Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 26, 2020


S03E44 - HOW TO SURVIVE THANKSGIVING [2020-11-26 - S03E44 - HOW TO SURVIVE THANKSGIVING]


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 9 minutes

Words per Minute

165.5306

Word Count

11,543

Sentence Count

1,026

Misogynist Sentences

59

Hate Speech Sentences

74


Summary

Shawn Shackleton's Way: Leadership Lessons from the Great Antarctic Explorer is a book about a man who saved 27 men stranded in the Antarctic for 2 years, kept his crew alive, and saved the lives of 27 other men stranded with him.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.
00:00:29.000 Hello everyone, welcome to an extra special episode of Get Off My Lawn.
00:00:33.000 This is our Thanksgiving special.
00:00:35.000 I've decided to follow Cuomo's rules and stay away from my family.
00:00:42.000 I saw Cuomo said that he's not going to visit his sister because she's from out of state and it would be a great gesture of love for him not to see her on that day to keep her safe.
00:00:53.000 He's okay with his 89-year-old grandmother.
00:00:56.000 That's because he likes to kill old people, apparently.
00:00:59.000 He is really good at it.
00:01:01.000 In fact, I think he won the Emmy in killing old people.
00:01:05.000 Something just fell out of my pocket.
00:01:08.000 The hell is that?
00:01:10.000 Looks like some sort of drug thing.
00:01:13.000 Or like in World War II where they'd stick something in with morphine with a pen.
00:01:22.000 So yeah, it probably won't be a very long show.
00:01:25.000 We're just going to talk about family and Thanksgiving and the arguments you're inevitably going to get in.
00:01:31.000 But today's book is Shackleton's Way.
00:01:33.000 I just bought this, just skimming through it before we started recording.
00:01:37.000 My old man told me to get it.
00:01:39.000 Leadership Lessons from the Great Antarctic Explorer.
00:01:43.000 And he was a sailor, a captain, sea captain.
00:01:47.000 His boat was stuck in the Antarctic for two years, but he kept his crew alive, saved the lives of 27 men stranded with him in the Antarctic.
00:01:57.000 So it's written mostly by these two women who are like finance people, and they've noticed that his rules are great for business, great for making money.
00:02:09.000 So in the book, they have his diary and the diary of the sailors on board, and you learn a lot about him.
00:02:15.000 And then these two women have done a great job of putting it all together.
00:02:19.000 But I thought this was an interesting example of what makes him a special guy.
00:02:23.000 And I asked my dad, by the way, I go, you were a bleeder, a manager of a lot of projects.
00:02:27.000 That was your job, project manager.
00:02:28.000 What was your secret?
00:02:29.000 And he goes, intimidation.
00:02:31.000 I'll just intimidate people and they'd be too scared to fuck up around me because it was too painful to deal with.
00:02:37.000 Okay.
00:02:38.000 This was not a Shackleton's method.
00:02:40.000 I don't know why he told me to get this book.
00:02:43.000 Even while he was training all the men to do all the ship's work, the boss was observing, that's what they call him in the book.
00:02:48.000 The boss was observing everyone's personality.
00:02:51.000 He wanted to put each person in a long-term job he enjoyed and for which he was best suited.
00:02:56.000 He watched as each took care of the dogs on a rotating basis, then selected dog team leaders.
00:03:02.000 Shackleton figured the best work came from those with a particular interest in the job, and the dogs benefited from the dedicated care of one owner.
00:03:10.000 As another example, Ord Leese.
00:03:13.000 Oh shit, that light's out.
00:03:14.000 Because I thought it had a buzz.
00:03:16.000 I'm going to put it back on again.
00:03:22.000 Ord Leese was hired as a motor expert.
00:03:27.000 He was a pack rat.
00:03:29.000 Sorry, Ord Lees, hired as a motor expert, was a pack rat and obsessed about the possibility of running short of supplies.
00:03:35.000 The crew members knew that if anything was missing on the ship, it would likely be Ordley's pillow or bed.
00:03:42.000 So Shackleton made this hoarder the storekeeper.
00:03:46.000 To some, it seemed like putting the fox in charge of the henhouse, but Shackleton knew this job would allay Ordley's anxieties and prevent the possibility of having to deal with other problems down the road.
00:03:56.000 Ordley's was delighted and said, it is awfully fortunate for me that Sir Ernest, Sir Ernest Shackleton, should have put me on to this work, which is so especially congenial to me.
00:04:08.000 And that's why I chose Ryan.
00:04:11.000 He wasn't as experienced or talented as, say, that shithead Ben Ratner, who started the Proud Boys just out of his sheer shittiness, but I knew he was determined.
00:04:21.000 He learned all the stuff in the studio by being an intern.
00:04:24.000 So that's who you want on your team.
00:04:26.000 Not someone who took it in school or who's doing it because it makes money.
00:04:30.000 You want the guy who's obsessed with that kind of stuff.
00:04:33.000 And tomorrow we'll be announcing a new show where you can see the intro and you'll be very impressed with his handiwork.
00:04:41.000 But because we're having Thanksgiving alone, we just ate at McDonald's and I want to talk to you about what's happening with your family on Thanksgiving because I believe family is paramount.
00:04:56.000 It is the most important thing in your life.
00:05:00.000 And we're all pretty good with our parents, aren't we?
00:05:03.000 We're not great with our in-laws and we're not great with our siblings, I've noticed, through the Trump era.
00:05:10.000 And I actually got a letter.
00:05:12.000 Maybe I'm going to read it first.
00:05:13.000 I was going to save this for the mailbag, but I got an interesting letter that I think would be a good way to start the show.
00:05:21.000 Here it is.
00:05:23.000 So Ryan, shut up.
00:05:25.000 You don't have a dad.
00:05:27.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
00:05:32.000 Let me touch it.
00:05:34.000 What does that sound like?
00:05:37.000 Sounds like aliens.
00:05:41.000 Something in the kitchen.
00:05:46.000 It stopped.
00:05:47.000 They landed.
00:05:48.000 Hey, Gabin McKenis and grand pooba of the queer clubhouse.
00:05:54.000 So basically, I just have a large anus.
00:05:59.000 That doesn't mean I'm gay.
00:06:01.000 But you are the grand pooba of the queer clubhouse, Ryan.
00:06:05.000 So you run it, you have lots of people over, you do tons of gay stuff.
00:06:11.000 Ever had a Coke and a beer before?
00:06:17.000 Okay, here we go.
00:06:18.000 This is sort of the theme of the show, which is why I'm starting the show with a letter.
00:06:22.000 Every time our family goes on vacation, there is always a problem with my sister.
00:06:27.000 She acts horrible from talking behind everyone's back to saying horrible mean things about my brother, mother, and other sister.
00:06:36.000 So he's got a brother and two sisters, this guy.
00:06:38.000 Two bros, two chicks.
00:06:40.000 What a perfect family.
00:06:42.000 She ruined this guy's spelling, by the way.
00:06:44.000 Dude, your spelling is embarrassing.
00:06:46.000 You spelled ruins wrong.
00:06:49.000 R-U-I-N-E-S?
00:06:52.000 That's not even what you call like ruins, right?
00:06:56.000 When they're, you know, like abandoned castle or something.
00:06:59.000 She ruins every family vacation or family get-together.
00:07:03.000 The family dynamic with my sister reminds me of the 1980s Twilight Zone movie scene, It's a Good Life, where everyone is nervous because a little shithead kid has mental powers and nobody wants to upset him because he will banish them to hell or remove their mouth.
00:07:15.000 Do you remember that one?
00:07:16.000 The sister's mean to him and he just goes, shh, and she has no mouth.
00:07:20.000 So the family's in perpetual fear of this shitty little kid.
00:07:24.000 Look it up.
00:07:27.000 When she shows up, the mood turns to shit.
00:07:29.000 My mom and dad are afraid if they say anything, she will not let them see their grandkids.
00:07:33.000 So they don't say a fucking word.
00:07:35.000 A little backstory.
00:07:37.000 This is so typical of what's happening.
00:07:39.000 Like when Obama was in power, there weren't these cunt publicans ruining everyone's vacation and dinner and Thanksgiving.
00:07:50.000 A little backstory.
00:07:51.000 We are a family of six with four kids.
00:07:52.000 We grew up in a small town, went to church.
00:07:54.000 My dad owned a small newspaper slash printing shop and was an entrepreneur.
00:07:58.000 My mom worked at a local daycare, then became the editor of the paper.
00:08:02.000 Very normal and great childhood.
00:08:04.000 It was fun as hell.
00:08:05.000 When my sister turned 18, she went to the University of Oregon.
00:08:09.000 The end.
00:08:10.000 You know, of the Antifa that attacked that journalist the night of my talk where Max and John got arrested.
00:08:16.000 One of them was called Finbar Sloanum.
00:08:21.000 And I believe his dad killed himself.
00:08:24.000 Maybe he was in financial trouble, Mr. Sloanem.
00:08:27.000 He used to interview people on the red carpet and stuff in New York high society, lived on the Upper West Side.
00:08:34.000 Maybe he got over his head in debt.
00:08:36.000 And obviously, it's crippling when a parent commits suicide, makes the child suicidal.
00:08:41.000 So instead of killing himself, he became a lady.
00:08:44.000 And he went to the University of Oregon, where he became a crazy lady.
00:08:48.000 And then he came back home and started attacking people.
00:08:52.000 Don't send your children, not just to the University of Oregon.
