Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E48 - HOMOWEEN [2020-12-07 - S03E48

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:20.000 I look in the mirror.

00:00:25.000 All these lines on my face getting clearer.

00:00:34.000 You think he's an octoroon?

00:00:36.000 Yeah, that hair does look a little spicy.

00:00:40.000 Can you be a third black?

00:00:43.000 Peigot, sounds French, but it goes like orders, right?

00:00:47.000 My kids are 25%.

00:00:56.000 Oh, the voice too.

00:00:57.000 Sure, sure.

00:01:08.000 I knew a guy like that who was a Nazi skinhead when he was a teenager.

00:01:13.000 Always bitching about Jews.

00:01:15.000 And I found out his dad was black.

00:01:18.000 He was a Nazi skinhead, and his dad was black.

00:01:20.000 And I go, wait, you're very light-skinned.

00:01:23.000 I go, you're fucking black?

00:01:26.000 And I go, you fucking hypocrite.

00:01:28.000 And he goes, hey, I never said nothing about the niggas.

00:01:32.000 So was Jews.

00:01:34.000 When you think back, you're like, hey, you're off the hook.

00:01:37.000 Yeah, then I had a I see dead people flashback was like, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews, Jews.

00:01:49.000 Come back to you.

00:01:52.000 Sing with me.

00:01:53.000 Thank you for sending us that.

00:01:55.000 Oliver Pigot.

00:01:56.000 Pigot or Pigot.

00:01:58.000 It sucks.

00:01:59.000 It does not say it.

00:02:00.000 You're not a good singer.

00:02:00.000 It rocks.

00:02:01.000 Retarded.

00:02:01.000 What you sent us.

00:02:02.000 It looks like shit.

00:02:03.000 It sounds terrible.

00:02:04.000 You're a retard.

00:02:05.000 Mentally ill, I think.

00:02:07.000 I think it rocks.

00:02:07.000 I'm actually scared of you.

00:02:08.000 I'm actually scared of you.

00:02:09.000 That's who's going to kill.

00:02:11.000 Like, who killed John Lennon?

00:02:13.000 A fan.

00:02:14.000 Someone who was rejected.

00:02:16.000 Or, no, he wasn't even rejected.

00:02:18.000 John Lennon signed his album.

00:02:21.000 His record.

00:02:22.000 So he just wanted to be famous.

00:02:25.000 That's who I'm most scared of.

00:02:26.000 Antifa, I'll fight him all day.

00:02:29.000 I had a nightmare last night.

00:02:31.000 And this is what's great about boxing.

00:02:32.000 This is why you should always box, kids.

00:02:36.000 There was people coming to work on my front lawn.

00:02:39.000 And then I saw, I knew they were workers because they had the X here, like the reflective vest, the fluorescent vest.

00:02:45.000 And I was like, okay, I guess there's a water main blown.

00:02:47.000 And then I look closer and I see they have Halloween masks, like clowns and stuff.

00:02:51.000 It's like the purge.

00:02:53.000 And I was just like, yes, it's on.

00:02:55.000 And I ran at them and was chasing them around in my nightmare as they were like, fuck, we're not purging this one.

00:03:04.000 So it makes you enjoy conflict.

00:03:06.000 And from the Butthole Surfer song, 22 Going On 23, that's where I get most of my psychiatric research.

00:03:14.000 When you have dreams and you don't come out the winner in them, that's what depression is.

00:03:21.000 I'm not sure what came first, the chicken or the egg, but what you're supposed to do in a dream is if you lose or something bad's going on, try to get back to sleep and vanquish yourself.

00:03:33.000 Kill the guy who fucked with you.

00:03:36.000 I remember I was having this nightmare for the longest time.

00:03:38.000 This was years ago.

00:03:40.000 Where was I in my life?

00:03:42.000 I think it was post-Vice, but pre-anything else.

00:03:47.000 And I would just beat the living shit out of some guy reluctantly.

00:03:52.000 He was chasing me and chasing me up and down alleys, and I would stop and kick the shit out of him, destroy him, and then he'd be like a bloody mess.

00:03:59.000 And then I'd go, leave me alone.

00:04:00.000 And then I would get up and start running.

00:04:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:04:02.000 And he would just come like, and I go, for fuck's sakes.

00:04:06.000 And I'd be hiding in doorways and stuff.

00:04:07.000 And he'd come around the corner like, where is he?

00:04:12.000 And I go, dude, oh, there he is.

00:04:15.000 And I would just go, smash, smash, smash, smash.

00:04:19.000 Trying to knock him out so he couldn't chase me anymore.

00:04:21.000 And then he'd just keep getting up.

00:04:25.000 I've had that dream, and I've also done that in real life.

00:04:28.000 I fought a kid on a playground, this black kid on a playground, and he was like pushing me around.

00:04:32.000 Did you fight him because he was black and you're racist?

00:04:34.000 Yeah.

00:04:35.000 Okay.

00:04:36.000 And so I went up to his mom.

00:04:38.000 He was pushing me around and stuff.

00:04:39.000 And I went up to his mom.

00:04:41.000 You shouldn't have made this black kid.

00:04:42.000 I didn't beat him up yet.

00:04:43.000 Okay.

00:04:44.000 But I said, he's bad.

00:04:46.000 He's a bad kid.

00:04:47.000 And she was like, whatever.

00:04:49.000 And so then eventually at the top of the slide, he did something.

00:04:52.000 And then like, I wound up, I just remember kind of like coming to, and I was like, ground and pounding him.

00:04:57.000 And I was crying.

00:04:57.000 And I was like, why are you making me do this?

00:05:01.000 Yeah.

00:05:02.000 And I've had dreams like that since.

00:05:04.000 Oof, like six?

00:05:05.000 Like young.

00:05:07.000 I'm not sure you're remembering it properly.

00:05:09.000 I'd like to say that that guy's song was really good.

00:05:11.000 And I think he's.

00:05:12.000 You're such a pussy.

00:05:13.000 Every time someone sends us something, like those shitty shirts.

00:05:16.000 This is all.

00:05:17.000 Those are actually pretty nice.

00:05:18.000 Bryce made me an awesome.

00:05:20.000 Thanks, Bryce.

00:05:20.000 You're a woman.

00:05:22.000 I really do like it.

00:05:23.000 You're a girl.

00:05:23.000 I think what separates this guy here from a lot of other people that try to do music is he's bringing it.

00:05:29.000 And it's like, he's got a different voice.

00:05:31.000 On the voice, you're the wimpy one who's like, thanks for coming.

00:05:35.000 Howie Mandel.

00:05:36.000 The woman.

00:05:36.000 You're the woman.

00:05:37.000 Oh, fuck.

00:05:39.000 He's kind of got the Joe Cocker thing where he's like, he does these moves.

00:05:44.000 Not up.

00:05:45.000 And then he sings different.

00:05:48.000 So I think he did great.

00:05:49.000 How did Joe Cocker get a career?

00:05:51.000 I don't know.

00:05:52.000 But he's different.

00:05:53.000 Someone else sent us something.

00:05:55.000 We have a little Mexican Indian Joker.

00:05:57.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:05:58.000 Some of these things on my list.

00:06:00.000 Some complaints will be lies.

00:06:02.000 You're not a nice person.

00:06:04.000 But it's because they're on Ryan's computer and he showed them to me.

00:06:07.000 I don't get sent stuff.

00:06:08.000 Probably because I react the way I just have.

