Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E36 - STOLEN ELECTION [2020-11-09 - S03E36

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's get off my one with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:29.000 Ice tea.

00:00:32.000 Angry Park coming up.

00:00:38.000 Got mad ice.

00:00:47.000 He wants to borrow some money from me.

00:00:50.000 As a cheap person, that's how I feel when people want to borrow money from me.

00:00:53.000 I got pissed off.

00:00:55.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

00:00:58.000 I get so fucking mad.

00:01:00.000 No, I don't.

00:01:01.000 I just say no.

00:01:06.000 That song.

00:01:08.000 So Everlast had this idea with House of Pain where he said, let's do rock rap.

00:01:12.000 Let's do a metal band rap.

00:01:15.000 And Ice-T said, yeah, that's a good idea and stole it.

00:01:19.000 So Everlast is pissed.

00:01:20.000 Everlast got so pissed, he became a Muslim.

00:01:22.000 Did you know that?

00:01:23.000 The jump around guy?

00:01:24.000 He became a Muslim.

00:01:26.000 What?

00:01:30.000 We opened for Body Count once.

00:01:33.000 He's a Muslim now.

00:01:34.000 Look at that shit.

00:01:36.000 You know, that's when you're such a wigger that you become like a black guy who doesn't approve of rap.

00:01:42.000 Because it's killing our community, yo.

00:01:45.000 Like Deuce, like Vault.

00:01:48.000 What is that guy?

00:01:49.000 The white guy who bleaches himself?

00:01:50.000 Nuka Zeus.

00:01:51.000 Nuka Zeus.

00:01:52.000 Yeah, I met these white dudes in the South.

00:01:56.000 All their friends were black, and their daughter was named Nevea, which is Heaven Backwards, which is a common black name.

00:02:01.000 And he was like, yo, you know, brothers with their pants hanging down, listen to that shit, that rap music.

00:02:07.000 You know, we should listen to our music, like Soul and stuff.

00:02:10.000 Positive, uplifting music, like Marvin Gay.

00:02:13.000 Wow, you're so black, you don't like blacks.

00:02:16.000 Like Evrica Badu.

00:02:17.000 Yeah.

00:02:18.000 Common.

00:02:19.000 You're so black, you basically have a normal white dad's view of rap.

00:02:25.000 How much was that intro a rip-off of Stairway to Heaven?

00:02:32.000 Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

00:02:42.000 Come on.

00:02:43.000 It's got the vibe and the pace.

00:02:45.000 It's just enough not to get sued.

00:02:48.000 Although Jim Page, as you call him, ripped off people left and right, like verbatim.

00:02:54.000 Burt Janch, he stole Bert Janch's licks.

00:02:58.000 Taurus.

00:03:00.000 We've talked about this before.

00:03:01.000 Yes.

00:03:03.000 Taurus.

00:03:04.000 That's another song.

00:03:06.000 No one would ever do a video on whether body count was ripping off Let's Up and no one fucking cares about Body Count.

00:03:12.000 I opened for them.

00:03:12.000 I was in an 80s hardcore cover band.

00:03:14.000 We opened for them.

00:03:15.000 And I was just telling the guy guarding my house this story the other day because he's black and I brought him chicken and I said, is this racist?

00:03:22.000 But it's delicious.

00:03:23.000 Racism is delicious sometimes.

00:03:26.000 And yeah, they kicked us out of the green room.

00:03:29.000 We weren't allowed to be there when they're there.

00:03:31.000 And they show up.

00:03:32.000 It was a shitty venue, by the way.

00:03:34.000 It probably held 100 people, 100 audience members.

00:03:39.000 They kicked us out.

00:03:40.000 And after they kicked us out, I just watched two giant watermelons get shipped in, a bunch of beer, and the most KFC I've ever seen in my life.

00:03:51.000 More than is at a KFC.

00:03:53.000 They emptied a KFC.

00:03:56.000 Book of the Day is Misery Loves Comedy.

00:04:01.000 This is, I think, the funniest person in the world, Ivan Bernetti.

00:04:05.000 And he has the most offensive, like this.

00:04:10.000 How about this for a joke?

00:04:12.000 Every little boy's dream.

00:04:13.000 And it has a dad impaled on a spike.

00:04:16.000 I hate you, daddy.

00:04:18.000 Then it has his mother chained up and he's sniffing her.

00:04:21.000 Then people are defecating and urinating on him and he has a cross up his ass.

00:04:24.000 And then he says, okay, my asshole is all greased up.

00:04:26.000 Bring in the mastiffs.

00:04:29.000 Just stupid, idiotic.

00:04:31.000 And then he'll...

00:04:32.000 So this is a series where he's just trying to be as offensive as humanly possible, which this is like, I think, the late 90s, early 2000s when you could do this.

00:04:43.000 And then he just has this like really negative, nihilist, horrible view of the world about how he wants to kill himself and how ugly he is.

00:04:52.000 He's just an intellectual.

00:04:54.000 And the drawings he does have such a huge variety.

00:04:57.000 Sometimes it's photorealism.

00:04:59.000 Look at this.

00:05:00.000 Everything sucks.

00:05:01.000 All these bills and debts.

00:05:02.000 Life's just too fucking expensive.

00:05:04.000 I'll never get out of this hole.

00:05:05.000 Never.

00:05:05.000 Then he pokes himself in the eye with a knife, stabs himself, cuts his head off, throws his head against the wall, shoots his head, jumps out the window, and then his wife comes home and goes, hey, check it out.

00:05:15.000 We won the lottery.

00:05:18.000 Anyway, money-back guarantee on this.

00:05:20.000 It is fucking high quality.

00:05:22.000 He's a genius.

00:05:25.000 And I feel bad talking about my friend's book now, which isn't quite as good.

00:05:30.000 But this is Trump A to Z. It's very anonymous.

00:05:35.000 He doesn't have his name on it anywhere.

00:05:37.000 And it's basically like a kiddie book structure showing you A, America first, B, build the wall, C, Constitution, but with great pictures for everyone.

00:05:48.000 Fun way to educate maybe a 10-year-old on how corrupt modern America is.

00:05:54.000 We'll be getting into that, of course.

00:05:56.000 So the way you could buy it is to go to trumpa to z.com.

00:06:03.000 There's a lot of these Trump's A to Z's.

00:06:06.000 So you have to go to the actual website.

00:06:08.000 Trump A letter T T O Z. Trumpetaz.

00:06:14.000 Trumpetaz.com, yes.

00:06:17.000 It's completely spelled out.

00:06:20.000 Anyway, I told him I would plug in and I did.

00:06:24.000 Today's newspaper, we lost a guy named Alec Trebek, who was the host of a popular Game show called Jeopardy that I never really watched because I'm stupid.

00:06:33.000 And every time I would watch it, I'd just go, I don't know.

00:06:36.000 No idea.

00:06:38.000 I don't know that.

00:06:39.000 Nope.

00:06:39.000 I'll take I don't know for $200, Alex.

00:06:42.000 If you do the college one, it's pretty easy.

00:06:44.000 Oh, yeah.

00:06:44.000 It's not easy, but you'll get like three out of ten.

00:06:50.000 And then we have the other head on the New York Post is Blue Wave, B-L-E-W, civil rights leader Dem's defund the police hurt us in election.

00:06:59.000 House Majority Whip Jim Clyburn, a Dem from South Carolina, blamed party progressives' call to defund the police for Congressional Democrats' disappointing election results and said the late John Lewis feared the slogan would destroy the BLM movement.

00:07:14.000 Destroy the BLM movement?

00:07:18.000 I mean, it's such utter fucking garbage.

00:07:22.000 How could it have any kind of credibility?

00:07:24.000 Basically, you're either an asshole who believes everything they say and would let them literally get away with murder.

00:07:30.000 I mean, they have murdered 32 people in these riots.

00:07:33.000 Or you are awake and you see that they very specifically said they're out to destroy the nuclear family.

00:07:41.000 They are trained Marxists.

00:07:43.000 So, I mean, I'm done with any sense of nuance.

00:07:46.000 This is sports now.

00:07:48.000 It's us versus them.

00:07:49.000 We're fighting to get it recognized that Trump is elected and he won, and we'll show you the specific examples.

00:08:01.000 But does that matter?

00:08:03.000 Like, just like he said, it would destroy the BLM movement.

00:08:06.000 The BLM movement is like Antifa.

00:08:09.000 The people who support it can never be turned away.

00:08:12.000 They will love it no matter what.

00:08:13.000 And the people who know what it is already know what it is.

00:08:17.000 So my fear is, with all of this evidence we're about to present and all of this litigation, that everyone's going to see it and just go, no, that's not the case.

00:08:25.000 That's not true.

00:08:27.000 And just like with Rodney King, exact same story.

00:08:30.000 We saw a black man get beaten with batons and we went, oh my God, that's horrible.

00:08:35.000 God, I'm getting so ripped.

00:08:38.000 My neck's too big for my shirts.

00:08:40.000 I'm going to start getting claustrophobic.

00:08:42.000 I hate this look, by the way.

00:08:43.000 But when you have your sleeves rolled up, it kind of looks like you're a lawyer pulling an all-nighter for some guy who was wrongfully imprisoned.

00:08:50.000 I already feel better right now.

00:08:51.000 I'm going to have to get all new shirts.

00:08:53.000 I don't know if I'm fatter or more ripped.

00:08:55.000 Anyway, so we saw something horrible.

00:09:01.000 It went to court.

00:09:02.000 I'm talking about Rodney King still.

00:09:04.000 And then we saw, oh, he was going through a residential neighborhood, 70 miles an hour, jeopardizing all these lives.

00:09:08.000 His friends complied, no probs.

00:09:10.000 He refused to comply.

00:09:11.000 He laughed at them when they tased him.

00:09:13.000 Eventually, they had to beat him into submission.

00:09:17.000 Literally had to.

00:09:18.000 They had no choice.

00:09:20.000 That was their training.

00:09:21.000 So they go, oh, we've seen the whole tape now.

00:09:24.000 The cop's innocent.

00:09:25.000 But the PR firm, that is mainstream media, had already made this version of events, and that had stuck.

00:09:33.000 So there was riots when he was released, and they went, okay, let's put him back in jail.

00:09:40.000 He's guilty now, because everyone's mad.

00:09:44.000 So I could see Trump proving himself vindicated, refusing to give up the White House, there being massive riots, and then Trump being forced to leave.

00:09:55.000 That is my theory.

00:10:00.000 Speaking of the family, I saw this article this morning from Vice, my alma mater.

00:10:08.000 And it was, how to tell your family you're not coming home for Thanksgiving.

00:10:12.000 And two things struck me before I even read it.

00:10:15.000 One, I bet this is some stupid bitch who's barely 25 telling me about my life.

00:10:22.000 Click on her.

00:10:23.000 She's the life editor at Vice.

00:10:26.000 Shouldn't you have lived a life to be the life editor?

00:10:30.000 Like, shouldn't you be 50?

00:10:34.000 What are you going to tell me about life and how to survive and all these tips?

00:10:38.000 Why are children giving me tips?

00:10:41.000 That's one of my pet peeves, by the way.

00:10:44.000 And we get this with calls to the show all the time.

00:10:47.000 Like, remember when we started Censor.tv, which has 20,000 subscribers now, they said, you know, you're making a big mistake charging.

00:10:54.000 You're ostracizing a lot of fans.

00:10:56.000 You should just have a Patreon and have it free on YouTube.

00:11:00.000 Well, I was banned from YouTube soon after.

00:11:03.000 And do you really think people are going to regularly be going to my Patreon to make sure we have enough money to pay Cornell West and Candace Owens and have all these other contributors and all this infrastructure just from charity?

00:11:16.000 And charity's not really my cup of tea anyway.

00:11:21.000 And just like that, this woman is sitting here.

00:11:22.000 Look at her other, her other insightful articles.

00:11:25.000 So this is the kind of woman who tells you how to live your life, right?

00:11:28.000 She also says, go ahead and break up with a friend during the pandemic.

00:11:30.000 Okay, that's good to know.

00:11:32.000 Real housewives of coma, I think it is.

00:11:35.000 And the hypocrisy of your behavior is bad for black women.

