Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E18 - 2020 IS AN IQ TEST [2020-09-28 - S03E18

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:34.000 Singing will happen soon.

00:00:52.000 That's Jidd, J-I-D.

00:00:56.000 Named after his jittery behavior.

00:00:58.000 A high-strung kid who was a football star in Atlanta and became a rapper.

00:01:05.000 Of course, he's a member of Earth Gang's Spillage Village and a member of the Zoink Gang, a rap supergroup.

00:01:13.000 In this video, he's been kidnapped and forced to perform for a crazy man.

00:01:18.000 And I don't really listen to music anymore.

00:01:20.000 It's funny, music used to be my entire life.

00:01:23.000 Going to the city on the weekends by bus, spending my hard-earned gas station money on imports that were $14.99 in the early 80s.

00:01:34.000 And just sitting with the record for hours, alphabetizing the other records.

00:01:39.000 Now, I just listen to Howard Stern and Raw Dog Comedy in the car.

00:01:44.000 Never listen to music unless I'm with the kids and I put on pop because they can't hear Stern.

00:01:52.000 I chose that because I was thinking, what would I say if I was asked who's the best rapper alive today?

00:01:56.000 And I'd probably use one of those guys who at least, like, that sounds hard to do, that guy, as opposed to the sort of sloppy trap music where they just sort of mumble rap.

00:02:07.000 I mean, that guy seems to have some real talent.

00:02:11.000 But Kamala Harris thinks that Tupac is the greatest rapper alive today.

00:02:19.000 She also said, by the way, she was listening to him when she was in college when he would be about 13.

00:02:30.000 And he wasn't really, he was still a faggy dancer back then in New Orleans and hadn't become the badass rapper that he became after he was in a movie called Juice where he played a badass and people said, that's cool.

00:02:42.000 Keep doing that.

00:02:43.000 And he went, okay, I'm not a faggy dancer anymore.

00:02:45.000 Now I'm a fucking dope nigga.

00:02:48.000 Like De Niro.

00:02:49.000 He was a little queen.

00:02:54.000 Lower East Side, son of a gay artist, drama club.

00:02:58.000 Hey, everyone.

00:02:59.000 Then he played a tough guy in, what was it, Mean Streets?

00:03:02.000 And they go, keep doing that.

00:03:04.000 Okay, I'm the tough guy.

00:03:06.000 Hey, I got nipples, Greg.

00:03:08.000 Can you milk me?

00:03:09.000 I'm a tough guy.

00:03:12.000 But yeah, show Kamala's, Kamala Harris.

00:03:16.000 This, you know, fucking, Ali Alexander was the first guy to point out how unblack she is.

00:03:21.000 She's a Montrealer.

00:03:22.000 She's as black as me.

00:03:24.000 And she keeps tripping herself up.

00:03:26.000 Here's what you ask her.

00:03:28.000 When blacks get chicken from the deli, what condiments do they also order?

00:03:35.000 The answer, by the way, is salt and pepper and occasionally ketchup.

00:03:42.000 And then best rapper alive.

00:03:44.000 Alive.

00:03:45.000 Tupac.

00:03:47.000 He's not alive.

00:03:48.000 You say he lives on.

00:03:50.000 I know.

00:03:50.000 I keep doing that.

00:03:52.000 You say, listen, West Coast girls think Tupac lives on.

00:03:56.000 I'm with you.

00:03:57.000 I'm with you.

00:03:57.000 So Tupac.

00:03:58.000 You keep seeing this.

00:03:59.000 I keep doing that.

00:04:03.000 Who would I say?

00:04:05.000 I mean, there's so many.

00:04:06.000 I mean, you know.

00:04:07.000 So many.

00:04:08.000 Where to start?

00:04:09.000 Jay-Z.

00:04:10.000 There are some that I would not mention right now.

00:04:13.000 I'm like TV in the news every day.

00:04:15.000 Just say Jay-Z.

00:04:16.000 Eminem.

00:04:18.000 I don't know what that means.

00:04:19.000 I want to know who what they are.

00:04:21.000 Keep going.

00:04:21.000 Keep moving.

00:04:23.000 Keep moving, Angela.

00:04:25.000 And you'll notice that the media right now, especially this last few days, the last month before the election, they're just publicists.

00:04:34.000 So when I saw this, this isn't in the notes, but I saw Joe Biden was on some show, and he was talking about some bill, the Protection Act, the Employee Protection Act, and he forgot what the fuck he was talking about.

00:04:47.000 And the CNN journalist is there closing her eyes, and she just finishes his sentence for him.

00:04:53.000 So now they're just publicists.

00:04:54.000 They work at a PR firm.

00:04:57.000 The Employee Protection Act.

00:04:59.000 You got that?

00:05:00.000 What's that disgusting hole in the back of your neck?

00:05:05.000 Like a fucking sore.

00:05:07.000 Bloody sore.

00:05:10.000 Did you find it?

00:05:12.000 What did you look up?

00:05:14.000 Buddha Fumbles Interview.

00:05:16.000 Yeah, let's try that.

00:05:20.000 Yeah, no, maybe this.

00:05:22.000 I think it was a different chick.

00:05:24.000 What I looked up is social networking here.

00:05:26.000 The fact is that I'm in the basement of my home.

00:05:31.000 In the base of my home.

00:05:36.000 You know what I'm talking about.

00:05:37.000 For example, when I laid out in detail the planet that I thought.

00:05:43.000 That's an ancient one.

00:05:44.000 Yeah.

00:05:45.000 So I typed in Anchor Finishes Biden's line because that's what came up.

00:05:50.000 It was CNN.

00:05:51.000 Anyway, we're killing the rhythm of the show here, as per usual.

00:05:56.000 Today's book is Gender Psychosis.

00:05:58.000 Just came out, a compilation of Jim Goad's articles on basically the lunacy of the left when it comes to their own sexuality and gender.

00:06:07.000 He wrote to Gavin because transphobia is perfectly natural.

00:06:10.000 But it's amazing how much he's written about this.

00:06:12.000 The trans delusion, homos and lesbos.

00:06:15.000 These are just sections.

00:06:16.000 And there's about 40 articles per section.

00:06:18.000 Rape, panic, radical cunts, very sad men.

00:06:25.000 Jim Goad's one of the best writers alive.

00:06:28.000 He's a better writer than Tupac.

00:06:30.000 And a huge inspiration for me and Weiss.

00:06:34.000 It kind of got me into writing, actually.

00:06:36.000 I thought it was gay before.

00:06:39.000 I thought writing was, well, what it has become now is these retarded bloggers frothing their opinion.

00:06:45.000 And that's what I thought of it.

00:06:46.000 And then, you know, Hunter Thompson showed that you could be a fucking lunatic and still be eloquent.

00:06:52.000 And then Jim Goad sort of gave it balls.

00:06:54.000 And that's how you write, folks.

00:06:56.000 You have a drink first to make you more honest.

00:07:01.000 And then you smoke a bit of weed.

00:07:04.000 So then you write it.

00:07:05.000 Then you smoke a bit of weed and funnify it, funny it up.

00:07:10.000 Then the next day with Adderall.

00:07:13.000 No, no, wait a minute.

00:07:14.000 I'm fucking this up.

00:07:16.000 Adderall gets it out.

00:07:18.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:07:20.000 Pot makes it funny.

00:07:22.000 Whiskey gives it balls.

00:07:24.000 And then the next day, you have a coffee and cut out all the fat.

00:07:27.000 That's how you make a great article.

00:07:29.000 Or in the case of my book, I just paid Jim Gold, like, I can't remember, 500 bucks to go through it and see if he could find places to stick in a joke, which he did.

00:07:38.000 Very helpful.

00:07:40.000 Are you still looking for it?

00:07:42.000 No, I got it.

00:07:43.000 Anchor has to finish Biden's sentence.

00:07:49.000 The way she closes her, if you have the right clip, the way she closes her eyes is really frustrating.

00:07:55.000 What's going on here, Ryan?

00:07:57.000 You said you had it.

00:07:58.000 Maybe I should get off the internet.

00:08:07.000 Thanks for helping out.

00:08:10.000 This show is sucking shit already.

00:08:12.000 I'm tempted to start again.

00:08:13.000 This is a different.

00:08:16.000 Link.

00:08:16.000 This should work.

00:08:17.000 There we go.

00:08:17.000 That's it.

00:08:18.000 For example, the Paycheck Protection Act.

00:08:20.000 You know, 1% of the money's gone out.

00:08:23.000 1%.

00:08:24.000 1% of the...

00:08:26.000 That's not the Paycheck.

00:08:30.000 Look at her eyes.

00:08:33.000 This is like you're supposed to have a gotcha moment if it lands on your lap.

00:08:38.000 But the way she's closing her eyes and nodding, it's like, come on, you got it.

00:08:42.000 You got it.

00:08:43.000 Let's work together on this.

00:08:45.000 MSNBC is a PR firm.

00:08:48.000 The paycheck, the, the, the, um, uh, the, uh, the bill for small, for major safe lending.

00:08:57.000 1%'s gone out.

00:08:59.000 That's exactly what I was looking for.

00:09:03.000 So we'll be covering the debate tomorrow night live.

00:09:06.000 We'll be taking calls too, because there's no ads, but I think there's a break every 15 minutes.

00:09:11.000 So maybe during that break, we'll just take calls.

00:09:15.000 Sound good?

00:09:17.000 And maybe we'll have an echo.

00:09:19.000 Dude, I seem to look a little gray in this.

00:09:22.000 It got grayer, right?

00:09:24.000 Sit center.

00:09:26.000 If you sit in the center of the...

00:09:29.000 That didn't do shit.

00:09:31.000 Unbelievable.

00:09:33.000 I have a feeling it's...

00:09:34.000 Is it the outdoor?

00:09:36.000 Yeah, whatever.

00:09:37.000 It's like Ryan.

00:09:38.000 The way Ryan learns things is he just goes, he comes up with a bullshit excuse to explain it away, and then he can stop thinking about it and it's solved.

00:09:45.000 So we had an episode where I had a white t-shirt on.

00:09:47.000 I go, this episode looks like shit.

00:09:48.000 And he goes, it's because you have a white teeth.

00:09:50.000 He throws out the white balance.

00:09:51.000 You're the one who said that.

00:09:52.000 Moves off.

00:09:53.000 Moves on, like not fixing the problem.

00:09:55.000 And then I see Gary's mailbag looks exactly the same.

00:09:59.000 But you see, Ryan doesn't ever want to learn things.

00:10:02.000 Like, check out, I was in the fag zone this weekend, picking him up.

00:10:06.000 And his kitchen has three garbages.

00:10:09.000 He has, first he got an industrial one that takes contractor bags, right?

00:10:14.000 That'll be efficient.

00:10:15.000 I'll just throw everything in there.

00:10:16.000 He doesn't.

00:10:16.000 He has boxes all over the fucking place.

00:10:18.000 You saw his bedroom.

00:10:20.000 So he realizes, wait a minute, this is making my apartment stink because I'm only taking out the garbage once a week, basically.

00:10:26.000 So then he gets a smaller one, but keeps the contractor bag.

00:10:30.000 So now he has a small kitchen one, right?

00:10:34.000 That's a normal size.

00:10:36.000 And then the big, huge one.

00:10:38.000 The big, huge one got some holes in it.

00:10:40.000 So he covered those with tiny, skinny yellow electrical tape because it's the only tape he has.

00:10:47.000 And then the kitchen one, he puts a blue bag in.

00:10:50.000 Now, last time I lived in an apartment, you could only put recycling in blue bags.

00:10:55.000 And if you put garbage in blue bags, you were fucked.

00:10:57.000 So we'll see how that works out for him.

00:10:59.000 But it gets worse.

00:11:02.000 He has like a bathroom garbage on his kitchen counter.

00:11:08.000 Yes.

00:11:10.000 And I said to him, what the fuck is this about?

00:11:13.000 And he goes, oh, that's for if I don't want to walk all the way to the other garbage, I can just put it in this garbage.

00:11:18.000 I sent you pictures of not emailed, right?

00:11:21.000 Yeah, I thought I emailed them to you.

00:11:23.000 Did you not get them?

00:11:24.000 They might be in your scent.

00:11:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:28.000 But it does work for eggshells or like if you're cutting something on the cutting board instead of walking it all the way to the...

00:11:35.000 All the way?

00:11:35.000 It's a significant walk.

00:11:36.000 It gets a significant walk.

00:11:39.000 You're not a cook, so you don't know, but you need a rhythm.

00:11:41.000 You got a rhythm.

00:11:42.000 You got things going, things cooking.

00:11:43.000 You can't be like, oh, let me walk over here.

00:11:45.000 Plus open up the thing, which isn't a foot handle thing.

00:11:49.000 For the longest time, it's been like you have to open it physically with your hands.

00:11:53.000 Wait, what?

00:11:54.000 You get a rhythm going when you're cooking.

00:11:55.000 You got things almost burning.

00:11:57.000 So just have the eggshells sitting there.

00:11:58.000 And then when you're done, you clean up the counter.

00:12:00.000 Wherever you put the eggshells now, it's like eggy.

00:12:03.000 You know?

00:12:04.000 You don't want to.

00:12:04.000 You got to wipe down the counter after you're done cooking.

00:12:07.000 Sure.

00:12:08.000 But you can make it.

00:12:09.000 Maybe if you didn't have so much utter shit piled up on your kitchen counter, like, why don't you use your cupboards for all this shit?

00:12:17.000 Oh, yeah, and I use it for storage, but.

00:12:19.000 Well, let's have a look.

00:12:22.000 This is what I put up with.

00:12:23.000 This is looking at the fag zone is like looking into Ryan's brain.

00:12:26.000 And I need, he's my co-host.

00:12:29.000 So you'd think I would need a brain.

00:12:30.000 So there's the yellow tape I was telling you about, right?

00:12:34.000 What the fuck is that?

00:12:35.000 Why not just buy duct tape next time you're walking by a corner store?

00:12:39.000 But then look at all this shit.

00:12:40.000 One, two, three cutting boards all piled on top of each other.

00:12:45.000 And then some weird, I don't know what that bamboo thing is, a sushi tray?

00:12:49.000 No.

00:12:50.000 Tons of booze.

00:12:51.000 He doesn't even drink.

00:12:52.000 Tons and tons of booze.

00:12:53.000 All that could be in cupboards.

00:12:54.000 I used to.

00:12:55.000 And then he has a fucking like fridge store keep your lunch Cold bag and mail, and then Windex and hot sauce all piled up there.

00:13:08.000 And that little garbage you see there is for mid-cooking because he doesn't want his area to get cluttered.