00:06:12.000 Let's get a P.O. box.

00:06:13.000 We can't tell people where our studio is, but if we get a P.O. box, you can get your stupid presents and they can go fill the disgusting fag zone.

00:06:21.000 You guys should see his room.

00:06:23.000 I picked him up this morning.

00:06:24.000 I cleaned it recently.

00:06:25.000 To go into the city?

00:06:27.000 Not this morning?

00:06:28.000 It looks br- You call that clean?

00:06:30.000 I cleaned it recently.

00:06:32.000 Oh my god, it's shocking.

00:06:35.000 Shocking.

00:06:36.000 If I was to show people.

00:06:37.000 Why don't we just show people?

00:06:38.000 Should we do that?

00:06:39.000 Wait, you have a.

00:06:40.000 Yes.

00:06:42.000 I think I just took a picture of it yesterday.

00:06:45.000 Oh, no, it was FaceTiming.

00:06:48.000 Yeah, it's.

00:06:49.000 Oh, my God.

00:06:50.000 I hope I didn't delete it.

00:06:51.000 I've been purging my pics.

00:06:53.000 It's not looking good, folks.

00:06:55.000 But don't worry.

00:06:55.000 Next time I go there, I'll just take another one, and it will be hoarders.

00:06:59.000 Literally hoarders levels.

00:07:01.000 No.

00:07:02.000 Yes, Ryan.

00:07:03.000 You have a hoarder.

00:07:04.000 There's no dead cats.

00:07:06.000 I'll give you that.

00:07:07.000 No, because I eat them all.

00:07:09.000 There's no dead cats.

00:07:10.000 There's no rotting food, although his kitchen is full of rotting food.

00:07:14.000 No, it's not.

00:07:15.000 I just cleaned that, too.

00:07:16.000 But there was.

00:07:17.000 Wait, why are you sending me a video?

00:07:18.000 Are you sending it to yourself?

00:07:19.000 Yes.

00:07:20.000 So, Mexican Joker face, I have to wait for him to follow me back.

00:07:25.000 Why?

00:07:26.000 How did you...

00:07:27.000 You showed me.

00:07:28.000 Yeah, but it's gone.

00:07:30.000 This is a fan-made one, too.

00:07:31.000 I think everybody should send it an Instagram.

00:07:33.000 Wait, how can you show me on your phone and you can't show me on a computer?

00:07:36.000 Because I'm not logged into my Instagram.

00:07:37.000 I think...

00:07:38.000 I don't know if I tried to, but I'm scared to because it has the same IP address.

00:07:42.000 So I couldn't make my Instagram.

00:07:45.000 Show it to the camera on your phone.

00:07:46.000 Oh, okay.

00:07:47.000 Oh, okay.

00:07:48.000 We got this one.

00:07:51.000 I couldn't.

00:07:55.000 It's not it.

00:07:58.000 It's amazing.

00:08:01.000 We gotta go.

00:08:04.000 Indian Joker, buddy.

00:08:06.000 Come on, buddy.

00:08:06.000 You're just crunching your nose, my little chief.

00:08:10.000 That's not what you're doing, dude.

00:08:12.000 You got to get into it.

00:08:14.000 You know what?

00:08:15.000 I got some news for you, Buster.

00:08:17.000 Your uncle is a donkey.

00:08:22.000 He's good.

00:08:23.000 Yeah.

00:08:24.000 His eyes are gone.

00:08:25.000 That's better than us.

00:08:26.000 Yeah.

00:08:28.000 Oh, they're back.

00:08:29.000 And so he posts this without explaining to any of his followers that may not watch the show what the fuck's going on.

00:08:35.000 Has he got a lot of followers?

00:08:36.000 No, but his friends are like, what the fuck is this?

00:08:38.000 What the fuck is that?

00:08:39.000 You need to stop.

00:08:40.000 Stop encouraging him.

00:08:43.000 What are you doing?

00:08:45.000 So if fans send in Jokerface, would that be a good thing?

00:08:48.000 Sure, yeah.

00:08:48.000 Let's get some Joker faces in.

00:08:50.000 Send them to Mailbag.

00:08:51.000 Please stop sending stuff to my personal email.

00:08:53.000 We're not friends.

00:08:56.000 A fly just flew by me, Ryan.

00:08:59.000 This is a fun book.

00:09:02.000 It's especially a fun book for your doctor scientist relative buddy.

00:09:07.000 Buddy.

00:09:09.000 Because it's about how Steve Jobs doing LSD...

00:09:12.000 What is this now?

00:09:14.000 I can't answer that.

00:09:17.000 Steve Jobs doing LSD changed him.

00:09:22.000 And it's all different scientists.

00:09:24.000 The guy who sequenced the genome for the first time ever.

00:09:27.000 What the hell was his name again?

00:09:31.000 Secret Anarchy.

00:09:32.000 How it begins, the delinquents, Masters of Illusion.

00:09:36.000 Was it Chris?

00:09:37.000 James Watson?

00:09:40.000 Anyway, it's various scientists talking about how LSD expanded their brains and enabled them to think outside the box.

00:09:51.000 So the good thing, I bought this for a relative of mine who's a scientist, and he thinks I'm a weirdo.

00:09:58.000 He's a scientist.

00:09:58.000 This is scientists doing weirdo stuff.

00:10:01.000 So we're bonding.

00:10:03.000 And he was very open to it.

00:10:04.000 He didn't take acid or anything.

00:10:07.000 So it's a great fun book.

00:10:09.000 I remember being on mushrooms as a teenager once, and I was walking.

00:10:17.000 We were walking through the suburbs of Kanata, Ontario, and I was looking in, we were seeing houses and stuff.

00:10:25.000 And I thought, everyone thinks there's all this gossip going on, and ooh, what's going on in there?

00:10:29.000 Someone's fucking and blah, blah, blah.

00:10:31.000 And I just, I had this epiphany where I saw how mundane we all are.

00:10:37.000 Not in a negative way, per se, but just like we inject all this color and excitement in the things we can't see.

00:10:43.000 But ultimately, when you do, you look at them, you go, I remember in Vice days, I used to go through all my employees' emails after work, expecting like some gossip, like, I'm in love with Joel, eh?

00:10:56.000 And it was just like, you know, that's got to be on our desk by Friday, blah, blah, blah.

00:11:00.000 It was really just normal stuff.

00:11:03.000 I don't want to say boring, normal.

00:11:04.000 So I saw through the walls of the homes we were walking by, and I saw like a guy in a bath, and I saw someone watching TV, and I saw someone cutting a grilled cheese in half, and not really doing anything.

00:11:14.000 The grilled cheese would be the most exciting thing.

00:11:16.000 And I don't know why that was such a huge epiphany, but it changed me forever.

00:11:22.000 What about you, Ryan?

00:11:23.000 Well, yeah, I could relate to that.

00:11:26.000 I could relate to that.

00:11:27.000 It's like when you meet a famous person, it's like their body of work is usually, it seems so larger than life because of the way it's presented on TV and there's editing.

00:11:37.000 But then you meet somebody, you're like, oh, hey.

00:11:39.000 And so at the end of the day, there's nothing really visually exciting.

00:11:41.000 Maybe lightning.

00:11:44.000 Otherwise, the world's pretty...

00:11:46.000 A lot of celebrities I've met are exceptional.

00:11:50.000 Like Jimmy Kimmel, he's politically a nightmare, but could you do what he does?

00:11:55.000 No.

