Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E42 - OUTTA PRISON [2020-11-23 - S03E42

00:00:16.000 Get off my lawn with Gavin.

00:00:19.000 Don't think that I'll be a saint.

00:00:24.000 But I might go down to the river.

00:00:28.000 I'm gonna go down to the river, y'all.

00:00:29.000 Cause the way that the sky opens up when we think it's making me sing.

00:00:34.000 Blue sky.

00:00:43.000 Men and women both have the same number of holes.

00:00:57.000 Good jam.

00:00:58.000 That's Justin Bieber at the AMA's.

00:01:01.000 We'll be covering that.

00:01:02.000 JLo was too sexy.

00:01:05.000 So sexy.

00:01:06.000 We'll show some of her sexy dance.

00:01:08.000 It's going to be so sexual.

00:01:12.000 We drove all weekend.

00:01:13.000 We went to visit John Kinsman up at Bear Hill Correctional Facility.

00:01:17.000 That took a long ass time.

00:01:21.000 Although I saw flights.

00:01:24.000 Bear Hill is unique in that it has an airport and the flights are affordable.

00:01:29.000 So maybe I'll fly next time.

00:01:31.000 If it's like 300 bucks, that's better than throwing your whole weekend down the drain.

00:01:36.000 But we went there to Malone, New York, total shithole, and watched a man come out of a cage, sit in a cafeteria.

00:01:43.000 And it was fucking weird.

00:01:46.000 He's very chill, too.

00:01:47.000 But you know what was kind of strange about it?

00:01:49.000 I never would have predicted this.

00:01:50.000 It's weird going with the mother of the guy's children.

00:01:55.000 Because men and women are very different.

00:01:57.000 And men, like we could be on your, a man could be in his deathbed and his friends would show up and they'd say shit like, I guess I don't have to pay you that $100 I owe you.

00:02:07.000 And he'd be like, ha ha, ow, ow.

00:02:09.000 Don't make me laugh.

00:02:11.000 A woman is like, I love you and crying and stuff.

00:02:14.000 And they're both very important ways to deal with pain.

00:02:17.000 But yeah, we deal with it differently than, and so having her there, we couldn't do our goof thing, Ryan and I, because you don't want to goof around when we're talking about three little children, one of which he hasn't seen ever.

00:02:31.000 One of his own children he's never seen.

00:02:34.000 And they don't allow kids now because of COVID, everything's shut down.

00:02:37.000 So the kid area is closed, and she couldn't have three kids on her lap.

00:02:40.000 They have to stay with you on your lap.

00:02:43.000 So she gave up and didn't bring them.

00:02:46.000 So it's sad.

00:02:48.000 So when she went up to get him stuff, we could do our goof business.

00:02:53.000 But then when she was back, we had to be reverential.

00:02:55.000 And then we left early so they could have their quiet time together.

00:02:59.000 But they can't touch, do anything.

00:03:01.000 And because of COVID, you have to be six feet away from the prisoner.

00:03:04.000 So we had unmasked, you got to yell.

00:03:07.000 So we could have been planning, you know, the civil war.

00:03:11.000 It's so loud in there.

00:03:14.000 And it's weird because a lot of my letters get sent back and his drawings have been getting sent back and emails.

00:03:19.000 We can't correspond sometimes.

00:03:21.000 If you say the word proud boys in a letter to them, by the way, or Antifa, the letter won't arrive.

00:03:27.000 So call them good guys and bad guys or something.

00:03:29.000 Don't talk about clubs.

00:03:31.000 They think it's a gang and you're planning gang stuff.

00:03:35.000 Prisons are not nice.

00:03:38.000 Jail is fun.

00:03:39.000 Jail is cool.

00:03:40.000 Jail is dope.

00:03:41.000 Just smells bad.

00:03:42.000 But the COs in jail, you can just say, fuck you, pig.

00:03:45.000 And they say, fuck you, bitch.

00:03:47.000 But in prison, there was a guy at Bear Hill a couple months ago who he was a new guy from Rikers that was used to the sort of laid-back groovy vibe of jail.

00:03:56.000 And he said, yo, that's my boo right there.

00:04:00.000 Like, you don't even look these people in the eyes.

00:04:03.000 The last thing you do is suggest that you fuck one of them.

00:04:07.000 They brought in her brother, who also works at the prison.

00:04:10.000 He beat the guy's ass.

00:04:12.000 Then they bring him to her husband.

00:04:14.000 The brother brings the guy to the husband.

00:04:16.000 The husband and the brother now beat his ass again.

00:04:19.000 Then they brought him to the dad.

00:04:20.000 He also works there.

00:04:22.000 You never know.

00:04:23.000 That's three severe beatings.

00:04:26.000 That's not the right one.

00:04:28.000 Well, that's what he was like after the beating.

00:04:30.000 Oh.

00:04:31.000 Let me see.

00:04:32.000 You never got your useless.

00:04:33.000 Why don't you have a better sense of that?

00:04:34.000 I'm going to have an aneurysm on a toilet.

00:04:36.000 You never know.

00:04:37.000 That was our running joke the whole time.

00:04:39.000 It's hard not to do that.

00:04:40.000 You never know.

00:04:42.000 Yeah.

00:04:43.000 So it's a very strange dynamic to go there and be with, it's almost like, you know, we're mortals and she's a god.

00:04:52.000 And these two gods, like fucking Zeus and Persephone or whatever, are sitting there having this intense, you know, energy.

00:05:00.000 And we're like, hey, man, you ever sneeze and fart at the same time?

00:05:04.000 What's that?

00:05:05.000 A snirt?

00:05:06.000 Imagine you snirted and shit your pants.

00:05:09.000 You ever fart so hard it hurts your anal lips?

00:05:13.000 So anyway, but we filmed it all.

00:05:16.000 We did a sit-down interview, so that's a great Censor.tv presents coming up.

00:05:19.000 Do you have the footage of me there?

00:05:22.000 I've got a sleep.

00:05:24.000 A short chunk clip.

00:05:26.000 I don't look very sexy, but it's cool to see the...

00:05:30.000 There, stop, stop.

00:05:32.000 That's not even the main prison entrance.

00:05:34.000 I think that's where they bring in food and supplies and stuff.

00:05:39.000 The main prison entrance is...

00:05:41.000 Well, you'll see that in a second.

00:05:46.000 It's big.

00:05:46.000 800 prisoners.

00:05:48.000 There.

00:05:50.000 Now, we put a...

00:05:51.000 This is kind of funny.

00:05:52.000 We put an old man filter on the footage.

00:05:56.000 Oh, I didn't add it yet.

00:05:58.000 What?

00:05:59.000 Yeah, no, we...

00:06:00.000 I didn't add it.

00:06:00.000 No, Ryan, you clearly did.

00:06:01.000 Look.

00:06:02.000 Visiting Johnny Barrett.

00:06:04.000 Yeah, you already added the old filter.

00:06:06.000 That's just you.

00:06:07.000 My eyeballs don't look like they have their each individual anus that is being shit out right now.

00:06:13.000 It does look like that, but no, there's no...

00:06:15.000 This is straightforward, you jerk.

00:06:18.000 No.

00:06:18.000 This guy, you are a clown.

00:06:21.000 I promise, that's raw footage.

00:06:23.000 We did that.

00:06:24.000 So mean.

00:06:25.000 Because the original file.

00:06:26.000 Another thing about guys is we're always ribbing each other and adding filters and making us look old.

00:06:35.000 This guy, I'm going to get you back for that hilarious joke.

00:06:39.000 Gavin, it's got the original file.

00:06:42.000 Anyway, do not do that again.

00:06:44.000 People at home are going to think that's real.

00:06:48.000 So, yeah, I explained everything about the jail, right?

00:06:54.000 I did indeed.

00:06:56.000 Today's book is the book of Joe.

00:06:59.000 All about Joe Coleman.

00:07:02.000 One of my favorite artists of all time.

00:07:04.000 Can you turn off the fucking audio, you retard?

00:07:06.000 What do you mean?

00:07:08.000 I'm still hearing.

00:07:10.000 There's like a plane or somebody.

00:07:12.000 Is it upstairs?

00:07:14.000 It sounds like it's coming from that speaker.

00:07:16.000 Doing some weird roller thing.

00:07:19.000 Anyway, Joe Coleman, incredible artist.

00:07:22.000 Really detailed Americana type stuff.

00:07:24.000 He's really into like the 1920s and hobo culture, you know, where hobos would have a thing where they would put a mark outside your house.

00:07:34.000 Like a circle and a square means this woman's nice.

00:07:37.000 She might give you something to eat.

00:07:38.000 And then two X's means, no, there's a guy in here with a gun and he hates us.

00:07:42.000 Hobos.

00:07:43.000 You know, back when hobos were traveling sorts.

00:07:47.000 And when I came to New York, it was still very sort of old school New York, still dangerous.

00:07:53.000 And this is the culture.

00:07:54.000 Like Joe Coleman wasn't just a great graphic artist, visual artist.

00:07:58.000 Dude, I am sure this is coming from that speaker.

00:08:02.000 It's off.

00:08:04.000 Look, this is with it on.

00:08:09.000 That's off.

00:08:10.000 That's very, very unusual.

00:08:12.000 What a disturbing sound.

00:08:14.000 I'm starting to feel like a crazy guy.

00:08:17.000 Wait, we're not showing that yet.

00:08:19.000 So, look up Joe Coleman and Mice and Fire.

00:08:22.000 He used to wrap himself in those firecrackers, and then he'd eat a mouse or a rat on stage.

00:08:32.000 And I thought, that's what you want when you come to New York City, right?

00:08:34.000 You want the crazy shit, the cutting-edge shit.

00:08:38.000 So when I did that comedy performance at the stand, Aaron Berg was talking about dicks.

00:08:44.000 Here, turn it up.

00:08:48.000 I love you so much.

00:09:14.000 See, you young pussies don't understand entertainment and sacrificing for your art.

00:09:19.000 Damn.

00:09:19.000 So Aaron Berg was making fun of foreskins, and I have a foreskin.

00:09:23.000 So when I came out after him, I pulled my foreskin out of my pants.

00:09:26.000 I said, that's not so gross.

00:09:27.000 If you wash it, it's fine.

00:09:28.000 And I was banned from the club.

00:09:29.000 The manager was mortified.

00:09:32.000 And he said the gayest thing I've ever heard.

00:09:34.000 He said, I have to turn my back on you now.

00:09:40.000 And he's like, we had to refund.

00:09:41.000 There was young girls in the audience.

00:09:43.000 Like, you got to be 21 to be at a club.

00:09:46.000 It's New York City, right?

00:09:48.000 Where Joe Coleman blows himself up and eats mice.

00:09:51.000 And it's like one in the morning.

00:09:53.000 Sorry, my set wasn't family friendly.

00:09:55.000 It's just a penis.

00:09:56.000 I did a completely nude set in Brooklyn once at Brooklyn Brewing Company, which was fun.

00:10:02.000 I wish I had that on tape.

00:10:03.000 All the dudes were like this.

00:10:05.000 I'm not looking down.

00:10:06.000 I'm not looking down.

00:10:07.000 I'm not looking down.

00:10:08.000 The girls weren't like drooling, but they at least didn't care.

00:10:12.000 So they would look up, look down sometimes.

00:10:15.000 You're not hearing that through your headphones.

00:10:17.000 You promise.

00:10:20.000 I ran into him once at Keene Steakhouse.

00:10:23.000 Anyway, you can go down to Joe Coleman Hole, and you can be down there for hours.

00:10:27.000 Very talented artist, very dangerous dude.

00:10:30.000 Really interesting stuff.

00:10:33.000 But yeah, Justin Bieber at the AMA's.

00:10:35.000 What's 11?

00:10:37.000 He did his little performance there.

00:10:40.000 We've got a jam-packed show for you tonight, folks.

00:10:46.000 It's weird when they write about it because they can't play any of the music.

00:10:54.000 Who are these people?

00:10:55.000 BTS or something?

00:10:57.000 Do people like that band for real?

00:11:00.000 Yeah.

00:11:08.000 Maluma.

00:11:08.000 Justin Bieber joins.

00:11:09.000 Why are Hispanic artists like Bob the Bunny?

00:11:12.000 Bad Bunny taking over our culture?

00:11:15.000 There should be a separate section, Latin culture.

00:11:21.000 Go down a bit, though.

00:11:23.000 I have one of the links that shows all the highlights.

00:11:26.000 It's just interesting because I know nothing about music anymore.

00:11:30.000 I don't listen to it.

00:11:32.000 But I feel like a foreigner.

00:11:34.000 I feel like I'm Polish.

00:11:36.000 So that's Megan the Stallion in the Middle, Justin Bieber.

00:11:39.000 And then The Weekend, he's an Ethiopian from Canada, Toronto.

00:11:44.000 And he did a song called, what's it called?

00:11:47.000 Brilliant Lights?

00:11:52.000 Yeah, 2-1.

00:11:53.000 Blinding Lights.

00:11:54.000 You know it.

00:11:55.000 It's very disco-y.

00:11:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:00.000 You got something else.

00:12:03.000 Just jump in the middle.

00:12:09.000 Very ages.

00:12:11.000 So this song is about when you're really horny and you're drunk and you drive drunk to some girl's house.

00:12:16.000 And then he made the mistake of saying that.

00:12:18.000 So he went, wait, I just made drunk driving cool.

00:12:21.000 Oh, so to make up for that, he showed up last night with bandages on his face.

00:12:26.000 Oh, I see.

00:12:27.000 Say, it's not cool after all.

00:12:28.000 I changed my mind.

00:12:30.000 That's 2-0.

00:12:31.000 Gotcha.

00:12:36.000 Oh.

00:12:37.000 Got it?

00:12:38.000 We're in the same thing.

00:12:40.000 Oh, I see.

00:12:40.000 He's wearing the same thing, yeah.

00:12:42.000 Right, from that same trip.

00:12:43.000 So he's like, hey, I know I was drunk driving, but I got into an accident.

00:12:46.000 So don't do it.

00:12:47.000 Why is he bringing a butt plug to an award ceremony?

00:12:50.000 Yeah, that's a painful one, too.

00:12:51.000 You know who he was boning?

00:12:52.000 Gigi Hadid.

00:12:54.000 I thought they were going to say Gigi Allen.

00:12:56.000 No, Bella Hadid, sorry.

00:12:57.000 Bella Hadid.

00:12:58.000 I think that's the one who said, sucker's going to get some, or what's he saying?

00:13:02.000 He might like, get it.

00:13:05.000 She's talking about a drunk driving ticket?

00:13:07.000 My boy's going to like get pulled over.

00:13:10.000 But I don't know who these people are.

00:13:11.000 Look at 1.9.

00:13:13.000 It sums up all the.

00:13:15.000 You'll be so happy to hear who won everything.

00:13:18.000 So there's Megan thee stallion.

00:13:19.000 Look, she didn't wear high heels.

00:13:22.000 She wore like snowboard shoes.

00:13:24.000 What the hell?

00:13:25.000 They look like they're for Arctic hikers.

00:13:27.000 That's not sexy, Megan, you lazy bitch.

00:13:29.000 You look like Jordan 11.

00:13:30.000 You can't learn your dance routines with heels on?

00:13:33.000 Look at what she's wearing.

00:13:36.000 That's just laziness.

00:13:38.000 That's like, I don't want to be uncomfortable.

00:13:39.000 High heels hurt my feet.

00:13:40.000 Yeah, that's the, you're on stage.

00:13:43.000 You're performing.

00:13:44.000 It's supposed to be about an illusion.

00:13:47.000 This is all about Megan Lee's dad.

00:13:48.000 She's retarded.

00:13:50.000 You think?

00:13:52.000 If I ever interviewed her, my first question would be, what's eight times seven?

00:13:52.000 Yeah.

00:13:57.000 So look at this.

00:13:58.000 We know Taylor Swift.

00:13:59.000 Okay, so she accepts an award.

00:14:00.000 And then there's Dojo Cat.

00:14:02.000 I don't know if you want to show off tits like that.

00:14:04.000 No.

00:14:05.000 By the way, Dojo Cat, Black Dad was not in the picture at all, just like Katsu.

00:14:10.000 Same with The Weekend, Black Dad not around.

00:14:13.000 But I don't hate those tits.

00:14:14.000 I'm not a tit snob.

00:14:16.000 However, if you have like a five-penciler, do you really want to show them off?

00:14:22.000 What do you think, Ryan?

00:14:23.000 No, I think that's as good as she could do.

00:14:27.000 So she's like, you know, I'll prop him up with a transparent pants on if you have a small dick.

00:14:35.000 Yeah, that's a bad.

00:14:36.000 That's shrinkage.

00:14:38.000 That's like David Bowie in Labyrinths.

00:14:40.000 Okay, so those guys won because they did a song with Justin Bieber.

00:14:44.000 I don't know.

00:14:45.000 Look at that guy's hair.

00:14:46.000 And then there was those Korean guys.

00:14:49.000 I can't believe anyone listens to that that's over 10 years old.

00:14:52.000 My daughter is into them, ironically.

00:14:55.000 Then there's that guy.

00:14:57.000 He's got a good jam about running to the church like a track star.

00:15:01.000 Then there's Dua Lipa Chik.

00:15:02.000 She's like Armenian or something.

00:15:04.000 I know about her.

00:15:05.000 But like, look at these people.

00:15:06.000 Go up, go up, go up a little bit.

00:15:08.000 No, stop, stop.

00:15:09.000 Past country.

00:15:09.000 You're not supposed to know anything about country.

00:15:11.000 I do.

00:15:12.000 Okay, who's Luke Combs?

00:15:14.000 Luke Combs?

00:15:15.000 Yeah, he does plenty of things.

00:15:16.000 Who's Morgan Wallen?

00:15:18.000 That one I don't know.

00:15:20.000 Marin Morris.

00:15:21.000 Yeah, she's a female singer.

00:15:22.000 She does 80s Mercedes.

