Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E29 - ABC NEWS LIVE [2020-10-26 - S03E29

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:36.000 You know, I was listening to that song on the weekend.

00:00:39.000 By the way, I'm Hunter Biden for Halloween.

00:00:41.000 What do you think of that, Trump?

00:00:43.000 Nobody can do that like me.

00:00:46.000 I disagree.

00:00:47.000 I think I kind of look like him.

00:00:50.000 Yeah.

00:00:51.000 Got the chain.

00:00:52.000 Is his collar up?

00:00:54.000 Yes.

00:00:56.000 Shoot.

00:00:56.000 I messed up.

00:00:58.000 I couldn't find anything that was not yellow on the side.

00:01:01.000 My fucking kids in Halloween is a nut.

00:01:03.000 It's such a nightmare.

00:01:05.000 He wants to be this character from a video game called Among Us.

00:01:11.000 Oh, yeah, that's huge, right?

00:01:12.000 That all the kids are playing.

00:01:13.000 So I'm sitting with him trying to show, I'm helping him build it with my motorcycle helmet.

00:01:17.000 It's got a bulbous thing on the front, and we can spray paint black or put a and he's like, no, but I want this shirt.

00:01:24.000 No, I don't want to do that.

00:01:25.000 Can I just wear a sweatshirt?

00:01:27.000 And I'm just, all my three kids were like that.

00:01:30.000 So picky about their Halloween costume.

00:01:32.000 You're trying to help them.

00:01:33.000 Maybe we could make paper mache, make you bigger.

00:01:36.000 No, I just, can I just wear this shirt and fuck off?

00:01:40.000 When I was a kid, my mom would make me like a quasi-moto thing.

00:01:46.000 And I went, wow, this is awesome.

00:01:47.000 Thanks, mom.

00:01:48.000 I wouldn't sit there going, actually, can it be red?

00:01:53.000 So I just got frustrated and said, you figure it out.

00:01:56.000 Front page of the post.

00:01:59.000 Make America great again, again.

00:02:02.000 And the New York Post has officially endorsed Trump, like all sane people have.

00:02:09.000 But something I was thinking on the way to the studio today.

00:02:15.000 We're living in a strange time where half the country's fucking brainwashed.

00:02:18.000 Don't ex your family.

00:02:20.000 If your brother or your aunt or your sister-in-law calls you a Nazi because you endorse Trump, just go, I disagree and change the subject.

00:02:29.000 They'll try to pick a fight with you.

00:02:30.000 They'll say they're not coming to Thanksgiving.

00:02:32.000 Say, please come.

00:02:34.000 And then don't bring up politics.

00:02:36.000 We can't, we have to be the bigger man in this situation.

00:02:39.000 Don't ex your relatives.

00:02:43.000 The way I see it is it's like Scientology.

00:02:45.000 We were smart enough to get out.

00:02:47.000 Other people are still in it.

00:02:48.000 If they want to talk about L. Ron Hubbard, just go, okay, yeah, he's great.

00:02:53.000 Don't lose your friendships, your family.

00:02:56.000 They can do that.

00:02:57.000 They will do that.

00:02:58.000 But we're not that shitty.

00:03:00.000 Let's not play that game.

00:03:03.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:03:04.000 To get back to the, I need to be able to see my notes.

00:03:07.000 I can't wear it.

00:03:07.000 Maybe I'll do this.

00:03:08.000 Is that better?

00:03:11.000 I was listening to the song Waiting Room this weekend, and I'd never really paid attention to the lyrics before.

00:03:17.000 It's like DIY.

00:03:18.000 You got to go out and do it.

00:03:20.000 Stop sitting in the waiting room.

00:03:22.000 I never thought about the lyrics ever.

00:03:29.000 My time is watered down the drain.

00:03:38.000 Don't leave me.

00:03:39.000 Yeah.

00:03:41.000 He's saying, get involved.

00:03:42.000 Get into it.

00:03:43.000 Get fired.

00:03:44.000 Get in trouble.

00:03:46.000 That was probably the best thing I got out of punk as a young man was this whole DIY thing.

00:03:52.000 Like, if we wanted to do a show, we would rent the venue, Porter Hall at Carleton University for $1,500, get nervous because we had a deposit, and if no one shows up, you're fucked.

00:04:02.000 And then just poster the whole town, leather-ass butt, fuck, grave concern.

00:04:08.000 The trapped playing this Saturday.

00:04:11.000 Come one, come all.

00:04:12.000 And then you make your money back.

00:04:15.000 Awesome.

00:04:16.000 You got to support the scene.

00:04:19.000 It was fun.

00:04:22.000 I had a horrible experience this weekend.

00:04:25.000 I got, look up Red Leather Budweiser golf bag.

00:04:30.000 I ordered this thing on eBay and the guy's a scam artist.

00:04:33.000 He's got great reviews, which I think it's a thing they do where they send like a pen to some fake account and there's a record of it now.

00:04:42.000 Yeah.

00:04:44.000 That I had.

00:04:45.000 You won't find it for sale anywhere.

00:04:47.000 You'll find it on Pinterest.

00:04:48.000 200 bucks.

00:04:49.000 I bought it.

00:04:50.000 You know what I got?

00:04:50.000 It finally arrived and I thought, oh, that's weird.

00:04:52.000 It's in a little box.

00:04:54.000 I guess it folds down, but it shouldn't.

00:04:56.000 It should be pretty stiff.

00:04:58.000 I get it.

00:04:59.000 You know what's in the box?

00:05:01.000 A coffee maker?

00:05:02.000 Coffee grinder?

00:05:05.000 The lid of a container of bleach wipes.

00:05:09.000 And the wheel of a wheelbarrow.

00:05:13.000 Solid rubber wheel.

00:05:16.000 Wow.

00:05:18.000 That's an insult.

00:05:20.000 I contacted the guy and he goes, no, I sent you a box.

00:05:23.000 I sent it to you.

00:05:25.000 So what you have there didn't come from me.

00:05:27.000 Well, yeah, it did.

00:05:28.000 They can see the tracking dude.

00:05:29.000 So I tracked him down with my guys.

00:05:31.000 He lives in a trailer in Idaho.

00:05:35.000 Filed a complaint.

00:05:36.000 I sent it back to him.

00:05:37.000 Anyway, how heartbreaking is that when you know, and I had even, I had already like basked in the compliments at the driving range.

00:05:46.000 Like I had already enjoyed my fame, my glory.

00:05:50.000 Wow, that's hell of a bag.

00:05:51.000 Budweiser.

00:05:52.000 Yeah, thanks.

00:05:55.000 I was going to get Budweiser little driver covers.

00:05:58.000 Yeah.

00:05:59.000 My son and I, my youngest boy, are taking lessons actually today.

00:06:06.000 Dash.

00:06:06.000 So you know what I did?

00:06:07.000 I went online on eBay.

00:06:08.000 I bought a set of golf clubs with a gross tartan little thing like my grandfather had.

00:06:14.000 Little tartan tube for like $75.

00:06:18.000 I don't deserve that.

00:06:19.000 That was God saying, you don't deserve that bag.

00:06:22.000 I am the aunt angry.

00:06:25.000 Book of the day, Charles Murray's coming apart.

00:06:27.000 He predicted all of this.

00:06:29.000 Everything that is happening in America right now, he predicted.

00:06:33.000 Way before Trump.

00:06:35.000 He's an anti-Trump guy, by the way.

00:06:38.000 But he said, the problem with America is, what's this?

00:06:43.000 My grandfather found this and he said, you met to your boss.

00:06:46.000 It's a big, obnoxious mug.

00:06:47.000 This is the boss.

00:06:49.000 With a top on it.

00:06:51.000 Yeah.

00:06:51.000 I guess it's from the 80s.

00:06:52.000 Like, I had that since like the 80s or something.

00:06:55.000 It probably needs to be washed, but.

00:06:57.000 Thank you very much, Ryan.

00:06:58.000 And tell your grandfather, thank you.

00:07:00.000 Sweet.

00:07:04.000 What he predicted was academics, the elites, politicians, the media, they are all coming apart.

00:07:11.000 They're a satellite and they don't relate to the average American.

00:07:15.000 They haven't watched a shitty movie like Transformers.

00:07:17.000 They don't drink Budweiser.

00:07:20.000 They don't know, you know, they don't read the New York Post.

00:07:24.000 And it used to be we could, you know, you go to a dive bar and there's rich and poor guys there, but that's changed now.

00:07:30.000 Classism is back and these people don't know what America's like.

00:07:35.000 And this is who we're up against.

00:07:36.000 Those are the ones I just said.

00:07:37.000 They're going to come to Thanksgiving.

00:07:39.000 Don't ignore them.

00:07:42.000 I got a note about Thanksgiving too coming up.

00:07:44.000 Gavin Newsom's plan is insane, but we'll get to that in a second.

00:07:47.000 I really actually wanted to bring the Curmudgeon's Guide to Getting Ahead.

00:07:52.000 And it was just a file that Charles Murray kept on his laptop, lab laptop, that had things like, don't say like, here's where the dollar sign goes.

00:08:05.000 If you're writing, you got to kill your darlings.

00:08:07.000 If you're going to find someone to marry, make sure that you have the same characteristics, but they have to be the main characteristics.

00:08:12.000 You can still be differences.

00:08:13.000 It's basically how to live.

00:08:16.000 And I would buy, I've bought that book for like 50 people.

00:08:20.000 Everyone in the entire country, especially Zoomers, needs to read this book.

00:08:25.000 Please buy that book.

00:08:25.000 I would have brought it if I could find it.

00:08:27.000 I looked all over my house.

00:08:28.000 I can't find it.

00:08:28.000 I probably gave it to someone else.

00:08:30.000 But it's a really, really important book for young men and kind of young women.

00:08:36.000 Young women is easy.

00:08:37.000 Don't be a whore.

00:08:39.000 Marry a guy who's ambitious and he doesn't have to be like successful.

00:08:44.000 He can be ambitious and have a stupid job like photographer, I think is the dumbest job.

00:08:50.000 But if he's up at nine on a Monday working on his stupid job, then that's the key.

00:08:56.000 Ambitious.

00:08:57.000 I like expats because they had to struggle to get here.

00:09:00.000 So some Australian-Canadian guy in America is always a good bet.

00:09:06.000 And remember that your ovaries at 30, they turn the hourglass upside down, the sand searcher.

00:09:11.000 So around 25, you got to start getting this going.

00:09:16.000 And the best way to get a ring on a guy in New York City is rape.

00:09:20.000 Let me fuck you with my heels on you.

00:09:22.000 Marriage rape him.

00:09:25.000 Go shopping for a ring one day, what?

00:09:27.000 And if that freaks him out and he leaves, good.

00:09:29.000 You saved yourself some time.

00:09:31.000 Do not let your ovaries dry up, ladies.

00:09:34.000 Oh, no.

00:09:35.000 Huge, huge mistake.

00:09:38.000 You know, I just got a letter from someone?

00:09:40.000 We should do this in the mailbag, but it was pretty amazing.

00:09:46.000 You sort by flags, right?

00:09:48.000 Sort by flags.

00:09:53.000 Flags.

00:09:54.000 Flag.

00:09:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:09:54.000 There's the top right.

00:09:56.000 Flags.

00:09:59.000 I've got 8 billion red flags and only one blue flag.

00:10:02.000 Anyway, her name, I think, was Kyla Reed.

00:10:04.000 And she had sent some big, long essay.

00:10:07.000 Yeah, I got it.

00:10:08.000 Oh, you got it?

00:10:08.000 I could forward it to you.

00:10:09.000 So you got it.

00:10:11.000 Yeah, forward it back to me.

00:10:13.000 All right.

00:10:13.000 Forwarded now.

00:10:14.000 Oh, yeah.

00:10:14.000 Why don't I just look up her name, Doy?

00:10:17.000 You remembered her name verbatim.

00:10:20.000 Yeah, so she wrote me this big letter about punk, and then she wrote me this thing on academic writing.

00:10:26.000 This is back when I guess I would bother responding to people because I wasn't getting 9 million emails a day.

00:10:31.000 And she goes, my relationship to academic writing is a tumultuous one.

