Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E38 - GREAT TITS [2020-11-12 - S03E38

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's get off my lawn with Kevin McGinnis.

00:00:30.000 Shit a little beast, sister lil' hope.

00:00:32.000 I love the way you walk, love the way you talk.

00:00:34.000 Let a young nigga come playing your throat, deep stoke your throat till I make you to throw babies.

00:00:39.000 I'm trying to throw the babies, throw babies.

00:00:43.000 I'm trying to bust all oil.

00:00:46.000 I'm trying to bust all over you.

00:00:48.000 That's it fleacious.

00:00:51.000 It's gonna be a pretty X-rated episode.

00:00:53.000 I should warn you in advance to get the kids out of the room.

00:00:57.000 God damn it, rap is just fucking gross.

00:01:02.000 Like, punk was offensive and stuff, but rap is like people talking about their genitalia.

00:01:09.000 Like Cardi B, who spoke to President-elect, as they're calling him, Joe Biden, she did an interview with him.

00:01:17.000 She also then that same week came out with a hit song about her wet ass pussy, her whap.

00:01:24.000 Her vagina is secreting extra fluids because she has such a intense libido.

00:01:32.000 That also implies that she has more testosterone somehow, you know?

00:01:36.000 Like when women are super horny, it's kind of a masculine trait.

00:01:40.000 It's kind of a turnoff.

00:01:44.000 Yeah, that entire song is about how much he likes this girl because she blows him.

00:01:49.000 And he wants to have throat babies with her, which is not how biology works.

00:01:55.000 Like, how...

00:01:56.000 What?

00:01:57.000 It's fucking garbage.

00:01:59.000 Can we spread the word and say that is how babies are made?

00:02:02.000 Yeah.

00:02:03.000 And then maybe curb.

00:02:05.000 Like, why don't you sing about how you defecate or something?

00:02:08.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:02:10.000 Big oh shit.

00:02:11.000 On a toilet.

00:02:12.000 You're in a blowjob video, lady.

00:02:14.000 How's your daughter doing?

00:02:14.000 Oh, she's a dancer.

00:02:15.000 She's in videos.

00:02:16.000 Oh, cool.

00:02:16.000 What was the video?

00:02:17.000 That's a song about face fucking.

00:02:20.000 Oh.

00:02:22.000 I see 12 threes.

00:02:27.000 I want to get two of you girls.

00:02:29.000 No, three of you girls together, and I'm going to have sex with a nine.

00:02:34.000 What do you think of that song, Trump?

00:02:37.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is Trump.

00:02:40.000 The reason I chose that song is because it's a very dangerous song, and I don't want you listening to it.

00:02:46.000 I sent you a video of a woman listening to it.

00:02:52.000 And you can see how dangerous it is.

00:02:57.000 Try to set up the video before you play it there so we don't watch you at work.

00:03:04.000 Watch this.

00:03:07.000 Watch this, y'all.

00:03:09.000 She's going to pass the school bus because she's a badass.

00:03:15.000 Nice.

00:03:15.000 Crossing the double yellows.

00:03:29.000 That wasn't great.

00:03:31.000 Today's New York Post is 34 infected at a Long Island wedding.

00:03:37.000 I guess they've ruined this woman's wedding.

00:03:38.000 Is she sad?

00:03:39.000 Do you think?

00:03:40.000 She freaking out?

00:03:41.000 Is she crying?

00:03:43.000 Who cares?

00:03:44.000 It's got a 99.98 survival rate.

00:03:48.000 There's probably almost no old people at this wedding.

00:03:51.000 Don't worry about it, my dear.

00:03:53.000 Congratulations on your wedding.

00:03:55.000 I don't give a shit.

00:03:56.000 It's got like a 99.98 survival rate, and we have a vaccine that's 90%.

00:04:02.000 What percent is that now?

00:04:04.000 99.999?

00:04:06.000 Okay.

00:04:07.000 Probably a higher risk of you dying on your way to the wedding in traffic.

00:04:11.000 Today's book is John Stossel's No They Can't, Why the Government Fails But Individuals Succeed.

00:04:17.000 I believe in this book, he says he'll pay you a thousand bucks if you can think of anything.

00:04:24.000 Give him anything that the free market doesn't do better than the government.

00:04:29.000 And the thing I like about Stossel is, he's like Michelle Malkin.

00:04:32.000 He writes in a very conversational way.

00:04:34.000 And for illiterate people who don't read, like say Ryan Katsu-Rivera, it's a good starter book for you.

00:04:41.000 There's not a lot of big words in this.

00:04:43.000 John Stossel, he's not simple.

00:04:45.000 He's a very complex man, but he writes in a very simple way.

00:04:49.000 So you can digest it.

00:04:50.000 And I find it's kind of hard to read after a full day of talking my ass off and reading the news and amalgamating all these stories.

00:04:57.000 By the time it's like 9 p.m. and everyone's, the kids are in bed, 9.30, whatever, I kind of don't feel like reading Mark Levin or Mark Stein.

00:05:09.000 I need to chill.

00:05:10.000 That's why I'm really enjoying the book I'm reading right now, The Blue Chameleon, Daniel Cinquenta.

00:05:18.000 We interviewed him.

00:05:19.000 Yeah, we interviewed him.

00:05:20.000 And right now I'm just reading about, it's sort of like Keith Richards' autobiography, where he gets into way too much detail.

00:05:28.000 I'm hearing about him getting in fist fights in high school right now.

00:05:31.000 And when his parents' restaurant burned down.

00:05:35.000 Can you not pull up this fucking book I'm talking about, you piece of shit?

00:05:39.000 What are you doing?

00:05:40.000 Blue chameleon?

00:05:41.000 Yeah.

00:05:42.000 Yeah.

00:05:43.000 Like, what are you doing right now?

00:05:44.000 You're just sort of tooling around?

00:05:45.000 No, looking at the notes.

00:05:46.000 You're not listening to a podcast.

00:05:48.000 You're in it.

00:05:49.000 Don't look up a blue chameleon.

00:05:53.000 He's got a screen full of blue chameleons.

00:05:56.000 Cinquenta Detective.

00:05:58.000 That's not how you spell it.

00:06:01.000 Holy shit.

00:06:04.000 There it is.

00:06:06.000 So I'm really enjoying that book.

00:06:08.000 And it is not Levin fair.

00:06:11.000 The problem with Mark Levin is he's too smart.

00:06:14.000 And I'm reading his books, and he's talking about like the fucking 26th Amendment and how we could have a national coup.

00:06:21.000 And if enough lawyers got together, then the president could do this and put these people in jail.

00:06:26.000 And you're like, am I reading the blueprints for a revolution?

00:06:29.000 Which is cool, but like, that's like going to West Point.

00:06:34.000 His books are like going to the military academy and learning how to save America.

00:06:39.000 Too hard, too complex.

00:06:45.000 So, know when I make these suggestions, I'm not suggesting a book you should.

00:06:49.000 Actually, I did that once.

00:06:51.000 That book, what's it called?

00:06:53.000 Where those small places in England ended up shaping the American mindset.

00:07:02.000 Shit.

00:07:03.000 I got it from the America First Reading List that Milo put together with Nick Fuentez and Michelle Malkin.

00:07:08.000 I can't remember what it's called.

00:07:09.000 I sent that to Max and John in prison.

00:07:11.000 It's a book you should read, but it's very dense.

00:07:15.000 I usually don't recommend books like that.

00:07:17.000 The books I recommend are fun.

00:07:19.000 A fun time.

00:07:20.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:07:21.000 Total tangent.

00:07:22.000 I want to get serious for a second about tits.

00:07:25.000 What's that?

00:07:26.000 Yeah, that's the list.

00:07:30.000 Well, maybe we can find it there.

00:07:31.000 What's it called?

00:07:36.000 Fine.

00:07:38.000 I don't even know what you're looking at.

00:07:39.000 Scroll down, scroll down.

00:07:42.000 Stop, stop, bad, dipped, bad, camp of the saints.

00:07:45.000 There's a lot here.

00:07:46.000 So I'm suggesting a find thing where you search.

00:07:49.000 Yeah, but I don't know what we're searching.

00:07:51.000 England?

00:07:51.000 Origin?

00:07:56.000 This is not good TV.

00:07:57.000 And it's a book no one is going to read anyway.

00:08:01.000 Let's focus on some good TV, though.

00:08:03.000 I sent you a separate email with a file there featuring various women.

00:08:08.000 Local beers had a miss whatever, Budweiser thing.

00:08:12.000 So every beer, every beer around the world had their miss whatever.

00:08:17.000 And it shows them topless.

00:08:18.000 Now, I don't see this as offensive.

00:08:20.000 When I was a kid in Scotland, you got the sun, and there was the page three girl, and she'd have her tits hanging out.

00:08:24.000 So I was seeing tits when I was, my whole entire life.

00:08:26.000 I was sucking on them right after I was born.

00:08:29.000 And then we saw tits around.

00:08:30.000 So I don't have any reticence about showing this, but I thought it might be a fun moment to look at some great tits.

00:08:41.000 Stop.

00:08:42.000 Are those real?

00:08:44.000 No.

00:08:46.000 You don't think so?

00:08:47.000 Well, they have a natural sag, but I'm going to say no.

00:08:50.000 But usually you can see a mark where the fakeness was put in.

00:08:54.000 You're right.

00:08:55.000 They're fucking fake, and that's gross.

00:08:57.000 Ladies, why didn't you ask us about fake tits?

00:08:59.000 We would have said no.

00:09:01.000 I met one guy in my life who likes fake tits.

00:09:05.000 And I don't get it.

00:09:06.000 Again, my dad could have those tits.

00:09:09.000 That means it's not appealing to me.

00:09:12.000 It's man-made.

00:09:14.000 You're with a Zix doll.

00:09:16.000 Okay, next.

00:09:20.000 Stop.

00:09:20.000 Get me out of here.

00:09:24.000 I mean, I think those are perfect.

00:09:28.000 What do you think?

00:09:30.000 There's some magic going on there.

00:09:31.000 They're being held up by whatever she's wearing.

00:09:33.000 Not that much.

00:09:34.000 I expect a small amount of floppage, but yeah, that's pretty much what you see with the city.

00:09:37.000 I think in the perfect hit has droop to it.

00:09:39.000 I think a perfect hit is a two or three pencils.

00:09:43.000 The tone of the nipple is not exactly my fave.

00:09:46.000 What's the problem with kind of the pinker, more on the pinker end?

00:09:50.000 What?

00:09:50.000 You're a fag.

00:09:52.000 I'm more of a white girl type of guy.

00:09:54.000 This is why I don't like Asians.

00:09:56.000 Because their nipples aren't pink enough?

00:09:58.000 Yeah, and they're the stupidest thing I've ever seen.

00:09:59.000 And they're down there, it's a little darker than usual.

00:10:02.000 Check it out.

00:10:03.000 They're pussy lips?

00:10:04.000 Yes.

00:10:04.000 What kind of homo is concerned with the color of the picture?

00:10:07.000 Oh, I'm not concerned because I get what I want, and it's not that.

00:10:11.000 It's white and it's pink, and it's pretty good.

00:10:14.000 Those are great, but they lack character.

00:10:18.000 They're not fun.

00:10:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:20.000 They don't have enough spirit behind them.

00:10:23.000 I'm like a...

00:10:23.000 With tits, I'm like a wine tester.

00:10:25.000 I'm like a sommalier.

00:10:29.000 He said, well, let's see.

00:10:30.000 We got Lone Star, PBR, Rolling Rock, Shiner Bach.

00:10:34.000 Fantastic.

00:10:35.000 I agree.

00:10:37.000 The puffiness is fun.

00:10:38.000 Let's give numbers, okay?

00:10:39.000 So we can speed this up.

00:10:40.000 We'll just yell it out.

00:10:41.000 Those are eights.

00:10:49.000 Zeros, ones.

00:10:50.000 Well, okay.

00:10:51.000 Obviously, she's a fucking knockout, but I'm going to give her a three for those.

00:11:01.000 Those are six.

00:11:03.000 No, those are fake.

00:11:04.000 So threes.

00:11:05.000 There should be a rule.

00:11:05.000 No fakes.

00:11:06.000 If you miss something, then you should be perfect.

00:11:09.000 It shouldn't be something we have to pay for.

00:11:11.000 This is an entire fucking country.

00:11:13.000 And you got to get fake ones?

00:11:16.000 Those are one of those.

00:11:17.000 Those could be those ones that are real, but they look fake.

00:11:20.000 And then you realize, oh, this is what they based fake tits on.

00:11:23.000 Oh, good point.

00:11:24.000 This is the origin.

00:11:25.000 You're seeing ground zero of boobies.

00:11:28.000 Anyway, the previous one was a six.

00:11:29.000 These I'm going to give like a nine.

00:11:34.000 Budweiser has the best.

00:11:37.000 This fake shit is ruining this whole thing.

00:11:39.000 Just play this.

00:11:40.000 I don't know if there's a fake.

00:11:42.000 I don't know what those are.

00:11:43.000 Fives.

00:11:45.000 That looks great and real.

00:11:47.000 That's a real woman.

00:11:48.000 You know, you could really romp around with her.

00:11:51.000 I'm going to give those a nine.

00:11:56.000 Sea thief to get out of the beer on the wall.

00:11:59.000 Those are fun.

00:12:00.000 Those are like sevens, Miss Chang.

00:12:08.000 Kind of hard to see what's going on there.

00:12:09.000 Expect ratio is horrendous.

00:12:12.000 Yeah, you kind of screwed this.

00:12:13.000 My cousin sent this to me from Scotland, and they're not big on technology.

00:12:17.000 And he sent the way they send you a meme, too, is they send you the file.

00:12:21.000 So that's why I had to send it to you like that.

00:12:23.000 I don't have a link.

00:12:24.000 This is like a 60-megabyte email he sent me.

00:12:28.000 Thanks, Glenn.

00:12:31.000 Those are fantastic.

00:12:32.000 What a fun romp she would be.

00:12:33.000 Let's give those an 8.5.

00:12:38.000 Needless to say, I would.

00:12:41.000 See, you like them to be a little bit funny.

00:12:44.000 So those are 8.9s.

00:12:47.000 Keep going.

00:12:48.000 Pretty impressed as he handed me an ice cold beer from a chest and said nothing.

00:12:54.000 8s.

00:12:55.000 I'm too biased here.

00:12:56.000 I want to just give them all 10s.

00:12:59.000 Those are obscured, by the way.

00:13:02.000 Those are fun and weird.

00:13:05.000 Different?

00:13:05.000 They're very 70s.

00:13:06.000 Those are the definitions of 100%.

00:13:07.000 Why are tits different in different decades?

00:13:09.000 Why can you spot a 50s tit, a 60s tit, a 70s tit?

00:13:13.000 Diet?

00:13:14.000 Is that diet?

00:13:15.000 Is it the amount of milk we drink?

00:13:16.000 I mean, hormones, diet.

00:13:17.000 What the fuck?

00:13:18.000 Back in the day, I don't know.

00:13:19.000 And that weird seam in the middle.

00:13:20.000 Like, you don't see that anymore.

00:13:22.000 Oh, yeah.

00:13:23.000 They're farther apart now.

00:13:24.000 Tits have been separating.

00:13:25.000 Where are they going to be in 2030?

00:13:27.000 Just hanging under your armpits?

00:13:29.000 Yeah, basically.

00:13:31.000 Dear biologists, why are tits traveling?

00:13:34.000 Last Trump.

00:13:35.000 You're fired.

00:13:36.000 Wow.

00:13:37.000 The guy who makes the tits are fired?

00:13:39.000 I don't know.

00:13:40.000 I think I'm fired.

00:13:41.000 I don't think he's enjoying this segment.

00:13:43.000 I see.

00:13:50.000 Those are asymmetrical, which can be kind of fun too, but I'm afraid we're going to go with the sixth on those.

00:13:58.000 Yeah.

00:13:59.000 You have two beautiful tits, but they're from different people.

00:14:03.000 Pick a tit lady.

00:14:04.000 Boo, ones.

00:14:05.000 Look at those ridiculous cartoon balls.

00:14:08.000 Those are fake.

00:14:09.000 Yeah.

00:14:10.000 They're just dumb.

00:14:12.000 What am I supposed to do with those when we fornicate?

00:14:14.000 Like, shake them around?

00:14:15.000 It looks like she's laying down.

00:14:17.000 They're just dumb.

00:14:19.000 Dumb tits.

00:14:20.000 Those look pretty real.

00:14:23.000 I'm going to give those a 6.9.

00:14:25.000 I don't know.

00:14:26.000 Maybe I shouldn't be rating tits.

00:14:27.000 I don't feel like...

00:14:28.000 These are early tits.

00:14:28.000 I don't feel confident in my ratings.

00:14:30.000 It's sort of like some guy showed me his dating app, and I was like, I would just sit here and go, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep, all day.

00:14:40.000 Those are stupid.

00:14:42.000 Get out of here.

00:14:43.000 I think Canada could do better than that.

00:14:45.000 She's obviously pretty, but you know what I mean?

00:14:48.000 Those are fun little silly ones.

00:14:52.000 I can't maybe get rid of it.

00:14:53.000 Where was that from?

00:14:55.000 That was India.

00:14:56.000 You got a lot of people to deal with there.

00:14:58.000 I like little tits, too.

00:15:00.000 Yeah.

00:15:01.000 Those are great, although she's not very hot.

00:15:06.000 Some fun stuff.

00:15:08.000 Whatever.

00:15:09.000 I'm not mad at it.

00:15:11.000 Too weird.

00:15:12.000 Freaking me out.

00:15:12.000 I don't understand.

00:15:14.000 Your tits are scaring me, actually.

00:15:16.000 They look like a face.

00:15:22.000 Cool?

00:15:22.000 That's a winner.

00:15:25.000 Just assume I mean eight if I don't say otherwise.

00:15:29.000 Those are cool.

00:15:32.000 Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

00:15:33.000 How much longer is it?

00:15:35.000 Six more minutes.

00:15:36.000 Really?

00:15:36.000 No, no. 38 seconds.

00:15:38.000 36 seconds.

00:15:39.000 Fantastic, fun.

00:15:42.000 Great.

00:15:43.000 Exquisite.

00:15:46.000 Hard to argue with those.

00:15:48.000 Again, the Australians always look like they're good for a romp.

00:15:50.000 Don't you just want to start wrestling with her?

00:15:53.000 My tit can wrestle you easily.

00:15:57.000 Did I die?

00:15:59.000 Alright, so that's not news.

00:16:01.000 Why did you show us that, Gavin?

00:16:04.000 Because I didn't care about climate change until today, but all of those tits you saw could be obliterated if we don't do something right now.

00:16:12.000 I've been very cynical about climate change up until this moment.

00:16:16.000 And now, all of a sudden, I care.

00:16:18.000 I saw this in the paper today, and it is a major concern.

00:16:23.000 One, two.

00:16:24.000 I don't know what we can do.

00:16:26.000 I guess recycle cups?

00:16:27.000 Yeah, click on the actual article.

00:16:32.000 Well, you're kind of ruining everything.

00:16:35.000 Great tits could be wiped out by climate change in the near future.

00:16:39.000 And if you scroll down, it explains.

00:16:43.000 Oh.

00:16:45.000 Okay, sorry about that.

00:16:47.000 That was a huge mistake.

00:16:50.000 And I just wasted the beginning of the show.

00:16:52.000 I should probably read more than the headline when I'm researching these things.

00:16:58.000 Okay, here's something that is serious.

00:17:01.000 When you hear about people getting prostates, their prostates checked and stuff, I think that's fucking gay.

00:17:07.000 You're sitting there in a hospital or a doctor's office or the hallway of a hospital.

00:17:11.000 Some dude is putting his finger up your ass.

00:17:14.000 Just get prostate cancer.

00:17:15.000 Don't do gay shit.

00:17:17.000 Like get your fucking, get fingers up your butt.

00:17:20.000 And we all hate that that happens, that in a doctor's office today, at a hospital today, right now, some perverted doctor is like, fingering some guy's ass.

00:17:30.000 Well, the good news is someone said, you know what?

00:17:34.000 I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore.

00:17:36.000 And they stood up to this disgusting, veiled homosexual act and they fought back.

00:17:42.000 This is obviously 1-3.

00:17:44.000 You'll notice that I move in chronological order unless I say otherwise.

00:17:48.000 So look at this guy.

00:17:50.000 Finger up the butt, right?

00:17:52.000 And he just says, no, stop it.

00:17:54.000 This is fucking gay.

00:17:56.000 And he takes care of business.

00:17:59.000 Yeah.

00:18:00.000 He beats up the entire hospital.

00:18:04.000 And then that dude over there, who was getting his butt examined, is like, yeah, maybe this is gross.

00:18:10.000 Nurses getting in there.

00:18:15.000 So, my point of showing this video is you don't have to sit and take it.

00:18:18.000 If you think fag shit is going on, get in there.

00:18:21.000 Beat up the hospital.

00:18:22.000 Stop them from doing that shit.

00:18:25.000 Also in the news, equally important, Chrissy Teigen's forehead is big enough to broadcast a movie on.

00:18:36.000 So she could just sit in a chair and John, what's his name, could just project a movie that the kids could just look at that.

00:18:43.000 Look at that thing.

00:18:44.000 She looks like something out of Star Trek.

00:18:46.000 It looks like a species, doesn't it?

00:18:48.000 Like a Klingon.

00:18:49.000 Yeah, like a cool species.

00:18:51.000 Humans get along with them great.

00:18:52.000 Sometimes humans even breed with them.

00:18:55.000 But that does not look like a human forehead.

00:18:57.000 You see, black girls will have this sometimes because they pull their hair back so much.

00:19:01.000 Eventually the hair gives up the fight.

00:19:03.000 But she's half Asian.

00:19:05.000 So I don't see how she ended up in this predicament.

00:19:08.000 Look at that thing.

00:19:12.000 I'm half Asian, half forehead.

00:19:15.000 Wow.

00:19:17.000 Yeah, that is remarkable.

00:19:19.000 Also, you'll notice the news is very fun on today's app.

00:19:24.000 You remember this guy who swore?

00:19:27.000 So when I saw this the first time, I thought, holy shit, he probably found out that, you know, they just showed him pictures of him nude, fucking some prostitute in Las Vegas or something really brutal.

00:19:42.000 Like he's going to jail.

00:19:43.000 He got caught embezzling money.

00:19:46.000 Check out his reaction.

00:19:47.000 This guy must be such a intelligence community.

00:19:52.000 Kin, what have you learned, sir?

00:19:54.000 Oh, shit.

00:19:56.000 Fuck.

00:20:01.000 Okay.

00:20:02.000 So you go, what happened that made him do this?

00:20:06.000 What was the horrible thing?