00:13:15.000 Look, he's got a fucking stupid notepad with nothing on it that's taking up like a fifth of his kitchen counter.

00:13:22.000 And he goes, why do I have no room here?

00:13:25.000 I know, because I don't put away my garbage fast enough.

00:13:27.000 I know, I'll get a third garbage.

00:13:30.000 I got room.

00:13:31.000 Show the other picture?

00:13:34.000 You see what I put up with, guys?

00:13:38.000 What is this?

00:13:40.000 What's that blue thing?

00:13:42.000 This?

00:13:42.000 Yeah.

00:13:43.000 This is for my fish.

00:13:44.000 It's water conditioner.

00:13:46.000 Why is that there?

00:13:48.000 Because that's my little station where I get a gallon of water and it's one, it's 0.5 milliliters to a gallon.

00:13:55.000 So I got to do a little mix of the microphone.

00:13:57.000 I have a little sound.

00:13:58.000 Like, you've had those beef jerky sticks there sitting there for about a week and a half.

00:14:03.000 A week and a half?

00:14:04.000 That's been there since way before.

00:14:06.000 You just hadn't been there in more than a week and a half.

00:14:08.000 Oh, so that beef jerky's been sitting on that counter for weeks.

00:14:11.000 Beef jerky don't go bad.

00:14:13.000 I'm not talking about bad.

00:14:14.000 I'm talking about you having no room on your counter and then coming up with tarted ideas like a tiny little.

00:14:24.000 Wait, you know, I haven't cooked in a while.

00:14:28.000 And how far.

00:14:28.000 Show the other picture?

00:14:31.000 So the other garbage is right touching that black garbage.

00:14:36.000 I didn't get it in the shot.

00:14:37.000 So he's claiming the walk, those three drawers' length, that walk is too far.

00:14:43.000 So I needed to get another.

00:14:44.000 It gets you out of your rhythm.

00:14:45.000 You're over here cooking.

00:14:46.000 You're cutting stuff up.

00:14:48.000 This is, there's things almost burning or something.

00:14:50.000 So you got to walk all the way over here.

00:14:53.000 No way.

00:14:54.000 No thanks.

00:14:54.000 See, and the other annoying thing about this is he's just making this up as he goes along.

00:14:59.000 This doesn't have a solution.

00:15:00.000 This came with it.

00:15:01.000 No, I put it there for a reason.

00:15:02.000 I walked all around my apartment.

00:15:04.000 I was like, should I put it in the bathroom?

00:15:05.000 No, that's retarded.

00:15:06.000 I could just...

00:15:07.000 Do you have a bathroom garbage?

00:15:09.000 I do.

00:15:10.000 So, and then I have a room garbage.

00:15:12.000 And then plus, this doesn't fit in the little nook.

00:15:14.000 I was like, maybe this could be a close to my couch garbage.

00:15:17.000 Nope.

00:15:18.000 There's no space for it.

00:15:19.000 And you don't have, then you don't need it.

00:15:21.000 But you don't have to use something.

00:15:22.000 You can't throw a garbage in the garbage?

00:15:24.000 Yeah.

00:15:24.000 Well, if somebody else needs it, I got a garbage.

00:15:26.000 Got a fresh garbage for you.

00:15:27.000 So now you don't need it anymore.

00:15:29.000 Now you're willing to give it away.

00:15:31.000 I could, but I mean, it will come in handy.

00:15:34.000 Anyway, I just thought I would give you a little peek into the unbelievably fucked up, shitty life that is Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:15:44.000 And you could choose anything.

00:15:46.000 I'm sure his medicine cabinet is as a shit show.

00:15:49.000 I think it is.

00:15:50.000 Yeah.

00:15:51.000 Anything.

00:15:52.000 I bet his bike has flat tires.

00:15:54.000 The thing is, I don't care about clutter unless there's a woman in my life.

00:15:57.000 Like, they push you to be a better person.

00:15:59.000 But for me, I could live in shit.

00:16:01.000 I don't care.

00:16:01.000 Yeah, well, you're doing it.

00:16:02.000 That's the one thing you're doing.

00:16:04.000 I'm a rock and roller.

00:16:05.000 I'm not some clean fag.

00:16:07.000 I'm a rock and roller.

00:16:08.000 I'm a rock and roller has three garbages.

00:16:10.000 That's so badass.

00:16:12.000 I think Eddie Van Halen has like five garbages.

00:16:14.000 Hold on.

00:16:15.000 That sounds retarded.

00:16:16.000 Okay.

00:16:17.000 Oh, it does.

00:16:18.000 Something sounds retarded.

00:16:20.000 We must be talking about Ryan Rivera.

00:16:23.000 On the front post, it's there's some game called Football, but it's not soccer.

00:16:28.000 They run.

00:16:28.000 They can touch the ball with their hands.

00:16:30.000 Everyone's talking about this game.

00:16:31.000 The Giants and the Jets were destroyed on Sunday.

00:16:35.000 I couldn't care less, though I do bet on these games.

00:16:37.000 I don't even know if I've won.

00:16:38.000 But more exciting is Project Veritas is on the front page.

00:16:41.000 What?

00:16:42.000 Ballot scam in Ilhan Olmar's backyard.

00:16:46.000 Wow.

00:16:47.000 That's a hot scoop.

00:16:49.000 That's huge.

00:16:51.000 Where was that?

00:16:52.000 Now, now that's down at 2-3.

00:16:54.000 And I would like to point out that Laura Loomer was onto this two years ago and was mocked mercilessly.

00:17:01.000 Voter fraud.

00:17:02.000 Claims foiled by pesky little things like logic and evidence.

00:17:06.000 You know, I was talking about how I thought writing was gay before I read Jim Goad?

00:17:10.000 This is what I'm talking about.

00:17:12.000 Like Pete Kotz.

00:17:13.000 This is just him bitching about Loomer and saying she's wrong and there's no real evidence of fraud in these Muslim enclaves like Dearborn, Michigan.

00:17:24.000 And of course she was right.

00:17:26.000 Oh, is that him there in the blue?

00:17:27.000 Pete Kotz writer.

00:17:30.000 You'd have to put names in quotes, Ryan, for the one billionth fucking time city pages.

00:17:36.000 Or it just looks up a bunch of Pete's, you see.

00:17:40.000 All names go in quotes.

00:17:47.000 Yeah, you're not helping, Ryan, as usual.

00:17:55.000 So that was cool.

00:17:56.000 Laura was right.

00:17:57.000 She discovered this.

00:17:58.000 She was mocked.

00:18:00.000 And here we have Project Veritas blowing the lid.

00:18:03.000 This is a 2-4 on Elhan for rigging elections.

00:18:08.000 So what she does is with mail-in votes, well, we'll let James explain.

00:18:14.000 James O'Keefe here in downtown Minneapolis at the scene of the crime.

00:18:18.000 The person you're about to meet, Libon Muhammad, aka King Libon 1, boasts about the hundreds of absentee ballots in his car.

00:18:37.000 He fucking Snapchatted it.

00:18:40.000 What a genius.

00:18:44.000 This isn't a hidden camera.

00:18:45.000 This is him filming.

00:18:51.000 There was video.

00:18:52.000 You can see the video.

00:18:53.000 There was a video out and about that he has the ballots in his car.

00:18:57.000 Right.

00:18:57.000 And talking about the only way you can win is with money.

00:19:02.000 I was looking at them and they were not filled.

00:19:04.000 They were blank.

00:19:05.000 Who is the one filling out the absentee ballots?

00:19:08.000 People who work with like Apple Bar.

00:19:12.000 Where do they pay the money?

00:19:14.000 The minute we sign the thing.

00:19:17.000 That's what you get.

00:19:18.000 Money is everything.

00:19:19.000 Money is the king of this world.

00:19:21.000 If you ain't got money, you should.

00:19:23.000 You should not be here paying.

00:19:33.000 At the end of this street, there's three towels plus one towel.

00:19:37.000 Okay.

00:19:37.000 And it's all seniors.

00:19:38.000 And they took every ballot.

00:19:40.000 Every ballot.

00:19:40.000 They just take a single ballot.

00:19:42.000 They Knock on the door and say, Your ballots come, give it to me, give it to me.

00:19:46.000 They just take no.

00:19:47.000 And the ones that didn't bought ballots, the young people and the women and stuff, they were paying cash, cash, bad.

00:19:53.000 They were getting bags of money.

00:19:55.000 Nothing's going to happen.

00:19:57.000 To drive people.

00:19:57.000 Ilhan Omar will not be charged.

00:20:00.000 The only good thing about this is that it's out.

00:20:03.000 And the voters hear that the DNC is corrupt and they know that the squad is a fucking criminal gang.

00:20:09.000 And that'll affect them.

00:20:10.000 That'll get them out to vote for Trump.

00:20:12.000 That's the good news.

00:20:12.000 The bad news is Ilhan Omar will receive nothing for this.

00:20:16.000 This woman married her fucking brother and got away with it.

00:20:19.000 She's Teflon.

00:20:20.000 So don't get your hopes up.

00:20:23.000 But I'm just glad it made the cover of the post.

00:20:25.000 What's 2.5?

00:20:27.000 Oh, I think this is Trump retweeting the story because he recognizes the same.

00:20:34.000 Project Veritas has released the results of an investigation alleged ballot harvesting by supporters of the Democrat rep, blah, blah, blah, a key swing state.

00:20:41.000 This is totally illegal, says Trump.

00:20:43.000 Hope that the U.S. attorney in Minnesota has this and other of her many misdeeds under serious review.

00:20:48.000 If not, why not?

00:20:50.000 Because the left is in charge of the justice system.

00:20:53.000 The FBI is the SJW now.

00:20:57.000 We will win Minnesota because of her and law enforcement.

00:21:00.000 Save Minneapolis and Iron O Range.

00:21:02.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:21:04.000 Saved Minneapolis and Iron O Range?

00:21:06.000 I don't know what that means.

00:21:10.000 You know what?

00:21:10.000 I wouldn't be surprised if her and her gang doesn't even know this is a problem.

00:21:15.000 Like, I remember big sexy, Bartolo Colon, it was discovered that he's had a mistress that he pays for her apartment and he fucks her all the time.

00:21:24.000 And that was a big controversy.

00:21:26.000 But if you're Colombian and you grew up in Colombia and then you're in America and you're a millionaire, I think you have to by law have a mistress.

00:21:34.000 It's just a thing.

00:21:34.000 So when that all blew up, he probably went, is this bad?

00:21:39.000 I bet his wife wasn't even mad.

00:21:41.000 She's like, yeah, I don't want to see that bitch around me.

00:21:43.000 I don't want my kids around her.

00:21:45.000 But yeah, he has a gumar.

00:21:48.000 And I bet it's the same with Ilhan Omar.

00:21:50.000 As this is blowing up, she goes, what did they think we were doing?

00:21:54.000 Is this even illegal?

00:21:56.000 Like, of course we're criminals.

00:21:57.000 That's our culture.

00:21:58.000 We're Somalians.

00:22:00.000 What's the average IQ there?

00:22:02.000 80?

00:22:05.000 2.6.

00:22:11.000 Yeah, it's the same thing.

00:22:13.000 Just him bragging.

00:22:15.000 Why did he film it?

00:22:16.000 This is like our criminals, our enemies are incompetent.

00:22:20.000 2020 is an IQ test, and I am constantly stunned by how retarded our enemies are.

00:22:27.000 Like that dude who shot Jay Bishop.

00:22:29.000 Dude, go on the run.

00:22:33.000 Trash your phone.

00:22:36.000 Is that really an emergency?

00:22:39.000 Someone's choking on a chicken bone.

00:22:42.000 You're supposed to say Hail Mary when you hear sirens.

00:22:45.000 I'm dubious.

00:22:49.000 Yeah.

00:22:51.000 The culture there is to steal and to cheat and to lie.

00:22:54.000 And that's what they do.

00:22:56.000 That knocked me off track.

00:22:57.000 What was I talking about?

00:23:00.000 Big sexy.

00:23:01.000 Oh, no.

00:23:02.000 You got past the big sexy, right?

00:23:03.000 It's an IQ test.

00:23:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:04.000 2020 is an IQ test.

00:23:06.000 And the guy who shot Jay Bishop, turf your phone.

00:23:10.000 That's going to ping you, ping your location.

00:23:13.000 Take out cash.

00:23:14.000 Get your friends.

00:23:15.000 Borrow money from your friends.

00:23:16.000 Get on a bus.

00:23:18.000 Skip town.

00:23:19.000 Wear a hat.

00:23:20.000 Grow a beard.

00:23:21.000 Wash dishes in Arkansas.

00:23:23.000 And you might get away with it.

00:23:24.000 No, I'm going to do an interview with Vice.

00:23:28.000 Okay.

00:23:30.000 You're dead meat.

00:23:32.000 You fucking imbecile.

00:23:34.000 Or you're stealing ballots?

00:23:36.000 Okay.

00:23:36.000 Don't film it.

00:23:39.000 Why aren't we more criminal?

00:23:41.000 We got to be stealing ballots.

00:23:42.000 I'm going to vote early and often.

00:23:49.000 So yeah, tomorrow night we'll take calls.

00:23:51.000 It starts at 9 p.m.

00:23:53.000 So we're going to be a little later than usual.

00:23:55.000 Don't tune in at 8.

00:23:57.000 We will be live at 9 going through all this.

00:24:00.000 Walking through New York City at night is always dangerous because my reputation has been marred.

00:24:10.000 And I got to watch my back now when I'm in on the subway.

00:24:14.000 This weekend, I was walking my dog, my stupid little dog, and I was with my son.

00:24:19.000 And some guy drove by.

00:24:21.000 He could be this guy, John Berger, J-O-N-B-I-R-G-E-R.

00:24:26.000 That guy organized a boycott of a computer repair place because they fixed my computer.

00:24:34.000 And his argument was they do business with Nazis.

00:24:38.000 And now we have not, now so now the guy who fixed my computer is a Nazi.

00:24:42.000 And now Nazis will have access to all your banking info.

00:24:45.000 Don't send your computer there.

00:24:47.000 And he got the place shut down.

00:24:49.000 And it was run by an immigrant.

00:24:51.000 So this rich asshole who's a gino, Jew in name only, because you know he's secular.

00:25:00.000 You know he's not Orthodox.

00:25:03.000 Had an immigrant's place shut down to fight racism.

00:25:07.000 Anyway, him or someone like him rides by my son and I, my seven-year-old little boy, rides by.

00:25:14.000 He's with his 21-year-old son, it looked like, or maybe 18, whatever.

00:25:18.000 And then when he's like 20 feet away, he looks back and he goes, screams, Zieg Heil!