00:10:34.000 I don't even know where to begin, let alone how to officially start.

00:10:36.000 For me, I don't utilize rough drafts.

00:10:38.000 And my thoughts come on in a disorganized fashion, blah, blah.

00:10:40.000 This goes on for like a thousand words.

00:10:42.000 And I don't know why I was in the mood, but I just said, stop writing.

00:10:45.000 Quit academia.

00:10:46.000 It's not your thing.

00:10:47.000 Look pretty and become a waitress.

00:10:49.000 Best way to find a man.

00:10:50.000 You won't look this good forever.

00:10:52.000 That was in July of 2019.

00:10:54.000 She just emailed me today and said, thanks for the advice.

00:10:57.000 Wow.

00:10:58.000 I did that and found a husband in finance.

00:11:00.000 Oh my God.

00:11:03.000 I'm evil.

00:11:04.000 I'm the sexist.

00:11:06.000 And she's happy.

00:11:07.000 So these evil guys, they work out pretty good.

00:11:10.000 I just want them to suffer.

00:11:12.000 Homeboys get nightlike.

00:11:14.000 Get out.

00:11:17.000 Dude, Trump Button's been 100% on.

00:11:20.000 I know.

00:11:20.000 He's amazing.

00:11:23.000 I watched Final Destination with my wife last night, and we got into this huge fight.

00:11:27.000 It wasn't a real fight.

00:11:28.000 It was more like yelling.

00:11:29.000 But I go, she wanted to show the older kids Final Destination, too scary for my youngest.

00:11:36.000 And so I looked up on Google and she goes, what is this?

00:11:40.000 I go, it's Final Destination 3.

00:11:41.000 It's critically acclaimed.

00:11:43.000 Everyone accepts that the first two suck, three is good, and then four and five suck.

00:11:46.000 She goes, I'm not doing that.

00:11:49.000 And I go, what are you talking about?

00:11:51.000 She goes, they're going to be referring to the first two.

00:11:53.000 I go, no, they're not.

00:11:55.000 It's not sequential.

00:11:56.000 It's an ACDC song.

00:11:58.000 Every song is the same.

00:12:00.000 I go, this isn't the fucking Sopranos.

00:12:02.000 The characters are all dead from the first one.

00:12:05.000 Everyone fucking dies.

00:12:08.000 And she's like, I don't want to do this.

00:12:10.000 And she almost canceled the movie and left.

00:12:13.000 I'm like, get the fuck back in here and sit down.

00:12:17.000 You know what you're going to do?

00:12:18.000 If we do it your way, we're going to show the kids the shitty one.

00:12:21.000 They're not going to want to watch the others.

00:12:23.000 Well, start with the best.

00:12:25.000 Start with the meat.

00:12:28.000 And we kind of differ on this too.

00:12:29.000 Like, if I get a book like Coming Apart, I might just skip to a good chapter.

00:12:33.000 Like with the Keith Richards book, Life, I went right to his fight with Mick Jagger.

00:12:38.000 And he was pissed that Mick went solo.

00:12:40.000 And what he was really pissed about was that they had a fake Keith Richards character in the band and they were doing stone songs.

00:12:46.000 Which I get.

00:12:48.000 So I do like to sometimes just eat the meat.

00:12:51.000 But I was right.

00:12:53.000 And it was really good.

00:12:55.000 And I realized watching it, I mean, you don't need to see more than one Final Destination, right?

00:13:00.000 It's the exact same fucking movie.

00:13:02.000 And you know what they did in Final Destination 3?

00:13:04.000 They stole the thing from the Omen.

00:13:07.000 The Omen 2, I believe it is, where he's in his dark room and he looks at a picture and he sees the priest with a line through him.

00:13:13.000 And then the next thing you know, the priest gets a big pole through his chest.

00:13:16.000 This has, all the pictures are a prediction on how you're going to die.

00:13:21.000 That was kind of gay.

00:13:23.000 But there was one final destination, I can't remember what it was, where the guy finally figured out, yes, they're coming for me.

00:13:28.000 And he had like, there was no water or electricity in his cabin, and he had pillows on his hands, and like every corner of everything had foam on it and stuff.

00:13:37.000 And he had a football helmet on, and he was wearing like baseball protective gear.

00:13:42.000 And I thought, that should be Hunter Biden.

00:13:46.000 Hunter, you're dead.

00:13:49.000 Killing him would be the perfect move for the DNC because he's right now he's the bad boy, right?

00:13:57.000 And he's a potential threat.

00:14:00.000 We may discover that he's fucked a kid.

00:14:02.000 But Milo goes, actually, if you look at it right now, darling, everything he's done is quite Chad.

00:14:08.000 I mean, it's fun.

00:14:09.000 He's fucking foot jobs and fucking girls from behind, fucking Malia Obama up the ass.

00:14:16.000 There's pictures of what appears to be her credit card next to Coke.

00:14:22.000 Yeah, how do you not know that?

00:14:23.000 Look up Malia Obama credit card.

00:14:28.000 So we haven't seen him fuck a kid yet.

00:14:32.000 We've heard he fucked his niece or was doing Coke off her belly or something.

00:14:36.000 There's actually a lot of evidence of that.

00:14:37.000 So I'm not quite, I'm not the same kind of Hunter fan that, yeah, there it is.

00:14:43.000 Oh.

00:14:43.000 That now that could be fake.

00:14:47.000 Who fucking knows?

00:14:48.000 Is that more disinformation?

00:14:51.000 But if it comes out he's with kids, Joe is ruined.

00:14:56.000 But if you kill him or if he commits suicide, like Jeffrey Epstein, now it's the sad kid.

00:15:04.000 And now Joe Biden has lost two of his sons.

00:15:08.000 Two of my boys gone.

00:15:10.000 Now he's more appealing.

00:15:14.000 But yeah, Hunter, if you're out there, wear a helmet.

00:15:18.000 Be seen in public.

00:15:21.000 Sleep in a hotel lobby.

00:15:24.000 Like film yourself.

00:15:25.000 Yeah, you should live stream every single second of your life.

00:15:30.000 The hunter will become the hunted.

00:15:35.000 You should be like Truman Show.

00:15:37.000 Make sure 100% of what people see of you is fucking live.

00:15:41.000 Just stream it all, man.

00:15:43.000 Hashtag baked Alaska.

00:15:45.000 Speaking of Trump, Lil Pump endorses Trump.

00:15:49.000 Isn't that huge?

00:15:50.000 I thought Lil Pump died.

00:15:52.000 Is that his fucking hair?

00:15:53.000 Lil Peep.

00:15:54.000 Oh, Lil Peep died.

00:15:55.000 Yeah.

00:15:56.000 Lil Pump.

00:15:57.000 I gotta say it's Trump 2020, bitch.

00:16:00.000 Fuck, I look like Pinga Extra33 and Texas for biting, bitch ass, nigga.

00:16:04.000 Fuck Sleepy Joe, nigga.

00:16:06.000 Trump 2020, bitch.

00:16:09.000 Let's see his biggest hit.

00:16:11.000 I'm not familiar with little pump.

00:16:14.000 I don't say little.

00:16:16.000 You're little pump to me.

00:16:18.000 Lil pump, that makes you think of like a dog humping your leg.

00:16:21.000 It's his hit with Kanye.

00:16:23.000 I love it.

00:16:26.000 Remember that?

00:16:27.000 They couldn't say the shit they wanted to say.

00:16:28.000 They had the fake orgasms and shit.

00:16:31.000 We can tell niggas today, hey, I wanna come.

00:16:36.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:16:45.000 What's he looking at?

00:16:47.000 Monitor?

00:16:48.000 Maybe, yeah.

00:16:49.000 For the lyrics?

00:16:50.000 Yeah.

00:16:56.000 Yeah, he's reading it as lyrics.

00:16:58.000 Wow.

00:16:58.000 Is this SNL?

00:16:59.000 We gotta watch people reading a cue card.

00:17:01.000 I like the idea that it's a monitor, too.

00:17:03.000 We're just like, I look goofy, man.

00:17:05.000 That's crazy.

00:17:07.000 You're such a fucking bad.

00:17:08.000 What a talent.

00:17:10.000 You know, speaking of how dangerous we're going to be.

00:17:14.000 Oh, we did an ABC News Live segment, and I was so good on it that they canned it.

00:17:20.000 I keep telling them, when are you going to run it?

00:17:22.000 Oh, breaking news pushed it out.

00:17:24.000 I did it last fucking Monday, a week ago.

00:17:27.000 And it keeps getting pushed by breaking news.

00:17:29.000 Proud boys were the breaking news, my friends.

00:17:32.000 I don't fucking believe you.

00:17:34.000 So we have the footage.

00:17:38.000 Ryan assures me that we pressed record when we did the call.

00:17:41.000 Yes.

00:17:41.000 So they cannot run it.

00:17:42.000 We're running it.

00:17:43.000 And I told them all that.

00:17:45.000 I said, oh, good news.

00:17:46.000 We recorded it, so we'll be airing it tonight.

00:17:48.000 And they go, is that legal?

00:17:50.000 And I go, let's find out.

00:17:54.000 Here we go.

00:17:55.000 Wait, we're not showing it now, are we?

00:17:57.000 Oh.

00:17:58.000 We don't have to.

00:17:58.000 I have it.

00:17:59.000 You have it.

00:18:00.000 On demand.

00:18:00.000 No, there's some things I want to get out before we get to it.

00:18:03.000 Don't worry.

00:18:03.000 It's on my list.

00:18:04.000 Okay.

00:18:07.000 Okay, speaking of Thanksgiving.

00:18:08.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:18:10.000 Go back.

00:18:10.000 One, two.

00:18:11.000 So there's Smith that Proud Boys are going to attack everyone and we have, that's the number one priority.

00:18:17.000 Ignore all the rioting.

00:18:18.000 Let's worry about Proud Boys.

00:18:20.000 But you want to talk about danger.

00:18:23.000 This group called Donald Trump.watch has put out a list of every Trump donor's home.

00:18:29.000 Uh-oh.

00:18:30.000 Got taken down.

00:18:32.000 It got taken down?

00:18:33.000 Yeah.

00:18:34.000 That happened seconds ago.

00:18:35.000 It sure did.

00:18:36.000 DonaldTrump.watch.

00:18:38.000 Yeah, I'm checking.

00:18:39.000 No saved.

00:18:39.000 It's not .com.

00:18:40.000 It's .watch.

00:18:41.000 Correct.

00:18:42.000 Oh, finally.

00:18:44.000 Yeah.

00:18:44.000 That's been up for weeks.

00:18:46.000 No, about a week.

00:18:47.000 Dot watch.

00:18:49.000 Wait, what's that?

00:18:50.000 Oh, okay.

00:18:50.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:18:51.000 But that link that you sent, whatever specific one you had doesn't exist.

00:18:55.000 So put in a Manhattan.

00:19:00.000 Okay.

00:19:01.000 You're writing that down?

00:19:02.000 Yep.

00:19:03.000 And then put in the zip 10001.

00:19:09.000 1001.

00:19:12.000 1001, okay.

00:19:15.000 Yeah, you know, a zip code.

00:19:22.000 So there's everyone in that part of Manhattan, the Upper West, Upper East side, who donated to the Trump campaign.

00:19:32.000 That's where they live.

00:19:33.000 That's their house.

00:19:38.000 Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you believe atrocities.

00:19:42.000 Who are you?

00:19:42.000 Atrocities?

00:19:43.000 Yeah, that's a cool spot.

00:19:45.000 Yeah, it's a homeless man.

00:19:48.000 Trump 2020.

00:19:49.000 This is how fucking evil they are.

00:19:53.000 Also in the news, sorry, the lack of flow here.

00:19:56.000 This is all going under the Trump category.

00:19:58.000 1-3, I was talking about your family sticking together.

00:20:00.000 Check out Governor Newsom's plan.

00:20:04.000 This is mind-blowing.

00:20:07.000 Families celebrate outside.

00:20:11.000 I saw that.

00:20:12.000 What's his name?

00:20:12.000 He was always in the Adams, Rob Schneider.

00:20:15.000 So what do I do if my aunt shows up and she doesn't have a mask?

00:20:17.000 Just sort of throw some turkey out the window?

