In this episode of Thick & Thin, the boys talk about the new Proud Boys album, "Killing Pablo" by Mark Bowden, and what it means to be a proud member of the Proud Boys. They also talk about a new song from Alt-J's dad, Wolfgang Wolfgang Von Thee Stallion, and the new music video for "Get Off My Lawn" by Gavin McInnes.
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00:05:57.000I thought, wouldn't it be funny if you do, your dad's Eddie Van Halen and you record a song and it's called Thank You for the Gift, but you make it suck on purpose?
00:06:05.000And you're like, Eddie, you always rocked and you passed on your gift to me.
00:08:53.000And I was so nervous because I thought, what if this, like, I know for a fact, Eddie Van Halen is looking down from heaven right now at his boy and he's hearing this song for the first time going, no, they actually, he said that in the interview, he's like, wouldn't it be funny, Dad, if you were like, here, do you like my music?
00:09:09.000He's like, actually, it fucking sucks.
00:15:11.000And the irony is, if you want to restore your race or maintain your race, you're going to, if Ho-Chunks want to stay as Ho-Chunks, you've got to marry Ho-Chunks.
00:15:20.000I like your theory based on the fact that maybe they'll eradicate the Asians.
00:16:54.000So I'm written out of the history books, which is why you should never do anything thinking, well, this will be, you know, I'll be in history as this guy.
00:17:02.000You don't have any control with how you're perceived.
00:17:05.000So don't do it just because that's how you'll be remembered.
00:17:10.000Those guys, there's Dan and Dash and Ryan, like they would hang around me a lot because in New York City, everyone wanted their moment to be documented.
00:20:46.000You know, when my kid breaks his arm, I remember when I broke my arm and my dad took me to the hospital and we looked at the x-ray and decided if we should get a cast or not.
00:20:54.000So I'm very calm in a situation like that because I have context.
00:20:58.000I have a father, so I can be a father.
00:22:08.000So in many ways, he's frozen in time as a 13-year-old.
00:22:12.000Because him and like Thoreau, just like survivalist culture, I guess, in general, like all those kind of guys who just want to do their own thing, make their own little world or whatever.
00:23:02.000Like he said to me once, he goes, Gavin, we're all doing stuff, but you're running around with like a notepad documenting people doing shit.
00:26:15.000Thank you to the members of the Judiciary Committee for the opportunity to speak with the American people about Twitter and your concerns around censorship and suppression of a specific news article and generally what we saw in the 2020 U.S. elections conversation.
00:26:30.000We were called here today because of an enforcement decision we made against the New York Post based on a policy we created in 2018 to prevent Twitter from being used to spread hacked materials.
00:26:42.000This resulted in us blocking people from sharing a New York Post article, publicly or privately.
00:26:49.000We made a quick interpretation using no other evidence that the materials in the article were obtained through hacking and according to our policy we blocked them from being spread.
00:27:06.000We informed the New York Post of our error and policy update and how to unlock their account by deleting the original violating tweet, which freed them to tweet the exact same content and news article again.
00:27:18.000They chose not to, instead insisting we reverse our enforcement action.
00:27:24.000We did not have a practice around retroactively overturning prior enforcements.
00:27:28.000The Cincinnati demonstrated that we needed one, and so we created one we believe is fair and appropriate.
00:27:35.000I hope this illustrates the rationale behind our actions.
00:27:40.000So that's what happens at these hearings.
00:32:45.000Black Folks talk about what white supremacy means to them.
00:32:50.000So they didn't answer the question and they were so bad at their assignment that they said, let's just change the game.
00:32:58.000That's like if you had a bunch of people and told them to play soccer and they kept running around with the ball in their hand and passing it and throwing it to each other, you just have to go, this is a football game.
00:33:11.000A bunch of black people play a great football game.
00:33:49.000Obviously, we're talking in a very blanket statement about general patterns, and this does not apply to the individual, but surely you can notice patterns.
00:33:58.000That's why there's black pride, gay pride.
00:34:00.000They tend to notice things about themselves that bring them together.
00:34:31.000And I know a lot of eugenicists talk about IQ and race and how this team scores worse than that team, but they rarely talk about the speed at which different races can process information.
