Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E45 - RONAGADES [2020-11-30 - S03E45

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's get off on with Devin McGuinness.

00:00:57.000 It's kind of a trip, right?

00:01:00.000 Daughter, New Ways, British Chick.

00:01:04.000 That's her band, though, daughter.

00:01:06.000 Been around for a long time, signed to 4AD, been around since 2011.

00:01:11.000 This is today's New York Post.

00:01:13.000 But today we're a little more focused on yesterday's news.

00:01:18.000 That would be a good name for a show.

00:01:20.000 Yesterday's news.

00:01:21.000 We only cover yesterday's news.

00:01:24.000 I guess John Oliver's news.

00:01:25.000 John Oliver with the weekend review.

00:01:29.000 Today's book I've had for a long time, Lady Gaga by Terry Richardson, my old buddy.

00:01:37.000 And it's just he followed her around on tour.

00:01:39.000 They probably fucked a bunch of times.

00:01:41.000 Look, there she is, licking him.

00:01:47.000 And the reason I brought it today is because I'm fascinated by this book, as I'm fascinated by my feelings regarding Lady Gaga.

00:01:58.000 She's a beautiful woman.

00:02:00.000 Italians are my type.

00:02:02.000 Always wear high-heeled shoes, which is important to me.

00:02:05.000 Obviously incredibly talented, and that's attractive too.

00:02:09.000 Smart, fun, ambitious.

00:02:10.000 Yes, her politics are fucking gay, but she's a chick.

00:02:13.000 What do you expect?

00:02:15.000 She's not going to have, she's not going to be Pat Buchanan.

00:02:18.000 So if she's flaking into astrology, that's like every chick I know, basically, and some dudes.

00:02:23.000 I was talking to Bobby Pickles on the weekend, and I said, you know, we're 95% nature, 5% nurture.

00:02:29.000 And this is evident with identical twins separated at birth.

00:02:32.000 I mean, you have one Korean girl grew up in Paris, one grew up in Milwaukee, and they both have the same taste in music, same dog, same car, same everything.

00:02:42.000 Even though they speak a different language, and one grew up poor, one grew up rich.

00:02:44.000 And he goes, I know you don't like astrology, but could that be because they were born on the same day?

00:02:48.000 They're the exactly the same sign?

00:02:52.000 That's bigger than when you find out a guy that was your buddy is gay.

00:02:57.000 When you find out your buddy likes astrology?

00:03:01.000 Fucking astrology?

00:03:03.000 Like John Roberts, the guy who's the mom on Bob's Burgers, he's a pretty masculine dude.

00:03:08.000 His dad's a fireman, I think.

00:03:10.000 And when I first met him, I didn't know he was gay for about a week.

00:03:15.000 And then I go, oh my God, look at those ass cheeks on her, just like two bowling balls that are best friends sitting in a pair of jeans.

00:03:22.000 And he's like, I'm the gayest faggot in the history of the world.

00:03:28.000 I went, oh, shit.

00:03:29.000 They realize that.

00:03:32.000 That's what I do with Trump.

00:03:33.000 When people bring up Trump, and they're like, he's so dumb, and he's lame, and he's our first, what's that insult you do that's just insulting your, it's like a lame argument because you're just insulting the person.

00:03:44.000 Ipso facto, delirium tremens.

00:03:47.000 Like, this is just, it's a way of saying, you're just insulting me.

00:03:50.000 That's not a point.

00:03:51.000 Anyway, he's the first president like that.

00:03:52.000 And I go, you're talking to the biggest Trump supporter in the world who probably got him elected.

00:03:56.000 Anyway, sorry, long way of saying, I look at this book and I just feel nothing.

00:04:04.000 It's her and Katy Perry.

00:04:06.000 I don't know why.

00:04:08.000 And it's strange to be a heterosexual horny dude.

00:04:11.000 But I see her and I have no hard feelings towards her whatsoever.

00:04:16.000 Nothing.

00:04:17.000 My dick is dead.

00:04:19.000 It's a weird feeling when you see a beautiful woman and you feel nothing.

00:04:24.000 It's kind of cool because you get to feel what it feels like to be a fag.

00:04:27.000 Also, Ryan, look at this.

00:04:28.000 We got white, big thing of white, and the camera automatically adjusts.

00:04:32.000 You're right.

00:04:33.000 Stop adjusting, robots.

00:04:35.000 We set you to manual.

00:04:39.000 That's a really irritating feature.

00:04:42.000 You see.

00:04:43.000 And then they go, oh, it's because she's successful and you're intimidated by power.

00:04:48.000 Yeah.

00:04:49.000 Eva Mendez is successful and I would happily destroy her from behind for about two days.

00:04:59.000 If I was not married.

00:05:01.000 That's such a stupid myth, too.

00:05:04.000 It's usually a fat woman who has short hair and is a five and she's like, you know, I'm kind of single because men are intimidated by powerful women.

00:05:14.000 Look, let's get something straight about men.

00:05:19.000 All they care about is hot.

00:05:22.000 At least for the first month.

00:05:24.000 If she's crazy and really stupid, you get bored and they break up.

00:05:29.000 Crazy, sometimes they keep going.

00:05:30.000 They just have to break up because there was a fight and she fucking started smashing plates against the wall.

00:05:37.000 But yeah, powerful or smart?

00:05:40.000 No.

00:05:42.000 No.

00:05:43.000 I've told you a million times, our only deal breakers are pizza tits and thinning hair to the point of being bald.

00:05:51.000 Like any hair less than me.

00:05:53.000 And if you'll notice in the back, I was at the gym today and I laid my head back and the mat felt extra cold.

00:06:01.000 That's because there's nothing there to insulate it.

00:06:04.000 So, wait, go ahead.

00:06:05.000 I think she's like Uncanny Valley looking.

00:06:08.000 And what that is, is like you look, your features are in such a way where you look bizarre.

00:06:15.000 Here's some examples here.

00:06:18.000 Or like robots usually have that.

00:06:20.000 Well, yeah, Ryan.

00:06:21.000 But she's got that.

00:06:23.000 Lady Gaga does not look like a robot.

00:06:26.000 Maybe she looks kind of masculine.

00:06:27.000 I mean, that picture right there Is inarguably a beautiful woman, right?

00:06:32.000 Why don't I feel anything down here?

00:06:34.000 And there's plenty of fats and fives when I'm just like puzzling.

00:06:41.000 That's pretty good.

00:06:42.000 She was pretty good in a star is born where she had no makeup on.

00:06:45.000 They just had a picture of that below.

00:06:47.000 That was the first time I was like, Yeah, there she is.

00:06:49.000 This is the stars born.

00:06:51.000 This we could work with.

00:06:52.000 Yeah, but there's something.

00:06:54.000 What is it?

00:06:55.000 It's almost like she borrowed a nose.

00:06:56.000 Like she's like a choose your own create your character in a video game, but like the nose is like way off.

00:07:01.000 This is before you start editing it.

00:07:03.000 It's bizarre.

00:07:04.000 So gays, I know how you feel.

00:07:06.000 I haven't felt it too.

00:07:08.000 We've got a jam-packed show for you today.

00:07:10.000 As we know, Mondays are when we catch up.

00:07:14.000 Now, I haven't seen you since before Thanksgiving, because Wednesday we recorded the Thanksgiving show.

00:07:20.000 So Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday.

00:07:22.000 I haven't seen you guys in four days.

00:07:25.000 Since we left you last, we've had a Thanksgiving.

00:07:28.000 Ours was very good, but we couldn't have any people over.

00:07:32.000 And it's weird with a small family, only have three kids.

00:07:34.000 So my wife cooks all day for three people.

00:07:36.000 The seven-year-old has like one bite and he's done.

00:07:39.000 And then I'm just a normal human being.

00:07:41.000 I could only eat so much.

00:07:43.000 I saw Kim Kardashian's Thanksgiving, and it was just like, we've reached a level of success with the rich here where I don't envy it.

00:07:53.000 Like I said this earlier, a 27-room mansion?

00:07:56.000 What the fuck?

00:07:57.000 What?

00:07:59.000 So you're just paying HVAC to heat and cool certain rooms that you haven't been in in months.

00:08:05.000 And say you did fill those rooms, your dining room table would be a quarter mile long.

00:08:10.000 So you can't have a conversation with someone way over there.

00:08:13.000 You're just living at a hotel that's either abandoned or packed.

00:08:17.000 I don't want that life.

00:08:20.000 Like that's way too many people.

00:08:22.000 I think the max, like a family gathering is good because you can yell and stuff and you know everyone very well.

00:08:29.000 So a family gathering five, six, seven, eight, nine, 10, maybe 11 or 12, you could do with family.

00:08:34.000 And maybe that was 12.

00:08:35.000 So maybe that's okay.

00:08:37.000 But like a dinner out at a restaurant, more than three or four, it starts sucking.

00:08:42.000 And even with four, the men will be having a conversation.

00:08:44.000 The woman will be having a cross conversation at the same time, an X pattern.

00:08:49.000 That's just four.

00:08:51.000 Fucking six, seven.

00:08:53.000 Oh, and then you get the bill.

00:08:54.000 And you got it.

00:08:55.000 Now we can just give them like five credit cards.

00:08:57.000 That's a relatively new thing.

00:08:58.000 But before that, you get the bill.

00:08:59.000 And then you, what's, especially when we were younger, they wouldn't have the money.

00:09:03.000 And then you'd get, you'd be like $200 short.

00:09:05.000 And you're like, someone didn't pay.

00:09:07.000 You know, I met a woman who didn't pay once.

00:09:11.000 Amy Gartrell.

00:09:12.000 She was an artist.

00:09:13.000 I'll happily rat her out.

00:09:14.000 This is probably 2000, 20 years ago.

00:09:18.000 And we went to this girl's birthday dinner at a Mexican joint.

00:09:23.000 And I just walk in and I see there's 22 people there.

00:09:25.000 And I just go, fuck in shit.

00:09:30.000 This sucks.

00:09:31.000 Because I know what's going to happen.

00:09:33.000 It always happens at New York karaoke, especially back then when everyone was broke.

00:09:38.000 So the bill comes in.

00:09:39.000 It's like 500 bucks or something mental.

00:09:42.000 Me and Matt Sweeney are collecting the money.

00:09:44.000 We end up with like 350.

00:09:46.000 And I go, we're 150 bucks short.

00:09:48.000 That's not including the tip.

00:09:50.000 So we're like $200 short.

00:09:53.000 And I'm asking around.

00:09:54.000 And then I talk to Amy Gartrella.

00:09:56.000 And I go, how much did you put it in?

00:09:57.000 She goes, eight bucks.

00:09:59.000 I go, what?

00:10:00.000 I go, you had a margarita and a burrito dinner.

00:10:04.000 The margarita is like 12 bucks.

00:10:09.000 And the burrito thing was about the same.

00:10:11.000 You're 24.

00:10:12.000 You paid a third of your fucking bill.

00:10:14.000 And she goes, that's all I have.

00:10:15.000 And I go, why'd you order so much?

00:10:17.000 And she goes, well, that's pretty reasonable.

00:10:19.000 One margarita, one burrito at a Mexican place.

00:10:22.000 And I just thought, it stuck in my craw forever because I go, that's communism.

00:10:26.000 It's not what I can afford or what, it's more what I should get.

00:10:30.000 What's reasonable?

00:10:31.000 That's not too greedy.

00:10:32.000 One burrito, one margarita?

00:10:34.000 Yes, it is literally too greedy.

00:10:38.000 You fucking bitch.

00:10:40.000 Anyway, Kim Kardashian was showing all her stuff and I thought, like even one of the dips that you just showed, you have some of that, now you're stuffed.

00:10:48.000 It's like a brunch.

00:10:49.000 Unless you're a huge fat pig or a lumberjack who just was lifting fucking trees all day.

00:10:55.000 But like a meat plate and then the crackers with the dip and then you have the turkey and then there's all these desserts.

00:11:02.000 They had a s'mores table just for s'mores.

00:11:06.000 Show that?

00:11:07.000 Don't forget the honey bar.

00:11:08.000 A what?

00:11:09.000 It's a honey bar.

00:11:09.000 What the fuck's a honey bar?

00:11:11.000 I don't know.

00:11:11.000 So you take a fork.

00:11:12.000 Okay, say you take a fork, you dip it in the honey bar, right?

00:11:18.000 I guess like you let honey drip on your spoon and then you put a piece of cheese and a fucking prune on that.

00:11:25.000 I'm not stuffed, but like you just killed my appetite.

00:11:28.000 I'm not starving anymore.

00:11:31.000 What else do we got here?

00:11:32.000 God, I hate this family.

00:11:34.000 They're so boring.

00:11:35.000 Let's see their food though.

00:11:39.000 Yeah.

00:11:41.000 Okay.

00:11:42.000 I mean, I guess I can have some of that.

00:11:45.000 Food, food, and more food.

00:11:47.000 This is like Mugabe's dinners.

00:11:50.000 Just look at that.

00:11:51.000 I don't know.

00:11:52.000 The Kardashians were taking huge shits that night.

00:11:55.000 This is called monkey bread.

00:11:57.000 Okay, now you see, like, now I'm just at a restaurant, at a buffet.

00:12:01.000 A s'mores bar.

00:12:03.000 Still hungry?

00:12:04.000 Want some s'mores?