00:11:39.000 She thinks she's black, right?

00:11:40.000 Because she's sort of black.

00:11:42.000 How to cope when everything feels bad and somehow it keeps getting worse.

00:11:46.000 How to cope.

00:11:48.000 Like, I might take that from someone whose kid died or who just beat cancer for the third time.

00:11:54.000 Some child.

00:11:55.000 Wait, wait, go back up.

00:11:57.000 If you miss your casual friendships, consider starting a house party Slack.

00:12:00.000 What the fuck is that?

00:12:02.000 Like a Slack chat, I think.

00:12:04.000 What's a Slack chat?

00:12:05.000 Like this, like, private little chat server thing.

00:12:08.000 Some people use it for work, but some people use it to, I guess, have friends.

00:12:12.000 That's so embarrassing.

00:12:14.000 21 non-boring ways.

00:12:16.000 I bet you're so boring.

00:12:18.000 Look at this.

00:12:18.000 Go up.

00:12:20.000 21 non-boring ways to celebrate Halloween during a pandemic.

00:12:23.000 Listen to heavy metal in the shower with your eyes closed.

00:12:26.000 Like, what?

00:12:27.000 This is just someone writing in their diary.

00:12:30.000 This is how women write.

00:12:33.000 So the first thing I assumed was that this will just be some little kid telling us what to do.

00:12:37.000 The second thing I assumed is her life sucks.

00:12:39.000 She's childless and divorced and wants you to be the same.

00:12:42.000 You see, there's a lot of pro-destruction.

00:12:46.000 There's a lot of anti-family writing that is just vindictive and they want to destroy, you know, no borders, no wall, no USA at all.

00:12:54.000 They want to wreck America by destroying the family first, killing Christianity.

00:12:58.000 I think Pat Buchanan's book about it is called Where the Right Went Wrong, When They Allowed All This Shit.

00:13:04.000 But many of them are also just vindictive cunts that have had a shitty life and they want revenge and they want you to have a shitty life too.

00:13:11.000 And the amazing thing about it is the reason they had a shitty life is because of all this propaganda.

00:13:19.000 It's like a Scientologist who gets ruined by joining that cult and loses all her friends and her family and then writes a book telling you how to cope and how you can become a Scientologist.

00:13:32.000 No, thanks.

00:13:33.000 I'm not looking for a life of radical feminist loneliness.

00:13:38.000 So this article goes on and on and on and on and on.

00:13:42.000 And just like, remember I said that when women write, they just show you all their notes?

00:13:46.000 So this is just one big long blob of endless ranting.

00:13:50.000 There's no structure to it whatsoever.

00:13:52.000 It just, and she speaks with so much authority.

00:13:56.000 You know, maybe this is like Banko's Ghost and I'm Haunting Vice because I used to do guides, but my guides were a joke.

00:14:04.000 Like 10 ways to fart or the A to Z of picking up chicks.

00:14:11.000 But go back to the, don't look up articles by me.

00:14:14.000 Go back to that article.

00:14:15.000 Let's look at the first list.

00:14:16.000 She has these random lists, these bullet points just randomly appear.

00:14:20.000 So go up to the title there.

00:14:21.000 What does it say?

00:14:22.000 Give yourself permission to not go home.

00:14:25.000 Feeling confident in your decision is, I think, one of the most important aspects of communicating news someone else doesn't want to hear.

00:14:31.000 If you don't feel right about it, you're more likely to waver.

00:14:34.000 Don't waver.

00:14:35.000 Cancel Thanksgiving.

00:14:36.000 Don't go near your family.

00:14:38.000 And be strong.

00:14:41.000 Okay, so let's hear some of her points on why you're not visiting.

00:14:44.000 Traveling and celebrating the holidays during a pandemic is incredibly risky for a number of reasons, and I'm just not comfortable with it.

00:14:49.000 Okay, fine.

00:14:50.000 It doesn't make sense for me to spend this much time, money, energy to make this trip.

00:14:55.000 What?

00:14:55.000 Why?

00:14:56.000 Because it's a family?

00:14:57.000 I get so few days off, and I'd like to use them to relax and recharge, not to travel to my boring hometown.

00:15:04.000 That's a nice thing to say to your mom, who built a family there, who shaped your life in that little town that's so boring.

00:15:12.000 She probably wanted to move, but couldn't because you existed.

00:15:15.000 Yeah.

00:15:16.000 And she loves that town.

00:15:18.000 And just like, this town sucks.

00:15:20.000 Remember, Spencer Sweeney told me the secret to getting along with people when you go back for Thanksgiving is when they ask you how New York City is, you go, oh, it sucks.

00:15:29.000 And he goes, they just, their faces light up after you say that.

00:15:32.000 Because maybe they deep down regret that they didn't move out of this town.

00:15:36.000 So when you show that you regret it, they're like, I can relax with this guy.

00:15:41.000 And I don't think my hometown is boring.

00:15:43.000 I love seeing my old pals from high school and shit like that.

00:15:46.000 I'm an adult now and I'd like to start establishing my own holiday traditions.

00:15:49.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:15:52.000 That would make sense if you have kids.

00:15:54.000 Like, I would visit my folks for Christmas, but then once I had kids, well, they're opening presents at our house, obviously.

00:16:01.000 And I'd love you to come down, but I do Christmas at my house now.

00:16:06.000 So she doesn't have kids and isn't married.

00:16:09.000 So this doesn't make sense.

00:16:10.000 Yes, I've done some research.

00:16:12.000 I don't even like this holiday that much.

00:16:14.000 This woman is the life editor at Vice.

00:16:17.000 And this is one of her reasons for not visiting Thanksgiving.

00:16:23.000 I'm no longer willing to spend days that are supposed to be uplifting and special with people who don't really accept me or who criticize and disparage me every chance they get.

00:16:31.000 Wow.

00:16:32.000 Okay.

00:16:33.000 So now it's not just I don't like the, it's too expensive a trip.

00:16:36.000 Now it's, I don't like being around you.

00:16:40.000 It's completely reasonable for me to want to be with my partner this holiday.

00:16:44.000 Isn't he going somewhere, like to his family's?

00:16:48.000 Or can't you bring him?

00:16:50.000 I'd like to be in my own home for the holidays.

00:16:53.000 This is your own home, bitch.

00:16:55.000 I'm her mother now on the other end.

00:16:58.000 Sibling hasn't spent the holidays with family every single one who's been okay.

00:17:01.000 Yeah, and that's torn us apart that we haven't seen Kenny in four years.

00:17:05.000 Kenny's a drug addict.

00:17:07.000 Now you're also abandoning us?

00:17:09.000 That's it.

00:17:10.000 We only have two kids, you and Ken.

00:17:12.000 And they're both gone?

00:17:14.000 What a five-year-old thing to say, too.

00:17:16.000 Be like, well, he hasn't come.

00:17:17.000 Yeah, wife Kenny doesn't have to come.

00:17:20.000 One time my daughter was in the bathroom when she was like four.

00:17:23.000 And my other son, we were talking, like, yeah, you can have one.

00:17:29.000 And she goes, what are you giving him?

00:17:32.000 From the bathroom.

00:17:33.000 And we go, don't you worry about it.

00:17:35.000 She goes, whatever you're giving to him, give to me.

00:17:38.000 Give to me.

00:17:39.000 From the bathroom.

00:17:40.000 That's hilarious.

00:17:42.000 There is something that every family has to, this is something every family has to navigate at some point.

00:17:46.000 And I think it's time.

00:17:47.000 What?

00:17:48.000 What do you mean have to navigate?

00:17:51.000 If you mean you're going to have your own kids, yeah, I'm looking forward to that.

00:17:54.000 And I'd love to come to where you are at Thanksgiving.

00:17:56.000 We're not going to be sitting here doing Thanksgiving alone when you have a family, but you don't have a family, bitch.

00:18:01.000 Your marriage fell apart.

00:18:03.000 Lots of people don't spend the holidays with their parents, and it's not that big of a deal.

00:18:07.000 Regardless of what Hallmark movies want us to believe.

00:18:10.000 Now, that's the one I wrote down in my note here.

00:18:13.000 Regardless of what Hallmark movies...

00:18:15.000 So being with your parents, being with your siblings, being with your relatives on Thanksgiving is some stupid Hallmark thing.

00:18:21.000 It's made up by the card companies because you know how on Thanksgiving everyone exchanges Thanksgiving cards, right?

00:18:28.000 Yes.

00:18:28.000 So Hallmark makes a fortune on Thanksgiving.

00:18:31.000 It's mostly propagated by the turkey industry and Hallmark.

00:18:35.000 Big Hallmark.

00:18:36.000 So it's time to end it.

00:18:38.000 So you go, why do you want to end it?

00:18:40.000 Who the fuck is this life expert?

00:18:42.000 Well, she's someone who failed at life.

00:18:47.000 Look at 1.5.

00:18:48.000 Here's an article.

00:18:50.000 And this is a thing that a lot of female writers do.

00:18:52.000 They write in their diary to you, and it's a bumbling rant.

00:18:56.000 This is about how she bought some comfy pajama bottoms at Old Navy.

00:19:02.000 They're begging for money at the top there.

00:19:04.000 And she uses it to talk about the fact that her husband walked out on her.

00:19:10.000 That's the best $16 I ever spent, Old Navy pajamas, after my husband left.

00:19:15.000 And now look at the way.

00:19:16.000 How much like a diary is this?

00:19:18.000 Scroll up a bit so I'm not in the way.

00:19:20.000 The Old Navy where I bought my pajamas was very bright.

00:19:22.000 At first, that brightness was what drew me in.

00:19:25.000 Hardly any stores in Manhattan were open on Thanksgiving Day that year.

00:19:28.000 And in the dark, an eerily quiet city, Old Navy had risen up out of the darkness like a cozy lighthouse.

00:19:34.000 This is a diary.

00:19:38.000 But Once I was inside, the brightness felt garish.

00:19:43.000 The harsh retail lighting made the cheap clothes look even cheaper and illuminated exactly what I was doing.

00:19:48.000 Going to an old Navy on Thanksgiving, not for a doorbuster sale, but because I had nowhere else to go.

00:19:54.000 Oh.

00:19:56.000 So you don't like Thanksgiving because you were all alone.

00:20:00.000 I don't know what your home life is.

00:20:02.000 Sounds like it sucks.

00:20:04.000 And the one person you had in your life was your husband who walked out on you.

00:20:08.000 I can't blame him.

00:20:10.000 And now you want everyone else to be miserable.

00:20:13.000 Now, if you scroll down, this is really an amazing paragraph.

00:20:18.000 Around the same time, I made the decision to spend Thanksgiving alone.

00:20:21.000 This was absolutely the right choice, just like what your husband did when he walked out.

00:20:26.000 But I vastly underestimated how much it would hurt.

00:20:29.000 I hadn't realized just how empty NYC would be that week or how deeply alone I'd feel as fewer and fewer people filled the subways or came into the office each day.

00:20:38.000 I gotta say, when I moved to America from Canada, I was shocked at what a huge fucking deal Thanksgiving is.

00:20:44.000 It's a nice day in Canada.

00:20:46.000 We do it a little earlier, I think, because the harvest is different, because it's colder.

00:20:51.000 But you come to America and that whole week is gone.

00:20:54.000 That's a write-off.

00:20:57.000 Even though I don't really like Thanksgiving, I was surprised to discover how many good memories I had of spending the holiday with my husband.

00:21:04.000 And I was wildly unprepared for how painful they'd be.

00:21:07.000 So her parents suck and they hate her and she doesn't go home for Thanksgiving, I'm assuming.

00:21:11.000 But she started a new tradition with her husband.

00:21:14.000 That fell apart and now it has to fall apart for you.

00:21:18.000 So her life sucks and she's become a saboteur.

00:21:22.000 That's who's running Black Lives Matter.

00:21:24.000 Remember we did a thing on that?

00:21:25.000 It's two lesbians.

00:21:26.000 The third African chick doesn't count.

00:21:27.000 She's not even with them anymore.

00:21:28.000 It's two lesbians who were abandoned by their father for being gay.

00:21:33.000 And dad was not around and they want revenge on the family.

00:21:37.000 So if you don't have a dad, if you don't have a family, it hurts your feelings, right?