00:08:55.000 I don't know if you say Oregon or Oregon.
00:08:58.000 Don't just send your children there.
00:09:01.000 I mean, don't just avoid sending your children to school there.
00:09:03.000 Don't send your children there.
00:09:04.000 It is a shithole.
00:09:06.000 Portland's still going, by the way.
00:09:07.000 Seattle, Portland, still rioting.
00:09:10.000 Just like two nights ago, they were attacking trucks driving around the place and spray painting them, just with a line of spray paint.
00:09:17.000 They don't know what the guy in the truck believes, but he doesn't deserve a truck.
00:09:21.000 Anyway, she went to the University of Oregon, and that was 20 years ago.
00:09:26.000 She was there one year and started calling me an Anglo-white male.
00:09:30.000 What the fuck does that mean?
00:09:32.000 Anglo.
00:09:34.000 Like, how is that different from other white males in America?
00:09:38.000 And it just got worse from there.
00:09:40.000 Now she lives in LA with her UCLA professor husband, who I really like.
00:09:46.000 While on vacation this summer, I was having a conversation about guns with my other brother-in-law, and my sister came in and decided to start lecturing me about Trayvon Martin.
00:09:54.000 So you can imagine how that went.
00:09:55.000 The conversation soon escalated from the usual bullshit leftist garbage to Trump.
00:10:01.000 That's where you're going to end up today in Thanksgiving.
00:10:04.000 Within a few minutes, she finally had enough and said something she'd been wanting to say for many years.
00:10:08.000 She called me a racist, probably six times, then called my brother a racist.
00:10:13.000 Finally, she said, anyone who votes for Trump is a racist.
00:10:17.000 I looked around the room and started counting.
00:10:19.000 I know my mom, dad, and brother, all Trump supporters.
00:10:23.000 And that's when I replied, what about a black person who votes for Trump?
00:10:27.000 Stunned for a second, she replied, black people can't be racist.
00:10:31.000 And I said, how convenient.
00:10:34.000 Instead of me laughing in her face, I got fucking pissed.
00:10:38.000 See, this is where you blow it, dude.
00:10:40.000 When you're right, you have adrenaline control.
00:10:46.000 And when someone is apoplectic like this, freaking out and calling someone racist, they've already lost the argument.
00:10:53.000 So don't kick someone when they're down.
00:10:56.000 This person is flailing.
00:10:57.000 If you saw someone in a boxing room going, you just stand your ground, block it, and wait.
00:11:03.000 You've won.
00:11:04.000 They're freaking out.
00:11:06.000 They're hysterical.
00:11:07.000 And calling your mother race.
00:11:09.000 Well, I'll get to that in a second.
00:11:11.000 So you shouldn't have gotten pissed.
00:11:12.000 You should have just said, I don't understand.
00:11:15.000 So black people are voting against their own interests.
00:11:17.000 Are they stupid?
00:11:18.000 You could slowly pry away at that.
00:11:20.000 This is the key to my whole show today.
00:11:23.000 Play dumb.
00:11:25.000 Everything is a question.
00:11:26.000 Everything is interrogative.
00:11:28.000 Oh, really?
00:11:29.000 That's funny because I was sure I read a study that said blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
00:11:33.000 And you'll point out exactly how they're wrong with this study.
00:11:36.000 You'll win.
00:11:37.000 You just beat your sister, but she's going to talk down to you and go, no, that's not true.
00:11:42.000 Now, if she's curious, you can look it up later.
00:11:44.000 You could email her the thing that you said later when she's back at home, calm down.
00:11:50.000 You could say, uh-uh, sorry, I'm just curious.
00:11:53.000 During Thanksgiving, you were talking about the wage gap.
00:11:56.000 And I was sure that I had read that young women make more than men.
00:12:02.000 It's after they have kids they end up making less than men.
00:12:04.000 And here's the article where I must have read it.
00:12:07.000 And then she can say, well, that article is bullshit.
00:12:10.000 Or she could slowly think and realize that she fucked up.
00:12:13.000 But that's safely away from mom.
00:12:16.000 You've defused that bomb in a desert where it's not going to hurt anyone.
00:12:21.000 So getting pissed and shooing her out is a mistake.
00:12:26.000 Now, what if your sibling starts insulting your mom?
00:12:31.000 Calling her a racist bitch, calling her stupid?
00:12:34.000 This is the woman who breastfed your sister, who bought her Ashkosh Bagosh overalls, who tucked her in every night.
00:12:42.000 This is the girl who crawled into her mom's bed when she had a nightmare and mom held her, told her everything was going to be okay.
00:12:48.000 This woman's a stupid bitch now?
00:12:51.000 So you're going, someone attacks your mother, it's like primordial.
00:12:55.000 You just want to start fucking stabbing them.
00:12:57.000 But you obviously can't do that.
00:13:00.000 So, what you have to do is say, Jen, come on.
00:13:04.000 I mean, we're going to sit here and let you insult mom all night.
00:13:08.000 Like, is that how this is going to work?
00:13:10.000 And you're calm, your mom's crying, and she might get up and leave, but you don't scream at her and force her to leave.
00:13:16.000 Just be like, Yeah, I. That's not, you know, that's not true.
00:13:20.000 Don't insult mom.
00:13:20.000 She made this beautiful dinner.
00:13:22.000 We're not, or as Trump would say.
00:13:24.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.
00:13:26.000 Everyone knows what you're saying is true, especially in this family where they're all Trump supporters.
00:13:30.000 You'll notice, by the way, I lean with my tits.
00:13:32.000 This mic isn't working.
00:13:33.000 It's just a prop.
00:13:34.000 This is the mic.
00:13:38.000 That's why I'm reading this letter first, because I don't blame you for getting pissed.
00:13:42.000 Plenty of my friends have gotten pissed.
00:13:44.000 My family, personally, my family, my parents and my brother, we're all on the same page, so there's no problems with that.
00:13:51.000 But I have other relatives where it's an issue.
00:13:53.000 And yeah, when they start attacking my family or my parents or my wife, well, they never attack my wife because she's not a big Trump person, I want to flip the whole fucking Thanksgiving table over.
00:14:06.000 But that's not what men do.
00:14:09.000 Men smile and explain and even play dumb.
00:14:12.000 You know, ideally, she leaves Thanksgiving thinking she schooled your ass.
00:14:18.000 And then you can slowly show her that you were playing dumb.
00:14:22.000 Don't ever say I was playing dumb.
00:14:23.000 But you can slowly show her that all the things that you had as questions are hard facts.
00:14:29.000 And then even then, though, you're still kind of curious.
00:14:31.000 Like, oh, I'm sorry.
00:14:34.000 You know, you said that they're not sending any rapists from Mexico, but I looked at the stats here.
00:14:41.000 80% of the girls crossing the border get raped.
00:14:44.000 And here's Vincente Fox in 2000 explicitly saying we're sending criminals and rapists over the border because we don't have room in our prisons.
00:14:53.000 So I can see where my, can you see where my confusion came from?
00:14:57.000 Little, little droplets.
00:15:00.000 Nothing too major.
00:15:04.000 Anyway, this is him losing his temper.
00:15:06.000 I told her how out of line she was and on and on.
00:15:10.000 But this started a huge fight between us.
00:15:12.000 Lots of yelling, screaming, and her acting like a complete insane person to my brother also.
00:15:18.000 She was out of her mind yelling fuck and getting an inch away from my brother.
00:15:22.000 I've seen this before with Trump derangement syndrome in people's homes where they just, they start with a normal argument and then you bring up something on your phone saying that's not it and they just go fucking nuts.
00:15:35.000 Mental.
00:15:36.000 And I think it's because they know they're wrong and they haven't done their research and that makes them feel insecure and they're so used to being in the Facebook bubble.
00:15:45.000 And Tucker talks about suing Facebook and social media for separating us as people and providing these bubbles where we're never confronted with any data that contradicts our beliefs.
00:15:56.000 And it makes you totally unprepared.
00:15:59.000 It's so they've been in a boxing ring sparring with toddlers and then they get to a real professional fight and they get punched in the face and they freak the fuck out.
00:16:09.000 They've never heard that before.
00:16:10.000 They've never heard that Trump isn't racist or that he's not stupid or that all his businesses have not failed.
00:16:20.000 So they lose it when it happens to them because they're a fish out of water.
00:16:25.000 Getting an inch away from my brother, you should have seen the look on my 70-year-old mother's face.
00:16:30.000 The next day she wanted to talk to us, this is the sister, but did not apologize.
00:16:34.000 She said, your mother was an editor of a magazine, sir, and you are the worst writer I've ever seen.
00:16:42.000 You don't even know how to switch from person to person.
00:16:44.000 The way this reads, you say my mother's face, and then the next sentence is the next day she wanted to talk to us.
00:16:49.000 The reader assumes that she is the last woman we spoke to.
00:16:54.000 You should have said the next day my sister wanted to talk to us, but did not apologize.
00:16:58.000 She said we were complicit in Donald Trump's racism.
00:17:01.000 Okay, so this is going to come up a lot today.
00:17:04.000 And the best way to handle this, and I learned this from Jim Goad actually, when people say racist, say, what does that mean?
00:17:12.000 And they'll go, oh, well, he thinks lesser of people.
00:17:15.000 Okay.
00:17:17.000 So he thinks blacks in general are, what, less valuable?
00:17:22.000 Yeah.
00:17:23.000 What does valuable mean?
00:17:24.000 Like, they should get different rules?