00:15:25.000 And then who's De Baby?

00:15:27.000 The baby's some guy rapper who does the Ruddy Ryko Rich, I believe.

00:15:38.000 Isn't it funny how I saw this meme going around where they go, Baby It's Cold Outside is Sexist.

00:15:42.000 Coming up next, Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion with wet ass pussy.

00:15:50.000 But yeah.

00:15:52.000 Remember Dola, so I wanted to talk about Doja Cat's tits.

00:15:59.000 Well, we already did, but one fourth, she is a hideous Jewish chick whose dad came in, made her.

00:16:06.000 But it's amazing how different women can make themselves, right?

00:16:10.000 Very proud of her mediocre tits.

00:16:13.000 But look at her without makeup.

00:16:15.000 Her tits look like mediocre.

00:16:18.000 Wow.

00:16:20.000 Oof.

00:16:21.000 Stop doing puns or ban from the show from now on.

00:16:24.000 You don't even know what okra looks like.

00:16:26.000 Yeah, and they don't look like that.

00:16:27.000 Okra's delicious.

00:16:29.000 But her tits don't look like that.

00:16:31.000 Well, they're tubular.

00:16:33.000 They're pointy.

00:16:33.000 They're not pencils, but show the people what okra looks like.

00:16:40.000 This is how bad your joke is.

00:16:43.000 And your internet connection's even worse.

00:16:44.000 Yeah, like tube tits.

00:16:46.000 No, they're not tube tits.

00:16:47.000 They're floppy parrot heads.

00:16:49.000 Parrot heads, okay.

00:16:51.000 But yeah, she was famous for say so.

00:16:55.000 Remember that jam?

00:16:56.000 15?

00:16:57.000 It was the number one song in all of America for weeks.

00:17:02.000 And it's just...

00:17:05.000 No, not the rap part.

00:17:06.000 Go somewhere else.

00:17:11.000 She's always showing her nip as well.

00:17:12.000 How did she get away with that?

00:17:20.000 Isn't it amazing how that hideous woman we just showed you is this woman too?

00:17:26.000 She looks like the hottest stripper at like a New Jersey strip club.

00:17:30.000 Remember she got in trouble for being racist?

00:17:33.000 Her white self?

00:17:35.000 By the way, just play The Cardigan's Love Fool.

00:17:38.000 It's the same song.

00:17:42.000 Jump in the middle.

00:17:49.000 Exact same song.

00:17:54.000 Shitty boring song.

00:17:57.000 Yeah, 1-7.

00:17:58.000 She was in trouble for being on these racist chat rooms a long time ago.

00:18:03.000 We have to bring this up every time we talk about her.

00:18:05.000 But it's just funny that black people can't get canceled.

00:18:08.000 Like, she was singing, how much nothing would a didn't do, nothing if I didn't do, didn't do go down.

00:18:14.000 Oh, your fucking tweets don't load.

00:18:17.000 Jesus, H. Can't you fix that?

00:18:20.000 Yeah, people have been telling me.

00:18:21.000 Well, why are people telling you?

00:18:22.000 Why didn't you look it up and fix it?

00:18:24.000 Well, it's already clicked.

00:18:25.000 It says show tweets in Twitter.

00:18:28.000 Yeah, so that's not the solution, but you should have Googled the problem yourself.

00:18:31.000 You're slowing down the whole show here.

00:18:33.000 I'm just going to use Chrome from now, and look at this.

00:18:35.000 Beautiful.

00:18:36.000 Okay, then use Chrome.

00:18:37.000 Sorry, Brave.

00:18:38.000 So there she is on a racist chat, but I couldn't really hear what she was saying.

00:18:47.000 I bet it wasn't White Supremacist.

00:19:10.000 Okay, so that's I can't make that out, and I bet it's not white supremacist.

00:19:13.000 No, keep going.

00:19:14.000 Go down.

00:19:17.000 So stop that audio.

00:19:20.000 And then here's a clip of the racist song she made.

00:19:29.000 We can't read it, Ryan, blow it up.

00:19:30.000 I'm getting annoyed here.

00:19:49.000 Didn't do nothing is a criticism of a particular type of black person.

00:19:53.000 A person who's a criminal who lacks culpability.

00:19:56.000 Mess Head is the white version, I guess.

00:19:58.000 Tweaker.

00:20:00.000 There's lots of names, derogatory names for fucking losers.

00:20:05.000 And she just put one of them in her song, and they happened to be for blacks.

00:20:09.000 Like, what about Hillbilly?

00:20:11.000 Dojo the Cat.

00:20:12.000 Dojo Cat responsible for blah, blah, blah, is under fire after homophobic tweets surfaced.

00:20:17.000 Let's see how bad these are.

00:20:18.000 I know we've already covered this, but I...

00:20:21.000 It's just interesting that you can't cancel black people.

00:20:26.000 I need a couple faggots when I...

00:20:28.000 Move over.

00:20:29.000 I can't read it.

00:20:34.000 I called a couple people faggots when I was in high school in 2015.

00:20:37.000 Does this mean I don't deserve support?

00:20:38.000 I've said faggoty faggot roughly like 15,000 times in my life to saying faggot meaning you hate gay people.

00:20:43.000 Do I hate gay people?

00:20:44.000 I don't think I hate gay people.

00:20:45.000 Gay is okay.

00:20:46.000 Uh-oh, that's reasonable.

00:20:48.000 And then she made a much more serious apology.

00:20:51.000 And what else?

00:20:55.000 Oh, more apologizing, apologizing.

00:21:02.000 Yeah, what is the problem where Deborah Messing is mad?

00:21:06.000 So, yeah, she was the one who suggested you milk her.

00:21:09.000 1-8.

00:21:09.000 She's a cow.

00:21:11.000 Terrible shit song.

00:21:12.000 Is this the bigotry of low expectations?

00:21:14.000 Someone can make garbage like this.

00:21:17.000 Rip off the song Love Sick or whatever it's called, The Cardigan's Love Fool.

00:21:24.000 Say stuff that gets us canceled on a daily basis.

00:21:33.000 Very happy with her kits, isn't she?

00:21:37.000 I'm wasting a lot of time here on bullshit garbage culture.

00:21:44.000 Oh, I was calling myself a caddy daddy earlier because I care about fashion and pop culture, but it reminded me of Kyle Dunnegan's fantastic character, Caddy.

00:21:54.000 Caddy Daddy, this is so good.

00:21:56.000 Show this to your wife and she'll love you forever.

00:21:58.000 Go back to the beginning.

00:22:00.000 Hi, I'm Roy.

00:22:02.000 I have a bitch ex-wife, a millennial daughter, and the things I love most are shopping, crushing pussy, and gossip.

00:22:09.000 They call me Caddy Daddy.

00:22:12.000 Is Billy Eilish a boy or a lesbian?

00:22:15.000 Sweetheart, what's the matter?

00:22:17.000 Jacob broke up with me.

00:22:19.000 Because of your tiny tits?

00:22:21.000 Your football shoulders and mustache?

00:22:23.000 Oh, isn't that?

00:22:25.000 Oh, God, don't tell me you have your mother's ugly vagina.

00:22:28.000 There's surgeries now.

00:22:28.000 Don't panic.

00:22:29.000 I'll start googling.

00:22:30.000 Oh, God, my daughter for the disgusting vagina.

00:22:33.000 He's moving.

00:22:35.000 Next time.

00:22:36.000 I wrecked the punchline.

00:22:37.000 He's moving.

00:22:37.000 Wait, go back.

00:22:40.000 No, hold on.

00:22:40.000 Hold on.

00:22:42.000 I'll start googling.

00:22:43.000 Oh, God, my daughter for the disgusting vagina.

00:22:46.000 He's just moving.

00:22:48.000 Next time, I'm Caddy Daddy.

00:22:50.000 Sweetheart, get off the phone.

00:22:51.000 I have to ask you something.

00:22:52.000 Hold on.

00:22:53.000 No, hold on.

00:22:54.000 I'm your father, and I have a very important question for you.

00:22:57.000 Call your bag.

00:23:00.000 What?

00:23:01.000 Is there a Michelle Geller dad?

00:23:04.000 No.

00:23:05.000 Because I just haven't seen her in so long.

00:23:08.000 I know what she didn't do last summer.

00:23:10.000 Work in Hollywood.

00:23:12.000 Sorry.

00:23:15.000 I love him.

00:23:16.000 He's so fucking good.

00:23:18.000 He's the guy who did the perfect Joe Biden last episode where he goes, I was vice principal under Brock Tobaggin.

00:23:25.000 Did we show that?

00:23:27.000 Did we?

00:23:28.000 We have to.

00:23:28.000 I think we did.

00:23:29.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:30.000 Yeah, we have to.

00:23:30.000 Let's jump to Biden.

00:23:32.000 He doesn't know where he is.

00:23:34.000 Isn't it funny that people hate Trump so much?

00:23:36.000 They literally ran a plant as a presidential candidate.

00:23:40.000 I don't mean like someone who's planted there.

00:23:42.000 I mean an actual thing that's green that you water that grows out of the ground.

00:23:45.000 This person is dead.

00:23:48.000 Do 3-1.

00:23:49.000 3-1.

00:23:51.000 Under Biden.

00:23:54.000 I love watching.

00:23:56.000 Especially immigrant Americans who came to the United States looking for political stability and seeing.

00:24:01.000 Ryan, I told you twice today when you show a video to make sure it's just the video.

00:24:05.000 I can't full screen it, but it would take a lot.

00:24:08.000 This is how long it takes me to zoom in.

00:24:16.000 Okay, well then you start setting it up and I'll keep talking.

00:24:20.000 All the things that the president is doing.

00:24:22.000 Pause.

00:24:22.000 You have to go back.

00:24:23.000 You have to go back.

00:24:24.000 You have to go back to the beginning.

00:24:29.000 Especially immigrant Americans who came to the United States looking for political stability and seeing all the things that the president is doing.

00:24:37.000 Hang on.

00:24:38.000 I'm on my way.

00:24:40.000 That's what I say.

00:24:41.000 Not a joke.

00:24:42.000 And what the president's doing now is really going to be another incident where he won't go down in history.

00:25:03.000 It's a fancy way of saying governors, governors need to be able to get funding when they need to bring their National Guard into play.

00:25:16.000 What?

00:25:20.000 Is that it?

00:25:24.000 Look at 3-3.

00:25:26.000 He cannot speak English.

00:25:29.000 You could have a random Japanese man on the street and he would be more articulate.

00:25:36.000 They talked about that in some detail.

00:25:38.000 Thirdly, we discussed the need to help states with Title 32 funding for the National Guard.

00:25:44.000 That's a fancy way of saying governors, governors need to be able to get funding when they need to bring their National Guard into play.

00:25:57.000 And the National Guard's going to have to play this.

00:25:59.000 It costs a lot of money.

00:26:00.000 They talked about that in some detail.

00:26:03.000 If they steal the election and Biden gets in, which we'll get to election gates soon, it's not looking good for Biden.

00:26:08.000 It's looking very good for Trump.

00:26:10.000 We're good.

00:26:11.000 Our job is to make fun of stuff.

00:26:14.000 So we're going to be drowning in Bidenisms.

00:26:18.000 We'll have too many.

00:26:20.000 We have t-shirts of his quotes, and there'll be plenty more.

00:26:23.000 So that's going to be good for us.

00:26:25.000 But the fact that Americans, even with all of Trump's landslide, there's still millions of people who voted for Biden.

00:26:32.000 You petty bitches.

00:26:34.000 You elected a guy because you don't like another guy.

00:26:38.000 The fuck is the matter with you?

00:26:41.000 Way to vote losers?

00:26:43.000 It's just the way he talks, the way Trump talks.

00:26:46.000 At least he speaks.

00:26:47.000 At least he has sentences.

00:26:49.000 I bet so many of us this Thanksgiving are going to be looking at our sisters and our relatives and just going, what the fuck are you thinking?

00:26:55.000 Don't bring it up, is my advice.

00:26:58.000 When's Thanksgiving?

00:26:59.000 This Thursday?

00:26:59.000 Yep.

00:27:00.000 Don't bring it up, please.

00:27:03.000 But you can sit there and secretly think, what the fuck?

00:27:08.000 How did you get so brainwashed?

00:27:10.000 Like if your brother, this is a perfect example, if your brother was in Scientology, then you still want to retain a relationship with him.

00:27:17.000 But when he comes over, so don't bring up Scientology and L. Ron Hubbard and all that.

00:27:21.000 But you're allowed in your head to be going, what the fuck?

00:27:24.000 Where did mom and dad go wrong?

00:27:26.000 What the fuck are you thinking?

00:27:28.000 Fucking you to your mom?

00:27:32.000 We have some footage of who voted for Biden, actually, speaking of these people.

00:27:36.000 3-2.

00:27:39.000 You can see what they're like, and they seem pretty decent.

00:27:42.000 They seem pretty wonderful.

00:27:44.000 I liked them.

00:27:46.000 So I'm still just as confused after I saw the people who voted for them.

00:27:50.000 Here they all are, every single one of them.

00:27:55.000 What do you think?

00:27:56.000 They're beautiful.

00:27:57.000 You want to poop your pants, folks at home, if you haven't seen this, obviously?

00:28:01.000 None of those people exist.

00:28:04.000 This was created by an AI program that looked at a bunch of people, noticed a pattern, and said, I can make these.

00:28:10.000 These are fucking easy.

00:28:11.000 This is like the Tower of Babel.

00:28:13.000 We're getting a little too close to God.

00:28:16.000 He doesn't mind.

00:28:17.000 He's fine.

00:28:18.000 Well, maybe he does mind because what happened with the Tower of Babel?

00:28:21.000 We built something that touched heaven and he went, get the fuck and swatted us back down.

00:28:26.000 Are we about to get swatted again?

00:28:27.000 Maybe that's what COVID is.

00:28:30.000 Although that would imply that he hates fats and olds.

00:28:36.000 So callers last week said I should sell these for like $50 a pop money goes to charity.

00:28:43.000 You want these?

00:28:44.000 If that works, I'll be very surprised.

00:28:48.000 That's basically asking for an autograph.

00:28:51.000 Speaking of funny, there's a fun parlor account just randomly I pulled up one day.

00:28:55.000 I saw them comment on one of mine and I checked them out and they it's really cool.

00:28:59.000 Speaking of AI, to notice patterns with this, this is 2-3, obviously, after the...

00:29:05.000 Oh no, that's not after the, it's after Caddy Daddy.

00:29:10.000 Why are you showing me the page load?

00:29:14.000 Don't show anything until it's ready to be shown.

00:29:17.000 Okay?

00:29:18.000 That's now four times I've said.

00:29:19.000 But this is the parlor page you want to show.

00:29:21.000 Yes, but you showed it loading.

00:29:23.000 Okay, go down.

00:29:24.000 It's called Faces of the Left.

00:29:26.000 Let's see that.

00:29:28.000 Ew, your friendly neighborhood spider trans is a black indigenous.

00:29:33.000 By the way, I hate when black people always call themselves indigenous.

00:29:36.000 Because technically you have like 0.08 Cherokee.

00:29:36.000 Why?

00:29:40.000 That's just the average.

00:29:40.000 No, you don't.

00:29:42.000 So you're just sticking it into your gene pool.

00:29:44.000 Go back.

00:29:45.000 It's enough for her.

00:29:47.000 But you get to notice patterns because I have black sons.

00:29:54.000 Ew!

00:29:59.000 Black sons.

00:30:00.000 I think a lot of these people adopt kids as pets.

00:30:05.000 Hi, I have a, it's a get out of racism-free card.

00:30:09.000 So they just have some black kid like Madonna or Charlie's Throne.

00:30:14.000 Oh my lord.

00:30:16.000 Blacks hate you, dude.

00:30:20.000 Oh, gross.

00:30:23.000 You don't have to click on them all.

00:30:24.000 Let's just scroll down and see the patterns.

00:30:26.000 Because not only are they all ugly, but a lot of them were normal looking and made themselves ugly.

00:30:34.000 What is that?

00:30:34.000 I don't know what gender that is.

00:30:36.000 Some little brother.

00:30:39.000 She identifies as a little brother.

00:30:41.000 Oh, there's a pretty one.

00:30:42.000 That's rare.

00:30:44.000 Anti-racista.

00:30:46.000 Anti-fascista.

00:30:47.000 Fuck you.

00:30:48.000 Look at that guy.

00:30:49.000 Imagine having beers with him.

00:30:51.000 I would be so embarrassed, worried about some of my friends at the bar seeing me with him.

00:30:55.000 Not that they would think I'm gay, but just like, that guy's such a bummer that I would be embarrassed around him.

00:31:02.000 Whoa.

00:31:04.000 So we know what Jonathan Miranda's doing now that he can't do Man on the Streets for us because COVID.

00:31:08.000 Well, wait, I want to show you something.

00:31:09.000 Speaking of child abuse, look at this 3.6.

00:31:14.000 I saw this on Cassandra Fairbanks' feed.

00:31:16.000 She goes, kids shouldn't even know these words.

00:31:18.000 These are sexual words.

00:31:20.000 Polygamy, polyamorous, lesbian.

00:31:23.000 All of those words are sexual words.

00:31:25.000 They're about a sexual preference.

00:31:27.000 You have to have sex to have a sexual preference.

00:31:30.000 So kids shouldn't know types of sex that I like.

00:31:35.000 Hi, I'm four.

00:31:36.000 I'm probably going to only be into anal when I get older.

00:31:39.000 Well, let's cross that bridge when we come to it.

00:31:41.000 Thank you.

00:31:42.000 No need to get into it now.

00:31:43.000 And the way these women treat their trans children is just like that I have black kids hashtag.

00:31:49.000 They see them as toys.

00:31:51.000 It's like little girls playing house.

00:31:54.000 These women are mothers pretending to be mothers.

00:31:58.000 Play the whole thing?

00:32:02.000 Okay.

00:32:03.000 What we got freezing.