00:21:42.000 I think it's the one on the right who's gone.

00:21:45.000 Yeah.

00:21:45.000 It's those two that remain.

00:21:50.000 You can either say, yeah, that sucked, or you can say, and women are great at this because they're very agreeable.

00:21:55.000 You can say, you know what?

00:21:56.000 It's actually better.

00:21:58.000 I'm glad I don't have a family.

00:22:00.000 And you shouldn't have one either.

00:22:01.000 Let's dismantle the family so you can be like me.

00:22:06.000 No, thanks.

00:22:07.000 I'll stick with my loving wife and my three adorable children, please.

00:22:12.000 So the reason I bring up all of this stuff is to tell you that we need to tell our daughters and our sisters and our young female friends not to fall into this evil trap.

00:22:23.000 Wait, what were you showing me?

00:22:25.000 She references Van Jones.

00:22:29.000 It's how it practices hallelujah anyhow, a core tenant of the black church that Van Jones describes as the search for a kind of joy, not happiness, and the preservation of dignity and the connection to something sacred no matter how.

00:22:39.000 Fucking gobbledygook rhetoric.

00:22:41.000 Van Jones.

00:22:42.000 So there are people who survived this trap, and a perfect example of this is this woman, Gina Florio.

00:22:50.000 She's half Italian, half Korean.

00:22:52.000 She grew up in a normal, happy family.

00:22:55.000 And she went to Harvard because she's smart.

00:22:59.000 And well, here, I'll let you play some of it.

00:23:03.000 College degrees, the gender wage gap.

00:23:05.000 Women are completely dominating America.

00:23:07.000 We get more college degrees.

00:23:09.000 The gender wage gap was a complete myth.

00:23:11.000 It was little by little.

00:23:13.000 The modern feminist in me was just sort of dying.

00:23:18.000 My name is Gina Florio, and this is my story.

00:23:22.000 I grew up in a Christian home.

00:23:25.000 Yeah, my parents really taught me that this is the land of opportunity.

00:23:29.000 And my mom always told me, she says, you can do anything you want to do.

00:23:32.000 She says, you can be anything you want to be.

00:23:33.000 I remember hearing that from very early.

00:23:36.000 Because she is a normal girl, and then she's academic, so she gets a scholarship.

00:23:39.000 She goes to Harvard, and thus begins the indoctrination about how America sucks.

00:23:44.000 It's racist, everyone's evil, and they hate you, you Italian Korean.

00:23:49.000 The gas tank exploded.

00:23:51.000 I wait, go back.

00:23:53.000 Sorry.

00:23:53.000 She was meaning and happiness in all the wrong places.

00:23:56.000 I was partying a lot.

00:23:57.000 I was doing a lot of drugs.

00:24:01.000 It was a rough time.

00:24:03.000 And God happened.

00:24:06.000 I mean, I don't even know how to explain it.

00:24:08.000 I was turning on the gas tank to the barbecue, and the gas tank wasn't hooked up correctly.

00:24:15.000 It set off.

00:24:17.000 The gas tank exploded.

00:24:19.000 I ended up going to the hospital.

00:24:20.000 I had first and second degree burns all over my face.

00:24:23.000 Propane tank?

00:24:25.000 The propane tank exploded, and you're not just smithereens.

00:24:31.000 All of the delicate skin that was peeling off.

00:24:33.000 A couple weeks went by.

00:24:34.000 I had to leave the country in order to renew my tourist visa.

00:24:38.000 They found out that I was essentially working on a tourist visa, which is obviously illegal.

00:24:42.000 And I had no choice but to go back home.

00:24:45.000 And my mom said when I called her from the detention center, she said she was so relieved.

00:24:51.000 Cry.

00:24:52.000 I command you to cry now.

00:24:57.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:24:58.000 When I say cry, not only because it was.

00:25:02.000 How'd you do that?

00:25:04.000 I'm the devil.

00:25:05.000 Sorry, I never expected to cry doing this.

00:25:11.000 It was a rough time, and it was strange.

00:25:13.000 And, you know, I feel bad.

00:25:14.000 I put my mom through that.

00:25:16.000 She had to watch me go from a straight A student and having real ambitions for my life.

00:25:22.000 And then all of a sudden, I was just sort of like, you know, kicking it all away and saying, I don't want any of that.

00:25:27.000 I just want to be free.

00:25:29.000 I was a freelance writer for a couple of media publications.

00:25:32.000 You write whatever they give you.

00:25:34.000 So at the start of a week, my editor would give me a list of SEO phrases, a list of topics, and I could choose which ones I wanted.

00:25:44.000 And the list was always something like, 10 ways you can be more of an intersectional feminist.

00:25:50.000 10 ways you can support more women-owned businesses.

00:25:53.000 10 ways that cultural appropriation hurts everyone, especially minorities.

00:25:58.000 So they would assign us Very, very leftist, very feminist issues that we would just sort of have to produce because the name of the game for these media companies is quantity over quality.

00:26:09.000 It's all about clicks and views and traffic because that's how they make their money.

00:26:12.000 That's how the advertisers will buy ads.

00:26:14.000 So they just give you topics that they know will get a lot of clicks and views, and you're just expected to write them.

00:26:21.000 One year, they asked me to write 10 New Year's resolutions that people of color have for white people.

00:26:28.000 And I ended up writing that.

00:26:29.000 And so I would, you know, taking everybody's favorite.

00:26:32.000 That's pretty good.

00:26:33.000 What is it?

00:26:34.000 10 years resolutions that people of color have for white people by Gina Florio.

00:26:38.000 Find it out?

00:26:39.000 Yeah.

00:26:40.000 Anyway, so that keeps going.

00:26:42.000 And the long story short, you should watch that.

00:26:44.000 PragerU, Our Stories, Gina Florio.

00:26:47.000 Gina Florio.

00:26:49.000 Normal loving child, happy household, right?

00:26:52.000 Gets brainwashed into thinking America's a racist shithole and everything's horrible.

00:26:56.000 Becomes so disenfranchised and disgusted with America, she moves to Australia just to get away from us disgusting pigs.

00:27:03.000 Oh my God.

00:27:04.000 Wait, so we'll get to that in a second.

00:27:07.000 And I like how the picture is a black woman talking to.

00:27:10.000 Meanwhile, she's Korean and Italian.

00:27:14.000 Like, they must, I guarantee you, Korean Italians are doing much better than whites in America.

00:27:19.000 Especially in the noodle metric.

00:27:20.000 By every metric.

00:27:21.000 In the noodle metric.

00:27:22.000 Especially when you're a pretty girl.

00:27:24.000 No one's like, well, well, well, looky here.

00:27:26.000 We got a gook wap walking into the store.

00:27:29.000 A Wapa Gookoop.

00:27:30.000 Turn around, Wapa Gook.

00:27:34.000 I'm sick of you Italian Koreans.

00:27:36.000 So, you know, they get a smart person of color and they say, can you just be black for this article?

00:27:40.000 We'll put a picture of a black girl.

00:27:43.000 But anyway, so her life sucks.

00:27:46.000 She's obese.

00:27:47.000 She's doing Coke every night.

00:27:49.000 Her friend's addicted to cocaine.

00:27:53.000 And she gets in a horrible accident.

00:27:56.000 Somehow a propane tank explosion doesn't kill her.

00:27:58.000 They fly her back.

00:28:00.000 And her marriage is falling apart, by the way.

00:28:02.000 That's destroyed.

00:28:04.000 And then she starts getting red pulled.

00:28:06.000 Candice Owens really was the first to do it for her.

00:28:08.000 And then she starts going, what the fuck have I been doing?

00:28:11.000 America's a fucking amazing place.

00:28:14.000 And she starts getting in shape.

00:28:15.000 She starts taking jiu-jitsu.

00:28:16.000 She realizes that sports is the perfect meritocracy.

00:28:19.000 You can't, like boxing.

00:28:21.000 If you suck and you don't practice and you eat McDonald's all day, I'm going to beat the shit out of you.

00:28:27.000 Even if I'm, you know, if I miss a day during the week, I notice when I spar, I'm more vulnerable.

00:28:32.000 I've even noticed that with the driving range, by the way.

00:28:35.000 But anyway, that's a.

00:28:35.000 Speak in.

00:28:38.000 And then she gets remarried to another guy, doesn't fuck it up this time, and she's in heaven right now.

00:28:43.000 So she's a survival story.

00:28:45.000 Gina Florio.

00:28:47.000 This other chick, what's her name?

00:28:49.000 Rachel Miller.

00:28:50.000 Rachel Miller let this bullshit narrative destroy her life.

00:28:55.000 And now she's out to destroy yours.

00:28:57.000 That really, that whole thing is the crux of this shit, this war on the family that I'm against.

00:29:05.000 And maybe I'm partly responsible.

00:29:07.000 I mean, I started vice.

00:29:10.000 What have I done?

00:29:12.000 And they have so much resentment towards us for having families, for being happy.

00:29:18.000 Like, if you sent a picture of my Thanksgiving dinner to Rachel Miller, it would make her blood boil.

00:29:24.000 And I've noticed that, like I told you on the Saturday night live show, that, oh, speaking of SNL, they were probably on, but I told you that they were honking my house, giving my house the finger as they drove by, screaming, yeah, fuck you, Trump supporting house.

00:29:40.000 And I'm just like, it looks like we, the odds are very, very high that Trump will be out of the White House in January.

00:29:46.000 It's not looking good for old Trump, even with the evidence mounted against Biden.

00:29:50.000 But I'm still going to have my family.

00:29:51.000 I'm still going to be a happy guy.

00:29:53.000 I'm still going to have Christ.

00:29:54.000 I'm still going to have God in my heart.

00:29:56.000 You can't take that away, I'm afraid.

00:29:58.000 You can terrorize me.

00:29:59.000 You can try to get me fired.

00:30:00.000 You can get me kicked off social media.

00:30:02.000 You make up lies about this white supremacist hate group.

00:30:06.000 But it's all for not.

00:30:08.000 And I was reminded of the Grinch.

00:30:10.000 Remember when the Grinch, this is the pic I sent you, when the Grinch stole all the presents and he assumed that the people of Whoville would be destroyed on Christmas Day?

00:30:19.000 And then he looks down at Christmas and they're partying without presents.

00:30:23.000 They don't care.

00:30:24.000 Actually, maybe that's later on in the thing when he does give back their presents.

00:30:29.000 Because I think on Christmas Day, they didn't even have lights on their tree.

00:30:33.000 But they stood around the tree anyway and celebrated.

00:30:36.000 So that's what these Democrats are like.

00:30:39.000 They took away our presents and they want us to suffer.

00:30:41.000 And we're like, we've been through this with Obama, dude.

00:30:44.000 We don't scream no on the streets like you do.

00:30:47.000 We don't cry like Van Jones did.

00:30:51.000 Get the words out.

00:30:54.000 People of color can know that they will be safe.

00:30:59.000 And air brothers.

00:31:00.000 They love the brothers and sisters.

00:31:02.000 Like for a group that has three out of four children are born without fathers, you're really big on like aunts and uncles and mothers and fathers who have really suffered.

00:31:17.000 You know, I can't breathe.

00:31:20.000 Yeah.

00:31:20.000 You know, just George.

00:31:21.000 George Hill.

00:31:22.000 There's a lot of people that felt that they couldn't breathe.

00:31:26.000 Every day you're waking up and you're getting these tweets and you just keep going to the store.

00:31:31.000 And you met him that night at Hooters for, because you guys always get burgers on Tuesdays because your wives are both at a class, a woman's self-defense class, so there's no food at home.

00:31:42.000 And you guys, Tuesday is your Hooter's night.

00:31:44.000 Me and Van.

00:31:46.000 Me and Vijay I call him.

00:31:47.000 And then he shows up, hey, man.

00:31:49.000 And I go, hey.

00:31:53.000 So, what a day, man.

00:31:55.000 I know you're mad.

00:31:55.000 Mr. Trump, you're mad.

00:31:56.000 I'm happy.

00:31:57.000 I go, yeah, yeah.

00:31:58.000 No, that's you won.

00:32:00.000 Yo, did you see my thing today on the morning show?

