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00:01:02.000This was a number one song in Nigeria.
00:01:05.000And because America has become a shithole where our elections are about as reliable as Zimbabwe's, we have Mugabe as the dictator today, tonight, this episode, a live episode,
00:03:11.000Terry Richardson is a fashion photographer who would take pornographic pictures, and he was a very sexual, masculine, although we think he would fuck the odd dude guy.
00:03:23.000I wrote the foreword for this book with the editor of Purple, Olivier Zahn.
00:04:19.000Because Terry is shooting in an instinctive, immediate, almost physical way, he catches the smallest detail as a force, as a proof that you cannot control life.
00:06:45.000I won't show you where he has jizz all over his face.
00:06:49.000Like, it was a different time, New York, in the early aughts, where, you know, you could be ugly and gross and funny and experiment and be offensive.
00:07:03.000And there'd be, you know, like Sid Vicious with the swastika.
00:07:07.000That wasn't, that had nothing to do with denying the Holocaust.
00:07:10.000Not everything had to be so fucking political.
00:11:06.000They're a bunch of fucking white extremists.
00:11:12.000They're a white privileged bunch of guys led by a black Cuban.
00:11:19.000Well, Kumia, Anthony Kumia was pointing out that the social media and these activists and big tech, they've been sabotaging this election for four years, slowly censoring people like me and Milo and anyone who might give Trump a fair chance.
00:11:34.000They've been getting rid of us for a long time now, and now the narrative of the stupid Nazi shit can live free because we can't defend ourselves.
00:11:42.000When will the American public wake up to understand that mainstream media is their enemy?
00:14:58.000It is not, generally speaking, unruly, but fires have been started and there's a crowd that is relishing that.
00:15:04.000But what we see here is essentially an increasing mob-like scene of self-proclaimed pool watchers who say that they want to get access to the building.
00:15:15.000So many of them have rushed into the building here.
00:15:22.000MSNBS wants us all to believe that buildings and businesses being torched by BLM and Antifa over the summer, well, those are peaceful protests.
00:15:30.000But folks outside a counting center demanding integrity and transparency in the vote, that constitutes a mob.
00:17:30.000Millions of white voters are once again showing who they are.
00:17:34.000And spoiler, you're supposed to say spoiler alert.
00:17:37.000It's not really that great for America, but in particular for black and brown people.
00:17:41.000The miasmic uncertainty hang over the 2020 presidential election is hundreds of thousands of legal votes, blah, blah, blah.
00:17:48.000Oh, this is my favorite part, third paragraph.
00:17:50.000For one thing, despite four years of President Donald Trump, which is now like an insult just saying that, that is, of a man who has made white nationalism a central part of his administration.
00:18:05.000And whose abject negligence in the face of a pandemic has contributed to more than blah, blah, blah, millions of voters are turning out for him.
00:18:12.000White voters, especially white early exipoles.
00:18:17.000So it goes on to say that this is all whites showing that they embrace racism or at least they tolerate it.
00:18:41.000I'm racist towards white males starting today.
00:18:45.000Now, as I said on Newsmax, there's two possible explanations for this.
00:18:50.000One is white males are doing what those Orthodox Jews were doing in Brooklyn where they were going, Black Lives Matter, Black, don't hurt me.
00:21:20.000The president has shown us that he is a misogynist, that he is homophobic, that he is racist, and that he mismanaged a coronavirus pandemic to the tune of over 250,000 American deaths.
00:21:36.000Yet 50% of America saw all of that and looked the other way to their brothers and their sisters.
00:24:29.000Okay, so anyway, in the midst of all this retarded hullabaloo, an old clip has resurfaced of this corny black professor and that CNN kid, child, who wrote the article about how this is an example of racism, what, white men not showing up to vote.
00:24:44.000In the article, he talks about this professor.
00:24:48.000And I would wager that that overeducated black kid who wrote that article took a bunch of bullshit classes at schools where they were so happy to have an articulate black man, they just put him at the front of the line.
00:24:59.000And I would also argue that this guy's class is just a three hours of being insulted and told that you're racist and you suck and you need to recognize that.
00:25:14.000If you take, and I'm guessing, but if you take his class, I guarantee that you might as well just have like a ball gag in your mouth and a leather thing with a big cock ring on your chest because you just go there to get whipped.
00:25:28.000Now, this is, I've done TV news a million times.
00:25:33.000You have like 10 seconds to say your thing.
00:26:27.000When did we know that America was coming out of its racist shell, like a larvae, like a pupa stage, and turning into a giant Nazi butterfly?