00:17:27.000 You could give them, like in Islam, a woman's say is less valuable than a man's, so she needs twice as many witnesses if she saw a rape or she was raped.
00:17:37.000 That I understand.
00:17:38.000 That's a quantitative thing.
00:17:39.000 But in America, where we all have the same rights, what does less valuable mean?
00:17:43.000 And then she'll go on to police brutality, but you don't let her leave.
00:17:46.000 Tell me what that means.
00:17:48.000 Well, they judge someone based on their skin.
00:17:50.000 They don't want to know them.
00:17:51.000 And then my favorite analogy that I've used a million times is you're at a bar, the black guy sits down next to you, same teams, same complaints.
00:18:01.000 You have everything in common with him, and he likes the same subjects as you, and he wants to talk about boxing, and so do you.
00:18:08.000 Why would you deny yourself that interesting conversation?
00:18:13.000 Why?
00:18:14.000 You know, you often hear racist things in New York, but you'll meet the guy's wife the next day and she's black.
00:18:21.000 Or you'll meet his daughter that he's raising now and she's black and the ex-wife is black and that's why he was saying those things.
00:18:29.000 So true racism is noticing a pattern, embracing the negative patterns only, and then applying it to 100% of that group.
00:18:42.000 No one does that.
00:18:43.000 When we meet a person, it's a blank slate.
00:18:45.000 When he sits down next to us and he goes, you're wearing a Mets hat?
00:18:48.000 He's wearing a Mets hat and he goes, I'm excited about this season, man.
00:18:51.000 I think this is a whole reboot.
00:18:53.000 I know we say this every season, but I'm excited.
00:18:55.000 I would love to talk to that guy, obviously.
00:18:58.000 Why would I deny myself the pleasure of talking about my favorite baseball team?
00:19:03.000 Similarly, and I've used this analogy a million times, a guy comes in to work at a bank.
00:19:09.000 His resume looks great.
00:19:10.000 He's going to make the company tons of money.
00:19:13.000 And you're going to look cool for hiring him because he's made money for them too.
00:19:19.000 You as an HR person just made the company $10 million.
00:19:22.000 Now your job is more solid.
00:19:25.000 So why would you look up from that scenario that's staring at you in the face on your clipboard, See a black person and go, no, no.
00:19:34.000 You wouldn't.
00:19:34.000 The friend wouldn't deny himself that interesting friend, and the business wouldn't deny themselves this lucrative employee.
00:19:42.000 Oh, yeah, well, what about these resumes that get sent out, and black names don't get the same responses white names do?
00:19:50.000 Michelle Obama is not a black name or a white name.
00:19:54.000 It's a normal American name.
00:19:56.000 I shouldn't say Obama, whatever Michelle's maiden name is.
00:19:59.000 Michelle Jackson, we'll say.
00:20:02.000 That's a normal American name.
00:20:04.000 Shiniqua or Roshanta, that's not just a black name, that's a specific part of blackness that says, I don't want to be part of American culture.
00:20:16.000 I'm starting my own thing.
00:20:18.000 I got my own little pirate ship I built.
00:20:20.000 And those people tend not to assimilate well into a working group, as Shackleton probably would notice if he was having everyone try out various jobs.
00:20:30.000 So it's a lie that those people were racist because they saw the names.
00:20:35.000 If they saw Michelle Jackson, they go, oh, good.
00:20:38.000 She had a normal life.
00:20:38.000 Her dad.
00:20:39.000 And by the way, Michelle Obama had a wonderful life because her dad stuck around.
00:20:46.000 Huge, huge detail today on Thanksgiving.
00:20:49.000 Her dad stuck around, cared for her, loved her, and raised a family despite being a complete fucking gimp who could barely walk.
00:20:59.000 So yeah.
00:21:02.000 Just calmly asked for examples of Donald Trump's racism.
00:21:07.000 And all this complicit shit doesn't work.
00:21:12.000 Oh, how ironic.
00:21:13.000 My dad's calling.
00:21:18.000 Hello?
00:21:20.000 Hi, honey.
00:21:21.000 Stag.
00:21:22.000 Hey, Dad, I called you back after I was done the show, but you were at the pub dealing with your alcoholism.
00:21:31.000 So, Jim, we're going to ask you.
00:21:34.000 Wait, hold on a sec.
00:21:36.000 Hold on a sec.
00:21:37.000 Again, I'm recording a show because we're recording the Thanksgiving show.
00:21:41.000 So we're live now, so don't say anything about my micro penis or my criminal past with bestiality.
00:21:51.000 Okay.
00:21:52.000 But can I talk or no?
00:21:54.000 Well, it's being recorded, so make sure you're ready for the whole world to hear whatever you have to say.
00:21:59.000 Well, I watched Rudy Giuliani there giving a testimony to the Pennsylvania state legislator, and he's got overpowering evidence of fraud in the election.
00:22:19.000 And when was this presented?
00:22:22.000 When was this presented?
00:22:23.000 I think it was today.
00:22:24.000 I'm not sure.
00:22:27.000 But it's certainly very recently.
00:22:30.000 The evidence is absolutely overwhelming.
00:22:35.000 Well, here's the issue, though.
00:22:37.000 If Biden won by 20,000 and we find cheating of 10,000, no judge is going to want to set up...
00:22:46.000 No, no, no, no, no.
00:22:47.000 We're not talking 10,000.
00:22:49.000 We're talking 600,000.
00:22:53.000 Wow.
00:22:54.000 There was about something of the order of 600,000 more mail-in ballots counted than were actually sent out.
00:23:06.000 And that's just Pennsylvania?
00:23:10.000 Well, I haven't had the evidence from several other states, but his lawyer maintains that's the same thing happening in at least another five states.
00:23:24.000 And they always seem to be swing states.
00:23:27.000 Yes, and they're all going to Biden.
00:23:30.000 There was something, so they did a count of all these questionable ballots.
00:23:34.000 And something like, I don't know if it was, I probably got the number wrong, but you'll get the message.
00:23:41.000 There was something like 400 or 500,000 to Biden and 3,000 to Trump.
00:23:48.000 Holy shit.
00:23:49.000 Which...
00:23:50.000 So that is.
00:23:52.000 There's obviously something very, very crooked about that.
00:23:56.000 Okay, I just get nervous sometimes when evidence sounds circumstantial.
00:24:00.000 Like they say, the odds of this happening are one in a million.
00:24:05.000 That's not...
00:24:06.000 I mean, when you get DNA evidence, they say the odds are 99,99 out of a million.
00:24:14.000 Yes.
00:24:15.000 So I hope...
00:24:17.000 But, you know, but you can't.
00:24:19.000 Obviously, the number of counted mail-in ballots being significantly larger than the number of mail-in ballots actually sent out is obviously fraud there.
00:24:33.000 Right.
00:24:33.000 So that's what we need.
00:24:35.000 It's total incompetence.
00:24:37.000 Yeah.
00:24:37.000 They're counting the same ballots time and time again.
00:24:41.000 Yeah, that's hard evidence.
00:24:43.000 So with a bunch of solid pieces like that, what would the judges do?
00:24:50.000 Say these states have to do a recount?
00:24:58.000 He actually came up with a very, very sensible response to one of the judges.
00:25:04.000 The one judge said, well, you can't rule out these mail-in ballots because you're disenfranchising the people who sent them in.
00:25:15.000 But Giuliani's point was, no, if you can't fraudulent ballots, you're disenfranchising the people who sent in honest ballots.
00:25:26.000 Yeah, yeah, you've totally trivialized the whole process.
00:25:30.000 Yes.
00:25:31.000 So I think to me, I don't know if they'll ever come to this conclusion, but to me, the only thing they can do is ignore all ballots that haven't been validated.
00:25:47.000 And do you think that could win the election for Trump?
00:25:50.000 Oh, 100%.
00:25:53.000 Well, that's great news.
00:25:54.000 Okay, let me call you back when I'm done recording the show.
00:25:56.000 Okay, Donna.
00:26:00.000 My dad's dad didn't love him and beat up my dad's siblings.
00:26:04.000 My dad didn't get beat because he always had straight A's.
00:26:07.000 But he doesn't understand affection.
00:26:11.000 Like, he loves me very much.
00:26:12.000 He was hugged me and kissed me my whole life.
00:26:14.000 But he's the first McInnis to ever do that.
00:26:17.000 So he'll say things like, my wee angel and my darling and peto.
00:26:23.000 And I'm like, dad, those are not dad-to-son names.
00:26:26.000 It's like kid and buddy.
00:26:29.000 Or he'll, sometimes he'd look at me and just go, you're gorgeous.
00:26:33.000 Like, dad, don't tell your son.
00:26:35.000 Please don't do that in public.
00:26:37.000 One time he blew a kiss at the young man giving us our beer when we were on a road trip.
00:26:44.000 Because what my dad does when he's totally zoned out, and you're looking at him going, what are you doing?
00:26:49.000 And he's so out in the abyss that he just sort of wants to go, hey, hey, something like that.
00:26:56.000 Like, I gotcha.
00:26:57.000 Boo.
00:26:59.000 But he doesn't have that kind of vocabulary as far as love and affection goes.
00:27:03.000 So he would say to my mom, like, you're gorgeous.
00:27:06.000 And look away, whatever.
00:27:07.000 It just means like, I like you, you're good.
00:27:08.000 But then he started saying it to me and my brother.
00:27:10.000 And we're like, what?
00:27:11.000 We're gorgeous?