00:25:24.000 Whoa.

00:25:25.000 And then he starts going like this.

00:25:27.000 Whoa.

00:25:28.000 It was actually really high, his Zieg Heil.

00:25:30.000 I think it's supposed to be 45 degrees.

00:25:32.000 He puts the high in Heil.

00:25:35.000 Two Nazi.

00:25:36.000 Screamed Zieg Heil, I think twice, and then was Zieg Heiling on his bicycle.

00:25:39.000 Of course, not slowing down, continuing to go and not really looking back.

00:25:44.000 And I bet he thinks he's brave.

00:25:46.000 And this is always the case.

00:25:47.000 It's never when I'm standing there.

00:25:48.000 Hello, come up to me.

00:25:51.000 It's never when I'm at a local bar.

00:25:52.000 Hi, come sit with me.

00:25:53.000 What do you got?

00:25:55.000 Although actually one time this guy came up to me and he said, my friend over there playing pool is Jewish And he feels unsafe with you here.

00:26:02.000 And I said, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

00:26:06.000 He said, no, it isn't.

00:26:07.000 And I said, yes, it is.

00:26:08.000 And I told you this before, we had a no, it isn't, yes, it is.

00:26:12.000 Each of us did about 10.

00:26:14.000 No, it isn't.

00:26:15.000 Yes, it is.

00:26:15.000 No, it isn't.

00:26:16.000 Yes, it is.

00:26:16.000 No, he was drunk and British.

00:26:19.000 But then another time, I was playing catch with Johnny.

00:26:23.000 And a guy whips by.

00:26:25.000 This guy's like 21, wearing a Patagonia.

00:26:27.000 Anyone wearing a Patagonia is a douche.

00:26:29.000 I've noticed this trend.

00:26:31.000 And he said, how's the hate and ignorance industry working out for you?

00:26:35.000 And I started, I gave chase to him, but he pedaled away, couldn't catch him.

00:26:39.000 He was like six foot tall, 21, scared of an old man.

00:26:43.000 And then, of course, there was the beach incident I told you about where the guy did a sexy butt dance, holding a star of David, and then said, you're not wanted here.

00:26:51.000 And went back to his lifeguard tent.

00:26:54.000 Of course, I'm with my boy.

00:26:55.000 So that time I managed to pack up, put my boy somewhere safe, and then go over and ball him out.

00:27:01.000 Should have had him fired.

00:27:04.000 So yeah.

00:27:05.000 Our enemies are weak.

00:27:08.000 Weak, stupid, shitty enemies.

00:27:11.000 And you know why they keep winning?

00:27:13.000 Because we're too nice.

00:27:14.000 We're too noble.

00:27:16.000 We keep tolerating it.

00:27:17.000 We keep taking the high road.

00:27:19.000 I'm done with it.

00:27:20.000 Let's cheat.

00:27:21.000 Let's fight.

00:27:22.000 When they go low, we go lower.

00:27:33.000 Other important news?

00:27:34.000 1-3, this bank robber is a 10.

00:27:41.000 She drove the getaway car.

00:27:46.000 Sentenced to two years in jail for being convicted.

00:27:48.000 Look at her.

00:27:49.000 For going on a crime spree in Sydney in 2018.

00:27:52.000 Yeah.

00:27:54.000 That's not the best picture of her in the world.

00:27:55.000 It's a little masculine.

00:27:57.000 But...

00:28:00.000 She was...

00:28:00.000 Look at that.

00:28:01.000 That's her mug shot.

00:28:03.000 She's probably got three hours of sleep.

00:28:05.000 She was in whatever Australia or Sydney's equivalent of the tombs is.

00:28:08.000 Sitting on a cheese sandwich because it helps her coccus.

00:28:12.000 Because that's the worst part about being in jail overnight.

00:28:14.000 You're butt bone on the hard bench.

00:28:17.000 Look at that body.

00:28:18.000 Look at those hits.

00:28:20.000 I know we're not supposed to simp this month.

00:28:22.000 No simp September.

00:28:23.000 But I'm just admiring it from afar.

00:28:27.000 That's the most attractive bank robber I've ever seen.

00:28:32.000 And the proof is in the mugshot.

00:28:34.000 Filters and catwoman suits, whatever.

00:28:38.000 So I thought it was important that we get...

00:28:40.000 Also in important news, I'm obsessed with this guy who interviews disfigured people.

00:28:46.000 And there's something not, there's something, I got pretty good spidey senses, and there's something up with this dude.

00:28:52.000 He doesn't pass the smell test.

00:28:54.000 So here he is with this dude Rowdy that's been around forever.

00:28:57.000 I don't know if Rowdy has a dick.

00:28:58.000 His body seems to stop right below his ribs.

00:29:01.000 Seems cool.

00:29:02.000 He's going to ask me some questions.

00:29:04.000 Let's do it, Rowdy.

00:29:05.000 I'm okay with that.

00:29:06.000 So yeah, let's do it.

00:29:07.000 What's it like to be born like you?

00:29:11.000 Well.

00:29:15.000 The thing is, I can't compare that to anything.

00:29:17.000 All I know is this.

00:29:18.000 Most people act surprised when you tell them you can drive?

00:29:22.000 Actually, yes.

00:29:23.000 And I'm wondering if that's...

00:29:25.000 This guy is clearly an alpha male, right?

00:29:28.000 And he's okay with the fact that he has no lower body whatsoever.

00:29:31.000 By the way, I would pay two grand to fly him up here for Halloween and have him in my driveway with entrails hanging out of the bottom of him.

00:29:38.000 Oh my god.

00:29:40.000 And we make him look kind of fake.

00:29:42.000 And then when kids come up, he starts running at them.

00:29:44.000 Holy shit.

00:29:45.000 And my wife said, no.

00:29:47.000 Oh, you ready to buy her ready?

00:29:48.000 Yeah.

00:29:51.000 Someone else pointed out he might get his shit fucked up.

00:29:55.000 I live in Pussyville.

00:29:56.000 They yell Zeke Howell on a bicycle.

00:29:58.000 But if it was, you know, in the Bronx, you might get your head kicked in because they're so dumb in the South Bronx, they'd think it was a real zombie.

00:30:06.000 But look at his demeanor.

00:30:08.000 I only want a girl that would like me.

00:30:10.000 Look at his demeanor now.

00:30:11.000 He's totally different.

00:30:12.000 That's great.

00:30:14.000 And that's all that really matters.

00:30:16.000 So, and I mean, I'm going to run into a lot of people that are just like, oh, God, you know.

00:30:20.000 I mean, I'm not going to date him.

00:30:21.000 He can't move along or do chores or whatever, which I can.

00:30:24.000 But, you know, people think that.

00:30:26.000 But, you know, so whatever.

00:30:28.000 He's so uncomfortable.

00:30:29.000 And when he's with some four-year-old girl with no eyes who's like, hi, I'm just a regular girl.

00:30:35.000 He's all effervescent and bubbly.

00:30:37.000 What can you tell us about your day, Karen?

00:30:40.000 So my theory is that this guy is an asshole.

00:30:44.000 He's an insecure, fucking, weak pussy.

00:30:47.000 That seems to be the theme of this show.

00:30:52.000 Although I think I've already called a show Our Enemies Are Weak.

00:30:56.000 Weak enemies.

00:30:57.000 But not that, well, you know what his politics are probably.

00:30:59.000 He hates Trump and all that.

00:31:01.000 But look, he's totally...

00:31:04.000 I was going to say, paralyzed when he's around this dude.

00:31:10.000 Yeah.

00:31:12.000 He's not happy.

00:31:13.000 Yeah.

00:31:14.000 Look at him.

00:31:15.000 He's miserable.

00:31:15.000 Before he's like, hey, little guy.

00:31:17.000 And this guy has all his mental faculties, which is something that sets apart.

00:31:21.000 I'm not superior to him.

00:31:22.000 Right.

00:31:23.000 I can't.

00:31:23.000 I'm not an angel for lowering myself to talk to this guy.

00:31:27.000 He said about three things this whole time.

00:31:29.000 I can't cash in on this person's suffering.

00:31:32.000 Pick a different one, right?

00:31:33.000 To contrast?

00:31:35.000 Yeah, pick anyone.

00:31:36.000 Pick the freakiest person you see there.

00:31:38.000 Well, I don't want to.

00:31:39.000 Oh, look at that one.

00:31:39.000 My friend with speech apraxia.

00:31:41.000 Okay.

00:31:42.000 Look at that.

00:31:43.000 Okay, watch someone put a quarter in him.

00:31:46.000 Are you good?

00:31:47.000 Yeah.

00:31:47.000 What is good?

00:31:53.000 The tough one.

00:31:55.000 It's good.

00:31:56.000 Having apraxia is if you think about your brain like a highway, right?

00:32:00.000 And most people's brains have six lanes north and south that break next to the bottom of the bus.

00:32:06.000 Jump ahead to him.

00:32:08.000 A few months into when I was your teacher, I said, do you want to sing?

00:32:12.000 And you said, yes.

00:32:14.000 Yes.

00:32:15.000 You finally sang for Music Friday.

00:32:17.000 Yes.

00:32:17.000 I can't tell you.

00:32:18.000 You were so brainwashed.

00:32:19.000 I'm Dr. Doolittle.

00:32:21.000 I can talk to the animals.

00:32:22.000 Do you remember what song it was?

00:32:23.000 And then one of them is like, yo, you ain't talking to me, motherfucker.

00:32:27.000 What?

00:32:27.000 Oh.

00:32:28.000 But you have no legs.

00:32:30.000 Yeah, I still kick your ass.

00:32:31.000 Oh my.

00:32:33.000 I'm out.

00:32:34.000 This is going to be a long fucking show.

00:32:36.000 We've barely begun.

00:32:41.000 Yeah, let's jump to Trump.

00:32:43.000 I'm in love with him.

00:32:44.000 I'm gay for Trump.

00:32:45.000 Same.

00:32:47.000 And I'm starting.

00:32:48.000 Yeah, my friend Leslie and I had an argument over the weekend.

00:32:51.000 I should share it with you.

00:32:53.000 Actually, I sent it as a clip.

00:32:56.000 Where did I send that?

00:32:58.000 And she was like, he's so stupid.

00:33:00.000 And how can it's weird that you can't see that?

00:33:04.000 And I'm like, Leslie, it's called funny.

00:33:08.000 He's funny.

00:33:09.000 Here it is.

00:33:10.000 It's after 44.

00:33:12.000 Okay.

00:33:14.000 And actually, go back.

00:33:16.000 So let's just show this one seven first.

00:33:19.000 And then I'll get the thing.

00:33:22.000 All right.

00:33:26.000 It's the first link under Trump.

00:33:27.000 Here we go.

00:33:29.000 Do you think it's wet enough out here?

00:33:33.000 They all said so when you need a hat.

00:33:35.000 I said, what the hell hat is going to match this beautiful type of existence?

00:33:40.000 I got a red one.

00:34:03.000 See how funny it is.

00:34:05.000 You know, he's aware of wearing the rain together and what that denotes.

00:34:10.000 What that connotes.

00:34:12.000 It says we're going to weather this storm and we're going to win.

00:34:17.000 Thank you.

00:34:18.000 Thank you.

00:34:19.000 Thank you very much.

00:34:22.000 So anyway, she says to me, how are you doing these days, right?

00:34:27.000 This is a really long thing.

00:34:29.000 But Tim Dylan emailed me too, because I watched our interview some of it because my dad sent it to me.

00:34:36.000 And he said, this media shit is crazy, right?

00:34:39.000 How are you doing?

00:34:40.000 How are you holding up?

00:34:41.000 And oh, sorry, I started the conversation because he has dick spray advertised on his site, on his podcast.

00:34:47.000 And I tried that numbing cream to last longer.

00:34:50.000 But it works.

00:34:52.000 You can fuck for like an hour, but it's not your dick.

00:34:55.000 Doesn't feel good.

00:34:55.000 So it's just, you're fucking your wife with a strap on.

00:34:59.000 That's terrible.

00:34:59.000 So no, thank you.

00:35:00.000 I'd rather not last.

00:35:03.000 And so we started talking.

00:35:05.000 He says, how are you holding up?

00:35:06.000 And I go, dude, I'm going crazy.

00:35:08.000 Like, I'm getting conspiracy theory.

00:35:10.000 I've always used Satan as a metaphorical evil.

00:35:13.000 Bad, it's sin.

00:35:14.000 Oh, I drank two bottles of whiskey this weekend.

00:35:17.000 That's Satan getting the better of me.

00:35:19.000 But I obviously don't mean like Tim Curry from Legend with big horns and hooves going, have some more whiskey, boy.

00:35:26.000 But I'm getting there.

00:35:28.000 I'm getting to like red guy with horns.

00:35:31.000 Because think of the big tropes of 2020.

00:35:36.000 They are the opposite of the truth.

00:35:39.000 Oh, Russia colluded with Donald Trump.

00:35:41.000 No, the opposite.

00:35:44.000 Trump's enemies did.

00:35:45.000 Oh, cops are racist being killed.

00:35:48.000 No, cops are getting killed by racist blacks.

00:35:51.000 Like, everything is the reverse.

00:35:54.000 Oh, there's horrible racism going on.

00:35:56.000 Yeah, against whites.

00:35:59.000 Almost everything that happens.

00:36:01.000 Trans people are being killed by white supremacists.

00:36:04.000 No, they're getting killed by their black thug boyfriends.

00:36:09.000 Everything they accuse us of, they're doing.

00:36:12.000 That's what Satan does.

00:36:14.000 He inverts everything.

00:36:17.000 So I said that to Tim.

00:36:19.000 And then she asks me, she goes, she goes, oh, shit, this is way too long.

00:36:31.000 So what's your vibe these days?

00:36:32.000 And I say, full-on Looney Tunes.

00:36:35.000 And I say what I just said to you about the red guy.

00:36:40.000 And she goes, I couldn't agree more, but I'm not sure which part you think is satany.

00:36:45.000 And she goes, the QAdon shit is retardation.

00:36:48.000 And I go, I don't really know.

00:36:50.000 That's like a hole in my knowledge.

00:36:52.000 I don't really pay attention to QAdon or know anything about it or getting good at it, if you will.

00:36:58.000 And being good at it, if you will.

00:37:03.000 Not sure if you knew this girl we both know, but she wouldn't take a job at NYC because they put chips in your phone at the airport to make sure you don't leave your house during quarantine.

00:37:10.000 I said to her, I'm open to that.

00:37:12.000 I'm open to everything now.

00:37:14.000 Even Pizzagate.

00:37:16.000 And she goes, Pizzagate, ha ha ha.