00:32:06.000 That's bothering me quite a bit.

00:32:12.000 Today we choose to recognize, honor, love, and celebrate anyone here who would claim their identity publicly as lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender, queer, or Christian.

00:32:25.000 Tell me all dress the same too.

00:32:27.000 It's like frumpy, cheap.

00:32:30.000 Cracker Barrel, Walmart.

00:32:34.000 This is Fee.

00:32:35.000 Hold on a sec.

00:32:35.000 Pause.

00:32:36.000 Say you're a little gay boy, right?

00:32:38.000 And you wish you were a girl.

00:32:40.000 Usually those girls they want to be is like, I'm a lady, like the chick, Lady Miss Keir, groovis in the heart, or like the lady from Pee Wee's Playhouse there, who's like, a lady, lady, and I have long, beautiful blonde hair.

00:32:56.000 This is like a frumpy lesbian soccer mom.

00:33:00.000 Like no one who wants to be a woman wants to be such a sh I want to know, I don't want to say shitty woman, but androgynous woman.

00:33:06.000 Like she's made her son into her.

00:33:10.000 It's like when you see these black single moms and their sons are like six and they're wearing Air Jordans and the dope vests and all this stuff.

00:33:17.000 And they look like the husband who walked out, a husband, the baby daddy who walked out.

00:33:22.000 So they're building themselves a little husband.

00:33:25.000 I stole that, by the way, from Tommy Saudomear.

00:33:27.000 But it's true.

00:33:28.000 And then here, they have a boy and they go, man, I want to make a mini me.

00:33:33.000 So they just made her, she made her son into not a woman, but her sexless, genderless, big blob of a mom.

00:33:44.000 That's like me painting a little mustache on my daughter and slicking her hair back and giving her Ray-Bans.

00:33:52.000 Say it.

00:33:54.000 What do you want to say?

00:33:55.000 I'm really sorry.

00:33:57.000 You're a little shy.

00:33:58.000 Say you're a girl.

00:33:59.000 Do you want to tell you if you're a boy or a girl?

00:34:02.000 I just want to kid and die.

00:34:05.000 Okay, you can tell them that.

00:34:07.000 Say it.

00:34:12.000 Okay, Phoenix would like you to know that she's a girl and she prefers she and her pronouns.

00:34:18.000 There, I have a kid that's weird and different.

00:34:21.000 Now I'm special.

00:34:24.000 I don't have a black kid.

00:34:25.000 That's the sweetest plum.

00:34:27.000 But I have a trans kid now.

00:34:29.000 That's child abuse.

00:34:32.000 I sent it to Ariel Scarcell and she said similar stuff, but she said she sent it to Blair White.

00:34:38.000 I hope Blair White does a video about that because it's much more potent when an actual trans person says, this is fucking gross.

00:34:45.000 But that's weird.

00:34:46.000 Now, I guess I understand.

00:34:48.000 I think you're born gay 95% of the time.

00:34:52.000 And I understand maybe in the 50s, these kids felt weird.

00:34:55.000 But everyone feels weird.

00:34:56.000 Fuck.

00:34:57.000 I had an English accent when I was five and I got beat up.

00:35:01.000 Big fucking deal.

00:35:02.000 That's life.

00:35:04.000 Life isn't fair.

00:35:06.000 I told you that.

00:35:07.000 Johnny was helping me with the mail out the drawings for John.

00:35:10.000 And I go, this is the, you know, the black lady who comes here with her kids?

00:35:14.000 This is for her kids.

00:35:15.000 It's a charity because her husband's in jail.

00:35:17.000 He goes, why is he in jail?

00:35:18.000 I go, because life isn't fair.

00:35:21.000 Sooner you learn that, the better.

00:35:26.000 Also in the news, Black Rifle Coffee.

00:35:31.000 So this is 2-4.

00:35:32.000 Elijah Schaefer put up a tweet and it had Kyle Rittenhouse with his lawyer, Lynn.

00:35:38.000 He's named after Lincoln.

00:35:39.000 Scroll down.

00:35:42.000 Scroll down.

00:35:43.000 Scroll down.

00:35:45.000 No, there was there.

00:35:47.000 Free at last.

00:35:52.000 Tweets are uploading.

00:35:53.000 Are you in Chrome?

00:35:55.000 Yeah.

00:35:55.000 Okay, maybe scroll down.

00:35:57.000 Is it deleted now?

00:35:59.000 Wait, that was a tweet.

00:36:04.000 I'm not a happy guy at Camper right now, Ryan.

00:36:08.000 Yeah.

00:36:09.000 So Elijah Schaefer retweeted this.

00:36:12.000 Scroll down so we can see the motherfucking picture, please.

00:36:15.000 And it's Kyle Rittenhouse, Ricky Schroeder.

00:36:17.000 By the way, Ricky Schroeder, I don't...

00:36:20.000 That kid's a spoiled fucking little rich kid.

00:36:22.000 I remember him when he was younger.

00:36:24.000 He had the dude from Fresh Prince used to hang out at his house, and he had video games in his playroom, and he lived in a mansion, and he had like his own little mini Ferrari.

00:36:35.000 You know what I mean?

00:36:36.000 Like, I don't respect guys who grew up like that.

00:36:40.000 Right, Ryan?

00:36:41.000 Yeah, that's Ricky Schroeder.

00:36:45.000 You don't see anything unusual about what I just said?

00:36:47.000 Well, does that have anything to do with how you grew up?

00:36:51.000 Nope.

00:36:52.000 I grew up lower middle class.

00:36:54.000 That was an invitation for you, if you had a brain and were remotely funny, to go, Gavin, that was the show Silver Spoons.

00:37:02.000 He was playing a character.

00:37:03.000 I've never seen that show.

00:37:04.000 He didn't really...

00:37:05.000 You never heard of Silver Spoons?

00:37:07.000 Well, that's what Ricky Schroeder was in.

00:37:07.000 I've heard of it.

00:37:09.000 Maybe our age gap is ruining our jokes.

00:37:13.000 I knew he was from something.

00:37:15.000 Show Ricky Schroeder.

00:37:16.000 Show Silver Spoons.

00:37:18.000 There was a famous breakdancing scene.

00:37:21.000 Oh, God.

00:37:21.000 I remember that.

00:37:23.000 It was Fresh Prince of Bel Air guy before he was Fresh Prince of Bel Air guy.

00:37:27.000 And Ricky Schroeder.

00:37:28.000 And the dancing is so bad.

00:37:30.000 It's vomit worthy.

00:37:32.000 So unworthy of TV.

00:37:41.000 Wow, that's really good.

00:37:45.000 I don't know if I could do this.

00:37:46.000 You're not talented.

00:37:47.000 We've done it before, and it...

00:37:50.000 That's not talented.

00:37:52.000 You just touched your knee and went like that.

00:37:54.000 This is so bad.

00:37:56.000 Okay, Moonwalk.

00:37:57.000 Kind of hard.

00:37:58.000 That's a thing.

00:37:59.000 You've done one thing so far.

00:38:01.000 What is that?

00:38:03.000 And then you just...

00:38:08.000 Right here.

00:38:09.000 This is my favorite part.

00:38:15.000 That was great.

00:38:17.000 What do you got, Mom and Dad?

00:38:24.000 Look at my shoulders.

00:38:36.000 What are you clapping for?

00:38:38.000 That's not hard to do.

00:38:40.000 Now they're just jumping.

00:38:43.000 How long did they work on that for?

00:38:44.000 One minute?

00:38:46.000 Oh, their dad's moves.

00:38:49.000 Oof.

00:38:50.000 What a cringe-tacular cringe fest.

00:38:52.000 Anyway, Ricky Schroeder's a cool guy.

00:38:54.000 I was making a joke that Ryan didn't get because he's two years old.

00:38:59.000 So anyway, Elijah Schaefer retweets that tweet and says, best coffee company ever, which I think is in the same link I sent.

00:39:10.000 But Twitter doesn't load on your computer and you didn't look it up.

00:39:14.000 And then the story is: I want to be careful here.

00:39:16.000 The story is that Black Rifle Coffee pulled their sponsorship of On the Blaze because they thought they were being associated with Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:39:25.000 Enrique called them because he's been promoting them like crazy and said, what the fuck's going on?

00:39:30.000 And they said, no, no, no, no, no.

00:39:31.000 This is a big misunderstanding.

00:39:33.000 We were asked if seeing Kyle Rittenhouse wear our shirt, we were asked if that's going to change who we sponsor.

00:39:43.000 And we said no.

00:39:45.000 And then Enrique said, okay.

00:39:48.000 I'm not really buying that excuse, though.

00:39:51.000 Do you have the Elijah Schaefer thing?

00:39:53.000 I have the Yvette one here.

00:39:58.000 Oh, so see, they get a little bit of pressure from some bitch named Yvette Brown, and they start freaking out.

00:40:06.000 Wait, go back.

00:40:07.000 Did she spell the word I wrong?

00:40:09.000 I asked, too.

00:40:10.000 Oh, shit.

00:40:10.000 Wait.

00:40:11.000 Chase asked.

00:40:12.000 Wait, go to the top.

00:40:14.000 Wait, I fucked up.

00:40:15.000 Now let me find back things.

00:40:20.000 Okay, I asked too, and it's been crickets.

00:40:21.000 You think if Black River Coffee didn't condone the murder of two people, it wasn't a murder, bitch, they'd speak up.

00:40:27.000 I mean, I would.

00:40:29.000 What is that?

00:40:31.000 Is that a spelling mistake?

00:40:32.000 Or is that a thing you do now when you want to make I a capital, even though it already is?

00:40:38.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:40:40.000 Oh, I see what you mean.

00:40:40.000 Right, right, right.

00:40:41.000 Capitalize I. Yeah, you can't.

00:40:43.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:44.000 To emphasize, I mean, I would.

00:40:48.000 If you want to make I more of a capital letter, throw in the towel.

00:40:48.000 Just give up.

00:40:53.000 Not happening.

00:40:56.000 So I don't really...

00:40:57.000 So go back to the original story there, 2-4.

00:41:02.000 Utah company objects after Blaze Media Reporter ties its coffee to lit.

00:41:06.000 So I think the story might be bullshit.

00:41:08.000 Or they're just walking the line here.

00:41:11.000 They got blowback from the left.

00:41:12.000 So they said, nothing to do with us.

00:41:14.000 And then they got blowback from the right.

00:41:15.000 And they go, we didn't say that.

00:41:17.000 Which isn't a very brave way to be.

00:41:19.000 Get fired.

00:41:20.000 Get in trouble.

00:41:21.000 Be brave.

00:41:22.000 On the Blaze.

00:41:24.000 Let me see the opening paragraph.

00:41:27.000 Of course, this is written by a woman.

00:41:28.000 Salt Lake City Coffee Company said it objected to a tweet posted by Blaze Mini, blah, blah, blah.

00:41:33.000 Accused of killing two people.

00:41:34.000 Elijah Schaefer tweeted a sense-removed photo of the 17-year-old.

00:41:38.000 Schaefer posted a discount code for the coffee.

00:41:42.000 I want to see them be quoted.

00:41:42.000 Go down more.

00:41:45.000 Black Rifle Coffee.

00:41:48.000 Yeah, we are not fluctuating our ad spend, she said in a text message.

00:41:52.000 We did have a conversation with Schaefer, and he understands the post was a mistake.

00:41:58.000 That's not really making Black Rifle Coffee look good or bad.

00:42:03.000 So we'll keep you posted on that, because I will fucking come down on them like a ton of bricks.

00:42:11.000 Speaking of awards, and when we were in the lobby of the prison, there's a huge picture of Andrew Cuomo, the fucker who threw John in prison.

00:42:21.000 And Zenoa has like, she's triggered by that face.

00:42:25.000 She can't watch Law and Order.

00:42:26.000 She can't watch any prison shows.

00:42:28.000 She's not interested in watching Danimore as we drove through it.

00:42:31.000 That's how I found out.

00:42:32.000 But seeing his face is hard on her.

00:42:34.000 And right below, they're talking about how you need, you know, ID and stuff.

00:42:37.000 And it says in big letters, accreditation.

00:42:40.000 And I'm like, yeah, I credit you with this bullshit, Cuomo.

00:42:44.000 I also credit you with the death of thousands of New Yorkers.

00:42:48.000 And you wrote a book called I'm Awesome about how you handled this.

00:42:54.000 You murdered people.

00:42:55.000 And you wrote a book about how awesome you are when the epidemic is not even over, the pandemic.

00:43:01.000 And then I found out, this might be old news to you, he's been nominated for an Emmy.

00:43:08.000 Pardon me?

00:43:09.000 How old is this story?

00:43:11.000 Two days ago.

00:43:12.000 Two days ago.

00:43:13.000 Nominated for an Emmy.

00:43:15.000 And check out the quote in that article, the Emmy people.

00:43:20.000 The governor's 111 daily briefings worked so well because he effectively created television shows with characters, plot lines, and stories of success and failure.

00:43:31.000 International Academy President CEO Bruce Paisner said in a press release, people around the world tuned in to find out what was going on, and New York Tough became a symbol of the determination to fight back.

00:43:43.000 So now politicians doing press conferences can win Emmys.

00:43:48.000 Look up this shithead.

00:43:50.000 Who's that?

00:43:51.000 What do you mean?

00:43:52.000 Cuomo or the...

00:43:53.000 Look up Cuomo?

00:43:54.000 Why would I want to look up Cuomo?

00:43:57.000 Emmy's guy.

00:43:58.000 Oh, the founder.

00:43:59.000 What?

00:44:01.000 The Emmy's founder?

00:44:02.000 The founder?

00:44:03.000 Why would I want to look up the founder?

00:44:06.000 Don't you think I would want to look up the guy whose quote I just read?

00:44:10.000 Were you here?

00:44:12.000 Yeah.

00:44:13.000 Well, what was going on in your mind?

00:44:16.000 Yeah, so who said that?

00:44:18.000 I wonder who said that.

00:44:20.000 I'll wait.

00:44:21.000 According to the Emmy's The Founder's Award.

00:44:26.000 Nope, go to the...

00:44:27.000 It's all in one paragraph.

00:44:30.000 It's actually Emmys Awards.

00:44:32.000 No, that's not the paragraph we read.

00:44:35.000 We read a quote.

00:44:40.000 Right, we read this one here.

00:44:41.000 That's the quote.

00:44:44.000 Washington Examiner.

00:44:47.000 Wow.

00:44:48.000 Ryan, your only focus is that quote.

00:44:50.000 People at home right now are pulling their hair out.

00:44:52.000 Oh, Bruce Paisner.

00:44:54.000 Yay!

00:44:56.000 Nailed it!

00:44:57.000 Speed demon, Ryan Catsu Rivera.

00:45:00.000 I almost said Ryan McGinnis.

00:45:04.000 So, yeah, we don't need to see the same article.

00:45:06.000 We want to see, so put his name in quotes.

00:45:10.000 Eek.

00:45:11.000 He looks like a chicken or a turkey.

00:45:13.000 Is he gay?

00:45:14.000 He's got a scary mouth.

00:45:16.000 Maybe not a gay mouth, but a scary mouth.

00:45:18.000 No, he doesn't really have a gay face.

00:45:21.000 What a piece of shit.

00:45:22.000 Look at those rosy cheeks.

00:45:26.000 Also in the news, New York City, where we work here in Midtown, Is done.

00:45:32.000 This is from a friend of mine took this picture.

00:45:36.000 Just junkies now just shoot up.

00:45:38.000 New York is their stomping ground.

00:45:41.000 So they lie on mattresses on the street.

00:45:43.000 They set up a little side table with an alarm clock.

00:45:46.000 I told you the other day the guy put a note with his big suitcase that said, we'll be back in five minutes.

00:45:53.000 This little, there's awnings everywhere.

00:45:55.000 So they use that to shelter from the rain and the snow.

00:45:58.000 And now they just shoot up, fight people.

00:46:01.000 This is not from a news source.

00:46:03.000 This is not a stock photo.

00:46:05.000 This is just two guys.

00:46:06.000 I forget what station this was, 59th?

00:46:09.000 Just shooting up.

00:46:11.000 That guy's a regular at that subway stop.

00:46:13.000 He attacks people.

00:46:14.000 The guy in the brown pants.

00:46:15.000 Is that Penn Station?

00:46:15.000 That's a Penn Station.

00:46:16.000 There's a P, yeah.

00:46:18.000 Isn't that mental?

00:46:21.000 And people who don't live here have no idea how bad it is, especially out in Brooklyn.

00:46:26.000 There was a mass shooting this weekend in Bedstead.

00:46:29.000 And the news will not go near it.

00:46:33.000 You have to, you know what you can learn from the news?

00:46:35.000 You learn what's not going on.

00:46:37.000 So if you see a story that's, let me rephrase up, the way you can tell what the fake news is pushing is from what they're hiding.

00:46:47.000 So there's a massive crime epidemic going on now.

00:46:50.000 It's mostly black, and the media is totally ignoring it because it doesn't fit the narrative.

00:46:56.000 And they want you to think mass shooters are white, but they're not.

00:47:01.000 Most of them are black.

00:47:02.000 And then when compared to the population, black males are 7% of the population, they represent a wildly disproportionate number of the cases.

00:47:12.000 Look at this.

00:47:14.000 Shot in bedstead.

00:47:16.000 A young woman is dead.

00:47:17.000 A teen boy now fighting for his life.

00:47:19.000 Police believe the shooting may have stemmed from a Sweet 16 party, one neighborhood over.

00:47:24.000 Eyewitness news reporter Candice McCown is live at the scene with more.

00:47:27.000 Candice.

00:47:30.000 Yeah, and Ken, that Sweet 16 party was happening in East New York earlier Sunday evening.

00:47:34.000 Police broke up that party, and outside we know that a 17-year-old was shot there.

00:47:38.000 He is going to survive.

00:47:40.000 But we know that that party reconvened here at this address on Albany Avenue.

00:47:44.000 And that is where this second shooting happened.