00:12:05.000 I gotta say, when I moved to America, I was shocked at s'mores.

00:12:08.000 In Canada, we roast marshmallows.

00:12:10.000 We go, that's a lot of sugar.

00:12:11.000 In America, they go, no, make it a sandwich.

00:12:14.000 Put chocolate on it, put it in between crackers.

00:12:16.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:12:17.000 Off of the tangent.

00:12:19.000 We'll get to this.

00:12:20.000 I was reading the paper at the pub yesterday, and I just thought, let's fucking go down there.

00:12:25.000 And Ryan went, don't I get days off?

00:12:28.000 I go, no.

00:12:29.000 No days off.

00:12:32.000 We're the news.

00:12:33.000 Does the news get a day off?

00:12:35.000 Lauren Savon, when she worked at Fox News, she had to sleep under her desk all night.

00:12:39.000 If there's breaking news, we got to go get it.

00:12:41.000 We were the only ones there, too, except for this cuck.

00:12:45.000 What was his name?

00:12:46.000 Fucking pussy.

00:12:48.000 I could sleep under Laura Savon's desk.

00:12:50.000 Kevin Sheehan.

00:12:52.000 Lauren Sivon is perfect.

00:12:54.000 She's one, like, she's a 6.9, but the sex appeal is just through the fucking Roof.

00:13:00.000 Like, her sock is hot.

00:13:04.000 If she left her sock on my floor, I would just go, I would have to jerk off.

00:13:08.000 Is that her?

00:13:09.000 Yeah.

00:13:09.000 Okay.

00:13:11.000 Who did you think I meant?

00:13:13.000 I never put a name in the face.

00:13:14.000 I just kind of said that.

00:13:15.000 Like, she's kind of got a girl next door vibe, but I can't.

00:13:18.000 That's the absolute opposite of Lady Gaga.

00:13:22.000 Like, I want to bite her.

00:13:25.000 That's a vibe.

00:13:26.000 I know what you mean.

00:13:26.000 No, that's her worst picture.

00:13:28.000 No, I don't feel this way about her, but I want to bite.

00:13:30.000 Yeah, that's a thing.

00:13:31.000 Oh, okay.

00:13:32.000 Sometimes you want to bite her.

00:13:33.000 All right, let's start the news, shall we?

00:13:34.000 We don't have infinite time here.

00:13:35.000 Believe me, and I am always right.

00:13:39.000 The fight on Saturday night with Mike Tyson and Roy Jones sucked.

00:13:49.000 Balls.

00:13:51.000 What a shit show.

00:13:53.000 What a depressing hug fest.

00:13:57.000 And the ref wasn't even hard on them.

00:13:59.000 Here is my theory.

00:14:00.000 My theory is, first of all, they said you can't really fight.

00:14:03.000 It has to be rough sparring.

00:14:05.000 And I think we all assumed, oh, okay, he's going to pretend to just rough spar.

00:14:09.000 He did.

00:14:10.000 I think he gave Roy Jones two good body shots.

00:14:12.000 There was maybe four good punches the whole fight, but he gave Roy Jones two like, I could kill you if I wanted to, little punches.

00:14:19.000 I get those sometimes when you spar.

00:14:20.000 I'll get a little ballsy with someone who's way better than me.

00:14:22.000 And he'll sort of give me a bsh just to be like, I'm taking it easy with you, but I don't have to.

00:14:28.000 I think he got two of those.

00:14:29.000 And then Roy Jones, when you get really nailed in the ribs, it sort of feels like, you know, when you see a big pile of gas on the ground and they put a match in it and you see the fire spreading, not the, but more the po.

00:14:44.000 You sort of feel like going, almost like blood if you get shot.

00:14:47.000 And I think he got two of those.

00:14:48.000 Because even at the end with the interviews, Mike Tyson was like, I don't think, I think he won.

00:14:53.000 He did a great job.

00:14:55.000 And Roy Jones was just going, he's pissing blood.

00:14:59.000 I 100% guarantee you that his toilet is red.

00:15:02.000 But then that's not a good fight for us.

00:15:04.000 We want to see a knockout.

00:15:07.000 So let's get started with Trump calling someone a lightweight.

00:15:12.000 I'll show you why in a second.

00:15:13.000 But this was fun.

00:15:14.000 We have to get this in there.

00:15:16.000 Between you people, don't talk to me that way.

00:15:19.000 You're just a lightweight.

00:15:20.000 Don't talk to me that way.

00:15:21.000 Don't talk to me.

00:15:22.000 I'm the president of the United States.

00:15:23.000 Don't ever talk to the president that way.

00:15:25.000 All right, I'm going to go with another.

00:15:27.000 Between you people.

00:15:28.000 But when I saw that, I thought, what the fuck's the matter with the lightweight?

00:15:31.000 Manny Pacquiao was a lightweight, wasn't he?

00:15:33.000 Roberto Durand?

00:15:35.000 We've had lots of good lightweights.

00:15:36.000 And the lightweights at this undercard were awesome.

00:15:38.000 That was one great thing about it.

00:15:39.000 The undercard fighters were fucking trying to murder each other, which is fun to watch.

00:15:44.000 Jermaine Ortiz and Irvin Gonzalez didn't hold back.

00:15:49.000 He knocked him out, but he sort of landed with his ass on the ropes, the black guy.

00:15:53.000 That's Gonzalez, I believe.

00:15:58.000 It was so weird, too.

00:15:59.000 They're in this tiny ring that was like 15 by 15, and no one was there.

00:16:07.000 It was like seeing fights in space.

00:16:09.000 Like, say you're on the Starship Enterprise and they had a boxing ring.

00:16:14.000 And like some of the tech guys and some of the engineers were there.

00:16:16.000 So that's him on the ropes.

00:16:18.000 That's how he won.

00:16:19.000 That was fun to watch.

00:16:21.000 But they had rappers.

00:16:25.000 What?

00:16:26.000 Now, I think, what's that rumbling sound?

00:16:30.000 Oh.

00:16:32.000 I think Tyson has his weed company.

00:16:34.000 He claims he spends $40,000 a year on pot.

00:16:36.000 If you own the company, dude, you could probably get a discount.

00:16:38.000 But he's clearly getting high on his own supply.

00:16:40.000 And so there was all this pro-weed shit.

00:16:43.000 Snoop Dogg was smoking weed, weededy weed, weed search or some weed-named company kept popping up on the screen.

00:16:49.000 Rappers came out.

00:16:50.000 And here's what people don't get about boxing.

00:16:53.000 To people like me, it's LARPing as a blue-collar dude who's tough.

00:16:57.000 But for black kids in the hood, it's often the way out.

00:17:00.000 And it's sort of like football in high school.

00:17:02.000 It's either pursue sports or rob banks and join a gang.

00:17:06.000 Larry Barnes said he had been at a bank robbery before he got into boxing.

00:17:11.000 He wasn't involved in it, but he knew the guys and he was kind of scoping it out, watching them do the job and get away.

00:17:18.000 And then he found boxing and he put all his energy into that and never committed a crime.

00:17:22.000 So a big thing in the boxing community is like, don't wear your pants low, show up on time.

00:17:29.000 Lots of discipline.

00:17:30.000 Like, no, you're not wearing a mask.

00:17:31.000 Get the fuck out of here.

00:17:32.000 That kind of stuff.

00:17:33.000 And it's to sort of give kids discipline they wouldn't normally have.

00:17:36.000 So to have rappers coming on talking about fucking chicks, murdering people.

00:17:41.000 There was rap songs bragging about murder.

00:17:44.000 It's just not the place for that.

00:17:47.000 And it's frowned upon in the boxing.

00:17:49.000 Like in boxing, the old school black dudes don't like it when you swear.

00:17:54.000 You know what I mean?

00:17:56.000 It's not my culture, per se, but I get it.

00:17:59.000 So anyway, we had to sit through, Lil Wayne didn't show up, thank God.

00:18:05.000 But Wiz Khalifa sat there with dry ice and some laser beams, just rapping for three fucking songs.

00:18:13.000 Three minutes plus three minutes plus three minutes.

00:18:15.000 And I'm with all fucking boxing dudes just going.

00:18:24.000 Yeah.

00:18:26.000 This was ever, I don't know if you've ever been to a musical or a gay movie, Gay Porn, but you're just sitting there going, please end, please end, please end.

00:18:35.000 My friend Bruce LaBruce did a gay movie and I went to the premiere and there's lots of gay sex in it.

00:18:39.000 And I was just like, okay, don't, don't, no, no, no, no, please don't, please don't.

00:18:46.000 Is it the same vibe as like when you watch a movie with your parents, there's like a vivid sense of your in-laws?

00:18:51.000 Yeah, I'm just like, oh.

00:18:53.000 All right, fast forward.

00:18:54.000 Where are we?

00:18:54.000 Where's the number remote?

00:18:55.000 You got to pretend to go to the bathroom?

00:18:56.000 Yeah.

00:18:57.000 I'm going to take a number two.

00:18:59.000 You call me when the sex stops?

00:19:01.000 This is 11 minutes.

00:19:02.000 Yeah.

00:19:03.000 Wow.

00:19:04.000 And it's not like girls come out or they go upside down or plus we're kind of spoiled.

00:19:09.000 Remember Tyler the Creator's show at the Grammys where like a building blew up and he came on this giant 3D stage and there was 900 Tyler the Creators.

00:19:19.000 Like that was a crazy show that pushed the boundaries.

00:19:22.000 This could have been 1910 and I'm not exaggerating.

00:19:26.000 We've had the technology for colored lights for a while now and We've had dry ice for a while.

00:19:31.000 Colored lights.

00:19:32.000 Whoa.

00:19:33.000 So, this was just mundane.

00:19:36.000 And it made me realize we are under the tyranny of the young.

00:19:42.000 Here, go to, but before we get to that, go to 13A and just show this pathetic fight.

00:19:48.000 The reason, I'm sure you've been going through Twitter and social media and you've seen plenty of Jake Paul or whatever his name is, Logan Paul, which one was it?

00:19:56.000 Jake.

00:19:57.000 Are you sure?

00:19:57.000 Yeah, that's all I've seen.

00:19:59.000 Okay, you've seen plenty of that because that was some action.

00:20:01.000 You got a knockout.

00:20:02.000 We'll get to that in a second.

00:20:03.000 But this was just like...

00:20:05.000 Turn it up.

00:20:14.000 Snoop Dogg's really stoned.

00:20:16.000 And I was kind of perturbed by that because these are such legendary fighters and he's calling his two drunk uncles at the barbecue.

00:20:22.000 But on the other hand, he's right.

00:20:24.000 It was just hugging, constant hugging.

00:20:26.000 That's all you have to see is this clip and you get what the fight was.

00:20:32.000 Do you think Tyson was telling himself to just hold back a little bit?

00:20:37.000 Like he really was holding back?

00:20:38.000 Yeah, he was.

00:20:39.000 It was just an exhibition fight.

00:20:41.000 But I assumed, remember he was crying?

00:20:44.000 Going, I don't know.

00:20:45.000 This monster's going to come out and it's going to kill people.

00:20:48.000 I'm scared of that monster.

00:20:50.000 And we're watching going, oh boy, that's all bullshit.

00:20:53.000 It was, I've seen way better sparring at my gym with Mexican 13-year-olds laying into each other.

00:20:59.000 And when I say way, I mean 50 times better.

00:21:02.000 It's one of the worst fights I've ever seen.

00:21:04.000 But the reason I bring up the tyranny of youth is, yeah.

00:21:11.000 Everyone has to have a young angle, like this show.

00:21:14.000 I'd love to just sit here myself and not torture you with the Jip Reagan, but he's young and it pays the bills to have youth on your team.

00:21:21.000 You get young people.

00:21:22.000 So we have to tolerate him together.

00:21:25.000 He gets more signups.

00:21:27.000 I hate him as much as you do.

00:21:30.000 But like, you know, 60 minutes, it is dying of old age.

00:21:33.000 Fox News, their median age group is 70 years old.

00:21:36.000 70-year-olds don't buy anything.

00:21:38.000 So it gets to the point where we have to suffer through three songs of Wes Khalifa just watching, trying to watch a boxing match between Roy Jones and Mike Tyson, the guys we grew up watching.

00:21:51.000 And I've noticed that this tyranny of the young is everywhere, including the Catholic Church.

00:21:56.000 We have war heroes who are waiting to be beatified.

00:22:00.000 I always have trouble pronouncing that word.

00:22:01.000 Turned into saints.

00:22:03.000 We just finally got Michael McGivney, the guy who started the Knights of Columbus, finally.

00:22:07.000 He's been dead for fucking 100 years.

00:22:10.000 But this dude rolls around, some kid with leukemia.

00:22:15.000 And when he found out he was dying, he made a few websites for the church.

00:22:19.000 A saint.

00:22:22.000 And it's weird because maybe if they have pictures, they have these ceremonies.

00:22:26.000 It's a big deal becoming a saint.

00:22:27.000 It costs like half a million dollars.

00:22:29.000 You go through this, this, what's it called, due diligence for years.

00:22:33.000 There he's got his own glass coffin in a sweatsuit.

00:22:38.000 Is he dead?

00:22:38.000 Yeah.

00:22:39.000 Oh, shit.

00:22:41.000 Yeah, it takes hundreds of years usually.