00:37:20.000 And she goes, that's insane.

00:37:21.000 And I go, yeah, well, I'll wait till I see evidence that it never happened.

00:37:25.000 And she goes, so you've chosen the yellow pill?

00:37:28.000 I don't know what that means.

00:37:29.000 Oh, I know, because I was holding up Lego.

00:37:31.000 Sorry.

00:37:32.000 So then I said to her, this, state of emergency for our silly barbecue in Seattle, while four months of rioting and murder is the summer of love.

00:37:40.000 I mean, come on, that's biblical levels of dishonesty.

00:37:44.000 And she had no idea what I was talking about.

00:37:46.000 So I had to explain the state of emergency was what the governor of Oregon declared because of the Proud Boys rally this weekend.

00:37:54.000 And then I said, the summer of love is what I believe the mayor of Seattle called Chaz.

00:38:00.000 And she hadn't heard of this.

00:38:01.000 So now I'm talking to a chick, right?

00:38:03.000 And I have to send her all these links explaining that everything, that BLM are Marxists and they're about destroying the family and what their agenda is and how they steal money and they don't benefit anyone.

00:38:16.000 She goes, I'm driving, so I can't read these articles.

00:38:18.000 For fuck's sakes.

00:38:20.000 But do you want random black people to be killed?

00:38:24.000 Or specific black people for that matter?

00:38:26.000 And she's talking about earlier, she had said the Proud Boys rally is, is that racist?

00:38:30.000 And I said, the main guy's black.

00:38:32.000 And she goes, what do Proud Boys want, though?

00:38:34.000 And I go, they want to kill random black people.

00:38:37.000 And so that's why she goes, so do you want to do that too?

00:38:41.000 I go, Leslie, no one wants to kill random black people.

00:38:46.000 The fact that, and this isn't an idiot, the reason I'm bringing this up is this is like a normal 40-year-old woman in LA who's in the entertainment industry and isn't a crackpot and isn't retarded.

00:38:58.000 So this is the average American.

00:39:00.000 This is 50% of the population I'm arguing with here.

00:39:04.000 And then she goes, Okay, well, if the main guy is Proud Boys is black, why doesn't he come out and say that?

00:39:08.000 And I go, He does.

00:39:09.000 Everyone ignores it.

00:39:11.000 And she goes, All media ignores it?

00:39:13.000 Why?

00:39:14.000 I go, Because that's the narrative.

00:39:16.000 And then she goes, So it sounds like the narrative is more like people are protesting the cops for killing black people and the Proud Boys are protesting the protests.

00:39:23.000 Trump is literally a stupid person who doesn't believe in anything other than power.

00:39:28.000 He's a rich kid who doesn't like losers.

00:39:32.000 He's not a Nazi.

00:39:33.000 Nazis supported military action.

00:39:35.000 Trump thinks soldiers are losers.

00:39:36.000 She's believing that fucking trope, right?

00:39:39.000 I don't think he hates black people.

00:39:40.000 This is how they gain points too.

00:39:42.000 They go, I don't think he's racist.

00:39:44.000 Oh, thanks for throwing me a bone.

00:39:45.000 Right.

00:39:49.000 And I said, she said, you can't deny that racism is a major problem in America.

00:39:53.000 And I go, yes, I can.

00:39:55.000 What innocent black people did the police kill?

00:39:57.000 How about Breonna Taylor for starters?

00:40:00.000 And I go, one, she was dealing fentanyl.

00:40:03.000 Two, her man shot at cops who announced themselves.

00:40:06.000 She goes, one, no, he wasn't.

00:40:07.000 Two, also wrong.

00:40:09.000 What?

00:40:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:40:11.000 I'm just wrong.

00:40:14.000 They went into the wrong apartment.

00:40:17.000 I sent you a picture of that in the notes, Ryan.

00:40:21.000 Fuck, you're stupid.

00:40:24.000 You got to stay on top of it and stop listening to the show like you're just part of it.

00:40:27.000 It's not organized.

00:40:28.000 Yes, it is.

00:40:29.000 I told you it was right below, what was it, 14?

00:40:31.000 44?

00:40:32.000 And it was not.

00:40:34.000 Like, what do I do with this?

00:40:37.000 I say she was the financial secretary.

00:40:42.000 And I explain fentanyl kills 100 people a day.

00:40:45.000 And I go, you were more skeptical when you lived in New York City.

00:40:48.000 She goes, I don't need to be skeptical to know we live in a racist country and Trump is stupid.

00:40:52.000 That's not opinion.

00:40:53.000 It's facts.

00:40:58.000 And then she goes, here's the last thing I'll bore you with.

00:41:02.000 She goes, first of all, Trump like failed his president math test, which is funny.

00:41:07.000 Second, so math, because I said to her, okay, why don't you and Trump sit down and do times tables and see who's faster at eight times seven?

00:41:15.000 Obviously saying that you think he's dumb, but you couldn't win with the most basic test.

00:41:20.000 And she goes, math's not a barometer of intelligence.

00:41:22.000 But I go, failed his president math test?

00:41:26.000 What the fuck is a president math test?

00:41:29.000 So I go, I'm going to look that up because I've never heard of such a thing, but I can guess how this is going to go.

00:41:35.000 So I look it up.

00:41:36.000 It's the cognitive test he took that he aced, that he was saying Biden couldn't do it, which Biden couldn't.

00:41:45.000 And I'll tell you what, we're not going to keep going with this because you know where I'm at, but it was fucking retarded.

00:41:51.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:41:54.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:54.000 That's what she's saying.

00:41:58.000 I have a bad feeling Biden's going to do okay tomorrow.

00:42:02.000 I think if he takes an Adderall, has a big breakfast, doesn't do anything the night before and the day of, and the Adderall still has some kick to it by 9 p.m.

00:42:13.000 So maybe he takes it at like, he takes a quarter pill at maybe 3 p.m.

00:42:20.000 I think he might do okay.

00:42:22.000 And that's why Trump wants him to have a drug test.

00:42:26.000 If the prayers to Moloch go through, that might help.

00:42:29.000 If they sacrifice enough virgins into the volcano, there might be hope.

00:42:35.000 So Biden's never smelling the little girls.

00:42:38.000 He's whispering, you want to get thrown into a volcano for Moloch?

00:42:42.000 Look up Chelsea Handler.

00:42:43.000 Is that in the notes?

00:42:44.000 Or did I send you that as a separate thing?

00:42:45.000 I did see.

00:42:46.000 I think I sent you that as a separate email.

00:42:48.000 Yeah.

00:42:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:51.000 Show me the Baron Karen.

00:42:52.000 Baron Karen.

00:42:53.000 You just had it.

00:42:54.000 There we go.

00:42:56.000 So this isn't just Chelsea Handler.

00:43:00.000 This is a type of person.

00:43:02.000 And the girl I was arguing with has kids, but she's still...

00:43:06.000 This is the culture of the West Coast and the culture of a lot of Americans, especially female Americans, and almost exclusively barren Americans.

00:43:18.000 Bear Americans.

00:43:20.000 But what's the video I sent of her?

00:43:21.000 Did you get that?

00:43:23.000 No.

00:43:26.000 Don't keep looking at the same emails.

00:43:27.000 They're not going to change.

00:43:28.000 Nope.

00:43:30.000 Was it in the notes?

00:43:36.000 Yeah, 4-2.

00:43:37.000 4-2.

00:43:41.000 See, I think women are naturally agreeable, right?

00:43:45.000 And we've got to design them that way so they're better with kids.

00:43:48.000 I just say no.

00:43:50.000 But they say, okay, we're going to work it out.

00:43:52.000 Yes, you can play video games.

00:43:54.000 I'll fucking, if you disobey me and you're playing video games after I said you couldn't play them because you're being punished, I'll just smash it with a hammer.

00:44:00.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:44:02.000 A mom would go, no, no, let's negotiate.

00:44:03.000 We want to work it out.

00:44:04.000 They're agreeable.

00:44:05.000 And that's why it's so important to have a mom and a dad.

00:44:07.000 You shit your pants at the airport.

00:44:09.000 Your dad goes, what the hell's the matter with you?

00:44:11.000 You can't control your bowels.

00:44:12.000 Now I got to clean feces off your legs.

00:44:15.000 Notice I'm not swearing because it's a kid.

00:44:16.000 Then your mother, after you clean off the kid's legs, your mother consoles him.

00:44:20.000 It's okay.

00:44:21.000 We shart sometimes.

00:44:22.000 It happens.

00:44:22.000 Your father sharted.

00:44:24.000 Both of those are important because both of them are right.

00:44:26.000 One, you shouldn't shit your pants.

00:44:29.000 Literally get your shit together.

00:44:31.000 Two, the mom is right.

00:44:32.000 Hey, we have accidents sometimes.

00:44:33.000 Gavin has a statue that says, please be a fart.

00:44:37.000 You need that balance.

00:44:38.000 But when you see these spinsters like Chelsea Handler, you see life without balance and you see that baby that's made with just a woman.

00:44:47.000 I talked about this on Anthony's show where a woman will have a fake pregnancy.

00:44:51.000 It's psychosomatic.

00:44:53.000 And she'll make a baby, but it's only with what the woman can make.

00:44:55.000 So it's like teeth, hair, and flesh.

00:44:57.000 And it's just this little tumorous lump.

00:45:00.000 And that's what Chelsea Handler is.

00:45:02.000 She's 50% of the equation.

00:45:04.000 And it's a fucking sad mess.

00:45:09.000 If you're watching this, you know, this election is being stolen from us actively and brazenly in front of us.

00:45:18.000 And he just keeps talking about what he's going to do and how he's going to do it.

00:45:25.000 And if you are supporting that, then you're cheating and lying and stealing.

00:45:34.000 Like fake the ballots?

00:45:35.000 I don't even know what she's accusing him of.

00:45:38.000 Well, so far the accusation he's talking about what he's going to do.

00:45:41.000 Yeah.

00:45:42.000 Letting voices be heard and letting black and brown voices be heard.

00:45:47.000 Voices?

00:45:48.000 All I've heard is black and brown voices for four months screaming nonstop at people having brunch.

00:45:57.000 This whole country was built on white supremacy.

00:46:02.000 This whole country was built on the notion that white people would be in power while black people would be subjugated.

00:46:12.000 Everything, every institution.

00:46:16.000 The post office?

00:46:17.000 From the beginning of time was built on that.

00:46:20.000 Lifeguard.

00:46:21.000 And if you don't believe that, then you don't know enough and you haven't read enough.

00:46:24.000 Toothbrush manufacturing.

00:46:26.000 You have to be mindful of the people that do not look like you and what they have been through.

00:46:31.000 And you have to think about them when you go to the ballot box and vote for them to be treated equally, finally, by a Democratic Party who is acknowledging that Black Lives Matter versus a Republican Party that is acknowledging nothing,

00:46:48.000 that wants to take the rights away from women, from their bodies, from all BIPOC, from unions, so that you can't organize and sue when your employer has done things to you or treated you unfairly.

00:47:06.000 There's no recourse for you.

00:47:08.000 All he does is reward the rich.

00:47:12.000 That's just false.

00:47:13.000 So please, when you go to the ballot box, please don't let other people influence you.

00:47:17.000 Please vote with the goodness of your heart.

00:47:19.000 Oh, I will.

00:47:20.000 And please sh vote.

00:47:23.000 If you're watching this.

00:47:24.000 Please shh vote.

00:47:27.000 What the fuck was that weird ending?

00:47:28.000 Her Vs and her B's are all messed up and her Vs and her vote and Cz are messed up.

00:47:34.000 Trump has been murder on the rich.

00:47:36.000 Trust me, I'm rich.

00:47:39.000 I was raped when he came in.

00:47:42.000 My neighbors have a much nicer house than me.

00:47:44.000 They got reamed.

00:47:46.000 One of my neighbors' taxes went up $100,000 because he took the ceiling off of property tax.

00:47:53.000 I am never going to financially recover from this.

00:47:57.000 So back in the, I couldn't imagine having that.

00:48:00.000 That's sub babysitter.

00:48:02.000 She's lower than a babysitter.

00:48:04.000 But all of Trump's wishes are coming true.

00:48:09.000 Not Ruth Bader Ginsburg's.

00:48:10.000 Her wishes got flushed down the toilet along with her ashes.

00:48:16.000 But check out 1-8.

00:48:18.000 This is a big story that you should look into on your own time.

00:48:22.000 This show is, you know how I play a rap song at the beginning?

00:48:25.000 You get a taste of it.

00:48:26.000 If you like it, go pursue it.

00:48:28.000 Right?

00:48:29.000 But that's what I'm doing with this FBI thing.

00:48:31.000 So we've discovered that this stupid dossier, which we knew was bullshit from day one, that had, what was that?

00:48:37.000 Prostitutes pissing and stuff, a bunch of fucking useless garbage.

00:48:41.000 What are you doing with your stupid fucking hair now?

00:48:43.000 Getting it out of the way of my face.

00:48:50.000 We're learning now that Hillary colluded with Russia to provide that shitty dossier that the FBI then ran with and used it to get warrants to spy on people and frame people like Flynn.

00:49:04.000 Like, that's pretty fucking big.

00:49:06.000 That's the story of the decade.

00:49:09.000 But I promise you, just like Ilhan Omar, it won't really go very far.

00:49:12.000 But at least the American public is hearing it.

00:49:16.000 Look how idiotic Ryan looks.

00:49:18.000 What?

00:49:18.000 You want to show yourself?

00:49:20.000 I really don't want to.

00:49:23.000 This is fine.

00:49:27.000 Anyway, show the clip.

00:49:29.000 Newly released text messages make 100% clear.

00:49:33.000 The FBI knew that Democrats purchased Russian disinformation targeting me, your favorite president.

00:49:45.000 Which then formed the basis for the witch hunt.

00:49:48.000 Newly released text messages make 100% clear.

00:49:53.000 Now go to 1.9.

00:49:58.000 Some other people explain this to you.

00:50:01.000 He's pretty good.

00:50:02.000 Hillary Clinton paid.

00:50:04.000 So it turns out Hillary Clinton paid for foreign interference in an election from Russia because the primary source for the steel dossier was a suspected Russian spy.

00:50:16.000 How do we know that?

00:50:17.000 The FBI investigated the guy for three years for being a suspected Russian spy.

00:50:22.000 So then the FBI knows he's a suspected Russian spy.

00:50:26.000 They hide it from the court.

00:50:27.000 They hide from the court that Hillary paid for the dossier, and then they doctored evidence to get the warrant.

00:50:32.000 That's kind of a big deal.

00:50:34.000 Then all those other interviews from the FBI agent who was on the Mueller team and some of the text messages show there was no evidence of collusion the entire time.