00:34:44.000And this might be why rapping is popular with African-American people of color, because it takes quick thinking to be able to rhyme that fast, especially, obviously, freestyle.
00:34:55.000Third, I would say, there does seem to be a perpetual optimism within the black community.
00:35:00.000And fervent racist Jared Taylor wrote an article once just for fun about things I love about black people.
00:35:06.000You know, just like a challenging exercise.
00:35:09.000And he talked about a case he was working on.
00:35:12.000And he said, I was walking through the slum from my hotel to the courtroom, and I saw the same homeless black people every day.
00:35:17.000And every day they had a smile on their face, and they were joking around and just being very positive.
00:35:22.000So just off the dome, I would say athleticism, quicker thinkers, and perpetual optimism seem to be traits of the blackness that they're superior at.
00:36:16.000And I thought, wow, whites are good at systems.
00:36:17.000We're also good at inventing things, particularly Americans, because I think the ones with the grit from Europe had the balls to leave Europe.
00:36:24.000They seem to have come here and they're good at inventing stuff.
00:36:29.000Asians seem to be the smart ones, but we're good at coming up with shit like electricity and TVs and this microphone and these buttons, et cetera, et cetera.
00:36:38.000So that's things where we tend to excel.
00:40:28.000Now, these people aren't answering the question, but I would like to join these African-American people of color and say, yes, that drives me fucking nuts.
00:40:37.000Though this wasn't the assignment, if the assignment was annoying things about white people and that was your list, I would say, I fucking agree.
00:40:47.000Like, you go to the, there's this beach that you can take your pets and these dogs are coming up to you like, and then on your leg and stuff, and he's grabbing your dog's ball, and they just sit there smiling.
00:40:59.000They assume that you love their dog as much as them, which makes me hate them and their dog even more than I already did.
00:41:06.000And the taking them on the fucking plane is just getting completely out of hand.
00:43:46.000But a cartoon guy comes from outer space and gives your kids presents, and you don't want to celebrate that because it sounds too Christian.
00:46:01.000When we get pulled over, our hands are 10 and 2.
00:46:03.000When the cop's being an asshole, we seethe and go, son of a bitch.
00:46:08.000Maybe sometimes, if it really gets bad and he punches me in the face, we may fill out a report.
00:46:14.000But as far as telling him to go fuck himself and shoving him, we don't do that.
00:46:18.000So we are better at not getting arrested, sure.
00:46:20.000White people are superior at not getting arrested.
00:46:24.000Well, yeah, I was driving down the street with a darn down the highway with a friend of mine who was white, and he was like, I just want to pull over and pee.
00:47:03.000And I see black people and go, so we're superior at being a pussy.
00:47:07.000But just like two black people ago, we had a guy who thought he can't pull over on the highway and pee or a monster cop in a clanhood is going to shoot him from the car.
00:47:18.000Like that woman has a Klanman, Klansman cop leaning with a gun out of his car and they're saying, white people are scared of shit that doesn't even exist.
00:51:40.000Whether you are Republican, whether you're Democrat, whether you're conservative, like white people are really good at upholding white supremacy.
00:51:47.000How about claiming that they are actually a whole separate race when actually white DNA comes from the black female?
00:52:33.000You're treating yourself like a slave, saying that we're the colonizers and you're the victim and you're in chains and you can't get anywhere and I live in this world of white privilege.
00:52:43.000America is unique because it doesn't have classism.
00:52:46.000It doesn't structure people by their accent or their caste.
00:52:50.000Everyone who works hard gets a reward.
00:52:52.000And your takeaway is you're a colonizer and you think you won, but I'm still in chains, but maybe I won.
00:53:03.000You don't even know your own argument.
00:53:12.000I mean, Hannibal led his elephants through the Mediterranean and took over southern Italy.
00:53:21.000I can't remember how long he dominated the south of Italy for, but that was an African colonist.
00:53:27.000The Moors left northern Africa and colonized Portugal and Spain.
00:53:31.000I think they were there for 700 years.
00:53:33.000So you did okay with colonizing, but no one holds a candle to the colonialization of the West, especially after the Industrial Revolution when England was everywhere.