00:22:43.000 There's not a lot of living saints hanging around.

00:22:46.000 And they're all like that guy, American soldier, but they don't like that because it doesn't really appeal to people.

00:22:53.000 It's kind of depressing.

00:22:54.000 The Italian church doesn't really like America.

00:22:58.000 They feel like they're glorifying war.

00:22:59.000 But look at this guy.

00:23:00.000 He's got that beautiful painting, which I might get in my house, actually.

00:23:04.000 No.

00:23:05.000 And everyone's sitting around praying to him.

00:23:07.000 He died at like 19.

00:23:08.000 I'm sorry that he's dead, but like we live in a kid dictatorship.

00:23:15.000 I wonder what my ultra-Catholic friends think about this, too, because they take the sainthood very seriously.

00:23:20.000 And they've had skeptics look at the saints' bodies and they don't decompose and stuff like that.

00:23:25.000 And there's weird anomalies that turn skeptics into Catholics.

00:23:29.000 Well, a lot of them are Sagittariuses.

00:23:32.000 And especially now with Venus rising, you're going to see a lot.

00:23:37.000 I said to him, I go, I'm really skeptical at astrology because I'm a cancer and we have this sort of this nature where especially now with Pluto coming up on the arc, we have this whole like, that's not real, that's not real thing.

00:23:47.000 It's kind of the way we are.

00:23:48.000 It's kind of like my Mars is in retrograde always, though.

00:23:51.000 Yeah.

00:23:51.000 It's like a constant retrograde.

00:23:52.000 That's why I hate being a cancer because I want to believe in astrology, but we're sort of, we don't.

00:23:59.000 All right, so now let's get down to the shit show that was the fight.

00:24:02.000 We had Jake Paul fighting the shortest dunker in the history of the NBA and just getting raped.

00:24:10.000 Of course, Bob Moneri did a fantastic job of this assault.

00:24:16.000 You can't play boxing, Nick.

00:24:18.000 It's not something you can do for a lark.

00:24:21.000 It's sort of like motocross.

00:24:23.000 Wait, are you not signed up for this guy?

00:24:25.000 No, I didn't know he was.

00:24:27.000 See, this isn't my Instagram.

00:24:28.000 I can't log in since I've been banned, so it follows my IP.

00:24:32.000 So I'm afraid to log in to mine.

00:24:35.000 This is censoreds.

00:24:37.000 Okay, well, you've got to re-sign up.

00:24:39.000 Or make a new one.

00:24:40.000 I'll make one for the show.

00:24:41.000 You just ruined the show.

00:24:43.000 I did, yes.

00:24:44.000 So wait, are you on your account now?

00:24:47.000 No, I'm on censoreds.

00:24:49.000 So have censored follow him.

00:24:50.000 I did.

00:24:51.000 Oh, okay.

00:24:51.000 But he's got to approve it.

00:24:54.000 Well, that's unfortunate.

00:24:55.000 This just happened today.

00:24:56.000 I said, can I see Elvis' first fight, this guy in our gym?

00:24:58.000 And he's like, yeah, I'll send it to you on your Facebook.

00:25:01.000 I was like, I am not allowed to look at Facebook.

00:25:05.000 Well, don't you have a secret account?

00:25:08.000 I can't have a secret account.

00:25:11.000 They find me.

00:25:12.000 That's true.

00:25:13.000 All right, well, there's plenty of footage.

00:25:15.000 It's just funny because Bob Moneri calls it the Special Olympics.

00:25:19.000 Because we had celebrities fighting.

00:25:23.000 With all these professionals, too.

00:25:24.000 And by the way, when we're showing us the rap, can you just show us the gym that these guys trained at, talk to their trainer, stuff like that?

00:25:32.000 I don't want to watch a fucking rap.

00:25:35.000 Snoop Dogg, 54 years old, doing all his hits, DO to the G. I'm smoking tons of pot.

00:25:40.000 I'm a double OG.

00:25:41.000 The guy who fucking murdered someone and got away with it.

00:25:44.000 And we're preaching to the young men of America.

00:25:47.000 Okay, so jump to 15.

00:25:51.000 I think that, yeah, this is the same shot I was going to show you anyway.

00:25:54.000 Jake, bong!

00:25:56.000 Oh, Lord!

00:25:57.000 NBA All-Star Break!

00:25:58.000 Nick's colors!

00:26:00.000 That's an illegal punch.

00:26:00.000 You can't punch him in the back of the head.

00:26:02.000 All right, I'm here already.

00:26:03.000 Let's continue.

00:26:04.000 And Jake is dancing on him.

00:26:06.000 This is gonna get bad.

00:26:07.000 Bong, another one.

00:26:08.000 Nate just keeps falling on his face.

00:26:10.000 Yo, you told me this.

00:26:11.000 That's not even the final one.

00:26:12.000 Calabashes, all the aspects of kicking ass.

00:26:15.000 You fucking lied to me.

00:26:17.000 Because basketball is the same as boxing.

00:26:18.000 800 mil, Nate.

00:26:19.000 Outside of that, you're in the clear.

00:26:21.000 All right, come on.

00:26:22.000 And he catches him with a three-piece button.

00:26:25.000 The like and subscribe and freeboard.

00:26:28.000 Oh, talk about Smith.

00:26:30.000 Those are clean.

00:26:31.000 Yeah, he's a really good one.

00:26:32.000 Those are clean.

00:26:34.000 Look at him.

00:26:37.000 That's not a notification bell.

00:26:40.000 That's like that thing I started in 2012 that Take Us Down.

00:26:45.000 Oh, yeah.

00:26:47.000 Lay on the fucking floor.

00:26:50.000 That's not Logan.

00:26:51.000 Who's the older brother, Logan or Jake?

00:26:55.000 I believe Jake is the old one.

00:26:56.000 Logan.

00:26:56.000 I like how they put the black people in the front.

00:27:05.000 Apparently not a great idea, giving an 18-year-old $20 million.

00:27:11.000 That experiment's over.

00:27:12.000 They become a little annoying.

00:27:16.000 He's 5'9.

00:27:17.000 Wow.

00:27:19.000 Pretty sure for a b-ball player.

00:27:20.000 Pretty sure for a b-ball player.

00:27:22.000 Yes.

00:27:23.000 Good point, Ryan.

00:27:29.000 You've been spoon-fed your whole life, so you know what I'm saying?

00:27:33.000 Come take a trip to my world.

00:27:34.000 So you don't know which one is older, Jake or Logan?

00:27:38.000 His computer on?

00:27:39.000 Hey, computer, how old is Jake Logan?

00:27:42.000 What?

00:27:43.000 No.

00:27:44.000 Martin Cruz Smith is 78 years old.

00:27:47.000 He was born on November 3rd, 1999.

00:27:50.000 Computer, stop.

00:27:51.000 Computer, how old is Logan Paul?

00:27:55.000 Logan Paul is 25 years old.

00:27:57.000 He was born on April 1st, 1990.

00:28:00.000 And what's the other guy called?

00:28:02.000 Logan Paul.

00:28:03.000 I just said that.

00:28:04.000 Jake Paul.

00:28:05.000 Hey, computer, how old is Jake Paul?

00:28:09.000 Jake Paul is 23 years old.

00:28:11.000 Yeah.

00:28:12.000 He was born on January 19th.

00:28:13.000 So it's a little brother.

00:28:14.000 Little brothers are bad news.

00:28:17.000 Little brothers, I didn't realize I was doing this, but I'd be on the phone with my little brother.

00:28:22.000 I mean, talking to a friend, and he'd come up to me when he was like five, and I would just go, fuck.

00:28:26.000 Wait, why is this here?

00:28:30.000 And I would just like shove him.

00:28:31.000 And I would do this thing where I would just put my hand on top of his head and push, and he would go and collapse because, you know, he wasn't strong enough to stay up.

00:28:41.000 And I did that all the time.

00:28:43.000 And then I didn't realize I was training a ninja.

00:28:46.000 So I'd say, here, you can punch me once.

00:28:49.000 You can punch me five times.

00:28:50.000 I'll punch you once.

00:28:51.000 So you punch me five times and I'd go, but I was creating like thicker skin.

00:28:56.000 He started getting stronger and stronger until one day we were in the backyard.

00:29:03.000 And what I would do sometimes, I'd let him kind of win.

00:29:05.000 This is when he was maybe 16, 15.

00:29:08.000 And I'd let him kind of win for a bit.

00:29:11.000 And then I would go, you fucked up big time.

00:29:14.000 You've unleashed the kraken.

00:29:15.000 And I would just come swirling out of whatever hold he had and just go, whack, whack, whack.

00:29:20.000 And then put his arms behind his back and shove his face into the dirt.

00:29:23.000 And so he had me in a headlock.

00:29:25.000 And I go, all right, I've had enough.

00:29:29.000 You're dead.

00:29:30.000 And he's like, oh, shit.

00:29:31.000 And he's so scared because this guy's been beating him up for 15 years.

00:29:35.000 This is true of all little brothers.

00:29:38.000 And my head's here, by the way.

00:29:39.000 And he's going, and I could feel how scared he was.

00:29:42.000 And I thought, rightfully so, because you're about to die.

00:29:44.000 And then I go, all right, you ready to die?

00:29:49.000 And he's like, not even talking, he's so scared.

00:29:52.000 And he goes, I go, one, two, three.

00:29:58.000 Oh, you got some balls.

00:30:00.000 You have some fucking balls.

00:30:02.000 And away we go.

00:30:06.000 Yeah.

00:30:08.000 Holy shit.

00:30:09.000 And he was just, he was fucking petrified.

00:30:11.000 And I go, it's officially over and you're officially dead.

00:30:20.000 Okay, let me go.

00:30:20.000 I can't breathe.

00:30:21.000 I can't breathe.

00:30:22.000 I can't breathe.

00:30:23.000 I can't fucking breathe.

00:30:25.000 And then he lets go and goes, and then I'm going, I am done.

00:30:32.000 And then he sort of walks away like he just slayed the dragon.

00:30:35.000 And then I was sort of like, fucking bullshit, man.

00:30:40.000 I felt worthless.

00:30:41.000 I felt ugly.

00:30:42.000 I felt gay.

00:30:43.000 And I just walked back into the house and got a beer.

00:30:46.000 And he sort of went back in the house.

00:30:48.000 And from then on, our relationship was inverted.

00:30:52.000 And if I would say, like, get the fuck over here, he'd say, what?

00:30:54.000 And I'd go, well, get over here when you get a chance.

00:30:58.000 Obviously, not right now.

00:30:59.000 Yeah, that was supposed to be a joke, right?

00:31:01.000 God, I'm not demanding you get over here.

00:31:03.000 By the way, they're doing something weird to the plumbing next door.

00:31:07.000 And they've been doing it for a while now.

00:31:08.000 I don't know what the fuck it is.

00:31:10.000 It's the weirdest sound.

00:31:11.000 It sounds like some sort of rumbling in our speakers.

00:31:14.000 I hope you guys can't hear it because it's driving me nuts.

00:31:16.000 Right, Trump?

00:31:17.000 Nobody can do that like me.

00:31:21.000 What?

00:31:22.000 Do plumbing?

00:31:23.000 It sounds like a plane.

00:31:24.000 It sounds like a plane's upstairs, yeah.

00:31:27.000 I don't like it either.

00:31:29.000 So yeah, the basketball player and the YouTuber was funnily enough, the most interesting thing about this shit show.

00:31:36.000 There was so many memes about it, though.

00:31:38.000 The internet won in a knockout.

00:31:42.000 That's a separate email I sent you.

00:31:44.000 16.

00:31:46.000 But most people seem to be saying, what is Nick thinking?

00:31:50.000 Because you look at that Jake Paul's arms.

00:31:54.000 It doesn't really matter how bad he is.

00:31:55.000 If you get hit with a fucking big punch with one of those, you better be able to deke it.

00:31:59.000 Because just one successful punch and he's going to be toast.

00:32:02.000 But he was running around the ring.

00:32:05.000 What's taking you so long?

00:32:08.000 It says fight memes in the fucking email.

00:32:11.000 Gotta.

00:32:13.000 Holy shit.

00:32:16.000 What is this mess?

00:32:20.000 Now you're showing everyone your homework.

00:32:24.000 I'm going to tell my kids this was Jake Paul versus Nate Robinson.

00:32:29.000 Funny.

00:32:30.000 Next?

00:32:32.000 Who did it better, Apollo Creed or Nate Robinson?

00:32:34.000 They look, I'm in the way of this, by the way.

00:32:35.000 Does this look identical?

00:32:36.000 It looks exactly the same.

00:32:38.000 Even the shorts are pretty similar.

00:32:39.000 He was wearing LeBron James' colors, which is not a great message now.

00:32:45.000 Because LeBron James is dead, and you look pretty dead.

00:32:49.000 It's a cool thing to do if you win.

00:32:52.000 Similarly, by the way, wearing the guy's jersey right before you annihilate him.

00:32:56.000 Oh, wow.

00:32:56.000 It's a little harsh.

00:32:58.000 Is he like...

00:32:59.000 Is there bad blood or is there like...

00:33:01.000 No.

00:33:02.000 Okay.

00:33:03.000 This is a motherfucker of the train, Nate Robinson.

00:33:06.000 How is Beetlejuice still alive?

00:33:08.000 I don't know how he's even still relevant.