00:50:44.000 And that the Mueller team was out to get Trump from the beginning and that General Flynn, they had nothing on Flynn.

00:50:51.000 They even looked into his finances without a warrant using national security letters.

00:50:55.000 They had nothing on Flynn and some of the FBI agents were actually so nervous they took out an insurance policy because they thought the thing was going to get turned around into a criminal investigation against them because they were breaking so many laws.

00:51:10.000 And they were joking about destroying their iPhones.

00:51:13.000 That's pretty funny.

00:51:14.000 And all this time, the media has been reporting the Russia disinformation.

00:51:20.000 How stupid are they?

00:51:22.000 So it turns out...

00:51:23.000 Hillary Clinton.

00:51:25.000 They were joking about with text going, this is a nothing burger.

00:51:28.000 What are we going to do here?

00:51:29.000 Oh, let's just proceed anyway.

00:51:32.000 2-0.

00:51:34.000 We have proof of Hillary colluding.

00:51:41.000 Russia Gate, click on that Greg Price tweet, and it's interesting.

00:51:44.000 Well, go back just for a second that Jake Tapper won a WHCA award for the dossier.

00:51:51.000 Great work, Jake Tapper.

00:51:53.000 This won't ruin Jake Tapper's career, by the way.

00:51:55.000 Don't hold your breath about any punishment for any of this.

00:51:58.000 Give up on that.

00:51:59.000 The justice system is compromised.

00:52:01.000 The FBI is compromised.

00:52:03.000 So don't think any of the bad guys are going to jail.

00:52:06.000 Our only hope here is to get the word out.

00:52:10.000 We give up on the evil being punished, but as long as people are aware of the evil, they can vote them out.

00:52:18.000 But yeah, no one is going to be punished.

00:52:19.000 But go back to the Greg Price thing.

00:52:23.000 Russia Gay is going to go down as the biggest media catastrophe of all time.

00:52:26.000 Entire newsrooms were dedicated to the story being true.

00:52:29.000 People won Pulitzer Prizes for it.

00:52:33.000 And not only were they deliver, they more than likely fell for a Russian disinformation campaign.

00:52:40.000 Similarly, it is one of the biggest political scandals of all time that the FBI used unverified info in a dossier sourced to a guy investigated as a Russian agent to obtain a FISA warrant against a member of the Trump campaign.

00:52:56.000 Everything about it boggles the mind.

00:53:00.000 Then, of course, he gets attacked because Twitter is full of lefties that can't handle the truth.

00:53:07.000 What's 2-1?

00:53:09.000 Oh, then they targeted Flynn.

00:53:14.000 Cernovich.

00:53:15.000 We'll go back.

00:53:17.000 I rarely do the bombshell thing as most stuff just isn't.

00:53:20.000 Holy fuck, these Flynn documents are everything.

00:53:22.000 They reveal an effort within the FBI to frame a three-star general.

00:53:25.000 It's not even up for debate anymore.

00:53:27.000 The FBI framed Flynn and Obama ordered it.

00:53:31.000 Now, I know you have an erection right now, and you're imagining Obama in handcuffs being marched to prison.

00:53:38.000 Let your boner fade.

00:53:41.000 Obama's not going to prison, I promise you.

00:53:43.000 He could shoot someone in the middle of 47th Street and not go to prison.

00:53:47.000 But go to the other tweet, the other Instagram, I think it was.

00:53:52.000 Wow, the only Russia collusion was with Hillary Clinton and the Democrats.

00:53:55.000 Primary sub-source of steel dossier paid for by Democrats.

00:53:58.000 Might actually be Russian spy.

00:53:59.000 No, not might, is.

00:54:03.000 They were taking fucking dossiers from Russian agents and then claiming Trump colluded with Russia.

00:54:12.000 So I hope all of this comes up tomorrow night in the debates.

00:54:19.000 If Biden acts the way he's been acting, then it's going to be really, really fun, but I'm not getting my hopes up.

00:54:26.000 I am considering the possibility that Biden is articulate, as crazy as that sounds.

00:54:32.000 However, if Ron Paul were to debate him and Biden wasn't on drugs, Ron Paul should probably be having a stroke.

00:54:42.000 That's, I think, the only politician that is as hard to understand as Joe Biden.

00:54:48.000 It's Ron Paul having a stroke, which happened on a live stream 2-7.

00:54:56.000 This is hard to watch, folks.

00:54:57.000 And it's probably, I shouldn't be joking about it.

00:55:00.000 Turn it up.

00:55:13.000 It's Dr. Paul.

00:55:14.000 I wouldn't be joking about it if he wasn't fine.

00:55:16.000 He's fine.

00:55:17.000 But this is right on the edge of what I considered allowed to make fun of.

00:55:32.000 What's happening when that happens?

00:55:33.000 Is blood not getting to your brain?

00:55:35.000 I don't know.

00:55:36.000 I've never really seen that before.

00:55:38.000 I didn't know we could malfunction like that, like a robot.

00:55:43.000 And then the last thing we'll say about Trump is major scandal.

00:55:47.000 The New York Times appears to have illegally acquired two decades of taxes.

00:55:55.000 And...

00:55:58.000 Oh, I was right.

00:55:59.000 The brain's not getting enough oxygen.

00:56:02.000 Yeah, we have two decades of his taxes.

00:56:05.000 And guess what?

00:56:06.000 Some years he would say that he would put his losses against his profits in order to show that he didn't make a lot of money.

00:56:14.000 And he would pay very little tax.

00:56:16.000 In fact, almost every year, he legally paid the minimum.

00:56:23.000 Good.

00:56:24.000 What are you doing?

00:56:26.000 Are you not logged into the New York Times again?

00:56:30.000 Can you scroll down?

00:56:32.000 Yeah.

00:56:33.000 I thought this was...

00:56:34.000 He paid no income taxes at all in 10 of the previous 15 years, largely because he reported losing much more money than he made.

00:56:42.000 Yeah.

00:56:43.000 That's how successful businesses operate.

00:56:45.000 If they made a million dollars, they go, I did, but I had to pay all these people, take all these risks, and I want to write that off.

00:56:53.000 And now they're back to zero.

00:56:54.000 That's the system we designed.

00:56:56.000 And the other funny thing about this is I think the left assumes we all love tax.

00:57:01.000 The left, like that Chelsea Handler clip, has this incredibly juvenile view of the world where if you want a good school, you have to raise taxes.

00:57:11.000 And then the school is nicer.

00:57:12.000 And the kids get books, and they get pens, and then they can learn, and then they can get a good job and prosper.

00:57:19.000 And black and brown people can have a voice.

00:57:21.000 We just need to pay more tax.

00:57:23.000 The tax might as well go into a fucking wood chipper.

00:57:26.000 It doesn't go anywhere good.

00:57:28.000 It's like BLM.

00:57:29.000 BLM is the government.

00:57:30.000 Where does BLM's money go?

00:57:31.000 To BLM, to fake jobs.

00:57:34.000 They steal it.

00:57:35.000 There's no Negro college fund for Black Lives Matter.

00:57:37.000 It's a scam.

00:57:38.000 SPLC, hundreds and hundreds.

00:57:40.000 I think they're worth a billion.

00:57:42.000 They're worth half a billion on paper.

00:57:44.000 And then they have all these accounts in the Cayman Islands.

00:57:46.000 What do they spend their money on?

00:57:48.000 More fundraising.

00:57:50.000 Growing and growing and growing.

00:57:52.000 So this idea that tax is a good thing, I think it's a very naive belief that the left has, especially the New York Times.

00:58:00.000 And they assume that when we hear a rich guy hasn't paid tax, we go, ooh, you, you should have paid your tax.

00:58:04.000 No, Americans look up to that, especially blue-collar dudes that get reamed with their union costs.

00:58:11.000 They hear about someone not paying tax and they go, good, man.

00:58:13.000 Fucking stick it to them.

00:58:16.000 It's right to no outweigh your personal.

00:58:18.000 Well, I told you, I will release them as soon as the audit.

00:58:21.000 Look, I've been under audit almost for 15 years.

00:58:24.000 I know a lot of wealthy people that have never been audited.

00:58:27.000 I said, do you get audited?

00:58:28.000 I get audited almost every Year.

00:58:30.000 And in a way, I should be complaining.

00:58:32.000 I'm not even complaining.

00:58:33.000 I don't mind it.

00:58:34.000 It's almost become a way of life.

00:58:35.000 I get audited by the IRS.

00:58:37.000 But other people don't.

00:58:38.000 I will say this: we have a situation in this country that has to be taken care of.

00:58:45.000 I will release my tax returns against my lawyer's wishes when she releases her 33,000 emails that have been deleted.

00:58:55.000 That was a good debate.

00:58:56.000 Yeah.

00:58:57.000 He killed her.

00:58:58.000 And the standing line was even better.

00:59:00.000 But she was, at least she had some points, and it was a relatively fair fight.

00:59:05.000 If Biden is not high tomorrow night, it's going to be embarrassing.

00:59:09.000 Oh, my God.

00:59:10.000 If he keeps forgetting all the shit like he does, he has performed okay sometimes.

00:59:16.000 Yeah.

00:59:16.000 So I'd say there's a one in three chance that he does okay.

00:59:21.000 What if Trump just like...

00:59:23.000 Joe, listen, I feel bad, okay?

00:59:25.000 Are you okay?

00:59:26.000 You just asked him if he's okay.

00:59:28.000 He's definitely going to debates him.

00:59:30.000 Really?

00:59:30.000 I promise you.

00:59:31.000 Joe Biden at one point is going to go, because of the, oh, what's it?

00:59:37.000 And then Trump's going to go, is this fair?

00:59:41.000 This seems a little sad.

00:59:42.000 He's still here?

00:59:43.000 I didn't know he had.

00:59:44.000 I thought he left.

00:59:45.000 Would you like to take a break, Joe?

00:59:49.000 Should we have a break?

00:59:50.000 Here's my water.

00:59:50.000 You know, I didn't even drink it.

00:59:52.000 No, he's definitely going to kick him when he's down.

00:59:54.000 As he should, as we should.

00:59:56.000 Again, why is the left so good at cheating at the ballot box?

01:00:00.000 Let's cheat at the ballot box.

01:00:04.000 Speaking of cheating, Proud Boys had their rally this weekend.

01:00:09.000 It went beautifully.

01:00:10.000 They had a bunch of rallies.

01:00:12.000 They had one in what they did in Philadelphia was also just beautiful.

01:00:15.000 They had a fake rally.

01:00:16.000 Antifa went there hysterical, like they did when they beat up those Marines because they thought Proud Boys were celebrating the synagogue shooting.

01:00:25.000 And no Proud Boys came.

01:00:27.000 So Antifa ended up beating each other up and wrecking Philadelphia.

01:00:31.000 And then they had their real rally.

01:00:33.000 And Antifa said, not falling for it this time.

01:00:36.000 Fool me once, shame on you.

01:00:38.000 Fool me twice, shame on me.

01:00:40.000 And then as George W. Bush said, fool me three times, won't get fooled again.

01:00:46.000 Nah.

01:00:50.000 I was listening to the small faces this weekend, and it's amazing how similar they sound to early Who.

01:00:56.000 I think the Who wrote them off.

01:00:57.000 Anyway.

01:01:00.000 So then Philly had this fantastic rally that was the real one.

01:01:06.000 And Antifa didn't go to it.

01:01:07.000 There was about 100 of them walking all over Philadelphia with American flags.

01:01:11.000 So Fred Perry is obviously flummoxed because we chose Fred Perry's as the shirt.

01:01:17.000 They tried to make it racist, blah, blah, blah.

01:01:19.000 So Fred Perry has now stopped shipping the black and gold shirt to Canada and America.

01:01:27.000 Are they aware that there's a massive membership in Britain and Australia, Japan?

01:01:36.000 They will cease.

01:01:36.000 I love this cease.

01:01:38.000 Sherilyn Eiffel, she's a black activist, NAACP type.

01:01:42.000 They will cease selling their shirts in North America beginning this month rather than allow it to be co-opted by the quote-unquote proud boys.

01:01:50.000 Well done, Fred Perry.

01:01:52.000 So they have this big statement and they say when we started in the 50s, we were dedicated to inclusivity and diversity.

01:01:58.000 And that's just a lie.

01:02:00.000 The 50s in Britain, they didn't know what diversity was.

01:02:03.000 Maybe in the 70s with the Jamaican invasion, you could argue that they started to be aware of it.

01:02:10.000 And then you had ska music and that great blend of Jamaican and British culture.

01:02:13.000 But the 50s, no.

01:02:15.000 It was classism.

01:02:16.000 Fred Perry was a working-class guy, a working-class tennis player who managed to infiltrate the aristocrats.

01:02:23.000 And that's what I liked about the shirt.

01:02:24.000 That's why I chose it.

01:02:25.000 It reminded me of the Mods, who were proud of their heritage.

01:02:29.000 Proud of Britain.

01:02:31.000 Cease.

01:02:33.000 And then the left kept using that at me and at Proud Boy's like, so, how do you feel about Fred Perry not even liking you?

01:02:41.000 Oh my God.

01:02:43.000 Does Jay Crew like me?

01:02:45.000 Does Levi's like me?

01:02:46.000 Does Chuck Taylor like me?

01:02:48.000 What about Haines?

01:02:50.000 What about Haines?

01:02:51.000 Does Haines like me?

01:02:53.000 Does my Ralph Loren belt like me or does it hate me?

01:02:59.000 I'm pretty preppy, huh?

01:03:00.000 I'm going to have to start wearing Perielis like Kumio always wearing their Perielis shirts.

01:03:06.000 He goes, Cumio says, it started as a joke.

01:03:09.000 They were just wearing Perielis shirts.

01:03:11.000 And then it got all serious.

01:03:13.000 No, look at this rally we just had.

01:03:16.000 Was that serious to you?

01:03:18.000 It was a joke.

01:03:20.000 It's a joke.

01:03:21.000 No, it wasn't a joke, but it was set up as this big war against Antifa.

01:03:26.000 And then they just had an awesome barbecue, sang some songs, prayed, did some USA chants, and went home peacefully.

01:03:33.000 It's not a joke.

01:03:35.000 Meanwhile, the governor of Oregon declared a state of emergency.

01:03:39.000 You know what that does?

01:03:40.000 That empowers the cops.

01:03:43.000 You're welcome.

01:03:45.000 So if you look at 2.9, cops started kicking ass.

01:03:49.000 And I think they started kicking ass in Seattle, which is obviously in Washington.

01:03:53.000 But I think they were empowered by this rally.