00:20:20.000 You have to celebrate outside.

00:20:21.000 You wear masks when not eating.

00:20:23.000 Sit six feet apart and no singing.

00:20:28.000 People don't sing on Thanksgiving for the record.

00:20:30.000 They barely sing at Christmas.

00:20:31.000 Christmas carolers sing, but people don't sit on the table and sing ever.

00:20:39.000 I hate alerts.

00:20:42.000 And I was screaming about this with my family this weekend.

00:20:46.000 How do you sit six feet apart?

00:20:49.000 This is the biggest table in the world.

00:20:51.000 Or four people there.

00:20:52.000 We have a huge dining room table.

00:20:54.000 You've seen it.

00:20:55.000 It's fucking crazy.

00:20:56.000 It could easily sit like, well, it does sit at Thanksgiving.

00:21:00.000 It sits like 15, 20 people.

00:21:04.000 Six feet apart, you can fit two people at my dining room table.

00:21:07.000 What are you doing?

00:21:10.000 What?

00:21:12.000 Oh.

00:21:14.000 I thought you were going up to get something to drink in the middle of a show.

00:21:18.000 I was going to kill you, right?

00:21:19.000 You're not a nice person.

00:21:21.000 No.

00:21:24.000 All sound drops will be correct.

00:21:28.000 Did you even read what you wrote there, Gavin?

00:21:31.000 This is the guy, by the way, who lost, what's her name?

00:21:33.000 Kim.

00:21:34.000 Donald Trump Jr.'s girlfriend.

00:21:36.000 What's her name again?

00:21:37.000 Kimberly Guilfoyle.

00:21:39.000 He lost her.

00:21:40.000 Nice one, Gav.

00:21:42.000 You live in the fag capital of the world.

00:21:45.000 Fag capital.

00:21:46.000 But yeah, do the math.

00:21:48.000 You can't be six feet apart.

00:21:50.000 No one can be on the other side of the table.

00:21:52.000 The biggest table that any home, any viewer watching us, their biggest table, you can't do three.

00:22:00.000 That's 18 feet.

00:22:04.000 Maybe three.

00:22:05.000 Maybe three people can be at your Thanksgiving.

00:22:07.000 But then you go, wait a minute, my family dinners every night are five people.

00:22:11.000 So we can sit together?

00:22:12.000 Can we sit together and then the guests are far away?

00:22:15.000 Like, what the hell?

00:22:16.000 Oh, good.

00:22:17.000 It's going to be explained.

00:22:18.000 Is this Newsweek?

00:22:20.000 Yeah.

00:22:21.000 Yeah.

00:22:21.000 Of course, Newsweek's going to take its side.

00:22:25.000 Is this mad?

00:22:28.000 These tips can help you.

00:22:29.000 This might be an unrelated video.

00:22:30.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:34.000 Yeah, that just lists his stupid rules.

00:22:38.000 Singing and shouting also.

00:22:40.000 No chanting.

00:22:41.000 No chanting.

00:22:42.000 Those fun Thanksgiving chants?

00:22:44.000 Gonna have to wait.

00:22:46.000 Next year.

00:22:47.000 Thanksgiving chants.

00:22:48.000 USA.

00:22:50.000 USA.

00:22:51.000 We want food.

00:22:52.000 We want food.

00:22:53.000 We want food.

00:22:54.000 That's exactly it.

00:22:57.000 Biden thinks he's running against George Bush.

00:22:59.000 That went viral on the weekend.

00:23:01.000 Look how ripped I'm getting these days.

00:23:02.000 I'm getting these Wolverine side muscles.

00:23:06.000 That's having a trainer.

00:23:07.000 You're going to the gym every day.

00:23:08.000 You get into this habits and you don't do new stuff.

00:23:11.000 But when you have a trainer, at least twice a week, he does new shit.

00:23:17.000 You're doing like a double, like a mashup.

00:23:19.000 You're doing like a Wolverine as Joe Hunter Biden.

00:23:23.000 Yeah.

00:23:23.000 Oh, that's cool.

00:23:24.000 That's my exact body.

00:23:26.000 I'm looking into a body mirror right now.

00:23:28.000 Is that me?

00:23:30.000 Yeah, we did some photoshopping.

00:23:32.000 Wait, is that me?

00:23:33.000 No, that's not you.

00:23:34.000 That's a poser.

00:23:35.000 That's you.

00:23:35.000 Oh.

00:23:36.000 So show the clip.

00:23:37.000 1-4.

00:23:41.000 I think Jill says Trump a bunch of times.

00:23:45.000 Kind of country we're going to be.

00:23:47.000 Four more years of George.

00:23:49.000 George, he is going to find ourselves in a position where if Trump gets away from the different world.

00:24:00.000 Four more years of George.

00:24:02.000 Georgia.

00:24:03.000 That's one of my biggest pet peeves, by the way.

00:24:05.000 I fucking hate it.

00:24:06.000 When men wear sweaters under their blazers and they always have that little zip.

00:24:11.000 I've seen guys in Westchester who wear this.

00:24:14.000 They all wear the same Patagonia jacket.

00:24:16.000 It's got these sort of insulated tubes.

00:24:18.000 It's black and it has the quilted little tubes.

00:24:22.000 They all wear it, but some wear it under their blazer.

00:24:26.000 And the other annoying one...

00:24:28.000 The collar's up on a sweater and it has a little zip and it comes down to here.

00:24:33.000 Then the rest is just sweater.

00:24:34.000 Yeah, they all wear that fucking jacket.

00:24:36.000 All of them.

00:24:37.000 The conformity in the suburbs is shocking.

00:24:40.000 And coming from the Lower East Side, the East Village in Williamsburg, I'm used to having a huge variety of friends.

00:24:45.000 A midget, a tall guy, a black dude, someone with no eyes.

00:24:50.000 And then you move to the burbs and everyone dresses exactly the same.

00:24:53.000 So I start to, I forget people's names.

00:24:55.000 And they go, hey, how's it going?

00:24:57.000 I go, hi, how are you?

00:24:59.000 And they'll go, so the driveway is that still a problem?

00:25:02.000 How'd you fucking know about my driveway?

00:25:04.000 Are you spying on me?

00:25:06.000 No, I'm Joey's dad.

00:25:08.000 We spoke yesterday for two hours.

00:25:10.000 Oh, you look exactly like every fucking dad in this whole town.

00:25:16.000 So that was amusing.

00:25:17.000 I don't really see her saying Trump, though, like everyone says she said.

00:25:22.000 Oh, and here he is saying we're going to commit voter fraud.

00:25:27.000 Whoops.

00:25:27.000 Joe, that's supposed to stay in your thoughts.

00:25:30.000 We're in a situation where we have put together, and you guys did it for our administration, the President Obama's administration before this.

00:25:40.000 We have put together, I think, the most extensive and inclusive voter fraud organization in the history of American politics.

00:25:53.000 Secondly, we're in a situation where...

00:25:57.000 Good.

00:25:57.000 Yeah, that's what we're afraid of, Joe.

00:26:00.000 And then he's obviously, I mean, you've all seen these, I assume, by now, right?

00:26:04.000 When he said I didn't oppose fracking in the debate.

00:26:09.000 Said I oppose fracking.

00:26:11.000 Thank you, Mr. Vice President.

00:26:12.000 Just to clarify, would there be any place for fossil fuels, including coal and fracking, in a Biden administration?

00:26:21.000 No, we would work it out.

00:26:23.000 We would make sure it's eliminated and no more subsidies for the...

00:26:26.000 Please pause for a second here.

00:26:29.000 Can you pause it?

00:26:30.000 I don't think Joe Biden knows that everything is made of oil.

00:26:34.000 Pretty much, you know, this, everything plastic, these, this is cotton.

00:26:41.000 This is ceramic, but the cover, oil, oil, oil, it's everywhere.

00:26:47.000 Everything.

00:26:48.000 I was looking at the gym today.

00:26:49.000 I was talking to the Tommy Bags.

00:26:51.000 He's wearing underarmor and he's not wearing any cotton.

00:26:53.000 I go, you're wearing all oil right now.

00:26:56.000 It's everywhere.

00:26:59.000 But yeah, let's phase it out and replace it with the, what do they have in Wakanda?

00:27:03.000 Vibranium?

00:27:05.000 Let's replace it with vibranium.

00:27:09.000 We are going to get rid of fossil fuels.

00:27:13.000 So they're running damage control on that.

00:27:18.000 Now I think they're going to say, no, no, we mean it's a goal eventually that would be nice.

00:27:23.000 Not we're going to shut down the oil companies.

00:27:28.000 I think the best angle for the left is to say that Trump lied about COVID and 200,000 people died.

00:27:36.000 That's a good angle.

00:27:37.000 Even though his top advisor said Trump shouldn't restrict travel from China three days before Trump restricted travel from China.

00:27:46.000 And Chinese travelers from arriving in the United States?

00:27:49.000 I wouldn't.

00:27:50.000 I think that's premature.

00:27:54.000 Oh, short clip.

00:27:57.000 Yes, I can't find this commercial.

00:27:59.000 Maybe you guys can help me find it.

00:28:00.000 But someone told me they saw a commercial that's all about Trump and the Proud Boys and Stand Back, Stand By.

00:28:08.000 Which he really said stand black and stand by.

00:28:12.000 Black.

00:28:12.000 Because he was trying to remember the word stand down.

00:28:15.000 Everyone honestly knows that.

00:28:17.000 But instead of recognizing it's a typo and moving on, now what they're doing is they're making it their number one, not their number one, but they're making it a huge part of Biden's campaign that Trump has an army, my army, and he's going to unleash the Kraken the second he loses.

00:28:35.000 And in the commercial, I'm told, I can't find it anywhere, someone, what, is that it?

00:28:41.000 I haven't seen this one.

00:28:42.000 To condemn white supremacists and militia groups and to say that they need to stand down and not add to the violence in a number of these cities as we saw in Kenosha and as we've seen in the United States.

00:28:55.000 Can you fucking believe we're still talking about a potential riot from the right?

00:29:03.000 I honestly, I can't get it in my thick skull.

00:29:08.000 I would say almost everything I see is from the left wing, not from the right wing.

00:29:14.000 What are you saying?

00:29:15.000 I'm willing to do anything I want to see peace.

00:29:17.000 Let's do it, sir.

00:29:17.000 Say it.

00:29:18.000 Do it.

00:29:18.000 Say it.

00:29:19.000 Do you want to call him...

00:29:21.000 What do you want to call him?

00:29:22.000 Give me a name.

00:29:22.000 What's the promises and right?

00:29:24.000 What would you like me to conduct?

00:29:24.000 Right, proud promises and right proud princesses.

00:29:34.000 That's Joe Bates.

00:29:38.000 That's not the one, right?

00:29:40.000 But that's not the one.

00:29:41.000 He's got a couple.

00:29:42.000 But has it occurred to you that someone was having a laugh?

00:29:45.000 And you add that bass to scare us all?

00:29:53.000 How stupid can you be?

00:29:57.000 How retarded.

00:29:58.000 You should see the looks I get when I go out now.

00:30:00.000 Like people tap themselves on the shoulder.

00:30:03.000 Netson's troll Biden after he refers to proud boys as poor boys.

00:30:07.000 Netizens?

00:30:07.000 I don't know what.

00:30:08.000 Oh, people online?

00:30:11.000 Yeah, whenever I go out now, especially in the city, people tap their shoulders and they book, happy, and then I see the other person go, and I'm like, hello.

00:30:19.000 Yes, I'm the guy.

00:30:21.000 I'm the scary man.

00:30:24.000 But it's just accepted that this group run by a black man is.

00:30:30.000 Oh, this is people pretending Crowboys were mad.

00:30:33.000 Yeah.

00:30:34.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:35.000 I hate it.

00:30:36.000 Yeah.

00:30:40.000 That's what you could do with Joe.

00:30:41.000 I don't get that one.

00:30:42.000 That's really good.

00:30:44.000 What?

00:30:45.000 How do they do that?

00:30:47.000 I give?

00:30:48.000 Is that from Dirty Work?

00:30:50.000 Norm McDonald's Dirty Work, yeah.

00:30:52.000 How is that done?