00:27:12.000 And then we're on a road trip and he's getting his beers from the beer store.
00:27:15.000 And he goes, there you go, sir.
00:27:16.000 And he's totally spaced out.
00:27:18.000 And he just looks at the sexy young man and goes, you're gorgeous.
00:27:23.000 He just walks out of the way.
00:27:24.000 We're outside the parking lot.
00:27:26.000 I go, hey, dad, you just told an 18-year-old boy that he's gorgeous and you blew a kiss at him.
00:27:33.000 And he just goes, that's how he laughs.
00:27:46.000 It's disturbing.
00:27:49.000 So yeah, you calmly ask for examples of the racism.
00:27:52.000 Why wasn't he racist in 2014, by the way?
00:27:55.000 I hate when people call Trump a reality star.
00:27:58.000 Yes, very recently he had a show called The Apprentice.
00:28:02.000 I'm 50.
00:28:03.000 I remember in 1980 seeing him on the cover of Penthouse.
00:28:06.000 He was always in Mad Magazine.
00:28:08.000 He was on Sally Jesse Raphael.
00:28:10.000 He's been in the public eye since the late 70s, non-stop.
00:28:15.000 So yeah, he dabbled in reality at the very end because that was a great business and everyone else was doing it.
00:28:20.000 It was the thing to do at the time.
00:28:22.000 That's not who he is.
00:28:24.000 He's a real estate mogul who's made billions.
00:28:27.000 Yeah, from his dad.
00:28:29.000 Okay, you know what?
00:28:30.000 I'm going to give you $3 million in Manhattan and then check in in 50 years.
00:28:35.000 I have a funny feeling you'll be fucking broke.
00:28:40.000 Like most lottery winners.
00:28:44.000 I told her to stop lying to the whole family and get right with God.
00:28:49.000 Dude, you blew it.
00:28:51.000 She ruined two precious days of our vacation.
00:28:54.000 And when we all say goodbye, I saw my father crying, which I've only seen that twice in my life.
00:29:00.000 Which I have only seen that twice in my life.
00:29:03.000 Which I have only seen twice in my life.
00:29:06.000 Can you have your mother edit your next letter to us, please?
00:29:11.000 My father, mother, brother, and I run our family business and we all work very hard most of the year.
00:29:16.000 So our vacations are very important to us.
00:29:18.000 It's cool that they still go on vacation together, assuming this guy isn't like 12.
00:29:23.000 No, if his mother's 70, he's an old guy.
00:29:26.000 Why are you still going on vacations with your parents?
00:29:30.000 This was all in July.
00:29:32.000 Now here's the other mistake.
00:29:33.000 I froze my sister out in the next few months and she actually started acting nice to me.
00:29:39.000 That's not a result of the freezing out, dude.
00:29:41.000 That's a result of your mom calling her and crying.
00:29:47.000 Asking my mom if I was upset at her saying she apologized.
00:29:50.000 So the sister was claiming she apologized, but she didn't.
00:29:53.000 That's a lie.
00:29:55.000 To wanting pictures of our newborn and sending me a gift card when I had surgery.
00:29:59.000 What'd you have surgery for to fix your spelling?
00:30:05.000 I weakened on her.
00:30:06.000 Jesus Lord.
00:30:08.000 Because I do love her, but I do not trust her.
00:30:10.000 I don't like her, and I'm still pissed at what she did to my family.
00:30:14.000 Let it go, dude.
00:30:15.000 Let it go.
00:30:16.000 Don't forget, but forgive.
00:30:19.000 That's the Christian thing to do.
00:30:21.000 So you're being way too hard on her.
00:30:23.000 She's trying to come back in your life.
00:30:25.000 There's no need to punish her.
00:30:26.000 Now, what are unforgivable things?
00:30:28.000 There's a lot of unforgivable things.
00:30:30.000 Like my uncle, my dad's brother, told my grandfather he got into college and then he took the money and would go to the pub every day and just play pool for years.
00:30:43.000 He would have a book bag with the same books in it and go to a non-existent college, which was actually a pub.
00:30:48.000 Is that unforgivable?
00:30:50.000 Ripping off your dad?
00:30:51.000 Like, say, I'm my dad?
00:30:56.000 It's pretty rough.
00:30:57.000 It's pretty rough.
00:30:59.000 I don't know.
00:31:00.000 It's a case-by-case basis.
00:31:01.000 There are some things.
00:31:03.000 Obviously, hurting, you know, someone's child, like you slap around your nephew.
00:31:10.000 I could understand that father beating the shit out of the guy and never speak to him again.
00:31:13.000 But you get what I'm saying?
00:31:15.000 It's like major consequential things that you end relationships with your family on.
00:31:21.000 Child abuse, robbing them blind, that kind of shit.
00:31:25.000 Basically criminal offenses.
00:31:27.000 But outside of that, being a dick because you're brainwashed by Oregon and California, it's like Scientology.
00:31:36.000 If my brother became a Scientologist, I would just avoid the subject of Scientology altogether.
00:31:41.000 That's the situation we're in in America.
00:31:43.000 We're in a Scientology climate.
00:31:46.000 Okay.
00:31:49.000 I'm still pissed at her.
00:31:50.000 Fine, be pissed.
00:31:51.000 Just seethe.
00:31:52.000 My mom told me about a month ago that she wanted to come home for Christmas and I wanted to rip into her, my sister, right there, but I didn't.
00:32:01.000 I'm going to confront her because I don't want her to hijack Christmas and make it fucking miserable.
00:32:05.000 Christmas in our family is about God, kids, and relaxation.
00:32:10.000 Question, should I let her have it?
00:32:12.000 Let it go, or a mixture of both.
00:32:14.000 Not a mixture, let it go.
00:32:16.000 This is what you do.
00:32:17.000 You make it a fun thing.
00:32:19.000 Hey guys, no politics.
00:32:21.000 No politics this Christmas.
00:32:23.000 It's a fun rule, like no farting or no saying words that start with B. It's a silly game you guys are Playing.
00:32:30.000 And when it comes up, no politics.
00:32:32.000 I have relatives on my wife's side where, when politics come up, they know that we're going to get into a fight, me and the person.
00:32:41.000 And so literally, hands go up, no politics.
00:32:44.000 And it's very strict.
00:32:45.000 No politics.
00:32:47.000 And us righties are like, fine.
00:32:50.000 And the left is more like, and they stop it right away.
00:32:56.000 But that's been very conducive to a smooth Christmas, Thanksgiving, all this other stuff.
00:33:05.000 And that's what you have to do.
00:33:06.000 Look, there's time to get revenge or to bring it up.
00:33:10.000 In a year, you can say, you remember when you were the worst cunt on earth two years ago?
00:33:15.000 Ideally, she's sane after that.
00:33:16.000 She got her shitty Biden and realized that he sucks and Trump derangement syndrome has fizzled out.
00:33:21.000 There'll be times.
00:33:22.000 But this kind of confrontation with dad's crying is irrevocable and does permanent damage to the family.
00:33:31.000 Well, she did permanent damage to our family.
00:33:34.000 No, no, no, no, not really.
00:33:36.000 I have this conversation in my head about a million times, going from completely pissed, where I tell her if she pulls that shit during Christmas, I'll pack her family up and send her ass back to LA.
00:33:44.000 I am the oldest brother, and as she points out constantly, the alpha male in the family.
00:33:49.000 Something has to be said.
00:33:50.000 How should I handle this?
00:33:51.000 Thank you.
00:33:51.000 Have a great show.
00:33:52.000 Keep it up, Chris.
00:33:55.000 So, as the alpha male, you have to be big enough to play dumb.
00:34:01.000 Now, with her, you can't really play dumb because you've already shown all your cards.
00:34:07.000 So I would just take her husband aside and say, dude, this constant politicking, Trump derangement syndrome, whatever you want to call it, it's ripping my family apart.
00:34:19.000 And soon, we won't see your kids.
00:34:21.000 They won't see our kids.
00:34:22.000 It'll be a permanent rift.
00:34:24.000 And I don't want that to happen.
00:34:25.000 So I'm going to casually, happily insist on a no politics clause this Thanksgiving, this Christmas.
00:34:33.000 And I'd like you to help back it up because it sounds like the professor is sane.
00:34:38.000 All right.
00:34:40.000 Here's another fun way to bond on Thanksgiving.
00:34:43.000 COVID.
00:34:44.000 This is a scenario that Cuomo wants.
00:34:46.000 This is the scenario that de Blasio wants.
00:34:49.000 This is the scenario that most COVID fucking phobics want.
00:34:55.000 But if you're having dinner with your family on Thanksgiving and you're not six feet apart and you're drinking and singing, you were clearly on the same page when it comes to COVID.
00:35:04.000 So if, I bet there's not a lot of liberals joining their families this Thanksgiving or this Christmas.
00:35:11.000 But if there are, they're clearly pretty sane and are not brainwashed by all this propaganda.
00:35:17.000 So maybe you could bond on that.
00:35:19.000 And I think the best way to bond with COVID is to ask Trump.
00:35:23.000 You're fired.
00:35:24.000 Fuck you.
00:35:26.000 Is to just say the simple thing that all us sane COVID people say, which is, hey, we're not denying it exists.
00:35:34.000 No one's denying it exists.
00:35:36.000 That's nuts.
00:35:37.000 When people say, even at rallies, it's not real.
00:35:40.000 What they mean is the magnitude that we're seeing is not real.
00:35:44.000 It's not the black plague.