00:33:10.000 Like, people still do the Baba Booey thing, too.

00:33:13.000 Yeah.

00:33:13.000 All those jokes really.

00:33:15.000 It's in your car every time you drive to work.

00:33:20.000 But with all this bad style and embarrassing boxing, I was reminded of one of the coolest...

00:33:26.000 I like sort of anti-boxers.

00:33:27.000 There was this skateboarder named Neil Blender when I was a kid who would come up and Tony Hawk would be there and Steve Peralta, whatever his name was, and all the boneless one, fucking bones, Powell Peralta dudes, all those fucking San Diego dudes.

00:33:45.000 And they'd all be trying their best and catching air and fucking doing handstands, all he McTwists and all that stuff.

00:33:53.000 And then Neil Blender would come out.

00:33:54.000 He invented the wool hat thing that all you young people wear.

00:33:57.000 And he would just come out and do something terrible.

00:34:00.000 Sometimes he was awesome and he'd blow your mind.

00:34:02.000 But sometimes he would just come out, get off his board, sit on it, then lie back, then stand up and then walk away from his board and then kick it.

00:34:09.000 And that would be his thing.

00:34:10.000 And he'd lose, obviously.

00:34:12.000 He'd lose the whole tournament.

00:34:15.000 But that was his thing.

00:34:17.000 He didn't give a shit about skateboarding.

00:34:20.000 Best ramp I've ever seen.

00:34:21.000 Okay, Neil.

00:34:22.000 And I'm sure with exposure that a lot of kids will get in their backyards and create even better ramps.

00:34:28.000 Here comes Neil again.

00:34:33.000 And then he lost.

00:34:34.000 Neil Glenn.

00:34:39.000 Look, he would sabotage himself just to amuse himself.

00:34:45.000 This is probably not a good example.

00:34:47.000 This is probably him being just going to show him being rad and totally grinding and skating and destroying.

00:34:53.000 Because he would skate or die.

00:34:57.000 Okay, do something terrible, Neil, to make my point.

00:35:04.000 They just said he's a real clown?

00:35:08.000 Show something bad, though.

00:35:12.000 Show a different one.

00:35:13.000 This is all going to be rad.

00:35:15.000 Anyway, Emmanuel Augustus was similar.

00:35:18.000 He wouldn't sabotage himself, though.

00:35:20.000 But he was just so fucking good that he would goof off during the fight.

00:35:25.000 And I will never be good enough to do something like this.

00:35:30.000 But I've always had this fantasy of you're doing a final knockout punch and you know it's going to be a knockout.

00:35:36.000 So instead of like going, you just sort of go boof and watch the guy.

00:35:42.000 Like in the movies where they throw the stick of dynamite, whatever, and they walk away.

00:35:46.000 I thought, wouldn't it be cool if someone just went boom?

00:35:49.000 And Emmanuel would do stuff like that.

00:35:51.000 He would fuck around and he would dance to his own little song.

00:35:55.000 Have you got Neil Being a dick?

00:35:57.000 I think that's the second one.

00:36:03.000 Art versus skateboarding.

00:36:06.000 Yeah, I've seen this one before.

00:36:12.000 Manual.

00:36:14.000 And back again.

00:36:15.000 And you step off the board.

00:36:20.000 This is a huge tournament.

00:36:21.000 People are ready to see crazy shit.

00:36:23.000 And he goes, whoa.

00:36:25.000 Then you do this.

00:36:29.000 All right.

00:36:30.000 Then you spin it around again and then you get back on top.

00:36:34.000 Doesn't look cool.

00:36:36.000 Yeah, Ryan be the guy in the audience going, okay, awesome.

00:36:40.000 Wow.

00:36:41.000 What's that called?

00:36:41.000 A leg spin?

00:36:42.000 He did three of those in a row.

00:36:45.000 Okay, anyway, let's check out Emmanuel Augustus.

00:36:47.000 Because we have pretty high standards for boxing.

00:36:50.000 And that shit show on Saturday that cost me $45 to watch was regrettable.

00:36:59.000 Look how cool this guy is.

00:37:01.000 I have two videos of him that we can drop boxing.

00:37:08.000 You can guess which one he is.

00:37:16.000 Look at him kicking his legs in the air.

00:37:26.000 I like he would stamp his feet too.

00:37:29.000 He's dead now.

00:37:30.000 He got shot in the head.

00:37:32.000 He got shot in the head and lived.

00:37:34.000 But he was kind of a vet.

00:37:35.000 Like that one.

00:37:35.000 That big stomp he does.

00:37:40.000 Some people have tried to mimic it and they always get their heads kicked in.

00:37:43.000 He was the only one who could do it.

00:37:45.000 That's the move.

00:37:46.000 That's cool.

00:37:46.000 Yeah.

00:37:54.000 Completely fearless.

00:37:59.000 You got me?

00:38:00.000 No, you don't.

00:38:02.000 I do that as a joke.

00:38:03.000 Yeah.

00:38:04.000 You did that in the copper cab fight.

00:38:06.000 Yeah.

00:38:07.000 Double punch.

00:38:08.000 He's the only guy who ever did a double punch.

00:38:11.000 Check out the YouTube one.

00:38:12.000 It's much better quality, though.

00:38:14.000 Then we'll drop the brawling.

00:38:19.000 This one right here goes out to all the babies, mamas, mamas.

00:38:24.000 Baby's mamas, mamas.

00:38:25.000 Babies, mamas, mamas.

00:38:27.000 So grandma.

00:38:30.000 He was smiling.

00:38:31.000 He just didn't have the fear going.

00:38:32.000 This is why I don't like fighting cops because they don't have any fear.

00:38:35.000 And they can just go forever.

00:38:46.000 There's no music playing.

00:38:53.000 Look at that.

00:38:53.000 Yeah, that was pretty wild.

00:38:54.000 How many punches was that?

00:38:55.000 Six?

00:38:57.000 Two, three, four.

00:38:59.000 Five.

00:39:01.000 Six.

00:39:03.000 Nope.

00:39:03.000 He looks old in that one.

00:39:05.000 Yeah, it does.

00:39:07.000 I think Qaddafi or something.

00:39:09.000 Yeah, it totally does.

00:39:11.000 After Qaddafi had all that weird surgery.

00:39:15.000 Wow.

00:39:17.000 No, that Yes or Arafat was.

00:39:21.000 Look at that.

00:39:22.000 Pretty good moves.

00:39:23.000 I might steal those moves next time I'm at a dance club, which is never.

00:39:26.000 That's got to lower the morale of the other boxers relatively.

00:39:29.000 Well, it's got to scare them.

00:39:30.000 Yeah.

00:39:30.000 Because this guy is not nervous.

00:39:32.000 There it is.

00:39:33.000 That's the same one.

00:39:36.000 Look at that.

00:39:42.000 What that really means is I don't feel pain.

00:39:46.000 Is he Dominican?

00:39:47.000 When they come back with the music, there's probably going to be a knockout, right?

00:39:54.000 That's bad editing, gummies.

00:39:56.000 What country is he from?

00:39:59.000 I don't know.

00:40:03.000 Hey, computer, where is Emmanuel Augustus from?

00:40:11.000 Prince Albert is originally from Germany.

00:40:14.000 Did that answer your question?

00:40:16.000 Not even remotely close.

00:40:18.000 Hey, computer, where is boxer Emmanuel Augustus from?

00:40:26.000 Here's something I found on the web.

00:40:28.000 According to Mameem.com, Emmanuel Augustus, born as Emmanuel Burton, born January 2nd, 1975 in Chicago, Illinois, is a retired American professional boxer.

00:40:42.000 Yeah, he coached in LA, I think, most of his life.

00:40:45.000 Okay.

00:40:47.000 Let's get into the funnest part of the show.

00:40:51.000 What doesn't suck is these people fighting back against COVID.

00:40:55.000 But before we get to that, do we have a COVID tag in?

00:40:58.000 A COVID thing-amadoodle?

00:41:00.000 Totally do.

00:41:01.000 We do.

00:41:01.000 We've got a couple.

00:41:03.000 All right.

00:41:04.000 Let's roll one.

00:41:04.000 Here's one.

00:41:12.000 COVID.

00:41:17.000 Okay.

00:41:19.000 Another abolish the family message here we're getting.

00:41:22.000 And, you know, this show is very pro-family.

00:41:25.000 Put a ring on it.

00:41:25.000 Have kids.

00:41:26.000 Stop fucking around.

00:41:27.000 You've been getting wasted for 10 years.

00:41:28.000 How much Coke do you need to do in one lifetime?

00:41:31.000 But one of the reasons we do that is because it's very clear, prevalent in the left's dogma with everything from BLM to COVID to fucking the Olympics.

00:41:42.000 There's this anti-family abolish the family thing leaking through everything.

00:41:47.000 The coronavirus crisis shows it's time to abolish the family.

00:41:52.000 What does the pandemic tell us about the nuclear family and private household?

00:41:55.000 Now, a private household.

00:41:57.000 Now, this is by Sarah Lewis, who wrote a book called Sophie Lewis.

00:42:03.000 Sorry, Sophie Lewis, who wrote a book called Like, We Need Surrogates Now or something like that.

00:42:10.000 And remember the girl we had on last week who said, don't celebrate Thanksgiving.

00:42:14.000 It's not safe and it's time to move on from this.

00:42:17.000 And she was the woman who has no real family and got dumped by her husband right before Thanksgiving and was wandering around going to Old Navy looking for sweatpants.

00:42:29.000 Sophie Lewis, killing preborn children is acceptable violence, according to leftist author Sophie Lewis.

00:42:34.000 Abortion is a form of killing what we need to be able to defend.

00:42:39.000 Sophie Lewis's mother has been dying of cancer for a long time.

00:42:43.000 And coincidentally, around that time, she became an anti-family author who told you you don't really need a mom.

00:42:49.000 Now that her mother's dead, she's really going full steam ahead with this notion that you don't need a mom.

00:42:55.000 Sound familiar?

00:42:56.000 Sound like BLM, who the African lady's gone, the two lesbians that are left were both abandoned by their father.

00:43:04.000 One, just because he was young and could go fuck someone else, but the other, explicitly because she was gay and he found out.

00:43:13.000 So these people without families, instead of going, I miss my family, they cope by saying, no, I don't want you to have a family either.

00:43:21.000 And then my tragedy becomes the norm.

00:43:24.000 Sound reasonable?

00:43:26.000 No, it doesn't.

00:43:28.000 I'm sorry you lost your mom, but I'm sticking with mine and my kids are sticking with theirs too.

00:43:34.000 All right, now let's get to the rebellion.

00:43:36.000 It really is a rebellion.

00:43:38.000 And it just takes a few to stand up.

00:43:41.000 Once one or two start doing it, the others start seeing how easy it is.

00:43:48.000 The emperor has no clothes.

00:43:50.000 And I know you're scared about losing your liquor license and having your place shut down, but if you go by their rules, it's going to get shut down too.

00:43:56.000 And I'm going to talk about this in a second, but what does a bureaucrat hate more than anything?

00:44:01.000 They hate rebellion.

00:44:02.000 They hate sunlight.

00:44:03.000 They hate being seen.

00:44:05.000 So when you shine a light on them and say, no, I'm not paying your fine, all of a sudden, Joseph Broderick, I just made that name up, is an unknown person.

00:44:13.000 He used to be an anonymous bureaucrat that could zap people from the other room.

00:44:17.000 You know, they've done these experiments where you have a button and you can cause someone pain from another room.

00:44:22.000 That's what the bureaucrats like to do.

00:44:24.000 They like to sit anonymously in their kitchen and just go, eh, and give you a shock.

00:44:29.000 But if you rip it off and go, who's shocked?

00:44:31.000 Who just shocked me?

00:44:32.000 All of a sudden, they start running and hiding.

00:44:35.000 And the other beauty about that, oh, God damn.

00:44:39.000 Mercedes calling me from prison like 20 times in a row.

00:44:43.000 I got a life to lead, my dear.

00:44:47.000 The other fantastic thing, so that's a loss for them, right, if you expose them.

00:44:52.000 But if they keep going and keep zapping you and they kill the business and they're known, sorry, I'm not explaining this right.

00:44:58.000 There's two possible outcomes by torturing a business.

00:45:01.000 One is it goes under.

00:45:02.000 The other possible outcome is you fight back and win, right?

00:45:07.000 Now, if you expose the bureaucrat, both of those scenarios become a win.

00:45:13.000 You'll notice this is what Scientology did.

00:45:15.000 They started naming IRS agents who were auditing them, publicly outing them, and they said, okay, okay, forget it.

00:45:22.000 You're a religion.

00:45:22.000 No taxes.

00:45:23.000 Just leave me alone.

00:45:26.000 You got to understand, bureaucrats choose this job for a reason.

00:45:29.000 They're pussies.

00:45:32.000 All right, so let's go to this Canadian dude who was fighting back on Thanksgiving.

00:45:37.000 Lockdown insanity is not just a U.S. phenomenon, it's happening throughout the globe as civil liberties and human dignity are thrown to the curb with COVID mass hysteria used as the excuse.

00:45:47.000 How did I just know that was written by a dude?

00:45:51.000 Okay, so scroll down.

00:45:52.000 You can see the footage of the arrest.

00:45:54.000 Adam Skelly of Etobicoke, Ontario.