00:55:08.000If we check the crime stats, I think violent crime, you're going to find, well, they say 14% is responsible for 50% of violent crime in America.
00:55:18.000They're talking about blacks, but it's really just 18 to 25-year-old black males.
00:57:49.000He argues that the way that the black culture in America in the early days post-slavery was really raunchy and lots of swearing and cuss words.
00:57:59.000And it's Scottish redneck culture that they adopted.
01:00:56.000We have a fun gay person on the show today, Arielle Scarcella.
01:01:02.000And she's an interesting person because she's liberal, I would say.
01:01:09.000But because she doesn't give the trans thing 101% of her attention and take it 101% seriously and worship at the feet of the trans gods, she's a racist bigot, right-winger, trans folk.
01:05:20.000A professor shows a student how easy it is to hack a Dominion voting machine.
01:05:27.000I'm here to tell you electronic voting machines Americans got, wait, let me read the poll quote, got to solve the problem of voting integrity.
01:07:48.000But I can understand it because I have a very small chest and I've always felt more masculine than I probably should.
01:07:55.000Because I think some parts of the world, even just in some parts of America, some guys or some girls will consider somebody like me more feminine because I'm smaller and thinner.
01:08:05.000And then sometimes people will consider somebody with bigger chest, bigger butt, thicker, more feminine.
01:08:11.000So it depends on where you are, I guess, and who you're with.
01:08:13.000But I can understand why big boobs would be considered feminine and why some women would want them off.
01:08:20.000It's disturbing how many people are doing it, I think.
01:08:25.000But I don't think there's anything inherently morally wrong with it.
01:08:32.000Did you see that video of those feminist lesbians in Britain?
01:08:36.000I think they started the whole turf thing and they were running into some trans office of some trans woman saying, why are you encouraging young women to cut off their breasts?
01:08:48.000Yeah, yeah, no, I think that's the problem.
01:08:50.000I think the problem isn't with some lesbians doing it.
01:08:53.000I think the problem is how many are doing it.
01:08:56.000And I think that a lot of them are doing it because they think that they're trans or they think that they're non-binary or some of all these other new genders of the week.
01:09:05.000When I think it's actually just an old school butch lesbian thing where they feel more masculine and they want to present more masculine, but they don't want to be a man.
01:09:16.000Back in the day, people would just wear sports bras, and now for some reason, it's become cool and hip and I guess an easy way out, so to speak, maybe for them.
01:09:26.000Well, in the Middle East, a lot of these Muslim countries, they say, we don't have any gays here.
01:09:31.000And they're right in the sense that the lesbians cut their tits off and live as men, and the gays cut their dicks off.
01:10:02.000It's that they're forcing gay people to transition.
01:10:05.000So even if they do still feel like they're a female who just likes females, they will make them transition to male.
01:10:13.000Not that you can transition to male, but to appear male, right?
01:10:17.000So I think it's just a societal thing for them because they know that people can't change sex.
01:10:21.000So still technically speaking, it's a female with a female, right?
01:10:24.000But I think for them, it's visually and societally more acceptable when they see somebody presenting as a man and somebody presenting as a woman together, no matter what gender or sex they originally were.
01:10:35.000And it's disturbing because it is undermining the fact that there are, you know, that the people are still homosexual, right?
01:11:16.000I think it's like 80% of women, of people that are born female, I should say, are now like identifying, like where they would have just been lesbians before, right?
01:11:28.000They're identifying as queer or non-binary or trans men or all these other labels, anything other than just identifying and being a woman who loves women.
01:11:41.000And it's also been proven, and there are, again, statistics and studies with this that show in high school, I can't remember where this study was done, or some, I don't know, some high school in the United States, a bunch of high schools, I mean, you're more likely to be accepted as a trans person,
01:12:01.000you know, among teachers and classmates, I should say.
01:12:03.000You're more likely to be protected, you know, because people are worried about, you know, transphobia and trans people getting killed and all these other things.
01:12:14.000It's like a real thing that happens sometimes.
01:12:16.000But popularity, you know, socially and, you know, popularity-wise in these classrooms and for protection and protection-wise as well among the teachers, it's better for you to be a trans kid than to simply be a lesbian.
01:12:31.000But my point was going to be, I don't care why this is happening.