00:35:47.000 It's killed 200,000 people?
00:35:49.000 No, I don't think so.
00:35:50.000 I think the over-reporting has it more like 100,000.
00:35:54.000 And they are all olds and fats.
00:35:58.000 Some of them had pre-existing conditions.
00:36:00.000 And flu seems to have magically disappeared.
00:36:04.000 I think a lot of flu stats are in there.
00:36:06.000 So once you take away all of those factors, pre-existing conditions, olds, fats, over-reporting, the flu, and you look at people like you and I, going outside is more dangerous.
00:36:18.000 Driving is more dangerous.
00:36:20.000 And what I would say to my fellow, to my family members at the COVID thing is to say, look, if you're old, if you're fat, I could see, there might be some olds and fats at the table though.
00:36:32.000 If you're very old and very fat, I could see, yeah, say very, so fat people don't get mad at you.
00:36:37.000 Very old and very fat people, I could see it.
00:36:39.000 Put a mask on.
00:36:40.000 I might stay home if I was 89.
00:36:42.000 It's not worth the risk right now.
00:36:44.000 But can the rest of us please get back to work?
00:36:48.000 Can the rest of us begin making money again?
00:36:50.000 Hear, here, here, here.
00:36:51.000 And then everyone toes.
00:36:56.000 Okay, so here are some tips for dealing with the left when it comes to various subjects, because you're going to see people you haven't seen for a while.
00:37:05.000 They've been in their bubble.
00:37:07.000 It's like Facebook has become Medusa, and it takes whatever your views are, and it locks you there like stone, and they can't waver from that.
00:37:15.000 So immigration to them is, we're a nation of immigrants.
00:37:20.000 We need to open our borders, and they do the jobs Americans won't do.
00:37:24.000 And right now, Trump is so racist, he hates them, he thinks they're all rapists.
00:37:29.000 So he's putting them in cages.
00:37:32.000 That's a lot to unpack, is it not?
00:37:35.000 But that's the narrative from the left.
00:37:38.000 So the best way to handle this, I always say, is questions.
00:37:43.000 Oh, okay, all right.
00:37:45.000 So just the same way you would with a 12-year-old who's talking like an expert and he doesn't know you're a mechanic and he's telling you about cars.
00:37:53.000 You go, oh, okay, all right.
00:37:54.000 And how many cylinders is that?
00:37:56.000 Oh, okay.
00:37:58.000 That's a V six, a V6.
00:38:00.000 Okay.
00:38:01.000 Oh, it's V because of the way the little tubes are shaped.
00:38:04.000 I get it.
00:38:06.000 When they talk about immigration, you say, okay, I don't understand how it should go.
00:38:12.000 Help me out here.
00:38:14.000 Like, say someone crosses the border with their kids.
00:38:18.000 They have to go in some sort of holding cell, right?
00:38:20.000 I mean, otherwise you don't have borders.
00:38:21.000 No, just let them go.
00:38:23.000 Oh, okay.
00:38:24.000 So America has no borders?
00:38:26.000 Try to build their model.
00:38:28.000 Like, just like we always say with NA, NAA, play it out.
00:38:33.000 In NA, they say, if you have a beer, then you're going to have a shot, then you're going to buy Coke, then you're going to get heroin, then you're going to die.
00:38:40.000 You know that's the sequence of events.
00:38:42.000 So with immigration people, I always say, okay, so they come across the border, and then it's a guy and a four-year-old girl.
00:38:52.000 I either let them go or I put them in some sort of holding cell, a cage, as you put it.
00:39:00.000 It's got to be a place they can't get out of.
00:39:01.000 So it's going to be pretty cage-like.
00:39:03.000 And by the way, Obama built those cages.
00:39:05.000 I know, by the way, for a lot of you, this episode is stuff you've heard a million times.
00:39:08.000 But don't watch it then.
00:39:10.000 This is kind of like a Swiss Army knife thing for dealing with liberals at family events.
00:39:16.000 And obviously, you're going to hear things you've heard on my show a million times.
00:39:19.000 But I'd rather put them together in a package for this Thanksgiving episode.
00:39:24.000 So I have to put them in a holding cell because we have borders.
00:39:28.000 Because without borders, we don't have a country.
00:39:29.000 And if you want no borders at all in the entire world, well, that's a whole new planet.
00:39:35.000 And no other countries are going to agree to that, by the way.
00:39:37.000 Peru, you tell Peru they don't have borders, they're going to tell you to go fuck yourself.
00:39:41.000 So they should.
00:39:42.000 So are we the only ones without borders?
00:39:44.000 No.
00:39:44.000 Okay, so we have borders.
00:39:46.000 All right, so if someone crosses a border illegally, for it to exist, there has to be some sort of punishment.
00:39:51.000 Or else it's just a border in theory.
00:39:53.000 So you have to put them in some sort of holding thing while you process the papers and figure out what you're going to do with them.
00:39:58.000 You can't put kids in adult holding cells.
00:40:03.000 They're going to get raped.
00:40:04.000 They're going to get fucked with.
00:40:05.000 So you have to separate the kids.
00:40:08.000 So separating children from their families, again, I'm trying to stay interrogative.
00:40:14.000 What if you catch a drug dealer, she's dealing Coke, assuming the drug war is still going in this perfect society.
00:40:22.000 She's dealing Coke and she's with her five-year-old.
00:40:25.000 And there's no one who can take the kid.
00:40:26.000 There's no relative around.
00:40:28.000 That's separating families.
00:40:30.000 You have to put the kid in foster care with someone while you process her paperwork for dealing cocaine.
00:40:36.000 Like, what's your version of events?
00:40:39.000 You tell me what we do.
00:40:40.000 She comes, the girl comes with the mom to the jail, or we let moms get away with dealing Coke if they're with kids.
00:40:48.000 Isn't that going to encourage Coke dealers to always have a kid around?
00:40:52.000 Which is exactly what's happened with immigration.
00:40:55.000 These people are bringing kids across as toys.
00:40:59.000 The DNA rarely checks out.
00:41:01.000 These aren't their fucking kids.
00:41:03.000 You want proof?
00:41:04.000 The kids are there unclaimed.
00:41:08.000 You're not going to come back for your kids?
00:41:11.000 I would come back for my kids if they were in hell.
00:41:14.000 I would fight Satan.
00:41:15.000 I wouldn't go, oh, well, I can't go back and get my kid.
00:41:17.000 I'll get in shit.
00:41:18.000 I'll get arrested, deported.
00:41:23.000 They noticed that basically women voters and a large part of the American public is very unhappy with the thought of people being separated from their kids.
00:41:33.000 So they started bringing kids.
00:41:35.000 Kids in Mexico with these drug cartels are human garbage.
00:41:40.000 They use them as spotters.
00:41:41.000 They use them to transport drugs.
00:41:44.000 They're orphans.
00:41:45.000 They're tools.
00:41:46.000 And they're being used as tools against the American psyche.
00:41:49.000 And Americans are falling for it.
00:41:51.000 Mostly chicks.
00:41:52.000 Mostly chicks are falling for that shit.
00:41:55.000 So I always want to know how I don't separate kids from the border.
00:42:00.000 I think that's a good way of putting it to your people.
00:42:04.000 He didn't call all Mexicans rapists.
00:42:06.000 He noticed that they're sending a lot of bad guys over the border.
00:42:09.000 That's got nothing to do with Mexicans in general.
00:42:12.000 Okay?
00:42:12.000 Just because your town has a rapist in it doesn't mean you're saying everyone in that town's a rapist, but they noticed when the town sends the rapist somewhere that they're sending their rapist.
00:42:23.000 So then we get to Trump.
00:42:26.000 And they're going to say he's racist, and he said you can grab a woman by the pussy.
00:42:33.000 With the racist thing, you have to ask for examples.
00:42:36.000 They'll do the Mexican rapist thing.
00:42:38.000 They'll also do the very fine people.
00:42:40.000 Now, the best way to handle this, I know you're getting mad, dude.
00:42:43.000 I get mad too.
00:42:45.000 Especially when you've had a few drinks, you want to just say, oh, fuck off.
00:42:48.000 Go make me a sandwich, you stupid bitch.
00:42:50.000 Which is a fun way to end a conversation in a bar.
00:42:53.000 But when it's your family, you can't do that.
00:42:55.000 You know, I ended one conversation bar.
00:42:58.000 I can't go out at night anymore, really, because I get recognized by wasted people and they're not a great demographic to deal with.
00:43:04.000 And it was these two women.
00:43:06.000 One had a shaved head and one was fat, and they thought they were lesbians.
00:43:09.000 Now, I could have just said, you know what you are, you're both lugs, lesbians until graduation.
00:43:15.000 You're not even real.
00:43:17.000 And the reason you're pretending to be a lesbian is because you're fat, and you're fat because you're lazy.
00:43:21.000 And no one wants to fuck you, so you just get a girl, and now you can get laid and still pretend that you're some sort of visible minority.
00:43:29.000 And you, the girl with the shaved head, you're just boring and kind of ugly.
00:43:33.000 So you shaved your head and you pretend you don't want the boys that don't want you anyway.
00:43:36.000 I didn't need you anyway.
00:43:39.000 And you're doing this whole political thing as an act, which is why you don't know what you're talking about.
00:43:43.000 I could have said that.
00:43:44.000 It was my local bar at the time.
00:43:46.000 And I don't want to get in a screaming fight.
00:43:48.000 So I was trying to keep everyone calm and not be the guy where when I show up, fights break out.