00:45:56.000 That's a suburb outside of Toronto.

00:46:01.000 On Thanksgiving, he was arrested.

00:46:15.000 They always seem very similar, these guys fighting back, right?

00:46:19.000 Like they always have tartan on, flannels.

00:46:21.000 They always seem to be mix.

00:46:23.000 These guys are mix.

00:46:28.000 Isn't that Lester?

00:46:29.000 What's his name?

00:46:30.000 Not Lester Bangs, but the guy.

00:46:33.000 The vice guy.

00:46:35.000 He lives in Canada now?

00:46:39.000 Hits the cop.

00:46:40.000 Thanks.

00:46:41.000 Oh, you hit the cop?

00:46:42.000 Black guy, yeah.

00:46:43.000 Whoa.

00:46:45.000 Now you're arrested.

00:46:47.000 That was stupid.

00:46:48.000 Come on, man.

00:46:52.000 That's the guy right there.

00:46:57.000 Why yell shame?

00:46:58.000 That's so gay.

00:47:00.000 Shame!

00:47:01.000 Shame!

00:47:04.000 So that's one guy fighting back.

00:47:05.000 We'll follow his case closely.

00:47:07.000 Oh, here's some more in his arrest.

00:47:08.000 It might just be...

00:47:09.000 There we go.

00:47:10.000 Is that 2-2 you're at?

00:47:12.000 No, this is the same thread.

00:47:16.000 Remember, he was doing this a while ago.

00:47:22.000 Is this one...

00:47:24.000 There's multiple times?

00:47:26.000 Because it looks like the same area.

00:47:27.000 Oh, there's just different angles.

00:47:29.000 If it says today and it's November 26th, that was the Thanksgiving thing, yeah.

00:47:35.000 I'm getting a worship.

00:47:36.000 And I love how they're desperately trying to do damage control with the press, even though the media is on their side.

00:47:42.000 See if 2-2 has anything extra.

00:47:46.000 No, that was the one, yeah.

00:47:49.000 Yeah.

00:47:50.000 And then over in New Jersey, we have this guy, Robbie De Niro, who was given a $15,000 fine, which appears to be the norm in our neck of the woods.

00:48:00.000 And he just ripped it up.

00:48:02.000 He ripped it up on TV.

00:48:03.000 He ripped it up on Fox News.

00:48:05.000 Or he was interviewed by Fox News.

00:48:07.000 I'm not sure he did that on Fox News.

00:48:08.000 Let's watch.

00:48:17.000 And you know what happened with these guys?

00:48:19.000 They ripped it up, and then the city went, oh, shit.

00:48:23.000 No one's done that before.

00:48:24.000 Okay, it's $1,000.

00:48:27.000 You pay that?

00:48:28.000 And he goes, I don't care if it's a million dollars.

00:48:30.000 Fuck you.

00:48:34.000 Wait, let's hear him talking.

00:48:37.000 Life occurs.

00:48:38.000 Makes it certainly challenging to grow the community that we had, like with any business.

00:48:43.000 You have customers that come, customers that go, especially the membership-driven business.

00:48:47.000 So you're always needing to replace customers because life occurs.

00:48:49.000 People get pregnant.

00:48:50.000 They move.

00:48:52.000 Jobs change.

00:48:52.000 They go to school.

00:48:53.000 So you have a content meeting off of members, and you need to replace those members.

00:48:57.000 And when we're shut down, it's week not to replace members.

00:49:00.000 How worried are you that your business is going to go under?

00:49:03.000 I am not worried that my business will go under.

00:49:07.000 The government will never be the reason I'm successful.

00:49:10.000 It will never be the reason I fail.

00:49:11.000 If I fail, it says nothing.

00:49:13.000 Let's see the Fox News interview, though.

00:49:16.000 Is that in that same?

00:49:16.000 That should be somewhere in that same clip.

00:49:20.000 Was she on Fox and Friends?

00:49:21.000 No.

00:49:22.000 It's in the same clip.

00:49:23.000 Yeah, there she is.

00:49:25.000 Do they not show it?

00:49:27.000 Just a picture of it?

00:49:29.000 Yeah.

00:49:30.000 Just a picture.

00:49:31.000 I clicked it, though.

00:49:33.000 Didn't work.

00:49:34.000 All right.

00:49:36.000 So that brings us to this guy.

00:49:38.000 Yesterday's paper, Ronegades.

00:49:42.000 Staten Island Bar decrees itself autonomous zone in protest of Cuomo COVID lockdowns.

00:49:46.000 Sheriff shutters giant midtown booze bash.

00:49:48.000 Defiant rabbi insists we won't surrender.

00:49:50.000 So these are all people fighting back.

00:49:54.000 We had two owners.

00:49:56.000 There's this guy, what's his name?

00:49:58.000 Keith McCullarney.

00:50:00.000 McLarney.

00:50:01.000 Keith McLarney is one corner.

00:50:04.000 And then this other guy, Danny, what's his name?

00:50:08.000 Fuck.

00:50:09.000 Sorry.

00:50:10.000 This other dude, Danny, I forget his name.

00:50:12.000 I'll dig him up in a second.

00:50:13.000 And they both decided to make an autonomous zone.

00:50:15.000 And it's weird because this article is pretty flattering.

00:50:18.000 It calls him the Suds of Anarchy.

00:50:21.000 Staten Island Hotspot is stealing a page from Seattle's anarchist cookbook, declaring itself an autonomous zone, Seattle, sorry, free from the public safety restrictions that owners say they will refuse to abide by.

00:50:33.000 We hereby declare this establishment an autonomous zone.

00:50:36.000 And then, though, so we are looking at this on Sunday, and we go, let's just go down there.

00:50:40.000 Let's go to Staten Island.

00:50:41.000 It's not that far.

00:50:43.000 And then there was this guy outside named Kevin Sheehan, and he writes this really bitchy tattletale article, which is becoming the norm in journalism.

00:50:54.000 I sent you another email, Ryan, from just outside Vancouver.

00:51:00.000 It's called Snitch.

00:51:03.000 And what are you doing?

00:51:06.000 Typing in this snitch.

00:51:06.000 Why isn't it just in your recent froms?

00:51:09.000 How many emails do you get a day?

00:51:11.000 A bunch.

00:51:12.000 Like, I sent this to you a few hours ago.

00:51:14.000 It's your most recent email.

00:51:16.000 Right?

00:51:17.000 Is this?

00:51:17.000 Yes.

00:51:19.000 So why wouldn't you just look at your inbox?

00:51:22.000 It's not the most recent one.

00:51:24.000 I have to type in your name.

00:51:25.000 I get spam.

00:51:27.000 CBC journalist brags about ratting out worshipers at church.

00:51:30.000 And Ezra Levant talked about this with Tommy Robinson.

00:51:33.000 They said, Ezra Levant is in the courthouse and he just took a picture.

00:51:36.000 That's against the rules.

00:51:39.000 And you go, you little bitch.

00:51:41.000 Instead of reporting on the case, you're reporting on other reporters bending the rules.

00:51:45.000 Look at this bitch, Georgie Smith.

00:51:47.000 Smythe.

00:51:48.000 She sits there counting all.

00:51:50.000 Turn up the volume.

00:51:51.000 48.

00:51:53.000 45.

00:51:55.000 46.

00:51:56.000 40, 45.

00:51:57.000 47.

00:51:59.000 This is Georgie.

00:51:59.000 48.

00:52:09.000 49?

00:52:10.000 49.

00:52:11.000 50.

00:52:13.000 56.

00:52:14.000 40, 45.

00:52:16.000 53, 54.

00:58:25.000 totally exposed what is that lily fam that's a woman She looks like your dad.

00:58:31.000 There's something wrong with that.

00:58:33.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:58:35.000 I'm voting to summarily suspend this license.

00:58:38.000 All right, Commissioner Ford, your vote, please.

00:58:40.000 I feel I have no other choice but to vote to summarily suspend this license.

00:58:45.000 And Chairman Bradley.

00:58:46.000 And I vote to summarily suspend.

00:58:49.000 It doesn't seem like we can do business.

00:58:52.000 So here's what we're going to do for everybody.

00:58:55.000 We're going to give everything away for free.

00:58:58.000 So now you can come to Max Public House.

00:59:00.000 And you can drink.

00:59:14.000 Keep doing it.

00:59:15.000 At some point.

00:59:18.000 Come down.

00:59:19.000 See what we're about.

00:59:20.000 We're doing things safe.

00:59:22.000 Come on down.

00:59:23.000 Open in.

00:59:24.000 We can have a good time with this.

00:59:25.000 So they came.

00:59:28.000 So let's go over there, shall we?

00:59:30.000 Let's head to Staten Island and talk to them.

00:59:37.000 Hey, we're here with Keith from Max Public House in Staten Island, and we are in the autonomous zone.

00:59:43.000 What does autonomous zone mean?

00:59:45.000 An autonomous zone is a spot that we have, that we have our establishment that we are telling the governor and the mayor and any state and New York City agency that we are no longer going to abide by your rules,

01:00:02.000 that you have completely overstepped your bounds, that everything that you are doing now is unconstitutional, and for us to survive, we need to stay open so that anybody that ends up wanting to come here, they are allowed to because it's America and you have the choice.

01:00:19.000 And this is where this space is.

01:00:22.000 But the question everyone always asks is, if they take away your license, doesn't that screw you and kill your whole business?

01:00:29.000 Well, that's what they're trying to do right now.

01:00:31.000 So you still have your license?

01:00:32.000 No.

01:00:33.000 They came on Friday and suspended our liquor license.

01:00:38.000 And then last night, the state health department came and issued us a cease and desist order.

01:00:46.000 And it was at that time that he was like, the agent said, you can't sell alcohol.

01:00:52.000 You know you can't sell alcohol.

01:00:53.000 And I said, we know.

01:00:54.000 And it was at that time we said, everything is for free.

01:00:58.000 If you want to come down here and have something to eat and something to drink, it is on Max Public House.

01:01:02.000 We are not charging anybody to eat or drink at this establishment.

01:01:05.000 If you care to make a donation, you do.

01:01:07.000 If you don't, at least you had a good time.

01:01:10.000 Now, is that legal?

01:01:13.000 What would make that illegal?

01:01:15.000 I guess nothing.

01:01:16.000 I mean, I could give away alcohol.

01:01:18.000 Thank you.

01:01:19.000 Thank you.

01:01:19.000 Anyone.

01:01:20.000 We'll see you on Wednesday.

01:01:21.000 I hope so.

01:01:21.000 Thank you.

01:01:22.000 I guess anyone can just open their window to their house and say, here's free booze, right?

01:01:27.000 The license is to sell it.

01:01:29.000 Correct.

01:01:30.000 Correct.

01:01:31.000 That's brilliant.

01:01:32.000 We're at the point where we pay our rent for the property.

01:01:39.000 It is private property.

01:01:40.000 We should have the choice to end up doing what we want on our property.

01:01:43.000 You're no longer saying that we can end up selling alcohol, so we're not going to sell the alcohol.

01:01:48.000 That's perfect.

01:01:49.000 You know, what I love about this is when people take a stand, for the politicians and bureaucrats, it's lose-lose.

01:01:55.000 Because if they kill this business, everyone hates them.

01:01:58.000 They're the villains.

01:02:00.000 And if you win, then they're inept and their rules don't work.

01:02:04.000 So in that sense, you've already won.

01:02:06.000 Well, I hadn't even had a time to wrap my head around all that aspect with it all.

01:02:12.000 It's just that it was a matter of with everything that was going on, we were always willing to end up working with all the agencies to try and find a common ground to end up doing this.

01:02:22.000 And they decided to just be lazy and say, hey, we're just going to shut it down for the better cause.

01:02:28.000 But you're picking and choosing which establishments can and can't for no really good reason.

01:02:34.000 And giving false information, we have no faith in our government right at this time.

01:02:40.000 And I just want to provide for my family, so I need to end up staying open.

01:02:45.000 So we leave it up to the people to have freedom of choice.

01:02:48.000 If you choose and you want to end up coming here, please come.

01:02:51.000 Well, you don't have a choice.

01:02:52.000 Your business is done if you follow their rules.

01:02:55.000 That's kind of what they want to say.

01:02:58.000 Well, thank you for standing up to the bureaucrats, just standing up to Cuomo de Blasio, standing up to these people, because this is how revolutions start.

01:03:07.000 They start with one person saying, all right, enough is enough.

01:03:10.000 And then two people, and then three people, and so on.

01:03:12.000 But we need you in the front pulling this off.

01:03:16.000 A lot of people honk in Staten Island, I'm noticing.

01:03:19.000 Welcome to Lincoln Avenue and Grand City, Staten Island.

01:03:23.000 But we had to stand, and this has turned into more than just being about MAX.

01:03:30.000 And this is about all small businesses.

01:03:34.000 Yes.

01:03:34.000 And anything that we are doing now, we might be the David against the Goliath of it all.

01:03:41.000 And whether we survive or not, it's bigger than that now.

01:03:44.000 And if anything that we can end up doing is bring awareness that other small businesses end up stepping up and anyone that is there supporting us and we can end up helping you with you to be able to stay open, then that's how it'll end up going down.

01:03:59.000 Well, remember David won.

01:04:01.000 Well, there you go.

01:04:01.000 And Goliath was a douche.