00:11:56.000 No.

00:11:57.000 He's really good at drawing, too.

00:11:58.000 He's a great cartoonist.

00:12:00.000 Or Justin Thoreau.

00:12:01.000 He can act in movies.

00:12:02.000 He does serious.

00:12:03.000 He does comedy.

00:12:04.000 And then he writes a gem like Tropic Thunder.

00:12:07.000 Maybe some famous people are better than us.

00:12:10.000 Some complaints will be famous.

00:12:12.000 Some are fucking losers, though.

00:12:14.000 And Russell Brand and Matthew McConaughey would fall into that category.

00:12:19.000 Russell Brand is, he's the child of a single mom, and he never got love from his parents.

00:12:26.000 So everything is about me, me, me, me, me.

00:12:28.000 And when you run an interview with that attitude, the questions are fucking long.

00:12:35.000 Like Larry King, suspender man, he would, he grew up in Brooklyn with a loving family, and he would just ask a question, and half the time, the other person's doing most of the talking.

00:12:45.000 Joe Rogan is good for that, too.

00:12:48.000 When they do interviews, they let the other person talk.

00:12:50.000 Russell Brand is like interviewing himself, and his guest is a tagalong.

00:12:56.000 But they're both equally retarded.

00:12:57.000 Check out these gifted individuals.

00:13:00.000 People come from anywhere.

00:13:01.000 Now, we live in a time, I feel, in my country and yours, where there's this sort of thing where I have sensed a lot of condemnation and criticism of what I might describe as ordinary working people, a kind of offhandedness of like, oh, they're dumb.

00:13:15.000 They're voting for Brexit.

00:13:17.000 They're voting for Trump.

00:13:18.000 I don't like it, and I don't like to hear it because of my own experience.

00:13:23.000 This is considered a brave stance in Hollywood.

00:13:25.000 I don't see working-class people as human garbage.

00:13:30.000 Well, aren't you the little freedom fighter?

00:13:33.000 Thanks.

00:13:35.000 You think we're lovable?

00:13:37.000 Experiences and my own upbringing, which I'll happily testify are not nearly so dramatic as yours there.

00:13:43.000 But like in terms of where I sit in a class grid, it's you know, like I go like this.

00:13:48.000 I spent enough time with Mark George Clooney.

00:13:53.000 Trump's not going to be president.

00:13:55.000 There's not going to be a president.

00:13:56.000 There's a thing they do, like celebrities do with their touching themselves.

00:14:00.000 There's not going to be a president, Donald Trump.

00:14:04.000 Yeah.

00:14:07.000 In this manner to feel ill at ease with it.

00:14:09.000 How do you feel about like a kind of judgment?

00:14:13.000 How do you feel?

00:14:14.000 When you talk about these values that you were describing earlier, do you feel that there is a way of meshing together these applications?

00:14:22.000 How long is this question?

00:14:24.000 Now, these liberal professional classes and these what you might describe as working ordinary people of any color or variety?

00:14:31.000 That's my hope.

00:14:32.000 I do think so because the work I've got to do is defining the science behind why they're valuable.

00:14:40.000 What?

00:14:41.000 What was that?

00:14:44.000 What happened there?

00:14:46.000 Did someone just put their finger up his ass?

00:14:50.000 Hey, Matthew, do this interview.

00:14:53.000 I'm going to diddle your anus.

00:14:55.000 Okay.

00:14:57.000 I don't want to get to the why of you doing that, though.

00:14:59.000 Like, I get that the what is it's a rush for you.

00:15:03.000 But the why, why put your finger in my butt?

00:15:06.000 I think you asked for it.

00:15:06.000 I'm not going to tell you when, but it might be when you say the word science.

00:15:10.000 Are you going to put your finger in my ass while I interview?

00:15:12.000 No.

00:15:13.000 It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did.

00:15:16.000 He cut a hole in the center of his Aeon chair.

00:15:19.000 Finger-sized hole.

00:15:20.000 He has no pants on.

00:15:22.000 The work I've got to do is defining the science behind why they're valuable.

00:15:28.000 The science behind why they work.

00:15:30.000 The science behind why that doesn't mean you have to now come over.

00:15:34.000 And it doesn't mean that.

00:15:35.000 Russell's like, did somebody just put a finger on that?

00:15:37.000 So he wants to discover the science of classism.

00:15:41.000 The science of classism.

00:15:45.000 Seems reasonable.

00:15:49.000 That you're coming over to the proverbial other side.

00:15:55.000 I say this, you know, I say, I'll meet you in the middle.

00:15:59.000 I actually think that is more of a dare right now than it's ever been.

00:16:05.000 He's like, both surfers trying to sound like Pap Buchanan.

00:16:10.000 Oh, no, not going there.

00:16:11.000 Somebody said to me the other day, oh, yeah, meet you in the middle.

00:16:13.000 You know, it's in the middle of the road, McConaughey.

00:16:16.000 Yellow lines and dead armadillos.

00:16:19.000 I said, let me tell you something, bud.

00:16:21.000 I said, I'm walking down the yellow line right now, and the armadillos are running free, having a great time.

00:16:26.000 I said, you know why?

00:16:28.000 I said, the other two sides, the two vehicles on either side of the political aisle are so far apart, their fucking tires aren't even on the pavement anymore.

00:16:36.000 I kind of like that.

00:16:38.000 I mean, so trust me.

00:16:39.000 That sounds like some Texas slang thing.

00:16:42.000 It's free over here.

00:16:43.000 There's plenty of room.

00:16:45.000 And I almost feel like it's a move to say, no, let's get aggressively centric.

00:16:52.000 I dare you.

00:16:53.000 It's not a recession.

00:16:54.000 It's an aggressive move.

00:16:56.000 And if it's framed like that, one, I think that'll be a good idea.

00:17:00.000 Are you doing sign language to a lot of people?

00:17:03.000 Is the finger still in or did they pop and pop out?

00:17:06.000 I think it's in and he's not wiggling it.

00:17:08.000 Oh, he's just used to it.

00:17:09.000 Now he's calm.

00:17:10.000 On the right of going, oh, you dare me?

00:17:14.000 You know, it's like this COVID thing.

00:17:17.000 That's them not on pot.

00:17:18.000 Oh, my God.

00:17:21.000 Those guys are never going to be president.

00:17:23.000 That was them both thinking they're blowing our minds by one rough.

00:17:40.000 That's intense.

00:17:42.000 Oh, I got some bad news from my youngest boy on Sunday.

00:17:47.000 The world is going to blow up in 2021.

00:17:52.000 What's going to cause it is a turtle will be playing the banjo.

00:17:57.000 One of his strings will break and he'll scream.

00:18:02.000 Yep.

00:18:02.000 And the scream will set off a cataclysmic series of events where the entire earth explodes.

00:18:08.000 The good news is we will only feel pain for 0.000000000000000000000000.

00:18:18.000 He said zero for about a minute, one seconds.

00:18:24.000 He's a little older than that now.

00:18:28.000 Yeah, so Russell Brand's trying to blow our minds by saying, I don't think you should shit on the working class.

00:18:33.000 And then Matthew McConaughey's retort is, I have something even braver to say.

00:18:37.000 Maybe the right and the left both have something to offer, and maybe we should try to get more center and try to be more reasonable and less extreme.

00:18:45.000 Talk about bravery.

00:18:46.000 What is this, Dave Rubin?

00:18:47.000 Don't burn this book.