00:47:47.000 Police believe it was likely in retaliation, maybe in continuation to that previous shooting.

00:47:53.000 But you can see that they're still investigating the police.

00:47:55.000 They know they're not going to go to jail.

00:47:56.000 So they just do it with impunity.

00:47:58.000 I think that just like in D.C., the Proud Boys stopped that murder.

00:48:02.000 I think those black kids were super predators and they were just out hunting.

00:48:07.000 Because before they stabbed the old guy in the suit, I guarantee you they didn't know, one of them, Enrique told me, one of them said, I've been waiting for this all night.

00:48:16.000 Like I've been waiting to go murder someone all night.

00:48:18.000 And it just happened this weekend in, what was that, the East Village?

00:48:24.000 Look at 27.

00:48:26.000 Man stabbed to death outside Pizza Joint.

00:48:29.000 Go down though.

00:48:30.000 Where was that?

00:48:31.000 Oh, yeah, Midtown, where we are.

00:48:33.000 Midtown used to be, Midtown is, there's barely anyone who lives up here.

00:48:37.000 Andrew W.K. is the only guy I've ever met who lives in Midtown.

00:48:40.000 It's all offices.

00:48:42.000 It's tourists.

00:48:42.000 There's never crime here because there's no one around.

00:48:45.000 Sometimes kids from the project in Hell's Kitchen will go to Times Square.

00:48:48.000 But Midtown, Midtown, it's just offices.

00:48:51.000 And now there's murders.

00:48:53.000 38th and 8th, right?

00:48:54.000 Yep.

00:48:58.000 Here's another one.

00:48:59.000 More Midtown stabbings.

00:49:01.000 Sunday's attack was just four blocks.

00:49:03.000 This is Sunday meaning yesterday.

00:49:05.000 Was just four blocks from where a man was stabbed to death late Saturday outside a Tube Bros Pizza Steakhouse.

00:49:09.000 That's the one we just showed you.

00:49:10.000 With also another stabbing late Saturday on a train pulling into Grand Central.

00:49:17.000 2.9 shows you the train one.

00:49:20.000 And don't forget, everyone's been let out of Rikers, all the violent criminals.

00:49:24.000 You know what John was telling me?

00:49:25.000 Sometimes it's good to be an asshole because when you're in prison, they go, this guy's a fucking nightmare.

00:49:31.000 He's got like 10 tickets.

00:49:32.000 He tried to kill someone.

00:49:34.000 He keeps puking on guards.

00:49:36.000 Let's get him out of here.

00:49:37.000 And they'll release him early.

00:49:39.000 Sometimes being a John and like taking classes, teaching classes is actually bad because you're good for the prison.

00:49:46.000 You're helping people.

00:49:47.000 They want you around.

00:49:53.000 Yeah, so that's the subway slash.

00:49:56.000 By strangers.

00:49:57.000 They're just out hunting.

00:49:59.000 There are black kids, predators in fucking New York, hunting tourists and old people for sport.

00:50:08.000 And hunting each other, of course.

00:50:12.000 No one kills more blacks than blacks.

00:50:14.000 Look at this fight, and you can just see the total impunity they have when they start attacking each other.

00:50:19.000 And when I say they, I mean criminals in New York.

00:50:26.000 And the cops show up at the end of this, and you can tell that's not a concern of theirs.

00:50:31.000 Because they don't do anything, and you'll see the cops do nothing.

00:50:36.000 So this guy nails the old man.

00:50:39.000 Look at that.

00:50:40.000 Pieces everywhere.

00:50:41.000 It sort of looks like an action movie, doesn't it?

00:50:50.000 I'm going to kill you.

00:50:52.000 He starts pounding him in front of the cops.

00:50:55.000 The cops are there.

00:50:56.000 And what do they do?

00:50:57.000 Go over there.

00:50:59.000 And you?

00:51:00.000 No, no, no, no, you stay here.

00:51:02.000 I don't want you guys fighting anymore.

00:51:03.000 That's it.

00:51:05.000 And it's funny, too, because this BLM Antifa crowd is all about, call the cops, call the cops.

00:51:11.000 And then they also say, defund the cops and sue them if they do anything wrong.

00:51:15.000 So the cops go, you know what?

00:51:16.000 You want a copless New York?

00:51:18.000 You got it.

00:51:19.000 And remember our t-shirt, Oink U Monsters?

00:51:22.000 They said they're going to beef up security in the subway.

00:51:24.000 And they said that's racist.

00:51:27.000 And then New York went, de Blasio is petrified of his black wife, so he does anything for her.

00:51:31.000 He said, don't beef up the MTA.

00:51:32.000 That's racist.

00:51:33.000 And he went, no problem, babe.

00:51:34.000 And now the subways are a fucking war zone.

00:51:38.000 Look at this BLM NT for Rally 3-4.

00:51:41.000 They clearly hate her because she's beautiful.

00:51:43.000 I think it was Omaha.

00:51:45.000 Yeah.

00:51:46.000 In Omaha, they had some big Omaha.

00:51:48.000 Yeah, there's so much racist police brutality in Omaha.

00:51:50.000 Ooh, that got removed.

00:51:52.000 Oh, really?

00:51:54.000 Shit.

00:51:56.000 Wait, is the whole account down?

00:51:58.000 What was the account?

00:51:59.000 Right-wing Gringa.

00:52:04.000 There's backup for right-wing.

00:52:05.000 Ooh, maybe.

00:52:07.000 Well, check out the backup.

00:52:08.000 Maybe it's there.

00:52:09.000 It's this beautiful blonde girl, and she's holding a sign that says iHeartOPD, Omaha Police Department.

00:52:15.000 And they fucking attack her.

00:52:17.000 And you can tell it's because she's pretty.

00:52:19.000 She's a beautiful, healthy blonde girl.

00:52:22.000 And they're all ugly, fat cunts, white also.

00:52:25.000 And they set upon her.

00:52:28.000 And why do they set upon her?

00:52:30.000 Because...

00:52:31.000 Oh, there it is.

00:52:32.000 Is the poster?

00:52:33.000 Middle right.

00:52:34.000 Middle right.

00:52:34.000 Okay.

00:52:35.000 Yeah, that one.

00:52:35.000 This one.

00:52:38.000 So the account is still there, or it's a duplicate.

00:52:43.000 So was there a problem with my link?

00:52:44.000 Maybe.

00:52:45.000 Yeah, she had to maybe repost it.

00:52:47.000 Let me zoom in.

00:52:54.000 Baby girl!

00:52:56.000 You're not going anywhere!

00:52:56.000 Baby girl!

00:52:59.000 Just because you're Kevin Jones, bitch!

00:53:00.000 You're not going anywhere!

00:53:33.000 Look at that mob of angry, ugly white people.

00:53:37.000 I wonder how much of all of this Antifa shit is just angry, fat, ugly people.

00:53:41.000 We're mad at beautiful people.

00:53:43.000 Because we're seeing from these mugshots and from that parlor account faces on the left, these are unattractive people behind those masks.

00:53:49.000 Is this just revenge, not just of the hurt, but of the ugly?

00:53:55.000 Baby girl.

00:53:56.000 I'm glad they didn't beat her up.

00:53:57.000 I thought that was what was coming.

00:53:59.000 I thought they were about to hurt her.

00:54:02.000 You shouldn't go out there like that.

00:54:03.000 That's a bad idea.

00:54:04.000 She wasn't with like a female.

00:54:05.000 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:54:06.000 I had that in my notes.

00:54:06.000 I forgot to say it.

00:54:07.000 Don't let, like, I don't want your daughter there.

00:54:09.000 Bad idea.

00:54:10.000 Really bad idea.

00:54:11.000 You're begging for trouble.

00:54:15.000 Okay, two more things under feminism.

00:54:17.000 One is women can't invent shit.

00:54:19.000 Reader sent this in, 3.5.

00:54:21.000 And this woman thinks that she creates robots.

00:54:26.000 Now, we have Japanese people, we have people at MIT, we've got a lot of robot nerds out there.

00:54:30.000 We have robot wars as a whole show.

00:54:33.000 So you're setting the bar pretty high by calling yourself a robot inventor.

00:54:39.000 So I run a YouTube channel about my machines, and I've done things like cutting hair with drones.

00:54:46.000 That's a funny, because it's a funny parody on how useless women are and stuff like this.

00:54:51.000 Keep going.

00:54:53.000 So as far as mocking her, that's good.

00:54:55.000 To a machine that helps me wake up in the morning.

00:54:58.000 Wait, just pause, pause, pause.

00:55:00.000 Look how shitty that is.

00:55:04.000 I think someone just has a power drill on the other side of the wall.

00:55:09.000 And duct tape, and the alarm clock isn't really well fastened to the thing.

00:55:14.000 So even your garbage is crap.

00:55:22.000 And her hair gets caught in it.

00:55:24.000 I got interested in building robots.

00:55:27.000 So even that didn't work.

00:55:29.000 That stupid thing didn't work.

00:55:31.000 Teach myself about hardware.

00:55:33.000 But building things with hardware, especially if you're teaching yourself, is something that's really difficult to do.

00:55:39.000 For you.

00:55:40.000 It has a high likelihood of failure, and moreover, it has a high likelihood of making you feel stupid.

00:55:45.000 And that was my biggest fear at the time.

00:55:48.000 Yeah.

00:55:48.000 So I came up with a setup that would guarantee success 100% of the time.

00:55:55.000 And that was that instead of trying to succeed, I was going to try to build things that would fail.

00:56:01.000 I still don't know what to call this, but I think some sort of like head orbit device.

00:56:07.000 She didn't make that.

00:56:08.000 Because it rotates this platform around you.

00:56:11.000 And you can put anything on it.

00:56:12.000 You can have like a camera.

00:56:14.000 You can get photos of your entire head.

00:56:16.000 Like it's really, it's a very versatile.

00:56:19.000 It's pathetic.

00:56:20.000 Everyone is clapping, laughing.

00:56:21.000 She gets a TED talk.

00:56:23.000 If a white male or any male had invented all this shit, he would be laughed out of whatever circle he presented it to.

00:56:29.000 But check out the comments in this.

00:56:36.000 Okay, that's mean.

00:56:38.000 Maybe this is post.

00:56:41.000 Yeah, look, since I've seen this, it's been exposed, and now the comments are all like, what the fuck?

00:56:49.000 But they were all like, you go, girl, you did it.

00:56:54.000 Final thing on feminism.

00:56:56.000 Are we working on a feminism thing?

00:56:58.000 We don't have a song or a graphic yet, right?

00:57:00.000 We need a feminism thing.

00:57:02.000 Guys, we need a song for feminism, please.

00:57:08.000 And graphics.

00:57:09.000 Get on it.

00:57:10.000 And we need a Biden one.

00:57:11.000 We need a BLM Antifa one.

00:57:15.000 You guys are really not doing your job here.

00:57:17.000 You're falling way behind.

00:57:19.000 I thought this was funny.

00:57:20.000 This might be old news, but my alma mater vice has an instructional essay on how to eat out a woman, which it's, you know, what's funny?

00:57:28.000 One of the most popular Vice articles of all time was my The Vice Guide to Eating Pussy.

00:57:33.000 And I was very specific.

00:57:34.000 I worked fucking hard on it for weeks.

00:57:36.000 It's really accurate and funny, but I can't tell you how many women have thanked me because their boyfriends read it.

00:57:44.000 But this is how to eat out a woman if she has a penis and balls.

00:57:50.000 So you do the flying squirrel, which involves gently gripping the scrotum skin and making sure not to grab the testes or any tubes.

00:57:58.000 So just grab the bottom corners.

00:58:00.000 Then you pull the skin over top of her glands.

00:58:03.000 You don't call it a penis, apparently.

00:58:05.000 So you stretch that over and it'll look kind of glossy.

00:58:08.000 You can then put your mouth right in the middle, pressing down against her clit through her scrotum.

00:58:15.000 The clit, I guess, is the erect penis.

00:58:18.000 Then you can lick, nibble, and eat her out like whoa.

00:58:23.000 She adds, depending on what she likes done with her taste, you can either leave them alongside her clit or tickle or stroke them with her testes, With her testes.

00:58:32.000 If she likes prostate stimulation on her prostate, a finger inside her anus while you're eating her out can be delightful.

00:58:39.000 And if she's a fan of muffing, finger her this way while you're going to town.

00:58:44.000 By the way, that's a quote of mine: going to town.

00:58:48.000 So someone has updated my vernacular and turned it into shit.

00:58:52.000 They've eaten it, digested it, and shat it out.

00:58:54.000 All right, so I'm very excited to get to this subject of racism because we have a new graphic for it.

00:59:00.000 Are you nervous, Ryan?

00:59:01.000 Yes.

00:59:02.000 Okay, this is it.

00:59:03.000 Make sure we don't see the play thing.

00:59:05.000 All right, go.

00:59:06.000 Let's talk about racism.

00:59:15.000 It's beautiful.

00:59:16.000 Nice.

00:59:16.000 Beautiful song.

00:59:17.000 Wonderful graphic.

00:59:18.000 Beautiful song.

00:59:20.000 Beautiful.

00:59:20.000 Racism.

00:59:22.000 So just, fake news will not allow you.

00:59:26.000 The media will not allow you to discuss black crime unless a black person is hurt by it.

00:59:31.000 Well, if a white person kills a black person, yes, we can do that, especially if it's a cop.

00:59:35.000 But if blacks kill blacks, no news.

00:59:37.000 And if blacks kill whites, no news.

00:59:39.000 Just like Doja Cat can't cancel herself no matter how racist she gets.

00:59:44.000 You can't hear about these stories.

00:59:46.000 So let's say her name, shall we?

00:59:48.000 Her name is Stacy Stites.

00:59:52.000 And this is amazing because Stacy was buried in her wedding dress.

00:59:57.000 Her fiancé walked up and put the ring on her finger at her funeral.

01:00:00.000 Her family have never weighed her under Rodney Reed's guilt.

01:00:03.000 So this woman was working around the clock to raise money for her wedding.

01:00:07.000 She was out there on the streets at four in the morning going to work.

01:00:10.000 Now that's a problem right there.

01:00:12.000 Guys, if you're with a woman, I don't care if it's a friend or a girlfriend or you're a woman, don't let women be outside unchaperoned at four in the morning.

01:00:25.000 Obviously in New York City, but in any big city, find out how she's getting home.

01:00:29.000 Watch her go into the Uber and watch her get out at her house.

01:00:33.000 I mean, make sure it's going to her house.

01:00:34.000 But women alone in the streets at four in the morning.

01:00:39.000 You're not asking for it, but it's fucking scary.

01:00:41.000 So anyway, she was working her ass off, and this guy, Rodney Reid, finds her, rapes her repeatedly, stuffs the body in a hole.

01:00:50.000 What did he do?

01:00:51.000 Burn the body?

01:00:51.000 Go back to the top of the thread.

01:00:53.000 Yeah, so for some reason, Kim Kardashian, I think she started out with bona fide innocent people who were in jail for bullshit like pot.

01:01:03.000 But now she's going after real murderers.

01:01:06.000 Her fiancé came to, at her coffin, he put the ring on her finger, her wedding ring, on her dead body finger.

01:01:13.000 And then they closed it and buried her.

01:01:16.000 And Rodney Reed's defense was, no, we were having an affair.

01:01:20.000 Oh, really?

01:01:21.000 She was working her ass off around the clock for a wedding while also having an affair with an old, ugly, gigantic black guy.

01:01:29.000 And not only is Kim Kardashian all over it, but so is Dr. Phil.

01:01:37.000 Isn't this disgusting?

01:01:39.000 Like, do your fucking research if you're going to be freeing people from prison.

01:01:44.000 Speaking of Dr. Phil, there's a funny picture of him.

01:01:48.000 A deep fake of him, 3.9.

01:01:51.000 Where...

01:01:52.000 So, tell me what you think you're doing that contributes to this chaos and this problem.

01:02:02.000 I don't behave disrespectful.

01:02:05.000 I steal cars.

01:02:07.000 I steal her credit card.

01:02:08.000 I ain't gonna lie.

01:02:09.000 There's no reason to lie.

01:02:10.000 Everybody knows already.

01:02:11.000 Like.

01:02:12.000 What do you say to yourself that gives you a woman?

01:02:20.000 You're talking to me, slotted.

01:02:22.000 You mean?

01:02:22.000 That's what makes me want to take the next bitch car.

01:02:26.000 I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

01:02:27.000 You speak in English?

01:02:28.000 You've all seen Cash Me Outside a million times.

01:02:30.000 But go back to that thread with Stacey Stites, because you're never going to hear about this anywhere else.

01:02:36.000 And why is that?

01:02:37.000 Why is her life garbage?

01:02:39.000 3-7.

01:02:41.000 So Dr. Philip Kim Kardashian loved this guy.

01:02:44.000 Scroll down, though.

01:02:45.000 Jack has all kinds of details.

01:02:47.000 Wikipedia was later edited to remove all mentions of Reed's past crimes.

01:02:52.000 Oh yeah, he was a serial rapist.

01:02:54.000 He'd been raping women for years.

01:02:56.000 Only the information from Reed's defense lawyers was allowed to be posted in the article.

01:03:03.000 Here's a Supreme Court filing on Reed.

01:03:05.000 None of this information is on his Wikipedia page now.

01:03:10.000 They did DNA testing vaginal, rectal, and breast swabs, and the results indicated that the foreign DNA came from a single source.

01:03:18.000 They also mapped Stites' panties, which allowed little movement after seminal deposit.

01:03:23.000 This too connected the timing of the seminal deposit with the murder.

01:03:27.000 Reed became a suspect in the Stites murder after he was arrested for kidnapping, beating, and attempting to rape and murder another 19-year-old woman.

01:03:33.000 She was abducted by Reed the same way Stites was.

01:03:38.000 And Reed was regularly seen in this area by Bassstrop police officers in the early morning hours, and his home was close to both sites and shootlers.