00:20:07.000 Well, in his apology, he explains what happened.

00:20:10.000 And it's absolutely nothing.

00:20:13.000 So sorry for the profanity I used on the air.

00:20:15.000 I was experiencing some technical difficulties and mistakenly hung up on the control room, though my mic was still on.

00:20:22.000 Perils of playing indoor producer.

00:20:25.000 What a pussy.

00:20:28.000 He's swearing like his life is over and an interview didn't go as planned.

00:20:34.000 That's your life?

00:20:36.000 What a dork.

00:20:39.000 Anyway, do you want to start getting serious?

00:20:42.000 Is that enough jokes?

00:20:43.000 Am I being funny enough?

00:20:44.000 No more jokes.

00:20:45.000 I didn't feel like that.

00:20:46.000 Those were a lot funnier when I wrote them down.

00:20:48.000 I think people enjoy them.

00:20:49.000 Maybe I'm not funny.

00:20:52.000 Maybe I'm as unfunny as a lesbian.

00:20:57.000 I saw this video of two lesbians explaining feminism to me, and I realized it's the least funny thing I've ever seen.

00:21:04.000 Let's go check it out right now, shall we?

00:21:14.000 Hi there.

00:21:16.000 We're here to talk about feminism.

00:21:18.000 What does that mean?

00:21:20.000 It means I'm reading lines in front of me and I've never done this before and I suck at it.

00:21:28.000 It also means that women are equal to men.

00:21:33.000 I'm reading words now in a weird order that doesn't sound like talking.

00:21:38.000 And above all that, the whole thesis of this show seems to be that women should be equal to men.

00:21:45.000 Hey, how is that so radical?

00:21:47.000 It's not, you stupid bitches.

00:21:49.000 You are equal to men.

00:21:51.000 Check out these two lesbians talking like retarded infants.

00:21:59.000 Hey, this is, she said, a space where women talk about stuff.

00:22:03.000 And I'm your host, Cameron Esposito, a woman.

00:22:07.000 As a woman, I know I'm valuable.

00:22:10.000 Dare I say, just as valuable as a man.

00:22:14.000 Who in the lingering fuck thinks that women are not as valuable as men?

00:22:20.000 Conservatives, Republicans, paleoconservatives, neocons, traditionalists, Catholics, Christians, not lefts, all value women more than you.

00:22:34.000 We put them on a pedestal.

00:22:36.000 We say they're not equal.

00:22:37.000 They're better.

00:22:39.000 They're more valuable.

00:22:40.000 They create human life.

00:22:42.000 They shape human life.

00:22:43.000 They freak us out.

00:22:45.000 We think they're magic.

00:22:47.000 You think they're shitty comedians like you.

00:22:51.000 What's with her weird face, dude?

00:22:54.000 And her hair.

00:22:55.000 As a woman, I know I'm valuable.

00:22:57.000 Dare I say just as valuable as a man?

00:22:59.000 Yeah, you dare.

00:23:00.000 Feminism is the social movement that agrees with me.

00:23:04.000 Here's my co-host, Rhea Butcher.

00:23:08.000 Oh, hey, Rhea.

00:23:09.000 What's up?

00:23:10.000 Feminism.

00:23:14.000 That's when she said that?

00:23:15.000 When she went like this?

00:23:16.000 After feminism, I stopped watching and I thought, this is a green screen.

00:23:20.000 I gotta go and watch this with you.

00:23:27.000 Look at this weird little boy.

00:23:30.000 You know, like every time a lesbian tries to become a man, they end up looking like Doogie Hauser.

00:23:35.000 She looks like a genius 13-year-old boy who is already at Harvard.

00:23:40.000 He skipped right through high school.

00:23:42.000 He did three grades in one year.

00:23:44.000 He's a prodigy.

00:23:47.000 You're not a dude, and you're apparently not a woman.

00:23:50.000 I guess you're trans.

00:23:52.000 You're transitioning from little boy to littler boy.

00:23:56.000 Feminism.

00:23:57.000 What is your destiny?

00:23:58.000 Feminism.

00:23:59.000 Feminism is the belief in the political, social, and economic equality of the sexes.

00:24:04.000 Wait a minute.

00:24:04.000 Do you mean like...

00:24:05.000 Wait, wait, what's with the tone here?

00:24:08.000 Equality of the sexes.

00:24:10.000 Who are you?

00:24:11.000 You look like a kids in the hall character.

00:24:14.000 Social, and economic equality of the sexes.

00:24:17.000 Wait a minute.

00:24:18.000 Do you mean like...

00:24:19.000 Wait, no one talks like that.

00:24:20.000 No one on earth talks like that.

00:24:23.000 Hey, man, what you been doing?

00:24:24.000 I woke up, went to the gym, got in my car, and went to the studio.

00:24:29.000 Like they'd go, oh, this person's severely autistic.

00:24:32.000 Thank God they can feed themselves and have a normal life.

00:24:35.000 Like when someone talks like that, you go, you can do it, champ.

00:24:39.000 Remember to shower.

00:24:40.000 I've heard that about, you know, both mentally retarded people and severely autistic people.

00:24:45.000 They do live at home.

00:24:47.000 They can do their bills.

00:24:48.000 They can, they make brownies for dinner and stuff like that, but they sort of live.

00:24:51.000 But you've got to keep going.

00:24:52.000 Did you shower?

00:24:53.000 Did you shower?

00:24:54.000 They keep forgetting to shower.

00:24:55.000 Apparently, that's the word on the street with special people.

00:24:58.000 Political, social, and economic equality of the sexes.

00:25:02.000 Wait a minute.

00:25:02.000 Do you mean like feminists believe that men and women are equal?

00:25:06.000 Yes.

00:25:08.000 This is like cable access kids show stuff.

00:25:12.000 This is how they talk on Barney the Dinosaur.

00:25:16.000 This is romper room.

00:25:18.000 That's accurate.

00:25:19.000 Sometimes I feel like feminism gets a bad rap because people think that just these two are in a relationship.

00:25:27.000 They spend hundreds of hours together.

00:25:29.000 I think they're fucking married.

00:25:31.000 Can you guys not have a normal rapport?

00:25:33.000 Like just talk about what you think feminism is.

00:25:36.000 As lesbians, I'm sure it's the only thing you know about.

00:25:39.000 It's like asking a fucking Scientologist about L. Ron Hubbard.

00:25:43.000 So just riff on it, ladies.

00:25:45.000 It's your area of expertise.

00:25:46.000 I bet you both did it in school.

00:25:48.000 I bet you both have degrees in women's studies.

00:25:51.000 How are you doing this awkward, weird verbiage?

00:25:55.000 This fucking, this bombastic nomenclature.

00:26:00.000 Feminism is about women being better than men.

00:26:03.000 But in reality, feminism is just about equality.

00:26:06.000 Look at all these equal signs: equal signs, equal signs, equal signs.

00:26:09.000 Men, women, equal men, women, equal men, women, equal.

00:26:12.000 You are equal, you stupid cow.

00:26:13.000 How about this?

00:26:14.000 Start out your show with a crystal clear example of how women are not equal to men.

00:26:20.000 I presume they'd say, well, women don't have rights to their own bodies because you can't get an abortion.

00:26:26.000 I wish that was the case.

00:26:28.000 And no one has the right to go kill someone.

00:26:30.000 Bloods do not have the rights to kill crips.

00:26:32.000 So you first have to argue that it's not a life if you want to say that it's just a choice for your body.

00:26:37.000 Because I don't care where the human being is.

00:26:39.000 You're not allowed to fucking kill it.

00:26:41.000 That's a complex argument, though.

00:26:43.000 I'll give you that.

00:26:44.000 And I've seen a lot of very interesting debates about abortion.

00:26:47.000 We study them in school, actually, in women's studies.

00:26:51.000 And I think I remember in women's studies, it was Marvin Glass was our professor, and he was the head of the Canadian Communist Party.

00:26:57.000 No, I'm not exaggerating.

00:26:58.000 And he had this big, long analogy about what if you woke up one day and there's a pianist, like a piano player, in your house, and you just had to live with him.

00:27:08.000 And you couldn't get rid of him.

00:27:09.000 He was the world's greatest piano player.

00:27:11.000 And if you got kicked him out of the house, he'd die.

00:27:14.000 Should you be able to kick him out of the house?

00:27:15.000 I think that was the rough analogy.

00:27:17.000 And I remember as a kid, as an 18-year-old in college going, he should die, just like babies.

00:27:23.000 Do I get an A-plus?

00:27:24.000 And now I look back in retrospect and go, oh, well, if he's going to die outside, yeah, you got a piano player as a roommate.

00:27:31.000 Free music.

00:27:36.000 Maria.

00:27:37.000 That's the guy from Terminator 2.

00:27:40.000 That's the same guy.

00:27:42.000 No, that guy's got masculinity.

00:27:44.000 This is a little boy.

00:27:46.000 Like, I want to hang out with this little boy and teach him how to get laid.

00:27:50.000 Wait, I don't mean a little boy.

00:27:51.000 You know what I mean.

00:27:52.000 Teach him how to talk to girls.

00:27:53.000 Feminist?

00:27:54.000 Yes, I am a feminist.

00:27:56.000 I'm a feminist, too.

00:27:57.000 Congratulations.

00:27:58.000 Thank you.

00:27:59.000 Why are you a feminist?

00:28:01.000 I mean, feminism is important to me personally because...

00:28:04.000 Stop.

00:28:04.000 Why do they keep talking to the camera in a talk show?

00:28:07.000 I don't understand that.

00:28:09.000 I was raised by a single mother, and I saw her work really hard at a job and take care of a whole family by herself.

00:28:15.000 What did you get from that that has to do with feminism?

00:28:18.000 Well, I know that now there's like a huge wage gap, which is the percentage of money that men earn versus what women earn.

00:28:26.000 The wage gap.

00:28:28.000 That old cliche.

00:28:30.000 I think this might be because they're in LA and everyone in L.A. is stupid.

00:28:35.000 So you can say the wage gap there and people go, oh yeah, I've heard loose things about that.

00:28:40.000 What is it again?

00:28:41.000 It's that women make 75 cents on the dollar.

00:28:44.000 Really?

00:28:44.000 Like, even her mom was a waitress?

00:28:47.000 Female waitresses do way better than male waiters, especially when they're hot and sexy.

00:28:52.000 And the wage gap, I won't bore you guys with it.

00:28:54.000 You know the whole story.

00:28:55.000 Women make more money than men until they have kids.

00:28:57.000 Eventually, they end up making less than men because they're less ambitious.

00:29:00.000 They would rather be home with the family.

00:29:02.000 Remember my fucking Tamara Holder thing on Fox on Hannity that went super viral and people still come up to me on the street to talk about it?

00:29:09.000 It's just intuitive.

00:29:10.000 We all knew this before the data showed up.

00:29:12.000 Then the data showed up and we went, oh shit, yeah, my suspicions are confirmed.

00:29:18.000 If women were cheaper for the same amount of work, then they would fucking, we'd all hire them.

00:29:25.000 And also, women take bullshit in college for the most part.

00:29:29.000 They take like speech pathology and mass comm and what I took, which is English.

00:29:34.000 Total, those are not lucrative pursuits.

00:29:36.000 STEM is a lucrative pursuit, and women tend not to choose STEM.

00:29:40.000 Now, I think that's genetic.

00:29:42.000 I think men have more testosterone.

00:29:44.000 Testosterone is a concentration drug, and I think that tends to be more lucrative.

00:29:48.000 Look at what these dumb bitches chose.

00:29:50.000 Comedy.

00:29:51.000 And the only reason they have careers is because of affirmative action, social justice comedy.

00:29:56.000 That's why these two have a show.

00:29:58.000 If these were men, can you imagine how badly they'd be mocked for this piece of shit?

00:30:02.000 It's literally a shit show.

00:30:05.000 So like, what does a woman earn to do the same job as a man?

00:30:08.000 Typically, women make about 71% of what men make.

00:30:12.000 But if you factor in race, the gap is even bigger.

00:30:14.000 White women on average make 78% of what a white man makes.

00:30:18.000 And a Latino woman on average makes 54% of what a white man makes.

00:30:22.000 Yeah.

00:30:24.000 Yeah.

00:30:25.000 This is a dangerous area to tread as a feminist.

00:30:28.000 In a free country, in a free market where everyone basically gets paid what they're worth.

00:30:33.000 Yes, there's old money.

00:30:34.000 There's lottery winners.

00:30:35.000 There's exceptions.

00:30:36.000 But you're in a meritocracy.

00:30:37.000 So when you start saying, these might as well be IQ tests, you might as well say Latin women score less on IQ tests.

00:30:44.000 You're basically saying they're less good at working.

00:30:47.000 They're less good at high-paying jobs like chemistry and engineering and technology and mathematics.

00:30:54.000 Careful with the data.

00:30:58.000 It's almost like things are stacked against women and we need like an overarching word that could help us to be treated equally.

00:31:06.000 Wait a minute.

00:31:07.000 I think I'm describing feminism.

00:31:10.000 But are there any other ways in which women are like not equal to men right now in our world?

00:31:15.000 Yeah, Cameron, did you know that only 20% of Congress is women?

00:31:20.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:31:22.000 Women are underrepresented in politics.

00:31:25.000 That's because it's a fucking time-consuming job where you can't be with your family.

00:31:30.000 You're gone for months at a time.

00:31:32.000 Most politicians in D.C. have two homes.

00:31:35.000 They have their apartment in D.C. and then their house in Virginia.

00:31:38.000 They're gone for months and months and months.

00:31:40.000 Women tend not to like that.

00:31:42.000 It's also about power and a huge part of it is ego.

00:31:46.000 They tend to have male traits.

00:31:48.000 That's why.

00:31:50.000 And by the way, this whole like women are treated badly.

00:31:52.000 You're the majority of the world's population.

00:31:56.000 You're the boss.

00:31:57.000 You're in charge.

00:32:00.000 Women?

00:32:00.000 So as women, we live in a society that's not created by men.

00:32:07.000 You know, I've noticed this.

00:32:08.000 Stop.

00:32:08.000 I've noticed this with the left, where they'll do this shit, where they talk like children.

00:32:16.000 For example, with the masks, I heard.

00:32:18.000 Let me make this very simple for you.

00:32:21.000 If you're not wearing pants and you go pee, you can spray pee on everything.

00:32:27.000 If I'm wearing pants and you're wearing pants, then the pee stays in your pants and you don't get any pee on me.

00:32:33.000 If I'm wearing no pants, and he did this whole pants analogy about peeing your pants, or the other thing they do is they're like, Let me explain it to you.

00:32:42.000 If Johnny has eight building blocks and Joey has one building block, don't you think it makes sense for Johnny to give Joey some building blocks and they can both play?

00:32:52.000 And you go, wow, your brain is so facile that you have to go back to kindergarten for your system to make any sense.

00:33:03.000 Johnny busted his ass for those eight blocks.

00:33:05.000 Joey's third generation welfare.

00:33:07.000 Sorry, Joey, you don't get any more blocks.

00:33:09.000 And this sort of, this is another major logical flaw with these fucking dunce bags is they look at the outcomes.

00:33:18.000 Chinese people aren't in the NBA.

00:33:21.000 Only 2% of the NBA is Chinese.

00:33:24.000 Ergo, the NBA, is anti-Chinese.

00:33:28.000 You can't just look at the outcomes and assume there's some sort of grand master plan there.

00:33:32.000 Sorry, ladies, we're not controlling your outcomes.

00:33:36.000 You are.

00:33:40.000 So it's almost like even if you don't realize that you're being affected by this, it affects everyone.

00:33:45.000 Like, for instance, if you're a woman and you're a young woman, you don't have a job yet, maybe someday this will affect you the way that you're paid.

00:33:50.000 Or like if you're a dude and you have a mom or a sister or you just live in the world and would like women to be treated equally, it's almost like they should care about this.

00:33:58.000 So we've been working at this for a long time and we still have some work to do.

00:34:03.000 Look at late night television.

00:34:04.000 There are currently no female late night hosts.

00:34:07.000 I think we have things to say and space in this world.

00:34:11.000 And that's what this show is for.

00:34:13.000 I think we have things to say in space in this world.

00:34:15.000 She's disappointed, right, that there are not more female talk show hosts as she delivers the worst possible talk show imaginable.

00:34:24.000 This is the worst thing I've ever seen.

00:34:27.000 And I have kids, so I've watched 14 years now of kids' shows with my various other kids going through their Nickelodeon phase.

00:34:36.000 You ever see a kid's sitcom?

00:34:38.000 It's brutal.

00:34:40.000 It's shocking how bad it is, but they have to overact because kids like that oversell.

00:34:45.000 This is a child's oversell, and she's mad that she doesn't have a talk show.

00:34:49.000 And it's ironic that she's putting herself in a TV when she's already on TV and eating shit at it.

00:34:55.000 She eats the poo-poo all over the place.

00:35:00.000 But I think there could be more shows like this.

00:35:02.000 Plus, this shows.

00:35:02.000 This does look like the other one, her name should be Kyle.

00:35:09.000 No offense to Kyle's out there.

00:35:10.000 Some of my best friends are Kyle.

00:35:12.000 Actually, my best friend is a Kyle.

00:35:14.000 Or Jared Holt.

00:35:15.000 My brother.

00:35:15.000 Seems like a good name.

00:35:18.000 I think there could be more shit.

00:35:19.000 Jared Holt.

00:35:19.000 Yeah, he does look like a Jared.

00:35:21.000 He does.

00:35:22.000 Yes, he does.

00:35:24.000 Is that a he?

00:35:24.000 What's your pronouns, dude?

00:35:26.000 You look like a fucking nerd.

00:35:28.000 You look like a snitch.

00:35:29.000 He looks like the guy runs to the teacher and tells that you guys were putting firecrackers in a frog.

00:35:37.000 Plus, this shows me a snitch.

00:35:38.000 I'm like five minutes long.

00:35:40.000 Very short.

00:35:41.000 I'm a feminist because I'm a stand-up comic.

00:35:43.000 I work in a male-dominated field.

00:35:45.000 And although I feel...

00:35:47.000 Why is comedy dominated by males?

00:35:50.000 Because men have to be funny to win.

00:35:53.000 All women have to do is be a six to a ten.

00:35:58.000 Fives, you know, you see a woman at Walmart who's 650 pounds.

00:36:02.000 She's with a dude.

00:36:03.000 A dude fucks her.

00:36:04.000 Maybe these fatties are great at BJs.

00:36:06.000 I don't quite understand it.

00:36:08.000 But that's all women have to do.

00:36:09.000 Men, we're not, this is not fucking selling any, this is not a male model.

00:36:15.000 I'm not David Beckham.

00:36:16.000 So I got to get out there and shuck and jive and make you laugh.

00:36:19.000 That's been going on for generations.

00:36:21.000 That's been going on since we were little kids.

00:36:22.000 Hey, ladies, what's going on?

00:36:24.000 Here's a funny joke.

00:36:27.000 So that's why comedy is male-dominated.

00:36:30.000 It's not sexism.

00:36:31.000 In fact, one of the things I love about comedy, before it was ruined by cunts like these two, it used to be a total meritocracy.

00:36:38.000 It's a very weird gift.

00:36:39.000 I'd say maybe 5% of the population is funny.

00:36:42.000 Out of that 5%, 4% are male, 1% are female.

00:36:46.000 And there's genuinely hilarious people out there.

00:36:48.000 I think Tina Faye is one of the greatest TV writers of all time.

00:36:50.000 But we don't need to dwell on the few women who are actually funny.

00:36:56.000 We've had them on the show a million times.

00:36:58.000 But this, it used to be like skateboarding.

00:37:01.000 If you go to a skate park, they don't care if you're an albino, if you're fucking nine feet tall and 400 pounds, if you're black, white.

00:37:08.000 They don't give a shit because it's such a hard thing to do that everyone is very polite.

00:37:13.000 They get out of your way.

00:37:14.000 Even little kids who are learning.

00:37:15.000 I used to bring my middle boy there when he was about six.

00:37:18.000 And so he's taken up space.

00:37:20.000 And they want to go do a trick.

00:37:21.000 And there he is on a ramp going up and then down, not even doing anything on the little quarter pipe thing.

00:37:27.000 And they give him space because they were there too.

00:37:29.000 And they're just working on their fucking ollie kick flips and their Ollie McTwists or whatever the kids are up to.

00:37:35.000 They're boneless ones and their hand plants.

00:37:38.000 But it's such a meritocracy there that there's no judgment.

00:37:42.000 It's the same with boxing.

00:37:44.000 You know, they'll spar with anyone.

00:37:46.000 It's so hard to get punched in the head and be strategic at the same time that there's no judgment going on.

00:37:51.000 And that used to be comedy.

00:37:52.000 Those used to be three areas of total meritocracy.

00:37:56.000 Now we just have boxing and skateboarding.

00:37:58.000 Comedy's been ruined.

00:37:59.000 And it's been ruined by you, bitch.

00:38:01.000 Here, say something funny.

00:38:04.000 Go.

00:38:05.000 So much support and love for my fellow comics.

00:38:07.000 I also know that sometimes I'm put in positions that they're not put in.

00:38:10.000 So I believe that I am equal to my peers.

00:38:12.000 And I also know that most of my male peers believe they are equal to me.

00:38:17.000 Like, I know they respect me.

00:38:20.000 And so it's just...

00:38:21.000 Why?

00:38:21.000 Why would anyone respect you?

00:38:23.000 You suck.

00:38:25.000 Institutional thing.

00:38:26.000 It's something we need to talk about.

00:38:27.000 We need to talk about how women are making it.

00:38:29.000 So even though this woman goes out, does her terrible comedy and is totally respected by everyone, she goes, I know, look, I know you guys are cool, but it's systemic.

00:38:39.000 It's floating through the cosmos.

00:38:41.000 This is like what they did when Me Too started way back, way back.

00:38:46.000 Like I'm talking five or seven years ago when it just started getting cooking.

00:38:50.000 There was this quid pro quo was sexual harassment, right?

00:38:55.000 And that makes sense.

00:38:55.000 Blow me and you'll get a raise.

00:38:58.000 That's illegal.

00:38:59.000 I don't really agree with that.

00:39:01.000 I think you should just quit your job.

00:39:02.000 your boss is an asshole.

00:39:04.000 But anyway, that's illegal, and we all get that one.

00:39:06.000 But then the second one was just allowing for an environment where sexual harassment could exist.

00:39:12.000 So it was like this amorphous gas that's just sort of floating through the workplace, and it's your fault the gas is there.

00:39:18.000 So when they can't come up with concrete examples, they say, oh no, it's systemic.

00:39:22.000 It's a gas.

00:39:22.000 It's a ghost.

00:39:23.000 You can't touch it.

00:39:25.000 Okay, well, fuck you then.

