Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E25 - BIDEN IS DONE [2020-10-15 - S03E25

00:00:43.000 If you wait long enough, you can go from liberal to conservative without changing your views.

00:00:49.000 And if you wait even longer, all your favorite rock stars, all your favorite bands will become pedantic shitheads.

00:00:56.000 That was Bob Mould and his band Hoosker Doo from the album Zen Arcade, and that was Turn on the News.

00:01:02.000 One of the greatest albums of all time, recorded in a weekend.

00:01:06.000 And I remember in college, I would just have it on a cassette player on a loop, and I would listen to it, stay up all night, because I was always bad with deadlines, and writing some terrible essay.

00:01:16.000 And just that and The Minute Men, Double Nickel on a Dime.

00:01:21.000 You can just listen to those albums on a loop for infinity.

00:01:25.000 The Minutemen, Double Nickel on a Dime.

00:01:29.000 They're both have got a lot of variety.

00:01:35.000 One of the guys.

00:01:37.000 Yeah, that album.

00:01:38.000 Jackass stole their riff from that.

00:01:40.000 Down there, down, and there.

00:01:43.000 Just put it anywhere in there.

00:01:48.000 It's kind of like funky country hardcore.

00:01:53.000 And then they only really had that album, but Hoosker Dew had fucking Diane on Metal Circus.

00:01:59.000 Even their first hardcore album called Landspeed Record was amazing.

00:02:03.000 And then they went pop.

00:02:04.000 Oh, fuck.

00:02:05.000 They're going to suck.

00:02:06.000 Nope.

00:02:06.000 Just like the replacements, another group of Midwesterners, their pop albums ruled.

00:02:11.000 Candy Apple Gray, Flip Your Wig, Hate Paper Dolls.

00:02:16.000 And then he went solo.

00:02:17.000 I think he had a band called Sugar.

00:02:18.000 And then he went solo.

00:02:20.000 Okay, and now his albums sound like shit.

00:02:23.000 And he's another anti-Trump, preachy douche.

00:02:26.000 His new album's called Blue Hearts.

00:02:30.000 And I thought, oh shit, has he grown a ball?

00:02:33.000 And he's going to say that cops' lives matter too?

00:02:36.000 I was excited.

00:02:37.000 Nope.

00:02:41.000 Look at this video.

00:02:45.000 It's an old man screaming at me about how racist I am.

00:02:56.000 This is about Trump.

00:03:02.000 Why do you hate so much?

00:03:11.000 So this is the old trope that Christians only fit neatly inside your narrow lines.

00:03:19.000 She just said narrow mind.

00:03:21.000 Kind mind?

00:03:27.000 Anyway, it's fucking horrible.

00:03:29.000 And I saw this interview with him where he's saying that we're living, I can't believe I still have to scream about this.

00:03:36.000 Which, by the way, should show you something.

00:03:38.000 Like when people say, Gavin's rich, I didn't know being a white supremacist was so lucrative.

00:03:43.000 It's not.

00:03:44.000 I'm not.

00:03:46.000 Oh, I can't believe I still have to scream about racism and homophobia in 2020.

00:03:51.000 You don't.

00:03:52.000 They're not a thing.

00:03:55.000 So, yeah, he's just so fucking tedious that he's talking about how racist we all are.

00:04:01.000 Scroll down a bit.

00:04:03.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:04:05.000 He's frustrated about the ongoing pandemic.

00:04:07.000 That's normal.

00:04:07.000 I did not anticipate at 59 years of age that I have to be yelling at the top of my lungs again, but this is the world that we live in.

00:04:13.000 Government would handle it so poorly.

00:04:15.000 On top of all the other corruption, lies, racism, and everything else.

00:04:20.000 And then later it says, equally outrageous to mold was the marginalization of gay people.

00:04:24.000 What do you mean?

00:04:25.000 Is that the trans can't be in the military?

00:04:27.000 Stern was talking about that.

00:04:29.000 He said, everyone who's brave enough to be in the military should be in the military.

00:04:31.000 No.

00:04:32.000 Not people with a serious history of mental illness who could go nutso.

00:04:38.000 Fuck, they didn't let people with flat feet join in World War II.

00:04:41.000 There's a lot of criteria to become military.

00:04:45.000 Humans are not cannon fodder.

00:04:47.000 They're not human garbage.

00:04:49.000 We care who will survive out there and who won't.

00:04:53.000 And ladies, that kind of includes you.

00:04:56.000 You don't really belong on the battlefield.

00:04:58.000 Sorry.

00:05:01.000 I look back on 83 and that's what I think about being 22 years old, certain of being attracted to other men, but certainly not understanding what that meant in the broader sense.

00:05:10.000 And holding up against the prevailing politics, the moral majority, all the evangelicals.

00:05:14.000 That's what he's just singing about now.

00:05:16.000 Christians hate you.

00:05:18.000 Muslims hate you, dude.

00:05:21.000 Quick to talk about AIDS as punishment for my lifestyle.

00:05:24.000 Those were some ugly times.

00:05:28.000 You could argue that AIDS was a punishment for a lifestyle.

00:05:32.000 There is a biological explanation for that.

00:05:35.000 Like, what if, because they were doing meth and fucking for three days straight.

00:05:39.000 Like, if two bugs did this for 30 hours, there'd be some sort of check and balance that, well, first of all, I guess their genitalia would wear off.

00:05:47.000 But you'd think that you do something, like we have dying of diabetes is God's punishment for overindulging yourself.

00:05:56.000 God is nature, right?

00:05:57.000 Biology?

00:05:58.000 You do something really stupid a lot, and there's ramifications.

00:06:02.000 Today's book is a fucking doozy.

00:06:06.000 Albion Seed, four British Folkways in America.

00:06:10.000 What's really interesting about it is it looks at history as culture.

00:06:15.000 So where did America get its prevailing ideas?

00:06:17.000 And they argue that four areas in Britain, four major exoduses from Britain to America define the American mentality of determination And grit and individualism,

00:06:33.000 and basically the foundations for America came from these groups.

00:06:38.000 You got to be like not hungover and have a lot of time to start diving into this.

00:06:42.000 I've only just begun it.

00:06:44.000 It was on Milo's reading list.

00:06:46.000 But I sent one to Max and one to John because it's the kind of book I'd want to get in prison.

00:06:51.000 It's a heavy meat and potatoes meal.

00:06:57.000 The Beastie Boys chicks we had on inspired some of our viewers to go research them because they said they all met in the comedy scene.

00:07:05.000 And I'm going to just guess here.

00:07:07.000 But I'll betcha, I'll betcha, their comedy is even worse than their Beastie Boys covering.

00:07:15.000 What do you think, Trump?

00:07:17.000 Fuck you.

00:07:18.000 That's the club owner.

00:07:19.000 Oh, the club owner's fucked.

00:07:21.000 What do we got here?

00:07:23.000 So this is from Jacob.

00:07:24.000 Look how unfunny this woman is.

00:07:27.000 The women you just showed.

00:07:30.000 Look at that.

00:07:31.000 Well, that's.

00:07:32.000 No, no, no.

00:07:32.000 Just look at that.

00:07:34.000 Oh, it's a dude.

00:07:35.000 To be fair, that's a guy, yeah.

00:07:37.000 We've stripped men of so much of their testosterone, they just look like fat lesbians now.

00:07:41.000 He does kind of look like the lead singer.

00:07:43.000 He looks like Katie Lang.

00:07:46.000 Okay, let's hear her fucking awesome jokes.

00:07:48.000 Let me guess.

00:07:49.000 Trump sucks.

00:07:51.000 I'm all tangled up.

00:07:53.000 All right.

00:07:53.000 Hello, my name is Amy Sumter.

00:07:56.000 And I'm a tall, luscious lady.

00:07:58.000 And a hot kick.

00:07:59.000 Bam!

00:07:59.000 That was actually kind of sad.

00:08:00.000 I should have probably stretched it out a little bit.

00:08:03.000 Whatever.

00:08:03.000 We saw you doing your high kicks in your beasty voice cover band.

00:08:06.000 I fall a lot.

00:08:07.000 Yes, it is true.

00:08:09.000 I fall a lot.

00:08:10.000 And I am six feet tall, and it is far away to the ground.

00:08:14.000 When I see this, I think you would be so much happier at home.

00:08:17.000 Those big tits feeding babies, cooking, shaping lives.

00:08:23.000 They said we had to get out of the kitchen because we have so much potential.

00:08:26.000 And then you say no.

00:08:28.000 She did get proposed to when she was 26.

00:08:31.000 Her boyfriend said, let's do this.

00:08:33.000 And she said, I'm not ready.

00:08:35.000 And he said, he's happily married now, by the way.

00:08:37.000 Did you see the high kick, though?

00:08:39.000 The one she just did or the one.

00:08:40.000 She did a high kick.

00:08:41.000 I saw it.

00:08:41.000 So it's worth it.

00:08:43.000 Went to Pearl Jam 20.

00:08:44.000 Yes, I just dated myself.

00:08:46.000 90s forever.

00:08:47.000 Fell down a hill at Alpine Valley.

00:08:50.000 True story.

00:08:51.000 Woke up the next morning, had a heartbeat in my kneecap.

00:08:55.000 Who is that?

00:08:56.000 That's somebody else.

00:08:57.000 I know that guy.

00:08:58.000 Is that Chris Farley?

00:09:00.000 Is it Chris Farley mixed with Kevin by the river?

00:09:04.000 Living in a van down by the river?

00:09:05.000 Close.

00:09:06.000 And a little Kevin James.

00:09:07.000 So that meant I went to the ER.

00:09:10.000 Fun.

00:09:10.000 They prescribed PT.

00:09:12.000 So I'm at the PT doing the PT, doing my exercises.

00:09:15.000 I fall a total of three more times in one month.

00:09:18.000 That's when my PT lady says, Amy, we want you to get a CAT scan and make sure everything's okay up there.

00:09:24.000 Waiting for a joke.

00:09:25.000 No, my brain is in a tumor, I swear to God, because I've always been like this.

00:09:31.000 Over the summer, I was walking in my neighborhood.

00:09:32.000 I was hustling.

00:09:33.000 I had my iPod on.

00:09:34.000 I was a joke.

00:09:36.000 Pretending in my head like I'm on America's X-Top model with my iPod on.

00:09:39.000 Get to a stop sign.

00:09:41.000 What?

00:09:42.000 Cross.

00:09:43.000 What?

00:09:44.000 What?

00:09:44.000 That's how I roll when I'm working it.

00:09:46.000 Past a homeless gentleman yelling at me.

00:09:49.000 I turn down my iPod and I begin to soar.

00:09:52.000 And it was one of those falls where I was like trying to catch myself before I hit the ground, but I don't.

00:09:57.000 And I fall and my iPod disconnects and I just go into the night sky.

00:10:03.000 And that's when I hear the homeless gentleman say, you get back up.

00:10:07.000 And I did.

00:10:08.000 Because when the homeless give you life advice, you take it.

00:10:11.000 There's sort of a joke.

00:10:13.000 You get back up.

00:10:13.000 Okay, that's brutal.

00:10:14.000 I'd rather be raped.

00:10:16.000 I know Bob, Bob Sagitt.

00:10:19.000 Because I did this and then I fell on my butt.

00:10:21.000 And then my butt turned into a thing.

00:10:23.000 And then that's what I did.

00:10:24.000 Yeah, he does that.

00:10:25.000 That's Bob Saget?

00:10:26.000 Yeah.

00:10:26.000 Bob Saggett more than that.

00:10:28.000 He must have had it rough in grade school.

00:10:29.000 Imagine being in fourth grade and being called Bob Sagget.

00:10:33.000 Is he Canadian?

00:10:34.000 No.

00:10:35.000 Oh.

00:10:35.000 Buddy, I'm so cool.

00:10:38.000 Hi.

00:10:39.000 Hey, hey.

00:10:40.000 Have you noticed the self-referential shit?

00:10:42.000 Me, me, me.

00:10:43.000 I'm tall.

00:10:44.000 I fall a lot.

00:10:46.000 My physical therapist, me, me, me, me, me.

00:10:49.000 I know what you're thinking.

00:10:50.000 Something about me.

00:10:52.000 A few things that you should know about me.

00:10:54.000 I love sleeping all day.

00:10:56.000 I love picking fleas off of cats and popping them.

00:10:59.000 And I love popping zits on myself and other people.

00:11:03.000 Thank God we got these women out of the kitchen and they can really live their lives.

00:11:07.000 Isn't it fantastic?

00:11:09.000 We used to keep these women all cooped up.

00:11:11.000 We didn't give them a voice.

00:11:13.000 They wanted to do music.

00:11:14.000 They wanted to do comedy.

00:11:16.000 And now they do.

00:11:17.000 Their comedy involves talking about how lonely they are and how they pop zits on their knees and how they pick fleas off of cats and fall a lot.

00:11:27.000 Oh, sorry.

00:11:28.000 They also do music.

00:11:29.000 They sing songs that were written by other guys.

00:11:34.000 My husband is a very lucky man.

00:11:38.000 And I. I am so cool.

00:11:40.000 When I was a kid, I was always the sick kid, you know, the one who's like grotesquely underweight and really pale and kind of emanating this like aura of unhealthiness.

00:11:50.000 That was me.

00:11:51.000 I was the throw-up kid, the one who threw up on the bus and threw up in class and threw up on cafeteria.

00:11:58.000 When I was in fifth grade, I was incredibly jealous of the one diabetic kid named Corey because he got to have the midday snack.

00:12:04.000 And I was always so hungry after like throwing up.

00:12:09.000 Every time I would go home and pray to God that I would get some sort of awesome disease that would enable me to have a hot dog in the middle of class.

00:12:17.000 I am so cold.

00:12:20.000 The good thing, though, about being used to throwing up as a kid.

00:12:23.000 Okay, that was even worse.

00:12:25.000 I don't know what just happened.

00:12:26.000 The first one was like getting punched in the back of the head repeatedly, but every time I turn around, I can't see who it was.

00:12:33.000 And this one was having a millipede crawl into my foreskin, and I can't do anything about it because my hands are tied above my head.

00:12:41.000 That doesn't sound fun.

00:12:43.000 In both cases, I'd rather have the other thing.

00:12:46.000 Shut up.

00:12:47.000 Or punched him in the face.

00:12:50.000 Or challenged him to an anything you can do, I can do better, sing off.

00:12:55.000 My parents were staunch union members and supporters.

00:13:00.000 We were a blue-collar working-class family waiting for our little shower of trickle-down postmarity.

00:13:08.000 Her monologue?

00:13:10.000 Sure is.

00:13:10.000 Why do you have to read that?

00:13:12.000 My family was working class.

00:13:13.000 My parents were big with the union.

00:13:15.000 Again, in all of these cases, they just talk.

00:13:19.000 We have to wait like 40 seconds for a fucking joke.

00:13:23.000 It's like porn.

00:13:24.000 You have to jump ahead to the fucking under Reaganomics.

00:13:32.000 Standing on government cheese and free school lunches, in which ketchup was considered the vegetable.

00:13:41.000 You hate Reagan and he gave you free lunch and plenty of cheese.

00:13:44.000 Okay.

00:13:45.000 Sounds like a real jerk.

00:13:48.000 Thanks, Reagan.

00:13:50.000 Therefore, my parents were Democrats and vocally so.

00:13:55.000 But they weren't socially liberal.

00:13:58.000 That's not really what early 80s politics were about.