00:18:49.000 It's full of things like, conservatives aren't garbage and liberals aren't retards.

00:18:53.000 Not all.

00:18:55.000 That should be the name of his book.

00:18:56.000 Not all.

00:18:58.000 What do you got there?

00:19:00.000 I'm just lining up something here.

00:19:01.000 Okay.

00:19:02.000 Big fight this weekend.

00:19:05.000 It was the guy who went...

00:19:08.000 Joshua and went careening out of his car door.

00:19:12.000 He got such a bad accident.

00:19:13.000 He was, oh, don't Zeke Holl that.

00:19:14.000 Sorry.

00:19:15.000 Careening out of his car door.

00:19:18.000 Spence.

00:19:19.000 Not Joshua, sorry.

00:19:21.000 And Garcia.

00:19:22.000 I don't know much about Garcia.

00:19:25.000 It was just a boring fight.

00:19:26.000 But here's my problem with it.

00:19:28.000 I fell asleep And I pissed my pants.

00:19:32.000 So I called over a bunch of guys.

00:19:35.000 Only one of them could make it.

00:19:37.000 And before I got the, I guess I'll come, before I got all the rejections, because I gave them maybe one minute's notice.

00:19:44.000 I had spent $75 on the pay-per-view.

00:19:48.000 I've been drinking all day.

00:19:51.000 And then I stayed awake.

00:19:53.000 I tried to stick to beer.

00:19:54.000 And then I thought, all right, I think I'm pretty sober.

00:19:56.000 I'm going to have a large, maybe three fingers of bourbon.

00:19:59.000 And then my buddy is like, all right, I'm out of here.

00:20:02.000 I was like, what?

00:20:03.000 What happened?

00:20:04.000 He goes, you fell asleep, dude.

00:20:05.000 Fuck.

00:20:06.000 And then I look down.

00:20:07.000 I'm drenched.

00:20:09.000 So he came over to someone's house to watch them sleep and piss themselves.

00:20:13.000 And he just quietly like ate Cheetos and watched the game alone.

00:20:16.000 The fight.

00:20:18.000 I know this isn't what you want.

00:20:19.000 And I'm sorry.

00:20:22.000 Pathetic.

00:20:23.000 But at least I didn't went to bed.

00:20:24.000 And my wallet didn't get wet because I was wearing insulated pants.

00:20:28.000 Because I'd put up the Christmas lights all day, which took five fucking hours, by the way.

00:20:33.000 And that was another reason I celebrated so much.

00:20:36.000 I did a good job that day.

00:20:38.000 But yeah, can we see some highlights from it?

00:20:40.000 You can tell in the sizzle reel that it was a snooze fest.

00:20:43.000 That's Spence is the black guy.

00:20:45.000 He's the guy that was thrown from the car.

00:20:48.000 That doesn't look very good.

00:20:49.000 Stinks.

00:20:51.000 Let's try it there.

00:20:55.000 That also stinks.

00:20:56.000 There we go.

00:20:59.000 Missed.

00:21:01.000 Missed.

00:21:01.000 The undercards were awesome.

00:21:03.000 Everyone was matched perfectly.

00:21:06.000 It was like watching two twins fight.

00:21:09.000 But not this.

00:21:11.000 And I guess Spence won by decision.

00:21:14.000 Baring!

00:21:18.000 Logan Paul is going to be fighting Floyd Mayweather, which I think is going to be very fun.

00:21:25.000 I bet they each get...

00:21:26.000 I bet Mayweather gets $10 million and Logan Paul gets $4 million.

00:21:33.000 No.

00:21:34.000 What do you think?

00:21:36.000 Wouldn't Logan get like $10 and then Mayweather get like $15?

00:21:41.000 I mean, it's not a real fight, obviously.

00:21:43.000 It's an exhibition fight.

00:21:44.000 I'm sure they don't pay as well.

00:21:47.000 Roy Jones, Tyson got $10 million and Roy Jones got like 6 or 3 or 4?

00:21:52.000 Hey, computer!

00:21:54.000 How much money is Floyd Mayweather getting to fight Jake Paul?

00:22:01.000 Definitely not going to know.

00:22:04.000 You didn't even try?

00:22:06.000 Hey, computer!

00:22:09.000 How much will Floyd Mayweather get paid for fighting Jake Paul?

00:22:16.000 Here's something I found on the web.

00:22:18.000 According to Snation.com, according to documents obtained by MMA Fighting, Mayweather is guaranteed a $100 million disclosed purse for the fight, while McGregor will take home $30 million.

00:22:31.000 Okay, so let's guess this won't be as popular.

00:22:36.000 I'm just going to guess $60 for Mayweather and $10 for Logan Paul.

00:22:41.000 That sounds good.

00:22:42.000 Should we try that on for size?

00:22:45.000 I'll watch it.

00:22:47.000 I'll watch him get pounded.

00:22:48.000 I fucking hate Floyd Mayweather, but boy, can that guy punch.

00:22:51.000 He will kick the shit out of Jake Paul.

00:22:55.000 You can bet on that.

00:22:57.000 He's had some boring fights, though.

00:22:59.000 Because he's so tactical.

00:23:01.000 Mayweather.

00:23:01.000 He doesn't get in there, yeah.

00:23:02.000 He just...

00:23:03.000 You're a boxing guy now?

00:23:04.000 No, I remember seeing that fight, though, and I was like, I thought this guy was supposed to be a slammer.

00:23:08.000 He's like, yeah, he plays it really safe.

00:23:09.000 He's like just boxing down to the books, not doing anything fancy.

00:23:13.000 Let me show you where I was the day I pissed my pants.

00:23:19.000 The guy next to me who was trying to keep up with me died.

00:23:23.000 This is Joey.

00:23:24.000 So step away, NSFW.

00:23:27.000 This is a guy at my gym.

00:23:30.000 Sorry, at my bar.

00:23:31.000 Yeah, you had it.

00:23:32.000 Dead.

00:23:34.000 He OD'd on alcohol.

00:23:36.000 And I started, I thought it was a joke.

00:23:38.000 So I was goofing off.

00:23:39.000 You can tell those guys don't like me in the background.

00:23:45.000 Oh, I think the guy in the water.

00:23:46.000 Wait, there's a fire.

00:23:47.000 There's a fire.

00:23:48.000 Holy shit, the kitchen's on fire.

00:23:51.000 What the fuck?

00:23:52.000 There's smoke everywhere.

00:24:00.000 Set the alarm.

00:24:01.000 Where's Jack?

00:24:02.000 I can't breathe.

00:24:04.000 The fucking flames!

00:24:07.000 My skin!

00:24:08.000 Peekaboo.

00:24:09.000 My skin's coming off.

00:24:10.000 He's dead.

00:24:14.000 Hey, Joey, that chick behind you is naked.

00:24:18.000 That's indecent exposure.

00:24:19.000 She's got her tits hanging out.

00:24:25.000 Wait, is he dead?

00:24:26.000 This video is a lot less funny if he's dead.

00:24:29.000 Joe.

00:24:34.000 That's where it's concerning.

00:24:35.000 Wait a minute.

00:24:37.000 Joey!

00:24:38.000 No, Jimmy, check his pulse on his neck.

00:24:43.000 See that?

00:24:44.000 They go, check his pulse.

00:24:45.000 Where?

00:24:46.000 On his neck.

00:24:46.000 And then Jimmy just goes, I'm not touching the dead guy.