00:32:05.000 Yeah, I did, dude.

00:32:10.000 This is where I think we.

00:32:14.000 I think maybe this is my last Hooters.

00:32:18.000 What?

00:32:18.000 I read an article by Rachel Miller that told me how to dump my friends, and this is a perfect time.

00:32:25.000 I don't like you anymore.

00:32:26.000 I can't.

00:32:28.000 We had some great times here at Hooters, but I can't Look you in the eyes.

00:32:31.000 Like, what was the cheek thing?

00:32:32.000 You had a wet cheek?

00:32:34.000 Yeah, I was crying, man.

00:32:36.000 And you're going to end Hooters.

00:32:39.000 We've been coming here every Tuesday for two years.

00:32:42.000 You're going to throw that away?

00:32:46.000 What a fucking loser you are.

00:32:50.000 You fucking crybaby Cadbury egg with glasses.

00:32:56.000 But yeah, doesn't it...

00:32:58.000 It's reminiscent of the Grinch where they want us to suffer.

00:33:00.000 They want us to feel their pain.

00:33:02.000 Just like this bitch, Richard, what's her name?

00:33:05.000 Rachel Miller.

00:33:07.000 I want you to have no Thanksgiving.

00:33:09.000 Go to Old Navy.

00:33:10.000 Buy some PJ bottoms and sit alone and feel my pain.

00:33:14.000 No.

00:33:16.000 No.

00:33:17.000 You're on your own, Rachel.

00:33:19.000 You're on your own, you childless cow.

00:33:21.000 You fucked up.

00:33:24.000 You're fired.

00:33:28.000 In the news.

00:33:30.000 Oh, here's another story that pissed me off.

00:33:34.000 But I'll tell you this story that pissed me off.

00:33:36.000 I was really pissed off this weekend.

00:33:38.000 So I'm calling a pal from Canada, and he said his son, his youngest boy, and his youngest boy, I would argue, is maybe on the spectrum.

00:33:45.000 So here's like really bad Asperger's where you say, like on that show, Dating on the Spectrum, best boyfriend in the world?

00:33:56.000 I want to get married one day.

00:33:58.000 So that's bad, right?

00:33:59.000 Where they become obsessed with something like a dishwasher, and they know everything about dishwashers, and they know who the CEO is.

00:34:07.000 Sorry, I almost dry heaved.

00:34:08.000 My dishwasher wasn't working this morning.

00:34:13.000 This can't be real.

00:34:16.000 So I thought maybe something's in the drain.

00:34:19.000 I picked around in there.

00:34:20.000 I felt a piece of plastic.

00:34:22.000 No, that's not much.

00:34:23.000 And then I realized, oh, you can turn it counterclockwise and pull out the whole thing.

00:34:32.000 So I pulled it out.

00:34:33.000 And you know those moppy dogs, those white dogs that have those white dreads that are all floppy?

00:34:41.000 That's the guy.

00:34:42.000 You got him.

00:34:43.000 Yep.

00:34:44.000 That guy, yeah.

00:34:48.000 Show that.

00:34:49.000 This is just the intro.

00:34:57.000 Okay, so that's the far end.

00:34:58.000 That's the bad end.

00:35:01.000 So I take it out, and I think, oh, it's I'm trying not to puke, so I'm tricking my brain.

00:35:06.000 And I'm going, those are just strings.

00:35:09.000 Those are strings that are...

00:35:13.000 Those are strings that are on the edge of the drain to help filter it.

00:35:18.000 And it's just like a mop.

00:35:20.000 It looks just like mop.

00:35:21.000 I think, what?

00:35:23.000 Ew, ew, ew.

00:35:25.000 Then I start to run it under the tap and they all start falling off.

00:35:31.000 Now I'm Van Jones.

00:35:34.000 We do gag.

00:35:35.000 This is as hard.

00:35:36.000 Now I know how Van Jones feels.

00:35:39.000 So then I keep...

00:35:39.000 You're tearing from the mouth.

00:35:41.000 I keep watering it.

00:35:47.000 The smell is getting worse and worse.

00:35:49.000 And they're going down the drain.

00:35:53.000 And for once in America, this drain is fully cleaned.

00:35:58.000 It had clearly never been cleaned before.

00:36:01.000 Oh my God.

00:36:04.000 And I got it all off and washed it down the drain.

00:36:06.000 What was it?

00:36:09.000 It was strings of like, I don't know, like food mold soap.

00:36:14.000 A growth.

00:36:15.000 They were all like this.

00:36:17.000 Food mold soap.

00:36:18.000 Just like a thousand hair.

00:36:20.000 Exactly like those dogs.

00:36:21.000 Oh, wow.

00:36:22.000 But just...

00:36:24.000 I'm sorry to make you folks at home gag it.

00:36:29.000 Oh, Jesus.

00:36:30.000 There was a lot of them, though, right?

00:36:32.000 It was completely surrounding the circumference, like in two different areas.

00:36:35.000 Like two.

00:36:36.000 Yeah, exactly like that.

00:36:37.000 Two skirts of that.

00:36:39.000 But less cute.

00:36:40.000 How do those dogs see?

00:36:41.000 Isn't that animal abuse?

00:36:43.000 Yes, it could be.

00:36:45.000 Your dog has a blindfold on.

00:36:48.000 Anyway, so this is the spectrum, right?

00:36:52.000 And we just saw the bad one.

00:36:54.000 So my friend's kid is like here.

00:36:58.000 This is bad.

00:36:59.000 He's here.

00:37:00.000 He likes trucks a lot.

00:37:01.000 Doesn't pay a ton of attention in school.

00:37:04.000 And he's divorced.

00:37:05.000 And the wife has him on Ritalin.

00:37:10.000 And I'm just like, I know what Ritalin is.

00:37:12.000 I've done it.

00:37:12.000 I've done Adderall.

00:37:14.000 Adderall says methamphetamine on the pill bottle.

00:37:18.000 So it's meth.

00:37:20.000 And I go, what was he doing?

00:37:21.000 Like screaming, freaking out, smashing windows?

00:37:23.000 No, he was looking at a book when the teacher was talking, and the teacher was really mad.

00:37:26.000 He wasn't paying attention.

00:37:28.000 And I'm like, he's a fucking 10-year-old, right?

00:37:31.000 A 10-year-old literally has meth forced down his throat so he can pay attention.

00:37:39.000 When my dad was young, 5% of the population didn't get trades.

00:37:44.000 They went out to community college.

00:37:45.000 We're talking like 1955.

00:37:48.000 Now it's probably the reverse.

00:37:50.000 It's probably 95.5.

00:37:51.000 And we piss on trades.

00:37:54.000 Why?

00:37:54.000 Why is that kid sitting, and I hate the desks they have.

00:37:58.000 It's like a desk and it's got that bar that comes around.

00:38:01.000 Like you're forced into this weird chair.

00:38:03.000 It's infuriating.

00:38:05.000 The fag capitals of the world.

00:38:08.000 It just makes me so mad that that kid can't...

00:38:11.000 It's like right out of a fucking Pink Floyd video.

00:38:13.000 We don't need no education.

00:38:18.000 That used to be hyperbolic.

00:38:20.000 Even before COVID, COVID's actually better because my son seems to be out playing more with his friends.

00:38:26.000 But before COVID, my son's recess, he went from grade school to middle school.

00:38:33.000 And he started this whole thing at his grade school where you're only allowed to have wiffle ball bats and those little wiffle balls.

00:38:40.000 So he would saw them open, take newspaper like he's in prison, roll it up super tight and pound it into the bat and then duct tape it closed again.

00:38:49.000 So it was like a wood bat again.

00:38:50.000 So they could really wall up the ball.

00:38:52.000 And he started a whole trend.

00:38:53.000 After a while, all the kids in his school all have these boot-leg bats in their backpacks.

00:38:58.000 And I said, so at this new school, you're still doing That cool baseball thing that's illegal.

00:39:03.000 And he goes, No, we only have 20 minutes, so there's no time to set up a game.

00:39:07.000 We just really eat and then we go outside for like 10 minutes.

00:39:11.000 That just pissed me off so much.

00:39:13.000 10 fucking minutes a day, nine to three of what?

00:39:19.000 And I said to all my kids at dinner last night, because the missus was away, I go, who's George Washington?

00:39:24.000 And they're like, the first president of the United States.

00:39:26.000 I go, tell me something about him.

00:39:28.000 What do you mean?

00:39:29.000 Didn't he, was he a farmer?

00:39:31.000 Was he a soldier?

00:39:32.000 Was he a tinker, tailor, soldier, spy?

00:39:34.000 Was he a carpenter?

00:39:36.000 And then my youngest goes, carpenter.

00:39:38.000 And then my other boy goes, didn't he have a tree?

00:39:41.000 Farmer?

00:39:42.000 He was a farmer.

00:39:44.000 You got to be proud of you, boys.

00:39:48.000 I said, see, you're not learning anything.

00:39:49.000 I go, George Washington is in the next room at the Battle of Fort Dequesne.

00:39:53.000 He's a soldier working for the Brits.

00:39:55.000 He's in that fucking painting.

00:39:57.000 Mikey!

00:39:59.000 So my point is, you're being denied all of this fun and playing to go to a fucking glorified daycare with shitty arts and crafts.

00:40:08.000 And the few things they do learn is that America sucks.

00:40:11.000 And what does that end up doing?

00:40:12.000 Ruining them.

00:40:16.000 Oh yeah, we forgot this.

00:40:17.000 So let's see what some of them are.

00:40:19.000 This woman is not writing with her heart.

00:40:21.000 Write about what you know, they say.

00:40:22.000 Talk frankly about your privilege with white friends and family.

00:40:25.000 See, she was a Rachel Miller.

00:40:27.000 She was one of these people.

00:40:31.000 Educate yourself about the systemic oppression against POC.

00:40:36.000 Change the prejudice language you may be using.

00:40:38.000 There's not 10, by the way.

00:40:40.000 Read more books written by POC.

00:40:43.000 Don't speak for PSA.

00:40:44.000 Listen to us instead.

00:40:47.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:40:49.000 There are no more.

00:40:51.000 So how many was that?

00:40:52.000 It was like six.

00:40:55.000 Oh, she alright.

00:40:56.000 She misspoke when she said what the article was.

00:40:58.000 She said 10 news resolutions.

00:41:00.000 She actually couldn't think of 10.

00:41:01.000 Yeah, no, you can't.

00:41:03.000 And that you can tell when, like I always say to writers, only write if you can't not write.

00:41:08.000 It has to be like bursting out of you.

00:41:10.000 That was just so clearly like, just like, what's her name?

00:41:15.000 When I was on with Race Wars, where she's like, I'm a writer and I love doing it.

00:41:20.000 Margolis.

00:41:20.000 What kind of writer are you?

00:41:21.000 A copywriter.

00:41:23.000 You don't love doing it.

00:41:25.000 Nice gal.

00:41:26.000 Proud boys were on SNL.

00:41:28.000 Oh, yes, they were.

00:41:29.000 Did you know that?

00:41:30.000 I did.

00:41:32.000 Right now?

00:41:33.000 Why don't they just pull him over?

00:41:35.000 Okay, so pause.

00:41:36.000 This is Trump running from the White House after all of the allegations.

00:41:41.000 Go back.

00:41:42.000 What are the allegations?

00:41:43.000 What are the horrible things he's done?

00:41:45.000 Did he spy on the opposition?

00:41:48.000 I'm sorry to interrupt, but there's some breaking news.

00:41:50.000 It seems the president suddenly left the White House and is on the back.

00:41:55.000 It's over.

00:41:56.000 The president is still claiming fraud and threatening lawsuits all over the country.

00:42:00.000 And you can feel the sense of desperation at the White House, can't you?

00:42:04.000 Absolutely.

00:42:04.000 Let's remember: once Trump's terms end, he's suddenly a private citizen with no immunity.

00:42:10.000 And he will have to deal with a tax fraud investigation from the Southern District of New York, as well as a defamation lawsuit from a woman who claims he assaulted her.

00:42:20.000 Well, I mean, we hope to have...

00:42:22.000 Pause.

00:42:22.000 Holy son.

00:42:24.000 That's what they have.