00:14:02.000 The two parties mostly disagreed about the role of government in the everyday lives of strange with the typically retarded teacher.

00:14:13.000 Fun teacher.

00:14:15.000 And maybe their wives, while basically ignoring everyone's.

00:14:21.000 In fact, my dad was a misogynist who once told me that black men are better at basketball because one of the ligaments in their knees is shorter than in other races.

00:14:33.000 Isn't that true?

00:14:34.000 Isn't that true?

00:14:35.000 Isn't that true?

00:14:36.000 The reflex tendon or something like that?

00:14:38.000 I don't know.

00:14:38.000 I've heard that was true.

00:14:39.000 I don't know.

00:14:39.000 It's not phrenology.

00:14:40.000 I've heard that.

00:14:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:14:42.000 And my mom.

00:14:44.000 Still no joke.

00:14:45.000 My dad was possibly racist.

00:14:48.000 She said misogynist, by the way, and then said something that's racially based.

00:14:52.000 So I guess that's a two-fer.

00:14:53.000 My dad's so sexist he wants blacks to go back to Africa.

00:14:57.000 But just the women.

00:14:59.000 See, that was already funnier.

00:15:01.000 Yes.

00:15:02.000 This is bad for our show.

00:15:04.000 Showing this is making this episode bad.

00:15:07.000 That's how unfunny you are.

00:15:10.000 Married to a misogynist who used Civil War-era science to explain why his beloved Celtics couldn't beat the Lakers.

00:15:21.000 Lakers also black, so I don't know what...

00:15:24.000 And you need to prove...

00:15:26.000 When you're going to mock something as ridiculous, you have to have...

00:15:29.000 You're beholden upon you to prove the allegation false.

00:15:33.000 Right, Trump?

00:15:34.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.

00:15:37.000 We're bothering them at this point.

00:15:39.000 Well, the Celtics were the head of the split.

00:15:41.000 I think, like, I don't want to waste everyone's time, but we have to at least hear a joke.

00:15:45.000 Sure.

00:15:45.000 We haven't heard a joke yet.

00:15:47.000 So when the Democrat...

00:15:50.000 What's a finger?

00:15:51.000 So when the Democrat, running against Reagan in his re-election, Walter Mondale, named Geraldine Spervaro as his running mate, the first woman on the major party ticket, there was no feminist celebration in my house.

00:16:10.000 I think my parents were even saying some of the same things as the Republicans.

00:16:15.000 Is a woman tough enough to space our enemies?

00:16:19.000 Will they told a deal with a woman?

00:16:23.000 Can a woman be trusted so close to the nuclear coat, you know, with all those lady emotions?

00:16:34.000 Also a fact.

00:16:36.000 I was just old enough to just understand the news enough that this was historic.

00:16:45.000 We could be here all fucking day.

00:16:48.000 There's no jokes there at all.

00:16:50.000 Hey, fat bitches.

00:16:52.000 The Beastie Boys kicked out a fat bitch from their band because she was a fat, not a bitch, just fat and ugly.

00:17:02.000 They kicked her out of the Beastie Boys.

00:17:05.000 And you see them as this iconic feminist rap band.

00:17:10.000 That's what their publicists told you.

00:17:12.000 That's what they did because they're fucking smart, savvy New Yorkers who know how to pivot when they get a bad rep and change it.

00:17:20.000 Which they're trying to do, by the way, with Biden and this controversy.

00:17:26.000 And they're trying to say, you know what?

00:17:29.000 You think that he meddled with Ukraine to protect his son?

00:17:32.000 He didn't.

00:17:33.000 He was mad at Ukraine for not investigating enough.

00:17:35.000 And it's Trump who is meddling with Ukraine.

00:17:40.000 That's what they do.

00:17:41.000 It's not going to work for them.

00:17:42.000 The Beastie Boys, we didn't have the internet back then, and they could quietly just sort of shoo ugly away.

00:17:47.000 What's her name again?

00:17:49.000 Girl from the Beastie Boys.

00:17:50.000 Look her up.

00:17:51.000 She's a beast, too.

00:17:53.000 She's like nine feet tall.

00:17:55.000 Maybe, you know what?

00:17:57.000 Maybe Def Jam was right.

00:17:58.000 You know, people are shallow.

00:17:59.000 Maybe they said it's not going to work.

00:18:01.000 Three dudes and then this big hulking Eeyore of a giant broad.

00:18:06.000 They were named something before that, right?

00:18:08.000 Kate was her Kate.

00:18:10.000 Kate Schillenback.

00:18:11.000 They were called the Beastie Boys, but they were a punk band.

00:18:14.000 A really good hardcore band.

00:18:16.000 BAS DIGO, BASTIA, EXACTLY WHAT I WANT TO BE.

00:18:23.000 TOP RIGHT PICHERS ARE PICTER TOP LEFT, SORY.

00:18:28.000 No, no, the one where she's with the redhead.

00:18:31.000 Oh, no?

00:18:33.000 The top fucking picture above my head.

00:18:35.000 Yeah.

00:18:35.000 That's what she looks like.

00:18:36.000 That's her in a nutshell.

00:18:38.000 Sorry, you're gone.

00:18:39.000 You're gone, Fatty.

00:18:44.000 There's one more member.

00:18:45.000 I think it's this is the DJ, I believe.

00:18:48.000 The one who's standing in front of the computer?

00:18:50.000 No, she was in the front.

00:18:51.000 Oh, okay.

00:18:52.000 I hated her hair so much because it had that sort of soft fluffiness that you get when you shampoo your hair like an hour ago.

00:18:59.000 You use shampoo.

00:19:02.000 The media says that equality for women has arrived, but if you look around, you still don't see girls playing guitars and having success with it.

00:19:09.000 Joan Jett said that.

00:19:12.000 Sounds like a small thing.

00:19:14.000 You can't play fucking guitar.

00:19:16.000 You're in a cover band.

00:19:18.000 If you're mad that women can't play guitar, why don't you play the guitar?

00:19:22.000 Who's stopping you?

00:19:27.000 Girls playing guitars.

00:19:29.000 There are so many other bigger issues in the world for feminism to tackle, right?

00:19:35.000 I think they're not their freedom or paid family leaving for little things like equal pay for equal work.

00:19:42.000 But girls playing guitars matters too.

00:19:48.000 This is a grade school presentation.

00:19:52.000 If I was a teacher and this was fifth grade, I would obviously be bored as shit.

00:19:57.000 That's why I don't do that.

00:19:58.000 But I would give this like a C. Yeah, it's about right.

00:20:03.000 Going paying money to go see this?

00:20:05.000 You should be paid to watch this.

00:20:09.000 She grew up in a world that told girls they couldn't play rockets.

00:20:13.000 I grew up in a world where Joan Jett said fucking noise because she played rockets.

00:20:19.000 She told me a girl that I couldn't play rockets.

00:20:23.000 I mean, it didn't literally play rockets.

00:20:29.000 I sure did love music.

00:20:31.000 And women played music.

00:20:33.000 I think Joan Jet was the first rock band front woman that I was aware of.

00:20:39.000 Okay, shut up, you fucking cow.

00:20:41.000 What a fucking waste of time.

00:20:43.000 We met in the Chicago comedy scene.

00:20:46.000 No, you didn't.

00:20:47.000 You met in the Chicago boring scene.

00:20:49.000 You suck.

00:20:51.000 Those stories were totally irrelevant.

00:20:54.000 And you personify the trouble with feminism.

00:20:59.000 You would all be much happier at home.

00:21:02.000 When I see women kicking ass like Ann Coulter or Barbara Corcoran or Margaret Thatcher or Michelle Malkin or, well, not Melania Trump.

00:21:14.000 She does stay at home.

00:21:15.000 I go, oh, congratulations.

00:21:16.000 Yeah, you did it.

00:21:17.000 Good.

00:21:18.000 That's why it's legal to leave the home because we want what's best for you.

00:21:22.000 But you don't seem to want what's best for you.

00:21:25.000 You're miserable.

00:21:26.000 Your life sucks.

00:21:27.000 Listen to your stand-up.

00:21:29.000 It's just my life sucks.

00:21:30.000 I fall all the time.

00:21:32.000 I was told I couldn't play guitar.

00:21:34.000 My dad said something sexist 25 years ago.

00:21:38.000 Wait, 30 years ago?

00:21:39.000 We're talking about...

00:21:41.000 Yeah, 30 years ago, my dad said something sexist.

00:21:45.000 Want me to go beat him up for you?

00:21:48.000 Is that it?

00:21:49.000 Yep.

00:21:51.000 That was a shit show.

00:21:53.000 I'm worried about these Biden shirts.

00:21:55.000 I'm very happy with them.

00:21:57.000 And here's the problem.

00:21:58.000 Sometimes you don't feel like a fist fight every time you go to buy a burrito.

00:22:01.000 You know what I mean?

00:22:02.000 And in my neighborhood, in most of the area around the studio, if we wear a MAGA hat, we better have our heads on a swivel.

00:22:09.000 You better be ready.

00:22:10.000 So I think you should be ready to fight.

00:22:12.000 You should wear a MAGA hat.

00:22:13.000 You should wear a MAGA shirt.

00:22:14.000 But sometimes I understand if you don't feel like it.

00:22:16.000 You're not as trained in the art of pugilism as I am.

00:22:21.000 But the beauty of these Biden shirts is people will have to, it takes a lot of concentration to realize you're giving them the finger.

00:22:28.000 And this is my favorite one.

00:22:30.000 Yeah, zoom in on that.

00:22:32.000 It's still my favorite one.

00:22:34.000 When Trump does follow through or doesn't do, would follow through, the exact opposite.

00:22:39.000 Isn't that great?

00:22:42.000 So you'll be sitting at the bar and some liberal woman will see it and then she'll read it and then she'll take a second and then she'll come over and be like, so you think you're funny?

00:22:50.000 You've never screwed up what you're saying.

00:22:52.000 You just paused before you said screwed up.

00:23:00.000 Speaking of Biden, we should do a deep dive right now on this insane spin that they are doing on the Ukraine scandal, which is the end.

00:23:14.000 It's over.

00:23:15.000 Biden's ruined.

00:23:16.000 This is out.

00:23:18.000 You would have to be an absolute fucking retard to not think that this is huge and Biden is fucked.

00:23:32.000 Biden, what are you thinking?

00:23:34.000 Dude, you did a bunch of crimes, which I totally get.

00:23:37.000 It must be pretty tempting when you're the vice president to set your son up with a Chinese hedge fund that's like three, what is it, 1.2?

00:23:45.000 I forget how many billions of dollars, but his payout is 30 million a year.

00:23:50.000 He also gets him a job on a Ukrainian oil mining company, some shit like that, where he gets 51 grand a month, 500 grand a year.

00:24:00.000 Okay, but you got to understand when you do a major crime like that, it's like robbing a bank.

00:24:04.000 You got to disappear.

00:24:05.000 You can't run for president now.

00:24:08.000 Obviously, we're going to find those skeletons in your closet.

00:24:12.000 Those of us, as political junkies out there, we already knew all this, but it's finally come to light because of this laptop.

00:24:18.000 Because of the email, really, that we found an email on his laptop that said, thank you for introducing me to your dad.

00:24:26.000 That's one of the last things I sent you, Ryan.

00:24:30.000 There it is.

00:24:31.000 Dear Hunter, thank you for inviting me to DC and giving me an opportunity to meet your father and spent some time together.

00:24:37.000 It's really an honor.

00:24:38.000 Well, he must have an accent, right?

00:24:40.000 And pleasure as we spoke.

00:24:42.000 Wait, now I'm doing German.

00:24:44.000 As we spoke yesterday evening, it would be great to meet today for a quick coffee.

00:24:47.000 What do you think?

00:24:48.000 I could come.

00:24:49.000 So the craziest shit about this is the left is defending this.

00:24:54.000 And they're saying, well, I mean, he said opportunity to meet.

00:24:57.000 He didn't see meet meet.

00:24:59.000 First of all, who fucking cares?

00:25:01.000 This is the guy from the oil company saying, thank you for giving me an opportunity.

00:25:07.000 Even the opportunity is quid pro quo.

00:25:10.000 You're selling political favor, which Hillary did with Bill all the time.

00:25:14.000 She was offering, he'd do a speech for someone when she was whatever, foreign affairs bitch.

00:25:20.000 And he'd make like 360 grand going to do a talk.

00:25:24.000 And then check this, this clown out.

00:25:25.000 This guy, just hover over his name.

00:25:28.000 This guy is like a reporter, White House reporter for the LA Times.

00:25:32.000 This isn't a random dude.

00:25:33.000 And he says, the email never said he actually met with him.

00:25:38.000 We all have seen the golf picture, right?

00:25:42.000 Everyone's seen this.

00:25:43.000 This is ancient Chinese secret, but the left is still backpedaling.

00:25:47.000 So anyway, let's just do the basics of the story.

00:25:50.000 So this guy sets up a sweet honeypot deal with his son.

00:25:56.000 His son's getting rich with this company, Burmeso or something.

00:26:02.000 He sets that up.

00:26:03.000 There's an investigator sniffing around.

00:26:06.000 So Biden says, get rid of that fucking investigator.

00:26:10.000 Gets him fired.

00:26:12.000 they get a new guy.

00:26:13.000 The other guy starts sniffing around.

00:26:15.000 And he says, So, anyway, I want to look into this Ukrainian mining thing.

00:26:20.000 And again, the American government goes, have you not learned your lesson here?

00:26:25.000 When you investigate this, you get fired.

00:26:27.000 You lose money.

00:26:28.000 Hundreds of millions of dollars.

00:26:29.000 Billions of dollars don't go to Ukraine.

00:26:32.000 Okay, I'm not investigating anymore.

00:26:35.000 That is the irrefutable evidence.

00:26:37.000 What's amazing about this story, even with the emails, even with the golf, even with everything, is that the left is calling this a nothing burger.

00:26:46.000 And if you look at Twitter, the lead story shows Biden with Barack Obama, who's the Messiah.

00:26:53.000 And it says, no.

00:26:55.000 Here, go to Twitter and look at moments.

00:26:58.000 It might be different for you.

00:27:01.000 Explore.

00:27:05.000 Okay, they've changed it now.

00:27:07.000 When I was there last, it said, no, he didn't do anything wrong.

00:27:11.000 Oh, and what's crazy about this is this was on the cover of the New York Post yesterday.

00:27:15.000 It's blowing up.

00:27:16.000 It's on the cover today.

00:27:18.000 And Trump tweeted it.

00:27:21.000 They locked Trump's Twitter account.

00:27:24.000 That's the president of the United States.

00:27:27.000 These are the past two covers.

00:27:29.000 Can you imagine the fucking balls on Jack Dorsey to say, yeah, no, sorry, Mr. President.

00:27:36.000 I'll handle the information from here.

00:27:38.000 Not you, boss of the world.

00:27:42.000 Jack Dorsey just told the boss of the world to fuck off.

00:27:45.000 Okay.

00:27:46.000 Okay.

00:27:46.000 You can fuck around, but you're going to find out.

00:27:49.000 But where's the thing about Trump's tweet, Twitter being locked?

00:27:53.000 What does he have to do?

00:27:54.000 Apologize?

00:27:55.000 Sorry, not sorry.

00:27:56.000 Twitter locks Trump's campaign account for boasting Biden-Ukraine story.

00:28:00.000 So it's not his personal account.