00:24:52.000 Lifebox.

00:24:54.000 Oh, he's moving.

00:24:56.000 Joe.

00:24:57.000 We're back to funny again.

00:25:00.000 Joe.

00:25:01.000 Joe.

00:25:02.000 Joe.

00:25:02.000 Rigamortis Joe.

00:25:07.000 Fine.

00:25:08.000 Oh, fine.

00:25:09.000 Fine.

00:25:10.000 We're off in like 10 minutes.

00:25:18.000 That was a roller coaster ride.

00:25:19.000 Yeah, it was fun.

00:25:20.000 You think it's just like a video of a dude?

00:25:21.000 Then you're like, this is the most slow-rolling snuff film I've ever seen.

00:25:25.000 I mean, he pretends he's a Marine nurse.

00:25:27.000 There's no such thing as a Marine nurse.

00:25:29.000 He pretends his grandson's on a respirator.

00:25:31.000 I don't even think he has a fucking grandson.

00:25:33.000 So I show that to everyone, and I might get him kicked out.

00:25:36.000 That could be one of the few times that snitches don't deserve stitches.

00:25:42.000 Speaking of funny news, do you have Trump saying motherfucker?

00:25:45.000 Yes.

00:25:46.000 Yes.

00:25:47.000 That should be a drop.

00:25:48.000 It should.

00:25:49.000 We don't know when this is from, right?

00:25:51.000 No, I believe this is before he was president.

00:25:54.000 So he said, well, what would you do?

00:25:56.000 What can you do?

00:25:57.000 So easy.

00:25:59.000 I drop a 25% tax on China.

00:26:29.000 You said the same exact thing, but it's a different message.

00:26:34.000 So true.

00:26:35.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

00:26:37.000 That's so creepy.

00:26:38.000 Okay.

00:26:40.000 Speaking of great storytellers, check out 1.5.

00:26:44.000 This is how you tell a story, folks.

00:26:46.000 We need to get back to quality storytelling.

00:26:49.000 I've noticed this at my pub with liars like Joey that did Riga Mortis Man, but people are like, they're not colorful enough when they're telling stories and they're including themselves in it too much.

00:26:59.000 They're lacking drama.

00:27:00.000 You got to really practice to tell a story and dive into it.

00:27:03.000 Like reenact it.

00:27:06.000 I spun the nigga around and I put the nigga in the full Nelson because once the shots was going off, the two niggas was over there that was down there pulled out the hammer and the nigga right here pulls out the hammer.

00:27:23.000 I said, I'm dead.

00:27:26.000 But I had the nigga in the full Nelson.

00:27:28.000 So now when these niggas is trying to shoot me, I'm aiming this motherfucking nigga to all the hammers.

00:27:35.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:36.000 So I must have had the nigga so tight, the nigga swung his body to the side.

00:27:43.000 And that's how my shit was open.

00:27:45.000 And he hit me.

00:27:45.000 Boom, bow.

00:27:46.000 You know what I'm saying?

00:27:47.000 So now I'm down.

00:27:49.000 I'm down.

00:27:50.000 So I guess his man came and his man took the chain, took the chain off my neck and threw it.

00:28:00.000 And when he threw it, I reached out and I grabbed the chain.

00:28:05.000 Stop.

00:28:06.000 I spun the nigga around.

00:28:07.000 Any story I'm going to tell, I'm just going to make those same movements.

00:28:11.000 So my grandmama, she told me to go.

00:28:13.000 Did you notice he did one thing when he was going back into the full Nelson?

00:28:17.000 He did like a swoop-de-woo.

00:28:19.000 Yeah.

00:28:19.000 Yeah, nobody does.

00:28:20.000 I got him back in the full Nelson.

00:28:24.000 The shots was going off.

00:28:26.000 Oh, he vibrates his hand with the shots, too.

00:28:30.000 Pulled out the hand.

00:28:31.000 That leather couch is perfect for this, too, because he can swivel.

00:28:34.000 Spin.

00:28:34.000 No friction.

00:28:35.000 No friction.

00:28:36.000 I'm dead.

00:28:37.000 Okay, watch this.

00:28:38.000 Watch this.

00:28:38.000 I had the nigga in the full Nelson.

00:28:40.000 So now we're just trying to shoot.

00:28:43.000 All right.

00:28:44.000 New York Post, some people who don't play baseball were running around with no bats trying to catch this large oval ball.

00:28:52.000 Apparently, there was some sort of upset.

00:28:56.000 This is not going good for our boys.

00:28:58.000 We'll get to that when we get to COVID gate.

00:29:01.000 But what's his name?

00:29:03.000 Pete Davidson's got something to say.

00:29:07.000 Why don't we just jump to that, actually?

00:29:10.000 Wait.

00:29:11.000 The Hollywood thing made it to the newspaper.

00:29:14.000 That terrible piece of shit I just showed you is a full page in the newspaper.

00:29:19.000 What in the fuck?

00:29:20.000 Wait, what's that?

00:29:21.000 McConaughey?

00:29:22.000 The Hollywood hypocrites.

00:29:23.000 McConaughey criticizes his fellow actors.

00:29:28.000 And then there was this insane story where we went up, found an asteroid, chased it, got a chunk off it, and then flew the thing back to analyze it.

00:29:40.000 What the fuck?

00:29:41.000 Nice work, Japan.

00:29:43.000 Teams in San Diego.

00:29:45.000 That's the least they can do because it's Pearl Harbor Day.

00:29:49.000 Yeah, nice day.

00:29:50.000 We tried.

00:29:51.000 Sorry.

00:29:51.000 This, by the way, speaking of triggered, imagine you're Sean Lennon and you have to see this fucker who murdered your dad.

00:29:57.000 Blood was everywhere.

00:29:58.000 Sean still remembers seeing the blood.

00:30:00.000 Imagine you have to see that all the fucking time and hear songs like Beautiful, Beautiful, Beautiful Boy, which is your dad singing to you.

00:30:12.000 At the end of Beautiful Boy, he goes, go to bed, Sean.

00:30:16.000 I'll see you in the morning.

00:30:18.000 He has to hear that, like probably in a shopping mall.

00:30:21.000 That must be triggering.

00:30:24.000 But before we get to COVID and other unfun, boring shit that we're all sick of talking about, what are you doing?

00:30:34.000 You know, Sean is older.

00:30:38.000 Maybe it's earlier.

00:30:40.000 Sean is older than his dad was.

00:30:42.000 Huh.

00:30:46.000 It's getting better and better.

00:30:51.000 Beautiful, beautiful beautiful.

00:30:54.000 Good album.

00:30:55.000 Beautiful ball.

00:30:56.000 It's called Double Pleasure.

00:31:17.000 It's no Wolfgang Van Halen, but it's pretty good.

00:31:21.000 But Wolfgang Van Halen was made for Eddie.

00:31:24.000 Oh, it's the reverse.

00:31:25.000 It's reverse, Lennon.

00:31:27.000 All right.

00:31:28.000 I saw this show on Netflix, Hill Billy.

00:31:30.000 Oh, first of all, there's this rape doc on Netflix.

00:31:33.000 And have you noticed, did you know that you're not fair?

00:31:38.000 That 100% of Netflix shows now have some sort of multicultural agenda.

00:31:44.000 And it reminds me of when Michelle Obama told us all to be better, be better.

00:31:50.000 Michelle goes, both Michelle and Oprah said, told me on Father's Day to be better about 100 times.