00:30:56.000 Yeah, how do they launch him?

00:30:57.000 Yeah, is he just the world's greatest stuntman?

00:31:00.000 Maybe a trampoline.

00:31:02.000 Or maybe it's plastic made to look like steel?

00:31:05.000 That, I believe so.

00:31:06.000 And then also, you know, there's fluffy stuff in there, but that could be a trampoline.

00:31:09.000 No, no, he launches sideways pretty effectively.

00:31:13.000 That guy deserves a Nobel Peace Prize in stunts.

00:31:15.000 That is amazing.

00:31:18.000 Yeah, Pete Buddy Gig called the group white supremacist.

00:31:26.000 And he's running against a president who told a white supremacist group to stand by.

00:31:31.000 So at the end of the day, he can try.

00:31:33.000 I don't think it's going to get him very far.

00:31:36.000 Just lies.

00:31:38.000 I thought this was funny.

00:31:39.000 Some doctor who analyzes groups, analyzed proud boys, took all the jokes incredibly seriously.

00:31:44.000 And he talked about the degrees and how dumb that is.

00:31:49.000 That's the Knights of Columbus.

00:31:51.000 It's all men's clubs, douche.

00:31:53.000 This is Dr. Grande.

00:31:54.000 Today's question asks if I can analyze the mental health and personality factors that may be at work with the group, the proud boys.

00:32:01.000 How do you analyze the mentality of hundreds and hundreds of people at once?

00:32:19.000 If you enjoyed this video, please like it.

00:32:22.000 Jump in the middle.

00:32:22.000 This goes on.

00:32:23.000 It's what, 12 minutes long?

00:32:25.000 The phrase, you can't make this stuff up.

00:32:27.000 In addition to the male version, there's also a female version of the group called Proud Boys Girls.

00:32:33.000 But I'm not sure what the rules are to get into that group.

00:32:37.000 Go back a bit.

00:32:38.000 I think he's new meaning to the phrase, you can't make this stuff up.

00:32:41.000 Right before that.

00:32:44.000 Physically assaulting members of Antifa.

00:32:47.000 McInnis backed off of this position a little, saying the group is opposed to senseless violence.

00:32:53.000 So he's kind of implying that they won't start fights, but they will finish them.

00:32:58.000 So they'll respond to violence with violence.

00:33:01.000 All members, regardless of the stage, must agree to refrain from masturbation.

00:33:07.000 This is to motivate them to date women.

00:33:10.000 Interestingly, this rule was changed later on to allow heterosexual members to masturbate no more than once in a calendar month.

00:33:19.000 This really does give new meaning to the phrase, you can't make this stuff up.

00:33:23.000 In addition to that.

00:33:26.000 You know what I've noticed in life?

00:33:29.000 People who say you can't make this stuff up are the biggest, boringest normies around.

00:33:36.000 When you hear that phrase, leave the room.

00:33:39.000 You're hanging around with someone with no imagination who sucks.

00:33:43.000 You can't make this stuff up.

00:33:45.000 Has it ever occurred to you, sir, that there's humor in the no wanks rule?

00:33:51.000 So that's a fun watch.

00:33:52.000 But I just thought it was interesting that he mocked the fourth degrees the same time that the founder of the Knights of Columbus has become, I always pronounce this word wrong, beatified?

00:34:06.000 Beatified, yeah.

00:34:09.000 Right?

00:34:10.000 So he's going to become a saint, I believe.

00:34:15.000 Pope Francis met with the board of directors of the Knights of Columbus, who this year are celebrating 100 years of charitable work in Rome.

00:34:22.000 We have continued to answer our founding call to assist those on the margins.

00:34:29.000 Pope Francis praised the Knights' work to promote respect for the sanctity and dignity of human life.

00:34:33.000 He also thanked them for their attention to persecuted Christian communities in the Middle East, suffering violence, war, and poverty.

00:34:44.000 Also, it's okay to be gay.

00:34:51.000 Anyway, that's kind of cool.

00:34:52.000 You know how the Knights of Columbus started, right?

00:34:54.000 It was in New Haven.

00:34:57.000 No, somewhere above New York.

00:35:02.000 Connecticut?

00:35:03.000 It was New Haven?

00:35:04.000 Even in Rhode Island or something.

00:35:06.000 Somewhere like that.

00:35:08.000 The northeast.

00:35:10.000 And Irish immigrants were getting so drunk they were fighting cops and the cops were beating them to death.

00:35:16.000 So they were left, their widows were left broke.

00:35:21.000 So he started a charity, which is now the biggest insurance company in the world, where everyone puts in the pot.

00:35:27.000 And when someone is widowed, the money goes to the widow.

00:35:31.000 He started a charity for that.

00:35:32.000 And then that became the club.

00:35:33.000 And by the way, I'm not allowed to talk about the various stages of the Knights of Columbus, but up until very recently, violence was an integral part of their progress from first degree to second degree.

00:35:47.000 I will just leave it at that.

00:35:49.000 So the idea of violence being involved in a men's club is not something I invented.

00:35:55.000 It is New Haven, Connecticut.

00:35:56.000 Yeah.

00:35:58.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:35:59.000 Some weird fake graffiti.

00:36:02.000 Where was this now?

00:36:04.000 Trump wall of lies vandalized with Proud Boys graffiti.

00:36:10.000 Where?

00:36:11.000 That's bullshit.

00:36:13.000 Like, do you, can you think, you know the New York chapter, which doesn't really exist anymore.

00:36:17.000 They threw everyone in jail.

00:36:18.000 Can't have meetups.

00:36:22.000 Do you know of anyone who does graffiti in the Proud Boys?

00:36:25.000 No, and not well.

00:36:27.000 If they do to it, I don't think they do so well.

00:36:29.000 Trump, is this a hoax?

00:36:31.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is Trump.

00:36:33.000 Oh, it's true.

00:36:36.000 So it's a wall of lies.

00:36:38.000 And every time I look up these lies, it's him just bullshitting.

00:36:41.000 Like, I could shoot someone on 52nd Street and get away with it.

00:36:45.000 That's a lie.

00:36:49.000 I'm the best.

00:36:50.000 That's a lie.

00:36:51.000 Right.

00:36:52.000 Let's listen to one of his lies.

00:36:53.000 You ready?

00:36:54.000 You're fired.

00:36:55.000 Well, wait, show the picture of the graffiti, though.

00:36:59.000 That was the wall of lies.

00:37:01.000 And then vote, Trump, or die.

00:37:05.000 No, that doesn't sound like something.

00:37:07.000 Anybody I know?

00:37:08.000 Cowboys, but stand back.

00:37:10.000 Stand by.

00:37:11.000 It's pretty funny.

00:37:13.000 Yeah.

00:37:15.000 Anyway, I thought it was ironic too, because the same day I discovered that Seattle pays people to do graffiti.

00:37:24.000 City of Seattle paying Antifa militants to write fuck police on BLM mural.

00:37:30.000 Isn't that nice?

00:37:33.000 So they write a fuck the cops mural on the road, and then they get in there and with tax money, they say abolish capitalism, pigs will be pigs.

00:37:42.000 100% Antifa.

00:37:43.000 So people who work hard pay tax.

00:37:48.000 That tax money goes to some spoiled brat to write abolish capitalism on the road.

00:37:56.000 Beautiful to see.

00:37:58.000 This is what the final would look like.

00:38:01.000 It's gorgeous here.

00:38:03.000 Hands up or don't shoot.

00:38:07.000 Nice job.

00:38:08.000 Get a background for adventure cops or bastards.

00:38:12.000 Abolish ice.

00:38:14.000 I would love.

00:38:15.000 See, we can't talk to these people anymore, but wouldn't it be great to sit down with them and say, tell me how abolish ice pans out.

00:38:21.000 What is America with no borders?

00:38:22.000 Where do we stop?

00:38:24.000 I used to do that when they used to speak to me.

00:38:26.000 And their numbers were fucking mental.

00:38:28.000 Like, they said we could take another billion people into America.

00:38:32.000 They could all stay in the desert.

00:38:39.000 I explain a lot of it in this video I did with Chrissy Mayer.

00:38:44.000 That's 2-2.

00:38:49.000 That's the funny thing about all of these isms we keep talking about.

00:38:53.000 So we won't watch that.

00:38:55.000 They pulled it down and then she contested it and they put it back up.

00:38:59.000 Astrology as you just said.

00:39:02.000 Here, let me see that.

00:39:03.000 Just show people the video, the title, so they can look at it on their own time.

00:39:06.000 It's really long.

00:39:08.000 And you can't see it, Ryan.

00:39:10.000 You're zoomed in.

00:39:12.000 CMP 100, Chrissy Mayer Program 100.

00:39:15.000 Gavin McKinnis, every joke in his Tiny Revolution.

00:39:17.000 Chrissy Mayer.

00:39:18.000 Weird spelling.

00:39:19.000 M-A-Y-R.

00:39:21.000 So she's allowed to put that up.

00:39:22.000 If you do an interview with me and you want to keep it up, just say I'm insulting him.

00:39:26.000 This is a takedown.

00:39:28.000 It's an epic takedown.

00:39:31.000 All right.

00:39:31.000 So without further to-do, let's show the ABC News segment that they refused to show.

00:39:39.000 I got to change because I was wearing a different.

00:39:50.000 Hello and good evening.

00:39:52.000 Thank you for joining tonight.

00:39:53.000 I'm Lindsay Davis, of course.

00:39:55.000 And tonight we're here with the founder of the Proud Boys, Mr. Gavin McInnes.

00:39:58.000 Mr. McInnes, thanks for coming on.

00:40:00.000 Thanks for having me.

00:40:01.000 Mr. McInnes, what do you think what President Trump meant when he said stand back and stand by?

00:40:07.000 It's fun to trigger liberals and pretend that it means that we're going to take over the world and riot.

00:40:13.000 And it's sort of like this.

00:40:15.000 It's just a fun game.

00:40:16.000 But we all know what he meant.

00:40:18.000 It was a typo, a verbal typo.

00:40:20.000 In fact, he said stand black and stand by.

00:40:23.000 He's clearly trying to remember the term stand down.

00:40:28.000 But yeah, he screwed up.

00:40:30.000 Biden screwed up too.

00:40:31.000 He called us the poor boys and said, stand.

00:40:33.000 What did he say?

00:40:34.000 Poor boys, stand ready.

00:40:36.000 Right.

00:40:37.000 Well, do you not see that as like a command to riot?

00:40:41.000 How that could be interpreted?

00:40:43.000 What is with you, people?

00:40:44.000 98 out of 100 cities are on fire.

00:40:47.000 3 billion of damage.

00:40:48.000 That's the worst in American history.

00:40:49.000 By my count, 32 dead.

00:40:51.000 Not tangentially related to the riots, but in the riots, 32 dead.

00:40:56.000 We've got all 50 states' statues have been torn down.

00:40:59.000 Yet all you do is keep harping on what if the Proud Boys riot?

00:41:03.000 What if the right gets mad?

00:41:05.000 The left's been mad for months, five months of rioting.

00:41:08.000 And they put out notices saying on November 4th, if Trump wins, we're going to burn it down.

00:41:13.000 And you're still like, yeah, but what if?

00:41:16.000 Well, if President Trump does lose, what will you do?

00:41:21.000 Okay, you know what I'm going to do?

00:41:22.000 I have this button here.

00:41:23.000 It's a Trump button.

00:41:24.000 I push that and I release the Kraken.

00:41:27.000 All the proud boys start coming out.

00:41:28.000 They're going to be like zombies.

00:41:30.000 They'll come out of the ground.

00:41:31.000 They're going to rip off manhole covers.

00:41:32.000 You'll see them.

00:41:33.000 It'll be like the thriller video.

00:41:34.000 They'll just keep crawling out of windows and stuff and they'll just start eating people.

00:41:40.000 Ooh.

00:41:42.000 Well, I see what you're doing there, using humor, saying werewolves.

00:41:47.000 No, not werewolves.

00:41:48.000 I said zombies.

00:41:49.000 Oh, okay.

00:41:50.000 Well, Mr. McInnes, you've said that you have Jason Kessler, the organizer of the United Riot, where Heather Heyer was killed, and he was a member of the Prowboys, and you had him on your show.