01:04:03.000 That's what I heard.

01:04:04.000 I wasn't born.

01:04:05.000 I wasn't alive at that time.

01:04:06.000 All right, man, let's go inside and have a drink.

01:04:08.000 Comfort.

01:04:08.000 Sounds great.

01:04:09.000 I got to take this home.

01:04:11.000 Okay.

01:04:12.000 There you have it, folks.

01:04:13.000 We're here at the forefront of the revolution, fighting back against Cuomo the dictator.

01:04:25.000 This is how revolutions begin.

01:04:28.000 With one person saying enough's enough.

01:04:30.000 That's three.

01:04:32.000 No, if you count Danny and Keith as two, it's five.

01:04:36.000 We got the barbecue in Toronto.

01:04:40.000 We got this gym in Jersey.

01:04:42.000 And we got this pub in Staten Island.

01:04:44.000 Fuck it.

01:04:44.000 It's so inspiring to see these guys.

01:04:47.000 All right.

01:04:48.000 It's time for Election Gate.

01:04:50.000 Oh, no.

01:04:50.000 Huge, huge mistake.

01:04:53.000 Really?

01:04:53.000 I thought you...

01:05:02.000 God, it's hard to beat that one, huh?

01:05:04.000 It really gets you pumped.

01:05:05.000 That COVID thing didn't really get me pumped.

01:05:07.000 It's a grower.

01:05:08.000 What's another COVID one?

01:05:10.000 Better COVID?

01:05:11.000 There's this one.

01:05:18.000 Nope.

01:05:20.000 It's not doing it for me either.

01:05:21.000 I believe that's for the COVID.

01:05:24.000 I like the feminism one where he does the drawing.

01:05:27.000 That's feminism.

01:05:29.000 But the ending is so gross with that big woman.

01:05:40.000 Jack the Ripper.

01:05:43.000 Give me a girl with a slender wisdom.

01:05:48.000 But till then, we got some stuff about feminism.

01:05:56.000 I guess it's supposed to be grotesque.

01:05:58.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:06:00.000 Anyway, election gate.

01:06:01.000 So my peeps are telling me today's the big day.

01:06:04.000 Is today the big day?

01:06:06.000 It's 9 o'clock.

01:06:08.000 I haven't really seen anything, but go to 2.6.

01:06:10.000 I sent you this.

01:06:11.000 You can get involved in Stop the Steel from your own armchair, which is my favorite kind of activism.

01:06:17.000 Stop the Steel from home.

01:06:18.000 Arizona, Pennsylvania, Georgia.

01:06:20.000 All your state legislators.

01:06:22.000 Find your state's number, stopthesteal.us and then your state's acronym there at the end after the slash.

01:06:28.000 Stopthesteel.us.

01:06:30.000 Text STS to 202-788-5070.

01:06:35.000 What's the next one?

01:06:39.000 Any other pick?

01:06:42.000 Monday, Stop the Steel.

01:06:44.000 Oh, I guess I'm announcing these kind of late.

01:06:46.000 If you have a time machine, go to the Hyatt Regency downtown hotel in Arizona.

01:06:51.000 Five hours ago, you could have gone to the state capitol of Pennsylvania.

01:06:55.000 In Georgia, all day, 6 p.m., it's probably over now.

01:06:58.000 But any time travelers, this is your moment to shine.

01:07:03.000 Sorry about that.

01:07:04.000 You want to use that time machine to really, you could do a lot to help the election if you have that.

01:07:08.000 I don't know.

01:07:09.000 If you went back and killed Biden in his crib.

01:07:12.000 I don't know if that's...

01:07:13.000 Right?

01:07:14.000 My fear with killing someone in their crib is you do it and then your time machine's broken and you spend the rest of your life in jail as a baby murderer and you're like, you got to understand.

01:07:24.000 I was trying to save America in 2020.

01:07:26.000 And they go, sure.

01:07:28.000 Like time travel exists.

01:07:31.000 Some more optimism here.

01:07:33.000 It was 2.9.

01:07:37.000 George Papadopoulos.

01:07:38.000 God, I hate Greek last names.

01:07:41.000 We prepared a year for this.

01:07:42.000 We have it all.

01:07:43.000 Don't lose faith.

01:07:45.000 That's good to hear.

01:07:47.000 Because that was our big fear.

01:07:48.000 We go, come on, you surely you knew they were going to rip you off.

01:07:53.000 It's like drug dealers when they get shot, giving the person the drugs and they don't get the money.

01:07:58.000 They get killed instead.

01:07:59.000 Obviously, the drug lord is going to have everyone involved murdered.

01:08:03.000 Or you're going to go at war with the Cubans.

01:08:06.000 His name really does sound like he had a different name and somebody was like, nah, Papadopoulos.

01:08:12.000 No, it sounds like when you've got explosive diarrhea after a hangover and you're like, oh my God, it's coming out.

01:08:17.000 It's coming out.

01:08:18.000 And you finally make it to the bathroom and you sit down, you barely get your pants off.

01:08:21.000 It just goes, blah, blah, blah, wow.

01:08:23.000 And you're like, that's true.

01:08:25.000 It's a poop-related entomonta.

01:08:27.000 He's not the only guy with a diarrhea name.

01:08:30.000 Judd Legum is a liberal activist who, Judd is a Hebrew word for river, and legume is French for vegetables.

01:08:40.000 So what's a river of vegetables?

01:08:42.000 That's diarrhea.

01:08:43.000 That guy's name is diarrhea.

01:08:46.000 What's the Hitler picture with him for?

01:08:49.000 What a fucking turd that man is.

01:08:53.000 Another leftist progressive, Judd Lagoon, proves again that Democrats are the new Nazi Party.

01:08:56.000 Yeah, blah, blah, blah.

01:08:57.000 I'm done with Hitler metaphors.

01:09:00.000 Let's agree that we're full.

01:09:03.000 All right, so election day, 27.

01:09:07.000 Sidney Powell.

01:09:08.000 Hey, Sabo, can you make a picture of Sidney Powell as Sid Vicious?

01:09:12.000 And it just says Sid?

01:09:14.000 But with long hair.

01:09:15.000 Don't give her short hair.

01:09:16.000 Breaking, one of the affiants in the complaint filed by Sidney Powell explained that she observed a batch of utterly pristine ballots.

01:09:25.000 Most of the ballots had already been handled.

01:09:26.000 They'd been written on by people and the edges were worn.

01:09:29.000 They showed obvious use.

01:09:31.000 However, one batch stood out.

01:09:33.000 It was pristine.

01:09:34.000 There was a difference in the texture of the paper.

01:09:36.000 It was as if they were intended for absentee use, but had not been used for that purpose.

01:09:41.000 There was a difference in the feel.

01:09:42.000 These different ballots included a slight depressed pre-fold so they could be easily folded and unfolded for use in the scanning machines.

01:09:51.000 There were no markings on the ballots to show where they had come from or where they had been processed.

01:09:55.000 These stood out.

01:09:56.000 In my 20 years of experience of handling ballots, I observed that the markings for the candidates on these ballots were usually uniform, perhaps even with a ballot marking device.

01:10:04.000 By my estimate, in observing these ballots, approximately 98% constituted votes for Joe Biden.

01:10:10.000 I only observed two of these ballots as votes for President Trump.

01:10:14.000 98%.

01:10:17.000 Which is bigger than Mugabe, bigger than EDMN, bigger than Milosevic.

01:10:23.000 The same affian further testified specifically to the breach of the chain of custody of the voting machines the night before the election, stating we typically receive the machines, the ballot marking devices on the Friday before the election with a chain of custody letter to be signed on Sunday, indicating that we'd received the machines and the counts on the machines when received,

01:10:42.000 and that the machines have been sealed.

01:10:44.000 In this case, they were asking to sign the chain of custody letter on Sunday, even though the machines were not delivered until 200.

01:10:53.000 Delivered until 2 a.m. in the morning on election day.

01:10:55.000 The Milton Precinct received its machines at 1 a.m., blah, blah, blah.

01:10:58.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

01:11:00.000 Even worse, even worse.

01:11:01.000 When we did receive the machines, they were not sealed or locked.

01:11:05.000 The serial numbers were not what were reflected on the related documentation.

01:11:09.000 Emphasis Murray's.

01:11:12.000 So that's a fucking doozy.

01:11:16.000 Allie was very worried about Georgia yesterday, and he prayed.

01:11:20.000 Was it yesterday?

01:11:22.000 Let's see.

01:11:23.000 That's 3-0?

01:11:25.000 3-0.

01:11:26.000 What are you saying yep for when you don't even have it up?

01:11:28.000 Because I was looking.

01:11:31.000 That was 23 hours ago.

01:11:34.000 So, yesterday.

01:11:34.000 I cannot believe what I'm witnessing happening in Georgia.

01:11:36.000 I've never seen anything like this in a first world country.

01:11:38.000 Corruption, dereliction of duty, obvious criminal conspiracy.

01:11:41.000 State actors shook it.

01:11:45.000 Pray, angels intervene.

01:11:47.000 And then soon after, 13 hours later, God intervened.

01:11:52.000 Our opponents cannot destroy evidence for at least 10 days in a surprise third ruling.

01:11:57.000 Praise God.

01:11:58.000 Keep up with the blind faith.

01:11:59.000 Prayer, fasting, abstaining, and good acts.

01:12:03.000 It's hard to not get biblical about all this shit, isn't it?

01:12:07.000 Here's probably the best article I've read about all this.

01:12:10.000 I got this from Jim Goad, 3-1.

01:12:13.000 Apparently a genius has been hired to intervene.

01:12:17.000 Dr. Kirshavartz Nia.

01:12:21.000 Smartest man in the room.

01:12:23.000 This guy's credentials are unbelievable.

01:12:25.000 He focuses on cybersecurity problems.

01:12:28.000 He's go to the top there.

01:12:31.000 He's one of the weightiest names in the world when it comes to this kind of stuff.

01:12:34.000 He's got a degree, like PhD.

01:12:36.000 What are his academic credentials?

01:12:38.000 We do respect academia when it's STEM.

01:12:42.000 In doing cybersecurity and technical counterintelligence work for the CIA, NSA, and FBI, he had spent decades connecting top secret dots.

01:12:49.000 After several months of working with Mr. Courtney, he began connecting those dots too.

01:12:53.000 He did not like where they led.

01:12:55.000 So what has he discovered?

01:12:57.000 One, Hammer and Scorecard is real, not a hoax, and both are used to manipulate election outcomes.

01:13:04.000 By the way, you'll notice when you listen to NPR or apparently even some cucks at the post, they always say unsubstantiated or he's falsely claimed the election was stolen.

01:13:14.000 Let's wait till the verdict is in before you say you falsely claim something.

01:13:18.000 Two, Dominion, ESS, Scheidel, and SmartMatic are all vulnerable to fraud and vote manipulation, and the mainstream media reported on these vulnerabilities in the past.

01:13:29.000 Three, Dominion has been used in other countries to forge election results.

01:13:34.000 Four, Dominion's corporate structure is deliberately confusing to hide relationships with Venezuela, China, and Cuba.

01:13:42.000 All socialist and or communist, and all our enemies.

01:13:47.000 Five, Dominion machines are easily hackable, as we learned from the New York Times professor.

01:13:51.000 I mean, sorry, I forget who the professor was, where he was at, but he did it live in class.

01:13:56.000 He was Harvard.

01:13:58.000 Dominion memory cards with cryptographic key access to the systems were stolen in 2019.

01:14:06.000 So we have the evidence.

01:14:09.000 A lot of it is circumstantial.

01:14:11.000 We don't have the smoking gun we'd want to guarantee a victory, but circumstantial evidence wins in cases like this.

01:14:19.000 We're not trying to prove someone was murdered.

01:14:21.000 We're trying to improve an election was stolen.

01:14:23.000 So the only question that really remains is, does the Supreme Court have the balls to pursue this?

01:14:29.000 We'll see.

01:14:30.000 And apparently today is a big day.

01:14:33.000 I don't know how those rallies went across the country, but I guess we'll see tomorrow in our new hit show Yesterday's News.

01:14:41.000 And of course, Tuesdays are the fun days where we don't have to catch up on four days of news.

01:14:47.000 So there'll be a lot of making fun of feminists.

01:14:50.000 But today we had to get serious.

01:14:53.000 All right, let's get less serious now as we pull down our pants and pull out the mail bag.

01:15:00.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.

01:15:04.000 Let's turn serious together's mailbag.

01:15:10.000 Let me touch it.

01:15:15.000 Ryan dug up an old letter from September when he was looking up a subject, and this guy wrote in saying that I've got a bad reputation, and I should be on Tucker Carlson regularly.

01:15:28.000 No, I'm curious.

01:15:29.000 That would really help.

01:15:30.000 Here it is.

01:15:34.000 I tried to call.

01:15:35.000 This is from September.

01:15:36.000 Dug up, we dusted this old chestnut off.

01:15:39.000 I see a big opportunity for you, he says in bold.

01:15:45.000 I received a call today, blah, blah, blah.

01:15:47.000 Yes, Trump did very well, but he says that he did not explicitly disavow white supremacists like the Proud Boys.

01:15:53.000 So then I basically got to explain to this guy that the Proud Boys are not racist, blah, blah, blah.

01:15:57.000 Most of it was no, couple thoughts, blah, blah, blah.