01:03:56.000 So in Oregon, they were literally empowered because it was a state of emergency.

01:04:00.000 But I think in Washington, they said, you know what?

01:04:02.000 We do have support.

01:04:04.000 Fuck these people.

01:04:05.000 Enough is enough.

01:04:10.000 See them scream.

01:04:14.000 What are you doing?

01:04:16.000 I wrote press on my hat.

01:04:20.000 You can't shove me.

01:04:21.000 I have a special force field because I wrote the word press on a piece of duct tape.

01:04:34.000 Get out of my way, dick.

01:04:37.000 I'm not falling for your stupid press.

01:04:44.000 And what's 3-0?

01:04:47.000 You're kicking ass again, too.

01:04:52.000 Does it say what city this is?

01:04:55.000 Portland?

01:04:56.000 Yeah, that's Portland.

01:04:57.000 Look at this.

01:04:58.000 You're supposed to not like this guy.

01:05:01.000 He's pushing to the north.

01:05:03.000 You're the movie!

01:05:04.000 Do you want to see me?

01:05:06.000 With anything you don't understand!

01:05:08.000 Oh no, I fell.

01:05:09.000 Did she fall on purpose?

01:05:11.000 Yes.

01:05:11.000 That's why she was getting so close to him.

01:05:14.000 And then look at the white woman.

01:05:16.000 God.

01:05:17.000 I've never seen anyone fall.

01:05:20.000 You fell from over five feet.

01:05:22.000 Let me get some pictures.

01:05:25.000 And that's a bush.

01:05:26.000 Yeah.

01:05:30.000 They're blocking traffic.

01:05:32.000 And look, they won't get out of their face.

01:05:34.000 Get the fuck out of my face.

01:05:40.000 See, this is the beauty.

01:05:41.000 So we had a barbecue.

01:05:43.000 It led to a state of emergency, not the summer of love.

01:05:46.000 The cops got to do their jobs, and everyone had fun.

01:05:50.000 Biggs, one of the masterminds.

01:05:52.000 Just kind of shine a light on what's happening out here.

01:05:55.000 Yeah, that's really good.

01:05:56.000 He did it like a perfect statement.

01:05:58.000 It's about two minutes long, but...

01:06:00.000 Some of my people, there's a lot of bad shit that's been going on.

01:06:02.000 It's been 100 plus days of violence and riots, assaulting police officers, killing people, executing people.

01:06:11.000 We don't like people.

01:06:13.000 I want everyone to learn how to get along.

01:06:15.000 And like today, as much as I do not like people, I don't want any of those guys to get hurt.

01:06:20.000 I want everyone to be able to get along.

01:06:22.000 I disagree with them.

01:06:24.000 We should be able to disagree and keep our hands hurt.

01:06:28.000 And we shouldn't.

01:06:29.000 Okay, you get the idea.

01:06:31.000 We allowed to get through today.

01:06:32.000 Then he pulled it through at the end.

01:06:33.000 He was like, but if they come through, we'll fuck them up.

01:06:35.000 Yeah.

01:06:36.000 Well, they did.

01:06:37.000 Yeah.

01:06:37.000 Some of them show.

01:06:38.000 And there's this whole, this hiding behind the press thing is old.

01:06:42.000 And it's not working, guys.

01:06:43.000 So you can't stop saying you're a reporter.

01:06:45.000 And by the way, you're the ones that kick the shit out of reporters.

01:06:49.000 Remember at my talk when you got away with beating the crap out of that dude and took his equipment and you got zero charges?

01:06:55.000 So don't pretend that you care about free press and free speech.

01:06:59.000 You're fascist, which goes back to my Satan thing.

01:07:02.000 Like they're calling people fascists as they silence them.

01:07:05.000 And the media is complicit in this.

01:07:07.000 Proud Boys get all the bad press that Antifa and BLM deserve.

01:07:10.000 Beautifully put.

01:07:12.000 And then Elijah Riot said this a while ago in August.

01:07:15.000 With all the violence clearly instigated by BLM and Antifa, I think the entire establishment right wing and politicians owe an apology to the Proud Boys for slandering them in accordance with corporate media lies that they were the violent ones.

01:07:27.000 I mean, the evidence is clear.

01:07:29.000 In the future, Elijah, you put a comma after, I mean.

01:07:33.000 So it was a top topic trending.

01:07:35.000 Oh, this was interesting.

01:07:36.000 A death threat.

01:07:39.000 I'm only two states away, and if you truly pull through with the rally, I promise it will end very badly for you.

01:07:44.000 I'm not involved with Portland anti-fascists, so I will have absolutely no problem doing what I need to do to end your terror.

01:07:51.000 If you want another J, then go ahead and show up and see what the consequences hold.

01:07:55.000 You will not leave Portland without severe casualties.

01:07:58.000 I promise you, I have plans to end this all.

01:08:01.000 I can't wait to put a bullet through each and every one of your dense skulls.

01:08:05.000 Keep fucking around and you'll find out.

01:08:09.000 I hate cops 1312.

01:08:11.000 Pretty hardcore.

01:08:12.000 So I believe they contacted the authorities about that guy.

01:08:15.000 But look at the...

01:08:17.000 So the two topics were Amy Coney Barrett, who is Scalia in a dress, Scallia in a dress.

01:08:25.000 And then People of Praise.

01:08:26.000 That's the Catholic group she's part of.

01:08:29.000 And they're trying to say that it's a fucked up handmaid's tale cult, which isn't really sticking because America's probably 65% Christian.

01:08:39.000 And then the next two topics were Proud Boys.

01:08:42.000 Proud Boys was number one for a while.

01:08:43.000 Not the top top.

01:08:45.000 It was the top top for a while.

01:08:46.000 Oh, really?

01:08:46.000 So Biggs parlored that.

01:08:47.000 Yeah, he's like, number one in America right now.

01:08:49.000 Trending.

01:08:50.000 Holy Toledo.

01:08:51.000 Yeah.

01:08:54.000 What's that pick of Philly rally?

01:08:56.000 Oh, yeah, we're sort of jumping around here.

01:08:58.000 Right here, right?

01:08:58.000 Yeah, that's the rally in Philly I told you about.

01:09:01.000 Where they did the fake one and Tifa fell for it and then they did the real one.

01:09:05.000 Dude, I hate when proud boys do this.

01:09:08.000 Do not have a three patch on your jacket, especially if you're riding a motorcycle.

01:09:13.000 We don't need beef with Mongols or pagans or whoever's in control of Philly, hell's angels.

01:09:18.000 You can't have a bottom rocker.

01:09:19.000 Oh.

01:09:20.000 You can only have two.

01:09:21.000 Oh, no.

01:09:22.000 Oh, okay.

01:09:22.000 Gotcha.

01:09:24.000 So that's not good.

01:09:26.000 Is that a thing we learned from Maddie?

01:09:27.000 No.

01:09:28.000 Gotcha.

01:09:30.000 Rallying Port.

01:09:34.000 So let's look at some of the beta cucks who cover it.

01:09:37.000 There's two types of press in Seattle and Portland.

01:09:42.000 Two, there is the fake Antifa guys who just write press on their thing and then they put it up on Instagram and that's their news source.

01:09:49.000 And then there's the actual journalists who are just also Antifa.

01:09:53.000 So it's shitty Antifa and slightly more legitimized Antifa.

01:09:59.000 This guy 3-1, Carrie Harwin, really irritating dude.

01:10:05.000 And he said, he was covering it and talking about, I think there was one live streamer that was in their face and some proud boy shoved him and kicked him.

01:10:11.000 And so that became their story.

01:10:12.000 Violence erupts.

01:10:14.000 They're being investigated.

01:10:16.000 But this one at the bottom really pissed me off.

01:10:19.000 I may not believe in my Judaism, but that has not traditionally been a distinction of great interest to Nazis.

01:10:26.000 Maybe 80 years ago in Germany, the German army considered you Jewish, whether you practiced or not.

01:10:33.000 Don't worry about the German army's policy 80 years ago, my friend.

01:10:37.000 As of today, you are not Jewish if you don't believe in God.

01:10:41.000 Got it?

01:10:44.000 All the lies from the PBA are one thing, but weird anti-Semitic conspiracy theories about the democratically elected DA is next level.

01:10:52.000 And then a millimeter later, and who cares if he did take Soros' money?

01:10:58.000 So there's so much to unpack, as they say.

01:11:03.000 But there's another tweet, by the way, he says he's at the rally.

01:11:05.000 That's how I ended up on that one, where he goes, I've never been so aware of my Jewishness surrounded by all these patriots.

01:11:10.000 What?

01:11:12.000 But in that one, he's saying, Soros paid for these DA.

01:11:15.000 Yeah, Newt Gingrich brought this up.

01:11:17.000 Oh, here we go.

01:11:18.000 I've never felt more acutely aware of being Jewish in my entire life than surrounded by long guns, MAGA hats, and American flags at a Western chauvinist rally.

01:11:26.000 By the way, Jews are part of the West, my friend.

01:11:29.000 You helped Create the modern world.

01:11:31.000 Welcome aboard.

01:11:33.000 Heard one guy say he flew from Florida just to be at that freedom extravaganza, and that's a threat to Jews, how?

01:11:41.000 But so that's just a ridiculous concept.

01:11:44.000 It's probably why I got Zeke Heiled on the weekend because these secular Jews, these ginos, assume that anyone who likes Trump wants to start concentration camps, which is just mental patient level insanity.

01:11:57.000 And the other thing that bothers me is George Soros is not Jewish.

01:12:02.000 His father was an atheist.

01:12:05.000 He's second generation atheist.

01:12:07.000 If you don't believe in God, you can't be a member of a religion.

01:12:10.000 You're not a Muslim if you're an atheist.

01:12:12.000 You're not a Christian if you're an atheist.

01:12:14.000 Sorry.

01:12:16.000 So yes, you can criticize Soros all the live-long day, and you should.

01:12:21.000 And it has nothing to do with Judaism.

01:12:23.000 And the Proud Boys gathering have nothing to do with this fucking loser saying he feels unsafe when he sees American flags.

01:12:32.000 This goes back to that guy playing pool.

01:12:34.000 I feel unsafe.

01:12:35.000 And they also think it's nothing to be embarrassed of, too.

01:12:38.000 Like, if I felt unsafe around bikers, I would not tell anyone that.

01:12:43.000 Oh, my God, there's bikers everywhere.

01:12:45.000 We got to get out of here.

01:12:47.000 Hey, I feel unsafe around bikers.

01:12:49.000 Ooh, cool.

01:12:52.000 What's 3-2?

01:12:54.000 Hey.

01:12:55.000 You're cool.

01:12:58.000 She looks like a weird sloth.

01:13:00.000 Oh, sloth, sure.

01:13:03.000 What's 3-2?

01:13:06.000 More that Carrie, what's his name?

01:13:08.000 Yes, Carrie Harwin.

01:13:11.000 Yeah, we already did that one.

01:13:12.000 Let's do 3-3.

01:13:15.000 Alright, have you already done 3-3?

01:13:17.000 Look how weak he is.

01:13:19.000 He usually hides his face, but you can imagine what he looks like.

01:13:22.000 Oh yeah, look at this.

01:13:23.000 This is after RBG died.

01:13:24.000 Legit have to put a pause on all podcasts that have any chance whatsoever of touching on SCOTUS.

01:13:30.000 I've got no Xanax, and I don't have space in my life for a panic attack right now.

01:13:34.000 News alerts on mute.

01:13:38.000 What a weakling.

01:13:39.000 Oh.

01:13:41.000 You know the thing that keeps popping up?

01:13:43.000 This guy keeps commenting on all of his stuff, telling his story.

01:13:46.000 And he makes this big deal about being pushed by the police.

01:13:49.000 And thank God he was wearing a helmet.

01:13:51.000 And a push like that, he could have landed on his ass, back, and helmeted head.

01:13:55.000 He was dazed.

01:13:57.000 He had body armor.

01:13:58.000 And that could hurt.

01:13:59.000 Look at all this is from because being pushed.

01:14:02.000 Like, think of high school.

01:14:04.000 High school in the 80s, you would laugh if you got shoved.

01:14:08.000 We used to play a game where we punch each other in the balls.

01:14:10.000 Like it's a jackass thing.

01:14:12.000 I used to go to meetings with Johnny Knoxville, and all of the jackass dudes are at MTV in the hallway standing like this.

01:14:18.000 100% of the time.

01:14:20.000 If they're standing around each other, they're like this to protect a ball flick.

01:14:23.000 Those hurt.

01:14:24.000 Shoving, you just laugh.

01:14:26.000 We used to do a thing where we would, some of the nerds would sit in the hallways at lunchtime by their lockers and do their homework or something.

01:14:33.000 So they were in the hallway.

01:14:35.000 So you'd walk next to your buddy, and then you'd size it up and wait until he was right near the nerd, and then just go.

01:14:41.000 And you'd ram your friend into the nerd.

01:14:44.000 They would go toppling over, knock all the papers everywhere.

01:14:47.000 And they'd think it was him.

01:14:48.000 You'd laugh your head off.

01:14:50.000 And you're not to blame.

01:14:51.000 I was shoved a man in the hallway.

01:14:52.000 I was doing my homework.

01:14:54.000 And all I was wearing was a helmet and bonny.

01:14:56.000 So this is another brutal pussy, Zane Sparling.

01:15:00.000 Click on his face.

01:15:01.000 You've got to see this.

01:15:02.000 The people who are offended by masculinity.

01:15:05.000 Look at him.

01:15:06.000 You could just pick him up with one hand.

01:15:08.000 He's an action figure.

01:15:10.000 You could just pick him up and go, whoop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

01:15:13.000 Throw him in the garbage.

01:15:14.000 Where's Zane?

01:15:15.000 Oh, I threw him in the garbage.

01:15:16.000 Sorry, did you still want him?

01:15:17.000 Yes.

01:15:19.000 He's a human being.

01:15:20.000 Go get him.

01:15:20.000 Sorry.

01:15:21.000 Sorry.

01:15:21.000 Jesus.

01:15:22.000 I put him in the recycling.

01:15:23.000 Yeah, here's your Zane.

01:15:25.000 I'll put him in one of Ryan's three garbages.

01:15:28.000 The small counter one, yeah.

01:15:30.000 Yeah, they were hoping none would show up, but it was about 500 people.

01:15:37.000 Hell yeah.

01:15:40.000 That's an insult, by the way.

01:15:41.000 Eddie Block was there.

01:15:42.000 He had his...

01:15:43.000 In camo listening to classic rock.

01:15:45.000 Really?

01:15:46.000 Yeah, that's him being condescending.

01:15:48.000 What does he listen to?