00:31:56.000 Oprah had no father.

00:31:58.000 Her family allowed her to be raped and molested.

00:32:00.000 So maybe she could talk about the importance of fathers.

00:32:02.000 Michelle had a father who busted his ass for her and made her who she is today.

00:32:05.000 You're welcome.

00:32:06.000 But no, her takeaway is diversity.

00:32:09.000 And Michelle said, you know, if you're on the golf course or you're looking around the boardroom and everyone looks like you, be better.

00:32:16.000 And then Oprah goes, be better.

00:32:18.000 Be better.

00:32:19.000 Be better.

00:32:20.000 Be better.

00:32:21.000 Be better back.

00:32:22.000 And all the women are going, yeah, on Father's Day.

00:32:25.000 Women are cheering.

00:32:26.000 Be better, be better, be better, be better.

00:32:28.000 And it wasn't directed to Blacks who abandon their families, of course.

00:32:31.000 It was directed to white guys who are in a boardroom and don't notice that there's too many white guys in the boardroom.

00:32:38.000 Now, I understand the rationale with diversity mongering.

00:32:42.000 It's based on the theory that everyone is equally capable of everything.

00:32:47.000 And so, if you're seeing a lack of diversity, it's because someone's been told they don't belong there.

00:32:53.000 Now, the problem with that, of course, is the NBA.

00:32:56.000 And by those arguments, little Chinese fat men have been told they may not be on the court.

00:33:05.000 So, it's not a great theory, but it's Michelle's raison debt, and it's now Netflix's raison debt.

00:33:11.000 So I'm watching this thing.

00:33:14.000 There's this documentary about this girl who was raped, right?

00:33:18.000 Daisy Coleman.

00:33:19.000 You can click on 1.6.

00:33:21.000 And she was raped in high school.

00:33:25.000 And now her mother has killed herself because she couldn't take it.

00:33:30.000 So if you scroll down, you see that's the two.

00:33:34.000 They're both dead now.

00:33:35.000 That's the daughter and the mother.

00:33:36.000 And the daughter was the basically the documentary is about all the trauma from rape, right?

00:33:41.000 And by the way, they show the daughter.

00:33:43.000 I think she lost her dad.

00:33:44.000 They show the daughter like right before she killed herself.

00:33:47.000 She's got this, she has Satan tattooed on her neck.

00:33:50.000 Are you being a good parent if your child has Satan tattooed as a turtleneck?

00:33:57.000 So that's the guy that raped her, allegedly, and got away with it, allegedly.

00:34:02.000 And I realized, oh, the purpose of this is to show you that white males rape too.

00:34:11.000 All of the rapists in this documentary are white males.

00:34:13.000 Now, the crime stats, unfortunately, are wildly disproportionately black.

00:34:20.000 And black-on-white rape is a major issue in this country.

00:34:24.000 White-on-black rape is all but non-existent.

00:34:26.000 They totally ignore that.

00:34:28.000 The purpose of that documentary wasn't to protect anyone.

00:34:30.000 It was to show you that white males are rapists too.

00:34:34.000 And when you think about rape, don't think about black people.

00:34:36.000 Think about white males.

00:34:39.000 And it's a strange mentality, too, this forgiving black rape.

00:34:47.000 Like, I sent you this pic separately where she goes, my daughter's killers are like my children.

00:34:51.000 I got to look into this more.

00:34:53.000 I think it's someone in South Africa who had her daughter murdered, and she's befriended the murderers.

00:34:58.000 There it is.

00:35:00.000 And now they're all pals, and she hangs out with them all the time.

00:35:04.000 I'd like to hang out with someone who murdered a member of my family at a parking lot at four in the morning with hopefully no video cameras around.

00:35:12.000 Linda Beale roars with frustrated laughter.

00:35:15.000 My daughter's killers are like my children.

00:35:17.000 Is that madness or what?

00:35:19.000 I remember in my neighborhood, I was vilified, fascists in Westchester.

00:35:24.000 And then on next door, there was a guy, Reuben Ilhan or something like that.

00:35:30.000 And he was a corrections officer, but he's black.

00:35:33.000 And they love the blacks in the white neighborhoods.

00:35:36.000 They don't want them going to their schools, but they like them in tiny little doses.

00:35:40.000 And this guy had fucked a prisoner.

00:35:47.000 And it looks like several times.

00:35:49.000 So he got caught.

00:35:50.000 They called him out on the app.

00:35:52.000 Did they go put signs on his lawn like they did to mine?

00:35:54.000 No.

00:35:55.000 He puts up a post called Extreme Ownership.

00:35:59.000 Admits that he did this.

00:36:01.000 And they all talk about how brave he is.

00:36:04.000 In other words, blacks can be serial rapists and seemingly murderers, and whites can't wear a MAGA hat.

00:36:11.000 That is the lunatic double standard.

00:36:13.000 That's what they were talking about too in the paper here where in San Diego, teachers are taking a course learning how racist they are.

00:36:23.000 Where is that now?

00:36:26.000 Yeah, lesson, you're racist.

00:36:27.000 A school district in San Diego held white privilege training for teachers in which they were told you are racist and were asked to commit to becoming anti-racist in the classroom.

00:36:37.000 Isn't that like, wasn't that the law since the 60s that you have to be anti-racist?

00:36:40.000 Yeah, there he is.

00:36:41.000 Ruben Ela.

00:36:42.000 So he's a hero.

00:36:48.000 I also watched Hillbilly Elegy on Netflix, which is an amazing book.

00:36:53.000 The guy's kind of a lefty, but I don't give a shit.

00:36:55.000 He's one of the smart ones.

00:36:56.000 And it's a pretty raunchy book.

00:36:59.000 The reviews of this movie were bad.

00:37:02.000 The New York Post said they're hamming it up for the cameras and totally exaggerating Hillbilly behavior.

00:37:07.000 I realize that I think the writers at the New York Post have never hung out with Hillbillies or real white trash because my wife, who's got a lot of Indian relatives, sorry, and I, who have a lot of Scottish relatives, sorry, are used to seeing police take our relatives home or they stole from this thing and they robbed this charity or something like that.

00:37:27.000 We're totally numb to it.

00:37:28.000 So the movie is really dramatic about it, like the mom's drunk again.

00:37:33.000 And my wife and I were just like, this is dull.

00:37:36.000 This is like hanging out at a family reunion.

00:37:38.000 But that's not why I bring this up.

00:37:40.000 The reason I bring it up is because they added a packy girlfriend.

00:37:46.000 Go back to the beginning there.

00:37:48.000 It sort of, it jumps back and forth between his childhood.

00:37:52.000 The book is like 90% his childhood.

00:37:54.000 And that's what you want to see.

00:37:55.000 You want to see this stuff.

00:37:57.000 Not like his gay romance with his woman of color girlfriend.

00:38:03.000 Oh, and by the way, in that scene, he's meeting this fancy law firm he wants to work at, and they find out that he's a hillbilly and everyone is really insensitive.

00:38:11.000 Look, he's sneaking her food.

00:38:14.000 It's what's your name from Slum Dog Millionaire?

00:38:16.000 Yale Dungeons.

00:38:18.000 Jack!

00:38:20.000 Stop!

00:38:21.000 Do you want something?

00:38:22.000 No, no.

00:38:23.000 I have a dinner tonight.

00:38:24.000 You're going to do great.

00:38:27.000 Are you nervous?

00:38:29.000 No.