01:03:46.000 Shooters?

01:03:47.000 Vehicles were abandoned.

01:03:48.000 So she was having an affair, abandoned her vehicle, and murdered by a random person, and this guy was framed.

01:03:54.000 Did they also take the cum out of your dick and throw it all over these women?

01:03:59.000 Go back to the thread.

01:04:05.000 Keep going down.

01:04:07.000 No, you don't.

01:04:10.000 But the other sites say she had a consensual relationship with Reed.

01:04:15.000 Also, her fiancé is a sexual offender.

01:04:17.000 Reed himself has been accused of two other sexual crimes.

01:04:20.000 Once, oh my god, that broke my heart.

01:04:22.000 Justice was served.

01:04:24.000 Heartbreaking.

01:04:25.000 But the jury was white, though.

01:04:29.000 Check out this one, though.

01:04:30.000 This was amazing.

01:04:31.000 3-8.

01:04:33.000 Click on that picture.

01:04:35.000 Keith Boykin.

01:04:36.000 Keith Boykin is a Harvard law grad.

01:04:38.000 Harvard and Yale are done.

01:04:40.000 That word no longer means anything.

01:04:42.000 When you hear someone as a Yale grad, know that they might as well have gone to Brown or any other SJW purple-haired school.

01:04:49.000 Orlando Hall was executed last night.

01:04:50.000 Hall was a black man, convicted by an all-await jury.

01:04:52.000 He's the eighth person executed this year by the Trump administration.

01:04:56.000 Why did they kill Orlando Hull?

01:04:59.000 There was no federal executions under President Obama and Biden plans to end them as well.

01:05:02.000 Now, when I say say her name, it's not just white victims like Stacey Stites that get ignored.

01:05:07.000 It's black victims of black men.

01:05:09.000 So, this woman here, click on it again, sorry?

01:05:14.000 Or Lando Hall.

01:05:15.000 What's the other picture?

01:05:17.000 Oh, this was the.

01:05:19.000 I thought I had.

01:05:20.000 Which one?

01:05:20.000 This is the second one here?

01:05:22.000 This guy?

01:05:23.000 That's him, Orlando Hall.

01:05:25.000 And then the third picture?

01:05:26.000 Oh, I thought I had an article about her.

01:05:30.000 Anyway, so Orlando Hall was a drug dealer.

01:05:34.000 He suspected this other black guy owed him four grand.

01:05:39.000 Put his picture up there while I talk about him.

01:05:41.000 And so he went to the guy's house.

01:05:43.000 Where's my four grand?

01:05:44.000 The guy didn't have it.

01:05:45.000 The guy wasn't there.

01:05:47.000 So he took the guy's sister, who I thought I had her name, Robin Reed or something?

01:05:53.000 Now we've got to look, see if you can find that.

01:05:55.000 Yeah, you look that up while I talk about this.

01:05:58.000 I think her name's Robin Reed.

01:06:00.000 But anyway, he took the 16-year-old girl.

01:06:02.000 It's hard to find her name because she was underage and the media tends to hide that.

01:06:05.000 But he took her, he took her to the car, his car, raped her and beat her there, strangled her.

01:06:11.000 Then he brought her, the 16-year-old girl, to a motel, tied her to a chair, raped her again.

01:06:16.000 Then he invited all his friends over.

01:06:19.000 His friends raped and beat her all night long.

01:06:22.000 She was just there in the corner.

01:06:24.000 They drank, they watched TV, and they just sodomized her, raped her, and beat her.

01:06:30.000 Then he goes to the bathroom, drags her into the bath.

01:06:34.000 Hall comes back the next day after she's been raped all night, takes her to the bathroom and says, she know too much.

01:06:39.000 And he beats her.

01:06:40.000 Beats her, tries to strangle her to death.

01:06:42.000 She lives.

01:06:43.000 Lisa Reen.

01:06:44.000 Say her name.

01:06:49.000 So then he goes, oh, fuck, she didn't die.

01:06:52.000 Okay, let's take her to a, I dug a grave this morning or late last night.

01:06:58.000 Let's throw her in the hole.

01:07:00.000 So they go there.

01:07:03.000 It's getting dark.

01:07:05.000 They beat her with a shovel, trying to kill her.

01:07:08.000 She just won't fucking die.

01:07:10.000 So then they wrap a blanket around her, covered in gas, light it on fire, throw her in the hole, and then bury her alive as she's burning to death.

01:07:17.000 This is now 48 afters, 48 hours after, no, 24 hours after she was originally abducted.

01:07:25.000 How about that?

01:07:27.000 Cash me outside.

01:07:30.000 And that's who this CNN contributor, what's his name, Boykin?

01:07:34.000 Keith Boykin.

01:07:35.000 He's a CNN contributor in a Harvard Law grad.

01:07:37.000 That's who he's defending.

01:07:39.000 And you know what I was thinking about too?

01:07:41.000 I want the people, the victims, to be more vocal about this kind of shit.

01:07:45.000 Like the Stites family, I want to see them on TV more.

01:07:48.000 You know, when someone calls someone a bed wench, like Zenoa all weekend was saying they call her a bed wench.

01:07:53.000 A bed wench is a slave who gets fucked by a slave owner.

01:07:56.000 Now, I want to see you say it to Zanoa's face.

01:07:59.000 Call her a bed wench to her face, you fucking white piece of shit.

01:08:04.000 And with the Central Park 5, Ava Duvernay did that show about how wonderful and innocent they are.

01:08:09.000 Meanwhile, the woman they beat and almost murdered, they assumed she was dead, by the way, she's still doing talks to brain surgeons about surviving the trauma of a severe brain injury and how you slowly get your, you know, you're able to walk and talk again over years of practice and physical therapy.

01:08:28.000 So let's see, I want to see her at the screening.

01:08:31.000 You know, that was what was so great about Trump.

01:08:32.000 Yeah, there she is.

01:08:34.000 He brings all the victims.

01:08:35.000 It's sort of like 9-11 Truthers.

01:08:37.000 I want to see you tell that to a 9-11 family.

01:08:41.000 Like my wife even, they go, no, Gavin is racist.

01:08:44.000 And they talk about, they don't call my wife a bedwench, but they say, yeah, lots of racists have sex with visible minorities.

01:08:49.000 Okay, so say that to my wife.

01:08:52.000 See, they like to criticize the white guy.

01:08:54.000 That's an easy target.

01:08:55.000 But why don't you go tell the wife of a white guy that she's just a useless slut that's a fucking sex slave?

01:09:02.000 Those women have to get out more and say, fuck you.

01:09:06.000 War.

01:09:11.000 Also, in the world of racism, this was one of the weirdest concepts I've ever seen.

01:09:16.000 They made us into a race.

01:09:17.000 This is 4-1.

01:09:19.000 I made you black?

01:09:20.000 How do I, I made you into a race?

01:09:23.000 So did I make, did I make all the races?

01:09:26.000 Like, did I make Indians, East Indians, albinos?

01:09:31.000 What about Asians?

01:09:33.000 Do Asians exist because of me?

01:09:34.000 I think Asian culture is 40,000 years old.

01:09:37.000 America's like an hour and a half old.

01:09:44.000 Dear daughter, here's what I'd like for you to know.

01:09:48.000 Racism is an open.

01:09:49.000 Black is beautiful.

01:09:53.000 We must never submit to racism.

01:09:59.000 We made us into a race.

01:10:02.000 We made ourselves into a people.

01:10:06.000 You can never stop me.

01:10:07.000 I'm a printer of American heartbreak.

01:10:09.000 Taneshi Coates, who makes the argument for reparations on a regular basis, and he's seen as an intellectual for that, for saying you owe me money because my ancestors were slaves 400 years ago.

01:10:22.000 What?

01:10:24.000 Isn't that bizarre?

01:10:26.000 They made us into a race.

01:10:28.000 Like, the way they talk about, the way black liberal activists I'm talking about, whenever I say they, I never mean an entire race, obviously.

01:10:35.000 But the way these black liberal activists talk about us is, it's like we're gods.

01:10:40.000 I hereby decree race.

01:10:42.000 You exist, black person.

01:10:44.000 You exist, Asians.

01:10:46.000 That's embarrassing.

01:10:47.000 Don't call other people gods and imply they have this incredible power over you.

01:10:51.000 That's sad.

01:10:54.000 Speaking of, one of the reasons I made Asians was to make them stand up for us.

01:10:57.000 What's 4-2?

01:11:00.000 Mr. Yang.

01:11:01.000 Yang Yang.

01:11:02.000 Yang.

01:11:03.000 Andrew Yang.

01:11:04.000 New York City Teachers Union passes Black Lives Matter at school resolution calling for, among many other things, disrupting the Western prescribed nuclear family.

01:11:14.000 Black villages.

01:11:15.000 We are committed to disrupting the Western prescribed nuclear family structure requirement by supporting each other as extended families and villages that collectively care for one another and especially our children to the degree that mothers, parents, and children are comfortable.

01:11:28.000 In other words, I give up on marriage.

01:11:31.000 It's not working.

01:11:32.000 Dojo Cat's mom is gone.

01:11:34.000 I mean, dad is gone.

01:11:35.000 The weekend's dad is gone.

01:11:36.000 So that's never, I'm giving up on fixing that problem.

01:11:40.000 The black family is officially permanently shattered.

01:11:43.000 This is them talking.

01:11:44.000 And I give up.

01:11:45.000 So let's start making it cool not to have a dad, despite all the stats saying the children are much worse off.

01:11:52.000 Let's make it cool.

01:11:54.000 They did this with Megan Kelly, too, and she just said, I'm taking my kids out of school.

01:11:59.000 Fuck that.

01:12:00.000 New York City is, it's out of control on so many levels.

01:12:04.000 And after years of resisting it, we're going to leave the city.

01:12:08.000 We pulled our boys from their school and our daughter's going to leave hers soon, too.

01:12:15.000 So yeah.

01:12:17.000 But the actual, scroll down, see if they show what the actual specific reason was.

01:12:21.000 They said that, yeah, like go up just a little bit.

01:12:25.000 There is a killer cop sitting in every school where white children learn.

01:12:29.000 They gleefully soak in their whitewashed history that downplays the Holocaust of Indigenous Native peoples and Africans in the Americas.

01:12:37.000 They happily believe their all-white spaces exist as a matter of personal effort and willingly use violence against black bodies.

01:12:45.000 I hate that term, to keep those spaces white.

01:12:49.000 That's being taught in school.

01:12:52.000 That is...

01:12:53.000 This is not new to me.

01:12:54.000 In the 90s, early 90s, we had feminists with mohawks and fucking long rat tails and pierced noses saying this shit.

01:13:02.000 But it was considered radical, and it was.

01:13:04.000 It is.

01:13:05.000 But now it's embedded in the mainstream.

01:13:07.000 The radical left of my young adulthood is now normal mainstream thought.

01:13:12.000 I am tired of white people reveling in their state-sanctioned depravity.

01:13:17.000 Oh, really?

01:13:17.000 Like WAP?

01:13:19.000 Snuffing our throat babies.

01:13:22.000 Snuffing out black life with no consequences.

01:13:24.000 It's blacks that are snuffing out black life with no consequences.

01:13:24.000 What?

01:13:27.000 Where's the urgency for school reform for white kids being indoctrinated in black death?

01:13:32.000 This is so fucking out there and protected from the consequence.

01:13:36.000 Where are the government-sponsored reports looking into how white mothers are raising culturally deprived children who think black death is okay?

01:13:42.000 What?

01:13:44.000 Like, we think black death is okay?

01:13:47.000 By the way, that reminds me, I got to get that cop on, the daughter of the dead cop who's not allowed to say black lives matter.

01:13:58.000 Also cracked that thing about the schools.

01:14:01.000 We got a guy.

01:14:03.000 Proposing a thing about the school, like keeping teachers that are teaching propaganda, holding them responsible.

01:14:03.000 What are you talking about?

01:14:10.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:11.000 We found this guy who went undercover with his liberal professor and befriended her.

01:14:15.000 He should submit that to Project Barry Tess.

01:14:18.000 He just said that we should go, maybe we should go there and do a thing.

01:14:18.000 Yeah.

01:14:24.000 Where is he?

01:14:25.000 He just, Apple paid me $500.

01:14:27.000 He's like, go take a limo to Boston.

01:14:30.000 A limo.

01:14:33.000 All right, we should do that.

01:14:34.000 We'll check that out.

01:14:35.000 Oh, COVID is another one we need.

01:14:37.000 Get to work, guys.

01:14:38.000 We got Election Day.

01:14:40.000 We got racism.

01:14:41.000 We need a song and a visual for feminism, BLM Antifa, and Biden.

01:14:47.000 And COVID.

01:14:48.000 Feminism, BLM Antifa, Biden, COVID.

01:14:53.000 Got it?

01:14:55.000 Okay, speaking of kids in school and child abuse, check out 44.

01:15:01.000 Holy shit.

01:15:03.000 I'm so scared of the me that I would become if they did this to my kids.

01:15:09.000 DC Council to make final vote on bill that would allow minors to get vaccines without parental consent.

01:15:16.000 I got this from Cassandra Fairbanks, too.

01:15:19.000 I would go ballistic.

01:15:21.000 Holy shit, I would go to that school and raise fucking hell.

01:15:26.000 And my kid would be gone from that school forever.

01:15:28.000 I'd have to hire a tutor or a lot time every day to homeschool them.

01:15:32.000 They would be so, holy shit.

01:15:35.000 I'm scared of that guy.

01:15:37.000 I can see him right now.

01:15:38.000 It's like the Hulk.

01:15:40.000 I would turn into the Hulk.

01:15:43.000 It reminds me of that.

01:15:44.000 Remember, we talked about this last year where they said, and Tucker talked about it too a lot, where they said, a girl can be a boy at school, or a boy can be a girl at school, and we won't tell your parents.

01:15:52.000 So you can have a different identity.

01:15:54.000 In other words, we are a higher authority than you.

01:15:57.000 We have more authority over your child than you do.

01:15:59.000 So if we can let him be different genders, it's not up to you.

01:16:03.000 Wow.

01:16:03.000 And then we have that teacher who said, let's be honest.

01:16:06.000 Parents don't always know what's best for their kids.

01:16:09.000 But the state does.

01:16:15.000 So we're in a new section now.

01:16:16.000 Unfortunately, we don't have the graphics, so we can't show you because you guys are sitting on your ass not making us one.

01:16:21.000 But we're now in the COVID section.

01:16:22.000 Berlin had a huge rally.

01:16:23.000 Look how awesome this is.

01:16:35.000 That is massive.

01:16:37.000 That's icht fantastisch.

01:16:39.000 That is not total schaise.

01:16:42.000 Masks don't work.

01:16:44.000 We've been through this a million times.

01:16:46.000 Staying at home doesn't work.

01:16:48.000 It's often worse.

01:16:50.000 We're not denying it exists for the millionth time.

01:16:53.000 It's a very contagious flu that kills olds and fats, but otherwise is very easy to survive.

01:16:59.000 It's remarkably contagious.

01:17:00.000 We've never seen anything so contagious before.

01:17:03.000 It's shocking.

01:17:04.000 If I was an old and a fat, I would be scared.

01:17:07.000 I would probably hide.

01:17:08.000 I would wear a mask.

01:17:09.000 The rest of us can live our lives.

01:17:11.000 The economy can go on.

01:17:13.000 And killing the economy does nothing to this fucking virus.

01:17:17.000 And if you vaccine my kids without my permission, and you're not getting my permission, by the way, wow.

01:17:24.000 You know what parents are doing?

01:17:25.000 Their children are sent home to quarantine.

01:17:27.000 Most sane parents are just going, yeah, okay.

01:17:30.000 And they get texts saying, are you feeding your child?

01:17:33.000 Does she have her own bathroom?

01:17:34.000 She can't share bathrooms.

01:17:35.000 Meanwhile, the kid is at a rock concert.

01:17:37.000 And they're like, yeah, it's going great.

01:17:39.000 That's what we're all doing.

01:17:40.000 We're not listening to you.

01:17:45.000 Another funny thing that's happening with the not listening crowd is they said you can eat outdoors.

01:17:50.000 Well, it's getting cold now.

01:17:51.000 Okay, you can build a sort of an awning, and then that would keep the heat in so people can eat outdoors.

01:17:57.000 Oh, okay.

01:17:58.000 You mean like a building?

01:18:01.000 So these outdoor eating areas.

01:18:04.000 Wait, that's not it.

01:18:08.000 That's a picture I sent.

01:18:14.000 Outdoor dining has gradually escalated into what might reasonably be called buildings.

01:18:20.000 Look at that thing.

01:18:21.000 That's wood.

01:18:23.000 So it's just a building that's not good at conserving heat.

01:18:27.000 Low insulation buildings are being built on the street because you're not allowed to go inside.

01:18:33.000 That just shows you how fucking retarded this is.

01:18:35.000 And it's not based on any kind of scientific fact.

01:18:38.000 That's why we see the elites having huge parties.

01:18:40.000 Cardi B tells you to wear a mask.

01:18:42.000 Then she has a huge party where no one wears a mask.

01:18:44.000 Gavin Newsom says you can't celebrate Thanksgiving.

01:18:46.000 Then he's in the finest restaurants with all his friends laughing at us, laughing at the plebs.

01:18:52.000 A friend of mine sent me this one.

01:18:55.000 That's next to his office in Brooklyn.

01:18:58.000 It's a chicken place that knows the winter's coming, so they built that.

01:19:04.000 Isn't that hilarious?

01:19:07.000 A building with no insulation.

01:19:10.000 So inside is outside.

01:19:12.000 Yeah, like what was, when did we discover insulation?

01:19:14.000 The 1900s?

01:19:16.000 So it's basically an 1800s building.

01:19:18.000 That's it.

01:19:19.000 That's all.

01:19:22.000 What was 4.6 again?

01:19:23.000 Oh, this was cool to see a place in Buffalo.