00:26:37.000Apparently, the Tea Party was an example of white people mad that there's too much diversity in serial commercials.
00:26:45.000And it's this thing that you keep hearing from the left all the time about how whites are petrified of being a minority.
00:26:51.000I had never even thought of that until they kept hammering it down.
00:26:54.000They don't want the world to go beige.
00:26:56.000Chelsea Hambler said, there's going to be a lot more gays and brown people soon.
00:27:28.000It's like a pickup artist is our refusal to acknowledge them and the legends and myths we tell about our inherent, you know, goodness to hide and cover and conceal so that we can maintain a kind of willful ignorance that protects our innocence.
00:27:44.000See, the thing is that when the Tea Party was happening, we were saying pundits, oh, it's just about economic populism.
00:27:53.000When people knew, people knew social scientists were already writing that what was driving the Tea Party were anxieties about demographic shifts.
00:29:32.000And if we're going to get past this, we can't blame it on him.
00:29:37.000He's a manifestation of the ugliness that's in us.
00:29:42.000I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
00:29:48.000Growing up in a tradition of the station of the people.
00:29:55.000I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.
00:30:01.000Either we're going to change Nicole or we're going to do this again.
00:32:07.000We're trying to convince white folk to finally leave behind a history that will maybe, maybe, or embrace a history that might set them free from being white.
00:33:50.000The media has become a PR firm that works for one party, one party only, and that is the party of destruction.
00:33:58.000They knowingly bring Antifa into their hearts and give the rest of us hot attacks as they attack this nation night after night for five months of pillaging,
00:35:20.000Stop talking like that, you pretentious tard.
00:35:23.000You, sir, distinguished professor, talk like a fag, and your shit is all retarded.
00:35:32.000So we have a lot to talk about with election fraud.
00:35:35.000But before we get to that, I think we need to all need to cleanse our palette from this repetitive coverage and talk about our friend Mr. Ibu.
00:36:14.000There is a lot of time for him to be poisoned.
00:36:18.000But the one you sent me, I do not remember.
00:36:21.000Mr. Ibu sadly narrates how he was poisoned by a trusted staff and left with a hideous pot belly.
00:36:28.000Now, sorry, the opening song was Johnny by Yami Aled.
00:36:33.000And the reason that we are focusing on Africa today on this show is because, judging by the elections, we are in the same boat as this continent, Africa.
00:36:42.000Or as Alicia Key says, her favorite country.
00:36:47.000And we should get used to it and get to know the culture.
00:36:50.000So if you know, let's choose one country, Nigeria.
00:36:54.000If you know Nigerian culture, you know Mr. Ibu.
00:36:57.000That is played by a man named John Okafour.
00:37:00.000To be clear, John Okafur has had an illustrious career in what we call Nollywood, Nigerian Hollywood.
00:39:17.000It was after they gave me that poison, it was bigger than this before.
00:39:20.000If you had seen it, it was like a foam.
00:39:23.000I took medicine and it began to come down.
00:39:26.000Before I wasn't able to see my legs, by the way, you probably can't relate, but as a 50-year-old man, ideally you want to see your penis in the shower.
00:39:35.000And I am about halfway down the shaft at this point.
00:40:22.000But because we are becoming a third world country, a third world country, and we no longer have elections, we no longer have law and order, right?
00:40:32.000The looting that we are seeing, which reminds me of when the Hulus were killing the Zulus, who are attacking the Wootsies, who are killing the Tutsis.
00:40:43.000So we have to get to know this culture.
00:40:45.000And I thought, why not focus on Mr. Ebu's most successful comedy bit that actually involves two amazing jokes in one episode of his shit TV show.
00:41:53.000So if you want to make fuck with a girl and you are eight then you have to hide her or you will get in trouble.
00:42:01.000Or if your girlfriend comes by when your father is at work then maybe you can make fuck and then not get caught.
00:42:08.000It's here in America when you see a grown woman with a child it has a lot of stigma but cultures are different.
00:42:15.000So anyway this is Muir and his girlfriend he is doing something which we don't do in America which is eat crackers in bed.
00:42:23.000You ever hear the expression I would not kick her out of bed for eating crackers?
00:42:28.000Well Mua was not getting kicked out of bed for eating the cracker and he is telling her all sorts of things about what he will do for her when they make love.
00:42:38.000You know that when I look straight into your eyes he is so charming.
00:43:05.000I think he might be a grown man but he has a midget syndrome like Garrett Coleman.