00:28:02.000 After shutting down White House Press Secretary Kaylee McKenney McKinnany's account, and despite apology for, like Jack Dorsey, after they shut down the press secretary, the lady Kaylee, he said, yeah,

00:28:17.000 we're not perfect at this.

00:28:19.000 I know I'm getting a lot of the names and positions wrong.

00:28:22.000 I'm not, the minutiae is irrelevant here.

00:28:25.000 The big picture is enough.

00:28:26.000 I already told you the big picture.

00:28:27.000 The vice president's son got a sweet deal in China and in Ukraine, and Biden was involved in both.

00:28:36.000 Everyone's focused on the Ukraine right now, so let's focus on that.

00:28:39.000 He's denying he knew anything about it.

00:28:40.000 We have pictures of them golfing, emails thanking Hunter for doing it.

00:28:44.000 The left is also saying this is a disinformation campaign.

00:28:49.000 Even the crackpipe, the picture with the crackpipe, they're going, why would you photograph yourself asleep?

00:28:54.000 Maybe, why would someone else do that?

00:28:56.000 Okay, so what?

00:28:57.000 Did they Photoshop the crackpipe in his mouth?

00:29:01.000 If this was Donald Trump Jr., can you fucking imagine?

00:29:08.000 It would be bumper stickers.

00:29:10.000 This would be on every housewife's bumper sticker.

00:29:14.000 Anyway, so the reason I'm green screening this is because the Washington Post's version is Russian propaganda.

00:29:21.000 This is what disinformation looks like.

00:29:24.000 A quick guide to Trump's false claims about Ukraine and the Bidens.

00:29:32.000 Let's get a young girl to talk about.

00:29:33.000 A lot has happened in the last seven days.

00:29:36.000 I'm a vocal fry and I work at the Washington Post.

00:29:39.000 It's like literally the best job in the world.

00:29:43.000 God damn it.

00:29:45.000 Can you not have an adult do your news?

00:29:48.000 Between the president and the government of Ukraine, suggestions.

00:29:50.000 A lot has happened in the last seven days.

00:29:53.000 A whistleblower complaint, the start of an impeachment inquiry, claims of a quid pro quo between the president and the government of Ukraine.

00:30:00.000 Suggestions of corruption.

00:30:02.000 There's a suggestion that was quid pro quo.

00:30:04.000 Joe Biden himself said, get rid of that investigator or you're not getting money.

00:30:09.000 That's quid pro quo.

00:30:11.000 Even if the investigator was a bad man, you're not supposed to do that.

00:30:15.000 That's called meddling in other countries' affairs.

00:30:18.000 That's the dictionary definition of quid pro quo.

00:30:21.000 You cannot get a raise unless you blow me.

00:30:24.000 You cannot get this money unless you get rid of that investigator.

00:30:26.000 And I had got a commitment from Poroshenko and from let anything go by that they would take action against the state.

00:30:35.000 I know, no, they come to it in the Washington Post thing.

00:30:38.000 Foreign business practices.

00:30:40.000 And somehow, Joe and Hunter Biden are in the middle.

00:30:43.000 So what is going on here?

00:30:48.000 This is like PR firms don't do this.

00:30:51.000 When PR firms, say you're Mel Gibson and you're caught with a crackpipe in your mouth, the PR firm will just quit.

00:30:56.000 Like when Mel Gibson said Jews started every world war, they didn't try to spin it.

00:31:01.000 They didn't say, well, technically Jews did, but Jews also solved all the wars or some sort of spin like that.

00:31:06.000 They just went, you're fucked.

00:31:07.000 Bye.

00:31:09.000 Not with Joe.

00:31:10.000 Let me explain.

00:31:12.000 It's perfectly innocent.

00:31:14.000 And Trump's lying.

00:31:15.000 That's fake news.

00:31:16.000 In fact, we have to censor Trump because he purports this lie.

00:31:20.000 The New York Post is wrong.

00:31:22.000 Hamilton started the New York Post.

00:31:24.000 That stupid musical that everyone loves when they made him black.

00:31:26.000 Your black guy, your fake Puerto Rican Hamilton started the New York Post.

00:31:36.000 Fact check.

00:31:37.000 Untangling.

00:31:39.000 It's really complicated.

00:31:40.000 You'll notice liars, when they're lying, they say things are really complicated and they have a whole long story.

00:31:45.000 You'll notice, remember that dude who killed his pregnant wife and his two kids?

00:31:49.000 Chris Shaw, I think his name was.

00:31:52.000 But he's, the police body cam of him explaining what happened is just a fucking.

00:31:58.000 So she was coming back from Arizona at five, and then I had to get up at three.

00:32:03.000 No, she came at three.

00:32:04.000 I came at five.

00:32:05.000 And what we're doing, he's just over-explaining everything because he's fucking lying.

00:32:10.000 What?

00:32:11.000 Chris Watts.

00:32:12.000 The most horrific fucking murderer I've ever.

00:32:16.000 Don't watch Lifetime.

00:32:18.000 I'd never watched it before.

00:32:19.000 Don't watch Lifetime if you don't want to have nightmares.

00:32:22.000 All right.

00:32:28.000 Okay, pause.

00:32:29.000 The director of national intelligence testifies after a whistleblower complaint alleges Trump pushed the president of Ukraine to invest.

00:32:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:38.000 Here's the other thing they're doing.

00:32:40.000 Trump did, Giuliani did, say to Ukraine investigators, you might want to check out Joe Biden.

00:32:46.000 He just did something very illegal that Gavin McInnes explains in the future.

00:32:50.000 And that is his son is getting these unbelievably sweet deals.

00:32:54.000 That's fucked up.

00:32:55.000 You may want to look into that, Ukraine.

00:32:57.000 What's the matter with that?

00:32:59.000 That's you trying to sabotage your political adversary.

00:33:02.000 Just because it would be convenient for Biden to go down doesn't mean that you shouldn't investigate Biden.

00:33:09.000 So just asking to investigate Biden is a crime.

00:33:13.000 Questioning our Lord, Joe Biden, is a crime.

00:33:18.000 To understand how we got here, we have to understand what happened in Ukraine between 2014 and 2016.

00:33:24.000 Okay.

00:33:25.000 Hunter Biden, former Vice President Biden's son, joined the board of a Ukrainian natural gas company called Barisma Holdings in 2014.

00:33:34.000 That's it.

00:33:35.000 That picture is all you need to know.

00:33:38.000 And they go, join 2014 sometime before 2014.

00:33:41.000 They're trying to vindicate him here with the times.

00:33:44.000 This is the complicated, tangled web.

00:33:47.000 They say it's all a matter of, you have to know the dates of everything.

00:33:51.000 No, you don't.

00:33:53.000 This place was being investigated for corruption.

00:33:56.000 He joined a place that's being investigated for corruption.

00:34:00.000 They're corrupt.

00:34:01.000 They do deals with vice president's son, my guy.

00:34:06.000 All right, go ahead.

00:34:08.000 No charges were filed and the investigation was dormant.

00:34:10.000 By the time that Vice President, they are putting all their eggs in that basket.

00:34:15.000 The investigation was dormant.

00:34:19.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:34:21.000 The investigation was dormant.

00:34:23.000 Sniffing around is sniffing around.

00:34:27.000 There's no such thing as a dormant investigation.

00:34:30.000 They were sniffing around this company.

00:34:33.000 The case was not dropped.

00:34:37.000 Biden arrived in December of 2015.

00:34:40.000 I went over for, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there's another billion-dollar loan guarantee.

00:34:51.000 The prosecutor was investigating a company, right, that Hunter Biden's son worked at.

00:34:57.000 He doesn't like that.

00:34:58.000 That makes perfect sense.

00:34:59.000 I get it.

00:35:00.000 I wouldn't like it if I'd set up some sweet deal with my son and people were looking around.

00:35:04.000 I totally get that.

00:35:05.000 You're not going to fucking believe this.

00:35:07.000 But their angle is he fired the prosecutor for not investigating that company enough.

00:35:13.000 Hey, can you investigate my son's gas company?

00:35:16.000 Hunter would probably be like, Dad, what the fuck are you doing?

00:35:19.000 Are you trying to get me fired from this job you got me?

00:35:22.000 Why are you having them investigate us?

00:35:24.000 That's what she's about to say, that he wanted the prosecutor fired for not investigating enough.

00:35:28.000 And they're repeating it on Twitter.

00:35:30.000 They don't believe that.

00:35:32.000 But they have to win this election because they're Bolsheviks.

00:35:35.000 They don't care about the truth.

00:35:36.000 They'll lie, cheat, and steal.

00:35:37.000 We see these Project Veritas videos where they admit it.

00:35:40.000 They say, I want to chop their heads off.

00:35:41.000 I don't care.

00:35:41.000 I'll lie, cheat, and steal.

00:35:42.000 I need to win.

00:35:46.000 Just like Bill Maher said when he goes, I wish the economy would tank so we could blame Trump.

00:35:52.000 I guess the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.

00:36:01.000 And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they did.

00:36:10.000 Biden pressured Ukraine to fire their top prosecutor, a guy named Viktor Shokin, because he was not sufficiently pursuing corruption cases.

00:36:17.000 First, I looked at I said, I'm leaving in six hours.

00:36:19.000 If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.

00:36:29.000 The Washington Post is a retard.

00:36:34.000 And there are people in this country that are running with that line.

00:36:40.000 Biden was mad that the prosecutor was not investigating corruption enough.

00:36:49.000 Oh, s ⁇ t.

00:36:51.000 Biden, doesn't your son work at a major gas company in Ukraine?

00:36:56.000 So you're so moral that you want everyone investigated in Ukraine, including your son.

00:37:01.000 Investigate my son.

00:37:04.000 Would you mind if I don't believe you?

00:37:08.000 Got fired.

00:37:09.000 Chokin was fired in March.

00:37:11.000 Yuri Litinsko replaced him in May 2016.

00:37:14.000 Why is the positive?

00:37:14.000 Rudy Giuliani, the president's personal lawyer, met with Litinsko in both January and February.

00:37:20.000 And just before the Ukrainian election, yes, Giuliani met with the new guy and said, hey, the previous guy got fired for sniffing around.

00:37:28.000 That's fucked up.

00:37:29.000 Something's going on here.

00:37:31.000 You should look into it.

00:37:34.000 But because the president doesn't like Biden, then you're not allowed to do that.

00:37:38.000 Yeah, you are.

00:37:39.000 Investigate everyone.

00:37:41.000 There is not a truth that exists that I would not want known to the entire world.

00:37:48.000 The quote something like that.

00:37:50.000 Letinsko made allegations about what's not a truth which I fear or would not want known to the entire world.

00:37:56.000 Yeah.

00:37:57.000 Benz did in Ukraine.

00:38:01.000 Look at Joe Biden.

00:38:03.000 He calls them and says, don't you dare prosecute if you don't fire this prosecutor.

00:38:08.000 The prosecutor was after his son.

00:38:10.000 And he said, if you fire the prosecutor, you'll be okay.

00:38:13.000 And if you don't fire the prosecutor, we're not giving you $2 billion in loan guarantees or whatever he was supposed to give.

00:38:19.000 In May, the fact checker found no evidence to support this claim.

00:38:22.000 Letons go eventually.

00:38:23.000 Do you get that?

00:38:25.000 Because if the investigation was dormant, then Biden...

00:38:28.000 Dormant?

00:38:29.000 Have you ever heard that term before?

00:38:31.000 Hey, I understand your daughter was kidnapped five years ago.

00:38:34.000 Yeah, the investigation's dormant now, so we don't care if we find her or not.

00:38:39.000 Didn't you murder someone seven years ago?

00:38:42.000 Yeah, but like you could say the statute of limitations, that exists, but dormant?

00:38:48.000 Eventually walked back his suggestion that the Biden's had acted improperly, and the administration notified Congress of their intent to release military aid to Ukraine.

00:38:58.000 July 18th, The Office of Management and Budget.

00:39:01.000 Go back.

00:39:03.000 I didn't understand what the fuck she was saying.

00:39:07.000 Suggestion that the Bidens had acted improperly, and the administration notified Congress of their intent to release military aid to Ukraine.

00:39:15.000 July 18th, the Office of Management and Budget official informed the departments and agencies that the president earlier that month had issued instructions to suspend all U.S. security assistance to Ukraine.

00:39:30.000 Neither OMB nor the NSC staff knew why this instruction had been issued.

00:39:36.000 Okay, so hold on.

00:39:38.000 So the implication there is that Trump held back money until they investigated corruption.

00:39:44.000 Wasn't Biden just bragging about that exact fucking thing in this same video, like around here?

00:39:52.000 So quid pro quo for thee, but for me, but not for thee.

00:39:56.000 Is that what you're fucking saying?

00:39:58.000 Again, I want all prosecutors investigating all corruption.

00:40:03.000 That's what a justice system is.

00:40:05.000 The police look for the bad guys and say, you broke the law.

00:40:10.000 Context that the new president of Ukraine would speak to Donald Trump over the phone on July 25th.

00:40:18.000 The president pressured Mr. Trump.

00:40:20.000 So not only are they covering for Biden and saying he fired the prosecutor for not investigating his son enough, they're now trying to put all of this on Trump and say actually it's Trump who should be fired for quid pro quo.

00:40:35.000 To be totally honest, I don't really have a problem with quid pro quo when it's to investigate someone doing something wrong.

00:40:43.000 I don't want to give money to Zimbabwe when he's keeping all the money.

00:40:46.000 I do have a problem with quid pro quo when you're using it to encourage corruption and cover for your son.

00:40:55.000 It's in this context that the new president of Ukraine would speak to Donald Trump over the phone on July 25th.

00:41:02.000 The president pressured Mr. Zelensky to, and then there's a few bullet points.

00:41:07.000 The first one says, initiate or continue an investigation into the activities of former Vice President Joseph Biden and his son Hunter Biden.

00:41:16.000 After the July 25th conversation between these two.

00:41:21.000 Oh, by the way, that's a crime that Trump implied you should investigate, what is clearly a crime.

00:41:26.000 Yet they're constantly trying to impeach Trump and fucking steal Shidona, make up dossier, say that he wanted, he had Russian prostitutes pissing on the bed that Obama slept on.

00:41:37.000 So these same, the Washington Post is saying, don't you dare investigate Joe Biden?

00:41:42.000 That's political.

00:41:42.000 When all they do is investigate Trump.

00:41:45.000 The New York Times stole his fucking taxes.

00:41:50.000 President and the President of the United States.

00:41:52.000 And the White House lawyers ordered other staff to move the transcript from its typical repository to a more secure location.

00:42:02.000 I don't care.

00:42:04.000 What the fuck does that even mean?

00:42:11.000 What's the complaint?

00:42:14.000 Upon reviewing the complaint, we were immediately struck by the fact that many of the allegations of the complaint are based on a conversation between the president and another foreign leader.

00:42:25.000 Did you discuss Joe Biden, his son, or his family with police?

00:42:29.000 It doesn't matter what I discussed, but I will say this.

00:42:31.000 Somebody ought to look into Joe Biden's statement because it was disgraceful.

00:42:36.000 Lord Emperor Trump is so fucking awesome that when they put him in propaganda to try to make him look bad, you see him and go, awesome.

00:42:42.000 Yes.

00:42:43.000 It's true.

00:42:43.000 It doesn't matter what the fuck he was saying.

00:42:45.000 It's none of your business.

00:42:46.000 And yeah, you should look into this obvious crime.

