But we did go home and then you came to our house and trashed it.

00:20:40.000 Well, it doesn't look good like it was.

00:20:48.000 I felt like I had no choice.

00:21:02.000 How did we end up in a world where anarchists are communists?

00:21:06.000 That's the one that's got me.

00:21:07.000 I'll never stop scratching my head on that one.

00:21:10.000 Communist anarchists.

00:21:12.000 Anarcho-communists.

00:21:14.000 What?

00:21:23.000 Shame, shame, shame.

00:21:27.000 What the fuck are those dummies doing in the Middle East?

00:21:29.000 So weird.

00:21:32.000 We're going to remake this 23 in the street.

00:21:36.000 That's the guy.

00:21:38.000 Charter.

00:21:39.000 Jason Charter.

00:21:40.000 That's the guy confronting Jack Fesobic.

00:21:43.000 He's got to have a death rush.

00:21:44.000 The guy's crippled.

00:21:46.000 He can't walk.

00:21:46.000 He walks like a gimp.

00:21:48.000 He can't wear a helmet.

00:21:49.000 You look at his face and he's got some sort of hemophilia.

00:21:52.000 Maybe he's only got a couple years to live and he wants to be a martyr.

00:21:55.000 Hmm.

00:21:57.000 Liberals get skilled.

00:22:00.000 Actually, if you want to be a martyr today with Antifa and BLM, you should be a rapist.

00:22:04.000 I think that's your best bet.

00:22:06.000 Did you see that?

00:22:07.000 I sent you a picture.

00:22:08.000 This woman says, because what's his name?

00:22:11.000 Jacob Blake?

00:22:12.000 He raped a 14-year-old.

00:22:15.000 And we're just ignoring that.

00:22:16.000 Like, nice heroes.

00:22:18.000 Can you guys find a martyr that isn't a rapist or a career criminal?

00:22:22.000 Just one innocent black kid who was like going to a clarinet lesson?

00:22:30.000 Where is it now?

00:22:30.000 It's a tweet.

00:22:31.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:22:32.000 Imagine being raped at 14 years old.

00:22:34.000 Now imagine the NFL putting the name of your rapist on their helmets.

00:22:38.000 Then imagine the NBA protesting because your rapist was shot.

00:22:45.000 It's an oldie buddy goody.

00:22:47.000 So sorry, get back to Jack's trailer.

00:22:53.000 I remember that.

00:23:00.000 The Antifa Revolution in the Streets, did they say?

00:23:02.000 Yep.

00:23:03.000 There's Jason and Jack as friends.

00:23:06.000 October.

00:23:10.000 Also in Antifa News, Proud Boys duped Antifa into showing up for a rally.

00:23:16.000 This is what the Proud Boys did in Seattle.

00:23:18.000 They said, we're going to have a huge rally.

00:23:19.000 Everyone's going to die.

00:23:21.000 And they walked across the bridge.

00:23:23.000 They planted an American flag and then walked back.

00:23:27.000 And that was it.

00:23:27.000 And then they went home.

00:23:28.000 And Antifa, ready for this, all congregated.

00:23:31.000 And because they're rabid dogs, they start attacking each other and going ballistic.

00:23:35.000 And that's the brilliant way that Proud Boys show you that we're dealing with absolute fucking rabid animals.

00:23:43.000 They're hyenas.

00:23:44.000 There's no rhyme or reason.

00:23:46.000 So Antifa show up and they have to commit violence when they show up somewhere.

00:23:50.000 So they start attacking journalists.

00:23:52.000 This is a post-millennial article, but it's got all the correct tweets.

00:23:57.000 So that's, what's her name?

00:23:58.000 Lisa Reynolds.

00:24:00.000 Lisa Reynolds Barbonis.

00:24:02.000 So she, I guess, does a show with some guy, James Klig.

00:24:08.000 I don't know these people, but you see some guy come up behind her in that clip we're about to play, and he yanks her hair and then walks, runs away like a little bitch.

00:24:17.000 Imagine being such a bitch that you go up to a woman, yank her hair back, and then slither away.

00:24:22.000 Like that's grade school shit.

00:24:24.000 Did you dip her pigtails in the ink well too?

00:24:30.000 Right there.

00:24:31.000 So he goes over with his hands.

00:24:33.000 Ew!

00:24:33.000 And then he walks away like this.

00:24:36.000 Maybe that means he has a crush on her.

00:24:37.000 That's what it meant in the third grade.

00:24:42.000 Go up to Lisa Elizabeth.

00:24:44.000 Click on that.

00:24:45.000 Where's she from?

00:24:49.000 Washington, D.C. TR News.

00:24:54.000 Is that what it says?

00:24:55.000 Yeah.

00:24:55.000 What's TR News?

00:24:56.000 Tommy Robinson News, isn't it?

00:24:58.000 Yeah, but it can't mean that here.

00:25:00.000 Oh, it is.

00:25:01.000 Isn't it?

00:25:01.000 Oh, shit.

00:25:03.000 She's a DC correspondent for TR News.

00:25:05.000 I'm not going to be out.

00:25:06.000 Wow.

00:25:07.000 He's Mike and Wives.

00:25:08.000 In it.

00:25:10.000 So go back to that article.

00:25:13.000 What's this?

00:25:14.000 So they just showed that.

00:25:15.000 You just watched that, right?

00:25:16.000 Yeah.

00:25:17.000 This is just chasing some guy.

00:25:20.000 This is like that Oakland thing where they thought that Proud Boys were celebrating the assassination of that Nia Wilson girl.

00:25:27.000 And then someone showed up to the vigil in an American flag shirt and they thought he was a Proud Boy, so they beat the shit out of him while calling him a faggot.

00:25:38.000 Fucking homophobic faggot.

00:25:42.000 That one's boring, but keep going.

00:25:44.000 Oh, they're attacking this guy.

00:25:53.000 Again, they're not attacking left-wing journalists.

00:25:55.000 Well, I guess the right-wing journalists, sorry, I guess they were with the TR News.

00:25:58.000 But they just attacked journalists now.

00:26:00.000 Because journalists are snitches.

00:26:01.000 They're not Antifa.

00:26:02.000 Yeah.

00:26:04.000 With the Zeraguinas.

00:26:10.000 Protesters showed up to voice disapproval with a Proud Boys rally that never happened.

00:26:14.000 Then attacked independent journalist James Klug.

00:26:18.000 What a terrible name.

00:26:20.000 Klug?

00:26:22.000 We used to sit around stoned and make up names.

00:26:25.000 And I remember one time Derek Beckles goes, James Klogg.

00:26:29.000 And we all laughed our heads off.

00:26:31.000 And that's his name.

00:26:33.000 This one's better than that one.

00:26:34.000 It's worse.

00:26:35.000 Klug Lug.

00:26:37.000 Get out of my fucking Unicross tree, please.

00:26:39.000 Get out of my fucking neighborhood.

00:26:41.000 Fuck off.

00:26:42.000 See you, Guardian.

00:26:44.000 I'm not the Guardian.

00:26:46.000 The Guardian is very sympathetic to NTP.

00:26:49.000 They do nothing but kiss their ass and shit on Proud Boys.

00:26:52.000 We're not the Guardian.

00:26:59.000 Who's this guy in the white shirt?

00:27:00.000 He's probably a bodyguard.

00:27:02.000 I'm not the Guardian.

00:27:05.000 Well, no, keep going.

00:27:07.000 There's a great one at the bottom.

00:27:09.000 So Belly of the Beast, calling all patriots.

00:27:12.000 Remember, if you recall, they said that Proud Boys are having a celebration after the synagogue shooting, and they attacked these two Marines and called them Spix and Wetbacks because they were Proud Boys.

00:27:24.000 And the Marines are like, what's a Proud Boy?

00:27:26.000 I'm just here because it's my day off.

00:27:28.000 I wanted to walk around Philly.

00:27:30.000 Fuck you!

00:27:31.000 So they got charged with assault.

00:27:33.000 Marines of color, too, by the way, right?

00:27:36.000 That's why they called them Spix and Wetbacks.

00:27:39.000 I wonder whatever happened with that.

00:27:42.000 Is that the same guy, like a before and after?

00:27:44.000 No, retard.

00:27:46.000 No, I'm kidding, but.

00:27:47.000 It's a joke.

00:27:49.000 It's what we call a joke.

00:27:51.000 They're both.

00:27:52.000 Whatever.

00:27:53.000 There should be a way you can quickly find out what happened with cases.

00:27:56.000 Well, the article should have an update.

00:27:59.000 If anyone ever did their job.

00:28:03.000 You could probably look up the guy's name.

00:28:04.000 Look up one of those Antifa guys' names and then hit news.

00:28:10.000 What are you doing, man?

00:28:11.000 Looking for his name here.

00:28:13.000 We just had him.

00:28:14.000 Go back and it'll be under the photo caption.

00:28:16.000 Alejandro.

00:28:18.000 No, that's the Marine.

00:28:23.000 Thomas Massey.

00:28:25.000 Go up.

00:28:28.000 Tom Keenan.

00:28:29.000 Thomas Massey and Tom Keenan.

00:28:34.000 Want to hear something freaky?

00:28:36.000 I'm looking at a new studio.

00:28:37.000 I should show it to you at some point.

00:28:39.000 And I was talking to my wife, and I go, I want to have an interview room.

00:28:41.000 It'd be cool to have two like white Eames chairs.

00:28:44.000 And I said that out loud.

00:28:46.000 Also, on my computer, my home computer, my laptop, I looked up Eames chairs.

00:28:53.000 The next morning, my wife got an ad for Eames chairs on her Instagram.

00:28:59.000 Whoa.

00:29:00.000 Was that the phone sitting on the table when we had dinner at a restaurant?

00:29:05.000 Or was it me Googling it?

00:29:07.000 Because we both use the same Wi-Fi in our house, obviously.

00:29:12.000 So did you click news?

00:29:13.000 That's tough.

00:29:13.000 Well, yeah, I got this news.

00:29:14.000 Did you click news?

00:29:16.000 Yeah.

00:29:16.000 This is another news.

00:29:17.000 So you're searching by news.

00:29:19.000 Yes.

00:29:19.000 Go up to the top.

00:29:21.000 No, you're not.

00:29:21.000 You're searching all, you irrelevant retard.

00:29:24.000 Did you even know that there is a news button?

00:29:27.000 Sure.

00:29:27.000 So why were you looking at all and telling me you clicked on news three times?

00:29:31.000 I don't know, but look at this.

00:29:34.000 Celebrity birthdays, black comedies, wildlife campaigns, runners.

00:29:38.000 You've got to put the fucking names in quotes, you buffoon.

00:29:43.000 Third man charged.

00:29:44.000 Did you know this guy was charged?

00:29:45.000 Joseph Alcott?

00:29:46.000 Yes, it was the biggest news in America.

00:29:48.000 He's one of the top dudes at Antifa.

00:29:51.000 Go back.

00:29:51.000 I'm sorry, folks.

00:29:52.000 You have to watch this training video.

00:29:54.000 Put quotes around the names.

00:29:56.000 No, not the whole sentence.

00:29:58.000 The names!

00:30:01.000 You guys must be freaking out at home watching this.

00:30:05.000 Like that.

00:30:06.000 Try just Tom Keenan.

00:30:13.000 It's not looking good for the old Gavaroo.

00:30:16.000 Usually it does, but not today.

00:30:19.000 No, the problem is that there's been no update.

00:30:22.000 And it hasn't been reported on.

00:30:24.000 I bet they got away with it.

00:30:26.000 That sucks.

00:30:28.000 What's the date on that one?

00:30:29.000 2018.

00:30:30.000 Yeah, the newest one was the Alcos.

00:30:32.000 I bet you anything they didn't serve time.

00:30:33.000 And I'll bet you anything those lawyers who threw Molotov cocktails at the cops will not do a day.

00:30:39.000 Third prediction.

00:30:41.000 I hereby predict Trump will win in the landslide.

00:30:44.000 The DNC will go, no, no, no, we have to count the mail-in ballots.