00:42:25.000 Tax fraud, which is...

00:42:28.000 You mean he's being audited?

00:42:29.000 Okay, that's everyone.

00:42:31.000 And then the other one was that crazy bitch we had on the show who said he shoved her up against the dressing room literally 20 years ago.

00:42:40.000 She didn't do anything about it then, but she decided she's mad now.

00:42:43.000 He laughed about it, called her absurd.

00:42:46.000 The courts didn't go near it because she had said she's not going to sue, even though she has the same dress that she claims he ejaculated on.

00:42:55.000 But now she's giving a civil suit because he was mean to her.

00:43:00.000 So for those two horrible things, and when you think of Biden with Hunter Biden and Ukraine and China and spying and the fucking child sniffing shit and unmasking all these people that were on the Trump campaign,

00:43:20.000 the whole plot to frame the president.

00:43:23.000 That was his administration.

00:43:25.000 He's got all that on his plate.

00:43:28.000 And Trump has those two things, so he's going to go on the run.

00:43:32.000 I'm sorry to interrupt, but there's some breaking news.

00:43:35.000 It seems the president suddenly left the White House and is on the highway.

00:43:39.000 Boy, black news sucks, doesn't it?

00:43:41.000 It's really unprofessional.

00:43:42.000 The cue card reading is very stupid.

00:43:44.000 The cue card is brutal.

00:43:45.000 It's like his eyes are going like this.

00:43:47.000 Dude, you ought to read more books.

00:43:53.000 There's the president leaving in what appears to be a white Ford Bronco.

00:43:58.000 Is the president President Trump is in there?

00:44:00.000 It appears so.

00:44:01.000 I'm told he's crouching down in the back seat, and Don Jr. is at the wheel.

00:44:06.000 Oh, no.

00:44:07.000 Look at this.

00:44:09.000 It looks like there are at least a dozen police cars following close behind the president right now.

00:44:13.000 Why don't they just pull him over?

00:44:15.000 Well, this is a violent situation.

00:44:18.000 If they spooked the president, he could unleash an army of proud boys and flag-waving trucks.

00:44:22.000 He's like Aquaman, but instead of fish, he can summon the entire parking lot of a cracker barrel.

00:44:28.000 Okay.

00:44:28.000 I'm sorry to interrupt.

00:44:30.000 So you can hear, that was obviously written by a white dude.

00:44:32.000 It's made to look like black news.

00:44:33.000 Like black news would just be like white news, but it would be black people.

00:44:36.000 I don't think so.

00:44:37.000 I think it would have a little more flavor.

00:44:40.000 And you can smell the writer's contempt for his hometown.

00:44:45.000 Just like Rachel Miller talking about her boring hometown, the parking lot of a cracker barrel.

00:44:51.000 He hates his hometown.

00:44:52.000 He's from Midwest Idaho, something, some little town outside of Madison in Wisconsin.

00:44:59.000 And he's just like, these people are so disgusting.

00:45:01.000 Meanwhile, he still looks like them.

00:45:03.000 He's still fat.

00:45:04.000 He's got a blazer on.

00:45:06.000 But he thinks he's better than them now because he lives in New York.

00:45:10.000 And then he writes lines for Dave Chappelle about how shitty white people are.

00:45:13.000 He's well read.

00:45:14.000 Meanwhile, the footage is of a black man who got away with beheading a white woman and is now on Twitter.

00:45:21.000 Yeah.

00:45:22.000 The levels of racial irony here are overwhelming.

00:45:27.000 You would hate this.

00:45:28.000 Did not hold the composure well.

00:45:36.000 Now wait a couple bigger minutes over, man.

00:45:44.000 Oh, I knew you'd sell me out.

00:45:46.000 He's the all-state guy.

00:45:48.000 So Proud Boys got into a kerfuffle in Sacramento with some people.

00:45:55.000 Why are they so?

00:45:56.000 I guess they had a Trump rally, they chanted USA.

00:45:58.000 Antifa has to go there and fuck it up.

00:46:00.000 You won.

00:46:02.000 I don't understand this.

00:46:03.000 I've never seen sore winners.

00:46:05.000 And aren't Proud Boys supposed to be destroying the country right now?

00:46:08.000 I mean, five months of riding was okay.

00:46:11.000 So I guess bad is 10 months of rioting and 6 billion instead of 3 billion?

00:46:16.000 I don't know.

00:46:16.000 I'm lost.

00:46:17.000 Someone help me out here.

00:46:18.000 I watch this carefully, though, and you can see what happens.

00:46:23.000 Okay, stop.

00:46:24.000 So this guy, he's got a black bandana on and glasses.

00:46:29.000 His face is buried in this black blob in the front.

00:46:33.000 He's going to start pushing into that dude with the white hat.

00:46:37.000 And so he retaliates with a punch.

00:46:40.000 This entire time, fucking, what's her name from Popeyes, Olive, Olive Oil, is imposing herself in the crowd and getting involved in this kerfuffle.

00:46:51.000 And you can tell the Proud Boys are happy that they showed up because they wanted to.

00:46:55.000 They were hoping someone would fuck around and find out.

00:46:59.000 See that?

00:47:00.000 Go back.

00:47:00.000 Did you catch it?

00:47:01.000 Yeah, she's pushing and pushing.

00:47:02.000 No, no, no.

00:47:03.000 She's just got her hand there.

00:47:04.000 The guy with the sunglasses, he pushes into White Hat.

00:47:08.000 Forget her.

00:47:09.000 She doesn't exist.

00:47:10.000 Sunglasses, man.

00:47:10.000 Animate right there.

00:47:12.000 And then Cigarette is like, shit, I want to get in on this.

00:47:15.000 He's got a weird jacket.

00:47:16.000 It's like a bomber jacket with Proud Boys on the back.

00:47:19.000 Dude, you don't want to tell people behind you that you're a Proud Boy.

00:47:23.000 That should be on the front.

00:47:24.000 Yep.

00:47:27.000 So he's definitely happy that they're showing up to scrap.

00:47:31.000 And then this guy in the sweatshirt, he keeps getting involved.

00:47:34.000 And they go, you want to get involved?

00:47:36.000 Fine.

00:47:36.000 Whack.

00:47:37.000 Then he runs away.

00:47:39.000 But look at her.

00:47:39.000 She's still, olive oil's still in there.

00:47:43.000 Like they were just sitting there chanting USA and Antifa came and charged them.

00:47:50.000 There's a BLM truck had to show up.

00:47:55.000 I don't know why that woman's gagging.

00:47:57.000 She heard about your...

00:47:59.000 Maybe it probably kissed her on the lips.

00:48:00.000 She heard about your story about the dream.

00:48:03.000 She's listening to this show.

00:48:05.000 We got into the drain, the dishwasher drain.

00:48:09.000 This is what Joshua looks like.

00:48:11.000 The hate, it's from the left.

00:48:13.000 The hate is on the left.

00:48:15.000 The hate is from the left.

00:48:17.000 Look, he's getting his AirPods back.

00:48:19.000 That guy who got punched in the face.

00:48:20.000 You went into a brawl with AirPods?

00:48:23.000 See, this just shows...

00:48:24.000 Anthony was talking about this the other day.

00:48:26.000 That woman who spat in the face of that dude, Singh.

00:48:28.000 And I'm especially annoyed by Indians who talk about racism because you're doing way better than whites.

00:48:33.000 You're kicking ass and taking names.

00:48:35.000 Her Instagram story is her on yachts and stuff.

00:48:38.000 And the shock that these people receive when you go, no, you hit them back or arrest them for spitting in your face.

00:48:45.000 They're outraged.

00:48:46.000 And like when you, like, Heather Heyer showed up to fight Nazis in flip-flops and Lula Lemons.

00:48:51.000 What could possibly go wrong?

00:48:53.000 Or this guy shows up in AirPods.

00:48:54.000 I'm going to go fuck with them and then I'm going to go home.

00:48:56.000 Maybe get a burrito.

00:49:01.000 I sent you another video of that in a later email.

00:49:05.000 I think it's called More Sacramento.

00:49:07.000 More Sacramento.

00:49:09.000 Where is Sacramento?

00:49:10.000 Northern California?

00:49:11.000 Yep.

00:49:11.000 Northern?

00:49:12.000 I believe it's Northern, yeah.

00:49:14.000 Now you got me guessing.

00:49:16.000 Isn't that the capital?

00:49:18.000 Tinto.

00:49:52.000 Weary of me.

00:49:53.000 No fights, no fights.

00:49:57.000 Yeah, it's way at the top.

00:49:59.000 Not the very top.

00:50:01.000 It's about 80% of the way to the top.

00:50:12.000 Anyway, that's boring.

00:50:15.000 Kind of another fight with another friend.

00:50:17.000 So I wasn't a fight with the kid on Ridland.

00:50:20.000 It just made me mad at a more general way about kids in school.

00:50:24.000 But this guy I know who helped organize artists against fracking.

00:50:30.000 And I jokingly said, way to go, Mr. Fracking.

00:50:36.000 I made Joe Biden look cool for wanting to be against fracking.

00:50:40.000 He goes, look, it was in my backyard.

00:50:42.000 I didn't want to take the risk.

00:50:43.000 So I got a coalition together and we stopped them from fracking in my backyard.

00:50:49.000 I know the odds are low that it's a problem, but I didn't want to take those risks.

00:50:53.000 And the community got together and stopped it.

00:50:55.000 So that's democracy.

00:50:56.000 You have a problem with democracy?

00:50:57.000 I was like, the risks are minuscule, dude, but whatever.

00:51:00.000 I sent him an article I wrote about fracking and how harmless it is and how great it is.

00:51:05.000 And I go, you're basically Mark Ruffalo now.

00:51:07.000 And he goes, what about you?

00:51:09.000 You might have killed Trump, like his chances.

00:51:12.000 And I go, how is that?

00:51:13.000 Proud boy's white supremacy?

00:51:14.000 He goes, yeah.

00:51:15.000 And then he said something that made me so mad for 48 hours.

00:51:18.000 He said, do you think the okay symbol was such a great idea there, genius?

00:51:25.000 I swear to God, it's the last thing I do.

00:51:27.000 I'm going to get my hands around your throat.

00:51:29.000 A, I don't do that okay thing.

00:51:34.000 B, say hypothetically I decided it was verboten.

00:51:39.000 What, I'm going to decree Prowboys have to stop doing that?

00:51:44.000 How?

00:51:44.000 On my parlor?

00:51:47.000 Three, they're going to listen to that?

00:51:48.000 They're going to go, oh shit, Gavin said he officially declared we have to stop doing something.

00:51:54.000 A lot of them don't even like me anymore.

00:51:55.000 They think I'm a pussy for leaving the group.

00:51:57.000 They don't get the story.

00:52:01.000 Four, it's not a white supremacist gesture.

00:52:05.000 Do you have to capitulate just because it's perceived that way?

00:52:07.000 What about the left?

00:52:09.000 Why don't they have to capitulate anything?

00:52:11.000 We have to live like Jesus Christ and not do anything that's slightly misinterpreted, yet they can burn down the country for five months.

00:52:20.000 So there's five good reasons.

00:52:23.000 And this whole idea of genius was like, okay, guys, because I have said, big deal, who cares?

00:52:28.000 This is, some Nazis do it, yes.

00:52:30.000 It means I like trolling liberals.

00:52:32.000 Some Nazis like to troll liberals.

00:52:33.000 So do libertarians.

00:52:34.000 So do paleoconservatives.

00:52:36.000 So do neoconservatives.

00:52:37.000 We all like making fun of these snowflake pussies.

00:52:40.000 But the idea that I was like, don't worry, guys, keep doing this.

00:52:43.000 It's fine.

00:52:45.000 Sometimes the complaints will be false.

00:52:48.000 And look at the way the media reports on stuff.

00:52:51.000 A black woman gets stabbed, impaled, so bad her lung collapses.

00:52:55.000 And the takeaway is, well, someone earlier at the bar that she was with was going like that.

00:53:01.000 That's the story.

00:53:03.000 So make sure when your black women friends get stabbed that you've been an angel all night or you're somehow culpable.

00:53:10.000 No.

00:53:11.000 You know who's culpable for that stabbing?