00:42:51.000 Where he talked about billions of dollars that he's not giving to a certain country unless a certain prosecutor's taken off the case.

00:43:00.000 You never asked anything about Joe Biden.

00:43:02.000 The only thing I ask about Joe Biden is to get to the bottom of how it was that Lutsenko, who was appointed, dismissed the case against anti- So you did ask Ukraine to look into Joe Biden.

00:43:13.000 Of course I did.

00:43:16.000 How dare you question Biden's corruption?

00:43:19.000 President Zelensky to do more on Joe Biden and investigate.

00:43:23.000 Oh, I want him to do whatever he can.

00:43:26.000 This was not his fault.

00:43:27.000 He wasn't there.

00:43:28.000 He's just been here recently.

00:43:30.000 But whatever he can do in terms of corruption, because the corruption's massive.

00:43:34.000 Can you believe this shit?

00:43:36.000 I mean, in a way, I feel like I'm wasting your time because you're obviously as outraged as I am.

00:43:40.000 But it's fun to check out what the left is up to.

00:43:42.000 Ann Coulter watches pretty much nothing but MSNBC.

00:43:45.000 I was with her recently at this retreat thing.

00:43:51.000 And she just, when she gets to the cabin, she turns on MSNBC on every TV.

00:43:57.000 And I was shocked.

00:43:58.000 I hadn't watched it.

00:43:59.000 That's how I learned that the Central Park Five are now referred to as the exonerated Five because it was on MSNBC.

00:44:05.000 So it's important to check in with these people because you know this is what the fucking liberal housewives are saying, the balls, the boomer-angry woman liberals.

00:44:15.000 He was, he had a prosecutor fired for not prosecuting enough, not investigating corruption enough.

00:44:23.000 By the way, Trump should have the fucking prosecutor fired for not investigating corruption enough.

00:44:29.000 Biden's son walks away with millions of dollars from Ukraine and he knows nothing and they're paying him millions of dollars.

00:44:35.000 That's corruption.

00:44:36.000 But none of those claims hold any water.

00:44:39.000 And this whole idea that this was just to help Ukraine prevent corruption doesn't make sense.

00:44:44.000 The Department of Defense had already issued a statement.

00:44:46.000 Did you fucking hear what she just said?

00:44:48.000 The whole idea that this was to prevent Ukraine fostering corruption doesn't make any sense.

00:44:55.000 You just said it.

00:44:57.000 You said that's what Biden did.

00:44:58.000 So when you say Biden wanted to weed out corruption, that makes perfect sense.

00:45:03.000 When we say Trump wants to weed out corruption, you say that doesn't hold any water.

00:45:07.000 That doesn't make any sense.

00:45:08.000 This is so fucking Orwellian.

00:45:10.000 War is peace.

00:45:13.000 And corruption had declined in Ukraine.

00:45:17.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:45:18.000 In other words, the Department of Defense had already issued a statement saying corruption had declined in Ukraine.

00:45:25.000 So because corruption has declined in Ukraine, it doesn't make sense to investigate Joe Biden.

00:45:30.000 And there's basically no corruption in Ukraine.

00:45:32.000 It's dive bombing.

00:45:34.000 So leave Hunter Biden out of this.

00:45:37.000 That's what she just said.

00:45:38.000 You do not see this kind of spin in Hollywood.

00:45:41.000 Publicist PR firms don't do this.

00:45:43.000 With Harvey Weinstein, they just said, fuck it.

00:45:46.000 You're screwed, dude.

00:45:48.000 They didn't say, no, Harvey Weinstein was raped.

00:45:51.000 These women took it.

00:45:53.000 Like, it actually, me saying that sounds more reasonable than this.

00:45:56.000 Harvey Weinstein is a powerful producer, powerful director.

00:46:00.000 These women take advantage of him.

00:46:01.000 They seduce him.

00:46:02.000 And then he feels beholden to give them roles, or they might say that he raped them or me-tooed them.

00:46:07.000 That lunatic statement I just made is a lot more reasonable than this shit.

00:46:16.000 In other words, despite the president's insistence, there's no evidence that the Bidens acted inappropriately in Ukraine.

00:46:22.000 Rather, it's his own conversations with the Ukrainian president that have come under scrutiny and will likely continue to be scrutinized in the weeks and months to come.

00:46:32.000 I mean, they got balls.

00:46:33.000 You got to hand it to them.

00:46:34.000 Not only do they deny what we see with our own two eyes and hear with our own two ears, they say, actually, Trump's the guy.

00:46:41.000 Trump should go to jail.

00:46:43.000 Hey, we've seen what happens when people investigate the Bidens, right?

00:46:45.000 They get fired.

00:46:46.000 So stop investigating the Bidens, Trump, or you're going to get fired.

00:47:03.000 What's that?

00:47:03.000 I sent you the pic of what I saw in Moments.

00:47:05.000 We couldn't find it when you went on Twitter.

00:47:07.000 It's in the email.

00:47:08.000 Oh, it's in the main email, guys.

00:47:10.000 Yeah, that one.

00:47:14.000 So Twitter is working for the Biden campaign.

00:47:17.000 Joe Biden did not push out a Ukrainian prosecutor for investigating his son.

00:47:23.000 He pushed him out for not investigating his son.

00:47:28.000 I will build a great, great wall.

00:47:31.000 Yeah, we're still waiting on that, Don.

00:47:34.000 Isn't that fucking amazing?

00:47:36.000 He ousted the Ukrainian investigator for not investigating his son.

00:47:44.000 That's pretty, pretty mental.

00:47:48.000 Did you see Ice Cube 17 is in the news?

00:47:51.000 So there's some crazy program trying to kiss black ass where they're spending billions and billions.

00:47:57.000 They're accepting the less narrative that America's racist.

00:48:01.000 So us taxpayers are being punished for our latent racism with this program that's like $500 billion or something to provide jobs for black people.

00:48:12.000 You want to provide jobs for black people?

00:48:14.000 Stop rewarding women for having babies and dumping their baby daddy.

00:48:19.000 Welfare is shattering the black family.

00:48:22.000 We used to have, black families had jobs.

00:48:25.000 Those dads had jobs.

00:48:26.000 And their sons didn't get stuck in crime because they had a father.

00:48:30.000 The left has destroyed the black family.

00:48:33.000 And now we're taking the left's advice and pouring more money on the fire.

00:48:37.000 Let's buy away our racism.

00:48:39.000 We're not racist.

00:48:41.000 Welfare is bad for everyone.

00:48:43.000 Anyway, so they were doing this thing.

00:48:47.000 And IceCube went to the Democrats and said, can we get going on this?

00:48:50.000 And they said, no, because it would make Trump look good.

00:48:52.000 So he said, fine, I'll go with Trump.

00:48:54.000 And then Trump thanked IceCube.

00:48:56.000 And IceCube said, I'd never fucking support a fucking person like Trump.

00:49:02.000 IceCube defends advising the Trump administration on a plan for black America.

00:49:07.000 Every side is the dark side for us here in America.

00:49:12.000 How stupid is that?

00:49:13.000 You should watch the AIU Young Turks video he did recently where he says the shooter was a Young Turks fan because he shows this clip with Chenk where this black guy's talking about how all things black are bad.

00:49:24.000 Darkness, the dark side, and then all things white are good.

00:49:28.000 Heaven, clouds, and that is brainwashing to make black people feel good.

00:49:33.000 You're like, and Devin says, what about fucking white noise and black gold and a million other examples?

00:49:42.000 Are plants racist?

00:49:44.000 Because they don't grow in the dark?

00:49:46.000 They need light?

00:49:47.000 They need whiteness or they die?

00:49:51.000 Fucking idiotic.

00:49:54.000 But it's so the ice cube's getting all this backlash now, just like Johnny Rontin did for daring not to hate Trump.

00:50:00.000 And this is why proud boys have a disproportionate number of visible minorities and gays and Jews and Hispanics.

00:50:08.000 Because when they become MAGA, when they dare to go MAGA, they lose their friends and family, sometimes their fucking job.

00:50:14.000 Their marriage falls apart.

00:50:16.000 And we take them in with open arms.

00:50:18.000 Come on in, Miss Fit Toy.

00:50:20.000 Steve Bannon was talking about the Proud Boys.

00:50:23.000 4-4.

00:50:29.000 Known them to be a white supremacist organization.

00:50:31.000 I don't know much about them, but I knew some of the guys associated with them.

00:50:34.000 The guys I knew were never white supremacists.

00:50:37.000 There was kind of a male bonding association or Western Civilization to promote that, to promote camaraderie and male bonding, things like that.

00:50:46.000 But how did they, you've been spending time out there with them.

00:50:49.000 Why don't you describe what they're like?

00:50:51.000 What type of people are they?

00:50:52.000 Are they solid citizens?

00:50:54.000 What do we got here?

00:50:56.000 I'll be out with Proud Boys tonight.

00:50:57.000 They're probably, the ones I'll be out with are probably watching your show right now because I told them I was coming on.

00:51:04.000 They're not racial supremacists.

00:51:06.000 I haven't seen that at all.

00:51:07.000 Many are black or Hispanic.

00:51:10.000 I mean, they're different races, actually.

00:51:12.000 Now, if you want to talk about racial supremacy, that's Antifa.

00:51:15.000 That's BLM.

00:51:16.000 That's also Boogaloo Boys.

00:51:22.000 Cowboys, they're not that.

00:51:24.000 You know, Joe Biden, out of all the different groups in the world to pick, he picked the exact one wrong, the exact group that he should not have picked and grouped in with the racial supremacists because they're simply not.

00:51:37.000 They're racially very diverse.

00:51:40.000 You've been in combat situations for 20 years.

00:51:43.000 You've really been out of the country in countries.

00:51:46.000 And then there was an article, My Fling with a Proud Boy, 4-3.

00:51:50.000 And she says, a young liberal reflects on what a far-right romance taught her about men, women, love, and Life.

00:52:00.000 See, this is what we're about.

00:52:02.000 We're saying, put a ring on it.

00:52:04.000 Stop fucking around.

00:52:06.000 How much Coke do you have to do?

00:52:07.000 How many bitches do you need to fuck?

00:52:10.000 Look at these 40-year-old comedians, stand-up comedians in New York.

00:52:14.000 They fucked like 200 women.

00:52:16.000 They get drunk every night.

00:52:17.000 They watch TV all day.

00:52:19.000 You go, this is not a life.

00:52:21.000 This is an adolescence.

00:52:22.000 You're a wrinkled teenager.

00:52:24.000 Grow the fuck up.

00:52:26.000 But you know who I think this guy is?

00:52:28.000 You might not remember him because he sounds very eccentric.

00:52:31.000 He's vegan and he's got this long beard.

00:52:33.000 Remember, there was that German dude who looked half black.

00:52:37.000 His beard is down to here.

00:52:38.000 He'd always wear old-timey tweed clothes and stuff.

00:52:42.000 And he'd carry a protractor.

00:52:45.000 I'd go, what the fuck's in your pocket?

00:52:47.000 It's a protractor.

00:52:48.000 Randosis.

00:52:49.000 Yeah, well, don't dox him, moron.

00:52:51.000 Well, no, he's out and about.

00:52:53.000 I mean.

00:52:54.000 And you're like, you draw a lot of circles.

00:52:56.000 So she didn't.

00:52:57.000 And then the picture they use is one of these tough vet types.

00:52:59.000 He's like a most eccentric member.

00:53:03.000 Well, yeah, he was a Mason.

00:53:04.000 Yeah.

00:53:05.000 But he still had the same values as the rest.

00:53:08.000 We're very diverse.

00:53:11.000 Speaking of the alt-right, what in the F is going on with Baked Alaska?

00:53:18.000 I consider him a friend, but that doesn't make me responsible for everything he's ever said.

00:53:24.000 I think he's pretty dumb, but my experiences with him has been good.

00:53:30.000 But then I see shit like this and I'm like, dude, what are you doing?

00:53:33.000 I don't really get you.

00:53:34.000 I think he might just be a moron.

00:53:37.000 But the first thing I noticed was this debate he did with Jim Goad, which is a dumb thing to do.

00:53:42.000 Never debate Jim Goad.

00:53:46.000 I haven't had brain surgery.

00:53:47.000 So that's genetics.

00:53:48.000 I'm better to you again, Jim Goad, because I haven't had brain surgery.

00:53:52.000 Well, it owned brain surgery.

00:53:57.000 We met that guy at Harry's.

00:53:58.000 He wouldn't wear a pocket square, and I told him, you got to wear a pocket square.

00:54:01.000 Oh, really?

00:54:02.000 You were freaking me.

00:54:05.000 I just joined this live stream to say...

00:54:08.000 So that's his diss.

00:54:10.000 These guys talking trash on the internet, it's fucking pathetic.

00:54:14.000 I've never had brain surgery, so I'm better than you, Jim Goad.

00:54:18.000 What a dumb insult.

00:54:19.000 And don't insult people on the internet.

00:54:21.000 It's a pussy move.

00:54:24.000 Tony Soprano didn't tweet his threats.

00:54:27.000 He just did it.

00:54:28.000 You want to fight someone, wait till you're in front of them and say, you want to fucking go?

00:54:32.000 But all this like, I'm better than you, bitch.

00:54:35.000 It's like Louis C.K. talks about the way we act in cars.

00:54:38.000 And we're like, fuck you.

00:54:39.000 I hope you die.

00:54:41.000 And we'll give them the finger.

00:54:43.000 And he goes, imagine you're in the elevator with someone.

00:54:46.000 You just go, fuck you, you cunt.

00:54:50.000 We only do it when we're in a steel box.

00:54:52.000 And this is even more pussyish than a steel box.

00:54:55.000 So now Baked Alaska comes on to call him a child rapist faggot.

00:55:02.000 Jim Goad is a fucking faggot.

00:55:04.000 You're fucking gay.

00:55:05.000 You're retarded.

00:55:06.000 You've always been retarded.

00:55:08.000 You're retarded, Baked.

00:55:11.000 I know.

00:55:11.000 Look at him baked Alaska.

00:55:13.000 You always talk about me, Jim Goad.

00:55:14.000 Why don't you keep getting sucked off by black guys, bro?

00:55:18.000 I don't know anything about you other than you're a fucking gay skinhead and you love getting your cock sucked off.

00:55:25.000 You were the dumbest guy you were talking about.

00:55:27.000 Jeff Spikoli of the All-Right.

00:55:30.000 Jeff Spikoli of the All-Right.

00:55:31.000 That's pretty accurate.

00:55:32.000 That is really accurate.

00:55:34.000 And that's a good insight.

00:55:35.000 You know what he's talking about?

00:55:36.000 So in Shit Magnet, Jim talks about when he was 18 and he had a gay thing where some other black 18-year-old sucked him off.

00:55:46.000 Huh.

00:55:47.000 I didn't know that.

00:55:48.000 Okay.

00:55:50.000 I don't fucking care.

00:55:51.000 So he's not gay.

00:55:53.000 And then he's, I think in the book he called it, said black kid, because he was like a kid.

00:55:58.000 They were all kids.

00:55:59.000 Oh, and then we started.

00:55:59.000 And that became, he has regularly, that was 40 years ago, but apparently he regularly, according to them, they take this one anecdote from a book about a fucked up childhood and they make it into his lifestyle.

00:56:10.000 That's the gotcha, which is stupid.

00:56:16.000 The alt-right's fucking gay.

00:56:18.000 I don't care about the retard.

00:56:19.000 You're retarded.