00:39:27.000 I'm not going to run around chasing ghosts.

00:39:29.000 That's Scooby-Doo fare.

00:39:32.000 When we walk down the street at night, we should feel safe.

00:39:35.000 When we go into work at the moment, I don't feel safe in East New York at night.

00:39:39.000 And you're talking about black men, by the way, my dear.

00:39:41.000 So that's twice now you've been racist by accident.

00:39:44.000 Respected.

00:39:45.000 We should be somebody's boss if we work hard enough and have this boss.

00:39:50.000 God, the head of everything is female now.

00:39:52.000 And that's why everything female is tanking.

00:39:55.000 Look at vice.

00:39:56.000 Those are the things I believe.

00:39:58.000 And those things make me a feminist.

00:40:00.000 Not only are women equal to men, but men are also equal to women.

00:40:05.000 We absolutely believe.

00:40:08.000 I hope I'm not equal to this shit.

00:40:11.000 Believe that.

00:40:11.000 And now, how about a final word?

00:40:13.000 The great thing about feminism is that anyone can be a feminist.

00:40:17.000 Any race, any age, any sex or gender.

00:40:20.000 And that includes you.

00:40:21.000 Hey, thanks for watching She Said.

00:40:23.000 You can follow me on Twitter at at CameronSpace.

00:40:26.000 That was four minutes of a talk show with absolutely...

00:40:29.000 Whoa, what?

00:40:30.000 Are they different species?

00:40:31.000 What the fuck?

00:40:32.000 What just happened there?

00:40:34.000 Is she in the foreground?

00:40:38.000 They're clearly not sharing hats.

00:40:41.000 Holy shit.

00:40:42.000 Look at that.

00:40:43.000 Two different species.

00:40:44.000 This is like Homo sapien and Neanderthal.

00:40:47.000 Who knew two humans could have such different bone structure?

00:40:51.000 This Kyle is a fucking beast.

00:40:54.000 Kyle's 10 feet tall.

00:40:56.000 Go back.

00:40:59.000 And that includes you.

00:41:00.000 Hey, thanks for watching She Said.

00:41:02.000 You can follow me on Twitter at at Cameron Espazier.

00:41:05.000 And I'm at Rio Butcher.

00:41:07.000 Tweeted us.

00:41:08.000 We'd love to hear from you.

00:41:09.000 We really would.

00:41:11.000 To watch more, click here.

00:41:12.000 Oh, another final word.

00:41:14.000 We'd love to hear from you.

00:41:15.000 We really would.

00:41:16.000 That was so fucking grim.

00:41:19.000 That looked like one of those videos where the employees at a meat packing plant decided to do a rap together to promote Lewis meats.

00:41:26.000 Jesus Christ, ladies, the reason you're not getting paid as much as other people is not because you're a woman.

00:41:33.000 It's because you saw.

00:41:35.000 Since a little beast, since a little hoe, I love the way you walk, love the way you talk.

00:41:38.000 Little young nigga come play in your throat.

00:41:40.000 Deep soak your throat till I make you choke.

00:41:43.000 You stroke your throat till I make you choke.

00:41:46.000 Little little nigga come play in your throat.

00:41:48.000 And that woman who got in the car accident was listening to that song.

00:41:52.000 Yeah.

00:41:52.000 Just going, hmm.

00:41:53.000 I wish someone would write a song about my blowjobs.

00:41:56.000 I think I'm going to crash into a bus.

00:41:59.000 Imagine being a guy listening to that song about another man using his dick.

00:42:03.000 Yeah.

00:42:04.000 Well, that happened to my brother once.

00:42:06.000 There was a song by, what was his name?

00:42:08.000 Yeah, I love this.

00:42:09.000 Big Pimp or something.

00:42:12.000 The Puerto Rican rapper from the Bronx.

00:42:14.000 Oh, Big Pun?

00:42:15.000 Big Pun.

00:42:17.000 And he's like, where are my bitches with the big tits or something?

00:42:20.000 And then we're with the big fat asses.

00:42:23.000 And then the woman sing the chorus, where my niggas with the big dicks.

00:42:27.000 And it's like a back and forth.

00:42:29.000 And my brother caught himself like turning the car.

00:42:31.000 He's like, where are my niggas with the big dicks?

00:42:34.000 Ah.

00:42:36.000 Fuck did I just say?

00:42:37.000 Let's see, Ria.

00:42:39.000 Let's see their comedy.

00:42:41.000 Okay.

00:42:42.000 Because they're obviously out of their element.

00:42:44.000 Maybe they.

00:42:45.000 Am I looking or is that a link?

00:42:46.000 No, there's no link.

00:42:47.000 Carmen Esposito.

00:42:49.000 So this is a woman who is a professional stand-up comedian, Amy Poehler, who is funny, by the way.

00:42:54.000 Her stand-up is good.

00:42:56.000 Now, half her jokes are stolen, but let's see how funny this woman is.

00:43:00.000 And if it's on YouTube, right, then it's like, this is my polished, top-quality shit.

00:43:06.000 Like, this is what my people put out.

00:43:08.000 This is me on Adjust for Last.

00:43:12.000 This is me basically doing my greatest hits.

00:43:14.000 Do the top one.

00:43:16.000 So this is Conan.

00:43:17.000 You spend your whole life getting to Conan, as far as a stand-up goes.

00:43:20.000 And this is it.

00:43:21.000 This is where you do all your hits.

00:43:23.000 These jokes might be six years old, but they are the things that always work for her.

00:43:27.000 Knock it out of the park, Esposito, you weird midget.

00:43:32.000 It is so good to be here with Conan and Andy and you.

00:43:38.000 Yes!

00:43:39.000 I'm so insincere.

00:43:40.000 It is also so good to be in 2020.

00:43:45.000 For me personally, really good to be in 2020.

00:43:48.000 2019, not the best year of my life.

00:43:51.000 I got divorced in 2019.

00:43:53.000 From a woman?

00:43:54.000 Oh, thank you.

00:43:55.000 Thank you.

00:43:56.000 And a couple claps.

00:44:01.000 You know, I will say...

00:44:03.000 This is a horror movie.

00:44:05.000 W-H-O-R-E.

00:44:08.000 It does make me a bit of a pioneer.

00:44:10.000 You know, a gay divorcee.

00:44:11.000 We haven't even had that long enough to realize that it rhymes.

00:44:16.000 That's hilarious.

00:44:17.000 We could have been laughing about that for a longer period of time, but we didn't have our rights, was really the main obstacle.

00:44:24.000 Apparently it didn't work out.

00:44:25.000 Great.

00:44:25.000 You told us you need to get married.

00:44:27.000 Your love is just as valid.

00:44:28.000 And how long were you married for, Cameron?

00:44:31.000 I'm guessing like two years.

00:44:35.000 That's the elephant in the room with these bitches, too.

00:44:37.000 Gay divorce is through the fucking roof.

00:44:42.000 And they must be freaking out, too, because they must have to pay alimony.

00:44:46.000 And alimony was invented because Nona's stirring the spaghetti and then he dumps her for some young chicken.

00:44:53.000 All she knows is feeding kids.

00:44:54.000 Now she has to feed the kids with no money?

00:44:56.000 No, you pay her.

00:44:57.000 You made her have babies.

00:44:58.000 You pay for the babies.

00:44:59.000 But gays are like, what?

00:45:01.000 No one was making any spaghetti sauce.

00:45:03.000 We went out for dinner every night.

00:45:05.000 Why do I have to pay?

00:45:07.000 It's what you signed up for, you dunce.

00:45:12.000 This is tough for me to admit to you as an artist, but my parents are together.

00:45:23.000 My folks are together.

00:45:24.000 I come from a stable home.

00:45:25.000 Why am I doing this?

00:45:27.000 My folks are love.

00:45:29.000 They're best friends.

00:45:31.000 They've been together for 50 years.

00:45:33.000 Their bodies are morphing so they look more like each other every day.

00:45:37.000 They share one.

00:45:38.000 Sympathy laughs.

00:45:41.000 If you said to me that your parents said, my parents have been together for 50 years.

00:45:45.000 If I said to you that their bodies are starting to morph together, they've been together so long, you'd go like this.

00:45:51.000 You wouldn't go, classic Gav.

00:45:55.000 Classic Gav.

00:45:57.000 Okay, so that's a shit show.

00:45:58.000 And I'm almost interested enough to look up how long she was married.

00:46:02.000 We know it was a short amount of time.

00:46:04.000 But let's see, Rhea Butcher, right?

00:46:08.000 Her...

00:46:09.000 Wait, was that her ex?

00:46:11.000 Did she do a video with her divorced, her ex-wife?

00:46:16.000 This was in March.

00:46:18.000 And when was that video made?

00:46:20.000 Holy spokies, maybe you're right.

00:46:22.000 Let's look it up.

00:46:25.000 I'm faster on my phone.

00:46:28.000 But look up her stand-up while I look up that.

00:46:30.000 Okay.

00:46:32.000 Cam meet up with Hillbillies.

00:46:39.000 Thanks, you guys.

00:46:40.000 My name is Rhea Butcher.

00:46:43.000 It's not a fake name.

00:46:45.000 For diarrhea?

00:46:46.000 That's true.

00:46:46.000 Okay, so she was married to her.

00:46:47.000 I nailed it.

00:46:49.000 She was married to Kyle here for three years.

00:46:52.000 So they just ended it.

00:46:54.000 2015 to 2018.

00:46:56.000 So that video I showed you, that was new.

00:46:59.000 So she was doing it with her ex.

00:47:01.000 What?

00:47:02.000 They were telling us how they deserve everything that we have, and then we gave them what we have, and they fucked it up.

00:47:08.000 What is she dressed in?

00:47:10.000 Was it sitting on the counter?

00:47:11.000 Is she a farmer's accountant?

00:47:13.000 What is she wearing?

00:47:14.000 Are you working class?

00:47:16.000 Is that what your jacket is?

00:47:17.000 Do you split wood all day?

00:47:20.000 Were you working on your transmission, you tranny?

00:47:25.000 It's not a fake name.

00:47:27.000 It's funny because it's true.

00:47:28.000 Nope.

00:47:29.000 I'm butcher than all of you.

00:47:33.000 I like buy a lot, too.

00:47:34.000 I'm really bringing it tonight.

00:47:35.000 That's okay.

00:47:36.000 That's mildly nice.

00:47:37.000 When I got to my hotel earlier, the valet came running out and he was out of breath.

00:47:41.000 He was like, oh my God.

00:47:42.000 Oh, thank God you're here.

00:47:45.000 We have a bunch of manual transmission cars.

00:47:47.000 Hey, yeah, that's the joke I just did.

00:47:49.000 Yeah.

00:47:50.000 And none of us can drive them.

00:47:52.000 Please help us.

00:47:53.000 And I was like, how many you got?

00:47:55.000 Ten?

00:47:56.000 I'll do two at a time.

00:47:57.000 Let's get this thing done.

00:47:59.000 That never happened and never would happen in a billion years.

00:48:02.000 No one thinks you look like a tough guy.

00:48:05.000 No one thinks you're a mechanic.

00:48:07.000 I just said your joke sarcastically 20 seconds before you opened your fucking gay little 12-year-old boy mouth.

00:48:14.000 I love having this last name, butcher, because I am a lifetime vegetarian.

00:48:21.000 Okay, that's not the thing.

00:48:24.000 My name's Gavin McInnes, which sounds like Guinness, but I don't really drink Guinness that much.

00:48:28.000 I'm more of a bud guy.

00:48:31.000 Okay, Topsy-Turvy Town.

00:48:33.000 Robert Plant eats meat.

00:48:35.000 I'm actually Japanese and Puerto Rican, so my last name is Ketsu Rivera.

00:48:43.000 One of them is a middle name, to be fair.

00:48:45.000 It's not what you'd expect.

00:48:47.000 I'm the kind of guy who has sushi with my burrito.

00:48:53.000 So yeah.

00:48:55.000 If Taco Bell ever sells sushi, I'll be the first in line.

00:48:58.000 But don't go there.

00:48:59.000 They'll probably give you diarrhea.

00:49:04.000 Things about me.

00:49:06.000 Sure.

00:49:07.000 I've had that irony my entire life, but not too much iron in my diet.

00:49:11.000 Just very...

00:49:12.000 Oh, my God.

00:49:13.000 These are joke book jokes.

00:49:15.000 Honestly, don't even know how I'm standing here right now.

00:49:18.000 My muscles are just made out of sunflower seeds and hope.

00:49:23.000 Mildly okay.

00:49:24.000 Do you see the pain in the eyes?

00:49:27.000 Are just made out of sunflower seeds and hope.

00:49:31.000 Oh no.

00:49:32.000 I can't.

00:49:32.000 That was sad.

00:49:33.000 The delivery is.

00:49:34.000 What does she sound exactly like?

00:49:37.000 She sounds like Ellen.

00:49:39.000 Yeah, like Ellen and a little bit like Bonnie McFarland.

00:49:41.000 Is there a lesbian larynx?

00:49:44.000 Made out of sunflower seeds and hope.

00:49:47.000 Sunflower seeds and hope.

00:49:49.000 I can't wear a Fitbit.

00:49:50.000 It just counts wishes.

00:49:54.000 I don't get that.

00:49:55.000 It's pointless.

00:49:56.000 I stayed a vegetarian because I like animals a lot.

00:49:59.000 I still love them.

00:50:00.000 Which is so silly because if I ran into a lion and I was like, hey, I think you're cool, that lion would not care.

00:50:06.000 Yeah, that's...

00:50:07.000 But I do like animals, so I decided.

00:50:09.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:50:09.000 That's enough.

00:50:10.000 That's enough.

00:50:10.000 I zoned out.

00:50:15.000 What was that like?

00:50:16.000 That was like watching a woman chop wood.

00:50:19.000 It's like being wood.

00:50:20.000 Remember Samantha B's awesome, hilarious sketch about how to chop wood?

00:50:25.000 How much wood would a wood chop wood if a wood chop was Samantha B?

00:50:29.000 It was like, I'm not very strong.

00:50:31.000 I'm not good at chopping wood.

00:50:32.000 And I'm watching it going, I know.

00:50:34.000 I've met you a few times.

00:50:35.000 You're a small lady who used to be kind of funny.

00:50:39.000 I've hung out with her and her family.

00:50:40.000 Fun times.

00:50:41.000 Cool people, believe it or not.

00:50:43.000 And then politics.

00:50:44.000 It's when people get into politics that shouldn't be getting into politics.

00:50:48.000 Tucker always says, if you care about something irrationally, then you shouldn't be writing about it.

00:50:52.000 Tucker's been doing politics his whole life.

00:50:54.000 So when he talks about it, he's like, this is fucked up.

00:50:56.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:50:57.000 These lunatics are maniacal.

00:51:00.000 Survive and thrive while also social distancing.

00:51:02.000 This is being at home.

00:51:06.000 I wonder if it's too easy than being happy.

00:51:11.000 Oh, when was this made?

00:51:13.000 We've been doing March 18th.

00:51:16.000 Get it?

00:51:16.000 I'm not strong.

00:51:21.000 Shit.

00:51:23.000 Oh, you hear that?

00:51:25.000 That's the sound of March 18th, 2020.

00:51:30.000 Guess who he's going to come crying to?

00:51:32.000 We've been doing this for a long ass time.

00:51:34.000 Which brings us to our COVID section of the show.

00:51:39.000 My friend Paul's prediction, Proud Boy Paul, is something I now wish I stole because it's looking like it's going to be a thing.

00:51:49.000 Remember, I'm over to 2.5 now.

00:51:52.000 Paul said when Biden gets in, he's going to shut down the entire country for two months.

00:51:57.000 So I guess that's January and February.

00:51:59.000 And no one Is going to be allowed to do shit.

00:52:02.000 And then we'll all be unleashed.

00:52:06.000 And COVID's going away naturally.

00:52:07.000 But if he can say, there, I did it.

00:52:10.000 Now the economy will start up again.

00:52:11.000 He can just totally say 24 hours a day, everything's open, everything's rocking.

00:52:15.000 And he'll look like a hero.

00:52:18.000 And then we have Biden COVID advisor says U.S. lockdown of four to six weeks could control pandemic and revive economy.

00:52:25.000 What a fucking scam.

00:52:29.000 So I think he's right.

00:52:31.000 And then we have this Biden advisor.

00:52:35.000 Look, what did the left do?

00:52:36.000 They said COVID's really bad.

00:52:38.000 Use mail-in votes.

00:52:39.000 Oh yeah, look, sorry, that's not what this was.

00:52:41.000 COVID 1984.

00:52:42.000 Biden advisor recommends nationwide lockdown to revive economy.

00:52:49.000 It's not hard, man.

00:52:50.000 I did it myself.

00:52:51.000 I'm so mad at myself because Paul's smart.

00:52:54.000 And what I like to do is steal smart people's predictions.

00:52:58.000 Because they do all the research, all the stuff.

00:53:00.000 And I look at him and I go, hmm, you've been right a few times.

00:53:03.000 You do a lot of reading.

00:53:04.000 I'm stealing your prediction.

00:53:06.000 And I thought, no, I'm not going to put, I'm not going to go out on a limb.

00:53:10.000 I'm not stealing this.

00:53:11.000 I could have been, I could have looked like a prophet.

00:53:14.000 Nostragavis.

00:53:18.000 What's the next one now?

00:53:19.000 2-7?

00:53:21.000 Yeah.

00:53:21.000 Oh, this was funny.

00:53:23.000 Biden's chief of staff has some interesting views on elections.

00:53:26.000 So Biden used COVID to force mail-ins.

00:53:29.000 Mail-ins are great for cheaters, and that's how the two are related.

00:53:35.000 So Vox says 65% of Americans think elections are rigged.

00:53:38.000 His chief of staff goes, that's because they are.

00:53:43.000 In 2014, he said that.

00:53:46.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:53:47.000 They're rigged, and I know how to rig them.

00:53:50.000 That woman in the foreground has strange tits, doesn't she?

00:53:53.000 They look like they've been removed.

00:53:56.000 Removed.

00:53:58.000 They are moving.

00:54:00.000 Yeah.

00:54:00.000 Got to ask those documents.

00:54:01.000 And I heard, actually, I don't have this in the links, but I heard that Biden said, mail-in votes are good.

00:54:05.000 Come on, man.

00:54:07.000 And he wants to use them again, like for another election.

00:54:11.000 When?

00:54:12.000 In four years?

00:54:13.000 Where your second term would come up?

00:54:15.000 You want to use mail-ins again then?

00:54:17.000 They're just really effective.

00:54:19.000 Yeah, they are.

00:54:20.000 As your chief of staff said, they're great for cheaters.

00:54:23.000 What was 2-8?

00:54:24.000 I think that's the same thing.

00:54:27.000 Admits they're fake.

00:54:28.000 2-8.

00:54:30.000 Yeah, that's the same one.

00:54:33.000 All right, let's get back to the beginning here.

00:54:37.000 Fox News is done.

00:54:38.000 We all hate Fox News.

00:54:39.000 Agreed?

00:54:40.000 We agree to dump them.

00:54:41.000 Fuck them.

00:54:42.000 We'll watch Tucker, but that's it.

00:54:46.000 And Dan Bongino put this is 1-7.

00:54:50.000 Dan Bongino put this out.

00:54:54.000 Look at this Chiron.

00:54:56.000 By the way, that's my least favorite word in the English language.

00:54:58.000 Chiron.

00:54:59.000 I even hate the way it's spelled.

00:55:00.000 I think it's C-H-R-Y-O-N.

00:55:02.000 I would be Chryon.

00:55:04.000 The Y comes first.

00:55:05.000 C-H-Y-R-O-N.

00:55:06.000 Ich.

00:55:07.000 Chiron.

00:55:08.000 Maybe if on Scrabble, if I just wanted to unload some letters, I might tolerate it.

00:55:12.000 Otherwise.

00:55:13.000 I thought this was a Chiron.

00:55:15.000 I am a Chiron.

00:55:18.000 Chirons are hot.

00:55:19.000 That's my fetish.

00:55:21.000 Guys would be talking about hot chicks they want to fuck, and I go, I want to fuck a Chiron.

00:55:25.000 What?

00:55:25.000 Blue.

00:55:26.000 Do they even have pussies?

00:55:27.000 Yeah, they have pussies.

00:55:27.000 They're green.

00:55:28.000 They're blue.

00:55:28.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:29.000 And scaly.

00:55:30.000 I'm calling.

00:55:31.000 You just don't look at the pussy or any of them.

00:55:33.000 They have three.

00:55:34.000 But I think you're supposed to fuck the middle one for babies, the one on the right for fun, and then the one on the left to punish them if they don't do the dishes.

00:55:44.000 A punish hole?

00:55:45.000 A punish hole.

00:55:46.000 That's pretty cool.

00:55:47.000 Lie on your back.

00:55:48.000 You're getting your punish hole fucked.

00:55:50.000 That just gave me a boner for you.

00:55:51.000 Write a song about that, B-R-B-Cash.

00:55:54.000 Yeah.

00:55:55.000 Throat babies, punish hole.

00:55:57.000 Throat babies.

00:56:00.000 So look at the lower third here.

00:56:02.000 Fox News confirms George Soros is majority owner of the new social platform Parlor.

00:56:09.000 What?

00:56:10.000 What?

00:56:11.000 That's just a lie.

00:56:14.000 This is a fucking bullshit.

00:56:16.000 And by the way, I don't think Bongino owns Parlor.

00:56:20.000 No, he doesn't.

00:56:22.000 He's a major investor in Parlor.

00:56:24.000 Maybe he has 51% and that's why he says he owns it.

00:56:29.000 By the way, I have been texting John Matzy for, I'd say, two years now, saying, you're going to be so fucking rich.

00:56:37.000 Holy shit, you're going to be rich.

00:56:38.000 Hold on to your ownership.

00:56:39.000 You're going to be rich.

00:56:40.000 So maybe he didn't listen to me and let someone invest 51%.

00:56:44.000 But I've sent him things I want, like various Rolexes, boats, the new tricked out Range Rover with every feature imaginable, a $5,000 driver that has gold in it.

00:56:59.000 Can we trust Matzy?

00:57:01.000 This Matzy guy?

00:57:03.000 Who is he?

00:57:04.000 John Matzy?

00:57:05.000 Yeah.

00:57:05.000 He's the CEO.

00:57:06.000 He's the creator of Parlor.

00:57:07.000 Right.

00:57:07.000 So what do you mean trust?

00:57:10.000 What's he doing?

00:57:10.000 I don't know.

00:57:11.000 What's he got up his sleeve?

00:57:12.000 What are you talking about, Ryan?

00:57:14.000 Show yourself.

00:57:15.000 Do you think he sold it to Soros?

00:57:18.000 No.