00:30:46.000 And America's going to go, oh, for fuck's sake, okay.

00:30:49.000 And then a week later, they're going to go, so what's your result?

00:30:52.000 We're still counting.

00:30:53.000 I promise you this.

00:30:55.000 All of November, all of December, we will keep checking in on them and they will keep going, we're still, oh, there's one here.

00:31:01.000 We're still counting.

00:31:03.000 It'll be January 1st, time for Trump to start as the president of the United States.

00:31:08.000 And the DNC will say, we're not ready yet.

00:31:11.000 We're still counting.

00:31:12.000 I promise you.

00:31:15.000 And Trump's going to go, okay, well, then I'm just going to start.

00:31:18.000 And people are going to be rioting.

00:31:20.000 We don't know who the president is.

00:31:22.000 They're going, just the same way they tried to drag COVID from February all the way to November.

00:31:28.000 They're going to try to drag this mail-in thing well into his second term.

00:31:32.000 Now, specific dates?

00:31:36.000 Maybe January 20th, they'll say, oh, it was actually Biden.

00:31:40.000 And then Trump will have to contest it.

00:31:41.000 And they'll hope they can just delay the whole thing.

00:31:44.000 Like someone who hasn't paid their bills.

00:31:46.000 Wait, go back to the post-millennial thing because we haven't seen my favorite video on that whole link.

00:31:52.000 Boop-ba-da.

00:31:53.000 That's all the fake flyers, funny stuff.

00:31:55.000 I didn't know anything about this, by the way.

00:31:57.000 That's the same video with the juvenile hair point.

00:32:00.000 This is my favorite.

00:32:01.000 So someone shows up there to help fight the Proud Boys, drives from far away from Boston all the way to Philly to help.

00:32:08.000 And they call him a Nazi and smash a brick through his window of his car, terrorizing his fucking pitbull on the back seat.

00:32:20.000 Look, the poor dog is in there freaking out.

00:32:23.000 By the way, let the dog out.

00:32:24.000 Yeah, just let him out.

00:32:26.000 Woof, woof, woof.

00:32:27.000 You let the dog out.

00:32:31.000 Get out of here, you fucking Nazi.

00:32:34.000 I came here to fight Nazis with you.

00:32:43.000 Wait, these shirts are fragile, aren't they?

00:32:46.000 They're made like beer cans.

00:32:49.000 Fuck off!

00:32:50.000 Get the fuck out of here!

00:32:52.000 Yeah, get the fuck out of here!

00:32:55.000 They're like a Jim Brewer character.

00:33:00.000 Also, wait, if you go back, that's what they did after everything was settled.

00:33:03.000 So after they attacked their friends and destroyed their cars, then they decided, okay, it's all over.

00:33:08.000 Proud boys are gone.

00:33:09.000 Do you guys want to play with?

00:33:11.000 You guys want to literally LARP?

00:33:15.000 Literal LARPing.

00:33:16.000 Look at them.

00:33:17.000 Oh, you left yourself open.

00:33:22.000 Proud boys rent boxing rings and fight till they're concussed.

00:33:27.000 These guys have foam rings.

00:33:29.000 My son is 12.

00:33:31.000 No, my other boy is seven?

00:33:36.000 Nine?

00:33:37.000 Probably around there.

00:33:38.000 He's nine years old.

00:33:39.000 He would never play with those swords with his friends.

00:33:42.000 Never.

00:33:42.000 So it's more of a six-year-old kind of a vibe.

00:33:46.000 Six and sevens.

00:33:47.000 Seven, you're getting kind of old for foam swords.

00:33:54.000 What's this?

00:33:54.000 1-9?

00:33:55.000 I think it's more footage of them attacking people.

00:34:00.000 1-9.

00:34:01.000 Yeah, it comes after 1-8.

00:34:02.000 I remember the numbers.

00:34:06.000 Yeah, sorry, same video.

00:34:09.000 Bunch of guys, a bunch of probably went to visit Max, by the way, yesterday, and it was comical.

00:34:15.000 Because he comes down and Max Hare, thing opens up.

00:34:22.000 Boom, boom, boom.

00:34:25.000 Hi, guys.

00:34:26.000 It's your friend's face.

00:34:29.000 This is Max Hare's face on the Incredible Hulk.

00:34:33.000 He's just been lifting weights like a lunatic.

00:34:36.000 He's fucking huge.

00:34:39.000 Like, bodybuilder, pump you up.

00:34:43.000 What are their names?

00:34:44.000 Hans and Franz, pump you up guy.

00:34:46.000 He's fucking ripped because that's all he does in there.

00:34:50.000 And they go, so you're okay in here?

00:34:51.000 He goes, yeah, I can take care of myself.

00:34:53.000 But I'm also in, everyone is freaked out.

00:34:56.000 And the corrections officers were coming by, those dudes and saying, man, your boy got fucked.

00:35:00.000 You guys got fucked.

00:35:01.000 That was brutal.

00:35:03.000 And he's good pals with the corrections officers.

00:35:06.000 They've promoted him to some sort of VIP dorm.

00:35:08.000 That's what Max looks like now.

00:35:11.000 Where he can cook for himself like good fellas.

00:35:14.000 So he makes pies and shit for the other roommates, the other inmates.

00:35:20.000 And you know, it sucks, but I think it's like what he originally said.

00:35:24.000 I'm just on a very shitty cruise.

00:35:29.000 I thought this was funny.

00:35:32.000 Antifa wants Proud Boys to pay for the damage they do.

00:35:41.000 You got it?

00:35:42.000 They're notoriously violent far-right organization.

00:35:46.000 So, like in Portland, it cost the city $3 million last year.

00:35:50.000 Remember the thing I just told you about with the planning the flag?

00:35:52.000 They then destroyed, Antifa then destroyed Portland.

00:35:55.000 So Proud Boys should pay for that.

00:35:57.000 Because if you trick Antifa and they show up and start wrecking stuff, well then that's still money.

00:36:03.000 That's still damage that was caused.

00:36:06.000 So why don't you, why don't Proud Boys pay for it?

00:36:09.000 They're planning another trip to Seattle.

00:36:12.000 Antifa's going to burn the city down.

00:36:14.000 So Proud Boys should pay for that.

00:36:15.000 They should pay for me getting mad.

00:36:17.000 So say you say you're going to take me out on a date, right?

00:36:20.000 And you're a beautiful lady, a supermodel who's in Mensa.

00:36:24.000 And I get all excited and I go to the restaurant and then you go, haha, just kidding.

00:36:28.000 And I start flipping tables and smashing shit in the bar.

00:36:32.000 And then I say, she should have to pay for that because she stood me up and it made me mad.

00:36:39.000 You like their logic?

00:36:40.000 Meanwhile, if we're paying for vandalism, you guys have got a hefty bill.

00:36:44.000 Did you know that you're not fair?

00:36:47.000 That's what my son used to say when he was six for some weird reason.

00:36:50.000 He'd jump into the room and go, did you know that you're not fair?

00:36:56.000 Everybody.

00:37:00.000 The cost of the financial, the financial cost of these riots has been tabulated, and it's the worst in U.S. history.

00:37:10.000 The very worst.

00:37:12.000 Let's see what this poor old black lady is saying.

00:37:14.000 I've been hearing your frustrations, and I would love for you to share them with the community right now because you and so many others are going through such a rough time.

00:37:22.000 How was last night?

00:37:24.000 Scary.

00:37:26.000 I live in the Arabs right back here, and I seen them as they came down Lake Street, but then they turned and started coming over here.

00:37:36.000 And I'm sitting up looking out my window.

00:37:43.000 And they went straight to the back.

00:37:44.000 You're real dramatic.

00:37:46.000 I'm going to defend NP for you.

00:37:51.000 I have to.

00:37:52.000 But it's fighting racism.

00:37:53.000 They're fighting fascism, lady.

00:37:55.000 What are you crying about?

00:37:56.000 You should be thanking them.

00:37:58.000 They're burning down racism.

00:38:00.000 Plus, they're raising awareness about George Floyd.

00:38:04.000 Got an argument with a black guy this weekend, an old buddy of mine.

00:38:07.000 And I'm like, so how you, because he has a tattoo that says ACAB, all cops are bastards.

00:38:12.000 I go, how are you feeling about your tattoo these days?

00:38:15.000 And he goes, well, I'll read it to you.

00:38:21.000 Why not, right?

00:38:22.000 Not revealing his identity.

00:38:25.000 Do do do, black man name.

00:38:27.000 Do do do do, do, do, do, do.

00:38:33.000 So he responds, there is, Gavin, there is systemic racism.

00:38:37.000 That's in quotes.

00:38:39.000 And cops are overly militarized, undertrained, and generally have low IQ.

00:38:44.000 But this, none of this applies to the fucking criminals like George Floyd, which is a dangerous cocktail, but no, they don't deserve to die.

00:38:52.000 He's talking about cops.

00:38:54.000 The guys he's quoting, and I'm talking about a link where Tommy Robinson was, what was it, Tommy Robinson link that said, burning a thing saying blue lives splatter and talking about killing cops.

00:39:10.000 And I said, how do you feel about your tattoo now with all this shit?

00:39:13.000 And he says, they don't deserve to die.

00:39:19.000 The guy he's quoting are the left's version of Tom Metzger.

00:39:22.000 Tom Metzger was a popular Nazi back in the 80s, all the Nazi skinheads liked.

00:39:26.000 So he's saying that, Gavin, you're using the alt-left and comparing them to me.

00:39:33.000 I'm not with them.

00:39:33.000 They're nuts.

00:39:35.000 And I said, are Breonna Taylor and George Floyd examples of systemic racism?

00:39:40.000 And he goes, no, but they are cases of a lack of training and militarization, respectively.

00:39:46.000 George Floyd militarization?

00:39:48.000 Was he killed by a SWAT team?

00:39:51.000 And then he says, and I tend to agree with this.

00:39:54.000 Racism is for-profit jails with lobbyists agreed.

00:39:58.000 Poverty, sort of.

00:40:01.000 Profiling, no.

00:40:03.000 Drug laws, yes.

00:40:04.000 Mandatory minimum sentencing, yes.

00:40:06.000 Quotas, no.

00:40:08.000 But yes.

00:40:10.000 So I go, I'd say welfare is bad for blacks and Demps don't give a shit.

00:40:12.000 I agree with the drug war being a total waste of time.

00:40:14.000 Brianna's boyfriend knowingly shot at cops, Floyd OD'd.

00:40:18.000 And then he goes, I don't agree with your Floyd theory.

00:40:22.000 That's one specific case.

00:40:23.000 And then he said this, this is why I'm bringing this up.

00:40:25.000 He goes, if you ask black men from all social strata, they will mostly say that they are afraid for their life when pulled over or approached by the pigs.

00:40:33.000 He just uses the word pigs for cops like it's normal.

00:40:36.000 When I was a kid, I would routinely tell cops to fuck off and generally be a smartass.

00:40:40.000 Not sure teenage black men today get the same latitude.

00:40:44.000 Yes, they do.

00:40:44.000 They pour water on them.

00:40:45.000 I mean, I didn't respond because we could go on forever.

00:40:48.000 They laugh at them.

00:40:49.000 They take off on them.

00:40:50.000 Remember that guy in the Bronx who they wrestled with the cop and then they helped him get away?

00:40:55.000 Yeah.

00:40:56.000 Yeah, they fuck up their cars.

00:40:57.000 They flip their cars.

00:40:59.000 But he's right that black men say, I don't know if I'm going to get home.

00:41:02.000 Dante Nero used to say that.

00:41:04.000 He's like, you don't know what it's like, man.

00:41:06.000 Every time I get into this car.

00:41:07.000 You mean your $48,000 Jeep that you bought working at Verizon making $80K a year?

00:41:15.000 Almost twice the average American salary?

00:41:17.000 And your mom, your dead mom gave you the house, so you have no rent.

00:41:21.000 Just nothing but pure profits.

00:41:23.000 And yes, black people do say that because they're fucking brainwashed by this bullshit into thinking they're going to die.