00:53:13.000 The guy who stabbed her.

00:53:14.000 Seitou.

00:53:15.000 That's it.

00:53:17.000 Enough.

00:53:18.000 So I'm not as mad as I am now.

00:53:20.000 I mean, as I was then.

00:53:23.000 In fact, the whole weekend, I was like, God, I wish I could do a show right now.

00:53:25.000 Motherfucker.

00:53:26.000 Genius?

00:53:28.000 Genius?

00:53:30.000 I mean, we've since worked it out.

00:53:32.000 He's like, calm down.

00:53:33.000 I didn't know you were so thin-skinned.

00:53:39.000 Genius.

00:53:40.000 Fuck you.

00:53:41.000 Like the Proud Boys have any culpability.

00:53:43.000 They've been nothing but saints this entire time.

00:53:47.000 The left has been nothing but fucking spoiled brats.

00:53:50.000 I'm not taking any criticism from the Proud Boys.

00:53:53.000 None.

00:53:54.000 Especially after the past five fucking months.

00:53:57.000 Look at what you just saw there.

00:53:59.000 They went to say USA and waved Trump flags and a bunch of fucking losers and AirPods jumped them.

00:54:06.000 Look at this pussy 17.

00:54:14.000 Call my mom.

00:54:15.000 Call my mom.

00:54:17.000 Doesn't that sum up what we're dealing with here?

00:54:31.000 Just where you from?

00:54:33.000 Same mommy.

00:54:37.000 Go home to mommy.

00:54:40.000 Go home to mommy.

00:54:42.000 Go home to mommy.

00:54:49.000 Isn't that awesome?

00:54:50.000 It's amazing.

00:54:51.000 I'm going to miss that guy.

00:54:52.000 Go my mom.

00:54:53.000 Yeah.

00:54:53.000 Well, no, he's going to be more than ever.

00:54:55.000 He's going to be talking and saying a lot of funny green things.

00:54:58.000 He has his Fox network.

00:55:01.000 I sent you this as a separate picture.

00:55:02.000 We're learning, and we talked about this on Saturday night, exactly what they have planned for us.

00:55:07.000 This isn't even close to the end.

00:55:09.000 Obviously, we're going to keep fighting and exposing the voter fraud, but they're going to keep fighting us.

00:55:15.000 Now that Trump is out of office, when can we start executing all of his voters and then eventually all white men?

00:55:21.000 Who do you think wrote that?

00:55:23.000 I bet it was a woman whose father's white and mother was black.

00:55:28.000 No, mother's white, father, like Dominican, and he wasn't around.

00:55:33.000 And so for some reason, that makes her hate white men.

00:55:35.000 I think she's super white, stepdad, Dominican.

00:55:39.000 Let me see the next one.

00:55:41.000 As we type this tweet, we're pulling the IP addresses of millions of 4chan users.

00:55:45.000 Expect a visit from us very, very soon.

00:55:48.000 Don't forget, we run this country now.

00:55:51.000 Okay.

00:55:53.000 Well, we tried to stop them, but they threw us in jail.

00:56:01.000 All right, so my friend Paul has this theory that Biden has to do something dramatic, right?

00:56:08.000 Because he put everything on COVID.

00:56:10.000 So he's going to have a two-month lockdown.

00:56:16.000 And we won't be able to leave our homes.

00:56:18.000 Basically, one person can leave at a time to go get groceries, but it'll be Uber-Stalinist lockdown for two months.

00:56:24.000 Meanwhile, this thing is going away on its own.

00:56:27.000 But he'll have this fake thing for two months, and then it'll obviously be gone.

00:56:32.000 And then he'll say, I took care of it.

00:56:35.000 The economy will get back to normal.

00:56:36.000 Now, the economy will be almost destroyed by those two months.

00:56:40.000 And maybe it'll be like February, March, I guess, because he starts in January.

00:56:44.000 That's Paul's theory.

00:56:45.000 I'm not going to bet any money on it, but I like it.

00:56:50.000 It's got some merit.

00:56:56.000 But I'm more inclined to think that he's just going to say, wear a mask, wear a mask.

00:57:03.000 It's over.

00:57:04.000 I helped.

00:57:05.000 I cured it.

00:57:07.000 I think he's too lazy to do anything that involved and too soft.

00:57:11.000 I mean, he's weak into Bernie's, right?

00:57:12.000 So he's going to be like, hey, we did it.

00:57:15.000 I just cured it.

00:57:16.000 We got the vaccine and me doing the mask thing.

00:57:20.000 It's gone.

00:57:22.000 Because I sent you this picture of a kid raw concert.

00:57:28.000 Indoor concerts may be made safe from coronavirus spread.

00:57:32.000 New study finds.

00:57:32.000 And Donald Trump Jr. goes, it's a miracle.

00:57:34.000 Just like that.

00:57:35.000 Corona is over.

00:57:36.000 And they're showing these crowds coming out to celebrate.

00:57:38.000 And it's all these COVID people to the tune of 200,000 people.

00:57:42.000 Yay, Biden, yay.

00:57:44.000 What happened to COVID?

00:57:46.000 Obama called Trump's rallies super spreader rallies.

00:57:50.000 And you just think, like the families of cancer victims couldn't go to funerals, and these fuckers just cannot wait to party.

00:57:58.000 Go to 1-8.

00:58:02.000 Today.

00:58:07.000 My wife lost her battle with cancer, and we were limited to just 30 attendees at her service.

00:58:13.000 Meanwhile, if you're a Democrat in power, party on, Wayne.

00:58:19.000 Look at that.

00:58:20.000 Al Sharpton gets to get out there to his church.

00:58:25.000 So, yeah, everyone was partying.

00:58:29.000 This is weird too, about they're the Grinch and they can't be happy and we're Hooville and we can't not be happy.

00:58:35.000 But all these people showed up to an area outside the White House to party and celebrate and super spread.

00:58:42.000 BLM showed up to say, fuck you.

00:58:56.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:58:57.000 Some guy's translating it into gay.

00:58:59.000 Yeah.

00:58:59.000 For all you fucking white journalists.

00:59:02.000 For all of you fucking white journalists.

00:59:05.000 Yeah.

00:59:05.000 I guess gay people can't hear normal straight speak.

00:59:08.000 Maybe.

00:59:09.000 Put it back to the beginning.

00:59:11.000 In Scotland they talk about your patter.

00:59:13.000 Your patter's rotting.

00:59:15.000 It just means like your way of talking.

00:59:17.000 You're not good at conversation.

00:59:19.000 His patter is shite.

00:59:22.000 Tatoi.

00:59:23.000 For all of you fucking journalists.

00:59:25.000 All of you fucking journalists.

00:59:27.000 For all of you white liberals.

00:59:29.000 All of you white liberals who have been celebrating getting drunk off your assets.

00:59:39.000 Fighting winning this election.

00:59:44.000 What you fucking do.

01:00:13.000 This is fucking Disney War.

01:00:17.000 This is not fucking Disney War.

01:00:22.000 You have all colonized this place.

01:00:27.000 For your own benefit.

01:00:31.000 So you're colonizing this place.

01:00:32.000 I guess they're in Black Lives Matter Plaza in DC, where Evelyn was just stabbed.

01:00:36.000 But look at all the white people with him, like that chick right there.

01:00:40.000 And she's like, you fucking white liberals.

01:00:43.000 You are colonizing this place.

01:00:46.000 People who are not me, but also repeating this chant, I'm talking about you.

01:00:50.000 You white liberals.

01:00:52.000 Fuck you.

01:00:57.000 We will not have it here.

01:00:59.000 We will not have it here.

01:01:01.000 We are not going anywhere.

01:01:05.000 We are still going to be here.

01:01:09.000 Protest it.

01:01:24.000 People who have been killed by police.

01:01:26.000 People who have been killed by police.

01:01:30.000 Thank you.

01:01:35.000 Basically, we don't want white people there.

01:01:38.000 You're jukeboxed money.

01:01:40.000 Was Fred Schneider the one on the edger?

01:01:43.000 But in a way, he's right because Kamala Harris and Joe Biden, especially Joe Biden's early career, they're both known for throwing black men in prison for life for something stupid like cocaine.

01:01:56.000 So racists should be happy about this.

01:01:59.000 I saw a good comment on this, 2-0, where this guy says, black people are honking their horns and cheering for two politicians who have made a career out of imprisoning black people for years and hate a president who fought racists to release black people from over-sentencing in federal prisons.

01:02:22.000 Or show number 21 there?

01:02:28.000 RIP racism, 2016 to 2020.

01:02:31.000 That's so fucking true.

01:02:35.000 Go to 2-2.

01:02:42.000 Oh yeah, this is a perfect depiction of the reaction.

01:02:45.000 Make Boys Proud Again is a great Instagram account.

01:02:48.000 I'm tired of old white men controlling this country and racist cops destroying the black community.

01:02:54.000 Well, I got some news for you.

01:02:56.000 Don't tell me Donald Trump won.

01:02:58.000 I can't take any more bad news this year.

01:03:00.000 No, no, no.

01:03:01.000 It's good news.

01:03:02.000 We just elected an old white man who used to be a segregationist.

01:03:09.000 Really?

01:03:10.000 Yeah.

01:03:11.000 And it gets better.

01:03:12.000 His vice president is a prosecutor who made her career on locking up black people for vicious crimes and even laughed about it.

01:03:20.000 You mean it?

01:03:21.000 Yeah, I'm serious.

01:03:22.000 And you still won't get free health care.

01:03:26.000 Oh my gosh.

01:03:29.000 Everything is fixed now.

01:03:33.000 I want to tell the people honking their horns, show them that video.

01:03:37.000 I'll tell you why I'm sad, because politics is downstream from the culture and the Obama Title IX trans bathrooms, America's racist narrative was being removed.

01:03:50.000 It was getting taken out of schools.

01:03:51.000 People in the government were being trained to hate themselves and be trained to think that America's racist.

01:03:57.000 And one of the first things Joe Biden's going to do is bring those back.

01:04:01.000 2-3.

01:04:08.000 Biden will immediately revoke Trump's executive order banning critical race theory-based training in the executive government upon assuming the presidency.

01:04:18.000 Now, I know that's just a silly course, but it's bigger than that.

01:04:22.000 It is systemic.

01:04:27.000 It's basically systemic anti-racism, which is systemic racism in the sense that it's blaming whites for everyone's problems.

01:04:34.000 And they're learning that.

01:04:35.000 It's being taught to these fucking bureaucrats.

01:04:37.000 And these bureaucrats, by the way, end up in the courts.

01:04:39.000 They're the ones letting Antifa go free.

01:04:41.000 They're the ones giving Max and John fucking four years for a 17-second fight.

01:04:46.000 All right, let's briefly, we're always going to have a date.

01:04:49.000 We should make a little thing that says election fraud.

01:04:51.000 Hey, how's your final video thing coming?

01:04:54.000 Oh, crap.

01:04:56.000 Have you been working on it?

01:04:57.000 No.

01:04:58.000 Why not?

01:04:58.000 Because we had a busy emergency broadcast weekend and I just took the time around it off.

01:05:07.000 But look at this.

01:05:11.000 College football game ended as a snuff film.

01:05:13.000 I don't get it.

01:05:15.000 Just like people complaining about.

01:05:17.000 This is the same guy 12 hours ago.

01:05:19.000 Oh, that guy I've seen before.

01:05:20.000 He makes a lot of stupid mistakes.

01:05:22.000 It's party time outside the White House.

01:05:24.000 Yay!

01:05:25.000 Not ideal worsening a pandemic.

01:05:31.000 Yeah, let's make a graphic for election fraud because we're going to be updating it every day well into January.

01:05:38.000 All right.

01:05:40.000 Election fraud update, election fraud update.

01:05:43.000 This is the part of the show, the part of the show that's an election fraud update.

01:05:49.000 450,000 votes only have a mark for Joe Biden.

01:05:55.000 That's weird.

01:05:57.000 What has the corner?

01:05:59.000 People don't vote like that.

01:06:00.000 They don't go.

01:06:01.000 You're already trucked all the way out to the polling station, right?

01:06:04.000 You sit there, you wait in line, you get to your turn, you don't go boop, bloop.