00:42:01.000 What's that all about?

00:42:02.000 Did you see it?

00:42:03.000 No.

00:42:06.000 Well, I watched some of it, but not all of it.

00:42:08.000 Yeah.

00:42:08.000 If you had seen the entire thing, you'd see me screaming at Jason Kessler for lying and saying he wasn't alt-right.

00:42:15.000 He did that to infiltrate the group twice, and both times we caught him and booted him out.

00:42:20.000 We disavowed Unite the Right months and months in advance, and Jason Kessler scammed us, and we caught him and booted him out.

00:42:27.000 That's not a member of the club.

00:42:29.000 So you're not a white nationalist group.

00:42:32.000 Oh, God, race, race, race with you people.

00:42:35.000 Look, we have more gays, more Jews, more blacks in our group than are represented in the population.

00:42:40.000 More than Antifa.

00:42:42.000 Because when a gay comes out as MAGA, he's completely ostracized.

00:42:45.000 He can't go to his local gay bar.

00:42:48.000 Like, he'll be kicked out of his...

00:42:49.000 Chadwick Moore came out as MAGA, got kicked out of his local gay bar.

00:42:53.000 And we take them in.

00:42:54.000 All we care about is if you're born male and that you accept that the West is the best.

00:42:59.000 Okay, so your Western chauvinism, how is that not white nationalism?

00:43:04.000 Aren't Westerners mostly white?

00:43:07.000 This obsession with race, go outside, go talk to people.

00:43:11.000 You guys talk like racism is bubbling up.

00:43:14.000 It's systemic.

00:43:15.000 It's everywhere.

00:43:15.000 It's not.

00:43:16.000 Go outside and say hello to someone.

00:43:20.000 All right.

00:43:21.000 Well, we could drop race if you'd like.

00:43:24.000 Wait a minute.

00:43:24.000 I want to say something.

00:43:25.000 Sure.

00:43:26.000 Yes, Westerners are white, okay?

00:43:28.000 Or predominantly white in a white country.

00:43:30.000 So are Easterners.

00:43:31.000 We hate commies.

00:43:32.000 Commies are white.

00:43:33.000 When you think of the West, what do you think of?

00:43:35.000 You think of mostly like America and maybe Britain or something.

00:43:38.000 When you think of the East, what do you think of?

00:43:39.000 You think of mostly China, Russia.

00:43:41.000 China, Russia.

00:43:42.000 So three of the four are white in that scenario.

00:43:44.000 It's not really a race thing.

00:43:46.000 It's really a communism versus freedom thing.

00:43:48.000 That's what the West is.

00:43:49.000 And the West is based on meritocracy.

00:43:52.000 Look, if you loved chess, are you a Russian supremacist?

00:43:55.000 Most chess, good chess players are Russian.

00:43:58.000 Well, okay, we could drop race.

00:44:00.000 But you said that women would be happier at home.

00:44:02.000 Do you have a problem with women in the workplace?

00:44:05.000 Obviously not.

00:44:06.000 There's exceptions.

00:44:07.000 But as a whole, most women are happier at home.

00:44:11.000 Kennedy was great to do Fox business.

00:44:13.000 I said to her once I go, you've been cursed.

00:44:15.000 You've been cursed with this skill where you make, I don't know what she makes, 300K a year.

00:44:18.000 So you're better off there in the workforce than you are at home.

00:44:22.000 Barbara Corcoran was right to get into real estate.

00:44:25.000 Lauren Hillebrand was right to get into writing books.

00:44:28.000 Margaret Thatcher was right to get into politics.

00:44:30.000 But those are exceptions.

00:44:31.000 And right now there's this stigma when a woman wants to be a housewife.

00:44:35.000 I see it when they say, they ask my wife's profession when they're filling out a form and she goes, housewife.

00:44:39.000 And you can see this sort of like look, this sort of like, oh, that's disappointing.

00:44:42.000 You got handed feminism and freedom and you could have been a CEO, but you didn't take it and you stayed at home like a little bitch.

00:44:48.000 No.

00:44:49.000 Creating life and shaping life is the greatest job there is.

00:44:53.000 You're basically magic.

00:44:55.000 You're celestial.

00:44:56.000 Is that the right use of that word?

00:44:58.000 I think so, actually.

00:45:00.000 Yeah.

00:45:02.000 But yeah, most women, for the most part, are better suited for home.

00:45:06.000 Hmm.

00:45:07.000 Do you think they're better suited at home?

00:45:09.000 Yes.

00:45:10.000 But, you know, you can think that Chinese people don't tend to be good at basketball, but your favorite basketball players can be Chinese.

00:45:16.000 The two are not mutually exclusive.

00:45:18.000 So you're bringing up, you're bringing up race now.

00:45:21.000 Okay, you got me.

00:45:22.000 That's, I think, once or twice you got me.

00:45:24.000 I've got you like 17 times so far.

00:45:26.000 Fair enough.

00:45:28.000 Well, just let me Say something.

00:45:31.000 The problem with you guys is that you're obsessed with this notion of America being a Klan rally.

00:45:35.000 No one's, have you ever seen a Klansman, you know, with the hat and they have those little holes for their eyes?

00:45:40.000 I don't even get those holes.

00:45:42.000 Like, surely you move a little bit and the holes are all misaligned.

00:45:45.000 It's hard enough with a mask that's stuck to your head, but a hood?

00:45:48.000 I don't even get how the logistics of how those things work.

00:45:51.000 Well, they don't really wear hoods anymore, Gavin, do they?

00:45:54.000 Oh, that old troll.

00:45:55.000 They traded in their hoods for blue uniforms.

00:45:58.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:45:58.000 Okay.

00:45:59.000 What are you, 16?

00:46:01.000 What are you...

00:46:02.000 Jim?

00:46:03.000 Never mind.

00:46:04.000 All right.

00:46:04.000 Well, thank you very much.

00:46:06.000 Thank you for your time.

00:46:07.000 Yeah, fuck you, bitch.

00:46:08.000 All right.

00:46:09.000 Up next, we have a, you know, next segment.

00:46:13.000 Just make sure this never airs.

00:46:15.000 I'm Lindsay Davis.

00:46:16.000 Thanks so much for streaming with us, and good night.

00:46:30.000 I guess she may have sussed out that we did forget to record it.

00:46:35.000 And it probably is illegal to show it anyway.

00:46:38.000 Is it illegal?

00:46:39.000 It was a two-tipe conversation.

00:46:41.000 She knew that she was having a conversation with me.

00:46:44.000 Is she only allowed to record?

00:46:45.000 No, that doesn't make sense.

00:46:46.000 I think it would be legal.

00:46:48.000 Yeah, it's illegal to tape someone without their knowing in certain states.

00:46:53.000 I think they call it two-party consent.

00:46:56.000 Hey, computer, is New York a two-party consent state?

00:47:03.000 Here's something I found on the web.

00:47:05.000 According to Cambridge.org, two, three.

00:47:11.000 What?

00:47:16.000 What?

00:47:17.000 Did we just break computer?

00:47:19.000 Banks computer?

00:47:20.000 I think I'll just look it up myself.

00:47:23.000 New York two-party consent state.

00:47:29.000 And it says, thus New York has functionally become a two-party consent state.

00:47:33.000 If a call continues past the disclosure, the caller now has the consent of both parties.

00:47:38.000 So yeah, both sides have to know they're being recorded.

00:47:41.000 But she's on a show.

00:47:44.000 So she clearly knows she's being recorded.

00:47:47.000 Anyway, it was fucking stupid of us not to record because I was so happy with that.

00:47:52.000 And the fact that they won't show it says a lot about the media.

00:47:55.000 You could have recorded her thing with your phone.

00:47:58.000 And then we obviously have a recording of me and then we could have done it in post.

00:48:03.000 Frick.

00:48:04.000 Anyway, that was essentially what it was.

00:48:06.000 And I think, yeah, because I killed her so bad and blew up all of the rumors.

00:48:12.000 And that's bad for Biden.

00:48:14.000 You can see that they're pushing the Proud Boys White Supremacy thing.

00:48:17.000 So what percentage of the American public who's heard of Proud Boys thinks that they're white supremacists?

00:48:24.000 I don't know.

00:48:25.000 Probably depends on age and how much they digest the media that they're fed.

00:48:30.000 Because I know a lot of people like in my town, they're inquiring about it.

00:48:33.000 They're like, hey, this Proud Boys thing sounds pretty interesting.

00:48:37.000 And nothing...

00:48:38.000 I don't know what they've heard.

00:48:40.000 I don't know what they've heard.

00:48:41.000 If they've heard good things or bad things.

00:48:45.000 I told you about the time when the previous time when all this shit was hitting the fan.

00:48:48.000 I just made it worse.

00:48:50.000 This woman comes up to me at a bar, an old barfly hag, and she goes, I like seeing on the TV.

00:48:59.000 This is right when I stepped down from the Proud Boys and was all over the news.

00:49:03.000 And I go, oh, finally, someone supports me.

00:49:06.000 Jesus.

00:49:06.000 So rare these days.

00:49:08.000 And she goes, fucking black people are so stupid.

00:49:12.000 Oh, no.

00:49:13.000 Oh, great.

00:49:16.000 Now this is the company.

00:49:16.000 Someone's on my side.

00:49:18.000 And she's like, they fucking vote for Obama.

00:49:21.000 He ain't black.

00:49:23.000 He ain't black, you fucking dummies.

00:49:27.000 And so I says, good.

00:49:30.000 Yeah.

00:49:30.000 This is the company I now keep.

00:49:32.000 Yeah, I should have just started to change my accent.

00:49:34.000 I know, right?

00:49:35.000 The fucking Mulan Yans, that's so stupid.

00:49:41.000 How are we doing for time?

00:49:42.000 We got plenty of time.

00:49:44.000 So while we're so concerned about Proud Boys rioting, about the right-wing violence, it's the biggest threat, the FBI, the biggest threat to domestic terror.

00:49:56.000 They're going to kidnap the governor.

00:49:57.000 That's our biggest fear.

00:49:58.000 Vote for Biden or right-wing riots will happen.

00:50:02.000 While this is going on, not only has Portland and Seattle and all these cities been going, they're going like right now.

00:50:10.000 Every time I turn on the news, I check Andy No's Twitter and I go, wait, still?

00:50:14.000 This happened, I think, last night.

00:50:16.000 And Portland with a bunch of balloons went to the ICE, right?

00:50:21.000 Immigration and Corrections Enforcement, whatever they, what does ICE stand for?

00:50:26.000 Computer, what does ICE stand for?

00:50:30.000 ICE is an abbreviation of intrusion countermeasure electronics and in circuit emulator.

00:50:35.000 No, nope.

00:50:38.000 The Trump button is a like two to one.

00:50:42.000 Trump button versus computer.

00:50:44.000 What does ICE stand for?

00:50:46.000 So I go to Google.

00:50:51.000 Immigration and customs.

00:50:52.000 Yeah, customs enforcement.

00:50:55.000 Thanks, computer.

00:50:57.000 I'll rely on my computer next time.

00:50:59.000 Hey, computer, you're wrong.

00:51:03.000 Thanks for letting me know.

00:51:07.000 So they go there to the immigration enforcement office and they barricade it.

00:51:11.000 They block the entrance.

00:51:13.000 And then the cops say, you can't do that, obviously, as you well know.

00:51:17.000 And then they start screaming, fascist.

00:51:19.000 Play the audio?

00:51:19.000 It's kind of cool.

00:51:41.000 Oh, shit.

00:51:44.000 Finally, look at them run.

00:51:50.000 That thing really shoots, doesn't it?

00:51:52.000 It sure does.

00:51:53.000 I forgot.

00:51:53.000 There was a rally.

00:51:54.000 Maybe it's on my parlor.

00:51:55.000 There was a rally in Manhattan on the weekend where it was a lot of Orthodox Jews, Jews for Trump having rocks thrown at them.

00:52:04.000 Throwing rocks at Jews.

00:52:07.000 Where have I seen that before?

00:52:09.000 Oh, yeah, Israel.

00:52:13.000 So the Wall Street Journal is asking me all week, so what's going on with this Proud Boys rally?