00:41:33.000 Just because a group keeps saying something doesn't mean it's true.

00:41:36.000 It means they've been successfully brainwashed.

00:41:42.000 Conservatives are suing Antifa.

00:41:46.000 I tend to be pretty pessimistic about these kind of things.

00:41:49.000 Do you really see like a massive settlement happening?

00:41:52.000 Antifa and its radical members have been attacking American journalists and free speech for far too long.

00:41:58.000 I can't read anymore.

00:42:01.000 It's time to take the fight to them.

00:42:02.000 The Center for American Liberty has filed lawsuits against Antifa and its individual members to hold them accountable for their disgusting acts.

00:42:09.000 Your generous tax-deductible gift makes it possible.

00:42:12.000 I mean, I guess you could find the funders for those events.

00:42:16.000 Like at my talk, the signs had a, it was called thepeoplesproject.org, I think, at the bottom.

00:42:22.000 So they were responsible for that group being there.

00:42:26.000 It seems very tricky to...

00:42:28.000 I don't see a judge.

00:42:32.000 I don't know.

00:42:34.000 I guess a judge could find the guys who are organizing it.

00:42:39.000 I don't know.

00:42:41.000 Anyway, while going through these arrests, we see who the real enemy is, and that is kindergarten teachers.

00:42:53.000 Like, why does this, why does this, that black guy on my phone, why does he believe that he'll be killed if he goes for a drive?

00:43:00.000 Because they're brainwashed by the media, yes, but little kids don't watch the media.

00:43:04.000 My son, my youngest boy, told me he hated Trump when he was five, four years ago.

00:43:10.000 He was a little boy.

00:43:12.000 He was too young for kidney.

00:43:13.000 He just started kindergarten.

00:43:14.000 So obviously his kindergarten teacher told him.

00:43:16.000 I said, why do you hate Trump?

00:43:17.000 And he goes, because he won't listen.

00:43:21.000 Little Johnny McInnes.

00:43:22.000 Oh, no.

00:43:24.000 So go down.

00:43:26.000 They found a gun, legal guns, got all the names, typical hideous scumbags.

00:43:31.000 Yep, they're all twos.

00:43:34.000 This one.

00:43:36.000 Rose Addis, 35, an elementary school teacher in Portland public schools, was arrested at the Antifa riot on 5th of September.

00:43:43.000 Police records say she tried to steal an officer's baton.

00:43:45.000 She was charged with felony riot, theft, disorderly conduct, and more, blah, blah, blah.

00:43:49.000 Look at her.

00:43:51.000 That's who's teaching your sweet little angels.

00:43:53.000 Oh, she was crying.

00:43:54.000 Look at that face.

00:43:56.000 Isn't that face something like, you want to make me a martyr?

00:43:58.000 Well, go ahead.

00:44:00.000 She thinks she's Joan of Arc sitting there crying.

00:44:04.000 Yeah, you want to hurt me?

00:44:05.000 Well, you did it.

00:44:07.000 You happy now?

00:44:08.000 You arrested a woman, a kindergarten teacher.

00:44:11.000 You know what we got to get?

00:44:12.000 We have to find that clip of that teacher who said, I don't teach the curriculum.

00:44:19.000 I teach, and she taught kindergarten.

00:44:21.000 She goes, I teach my kids about Black Lives Matter.

00:44:24.000 So when they watch the news.

00:44:28.000 What?

00:44:29.000 It was like a man on the street thing.

00:44:30.000 Yeah, it was that young guy who interviews people in their bathing suits.

00:44:36.000 I think it's a Prager U thing.

00:44:38.000 Anyway, don't look for it now, but we should dig that up because I think that one clip where she goes, I don't teach the curriculum.

00:44:43.000 We got to make that like a snippet.

00:44:45.000 I'll put it on parlor.

00:44:50.000 Was it?

00:44:52.000 What's up, guys?

00:44:53.000 This is Will Witten World War II.

00:44:54.000 I'm on the right track.

00:44:55.000 That's not the guy.

00:44:56.000 It's definitely that guy.

00:44:56.000 It's that guy.

00:44:57.000 And it's that vibe.

00:44:58.000 And it's that area.

00:44:59.000 Let me get this motherfucker's name.

00:45:00.000 Oh, Will Witt.

00:45:01.000 Of course.

00:45:01.000 Will Witt.

00:45:03.000 He must have had it rough in kindergarten, speaking of kindergarten.

00:45:06.000 When your name rhymes with shit, first grade is a nightmare.

00:45:10.000 The only people who have it worse are people with the last name Gaylord.

00:45:14.000 By the way, when we were at that park on the weekend in the Bronx, one of the artists' name, and he was a very talented painter, they had these watercolors of flowers that were photorealistic.

00:45:27.000 His name was Gay Grossman.

00:45:31.000 Can you imagine life for gay grossman in kindergarten?

00:45:36.000 No wonder he's such a good artist.

00:45:37.000 He never went outside, he was never invited anywhere.

00:45:42.000 Hi, I'm Gay Grossman.

00:45:43.000 I knew a girl.

00:45:44.000 She calls herself Ari Lee now, but she's in comedy.

00:45:48.000 But her actual birth name is Harry Grossman.

00:45:51.000 Oh my God.

00:45:52.000 H-A-R-I Grossman.

00:45:55.000 Harry Grossman.

00:45:57.000 Not good.

00:45:59.000 This is, I'll end my Antifa segment with a, this pen's dead.

00:46:06.000 With a pick-me-up.

00:46:08.000 The black dude.

00:46:09.000 Remember the old, the crying black lady we just saw hamming it up, but still hurt?

00:46:13.000 Black people aren't invited to this quest for black equality.

00:46:18.000 It's just, it's almost like blackface.

00:46:20.000 It's like whites talking about blacks, but they've never actually spoken to the actual blacks.

00:46:25.000 It's just fashion.

00:46:26.000 It's just a fun thing.

00:46:28.000 By the way, I noticed, I saw you staring at my sweatshirt.

00:46:31.000 Todd Schneider made this for Champion.

00:46:34.000 So it's like got a vintage look, little pocket.

00:46:38.000 One of my favorite sweatshirts.

00:46:39.000 It's a collab.

00:46:40.000 It's a collab.

00:46:42.000 He used to do all the buying and designing for J. Cruz.

00:46:45.000 And then they said he's too expensive.

00:46:46.000 They fired him and promptly went bankrupt.

00:46:49.000 Okay, Ryan, 2-4.

00:46:51.000 Stop looking for that video, please.

00:46:52.000 Again, 2-4.

00:47:05.000 Wait, boy, I got something to say.

00:47:07.000 I got something to say.

00:47:09.000 Yeah.

00:47:10.000 What do you represent?

00:47:13.000 You don't represent this motherfucker because you want them right here.

00:47:17.000 You don't know who house that was.

00:47:19.000 Who else that was?

00:47:20.000 Who else that was?

00:47:21.000 Who house that was?

00:47:23.000 You don't know.

00:47:24.000 Because you ain't promised.

00:47:26.000 Who house that was?

00:47:28.000 Who house this is on the corner right here.

00:47:30.000 You don't know.

00:47:32.000 Because you ain't promised.

00:47:33.000 Whose house is this?

00:47:33.000 Motherfuckers.

00:47:35.000 But you come here and you got a motherfucking little situation for us.

00:47:40.000 How we supposed to be.

00:47:41.000 Because you ain't from here.

00:47:43.000 You got a little situation for us.

00:47:45.000 Nigga.

00:47:46.000 You got some shit.

00:47:47.000 You got a situation for us.

00:47:50.000 How you want us to be, huh?

00:47:52.000 I tell you why we're here.

00:47:53.000 You ain't even from this shit.

00:47:54.000 Listen to that guy.

00:47:55.000 Can I explain why we're here?

00:47:56.000 No way.

00:47:58.000 Cause you ain't from here.

00:47:59.000 You got a little situation.

00:48:00.000 Excuse me.

00:48:02.000 Nigga.

00:48:02.000 Excuse me.

00:48:03.000 You got some shit.

00:48:04.000 You got a situation for us.

00:48:06.000 How you want us to be, huh?

00:48:08.000 I tell you why we're here.

00:48:09.000 You ain't even from this bitch.

00:48:12.000 You ain't from this motherfucker.

00:48:14.000 You don't know what we're from here, motherfucker.

00:48:16.000 Tell you why we're here.

00:48:17.000 You!

00:48:18.000 You!

00:48:19.000 I'm from here.

00:48:22.000 Why all these motherfuckers that ain't from here?

00:48:25.000 They don't look like us.

00:48:27.000 Why they from here?

00:48:30.000 Come on!

00:48:31.000 Fuck with me!

00:48:34.000 They stole our house!

00:48:37.000 Okay.

00:48:42.000 That will bleed seamlessly into our next section, which is BLM.

00:48:49.000 And I sent you a video later on.

00:48:55.000 What do we protect?

00:48:57.000 No, who do we protect black criminals?

00:48:58.000 But this was an even better one.

00:49:00.000 I thought that was the funniest thing ever.

00:49:02.000 Who do we protect?

00:49:02.000 Black criminals.

00:49:03.000 But this is even better.

00:49:04.000 What do we not touch?

00:49:05.000 No, that's not it.

00:49:06.000 I sent it to you separately in a separate email.

00:49:09.000 All right.

00:49:10.000 There it is.

00:49:12.000 Check this out.

00:49:18.000 Pause.

00:49:20.000 Did you hear that?

00:49:20.000 I did.

00:49:21.000 What do they say?

00:49:22.000 Black women's hair.

00:49:25.000 What do we protect black women's hair?

00:49:27.000 They're not doing a great job.

00:49:28.000 Black women's hair.

00:49:30.000 What about Beyonce's hair?

00:49:32.000 I think I'm actually violating it by saying something.

00:49:36.000 Because you're not allowed to even question it.

00:49:39.000 Keep going.

00:49:55.000 What do we not make a spectacle of?

00:49:58.000 And stop making a spectacle of it.

00:50:00.000 Stop making it purple.

00:50:01.000 My hair has been a spectacle this entire show.

00:50:04.000 Sure has.

00:50:10.000 What's that?

00:50:11.000 Okay, so that's the craziest.

00:50:13.000 But here's the second craziest.

00:50:15.000 Who do we protect?

00:50:16.000 Black criminals.

00:50:18.000 Look at this cuck in the middle.

00:50:20.000 Imagine being that much of a loser.

00:50:22.000 Black criminals.

00:50:23.000 Why do we protect?

00:50:24.000 Black criminals.

00:50:27.000 Black criminals.

00:50:34.000 Black criminals.

00:50:36.000 He's kind of like a swagger.

00:50:38.000 I'm in the front.

00:50:39.000 I protect black criminals.

00:50:42.000 And this was another example of protecting black criminals.

00:50:45.000 2-6.

00:50:46.000 This woman is berating a CVS manager for calling the cops on shoplifters.

00:50:51.000 Who didn't charge him?

00:50:53.000 I live in the neighborhood.

00:50:55.000 She does a really good job.

00:51:02.000 CBS policy dictates that if you're shoplifters that exit the store with merchandise unpaid for it, you should get the police wall.

00:51:09.000 And if the police apprehend them, you can issue a barring war.

00:51:12.000 So I actually did not elect the first charge.

00:51:14.000 I said, hey, look, I just want them to know they can't come in here anymore because they shoplifted.

00:51:18.000 And I just need them to sign that.

00:51:19.000 And I need my merchandise.

00:51:21.000 And the officers applies.

00:51:22.000 And the guy said the same thing.

00:51:23.000 Thank you.

00:51:24.000 It's not your merchandise.

00:51:26.000 It's the store.

00:51:27.000 So you know what happens when the Pac-Men are black people and you decided to call the police on two black people that stole, that allegedly took something from the store because you're willing to uphold the policy and they could have lost their lives.

00:51:43.000 We can agree that.

00:51:43.000 See, that goes back to my buddy.

00:51:45.000 Like, if I get in the car, I could die.