00:57:19.000 How do we know we could trust this guy?

00:57:20.000 He doesn't even know who Arnold Schwarzenegger is.

00:57:23.000 Yes, he knows nothing about pop culture.

00:57:24.000 I forgot about that.

00:57:26.000 We were going to have a regular feature where we called him and said things like, who's Questlove?

00:57:31.000 Right.

00:57:31.000 Yeah.

00:57:32.000 Who's Jimmy Fallon?

00:57:33.000 What is twerking?

00:57:34.000 What's Jimmy Fallon?

00:57:35.000 What's Twerking?

00:57:36.000 Who's Marilyn Monroe?

00:57:37.000 Can we get him?

00:57:39.000 Yeah, let's get him on the show.

00:57:41.000 We should get him on the show and do the Soros thing, too.

00:57:43.000 Yeah, do you know who George Soros is?

00:57:46.000 No, is that a fucking movie star?

00:57:47.000 He owns you, bitch.

00:57:50.000 In the Proud Boys news, we have this Million MAGA march that censored.tv will be at.

00:57:55.000 Chilloo.

00:57:56.000 Chilloo.

00:57:57.000 We're going to be there.

00:57:58.000 Caravans of Trump Supporters and Proud Boys are planning to descend on DC this weekend.

00:58:02.000 Descend.

00:58:03.000 Proud Boys will probably be 4% of the people there or less.

00:58:08.000 But the media is pushing it to make it sound extremist because Proud Boys' name is mud.

00:58:13.000 They're Nazis.

00:58:15.000 We don't have to worry about smearing them anymore.

00:58:17.000 We did a great job.

00:58:18.000 So if you can make anything a Proud Boy event, it becomes a Nazi event.

00:58:22.000 Now it has no credibility.

00:58:24.000 So if DC is mobbed, then they go, yeah, it's mobbed with all the Nazis.

00:58:29.000 These are the people we're Trying to get rid of.

00:58:30.000 And then you go, oh, okay, it's stupid.

00:58:32.000 Then I hate it.

00:58:33.000 It's another Charlottesville.

00:58:35.000 But the truth is, it's going to be huge.

00:58:36.000 And it's an Infowars thing.

00:58:38.000 It started, it's Owen Troyer.

00:58:41.000 It started in Austin at the InfoWars office.

00:58:44.000 It's Infowars Vehicles.

00:58:45.000 Yeah.

00:58:46.000 That big tank thing?

00:58:47.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:58:48.000 InfoWars.

00:58:50.000 Which is awesome.

00:58:51.000 That lady will be there.

00:58:52.000 Great.

00:58:52.000 She's going to be there yelling.

00:58:55.000 Daily Mail.

00:58:56.000 Daily Mail is Murdoch, and he is why they're left wing.

00:59:00.000 And Fox News is Murdoch, and they are why it's left wing.

00:59:07.000 I thought this was kind of annoying.

00:59:09.000 This hurt my feelings.

00:59:10.000 I've always said, every time I see a Sikh, I go, you make me Sikh.

00:59:14.000 And they always laugh.

00:59:15.000 And we've always been very pro-Sikh here.

00:59:17.000 Remember the Janta boys or whatever?

00:59:18.000 Velijanta.

00:59:19.000 Velijanta.

00:59:20.000 We're pro-Sikh.

00:59:22.000 We love their religion.

00:59:23.000 It's about beating people up who are being mean.

00:59:25.000 They carry daggers to stab rapists.

00:59:27.000 They're awesome.

00:59:28.000 And we have tons of Sikhs in it, especially the UK.

00:59:31.000 I think one of the top guys at Prowboys UK is a Sikh.

00:59:34.000 He's not like wearing the turban and everything, but that's his background.

00:59:38.000 By the way, the woman who spat in that cop's face has a Sikh name, Singh.

00:59:41.000 They're all named Singh for some reason.

00:59:45.000 And check this out.

00:59:45.000 So the head of the NDP, which is the leftist eco-Green New Deal party in Canada, is Sikh.

00:59:52.000 It's very normal to be Sikh, by the way, in Canada.

00:59:55.000 It's not a thing.

00:59:55.000 Like, no one goes, oh, my word.

00:59:57.000 If you go to the airport, everyone, every single person there checking your passport is Sikh because they like, you know, security type jobs.

01:00:04.000 Because that's their culture.

01:00:05.000 They're the warrior tribe.

01:00:07.000 Earlier this year, the Proud Boys, a right-wing extremist group that promotes white supremacist views, you can just say that now?

01:00:14.000 Made international headlines after being bolstered.

01:00:17.000 No, that didn't happen either, by Donald Trump.

01:00:19.000 Its founder is from Canada.

01:00:22.000 Okay, so that's kind of a tenuous tie, but say the top part was true.

01:00:28.000 Is the founder still around?

01:00:30.000 Is he in Canada now?

01:00:32.000 This isn't only a problem in the United States.

01:00:34.000 In Canada, there are 300 active far-right extremist groups operating across the country right now.

01:00:39.000 I sent this to Ezra and I was like, 300?

01:00:42.000 Really?

01:00:43.000 And Ezra goes, I think, you know what they're doing?

01:00:45.000 I think they're taking every Twitter account where someone said, like, I don't like Jews, and made that one.

01:00:51.000 So it's like 300 far-right people operating across the country.

01:00:56.000 Maybe it's just one guy tweeting 300 times.

01:00:59.000 Yeah, all of his tweets count.

01:01:00.000 You're a group.

01:01:01.000 Here are some additional facts, just like the facts you just heard.

01:01:05.000 Wrong, irrelevant, wrong.

01:01:07.000 Canada has seen a 200% increase in active hate groups in the last five years.

01:01:11.000 Yeah, because there's probably a 200% increase in hate monitors.

01:01:16.000 And you got to get high on your own supply.

01:01:18.000 You got to come up with something.

01:01:20.000 Criminal and hate-motivated incidents reported to police rose by more than 60%.

01:01:24.000 Yes, because there's more groups that take these fucking calls.

01:01:27.000 In 2018, the federal government's own report identified that right-wing extremism poses a threat to Canadian society.

01:01:33.000 How much of a threat?

01:01:34.000 Well, we don't have to get into that.

01:01:35.000 It's just a threat.

01:01:36.000 Hate and far-right ideology, what's the difference, spread like fire online, and Canada has been slow to tackle this issue.

01:01:43.000 And then they get, okay, give me some proof.

01:01:45.000 Well, there was the Christchurch attacks in New Zealand.

01:01:49.000 What?

01:01:50.000 Okay.

01:01:50.000 Do you know how fucking far it is to New Zealand?

01:01:53.000 Is it even possible to do a direct flight from Toronto to New Zealand?

01:02:01.000 Like, can a plane have that much fuel?

01:02:04.000 It's got to be a 30-hour flight.

01:02:08.000 You could get on a plane to New Zealand, bring two bottles of wine, get shit-faced, pass out for eight hours, wake up, be hungover, nurse your hangover, have some juice, have some fruit juice from now on.

01:02:22.000 Fall in love.

01:02:23.000 Fall in love with me.

01:02:24.000 Start a family.

01:02:25.000 Make a baby.

01:02:26.000 Then sober up, not have a hangover, have a big dinner, watch a movie, get drunk again, retire, and do all that again.

01:02:34.000 And you'd be landing.

01:02:37.000 I did that.

01:02:37.000 I don't know if it's.

01:02:38.000 On the flight back from Beijing once, we were allowed to bring our own bottles of wine for some reason.

01:02:42.000 So I had a knapsack full of wine.

01:02:44.000 I couldn't have a fake gun, a fake starter gun, a Chinese starter gun that didn't work, wasn't real, in my checked luggage in case I go down below and grab it.

01:02:56.000 But I could have two bottles of wine.

01:02:57.000 So I got totally plastered and did what I just told you.

01:03:01.000 Anyway, that's pretty far away, dudes.

01:03:05.000 New Zealand's pretty far fucking away.

01:03:07.000 You can't use it as a reason we have to.

01:03:09.000 On November 10th, Jagmeat.

01:03:11.000 I feel betrayed by Jagmeat.

01:03:15.000 Jagmeat, that's the meat right here behind the ear on the pig.

01:03:19.000 Oh.

01:03:20.000 Tasty.

01:03:21.000 I feel betrayed by Jagmeat because he's the head of the NDP in Canada.

01:03:25.000 I thought we were all, everyone was on the same page with Sikhs.

01:03:29.000 And no one dislikes Sikhs.

01:03:31.000 I hate seeing Indians talk about racism.

01:03:33.000 Indians do better than whites in America, in Canada, in both places, in Britain.

01:03:40.000 They're doing great.

01:03:41.000 Whites, by the way, are number seven of the ethnic success groups.

01:03:47.000 If you look at the successful ethnic groups in America, whites are down to number seven.

01:03:52.000 You've got Japanese and Lebanese and Indian, Bangladesh, Sikh, all above us.

01:04:00.000 All doing great.

01:04:01.000 Coming here with nothing.

01:04:03.000 I saw a PragerU video the other day where they go, if America's so racist, why are 3 million blacks coming here every year?

01:04:11.000 2 million from Africa and 1 million from the Caribbean?

01:04:13.000 Isn't it a horrible place to be?

01:04:15.000 No.

01:04:16.000 You know that if you bust your ass, you'll make money here.

01:04:19.000 Unlike Africa.

01:04:20.000 Poo-poo.

01:04:21.000 Speaking of de poo-poo, Stevie Wonder hates us too.

01:04:25.000 Oh, what?

01:04:27.000 Yeah.

01:04:30.000 Stevie Wonder slams Trump over Proud Boys and coronavirus at rally with Biden and Obama.

01:04:36.000 We got a situation going on because someone didn't handle their business right.

01:04:43.000 One of my favorite records is Little Stevie Wonder.

01:04:45.000 It's when he's 12 and he's playing the harmonica and piano, and it's fucking amazing.

01:04:50.000 I can do a whole thing on my record collection hating me.

01:04:55.000 So I got Stevie Wonder now, Sonic Hughes Thurston Moore, Talib Quelly.

01:05:00.000 These are all bands I used to love.

01:05:01.000 Public Enemies Chuck D blew up my head in a video when he was working with Rage Against the Machine, another band I used to like.

01:05:08.000 And the singer of Operation Ivy told me I suck shit.

01:05:12.000 Does the guy who.

01:05:13.000 Wait, what about the Pitbull guy?

01:05:15.000 That's not for the same reason, but.

01:05:17.000 What are you talking about?

01:05:18.000 The guy who was in that band with the Pitbull and couldn't come over and.

01:05:21.000 Buzzcock.

01:05:23.000 Oh, Tony Buzzcock.

01:05:24.000 That's for a different reason.

01:05:25.000 Nah, that's different.

01:05:27.000 What about the Birds of Prey or the...

01:05:30.000 What was it?

01:05:30.000 The Somethings of Rock and Roll?

01:05:33.000 God, your brain is a piece of garbage.

01:05:35.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:05:36.000 No, the Somethings of Rock and Roll.

01:05:38.000 Oh, the Eagles of Death Metal?

01:05:39.000 Yeah.

01:05:40.000 Yeah.

01:05:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:41.000 There's, well, those are like friends who stopped being my friends.

01:05:44.000 That's kind of a different category, but there's Jesse from DFA slash Mastercraft.

01:05:50.000 Right.

01:05:51.000 Yeah, okay, I know him.

01:05:52.000 And then there's the dude from Egos of Death Metal.

01:05:58.000 Those guys haven't really set out to hurt me, though.

01:06:00.000 Those are just guys who didn't have my back and threw me in the middle of the day.

01:06:03.000 Have not hurt me.

01:06:04.000 They have not hurt me.

01:06:05.000 No, I'm not going to count that.

01:06:06.000 I'm counting only attacks.

01:06:08.000 Is that him?

01:06:10.000 Steve Wonder.

01:06:16.000 Singapore.

01:06:17.000 Oh, you play bongos too?

01:06:18.000 Everything.

01:06:19.000 Now I want you to clap your hands.

01:06:21.000 Come on.

01:06:23.000 Everybody.

01:06:25.000 Yeah.

01:06:26.000 I want you to clap your hands, stomp your feet, jump up and down, do anything that you want to do.

01:06:34.000 Someone just shows up.

01:06:34.000 We are.

01:06:35.000 Yes.

01:06:36.000 We're doing it.

01:06:36.000 You're blind.

01:06:39.000 I don't see you.

01:06:47.000 Audio is obviously not the greatest quality.

01:06:49.000 This song is slamming.

01:06:51.000 It's like death metal.

01:06:55.000 And then when he comes back in with the full band, stop doing this.

01:06:59.000 You're not giving it justice.

01:07:01.000 Look up 12-year-old Stevie Wonder and get one with audio.

01:07:04.000 So we have the video.

01:07:06.000 But that's the song, too, that I was thinking of.

01:07:09.000 Fucking incredible.

01:07:11.000 And apparently he said, the legendary singer invoked the president's words to the Proud Boys at the first presidential debate when he told the group to stand back and stand by.

01:07:19.000 And Wunder said, you know what we say in the ghetto when somebody says that, right?

01:07:22.000 Watch yourself.

01:07:24.000 Get your ass whooped.

01:07:25.000 Did you watch yourself?

01:07:26.000 Wait, what are you doing?

01:07:27.000 I'm doing something while you look up that thing.

01:07:30.000 Jump up and down and do anything that you want to do.

01:07:35.000 Yeah.

01:07:36.000 Yeah.

01:07:48.000 It's not doing it justice.

01:07:50.000 You have to listen to it at home on a booming stereo.

01:07:54.000 But I think it's funny, too, that Stevie Wonders hates the Prowboys.

01:07:58.000 Oh, good.

01:07:58.000 Let's put him in the foreground.

01:08:00.000 Stevie Wonder hates Jews.

01:08:02.000 He's on a box set that Farrakhan put out along with Snoop Dogg.

01:08:09.000 Farrakhan is an anti-Semite.

01:08:11.000 He sees them as termites who need to be exterminated.

01:08:15.000 Laura Loomer pointed this out.

01:08:17.000 But it's okay.

01:08:18.000 The enemy of my enemy is my friend.

01:08:19.000 So I'll ignore your anti-Semitism if you promise to shit on the Proud Boys.

01:08:23.000 By the way, the guy who wrote that is...

01:08:26.000 Oh no, sorry, that's a different article.

01:08:27.000 Louis Farrakhan, releasing new home, Stevie Wonder, Common and Snoop Dogg.

01:08:30.000 Didn't I tell you I hated Common?

01:08:32.000 I always hated that fucker.

01:08:34.000 I hate his wisdom.

01:08:36.000 Hi, I'm Common.

01:08:37.000 I'm so wise.

01:08:38.000 Really?

01:08:38.000 Have you read a book in your fucking life?

01:08:40.000 Mr. Wise?

01:08:42.000 He's doing all these commercials for IBM.

01:08:44.000 Yo, the mind is a terrible thing to taste.

01:08:48.000 We all have to rise above our passions and devour, eat the information around.

01:08:54.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:08:56.000 Ugh.

01:08:57.000 Remember he did that commercial.

01:08:58.000 Really real.

01:09:00.000 It was a commercial about how Real He is and how he sees a statue of himself and he's like, no, man, I'm a real dude.

01:09:05.000 I don't like statues.

01:09:06.000 I don't ride in a limousine.

01:09:08.000 You're in a Coca-Cola commercial right now, you cunt.

01:09:12.000 How the fuck is Coca-Cola doing a rap video about how they never sell out?

01:09:20.000 Did you do the commercial for free?

01:09:24.000 Fucking common.

01:09:26.000 The real time.

01:09:27.000 Really real.

01:09:28.000 Really real.

01:09:29.000 You got to show it now.

01:09:30.000 I assumed you were looking it up.

01:09:31.000 It's Maya and Common being really real.

01:09:34.000 Oh, I gotta get real!

01:09:38.000 Oh, yeah, I remember this.

01:09:42.000 This was back when it was like so hot.

01:09:43.000 Seven commercials.

01:09:48.000 That guy's a sellout.

01:09:49.000 I'm not.

01:09:50.000 That guy does Coca-Cola commercials.

01:09:52.000 I don't.

01:09:53.000 Oh, wait, I'm in one.

01:09:53.000 That guy's got shades.

01:09:58.000 I ain't trying to be famous.

01:09:59.000 I ain't trying to sell out.

01:10:02.000 That's what's up.

01:10:04.000 You're in a Coca-Cola commercial.

01:10:05.000 Are you blind?

01:10:06.000 Something about mainstream?

01:10:07.000 Look, and she doesn't do fame.

01:10:09.000 She's winding up the window of her fucking limousine.

01:10:13.000 No, thanks.

01:10:14.000 I'm a real...

01:10:15.000 I'm a real hypocrite.

01:10:20.000 Are you ready to go to the next level?

01:10:24.000 No, man.

01:10:25.000 I don't do shit like that.

01:10:27.000 What do you think I'm going to do?

01:10:28.000 A Coca-Cola commercial right now?

01:10:30.000 As we speak?

01:10:32.000 Okay, enough, enough, enough.

01:10:33.000 Oh, Kamandal, that's taking it too far.

01:10:42.000 We did COVID already, but we forgot to cover...

01:10:46.000 My fucking notes, I have to print them out in a size 8 font, so I keep missing shit.

01:10:50.000 This would be six pages, and I'm so cheap, I don't want to waste the ink.

01:10:54.000 My Scottish background is hurting the show.

01:10:58.000 I have hurt you today.

01:11:01.000 I thought this was awesome, though, 2-4.

01:11:05.000 Ball Sonaro, our favorite person.

01:11:08.000 The headline's misleading.

01:11:10.000 He didn't say fags.

01:11:11.000 He said worse than that.

01:11:14.000 That's like saying niggs.

01:11:16.000 He said the worst N-word, niggers, but with gays.

01:11:19.000 I regret the deaths.

01:11:21.000 I really do.

01:11:21.000 But we're all going to die someday.

01:11:23.000 There's no use fleeing reality.

01:11:25.000 We have to stop being a country of fags.

01:11:29.000 We have to face up to it and fight.

01:11:31.000 I hate this faggot stuff.

01:11:33.000 Foo, hard tea.

01:11:35.000 Went with the hard tea.

01:11:37.000 I hate this faggot stuff.

01:11:39.000 I wish I could hear that.

01:11:40.000 I wish I spoke Spanish.

01:11:42.000 That could have been a video drop.

01:11:43.000 Portuguese.

01:11:44.000 We have a new video drop, right?

01:11:45.000 Are you done it yet?

01:11:46.000 Oh, yeah.

01:11:47.000 Let's see it.

01:11:48.000 Ask me how I'm doing.

01:11:50.000 How are you doing, Ryan?

01:11:51.000 Now be fucking good, you fucking rat scumbag.

01:11:53.000 Fucking fag.

01:11:56.000 I have a short one just in case, you know.

01:12:00.000 You know, just to comment if things are not fucking good.

01:12:02.000 No, no, no.

01:12:05.000 No, it's all about the fig.

01:12:07.000 New Yorkers deserve the Nobel Peace Prize in saying the word fig.

01:12:11.000 Fig.

01:12:12.000 Fig.

01:12:13.000 It's hysterical.

01:12:18.000 What else is new?

01:12:19.000 Should we jump into Election Gate?

01:12:22.000 We cert could.

01:12:24.000 We cert could.

01:12:25.000 Well, let's not.

01:12:26.000 Let's show some more fun stuff.

01:12:27.000 In Racism Today, the Burger King guy is back.

01:12:30.000 I don't know if you remember the Burger King guy.

01:12:31.000 He calls people N-words when he gets on the plane.

01:12:34.000 And it never goes well, believe it or not.

01:12:39.000 For no reason.

01:12:40.000 He called N-word.

01:12:43.000 Yeah.

01:12:44.000 Yeah, we all heard him.

01:12:49.000 That's what I said when I was speaking to myself.

01:12:53.000 Bye-bye.

01:12:55.000 Where is he always traveling to, this mentally deranged man?

01:12:59.000 You'll notice he's always on black flights.

01:13:01.000 Maybe that's flights now, though.

01:13:03.000 Like, remember when we went to, where was it, Vegas?

01:13:06.000 Yep.

01:13:06.000 The entire plane was soul plane.

01:13:10.000 2-1.

01:13:12.000 And it got pretty intense because there was a huge container downstairs of snakes that got loose.

01:13:18.000 And they seemed to have some sort of hormone, spheromones, that they had sniffed.

01:13:22.000 And they were going all over the plane.

01:13:26.000 Well, Jamaica's called family expression.

01:13:28.000 Does he say it again?

01:13:31.000 Swing your braids all over.

01:13:32.000 It's got COVID all over it.

01:13:34.000 Don't swing your braids on me.

01:13:36.000 Please don't swing your COVID all over it.

01:13:39.000 Don't swing your COVID on me, okay?

01:13:41.000 I'm sitting right here.

01:13:42.000 Don't swing your COVID on me.

01:13:46.000 Thank you very much.

01:13:47.000 You're welcome.

01:13:47.000 Thank you.

01:13:49.000 Who is this guy?

01:13:50.000 Does he have a bunch of Burger King hats?

01:13:52.000 Or is he just very careful with that one?

01:13:54.000 They can't age well, right?

01:13:56.000 No.

01:13:56.000 You've got to get forehead sweat on them.

01:13:59.000 Chrissy Teigen was able to wear one for about 10 minutes before it just melted away.

01:14:06.000 Looked like a headband.

01:14:10.000 What did you think was going to happen?

01:14:12.000 Like you call a black person the M-word and they go, nah, you're right.

01:14:16.000 Look at that plane.

01:14:19.000 He eats the poo-poo.

01:14:22.000 Okay, so watch the other one.

01:14:23.000 So let's show you the original one that put him on the map.

01:14:29.000 I don't know what map this is.

01:14:31.000 Crazy asshole who yells racial epithets.

01:14:35.000 Man wearing Burger King hat yells N-word on jet blue flight.

01:14:39.000 More like a jet black flight.

01:14:40.000 Am I right, folks?

01:14:42.000 Loading.

01:14:44.000 Where is 25A?

01:14:47.000 What is his tattoo?

01:14:48.000 Because he has a face tattoo.

01:14:51.000 My seat!

01:14:53.000 Where is 25A?

01:14:56.000 Where is 25A?

01:14:59.000 Why does she just knee me in the stomach?

01:15:02.000 Excuse me, I'm Port West African.

01:15:04.000 You can say fucking time, My York!

01:15:09.000 Thank you!

01:15:09.000 Tell me, shut the f ⁇ out!

01:15:12.000 I want a lawsuit!

01:15:13.000 I want a fucking lawsuit!

01:15:15.000 Right now!