01:15:49.000 I don't know.

01:15:50.000 The sounds of like Vampire Weekend.

01:15:55.000 You know, Eddie Block, right?

01:15:56.000 The guy in the wheelchair?

01:15:57.000 Yeah, he got his wheelchair destroyed.

01:15:59.000 Like, somebody tried to push it down the stairs.

01:16:01.000 Into a pool, actually, but then it fell down the stairs.

01:16:03.000 But he was there.

01:16:04.000 Oh, at Westfest?

01:16:06.000 No, this was, I think.

01:16:08.000 Did the person who wrecked his wheelchair, were they joking around or were they Antifa types?

01:16:11.000 They were Antifa types.

01:16:12.000 BLM Antifa types.

01:16:14.000 I think he's got footage of that, so that'll be.

01:16:15.000 So they tried to murder him.

01:16:17.000 Basically.

01:16:17.000 Someone's on a wheelchair and pushed in the pool.

01:16:19.000 That's murder.

01:16:20.000 Right.

01:16:20.000 But how was he near Antifa by a pool?

01:16:24.000 We'll figure out soon.

01:16:25.000 If you go to Eddie Block on his YouTube, he'll be releasing that soon.

01:16:29.000 He's got a 360 camera.

01:16:32.000 So I'm pretty sure eventually...

01:16:35.000 To be honest, he's a little slow with the uploads, but he's got it on his plate.

01:16:39.000 Okay, that's a great story.

01:16:41.000 People keep sending me this Proud Boy's lawsuit.

01:16:43.000 Apparently, Alan Sweeney is getting sued for pepper spraying someone.

01:16:49.000 This is 3.5.

01:16:50.000 Alan Sweeney's not a Proud Boy.

01:16:52.000 He's a weirdo who just loves to LARP and go to rallies.

01:17:00.000 So that's irrelevant.

01:17:03.000 But there is an Antifa lawsuit.

01:17:05.000 Oh, look at that beta male.

01:17:07.000 Go back.

01:17:08.000 You're going to see a pattern with these reporters.

01:17:14.000 They just want...

01:17:15.000 They hate Proud Boys because Proud Boys represent masculinity, and they want masculinity to suffer because they don't have any.

01:17:22.000 So they want it.

01:17:23.000 Look at him.

01:17:24.000 Look at his thinning little hat.

01:17:30.000 But yeah, this lawsuit looks much more legit.

01:17:33.000 They're suing anti-fash Gordon, who, as we all know, is Christian.

01:17:38.000 What's his last name?

01:17:42.000 Christian Exu.

01:17:45.000 Zoom in on that name?

01:17:47.000 I always get it wrong.

01:17:47.000 No, no, Exu, yeah.

01:17:49.000 Just blow up the whole page, shithead.

01:17:53.000 Go up now.

01:17:54.000 I can't see anything.

01:17:56.000 Exu?

01:17:57.000 What kind of name is Exu?

01:17:59.000 That's probably some weird Hungarian name that at Ellis Island they said you can't.

01:18:05.000 We're just gonna make you Exu.

01:18:07.000 But it's not my last name.

01:18:09.000 Well, it is now, bitch.

01:18:10.000 Next.

01:18:11.000 Uh, last name.

01:18:15.000 name.

01:18:16.000 Oh, I'm off the internet.

01:18:17.000 Look up Exu last name.

01:18:18.000 Computer.

01:18:20.000 What last name is Exu?

01:18:24.000 What last name is Exu?

01:18:26.000 Sorry.

01:18:27.000 I don't know that one.

01:18:28.000 You are fucking.

01:18:30.000 Just type in Exu last name.

01:18:42.000 Trace back to Britain and Ireland.

01:18:44.000 Huh.

01:18:44.000 I never heard of it.

01:18:46.000 Anyway, he's being sued.

01:18:47.000 Oh, what?

01:18:48.000 Or Ohio.

01:18:49.000 Because he terrorized this guy for putting up It's Okay to Be White posters and the employer.

01:18:57.000 So now the guy and the employer are suing, right?

01:19:02.000 Wait a minute, go up, go up.

01:19:04.000 Christian Nexu is named in a federal civil lawsuit by Daniel Danbly.

01:19:07.000 His employer, Danbly's former employer, and Twitter are also named.

01:19:12.000 Oh, so I think he's suing his former employer.

01:19:18.000 Is that it?

01:19:19.000 Blow that up?

01:19:20.000 Let's click on that.

01:19:21.000 Oh, no, then it just shows the complaint, which is really long.

01:19:24.000 So I'm not sure if he's suing his employer or his employer is helping sue anti-fashion.

01:19:28.000 Probably he's suing his employer and anti-fashion for like $1.5 million.

01:19:31.000 And again, don't get your hopes up that this guy will be bankrupted, but now we all know who anti-fash Gordon is.

01:19:38.000 The guy wrecking people's lives.

01:19:42.000 Because they're fascists, according to him.

01:19:46.000 Also in the news, that U-Haul we caught.

01:19:52.000 Go to 3-7.

01:19:53.000 So there's this bail project that seems to be ugly Jewish women getting people out of jail.

01:19:58.000 And it ends with this one they put on the front lines.

01:20:01.000 She's the one who has to rent the U-Haul and fill it up with signs and stuff.

01:20:07.000 Distributing shields and weapons to Louisville rioters.

01:20:10.000 Returned to Holly Zuler.

01:20:12.000 So they found who rented the U-Haul and who filled it up with all that shit.

01:20:20.000 Go to 3-9 and see who they are.

01:20:26.000 This isn't good for anti-Semitism.

01:20:29.000 Ladies, you're making your religion look really bad.

01:20:32.000 So the Bail Project is Robin Steinberg, Joanna Steinberg, this hideous troll, Molly Krauss-Steinmitz, and then, of course, Holly Zoller.

01:20:43.000 What kind of last name is Zoller?

01:20:46.000 Is that Jewish?

01:20:47.000 I think so.

01:20:48.000 Look it up.

01:20:49.000 Just go Zoller, last name.

01:20:59.000 Yeah, Jewish.

01:21:03.000 I bet Ron Coleman is watching this going, guys, can you not be so have all Jews so closely linked to or have the lawyers linked to Natifa be so predominantly Jewish?

01:21:13.000 It's not a good look.

01:21:14.000 Anyway, so they called Holly.

01:21:19.000 We do not advocate any of the comments shown on that picture as well.

01:21:22.000 3-8.

01:21:25.000 They called her up.

01:21:26.000 Or they duped her into calling them as U-Haul.

01:21:30.000 So Leah Short, Christina Geraldo, Sarah Schneider.

01:21:36.000 She's reading the names of people who have rented U-Hauls, and she says, I shouldn't have this list.

01:21:40.000 377.

01:21:41.000 I don't know if you know any of these numbers, but the call log sheet of people who have talked to me today is like it says, scheduling text message was successfully sent to this phone number.

01:21:57.000 Pick up date on this time.

01:21:59.000 Customer was texted a customer confirm access link.

01:22:03.000 Customer called in, stating he saw someone driving this equipment and are rioting and property damage.

01:22:10.000 Not true.

01:22:11.000 That's absolutely not true.

01:22:13.000 Hundreds of Twitter posts about this customer renting a contract using the rental under this number used to protest illegally.

01:22:21.000 Not true.

01:22:21.000 We handed out supplies.

01:22:22.000 That's it.

01:22:23.000 So you handed out supplies and that was it?

01:22:26.000 Yes.

01:22:27.000 What kind of supplies were they, Holly?

01:22:30.000 Umbrellas, water, masks, goggles.

01:22:37.000 Nice.

01:22:38.000 Hollywood.

01:22:39.000 From what I've seen, people have been sending us, and we've been getting absolutely flooded Holly with calls.

01:22:44.000 We saw signs of people saying, abolish the police, defund the police, defund the police.

01:22:49.000 That's my First Amendment right.

01:22:51.000 Yeah.

01:22:51.000 What does it matter when I vote on a sign?

01:22:53.000 I get it.

01:22:54.000 I'm not saying you're in trouble.

01:22:55.000 I just want to make sure we're kind of clear because we have no clue what's going on.

01:22:59.000 I'm sure you have no clue what's going on.

01:23:00.000 It's your First Amendment right to peacefully protest.

01:23:03.000 And once again, that's peaceful.

01:23:05.000 I just drove a U-Haul truck and dropped items off.

01:23:09.000 You just drove a U-Haul truck and dropped items off, Polly?

01:23:13.000 Excuse me?

01:23:14.000 No, I'm saying, is that what you?

01:23:15.000 No, I didn't hear you breaking up.

01:23:17.000 Is that what you just said?

01:23:22.000 Polly.

01:23:23.000 She just realized she confessed to not just renting the U-Haul, but driving it there.

01:23:27.000 So she's like this right now going, hey, it's bad if I say that I drove it, right?

01:23:32.000 And the lawyer's going, shut the fuck up.

01:23:34.000 Holly, are you there?

01:23:36.000 Doing.

01:23:37.000 Hang on.

01:23:41.000 And she's like, do you...

01:23:43.000 How do you know?

01:23:44.000 How do you know it's you all?

01:23:47.000 Are we good?

01:23:50.000 Get back.

01:23:51.000 I just won't say that.

01:23:53.000 He's right now he's going.

01:23:56.000 You're a lawyer, Holly.

01:23:58.000 Holly, did I lose you?

01:24:00.000 I'm sorry.

01:24:01.000 You're going to have to talk to my lawyer.

01:24:03.000 I'm going to have to talk to your lawyer.

01:24:05.000 Yeah, I just, I'm not.

01:24:06.000 I'm not going to answer any more questions.

01:24:08.000 Yeah, you're not in trouble.

01:24:09.000 I'm not the law enforcement.

01:24:10.000 Like, we're not, I'm nothing to do with them.

01:24:12.000 I'm just calling on behalf of you, Haw because we have no clue what's going on.

01:24:15.000 I mean, you're not in trouble with us.

01:24:17.000 Like, if you were, like you said, you're dropping off supplies, we're just completely, you know.

01:24:21.000 It doesn't make any sense that all these people got my name because there's like, and they have, like, they're, they're tweeting your guys' Internal call logs.

01:24:32.000 Like, it seems like somebody from U-Haul is giving them this information.

01:24:37.000 And I'm going to tell you, that's a really big problem.

01:24:42.000 Yeah, I'm not sure on that.

01:24:43.000 I mean, I literally am holding in my hand a screenshot of y'all's call logs.

01:24:47.000 Y'all's like your employees' call logs.

01:24:52.000 And what they said when they talked to me.

01:24:56.000 This is a huge breach of security.

01:24:58.000 This is a huge breach of security.

01:25:00.000 I'm not going to comment on that.

01:25:01.000 I have no clue what happened on that employee's front.

01:25:03.000 I'm just trying to get a grasp of what happened on that front.

01:25:05.000 I have five different employees who talked to me.

01:25:07.000 Yeah.

01:25:09.000 Yes, Christina Short.

01:25:10.000 Christina Geraldo.

01:25:12.000 Who are all these people?

01:25:13.000 These people entered stuff that now is all over the internet.

01:25:18.000 I mean, didn't you take that risk by going out there with the U-Haul truck and passing out supplies to protesters?

01:25:24.000 No.

01:25:26.000 I mean, I would assume that you're not going to be able to do that.

01:25:27.000 I want to keep going about a breach of security and a breach of security.

01:25:30.000 Why would you do that?

01:25:32.000 Yeah, I have no clue, Holly.

01:25:33.000 I have no clue.

01:25:34.000 Yeah, I mean, do you have a supervisor I can talk to you?

01:25:38.000 I'll be honest.

01:25:39.000 I'm not with you, Hall, but I do wish you well.

01:25:41.000 I know Insiding Rights is a federal crime, Holly.

01:25:44.000 I do wish you well, and I hope you have night's rest of sleep.

01:25:47.000 Like, just take care, Holly, okay?

01:25:49.000 I love you.

01:25:53.000 That was awesome.

01:25:57.000 I heard she blew a kiss back.

01:25:59.000 I guess he just blew a kiss.

01:26:01.000 Okay.

01:26:01.000 Yeah, I don't know if it works the other way.

01:26:03.000 How long have we been chatting for?

01:26:05.000 Oh, an hour?

01:26:07.000 About an hour, third.

01:26:08.000 All right, let's get down to some fucking mail, boys.

01:26:11.000 That's a good-ass idea.

01:26:14.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:26:18.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.

01:26:24.000 Let me touch it.

01:26:31.000 Mail.

01:26:32.000 Ready?

01:26:32.000 Yes.

01:26:34.000 Hey, Gav, I have to question this narrative about the career-ending video.

01:26:38.000 He's talking about Billy Squire.

01:26:39.000 I'm a few years older than you, and I managed record stores back in the day.

01:26:42.000 I saw Billy Live several times around this period.

01:26:44.000 As cringeworthy as that video is, especially today, at the time I don't recall anyone discussing it much.

01:26:50.000 That song was actually his highest-charting song.

01:26:53.000 I think his decline was due more to changing times and not putting out the greatest music after that.

01:26:58.000 Anyway, always sounded like someone's some speculation and has since been portrayed as fact.

01:27:03.000 All right, let's look up Billy Squire Ended Career One Video Dance.

01:27:14.000 Billy Squire's disastrous career-killing move comes up.

01:27:19.000 How Rock Me Tonight ruined Billy Squire's career.

01:27:22.000 Billy Squire's career-killing video.

01:27:24.000 Did the Rock Me Tonight video destroy Billy Squire's career?

01:27:28.000 It's a pretty mainstream theory, my friend.

01:27:31.000 But the fact that you don't believe it, I don't think is a big deal.

01:27:36.000 Mr. Lewis, what are you doing?

01:27:39.000 Why the hollow noise you're making?

01:27:41.000 Three in the morning!

01:27:42.000 What are you up in three in the morning for?

01:27:44.000 I got a cable problem in the morning.

01:27:46.000 What the hell is this?

01:27:46.000 Mr. Lewis, we're getting ready for a big squint show.

01:27:49.000 This is the Billy Squire dance.

01:27:51.000 It's not Exquire cable.

01:27:52.000 It's not.

01:27:53.000 No, it's not.

01:27:59.000 9-12, what's your white emergency?

01:28:01.000 This is from Noah.

01:28:02.000 This is one of the cringiest things I've seen in a while.

01:28:04.000 It's a parody video featuring celebs like Sarah Silverman and Camus Bell, highlighting the epidemic of racist white people calling 9-11 on blacks.

01:28:13.000 9-1-1, what's your emergency?

01:28:14.000 Hello.