01:12:37.000In the Middle East, it's because of some bullshit with the Quran.
01:12:40.000Here, it's because it's a fashion trend.
01:12:44.000But at the end of the day, we have mutilated children.
01:12:48.000And that's a lot of people are regretting it.
01:12:52.000And the people that haven't regretted it yet, in my opinion, it's just because they haven't gone fully through the transition yet.
01:13:02.000If you look online, there are more and more detransition videos.
01:13:06.000And I would say 99% of them are females, you know, females that thought that they were trans or thought that they were non-binary, whatever the fuck you want to call it, and realized like they went on with testosterone and realized, oh my God, this isn't for me.
01:13:20.000And now they're going through life with their voice super deep.
01:13:24.000Certain hair growth is going to be different.
01:13:27.000Their facial features will be different.
01:13:29.000Certain things will go kind of back to the way they were.
01:13:34.000But, I mean, certain things aren't going to change, you know?
01:13:37.000Well, if you take those hormones as a kid, those puberty blockers, I think you're infertile for the rest of your life.
01:13:49.000Most of the D-transitioners that I've seen are people that, like I said, are born female, call themselves non-binary, trans, queer, whatever the hell, go on testosterone around right before, right after they started puberty.
01:14:19.000Because that's when, I guess, your body starts to actually make significant changes between males and females.
01:14:27.000Yeah, and it's really upsetting to me as a woman because lesbians are almost being completely erased, to be honest.
01:14:37.000There was an article I read the other day on Pink News, which is a horrible site, by the way, like absolutely terrible site based in the UK, completely homophobic and all these other things, but they're super woke.
01:14:48.000And they were talking about how there's only 15 lesbian bars in the United States left.
01:14:53.000I think it was in the year 2000, there were like thousands of them, right?
01:15:15.000But like, you have an article written about, like, let's save the lesbian bars, save the lesbian bars.
01:15:20.000And then literally the first paragraph says, lesbian bars, literally it says lesbian bars are important because it welcomes all people.
01:15:27.000No, bitch, like, it's important because it's for lesbians.
01:15:30.000It's the one place that we have, and you're making it about everybody else.
01:15:33.000And it's interesting to see how they, you know, the people on the progressive left, the woke people, whatever, keep making it their duty to call out the misogyny on the right, let's say, which there is, of course, sometimes.
01:15:46.000Like, there's hypocrisy on both sides and misogyny on both sides.
01:15:50.000But when you say that women exist, like when you say, to me, that's when you say that lesbian bars exist, they're important because they exist for everybody.
01:15:59.000That's saying that women are there to comfort people.
01:16:04.000It's like, no, we're not there to comfort people.
01:16:07.000And we exist for ourselves, not for everybody else.
01:16:10.000And that's a crazy misogynistic thing to say.
01:16:13.000And this is coming from a progressive site.
01:16:18.000I mean, it's just bizarre to me how people don't see, I hate using this word, but how lesbophobic, it's such a stupid word to say, but like how lesbophobic the progressive left has become.
01:16:31.000Like I go to the people on the right, people on the center, anyone other than the far left, and they see how we're being like slowly erased, you know?
01:16:41.000You take away the lesbian bars, now all the parties, you can't even say lesbian because it's not inclusive enough, right?
01:17:26.000I think that there are cases of gender dysphoria, right?
01:17:31.000And those people would be better off chopping their dick off or cutting their tits off.
01:17:37.000Those people are freaks, and I would say there's like 17 of them in America.
01:17:43.000Same with those body dysmorphia people that cut their legs off because they want to be crippled.
01:17:48.000They're mentally nuts, and maybe they would be happier doing this bizarre operation.
01:17:53.000The numbers we're getting today are more, I think gays are 1% of the population.
01:17:59.000The amount of people calling themselves trans today is, I mean, we're getting up to, I'm just pulling this number out of my ass, but like 15 to 20%, especially in college, it's lunacy.
01:18:11.000And what happens is you have these men becoming women, and the men end up bullying, taking over the field.
01:18:18.000Like, I just saw the Australia's number one rugby female rugby player, and he looks like a white Mike Tyson, but he has long hair and a dress on.