00:56:20.000 You're retarded.

00:56:21.000 Holy was awesome.

00:56:23.000 You're retarded, man.

00:56:24.000 Why do you love getting your dick sucked by black guys?

00:56:27.000 It was 40 years ago, man.

00:56:29.000 Oh, 40.

00:56:30.000 See, I don't even, I'm not even that old.

00:56:33.000 Right.

00:56:33.000 Yeah, but you're still retarded.

00:56:35.000 I am retarded.

00:56:36.000 So are you mad about this?

00:56:37.000 At least you can admit it.

00:56:39.000 It's a disability, and I'm proud of that.

00:56:41.000 All right.

00:56:42.000 Well, I'd rather be retarded than be a faggot like you.

00:56:46.000 You can look up my girlfriend, but hey, you know, I have all these women just.

00:56:50.000 You mean you're black?

00:56:51.000 Black voice.

00:56:52.000 It's so fucking hot.

00:56:52.000 It's insane.

00:56:55.000 Why is this like you think that's a kill shot?

00:56:57.000 You had your dick sucked.

00:56:59.000 You're a faggot.

00:57:01.000 It was 40 years ago.

00:57:03.000 60% of males have.

00:57:05.000 And I'm sure you have.

00:57:07.000 You're calling people faggot all the time.

00:57:09.000 I mean, that is, my son is 12.

00:57:12.000 I hear his friends talking.

00:57:14.000 I think they may have said that last year when they're playing video games, like, shut up, faggot.

00:57:19.000 Or I can't understand what you're saying.

00:57:21.000 Take the dick out of your mouth.

00:57:22.000 That's 11 years old, sort of.

00:57:24.000 12, you start going, wow, whatever.

00:57:26.000 And that's, I'm going to call you shithead.

00:57:28.000 If you think somebody's actually gay, you don't call them a faggot.

00:57:30.000 And then when you get older, to call an adult male a faggot because you think he's gay, that's like calling someone with Down syndrome a retard.

00:57:38.000 Yeah, it's just about.

00:57:39.000 Yeah.

00:57:40.000 You don't do that.

00:57:41.000 This is a devolved.

00:57:43.000 In fact, Anne says, I've used that word, and it's okay for me to use that word because I would never use it on someone with Down syndrome, and no one would.

00:57:51.000 That's why you say that word because it's a given that you're not saying it to an actual retard.

00:57:57.000 So that annoyed me.

00:57:58.000 That was one.

00:57:59.000 And now, and I hate doing this because it's giving the left more fodder.

00:58:05.000 The fucking loser left who stalks everyone, like Vic Berger and Tim Heidecker and Nathan Bernard and Andy Campbell and Christopher Matthias and Samantha Kuttner.

00:58:16.000 And there's this whole cabal.

00:58:19.000 And all they do is follow right-wing white men and try to catch them doing bad things.

00:58:26.000 That's their whole life.

00:58:27.000 How fucking pathetic is that?

00:58:29.000 Well, they're Fighting hate.

00:58:31.000 No, you don't do hate when it's from blacks.

00:58:33.000 You don't do hate when it's from Muslims.

00:58:36.000 You don't do hate when it's from Jews or Hispanics.

00:58:39.000 You're just focused on catching white males doing bad.

00:58:43.000 What a pathetic, self-hating piece of shit you are.

00:58:48.000 So, yeah.

00:58:50.000 He seems to be going on this tirade where he fucks with people who tell him to wear a mask.

00:58:55.000 And I get that.

00:58:56.000 The mask is stupid.

00:58:57.000 It doesn't work.

00:58:58.000 But you're not going to get a lot of sympathizers by fucking with people who are busting their ass for $15 an hour.

00:59:07.000 Okay, let's find out.

00:59:09.000 Sweet.

00:59:12.000 Like, you're fulfilling every negative stereotype about Trump men.

00:59:18.000 Yeah, hold up.

00:59:20.000 Okay, where's the water, Sam?

00:59:24.000 He's had his YouTube channel shut down, and I think he's kicked off Twitter too.

00:59:27.000 I think Tim Heidecker helped that along.

00:59:30.000 Oh, definitely.

00:59:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:59:31.000 Tim Heidecker does.

00:59:32.000 That's, again, that's his job.

00:59:34.000 What a weirdo.

00:59:35.000 He got Sam Hyde canceled.

00:59:37.000 Yep.

00:59:38.000 Yeah, I'm trying to put it on right now.

00:59:43.000 Shut the fuck up, bitch.

00:59:45.000 How about that?

00:59:47.000 You're a little communist snitch, bro.

00:59:50.000 You leave.

00:59:51.000 You small ass dick, motherfucker.

00:59:53.000 Now he's calling Asian small dicks.

00:59:55.000 What are you going to do about it?

00:59:57.000 What are you going to do about it, bitch?

00:59:59.000 How about you don't talk to me like that?

01:00:01.000 Fucking small ass dick, bitch.

01:00:03.000 Huh?

01:00:04.000 Small ass?

01:00:05.000 You can't throw ass in the middle when you're calling someone saying they have a small dick.

01:00:09.000 Because a small ass is a thing.

01:00:12.000 And it implies you want them to have a more plump buttocks.

01:00:15.000 A big bum.

01:00:16.000 I wouldn't even eat your ass.

01:00:17.000 No, thank you.

01:00:18.000 Your ass is tiny and it sucks.

01:00:22.000 I showed him.

01:00:23.000 He's concerned about his penis size.

01:00:25.000 I don't like your ass and your dick isn't...

01:00:27.000 It wouldn't fulfill my dad.

01:00:28.000 I would not fuck you.

01:00:29.000 I hate faggots and I hate small dicks.

01:00:33.000 That's a video drop.

01:00:37.000 You're fucking cucks, dude.

01:00:39.000 Look at you.

01:00:40.000 Look at you.

01:00:41.000 You're fucking 400 ass pounds.

01:00:42.000 Get out of the fucking dick.

01:00:43.000 You just got shut down.

01:00:44.000 Because the cops came in and the bartender wasn't wearing a mask.

01:00:47.000 No way.

01:00:48.000 Yeah.

01:00:48.000 They said this is a warning.

01:00:49.000 You're shut down for the rest of the day.

01:00:51.000 And we'll see how you act tomorrow.

01:00:53.000 But yeah, businesses are getting shut down left and right in New York City.

01:00:57.000 Bitch, they did the whole block, by the way.

01:01:00.000 Two Mexican spots.

01:01:01.000 Get out of here.

01:01:02.000 We used to go to for lunch.

01:01:03.000 They shut those all down for the day.

01:01:05.000 And they're doing shit like, we can't see your capacity sign.

01:01:09.000 And there's no sandwiches.

01:01:10.000 And they go, we don't have a receipt thing.

01:01:13.000 Well, you need to write out.

01:01:14.000 I need written out bar tabs.

01:01:16.000 Now, again, I never blame the boys in blue for this.

01:01:18.000 This is their fucking, fuck the police's boss.

01:01:22.000 Chromosomes.

01:01:22.000 This is the top brass saying, we got to crack down.

01:01:25.000 It's three weeks before the election.

01:01:27.000 We got to make COVID seem worse so people don't go to vote.

01:01:31.000 Bitch.

01:01:33.000 Blue hair ass-looking ass bitch.

01:01:36.000 Pull your mask up.

01:01:37.000 How about fuck you?

01:01:38.000 Shut the hell up and get the hell out of there.

01:01:40.000 Oh, triggered.

01:01:42.000 Dude, we got someone triggered over here.

01:01:44.000 You are triggered as fuck, Emily.

01:01:47.000 So this is blowing up all over the news.

01:01:49.000 Can you imagine if a black dude was doing this?

01:01:52.000 Would there be any outrage?

01:01:55.000 You'd never hear about it.

01:01:58.000 And then here he is at some outdoor store.

01:02:02.000 This has become his thing.

01:02:03.000 Holy shit, I'm wrinkly.

01:02:05.000 I got wasted last night and did not sleep very well.

01:02:09.000 Speaking of it, I wonder if he's drunk.

01:02:10.000 I thought he was like not drinking because he can't or something.

01:02:14.000 But he sounds drunk.

01:02:15.000 Like, I don't know.

01:02:16.000 I've been watching his streams.

01:02:17.000 He doesn't act that way.

01:02:18.000 He's actually pretty quiet.

01:02:19.000 He had like Nick on the stream and it was just him just kind of standing there.

01:02:22.000 This is most of his streams.

01:02:23.000 He stands there, reads the comments.

01:02:25.000 He's like, all right.

01:02:26.000 Yo, let's go.

01:02:29.000 And then kind of like looking around.

01:02:31.000 That really helps God's argument that he's retarded.

01:02:33.000 I texted him and I said, what is your deal these days?

01:02:38.000 But the main attraction has been this girl, Sammy, who works at Taco Bell.

01:02:43.000 And they hung out and stuff like that.

01:02:45.000 And he was streaming just them sitting there.

01:02:47.000 And just really nothing was going on.

01:02:49.000 But then she was so weird that everybody was kind of into that.

01:02:52.000 And then like, her generation is so fucking lame.

01:02:56.000 And she thought that watching a live stream of someone on a boring date.

01:03:02.000 Well, I know.

01:03:02.000 Try living.

01:03:04.000 Try living.

01:03:05.000 I got caught up into it for some reason, but that was the day before this whole thing.

01:03:11.000 Like that little saga was very short.

01:03:13.000 Well, there's more.

01:03:14.000 Let's go to the outdoors store.

01:03:15.000 I said six sugars, you stupid bitch.

01:03:17.000 Oh, no, that's the wrong one.

01:03:22.000 Well, was that 1-3?

01:03:25.000 Yeah.

01:03:27.000 Alt-right live streamers, but oh, no, no.

01:03:30.000 That was outdoors, and this one looks to be indoors, but let's see.

01:03:34.000 No, when I say outdoors, I mean a store that sells camping shit, you fucking tard.

01:03:38.000 Oh.

01:03:39.000 Uh, yeah, I actually do.

01:03:41.000 Do you have one?

01:03:42.000 Yeah, we do.

01:03:43.000 All right, thank you.

01:03:44.000 I have one here to say, fuck your mask.

01:03:48.000 I'm not wearing it.

01:03:49.000 Okay, get out then, man.

01:03:50.000 No, I'm gonna, I'm gonna, uh, I want.

01:03:52.000 Do you guys have any um get out?

01:03:54.000 Do you have pepper?

01:03:55.000 Do you have bear spray?

01:03:56.000 Um, no.

01:03:57.000 Okay, okay.

01:03:57.000 I'm sorry.

01:03:58.000 I'm sorry.

01:03:58.000 Can I get a mask?

01:03:59.000 I was just kidding.

01:04:00.000 You can't really stand that low.

01:04:02.000 Get out.

01:04:02.000 Let me get a mask.

01:04:04.000 What do you mean?

01:04:04.000 I don't know if you can.

01:04:05.000 Do these guys.

01:04:06.000 These guys don't have an opinion on COVID.

01:04:09.000 They're just paying their bills.

01:04:12.000 Okay.

01:04:15.000 This is why I don't like prank calls when they call a pizza place.

01:04:20.000 I always change the channel.

01:04:21.000 Because I hate someone who's working their ass off, having their time wasted by some asshole who's not at work and probably doesn't have a job.

01:04:34.000 Creaky floor.

01:04:36.000 These are nice tents.

01:04:37.000 Ooh, Mondo.

01:04:38.000 Mondo could use a new tent, couldn't he?

01:04:41.000 All right.

01:04:42.000 Ooh, hats.

01:04:43.000 Dude.

01:04:44.000 This hat looks based.

01:04:46.000 Okay.

01:04:48.000 Yo, dude.

01:04:49.000 He really is the gestule of the old, right?

01:04:52.000 Yeah, I want to get this shit.

01:04:53.000 Dick.

01:04:53.000 Shit's bum.

01:05:00.000 You calling the cops over a mask?

01:05:03.000 There's no mask mandate in Arizona, ma'am.

01:05:06.000 There is no mask mandate in Arizona, ma'am.

01:05:09.000 Yeah, exactly.

01:05:12.000 Can I just buy this hat real quick?

01:05:14.000 But that is kind of an interesting point.

01:05:16.000 That there's no mask mandate in Arizona.

01:05:18.000 Hmm.

01:05:19.000 Because in New York, I just said you'll get shut down.

01:05:22.000 But apparently they wouldn't be shut down if they...

01:05:25.000 Huh.

01:05:27.000 I'm not being a dickhead.

01:05:28.000 I want to buy this hat.

01:05:30.000 That's cute.

01:05:30.000 We're not going to sell anything.

01:05:32.000 Why not?

01:05:32.000 Let me just buy the hat.

01:05:34.000 Is this not America, bro?

01:05:35.000 No, we've asked you to leave your hat.

01:05:37.000 Oh, it's not America.

01:05:38.000 So you're telling us nice.

01:05:40.000 You sound really interesting.

01:05:41.000 So what does CZK mean?

01:05:42.000 Is that Czechoslovakian money he's getting?

01:05:47.000 How much do people usually donate?

01:05:49.000 I don't know.

01:05:49.000 I think he does pretty good.

01:05:50.000 Like, there was like a thousand people watching when I was checking it out.

01:05:55.000 Realizing it.

01:05:56.000 All women do that.

01:05:57.000 Once she gets you, don't give a damn.

01:05:59.000 She will be cute AF.

01:06:01.000 There's this funny thing where they were donating to that broke check I was talking to you about.

01:06:04.000 And then after a while, he was like, he was like, oh, right.

01:06:07.000 So that's how much they raised for you.

01:06:09.000 And then the donations kept coming in.

01:06:11.000 And then he was like, then instead of being like, oh, they raised that for you, he was like, oh, thanks.

01:06:15.000 Somebody just sent me 50 bucks.

01:06:17.000 It's pretty cool.

01:06:18.000 Like, he just like, all right, that's all.

01:06:21.000 This is going to be mine now.

01:06:22.000 Why am I in this person's shitty brain?

01:06:24.000 I want to embrace the true American spirit.

01:06:26.000 We don't need masks.

01:06:27.000 We want to breathe the fresh air.

01:06:29.000 What's wrong with that?

01:06:30.000 You sound very smart.

01:06:31.000 Stop, please.

01:06:31.000 I can normally get so hard.

01:06:34.000 I sound very smart.

01:06:35.000 Yeah, I am smart.

01:06:36.000 Yeah.

01:06:37.000 Yeah, there's about 0.004% people die from this thing.

01:06:41.000 Sure?

01:06:42.000 Yeah.

01:06:43.000 So why are you so triggered?

01:06:46.000 I don't think we're going to try to be.

01:06:48.000 Yeah.

01:06:48.000 Yeah, you are.

01:06:49.000 You're getting mad.

01:06:50.000 I'm just trying to buy a hat.

01:06:52.000 Just let me buy the hat and let me move on my way.

01:06:54.000 Is that really what you're trying to do?

01:06:55.000 I want to buy my hat.

01:06:56.000 I want to buy my baby.

01:06:58.000 Who carries a baby like that?

01:07:00.000 You need to team up with some vegan.

01:07:01.000 You've got to be an immigrant, right?

01:07:03.000 You just carry it around.

01:07:05.000 You get a little baby backpack or something.

01:07:07.000 Ultimate angle.

01:07:09.000 Why not?

01:07:10.000 Okay, keep going towards Angie.

01:07:11.000 I'm worried this is a boring episode.