01:15:16.000 He's wearing the same shirt.

01:15:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:15:20.000 Look at this guy.

01:15:21.000 He's just got to get a punch in.

01:15:23.000 Look, they all want to kick his ass.

01:15:25.000 Look, instant violence, as Anthony Kumi noticed.

01:15:28.000 Are they proving was fired for noticing?

01:15:35.000 Kick that bitch off the plane!

01:15:38.000 Sir, please you just.

01:15:39.000 Oh, that guy's face is problematic.

01:15:41.000 I like the way he smiles and looks at the next person, like the next person's gonna go, you're doing great.

01:15:46.000 Great point.

01:15:48.000 Who you said it nailed to?

01:15:49.000 Kyle Chapman?

01:15:51.000 I'm pretty sure you get a frown from everyone else.

01:15:53.000 Please, you need to stop.

01:15:54.000 There are no friends.

01:15:56.000 Stop.

01:15:56.000 Hey, that's not necessary.

01:16:01.000 I'm very pro-free speech, but I understand you're wanting that guy to get the fuck off the plane.

01:16:06.000 Speaking of what's a who's its face, who claims he's the leader of the Proud Boys.

01:16:09.000 Now, can't, because of the bylaws, can't he be sued for misrepresenting the brand, the LLC?

01:16:16.000 Sure, right?

01:16:17.000 It's not an LLC, though.

01:16:19.000 Well, whatever it is.

01:16:20.000 Racism, 2-9.

01:16:21.000 I mean, we already covered that.

01:16:22.000 Kyle Chapman is saying that he's taking over the Proud Boys.

01:16:24.000 He's calling them the Proud Goys, and they're going to become an anti-Nazi, I mean, an anti-Jew thing.

01:16:29.000 And Laura Loomer asked me about it.

01:16:30.000 The New York Times asked me about it.

01:16:32.000 I think suing would be a great thing to be like, actually, let me sue that guy.

01:16:35.000 Yeah, I should.

01:16:35.000 I should sit down.

01:16:36.000 I should allot like $20,000 to lawyers.

01:16:39.000 That's what Ezra Levant does.

01:16:40.000 That's what James O'Keeffe does.

01:16:42.000 And they're just sitting there sending out letters all day.

01:16:44.000 I guess I should do that.

01:16:45.000 I'll see you in court.

01:16:46.000 And does it really make a difference?

01:16:48.000 Like, no one, I called Enrique.

01:16:50.000 I go, is this thing gaining legs?

01:16:52.000 And he goes, no, I made a statement, a bunch of media.

01:16:54.000 They don't care.

01:16:55.000 They can tell he's nuts.

01:16:56.000 So it's already dead.

01:16:58.000 Okay.

01:17:01.000 So that story is already, the proud boy thing has already begun and ended.

01:17:05.000 If I sent the lawyer letter, I'm still paying for that.

01:17:08.000 It's still going through the courts.

01:17:09.000 We're still blah, blah, blah.

01:17:10.000 You know what I mean?

01:17:11.000 Yeah.

01:17:12.000 I just thought it would be a good thing to cite when they were like, well, what about when they announced that they were blah, blah, blah?

01:17:16.000 I'd be like, actually, that guy got sued.

01:17:17.000 And then it's just.

01:17:19.000 Yeah, but I say that with the SPLC.

01:17:21.000 That doesn't work out.

01:17:21.000 People go, you start a hate group.

01:17:23.000 Actually, he's suing them.

01:17:24.000 Remember the woman in USA Today?

01:17:27.000 She said, yeah, I heard that they had filed a motion to dismiss.

01:17:31.000 That was ages ago.

01:17:32.000 Everyone does that.

01:17:33.000 And that failed.

01:17:34.000 Yeah.

01:17:35.000 So, you know, did suing the SPLC stop the hate group thing or even the press citing it as a source?

01:17:41.000 No, it didn't.

01:17:42.000 All right, what's this other one in racism?

01:17:44.000 The why of things.

01:17:46.000 Well, that's what's next, I think.

01:17:48.000 Yeah.

01:17:50.000 2-9.

01:17:51.000 So remember this guy?

01:17:52.000 We made fun of him?

01:17:53.000 He talked about how basically we're all racist and we have to recognize that.

01:17:57.000 And his tone is, I'm not mad at you.

01:18:00.000 You didn't have slaves, but you have to understand that I am still hurt by slavery.

01:18:05.000 He calls it the wake, like the wake of a boat.

01:18:07.000 And he goes, You still experience all this privilege.

01:18:10.000 Matthew McConaughey wants to get there.

01:18:11.000 Matthew McConaughey is reading from a script during this sit-down, which is amazing.

01:18:16.000 It must have gotten mixed up with a movie that he's done, like a movie script, because he quotes, apparently the why of things is from a movie, right?

01:18:23.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:24.000 Hopefully promote more conversations and it'd be a whole lot cooler if we weren't racist.

01:18:32.000 He's pretending he's saying it spontaneously as he reads it.

01:18:35.000 Oh my.

01:18:35.000 So corny.

01:18:37.000 It's a table reading.

01:18:38.000 So embarrassing.

01:18:38.000 And what I hate about this dude, what's his name again?

01:18:41.000 Something.

01:18:41.000 He's got like an African name.

01:18:43.000 Emmanuel Acho.

01:18:44.000 Acho.

01:18:45.000 He says, you know, a white person kills a black man and he gets off scot-free.

01:18:49.000 The police forgive him.

01:18:51.000 Now, of course, there's black on black crime.

01:18:53.000 Those people go to jail.

01:18:54.000 They're prosecuted for that.

01:18:55.000 What?

01:18:56.000 Says who?

01:18:56.000 Like, he just says stuff that he wants to be true.

01:18:59.000 75 to 80% of black on black crime goes totally uninvestigated, unpersecuted, unanythinged.

01:19:06.000 Because detectives go to the hood and they go, hello, ma'am.

01:19:10.000 There was a shooting right in front of your house yesterday.

01:19:12.000 Did you see anything?

01:19:13.000 I ain't seen nothing.

01:19:14.000 Click.

01:19:15.000 What's she going to do?

01:19:15.000 He said, yeah, I know.

01:19:16.000 It was one of the top bloods in the neighborhood.

01:19:18.000 His name is Dorel Sanche.

01:19:21.000 Weird last name, but I guess he's mixed.

01:19:24.000 Sanchez.

01:19:25.000 Sanche.

01:19:27.000 He made his own last name.

01:19:28.000 It's S-A-N-C-H with an accente gu.

01:19:30.000 Like Shea Guevara.

01:19:31.000 Accente gu.

01:19:34.000 Man, I was telling you, I'm big on values, and I feel him deteriorating.

01:19:38.000 He pretends he's thinking it, and then he has to look at his notes again.

01:19:40.000 That's embarrassing.

01:19:41.000 You fucking loser.

01:19:42.000 I thought you would cut to his camera while I'm losers sit down and have a ridiculously insincere conversation.

01:19:47.000 It's just like Rhea and her ex-wife.

01:19:50.000 Which one's Rhea?

01:19:52.000 I keep getting powerful.

01:19:53.000 You put me on the spot.

01:19:54.000 Wow.

01:19:55.000 I keep getting.

01:19:56.000 What did he put him on the spot with?

01:19:57.000 How many unarmed blacks are shot by cops every year?

01:19:59.000 Racism stays the same.

01:20:00.000 Too many.

01:20:01.000 That's the answer.

01:20:01.000 Too many.

01:20:03.000 How can I do better as a white man?

01:20:06.000 That's powerful.

01:20:08.000 That's how you put it.

01:20:08.000 You put me on the spot.

01:20:10.000 I'm going to be honest with you because that's what we're here for, to have uncomfortable conversations.

01:20:14.000 You have to acknowledge that there's a problem so that you can take more ownership from the zero problem.

01:20:20.000 Zero ownership, zero recognition.

01:20:23.000 How about you recognize there's a problem, dude?

01:20:25.000 How about you recognize there's a problem with crime in the black community, with violence in the black community, with fatherlessness in the black community?

01:20:32.000 How about you focus on that?

01:20:33.000 And then I'll come over and apologize for what someone did to you.

01:20:37.000 Your ancestors 400 fucking years ago took me.

01:20:40.000 My Yeti mug is black.

01:20:41.000 I think this is a good start.

01:20:44.000 I got my boots.

01:20:46.000 So anyway, I bring that up because he sat down with Oprah.

01:20:49.000 Like, he's a hit.

01:20:50.000 And his basic thrust is, and this is sort of the liberal thrust, the BLM thrust.

01:20:56.000 It's, look, you're not a bad person, but you have to understand that everything you have is stolen and everything I don't have was also stolen from me.

01:21:06.000 So just acknowledge that you cheated and let's work together for you to somehow make, I'm not saying reparations, but maybe that is it.

01:21:15.000 To make some sort of accommodations for the sins of the past.

01:21:21.000 Because we are still suffering today and you're still benefiting today.

01:21:25.000 And to that I say bull shit.

01:21:32.000 Bullshit.

01:21:37.000 I'm a proud Western chauvinist.

01:21:38.000 I refuse to apologize for inventing the modern world.

01:21:41.000 Yes, you had it rough for a while.

01:21:43.000 So did we.

01:21:45.000 The Scots were under siege from the English for 700 years.

01:21:48.000 The Irish were slaves.

01:21:50.000 The Irish were slaughtered by the English, starved to death like Holodomor.

01:21:56.000 We've had slave revolts in Britain.

01:22:00.000 White slaves revolting.

01:22:02.000 What was his name?

01:22:03.000 William Tell or something like that?

01:22:05.000 So when you talk about the horrible background you have and how rough it was, you sound like a pussy.

01:22:12.000 Because we all went through that.

01:22:18.000 And we don't carry, like, the Irish don't talk about the English and how they were starved to death.

01:22:23.000 They don't carry that around like shackles.

01:22:26.000 You're shackling yourself.

01:22:28.000 Anyway, so Chelsea Handler is a well-trained doggie, and she recognizes.

01:22:33.000 So this is a great example of the way they want this conversation to go.

01:22:37.000 And when I say they, I mean the alt-left, BLM, Antifa, liberals, DNC.

01:22:43.000 This is how we're supposed to act.

01:22:45.000 I'm the beneficiary of a ton of privilege.

01:22:47.000 But you didn't grow up with money because so many people would counter that, well, I didn't grow up with money.

01:22:53.000 My parents had to work hard.

01:22:55.000 I am not privileged.

01:22:56.000 Right.

01:22:57.000 What would they be to that?

01:22:59.000 I would say that I was under that impression, too.

01:23:01.000 I thought white privilege meant the Rockefellers or, you know, or you had a legacy family that goes to Harvard or Yale or Stanford.

01:23:11.000 What percentage of the rich population is that?

01:23:13.000 Old money rich.

01:23:14.000 It's not a thing.

01:23:16.000 Like in Britain, it's a thing.

01:23:17.000 They have a certain accent.

01:23:19.000 And we'll argue that another day.

01:23:20.000 That's a whole other ball of fish.

01:23:22.000 But America, ball of fish.

01:23:26.000 America in Canada are nouveau rich.

01:23:29.000 The rich are nouveau.

01:23:31.000 That's why they all have the same accent because they're brand new to this.

01:23:34.000 That's why they're so tacky.

01:23:35.000 That's why they look like, what's his name in Caddyshack?

01:23:39.000 I was going to say Dan Aykroyd.

01:23:41.000 What the fuck's his name?

01:23:42.000 Rob Eddie Gingerfield, yeah.

01:23:47.000 What were your benefits that you got?

01:23:48.000 What were these magic gifts you were handed just because you were white that you wouldn't have got if you were black?

01:23:53.000 Understand how granular it is.

01:23:56.000 You know, just the advantage of going into a grocery store, if I want to take some candy and eat it while I'm walking down the aisle, I'm not going to be a problem.

01:24:04.000 No one's going to say anything to me.

01:24:05.000 And I have the confidence that I do it all the time.

01:24:08.000 Like, you know, I started to think about the variation.

01:24:12.000 If you're at a grocery store and some rich white lady comes in and she's eating the candy, you've probably seen a pattern.

01:24:18.000 And the pattern is these women tend to buy a lot of stuff and it tends to be worth it for me to take it on the chin.

01:24:24.000 Maybe the same grocer has noticed that when the black kids from the local public school come in, they tend to eat candy and run out the door and I never make my money back, and I get more shoplifting.

01:24:33.000 So the beef is not with racism.

01:24:35.000 The beef is with the thieves who generated this true pattern in the first place.

01:24:42.000 I just saw a video in Chipotle where they refused to serve these black kids unless they paid in advance.

01:24:48.000 Was that racism?

01:24:50.000 No.

01:24:50.000 The kids were consistently getting a whole burrito, grabbing it, and running out the door.

01:24:55.000 And eventually the manager said, I'm putting a stop to this.

01:24:57.000 I had a store.

01:24:58.000 Vice had a store on Lafayette Street in New York.

01:25:01.000 And black kids would come up, they'd come in, and they would grab like thousands of dollars of clothes and run out.

01:25:08.000 And by the time the cops got there, they're obviously long gone.

01:25:12.000 So we had a put a doorbell in where you go, eh, and we look outside and go, hmm, seems reasonable.

01:25:17.000 And we push the little, okay, come on in thing.

01:25:20.000 So is that prejudice to notice a pattern?

01:25:23.000 Be mad at the pattern makers.

01:25:27.000 Hi.

01:25:28.000 Of what it means when I get pulled over by a police officer versus you getting pulled over by a police officer.

01:25:33.000 I've gone off on police officers when they pulled me over, telling them that they have no right.

01:25:37.000 Like this was before I was famous, just living in New Jersey.

01:25:41.000 You can't give me a ticket.

01:25:41.000 You don't know who my father is.

01:25:42.000 Meanwhile, my father was a used car dealer.

01:25:44.000 I didn't even know what I was talking about.

01:25:45.000 My father couldn't do anything.

01:25:47.000 But I just had such entitlement because I had grown up as a product of my own culture.

01:25:52.000 White privilege doesn't mean you don't work for multiple jobs or that.

01:25:57.000 Like, stop.

01:25:57.000 I remember seeing this white guy go, I had a gun in my car.

01:26:00.000 It was illegal.

01:26:01.000 And the cop didn't stop me.

01:26:03.000 Or I think he saw it and he didn't care.

01:26:05.000 He didn't ask for my registration on it or anything.

01:26:08.000 And I was watching it.

01:26:10.000 I couldn't talk to the guy because I was looking at a video.

01:26:11.000 But I was thinking, did you go home and then do crimes with it?

01:26:14.000 Or did you put it away?

01:26:15.000 So the cop's hunch was correct.

01:26:18.000 Like Jay-Z in 99 Problems, he talks about how the glove compartment is locked.

01:26:24.000 You need a warrant for that.

01:26:26.000 And I have this permit and that permit.

01:26:27.000 And he's talking to the cop about how racist he is.

01:26:30.000 And then, like an album before, he's talking about how he was slinging dope and selling crack.

01:26:35.000 And he's an awesome drug dealer.

01:26:36.000 So the cop that pulled over Jay-Z in the next album, he was one album off.

01:26:41.000 But his hunch was correct.

01:26:43.000 And as far as like yelling at cops go, when it's some teenage girl, you know that it's not going to lead to anything but her getting a fucking DUI or whatever.

01:26:51.000 When it's a huge black dude like him, the pattern is, holy shit, I didn't remember this.

01:26:59.000 It's your boy Hova.

01:27:01.000 When was this?

01:27:02.000 I killed people.

01:27:04.000 1999?

01:27:05.000 No, that says, it says back in 99.

01:27:07.000 Oh, that's him getting arrested back in 99.

01:27:09.000 I see.

01:27:10.000 Oh, murder happened in 99.

01:27:11.000 Crack dealer, stabbing, record producer.

01:27:14.000 Yeah.

01:27:14.000 So the cops, you're not exactly an example, just like NWA, not only an example of a perfect angel the cops are hunting down.

01:27:21.000 So when you look at the statistics, a disproportionate number of deaths of cops are from black men between 18 and 35.

01:27:31.000 So cops are overly cautious with that particular demographic.

01:27:35.000 And to ignore that is to put the cops' life in jeopardy, which is why cops are quitting the NYPD in unprecedented numbers.

01:27:42.000 We are facing a massive police shortage soon.

01:27:46.000 We're seeing it in Minneapolis.

01:27:47.000 They're begging for cops to come back.

01:27:49.000 Cops are going, fuck you.

01:27:50.000 You told me to fuck off.

01:27:52.000 It's like when a girl cheats on you and you're so fucking mad and she goes from beautiful in your eyes to a piece of utter dog shit.

01:28:01.000 You notice all her flaws.

01:28:02.000 She becomes so disgusting.

01:28:03.000 It takes a little while, maybe about a month.

01:28:05.000 And then sometimes she wants you back or booty calls you and you're just like, oh, I almost touched my phone and she was like, you have no idea how disgusted we are.

01:28:13.000 I think women are the same way.

01:28:14.000 I've noticed actually when I try to get girls back after dumping them, I can tell there is not a snowball's chance in hell I'm getting back in those pants.

01:28:22.000 It's a self-preservation thing, I think.

01:28:23.000 But yeah, like the way they put their hands on things becomes gross.

01:28:26.000 Like everything fucking so long.

01:28:29.000 The way you breathe is fucking stinky.

01:28:32.000 Keep chewing, you fucking pig.

01:28:35.000 But let's hear a little bit more of this.

01:28:36.000 I just figured that this is pretty interesting, too, while on the...

01:28:39.000 He shot his drug addict brother at age 12.

01:28:42.000 His 16-year-old brother.

01:28:43.000 Why do cops keep picking on this guy?

01:28:45.000 So hold on.

01:28:46.000 His 12-year-old...

01:28:47.000 All right.

01:28:48.000 Drug addict brother.

01:28:49.000 But he was selling crack when he was 13.

01:28:53.000 So it's not like he was shooting his crack addict brother because he was such a good boy.

01:28:58.000 It's probably supplied his crack addicted sister, I believe.

01:29:03.000 And look how fair America is.

01:29:06.000 He's now worth half a billion dollars because he wrote some good songs that people like to dance to.

01:29:11.000 That's how nice we are as a society.

01:29:13.000 We forgive your sins, and if you create a product that people like, we reward you with half a billion fucking dollars.

01:29:19.000 Doesn't sound so racist to me.

01:29:21.000 Anyway, go back to Chelsea, fucking boring everyone to death.

01:29:26.000 Life, or that you've only had an easy life, or, you know, however you want to frame it.

01:29:30.000 So as long as you want to participating in the system and not trying to dismantle the system, then you are participating in racism, in a racist society, because that's what we are living in.

01:29:44.000 I've seen her, I follow her on Instagram.

01:29:46.000 I don't know why, but I've seen her reading these books about white fragility, and she's clearly memorized all the little lines, all the little slogans you're supposed to say.

01:29:55.000 Because I recognize it from the right.

01:29:56.000 And you can tell it's not her speaking as a person.

01:29:58.000 She's just saying the things.

01:30:01.000 Talk to white people who grew up in the Bronx, in Pelham, in Washington Heights, in East New York.

01:30:10.000 They got pulled over on a daily fucking basis.

01:30:13.000 Tommy Bags at my gym.

01:30:15.000 He goes, yo, God, I swear to God, I must have been pulled over 1,200 times every day.

01:30:19.000 And we weren't great kids.

01:30:20.000 You know, we weren't really doing crime.

01:30:21.000 Maybe selling a bit of weed here and there, having some weed honors.

01:30:24.000 But, you know, the cops were strict and we got picked on a lot because we were sort of the bad kids.

01:30:29.000 We didn't do that much crime, really, like maybe shoplifting here and there.

01:30:32.000 But, you know, I got thrown.

01:30:34.000 I can't tell you how many times I got thrown on a cop car.

01:30:36.000 That's life in the hood.

01:30:38.000 It's cops trying to regulate a high crime area.

01:30:40.000 It's not privileged to not be part of that move.

01:30:45.000 Big Jay Okerson said he was thrown violently onto a cop car for a parking thing.

01:30:49.000 He didn't pay a parking ticket.

01:30:50.000 Oh my God.

01:30:51.000 Thank God he's not black.

01:30:52.000 Or we'd be hearing about it for the rest of our lives.

01:30:56.000 Beneficiary.

01:30:58.000 We have a ton of privilege.

01:30:59.000 But you didn't grow up with money.

01:31:01.000 Wait, what are you doing back here?

01:31:03.000 Did you re-watch the whole thing?

01:31:04.000 Oh, I think it...

01:31:06.000 Oh, my Pullman.

01:31:07.000 Famous.

01:31:09.000 Father couldn't do anything.

01:31:10.000 Father's going to do anything.

01:31:11.000 But I just had such a long time.

01:31:14.000 It's 134, so we finished it.

01:31:16.000 Yeah, okay.

01:31:18.000 Oh, I sent you a fucking doozy.

01:31:20.000 Well, we'll get to that.

01:31:21.000 We'll get to that.

01:31:22.000 We'll get to that.

01:31:23.000 We've got to do a Trump thing.

01:31:24.000 This is going to be a long show.

01:31:26.000 Is that good or bad news for you folks at home?

01:31:32.000 Oh, let's do a Trump segment now.

01:31:34.000 We should start making things for all of these.

01:31:37.000 All bumpers?

01:31:37.000 Yeah.

01:31:38.000 We always do Trump, Racism, Feminism, Proud Boys.

01:31:42.000 Okay.

01:31:42.000 We got to do bumpers for all those.

01:31:43.000 Trump?

01:31:44.000 Well, dude, it's in your notes.

01:31:46.000 The things that are in all caps and bold.

01:31:48.000 Yeah, me and Hollow got to make a song.

01:31:50.000 We're looking for a challenge.

01:31:52.000 We're looking for a challenge.

01:31:52.000 Write songs for all of these.

01:31:53.000 Yeah.

01:31:54.000 All right, that's it.

01:31:55.000 Nobody's sending shit for that, please.

01:31:57.000 Because you undercutted us, and we are going to get together.

01:32:00.000 No, don't listen to him.

01:32:01.000 Try to beat them to the punch.

01:32:02.000 All right, let's have a look at it.

01:32:03.000 Mine is lazy and slow.

01:32:05.000 The competition is who can do the first.

01:32:07.000 Well, we already have a Proud Boy song.

01:32:08.000 It's not first, too.

01:32:09.000 We have a Proud Boy song, remember?

01:32:11.000 So fucking proud of your boy.

01:32:13.000 Yeah.

01:32:13.000 So that's that one already done.

01:32:15.000 Oh, well, let's have a competition, though.

01:32:17.000 Let's vote which one's better, not just the first one.