01:18:56.000It's been proven that they have different brains and whatever went wrong, so to speak, it sucks.
01:19:02.000But it shouldn't fall on women, on females, biological women, to make these people feel better and have them come into our spaces in that way.
01:19:13.000That goes back to what you were saying with the lesbian bar.
01:19:16.000It's all of this cry on my breasts kind of thing.
01:19:20.000Yeah, like socially, I don't have much issue, believe it or not, with it.
01:19:24.000If somebody like Blair White, who's a really good friend of mine, love her, if she came into a woman's space, I would not feel uncomfortable.
01:21:15.000But when you have people, like you said, in that sport, handball or whatever was called, the handball sport throwing the ball, and they look male still, and you're coming into our spaces because that's not a social thing anymore, right?
01:21:59.000And I was talking about domestic abuse once, and I said, I got a lot of trouble for this, but I said, you can hit a woman for every 12 times she hits you.
01:22:09.000So you're just like 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, bang.
01:22:28.000She hits you once, you shit her the same.
01:22:30.000And I'm like, my wife, if I punch her in the face, she'd die.
01:22:36.000I would say instead of, if a woman hits a man, I would say instead of the man hitting back, if possible, the man should just, you know, detain her.
01:22:45.000Like, just figure out a way how to put her arms behind her back or sit on her or something.
01:22:50.000I'm not saying that she was right hitting him.
01:24:04.000And I think recognizing those differences is important.
01:24:08.000And it's a very important conversation to have because then we have situations like males in female prisons, you know, abusing the self-ID laws.
01:24:19.000And, you know, I don't think, do I think those males are actually trans women?
01:25:04.000And there must have been 200,000 people by the Brooklyn Museum.
01:25:08.000And I was like, I heard that, I looked up a lot of them dying.
01:25:11.000And a lot of the time it's because they're attracted to black gangster thugs, drug dealers, and that's just a dangerous relationship to be in.
01:25:18.000And, you know, they get caught up in the lifestyle of drugs and whatever, they get killed.
01:25:22.000But I looked up the four that they were protesting for.
01:25:25.000And like, one of them ran at a cop with a gun.
01:25:28.000One of them was murdered by her other trans girlfriend in some crazy love fight.
01:25:32.000Like it wasn't a plague, but for some reason it's the hot thing.
01:25:36.000So 200,000 people have to come out to talk about these four lives that were not indicative of a pattern.
01:25:43.000No, yeah, and I have a video about that.
01:25:45.000And so does my friend Rose of my friend Ashley Rose of Dawn, who's a trans woman YouTuber in the UK.
01:25:50.000And she and I would, we pretty much agree on everything.
01:25:53.000I think you would agree with her on a lot of things too.
01:25:56.000She thinks this is complete lunacy too.
01:25:58.000She believes that she just is a male who had gender dysphoria who lives her life as a woman now.
01:26:05.000And if you look at her, you would not, not that passing necessarily legitimizes somebody's gender dysphoria.
01:26:13.000But if you look at her, she did her best, does her best to present as a woman, lives her life as a woman.
01:26:19.000And she thinks most of these people are crazy too.
01:26:22.000And we did a video, the point was, that I was going to make was we made a video about the lies that the Transgender Day of Remembrance spreads.
01:26:30.000It makes it seem like this is, like you said, they're killing all these trans people.
01:26:37.000All these trans people are dying all over the world.
01:26:38.000And I think it was like 30 worldwide or something, 30 in the United States.
01:26:48.000And most of, like they said, like we said in the video, most of the time it was either sex crimes, you know, like prostitution, and then they would get killed because of that, which is obviously still not okay, but it makes sense why it happened because people are crazy.
01:27:05.000Or, you know, I think not even one of them was because, oh, I'm going to go out and kill this trans person.
01:27:19.000But I think people just assume that that's the case.
01:27:23.000And then, of course, organizations like the HRC and GLAD and all these other LGBT organizations are making money off of people feeling bad for things that aren't even happening, really.
01:27:38.000Maybe gays are pushing the whole trans thing because it gets their numbers up.
01:27:42.000The way makeup companies pretend that men are starting to wear makeup, they're just trying to double their customer base.