00:51:47.000 They could have lost their lives.

00:51:50.000 She's turned them into a gang.

00:51:52.000 So you called the bloods on some crips.

00:51:56.000 Literally, I'm not exaggerating.

00:51:58.000 I don't work for you.

00:51:59.000 And I don't either.

00:52:00.000 I follow my policies, not your policies, but I can appreciate your concerns.

00:52:04.000 So you're willing to risk someone's life for what, $30,000 a year?

00:52:08.000 That's...

00:52:08.000 There was no risk, in my opinion.

00:52:10.000 Thank you.

00:52:11.000 You have a great night.

00:52:13.000 What is your name?

00:52:14.000 My name is Storm Manager.

00:52:16.000 No, what is his name?

00:52:18.000 No one's going to tell you my name when you're sitting here videotaping it so that you can try and elicit some sort of violence against me.

00:52:23.000 It's not going to happen.

00:52:24.000 Elicit violence against you?

00:52:25.000 You just elicited violence against two black men by calling the police on them.

00:52:28.000 But we got to walk away.

00:52:29.000 When one of them had a war, he could have been arrested, and the cops still might have been.

00:52:32.000 Just listen to yourself.

00:52:33.000 You work with black folks.

00:52:34.000 You just remember that.

00:52:36.000 And they love me.

00:52:37.000 I live in the neighborhood.

00:52:38.000 They love me.

00:52:38.000 Did you hear that?

00:52:39.000 No, I didn't.

00:52:40.000 Yeah, right at the end.

00:52:41.000 And they love me.

00:52:44.000 So he's getting shit for not protecting black criminals.

00:52:50.000 Speaking of protecting black criminals, the media protects black criminals.

00:52:53.000 And we don't hear about horrific crimes like this Black Lives Matter activist wearing a Justice for Breonna Taylor shirt who walked into a Louisville bar and murdered three people.

00:53:03.000 You'll find that on Gateway Pundit.

00:53:05.000 Will you find that on CNN?

00:53:07.000 Will you find that anywhere?

00:53:09.000 I'll stand for the anthem when the anthem stands for me.

00:53:12.000 Murderer.

00:53:14.000 A BLM murderer.

00:53:17.000 But yeah, white terrorism is the problem.

00:53:20.000 Or what about this one?

00:53:21.000 2-8.

00:53:24.000 So 2 is probably full.

00:53:26.000 His name is Jordan Stevens.

00:53:27.000 White male executed in front of his four-month pregnant wife by black male on killing spree.

00:53:32.000 Now, I can't seem to find pictures of the other victims, but I believe that all the other victims were white.

00:53:39.000 He went on a racist tirade murdering white people, and you have to go to far-right blogs like UNS to hear the story.

00:53:55.000 We were driving Sunday to church in their Ford Mustang when they were kidnapped by 29-year-old DanglarDorse on the side of Fort Law.

00:54:01.000 He initially ran into their vehicle, prompting them to pull over under the impression it was a fender bender.

00:54:06.000 He then kidnapped them at gunpoint, forced them to drive into their home in Marison, where he stole two of their guns, swapped vehicles, and took off again with the couple.

00:54:14.000 At some point, Dorsey fatally shot Stevens and forced his body out of the vehicle along I-24.

00:54:19.000 The moral of the story is when you kidnapped by a black thug, don't try to appease him and go home and get the card and then talk to him and say, please, you got to go out fighting.

00:54:28.000 You're going to get killed.

00:54:30.000 He has a death wish.

00:54:32.000 And he took his own life.

00:54:34.000 He drove off with the pregnant wife, so she witnessed that.

00:54:37.000 Oh, my God.

00:54:39.000 Yeah, pretty fucking intense, isn't it?

00:54:41.000 Here's another story that I got to get to today.

00:54:43.000 We can't cover tomorrow.

00:54:44.000 Tomorrow will be a lot more fun, by the way.

00:54:46.000 I got a bunch of movie reviews and fun, silly stuff.

00:54:49.000 But this is a lot happened with our enemies over the weekend, and we need to update it.

00:54:53.000 So they racism to man to death, 2.9.

00:54:56.000 This guy, look at him.

00:54:57.000 Sweet little man.

00:54:59.000 Listen to him talking.

00:55:01.000 Very reasonable.

00:55:02.000 My name is Jake Gardner.

00:55:03.000 I'm from Omaha, Nebraska.

00:55:05.000 And then, Jake, what brings you to 2DC?

00:55:07.000 I'm here for the inauguration.

00:55:09.000 Okay, I understand you're a volunteer for the Trump campaign.

00:55:11.000 I'm a bad volunteer for the Trump campaign in Nebraska, California, and Michigan.

00:55:16.000 Okay.

00:55:16.000 And what do you think about what's going on here today with the Women's March?

00:55:20.000 You know, these people just want to be heard, and it's a very appropriate venue, a very appropriate weekend with all eyes on them.

00:55:27.000 So, I mean, it is what it is.

00:55:30.000 It's kind of crazy being in the belly of the beast here with my Trump gear and my Make America Great vest on my dog, you know, and all the dirty looks.

00:55:38.000 Everybody loves the dog until they read the vest, you know.

00:55:42.000 But, you know, everybody just wants to be hurt.

00:55:45.000 So that's what they're doing.

00:55:47.000 They're not being violent.

00:55:49.000 There's not even that issue with this group.

00:55:51.000 Do you think they're justified in some of their criticisms of the new president?

00:55:55.000 I do.

00:55:55.000 I mean, everyone's justified in their criticisms.

00:56:00.000 You can't tell anybody what they're into.

00:56:01.000 Anyway, so he's been terrorized for a long time by local BLM Antifa types because he's an outspoken Trump supporter.

00:56:12.000 And it's probably why they targeted his place for vandalism.

00:56:15.000 They come smashing in, and so he shoots.

00:56:18.000 That's why you have a gun, isn't it?

00:56:21.000 Why do you have a gun if you can't use it for self-defense?

00:56:24.000 And if this isn't self-defense, what is?

00:56:26.000 So it gets...

00:56:27.000 That's 3-0, I think.

00:56:28.000 We see him.

00:56:30.000 Local Omaha radio host tells me that the smears that Gardner was racist started long before the shooting because he would hold Republican events at his bar.

00:56:38.000 But that's all they were, smears.

00:56:42.000 Is that 3-0?

00:56:44.000 3-0 was one of the first one that we watched with the shitty person tweeting that.

00:56:49.000 May he rest in peace.

00:56:51.000 Then 3-1.

00:56:54.000 3-1.

00:56:55.000 That might be the same thing.

00:56:56.000 Yeah.

00:56:56.000 That's the problem with these Twitter threads.

00:56:59.000 Alright, so there's one more.

00:57:01.000 32.

00:57:04.000 So this is much bigger.

00:57:09.000 A lot of people think this is a Black Lives Matter rally, but this is very specific, targeted, organized towards getting justice for James.

00:57:19.000 The holiday saw the evidence, clearly self-defense, dropped it.

00:57:25.000 Okay, he's fine.

00:57:25.000 Don't worry about it.

00:57:26.000 This is shut and dry.

00:57:27.000 Then they went to his house and protested.

00:57:29.000 So he said, I changed my mind.

00:57:32.000 He's guilty.

00:57:33.000 This is what they did with Larry King, the cops.

00:57:36.000 When everyone started rioting, they went, oh, yeah, yeah.

00:57:39.000 The cop's guilty.

00:57:41.000 As long as you don't come to my house.

00:57:42.000 Oh, Rodney King, right?

00:57:44.000 Yeah, what did I say, Larry King?

00:57:45.000 Larry King, yeah.

00:57:46.000 I was like, what did he go through?

00:57:47.000 So this worked.

00:57:49.000 Well, these ridiculous broads.

00:57:52.000 We don't understand what self-defense is.

00:57:54.000 Thanks for joining us tonight at 10.

00:57:55.000 I'm John Madden.

00:57:57.000 Protesters made their way to Don Jordan's neighborhood today demanding justice for James Skurlock.

00:58:02.000 Skurlock was the unhappy.

00:58:11.000 Do you also narrate tales from the crypt?

00:58:16.000 Look at him.

00:58:16.000 He looks like the creature from the black lagoon.

00:58:20.000 Protesters made their way to Don Klein's neighborhood today, demanding justice.

00:58:23.000 Don't expect to get out of small town news, anything mainstream.

00:58:28.000 During the news for the blind.

00:58:31.000 Good old John Madden.

00:58:33.000 Good evening.

00:58:33.000 Thanks for joining us tonight at 10.

00:58:35.000 I'm John Madden.

00:58:36.000 Protesters made their way to Don Klein's neighborhood today, demanding justice for James Skurlock.

00:58:41.000 Skurlock is ann Coulter was talking about this.

00:58:45.000 3-3.

00:58:49.000 Nebraska's Governor Pete Ricketts should have pardoned Gardner immediately after this nonsense indictment.

00:58:55.000 DA investigated and concluded that it was self-defense, even produced video evidence.

00:59:00.000 But the coward allowed Gardner to be indicted because of BLM pressure.

00:59:05.000 Who do we protect?

00:59:06.000 Black criminals.

00:59:09.000 What do we not question?

00:59:10.000 Their hair.

00:59:12.000 3-4.

00:59:18.000 Yeah, so they're communists, and they're not hiding it.

00:59:22.000 BLM co-founder lobbying wing funded by pro-communist China group.

00:59:26.000 This is the Washington Examiner.

00:59:27.000 The founder of Black Lives Matter, Alicia Garza, partnered with a pro-Chinese Communist Party group to fund its lobbying operations in the United States.

00:59:37.000 Seeks to engage advocacy organization legislators to advance.

00:59:40.000 Well, solicits donations on his website.

00:59:45.000 They're sent to a group called the Chinese Progressive Association.

00:59:48.000 Black Futures Lab is a fiscally sponsored project of the Chinese Progressive Association.

00:59:53.000 Jesus fucking Christ.

00:59:54.000 This in the time of COVID.

00:59:56.000 Of all the times to cooperate with China, it's BLM co-founder pro-communist China group are partnering up.

01:00:01.000 Here's why.

01:00:02.000 That's genius.

01:00:04.000 China has foot soldiers already in America, and they look like Americans.

01:00:08.000 It's almost like they go, like with the Westies in Hell's Kitchen.

01:00:14.000 The mafia went, hey, these Irish mafia guys, I show them pictures of the kids going to school.

01:00:20.000 They laugh in my face.

01:00:21.000 I say, I know where your mother lives.

01:00:23.000 They go, go ahead and kill her.

01:00:24.000 They're fucking psychos.

01:00:25.000 What about this?

01:00:26.000 Instead of trying to intimidate them and control them, we just use them as our goons and we pay them to do hits.

01:00:32.000 And then we're still working with them and they're still sort of under our thumb.

01:00:36.000 We can at least monitor them.

01:00:37.000 That's what they did.

01:00:39.000 And it sounds like China's going, oh, they have a big criminal base with spoiled white kids and black criminals from the hood.

01:00:50.000 What if we just control them and use these brats and thugs as our personal army and have them destroy America from the inside out?

01:01:03.000 Ancient Chinese secret.

01:01:09.000 Use blacks and spoiled whites.

01:01:13.000 Spoiled blacks and spoiled whites to destroy America.

01:01:17.000 America.

01:01:20.000 Final piece of news.

01:01:24.000 Oh no, not the final piece of news.

01:01:26.000 Shit.

01:01:26.000 This is going to be a long app.

01:01:31.000 Ruth Bader Ginsburg has died.

01:01:33.000 It's a Scottish thing.

01:01:34.000 I don't like shitting on dead people.

01:01:36.000 It feels weak to me.

01:01:40.000 But this, oh, I sent you a video of this.

01:01:44.000 And this has gone around.

01:01:45.000 You've probably seen this a million times, but we have to show it for posterity.

01:01:49.000 Shit, you guys!

01:01:59.000 Just made it to the two parties having this year getting ages.

01:02:12.000 That was two things going on at once.

01:02:14.000 Sure was.