01:32:19.000 Okay, so folks at home, challenge for both a graphic video, Quickie thing, and the song for Proud Boys, Racism, Feminism.

01:32:30.000 Yes.

01:32:31.000 Trump.

01:32:32.000 Yes.

01:32:32.000 We already have Election Gate.

01:32:34.000 We already have the final video.

01:32:36.000 We already have the mailbag.

01:32:37.000 This is correct.

01:32:37.000 But Election Gate, final video, and mailbag, it gives you an idea of what we're looking for.

01:32:41.000 Somebody did make this.

01:32:43.000 Election fraud update, election fraud update.

01:32:46.000 This is the part of the show, the part of the show that's an election fraud update.

01:32:50.000 That's way better than yours.

01:32:52.000 I mean, I based mine on what you told me to do.

01:32:56.000 Whatever, Ryan.

01:32:57.000 I literally did.

01:32:58.000 You're like, no, no, no, no, that's not exactly what I want.

01:33:00.000 And then I made it exactly what you wanted.

01:33:02.000 Yeah, no, I fixed your shit pile.

01:33:04.000 But that is high quality.

01:33:06.000 That is high quality.

01:33:07.000 Okay, that's the new one.

01:33:09.000 But hey, sir, whoever made that, can you change it to Election Gate?

01:33:13.000 I guess I have to sing a song.

01:33:14.000 Go ahead.

01:33:15.000 Ready, set, go.

01:33:16.000 Election Gate is here to stay.

01:33:19.000 It's Election Gate, and it's not gay.

01:33:23.000 No, that's not.

01:33:24.000 You're sure?

01:33:24.000 Okay, yeah.

01:33:28.000 It's time.

01:33:30.000 Election Gate!

01:33:33.000 Election Gate!

01:33:40.000 I feel like gay and gate could be something.

01:33:42.000 You did that already.

01:33:43.000 That was the first one.

01:33:44.000 I know, but gay is such a big part of it.

01:33:49.000 I got it.

01:33:50.000 Okay, ready?

01:33:51.000 Yes.

01:33:51.000 It's not straight.

01:33:52.000 It's election gate.

01:33:59.000 Okay.

01:34:00.000 Yeah, because that's a gay joke, and it's not straight.

01:34:03.000 It's kind of wonky.

01:34:04.000 It's true.

01:34:05.000 Being straight.

01:34:07.000 Wait, don't pull up your shitty graphic.

01:34:10.000 Why?

01:34:10.000 Well, I did change it.

01:34:12.000 So this is our version of...

01:34:12.000 So the person at home, can you redo that?

01:34:14.000 Whoever sent that?

01:34:15.000 Do you know who sent that?

01:34:17.000 I'll find out.

01:34:18.000 How did you get sent it?

01:34:19.000 Via email.

01:34:20.000 Okay.

01:34:21.000 You actually saw it and replied to it, I believe, right?

01:34:23.000 I did.

01:34:24.000 I was probably drunk.

01:34:28.000 I was probably drunk.

01:34:30.000 Anyway, you don't have to find it now.

01:34:31.000 Right, right.

01:34:32.000 Put that in your notes.

01:34:33.000 So do you want to at least look at the one that I...

01:34:34.000 I mean, this is...

01:34:35.000 I had a different one.

01:34:36.000 Well, we're going to get to Election Gate so you can show yours.

01:34:39.000 Okay.

01:34:39.000 It's not the Election Fraud update.

01:34:42.000 No.

01:34:45.000 Wait, Ryan, stop.

01:34:47.000 We're obviously going to show that when we get to Election Gate.

01:34:50.000 Oh, I thought you...

01:34:50.000 Okay.

01:34:51.000 And didn't we show that yesterday?

01:34:53.000 Yeah, but this one has the gate instead of the election fraud.

01:34:56.000 Oh, wow.

01:34:57.000 What a huge difference.

01:34:58.000 It is different.

01:35:00.000 That guy, I want to hire him.

01:35:02.000 Hire him?

01:35:03.000 Because you stink.

01:35:04.000 It's just one card.

01:35:05.000 I mean, I'm all these cool graphics.

01:35:07.000 I've never seen you do a cool star thing like that.

01:35:09.000 I've done a star thing like that.

01:35:10.000 That's awesome.

01:35:11.000 And the stripes, like, that guy knows his shit.

01:35:14.000 You reek.

01:35:16.000 Look at that.

01:35:18.000 Come here, the fag zone.

01:35:19.000 That's hilarious.

01:35:23.000 Okay, let's jump to Trump.

01:35:25.000 I gotta admit, sometimes the left does some fuck you's that just sting.

01:35:30.000 Look how yellow my teeth are.

01:35:32.000 Ew.

01:35:33.000 Hi, I like coffee and cigarettes.

01:35:36.000 This guy, well, we'll just show the video 3-1, but wow.

01:35:41.000 I used to be confident and coffee.

01:35:44.000 Start from the beginning.

01:35:47.000 Every morning I grab an iced coffee and I talk to the president.

01:35:52.000 You didn't fucking lose because of voter fraud.

01:35:55.000 You lost because of black women, Latinx women, indigenous women.

01:36:00.000 They all did voter drives.

01:36:02.000 They got millions of people.

01:36:03.000 They never cared about politics in their entire fucking life to come out and fucking vote against you.

01:36:09.000 You lost because you're a white supremacist piece of shit.

01:36:12.000 And you're protecting a white supremacist piece of shit right now.

01:36:17.000 Lose like a fucking adult, not a fucking baby.

01:36:22.000 His adrenaline's pounding me.

01:36:23.000 He's trying to be cool now.

01:36:26.000 I never thought I'd be drinking iced coffee after last week, but I'm still drinking iced coffee.

01:36:33.000 Every morning I...

01:36:34.000 That was a little bet he had.

01:36:37.000 And a friend of ours greeted protesters recently with a get off my lawn song.

01:36:43.000 How dare you?

01:36:45.000 This music was not added in post.

01:36:46.000 This is happening.

01:36:57.000 And pure sign says Trump.

01:36:59.000 How dare you?

01:37:03.000 Isn't that awesome?

01:37:05.000 They don't obviously get the joke.

01:37:07.000 There's not a lot of get off my lawn fence in that crowd.

01:37:14.000 Here's a fun one.

01:37:16.000 And this is interesting because you've got to hear the way these kids talk.

01:37:19.000 It's so bizarre.

01:37:21.000 It's this really patronizing tone where they're like, don't do that.

01:37:24.000 Don't point a finger in her face.

01:37:25.000 And they're talking to a biker who I guess works at University of Wisconsin And he wants to get through and park his bike and they're like, No, you're not getting through because of racism.

01:37:34.000 People aren't allowed to go to work until racism is over.

01:37:37.000 This is obviously 3-3.

01:37:40.000 Video shows Trump supporter driving through a crowd of protesters on his motorcycle.

01:37:48.000 Uh-oh.

01:37:49.000 Link me, Daddy-O.

01:37:54.000 No, keep going.

01:37:56.000 That's him doing it.

01:38:06.000 No one got hurt.

01:38:08.000 They just held on to his bike and he pushed them out of the way.

01:38:16.000 Don't shoot the troll.

01:38:16.000 Okay, go to the other video.

01:38:20.000 The man is named Rich.

01:38:22.000 Yeah, this is it.

01:38:22.000 Listen to the way they talk.

01:38:25.000 What have we done to our kids?

01:38:26.000 We've turned them all into cunts.

01:38:28.000 Alright, so tell me, why are you blocking traffic?

01:38:31.000 Stop killing black people.

01:38:33.000 Who the fuck's killing black people?

01:38:34.000 I think black people are killing black people, aren't they?

01:38:37.000 I mean, statistically, right?

01:38:41.000 What?

01:38:43.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:38:44.000 I'm sorry.

01:38:44.000 I didn't mean to step on your toes.

01:38:46.000 No, you know what?

01:38:47.000 I can't fit through there, and I'm going to scratch my bike.

01:38:50.000 If I can't get through there, I'm going to scratch my bike.

01:38:54.000 Perfectly logical.

01:38:55.000 Come here.

01:38:56.000 Get out.

01:38:57.000 Get out.

01:38:58.000 I can't fit through there.

01:39:00.000 I would.

01:39:00.000 I mean, I don't mind if you guys are part of this.

01:39:02.000 You've got a safety first for some yellow t-shirt on.

01:39:05.000 You pull yourself up as a representative.

01:39:07.000 Do not put your finger in her face like that.

01:39:09.000 That's the part I love.

01:39:12.000 Do not point your finger in her face like that.

01:39:15.000 This guy's a big, huge, beefy biker.

01:39:17.000 No, that's not happening on my watch.

01:39:20.000 Beefy biker.

01:39:25.000 What, like that?

01:39:27.000 Like that?

01:39:28.000 I can't hear you.

01:39:31.000 You know what?

01:39:31.000 Be careful.

01:39:32.000 That's an open primary.

01:39:33.000 It'll suck your little pigtails right in there.

01:39:36.000 It'll rip them right out of your head.

01:39:40.000 Sorry.

01:39:40.000 Now you're threatening violence, she says.

01:39:43.000 Who's the representative here?

01:39:45.000 Which one are you?

01:39:46.000 Alright, so what's your name?

01:39:48.000 My name is Rich.

01:39:51.000 Don't feed the troll, don't feed the trolls.

01:39:53.000 Look how weak they all are.

01:39:56.000 And that's fine.

01:39:57.000 It's okay to be a skinny ninny.

01:39:59.000 But being like a weak, beta male, gay pencil, and then all these cunty bitches all going up to some guy in a motorcycle and telling him how he's going to live his life and whether he can go to work or not.

01:40:11.000 That's the part that confuses me.

01:40:14.000 Where do they get the human?

01:40:18.000 This guy Trump on his bike, on his gas tank in Madison, Wisconsin?

01:40:22.000 Dude, you better park it somewhere you can see it at all times.

01:40:32.000 Oh, so they ended there, but you saw the other part where he just pushes through.

01:40:36.000 Yes.

01:40:36.000 Then he waves to them.

01:40:38.000 That is the hero America needs.

01:40:41.000 Also, we're about to get to our election gate footage and watch Ryan's shitty card that's way shittier than the one that the guy sent in.

01:40:47.000 But Chris Cuomo here is threatening us.

01:40:52.000 He's got a naughty list like Santa Claus.

01:40:55.000 Go down.

01:40:58.000 Just get to this.

01:40:59.000 I guess it's going to appear there.

01:41:02.000 And they're keeping a note of how we're behaving.

01:41:05.000 And we're in big trouble.

01:41:08.000 Chick.

01:41:09.000 Shame on them.

01:41:11.000 A wax museum is less cold-blooded than these people are.

01:41:16.000 And let them know they are going to lose shame.

01:41:20.000 I've been to a wax museum.

01:41:22.000 It's like 70 degrees than this election.

01:41:27.000 This matters.

01:41:28.000 What they're playing at now matters.

01:41:31.000 Isn't it weird how you're unhealthy if you're less than 98 degrees?

01:41:36.000 And if you were 70 degrees, you'd be dead because you'd just be frozen.

01:41:40.000 Yet 70 degrees is like this studio right now, and it feels pretty warm to me.

01:41:44.000 Yeah.

01:41:44.000 Isn't that funny?

01:41:45.000 We have to be burning hot to be normal.

01:41:48.000 I guess we're just burning all this energy.

01:41:50.000 We're hot.

01:41:51.000 Even when we're sleeping, we're steaming hot.

01:41:53.000 98 degrees is a scorcher.

01:41:55.000 Well, we're an engine, like everything else.

01:41:57.000 So if we're not scorching hot, we're sick.

01:42:00.000 And then if we're like two degrees off, 100, oh my God, get him to the hospital.

01:42:04.000 What weird creatures we are.

01:42:05.000 Sorry, go ahead.

01:42:07.000 This isn't tax, don't tax.

01:42:09.000 This isn't who lies, who doesn't lie.

01:42:12.000 This is what lies at the heart of our democracy, and they know it.

01:42:17.000 Hillary Clinton, say what you want, she promptly conceded, even though she spanked him in the popular vote.

01:42:22.000 Why?

01:42:23.000 Stop.

01:42:23.000 She also said that, and she didn't concede.

01:42:31.000 She had a huge problem with the election.

01:42:32.000 It says it was stolen, says it was all these different things.

01:42:35.000 She wouldn't shut up blaming different things for her losing.

01:42:40.000 She called it deplorables.

01:42:41.000 It was white supremacists' fault.

01:42:42.000 It was a million different things.

01:42:44.000 She did not concede.

01:42:46.000 And that was after a real count.

01:42:48.000 We're not down counting.

01:42:49.000 Georgia's going back to zero.

01:42:53.000 It's looking very good for Trump, as we'll learn when we get to Election Gate and show Ryan's horrible graphic that sucks shit.

01:43:00.000 Based on what you told me to do.

01:43:03.000 No, you showed me a piece of garbage and I said, well, let's make it this and this to fix it.

01:43:07.000 No, it would have taken too long.

01:43:08.000 So you said, well, let's just do a quick one.

01:43:11.000 I remember.

01:43:12.000 I will concede that you...

01:43:13.000 But that guy had just as much time as you.

01:43:18.000 That's what our system demands.

01:43:21.000 Other Democrats swiftly came to terms with Trump's victory.

01:43:27.000 Swiftly came to terms with the Trump.

01:43:29.000 It didn't came with Trump's victory.

01:43:30.000 But that's not the thing I was looking for.

01:43:32.000 He talks about...

01:43:33.000 Yeah, that's not it.

01:43:34.000 How did you add that?

01:43:35.000 My link has him saying, go back to the Gateway Pundit.

01:43:40.000 Wait, what did you click on?

01:43:43.000 So there was this one here.

01:43:45.000 And go back up.

01:43:47.000 That's it.

01:43:47.000 Maybe it's.

01:43:48.000 He went on to issue possible threats against lives.

01:43:50.000 Shame on them.

01:43:52.000 And let them know they're going to lose way more than the election.

01:43:56.000 Oh, maybe.

01:43:56.000 All right.

01:43:57.000 It's probably.

01:43:57.000 Oh, he probably said it when we miss it.

01:43:58.000 Okay.

01:43:59.000 Shame on them.

01:43:59.000 That's enough.

01:44:00.000 Enough, enough.

01:44:01.000 All right, now let's get to your terrible graphic that totally sucks and isn't as good as the one that the guy sent in.

01:44:05.000 As directed.

01:44:11.000 War.

01:44:17.000 It's got its own appeal, I guess.

01:44:18.000 It's different.

01:44:19.000 All right, here's my favorite thing, and I sent this to you.

01:44:21.000 It's not in the notes, but Trump just put this out on Twitter, and it is a game changer.

01:44:28.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.

01:44:34.000 Get ready, folks.

01:44:36.000 Here's a doozer of a doozy.

01:44:39.000 Report.

01:44:39.000 So what time was this sent out?

01:44:40.000 Oh, I don't see it.

01:44:43.000 I like how Twitter has to put a little addendum at the bottom.

01:44:46.000 See the results, another info.

01:44:48.000 Don't read this.

01:44:49.000 Report.

01:44:50.000 Dominion.

01:44:50.000 Dominion is the software that was used almost exclusively by swing states, which is very curious.

01:44:56.000 And what we're discovering now is Dominion didn't just fuck up, but it switched Trump's to Biden's.

01:45:01.000 And we have a massive amount of votes to make up to win this.

01:45:04.000 But it's not like if, say, there's 500 votes that were taken from Trump and given to Biden, that's now a thousand difference.

01:45:13.000 So cut this massive number you need in half.

01:45:16.000 Because when there's a vote switch and Trump goes up, Biden also goes down.

01:45:22.000 That's the part people seem to be forgetting.

01:45:24.000 Dominion, the software, deleted 2.7 million Trump votes nationwide.

01:45:30.000 Data analysis finds 221,000 Pennsylvania votes switched from President Trump to Biden.

01:45:37.000 941,000 Trump votes deleted.

01:45:41.000 States using Dominion voting systems switched 435,000 votes from Trump to Biden.

01:45:49.000 Wow.

01:45:50.000 So go to this 3.6.

01:45:56.000 And this, what seems bad, which is Trump needs 20,000 in Wisconsin, 47,000 Pennsylvania, 12,000 Georgia, 14,000 Arizona, 36,000.

01:46:06.000 These are not margins that get undone in recounts.

01:46:10.000 Yeah, it wouldn't be so fast.

01:46:12.000 When there's a vote switch, those numbers are much smaller.

01:46:15.000 But before we get into real Election Gate, we should also confront some myths.

01:46:22.000 Because I think we're going to have a regular Election Gate feature on the site on censored.tv.

01:46:26.000 What am I doing this for?

01:46:28.000 And that should also include things that have been debunked.

01:46:33.000 For example, this $138 that went all to Biden, I was talking about how fucked up that was.

01:46:40.000 That does appear to be a glitch.

01:46:42.000 That does appear to be a clerical error.

01:46:45.000 No, that's not what I'm talking about.

01:46:47.000 I don't think I sent you a link for this.

01:46:49.000 So it looks like there's a clerical error that was quickly corrected, and we caught it because we were all staring at the counts and everything and thought it was a thing.

01:46:58.000 So that's not a thing anymore.

01:47:00.000 Also, that kid ripping up the ballots and throwing them behind his head, that also appears to have been a prank.

01:47:07.000 And finally, the stop counting thing.

01:47:09.000 I know PolitiFact isn't reliable, but I've seen this a few times.

01:47:12.000 This is 3.5.

01:47:14.000 It looks like the whole concept of stopped counting is not a thing.

01:47:19.000 Scroll down a bit.

01:47:24.000 They just got, wait, none of the states cited in the post stop counting votes.

01:47:29.000 Election officials in Fulton, in Georgia, briefly paused counting ballots after a pipe burst at a facility in Atlanta, North Carolina, stopped counting in-person votes once 100% of precincts were reported, but the state is still counting absentee ballots.

01:47:43.000 Delays in election results are due to influx of mail-in ballots, blah, blah, blah.

01:47:46.000 I'm willing to believe that.

01:47:48.000 Don't cancel your subscription, folks, because that's that, first of all, we have that Trump thing that debunks the numbers are too big.

01:47:55.000 We have a couple of things that were possibly misunderstandings.

01:47:58.000 Now I'm going to punch you in the stomach 300 times with win-win-win-win-win when it comes to Election Gate and our side.

01:48:06.000 Let's start with how sweet this will be when it's proven.

01:48:09.000 And that's Dinesh.

01:48:10.000 3-7.

01:48:12.000 He talks about a trifecta, I believe.

01:48:14.000 The beauty of this investigation is that if successful in uncovering systemic fraud, we bust the Democrats, the media, and digital sensors at the same time.

01:48:23.000 A triple fuck you.

01:48:25.000 Dinesh doesn't swear, so he says up yours.

01:48:28.000 All right.

01:48:29.000 3-8.

01:48:30.000 Dr. Shiva, MIT, math genius, invented email.

01:48:38.000 Says mathematics is how God reveals truth.

01:48:40.000 I believe that.

01:48:40.000 It's a skill you need to get four degrees at MIT.

01:48:43.000 My team has uncovered, without equivocation, a clear and undeniable pattern in Michigan.

01:48:49.000 We will be presenting the data shortly for everyone to see and judge for themselves.

01:48:53.000 How did Dr. Shiva do in the election?

01:48:55.000 Wasn't he running?

01:48:57.000 Yes.

01:48:59.000 Look that up later.

01:49:01.000 Secondly, 3-9, we have a lawsuit in play where I believe the president is suing.

01:49:08.000 Oh, here we go.

01:49:14.000 If you look at the recent lawsuit, and Mike Reid can get you the information on this lawsuit, let me just share.

01:49:19.000 An election employee with the city of Detroit working at a polling location for three weeks prior to the election, this city of Detroit employee directly observed on a daily basis other city of Detroit election workers and employees coaching voters to vote for Joe Biden and the Democrat Party.

01:49:34.000 This employee witnessed these workers and employees encouraging voters to do straight Democrat ballot and witnessed these election workers and employees going over to the voting booths with voters in order to watch them vote and coach them who to vote for.

01:49:47.000 During the last two weeks, while this same employee was working at the polling location, she was specifically instructed by her supervisors never to ask for a driver's license or any photo ID when a person was trying to vote.

01:49:58.000 And as absentee ballots that existed, all absentee ballots that existed were required to be input into the QVF system by 9 p.m. on November 3rd, 2020.

01:50:08.000 This was required to be done in order to have a final list of absentee voters who returned their ballots prior to 8 p.m. on November 3rd, 2020.

01:50:16.000 In order to have enough time to process the absentee ballots, all polling locations were instructed to collect the absentee ballots from the drop box once every hour, November 3rd.

01:50:24.000 On November 4th, 2020, a City of Detroit election worker was instructed to improperly predate the absentee ballots received date that were not in the QVF.

01:50:34.000 She was told to alter the information in the QVF to falsely show that the absentee ballots had been received in time to be valid.

01:50:40.000 The election employee also observed a large number of people who came into the satellite location to vote in person, but they had already applied for an absentee ballot.

01:50:50.000 These people were allowed to vote in person and were not required to return the mailed absentee ballot or sign an affidavit that the voter lost the mailed ballot.

01:51:00.000 Listen, here's the thing.

01:51:01.000 Why aren't you worried about these irregularities?

01:51:04.000 But no, this is a separate question, but it's a separate question, which is, if you are finding these irregularities, if you have an election worker being told to backdate ballots, that's a problem.

01:51:13.000 We're going to pursue all of this.

01:51:15.000 Is it going to be enough?

01:51:16.000 No, it's going to take time.

01:51:17.000 Is it going to be enough?

01:51:18.000 We don't know.

01:51:19.000 Is it going to take time?

01:51:20.000 Yes, it's going to take time.

01:51:21.000 Strange response.

01:51:22.000 So she says Detroit has all these irregularities, and they go, that's not enough to swear the election.

01:51:27.000 Are you a journalist?

01:51:28.000 Or are you working for the DNC?

01:51:31.000 It's the latter.

01:51:31.000 They are a PR firm for the DNC.

01:51:34.000 And then number 40, we have a poll watcher who saw go down.

01:51:36.000 What are you doing over there?

01:51:37.000 I'm trying to find this thing where it proved it was like we have the numbers of how many votes were injected.

01:51:45.000 They were the exact same numbers that were injected into Michigan and in Arizona at the same exact time.

01:51:49.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:51:50.000 I remember seeing that.

01:51:51.000 Fuck.

01:51:51.000 I want to find that, frankly.

01:51:55.000 The whistleblowers as well.

01:51:56.000 I was a poll challenger the night of the night that the vote was allegedly stolen.