00:52:17.000 See that woman?

00:52:18.000 Okay, go back.

00:52:19.000 That woman right there.

00:52:20.000 She opened the door to a van of Hasidim and pepper sprayed in the van.

00:52:27.000 Kids in there.

00:52:28.000 The whole van, terrorized.

00:52:29.000 Now, if you've ever been pepper sprayed, it just shuts you down.

00:52:33.000 Now, I couldn't imagine what it's like for a kid.

00:52:36.000 I remember when I got pepper sprayed that night, my kid, who was like five at the time, hugged me when I got home and he had a rash all over his face.

00:52:44.000 That's from touching cloth that used to maybe have some on it.

00:52:49.000 So the Wall Street Journal kept asking me about this Proud Boys rally, and I go, if Catholics gather, it's not a Night of Columbus rally.

00:52:56.000 If Patriots gather, it's not a Proud Boys rally.

00:52:58.000 Proud Boys have all but been destroyed in New York.

00:53:02.000 You threw them all in jail.

00:53:03.000 You arrested them all.

00:53:04.000 You made it illegal.

00:53:07.000 It's just a patriotic rally.

00:53:08.000 So you check it out, and yeah, it was Antifa attacking Jews, basically, for supporting Trump.

00:53:13.000 In other words, they don't care about Nazis.

00:53:15.000 They don't care about equality.

00:53:16.000 They don't care about fascism.

00:53:19.000 They just hate our side because we're unashamed.

00:53:23.000 And their whole thing is shame.

00:53:24.000 That's why people hate proud boys because they hate the word pride if it's not gay or black.

00:53:31.000 But there was an awesome kick.

00:53:33.000 What's that now?

00:53:34.000 Oh, that's the guy throwing rocks.

00:53:36.000 And he looks like he's from Gaza, too.

00:53:44.000 Just repeats it, yeah.

00:53:46.000 That's amazing.

00:53:47.000 But go back to my parlor.

00:53:49.000 There's a really great kick.

00:53:50.000 He just sweeps him.

00:53:51.000 Yeah, click on that link.

00:53:53.000 He sweeps him so well that the guy smashes his head on the ground.

00:53:57.000 And wait, you see the punch that starts it?

00:53:59.000 It's the worst punch I've ever seen.

00:54:00.000 Folks at home, when you're punching, remember, this is just the messenger, okay?

00:54:06.000 This guy's nothing.

00:54:07.000 This is just the post office.

00:54:08.000 This is a guy dropping it off.

00:54:10.000 The post office is here.

00:54:12.000 It's all your body.

00:54:13.000 It's all in the hips.

00:54:16.000 This guy just sort of touches him.

00:54:18.000 He thinks his fist is made of fucking uranium and it's going to burn his face.

00:54:22.000 Like a spark plug to a windshield or something?

00:54:24.000 Just going to crack his head.

00:54:25.000 Look at this punch.

00:54:30.000 Wait, I want to watch it.

00:54:31.000 Oh, oh.

00:54:32.000 That was a thud.

00:54:33.000 Yeah.

00:54:36.000 I think it deflected off his shoulder.

00:54:39.000 That's so good.

00:54:41.000 How many hundreds of times can we watch this?

00:54:46.000 And why do you have your backpack?

00:54:48.000 It looks like enough stuff is in there for a European trip.

00:54:52.000 Why do they always have backpacks on?

00:54:55.000 Ooh.

00:54:56.000 Probably full of Jewrocks.

00:54:58.000 Yeah, maybe.

00:54:59.000 Oof.

00:55:02.000 Oh, how good would that have been if he was just unconscious?

00:55:05.000 Fuck around and find out.

00:55:08.000 I wonder what the doctor thinks of that.

00:55:14.000 And then they started...

00:55:15.000 Wait, keep showing that.

00:55:16.000 This is in Manhattan, too.

00:55:18.000 Then they start attacking old people.

00:55:21.000 Was this the same thing as Rudy Giuliani's thing where they were terrorizing his convoy?

00:55:27.000 The rocks at his corner.

00:55:28.000 And that girl you saw getting arrested, she was bawling her eyes out.

00:55:32.000 So she pepper sprays a van full of kids.

00:55:34.000 Look at them.

00:55:35.000 They're putting him in a headlock like a grappling thing.

00:55:38.000 Like pounding him.

00:55:39.000 The guy's like 75 years old.

00:55:42.000 Look at that weird woman.

00:55:43.000 She's kicking him.

00:55:44.000 That weird Chinese radical lunatic is kicking an old man.

00:55:50.000 Look at them.

00:55:50.000 They're fucking savages.

00:55:52.000 It's Lord of the Flies.

00:55:58.000 Wait, go back.

00:55:59.000 Did you see that weird little Chinese woman?

00:56:01.000 Is that it?

00:56:02.000 Right there?

00:56:03.000 Wait, hold on.

00:56:06.000 You watch her pounding him.

00:56:10.000 Her, stop.

00:56:11.000 With the white face mask.

00:56:13.000 Yeah, right her, right there.

00:56:14.000 She says, I gotta, I wanna hurt him.

00:56:19.000 I gotta.

00:56:20.000 I'm gonna film it.

00:56:21.000 Get him punched.

00:56:22.000 And then she gets psyched.

00:56:23.000 I hate him too.

00:56:24.000 And then boom.

00:56:28.000 And just spazzing.

00:56:29.000 I hate Trump.

00:56:32.000 And now she disappears.

00:56:38.000 Like, don't you want to just be a spy and go and follow her now?

00:56:42.000 Because we have the footage, right?

00:56:44.000 Follow her and then do that thing I was talking about before where you call the cops and you go, I'm following a woman that just kicked an old man.

00:56:50.000 I mean, she didn't do much, but say she did more.

00:56:52.000 Like the baseball bat guy who hit the cop with the baseball bat.

00:56:56.000 Hey, she just threw a golf stick.

00:57:03.000 That's an inside joke.

00:57:06.000 Maybe one day they'll get that.

00:57:08.000 3-1.

00:57:10.000 This is a while ago here.

00:57:11.000 I've got some old news.

00:57:12.000 They broke into a church.

00:57:14.000 What?

00:57:15.000 No, no, they broke into a college campus.

00:57:17.000 You can't get more left-wing than a college campus.

00:57:20.000 It's where they make...

00:57:21.000 That's like their...

00:57:22.000 I said church.

00:57:23.000 That is their church.

00:57:25.000 Radical leftists go to church called college, but they go into this dorm.

00:57:31.000 What do you want?

00:57:32.000 What are you trying to achieve here?

00:57:33.000 You hate students?

00:57:38.000 They're bringing a dog?

00:57:44.000 Oh no, the two that are already in there.

00:57:46.000 That's like the campus security.

00:57:53.000 It's mental illness.

00:57:59.000 Tell me what the point of this rally is.

00:58:04.000 It's mental illness.

00:58:05.000 Look at this couple.

00:58:06.000 We're going to run.

00:58:08.000 Get back to our Marxism and the revolution class.

00:58:11.000 Because Marxists are here angry in their fucking shower shoes.

00:58:20.000 I hate your shoes so much, sir.

00:58:23.000 Look at it.

00:58:24.000 What a shit show.

00:58:26.000 This is Biden's America.

00:58:28.000 And he's convinced us that the Problem is the right.

00:58:31.000 The problem is spoiled brats on the left wandering around like chickens with their head cut off.

00:58:41.000 Look how mad he gets.

00:58:49.000 Look how many gets there.

00:58:51.000 Ooh, fuck.

00:58:53.000 He dropped his whatever's, his rave glow sticks.

00:58:58.000 Anyway, look at this absolute state of mental illness.

00:59:01.000 I hope I haven't shown this before, 3-2.

00:59:05.000 This is like in Britain where they go, the absolute state of this.

00:59:21.000 What does Arriba mean?

00:59:22.000 Up?

00:59:24.000 Arriba?

00:59:28.000 Ew, it's a heart.

00:59:30.000 It's probably like a Tellhart against the butcher shop.

00:59:42.000 Kalimar.

00:59:45.000 Oh, he says Kalimar.

00:59:47.000 Yeah.

00:59:48.000 It's also the name of the guy from Indiana Jones, right?

00:59:51.000 Kalimar.

00:59:52.000 And he eats the heart.

00:59:54.000 Oh, yeah.

00:59:55.000 So he's being Kalimar?

00:59:57.000 Now let's just dance on a broken Trump sign.

01:00:02.000 I mean, they're stupider than jihadists.

01:00:06.000 At least jihadists have, like, they hang actual people and stuff.

01:00:10.000 Look at this.

01:00:11.000 Remember we used to make fun of the Middle East with their self-flagellation and all that dumb shit?

01:00:17.000 Or those Christians in, what is it, the Philippines where they put giant rods through their face?

01:00:24.000 And we'd go, what a bunch of backwards weirdos.

01:00:27.000 Now we are the weirdos.

01:00:30.000 You did it.

01:00:31.000 You did it.

01:00:32.000 Nice work.

01:00:33.000 He's literally clapping for himself.

01:00:35.000 And then what's 3-3?

01:00:38.000 Oh, yeah.

01:00:39.000 This is just more, this is the media snitching on Hasids.

01:00:42.000 They ignore all the left's danger, but you know why they're cracking down?

01:00:47.000 Look at the media cracking down on these horrible, horrible Jewish people for daring to have some sort of religious ceremony.

01:00:57.000 Look at them.

01:01:01.000 You don't see them attacking Black Lives Matter like this.

01:01:05.000 Look, I got to get this.

01:01:06.000 Here's why.

01:01:08.000 Orthodox Jews and Hasidic Jews are pro-Trump.

01:01:11.000 And that's why de Blasio is cracking down on them.

01:01:14.000 Because de Blasio is mimicking the black anti-Semitism in his town.

01:01:21.000 It's from his wife and his kids.

01:01:24.000 And then in Brooklyn, especially, Brooklyn blacks seem to have a serious problem with anti-Semitism.

01:01:30.000 It's becoming part of their intrinsic culture.

01:01:33.000 And so de Blasio loves that.

01:01:34.000 It's dope.

01:01:36.000 And he hates Trump, so it's win-win.

01:01:39.000 So he's cracking down.

01:01:40.000 Coleman has like 30 lawsuits going right now with rabbis and various Orthodox Jews who are suing the city, suing Cuomo, suing de Blasio.

01:01:50.000 My barber needs to take care of this little part here.

01:01:53.000 Come on, guy.

01:01:54.000 That's an issue.

01:02:02.000 Okay, I think we're ready to go to the mailbag.

01:02:05.000 All right.

01:02:06.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:02:11.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:02:16.000 Let me touch it.

01:02:19.000 Sort by date, not flags.

01:02:21.000 That didn't work last time.

01:02:23.000 I'm so glad we finally have that deer censored on the news site because I honestly get to about 1% of the letters we get.

01:02:31.000 Oh, speaking of that, we have a new announcement.

01:02:35.000 We have a new show on the site.

01:02:38.000 It should be up before you see this.

01:02:40.000 Lotus.

01:02:41.000 What's her name?

01:02:42.000 Lotus Yoshido?

01:02:43.000 Yoshido.

01:02:44.000 Yoshido?

01:02:45.000 She does a very quirky show that I bet is going to get a lot of backlash because it's weird.

01:02:49.000 And believe me, this is on, it was like Gary's mailbag.

01:02:53.000 Like I knew there'd be backlash and then people would get it.

01:02:55.000 And I feel that this is going to be the same thing.

01:02:58.000 I'm not listening to any of your suggestions.

01:02:59.000 They're all going in the suggestion box if you have a problem with this show.

01:03:02.000 It's on for a year no matter what.

01:03:05.000 So if you don't like it, you don't get it.

01:03:07.000 You don't see my vision.

01:03:09.000 She's fucking amazing and I'm really, really excited about the show.

01:03:13.000 I love it.

01:03:14.000 It's weird.

01:03:15.000 It's intellectual.

01:03:16.000 It's totally unique.

01:03:18.000 Show a part of it.

01:03:19.000 Okay.

01:03:20.000 In the email I sent you, you don't have to download it.

01:03:22.000 You can just click on it.