01:02:15.000 The girl with the bob was bitching when RBG dying, and the girl with the turtleneck was saying, yes, I hate Biden too, but we have a fascist in the White House.

01:02:23.000 We need to get out.

01:02:24.000 Okay, kiddo.

01:02:28.000 But yeah, as you can see in 3.5, they're going to burn it down if they try to replace RBG.

01:02:35.000 I got to be honest, folks, when I see this kind of passion about Ruth Bader Ginsburg, I think, who, like, why do they care so much about the Supreme Court?

01:02:44.000 Because of Roe v.

01:02:44.000 Wade, because of abortion.

01:02:46.000 Why do they care so much about abortion?

01:02:47.000 Because they get them.

01:02:48.000 This is really just sluts that want to be negligent.

01:02:51.000 I'm sorry.

01:02:52.000 This isn't about, oh, the poor black lady needs an abortion or she'll do it in an alleyway.

01:02:57.000 A huge swath of abortions are women who have a kid and they're not ready for their second kid quite yet.

01:03:03.000 It's about convenience.

01:03:04.000 It's also about a lot of drunk sluts who fuck some guy they barely know and they got pregnant because they didn't use a condom.

01:03:12.000 That's my problem now.

01:03:13.000 You get to kill babies because you were partying too hard.

01:03:16.000 It really, I honestly believe this, and this is just my opinion, but a big part of the passion you see for abortion is nothing to do with feminism and has to do with drunk sluts who want to live life without consequences.

01:03:30.000 It's sort of like when they said in the MTA we're going to have more cops and they said oink oink you monster because they realized that that turnstile jumpers tend to be pro tend to be black.

01:03:41.000 I was going to say pro-life.

01:03:44.000 Fuck off to people that are pro-life.

01:03:48.000 I fucking hate you.

01:03:51.000 Why can't women have abortions?

01:03:54.000 I just saw a fucking pro-life sign driving down the fucking road on an immigrant green town.

01:04:00.000 And I shouldn't say fuck you before so you're so fucking stupid.

01:04:12.000 It's a baby I was born and I can feel pain.

01:04:17.000 I wish I wasn't fucking born.

01:04:20.000 Stop taking these fucking kids.

01:04:22.000 And the same thing with the burning it down people.

01:04:24.000 It's just spoiled brats who are told there's going to be a bedtime.

01:04:27.000 You're going to have to get a job.

01:04:29.000 Like all these people threatening to burn down America and all these sluts screaming their heads off.

01:04:33.000 It really just comes down to someone saying, sorry, bedtime.

01:04:36.000 You can't have Lucky Charms for dinner.

01:04:37.000 You can't stay up all night.

01:04:40.000 We'll burn the entire fucking thing down.

01:04:42.000 What entire thing?

01:04:43.000 The Supreme Court?

01:04:45.000 What's your plan here, Rez?

01:04:47.000 And Soros is pushing this too.

01:04:49.000 I know we can't say this on Fox News.

01:04:51.000 It's verboten.

01:04:52.000 But Soros says, Soros-backed coalition preparing for post-election day chaos.

01:04:57.000 We're going to fight like, oh, that wasn't RBG.

01:05:00.000 That's just the post-election.

01:05:03.000 What's 3-7?

01:05:07.000 Oh, that's 3-7.

01:05:09.000 So I think this could change Biden's strategy.

01:05:13.000 I think he might say, okay, fuck COVID.

01:05:15.000 That wasn't working.

01:05:16.000 I'm going to make this all about women's health.

01:05:18.000 Because women are a powerful force because A, they're agreeable and B, they're powerful.

01:05:24.000 So genetically, they're just sort of like, wait, what are we doing?

01:05:27.000 Okay, let's do it.

01:05:28.000 So when you tell them, hey, Trump is going to make it such that women have back alley abortions and die in droves, they go, I don't like that.

01:05:35.000 I don't like dead women.

01:05:37.000 You don't mind dead babies, but I don't like dead women.

01:05:40.000 So then he'll say, I'm going to have great health care and you can get abortions on demand at nine months, whatever you want.

01:05:48.000 And they'll go, okay, I'm voting for you.

01:05:49.000 I don't like ramifications.

01:05:52.000 They've already started rioting on behalf of RBG in New York.

01:05:59.000 Violent protests have broken out in New York City following RBG's death.

01:06:02.000 Cops are throwing bikes around.

01:06:04.000 Times Square, yeah.

01:06:07.000 They love rioting in Times Square.

01:06:08.000 None of them go to Times Square ever, but it just looks good in the pictures.

01:06:16.000 They didn't say that.

01:06:18.000 They start a riot.

01:06:19.000 They start wrecking stuff.

01:06:21.000 And then they go, what the fuck are you doing?

01:06:24.000 Didn't you go there to get arrested?

01:06:28.000 Like that little last week who spat at a cop and then started screaming, crying when they arrested her?

01:06:35.000 Again, what was that?

01:06:36.000 It was ramifications.

01:06:37.000 What do spoiled brats do when they get told a rule?

01:06:40.000 They have a temper tantrum.

01:06:41.000 This is Paul Joseph Watson's observation.

01:06:44.000 We are dealing with the first generation of daycare worker kids.

01:06:48.000 And when daycare workers get told, sorry, when kids at a daycare get told that something's not happening, they scream.

01:06:54.000 They've learned that the louder they scream, the more attention they get.

01:06:57.000 And if they're quiet and well-behaved, no one looks at them.

01:07:00.000 So we've trained these dummies.

01:07:02.000 What are you looking at now?

01:07:05.000 He already mentioned Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

01:07:07.000 He was like, it's not about the president if he picks a candidate and he doesn't win.

01:07:11.000 It should be retracted.

01:07:12.000 And I should be the one to pick the thing.

01:07:15.000 So he's already going with the flow.

01:07:17.000 Dropping the COVID and talking about the Supreme Court nominee.

01:07:21.000 Yeah.

01:07:22.000 All right.

01:07:22.000 That's enough serious shit here.

01:07:24.000 Let's have a little bit of funny news before we wrap up.

01:07:30.000 The Emmys.

01:07:33.000 They had so much weird shit.

01:07:34.000 It was so painful.

01:07:35.000 We're really learning how talentless these celebrities are when they don't have an audience kissing their ass and feverishly clapping every time they open their mouths.

01:07:45.000 He is, this is so awkward, and I don't get this joke.

01:07:49.000 So Jimmy Kimmel comes out and a Russian has killed the mailman, and now a Russian operative is bringing him the mail, right?

01:07:57.000 But does that joke not mean that we can't do mail-ins because the Russians will hijack the election?

01:08:04.000 Okay.

01:08:05.000 I'm with you.

01:08:06.000 Let's not do mail-ins.

01:08:09.000 We have a lot of awards to give out, and I intend to give them out as soon as I get the next batch of envelopes, which we're definitely supposed to be here by now.

01:08:19.000 You're the postman?

01:08:21.000 What happened to Colin?

01:08:23.000 Oh, I am a new mailman.

01:08:27.000 Old mailman.

01:08:29.000 Unfortunate accident.

01:08:31.000 Oh, no.

01:08:31.000 I hope he's okay.

01:08:32.000 He is not.

01:08:34.000 Well, I'm glad you're here.

01:08:35.000 What's your name?

01:08:37.000 Derek?

01:08:38.000 Derek.

01:08:39.000 Yeah.

01:08:40.000 I don't think these guys get their own resting.

01:08:42.000 They say the left can't mean.

01:08:43.000 Now the left can't even joke.

01:08:44.000 You're supposed to be pro-mail-in dummies.

01:08:47.000 St. Petersburg.

01:08:48.000 Russia?

01:08:49.000 No.

01:08:50.000 Florida?

01:08:51.000 I'm from Sunshine State, where the old people die and the young people wear the tank top.

01:08:58.000 How long have you been working for the post office, Derek?

01:09:02.000 I start just before election in 2016.

01:09:04.000 Speaking of, may I please make your ballot?

01:09:07.000 No, I'm not ready to vote.

01:09:08.000 What if Trump wins even despite the mail-in ballot?

01:09:11.000 So that's what they're preparing for.

01:09:13.000 Well, that's a weird...

01:09:14.000 They're changing.

01:09:15.000 They keep moving the goalposts and changing the strategy.

01:09:19.000 But if you want to be anti-mail-in, anyway, that joke continues exactly as is.

01:09:23.000 It's fucking brutal to watch, especially with the deafening silence around them.

01:09:27.000 But then that black dude from that thing.

01:09:31.000 Oh, wait a minute.

01:09:32.000 He was in blackish.

01:09:33.000 He had crazy sexual assault allegations.

01:09:36.000 Really?

01:09:37.000 Yeah.

01:09:38.000 Not no mo.

01:09:40.000 So listen to this cuck thing.

01:09:43.000 All right.

01:09:44.000 Where he makes, and again, this is just the actor.

01:09:47.000 He's just doing his lines.

01:09:48.000 But they wrote a sketch, likely written by a white guy, where the black guy just makes the white guy dance like his little bitch.

01:09:56.000 And it's so uncomfortable.

01:09:57.000 And it makes...

01:09:58.000 It could start a race war, this fucking joke.

01:10:01.000 I'd be shocked if this didn't make every white person in America furious.

01:10:08.000 All right.

01:10:10.000 JK, now, before we announce the nominees, you know, I have a few things.

01:10:13.000 Real quick, did he JK like the affection?

01:10:16.000 Yeah.

01:10:17.000 Like, JK, I thought you were serious.

01:10:20.000 Right.

01:10:20.000 All right.

01:10:22.000 JK, now, before we announce the nominees, you know, I have a few things that I'd like to say.

01:10:27.000 You do?

01:10:27.000 Yes, I do.

01:10:29.000 Because in rehearsal, I thought we decided that we're just...

01:10:31.000 You know, we have a record number of black Emmy nominees this year, which is great.

01:10:35.000 Anthony Anderson.

01:10:37.000 This is the start where the white people start to applaud.

01:10:40.000 Oh.

01:10:42.000 You.

01:10:43.000 And Nod.

01:10:44.000 Oh.

01:10:45.000 Thank you, Jimmy.

01:10:46.000 All right, these Emmys would have been all-star.

01:10:50.000 Yo, these Emmys would have been NBA All-Stars.

01:10:52.000 Wait, what did he say?

01:10:53.000 He's fucked up.

01:10:54.000 Floor is yours, Anthony.

01:10:56.000 And Nod.

01:10:56.000 Oh.

01:10:57.000 Your show.

01:10:58.000 Thank you.

01:10:58.000 Nod, you bitch.

01:10:59.000 All right, these Emmys would have been all-star.

01:11:02.000 Yo, these Emmys would have been NBA All-Star Weekend and Wakanda all wrapped in one.

01:11:08.000 This was supposed to be the blackest Emmys ever.

01:11:12.000 Y'all wouldn't have been able to handle how black it was going to be.

01:11:16.000 But because of COVID, we can't even get in the damn building.

01:11:20.000 Well, thank you, Anthony.

01:11:21.000 Yeah, now these Emmys would have been so black, it would have been like hot sauce in your purse black.

01:11:28.000 It would have been Howard University homecoming black.

01:11:32.000 It would have been you fit the description black.

01:11:36.000 Well, I'm sorry that it wasn't that weird.

01:11:38.000 Like, it sounds like he's making fun of pro-black people.

01:11:42.000 Yeah.

01:11:42.000 Because the guy's so retarded.

01:11:45.000 And by the way, yes, Anthony Anderson is his name, and he has a disturbing history of sexual assault allegations.

01:11:52.000 Uh-oh.

01:11:53.000 You're not good at choosing heroes, guys.

01:11:56.000 You really seem to pick the dregs.

01:11:58.000 It would have been great.

01:11:59.000 It really would have been great.

01:12:00.000 We would have had speeches quoting our great poets like Maya Angelou.

01:12:06.000 Langston.

01:12:06.000 Like, are you supposed to come across as tedious right now?

01:12:09.000 Right.