00:38:29.000 I'm really going to say that.

00:38:30.000 So they're kind of freaked out by him because he grew up white trash.

00:38:32.000 If you're at a law firm and you're reputable enough to be there, those guys would be thrilled to talk to you.

00:38:37.000 They're so bored of talking to the same type of people the whole time.

00:38:40.000 Donald Trump would fire you for saying white trash, by the way.

00:38:44.000 Yeah, I guess.

00:38:45.000 I think he wanted to fire that guy anyway.

00:38:47.000 Yeah, probably.

00:38:49.000 So isn't that annoying?

00:38:51.000 Obviously, we don't have a problem with him dating an Indian nine.

00:38:56.000 That doesn't anger me.

00:38:57.000 And it's nice to look at a pretty girl sometimes.

00:38:59.000 I was arguing with my wife about it with the chess one on Netflix.

00:39:02.000 Like, there's not a female...

00:39:05.000 The master champions are Russian males.

00:39:07.000 I think there was that Bobby, what's-is-name guy?

00:39:09.000 Bobby Fisher?

00:39:10.000 Bobby Fisher, he was American.

00:39:12.000 It's not really a ladies' occupation, but they make it that way.

00:39:16.000 And my wife goes, Well, it's fun to look, I'd rather look at a pretty girl for a whole movie than some dude.

00:39:20.000 And I'm like, Yeah, but it's so unrealistic.

00:39:23.000 And you're crowbarring in some bullshit that didn't happen.

00:39:28.000 They have Queen's Gambit here about a female chess player.

00:39:31.000 That's what I'm talking about, dummy.

00:39:33.000 Oh.

00:39:33.000 What do you think I was talking about?

00:39:35.000 I thought you were saying that there was one without a kid in it, like a old female.

00:39:39.000 No, there is one without a female in it.

00:39:41.000 It's called chess.

00:39:47.000 So that's annoying, and my wife's wrong.

00:39:49.000 No, I don't, I like reality.

00:39:51.000 I mean, once in a while, you can show me some like one-armed boxer who made it, but it's, it's, and if you shout a variety of weird things, like, I don't know, a blind guy who became a chess champion.

00:40:03.000 That didn't happen, but that's weird.

00:40:04.000 But it's always the same thing.

00:40:05.000 It's always women of color or people of color.

00:40:09.000 Black males or women of color injected into every story.

00:40:12.000 I don't know why.

00:40:13.000 See it to be it, I guess.

00:40:16.000 Ugh.

00:40:16.000 I saw some commercial with some black ballet dancer the other day, and it's like COVID.

00:40:22.000 She's learning through COVID.

00:40:23.000 She's still doing her grandgets and her pirouettes.

00:40:26.000 Like, you just had to make her black, didn't you?

00:40:29.000 And she's very good in the commercial, but I'm like, I bet you grew up with your white parents.

00:40:32.000 And it also, doesn't it kind of show you that whites don't really like blacks as they are?

00:40:38.000 They're like, I want to train that monkey to do my things.

00:40:42.000 I want to make it listen to NPR and have leather elbow patches on a tweed jacket and listen to classical music.

00:40:50.000 Shall I send it to you?

00:40:51.000 Like, oh, we could help.

00:40:54.000 What?

00:40:55.000 We could help this person be better if it does all the things that we do.

00:41:00.000 Yeah, it is pretty researched.

00:41:02.000 Yeah, it's like, I wish I could train them to be special.

00:41:09.000 Yeah, that's it.

00:41:12.000 So I bet you the actress in this grew up with her white mom.

00:41:19.000 And in an all-white neighborhood, don't you think?

00:41:24.000 All schools across the country will close until further notice as coronavirus ranged up.

00:41:32.000 Okay, last one.

00:41:35.000 Black 47.

00:41:37.000 Jack the bartender made me watch this a long time ago, but someone just sent it in to us.

00:41:41.000 This is 1-8.

00:41:43.000 And I'm watching it.

00:41:46.000 I'm going, wait a minute, this is sympathetic, and it's showing the Irish famine.

00:41:50.000 I mean, you're going to drift into Irish slavery there, and that makes the Irish look pretty good.

00:41:56.000 And it's showing white suffering.

00:41:58.000 I thought, that's kind of confusing.

00:42:01.000 But A, they're not pushing this.

00:42:02.000 It's hard to find.

00:42:03.000 And B, it's about that guy.

00:42:06.000 The English.

00:42:07.000 Rich white men are the villains in this story.

00:42:11.000 So they can do it.

00:42:16.000 This is the final order to vacate.

00:42:19.000 We are taking the roof off.

00:42:23.000 Pretty good action.

00:42:24.000 It's very brave heart cannot be forgiven.

00:42:29.000 All right, let's jump into BLM Antifa.

00:42:32.000 I guess we could call this Ray.

00:42:33.000 No, it's not really racism.

00:42:35.000 But I love that little graphic.

00:42:37.000 Let's show the racism graphic.

00:42:48.000 You know, I talk sometimes about what have we done to our daughters.

00:42:52.000 Occasionally, what are they doing to our sons?

00:42:54.000 What have we done to our gays?

00:42:57.000 Remember when gays were cool?

00:43:00.000 They were just a bunch of fags running around in tube socks and short shorts?

00:43:05.000 Remember the village people?

00:43:06.000 Liberace, Paul Lynn, Judas Priest, Rob Halford?

00:43:10.000 That was a cool fag.

00:43:12.000 Yeah, it was.

00:43:13.000 Some woman at the bar the other day was mad at me.

00:43:14.000 She's from Trinidad and Tobago, and I said spag in some loose term.

00:43:19.000 And she goes, I don't really appreciate it.

00:43:21.000 She had a slight Jamaican accent.

00:43:22.000 I don't really appreciate that term.

00:43:25.000 I go, you're from Trinidad and Tobago.

00:43:28.000 It's illegal to be gay there.

00:43:30.000 It's a capital offense.

00:43:31.000 You die.

00:43:32.000 Gays die.

00:43:34.000 She's like, that's true, but it's almost never happened.

00:43:37.000 And it's Jamaica that's really bad.

00:43:40.000 And she's like, that's why I don't like to hear it.

00:43:41.000 They disgust me.

00:43:42.000 So when you say fag, I hate it.

00:43:45.000 I'm such a homophobe.

00:43:47.000 I don't even like homophobic slurs because they remind me of the homo.

00:43:52.000 That'd be funny if you really were homophobic.

00:43:55.000 We should do that next time around a game.

00:43:58.000 Like a phrase.

00:43:59.000 You scared the crap out of me.

00:44:01.000 Yeah, the phobic part never really makes sense in any of these phobic things.

00:44:06.000 Every time Chadwick talks to me from now on, I'm just going to be, or Milo, I'm going to be going.

00:44:11.000 So Gavin, I think this would be kind of cool.

00:44:14.000 Maybe you could speak at this thing that Chadwick Moore.

00:44:18.000 Okay.

00:44:19.000 That was Chadwick not funny.

00:44:21.000 Ouch.

00:44:22.000 No, it was a very good Chadwick.

00:44:23.000 I'm sorry.

00:44:24.000 You're fired.

00:44:26.000 It works again.

00:44:27.000 Yes.

00:44:27.000 So, hey guys.

00:44:30.000 So look at this polluted homosexual who's repeating these tropes.

00:44:35.000 Like, remember in front of the bar, all my anecdotes are about a bar.