01:28:15.000 I am being threatened by an African-American man, and he's near me and my dog, and I feel very unsafe with you.

01:28:22.000 Please.

01:28:25.000 A. A woman was stabbed.

01:28:28.000 A young girl was stabbed to death in a park about three blocks from Central Park, about two weeks before the Karen incident happened.

01:28:40.000 B. He said to her, I carry treats with me, and either you leash your dog or I'm going to give him a treat and you're not going to like that.

01:28:50.000 Thereby implying that he was going to poison her dog.

01:28:57.000 Three, she called him African American.

01:29:00.000 That's not a racist term.

01:29:04.000 She was called Karen.

01:29:05.000 That's used to describe white women.

01:29:07.000 That is a racist term.

01:29:09.000 So, with all that context, yes, that was unfortunate that she used his race in the police complaint.

01:29:16.000 It's not indicative of a pattern.

01:29:17.000 The only pattern here is black crime is rampant and totally, disproportionately more than they are represented in the population.

01:29:27.000 14%.

01:29:29.000 50% of the violent crimes.

01:29:32.000 And it's not even 14%.

01:29:33.000 It's like black males between the ages of, say, 14 to 30.

01:29:38.000 What percentage of the population is that?

01:29:40.000 Right?

01:29:41.000 That's probably seven.

01:29:42.000 It's probably like two or three.

01:29:43.000 So you have two or three percent of the population represented in 50% of the nation's violent crime.

01:29:49.000 Can you do a funny video about that, Sarah?

01:29:52.000 Are you a white woman, ma'am?

01:29:54.000 Yes, I am.

01:29:55.000 And this man, who is African American, scaring us.

01:29:59.000 Hold on, I'm transferring your call.

01:30:05.000 912 white emergency response.

01:30:08.000 All right, ma'am.

01:30:08.000 Karen, is it?

01:30:10.000 Yes, how did you know?

01:30:11.000 Try to remain calm, Karen.

01:30:13.000 Just stay on the line, and I'm going to help you.

01:30:15.000 First of all, is your dog on the leash?

01:30:17.000 Put the fucking dog on the leash.

01:30:19.000 Now, Karen, there's a long history of white women making false accusations against black men.

01:30:25.000 These are the new targets for the left.

01:30:27.000 Where does Sarah's hairline begin?

01:30:30.000 Where does it begin?

01:30:30.000 Where does it end?

01:30:32.000 There's just so much stray hair.

01:30:34.000 She's so sfartzy.

01:30:38.000 Sephardic.

01:30:39.000 Gavin, you've probably seen this film in series.

01:30:41.000 If not, give it a look.

01:30:42.000 Also get Rygai to watch them.

01:30:43.000 He might enjoy them.

01:30:44.000 This is England, the complete TV series.

01:30:47.000 Shane Meadow presents.

01:30:48.000 Yes, we are very familiar with that fantastic movie and show.

01:30:54.000 Lots of Fred Perry's in that.

01:30:56.000 Great song by The Clash, too.

01:30:59.000 I had this poster in my workshop for the longest time.

01:31:02.000 That song rolls.

01:31:04.000 That's your go-to karaoke song, basically.

01:31:07.000 Yeah, that album bombed, by the way, cut the crap.

01:31:11.000 Didn't go anywhere.

01:31:12.000 Because Mick Jones was kicked out and it put a bad taste in everyone's mouth, but it was a great album.

01:31:16.000 That's when he started the electronic band?

01:31:19.000 Fred Perry, Stop Selling Your Shirts.

01:31:21.000 Yes, we're aware of that.

01:31:22.000 Oh, they're making it look like he's Zeke Highland.

01:31:24.000 Yeah.

01:31:26.000 Look at that angle.

01:31:28.000 Wow.

01:31:29.000 And of course, no black people in the photo.

01:31:31.000 Clearly holding a coin.

01:31:32.000 Hey, there's Paul in the background, right?

01:31:34.000 And that guy, I think everyone calls Boomer.

01:31:36.000 And then there's Jacob Angles.

01:31:38.000 I don't see the Boomer.

01:31:39.000 Yep.

01:31:40.000 Oh, cool.

01:31:44.000 This is sort of like Fred Perry stopping selling those shirts is just as ridiculous as when that loser said he's going to kill off Pepe.

01:31:53.000 Like it would work.

01:31:56.000 You're feckless, Fred Perry.

01:31:58.000 Feckless.

01:31:59.000 We know a guy, actually, that knows this Persian woman who owns this shop, this punk shop.

01:32:05.000 She has the creepers and all this other stuff.

01:32:07.000 And she can get them.

01:32:08.000 And so if anybody needs to...

01:32:10.000 Plus, they make bootlegs that say proud boys.

01:32:12.000 Right.

01:32:13.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:32:14.000 And they're really good.

01:32:15.000 I'm a 34-year-old rancher from North Texas.

01:32:17.000 I currently lease on about 1,760 acres that I run cattle on.

01:32:22.000 It's the best job on the planet.

01:32:23.000 But I'm constantly having to defend myself from all the misinformation that the MSN churns out about cattle ranchers.

01:32:29.000 Tell me about it, dude.

01:32:30.000 It often feels like nobody gives a shit about us and the struggles we go through to provide a premium protein for Americans.

01:32:37.000 Yeah, your job is feeding the country and all they do is shit on you and throw you in jail for arson.

01:32:43.000 Like that father-son couple that were doing brush fires to prevent forest fires.

01:32:48.000 No, you may not do that.

01:32:51.000 What, have you found it?

01:32:52.000 Kind of a good alternative.

01:32:54.000 No?

01:32:54.000 I think so?

01:32:56.000 We got champagne.

01:32:58.000 Okay, let's just do champagne then.

01:33:00.000 That's hilarious.

01:33:03.000 For example, here's a video of creepy globalist weirdo giant Tony Robbins telling half-retarded Mike Tyson a bunch of lies about the cattle industry that we should stop killing livestock and eat stem cell meat.

01:33:16.000 Starts at 5.55.

01:33:17.000 You know, like all the people you've ever worked with.

01:33:21.000 One of my friends, dear friends and partners in business, and I said, I want to feed a billion people sustainably because what I'm doing right now is by doing this for 10 years, we should ramp up and we should be able to provide 100 million every year after that of meals through feeding America.

01:33:36.000 That's why I set it up.

01:33:37.000 But I thought, there's a billion people around the world coming online that are starving.

01:33:42.000 It's insane.

01:33:43.000 What can I do?

01:33:44.000 So I put together a $20 million X Prize.

01:33:46.000 I put up the first million.

01:33:48.000 And then we haven't made the official announcement, so I can't tell you, but I got one other person put up $19 million.

01:33:53.000 And we have two $10 million prizes.

01:33:55.000 And one of them is, you know, you hear about the Green New Deal.

01:33:58.000 They talk about, you know, cows produce more flatulence.

01:34:01.000 Their methane gas is more than all airplanes and all cars combined.

01:34:04.000 And that's true.

01:34:05.000 But people aren't going to stop eating meat.

01:34:07.000 So I said, what if we did this?

01:34:08.000 What if we went and did a competition where you could eliminate, right now, 80% of the land on earth is used to feed cattle or grow cattle if you get rid of the ice caps, right?

01:34:18.000 Because no one grows anything then.

01:34:19.000 That's insane.

01:34:20.000 Crazy.

01:34:21.000 It's insane.

01:34:21.000 We're burning down the rainforest for it.

01:34:23.000 It takes water you got that's so valuable?

01:34:26.000 That water for one cow from the time it's born to the time it's butchered is an aircraft carrier water that they consume.

01:34:32.000 Fuck.

01:34:32.000 And then you have all the mad cow disease and all the elements like that and you have the pollution of the air.

01:34:37.000 So I said, I'm going to create the next prize.

01:34:39.000 20 million.

01:34:41.000 I don't know a lot about what he's saying, but it sounds like bullshit.

01:34:44.000 Tony's literally offering a $10 million bounty to put ranchers out of business.

01:34:48.000 I know the video is from last summer, but the anti-beef propaganda has only gotten worse.

01:34:51.000 Combine that with rock bottom sale barn prices, and it really makes a man question everything.

01:34:58.000 Catch you later on down the trail.

01:34:59.000 I'm rambling.

01:35:00.000 Oben Hanks.

01:35:03.000 Okay, this is fucking long.

01:35:05.000 I enjoy history and love watching videos which discuss clothing, which discuss I enjoy history and love watching videos that discuss clothing, culture, and norms of the past, especially reasonably well-researched ones.

01:35:16.000 The trend of historians, screw you, Colonial Williamsburg, another historical institution being radicalized, to mutilate history and even actual feminism by the disclaimer that begins at 123 is appalling.

01:35:33.000 They had a very different view of sex and gender than what we do today, and they used heavily gendered language in their books and articles.

01:35:40.000 I want to be clear that I want my channel to be an inclusive space for everyone.

01:35:44.000 And while I will do my best to use inclusive language in this video, my references used heavily gendered language.

01:35:50.000 Additionally, I wanted to say that while I use the terms female, woman, lady, etc.

01:35:55.000 in this video in part because of my references, I do not believe that only women have periods and you definitely do not need to have a period or a uterus to be considered a woman.

01:36:05.000 I fully believe that gender is a societal construct and that there are more than two genders in this world.

01:36:10.000 Because there are.

01:36:11.000 I hope you're a chick, by the way, person that sent in this letter.

01:36:14.000 Why are you watching period pieces about various dresses?

01:36:19.000 Also, I have no love, hey, bubble laugh for the blacklist.

01:36:23.000 I often watch this bullcrap show just to see inside liberal TV writers' mind and see what narrative.

01:36:29.000 I feel like all of this ridiculous shows, all of Hillary Sports must love this ridiculous show.

01:36:34.000 Let's look it up.

01:36:34.000 The blacklist?

01:36:36.000 I don't remember that.

01:36:39.000 Blacklist.

01:36:45.000 I don't watch Netflix anymore.

01:36:46.000 It's been ruined.

01:36:47.000 Blacklist is one word, genius.

01:36:50.000 Oh.

01:36:51.000 How do you not know that?

01:36:56.000 That guy's so annoying.

01:36:58.000 He's such a ham.

01:37:01.000 He was the hunk in 16 Candles or something, wasn't he?

01:37:05.000 James Spader?

01:37:06.000 Yeah.

01:37:07.000 He was Ultron also.

01:37:09.000 Do you have an appointment?

01:37:11.000 So what is this?

01:37:13.000 Are we looking for something specific?

01:37:14.000 No, no, I just...

01:37:15.000 That's the show she's talking about.

01:37:16.000 I can't look at that guy's face, though, so I can never.

01:37:20.000 Hey, Gavin, and no more, Mr. Rice Guy.

01:37:24.000 I was listening to the Bible on audio whilst.

01:37:27.000 While.

01:37:28.000 Don't say whilst.

01:37:31.000 While at work, and this portion caught my attention because it perfectly describes the current political climate.

01:37:37.000 Proverbs 1.10 to 19.

01:37:41.000 NLT version is simplistic enough.

01:37:44.000 And then I guess we have to go look that up.

01:37:49.000 That's actually a good way to end.

01:37:50.000 If sinful men entice you, do not stand to them.

01:37:54.000 If they say, come along with us, let's lie in wait for innocent blood.

01:37:57.000 Let's ambush some harmless soul.

01:37:58.000 Let's swallow them alive like the grave and whole, like those who go down to the pit.

01:38:02.000 We will get all sorts of valuable things and fill our houses with plunder.

01:38:06.000 Cast lots with us.

01:38:08.000 We will share the loot.

01:38:10.000 My son, do not go along with them.

01:38:13.000 Do not set foot on their paths, for their feet rush into evil.

01:38:17.000 They are swift to shed blood.

01:38:18.000 How useless to spread a net where every bird can see it.

01:38:22.000 These men lie in wait for their own blood.

01:38:24.000 They ambush only themselves.

01:38:26.000 Such are the paths of all who go after ill-gotten gain.

01:38:30.000 It takes away the life of those who get it.

01:38:32.000 Yeah, I'd go a little step further.

01:38:36.000 Don't just not go with them.

01:38:37.000 Attack.

01:38:39.000 Fight back.

01:38:48.000 Okay.

01:38:50.000 I think we're ready to watch the final video.

01:38:54.000 And that is...

01:38:56.000 Let's do...

01:39:00.000 Let's do 4-9.

01:39:01.000 No, let's do 5-5-0.

01:39:03.000 Okie-dokey.

01:39:07.000 Look at this fucking monster.

01:39:16.000 How is this possible?

01:39:20.000 Like, he's barely beginning now.

01:39:22.000 Still got another six feet to go.

01:39:31.000 Damn.

01:39:32.000 Isn't that fucking amazing?

01:39:33.000 I thought there was some kind of like spin to it.

01:39:35.000 No.

01:39:35.000 I thought he was going to go flying backwards.

01:39:37.000 I mean, it looks like 101% of what is physically possible by a human.

01:39:45.000 How can anyone possibly top this record?

01:39:47.000 Well, you can see the bar doesn't go much higher.

01:39:51.000 Right.

01:39:52.000 You can't raise the bar.

01:39:55.000 Very easy to limbo under, though.

01:39:58.000 Super, very easy.

01:40:02.000 This sport is loved by both the best pole vaulters in the world and the worst limbo players in the world.

01:40:09.000 Look at that.

01:40:09.000 This has all got to push.

01:40:10.000 I like how they use the new we are the champions, too.

01:40:12.000 This is it.

01:40:16.000 That is the anthem for champions.

01:40:20.000 Keep trying, folks.

01:40:21.000 Keep giving her.

01:40:22.000 Don't compare yourself to others.

01:40:24.000 Compare yourself to yourself.

01:40:26.000 Have I improved recently?

01:40:28.000 Am I getting better?

01:40:29.000 Am I delivering my full potential?

01:40:32.000 How high can I go?

01:40:33.000 How high can I jump?

01:40:35.000 How much can they raise the bar?

01:40:38.000 Don't let anyone stand in your way.

01:40:41.000 Now more than ever, we need you to be strong.

01:40:43.000 We need you to fight for what is right and not worry about what other people are thinking or saying.

01:40:49.000 Get fired.

01:40:50.000 Get in trouble.

01:40:51.000 Be brave.

01:40:53.000 And never stop fighting.

01:41:04.000 I miss him.

01:41:05.000 I wish that that bullet missed him.

01:41:06.000 But it didn't.

01:41:06.000 It since I've been living with him.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 28, 2020

S03E18 - 2020 IS AN IQ TEST [2020-09-28 - S03E18 - 2020 IS AN IQ TEST]

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