01:12:10.000 That plus this.

01:12:11.000 Cardi B. Wop, Jimmy.

01:12:17.000 Oh, the song.

01:12:18.000 Oh, totally.

01:12:19.000 Yeah, right.

01:12:20.000 But instead of that sexy, melanated energy, here I am, alone in a sterilized green room, trying not to sneeze on a llama.

01:12:30.000 What a damn shame.

01:12:32.000 Actually, an alpaca.

01:12:34.000 Don't white explain it to me, Jimmy.

01:12:36.000 It should have been a pit bull.

01:12:38.000 But not tonight.

01:12:40.000 No.

01:12:40.000 Soul written by the black guys.

01:12:42.000 Tonight.

01:12:43.000 This isn't what it should have been, Jimmy.

01:12:46.000 But you know what?

01:12:47.000 I'm still rooting for everybody black.

01:12:50.000 Because black stories, black performances.

01:12:52.000 See, now it's serious.

01:12:54.000 Right.

01:12:54.000 Sometimes he's an annoying black power guy, and then sometimes he's talking about black contributions to American culture.

01:13:02.000 And black lives matter.

01:13:04.000 You got to commit to the bit, Anthony.

01:13:06.000 Say it with me, Jimmy.

01:13:08.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:13:10.000 Louder, Jimmy.

01:13:11.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:13:13.000 Louder, Jimmy.

01:13:14.000 Say it so that Mike Pitts can hear it.

01:13:17.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:13:19.000 That's right.

01:13:20.000 And because Black Lives Matter, black people will stay at home tonight to be safe.

01:13:26.000 Which is fine because guess what?

01:13:29.000 Y'all don't know how to light us anyway.

01:13:31.000 No.

01:13:33.000 Jimmy, I'm glad I got that all day.

01:13:35.000 I am too.

01:13:36.000 Why light someone who can't act?

01:13:38.000 I'm glad you do.

01:13:39.000 I'm all perfectly lit.

01:13:42.000 Right.

01:13:42.000 It looks great.

01:13:43.000 Giving me a safe space to say something.

01:13:45.000 Emma mattered, I think, is the issue here.

01:13:48.000 And the Emmys mattered, too.

01:13:50.000 It had the lowest ratings it's ever had.

01:13:52.000 And it's because, and they're doing this.

01:13:54.000 I know none of us care about the Emmys, of course.

01:13:57.000 But it's relevant because awards shows are all about being politically correct and appeasing gays and blacks and trans and blah, blah, blah.

01:14:05.000 So they just pour, they've given up.

01:14:07.000 Like no one's showing up.

01:14:08.000 There's no judges.

01:14:09.000 There's no meritocracy.

01:14:10.000 And they just pour all the awards on random dudes like Shit's Creek, jump to 4-2.

01:14:19.000 This guy, that's Eugene Levy's gay son, Dan, who we talked about on the show before.

01:14:24.000 He's got a really gay accent, which to me would really bum me out with one of my boys because like, what if your son had a Lebanese accent?

01:14:34.000 He's like, hello, Dad, what are you doing?

01:14:36.000 We're going all over the place to have happy times.

01:14:38.000 And you're like, why don't we sound the same?

01:14:41.000 I grew up with you.

01:14:43.000 But because he's gay, it's a show nobody watches.

01:14:46.000 Nobody watches Shit's Creek.

01:14:48.000 No one in America has seen one episode ever.

01:14:52.000 They just go, who's the most popular gay guy these days?

01:14:55.000 Who's got a good social media presence?

01:14:56.000 Eugene Levy's son is a raging homo.

01:14:59.000 All right, just pour a bunch of, just drench him in awards.

01:15:01.000 I think he got seven Emmys.

01:15:03.000 For a show nobody's seen.

01:15:04.000 Another guy they're really into is that Billy Porter dude who's saying that something happening here.

01:15:11.000 He's in a show called Pose.

01:15:14.000 I don't think one person has even seen like an ad for the show Pose.

01:15:20.000 But of course, in all the coverage in the New York Post, did they do this in the Post?

01:15:24.000 They show all these people that are involved in the Emmys and he's first like front page.

01:15:29.000 Maybe this was yesterday's paper.

01:15:31.000 And you're looking at it going, no, no one's seen Billy Porter's show.

01:15:37.000 I've never heard of it.

01:15:38.000 Pose?

01:15:39.000 What the fuck is Pose?

01:15:40.000 I don't even see Billy Porter.

01:15:41.000 It's on like Quibby or something.

01:15:42.000 It's not even on.

01:15:43.000 There he is.

01:15:44.000 Look, he's got to have a front row seat to everything.

01:15:47.000 It's kind of loaded with an ad here.

01:15:52.000 It's like giving the gold medal to the bronze position.

01:15:57.000 Joe.

01:16:00.000 Look, there he is.

01:16:02.000 Billy Porter.

01:16:02.000 What's the first thing you see?

01:16:03.000 Oh, that's the Golden Globes.

01:16:06.000 Was that last night, too?

01:16:08.000 No.

01:16:09.000 Oh, you're just pulling up Billy Porter.

01:16:12.000 Emmy gold for second year in a row.

01:16:14.000 Second year in a row.

01:16:15.000 Who the fuck is...

01:16:16.000 What is Poe's?

01:16:19.000 Is it on a Galaxy Samsung phone exclusively?

01:16:23.000 Is it in a pasta dish?

01:16:24.000 Because I can't find it.

01:16:25.000 He's the first openly gay black man to accept the Emmy.

01:16:29.000 Yeah, which is...

01:16:30.000 He has the Emmy and being openly gay and black.

01:16:32.000 Is he gay?

01:16:34.000 I don't know.

01:16:34.000 How do we know he's gay?

01:16:38.000 I don't think he's gay.

01:16:39.000 He could sue them.

01:16:40.000 He just.

01:16:42.000 Hi.

01:16:43.000 What are y'all talking about?

01:16:44.000 In the uncritically acclaimed epic series?

01:16:47.000 The work is good.

01:16:49.000 You know, but good work does not always get recognized.

01:16:53.000 I'm glad that everybody's.

01:16:56.000 Good work gets recognized.

01:17:00.000 Last year's Emmy Win was built.

01:17:02.000 I like the fact that the cameras are on this guy.

01:17:04.000 He's now the first openly gay black man.

01:17:06.000 What did he say?

01:17:06.000 Ugly gay black man?

01:17:08.000 The first ugly gay black man.

01:17:09.000 He's now the first openly gay black man to win an outstanding elite actor in a drama series.

01:17:14.000 And playing Pretell, a largely life master of ceremony, marks a little personal history for Billy himself.

01:17:22.000 We should film ourselves watching that show.

01:17:24.000 Sure.

01:17:25.000 That's on the to-do list.

01:17:26.000 I bet it's just a bunch of drag queen shows.

01:17:27.000 We should do a table ring.

01:17:28.000 I bet there's no plot or anything.

01:17:30.000 It's like someone backstage getting ready, then they do their drag queen thing, then go home.

01:17:34.000 That's it.

01:17:36.000 It could be a pretty good seven-minute short film, but it's a series that's gone on forever because of gays.

01:17:42.000 And that's why no one watches these award ceremonies.

01:17:44.000 You're going to do this to baseball.

01:17:45.000 Get woke, go broke.

01:17:46.000 You keep ruining shit by flushing meritocracy down the toilet and putting blacks and trans and gays and their identity on the screen.

01:17:55.000 Oh, speaking of black and first and things, that's what Bud did.

01:17:59.000 He pledged to Put a first black woman on the Supreme Court.

01:18:03.000 What's her policies?

01:18:05.000 Just black.

01:18:06.000 Just her identity, just her race and her sex.

01:18:08.000 That sounds sexist and racist to me.

01:18:11.000 Zendaya won a million things too.

01:18:16.000 She's here accepting an award.

01:18:17.000 I think she got like 27 Emmys.

01:18:21.000 At 24, Zendaya is the youngest ever to win for lead actress in a drama for the gritty coming-of-age show, which I'm sure you're all very familiar with.

01:18:28.000 Euphoria.

01:18:30.000 You know the Zendaya show that everyone watches?

01:18:32.000 It's scheduled.

01:18:33.000 It's just like Sopranos.

01:18:35.000 On Sunday nights, everyone sits down in front of their Samsung and watches Euphoria.

01:18:41.000 Because it's mobile's own people.

01:18:43.000 I admire you all so much.

01:18:45.000 This is awesome.

01:18:45.000 Can you get rid of me for a second?

01:18:48.000 I think, yeah.

01:18:49.000 Is she wearing no shoes?

01:18:51.000 Oh, no, she has shoes on.

01:18:52.000 Wait.

01:18:53.000 Does she have one shoe on?

01:18:54.000 No, she has no shoes.

01:18:56.000 Bitch, I'm getting it.

01:18:57.000 I'm on the Emmys.

01:18:58.000 Can you have some shoes on, please?

01:19:01.000 And I just want to say to all my peers out there doing the work in the streets, I see.

01:19:05.000 This seems to be the motto, the work.

01:19:07.000 She whited up her hair a lot.

01:19:09.000 Thank you so, so much.

01:19:10.000 This is, whoa, okay.

01:19:12.000 Thank you.

01:19:12.000 Finally, a black woman.

01:19:15.000 Yeah.

01:19:16.000 He's so black.

01:19:21.000 And then there was this guy who was in a Nick, like a Nick children's show called Run, Dad, Run or something with Scott Bayo.

01:19:30.000 And now he has his own show that's just about him being a Muslim.

01:19:34.000 And I guess he was excited that he was going to win because this is 4-0.

01:19:38.000 He was excited he's going to win because I'm Muslim.

01:19:40.000 I'm an Egyptian Muslim.

01:19:41.000 By the way, thanks for killing all the Christians, the Coptic Christians, you fucking mass murderer.

01:19:45.000 But they send these to your door.

01:19:48.000 Oh.

01:19:49.000 And you stand there and you might win.

01:19:51.000 And then when it's a no, they walk away.

01:19:53.000 Oh, interesting.

01:19:57.000 That's interesting.

01:19:58.000 That's pretty cool.

01:19:59.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:20:00.000 I think that would help ratings.

01:20:02.000 Yeah.

01:20:03.000 But I looked up this guy because that went viral because no one realized that they stand outside with your award just in case you win.

01:20:09.000 But doesn't this guy look exactly like a woman who spent like nine hours in a makeup chair trying to look like a man for some, like it's a what would you do sketch where a woman gets to see what it's like to be uneven eyebrows,

01:20:25.000 the patchy facial hair.

01:20:27.000 So feminine.

01:20:30.000 Hey guys, I'm going to post a couple of resources right now.

01:20:34.000 I'm a man, not a woman, if you can.

01:20:36.000 Hello, everybody.

01:20:37.000 Hey, I like tits.

01:20:39.000 Hey, has anyone seen any of these hot pussies hanging around?

01:20:42.000 I like to smoke cigars and watch the football game while fingering a hot pussy.

01:20:47.000 My buttage is right, guys.

01:20:51.000 Oh, I farted.

01:20:52.000 We should fart on some tits, right, guys?

01:20:55.000 This week has been overwhelming for a lot of people.

01:20:59.000 A lot of guys like me that are total dudes and have no tits at all to speak of.

01:21:05.000 I love pissing with my dick, don't you guys?

01:21:07.000 So cool not bleeding every month.

01:21:08.000 Yeah.

01:21:09.000 So glad I don't have to bleed like some dumb bitch.

01:21:11.000 I like pissing.

01:21:12.000 Standing up to piss is okay with me.

01:21:14.000 It's right off.

01:21:15.000 Hey guys, I'm going to post a couple of resources right now in my story that if you can't.

01:21:20.000 I'm going to post it.

01:21:21.000 I remember talking like that when I was 17.

01:21:24.000 Hey guys, if you're recycling, you want to flatten the cans first before you put them in the recycling bin?

01:21:30.000 Thanks for the tips, child.

01:21:32.000 All right.

01:21:33.000 That was exactly Bonnie McFarlane as a man doing comedy.