01:52:05.000 I was a whistleblower down there in TCF Center in Detroit at the absentee voter accounting board.

01:52:12.000 And I actually witnessed when the 61 cases of mystery ballots showed up at the dead of night in a city elections van, no chain of custody.

01:52:26.000 The ballots had to be in by 8 p.m.

01:52:28.000 They showed up at 3.30 a.m.

01:52:29.000 So seven and a half hours.

01:52:31.000 Those ballots were in limbo.

01:52:32.000 We've got no answers.

01:52:34.000 And it's just coming out in the affidavits right now.

01:52:37.000 And I think once they're understood by the public, they're going to be shocked at this fraud.

01:52:44.000 And that's when I think that the wheels will really start turning and we'll have a really good chance of overturning all this evil things, all this evil stuff that's been perpetrated on our nation.

01:52:54.000 I'm one of the whistleblowers.

01:52:56.000 Awesome.

01:52:56.000 Now, speaking of whistleblowers, the story with the Project Veritas postal worker is he recanted.

01:53:02.000 Changed his mind.

01:53:03.000 No, I didn't see any irregularities.

01:53:05.000 Which people don't really do unless they've been coerced, right?

01:53:08.000 Well, Project Veritas could be Election Gate TV.

01:53:11.000 It could be EG TV.

01:53:13.000 If you just go to there at any time during all this, you'll see.

01:53:18.000 Wait, is that 401?

01:53:21.000 Yes.

01:53:22.000 Wait, yeah, but Donald Trump Jr. retweeted it there, but I could probably get it right from Veritas.

01:53:29.000 Just go to 401.

01:53:32.000 Oh, yeah, Project Veritas has recordings of Fed agents intimidating this mailman.

01:53:37.000 Given what Feds tried to do to my family, this shouldn't surprise anyone, but should disgust everyone.

01:53:41.000 This is what we've been up against since day one.

01:53:44.000 Which is what a lot of people are saying.

01:53:45.000 Like, didn't he know they were going to fuck us over?

01:53:52.000 I am the postal employee who came out and put on the EREPA Postal Service Postal Office.

01:54:02.000 I am right at this very moment looking at an article written, written by Washington Post.

01:54:10.000 It says that I fabricated the allegations of ballot tampering.

01:54:16.000 May I say that I did not recant my statements?

01:54:20.000 That did not happen.

01:54:21.000 That is not what happened.

01:54:24.000 And you will find out tomorrow.

01:54:26.000 And I would like that the Washington Post recant their wonderful little article that they decided to throw off.

01:54:35.000 So he's since gone to Project Veritas and explained what happened.

01:54:41.000 And he was basically duped.

01:54:42.000 And this is what they do.

01:54:44.000 This is how the feds work.

01:54:46.000 They make you say something.

01:54:47.000 Wait, it was Thursday?

01:54:48.000 Well, it was so late at night.

01:54:50.000 It was Wednesday, I guess, like right before midnight.

01:54:54.000 Oh, so that's not Thursday.

01:54:55.000 Thursday starts at 12.01.

01:54:58.000 If it was 11.59, it was Wednesday.

01:55:00.000 And you go, okay, so you were wrong.

01:55:01.000 Well, yeah, I was wrong.

01:55:03.000 And then it was, guy admits he was wrong.

01:55:05.000 Or lied to the FBI.

01:55:07.000 Like in Roger Stone's case, they said, did you get an email from Julian Assange?

01:55:11.000 No.

01:55:11.000 Yeah, you did.

01:55:12.000 You just lied.

01:55:13.000 Well, sort of.

01:55:15.000 Actually, that's not even sort of.

01:55:17.000 A lie is knowing something to be true.

01:55:19.000 Ryan's name is Ryan and saying, Ryan's name is Pechunya.

01:55:23.000 That's a lie.

01:55:24.000 It's a cute name, though.

01:55:27.000 They were grilling the hell out of me.

01:55:29.000 How are you feeling right now?

01:55:31.000 I'm kind of pissed.

01:55:32.000 I feel like I just got played.

01:55:34.000 And I heard him say to the supervisor that they messed up yesterday.

01:55:41.000 So I was like, oh, what did they mess up on?

01:55:44.000 And he told the supervisor that they had postmarked one of the ballots for the fourth instead of the third because they were supposed to put them for the third.

01:56:01.000 So is he going to be permanently unemployed now?

01:56:05.000 And so let me make good on that promise right away.

01:56:10.000 This storm is getting crazy, right?

01:56:12.000 And it's out of a lot of people's control.

01:56:16.000 And so the reason they called me in is to try to harness that storm, try to reel it back in before it gets really crazy.

01:56:25.000 Because we have senators involved, we have the Department of Justice involved, we have all the lawyers' teams got in the whole of me.

01:56:34.000 I'm not...

01:56:36.000 Well, I am actually.

01:56:37.000 I am trying to twist you a little bit because in that, believe it or not, your mind will kick in.

01:56:43.000 We like to control our mind, and when we do that, we can convince ourselves of a memory.

01:56:49.000 But when you're under a little bit of stress, which is what I'm doing to you purposely, your mind can be a little bit clearer.

01:56:56.000 And we're going to do a different exercise, too, to make your mind a little bit clearer.

01:57:01.000 But this is all on purpose.

01:57:02.000 Roger.

01:57:03.000 I'm not scaring you, but I am scaring you here.

01:57:07.000 It seems like they were trying to.

01:57:08.000 Hey, go back.

01:57:10.000 I'm not scaring you, but I am scaring you.

01:57:12.000 Take me out of the equation.

01:57:15.000 Roger.

01:57:16.000 I'm not scaring you.

01:57:17.000 That's perfect.

01:57:18.000 Stop, stop, stop.

01:57:19.000 That's perfect.

01:57:20.000 I got to take a picture of that.

01:57:22.000 How Orwellian is that?

01:57:24.000 Holy shit.

01:57:26.000 I am not scaring you, but I am scaring you.

01:57:29.000 That's the best.

01:57:31.000 Holy shit.

01:57:34.000 That's fucking awesome.

01:57:36.000 I'm not twisting your arm, but I am twisting it.

01:57:38.000 Well, what is it?

01:57:40.000 It's everything.

01:57:41.000 It seems like they were trying to make me distrust y'all.

01:57:45.000 And at the same time, it kind of affected, but at the same time, I was like, no, these guys have had my back since the get-go.

01:57:52.000 So that's why I continued.

01:57:54.000 Do you think these federal agents have your back?

01:57:56.000 At this point, no.

01:57:58.000 Do you think these federal agents are really interested in investigating fraud?

01:58:02.000 Honestly, I don't think they are.

01:58:04.000 And in fact, you heard Weisenberg tell a supervisor they were backdaying the ballots to make it appear they've been collected November 3rd.

01:58:10.000 You still stand by that?

01:58:11.000 Yeah.

01:58:12.000 Yes.

01:58:14.000 He said Reisenberg and the text said Risen back.

01:58:17.000 That's the kind of thing that fucking drives me nuts.

01:58:20.000 I mean, we're talking about major crimes here in the entire nation and someone made a typo.

01:58:26.000 That pisses me off.

01:58:27.000 I found the thing.

01:58:29.000 We have evidence of the same number of ballots or the same number of votes being injected into the Wisconsin system and the Michigan system three different times.

01:58:34.000 I think there were two different injections of exactly the same numbers in Michigan and then in Milwaukee.

01:58:42.000 It happened three times.

01:58:46.000 That's pretty big.

01:58:48.000 Spooky.

01:58:51.000 Let's go to some more good news with Sarah Huckabee Sanders post, 44.

01:58:57.000 In Georgia Ballots where the voter only voted for the president, Trump, 818.

01:59:02.000 As I keep saying, you drove to the polling station, you parked your car, you got time off work, you waited in line, you showed your ID or not, in the case of Detroit.

01:59:13.000 You go there, you're finding your little booth.

01:59:15.000 This is what you devoted your whole day to.

01:59:17.000 You do this every four years.

01:59:18.000 It's a big deal.

01:59:20.000 It's very, very rare that someone would just check the president box and turn around and walk out.

01:59:27.000 You might as well just like, I'm a Republican.

01:59:29.000 I haven't heard of these people.

01:59:30.000 I'm just going to do Republican, Republican, Republican.

01:59:32.000 Oh, I have heard of that guy.

01:59:33.000 I actually like that guy better.

01:59:34.000 I'm going to do Democrat.

01:59:35.000 Why would you just do the one box?

01:59:38.000 So it did happen 818 times out of however many votes there were.

01:59:44.000 Biden got it 95,000 times.

01:59:47.000 I mean, when you get into probability, this is mathematical proof that the ballots for Biden were fake.

01:59:53.000 Ballots where the voter voted for president and at least one other race, Trump 2.4, Biden 2.3, that mathematically makes sense.

02:00:03.000 The votes where you just checked off the president and nothing else are obviously fraudulent, should be thrown out.

02:00:10.000 Or at least, they're usually below 1,000.

02:00:14.000 Not...

02:00:14.000 How many was it?

02:00:15.000 25,000?

02:00:17.000 Pull it back up.

02:00:22.000 Pull it back up, Mr. Slow-Mo.

02:00:26.000 95,000.

02:00:28.000 Almost 100,000.

02:00:30.000 That's amazing.

02:00:32.000 And then Dominion, this software, that's going from a, it started as, that was just a glitch, to, it's not a glitch that made any difference, to, okay, it was a big glitch that made a difference, but we're not going to, what, you want to do a whole new election now?

02:00:48.000 It happened.

02:00:50.000 What does it say there?

02:00:51.000 An analysis of election night data from all states shows millions of votes either switched from President Trump to Biden or were lost using Dominion and other systems.

02:01:02.000 And now show those three tweets I sent you, or they're next in the list.

02:01:08.000 1002 and the.

02:01:10.000 Kevin McCulloch.

02:01:12.000 For those of you that who contacted me, Kevin, saying it's not a glitch, it's a design, turns out you were right.

02:01:18.000 Code experts now breaking down the Dominion voting systems have discovered that a feature in the system is that cast votes can be switched out for manual ones.

02:01:28.000 Next.

02:01:31.000 Whistleblowers from Dominion coming forward and yet again confirming what we already know.

02:01:37.000 A, Trump won by a landslide on November 3rd.

02:01:39.000 B, the Democrats are traitors who abused our election process in a coup to overthrow our president.

02:01:45.000 And by the way, go back.

02:01:47.000 That's not just some random crazy bitch.

02:01:49.000 That's a politician.

02:01:52.000 U.S. Senate candidate.

02:01:54.000 Delaware.

02:01:55.000 Right?

02:01:55.000 In Delaware, in Biden's hometown, home state.

02:01:59.000 Well.

02:02:00.000 Next.

02:02:02.000 Ryan Fournier.

02:02:04.000 Whistleblowers from Dominion have come forward.

02:02:06.000 Big news.

02:02:06.000 Trump was right all along.

02:02:08.000 That brings us back to the original thing.

02:02:11.000 Hell yeah.

02:02:13.000 And here's a weird thing.

02:02:14.000 So go to 4.6.

02:02:16.000 Some woman catches these guys loading up a bunch of votes after the state has been called.

02:02:25.000 Ballots?

02:02:28.000 I thought they collected them all.

02:02:29.000 I just want a document.

02:02:32.000 Wait, but how come they already called the state?

02:02:44.000 Are you collecting some of the other places?

02:02:54.000 Thank you guys.

02:02:56.000 Are you guys officially election points?

02:03:03.000 Alright, and let me just ask you one thing.

02:03:05.000 Where do you guys take them?

02:03:07.000 Election stuff.

02:03:10.000 Seems kind of suspicious, doesn't it?

02:03:16.000 Okay.

02:03:16.000 So anyway, that post comes with a disclaimer where it says you need context.

02:03:22.000 They don't have the context.

02:03:24.000 And the context is, although it was after November 3rd, they were still counting mail-in ballots and other ballots.

02:03:32.000 Yeah, you haven't debunked shit, bitch.

02:03:35.000 Look at the 4-7.

02:03:38.000 We didn't say that you can't be counting votes after November 3rd.

02:03:41.000 We understand there's mail-ins and other stuff like that.

02:03:44.000 Our problem is that the state had already been called.

02:03:49.000 This is Los Angeles, County Registrar Recorder, County Clerk's Office.

02:03:54.000 So our problem isn't you counting votes.

02:03:56.000 My problem is you calling the state or the county before you were done counting the votes.

02:04:00.000 That is the beef.

02:04:02.000 And that hasn't been debunked.

02:04:03.000 And you'll notice that with a lot of the debunking, they'll do what the FBI does.

02:04:07.000 There'll be one detail that's a little off, and that means the whole thing is a myth.

02:04:11.000 Sorry, what matters is the crux of her video, which is, why did you call that county before the votes were counted?

02:04:20.000 And where there's smoke, there's fire.

02:04:27.000 Okay, I think we're done.

02:04:29.000 What were you just showing Hillary for?

02:04:31.000 We're talking about conceding and Hillary before, and funny enough, she actually told Joe to not concede no matter what.

02:04:41.000 And then she calls for Trump to concede the race after sending her out a grand hand of Pedestal.

02:04:45.000 What a fucking deal.

02:04:47.000 So that's the story with Election Gate as of Thursday.

02:04:50.000 We'll be back to you Monday.

02:04:52.000 Of course, we'll do a live show if anything major happens.

02:04:55.000 But I think that Trump tweet really is the biggest deal.

02:04:58.000 This isn't a matter of Trump not getting a few votes.

02:05:01.000 This is a matter of Biden getting a lot of Trump votes.

02:05:05.000 Things are looking very good now.

02:05:08.000 We have a lot of evidence of election fraud.

02:05:11.000 And I love that not only is the left calling us bitches for not conceding, they're also also threatening us.

02:05:17.000 They're keeping a list.

02:05:18.000 We're keeping a list too, Chris Cuomo, of fuckheads like you who deny due process while talking about how important due process is.

02:05:27.000 You're not scaring us, but you're scaring us.

02:05:30.000 You're not keeping a list, but you're keeping a list.

02:05:32.000 You're not against democracy, but you're against democracy.

02:05:38.000 Stay tuned.

02:05:39.000 And on our website, censored.tv, we'll be keeping you up to date with Election Gate and where it's at.

02:05:46.000 All right, let's answer some letters.

02:06:04.000 You know, we get so much fucking mail.

02:06:07.000 And we started that column, Dear Censored, on the website.

02:06:14.000 And we still haven't taken a chip out of it.

02:06:17.000 This is from XVX.

02:06:20.000 Hello, Gayvon Martinez and Stevie Rye Vaughan.

02:06:24.000 What are your opinions on Tim Dylan?

02:06:26.000 Seems like he's one of the last dudes out here who will say wild, truthful shit and still has the ability to access guys like Joe Rogan.

02:06:32.000 Is he given a pass because of the gay mafia?

02:06:34.000 Despite his center and sometimes right-leaning beliefs?

02:06:37.000 Love to hear your opinion.

02:06:38.000 Tin Knockers Unite.

02:06:39.000 P.S. Be nicer to Ryan.

02:06:41.000 He's a good boy.

02:06:43.000 Don't think that Tim doesn't get shit.

02:06:46.000 Even back before I was the scariest guy in the world, Tim was getting shit for being on my show.

02:06:52.000 I tried to hire him as my co-host, by the way, back in the Gavin McInnes show days because I spotted his talent, which I think is why he likes me.

02:07:00.000 But Tim Dylan does get a lot of shit.

02:07:03.000 And I don't, it might be because he's gay, but I think he's just really open-minded.

02:07:09.000 And it's hard for the left to attack that when he's just so honest about everything.

02:07:14.000 All right.

02:07:15.000 But yeah, he does get a lot of shit, especially from the gays.

02:07:19.000 This is from Patrick, and it says, Gavin does not like white people, context included.

02:07:24.000 Uh-oh.

02:07:25.000 We don't want white people in our neighborhood because it changes the culture.

02:07:28.000 We don't like white people, basically.

02:07:31.000 Ouch.

02:07:32.000 Damning.

02:07:33.000 That looks pretty bad.

02:07:36.000 Hi, Fags.

02:07:36.000 Gavin did your joke about scoring fours just for fun to get stolen by American The Office.

02:07:42.000 I like your new.

02:07:43.000 Forget I like you more than a friend.

02:07:44.000 And they just list season nine, episode 18, 1813.

02:07:48.000 Like, I'm going to go hunting through episodes of The Office.

02:07:52.000 Yeah, let me just go to Hulu.

02:07:54.000 Yeah, no, don't bother, Ryan.

02:07:56.000 Gavin Gay Guy, a few one-minute clips that break down election oddity super clearly.

02:08:00.000 Definitely worth a watch.

02:08:02.000 This is from Austin.

02:08:03.000 P.S. Also, not sure if you noticed this, but this is from NotToB.

02:08:06.000 You said about a month ago that Babylon Be was going to have to shut its doors because the world was just too crazy for satire.

02:08:11.000 I guess the people from Babylon B agreed and they started a legitimate news site called NotToB.

02:08:16.000 Your mean dreams are becoming a reality.

02:08:20.000 Okay.

02:08:22.000 Tweet loading.

02:08:23.000 Let me take off my little blocker here.

02:08:26.000 Here we go.

02:08:29.000 You little bastard.

02:08:30.000 All right, well, you let that load on your own time.

02:08:32.000 We'll go to the next letter.

02:08:34.000 Hey, Lord G in Funk Era and Head Chancellor of the Lord.

02:08:37.000 Oh, sorry.

02:08:38.000 Hey, Lord G, Funk Era and Head Chancellor, Lord Supreme of the Fag Zone.

02:08:43.000 Watch this great cartoon of the idiot on CNN.

02:08:46.000 Oh, he does have those little glasses that aren't glasses with the little round pieces of glass.

02:08:53.000 I hate those kind of things.

02:08:56.000 This is vindication for a lot of people who have really suffered.

02:09:02.000 You know, I can't breathe.

02:09:05.000 You know, that wasn't just George Floyd.

02:09:07.000 That was a lot of people that felt that they couldn't breathe.

02:09:12.000 That was funny.

02:09:16.000 Steve, Van Jones divorce.

02:09:19.000 I just found out that this fucking retard got a divorce last year and has two young kids.

02:09:23.000 Hey, Van Jones, what's more traumatizing for your kids?

02:09:26.000 A Trump presidency or the fact that they only get to see daddy once every two weeks and he's not there to tuck them in at night?

02:09:32.000 Those crocodile deers should have been for his kids having to grow up without a father.

02:09:35.000 I got to say, I have a real problem with people who get divorced with young kids.

02:09:39.000 Like, I know of people who got divorced with a baby.

02:09:42.000 What's the matter?

02:09:44.000 You had a bad year?

02:09:45.000 She's nuts.

02:09:46.000 Well, why'd you fucking knock her up then, dumbass?

02:09:50.000 When they're older, it's less annoying, but you still fuck up your kids.

02:09:55.000 Even if your kids are 20 and you get divorced, what you've done is you've shown them that love is a lie.

02:10:03.000 And you fucked up.

02:10:05.000 Which is weird because a lot of my wife's liberal friends are dumping her because she supports me, which she doesn't support me politically, but she supports me as a husband and a dad.

02:10:15.000 So I guess what they want my wife to do is divorce me.

02:10:18.000 So now my three kids have no dad.

02:10:20.000 And that's better for society than being married to a Trump supporter.

02:10:25.000 How fucking deranged is that?

02:10:26.000 It's more of this anti-kid shit you see with the far left.

02:10:30.000 No, the normal left.

02:10:32.000 They don't give a shit about kids.

02:10:33.000 How many people do you hear liberals talking about divorce?

02:10:35.000 And they're always like, I get to be me.

02:10:37.000 And if I want to go have Thai food one night, I can go have Thai food.

02:10:40.000 And you're like, sounds great.

02:10:41.000 This divorce sounds great.

02:10:42.000 I wonder if anyone else has been affected.

02:10:44.000 Hmm.

02:10:45.000 Oh, yeah, your kids.

02:10:47.000 You just divided their parenthood in half.

02:10:49.000 Then the state could be their parents.

02:10:51.000 Yeah.

02:10:52.000 Because sometimes parents don't know what's best for their children.

02:10:56.000 All right, it's up.

02:10:58.000 Folks, I published an op-ed in the National Pulse about the statistical improbability of the Biden win.

02:11:04.000 Now, I want to be clear here that the statistical case is compelling, but it is not conclusive.

02:11:10.000 It is circumstantial.

02:11:11.000 What it does is points to the improbability of these results, and it demands that we thoroughly audit and investigate these results.

02:11:18.000 Now, I give four reasons.

02:11:19.000 I'm going to do four videos.

02:11:21.000 The first one is turnout.

02:11:22.000 Turnout was exceedingly high and in the places that Joe Biden needed it.

02:11:27.000 Again, that defies logic.

02:11:28.000 In Wisconsin, for example, statewide turnout was over 90%.

02:11:32.000 To put that in context, the country of Australia, voting is mandatory.

02:11:36.000 You get fined if you don't vote, and their turnout is only 92%.

02:11:40.000 Within Wisconsin, Milwaukee was critical.

02:11:43.000 Not surprisingly, that provided all, more than all, of the surplus for Biden in the state.

02:11:48.000 He won Milwaukee by 145,000 votes.

02:11:51.000 Turnout in Milwaukee was a stunning 84%.

02:11:54.000 It's pretty hard to believe if you put it in comparison with another Midwestern city, similar demographics, similar size, Cleveland.

02:12:01.000 Turnout was only 51%.

02:12:02.000 Are we really to believe that Milwaukee naturally had turnout that much higher than Cleveland?

02:12:08.000 It really strains credibility.

02:12:10.000 It demands further investigation.

02:12:12.000 More coming up.

02:12:13.000 You know, we don't usually watch long clips, especially at the end of the show with the mailbag, but this is very compelling and important.

02:12:20.000 Let's watch all three.

02:12:21.000 Let's go to part two.

02:12:23.000 Continuing on with the statistical case against Biden, the improbability that these results are valid, the second point of my op-ed is outperformance versus Obama.

02:12:33.000 It is really quite stunning how much Joe Biden outperformed Obama, but only in the places that mattered in Battleground States.

02:12:41.000 In other words, we did not see this on a national basis, this kind of outperformance that we saw in a place like Montgomery County, south of Philadelphia in Pennsylvania, a key, mostly swing county that leans slightly blue.

02:12:52.000 In 2012, Obama got 233,000 votes in Montgomery County.

02:12:57.000 But look at what happened this year for Biden.

02:12:59.000 He got 313,000 votes in Montgomery County.

02:13:04.000 He more than doubled Obama's margin of victory in Montgomery County.