01:07:13.000 It's a nice hat.

01:07:15.000 So he calls the cops.

01:07:16.000 Go back now to the cop thing.

01:07:20.000 Stop.

01:07:21.000 Okay.

01:07:21.000 Stop.

01:07:21.000 Put your camera down.

01:07:22.000 Put your hands behind your back.

01:07:24.000 What's wrong?

01:07:24.000 What did I do?

01:07:25.000 You've committed trespassing.

01:07:26.000 I already talked to them on my way here.

01:07:28.000 They asked you five times to leave.

01:07:30.000 That's more than I'm leaving right now, sir.

01:07:31.000 Doesn't matter.

01:07:32.000 You lost that opportunity.

01:07:33.000 I'm leaving right now.

01:07:33.000 Turn around, put your hands behind your back.

01:07:35.000 Are you serious?

01:07:36.000 I'm dead serious.

01:07:38.000 Why are you?

01:07:38.000 Because these people called me and asked me to be here.

01:07:40.000 Because of a mask, bro.

01:07:41.000 There's no mask mandate in Arizona.

01:07:43.000 It's a friend.

01:07:44.000 I'm leaving right now.

01:07:44.000 No, you're not leaving right now.

01:07:46.000 Why?

01:07:46.000 Turn around and put your hands behind your back.

01:07:47.000 You're your arrest for trespassing.

01:07:49.000 I'm dead serious.

01:07:49.000 I'm leaving.

01:07:50.000 Doesn't matter.

01:07:51.000 You had that opportunity and you didn't do it.

01:07:54.000 I'm leaving right now.

01:07:56.000 You're going to leave this.

01:07:56.000 And I'm leaving right now.

01:07:57.000 No, let me leave.

01:07:58.000 No.

01:07:58.000 Yes.

01:07:59.000 No.

01:07:59.000 Stop.

01:08:00.000 You're going to be detained.

01:08:00.000 I don't want to do this to you.

01:08:02.000 Come on, turn around.

01:08:02.000 Can you please let me leave, sir?

01:08:03.000 Can we just...

01:08:04.000 I won't come back in here.

01:08:07.000 Okay.

01:08:08.000 These are the issues.

01:08:09.000 Okay, let's...

01:08:11.000 Okay, so that one's fun.

01:08:13.000 So you could argue that, you know, there's a dumb law in this country.

01:08:17.000 People are following it even when they don't have to.

01:08:18.000 I'm going to cause a stink.

01:08:20.000 I see that point.

01:08:21.000 But then with this last one, this doesn't seem to have a message.

01:08:25.000 This seems pretty indefensible.

01:08:28.000 I said six sugars, you stupid bitch!

01:08:31.000 I can't believe he did that.

01:08:33.000 I said six sugars, you said.

01:08:34.000 Shut up, baggage.

01:08:37.000 Don't talk.

01:08:38.000 What has this got to do with this?

01:08:39.000 Yeah, don't talk.

01:08:39.000 Come here, Paget.

01:08:41.000 How much?

01:08:41.000 Hold up.

01:08:42.000 Hold on.

01:08:43.000 I'll pay Pow you.

01:08:43.000 Hold my shit.

01:08:44.000 I'll just pay my shit.

01:08:46.000 World star.

01:08:48.000 I'll pay Palium.

01:08:49.000 Yeah.

01:08:50.000 You want to do this?

01:08:52.000 So this is middle-class white kids acting like poor black kids.

01:08:59.000 Oh, you come here.

01:08:59.000 I'm ready.

01:09:00.000 Why am I going to come up to you?

01:09:02.000 I got my dudes up right now.

01:09:03.000 Come on.

01:09:03.000 Let's do it.

01:09:04.000 Let's do it.

01:09:06.000 Let's do it.

01:09:07.000 Let's do it.

01:09:07.000 Come on, do you come up with me?

01:09:08.000 It's the whole video, by the way.

01:09:10.000 Them just antagonizing this guy.

01:09:11.000 And then they pepper spray him.

01:09:13.000 I mean, what?

01:09:14.000 Yeah, you are harassing me first.

01:09:15.000 There's a camera right behind you filming you.

01:09:19.000 There's literally two cameras behind you filming you.

01:09:20.000 Who's talking?

01:09:22.000 The guy's filming.

01:09:22.000 Come on.

01:09:23.000 I'm so baked as hear them.

01:09:25.000 Are you even from here?

01:09:27.000 Are you from here?

01:09:28.000 You look like a transplant.

01:09:30.000 You know what you are?

01:09:30.000 You look like a cuck, actually.

01:09:32.000 You look like a transplant.

01:09:34.000 Always fucking transplanted to my city.

01:09:37.000 If this is comedy, you're not choosing the right target.

01:09:39.000 And if it's political, there's no political message.

01:09:42.000 What are you guys doing?

01:09:42.000 Just being stupid.

01:09:44.000 Teens?

01:09:45.000 He was probably downtown.

01:09:49.000 Other than that, you got to choose your targets.

01:09:52.000 When I was his age, we were fighting Nazi skinheads.

01:09:56.000 We weren't talking trash.

01:09:58.000 We were doing it.

01:09:58.000 Of course, we were losing those fights because we were rich and they were poor.

01:10:03.000 They had more fights under their belt, but we were trying.

01:10:07.000 There was a point.

01:10:09.000 Low impulse control.

01:10:16.000 So one of them has a donut on a stick.

01:10:19.000 Like that they do to cops.

01:10:20.000 The Antifa does to cops.

01:10:23.000 By the way, on the internet, there's way more outrage about this than any Antifa stuff or any black looting.

01:10:31.000 Any of that.

01:10:33.000 Vandalism, burning down cities.

01:10:35.000 This seems to make people more angry.

01:10:41.000 Yeah.

01:10:41.000 This is content.

01:10:45.000 You're a little content.

01:10:47.000 You usually stream until content happens.

01:10:49.000 Come on, come on.

01:10:51.000 Oh, that guy would shrill that dude.

01:10:52.000 I know.

01:10:53.000 Look at his arms.

01:10:55.000 In fact, that looks like one of the fights where you just pick up the guy and throw him on the ground.

01:11:00.000 You're picking fights with random people.

01:11:01.000 You don't even know what I'm talking about.

01:11:02.000 You ask me to get a fight.

01:11:03.000 You feel called.

01:11:05.000 You're fighting first.

01:11:08.000 I'm technically defending myself.

01:11:09.000 Have it on film here.

01:11:10.000 Defend yourself.

01:11:11.000 Yeah, I'm defending myself.

01:11:12.000 Have it on film.

01:11:12.000 You're harassing.

01:11:13.000 Who the fuck?

01:11:14.000 I think he's going to run if the fight ever happens.

01:11:17.000 What is that?

01:11:20.000 Why don't you keep your mouth to the bottom?

01:11:22.000 I'm about to make you.

01:11:23.000 Yeah, fuck your master.

01:11:26.000 This is one of the weirdest flexes in this video.

01:11:28.000 When they tase him, He just stares at them like, is that all you got, bitch?

01:11:33.000 Really?

01:11:33.000 Yeah.

01:11:35.000 I don't care who you are.

01:11:36.000 Mace hurts your eyes.

01:11:39.000 I have seen guys stand up to tasers before.

01:11:43.000 But standing up to Mace?

01:11:46.000 You look like a child molesting.

01:11:47.000 Damn, a lot of child molesting shit.

01:11:50.000 I have seen about 900 videos of black teenagers, female teenagers behaving like this on actual public freakouts.

01:11:58.000 But it actually goes somewhere.

01:12:01.000 My mom should have fought for this country.

01:12:04.000 My mom is a patriot.

01:12:05.000 Armina.

01:12:06.000 We are in the weeds.

01:12:07.000 Yes, it is.

01:12:09.000 What is this?

01:12:10.000 My mom is a patriot.

01:12:14.000 My mom's got a purple heart.

01:12:15.000 What a stupid pile of garbage.

01:12:20.000 Go kill yourself.

01:12:21.000 I think they're severely autistic.

01:12:24.000 I think we have low IQs and severe autism going on.

01:12:26.000 You're a loser, bro.

01:12:28.000 Kill yourself.

01:12:29.000 I see emulation of black hip-hop culture.

01:12:32.000 Low impulse control.

01:12:35.000 Claiming to be Christian but acting disrespectful towards other Graham.

01:12:39.000 Yeah.

01:12:41.000 Looking for content, bro.

01:12:43.000 You're a loser, bro.

01:12:45.000 I mean, we are sitting here watching it.

01:12:46.000 Oh, he's his daddy.

01:12:48.000 It is content.

01:12:48.000 Yeah, it is content, bro.

01:12:51.000 Put our master on the floor.

01:12:53.000 Dude, I can make an ambulance.

01:12:57.000 Put that shit away.

01:12:58.000 Let's go fist to fist.

01:13:00.000 Your hands have been in your pockets the whole time.

01:13:02.000 David had his code, David.

01:13:04.000 I'm not dead.

01:13:05.000 David had no home, David.

01:13:06.000 What do you think I'm afraid of?

01:13:07.000 David, go home before you get arrested, bro.

01:13:09.000 You're like fucking two feet tall.

01:13:11.000 David, go home.

01:13:12.000 You're going to get arrested.

01:13:13.000 Don't touch all that.

01:13:16.000 This is loser city.

01:13:18.000 This is no dads.

01:13:19.000 I don't know who the fuck any of these people are, but these kids do not have dads.

01:13:24.000 If this was my son, holy shit, I would throw a car into the forest in a rage.

01:13:30.000 I don't think you could have self-defense.

01:13:32.000 I wouldn't even touch him.

01:13:33.000 I would just pulverize everything around him.

01:13:35.000 Cars, telephone poles.

01:13:37.000 I'd lift up a huge piece of the lawn.

01:13:39.000 That would be cool.

01:13:42.000 I'd smash every window in the house with my forehand.

01:13:44.000 That's pretty cool.

01:13:45.000 So that way I can dodge it and fucking punch you right in your jaw.

01:13:49.000 Go, David.

01:13:50.000 Do it.

01:13:50.000 Just leave.

01:13:51.000 Do it.

01:13:51.000 Just do it.

01:13:52.000 I don't think streaming is synonymous with self-respect.

01:13:55.000 Go home, David.

01:13:56.000 This is a low cultural point in our society.

01:14:01.000 Oh, baked up.

01:14:01.000 We're out there looking for fucking crap.

01:14:04.000 Should I skip?

01:14:05.000 Oh, wait.

01:14:06.000 I think I see a mace coming up.

01:14:07.000 Where's the mace?

01:14:08.000 I think it's right here.

01:14:11.000 He didn't start a fight, did he?

01:14:12.000 Yeah.

01:14:13.000 Wasn't he telling...

01:14:13.000 He dared to question them.

01:14:14.000 It's just you can't investigate.

01:14:19.000 Look, he just stands there.

01:14:20.000 Is that all you got?

01:14:21.000 Pepper spray?

01:14:22.000 Come on, bitch.

01:14:24.000 I think you would start going.

01:14:25.000 Like, you've got to close your eyes and get the fuck out of there.

01:14:28.000 I think about it, it starts going down his forehead, and I think in a little bit he goes, ow!

01:14:32.000 Oh, really?

01:14:34.000 That's a fight or flight.

01:14:38.000 You don't stand there with your little paddletan teleploying machine fucking recording you.

01:14:42.000 At least you have.

01:14:43.000 What's everybody doing here?

01:14:44.000 A network?

01:14:46.000 You don't need the footage.

01:14:48.000 Guys of shit with two 17-year-olds at a dinner shop.

01:14:55.000 You are starting shit.

01:14:57.000 I'm gay, bro.

01:14:58.000 I'm bisexual.

01:15:01.000 I'm bisexual.

01:15:03.000 So just keep forward.

01:15:05.000 You're a fucking loser, bro.

01:15:06.000 Get out of here.

01:15:07.000 And he keeps making David, go home.

01:15:10.000 This guy just pulled a knife.

01:15:12.000 And then he comes back.

01:15:16.000 So he calls the cops.

01:15:18.000 Jake up.

01:15:19.000 Let's get the fuck out of here.

01:15:23.000 Why?

01:15:23.000 Did you commit a crime that you streamed?

01:15:26.000 What the fuck?

01:15:27.000 What is everybody doing here?

01:15:28.000 Now they're taking off.

01:15:30.000 You know what was a funny thing?

01:15:30.000 The guy driving is like, I don't want you guys in my car.

01:15:34.000 I'm not joking.

01:15:35.000 Yeah, I bet.

01:15:36.000 Come on.

01:15:38.000 Pull over.

01:15:38.000 Go drop your guys off.

01:15:39.000 No, pull over.

01:15:40.000 It's a red light.

01:15:42.000 No.

01:15:43.000 You take your car.

01:15:45.000 I'm not going to drop you off.

01:15:46.000 Dude, we're going to check the car.

01:15:47.000 I don't give a fuck right now.

01:15:49.000 We want to make sure that...

01:15:50.000 Maybe that's an Uber.

01:15:51.000 Give us an ass.

01:15:52.000 Yeah, he's going to go.

01:15:55.000 He's going through it.

01:15:56.000 He's going through it.

01:15:56.000 Okay, Cape Town.

01:15:58.000 Calm down.

01:15:59.000 McRay, McGray.

01:16:01.000 Hey.

01:16:02.000 Well.

01:16:06.000 Let's have a little look at the behavior in Chicago, just to juxtapose it.

01:16:11.000 3-8.

01:16:14.000 Fucking 3-8.

01:16:18.000 Let's see what else is going on in the world.

01:16:28.000 So the guy who filmed this is his store.

01:16:33.000 So he's filming his security cameras.

01:16:36.000 Very few people can understand, as an entrepreneur, when you build up a store like that, your rent is nuts if you have any kind of decent foot traffic.

01:16:45.000 So I don't know where this is, but if it was in New York, it could be like $37,000 a month for your rent.

01:16:52.000 Even in the outskirts, even in Queens, you're looking at $2,000 a month minimum.

01:16:57.000 So you have that, you got your taxes, you're setting up the store.

01:17:00.000 You want to make sure that people who need this can get it sooner.

01:17:03.000 And I help develop software where they use your Wi-Fi and then you can tell where they spend their time in the store.

01:17:09.000 And then you look at that and you go, okay, so the purses are the thing I'm making the money on.

01:17:14.000 So this is his baby.

01:17:15.000 This is his home.

01:17:17.000 And it just becomes a fucking, he's watching his baby get raped, basically.

01:17:23.000 They're ripping apart everything.

01:17:25.000 He uses that to pay for his kids' college, his groceries, and they're just destroying it.

01:17:32.000 Realistically, how much do they each get a piece?

01:17:34.000 200 bucks, 300 bucks?

01:17:36.000 And they have to really spend time to sell it?

01:17:38.000 Yeah, no.

01:17:39.000 Right?

01:17:39.000 It just sits somewhere in their room.

01:17:41.000 They forget about it.

01:17:42.000 Some people just steal for the sake of stealing.

01:17:44.000 I was talking to a plumber who had this guy in the job, and this tool started disappearing.

01:17:49.000 And he caught him on camera stealing a hammer.

01:17:51.000 It was some cheap, like, $5 wood hammer.

01:17:55.000 You couldn't even sell it for a nickel.

01:17:57.000 Oh, my God.

01:17:57.000 No mask, by the way.

01:17:59.000 This is COVID.