01:21:36.000 Yeah.

01:21:37.000 Yeah, remember that?

01:21:38.000 Yeah.

01:21:38.000 That went viral, and I'm not sure people knew that she was.

01:21:41.000 Look, there he is.

01:21:43.000 Everybody says how funny you are as a woman.

01:21:45.000 It's the eyebrows.

01:21:48.000 The women trying to be a man eyebrows.

01:21:50.000 All right, we're out of time.

01:21:52.000 Let's dip into the male B. Of course.

01:21:56.000 That's the section of the show where we hit the bag of mail.

01:21:58.000 Yes.

01:22:00.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:22:04.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.

01:22:10.000 Let me touch it.

01:22:20.000 Isn't it weird that we have a guy who's a serial sexual assaulter who gets to be on national television and make Jimmy Kimmel dance like a little dog?

01:22:31.000 We have to protect black criminals.

01:22:34.000 Yeah.

01:22:36.000 This is the protecting black criminals show.

01:22:38.000 Pretty dope.

01:22:40.000 I wonder if Nuka Zeus is covered in there.

01:22:47.000 Nuka Zeus is like this wigger dude I met in the South who was so black, he was white.

01:22:56.000 But he didn't like rap because it's bad for the community.

01:23:00.000 Right.

01:23:00.000 It hurts our brothers.

01:23:01.000 Yeah.

01:23:02.000 When those guys go so far, they actually seem white again.

01:23:07.000 Like Nuka Zeus, I saw him put a post on Instagram where he goes, brothers, stop doing this.

01:23:13.000 And it had like a guy with his ass hanging out of his pants.

01:23:16.000 Scroll down.

01:23:17.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:23:18.000 Stop being doing this.

01:23:19.000 Stop doing this shit.

01:23:20.000 Black man.

01:23:21.000 Is Bill Cosby black?

01:23:22.000 Fellow black man.

01:23:25.000 You give the community a bad name.

01:23:28.000 That'd be funny if he ends up totally cleaning up his neighborhood and starting a school and after-school programs and organic food.

01:23:37.000 What does he say?

01:23:38.000 He looks way different.

01:23:39.000 Something for the ladies.

01:23:40.000 Oh.

01:23:41.000 What?

01:23:42.000 You put hunks on your Instagram for the ladies?

01:23:45.000 Wait, what?

01:23:47.000 Okay.

01:23:47.000 Black girl, you are beautiful no matter your shade.

01:23:50.000 That is a child, Nuka.

01:23:53.000 Nah, she beautiful.

01:23:55.000 Hey, Gavin, why are we all being persuaded into praising RBG and constantly talking about how sad it is to see her go?

01:24:02.000 It's not like she died young in a tragic accident.

01:24:04.000 She was pushing 90.

01:24:06.000 And beyond that, why do I have to mourn the loss of a liberal activist who couldn't care less about the Constitution?

01:24:12.000 Yeah, I'm not mourning her.

01:24:13.000 I hate her.

01:24:14.000 She was an abortionist.

01:24:16.000 She was anti-stay-at-home mom.

01:24:20.000 But, you know, she's dead now.

01:24:22.000 And it's just, this is good news for us.

01:24:25.000 We're going to get a pro-life judge in there, and it's going to drive the left fucking nuts.

01:24:31.000 You see Trump's first reaction when hearing about the news?

01:24:34.000 Yep.

01:24:34.000 That was pretty.

01:24:35.000 He said, oh, that's very sad.

01:24:36.000 I like how he did that.

01:24:37.000 Yeah, he did this.

01:24:38.000 I'm just hearing about this now.

01:24:40.000 Amazing life.

01:24:41.000 He like boosted up to it?

01:24:43.000 Yeah, it was great.

01:24:44.000 Like, he was shooting lightnings out of his hand.

01:24:48.000 Christopher Hitchens really set the tone for this after Jerry Falwell died.

01:24:51.000 Hannity was trying to make Hitchens say something nice about Falwell's family, but Hitchens wasn't having it.

01:24:55.000 He said that he criticized Falwell while he was alive, and he's going to keep doing it while he's dead.

01:24:59.000 Then at the very end, he sneaks in a pretty good line.

01:25:01.000 If you gave Falwell an enema, you could bury him in a matchbox.

01:25:09.000 Tell it to your business party.

01:25:11.000 Try, Christopher.

01:25:12.000 Tell us your friends of mine, and I'll miss him when we come back.

01:25:17.000 You can be buried in animals.

01:25:20.000 I don't really get that.

01:25:20.000 I don't know.

01:25:21.000 That sounds very British and over my head, so I laugh.

01:25:23.000 Dude, be smart.

01:25:26.000 Oh, he's so full of shit.

01:25:27.000 Oh, that's great.

01:25:30.000 In the last GOML, this is Dear Gavin.

01:25:33.000 Oh, is this Gibbie Haynes?

01:25:34.000 Wait.

01:25:35.000 Oh, that's the subject.

01:25:36.000 I got all excited.

01:25:37.000 In the last GOML episode, laugh at them.

01:25:40.000 You do an impression of Gibbie Haynes singing, I'm Flying, I'm Flying, from the song Who Was in My Room Last Night at the 3834 mark of the episode.

01:25:46.000 It was eerily similar to Scratchy's voice from The Simpsons.

01:25:49.000 Here's a 30-second clip that features Scratchy's voice.

01:25:52.000 Wow.

01:25:53.000 Outside the court, flags that have real interest here.

01:26:10.000 Are you at 38, 34?

01:26:17.000 Why not?

01:26:17.000 It's a 30-second clip, he said.

01:26:25.000 I guess.

01:26:25.000 Thanks, Chip.

01:26:26.000 That was really interesting and worth our time.

01:26:30.000 Ay Vey.

01:26:32.000 Surprised Spotify and Toe Rogan and Alex Jones were lying?

01:26:37.000 Sorry, that link was bullshit.

01:26:38.000 But here's Jones saying deep state working with radical criminal Islam about 9-11 when it's pretty obvious it was a mossad operation.

01:26:46.000 What the fuck?

01:26:47.000 Guys, can you be a little more focused when you send me this shit?

01:26:52.000 Hey, G-Dog and Rice Guy, check out the following free the tit ad from the Just Do It Woke Overlords at Nike.

01:27:00.000 Made for the toughest athletes.

01:27:03.000 I don't have an opinion on this.

01:27:05.000 I remember one time my wife was breastfeeding at a diner we had pulled over when I think my first kid was born.

01:27:11.000 And she had her tit out, but she had a thing over it.

01:27:14.000 You couldn't see her tit.

01:27:15.000 But my daughter was breastfeeding.

01:27:16.000 And this woman comes over and she goes, I just want to say that it's so brave of you to be doing that.

01:27:22.000 And I stand with you.

01:27:23.000 I stand by you.

01:27:26.000 And we both go, we had no idea we were being brave.

01:27:30.000 This is a thing?

01:27:31.000 Can you not stand by us, please?

01:27:33.000 Yeah, can you look over there?

01:27:35.000 Gavin and Ryan, I was scrolling through Facebook and summed upon this annoying shit.

01:27:38.000 Half of these are compliments.

01:27:40.000 The rest are just facts.

01:27:41.000 I like Ryan more than you.

01:27:43.000 That's not hard.

01:27:45.000 Things Donald Trump has said about women.

01:27:49.000 Look at that face.

01:27:50.000 Why would anyone vote for that?

01:27:51.000 Can you imagine that?

01:27:52.000 The face of our next president?

01:27:53.000 I mean, she's a woman.

01:27:54.000 I'm not supposed to say bad things, but really, folks, come on.

01:27:56.000 Are we serious?

01:27:57.000 That's a funny joke.

01:27:59.000 Cher is somewhat of a loser.

01:28:01.000 Yes.

01:28:01.000 She's lonely.

01:28:02.000 She's unhappy.

01:28:02.000 She's very miserable.

01:28:03.000 Yes.

01:28:04.000 I promise not to talk about your massive plastic surgeries that didn't work.

01:28:08.000 She's picked a fight with him, by the way.

01:28:10.000 Right.

01:28:10.000 And he's retaliating.

01:28:13.000 I'm Beyonce.

01:28:14.000 Ooh, don't criticize Beyonce.

01:28:16.000 That's their queen.

01:28:17.000 Gonna kick the beehive.

01:28:18.000 When Beyonce was thrusting her hips forward in a very suggestive manner, if someone else would have done that, it would have been a national scandal.

01:28:23.000 I thought it was ridiculous.

01:28:24.000 I thought it was not appropriate.

01:28:26.000 Ooh, scathing.

01:28:27.000 Whoa.

01:28:29.000 Paris Hilton.

01:28:30.000 Now, somebody who a lot of people don't give credit to, but in actuality is really beautiful is Paris Hilton.

01:28:35.000 Wow, Dari.

01:28:37.000 I've known Harris Pilton, Paris Hilton from the time she was 12.

01:28:40.000 Her parents are friends of mine.

01:28:41.000 The first time I saw her, she walked to me and I said, who the hell is that?

01:28:45.000 Yeah.

01:28:45.000 It doesn't mean he wanted to fuck a 12-year-old assholes.

01:28:50.000 If Hillary can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she can satisfy America?

01:28:57.000 Oh, my.

01:28:58.000 If she were a man, I don't think she'd get 5% of the vote.

01:29:02.000 True.

01:29:03.000 Unattractive both inside and out.

01:29:05.000 I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man.

01:29:07.000 He made a good decision.

01:29:08.000 It's sexist that these people are focusing on these female insults.

01:29:15.000 Because he's attacking someone back who attacked him.

01:29:24.000 If you can't play with the big boys, then don't play.

01:29:26.000 So they pick a fight.

01:29:28.000 He retaliates and it's like, you said that to a woman.

01:29:30.000 Yeah, a woman picked a fight with me.

01:29:33.000 Anyway, those go on and on and on.

01:29:35.000 That's pretty funny.

01:29:36.000 Melania, when asked if he would stay with her after she was disfigured in a car crash, he said, how do the breasts look?

01:29:48.000 They're pretty.

01:29:49.000 It was supposed to be a joke, right?

01:29:53.000 The breasts, the breasts.

01:29:54.000 All right.

01:29:56.000 And Gavin, right, I'm sure you guys have heard of the Jake Gardner, James Skurlock situation in Omaha.

01:30:00.000 That's what we were just talking about with the guy who was racist to death.

01:30:05.000 Recent developments that ended in Gardner's suicide.

01:30:07.000 I graduated from high school around the Omaha area.

01:30:09.000 So this particular clear-cut self-defense turned BLM propaganda hit real close to home.

01:30:14.000 So when I saw, by the way, if you're saying that, right, folks at home?

01:30:17.000 So this particular clear-cut self-defense turned BLM propaganda, what you do with that is when you're giving something a big long title, you put dashes in between the words.

01:30:27.000 So we know this is a giant title of a thing.

01:30:30.000 K through 12, can you stop teaching our kids that America is racist and teach them some fucking grammar, please?

01:30:39.000 So when I saw a Facebook post happily cheering on the man's tragic suicide, I couldn't help but comment.

01:30:43.000 After some back and forth, she eventually blocks me and makes a post calling me a white supremacist murder apologist while simultaneously advocating for this guy's suicide and for violence against hate speech.

01:30:54.000 This ended up costing me a drumming gig with the alternative metal band Archers.

01:31:00.000 But naturally getting fired at getting in trouble isn't an issue with me.

01:31:03.000 I attached a picture of the post for your viewing pleasure.

01:31:06.000 Like you more than a friend.

01:31:08.000 Hello to the 75 of my friends who are mutuals with David Barlow.

01:31:11.000 Hope you all know he's a white supremacist, murder apologist.

01:31:15.000 If you agree with him, please block me and stay the fuck away.

01:31:19.000 Have you noticed there's a pattern here with these people with it's like, go home and go away and fuck off.

01:31:25.000 Get away.

01:31:26.000 Go away.

01:31:28.000 I want you to disappear.