01:16:00.000 He goes on and on.

01:16:01.000 The media has stuffed you, Gavin, blah, blah, blah.

01:16:03.000 You should sue the New York Times, blah, blah, blah.

01:16:06.000 But I think in many ways, litigation is barking up the wrong tree.

01:16:10.000 Then now we're getting to the evidence.

01:16:12.000 I mean, sorry, what I really have to do, this is his advice.

01:16:17.000 You need to get on television, prime time television.

01:16:21.000 Think the nightly news, he says.

01:16:25.000 Think Tucker Carlson or Hannity, which Trump probably sees, by the way.

01:16:31.000 Regular Americans, you see, watch TV.

01:16:33.000 They watch Fox.

01:16:34.000 They watch OAN.

01:16:35.000 They might watch like Lester Holt, Nightly News.

01:16:38.000 Did you used to work at Fox?

01:16:40.000 Couldn't you contact an old buddy and get on there?

01:16:43.000 Especially now that everyone is talking about a group you created?

01:16:46.000 And if you wonder what the benefits are, they are chiefly twofold.

01:16:49.000 One, you will inform Middle America that you're not a white supremacist.

01:16:52.000 And two, you would increase your exposure.

01:16:55.000 You could also plug sensor.tv.

01:16:58.000 Perhaps you could double your subscribers in a short amount of time.

01:17:02.000 Anyway, some food for thought.

01:17:05.000 PB won't be trending forever.

01:17:06.000 If you must act, act quickly.

01:17:08.000 I got to ask this kid, how old are you?

01:17:14.000 It never occurred to me that I should, it would be good to get on Tucker, Carlson, and Hannity promoting Proud Boys and censored.Fucking TV.

01:17:25.000 And in his mind, this is what happens.

01:17:26.000 So you're on there.

01:17:27.000 You're like, it was a bright young man by the name of Blank Blank that brought this to my attention.

01:17:33.000 Tucker and Hannity are both like, thank you for coming on.

01:17:35.000 I can't believe we got you.

01:17:36.000 Who's the man behind this?

01:17:38.000 His name's Brendan.

01:17:42.000 This is from Guy.

01:17:43.000 Hitler mustache is actually a very deliberate choice.

01:17:46.000 Hitler had a normal mustache before World War I, but he had to change it to the iconic stash in order to have a gas mask completely airtight.

01:17:54.000 So I guess they go around like that.

01:17:57.000 So having the so-called Hitler mustache is actually a social declaration and signal, you spelt signal wrong, guy, to all other German veterans that he is still a soldier and that the war never really ended for him.

01:18:08.000 And another thing, please don't hang up.

01:18:10.000 No, No, no, sounds like we have a Nazi on our tail.

01:18:13.000 When someone knows a lot about Hitler and it's not insulting, you gotta go, hmm, something's fishy there.

01:18:19.000 Yeah, I stopped.

01:18:20.000 He was a vegetarian, but it was for health reasons.

01:18:23.000 And he grew his own yams and actually made a delicious pumpkin pie that he sold at a local market and it sold for twice the price of other pies.

01:18:31.000 People once called it the most delicious pie in Stuttgenfock.

01:18:35.000 I love your fake German.

01:18:36.000 One of my favorite sings ever.

01:18:39.000 Hi, Mr. Gavin.

01:18:40.000 Please consider bringing Sleazy P. Martini to contribute to your content network.

01:18:44.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:18:45.000 He's experienced and funny.

01:18:47.000 How many views does he have?

01:18:49.000 What the hell's going on?

01:18:52.000 Pushed the button and it said I was live.

01:18:56.000 I don't feel like I'm live.

01:18:58.000 Feeling, nearly dead.

01:19:02.000 I think I got the COVID.

01:19:05.000 I think my man Trump gave it to me.

01:19:07.000 You want me to skip in the middle or skip in the middle?

01:19:09.000 Yeah, skip in the middle.

01:19:11.000 Not into poetry slams.

01:19:13.000 Because, well, frankly, it's rap without music.

01:19:20.000 So, you know, let's get it together and put a beat to it.

01:19:25.000 Might get somebody to actually kid.

01:19:29.000 Everyone's a Luddite until they run at a shit paper, says Treeoxon.

01:19:35.000 No, thank you.

01:19:36.000 I know.

01:19:36.000 It seems really cool, though.

01:19:38.000 Well, it's not boring to look at, at least.

01:19:40.000 Yeah, it's like a really...

01:19:41.000 Maybe I'll give it a little more time, but it wasn't blown away.

01:19:43.000 Looks like flabbergasts.

01:19:44.000 Hey, Gavin Rye, here's a clip from Project Runway Season 13, episode 3 that aired on March 20th, 2019.

01:19:48.000 One of the contestants, Cavid Kupor, designed an outfit with a mask.

01:19:52.000 There was no mask theme, and no other contestants made a mask.

01:19:56.000 Just the guy named COVID.

01:19:58.000 No.

01:19:58.000 My mind doesn't know what to do with this.

01:20:01.000 COVID's luck.

01:20:03.000 Would you mind putting your mask back on?

01:20:05.000 Thank you.

01:20:06.000 I had not noticed COVID's detail.

01:20:09.000 This 3D applique.

01:20:12.000 I mean.

01:20:12.000 It just gets better.

01:20:13.000 What do you guys think of this mask?

01:20:14.000 It's sick.

01:20:15.000 I didn't intend it, but you must be hot.

01:20:17.000 You should probably take the mask off.

01:20:20.000 Why did she mention the mask like that?

01:20:23.000 I don't know.

01:20:24.000 The COVID thing was weird, obviously.

01:20:26.000 But the fact that she said, put on your mask, and what do you think of the mask?

01:20:31.000 Is Q a homo?

01:20:33.000 COVID's luck.

01:20:34.000 Did you mind putting your mask back on?

01:20:36.000 Thank you.

01:20:37.000 I had not noticed COVID's detail.

01:20:41.000 This 3D athlete.

01:20:43.000 I've never heard of the name COVID before either.

01:20:44.000 What do you guys think of this mask?

01:20:45.000 No.

01:20:46.000 It's sick.

01:20:47.000 Banana, but you must be hot.

01:20:49.000 You should probably take the mask off.

01:20:51.000 What was that little power play, too?

01:20:53.000 She just told him to put it back on.

01:20:54.000 Then she says, you should be hot.

01:20:55.000 Take it off.

01:20:56.000 That was two different.

01:20:58.000 I know.

01:20:58.000 But the other one was doing like an alpha female thing with the other one.

01:21:02.000 I override that bitch.

01:21:03.000 Yeah.

01:21:04.000 Yeah.

01:21:05.000 The name COVID.

01:21:06.000 What the hell?

01:21:08.000 I never heard of that before.

01:21:10.000 That sounds really crazy.

01:21:12.000 It's Indian, Hindu.

01:21:15.000 Okay.

01:21:16.000 So that was weird.

01:21:18.000 But it's sort of like all those pandemic books where they go, this was predicted in a book about the pandemic in 1990.

01:21:26.000 You're like, yeah, there's been a lot of shit out there.

01:21:28.000 We're going to have some weird coincidences.

01:21:30.000 This happened with 9-11 too, like 9 plus 11.

01:21:33.000 And then you add up the twin towers.

01:21:35.000 That's two.

01:21:36.000 And then it happens to be September.

01:21:39.000 Remember the dollars?

01:21:40.000 The dollar bill thing?

01:21:41.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:41.000 The folder dollar bill, and it shows you what's going to happen.

01:21:44.000 That blew my friggin mind.

01:21:45.000 It blew your tiny, stupid mind.

01:21:47.000 I was like, dude, there it is right there.

01:21:51.000 Sup, Gavin, Ryan, San.

01:21:53.000 I think a lot of us would benefit from having a soundboard app with all of your sound clips.

01:21:56.000 I quote the show at work with friends all the time.

01:21:59.000 It'd be a cool idea to consider.

01:22:01.000 Wachunyori mo anata wo aishi tiai masu.

01:22:05.000 That means I like you more than a friend.

01:22:07.000 No, I'm into that.

01:22:09.000 Yeah, that sounds awesome.

01:22:11.000 Dear G-Dog, I'm sure that you know that Gutfeld does an animals are great segment on the five.

01:22:16.000 No, I did not do that.

01:22:17.000 I do not watch anything but Tucker on Fox.

01:22:20.000 And I think it'd be great to see you be the contrarian with Animals are fucking losers on a regular basis.

01:22:25.000 Your commentary on the planet show was fucking high quality comedy.

01:22:28.000 Doing a daily segment would probably help us subscribers get our fix.

01:22:32.000 Yeah, I could do that.

01:22:33.000 That's a good idea.

01:22:34.000 I'm not burning that suggestion.

01:22:38.000 Loser.

01:22:39.000 And it's interesting that Guttfeldt, who may or may not be gay, doesn't have kids.

01:22:45.000 It's like Ricky Gervais loves his dogs.

01:22:49.000 When you have an actual human who does things and contributes, and then you see a dog, you're just like, get this out of here.

01:22:55.000 Like my little dog comes up to me and puts his paw on me, like, pet me, pet me.

01:22:59.000 And I just go, no.

01:23:02.000 No.

01:23:04.000 I'll pet one of my fellow humans that I made.

01:23:06.000 How about bearded dragon?

01:23:08.000 What?

01:23:09.000 Bearded dragon.

01:23:10.000 What about a bearded dragon?

01:23:12.000 They're pretty cool.

01:23:13.000 We should have like weird reptiles plus the mantis shrimp and reptiles?

01:23:17.000 Every time I see a reptile, I think, ha ha, you fucking loser.

01:23:20.000 You lost.

01:23:22.000 Mammals won.

01:23:23.000 You were eating us, shitting on us.

01:23:25.000 Then it got cold out and you disappeared.

01:23:28.000 We were underground.

01:23:29.000 We came back up.

01:23:30.000 And now, look at you.

01:23:31.000 The best you can do is birds.

01:23:34.000 Lizards and birds.

01:23:35.000 Losers and losers.

01:23:37.000 Ha ha.

01:23:39.000 Hey, Gavin Rygai found a solid drop at the two-minute mark.

01:23:42.000 I predict this will suck.

01:23:45.000 And now the President of the United States.

01:23:47.000 Two minutes.

01:23:48.000 Let's go.

01:23:51.000 Massive dump.

01:23:52.000 This election was over, and then they did dumps.

01:23:55.000 They call them dumps.

01:23:56.000 Big, massive dumps.

01:23:59.000 Okay.

01:24:00.000 That's pretty good.

01:24:02.000 Hey, Gavin Ryan.

01:24:03.000 Oh, Tommy Robinson update.

01:24:04.000 Good.

01:24:04.000 Tommy appeared in court today accused of assaulting a man who sexually abused his daughter.

01:24:09.000 So he was at the pool, and this guy was fault.

01:24:12.000 I think he grabbed his daughter's waist or something or touched her buttocks.

01:24:16.000 And I don't know if the guy knew it was Tommy Robinson's daughter or not.

01:24:19.000 I can't remember.

01:24:20.000 But Tommy, of course, knocks him out, doesn't knock him out, but punches him, and then holds him there for the authorities.

01:24:25.000 And he, Tommy, gets accused of assault.

01:24:29.000 Someone sexually molests your daughter and you're in trouble.

01:24:33.000 What would you suggest I do?

01:24:36.000 Just say, uh-oh, I hope he doesn't get away.

01:24:38.000 And then the guy grabs his shit and runs.

01:24:40.000 Oh, well, sorry, honey.

01:24:42.000 He got away.

01:24:43.000 I did call the police, though, and they should be the ones handling it.

01:24:46.000 I shouldn't handle my own affairs with my daughter.

01:24:49.000 The beast got a bloody nose as Tommy apprehended him.

01:24:52.000 God, you're lucky you'd get away with that.

01:24:53.000 I would fucking murder you.

01:24:55.000 Anyway, Tommy's just left the court and surprisingly didn't get jailed.

01:24:58.000 He got 300 hours community service in order to pay court costs.

01:25:02.000 The beast is appearing at court next year.

01:25:04.000 Love you more than a fat kid loves cake.

01:25:06.000 Big Stevie in fucking Glasgow.

01:25:08.000 I wish I knew you'd run Glasgow so I could have done that waste entire time in home anyway.

01:25:13.000 Magic.

01:25:14.000 Fucking magic.

01:25:16.000 Brilliant sores.

01:25:18.000 Fucking brilliant bugman.

01:25:20.000 You're used people.

01:25:21.000 That's fucking magic.

01:25:23.000 So as.

01:25:26.000 But it's good that Tommy, you know, punched that guy and got his 300 hours because he's saying to the rest of us, I don't care what the court says, just do it.

01:25:35.000 Here's what'll happen to you.

01:25:36.000 You'll get 300 hours.

01:25:37.000 Then two people do it.

01:25:39.000 They get less hours.

01:25:40.000 They can't.

01:25:41.000 It's like Lenore Skinesi said in Free Range Kids.

01:25:43.000 They can't arrest us all.

01:25:45.000 He gets community service for providing community service.

01:25:48.000 Yeah.

01:25:49.000 How about for my community service?

01:25:50.000 I just beat the shit out of pedophiles.

01:25:52.000 I'll work at various pools.