01:19:25.000 This has gone viral, where people are standing up to this shit and saying, hell no, we will not go.

01:19:31.000 We're not closing down.

01:19:37.000 Our tax dollars guarantee your guys' paychecks.

01:19:39.000 Those hot people actually.

01:19:41.000 Asking a bureaucrat for compassion is retarded.

01:19:43.000 You might as well ask someone who's robbing you at gunpoint.

01:19:46.000 What you should have there, if you want to fight these fuckers, is lawyers.

01:19:51.000 A whole team of lawyers with documentation saying it's illegal, this is unconstitutional.

01:19:57.000 And then these people see their greatest fear.

01:20:00.000 Not injustice, not fascism, not tyranny.

01:20:03.000 They don't care about that.

01:20:04.000 That's their bread and butter.

01:20:06.000 What they care about is paperwork.

01:20:07.000 And that's why Crowder has survived on YouTube for so long, because he has a law team.

01:20:12.000 And YouTube goes, oh, fuck.

01:20:15.000 It's going to be a real headache to dump Crowder.

01:20:18.000 For their money, and they don't want to lose their livelihood.

01:20:20.000 I've lost friends and family who've killed themselves.

01:20:24.000 I've seen clients die because they've lost their livelihood.

01:20:27.000 I'm sorry to hear that.

01:20:28.000 I know you are.

01:20:28.000 And I'm asking for you to guys have some compassion for the people that have lost their boxing, Jim.

01:20:33.000 We do have compassion for people who are.

01:20:35.000 Okay, well, you need to go have compassion up in the parking lot.

01:20:37.000 This is private property.

01:20:39.000 This is private property.

01:20:41.000 This is private property.

01:20:43.000 It's private property.

01:20:45.000 Listen, man, this is private property.

01:20:47.000 You're not wanted here.

01:20:48.000 So do your jobs.

01:20:50.000 Well, whose job is it?

01:20:51.000 Well, no, no, your job is to remove people that are not wanted here.

01:20:54.000 We're wanted here.

01:20:55.000 You're not.

01:20:56.000 You should hiding your name tank.

01:21:00.000 You're just doing that job.

01:21:02.000 You should not be wearing mosques.

01:21:03.000 I'm not doing mosques.

01:21:04.000 Don't worry about my health.

01:21:06.000 My health isn't your concern.

01:21:07.000 Is it a Boston accent?

01:21:08.000 Mosque.

01:21:09.000 I don't know.

01:21:10.000 That's in Buffalo.

01:21:11.000 In a mosque.

01:21:14.000 Okay, then.

01:21:15.000 Take me to jail.

01:21:17.000 Then take me to jail.

01:21:19.000 Show me the jail.

01:21:22.000 Show me the law.

01:21:24.000 Massive message.

01:21:28.000 You have to leave.

01:21:30.000 Massive pistol trends.

01:21:33.000 You're not trespassing.

01:21:34.000 You're trespassing.

01:21:35.000 It doesn't matter.

01:21:36.000 We have rights to meet the story.

01:21:37.000 Then get a warrant.

01:21:38.000 Go get a warrant.

01:21:38.000 Bring a warrant.

01:21:39.000 Go get a warrant for trespassing.

01:21:40.000 Yes, you do.

01:21:41.000 Come back with the warrant or leave.

01:21:42.000 Don't write the laws.

01:21:45.000 Go get a warrant.

01:21:46.000 You know, the cameras annoy me, but in times like this, I'm really happy that someone had a camera out.

01:21:50.000 I just hate that it's a weapon on the street where people go, I'm filming you.

01:21:54.000 Like that guy in DC who took a picture of us.

01:21:56.000 Like, we're going to, he had our souls now.

01:21:58.000 It's like we're recording stitching and there's reporting.

01:22:01.000 This is reporting.

01:22:02.000 This is citizen journalism.

01:22:09.000 Go on your phone outside.

01:22:11.000 I would really like it if you're not going to be able to do it.

01:22:12.000 Where did you hear a closer?

01:22:17.000 Where the police?

01:22:19.000 Who reported it?

01:22:20.000 Who reported it?

01:22:22.000 You know what?

01:22:23.000 I don't know.

01:22:23.000 Yeah, it's anonymous, guys.

01:22:25.000 It's anonymous.

01:22:26.000 I just kind of assumed you guys would roll over and take it up the ass.

01:22:29.000 This wasn't part of my plan.

01:22:31.000 You need to know your accuser.

01:22:33.000 You need to know you can get an accuser.

01:22:34.000 You got to go get a warrant.

01:22:35.000 It cannot be anonymous.

01:22:37.000 You got to go get a warrant.

01:22:38.000 Don't get the warrant.

01:22:40.000 I wonder how those cops feel about all this.

01:22:57.000 No, now we got to get off the property.

01:23:00.000 Dude, just be too much of a Black Lives Matter.

01:23:03.000 You're not welcome.

01:23:04.000 Man, did you hear that?

01:23:05.000 This is a Black Lives Matter.

01:23:06.000 This is a Black Lives Matter protest.

01:23:08.000 It's fine, yeah.

01:23:09.000 You guys got to go on the road.

01:23:10.000 You got to go on the road.

01:23:12.000 We will not comply.

01:23:14.000 We will not comply.

01:23:16.000 We will not comply.

01:23:19.000 We will not comply.

01:23:22.000 We will not comply.

01:23:23.000 This is a protest, guys.

01:23:25.000 Comply.

01:23:26.000 We do not have to discuss.

01:23:27.000 I would get back in and deadbolt the door.

01:23:32.000 Who's this clown?

01:23:34.000 We will not comply.

01:23:35.000 Who's this fucking bureaucrat?

01:23:37.000 You know it's funny how Cuomo siphoned about $4 billion to go to Buffalo because Buffalo was going to be the new hotspot, the new Manhattan.

01:23:44.000 And of course, him and his friends just stole it.

01:23:46.000 Buffalo's still struggling.

01:23:48.000 And these people don't want to die.

01:23:49.000 You got people committing suicide in Buffalo because they can't run a business anymore.

01:23:54.000 Cuomo's responsible for that too.

01:23:56.000 They have to build buildings outside of their buildings.

01:24:01.000 All right, now we're ready for our other segment.

01:24:04.000 Boy, these Monday shows are a lot to chew.

01:24:09.000 Election Gate.

01:24:21.000 That's a cool one.

01:24:24.000 The font is the same font the 80s hardcore band Malachi Crunch used.

01:24:30.000 I remember wearing a Malachi Crunch shirt with that font on it.

01:24:35.000 30 years ago.

01:24:36.000 Holy fuck, I'm old.

01:24:38.000 No, 35 years ago.

01:24:43.000 Malachi, M-A-L.

01:24:44.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:24:45.000 I think that's a band from like happy days or something.

01:24:50.000 Anyway, we talked about Monica Palmer, Palmer, sorry, and Bill Hartman.

01:24:56.000 They were the two guys in the man and the woman in, I think, Detroit who saw malfeasance, saw election fraud.

01:25:06.000 They stood up and we showed them getting terrorized last week where they said, I know where your children go to school.

01:25:12.000 And the weirdest part, too, of the people terrorizing them, Ned something and some Muslim guy, was the praise those guys got for making them fold.

01:25:21.000 But they're not folding.

01:25:23.000 If you see 4-7, they are on Laura Ingram.

01:25:25.000 Laura Ingram's cool, too.

01:25:28.000 She's not becoming, she's not following the Fox News herd off a cliff like the lemmings they are.

01:25:36.000 Members of the Wayne County, Michigan Board of Canvassers say they were bullied and intimidated into certifying, voting to certify, the county's election results for Joe Biden there.

01:25:47.000 Now their initial concern was the fact that voting totals couldn't be reconciled in 70% of absentee counting precincts in Detroit.

01:25:57.000 Now Democrats viciously attacked and threatened the GOP canvassers over their concerns, even calling them racist.

01:26:06.000 Well today, despite all of that intimidation, Monica Palmer and Bill Hartman rescinded their votes and they just didn't know that a fucking Election Gate thing that we were going to have on our website.

01:26:18.000 I'm sick of people suggesting shit that worked for us and then it just, nothing happens.

01:26:23.000 I think it's there.

01:26:24.000 You're talking about a scroll?

01:26:25.000 Yeah.

01:26:26.000 Yeah, we got a scroll.

01:26:28.000 No, Election Gate.

01:26:29.000 Yeah, look, check this out.

01:26:30.000 Oh, shit.

01:26:31.000 Pretty cool.

01:26:32.000 Good thing I didn't start chewing people out.

01:26:34.000 And these are all links, too.

01:26:36.000 These are not just text.

01:26:37.000 And then you could also...

01:26:38.000 Anytime you touch it, it freezes up so you can read it.

01:26:40.000 Okay.

01:26:40.000 You can click more.

01:26:41.000 Where can you see all of them together?

01:26:43.000 Click more, and then you got your links.

01:26:45.000 Election Gate links.

01:26:47.000 Juliana.

01:26:49.000 So the left says these fucking dumb Trump supporters, they can't accept that they lost, and it's based on nothing.

01:26:54.000 There's no evidence whatsoever.

01:26:56.000 We go, it's sort of like when they say Trump is racist, and you go, give me an example, and they go, where to begin?

01:27:01.000 I feel like saying where to begin with this election fraud.

01:27:04.000 I mean, there's so much shit.

01:27:06.000 Anyway, there's YouTube being bullied.

01:27:08.000 I'm about to give you a ton.

01:27:10.000 Exclusively.

01:27:11.000 Thank you both for being here and having the courage to speak out.

01:27:15.000 I want all our viewers to see how you both were treated during this process.

01:27:20.000 Watch.

01:27:24.000 That is Stabler.

01:27:26.000 That you, William Hartman, and Monica Palmer, have just covered yourself is going to follow you throughout history.

01:27:33.000 Your grandchildren are going to think of you like Bull Connor or George Wallace.

01:27:38.000 And Morde knows when you go to meet your maker, your soul is going to be very, very, he's unhinged.

01:27:48.000 Monica, this is just the kind of harassment that you faced after your initial vote.

01:27:54.000 He's a fairly prominent business person.

01:27:57.000 What have you experienced since?

01:28:02.000 It's continued.

01:28:03.000 He's used his social media platform to repeatedly dox me, post my phone number, my home address, my email address, and encourage people to stop by my house and share their anger with me.

01:28:18.000 Are you kidding me?

01:28:19.000 So this man, this man, with all of his money and all of his business contacts and all of his social media, decides to pick on you in what social media has said is you can't do and to frankly put your life in danger.

01:28:38.000 That's what he's doing.

01:28:38.000 And Bill, have any of your critics looked into any of your concerns over the vote totals in Detroit that were not, in your view, adding up?

01:28:48.000 Yes, they have.

01:28:49.000 We've had some other people come along and look into those things.

01:28:53.000 And normally when we get, you know, our, when we're at the meeting, we get what's called an over-under report.

01:29:00.000 And we didn't get that report this year or this time.

01:29:04.000 Instead, we were given it orally and we had to record everything by hand.

01:29:12.000 Well, the Washington Post is reporting tonight that one of the two Republican members of the four-member Michigan canvassing board, Norman Schinkle, said that he's leaning toward asking for a delay in the certification for the state vote, calling for an audit.

01:29:28.000 Now, the board is scheduled to vote, I guess, Monday, guys.

01:29:31.000 So I do think with all the potential problems he said, if any of them are true, an audit is appropriate.

01:29:36.000 Monica, tell us how important that news is, breaking news tonight, about accountability and transparency.

01:29:43.000 It's starting to resonate with other officials in Michigan, it looks like.

01:29:48.000 Yeah, it's absolutely needed.

01:29:51.000 The purpose of the canvas is to make sure every legal vote is counted and tallied right, that you have an accurate.

01:29:58.000 You know what's scary about this?

01:30:00.000 They've been planning to steal the election for four years.

01:30:02.000 Big tech has been helping them.

01:30:03.000 The media has been helping them.

01:30:04.000 Fucking comedians on the Daily Show are helping them.

01:30:07.000 But if you're planning a heist like that, you have a plan B. So it's possible that they've made their fraud so airtight that it can't be verified.

01:30:18.000 So they go, we need to recount the votes and make sure the signatures match.

01:30:22.000 We separated the signatures, so you can't verify that.

01:30:25.000 Oh, okay.

01:30:26.000 Well, we need to verify the names.

01:30:27.000 We have to make sure they're alive.

01:30:28.000 Oh, we cut the names off, so now it's just the Biden part.

01:30:31.000 It's just a piece of paper with it says Biden on it.

01:30:33.000 Oh, well, okay, there's no way that I can verify that.

01:30:38.000 There's nothing to audit.

01:30:40.000 You burnt your homework.

01:30:42.000 Here's some smart guy stuff from a smart guy.

01:30:45.000 He's just a regular Joe who's into politics.

01:30:47.000 Here's a breakdown of party control of House seats by state.

01:30:49.000 Assuming the Indiana 2 result holds, the only party-to-party switch will occur in Iowa.

01:30:56.000 Minnesota will go from a 5-3 Dem delegation to a 4-4 split, and the GOP victory in Amasha's Michigan 3 will bring Michigan back to a 7-7 split.

01:31:06.000 I don't understand that.

01:31:07.000 Am I stupid?

01:31:07.000 Well, why would I ask Ryan?

01:31:10.000 I might as well just ask a dog.

01:31:13.000 Yeah, I don't understand that.

01:31:14.000 But it looks good.

01:31:15.000 Wisconsin looks red.

01:31:17.000 Yeah, Wisconsin does look red.

01:31:19.000 I didn't even know that was Wisconsin.

01:31:20.000 I'm so stupid.

01:31:21.000 I guess that's Illinois on top of it.

01:31:23.000 Yep.

01:31:24.000 Damn hold.

01:31:25.000 No, that's Wyoming.

01:31:26.000 Split, hold.

01:31:28.000 Split, gain.

01:31:29.000 Man, I'm dumb.

01:31:29.000 Republican hold, Republican gain.

01:31:32.000 Hmm.

01:31:33.000 So that, if you smart people can probably figure that out.

01:31:35.000 I like to go down a notch to Gavin Wax, who's less smart than that guy.

01:31:41.000 4-9.

01:31:43.000 I told you to wait till things load.

01:31:45.000 I want it to look faster, though.

01:31:48.000 Michael...

01:31:49.000 Well, don't, like, just do what I say, please.

01:31:51.000 That's five times I've said it now.

01:31:53.000 I just feel like you were going to say, I'm going slow.

01:31:55.000 No, I shouldn't have to say things five times.

01:31:58.000 That's a lot of times to say something.

01:32:00.000 From now on, do not show anyone anything on the screen unless it's ready.

01:32:05.000 Okay?

01:32:07.000 Do not make me say this a sixth time.

01:32:10.000 Okay.

01:32:11.000 And maybe in the future, I'll just say everything that I want you to do.

01:32:14.000 I'll just say it five times in a row.

01:32:16.000 That could do it.

01:32:17.000 Yeah.

01:32:19.000 Mikkel Garrett, former Dominion project manager, now goes by Kelly Garrett.

01:32:24.000 Hmm.

01:32:25.000 And is the mayor of Lathrop Village, Michigan.

01:32:28.000 Huh.

01:32:29.000 She conveniently left Dominion in 2019 to become involved heavily in Michigan politics, having a full understanding of the machines in a swing state.

01:32:41.000 How fucking curious is that?

01:32:44.000 This is like the other stuff we showed the other day where we had the guy who made the machines is Soros' best friend.

01:32:52.000 We keep seeing this strange overlap of the people involved in Dominion voting.

01:33:01.000 Sidney Powell is leading the chase here along with Julianne.

01:33:07.000 And Tucker does not like her.

01:33:10.000 And Tucker's getting a lot of blowback for it.

01:33:12.000 Let's see this.

01:33:13.000 Awful.

01:33:14.000 Tucker Carlson doubles down, hits Sidney Powell, and says no evidence of switching vote.

01:33:19.000 Here are 11 times they got caught switching votes.

01:33:22.000 Now, some of these are shaky.

01:33:24.000 Like they're still using the 138K one and saying that that doesn't make any sense.

01:33:31.000 But we looked into that and it turned out it was a glitch that they fixed immediately.

01:33:35.000 So I no longer back the 138K.

01:33:40.000 But I don't know, Tucker, I do, you're allowed to hate Sidney Powell.

01:33:47.000 But he doesn't really say that Sidney Powell has no evidence.

01:33:54.000 All right, Sydney, I want you to respond to what Tucker Carlson said last night, Sidney.

01:33:58.000 I don't know if you watched it, but Tucker Carlson said that he had invited you on his show to share evidence of the software flipping votes.

01:34:09.000 And he said you got angry and refused to provide evidence for your claims of voting software flipping votes.

01:34:18.000 How do you respond to Tucker Carlson?

01:34:20.000 Did you get angry with the show because they texted you and asked you to please provide evidence of what you're alleging?

01:34:27.000 No, I didn't get angry with the request to provide evidence.

01:34:30.000 In fact, I sent an affidavit to Tucker that I had not even attached to a pleading yet to help him understand the situation.

01:34:39.000 And I offered him another witness who could explain the mathematics and statistical evidence far better than I can.

01:34:46.000 I'm not really a numbers person.

01:34:49.000 But he was very insulting, demanding, and rude.

01:34:52.000 And I told him not to contact me again in those terms.

01:34:57.000 Okay, so that's that.

01:34:58.000 That's their side.

01:35:00.000 But look at 5-2.

01:35:01.000 This is pretty long.

01:35:02.000 We won't show the whole thing.

01:35:04.000 But it shows Tucker discussing election fraud and saying it's a big deal and shouldn't be ignored.

01:35:13.000 Giuliani and a number of the president's other lawyers held a press conference today on the topic of voter fraud.

01:35:19.000 If you didn't actually see it, you've probably heard about it by now.