01:31:30.000 Like, I want to argue with everyone and explain to them why they're wrong, except for pedophiles who I want to kill.

01:31:37.000 I don't care if people go home or go away from me.

01:31:44.000 David Barlow, here he is doxing himself, I guess.

01:31:49.000 So let's see what he dared say.

01:31:51.000 This is an interesting little snippet into how young people are talking.

01:31:55.000 Skurlock voluntarily gave up his right to live when he began beating Gardner's head against the concrete.

01:32:00.000 Oh, I didn't know that happened.

01:32:01.000 Gardner committed suicide, most likely due to the mob hate.

01:32:04.000 He's been receiving non-stop the past few months.

01:32:06.000 David Barlow, shut the fuck up.

01:32:09.000 Someone who showed slurs at a protest waving a gun around, involved in white supremacy, deserves to get their head slammed against the concrete.

01:32:16.000 And Jake didn't deserve a get-out-jail-free suicide.

01:32:19.000 Speech does not.

01:32:20.000 And I don't believe he was doing that.

01:32:22.000 That he was waving a gun around and he was involved in white supremacy.

01:32:26.000 That's just a lie.

01:32:27.000 This is what we talked about the other episode, where so much of the shit we're arguing against is just made-up shit.

01:32:34.000 Waving a gun around at a peaceful protest does, and hate speech definitely does.

01:32:37.000 Hate speech isn't real.

01:32:38.000 If he was illegally brandishing a firearm, then he should be charged as such.

01:32:41.000 Hate speech deserves violence.

01:32:43.000 If you're racist, just say that.

01:32:45.000 Just say you're a fucking racist.

01:32:49.000 Just say it.

01:32:51.000 Just say it.

01:32:56.000 Jason Charter butthole face.

01:32:58.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:33:00.000 It's butthole eyes, not face.

01:33:04.000 Hey, Gavin, Chief Justice of the Fag Zone.

01:33:06.000 Have you seen this video of your favorite Antifa journalist offering cops donuts?

01:33:10.000 Yeah, that's why we featured it on the show, Dirty.

01:33:12.000 Thank you for your input.

01:33:14.000 Angelo, Seattle Local News, asking, does cancel culture work?

01:33:18.000 The cult propaganda here is fucking insane.

01:33:22.000 Where controversial Facebook groups are dedicated to outing people they've labeled as racist.

01:33:29.000 So we wanted to know what happens after someone's exposed.

01:33:33.000 She looks like a gorgeous 92-year-old.

01:33:37.000 It's like the hottest mid-transformation into a werewolf ever.

01:33:40.000 Kira Alfallen tracked down two women months after they were fired because of their Facebook posts.

01:33:52.000 They were going to be slaves anyway.

01:33:55.000 Now they're free.

01:33:57.000 What tits?

01:33:58.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:33:59.000 They were going to be slaves anyway.

01:34:02.000 He's just holding on to them for a little while.

01:34:07.000 Asia Jones and her mom Daphne's racist with their Facebook group exposing racism in the PNW.

01:34:14.000 4,217 pink posts about racist people.

01:34:19.000 The common goal, finding racists and putting them on blast.

01:34:23.000 For years, I was like, man, I wish there was somewhere I could go on a treadmill.

01:34:27.000 I definitely did not see it reaching 12,000.

01:34:30.000 That's a lot of people.

01:34:30.000 The group's strategy is part of a growing online movement.

01:34:34.000 It sounds so courageous.

01:34:35.000 You're just sitting on your ass on the fucking porch, shitting on people that you disagree with.

01:34:42.000 And if we made races posts illegal, 100% of them, they'd be like 80% non-white people bitching about white people and other groups.

01:34:52.000 She's a professor at the University of Washington who explores the topic with various groups in racial awareness sessions.

01:34:58.000 Does she also pretend she's black?

01:35:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:35:01.000 Central Park Karen, got to hear about her.

01:35:03.000 Exposing racism and the PNW have made sure dozens of people were fired from their jobs.

01:35:09.000 I lose her.

01:35:11.000 Great work.

01:35:12.000 You know, we should be able to do something else and move forward.

01:35:15.000 Her group doesn't usually follow up with the people they've exposed, including Jenny Cleland and Brandy Potter, who were fired from their jobs.

01:35:24.000 For what?

01:35:28.000 If I go out in public, I'm like, oh my gosh, did they see my post?

01:35:32.000 Do they know my face?

01:35:33.000 In June, Brandy posted an all-live splatter meme on her face.

01:35:37.000 Racial?

01:35:38.000 My post was nothing racial.

01:35:42.000 The meme became popular following Black Lives Matter protests in the streets.

01:35:46.000 I don't believe that they need to be like on our main streets or on our highways.

01:35:52.000 I definitely regret posting that.

01:35:54.000 The meme was shared in exposing racism in the PNW.

01:35:58.000 Having protests outside my work getting fired.

01:36:01.000 People spreading my face all over Facebook.

01:36:04.000 See, this is what I keep saying, but we're responsible for 120% of what we do, and they're responsible for 20% of what they do.

01:36:10.000 Do blacks have to live up to this kind of scrutiny?

01:36:12.000 If they make a rude joke on Facebook, I feel like the other girl did like nothing.

01:36:16.000 That's why they open up with her.

01:36:19.000 Oh, no, no, no.

01:36:20.000 You're fine.

01:36:21.000 At first, Jenny Cloen posted.

01:36:24.000 I'd rather not say.

01:36:25.000 After being canceled, she's anxious about being harassed.

01:36:29.000 That looks like the same picnic table Richard Spencer sat on for ESPN or CNN with that.

01:36:36.000 What do you mean?

01:36:37.000 Like, see this and then try to kill me.

01:36:39.000 What she posted got her fired from her job at a preschool in Lake Taps in June.

01:36:45.000 People will call me racist.

01:36:48.000 What did you write?

01:36:56.000 Jenny eventually agrees to tell us about that Facebook post, which she wrote after passing a protester on the side of the highway.

01:37:05.000 I'm tired driving home.

01:37:07.000 Some brought us standing on the side of 410 wearing a mask saying, Black Lives Matter.

01:37:11.000 I kind of wanted to run her over.

01:37:12.000 Oh, yeah, you can't really.

01:37:14.000 Okay.

01:37:14.000 That's violence.

01:37:15.000 That's not racism.

01:37:16.000 I kind of wanted to.

01:37:18.000 Which I totally agree.

01:37:20.000 You know how many death threats matter?

01:37:21.000 How many death threats I get?

01:37:23.000 Yeah.

01:37:24.000 Somebody should put a target on his hand.

01:37:28.000 Then I said, That's kind of a shock joke.

01:37:34.000 Like, I don't even mention them.

01:37:36.000 She feels gay.

01:37:39.000 What did it say here?

01:37:40.000 Nobody wants to kill me.

01:37:44.000 Hey, Gavin McInnis, your piece of shit, Vice Magazine, is enough excuse for you to get a bullet.

01:37:49.000 Your faggot race mixing army, the Pro Boys, will not save you.

01:37:54.000 Wait, is he anti-race mixing?

01:37:56.000 Yes.

01:37:57.000 And then that was a guy named Daichi on Parlor, D-A-I-C-H-I.

01:38:02.000 And then Kim Jen-un says that I started the faggoty hipster craze in NYC and made half the men gay.

01:38:10.000 Fuck him and the knuckle-dragging proud fags, too.

01:38:14.000 Rude.

01:38:15.000 Say it to their face.

01:38:17.000 House of Goyd says they do promote race mixing LOL 100% useless.

01:38:23.000 And then a guy named Peckerwood with White Pride Worldwide as his avatar says Proud Boys, Gabby Kennis are race trading, fag-loving, heb lovers.

01:38:35.000 They're pretty big on all those.

01:38:37.000 That was mean.

01:38:42.000 You have hurt me today.

01:38:43.000 Oh, man.

01:38:44.000 Here's that move, by the way.

01:38:46.000 I didn't know that.

01:38:47.000 I just, you're telling me now for the first time.

01:38:50.000 Here it goes.

01:38:52.000 She led an amazing.

01:38:55.000 Yeah.

01:38:56.000 All right, one more.

01:38:58.000 Pete Doherty looks horrific.

01:39:00.000 Hey, Gav.

01:39:01.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:39:01.000 Pete Doherty proves that Brits remain hideous till the day they die.

01:39:04.000 I can't believe this guy was with Kate Moss.

01:39:07.000 Anyways, check out how he looks now.

01:39:09.000 I would have to say he looks like those Vegas drunks you always find by the hotel pool.

01:39:12.000 I also can't stand what he fucking wears.

01:39:15.000 Cheers, boys.

01:39:16.000 Holy shit.

01:39:18.000 It's a huge meal, too.

01:39:20.000 What the fuck are you eating?

01:39:21.000 It looks like onion rings, jalapeno poppers, French fries.

01:39:24.000 What are you eating?

01:39:24.000 Infinity?

01:39:27.000 With cream cheese?

01:39:28.000 Have you ever eaten before in your life?

01:39:32.000 Is this your first meal?

01:39:33.000 Did a party of five just leave your side and it's like you finish it?

01:39:38.000 Are you one foot tall?

01:39:41.000 Did you rob a buffet?

01:39:43.000 And then look at the other pictures.

01:39:45.000 This guy had, he had, what's her name?

01:39:49.000 Rehab?

01:39:51.000 Amy Winehouse?

01:39:51.000 He had Amy Winehouse at her peak.

01:39:53.000 Wow.

01:39:54.000 I remember when I was in London, he was there and he was doing these concerts in his living room.

01:39:59.000 So he'd go to the pub, everyone's coming back to my flat.

01:40:03.000 And then he would just play acoustic guitar and they'd all sit cross-legged on his living room floor like, wow.

01:40:12.000 Maybe it's good Sid Vishes died and we don't have to see him at this phase.

01:40:18.000 All right.

01:40:18.000 Let's check out the final video on this super duper long show.

01:40:23.000 Holy shit.

01:40:25.000 This is a super duper long show.

01:40:27.000 The one I choose is 4-6.

01:40:37.000 That reminds me of Uber.

01:40:40.000 So this is a black man with a hammer who was just involved in a minor fender bender and he decided he's going to kill someone.

01:40:47.000 The locals, this appears to be somewhere in Central America.

01:40:50.000 It could be Costa Rica.

01:40:52.000 Could be Nicaragua.

01:40:54.000 Probably Costa Rica, I'm going to guess.

01:40:56.000 And the Hispanics are not having it.

01:41:00.000 They're not like Jimmy Kimmel who will just do whatever black people tell him to.

01:41:07.000 Gonna get graphic or?

01:41:09.000 No, it's funny, don't worry.

01:41:16.000 Maybe that's Puerto Rico?

01:41:23.000 He's trying to get this guy to get out of his car.

01:41:25.000 He's in the white car.

01:41:26.000 He's got a hammer.

01:41:28.000 Oh, he's blocking his car in there.

01:41:35.000 Oh, I get it.

01:41:35.000 So the white guy fender bendered him.

01:41:37.000 Oh!

01:41:42.000 So now he just broke off his side and now the guy's like, I'm not gonna kill him.

01:41:48.000 Bad word for black people.

01:41:50.000 And nail him.

01:41:52.000 Oh my word.

01:41:54.000 What is the wall held there with?

01:41:57.000 Chewing gum?

01:42:00.000 Guys, when you're building a brick wall, you need mortar.

01:42:04.000 It's brick and mortar.

01:42:07.000 You don't just pile them up gravity and rub some mud on it.

01:42:12.000 The paint makes it stick together.

01:42:14.000 So I finished the wall.

01:42:15.000 Maybe I get mortar next year.

01:42:20.000 Well, whoever that is in that car is definitely fired, and they should be.

01:42:25.000 Get fired.

01:42:26.000 Get in trouble.

01:42:27.000 Be brave.

01:42:27.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 21, 2020

S03E15 - PROTECTING CRIMINALS [2020-09-21 - S03E15 - PROTECTING CRIMINALS]

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