01:25:54.000 And every time a Pakistani molests a little kid, I'll kick his ass.

01:25:58.000 Yeah.

01:25:58.000 Yo, G-Dog and shit lips.

01:26:00.000 Okay, that sucks to hear.

01:26:03.000 And have that.

01:26:04.000 It's got to burn.

01:26:05.000 It does.

01:26:05.000 I was watching Yellowstone on Paramount this weekend, and every commercial break they showed a preview for this made-for-TV Christmas movie called Dashing in December.

01:26:14.000 Sounds pretty gay, right?

01:26:18.000 Get to see you, too.

01:26:20.000 What has it been?

01:26:21.000 Two years?

01:26:22.000 We just space-time two months ago.

01:26:26.000 Leave your fancy shoes out here, and I'll hose them off.

01:26:29.000 Let's wink with the music.

01:26:31.000 Isn't that Andy McDowell?

01:26:33.000 She was in Scrooge.

01:26:36.000 Heath, Heath, Pete.

01:26:37.000 I'm sorry.

01:26:38.000 It's okay.

01:26:39.000 What's our not drinking?

01:26:41.000 Yeah.

01:26:42.000 I brought the terrible wine.

01:26:47.000 Look at all the faux puzzles so far.

01:26:48.000 He stepped in poo and criticized a bottle of wine.

01:26:52.000 Gay men can't act.

01:26:54.000 Why did you come here to work?

01:26:55.000 Some of us just like being here.

01:26:58.000 Not everyone needs more.

01:27:00.000 Oh.

01:27:03.000 Sorry.

01:27:03.000 It's this one.

01:27:05.000 Oh, they're literally gay.

01:27:09.000 You're not really that distant, are you?

01:27:13.000 Gay?

01:27:14.000 I'm just doing it.

01:27:16.000 Awesome.

01:27:17.000 Moving to New York.

01:27:18.000 I was choosing greener pastures when I left home in the streets.

01:27:22.000 Sometimes you just have to find a way to farm.

01:27:25.000 I found browner pastures for what you have.

01:27:29.000 I went to New York trying to find AIDS, and I got it.

01:27:33.000 And I'm bringing it back home to you.

01:27:47.000 What about the poor women involved in that?

01:27:49.000 The guy's girlfriend's like, um, I had life planned out with you.

01:27:52.000 What the fuck?

01:27:53.000 Big fan, Adam.

01:27:54.000 I want to fuck with my flip-flops on.

01:27:55.000 Adam, that was beautiful.

01:27:57.000 But I think it's a total rip-off of a movie I saw with the legally blonde chick and Matthew McConaughey.

01:28:04.000 Reese Witherspoon?

01:28:05.000 Rhys Witherspoon.

01:28:07.000 And he comes back for some wedding or something.

01:28:10.000 And she's like, oh, you left our lonely, lowly, little shitty southern town because you're too big for your britches.

01:28:15.000 It's called Mud?

01:28:17.000 Maybe.

01:28:18.000 No, it's pretty old.

01:28:20.000 And then he's like, I think he actually has that same line.

01:28:23.000 Like, I went to New York to find something, and I didn't realize it was right here all along.

01:28:27.000 I'm like, it's mud.

01:28:33.000 Unless they've been in multiple movies together.

01:28:36.000 Someone's living here.

01:28:38.000 No, that was like an action thriller, like, horror, super intense thing.

01:28:42.000 This was just a cheesy chick flick.

01:28:46.000 ODED.

01:28:47.000 Chinese sociologist Dr. Li Yi, we are driving America to its death.

01:28:52.000 COVID-19 has been beneficial.

01:28:56.000 Uh-oh.

01:28:57.000 Chinese sociologist Dr. Yi Li, we are driving for China, North Korea.

01:29:04.000 And there will be no U.S.-China war, but we will take over Taiwan.

01:29:07.000 Okay, don't care.

01:29:09.000 I noticed a lot of people criticize me for saying that Taiwan is in China.

01:29:14.000 Okay, why was my return address when I lived there?

01:29:18.000 Why did it end in ROC, Republic of China?

01:29:24.000 I don't care about what you're doing.

01:29:26.000 You can take over Taiwan.

01:29:27.000 Good.

01:29:28.000 Fuck him.

01:29:30.000 I guess we should be reporting on the giant riots in Paris.

01:29:35.000 I used to say I only care about the West.

01:29:36.000 I'm kind of giving up on a lot of Europe, too.

01:29:39.000 I don't care.

01:29:40.000 I'm sorry.

01:29:41.000 It's just my emotions.

01:29:43.000 Don't tell me my feelings are wrong.

01:29:45.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:29:45.000 Just want your thoughts on Copper Cab's logic.

01:29:48.000 Check out his recent short TikTok video.

01:29:50.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:29:51.000 All right, let's see.

01:30:01.000 And we're using condoms, protection.

01:30:02.000 We're not going to have kids.

01:30:03.000 I mean, we're half siblings.

01:30:05.000 It's only half weird.

01:30:06.000 I mean, half-weird.

01:30:07.000 That's a good point, Copper Cab.

01:30:09.000 It's only half weird.

01:30:10.000 He has to keep exaggerating more and more as society becomes more and more depraved.

01:30:17.000 Okay, here's a letter that we could have put in our COVID section.

01:30:20.000 I should probably go through the letters before we fuck in poo our pants before we do the show.

01:30:28.000 Debunking Trump tweets.

01:30:30.000 No big win in Georgia for Team Kraken.

01:30:32.000 A claim that Trump's legal supporters won a major injunction and trying to overturn election results in Georgia proved to be short-lived.

01:30:38.000 Well, it doesn't, my friend, because we prayed.

01:30:42.000 And now we get a freeze for 10 days, don't we?

01:30:45.000 Raiding outdates.

01:30:48.000 Ah, I've never seen that before.

01:30:51.000 Frankly.

01:30:53.000 It ends with...

01:30:56.000 What, an update?

01:31:00.000 Anyway.

01:31:02.000 Yeah, it's not over till the fat lady sings, kids.

01:31:04.000 All right, last one.

01:31:05.000 Dearest criminal duo, Stabbin Gavin, and Fag Zone Capone.

01:31:09.000 What does Nova Scotia, why does Nova Scotia send a Christmas tree to Boston every year around December 6th?

01:31:15.000 A thread about why the West is the best.

01:31:18.000 Sounds like it's going to be long.

01:31:19.000 A tree from Nova Scotia is now in Boston Common.

01:31:22.000 The Nova Scotians send one a year.

01:31:23.000 Why?

01:31:26.000 It's December 1917.

01:31:27.000 Canada's been at war for more than three years.

01:31:29.000 But children in Halifax are excited because it's almost Christmas.

01:31:31.000 On December 6th, two ships collide in Halifax Harbor.

01:31:34.000 Sparks fire, black smoke.

01:31:36.000 People watch from windows.

01:31:37.000 Children walking to school went to the shoreline.

01:31:39.000 One ship is carrying relief supplies for war-torn Belgium.

01:31:43.000 The other is laden with 2.9 kilotons of explosives.

01:31:46.000 He could have run, he could have saved himself, but he stayed to warn incoming trains.

01:31:50.000 The passengers survived.

01:31:51.000 Vince Coleman did not.

01:31:54.000 The explosion and subsequent tsunami leveled everything within 1.5 square miles.

01:31:58.000 The blast shattered windows 60 miles away.

01:32:02.000 Fishermen off the coast of Massachusetts said they heard the boom.

01:32:05.000 The ship's anchor landed 2.3 miles away.

01:32:09.000 What?

01:32:10.000 Holy shit.

01:32:12.000 That's crazy.

01:32:14.000 1,600 people died instantly, another 400 within days.

01:32:16.000 Children never made it to school, never returned home.

01:32:18.000 Shrapnel wounded thousands, blinding those who stood in windows watching the blaze.

01:32:23.000 When a blizzard hit the next day, 25,000 were without shelter.

01:32:30.000 Canadian military members rushed to the scene.

01:32:32.000 British soldiers are amongst the first rescue teams sent ashore.

01:32:35.000 Okay, doctors and nurses poured in from neighboring towns.

01:32:38.000 When word reached Boston, details were scant.

01:32:41.000 Governor Samuel McCall offered assistance.

01:32:44.000 Hey, computer, how far is Halifax from Boston?

01:32:51.000 From Boston.

01:32:52.000 Halifax is 663.9 miles away by car.

01:32:56.000 That's really fucking far.

01:33:01.000 When an official at Halifax first read this letter from the governor, he broke down in tears.

01:33:05.000 And it says, it is evident from all reports on hand that thousands are in great distress as a result of the great catastrophe, which has spread death and devastation in Halifax.

01:33:14.000 Generous contributions will be needed to carry on the work of relieving immediate distress by providing clothes, food, medicines, blah, blah, blah.

01:33:20.000 Cash will be required to do this.

01:33:22.000 And so the governor, is he a governor?

01:33:26.000 Governor Samuel McCall offered assistance immediately via telegraph.

01:33:30.000 Less than 12 hours after the explosion, a train left Boston with doctors, nurses, and supplies.

01:33:35.000 The train was the first of many shipments of medical personnel and supplies.

01:33:39.000 Oh, that almost got me.

01:33:43.000 You almost got me.

01:33:47.000 On the train to Halifax, Abraham Ratshevsky heard rumors about the situation, but still was shocked upon arrival.

01:33:53.000 An awful sight presented itself.

01:33:54.000 Buildings shattered on all sides.

01:33:56.000 Chaos apparent.

01:33:57.000 No order existed.

01:33:59.000 So it brought tears to your eyes.

01:34:00.000 We got to get on with the show here.

01:34:02.000 This is horrible.

01:34:02.000 We'll look it up.

01:34:07.000 Don't bad timing.

01:34:12.000 No.

01:34:12.000 Too soon.

01:34:13.000 Americans stayed behind for months, years in some cases.

01:34:15.000 Nova Scotians never forgot the unconditional support.

01:34:18.000 How could we ever forget?

01:34:19.000 The tree in Boston Commonists from Nova Scotia.

01:34:21.000 What?

01:34:23.000 So they sent a tree.

01:34:25.000 They're not really being very specific about why they chose a tree or anything.

01:34:31.000 Anyway, great story.

01:34:33.000 Interesting.

01:34:33.000 And we always forget in war, we always assume it's like bad guy shoots good guy, and then they died on the battlefield.

01:34:39.000 But there's so many other deaths from training, from when the war is over, guys being carted home on B-52 bombers, safe, the war is over, and then that plane crashes.

01:34:50.000 Explosives on their way to Belgium explode in Halifax, kill thousands.

01:34:56.000 All right.

01:34:58.000 Guess what it's time for, folks?

01:35:02.000 I'm gonna...

01:35:03.000 Should I guess?

01:35:04.000 You should guess.

01:35:05.000 I think it's the final video.

01:35:25.000 This...

01:35:27.000 You know, we often talk about how women can make themselves so attractive.

01:35:31.000 They just don't be fat.

01:35:34.000 You know, put on some makeup, have some high-heel shoes.

01:35:37.000 And it's pretty easy to stay above five no matter what you look like.

01:35:42.000 Even if you're a fat, ugly pig.

01:35:44.000 But men are also capable of making themselves so fucking disgusting.

01:35:50.000 And that's not just their lifestyle, getting fat, growing out a big, long neckbeard, but also becoming mentally disgusting.

01:35:57.000 And just playing video games and indulging in this infantilized adulthood, these pathetic, wrinkled teenagers, basement dwellers.

01:36:05.000 And I thought after crapping on women all the time, this would be a great opportunity to show you how utterly disgusting the modern American male can be.

01:36:14.000 Even look at the cords on his microphone.

01:36:18.000 What are my fetishes?

01:36:19.000 asked Swinnerders.

01:36:20.000 I don't really have anything that I consider a fetish.

01:36:23.000 I have things that I'm interested in.

01:36:25.000 Two fantasies that I don't expect I'm ever going to be able to fulfill is I'm really into pregnant women for some reason.

01:36:34.000 The tinier they are to begin with, and the bigger their belly distends, the more hot I think it is.

01:36:41.000 And I've also always really want...

01:36:44.000 This is him, the black hole in his stomach that he usually fills with Doritos, craving love and marriage and knowing deep down that he will never reproduce.

01:36:55.000 That haunts him.

01:36:57.000 His brain, he knows that cavemen fought off saber-toothed tigers and Russians fought in World War II and made it here.

01:37:04.000 And one of them jumped off a boat and swam to like fucking New York.

01:37:09.000 And then their family, after he got married, they moved to Milwaukee and became farmers, even though the snow was crippling in the winters and all that work, all those thousands of years.

01:37:19.000 And then he's like, the end.

01:37:23.000 And so he genetically recognizes that and his shame comes out as sexual perversions.

01:37:30.000 To fuck a woman in her wedding dress, preferably on her wedding day.

01:37:35.000 But I'm flexible on that part.

01:37:37.000 You should be.

01:37:38.000 I don't think either of these is ever going to happen.

01:37:41.000 Yeah.

01:37:41.000 Odds are pretty good.

01:37:42.000 You make the Wookiee sound.

01:37:43.000 I'm not very good at it, Bear Girls.

01:37:51.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 30, 2020

S03E45 - RONAGADES [2020-11-30 - S03E45 - RONAGADES]

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