02:13:08.000 And by the way, population growth does not account for this.

02:13:11.000 The county only added 22,000 total residents between 2012 and 2020.

02:13:16.000 Is it really possible that this lazy and doddering candidate, Joe Biden, was able to so massively outperform a politician with rock star appeal like Barack Obama?

02:13:28.000 No.

02:13:28.000 Again, it is a statistical anomaly that demands more investigation, more auditing of the results.

02:13:35.000 Third.

02:13:36.000 And population growth doesn't, they didn't really grow population-wise.

02:13:40.000 Okay, let's do part three.

02:13:42.000 I'm touching my balls right now.

02:13:43.000 That's good.

02:13:44.000 Only ballots, meaning people who voted for Joe Biden, but then did not vote down ticket.

02:13:49.000 You stop touching the balls?

02:13:50.000 It's touched.

02:13:51.000 Gotcha.

02:13:52.000 Even in places that had hotly contested races.

02:13:55.000 For example, Georgia.

02:13:56.000 But first, let's look nationally.

02:13:58.000 450,000 Biden-only tickets.

02:14:02.000 That is ballots.

02:14:03.000 That is very, very suspicious.

02:14:04.000 Let's look at the state of Georgia, the difference.

02:14:06.000 President versus Senate.

02:14:07.000 There are two Senate races going on in Georgia, so a lot of interest there.

02:14:10.000 Trump, this is the differential.

02:14:12.000 Trump versus the combined Republican Senate vote.

02:14:15.000 The differential was only 818 votes.

02:14:17.000 Absolutely minimal considering he got 2.4 million votes in total in Georgia.

02:14:22.000 In other words, almost everyone who voted for Trump also voted down ticket, voted for the senators.

02:14:28.000 Biden, though, a 95,000 vote down there.

02:14:32.000 That's what we talked about already.

02:14:33.000 96,000 people.

02:14:35.000 You can move on to the next one.

02:14:36.000 Okay.

02:14:36.000 All right, here.

02:14:37.000 Last one.

02:14:37.000 Folks, my fourth point of these statistical.

02:14:40.000 You know, this one's good because it's got the red banner under it.

02:14:42.000 Can you not have a sound guy?

02:14:43.000 Their sound is worse than ours.

02:14:46.000 The fucking popping?

02:14:47.000 This is Trump's number one election advisor.

02:14:51.000 He's a top expert in the entire country on elections, and their fucking audio sounds, it keeps popping.

02:14:58.000 Let's see if this is a little better because directly from the source.

02:15:01.000 Garrett up there.

02:15:02.000 He probably did and he didn't remember.

02:15:05.000 Folks, my fourth point of the statistical case against Biden, laying out by the numbers, the improbability of the results as we are told to accept him right now.

02:15:15.000 These results demand further investigation and audit because, in part, because of this improbability.

02:15:21.000 Let's consider my fourth point, which is the absence of actual vetting of mail-in vote.

02:15:26.000 In states like Pennsylvania, where the governor changed the rules by himself, unilaterally, unconstitutionally, and illegally deciding election procedures, knowing full well that there would be such a mass of mailed-in ballots that there would be no way that election officials could properly vet the legality and validity of these votes.

02:15:44.000 So what happened?

02:15:45.000 In Pennsylvania, the rejection rate of mailed-in ballots was only 0.03%.

02:15:52.000 Okay, now, that is 1 30th of the normal rate in the state of Pennsylvania.

02:15:58.000 And mind you, for first-time voters, for first-time voters, the typical failure rate is 3%.

02:16:04.000 So 100 times higher than the rejection rate in Pennsylvania.

02:16:08.000 New York, right next door, when they went to large-scale mail-in voting for their primary, they had a rejection rate of 21%.

02:16:16.000 That is 700 times, 700 times higher than what we saw in Pennsylvania.

02:16:22.000 The point here is that very, very likely, many, many millions of people are not valid.

02:16:30.000 Are not legitimate.

02:16:31.000 And invalid votes.

02:16:32.000 And invalid votes, yeah.

02:16:34.000 Believable.

02:16:34.000 And votes from invalids, yeah.

02:16:38.000 Like mine.

02:16:39.000 This is from Dan.

02:16:40.000 This is Muslims with a sense of humor.

02:16:43.000 Okay, I'll believe it when I see it.

02:16:47.000 I promise you this will not be funny.

02:16:49.000 Bitch, and then he fucking mirror her.

02:16:53.000 Oh, basically, they're calling you.

02:16:56.000 Wah, mirror her.

02:17:00.000 Wow.

02:17:02.000 One more time.

02:17:03.000 Yeah, let's give it another whirl.

02:17:06.000 Bitch, and then he fucking mirror her.

02:17:09.000 Oh, basically, they're calling you.

02:17:12.000 Wah, mirror her.

02:17:17.000 Whoa.

02:17:18.000 I don't feel good after that.

02:17:19.000 You know, we have to accept that other cultures aren't just different.

02:17:22.000 They don't have humor.

02:17:25.000 You know how many stand-up comics there are in China?

02:17:28.000 None.

02:17:30.000 They don't do comedy.

02:17:33.000 And in kung fu moves when they have comedy, it's like this bizarre slapstick where a guy falls downstairs and goes, oh, where they look at each other like this, like then they stop, and the one guy looks at each other.

02:17:43.000 He's like, that's funny.

02:17:45.000 That is funny.

02:17:47.000 Fuck Mary Kill.

02:17:52.000 Dana Lash.

02:17:54.000 Christy Noam, Republican governor of South Dakota.

02:17:58.000 She was the one who was shooting ducks.

02:18:00.000 She's pretty old.

02:18:02.000 And then she's out of order.

02:18:05.000 Alright, so this is the...

02:18:06.000 That's the governor right there.

02:18:07.000 That's Christy Noam.

02:18:08.000 This is Dana Lash.

02:18:10.000 You know who Dana Lash is.

02:18:11.000 And then Hope Hicks.

02:18:16.000 I'm going to kill Hope Hicks because I think she's unemployed now, and I feel like I'm doing the least damage to America.

02:18:22.000 And if you don't kill her, who's going to contribute?

02:18:24.000 She might kill you.

02:18:25.000 She has a weapon.

02:18:27.000 God, you're a fucking nerd.

02:18:29.000 So Hope Hicks is dead.

02:18:32.000 This is one of the easiest ones I've ever done.

02:18:34.000 Christy Noam is hot, but she's older, and she's going to be looking pretty bad in about 10 years.

02:18:41.000 But I want to fuck her now.

02:18:42.000 So I'll get my fucks in.

02:18:43.000 That's great.

02:18:44.000 And Dana Lash, I know her.

02:18:46.000 She's a wonderful person.

02:18:47.000 What are you doing?

02:18:48.000 That's Hope Hicks, you fucking inbred.

02:18:51.000 Who's that?

02:18:52.000 Who's that?

02:18:53.000 Yeah.

02:18:54.000 You don't know who that is?

02:18:55.000 One of those three broads that you mentioned.

02:18:57.000 You don't know who that is.

02:18:59.000 No.

02:19:02.000 What?

02:19:05.000 Dana Lash.

02:19:06.000 You're kidding me.

02:19:08.000 Have you ever heard of the NRA?

02:19:10.000 Yeah, I was thinking about joining, but I don't.

02:19:12.000 Do you know Dana Lash was the spokesperson for the NRA?

02:19:15.000 No.

02:19:16.000 How do you not know that?

02:19:18.000 Holy shit.

02:19:20.000 Imagine not knowing who Dana Lash is and working on a right-wing show.

02:19:25.000 Anyway, stop showing her she's dead.

02:19:26.000 I killed her.

02:19:29.000 She's fucked, and I'm going to marry her.

02:19:31.000 I feel bad, though, because she's got a great husband and wonderful children.

02:19:36.000 Oh, well, sorry, lady.

02:19:37.000 It's not my call.

02:19:39.000 Just be glad you're not dead.

02:19:41.000 Hey, dudes, Vice actually shared this video once upon a time back when jokes were legal.

02:19:46.000 Haven't heard you mention it, but Jacob Blake got his sexual assault charge dropped.

02:19:49.000 Yay!

02:19:49.000 Some buddies and I did this old video about 10 years ago, meant to bash Hollywood for Roman Polanski, etc.

02:19:54.000 But looks like now it's the media turning these guys into martyrs.

02:19:57.000 So hope you enjoy.

02:20:04.000 This looks like real shit quality.

02:20:06.000 How can you be in LA and make what's this called?

02:20:16.000 Wheelchair Rapist?

02:20:17.000 Yes.

02:20:30.000 It's pretty good.

02:20:33.000 Couldn't you get labs, though?

02:20:39.000 Are you in Hollywood?

02:20:46.000 What are you a fag?

02:20:47.000 Go get her.

02:20:48.000 She won't even talk to me.

02:20:51.000 No, I mean, go get her.

02:20:54.000 Who are you?

02:20:56.000 You want an interview or you want to become something?

02:20:59.000 If you can rape a midget, you can start something.

02:21:05.000 It's going to be a long night.

02:21:11.000 Okay, we get it.

02:21:12.000 That's pretty funny.

02:21:14.000 Good stuff, guys.

02:21:15.000 Work on your production skills, though.

02:21:19.000 Jordan, hey, Gavin and the underappreciated.

02:21:24.000 Yet still mentally handicapped, Brian.

02:21:26.000 I emailed you several times that you were wrong about Breonna Taylor, and after AIU's series explaining it all, I wanted to say, I'm sorry.

02:21:33.000 Oh, what have we here?

02:21:37.000 It's too late.

02:21:38.000 I already put you on a list.

02:21:42.000 I feel like I have a calling to help red pill my generation.

02:21:45.000 I'm 23.

02:21:45.000 Should I start on all the traditional platforms until I'm eventually banned?

02:21:48.000 Or do you have advice on a young Christian libertarian slowly converting to not left who wants to start a video series or a blog like Steven Crowder, but actually supports the Second Amendment?

02:21:57.000 Thank you, and I like you more than a friend.

02:21:59.000 Feel free to say my name only because no one in America can pronounce it anyway.

02:22:02.000 Jordan Tetreaux.

02:22:06.000 Sent from my iPhone.

02:22:10.000 I would recommend not doing a written blog.

02:22:13.000 No one will see it.

02:22:14.000 As far as sitting down at a table, I don't really see anyone watching you with no background at all.

02:22:21.000 And I'm sorry I gave up on this cool-looking 1910 prisoner thing.

02:22:26.000 I started to get claustrophobic.

02:22:29.000 So I think you should do streeters.

02:22:32.000 People don't often see 23-year-olds talking to 23-year-olds.

02:22:35.000 Be in your group.

02:22:36.000 Be at your college, wherever you're at, at your work, and talk to people about anything.

02:22:42.000 Man on the streets, no one can get enough of them.

02:22:45.000 Because if they're short and you keep the interviews like 10 seconds, fuck, I'll buy them off you.

02:22:50.000 And they can be about anything.

02:22:51.000 Men on the streets are awesome.

02:22:53.000 And there's always room for them.

02:22:54.000 It's like people get, you know, this whole litany of free actors.

02:22:59.000 I'm watching a movie now With 37 characters in it, but they're all being real and speaking the truth.

02:23:03.000 And that's often where you find some really hot shit.

02:23:06.000 For example, hot shit.

02:23:09.000 My favorite catch recently was that Streeter where the woman goes, I'm a kindergarten teacher.

02:23:15.000 I don't teach the curriculum, I teach them activism.

02:23:18.000 So when they ask me, when they see BLM or Antifa on TV, they know that they're about social justice.

02:23:24.000 Like kindergarten teachers, kindergarten students, watch fucking BLM.

02:23:30.000 I will build a great, great wall.

02:23:34.000 So we saw there that indoctrination begins in kindergarten.

02:23:37.000 And that was like an expose that was only five seconds and included a woman confessing her crimes.

02:23:44.000 Anyway, let's watch the final video and hope that the word final video comes in when the guy says final video.

02:24:04.000 Nice.

02:24:05.000 Isn't it hilarious that the Beastie Boys say that was all a prank?

02:24:08.000 It was a joke.

02:24:09.000 It was a joke.

02:24:11.000 We're pretending to be sexist.

02:24:13.000 We're feminists in a costume.

02:24:15.000 That's why we kicked out the fat ugly chick from our band as soon as we got a record deal.

02:24:19.000 Because we're feminists.

02:24:22.000 So let me just reprise this.

02:24:24.000 Proud boys, we need a graphic.

02:24:26.000 There's plenty of footage out there.

02:24:29.000 We need a song.

02:24:30.000 I think you could just do Proud of Your Boy.

02:24:32.000 We could just take the piano beginning from Proud of Your Boy.

02:24:37.000 So I wouldn't worry too much about the music for Proud Boys.

02:24:39.000 That's kind of cover.

02:24:42.000 Racism?

02:24:44.000 We don't have a song?

02:24:45.000 Nothing.

02:24:46.000 It's time to talk about racism.

02:24:49.000 Racism.

02:24:49.000 Racism?

02:24:50.000 There you go.

02:24:56.000 Yo, wake up America.

02:24:57.000 It's time to talk about feminism today.

02:25:02.000 There's your feminism song.

02:25:04.000 And oh, we are here.

02:25:09.000 Oh, get ready.

02:25:11.000 We're going to talk about the COVID.

02:25:15.000 How about an ancient Chinese secret one?

02:25:17.000 For like old videos?

02:25:18.000 Diddle ding ding ding ding ding.

02:25:21.000 Hello, we love you long time.

02:25:23.000 Today, we talk about chinkinpox.

02:25:26.000 Oh, as the left.

02:25:27.000 Oh, no.

02:25:28.000 All right.

02:25:29.000 Take two.

02:25:30.000 Diddle ding ding ding ding ding.

02:25:33.000 Hello.

02:25:33.000 We are here to talk about chinkinpox.

02:25:36.000 Or as some call it, the COVID.

02:25:40.000 Was that too Japanese?

02:25:42.000 I don't know.

02:25:43.000 I can't tell.

02:25:43.000 Okay.

02:25:44.000 I think it was fine.

02:25:46.000 And you don't have to use these.

02:25:47.000 You can make your own little songs.

02:25:50.000 And then Election Gate, we got the final video we got.

02:25:53.000 Okay.

02:25:53.000 So this is our final video.

02:25:54.000 I forgot what it is.

02:25:55.000 So we're all watching it together again for the first time.

02:25:59.000 And here.

02:26:00.000 And here it comes.

02:26:02.000 Hold on to your Hadarutskis.

02:26:05.000 Oh, my God.

02:26:06.000 Oh, it's our guy.

02:26:07.000 This is fantastic.

02:26:08.000 Kartnark.

02:26:09.000 Kartnark, what are you?

02:26:11.000 The funniest person in the world?

02:26:13.000 Like, he's traveling to different parking lots to tell people to put their carts back.

02:26:18.000 And he hasn't done this 30 times.

02:26:21.000 He's done this 3,300 times.

02:26:24.000 It must be his full-time job.

02:26:26.000 We've got to get him on the show.

02:26:27.000 Can someone find me Cartnark?

02:26:30.000 I need to speak to him.

02:26:32.000 Show me how many videos he has.

02:26:33.000 Is that Kartnark's channel?

02:26:35.000 It is.

02:26:36.000 He's in.

02:26:38.000 Let me see.

02:26:38.000 Click on videos.

02:26:41.000 Look at this.

02:26:42.000 How many are there?

02:26:43.000 So many.

02:26:44.000 Look at him.

02:26:45.000 Look at him.

02:26:46.000 He's amazing.

02:26:47.000 COVID did not slow him down.

02:26:49.000 Nope.

02:26:49.000 In fact, it looks like he picked up a little bit.

02:26:51.000 He's still enforcing the law.

02:26:53.000 So this one is called Nice Car.

02:26:55.000 You know where he is?

02:26:56.000 It rules.

02:26:56.000 Where?

02:26:57.000 Where Anthony Cumi used to hang out with his dad, San Juan Capistrano, in equestrian area of California.

02:27:03.000 I like horsey places.

02:27:05.000 Cart and Arcanteers.

02:27:06.000 That was...

02:27:06.000 See how violent that was?

02:27:08.000 It's egregious.

02:27:12.000 That's not where the car goes, sir.

02:27:14.000 That's split the spots.

02:27:16.000 Got a nice out of here.

02:27:17.000 Oops, it stops the magnets.

02:27:19.000 How do you go?

02:27:19.000 Yeah, exactly.

02:27:20.000 How do you kill it?

02:27:20.000 200 grand?

02:27:22.000 Plug it in his phone.

02:27:24.000 Didn't he see?

02:27:25.000 Maybe 20?

02:27:29.000 Yeah, nice shot.

02:27:30.000 Hard markets here, Agent Sebastian.

02:27:33.000 Yeah, let's go.

02:27:34.000 Do not touch my car, you fucking nigger.

02:27:36.000 Well, sir, do not touch my car, you fucking nigger.

02:27:38.000 He said it's funny to use it as an insult to white people, isn't it?

02:27:43.000 Yes, or I've never done that.

02:27:45.000 Although, some guy was yelling at me last week, and he called me nigger face.

02:27:50.000 Wow.

02:27:50.000 Because he was just so mad.

02:27:52.000 He's like, I don't fucking know what I had nothing to do with that nigger face.

02:27:56.000 Listen.

02:27:58.000 You have my attention.

02:27:59.000 Are you saying that I have big lips?

02:28:07.000 Yeah, that's good.

02:28:10.000 Well, sir, I'm out of the end mortar, number one, but that's our bumper magnet.

02:28:12.000 Oh, I got another one here for you.

02:28:14.000 Take my car again.

02:28:15.000 I'm going to call the police.

02:28:17.000 Sir, why do you call the police?

02:28:18.000 You're touching my vehicle.

02:28:19.000 The magnet's touching you.

02:28:20.000 You can't afford my car, so that's what fucked up.

02:28:22.000 How much does your car cost?

02:28:23.000 $20,000.

02:28:24.000 Why'd you pay this much for your car and you can't change your car?

02:28:29.000 This is like a good argument, sir.

02:28:30.000 That's just you calling the streets.

02:28:34.000 That's not nice, sir.

02:28:35.000 I'm going to give you a fucking cover first.

02:28:36.000 Get away from my car in our paws.

02:28:38.000 Rip the shit up and charge.

02:28:40.000 Whatever needs to come first.

02:28:41.000 Well, I don't think it's nice.

02:28:42.000 I think what needs to come first is you're taking the car back instead of slamming it into the spot.

02:28:46.000 Well, that's your business.

02:28:48.000 That's the problem with Americanized.

02:28:49.000 Motherfuckers don't mind your business.

02:28:51.000 That's what the issue is.

02:28:52.000 The problem with America is people don't take responsibility for their own actions.

02:28:56.000 No, this is my line for the cars.

02:28:58.000 Here we go, right there.

02:29:02.000 Does he have a GoPro on a helmet or something, you think?

02:29:06.000 It doesn't look like a GoPro.

02:29:07.000 How?

02:29:08.000 Where?

02:29:08.000 Does he have an iPhone taped to his chest?

02:29:10.000 Yeah, I don't know.

02:29:11.000 Because you can see he's using both hands.

02:29:13.000 Sure is.

02:29:14.000 Yeah, this doesn't look like GoPro footage to me.

02:29:16.000 Yeah, it's not fisheye enough.

02:29:17.000 No.

02:29:17.000 I mean, you can't make it linear, but the quality isn't as good.

02:29:20.000 Stay the fuck away!

02:29:21.000 Sir, why are you yelling?

02:29:22.000 Because you're fucking touching my shit!

02:29:24.000 Sir, can I put it under your windshield?

02:29:26.000 Does that make you feel better?

02:29:26.000 Stay the fuck away from my car!

02:29:31.000 That's assault, sir.

02:29:33.000 I've a constant curious.

02:29:34.000 That's still a bad.

02:29:35.000 Then you should know better then how to use your shit.

02:29:38.000 You should know that's not.

02:29:40.000 No, you put it on yourself.

02:29:44.000 That's not petty.

02:29:45.000 Sir, it's.

02:29:46.000 You give all us white people a full story.

02:29:47.000 That's petty.

02:29:48.000 That's the joke, moron.

02:29:50.000 You give all us white people a bad name.

02:29:53.000 All those white people a bad fucking name.

02:29:54.000 By being responsible?

02:29:56.000 Alright, guys.

02:29:57.000 Well, he threatened me with a gun, which, for the Cardark's safety, we are going to.

02:30:04.000 Let's California play YU something.

02:30:06.000 Well, we get in that video, anyway.

02:30:07.000 So the point is, folks, Cardin Archeteers, if he really did have a concealed carry permit.

02:30:12.000 Are we cardinaleers?

02:30:13.000 Yeah, I guess we are.

02:30:14.000 Which we have to treat that as a credible threat.

02:30:18.000 He should be able to do that.

02:30:19.000 He knows that is not the acceptable use.

02:30:22.000 That's not a life-threatening situation when someone's asking you to put your cart back.

02:30:26.000 So for folks who were looking to get a concealed carry permit, please be more responsible than that, fellow.

02:30:33.000 If indeed he really has one, a lot of people will just say that.

02:30:36.000 But again, once a lethal force is going to get our regulations.

02:30:41.000 You turn around.

02:30:43.000 You turn around.

02:30:45.000 That is a fantastic, petty, and annoying character that you invented, sir.

02:30:50.000 And thank you for bringing it to our attention.

02:30:52.000 Thank you for getting on people's nerves and being a dick about carts.

02:30:55.000 I kind of agree with you.

02:30:58.000 I always take my carts back.

02:31:00.000 All decent people should.

02:31:01.000 Sometimes I'll see shit like in the New York City subways.

02:31:03.000 I'll just see a big, like, super gulp cop just on the stairs of the subway.

02:31:09.000 I can't imagine me just going, I'm done with this.

02:31:12.000 I'm going to put it there.

02:31:13.000 Not in the garbage.

02:31:15.000 I'm just going to put it there.

02:31:17.000 What are you doing?

02:31:18.000 We're running out of time.

02:31:19.000 We have 30 seconds.

02:31:20.000 Get fired.

02:31:21.000 Get in trouble.

02:31:21.000 Be brave.

02:31:22.000 And never stop fighting.

02:31:33.000 When we meet, I get excited.

02:31:34.000 She gon' blow and she gon' ride it.

02:31:36.000 No relationship, feelin' fightin'.

02:31:38.000 Group like birds, I feel it fightin'.

02:31:40.000 Girl, I got prayers for you.

02:31:42.000 Got a couple bands for you.

02:31:43.000 I like this band for you.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 12, 2020

S03E38 - GREAT TITS [2020-11-12 - S03E38 - GREAT TITS]

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