00:43:15.000Okay, just this is where it gets crazy because his dad, his papa is outside and he's knocking on a door which appears to be a curtain but I guess you can knock on it too.
00:43:25.000Now stop most in Nigeria most children have a gigantic empty oil drum next to their bed that is capable of carrying and hiding a human being.
00:43:37.000It's also used for laundry even though the only way they can wash clothes in Nigeria in this shit shack is to use a bucket.
00:43:45.000But for some reason you let the laundry pile up until it weighs maybe 300 pounds and then I guess you go and wash your clothes for what must take about 37 hours in a bucket.
00:51:15.000It's hard for me to keep a straight face and do my commentary, which I'm supposed to do for this show and explain the joke, but also I'm enjoying the joke.
00:51:32.000He has a house meeting in the town to discuss his beautiful home.
00:51:41.000This is Mua telling him that he is dripping, that he looks fantastic, and he is so cool because he's wearing the latest wash and wear.
00:51:49.000You see, let me explain something to you.
00:51:51.000Wash and wear means you don't have to iron it.
00:51:54.000You can just wash it, let it dry, and put it on and it will not be wrinkled because it's mostly Polyester, which in Nigeria must be like cooking your legs in a microwave, you must stink too, hence the cocoa butter.
00:52:09.000So he has on wet pants now because Papa convinced his papa that wash and wear means you can only wear it if you just washed it one second ago.
00:52:20.000So the joke here is he did not let his pants dry.
00:52:24.000Now he is going to go outside with wet legs.
00:57:08.000Like we talk about communism, and as Charles C. Johnson pointed out, he goes, at least in communism, you'd go on a gulag, but you'd come back redeemed.
00:58:42.000So let's just go through some election fraud recently because I'm worried that this African allergy is starting to get a little threadbare.
01:02:24.000Can you believe that shithole house, and I know it's a set and it's a TV show or whatever, but can you believe the security you need in Africa?
01:02:33.000You got these giant iron gates and walls that look more intense than what surrounds de Blasio's house right now in New York City.
01:02:43.000Gracie Mansion has more security than that shit shack.
01:03:44.000What is happening in Michigan is beyond corrupted whistleblower within the USPS says he was ordered by his supervisor to illegally backdate newly found ballots to November 3rd, 2020.
01:03:54.000What is this if not blatant voter fraud?
01:03:57.000Now, the USPS, what do they call them, the internal postal service dudes?
01:04:03.000They have their own like FBI, Inspector General, whatever they're called.
01:04:07.000They are, because of this, they are looking into it.
01:04:20.000We were issued a directive this morning to collect any ballots we find in mailboxes, collection boxes, just outgoing mail in general, separate them at the end of the day so that they could hand-stamp them with the previous day's date.
01:04:36.000Today is November 4th for clarification.
01:05:26.000They were putting them into express bags to go to the distribution center.
01:05:31.000In regards to a hamper, there is a standard hamper that all letter mails are supposed to go to, and they had a tub next to it that we were supposed to put any ballots collected today into.
01:06:16.000We just got, Project Veritas asked, we just got contacted by the Office of the Inspector General, who is aware of this video inside the post office in Michigan, and the whistleblower, who is discussing, showing how the ballots were backdated to November 3rd, even though they're accepted November 4th.
01:06:48.000He cares more about his country and what they're doing illegally there in Michigan, counting the votes illegally, and he cares about his own well-being and safety.
01:07:01.000The honest post- See, that guy was someone who managed to not get fired, not get in trouble, but he was still brave and didn't stop fighting.
01:09:18.000And what Fleckis does is he goes on these sites and actually votes as dead people, or at least sets it up like he's voting for a dead person.
01:12:27.000Not so much that they're doing it, but that they don't know that they're doing anything wrong.
01:12:32.000What about Elijah Schaefer showing that woman who said, I swear as a ballot counter to burn every she's since taken that down, but he screensaved it.
01:14:01.000Now, what happens here is this voter fraud ring has been going on for a while.
01:14:06.000There is a number of people who have already been indicted in Gregg County.
01:14:14.000Now, by Attorney General Paxton, stemming back from 2018 when they were doing this, Harris County, they were doing this.
01:14:20.000They were caught on tape going into the nursing homes, getting the nursing home residents to sign off their ex.
01:14:25.000A nursing home resident was even denied food until he or she agreed to vote for the candidate that the nursing home was forcing them to vote for.
01:14:33.000So this has been going on, and this has been going on under the watch of a man named Dallas Jones, who was recently hired to be the Texas political director for the Joe Biden campaign.