01:18:00.000 You are doing a crime.

01:18:01.000 You should be wearing a mask.

01:18:04.000 So, one time you need a mask.

01:18:06.000 I bet it helps prevent identifying criminals more than it helps COVID wearing the face mask.

01:18:12.000 Or what's 3-7?

01:18:15.000 Are we done with Baked?

01:18:18.000 Yes.

01:18:18.000 There was a really funny prank that somebody did to Baked, convincing him that somebody stabbed him in the neck with a syringe at WestFest.

01:18:28.000 No, you have the wrong link up.

01:18:29.000 3-9, I meant.

01:18:31.000 Oh.

01:18:33.000 That was pretty funny to watch.

01:18:35.000 Someone convinced him that they stabbed him in the neck?

01:18:37.000 Yeah, he's like, bro, no, please, no, dude, dude, really?

01:18:39.000 He's like, dude, I'm just telling you what I saw.

01:18:41.000 It was actually, hold on.

01:18:46.000 It was very funny.

01:18:50.000 This is the thing I don't get with removing the styrofoam.

01:18:54.000 I gotta go.

01:18:55.000 Do you think you look less guilty carrying just a TV down the street?

01:18:59.000 There's the warranty you're gonna lose the remote.

01:19:03.000 You got the USB cables.

01:19:06.000 But this attitude is it's free TVs.

01:19:09.000 They got insurance.

01:19:11.000 And I think it comes from the media telling black people that they're not part of society.

01:19:14.000 White people hate them.

01:19:15.000 You got to see this movie, Uncle Tom.

01:19:18.000 UncleTom.com.

01:19:19.000 Oh, we also have to look at the war on the president, that new movie.

01:19:22.000 Shit.

01:19:23.000 True.

01:19:23.000 Maybe we should watch that together.

01:19:27.000 So if society hates me and I'm never going to get a job and they have magic money that appears in the sky, I might as well take a TV.

01:19:35.000 Most people would see that and go, I don't want to do that.

01:19:38.000 Those trains are my trains.

01:19:39.000 Those TVs are my TVs.

01:19:41.000 They're in my country.

01:19:42.000 I don't want to, like, like when my wife slipped in Brooklyn at a CVS, this Puerto Rican woman goes, stay down, stay down.

01:19:50.000 I got you.

01:19:51.000 I got you.

01:19:53.000 Like, I don't want.

01:19:55.000 Someone sent me a, there's some lawsuit going on for people who visited someone in prison, and we had visited people in prison within the timeframe.

01:20:03.000 He's like, dude, free money going down.

01:20:04.000 I'm like, no, I don't want that.

01:20:07.000 It's not right.

01:20:11.000 But you just said that if you had Joe Biden's opportunities, you might have done the same evil thing to your son.

01:20:17.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:20:19.000 It was for invasive searches, right?

01:20:21.000 What?

01:20:22.000 It was for invasive searches.

01:20:25.000 What are you talking about?

01:20:25.000 Oh, is that it?

01:20:26.000 Yeah, I believe.

01:20:27.000 I remember that going on.

01:20:29.000 So what was, is there, is there video footage of the Baked Alaska thing?

01:20:34.000 No, no, no, no.

01:20:36.000 It was at a party.

01:20:37.000 You saw someone, a friend of mine actually, convince him that he had just been stabbed in the neck with a syringe.

01:20:42.000 He was convinced because somebody was fucking with him just like jokingly, and they were like, they were pretending they had something.

01:20:47.000 Not cool, by the way.

01:20:48.000 But yeah, the guy just be like, yeah, dude, I don't know if you saw it, but he put like a syringe in your neck.

01:20:53.000 I don't know.

01:20:54.000 Weird.

01:20:55.000 And he was like, Biggie was like, dude, please tell me, that's not true, right?

01:20:58.000 Please?

01:20:59.000 And it kept going for like an hour.

01:21:01.000 And I was like, just tell him.

01:21:03.000 Just tell him that that didn't happen.

01:21:04.000 So with the riots, it appears that the blacks are doing the looting and the whites are doing the protesting.

01:21:09.000 This is all under the auspices of Black Lives Matter.

01:21:12.000 Look at the people who are getting arrested for a Black Lives Matter rally.

01:21:19.000 One black guy, two black guys.

01:21:22.000 A cat.

01:21:23.000 No, no.

01:21:24.000 Keep going.

01:21:27.000 Freaks.

01:21:28.000 You know, I bet all these mugshots have been really bad for Antifa because that black woman looks so fucking familiar, dude.

01:21:36.000 Yeah.

01:21:37.000 That black woman looks like the one who faked the hate crime.

01:21:42.000 This might just be bullshit.

01:21:43.000 Is there fact checks on this?

01:21:44.000 Because I've seen some...

01:21:46.000 No, this was not a person that was arrested for that guy.

01:21:49.000 Wait, stop.

01:21:50.000 The guy right there.

01:21:52.000 You see the guy with the glasses with the blue hair?

01:21:55.000 Yeah.

01:21:55.000 Right below him, there's a gay-looking dude.

01:21:58.000 That guy I've seen in lots of BLM protests.

01:22:01.000 He's the one who dresses like a shitty granny.

01:22:06.000 Yeah, I think these are just random Portland mugshots.

01:22:11.000 And the black woman is from the hate crime.

01:22:13.000 What's the other one?

01:22:14.000 There's another link there, 3-7?

01:22:19.000 I mean, memes are not facts.

01:22:22.000 But...

01:22:22.000 Wait, that's 3-7.

01:22:25.000 Wait, 3-6 and 3-7 are two examples of people being arrested at...

01:22:28.000 3-6.

01:22:29.000 Oh, this is 3-6.

01:22:31.000 The way you can tell 3-6 is there's a number 3 and then a number 6 next to it.

01:22:40.000 Here's every Antifa goon arrested in Portland last night during their BLM anti-police protest.

01:22:45.000 Yeah, I trust not the B much more.

01:22:47.000 Look at that.

01:22:47.000 100% white.

01:22:50.000 But I was going to say, I think this is bad branding for Antifa because when they had masks, you could imagine a cooler dude.

01:22:57.000 And now we see that they're ugly losers.

01:22:59.000 So now when people think of Antifa, they think of ugly fat losers.

01:23:05.000 All right.

01:23:05.000 Well, that was a deep dive on Baked Alaska.

01:23:09.000 And it was a deep dive on Biden.

01:23:13.000 Oh, we have two more.

01:23:15.000 One more Antifa thing.

01:23:17.000 41 and 42, and then we'll go to the mailbag.

01:23:20.000 4-1.

01:23:21.000 I mean, you've seen this before, but they're taking, look at these statues.

01:23:25.000 Everyone cheers as they take down Roosevelt and Lincoln.

01:23:29.000 That's Teddy Roosevelt.

01:23:31.000 And what this is, is this is our teachers, K through 12, are our enemies.

01:23:36.000 The teachers are our enemies.

01:23:39.000 And they have taught these dumb kids, these just Bacolis of the alt left, that our history is disgusting and wrong.

01:23:47.000 And it doesn't matter that Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves.

01:23:50.000 He represents America and our history.

01:23:51.000 And we hate our history because we hate our America because we're ashamed of this place because it was stolen from the Indians and built by slaves.

01:24:00.000 Once you say that, you shit on this country.

01:24:03.000 Stealing a TV seems fine because this country hates me.

01:24:06.000 And if you're white, you want to rip down all the statues because this country is corrupt and evil.

01:24:13.000 Look at 4-2.

01:24:15.000 I'm disappointed in law enforcement.

01:24:17.000 Dude, can't you just dress up as Antifa, go there, and like, remember that cop was hit in the head with a baseball bat?

01:24:24.000 It ended up being a politician's kid, by the way.

01:24:26.000 Now, they had to do that by going through video footage and they recognized his clothes.

01:24:30.000 And then you have a spy in there.

01:24:32.000 He's like, fuck the pigs.

01:24:34.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:24:34.000 All cops are bastards.

01:24:36.000 I hate them too.

01:24:37.000 Then you see someone hit a cop in the head with a baseball bat and you're like, that was awesome, dude.

01:24:42.000 Right on.

01:24:42.000 And now you tail him.

01:24:44.000 Now you could either tail him all the way to like the bar where he takes off his mask finally, or you call the cops and you're like, and plus they know you're you because you were sent there for that.

01:24:55.000 And you're like, I got the guy.

01:24:56.000 I got him around the 45th and 3rd.

01:24:59.000 And then when they grab him, you're like, that's the guy.

01:25:03.000 And you could even say, if I come up and say, fuck you, pig, fuck, fuck you.

01:25:08.000 No, fuck, fuck you, pig.

01:25:09.000 That means I'm the witness and you got the right guy.

01:25:13.000 So they grab him and he goes, fuck, fuck you, pig.

01:25:16.000 You're like, that's a weird thing to say.

01:25:17.000 We got him.

01:25:19.000 It's very simple to me.

01:25:21.000 Yeah.

01:25:21.000 Is there regulations against that?

01:25:22.000 Why don't they do that?

01:25:23.000 Do they have to fill in paperwork and be like, well, technically, that's invasion or some stupid legal term?

01:25:29.000 Invasion?

01:25:29.000 I just made something up.

01:25:30.000 Invasion.

01:25:32.000 I didn't think that was a real word.

01:25:34.000 Don't add that to your list, Lighthouse Tom.

01:25:39.000 They're throwing shit on this old guy.

01:25:46.000 Hey, old guys, if you're in a mob of BLM or Antifa, I don't care how tough you think you are.

01:25:52.000 They will kill you.

01:25:54.000 They will beat you senseless and then kick you in the head when you're down and you'll die.

01:25:59.000 So if you're around a BLM crowd and you're wearing something obviously patriotic, time to go.

01:26:06.000 Not worth it.

01:26:08.000 This is like Heather Heyer in Charlottesville.

01:26:12.000 You're vulnerable, my friend.

01:26:21.000 That's an Antifa tactic.

01:26:23.000 Yeah, fighting fire with wire.

01:26:26.000 So go forward a bit.

01:26:26.000 He gets sucker punched.

01:26:32.000 Right now.

01:26:35.000 Keep your eyes on the right.

01:26:39.000 Just comes out of nowhere, sucker punches him, and then runs away.

01:26:42.000 That's what happened when I got pepper sprayed.

01:26:44.000 Oh, they disappeared.

01:26:45.000 I would have had to be the fucking best ninja in the world to grab his hand.

01:26:48.000 Yeah.

01:26:48.000 Because he went through a bunch of people and then pss and then gone.

01:26:53.000 Yep.

01:26:53.000 What a coward.

01:26:55.000 He had a mask on.

01:26:57.000 And what did we do?

01:26:58.000 We went marching right into the mob.

01:27:00.000 We weren't a lone old man.

01:27:02.000 We were a group of 15.

01:27:03.000 Oh, you were there.

01:27:03.000 You got arrested.

01:27:04.000 I infiltrated as Antifa.

01:27:05.000 I did not know.

01:27:06.000 Oh, yeah, you did.

01:27:06.000 Yeah.

01:27:07.000 I was saying Uhuru to the guys across the street.

01:27:10.000 I didn't know how intense Antifa was because I had just been to Deplorable.

01:27:13.000 That's the first time I saw Antifa.

01:27:15.000 And they were burning flags and shit, but I was walking amongst them.

01:27:18.000 Paul and Stephen were walking amongst them.

01:27:20.000 I had my mag hat on and everything.

01:27:22.000 I got one guy trying to grab my hat and block my camera.

01:27:24.000 That's it.

01:27:26.000 So I was like, these guys aren't intense.

01:27:28.000 And I learned that night, no, they'll isolate you, try to fuck you up with a bunch of their friends and then fail.

01:27:33.000 And I'll get arrested.

01:27:34.000 Yeah, for Pete's creeps.

01:27:35.000 You got arrested for beating them up after they mobbed you.

01:27:38.000 For reals.

01:27:38.000 What do you think of that, Trump?

01:27:40.000 Believe me, and I am always right.

01:27:42.000 Yeah.

01:27:44.000 Let's go to the mailbag.

01:27:46.000 Let's go to the mailbox.

01:27:48.000 Ready?

01:27:50.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:27:55.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:28:01.000 Let me touch it.

01:28:05.000 That guy deserves the Nobel Peace Prize for writing that song.

01:28:08.000 It's really good.

01:28:09.000 It doesn't even get on my nerves.

01:28:10.000 And I've heard it a hundred times.

01:28:12.000 It's so good.

01:28:13.000 Thank you, sir, for making that song, whoever you are.

01:28:18.000 Trump video drop.

01:28:19.000 The last three to four seconds of this video were clipped by Wayne Dupree.

01:28:22.000 Would make a simple but useful Trump video drop.

01:28:27.000 Okay.

01:28:28.000 Zoom Ryan will be getting to that soon.

01:28:33.000 The last three to four seconds.

01:28:34.000 No masks.

01:28:35.000 No masks.

01:28:36.000 I'm not going to have an argument.

01:28:38.000 I'm not taking any chances.

01:28:40.000 I'm not going to have it argue.

01:28:42.000 Hey, I'm not having any arguments.

01:28:45.000 Jesus Christ.

01:28:49.000 Pretty good.

01:28:50.000 That's funny.

01:28:54.000 I thought this was interesting.

01:28:55.000 Thanks for calling into the show.

01:28:56.000 P.S. I still have Fag Zone art.

01:28:59.000 If you can give me a P.O. box.

01:29:01.000 He shows us this picture.

01:29:02.000 I love that guy.

01:29:04.000 What is taking you so fucking long, dude?

01:29:08.000 Yes, we've already shown that.

01:29:09.000 On one end of this barrier island on the coast of North Carolina, which is basically an enlarged sandbar.

01:29:17.000 It's one of my favorite subjects.

01:29:18.000 I honestly think the New York accent is gone this next generation.

01:29:23.000 I hear guys like this who have had enough of this fucking bullshit.

01:29:26.000 And then I talk to their 13-year-old son and he goes, yeah, my dad's really mad about this stuff.

01:29:30.000 He thinks it's really lame.

01:29:32.000 No, your dad's really fucking pissed off.

01:29:45.000 The dialect on this island is sometimes referred to as Hoi Toiters, which is their pronunciation of high tide.

01:29:51.000 Poitoid on the side side, high tide on the side side.

01:29:54.000 In the United States, the Okra Coke broke is probably the only dialect that is not identified as being from America.

01:30:03.000 I have a lot of people that think I'm from Australia or Ireland, yeah.

01:30:08.000 Look at these boats, these crabs.

01:30:10.000 You know, the first people who came here from England and Ireland, Scotland just stayed isolated.

01:30:15.000 I'm from Okra Coke.

01:30:16.000 Oh, yeah.

01:30:17.000 I am the 10th generation.

01:30:19.000 You're also dying, Fatso.

01:30:22.000 Dear Gavin McInnes and Fagin McInnes.

01:30:25.000 Brandy, a.k.a.

01:30:25.000 Bruce Jones, smashed the windows and attempted to attack news channel WKRG in Mobile, Alabama on Wednesday.

01:30:31.000 The purpose repeatedly yelled, I am God.

01:30:33.000 I have the meaning of life, while advancing on the station.

01:30:36.000 The report describes the attacker as Bruce in the story, but then goes on to say he was dressed as a woman and identified as Brandy.

01:30:42.000 I find it interesting that the news never reports that the attacker is transgender.