00:43:53.000 Because that's how you get 86.
00:43:56.000 So I just calmly said to them, they were asking about trans and they go, I don't really believe it.
00:44:02.000 I think it's just people pretending to be something they're not like you two.
00:44:06.000 I didn't say that part.
00:44:07.000 And then I came up with a good little trick that I highly recommend.
00:44:11.000 I said, what about Antifa?
00:44:13.000 And every time it goes to Proud Boys or something else, you just bring it back.
00:44:16.000 You go, what about Antifa?
00:44:17.000 What about Antifa?
00:44:18.000 Oh, that's an idea.
00:44:20.000 Okay, well, it seems like a pretty violent idea.
00:44:22.000 We've had five months of rioting, six months maybe by now, $3 billion in damage, statue in every state.
00:44:28.000 We've had 32 deaths at these riots, not tangentially related, but at the fucking riots.
00:44:32.000 32.
00:44:33.000 That's more than Heather Heyer.
00:44:35.000 She's one.
00:44:36.000 And they go, well, the right is just as violent.
00:44:38.000 And then you go, show me an example.
00:44:40.000 And they'll pull up on their phone some COVID rally where people weren't wearing masks.
00:44:44.000 I go, that's not a building burning to the ground.
00:44:47.000 That's not fireworks shot at cops.
00:44:50.000 That's not violent.
00:44:51.000 And then they get mad and leave.
00:44:53.000 So I think it's always healthy to put the onus on the person that's deranged and say, provide me with evidence.
00:45:00.000 Help me out here.
00:45:05.000 The other trope you always get from the left is this is a racist country.
00:45:10.000 And the way they base this on, what they base this on is the fact that black men are in prison.
00:45:18.000 And a lot of that is Biden and Harris, by the way, in this stupid drug war.
00:45:21.000 And that's a good one to throw them, a good bone to throw them, because you're like, I'm against the drug war.
00:45:25.000 I think drugs should be legal.
00:45:26.000 I mean, heroin already is legal.
00:45:28.000 It's called OxyContin.
00:45:29.000 So Let's get the junkies off the streets, get them into treatment.
00:45:33.000 We should have mental health centers.
00:45:34.000 All these mass shooters are insane and high.
00:45:39.000 Let's get them treated in a facility and get drug use to go down by making it legal.
00:45:46.000 Once drugs are legal, there's no motive for the cartels.
00:45:50.000 You've killed a whole industry there of gang warfare where 20 black men are killing 20 black men a day.
00:45:58.000 And when you bring that up too, you have to make it clear that that's democratic policies.
00:46:03.000 But again, interrogative.
00:46:04.000 My understanding is that the big problem with crime is this the lack of fathers in the hood.
00:46:11.000 And fatherlessness brings a lack of discipline, a lack of direction, and they end up getting sucked into a crime world.
00:46:17.000 The crime gang, crime boss, becomes their dad.
00:46:21.000 And so it seems like ending welfare would sort of stop this incentive for mothers to be single.
00:46:28.000 And they might be more inclined to stay with their baby daddy.
00:46:30.000 And they might go, oh, that's stupid, whatever.
00:46:33.000 Oh, okay.
00:46:34.000 And then you just drop it, but you planted the seed.
00:46:37.000 And if it comes up again, you can go, yeah, it's really unfortunate what Democrats did to the black family with welfare.
00:46:44.000 You always got to play up the minority and down the white guy to get into their heads.
00:46:49.000 Like immigration only benefits whites, rich white males in Mexico and America.
00:46:57.000 It hurts Mexicans in Mexico.
00:47:00.000 Their mom is a nanny.
00:47:01.000 Their dad's working construction.
00:47:03.000 There's no men in that town.
00:47:04.000 There's no moms in that town.
00:47:05.000 You've drained the town of love and culture and patriarchy.
00:47:10.000 And you've left it just a bunch of relatives sitting there getting checks all day.
00:47:14.000 That's no way to live.
00:47:18.000 So the racism trope is based on the fact that blacks are doing badly.
00:47:24.000 We're all for equality of possibilities, but we're not for equality of outcome.
00:47:31.000 Asian, short, fat Asians are nowhere in the NBA.
00:47:36.000 Is that proof that the NBA is against Asians?
00:47:40.000 How many Native Americans are in the NBA?
00:47:44.000 Not many.
00:47:45.000 And they're tall.
00:47:46.000 They do well in basketball.
00:47:47.000 Why aren't they in the NBA?
00:47:48.000 Because of anti-Indian racism?
00:47:52.000 No, that's not the case.
00:47:56.000 So just because a group suffers doesn't mean that there's someone out to get them.
00:48:01.000 And I always use the analogy of, say the mayor said, I'm clamping down on parking tickets.
00:48:07.000 Everyone who has outstanding parking tickets is getting the boot on their car.
00:48:11.000 That might, in a certain neighborhood, disproportionately affect black males.
00:48:15.000 Does that mean it's racist to enforce parking?
00:48:18.000 No, it means blacks got to pay their fucking parking tickets.
00:48:22.000 You know, that oink, oink you monsters chick we had on the on our t-shirts there, she got her wish.
00:48:30.000 There's no one on the subway anymore.
00:48:32.000 And this no mental institutions is not a great combo.
00:48:35.000 No cops, no mental treatment.
00:48:37.000 And they're shoving people off of trains.
00:48:40.000 Junkies are shooting up.
00:48:41.000 I've seen people blowing.
00:48:43.000 I can't show it on the show, but I've seen like a bum blowing some random black dude just right out there where everyone is.
00:48:50.000 Bums defecating on the tracks, pissing.
00:48:53.000 You go to sit in a seat and there's a trail of piss that's going up and down.
00:48:56.000 So she got her wish and it's a fucking hellhole.
00:49:00.000 Anyway, racism in America.
00:49:02.000 So these are the two biggies.
00:49:04.000 Racism was, we built this country on slavery and we stole it from the Indians.
00:49:12.000 The Indians stole it from the Indians.
00:49:14.000 The Indians were a tribe, a nomadic tribe, a group of nomadic tribes fighting each other, killing each other, mass graves, shooting each other with arrows after they were dead, so they would be immobilized in the afterlife.
00:49:27.000 Brutal, savage warfare.
00:49:29.000 A new tribe shows up, whites.
00:49:31.000 They struggle.
00:49:32.000 It was not an obliteration.
00:49:36.000 They were just another tribe for 400 years.
00:49:40.000 I think it's racist to single them out.
00:49:42.000 Just because they won, eventually, they fought with the Indians, they fought against the Indians.
00:49:47.000 I got a painting right here, the Battle of Fort Decayne, where we have the French and the Mohicans ganging up against a white tribe called the English.
00:49:57.000 They fought and fought and fought.
00:49:59.000 400 years.
00:50:02.000 People went to bed.
00:50:03.000 They went to their grave going, oh well, my grandmother was losing to the Indians.
00:50:07.000 We're losing to the Indians.
00:50:09.000 I guess we're lost this war.
00:50:10.000 Our tribe is done.
00:50:12.000 And eventually, superior firepower, they won, they overpowered.
00:50:16.000 And then there was a fight within the whites where the more working class British kicked out the British elites.
00:50:25.000 That's more tribalism.
00:50:27.000 And then even within that, there was a North and South war with two tribes, the North Tribe and the South tribe.
00:50:35.000 All of this is just tribes.
00:50:37.000 We have a history of tribes fighting each other.
00:50:40.000 And to stop slavery, 620,000 men died.
00:50:44.000 That population is the equivalent of, if it was today's population, it'd be 5 million dying.
00:50:49.000 That's an American Holocaust.
00:50:51.000 We suffered, and probably 98% whites, suffered an American Holocaust to free the black man.
00:51:01.000 And this is a country steeped in racism?
00:51:05.000 There should be parades going, thanks, white people, for ending slavery.
00:51:10.000 You didn't start it.
00:51:11.000 You finished it.
00:51:12.000 Britain made it illegal in 1833.
00:51:15.000 America finally ended it in 1865.
00:51:18.000 You're welcome for that.
00:51:21.000 And as far as slavery goes, Arabs, Jews, blacks rounded up.
00:51:28.000 Actually, I'm not positive about Jews, but I know it was Arabs.
00:51:31.000 Weren't there a lot of Jews coming from Arab places?
00:51:34.000 Arabs and blacks rounded up 11 million Africans, sub-Saharan Africans.
00:51:41.000 And a million died being rounded up.
00:51:45.000 Not by white guys, by Muslim Arabs and by blacks.
00:51:51.000 Got it?
00:51:52.000 So they started this whole industry.
00:51:55.000 Although the industry goes back before Africa, the industry, we had the industry.
00:51:59.000 We had this, The word slave comes from Slav.
00:52:01.000 We had this all over Britain.
00:52:02.000 There were slave rebellions with the serfs in England, with white slaves rebelling.
00:52:09.000 So it goes on forever.
00:52:10.000 But the slavery we know, when we talk about slavery, we're not talking about Slavs.
00:52:14.000 We're talking about the ones that were taken from Africa, and that was Arabs and blacks, possibly Jews.
00:52:21.000 I'll have to double check that.
00:52:22.000 A million died.
00:52:23.000 We got 10 million shipped out.
00:52:26.000 Brazil got like three or four million of that 10.
00:52:30.000 We had 320,000.
00:52:33.000 Now, the New York Times denies this, but there is evidence of 400,000 white slaves also being stolen.