01:14:42.000On Saturday, over a week ago, Dallas Jones disappeared.
01:14:54.000We have numerous sources saying that he was picked up by the FBI.
01:14:58.000Sources within the FBI told us that he wasn't necessarily picked up, but implied that he was interrogated voluntarily.
01:15:06.000So, you know, my FBI source says, look, when you interrogate somebody like this, you put them up in a hotel, you sequester them, and then the interrogation goes on for days.
01:15:17.000Now, yesterday, on Sunday, Dallas Jones was spotted for the first time in over a week at the Fountain of Praise Church in Houston.
01:15:25.000So this is the first time we've seen Dallas Jones.
01:15:27.000There are rumors that the Joe Biden campaign has technically fired him for damage control reasons.
01:15:39.000The FBI knows exactly what's going on with the fake IDs and the fraudulent voting and the fraudulent drive-through voting.
01:15:46.000They are trying to do their bare minimum to try to stop this as FBI agents while keeping it silent, while trying to not get it out into the press, while massaging the reporters there, the Democrat reporters in Houston, Texas,
01:17:32.000So if it's Sunday night, if it's Saturday morning, if we get a major state, obviously if there's a win, we will be coming back on the air and going live.
01:17:43.000But this whole show should really have just been this graph.
01:18:42.000In both cases, right when it was looking hopeless for the Dems in Wisconsin and Michigan at 6.23 and 7 a.m., there's a massive L-shaped bump where the Democrats start kicking ass and taking names.
01:21:23.000So, incredible job by the Every Vote Counts protest across the road who pumped up Beyonce's party so not one word could be heard of Pam Bondi's speech.
01:21:32.000Amber, when there's a big crowd, but people have mics near them, everyone hears the speech.
01:21:41.000Pam Bondi probably couldn't hear it very well because everyone was screaming, but microphones work like this.
01:21:46.000If there was construction going on in our, you know, if our office next door, the Chinese merchants, whatever the hell they are, if they were destroying their office right now with sledgehammers, you probably wouldn't hear it on this mic.
01:22:04.000In fact, I think if you scroll down, you can hear the speech.
01:22:11.000With former Florida Attorney General Pam Bondi, as you can see in the center of your screen there, and Campbellian Senior Advisor Corey Wandowski, screen left.
01:23:45.000They expect him to do a fight for charity for some gym that would like to raise money for itself.
01:23:51.000Like asking for charity is embarrassing.
01:23:53.000I would do it if, you know, my children were starving and had hunger pains and I, I don't know, I feel like I would get involved in crime before that.
01:24:01.000But anyway, it's conceivable that I would ask for charity if we were in like some weird Bosnian war where I couldn't work at McDonald's or do anything.
01:24:12.000But it's like number 3,042 on the to-do list.
01:24:18.000But BuzzFeed, which is supposed to be a news source like the New York Times, whatever, they just ask for money.
01:30:08.000The bipartisan commission chaired by Jimmy Carter and James Baker said back in 2009 that mail-in voting is fraught with the risk of fraud and coercion.
01:30:20.000Since then, until this administration.
01:30:25.000In the newspapers, in networks, academic studies saying it is open to fraud and coercion.
01:30:33.000The only time the narrative changed is after this administration came in.
01:30:37.000Elections that have been held with mail have found substantial fraud and coercion.
01:30:42.000As far as widespread fraud, we haven't seen that since.
01:30:46.000Well, we haven't had the kind of widespread use of mail in ballots that's being proposed.
01:30:50.000We've had absentee ballots from people who request them from a specific address.
01:30:55.000Now what we're talking about is mailing them to everyone on the voter list when everyone knows those Voter lists are inaccurate.
01:31:01.000People trying to change the rules to this methodology, which, as a matter of logic, is very open to fraud and coercion, is reckless and dangerous.
01:38:53.000The number of times a woman has had sex or the number of men she's had sex with, the number of men she's had sex with, I'm afraid, my friend.
01:39:00.000If a woman had sex 7,000 times with one man and then he died, who cares?
01:40:32.000Because obviously don't want Ryan to blow me, although he is the mayor of the fag zone, but saving America forever is a pretty noble pursuit.
01:40:41.000I probably could never have my wife blow me ever again, because I would go like, oh yeah, that's the Ryan thing.
01:44:54.000Yeah, I mean, I guess you could drive.
01:44:56.000My wife and I will move to Northern Scotland or some little British town, like a Tommy Robinson-type little cobblestone street pub town after the kids go to college.