01:30:46.000 Do you believe this is because the media is going out of its way to not have a clearly mentally ill person attached to the transgender movement?

01:30:52.000 No, because they say you're a woman when you're a woman.

01:30:56.000 Because they don't want to get in shit.

01:30:57.000 We just had Amy Barnett, whatever her name is, Amy Comey Barrett, getting shit for saying sexual preference.

01:31:07.000 Because that implies it's a choice.

01:31:10.000 An anchor for the news station tweeted, scary morning for our station.

01:31:13.000 A man dressed as a woman uses a tire on to smash through our front doors.

01:31:15.000 He goes by the name Brandy Jones, but was identified as Bruce Jones.

01:31:18.000 Blah blah.

01:31:19.000 Thankfully, everyone's okay.

01:31:20.000 All right, this better be good.

01:31:22.000 The video is the second link, by the way.

01:31:24.000 Yep.

01:31:24.000 All right.

01:31:26.000 The long letter.

01:31:35.000 I like the music.

01:31:38.000 I did that.

01:31:43.000 You're completely fishing.

01:31:54.000 How cool they started playing that.

01:31:57.000 Because they recognized her.

01:32:00.000 Come on in, Brandy.

01:32:03.000 Hey, get that out of there.

01:32:05.000 That shouldn't be there anyway.

01:32:09.000 The weakest glass I've ever seen.

01:32:11.000 What is it?

01:32:11.000 Sugar glass?

01:32:12.000 Strongest Randy versus weakest glass.

01:32:14.000 Take it away.

01:32:23.000 Dude, your hands are going to get shredded.

01:32:27.000 He's sitting on the glass.

01:32:31.000 Oh, there we go.

01:32:32.000 There we go.

01:32:33.000 Hi, it's Rit Hoyer here.

01:32:43.000 Wow.

01:32:43.000 That's hilarious.

01:32:46.000 Hey, fellas, check out season two episode four of Running Wild with Bear Girls and Ed Holmes.

01:32:49.000 When I watched it, I thought it was impressive.

01:32:50.000 I admire men who are scared yet tough it out.

01:32:52.000 However, I now see Ed Holmes needs to be relentlessly mocked.

01:32:56.000 He showed how low T he is.

01:33:00.000 You could be scared of wild bears.

01:33:02.000 How long is this episode, dude?

01:33:06.000 Just 41 minutes.

01:33:07.000 Oh, good.

01:33:08.000 I guess we're going to have an extra long app.

01:33:10.000 Let's see here.

01:33:11.000 Let's look for a fearful moment.

01:33:14.000 No, that's not scary.

01:33:16.000 Pretty well, actually.

01:33:18.000 You look great.

01:33:19.000 Thank you.

01:33:20.000 Sleeping next to bear grylls was unexpectedly romantic.

01:33:25.000 He was spooning me from time to time, which I didn't mind because it was cold last night.

01:33:33.000 I don't think you notice.

01:33:36.000 Well, the good news is we've got a little bit more wilderness workout to do.

01:33:40.000 All right.

01:33:41.000 You ready for it?

01:33:42.000 I'm ready.

01:33:43.000 Okay, put the fire out, get our stuff packed up, and get out of here.

01:33:47.000 So today...

01:33:48.000 You know, JB has an open invite for any of the censored family, probably me and Biggs, to go down and learn how to start fires, build some shelters, lean to's.

01:34:00.000 South?

01:34:00.000 Somewhere in the south.

01:34:01.000 Okay, that could be a good app.

01:34:03.000 Anyway, can we find this guy being a douche?

01:34:06.000 Yeah.

01:34:07.000 This feels.

01:34:14.000 Beautiful.

01:34:15.000 Beautiful.

01:34:17.000 That was not something I get to do every day.

01:34:19.000 This is so fucking boring.

01:34:21.000 Subscriber.

01:34:22.000 And he's not.

01:34:23.000 He doesn't brand himself.

01:34:24.000 He's not high T. Lot is brand to be like a Matas.

01:34:27.000 Like, who sends someone, a stranger, a 40-minute video and says, check this out, man.

01:34:34.000 You should make fun of him.

01:34:36.000 Thanks for the homework assignment.

01:34:38.000 Hey, Gavin, Faggy Rye Guy, check out this video of a police officer shutting down the students' business, forcing all the customers to leave, including the ones playing fucking mini golf.

01:34:44.000 Fucking sad.

01:34:45.000 Skip ahead to 445.

01:34:48.000 Thank you.

01:34:49.000 No, that's a boy.

01:34:50.000 This shit is not happening in the Midwest.

01:34:52.000 I don't have any.

01:34:54.000 And you know what pisses me off about the police being forced to do this is now you're creating animosity towards the police at a time when their popularity is at an all-time low.

01:35:03.000 So go out there and make more enemies.

01:35:07.000 Walking down the aisle getting to pick out their food hero, blah, blah, blah.

01:35:11.000 I don't make the rules.

01:35:14.000 I don't make the rules.

01:35:14.000 So let's not, please.

01:35:15.000 You got to understand.

01:35:16.000 The other thing is that the golf course has to shut down.

01:35:18.000 There's no reason the golf course couldn't be open.

01:35:20.000 I checked the training two people because it's every 10,000 square feet, but I was told it could be open.

01:35:25.000 My chief's telling me to shut it down.

01:35:27.000 So you can call my chief if you want.

01:35:28.000 I'm being serious.

01:35:30.000 Can you give him one post on right outside?

01:35:32.000 You can call him.

01:35:33.000 I'm going to start getting people to.

01:35:36.000 New Jersey.

01:35:37.000 Fuck, New Jersey is really hard.

01:35:38.000 If we could just start migrating outside, you know, if you got purchases or whatever, we can maybe go.

01:35:44.000 Chief of police, thanks, New Jersey governor.

01:35:48.000 I hope the liberals cry over Osama Gate.

01:35:52.000 Gavin, hope this email finds you well.

01:35:53.000 For a long time, tease my boyfriend about you being his boyfriend because he's watched your shows daily for a long time and also reads your books.

01:35:58.000 But in catching things that you have talked about, I've become a viewer myself.

01:36:01.000 I wanted to send you a longer email thanking you for pushing people to be strong and giving parents advice.

01:36:05.000 But I just got a word of all this Osama stuff.

01:36:08.000 I have no idea what she's talking about.

01:36:10.000 I have said since the Obama administration that it is weird that when people were losing faith in Obama, that he orchestrated the demise of Osama.

01:36:18.000 Now we have a CIA whistleblower with an insane amount of information confirming my hunch and even more than I could ever imagine.

01:36:25.000 We paid Iran to keep quiet.

01:36:27.000 The Clinton Foundation is tied to terrorism in the Middle East.

01:36:30.000 We've allowed Iran to do messed up stuff because they have this over us.

01:36:34.000 Benghazi was a cover-up assassination.

01:36:37.000 Have you heard of this?

01:36:38.000 And what do you make of it?

01:36:39.000 No, I haven't heard shit.

01:36:42.000 Oh, it's a QAnon thing.

01:36:44.000 Do you think MSN will barely cover this or say it's illegal to look at the documents like they did with the WikiLeak emails?

01:36:48.000 Really hoping this opens up people's eyes.

01:36:51.000 I don't know if it's true, and I don't see it going anywhere.

01:36:53.000 I think the Biden thing is much better because there's...

01:36:58.000 All right, last letter.

01:36:59.000 Oh, he's angry at Trump now.

01:37:01.000 Isn't that our guy?

01:37:02.000 Yeah, I've hung out with him before.

01:37:03.000 Yeah.

01:37:03.000 Oh, man.

01:37:04.000 Yeah, he's probably not happy about that.

01:37:06.000 One time, I would hang out with him in the green room and stuff.

01:37:09.000 And one time I was at a bar in New York that was across from Fox.

01:37:13.000 I was looking at him.

01:37:14.000 I hadn't seen him about a year, and I go, how do I know that fucking guy?

01:37:17.000 And it was bugging the shit out of me.

01:37:19.000 And then I went, oh, yeah, he blew Osama bin Laden away.

01:37:24.000 Allegedly.

01:37:25.000 Yeah.

01:37:26.000 O'Neill.

01:37:27.000 Hey, Gavin, thanks for your service.

01:37:28.000 And Ryan, get a fucking haircut.

01:37:30.000 How dare you?

01:37:30.000 Seriously, I'm getting tired of the left harping on how guns in America are responsible for all the crime, and that we see as a caring citizen, I should bow down and give up my guns.

01:37:38.000 Truth is, we do not have a gun problem, we have a bleep mail problem, as borne out by the data from the FBI.

01:37:45.000 I think it would be great, a good idea to highlight this with the stats.

01:37:48.000 AIU did a great episode on race and crime stats where he said it's not 1450, it's 365 or 358 or something like that.

01:37:59.000 3% of the population is responsible for 58% of the violent crime.

01:38:03.000 Below our stats directly from the FBI.

01:38:06.000 I didn't compile this because I'm a racist.

01:38:08.000 I compiled it because I'm a realist.

01:38:09.000 Also, how about doing a show on the best things Scotland, best things about Scotland, specifically from Glasgow?

01:38:16.000 I will start.

01:38:17.000 One, Arnbrew.

01:38:19.000 Two, meat fucking pies, by the way.

01:38:21.000 Let me tell you, I miss those meat pies, those wee circular pies with the mince meat inside.

01:38:28.000 You could be so hungover you had AIDS, and you just bite into that, and all your...

01:38:33.000 Let me see what you get.

01:38:34.000 No, no, no.

01:38:34.000 It's a little mince pie.

01:38:37.000 Look up Scottish meat pie.

01:38:41.000 Mince pie.

01:38:43.000 A mince pie.

01:38:48.000 Yeah, there they fucking are, dude.

01:38:51.000 Oh my god.

01:38:52.000 I'm drooling.

01:38:54.000 They look good.

01:38:54.000 They are so fucking good.

01:38:56.000 I actually got kind of dizzy there for a second.

01:38:59.000 They're this big.

01:38:59.000 They're like hockey puck sized.

01:39:01.000 And when you go to the pub, they're in a little rack, just all heated up.

01:39:06.000 You go grab one on your way in.

01:39:07.000 Sometimes they're outside.

01:39:08.000 Then go get a pint of Guinness.

01:39:10.000 Am I the only guy with a boner right now?

01:39:12.000 I could use a meat pie.

01:39:14.000 The Bay City rollers, the smell of coal being burned for heat.

01:39:17.000 Oh, I miss that.

01:39:18.000 Huh.

01:39:19.000 While not a Scott, Holly Willoughby is probably the hottest Brit on the planet.

01:39:25.000 Isley in 8.4.

01:39:27.000 Holly Willoughby.

01:39:28.000 8.74.

01:39:31.000 Let me look her up.

01:39:36.000 She's okay.

01:39:39.000 Not really doing it for me.

01:39:41.000 You know who's, I think, one of the hottest women in the world?

01:39:44.000 Billie Lee's weird wife.

01:39:48.000 Kayleila?

01:39:52.000 Hey, what's the Asian comedian that has the podcast?

01:39:55.000 Bobby Lee.

01:39:56.000 Bobby Lee.

01:39:58.000 Brian John Spencer actually made a Trump with Me and Bobby Lee picture, and it's really fucking good.

01:40:04.000 She's one of the hottest women in the world.

01:40:06.000 Look at that picture.

01:40:08.000 She's almost too hot in that picture.

01:40:12.000 What a fucking smoke show to be with that silly little nidget.

01:40:20.000 I just got a massive hug.

01:40:25.000 All right.

01:40:26.000 That's enough of that.

01:40:27.000 Very anticlimactic ending.

01:40:28.000 Let's go to our final video.

01:40:32.000 And I love this video because I like picturing what's in the guy's head.

01:40:38.000 Like, does he see himself as this knight?

01:40:40.000 Because I think he says at the beginning, I told you people before.

01:40:44.000 So is he like, I've told this news crew to stop invading people's privacy and I'm going to beat them all.

01:40:52.000 You alright?

01:40:53.000 What's up?

01:40:55.000 You okay?

01:40:58.000 What's up?

01:41:00.000 I told you.

01:41:02.000 Spin it.

01:41:02.000 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.

01:41:04.000 Hey!

01:41:05.000 Oh, hey!

01:41:06.000 Stop it!

01:41:08.000 Hey!

01:41:08.000 Punch him!

01:41:09.000 Punch him in the chin!

01:41:11.000 So easy to knock out.

01:41:14.000 What are you doing?

01:41:15.000 You get to try new punches.

01:41:17.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:41:19.000 I've always had a problem with my uppercuts.

01:41:21.000 Oh, what the hey?

01:41:22.000 No, it did that for me too, at that exact same spot.

01:41:24.000 Really?

01:41:25.000 Yeah.

01:41:26.000 Hey, go ahead.

01:41:27.000 Go away.

01:41:28.000 Go.

01:41:29.000 Get him with your stand.

01:41:31.000 Right.

01:41:33.000 You can put a lot of distance between you and him.

01:41:35.000 You slow.

01:41:36.000 Just pick up the thing.

01:41:37.000 Put down your camera and just use that as a bat.

01:41:41.000 That's what you get.

01:41:44.000 No, no.

01:41:44.000 You'll see another angle in a sec.

01:41:45.000 You'll see hers.

01:41:46.000 Oh.

01:41:47.000 Leave him alone.

01:41:49.000 I told you.

01:41:50.000 Yeah, that's scary.

01:41:54.000 I guess he's in a blackout, right?

01:41:55.000 He's not going to remember any of this.

01:41:58.000 I told you.

01:41:59.000 That's it.

01:42:00.000 You insulted my partner.

01:42:02.000 We can bring charges against you.

01:42:03.000 I already know that.

01:42:04.000 Look, he gets in the car.

01:42:05.000 She's not in the car.

01:42:07.000 Talk about chivalry.

01:42:12.000 That's her angle.

01:42:14.000 I'm recording you right now.

01:42:15.000 Stop it.

01:42:16.000 All cameramen look like that guy.

01:42:19.000 Like, round and round we go.

01:42:22.000 Look at that.

01:42:23.000 Get away from him.

01:42:25.000 Why are you holding onto your equipment?

01:42:26.000 Look at that slow punch.

01:42:28.000 And he says, ah.

01:42:33.000 Oh.

01:42:34.000 That's what you get.

01:42:36.000 This bare ass.

01:42:40.000 God gifted you a human punching bag and you didn't take one swing?

01:42:44.000 Calling the police.

01:42:46.000 Yeah, the police.

01:42:47.000 Calling the police officer.

01:42:48.000 You don't need the police for that.

01:42:50.000 You got the police right here.

01:42:51.000 Bonk.

01:42:53.000 Officer left and officer right.

01:42:55.000 We can press charges against you.

01:42:56.000 I hope you know that.

01:42:58.000 I told you.

01:43:02.000 She should get in the car.

01:43:03.000 I told you.

01:43:06.000 Well, he doesn't want to attack the man because he might get in trouble with his boss.

01:43:10.000 So he's just going to let the guy hit him.

01:43:12.000 No.

01:43:13.000 Don't let people abuse you.

01:43:15.000 If that's going to cost you your job, then it costs your job.

01:43:17.000 Get fired.

01:43:18.000 Get in trouble.

01:43:18.000 Be brave.

01:43:19.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 15, 2020

S03E25 - BIDEN IS DONE [2020-10-15 - S03E25 - BIDEN IS DONE]

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