01:06:08.000 Now, you do go boop, bloop if you're doing about a thousand.

01:06:11.000 Boop, bloop, boop, bloop, boop, bloop, bloop, bloop.

01:06:14.000 But when you're there, you got time to kill, you took time off work, you're like, okay, Joe Biden.

01:06:19.000 Also, the Democrat, the Democrat.

01:06:21.000 I like this Democrat.

01:06:22.000 You know what?

01:06:22.000 This is one Republican I actually like.

01:06:24.000 And then Democrat, Democrat, Democrat.

01:06:27.000 No one just does the name and runs away.

01:06:30.000 They're not sending their best.

01:06:32.000 Go ahead.

01:06:34.000 Yes, there has been a massive and coordinated effort to steal this election from we the people of the United States of America, to delegitimize and destroy votes for Donald Trump, to manufacture votes for Joe Biden.

01:06:49.000 They have done it in every way imaginable, from having dead people vote in massive numbers to absolutely fraudulently creating ballots that exist only voting for Biden.

01:07:02.000 We've identified at least 450,000 ballots in the key states that miraculously only have a mark for Joe Biden on them and no other candidate.

01:07:13.000 If you look at Florida where things were done right, you can see that that's how the rest of the country should have gone.

01:07:20.000 But they also used an algorithm to calculate the votes they would need to flip, and they used the computers to flip those votes from Biden to, I mean, from Trump to Biden and from other Republican candidates to their competitors also.

01:07:35.000 I think Doug Collins had the race stolen from him.

01:07:38.000 I think John James had his race stolen from him.

01:07:42.000 It wasn't just President Trump.

01:07:43.000 There were many people affected by this.

01:07:46.000 We have got to fight tooth and nail in federal court to expose.

01:07:50.000 So that was Maria Bartolomo.

01:07:55.000 I'm surprised she was able to do that because the word on the street is that Janine Pierrot got fired this weekend for wanting to discuss election fraud.

01:08:03.000 And they say Fox is compromised.

01:08:04.000 I actually know why Fox News is compromised.

01:08:07.000 Go to 2.9.

01:08:08.000 James Murdoch, who was on the board there, they claim he recently quit.

01:08:12.000 His wife is a super big lefty who's been pushing for this for a long time now.

01:08:18.000 She talks about Trump's authoritarian antics.

01:08:21.000 What will you tell your children?

01:08:23.000 She's an activist.

01:08:24.000 And what do men do when their wife is screaming about something?

01:08:29.000 Like, she wants to put a hate has no home here sign in the lawn?

01:08:32.000 They do it.

01:08:34.000 They let her.

01:08:35.000 Wait, go back?

01:08:37.000 Look at that chick in the background.

01:08:38.000 Is that a cigarette in her mouth?

01:08:40.000 Hell yeah.

01:08:40.000 No, it's not.

01:08:41.000 Yes, it is.

01:08:42.000 No, it's not.

01:08:43.000 It's like a reflection.

01:08:45.000 I see an orange tip and a white.

01:08:48.000 What a cool chick.

01:08:51.000 You want to see this?

01:08:51.000 Oh, ma'am, there's no smoking in here.

01:08:53.000 Fuck off.

01:08:54.000 It's not lit, but she is a badass.

01:08:57.000 And hot, too.

01:08:58.000 Look at James with his fucking 3D glasses.

01:09:04.000 Dark.

01:09:04.000 Every time he goes to see a movie, they're like, sir, you have to return those.

01:09:07.000 No, I own these.

01:09:08.000 These are mine.

01:09:09.000 Let's look at it.

01:09:10.000 We did it.

01:09:10.000 What you tell your children, keep going.

01:09:15.000 Keep going.

01:09:17.000 Like, she raised something like $15 million for Joe Biden.

01:09:23.000 Anyway, go back up to this.

01:09:25.000 This is a doozy.

01:09:28.000 In one second, 560 votes went from Trump to Biden.

01:09:34.000 And this guy caught it in real time.

01:09:36.000 CNN tried to hide it, but they got this is 2.5.

01:09:40.000 Vote switching.

01:09:41.000 In one millisecond, they go...

01:09:45.000 Wait a minute.

01:09:46.000 No, sorry, 2.6, 2.6.

01:09:50.000 And so he stops it and goes frame by frame.

01:09:52.000 Oh, no.

01:09:54.000 I think.

01:09:54.000 Oh, 2.6, I said.

01:09:56.000 That is, wait.

01:09:57.000 Okay, then 2.5.

01:09:59.000 You pulled up 2.6 for 2.5.

01:10:00.000 2.2.5, and then this is 2.

01:10:02.000 Oh, wait.

01:10:04.000 That's 2.5, you fucking retard.

01:10:06.000 I'm seeing video that you're seeing from CNN election night.

01:10:13.000 And I want to go back and show you a little bit about this clip.

01:10:17.000 First, I want to explain what's happening in this clip.

01:10:21.000 What's happening in this clip is this is the live feed from Clarity Elections coming through the Associated Desk or Decision Desk HQ.

01:10:30.000 So this is the live feed.

01:10:31.000 You're seeing the database that Clarity has as it gets updated with votes.

01:10:37.000 Okay.

01:10:38.000 And right now, and this little ribbon at the bottom, this is generated by CNN.

01:10:44.000 And they update this a second after they get the update from Clarity up here.

01:10:51.000 So let's just look.

01:10:53.000 Right now, Andy Bashir, who is the guy that upset Matt Bevan, the governor at the time.

01:10:59.000 Oh, yeah, sorry.

01:11:00.000 Andy Bashir has...

01:11:02.000 It's this guy, Bashir.

01:11:05.000 So keep your from CNN says.

01:11:09.000 Same thing with Matt Bevan.

01:11:11.000 662.235.

01:11:14.000 662.235.

01:11:16.000 Now, let me take you through, and real quick, I'm going to run it again.

01:11:22.000 You're going to see, if you're watching just this gold, you're going to see a flash update, and then this guy's face fills the page.

01:11:29.000 And then I'm going to show you what you really missed.

01:11:32.000 So here we go.

01:11:32.000 Watch the gold.

01:11:34.000 The update's coming.

01:11:35.000 Boom, there it updates.

01:11:37.000 And now here's this guy.

01:11:39.000 Now, let me show you what you missed.

01:11:43.000 It's a tenth of a second.

01:11:44.000 We're going to drag this back frame by frame.

01:11:51.000 And so here we are before the update.

01:11:53.000 And now I'm going to start walking you forward.

01:11:55.000 Watch the gold.

01:11:57.000 Here comes the update from Clarity.

01:12:00.000 Boom.

01:12:01.000 There it is.

01:12:02.000 So now the update, Matt Bashir, excuse me, Andy Bashir has 674,508 votes.

01:12:12.000 And look down below, Andy Bashir had 673,948.

01:12:18.000 They haven't had a chance to update the ribbon because this is in split seconds.

01:12:23.000 We're looking now.

01:12:25.000 So Andy Bashir has just gained 560 votes.

01:12:30.000 That's normal.

01:12:31.000 That makes sense.

01:12:32.000 That's what happens as more votes come in, right?

01:12:35.000 Let's look at Matt Bevin.

01:12:37.000 He now has 661, 675.

01:12:41.000 But look down below.

01:12:43.000 He did have 662, 235 at the exact same second that Andy Bashir has gone up 560 votes.

01:12:57.000 Matt Bevin has gone down 560 votes.

01:13:04.000 This is vote switching in the computer.

01:13:09.000 And by the way, between the 560 gain and 560 loss, you have just seen 25% of the loss amount of this race happen in front of your very eyes.

01:13:25.000 That's a doozy.

01:13:27.000 And what is this votes going down, all these numbers?

01:13:30.000 Go to 2.6.

01:13:31.000 Trump went down 9,000 votes at one point, and Biden went up 27,000 in the dead of night.

01:13:38.000 This is a zoom-in of that F thing we keep showing you.

01:13:42.000 But I understand like some votes are damaged.

01:13:44.000 Oh, we thought this was a Trump vote, but we see now it's ripped.

01:13:46.000 Okay, maybe three.

01:13:47.000 Biden didn't go down one vote the entire time.

01:13:50.000 But look at this scale.

01:13:51.000 Follow the red, and you see that little dip at the beginning there?

01:13:55.000 This is, by the way, after they were done counting.

01:13:58.000 That's the end of the day, I guess.

01:13:59.000 That's why you're seeing such a small part of a scale.

01:14:03.000 But Trump decreases 9,867 votes.

01:14:08.000 Why?

01:14:10.000 And then Biden gets that massive pushed of 27,000 at, what time is that, 8.53 in the morning?

01:14:20.000 So those two strange coincidences look like vote switching to me.

01:14:26.000 And we just saw evidence of it.

01:14:28.000 What's Trump saying in 2.7?

01:14:31.000 Oh, yeah, 70 million votes, the most for any sitting president ever.

01:14:36.000 Yet you still lost 71 million legal votes.

01:14:41.000 And then you say, okay, Gavin, if there was so much cheating going on, we would hear about it and people would be confessing.

01:14:46.000 They are in droves.

01:14:48.000 I could do a whole show on people confessing about this.

01:14:51.000 Here's one.

01:14:52.000 And this is not, you know, this is not solid evidence.

01:14:54.000 It's just a picture of a dude playing another dude, being another dude.

01:14:59.000 Time to come clean.

01:15:00.000 I work for Wayne County, Michigan, and I threw out every Trump ballot I saw, tens of thousands of them.

01:15:04.000 And so did all my co-workers.

01:15:06.000 I regret nothing.

01:15:09.000 We're going to see a lot more of that because people...

01:15:12.000 It's no fun committing a crime if you can't take credit for it.

01:15:15.000 If they don't take away this poor dog's vote, you hear about this?

01:15:20.000 And what did you just tell me?

01:15:21.000 My dog voted in the 2020 election.

01:15:25.000 And how did you find this out?

01:15:27.000 I got an email that now won't open because the server is down, apparently.

01:15:33.000 So now she has her microchip number as her social security.

01:15:38.000 I went to the voting place, looked under her name and everything, told them her social security number.

01:15:46.000 All of her vet records are gone now.

01:15:48.000 And she had already voted.

01:15:51.000 Can you tell everybody a little bit about why your dog would be registered to vote?

01:15:55.000 She is a service dog, correct?

01:15:57.000 She's registered service dog through the Santa Cruz County Police Department and Cabrillo.

01:16:03.000 And so now she's considered, she's been labeled a human.

01:16:08.000 She's overdog.

01:16:10.000 I wonder.

01:16:10.000 Whoever's looking after dog race.

01:16:12.000 How much would you bet?

01:16:12.000 It's Biden.

01:16:13.000 Endless squeaky toys.

01:16:14.000 Literally, how much would you bet?

01:16:17.000 I mean, I'll double-click.

01:16:20.000 I don't want to say $100,000.

01:16:21.000 Yeah, true daily double.

01:16:22.000 Negative $12,000.

01:16:24.000 I'll bet.

01:16:25.000 All right, so you got to do an election fraud graphic, a final video graphic, and then the one thing we do have a graphic for is the mailbag.

01:16:32.000 Which, by the way, Rupert Murdoch looks exactly like if you see a recent picture of him.

01:16:37.000 He looks like a mailbag.

01:16:39.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dance.

01:16:44.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:16:49.000 Let me touch it.

01:16:52.000 This has been a long ass show.

01:16:55.000 Yes.

01:16:57.000 Gav, please watch this vid.

01:16:58.000 You're going to like it.

01:17:00.000 Please don't.

01:17:00.000 Oh my god, it's the fucking...

01:17:03.000 Should I even?

01:17:04.000 I'm going to email him back.

01:17:07.000 Hey, shithead.

01:17:10.000 We talked about this video ad infinitum for the show.

01:17:19.000 Are you retarded?

01:17:22.000 Stop sending me shit.

01:17:26.000 Don't send me shit.

01:17:28.000 Don't send me shit.

01:17:31.000 I've already covered to death.

01:17:35.000 A good way to see if you've covered it is to watch the show.

01:17:39.000 Dickweed.

01:17:43.000 What was that?