00:52:44.000 Irish kids being, the term spirits is from being spirited away because they take bums that were passed out, they'd throw them.
00:52:51.000 Sometimes they throw them in a boat and they just work as sailors forever.
00:52:54.000 Work them to death.
00:52:57.000 Yeah, but they didn't pick cotton.
00:52:59.000 Whites didn't really pick a lot of cotton because they couldn't handle the sun.
00:53:02.000 They would sunburn to death.
00:53:04.000 And blacks would make jokes about white slaves because they were less expensive.
00:53:08.000 They were lower quality.
00:53:09.000 Black slaves were the most expensive slaves and therefore in the slave hierarchy they were the more refined, the more valuable, speaking of less valuable.
00:53:18.000 White slaves were less valuable.
00:53:20.000 And Jim Goad has collected a lot of data saying that there was 400,000.
00:53:25.000 So that kind of nullifies the whole thing.
00:53:27.000 And another thing I stole from Goad, let's say hypothetically that 100% of America's wealth came from slavery.
00:53:36.000 This is totally ignoring the fact that something like 3% of Southerners own slaves.
00:53:42.000 But let's say it's just this booming economy.
00:53:44.000 The Civil War wasn't just devastating with human beings, the 5 million, equivalent of 5 million today.
00:53:51.000 It was financially devastating.
00:53:53.000 After the Civil War, the balance sheet was zero.
00:53:56.000 So you build a restaurant and it gets burned to the ground.
00:54:02.000 Someone comes along and with the foundation that's there, which is just a cement box, rebuilds the restaurant.
00:54:09.000 It's beautiful.
00:54:11.000 Then it becomes a chain.
00:54:12.000 They start selling other, it becomes a whole, what's it called, licensing thing all around the country.
00:54:19.000 It's McDonald's now.
00:54:21.000 The guy who built the first restaurant doesn't have the right to come in and say, hey, hey, hey, hey, this is my, I built this chain.
00:54:29.000 I built McDonald's.
00:54:30.000 No, you didn't.
00:54:31.000 The thing you built is long gone.
00:54:33.000 Zero.
00:54:34.000 Negative.
00:54:35.000 The bounce was in the negatives.
00:54:38.000 So that's a clean slate.
00:54:39.000 That's declaring.
00:54:40.000 We literally declared bankruptcy.
00:54:42.000 We were done.
00:54:45.000 So those two arguments don't work.
00:54:49.000 What does that leave us now?
00:54:52.000 Those are the biggies.
00:54:53.000 You're going to get homosexuality, homophobia.
00:54:56.000 God.
00:54:58.000 I don't know how to break it to most gays, but there's no phobia there.
00:55:03.000 You know, Adam Corolla pointed out something.
00:55:05.000 He goes, to a normal straight guy, the idea that a man isn't remotely interested in tits or vagina and he pumps men in the butt, that's very, very weird to your average guy.
00:55:18.000 What does the average guy think of that?
00:55:20.000 Nothing.
00:55:21.000 If I met a dude who had never had anal, never had vaginal sex and he only put it in his girlfriend's butt only, I'd go, that's weird.
00:55:29.000 Probably gay, by the way.
00:55:30.000 But I wouldn't give a shit.
00:55:31.000 It's none of my business.
00:55:32.000 So yes, there may have been a thing where gays were pariahs and no one liked them.
00:55:37.000 But that's not the case anymore.
00:55:39.000 Even when I was a kid, you had Paul Lynn, you had Liberace, you had the village people, you had Rip Taylor, over-the-top raging homosexuals.
00:55:51.000 And everyone was just like, okay.
00:55:52.000 They'd say, he's a little light in the loafers.
00:55:56.000 But they wouldn't have a problem with it.
00:56:01.000 Oh, my dog's barking.
00:56:05.000 I don't know who that is.
00:56:06.000 Might be my kids home.
00:56:09.000 I better watch what I'm saying.
00:56:10.000 I better curb my enthusiasm.
00:56:13.000 So no one is homophobic.
00:56:14.000 People are homo-board.
00:56:15.000 What about gay marriage?
00:56:17.000 Yeah, I'm still, I'm staying interrogative.
00:56:21.000 I would say, yeah, it makes sense to me.
00:56:24.000 And I was for it for the longest time because it was like two people in love.
00:56:27.000 They want to be more traditional.
00:56:28.000 You're not going to un-gay yourself.
00:56:30.000 So you might as well try to buckle down and, you know, have a family.
00:56:33.000 That sounds good.
00:56:34.000 If some orphan is sitting there and no one's adopting him, you're going to get him.
00:56:37.000 Cool.
00:56:38.000 Thanks.
00:56:38.000 That's awesome.
00:56:40.000 But then I started seeing people getting bullied.
00:56:42.000 Like, do you think someone should have to bake a cake?
00:56:45.000 Yes.
00:56:46.000 Okay.
00:56:48.000 Should someone have to bake a cake that says, I love gays and gay sex if they're Muslims?
00:56:56.000 What about a Muslim bakery?
00:56:58.000 So you've always got to flip it that way.
00:57:02.000 Who's there?
00:57:05.000 No reason.
00:57:06.000 I'm recording.
00:57:13.000 And then the trans thing, if they start blasting with trans science, like I saw this video where this woman was doing a PowerPoint on trans and what pronouns she likes.
00:57:21.000 If that happens and that person's in your home, you are dealing with mental radioactive waste.
00:57:29.000 And I would just tread lightly.
00:57:31.000 I would smile, use whatever pronouns she wants, and not do any of the shit I'm saying today.
00:57:37.000 None of this interrogative stuff, none of that.
00:57:41.000 She's inconvertible.
00:57:43.000 So I would just smile and let her grow out of that phase.
00:57:46.000 That's nothing that we can negotiate with.
00:57:48.000 That's just like, yeah, okay.
00:57:50.000 Like astrology.
00:57:51.000 You're not going to, people who are really into astrology, you're not going to shake them out of that.
00:57:55.000 So just smile and go, yeah, oh, Sagittarius, guilty as charged.
00:57:59.000 Oh, it's a full moon rising on Uranus.
00:58:02.000 Great, okay.
00:58:03.000 Well, I hope it works.
00:58:06.000 Election gate is going to come up.
00:58:08.000 My dad's already covered that pretty well.
00:58:12.000 I would say I actually made a list of real evidence you could quietly say.
00:58:19.000 So here is some points you could memorize.
00:58:23.000 The big picture though, like what Tucker said is they've been stealing the election for four years.
00:58:30.000 Big tech has got in there censoring conservative voices.
00:58:33.000 I'm gone, Milo's gone, Laura Loomer's gone.
00:58:36.000 Anyone fun who's pro-Trump is gone, mentioning Proud Boys is verboten, anything that praises Alex Jones, Nick Fuentes, they're gone, gone, gone, gone, gone.
00:58:44.000 So you cut half the conversation out.
00:58:47.000 And that's the national conversation.
00:58:49.000 Secondly, these people have been illegally changing the laws of the democratic process.
00:58:58.000 They've been cutting out signatures.
00:59:00.000 Philadelphia said the signatures don't have to match.
00:59:04.000 There was no vote on that.
00:59:05.000 It's unconstitutional.
00:59:06.000 It's illegal.
00:59:07.000 So they've been changing, they've been rigging the system for the past four years.
00:59:13.000 So that's inarguable proof right there.
00:59:18.000 But here's some little points you can casually, quietly say.
00:59:22.000 And I like to start things in these tense situations with, my understanding is, or I read an article that said, or I thought I heard someone say, I know I sound like a total pussy, pussyfooting around here,
00:59:38.000 but you're not a pussy if you're playing dumb and you're actually doing 5D kraken chess.
00:59:44.000 Many counties had little or no population increase, but votes were up about 50%.
00:59:49.000 Biden is not that charming.
00:59:50.000 Trump is not that detestable.
00:59:53.000 The turnout was unprecedented in American history tenfold.
00:59:58.000 That's bizarre.
01:00:01.000 Hundreds of thousands of votes were just Biden checked.
01:00:05.000 And the way the little hole was filled in was absolutely perfect, as though a computer did it.
01:00:12.000 No little lines escaping and nothing else on the ballot.
01:00:16.000 And that happened with Trump, like so rarely that the margin of error wipes it out, like 800 out of a million.
01:00:24.000 But with Biden, the just Biden votes were in the hundreds of thousands per state.
01:00:34.000 Dominion voting machines have, their software has been compromised, has corrupted.
01:00:38.000 Why did all, and again, it's a question, why did all swing states use Dominion?
01:00:42.000 That seems like a weird coincidence.
01:00:45.000 In Wisconsin, 30,000 votes switched from Trump to Biden.
01:00:50.000 So those are just the main things.
01:00:53.000 And it's hard because they say there's no evidence of photo fraud.
01:00:57.000 And then you go, well, I kept hearing about how our election has been compromised by the Russians in 2016.
01:01:04.000 And now it's anti-American to even question it.
01:01:08.000 Let's just go through them.
01:01:09.000 Let's look at Giuliani's evidence.
01:01:11.000 Let's look at Sidney Powell's evidence.
01:01:13.000 Don't you want to know if the election system works or not?
01:01:16.000 I do.
01:01:17.000 And if Trump lost, Trump lost.
01:01:20.000 This is if you get to Trump.
01:01:21.000 I mean, it's funny because I started this show saying don't go near politics, but I guess what I'm saying is someone's going to get drunk and you're going to end up down that alley at some point.