01:28:10.000There are very few rights that we do not have anymore.
01:28:16.000Which is why they shifted from gay marriage and adoption to all these other transgender, non-binary, everything, all these new gender of the week type of things, because they have to keep their organizations going.
01:28:26.000These are multi-million dollar not-for-profits.
01:28:29.000Without, you know, do some of these identities exist and are some of them valid?
01:28:36.000Yeah, like these are legitimate experiences for a lot of trans people.
01:28:39.000But most of them, in my opinion, are just, you know, it's the new emo, in my opinion.
01:29:13.000I would say wear clothes to hide the shape of your boobs if they're bothering you that much.
01:29:21.000I would probably put her in therapy because I know from, I guess, secondhand experience, not personal experience, but we'll just say I dated somebody that had dysphoria, and I didn't know it at the time until they told me.
01:29:36.000And it's usually, if it's not an actual brain thing, you know, something that you're born with, it's usually a result of trauma.
01:29:43.000So I would go right to a psychologist and have my daughter talk to a psychologist or a psychiatrist and see if anything happened.
01:29:54.000You know, unfortunately, I'd have to see if anything happened to her in her childhood.
01:32:27.000I want to be a person that bridges the gap.
01:32:30.000And if somebody like you offers me to come on their program and I can speak my truth and speak the truth for a lot of lesbians or LGBT people in general, why wouldn't I allow that to happen?
01:32:48.000Why would I say, why would, like, you know, the famous picture of Ellen DeGeneres and George Bush and everyone was like, Ellen, you're crazy.
01:32:54.000You're a terrible person for hanging out with him.
01:32:56.000How do we know that she wasn't trying to, you know, like, like I said, bridge the gap?
01:34:30.000And she goes and talks to super Catholic Christians all the time.
01:34:36.000She disagrees with them on a lot of things, obviously, but she understands where they're coming from.
01:34:40.000And regardless of where they're both at in their life and their path, it's important that for some reason they were coming together at that one point to learn from each other.
01:34:51.000And that's the only way you're going to become an actual more, actually a more accepting society.
01:36:13.000You and I are from Brooklyn or from New York, whatever.
01:36:16.000No matter how much you disagree with somebody in New York, you can have a conversation with them.
01:36:20.000That's kind of maybe just a New York thing.
01:36:22.000And I'm grateful that I grew up in a place that was like that because I think it's very, very, very difficult to have conversations with people like that from other places around the world.
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01:44:16.000Dear Grandmaster Gavin Ching Chang Charlie, on a recent episode, you spoke about interviewing Paul Stanley and him not being impressed by Ace's success with New York Groove.
01:44:24.000It's easy to write a song about a city.
01:44:25.000That pandering closet case would know he wrote Detroit Rock City and isn't from Detroit.
01:46:05.000I definitely know how to fight if ever needed.
01:46:07.000Defending myself in high school from a bully after being...
01:46:09.000Why are you talking like this is a stranger who doesn't include his name and then just writes to me like he's my long-lost brother and I give a shit.
01:46:25.000In episode 38, you said some dyke who looks like a fag look like she should be named Kyle.
01:46:29.000My name is Kyle and you have hurt me today.
01:46:31.000My brother's named Kyle and I'm aware of that.
01:46:34.00020 years ago, when yet another comedy hero of mine, George Carlin, slandered my name with his infamous Tucker, Todd, and Kyle bit, it took me two nights and two days to get over it.
01:46:43.000Today I find myself in another dark place.
01:46:45.000I think I speak for 51% of Kyle's out there when I say, crawl back into the bottom of a tequila bottle, you wormy-faced, bedwetting, scrawny little fat cell.
01:47:19.000Dear Gavin and Lord Emperor of the Fagsone here has a question for you.
01:47:22.000I've always wanted to have a luxurious flowing beard, but genetics have crushed those dreams.
01:47:26.000I might be able to pull off a mustache, though.
01:47:28.000So with all this retarded lockdown shit going on, I figured it'd be the perfect time to give it another shot.
01:47:32.000Check out this picture of me with my four weeks of growth.
01:47:34.000I feel like I'm starting to look like a trailer park meth chef, but at nearly 41 years old, I don't think it's going to get much better than me.