01:03:24.000 He's sneak peek.

01:03:29.000 Intro?

01:03:30.000 Sure.

01:03:32.000 And then jump forward.

01:03:34.000 Just jump all around.

01:03:36.000 One of my favorite parts about it, too, is the scenery.

01:03:38.000 Here's an example.

01:03:39.000 You can't get bored.

01:03:41.000 And in that video, I say, I don't like Jeffree Star.

01:03:44.000 He is a...

01:03:49.000 She's talking about cancel culture.

01:03:51.000 As a matter of fact, but then there's a whole sub-thread of her being kidnapped and beaten throughout the thing.

01:03:59.000 She's awesome.

01:04:01.000 Anyway, that's going up, and I'm very happy about it.

01:04:05.000 And I know there'll be haters.

01:04:08.000 Hey, Ryan and Gav, have you by chance seen Vincent Gallo's badass shirts?

01:04:12.000 Yes, I have.

01:04:14.000 He's a weird dude, Vincent Gallo.

01:04:16.000 He's always been red-pilled.

01:04:18.000 In fact, he kind of red-pilled pilled me in 2001 as I was being red-pilled 9-11, hanging out at Terry Richardson's studio.

01:04:27.000 He would be there.

01:04:28.000 Very, very funny dude.

01:04:30.000 Very arrogant.

01:04:32.000 You know how much these shirts are?

01:04:34.000 $666.

01:04:38.000 But he signs them all.

01:04:45.000 Oh, that's a shirt.

01:04:46.000 Okay, cool.

01:04:47.000 Yeah, they're all shirts.

01:04:48.000 Nice.

01:04:50.000 Oh, wow.

01:04:50.000 He does.

01:04:51.000 Yeah.

01:04:51.000 Like an art, like an art piece.

01:04:53.000 He numbers them and signs them.

01:04:55.000 Yeah, I mean, they probably have resale value.

01:04:58.000 Uru Gavin and Divine Emperor of The fag zone.

01:05:01.000 Wait, was that the same intro as the other one?

01:05:03.000 No.

01:05:06.000 One of the guys from our favorite band Pentatonics.

01:05:09.000 Oh man, I haven't thought of them in a long time.

01:05:13.000 I love Pentatonics.

01:05:16.000 Released a song about voting, and it's hands down the gayest thing I've seen leading up.

01:05:20.000 Remember our theory?

01:05:21.000 Our theory about Pentatonics is that the white gay guy isn't even gay.

01:05:25.000 He just lets the Mexican fuck him up the butt because it's woke.

01:05:29.000 Yeah.

01:05:29.000 So he's raping himself every day.

01:05:33.000 Hey.

01:05:34.000 Hey, it's me and your voter's ballot.

01:05:38.000 I was thinking that maybe you could use me.

01:05:42.000 I know it's stupid, but I wrote a song about it.

01:05:45.000 Do you want to hear it?

01:06:01.000 That's why people are voting early, by the way, to Virtue Signal.

01:06:04.000 It's the dumbest thing.

01:06:05.000 You line up for eight hours.

01:06:06.000 If you go close to the day, it'll be a 10-minute thing.

01:06:15.000 Maybe he is gay.

01:06:17.000 Yeah, this is every kind of gay.

01:06:30.000 Oh, and also, can I suck on your toes?

01:06:37.000 See, I bitch about flip-flops all the time and men's toes.

01:06:41.000 It's a gay thing.

01:06:44.000 So sick of these goddamn shower shoes.

01:06:46.000 I saw these two black guys by my gym.

01:06:48.000 It was raining out and they've got their socks with their shower shoes.

01:06:52.000 And the toes are all dirty and wet.

01:06:55.000 Like we've invented shoes, shithead.

01:06:59.000 Fuck.

01:07:01.000 That is the gayest thing I've ever seen in every version of the word.

01:07:05.000 Dear Gavin and Sir Fagalot of Fagington, here are a few of the moronic platitude-filled signs that the lefties put in their yards.

01:07:13.000 I tried not to include duplicates, but these are everywhere.

01:07:17.000 I bet you can guess which demographic has them displayed.

01:07:21.000 White upper middle class women.

01:07:26.000 And by the way, when we were talking about Proud Boys and Nazis, I would say 88% of white middle class women.

01:07:35.000 No, liberal white middle class women, I'd say 98% of them who have heard of Proud Boys think that they're white supremacists, which isn't good because those are the moms at my kids' fucking soccer game.

01:07:49.000 Go back to the thing there.

01:07:52.000 Kindness is everything.

01:07:54.000 The fuck does that even mean?

01:07:56.000 None of it means anything.

01:07:58.000 It's fun to look at some of this shit as a high school teacher.

01:08:02.000 You know, you're analyzing a kid's essay and you're like, what have you said here?

01:08:06.000 Black Lives Matter doesn't mean anything.

01:08:08.000 Of course it matters.

01:08:10.000 Why are you saying Black Lives Matter?

01:08:11.000 Well, because the police are acting like they don't matter.

01:08:14.000 No, they're not.

01:08:15.000 That's not true.

01:08:17.000 Climate change is real.

01:08:18.000 Many scientists believe that theory.

01:08:21.000 It's a theory.

01:08:22.000 No human is illegal.

01:08:24.000 It's illegal to be in a country where you're there illegally.

01:08:28.000 And the term for that is illegal alien.

01:08:31.000 The legal term for that.

01:08:33.000 Love is love.

01:08:34.000 What the fuck?

01:08:38.000 What I think they're saying there is that gay love is just as real as straight love.

01:08:43.000 Okay, that's got nothing to do with gay marriage.

01:08:47.000 And very few people, only very, very traditional Christians think that gays shouldn't exist.

01:08:53.000 Like you should never be gay under any circumstance.

01:08:55.000 That's not a thing.

01:08:55.000 And even if they think that, they're not stopping marriages.

01:08:59.000 In this house, we believe Black Lives Matter, women's rights are human rights.

01:09:03.000 What the fuck?

01:09:04.000 Okay, well, that's bullshit.

01:09:07.000 What a pile of disgusting, retarded garbage.

01:09:12.000 You got the classics there.

01:09:13.000 Hate has been a lot of money.

01:09:14.000 I got Black Lives Matter.

01:09:15.000 2020.

01:09:16.000 The main thing is to be in love with the search for truth.

01:09:20.000 Maya Angelou.

01:09:21.000 And I love that when the woman made this stupid fucking gay ass sign and she put it on her lawn, she had done something.

01:09:29.000 I've accomplished something today.

01:09:31.000 All you've accomplished is making some of your more sane neighbors cringe.

01:09:36.000 That's about it.

01:09:37.000 I think maybe she stood there with like a mug of coffee, just like with it.

01:09:41.000 It's like, just in case you want to know the auteur, I'm right here.

01:09:45.000 I've seen these, by the way, I'm probably...

01:09:46.000 Wait, wait, what do you mean?

01:09:47.000 Like, she stood out there with the sign.

01:09:49.000 Oh, she had some reactions.

01:09:51.000 What do you think?

01:09:51.000 I thought you thought she was Maya Angelou.

01:09:53.000 No.

01:09:55.000 Bye, Don.

01:09:57.000 So this is from Jake.

01:09:58.000 Hey, Bodak and Cooley.

01:10:00.000 Look up the definitions if you don't know.

01:10:02.000 I don't.

01:10:02.000 I know what a Cooley is.

01:10:03.000 I don't know what a Bodak is.

01:10:04.000 The link is below if you want to read it.

01:10:06.000 If not, it's about a local Christian private school that said, fuck off, we're not wearing masks or social distancing.

01:10:11.000 They were given warnings after some Karen's complaint.

01:10:14.000 Lo and behold, just last week, the local health department came and shut them down.

01:10:18.000 Of course, they did it on the weekend like typical cowards.

01:10:20.000 How in the hell does this small town health department have the right to shut a private school down?

01:10:25.000 Fuck this state and our governor.

01:10:28.000 Also, you are correct.

01:10:30.000 It was the FBI agent who conned those tards into plotting the kidnapping.

01:10:35.000 I like you more than my new sunglasses.

01:10:38.000 In other words, FBI, you created a crime where there wasn't one.

01:10:42.000 And the state, this was in Michigan, Blunden Township.

01:10:46.000 School objects after health department closes building.

01:10:50.000 Like the whole thing of save our children, children aren't getting this fucking disease.

01:10:57.000 Ooh, I got something on signs, by the way.

01:10:59.000 One of our viewers who sent the rosary beads, by the way, they made these signs, so it mocks those signs, but it says something actually good on there.

01:11:08.000 Yeah, see, I wouldn't put a sign on my lawn.

01:11:12.000 You're just inviting vandals unless I had the time to charge it.

01:11:17.000 And then these guys did this.

01:11:19.000 I sent it to my Instagram at their high school.

01:11:23.000 Those are all Trump pence signs.

01:11:25.000 It goes and goes and goes.

01:11:27.000 Frankly, it doesn't stop.

01:11:29.000 It's 45 signs, to be exact.

01:11:34.000 You know, some Trump derangement syndrome lunatic.

01:11:38.000 Yanked all those out.

01:11:40.000 Had a conniption.

01:11:41.000 Yeah, well, that's my next letter, Ryan.

01:11:43.000 You jumped at the gun.

01:11:44.000 Oh, they sent it in?

01:11:45.000 Oh, good.

01:11:45.000 Here's our club logo my brother made.

01:11:49.000 Left to right, that's me and Trump and Jesus.

01:11:53.000 And my brother.

01:11:54.000 The bottom says the West is the best in Chinese.

01:11:57.000 That's cool.

01:11:58.000 Is he Chinese?

01:11:59.000 Oh, no, he's.

01:12:00.000 I think he's.

01:12:01.000 I don't know what he is.

01:12:03.000 Who cares what race people are, man?

01:12:06.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:12:07.000 And then he's, that's his logo.

01:12:08.000 Him and his brothers.

01:12:10.000 He's in a gang with Trump and Jesus.

01:12:12.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm senior high school.

01:12:14.000 I've been following since seventh grade.

01:12:15.000 You've shaped my beliefs, inspired me as a person ever since, which is why I'm persona non grata, by the way, because I influence young men.

01:12:21.000 In an effort to meme the establishment, me and my buddy lined our high school with Trump signs.

01:12:24.000 45 to be exact.

01:12:26.000 I was inspired by GML to stop being a pussy and become part of the non-silent majority.

01:12:31.000 I've been so energized that we actually started a club named Club Red.

01:12:35.000 This is our first act of defiance.

01:12:37.000 Get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:12:39.000 You know, the thing.

01:12:41.000 P.S. Fuck Ryan.

01:12:43.000 Well, fuck you.

01:12:45.000 Proud of your boy.

01:12:47.000 Yeah.

01:12:48.000 Guys, get into the habit of saying that at the end of letters, too.

01:12:52.000 Fuck Ryan.

01:12:53.000 Did he actually?

01:12:54.000 Yes.

01:12:55.000 That little son of a bitch.

01:12:58.000 Okay, last one.

01:12:59.000 Dear grand puba of the poor boys.

01:13:02.000 I'm an alumnus of the Virginia Military Institute.

01:13:04.000 It's one of six senior military colleges in the country.

01:13:07.000 It also happens to be the alma mater of the one and only Ralph Kuhnman Northam, class of 81.

01:13:12.000 Recently, an article from the Washington Post described the life of black cadets as being oppressed by relentless racism.

01:13:18.000 Northam has decided to carry out an independent investigation into these claims of clear racism that is present at VMI.

01:13:26.000 As of today, the current superintendent, General J.H. Pinford P. III, retired U.S. Army, stepped down from his position after 17 years at the helm.

01:13:36.000 As a recent graduate that played NCAA sports and lived with basketball players for four years, the issue is not around color.

01:13:42.000 The issue is with black NCAA players who come in on scholarships that did not make it on any decent normal sports schools.

01:13:50.000 They come in voluntarily to an incredibly strict environment that they resist every second of the day to integrate into.

01:13:58.000 They relentlessly pull the race card for getting boned for not following the rules.

01:14:03.000 Yeah, it's a military school.

01:14:06.000 It's rough.