01:01:30.000 So here's what to do if you end up there.
01:01:34.000 Proud Boys might come up.
01:01:36.000 Curious people already know what the club is about.
01:01:39.000 The incurious are tough to work with.
01:01:42.000 Just keep focusing on the black guys, the black Proud Boys.
01:01:46.000 Isn't the leader black?
01:01:48.000 Say?
01:01:49.000 They try to trivialize his blackness.
01:01:51.000 No, he's Afro-Cuban.
01:01:52.000 Oh, okay.
01:01:52.000 So it's a white supremacy club led by an Afro-Cuban.
01:01:56.000 Does he hate other Afro-Cubans?
01:02:00.000 If you want to dive deep, you could talk about how the Proud Boys take in blacks and gays who get rejected from their friends for being mega because the liberals are remarkably intolerant of Trump supporters.
01:02:14.000 You know, I know a gay guy who came out in New York City and he's lived in an area in Williamsburg, Brooklyn, where there was a few gay bars.
01:02:23.000 And he would just regularly visit them.
01:02:25.000 You know, there's probably three gay bars in all of Williamsburg.
01:02:28.000 You must know all the bartenders there and all the knights and the karaoke knights.
01:02:31.000 He was just part of, hey dude, how you doing?
01:02:33.000 They knew everyone.
01:02:34.000 And now he's not allowed in them anymore.
01:02:36.000 So what does he do?
01:02:37.000 He comes to our bar.
01:02:38.000 That's why we have more gays and blacks than, say, Antifa.
01:02:42.000 Because we are the island of misfit toys.
01:02:45.000 We take those who have been banished, censored, banned.
01:02:51.000 And then they'll say that they were in Charlottesville.
01:02:53.000 You say they weren't in Charlottesville.
01:02:55.000 You have to explain to them that Charlottesville was two things.
01:02:58.000 It was a statue rally saying, don't take down these statues.
01:03:01.000 Then it was also a bizarre ritual that smells like feds to me where Nazis with tiki torches said Jews will not replace us.
01:03:10.000 I didn't see that on the flyer at any point, although I did suss it out early and said don't go, for which I got zero credit.
01:03:17.000 I think it was a setup.
01:03:18.000 Well, didn't the guy who start Charlottesville, wasn't he a Proud Boy?
01:03:21.000 No, he infiltrated the club twice by lying and was kicked out for being alt-right when they discovered that he was.
01:03:29.000 That was like that article the other day that said, Proud Boys is like a gateway drug because we found a bunch of Nazis that were involved with them.
01:03:37.000 And you go, how were they involved?
01:03:38.000 Well, they tried to join and they were kicked out.
01:03:43.000 Okay?
01:03:44.000 That's not a gateway drug.
01:03:46.000 That's the system working correctly.
01:03:50.000 And then when they bring up Heather Heyer, of course, you explain Dwayne Dixon, who spooked James Fields right before he sped off in his car.
01:03:59.000 He threatened him with a gun.
01:04:00.000 He sped off.
01:04:01.000 They were banging on his car.
01:04:03.000 He freaked out.
01:04:04.000 He's nuts.
01:04:04.000 He drove into a crowd.
01:04:05.000 This woman, Heather Heyer, I don't know if she was hit.
01:04:08.000 She could have just had a heart attack from the fear.
01:04:10.000 She was very obese.
01:04:14.000 So I think James Fields' lawyer is fucked up, by the way.
01:04:17.000 He got 430 years for that.
01:04:19.000 You know what you get in New York if you murder someone?
01:04:21.000 On average, 11 years.
01:04:24.000 Not 430 years.
01:04:26.000 What is he, Gandalf?
01:04:30.000 So I think that's it.
01:04:31.000 Homophobia, racism.
01:04:34.000 Yeah.
01:04:36.000 And I want you to retain your relationship with your sister.
01:04:39.000 She's going through a crazy time.
01:04:41.000 Half the country is going through this Trump derangement syndrome, and it's looking pretty good for Biden.
01:04:48.000 Like, at least I'm still supporting Trump, and we still do election gate coverage every day.
01:04:52.000 But let's accept there's a possibility that Biden gets in.
01:04:56.000 I mean, they're already celebrating it like they've won.
01:04:58.000 And if this is how people Act when they've won, and as far as they're concerned, they have.
01:05:05.000 They're insatiable, they're not going to stop, they're nuts, they're going through a crazy phase.
01:05:09.000 And what do you do with mental illness?
01:05:11.000 You don't tell them to fuck off and scream at them, you try to work with them, you try to help them emerge.
01:05:17.000 It's sort of like de-brainwashing someone in a cult.
01:05:20.000 You know, I remember I had a friend who sleepwalked, and he said, if I start sleepwalking, just explain to me how what I'm doing makes no sense.
01:05:32.000 So he ran down, he told me an example.
01:05:34.000 One time I was sleeping, I was at home, and I ran downstairs, and I screamed at my older brothers.
01:05:38.000 I said, hey, a stampede of married women are chasing me.
01:05:42.000 And he just said to me, okay, why?
01:05:45.000 I don't know.
01:05:46.000 How did they get together?
01:05:47.000 This was before social media.
01:05:49.000 How did they meet?
01:05:50.000 How did they organize this?
01:05:52.000 They all met at a certain time at like a church or something and then said, let's go chase Jamie.
01:05:57.000 I mean, we would have seen them outside first and dad wouldn't have let them in.
01:06:02.000 And Jamie went, oh yeah, huh.
01:06:06.000 And he walked back to bed.
01:06:08.000 So he cured him, not by attacking him, not by screaming, but by saying the flaws in his argument and calmly explaining some questions.
01:06:19.000 I just want to know how these women got together.
01:06:22.000 I'm not mad.
01:06:22.000 I'm not saying you're lying.
01:06:24.000 I'm not saying you're crazy.
01:06:25.000 I just don't understand how these women congregated to go chase you.
01:06:30.000 Now, the addendum to that story also applies.
01:06:33.000 It's actually a perfect analogy because it doesn't always work.
01:06:37.000 And after he told me that, he came up.
01:06:39.000 We were staying in a motel and I was on a cot.
01:06:41.000 And he came over to my cot and he goes, hey, man.
01:06:44.000 And I'm like, what?
01:06:46.000 What?
01:06:47.000 What time is it?
01:06:48.000 Four?
01:06:49.000 It's pretty late.
01:06:51.000 I want you to know that I have two posters in my room.
01:06:54.000 I have a Bobby Orr poster, right?
01:06:57.000 The hockey player.
01:06:58.000 And I also have a poster that is the BMW logo.
01:07:01.000 Just the circle, the cross there, it says BMW.
01:07:03.000 Those are the two posters over my bed.
01:07:06.000 There's no arguing with that.
01:07:07.000 It's a fact.
01:07:08.000 And I just went, uh, got it.
01:07:11.000 Okay, gotcha.
01:07:13.000 Went back to sleep.
01:07:14.000 And I told him the next day, I go, Jamie, the fuck?
01:07:18.000 You're explaining your posters in your bedroom back at home?
01:07:21.000 We were 20 at the time and 19.
01:07:24.000 No, no, no.
01:07:25.000 Shit, we must have been 17 if we still live with our parents.
01:07:30.000 And he goes, he started laughing and he goes, I don't have those posters.
01:07:33.000 I'm like, Bobby Orr, who would have a poster of a logo of a car company?
01:07:38.000 Like, you'd have the car.
01:07:39.000 You wouldn't have just their logo.
01:07:42.000 And I realized, oh, the witch, the evil spirit that makes him sleepwalk, whatever that little part of your brain is, recognized that he was being threatened.
01:07:52.000 And it said, there's some guy out there trying to ruin you by saying logic kills you.
01:07:57.000 So go attack.
01:07:58.000 The best offense is a good offense.
01:08:00.000 Go on the attack and explain things that you can convince him are logically true.
01:08:07.000 So there's no guarantees.
01:08:10.000 Everything I've just laid out in this episode hopefully works.
01:08:14.000 And Jamie realizes that a stampede of married women, married racists, can't be chasing him and he'll go back to bed.
01:08:21.000 But it's highly possible that the monster inside of him in the Trump derangement syndrome will lie, mention there's two posters that aren't there, and calmly go back to bed.
01:08:32.000 And if that happens, it happens.
01:08:34.000 At least you retain your family.
01:08:36.000 At least like the, what is it, the sisters?
01:08:40.000 Sisters sledge?
01:08:42.000 Yeah, we are family.
01:08:44.000 At least like the sledge sisters in Philadelphia, you'll still retain that family.
01:08:49.000 Half of the America is going through a serious mental crisis right now.
01:08:53.000 We're not.
01:08:54.000 The worst thing you can do to someone going through a mental crisis is scream at them, ostracize them, tell them to fuck off.
01:09:00.000 If they attack your mother, I understand you're getting mad.
01:09:03.000 Just try to calmly escort them out of the room or something like that.
01:09:06.000 They can go scream in the basement.
01:09:08.000 But do not sever ties with your family.
01:09:10.000 Be thankful that you have your family.
01:09:12.000 Be thankful that we live in the West, in the epicenter of freedom, where blacks, gays, women, visible minorities, handicapped, trans, nowhere on earth are they more free and have more opportunities than they do right here in the West.
01:09:30.000 So let's be thankful for that.
01:09:31.000 Enjoy our families, or we're going to end up like some loser in his bathrobe eating McDonald's all alone.
01:09:39.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.