01:17:44.000 Oh, you know, the one where somebody pays $200 for an absentee ballot?

01:17:50.000 Hmm.

01:17:50.000 Veritas.

01:17:52.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:52.000 Project Veritas, by the way, is an endless treasure trove of election fraud.

01:17:58.000 I mean, I don't even show it Because it's its own show.

01:18:02.000 But if you check their YouTube or their Twitter page, you'll just see countless examples.

01:18:09.000 Hi, Garrett and Brian.

01:18:11.000 What?

01:18:12.000 I have a real dastardly Would You Rather for you?

01:18:14.000 Remember, your children are held hostage at gunpoints, you have to choose one.

01:18:17.000 Yeah, I'm familiar with Would You Rathers?

01:18:19.000 Would you rather videotape a big black blue gum with a giant pecker fornicating with your wife while you give pointers and cheer him on?

01:18:29.000 I think he means bum, like a homeless man.

01:18:32.000 You only have to do it once, but the video goes up anytime forever.

01:18:34.000 Would you have to praise Biden every time his name is mentioned around you and denounce Trump every time his name is...

01:18:39.000 Oh, obviously, that's a fucking stupid, shitty one.

01:18:42.000 Obviously, I'd rather praise Trump than have my wife raped, you fucking loser.

01:18:46.000 God damn it.

01:18:47.000 His fucking first name, Gary's lower case.

01:18:50.000 What a cunt.

01:18:52.000 Hey, Gavin and Mofza.

01:18:54.000 Master of the facts.

01:18:56.000 Mayor, I believe.

01:18:56.000 Okay.

01:18:57.000 Since the election won't play out in the courts now, will we see writing because it's Trump justice deciding it was a fair election?

01:19:02.000 Your thoughts.

01:19:03.000 If Trump is able to prove that the election was stolen, you better believe you're going to see riots.

01:19:09.000 And the whole nation's going to look like Chaz.

01:19:12.000 Which is why I think the courts might just go, no, there's not enough evidence.

01:19:18.000 Which means Antifa does run this country.

01:19:22.000 Which means I was right to say, let's beat them up.

01:19:24.000 And you were wrong to throw us in jail for doing it.

01:19:27.000 This is from Jared.

01:19:30.000 For far too long, the right and the people on the left have not been giant fags.

01:19:34.000 Most of us stand to lose too much.

01:19:35.000 We have children and responsibilities.

01:19:37.000 When we do go out and fight, we get put in prison for four years for a 17-second fight.

01:19:41.000 My hope is that with a far-left presidency, although the Senate is still ours for now, they go so clown-world, it pushes us to use that very reason of having too much to lose to grow a set of balls and make freedom violent again.

01:19:55.000 So this man is a little too eloquent for his own good, but he's trying to say maybe we'll bring it back, bring back fighting.

01:20:04.000 Dear Mr. McInnes and Mr. Katsu Rivera, he's got a link here.

01:20:07.000 My wife is a lawyer and recently got an email from the New York State Bar Association.

01:20:11.000 They want to make COVID vaccinations mandatory.

01:20:14.000 There would also be no way of contesting it or rejecting the vaccine on the basis of religion.

01:20:19.000 Wow.

01:20:22.000 The recommendation was written by an old hag who was afraid of dying since many of the old judges died from coronavirus during the beginning of the pandemic.

01:20:29.000 My wife raises a good point.

01:20:30.000 The court doesn't care about the life of a child, and abortion is legal in the state of New York up to the time of birth, but they care about coronavirus?

01:20:38.000 Yeah, they care when it's their own ass, not a baby ass.

01:20:42.000 Shit is obviously getting spooky.

01:20:45.000 And even Alex Jones' levels of conspiracy where they want you to be vaccinated, period.

01:20:49.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:20:50.000 Please tell your co-host to stop mooking about and send me my shirt from that bet you lost.

01:20:56.000 Oh yeah.

01:20:59.000 This is from Victor.

01:21:00.000 I like you more than my son on the cover of a magazine with your new sunglasses.

01:21:05.000 P.S. Why are you gay?

01:21:08.000 Oh yeah, that reminds me.

01:21:10.000 Some guy bought one of our drawings for the Google Doodle auction.

01:21:16.000 And he sent me the wrong address.

01:21:18.000 He's like, I never got it.

01:21:20.000 I go, well, it didn't come back here.

01:21:23.000 You didn't send him my P.O. box.

01:21:24.000 You didn't list a P.O. box, dude.

01:21:26.000 You just had an address.

01:21:28.000 Well, they don't have it there.

01:21:29.000 So I guess I'll redraw it.

01:21:40.000 This is from Chris.

01:21:41.000 Hey, Gavin and king of the fag capital of the world.

01:21:44.000 I want to ask you what you think about this prediction on Trump winning his second term.

01:21:48.000 The media, of course, called it for Biden.

01:21:50.000 This means nothing if Biden and the Democrats cheated and stole the election.

01:21:52.000 I wouldn't be so sure, my friend.

01:21:55.000 The narrative is powerful.

01:21:58.000 I believe God will give Trump his second term.

01:22:00.000 The corruption of the left and the Biden campaign will come to light.

01:22:02.000 I think God let this outcome happen so that it would expose the corruption of the evil and the left.

01:22:06.000 And we did see that with Al Gore.

01:22:08.000 Al Gore was the president.

01:22:10.000 People were dancing.

01:22:10.000 People were honking.

01:22:11.000 They were thrilled that George W. Bush didn't get in.

01:22:14.000 And then on December 13th, he went, holy fuck, I guess he did get in.

01:22:18.000 Oh my God, are you going to see some butt hurt when that happens?

01:22:22.000 I'm going to just be standing on my front lawn with a gun that day.

01:22:29.000 And I'll be one of many armed people on my property.

01:22:33.000 Look at that guy with his face.

01:22:36.000 Hmm, it's my thinking face.

01:22:38.000 Your thinking face is kind of like your sad face there, Bill.

01:22:41.000 It's a ballot.

01:22:44.000 There will be brave people coming forward to tell the truth.

01:22:46.000 Another Snowden type will come out and give proof.

01:22:47.000 I don't think this is the end of Trump, but the beginning of the most important second term of America's presidential history.

01:22:52.000 Trump will have a second term because he represents God and truth.

01:22:55.000 I think the best thing we can do is pray for Trump, and it will fall into place.

01:22:59.000 I appreciate all the content and what you give for free speech.

01:23:02.000 Thanks, Ryguy, for all the impressions from Calgary, Canada.

01:23:05.000 Thanks for what you guys do.

01:23:06.000 I want to fuck your old sunglasses while your new sunglasses watch.

01:23:09.000 I'll even just the men.

01:23:14.000 Good morning, team.

01:23:15.000 Any chance we can get Gavin's father on as a senior correspondent from Regular Spot?

01:23:19.000 Yes.

01:23:20.000 Yes, we will be doing that.

01:23:21.000 That's got to become a regular thing.

01:23:22.000 Right, Trump?

01:23:24.000 Right now, I'm too busy.

01:23:25.000 Make it America great again.

01:23:27.000 Okay, well, we'll handle it.

01:23:28.000 How is the Google Doodle auction doing?

01:23:31.000 Doodle-dee-doodle-dum.

01:23:33.000 Doesn't it feel good when you're just about to do something that you know is real and you decide to do something else?

01:23:41.000 Something that won't.

01:23:42.000 Yeah, that's great, Ryan.

01:23:43.000 It's inaudible.

01:23:44.000 It's too long.

01:23:45.000 It takes too long.

01:23:46.000 It sucks, just like everything you do.

01:23:48.000 I thought it would be abrupt and good.

01:23:51.000 Mine was short and sweet and to the point.

01:23:53.000 Mine was positive.

01:23:54.000 He's talking about neighbors.

01:23:56.000 Oh, great.

01:23:56.000 Yeah, check the Google Doodles.

01:23:59.000 Google Doodles.

01:24:00.000 Are they done yet?

01:24:01.000 I believe so.

01:24:02.000 Let's see.

01:24:03.000 Bidding clothes, bidding, close, bidding, close.

01:24:04.000 How much did the painting go for?

01:24:07.000 Let me see.

01:24:08.000 $850.

01:24:10.000 That's fair.

01:24:11.000 That's great.

01:24:12.000 It's going to cost me a fucking fortune.

01:24:14.000 I hope he's not in Australia.

01:24:15.000 Next batch is going to be huge.

01:24:17.000 Huge.

01:24:18.000 We've got weeks of doodles saved up.

01:24:23.000 All right, let's do the final video.

01:24:26.000 Yay!

01:24:29.000 Yeah, Nice timing.

01:24:31.000 Nice song for this.

01:24:32.000 All right.

01:24:32.000 I'll set up as he does a search on his computer for the song.

01:24:36.000 Video.

01:24:37.000 Not ready, I'm afraid.

01:24:38.000 No.

01:24:38.000 Here's the song.

01:24:40.000 Okay.

01:24:54.000 All right.

01:24:55.000 This is an oldie but a goodie.

01:24:56.000 I think we've all seen it before, but I just had to get it on here because it's...

01:25:00.000 I love videos that don't look like they're going anywhere and then they go somewhere in the end.

01:25:04.000 It's just like a movie.

01:25:05.000 They wow you in the third act.

01:25:06.000 So I think this is the JMZ in Williamsburg.

01:25:10.000 Jay-Z.

01:25:11.000 Not the rapper, the trains.

01:25:13.000 After they come over the East River.

01:25:18.000 And it's sort of elevated and you can look down and you see, I fucking hate that area.

01:25:23.000 It's so loud and shitty.

01:25:24.000 But anyway, this woman appears to have a cane that I think has a pointy end.

01:25:29.000 Like maybe the thing broke off or it was sort of clipped off and now it's a sharp cane.

01:25:33.000 So she uses it as a dagger.

01:25:42.000 Stab.

01:25:42.000 She's using the stab.

01:25:44.000 I think she may have got him.

01:25:46.000 So he leaves.

01:25:47.000 He's like, I can't get close to her because she stabs me with the pointy cane.

01:25:52.000 And then other people show up and say, leave her alone, leave her alone.

01:25:56.000 He's got something there, like a...

01:25:58.000 What is that?

01:25:59.000 A fan?

01:26:00.000 So is that a jet engine?

01:26:10.000 I think they're convinced to put it down.

01:26:11.000 Yeah, let's put it down.

01:26:14.000 They seem to have simmered down.

01:26:15.000 I guess the party's over.

01:26:17.000 I guess we're done.

01:26:18.000 See, look how sharp it is.

01:26:23.000 You know one of the Kennedys, I think his name is Michael, killed a woman with the broken golf clubs?

01:26:30.000 Oh, it's a chair.

01:26:31.000 It's the same chair you'll see later.

01:26:33.000 So stab, he nails her.

01:26:35.000 She's feeling a little concussed, and then...

01:26:42.000 She's out.

01:26:43.000 Tain Lady is asleep.

01:26:46.000 Let's see that again.

01:26:47.000 That was...

01:26:49.000 When you throw a chair, you don't think it's going to land perfectly.

01:26:52.000 Yeah, there's a lot of angles.

01:26:54.000 A lot of things that can happen.

01:26:55.000 But to get the thick part right on the forehead.

01:26:59.000 I think she's semi-compressed there.

01:27:02.000 Ooh.

01:27:03.000 That was like right on the chin.

01:27:05.000 Yeah, that was like a perfect knockout.

01:27:08.000 Well, I don't know what that fight was about, but I hope they resolved it.

01:27:12.000 I don't know if it's good.

01:27:14.000 We are going into the danger zone.

01:27:16.000 The next three months are going to be nuts.

01:27:18.000 A lot of fighting.

01:27:19.000 We have to keep at it.

01:27:20.000 We have to keep fighting this narrative.

01:27:21.000 So when the truth comes out, people have already heard the rumors that the election was stolen.

01:27:27.000 So our job right now is to get the word out to the rest of America that the election was stolen.

01:27:32.000 Get fired.

01:27:33.000 Get in trouble.

01:27:34.000 Be brave.

01:27:35.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 09, 2020

S03E36 - STOLEN ELECTION [2020-11-09 - S03E36 - STOLEN ELECTION]

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