01:14:07.000 It's tough.

01:14:08.000 It's hard.

01:14:09.000 That's why parents, when you're bad, they say, we're going to send you to military school to snap you into shape.

01:14:15.000 And the irony is most of these assholes would probably thrive if they would just do the push-ups.

01:14:20.000 It is a shame.

01:14:21.000 And they do that in charter schools in Harlem.

01:14:24.000 The blacker the charter school, I've noticed personally, the more push-ups and stand in line, stand straight and don't move your head and all this kind of like military discipline because charter schools are capitalist and they go where there's a problem.

01:14:37.000 There's a demand for more discipline because of the fatherlessness.

01:14:41.000 That was another part of the ABC News thing we didn't put in.

01:14:44.000 Remember?

01:14:45.000 The fathers.

01:14:46.000 I said talking about race.

01:14:48.000 I go, you want to talk about racism?

01:14:50.000 You liberals, because I knew she's liberal, have destroyed the black family with your welfare.

01:14:55.000 You've incentivized baby mamas to not have baby dads.

01:14:58.000 You paid them.

01:15:00.000 You paid them money to not have a family.

01:15:03.000 And she goes, no, you're talking about that stat that says that three and four black children are born out of wedlock.

01:15:12.000 And I'm like, yeah, that's the best it gets.

01:15:14.000 In the Bronx and Harlem, it's way worse.

01:15:16.000 And then she said, did you know that, and then she pulled out that study that what's his name brought up on free speech, that black dads actually spend more time with their children than any other race?

01:15:28.000 And I looked into that.

01:15:29.000 And you know what it's from?

01:15:31.000 When black dads do see their kids, they're with them that one day more than like me with my son yesterday.

01:15:40.000 Well, yeah, because you're making up for lost time.

01:15:42.000 And I pointed that out to her, which she had no response to, of course.

01:15:46.000 Imagine being so naive, so far apart, so willfully blind that you think that black dads are actually in their families more than other dads.

01:15:58.000 Oh, and she also tried to argue, no, no, they're just not married.

01:16:00.000 The dad's there.

01:16:02.000 Are you fucking blind?

01:16:04.000 She's half black, I think.

01:16:06.000 Have you ever spoken to a black person?

01:16:08.000 Like, ask them who their dad is.

01:16:11.000 Well, actually, don't do that.

01:16:12.000 Wait till you're friends.

01:16:13.000 But when your friends with a black person go, like Anthony Civarelli, the guy that did my back tattoo from Gorilla Biscuits, he bought a house in Harlem like 10 years ago, maybe 20 years ago now.

01:16:24.000 And all the kids in the block would go up to his daughter and go, so you have a dad?

01:16:29.000 That's weird.

01:16:30.000 You have your own room?

01:16:32.000 Wow.

01:16:34.000 They were totally freaked out.

01:16:37.000 She's the only girl in the neighborhood that has a dad.

01:16:43.000 Yeah, but he's more present.

01:16:45.000 Ooh, alternate angle, by the way.

01:16:47.000 I think it was Michael Eric Dyson said it to Michelle Malkin, and he said, are you familiar with that study?

01:16:53.000 I think it's got a bad because I'm brown.

01:16:57.000 And she just, you see her deflated, exhausted, and she just goes, no, I'm not familiar with that study.

01:17:04.000 It's worth digging up.

01:17:05.000 She is spicy in that, dude, for real.

01:17:07.000 The non-verbals, she's just not happy.

01:17:10.000 She's like, obviously she's beautiful and you want to get in a time machine and marry her.

01:17:13.000 But like turn her into an ugly fat chick or a dude.

01:17:16.000 And she's just really fun to hang out with.

01:17:19.000 She's so interesting and funny and she doesn't forget what she's talking about like that.

01:17:24.000 Like she'll pull up dates and stats and she's never confused.

01:17:28.000 She's really like having a dinner with her, her and Ann Coulter.

01:17:32.000 I'm so lucky.

01:17:33.000 I'm so spoiled to be able to have conversations with people like that.

01:17:36.000 You got another angle on the trip?

01:17:38.000 On the Angry Asian Stompy lady.

01:17:40.000 Oh, good.

01:17:42.000 I just, I hate this flag.

01:17:46.000 Coming up here.

01:17:49.000 What's up?

01:17:50.000 This is a black thing I'm noticing.

01:17:52.000 Put them bows up.

01:17:53.000 Yeah, bows up.

01:17:55.000 You want to protect your ribs, people.

01:17:56.000 Here she comes.

01:17:58.000 She tried to make a swipe before she even went Across the.

01:18:00.000 Yeah.

01:18:01.000 She's so mad.

01:18:02.000 What are you mad at?

01:18:04.000 Some Jewish person likes Trump.

01:18:07.000 Here she comes.

01:18:08.000 Like, why do you want to kick him in the ass?

01:18:10.000 There she is.

01:18:10.000 There you go.

01:18:11.000 Oh.

01:18:11.000 Yes, I'm not that one for you.

01:18:13.000 I don't think she's Chinese.

01:18:14.000 Maybe not.

01:18:15.000 Maybe she's Puerto Rican or something.

01:18:17.000 I don't know.

01:18:18.000 I see a Chinese brow.

01:18:19.000 Yeah, mongaloid brow.

01:18:20.000 Yeah, you're right.

01:18:21.000 Mongoloid brow.

01:18:23.000 That's a great thing.

01:18:25.000 I heard.

01:18:26.000 Got tickets already.

01:18:27.000 It is a shame that SJW culture is trying to bring about the demise of a school that has produced great military leaders and civilian graduates who have served their country selflessly since 1839.

01:18:39.000 Stand back and stand by for the culture war.

01:18:42.000 There are not enough new sunglasses to go around now.

01:18:47.000 Pretty funny.

01:18:49.000 Sunglasses.

01:18:50.000 Okay, last one.

01:18:51.000 Gavin Fagg.

01:18:52.000 My girlfriend and I are both 20 and living in Alaska.

01:18:55.000 All right.

01:18:56.000 Sucks.

01:18:56.000 We met at church camp before high school.

01:18:58.000 We've been dating for a year.

01:18:59.000 I fucked a handful of girls during high school and during a semester of college before I dropped out to work and sell options.

01:19:04.000 I'm really not concerned about getting my numbers past where they are.

01:19:07.000 She wants to make people and cook for them, which seems basically perfect through my 10-year-old misogynist eyes.

01:19:13.000 20-year-old.

01:19:14.000 Is a year really long enough to pull the trigger at 20 years, though?

01:19:18.000 Since the wet dog one gets mad about second questions, is something like the attached pictures an acceptable replacement for flip-flops?

01:19:25.000 They're fugly and I'm sure they're still shit in a fight, but they're comfortable and you can't see any toes.

01:19:30.000 No, those are not acceptable, sir.

01:19:34.000 Fucking stupid little disposable shoes.

01:19:37.000 Fuck off.

01:19:37.000 What is so hard about putting on your socks and shoes?

01:19:40.000 Why is this such a challenge?

01:19:42.000 And yes, marry the bitch.

01:19:44.000 You've got a winner there and no one is happier than people who marry young and start churning out kids.

01:19:50.000 You won't have time to be unhappy.

01:19:52.000 Make fucking eight.

01:19:54.000 Make eight of them.

01:19:55.000 Once you get up to four, the oldest one starts helping with the youngest one and it becomes a sort of self-perpetuating machine.

01:20:03.000 You're very lucky, dude.

01:20:05.000 Everyone my age, right?

01:20:08.000 Everyone.

01:20:10.000 We sit around, we're looking at our kids, we're talking about our kids, and there's inevitably a moment where one of us shakes our heads and says, why do we wait so late?

01:20:18.000 What were we thinking?

01:20:19.000 We had to do more Coke?

01:20:21.000 We had to go get more wasted again, go to another rock show?

01:20:26.000 You get the idea.

01:20:27.000 You start partying at 14.

01:20:29.000 By 24, you've been partying relentlessly.

01:20:32.000 Orgies, sucking drugs, cocks.

01:20:36.000 Everything that little vote ballot said in that song.

01:20:38.000 Yeah, sucking toes.

01:20:40.000 For 10 years.

01:20:41.000 You're like, no, I need another 10 years of this indulging myself.

01:20:45.000 No, you don't.

01:20:48.000 Okay, here's a heavy one.

01:20:52.000 Look at this woman getting nailed by a truck.

01:20:57.000 Maybe we should have...

01:20:58.000 Hold on.

01:20:59.000 We should have a card for the final video.

01:21:01.000 Oh, okay.

01:21:02.000 Is that what me and Hollowed could do?

01:21:04.000 Yeah, a little song, a little stinger song.

01:21:06.000 Yeah.

01:21:06.000 No longer than 15 seconds.

01:21:08.000 Yeah, the graphic.

01:21:09.000 Yeah, righteous.

01:21:15.000 Okay.

01:21:16.000 Wait for it.

01:21:17.000 Wait for it.

01:21:19.000 Wait for it.

01:21:21.000 The woman crossing the street, she gets nailed by a truck.

01:21:25.000 When you see the person in the blue coat walking, we're in trouble.

01:21:28.000 This NSAF W here?

01:21:30.000 I don't know.

01:21:31.000 I don't know if she dies.

01:21:32.000 Oh.

01:21:33.000 I have a video over next, though.

01:21:35.000 It's her afterwards.

01:21:36.000 Oh.

01:21:37.000 Look at the guy in the blue.

01:21:39.000 And then look at the woman with the umbrella.

01:21:40.000 Okay, watch the umbrella.

01:21:41.000 Watch the umbrella.

01:21:42.000 Watch the umbrella.

01:21:43.000 Oh, God.

01:21:45.000 I mean, can she be alive?

01:21:47.000 But then look at Blue Guy.

01:21:52.000 He just...

01:21:53.000 Does he walk away?

01:21:55.000 If he walks away like this, I understand.

01:21:56.000 Like, if he goes like this, like, oh, I just saw that.

01:21:59.000 But if he just...

01:22:00.000 No, you're not allowed to do that, Ryan.

01:22:02.000 You can't go.

01:22:03.000 You have to go right to action.

01:22:05.000 Yeah.

01:22:05.000 Make sure they can breathe.

01:22:06.000 Your phone should be calling 911, looking for your location, getting them, I don't know.

01:22:11.000 You don't want to move them.

01:22:13.000 But stopping the hemorrhaging of the blood.

01:22:16.000 Yeah, true.

01:22:17.000 Go back.

01:22:18.000 Aftermath?

01:22:19.000 Yeah.

01:22:20.000 Well, I guess we're not going to watch it again.

01:22:25.000 I love Shizmabin, by the way.

01:22:27.000 My favorite Instagram account.

01:22:28.000 I'll make an NSFW card, too.

01:22:31.000 There's alternates.

01:22:35.000 Look at that.

01:22:36.000 Like, all those cards are fucked up.

01:22:38.000 And she was definitely pinched.

01:22:40.000 Oh.

01:22:41.000 Her shoe and sock came off.

01:22:43.000 Wow.

01:22:43.000 I can't believe there's not more blood.

01:22:46.000 She definitely shattered her hip.

01:22:48.000 A lot of internal blood.

01:22:50.000 You might bleed internally to death, yeah.

01:22:54.000 What's the matter with people?

01:22:55.000 Stick around, dude.

01:22:57.000 Yeah.

01:22:59.000 Bad mentality.

01:23:00.000 We got a bad mentality in this country where we have come apart.

01:23:04.000 We don't care about each other anymore.

01:23:06.000 Look, right now half the country has Trump derangement syndrome.

01:23:09.000 They're acting like hysterical babies.

01:23:10.000 Let's not do anything rash.

01:23:12.000 Let's tolerate their ineptitude and just smile and say, all right, all right.

01:23:17.000 This next week is going to be fucking mental.

01:23:20.000 So hold on to your hats and don't make any permanent decisions that involve ostracizing your family.

01:23:26.000 Get fired.

01:23:26.000 Get in trouble.

01:23:27.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:23:41.000 I'm going to make the same mistakes.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - October 26, 2020

S03E29 - ABC NEWS LIVE [2020-10-26 - S03E29 - ABC NEWS LIVE]

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