01:35:22.000 Giuliani, along with a former federal prosecutor called Sidney Powell and a number of others, alleged that the 2020 election was stolen from Donald Trump.

01:35:30.000 To demonstrate that, they exhibited some of what they found after two weeks of investigating.

01:35:35.000 The presentation went on for 90 minutes with many different threads, which we'll tell you about in a moment.

01:35:39.000 How you viewed it depended largely on who you voted for.

01:35:42.000 Trump voters seemed hopeful that it might change the election results.

01:35:46.000 The left, and virtually every single person in all of the news media, immediately dismissed it as an embarrassing clown show as well as a threat to the Republic.

01:35:54.000 The very same people who swore that Vladimir Putin's agents controlled the U.S. government called it a conspiracy theory.

01:36:00.000 Of course they did, and we'll have more on that in a minute.

01:36:03.000 But first and more important, there is another way to look at what we saw this afternoon.

01:36:07.000 And you don't have to be a partisan or even interested in the election to understand it.

01:36:12.000 A lot of Americans believe this election was rigged.

01:36:16.000 They're not saying that because they're crazy.

01:36:18.000 They're not just saying it because they're mad.

01:36:20.000 They mean it.

01:36:21.000 And that's a potentially fatal problem for this country.

01:36:24.000 See?

01:36:25.000 Elections aren't really, quote, central to democracy.

01:36:28.000 Elections are democracy.

01:36:30.000 Voting is the way the public expresses its will.

01:36:33.000 It's all.

01:36:33.000 So he goes on to say democracy is important.

01:36:35.000 We shouldn't poo-poo anyone who doubts it, who thinks there was fraud.

01:36:38.000 He's saying fraud is a very big deal.

01:36:40.000 Nick Fuentes was not oppressed.

01:36:41.000 But before we show Nick, that's 5-1.

01:36:44.000 There's things I've said during this election gate coverage that I now realize were false.

01:36:50.000 For example, I said they stopped counting and that was really mysterious.

01:36:53.000 And then the defense for that was, well, a pipe burst.

01:36:56.000 So we had to have someone come in and fix the pipe.

01:36:59.000 That's why we stopped counting.

01:37:00.000 I took that at face value, which was naive.

01:37:03.000 I'm now going back to the original assumption that they stopped counting and that's fucked up because they provided no evidence, no work order, nothing, talking about a burst pipe.

01:37:12.000 In other words, they were lying.

01:37:14.000 So now I'm talking like Tucker Carlson because I just saw him.

01:37:18.000 But when you see election fraud and then they give you an explanation for it, you don't want to sound like a conspiracy theorist lunatic.

01:37:28.000 So you go, oh, a burst pipe.

01:37:30.000 Okay, I'll take that.

01:37:31.000 And now I'm dubious of the whole 138K thing where they said, no, that was a clerical error that was corrected immediately.

01:37:37.000 Can I see evidence of that?

01:37:40.000 I no longer trust anything coming out of the left's mouth.

01:37:44.000 But let's see what Nick says about old Tuck.

01:37:46.000 We're in a war.

01:37:47.000 We know that our cause is right.

01:37:50.000 That's a great point.

01:37:51.000 Everyone says, what if a civil war breaks out?

01:37:54.000 Civil war broke out six months ago.

01:37:58.000 The rioting, Chaz, CHAP, all that shit, 32 people dead from riots, $3 billion worth of damage.

01:38:06.000 That's a war.

01:38:07.000 We're in a war right now.

01:38:09.000 Wear a Trump hat in New York City.

01:38:12.000 It's like wearing a fucking Yankee hat in the South during the Civil War.

01:38:16.000 You're dead.

01:38:17.000 The fraud occurred.

01:38:19.000 We know we're in an information war.

01:38:21.000 We know that we're in a crisis of legitimacy.

01:38:23.000 And what's more is we know the stakes.

01:38:26.000 The fate of the country hangs in the balance.

01:38:28.000 If we lose this thing, horrible consequences will be there.

01:38:32.000 Okay, we know that, and Tucker Carlson knows that.

01:38:35.000 And yet, every night since election night, why is he not talking about this?

01:38:40.000 Why is he not talking about voter fraud?

01:38:42.000 Why is he not undermining the legitimacy of Biden's claim of victory?

01:38:47.000 Why is he not undermining the legitimacy of the election that we saw November 3rd?

01:38:52.000 Instead, he's talked about everything else.

01:38:55.000 The night after the election, he was talking about how the polls are fake.

01:38:59.000 Well, look at how wrong the polls were.

01:39:02.000 Really?

01:39:03.000 Yeah, I mean, that's kind of like the least of our problems.

01:39:06.000 A lot of things are fake.

01:39:07.000 Let's talk about maybe the fake ballots.

01:39:10.000 Fuck the fake polls.

01:39:11.000 The polls were fake in 16.

01:39:13.000 The polls were fake in 20.

01:39:14.000 Who cares?

01:39:16.000 It's fake ballots.

01:39:17.000 In Milwaukee, in Detroit, in Atlanta, in Philadelphia, talk about the fake ballots.

01:39:22.000 But on November 24th, he goes on and says, well, that's in my show notes that you're apparently buying.

01:39:28.000 So he is talking about it, just not enough.

01:39:31.000 And that's getting into nuance here.

01:39:33.000 Let's talk about what's really going on, which is here's a doozy 5'3.

01:39:38.000 This one is something else.

01:39:42.000 Tommy Robinson is one of the best people to follow for Election Gate.

01:39:46.000 He's following it closer than most Americans are from his flat and luton.

01:39:53.000 7 million votes stolen from Trump.

01:39:55.000 And this is from Nate Kane.

01:39:57.000 I like how people are putting their parlor and their Twitter now.

01:39:59.000 Legal team has evidence of 7 million votes stolen from Trump.

01:40:04.000 10 million illegal votes cast for Biden.

01:40:07.000 Several million votes cast by dead people.

01:40:11.000 Photos of the checks proving people were paid.

01:40:14.000 Many witnesses needing federal witness protection.

01:40:19.000 That's evidence in and of itself that you need federal protection.

01:40:23.000 So she said, I'm going to release the kraken.

01:40:25.000 That sounds like a kraken to me.

01:40:27.000 That sounds like a kraken on crack.

01:40:29.000 Look at 5-4.

01:40:32.000 This is Sidney Powell.

01:40:34.000 So Dan Bongino, I don't think he owns Twitter.

01:40:38.000 I think he bought a lot of shares in it as a financial partner or something.

01:40:42.000 John Matze owns Twitter.

01:40:44.000 I mean, parlor.

01:40:45.000 Dan Bongino, it's Friday, November 20th, 2020, and the Obama, Obama.

01:40:50.000 I'm vice principal under Barack Tobago.

01:40:53.000 We have played that, right?

01:40:54.000 Yep.

01:40:55.000 And the Obama-Biden administration was the most corrupted U.S. history.

01:40:59.000 Oh, he does this every Friday or every day, maybe, and talks about the Obama-Biden administration.

01:41:04.000 And then Sidney Powell, who's got the most based avatar imaginable.

01:41:09.000 You have no idea, but you will find out soon.

01:41:11.000 Obama, Brennan, Clapper, CIA, Trump won.

01:41:15.000 And then she adds Lynn Wood, the guy we saw with Kyle Rittenhouse earlier on the show.

01:41:19.000 Look at her fucking, is that what it's called?

01:41:21.000 An avatar?

01:41:23.000 Kind of like profile picture.

01:41:24.000 Profile pic, whatever.

01:41:25.000 So there's General Flynn, who, by the way, was stabbed in the back.

01:41:28.000 By Trump.

01:41:29.000 Hey, where's my button?

01:41:32.000 Oh, shit, I brought it to prison.

01:41:34.000 And then I totally forgot about it.

01:41:36.000 Holy Knicles.

01:41:37.000 We got to get a button made.

01:41:39.000 I think that will sell.

01:41:40.000 That would be cool.

01:41:41.000 You and me on the front get off my lawn.

01:41:44.000 And then when you push it, it has quotes from me.

01:41:47.000 Well, we'll see how many quotes you're allowed to do.

01:41:49.000 Right.

01:41:50.000 And then things like, what?

01:41:53.000 Maybe a separate soundboard for that.

01:41:55.000 Just a soundboard.

01:41:56.000 Two different buttons.

01:41:56.000 There's a gav button.

01:42:01.000 All right, let's look at this is the last of our election gate coverage, 5-4.

01:42:04.000 You know what we should do for the election gate scroller?

01:42:07.000 We should make a compilation of all our election gates.

01:42:11.000 It'll be like two hours.

01:42:13.000 That was the last one, though.

01:42:14.000 Oh, yeah, that was.

01:42:15.000 You're right.

01:42:16.000 Okay, well, guess what that means, guys?

01:42:18.000 Time.

01:42:19.000 Time for our second last segment, which involves my scrotum.

01:42:34.000 Let me touch it.

01:42:36.000 So I think the way this show will go now is Monday is the heavy news cycle.

01:42:44.000 So Monday is where you catch up.

01:42:46.000 It's my most Ben Shapiro show.

01:42:49.000 And then Tuesdays is fun and kooky, and that'll be pop culture and making fun of female comedians and laughing at fat people.

01:42:59.000 Wednesday, of course, is the live, so it's the Meet the People show.

01:43:04.000 And then Thursdays, that'll be like it's time to party, TGIF.

01:43:08.000 It's Thursday.

01:43:08.000 TGIT.

01:43:10.000 Okay?

01:43:12.000 Oh, my mom sent me a letter I wanted to read.

01:43:16.000 Poop, did I lose it?

01:43:18.000 Come on, I'll just dig it up again.

01:43:19.000 You won't have this.

01:43:21.000 But you won't need it.

01:43:22.000 There's no links.

01:43:27.000 Okay, so you can look this up.

01:43:30.000 Oh, there is a link.

01:43:31.000 Jan Balsrud.

01:43:33.000 J-A-N is the first name.

01:43:34.000 And then the last name is B-A-A-L-S-R-U-D.

01:43:39.000 So we were talking about, my mother and I were talking about Louis Zampurini.

01:43:42.000 I know I've said never talk about your mother, but I'm not trying to fuck you, so who cares?

01:43:47.000 Louis Zampurini was the book Unbroken that they made into a movie that sucked, but the book is incredible.

01:43:53.000 And I guess they don't have it here.

01:43:54.000 It's one of my favorite books.

01:43:56.000 And he survived World War II as a POW and then became like this Christian Dude, who helped wayward youth because that's what he was.

01:44:03.000 Although there's an argument that his bad behavior as a teen helped him survive the war.

01:44:08.000 My favorite part of that book, too, is he sees the scariest thing he's ever seen.

01:44:13.000 And it was a woman and a man and a little boy taking rifle lessons when he was doing his hard labor out in the streets of whatever it was, fucking Kaohchung, Tokyo, whatever.

01:44:28.000 And you go, why do you care that a woman and a kid were taking rifle training?

01:44:31.000 And he explains, that showed me that the Japanese are never going to give up and I'm never getting out of here.

01:44:37.000 Because after all the men are dead, they'll use women and children as soldiers and then they'll have to die before Japan ever gives up.

01:44:43.000 That's why we had to drop that bomb.

01:44:45.000 We were begging.

01:44:47.000 What was his name?

01:44:47.000 Hiro Shito?

01:44:48.000 We were begging him to surrender.

01:44:51.000 Before we dropped those two nuclear bombs, we had lit the whole island on fire.

01:44:57.000 Like, no, we want that one.

01:44:59.000 His own men were begging him to surrender.

01:45:04.000 Hey, computer, who led Japan in World War II?

01:45:09.000 According to an Alexa Answers contributor, Emperor Hirohito.

01:45:13.000 Hirohito.

01:45:14.000 Did that answer your question?

01:45:15.000 Yes.

01:45:17.000 I'm kind of...

01:45:19.000 All right, all right.

01:45:21.000 I don't think we get along with her very well.

01:45:24.000 She's a spy?

01:45:24.000 She's a spy-ass bitch.

01:45:27.000 Okay, so you got the name of that guy.

01:45:29.000 This show's been so long I'm losing my voice.

01:45:32.000 You can't do better than Wikipedia?

01:45:34.000 That was the link.

01:45:35.000 I know.

01:45:36.000 That's why I spelled the name and didn't send you the article.

01:45:39.000 Oh, okay.

01:45:40.000 Why would I spell the name if you're just going to click the link?

01:45:43.000 What your IQ tells you.

01:45:44.000 Because that's how I would search the mail.

01:45:48.000 That's why you spelt it, so that way I could search the letter that you're reading.

01:45:54.000 A guy who was as amazing as Zamparini is one of the heroes of World War II.

01:46:01.000 I had an art teacher called Liv, who was the only person who ever heard of him.

01:46:04.000 Anyway, she talks about this guy.

01:46:05.000 The book describes how he ended up in a cave while a whole village fed him over the winter and not one of them told on him, despite the threat of death from the occupying Nazis.

01:46:18.000 Any English teacher should give Veterans Day assignments to write an essay about these guys to show that they are remembered.

01:46:23.000 Good idea, mom.

01:46:25.000 Of course, the teachers are educated now by other idiots.

01:46:28.000 Jan's boat was bombed and he swam back to an island and then had to keep moving from island to island.

01:46:34.000 Swam when the sea was full of ice.

01:46:39.000 He escaped to Sweden by pretending to be a reindeer herder.

01:46:42.000 Veterans are now seen as fools by the woke.

01:46:46.000 You know what?

01:46:47.000 Put your money where your mouth is, me.

01:46:49.000 I should, on Veterans Day, we should have a whole thing where we dedicate it to various veterans, forgotten veterans of forgotten wars.

01:47:00.000 You know?

01:47:02.000 Just one per veteran.

01:47:03.000 Just one, yeah.

01:47:03.000 Big thing, and I'm like, dedicate like 20 minutes to the guy.

01:47:07.000 That whole week?

01:47:08.000 Maybe like four.

01:47:09.000 Like the veterans.

01:47:10.000 That's a good idea.

01:47:11.000 Yeah.

01:47:14.000 Okay, you ready?

01:47:15.000 Hello, Gavin and the other guy.

01:47:16.000 Apparently, there's some show called Smothered.

01:47:18.000 Yes, I'm familiar with it.

01:47:19.000 And it's wild.

01:47:20.000 How are people like this?

01:47:21.000 Thank you for your new sunglasses.

01:47:23.000 But I can't hide a secret from her because I love her.

01:47:26.000 There's a big secret.

01:47:27.000 There's a big secret coming.

01:47:29.000 And I don't want you to look at me differently.

01:47:33.000 Okay.

01:47:34.000 She's already looking at a different.

01:47:35.000 She's already looking at her.

01:47:38.000 Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Smothered.

01:47:42.000 Wait, that sounds like the guys who have this show are tricking me into advertising it.

01:47:49.000 Hmm.

01:47:51.000 This is, yes, we know Smothered.

01:47:52.000 It's a show on whatever it is, TLC, the 90-day fiancé people.

01:47:56.000 And it's about these mothers that are heavily involved in their daughter or son's life.

01:48:01.000 We've already talked about that on this show.

01:48:03.000 We showed a clip of her saying that you can't buy earrings.

01:48:06.000 They're too expensive.

01:48:08.000 So you just tricked me into advertising.

01:48:10.000 I'm going to be a little more dubious now.

01:48:13.000 Hey, Gavin and Rye, the latest Beef Squad is a must-see.

01:48:16.000 JB and Jim Goad were in rare form.

01:48:18.000 They were really brutal on Ali Alexander on his comments about Hillbillies.

01:48:22.000 The content on censor TV is second to none.

01:48:24.000 Uh-oh.

01:48:30.000 This was for Gary, isn't it?

01:48:32.000 It's a video question, so I'm going to ignore that.

01:48:35.000 Sup, fag and faguette.

01:48:36.000 Faget is spelled wrong.

01:48:38.000 It's spelled like baguette.

01:48:39.000 I thought I'd just send in this clip that made me laugh and thought you'd get a kick.

01:48:42.000 The content is only three minutes long, but the autist who made it put credits at the end.

01:48:46.000 Alrighty.

01:48:47.000 More books are translated between English and Spanish in one year than English and Arabic in a thousand years.

01:48:53.000 Wow.

01:48:54.000 This is really interesting.

01:48:56.000 The word feminism doesn't exist in Arabic, so you can't look it up with secularism doesn't exist.

01:49:01.000 Wow.

01:49:02.000 Amazing.

01:49:03.000 It's how do you expect people to kind of break out of their mindset, of their indoctrination?

01:49:09.000 Amazing.

01:49:10.000 I love that.

01:49:13.000 You're very smart.

01:49:14.000 Very logical.

01:49:16.000 Very intelligent.

01:49:18.000 You need your own show.

01:49:20.000 Imagine.

01:49:21.000 Wow.

01:49:22.000 I grew up around the Koreans.

01:49:24.000 Yeah.

01:49:25.000 Koreans.

01:49:27.000 I love Koreans.

01:49:28.000 It's getting crazy.

01:49:29.000 Sorry.

01:49:30.000 I love you a lot.

01:49:31.000 I really do.

01:49:32.000 It's the same guy who did the you and Jerogan in love video.

01:49:35.000 Yeah.

01:49:35.000 But you're kind of hot.

01:49:38.000 What do you say about the credits for the playing hard to get?

01:49:41.000 One dumb bitch really turned down Joe's sexual advances?

01:49:45.000 Yeah, dude.

01:49:46.000 She was not going for it.

01:49:47.000 Emma, was I reading that right?

01:49:49.000 Yeah, I think she was like playing hard to get, dude.

01:49:52.000 My god, man.

01:49:53.000 That's ridiculous.

01:49:54.000 I would just.

01:49:55.000 Alright, that's fun.

01:49:56.000 She's cool, too.

01:49:57.000 She's from Singapore.

01:49:58.000 Michelle Chen?

01:50:00.000 Melissa Chen?

01:50:02.000 Yeah, she's Singapore.

01:50:04.000 What?

01:50:05.000 She's from Singapore?

01:50:06.000 Yeah, why are you laughing?

01:50:08.000 Because I was going to line up the Joker.

01:50:11.000 She can't carry a tune to save her life.

01:50:13.000 They couldn't carry a tune to save their lives.

01:50:16.000 What's that got to do with?

01:50:17.000 Because they Singapore.

01:50:19.000 I told you no more puns.

01:50:21.000 Yeah, but that one was sounding.

01:50:22.000 No more puns.

01:50:23.000 No more puns.

01:50:24.000 No more puns.

01:50:24.000 There's five.

01:50:25.000 That was six.

01:50:26.000 It was before you told me to.

01:50:28.000 Hey, Gavin, so I see this Instagram post of Connor today With the caption, and I'm thinking, well, what do we have here?

01:50:33.000 Then I click on the tag, and he's talking about a stupid video game.

01:50:36.000 Or is he?

01:50:36.000 I mean, the last time I saw, I mean, the last time Connor sought out Active Revenge, he had to pay a price.

01:50:42.000 So maybe he's talking in code now?

01:50:45.000 Soldiers Unite, grab your trusted shotgun and meet me in the New York ruins.

01:50:49.000 We've got work to do.

01:50:50.000 These rats must be exterminated.

01:50:54.000 He's definitely being paid to do a plug for a video game, Tard.

01:50:59.000 COVID Science for the Fag Zone.

01:51:02.000 And then he includes a link.

01:51:04.000 Oh, it's Ryan Long.

01:51:05.000 And governors like Cuomo and Newsome.

01:51:08.000 In order to flatten the curve, the science community and governors like Cuomo and Newsome have imposed restrictions on gatherings as well as a 10 p.m. curfew.

01:51:15.000 But we of the science community, after looking through all the signs, will also be recommending a provision where both governors can come to your house and have sex with your wife while you watch like a little bitch.

01:51:24.000 Based on the signs, both governors will be coming to your house a couple times a day and just tuning your wife upright nice in front of you.

01:51:30.000 What the f ⁇ are you going to do about it, you little bitch claws?

01:51:33.000 We will be limiting social gatherings in your bedroom to one person.

01:51:36.000 Unless, of course, some of the governors are feeling randy that night.

01:51:39.000 If Corbawan Newsome double-teaming your wife's raw dog saves even one.

01:51:42.000 I feel like when we've had someone on the show like Ryan Long, it's sort of saying, watch all of his videos till the end of time.

01:51:48.000 Yeah.

01:51:48.000 And we don't have to endorse him.

01:51:49.000 We forever endorse him.

01:51:51.000 By the way, tune up in America.

01:51:53.000 Means beat up.

01:51:54.000 My fellow Canadian Ryan.

01:51:55.000 That means to beat up.

01:51:57.000 So tuning up is, I've never heard of using a sexual thing.

01:51:59.000 Is that what they do in Toronto?

01:52:01.000 Me neither.

01:52:02.000 This is from Chris.

01:52:03.000 Hello from Germany.

01:52:04.000 I wanted to send you this long article that shows what the alt-right truly is.

01:52:08.000 Richard Spencer has been exposed as an anti-Christian, Muslim-loving third royalist, worldist crypto-communist who simply hates the West.

01:52:16.000 The article shows how the alt-right have gone full retard, especially since the start of the pandemic.

01:52:22.000 Prominent alt-righters have constructed a false dilemma whereby anyone who doesn't support Palestine and Muslims in general is somehow pro-Zionism.

01:52:31.000 I'm both.

01:52:33.000 Islamophobic and pro-Zionist.

01:52:36.000 Red Eyes TV was attacked on Twitter by the alt-right for making a hit piece on Spencer behind the paywall after this article was posted.

01:52:43.000 It's very long, but please share it for those who would like to dedicate time to find out how Spencer is an anti-West fed.

01:52:52.000 So Thule Tide.

01:52:53.000 Duganism.

01:52:55.000 Update.

01:52:55.000 Alt-right goes full Eurasianist, full third worldist, full Bolshevist, and full retard.

01:53:01.000 Irrefutable proof of trickery.

01:53:03.000 How long have we been calling bullshit on Richard Spencer?

01:53:06.000 I first met him in 08, and I liked him.

01:53:08.000 He got me my job at Tacky.

01:53:09.000 He was a sane dude.

01:53:10.000 He came up with the term alt-right, and I did a pretty boring site that was very well written and intelligent, and it was about the Founding Fathers almost exclusively.

01:53:19.000 So it was like a historical news blog, which is, I don't like news a day old.

01:53:24.000 140 years old.

01:53:26.000 So I wasn't that into it, but I liked him, and he knew a lot about working out, too.

01:53:30.000 He did this crazy workout, like the ropes and lifting cinder blocks and shit.

01:53:34.000 Okay, cool.

01:53:35.000 And then he said, many years later, he started getting more and more radical.

01:53:39.000 And then he wanted all blacks to leave, all non-whites to leave America.

01:53:44.000 Which, even if you were dumb enough to believe that, that's like wishing that we only had leprechauns working on the trains.

01:53:52.000 Like, that's a dumb thing to even, whether, even like to totally not get close to how idiotic it is as a concept, but it's just so implausible that why even say that?

01:54:03.000 And that was a big part of his thing.

01:54:05.000 And then he purposely sabotaged.

01:54:08.000 Alt-wright was kind of cool when it began.

01:54:10.000 It was Jack Pisobic and Cassandra Fairbanks and normal people who didn't care about race and stuff.

01:54:15.000 They just weren't ashamed of whiteness and they didn't think that America was a shithole.

01:54:19.000 Pretty normal stuff.

01:54:21.000 And then he said, Heil Trump in 2015.

01:54:27.000 He was well aware that that sounds like Heil Hitler.

01:54:30.000 And he did it on purpose and he sank the movement.

01:54:33.000 And everyone normal at the all-right went, I'm not that anymore.

01:54:37.000 Now, why did he sink it on purpose?

01:54:39.000 That's a question for the ages.

01:54:41.000 And the possibility that he's a fed is, I would say, likely.

01:54:46.000 All right.

01:54:49.000 Hello, Gavin and Fags on Ryan.

01:54:50.000 Gavin, I know your lack of chin has plagued you for centuries, but I've found a solution.

01:54:54.000 Ortho orthonathic surgery.

01:54:58.000 Took this 3.9 and turned her into a 5.6.

01:55:00.000 Just imagine what it could do for you.

01:55:01.000 Your days of looking like a turtle with AIDS are over, and you can now look forward to resembling a turtle with a big, sexy chin.

01:55:09.000 That's a pretty bad chin, isn't it?

01:55:12.000 She looks like Dax Shepard there.

01:55:16.000 On the left.

01:55:17.000 Yeah.

01:55:19.000 What's in her hair?

01:55:20.000 It's her label from her shirt?

01:55:22.000 A little scrunchie clip.

01:55:24.000 Oh.

01:55:24.000 Little clip.

01:55:25.000 Oh, I see.

01:55:25.000 No, I don't see.

01:55:27.000 What's it doing there?

01:55:29.000 Is it pinned to her shirt?

01:55:31.000 What are you doing there, weirdo?

01:55:32.000 Yeah, it did a good job.

01:55:33.000 Why the fuck would a 50-year-old man who's been married, been with his wife for 20 years, give a fuck enough to have plastic surgery?

01:55:42.000 Hey, FM of the RZ.

01:55:44.000 Fagmaster of the Rad Zone?

01:55:46.000 Nice.

01:55:48.000 In one of the last apps, Gavin mentioned the Hell's Angels book, saying something like he made up a bunch of stuff and that's why they beat the shit out of him.

01:55:54.000 Could Gav go into a little more detail on what he meant by that?

01:55:57.000 I thought the Angels come off pretty good in the book.

01:56:00.000 Like he was the only one they thought treated him fairly.

01:56:03.000 More to the story?

01:56:04.000 Since we're on the subject, I picked up that book on a road trip to California this summer, along with the Chaos Charles Manson CIA book.

01:56:12.000 Read it during the writing and lockdowns, and it was like 20th century finally lined up completely or something.

01:56:17.000 One phrase kept going through my head the whole time I was reading it.

01:56:20.000 Tribal anarcho-tyranny.

01:56:22.000 Tribal anarcho-tyranny.

01:56:25.000 Well, I could call a Hell's Angel and ask him, Do you want to go get my phone?

01:56:29.000 Sure.

01:56:35.000 Um.

01:56:38.000 Let's see if he gets mad.

01:56:39.000 He's probably not like him.

01:56:44.000 He's here to see the biographer, a tense young literary journalist named Hunter Thompson.

01:56:49.000 Joseph Thompson who lived, drank, and rode as the Hells Angels.

01:56:52.000 What about them in the bestsellers?

01:56:54.000 He was the first to compare them to the outlaws of the West.

01:56:56.000 The critics have been unanimous in their praise of his work.

01:56:59.000 The Hells Angels haven't been heard from yet.

01:57:01.000 Tonight, Sunday makes authority meet critics.

01:57:04.000 It brings together the writer of Hunter Thompson and the readers who recognize the Most.

01:57:08.000 Hey man, I'm recording this.

01:57:09.000 It's on the show live, so if you don't want to be recorded or you don't want to say anything, then I'll just hang up.

01:57:16.000 So we just got a letter, and they're saying that I had said on another show that I think the Hell's Angels beat up Hunter Thompson because he lied about them in the book or something.

01:57:28.000 Do you remember that story?

01:57:32.000 I mean, that is way before my time, but yeah, that's, you know, that's a publicly known fact that Hunter Thompson lied.

01:57:44.000 Oh, you don't want to say that again?

01:57:46.000 I mean, he was confronted by Skip Workman years ago about lying about it.

01:57:52.000 But, you know.

01:57:58.000 Oh, no, we can drop it.

01:58:00.000 All right.

01:58:02.000 All right, man, later.

01:58:05.000 Yeah, he doesn't want to be on the record saying anything.

01:58:09.000 Maybe we can find it.

01:58:12.000 Hunter Thompson lied about Hell's Angels.

01:58:17.000 I think he was maybe there was some sort of rape story involved in that?

01:58:22.000 Right?

01:58:24.000 The night Hunter Thompson got stomped by Hell's Angels.

01:58:28.000 In that clip, they start yelling at him.

01:58:30.000 Turn it up.

01:59:14.000 I don't know you guys nothing.

01:59:16.000 I didn't suggest this.

01:59:18.000 But you just get your head from listeners.

01:59:21.000 What is this?

01:59:22.000 Two kings.

01:59:22.000 You were going to give us for you.

01:59:26.000 We've fed you.

01:59:26.000 We've given you a beer.

01:59:27.000 You didn't pay for nothing when it was run.

01:59:29.000 I don't think you've seen that.

01:59:31.000 Maybe it's.

01:59:31.000 I bet Wikipedia would have it.

01:59:35.000 Look up Hunter Thompson Wikipedia.

01:59:47.000 Let me see.

01:59:47.000 A beating.

01:59:48.000 The night.

01:59:49.000 An argument at a party resulted in Thompson suffering a savage beating.

01:59:53.000 Random House published a hardcover, blah, blah, blah.

01:59:55.000 And the fight between Thompson and the Angels was well marketed.

01:59:58.000 CBC television even broadcast an encounter between Thompson and Hell's Angels skept workman before a live studio.

02:00:03.000 That's what we just saw.

02:00:04.000 That's what he was talking about.

02:00:06.000 A reviewer for the New York Times praised the work as a blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:00:09.000 Okay, I'll tell you what we'll do.

02:00:10.000 I'll research it, and tomorrow's show we'll have an explanation on exactly what happened.

02:00:18.000 I'll do tons of research and get the gossip.

02:00:20.000 That's my promise to you, censored TV people of the world.

02:00:29.000 Last letter.

02:00:30.000 Hey, G-Dog and God Emperor of the Fag Zone.

02:00:32.000 In case you ever update the 25 Hottest Chicks list, consider adding this smoke show.

02:00:38.000 Easily a nine in my book.

02:00:40.000 I've also got a song rip-off suggestion.

02:00:42.000 The song All I Want by LCD Sound System is heavily influenced by Bowie's Heroes.

02:00:47.000 Listen to the guitar riff starting at around 20 seconds into the song.

02:00:51.000 Maybe an homage, though, knowing the band.

02:00:55.000 Let's see what this is.

02:00:57.000 Very reasonable.

02:01:00.000 I am not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.

02:01:03.000 French girls are so...

02:01:04.000 The problem with French girls is that you know they're going to cheat on you one day.

02:01:09.000 Pretty normal beauty, though.

02:01:11.000 I like there to be some sort of an edge, you know?

02:01:20.000 She's kind of too normal.

02:01:22.000 And again, I would kill my entire family on Christmas morning just to be able to eat her out.

02:01:29.000 But that being said, in the world of tens, I'm not destroyed.

02:01:36.000 Okay, should we just play a bit of that song?

02:01:38.000 See, the problem with my music these days is I would listen to KEXP in the morning, but in order to give black people a voice, they have stopped playing John in the Morning, which was my show.

02:01:49.000 And now it's like, like this morning they were playing fucking doom doom doondoon doon to do.

02:01:56.000 You know that song?

02:01:58.000 Freaked like that.

02:01:59.000 Cool like that.

02:02:00.000 I'm cool like with the stand-up bass.

02:02:03.000 What are they called there?

02:02:04.000 That 90s rap band with the bass.

02:02:07.000 Because I'm cool like that.

02:02:09.000 I'm hot like that.

02:02:10.000 Doon, doo-doo-doo-doo.

02:02:12.000 They also had that song.

02:02:13.000 They're like, pro-lifers need to dig themselves.

02:02:16.000 They were like jazz rap.

02:02:20.000 What were they called again?

02:02:22.000 They lost soul?

02:02:24.000 No.

02:02:26.000 They were all fucking...

02:02:29.000 Diggable Planets.

02:02:31.000 Diggable Planets, yeah.

02:02:33.000 Like mediocre 90s rap.

02:02:35.000 And the show used to have super cutting-edge new bands.

02:02:40.000 Cool Like Dat was the song.

02:02:42.000 And the band was Diggable Planets.

02:02:45.000 It's like, yeah, I remember this song.

02:02:47.000 Thanks, Mr. Blast from the Past.

02:02:49.000 It's like a guy with a shitty rap record collection playing you old hits.

02:02:54.000 And very specific kind of Pacific Northwest rap.

02:02:57.000 It's like, that's not the station.

02:02:59.000 So that's why our songs have sucked.

02:03:01.000 That's why we're resorting to Justin Bieber these days.

02:03:04.000 Anyway, what's the LCD sound system?

02:03:06.000 I used to hang out with that guy all the time.

02:03:10.000 James.

02:03:23.000 James Murphy.

02:03:26.000 And my ex-girlfriend, Nancy Wong.

02:03:31.000 When we had a record label, we signed this band Vietnam, and they're all junkies.

02:03:37.000 And he texted me and said, Don't make the stay mistake, the same mistake Nixon did.

02:03:42.000 Get out of Vietnam now.

02:03:47.000 And he was right.

02:03:48.000 They were a burden.

02:03:50.000 They were junkies and liars, allegedly.

02:03:55.000 All right, it's time for guess what?

02:03:59.000 We're there.

02:04:14.000 Yeah, we have a problem here.

02:04:18.000 Where is it now?

02:04:19.000 Oh, I lost my last page.

02:04:22.000 This is, we're going to play two final videos, 5-6 and 5-7.

02:04:27.000 We are under attack from alligators, and they are ruining our safety, our lives, our livelihood.

02:04:34.000 Here is a cop getting knocked the fuck out by an alligator, completely unconscious.

02:04:42.000 See, the secret to alligators is you're never safe.

02:04:48.000 Oh, did you see that?

02:04:50.000 His glasses went flying off, and he's out cold.

02:04:57.000 He did that sort of...

02:04:58.000 Same, remember the girl who had the...

02:05:00.000 I'm not laughing at police fonts.

02:05:01.000 This isn't a black guy.

02:05:02.000 It's an alligator.

02:05:07.000 Remember that girl who had the switchblade in DC and got knocked out with a helmet?

02:05:11.000 And she did that slump over thing before she went back?

02:05:13.000 That's what he does.

02:05:15.000 He sort of waddles bent over there as the blood leaves his brain.

02:05:21.000 Holy shit.

02:05:23.000 Doesn't it show them tending to him?

02:05:25.000 Are you rewinding or is it rewinding?

02:05:26.000 I'm rewinding.

02:05:27.000 Yeah, let it go for a bit.

02:05:32.000 Look, he's out.

02:05:34.000 We need to call.

02:05:41.000 Isn't that amazing?

02:05:49.000 What does he need?

02:05:52.000 And then in this clip, this has already gone viral, but I have to include it on the show.

02:05:55.000 They're stealing our dogs.

02:05:57.000 And just like that guy who beat up a kangaroo for stealing his dog, this guy went into the water and got his dog back from an alligator.

02:06:12.000 That's a real man.

02:06:20.000 Now what?

02:06:24.000 Now what?

02:06:29.000 You got to get your hands out of there.

02:06:31.000 That's balls, man.

02:06:32.000 That's brave.

02:06:33.000 And that's what you should do when someone takes your property or your liberty or your freedom.

02:06:38.000 Get fired.

02:06:39.000 Get in trouble.

02:06:39.000 Be brave.

02:06:40.000 And never stop fighting.

02:06:45.000 And no, I can't stand it being fake.

02:06:49.000 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

02:06:51.000 I don't believe in Nirvana.

02:06:56.000 The weight that we love in the night gave me life, baby.

02:06:59.000 I can't explain it.

02:07:01.000 The way you hove me, oh, me, ooh, me, ooh, me, ooh.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 23, 2020

S03E42 - OUTTA PRISON [2020-11-23 - S03E42 - OUTTA PRISON]

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