00:44:39.000 There was an art teacher that you interviewed at my birthday, and it said, hey, white people, don't ask black people to fix this racism.

00:44:47.000 This is our problem.

00:44:48.000 It's a weird, so much of their shit is just weird.

00:44:52.000 Like, how many whites have gone up to blacks and been like, hey, man, I need some help with fighting racism.

00:44:59.000 What should I do?

00:45:00.000 Does that happen?

00:45:02.000 I would be so embarrassed.

00:45:04.000 Imagine you overheard a white person say that to a black person.

00:45:07.000 Reminds me of Zanoa Kinsman had a Black Lives Matter.

00:45:10.000 No, no, sorry.

00:45:11.000 A white woman had a Black Lives Matter thing on her face, the mask with the sign.

00:45:15.000 And she looks at Zanoa and she goes, I don't know if there was this.

00:45:19.000 I know there was this.

00:45:21.000 Hey, you matter to me.

00:45:24.000 What do you think?

00:45:24.000 You're welcome.

00:45:26.000 Oh, I want you to be a ballerina for me.

00:45:30.000 Okay, look at this.

00:45:31.000 Look at this poor homo.

00:45:34.000 This is a message for white liberals who say that black people, or specifically black women, are going to save us.

00:45:41.000 You're probably right.

00:45:43.000 And honestly, I've said this before, but we have to stop saying that black women are going to save us.

00:45:49.000 Hey, Paul, do you think you look remotely like a woman or sound like a woman?

00:45:55.000 You look like a homo on Halloween.

00:45:58.000 You are homo ween.

00:46:00.000 No one, you're not even close to passing.

00:46:02.000 And it's not trans or you're just a normal, young, gay lad repeating tropes like a fucking robot with lipstick all over your teeth and your mom's earrings.

00:46:13.000 You look ridiculous.

00:46:16.000 Acknowledging the fact that they're not trying to.

00:46:19.000 They're trying to save themselves.

00:46:21.000 From what?

00:46:22.000 Black people are fighting every day in this country to stay alive.

00:46:28.000 I believe black people are in a lot of danger from black people.

00:46:31.000 And in certain neighborhoods, yeah.

00:46:33.000 Southside of Chicago, we've had 700 deaths.

00:46:36.000 So those people are fighting to stay alive.

00:46:38.000 They don't seem to be trying very hard to not get shot.

00:46:42.000 I've seen, I watched a lot of shootings in Chicago, and I see a lot of people like running around and stuff.

00:46:49.000 So you're right in that perspective, but I know, although I know what you mean, you mean white cops are like, yeehop, pew, pew, pew, pew.

00:46:55.000 It's like a day at the fair.

00:46:58.000 But they're not really working to keep their families together.

00:47:03.000 And that, ironically, Homo Ween, is the crux of the problem.

00:47:08.000 Now, I don't like that they're being incentivized to let their families fall apart, but they're not trying to keep them together.

00:47:13.000 And they're not fighting hard enough to stay alive.

00:47:16.000 Get out of drugs.

00:47:18.000 Get out of the hood.

00:47:19.000 They can't.

00:47:20.000 Shut up.

00:47:22.000 My dad did.

00:47:24.000 And to keep their families together and alive.

00:47:27.000 And on the way there, yes, a lot of other communities benefit from their work.

00:47:33.000 Paul, these black women fucking hate you.

00:47:37.000 And when they look at you, they laugh their heads off.

00:47:42.000 Thirdly, nothing BLM does helps mentally ill gays.

00:47:49.000 Nothing.

00:47:50.000 It's not making it safer for you.

00:47:53.000 It's making maybe making you less safe because it's making you annoying.

00:47:59.000 From their work and from their efforts, for white people to stand back and wait for black women to save this country, a country that has fought against them from a day long.

00:48:10.000 I love how he's not just a woman, but he's like this, what's her name?

00:48:14.000 Atlas Shrugged, like Ayn Rand.

00:48:16.000 I always get in trouble for pronouncing that wrong.

00:48:18.000 But he's this empowered woman who's had enough.

00:48:21.000 She's got like, I think she has grandkids, the woman he's doing.

00:48:24.000 Maybe he's doing his grandmother, but she has five other kids and she worked, kept her family together, kept her family safe and cooked and cleaned and always wore a nice dress and little kitten heels.

00:48:36.000 And she's always been a hard-working gal with real values, hard scrabble values.

00:48:43.000 And meanwhile, it's a 19-year-old homosexual boy.

00:48:48.000 I mean, I know this is low-hanging fruit, but that's who he thinks he is.

00:48:52.000 A very false and phony system are dividing men's intellect, man's mind from reality, of declaring that what he is.

00:49:02.000 Okay, go back to Homoween.

00:49:04.000 That's the name of the episode, isn't it?

00:49:07.000 Homoween.

00:49:08.000 He's selfish, irresponsible, and altogether lazy.

00:49:12.000 So it's time to ask ourselves, are we just benefiting from the work of black women?

00:49:17.000 Nope.

00:49:18.000 Or are we supporting and uplifting the work and lives of black people?

00:49:22.000 I am not involved in either of those things.

00:49:25.000 In fact, the only thing of interest in your video, sir, is me looking at your ridiculous face and laughing.

00:49:33.000 Listen, mister.

00:49:35.000 Also in racism, this is a pic I sent separately.

00:49:39.000 It's amazing how much these people who hate white people love sucking their dicks.

00:49:45.000 Have you noticed that?

00:49:46.000 They say white people are the problem, white men are the issue.

00:49:50.000 And then cut to radical in the streets, colonized in the sheets.

00:49:57.000 There's Ilhan Omar.

00:49:59.000 I guess she broke up with her brother, Kamala Harris, AOCs with a proud boy.

00:50:06.000 And this is not unique.

00:50:08.000 Don Lemons got his little white boyfriend.

00:50:12.000 So I guess these are allies, right?

00:50:15.000 I saw this picture too.

00:50:17.000 Can you imagine being such a fucking pussy?

00:50:19.000 Being so, my daughter's killers are like my children, that you get a George Floyd tattoo?

00:50:27.000 George Floyd.

00:50:28.000 I'll say his name.

00:50:29.000 Black power.

00:50:30.000 George Floyd was a fucking loser.

00:50:33.000 Like, I don't, I wouldn't even, it's not my cup of tea, but a Black Panther tattoo, if it's like the 60s and stuff, I could kind of see the appeal.

00:50:41.000 She would have other tattoos of like the White Panthers and other revolutionary groups, I guess, to sort of count it so you don't look like a total racial cuck.

00:50:49.000 But that's one thing.

00:50:51.000 George Floyd was a loser, dude.

00:50:53.000 Like, don't you have Google?

00:50:55.000 He was a drug addict.

00:50:57.000 He was a porn star.

00:50:59.000 He was a fucking hustler.

00:51:01.000 A life of crime.

00:51:02.000 Children all over the place who didn't know who he was.

00:51:04.000 He was a fucking lifelong career criminal drug addict retard who was fighting with cops, who died because he ate his fentanyl, which is probably the deadliest drug in the history of drugs.

00:51:16.000 He died just like little juice.

00:51:17.000 Didn't want to get busted by the cops, so he hid his drugs in his body.

00:51:21.000 Unfortunately, your body's not a good hiding place because it does other things that, say, a box doesn't do.

00:51:26.000 It digests.

00:51:28.000 Guys, stop eating your drugs.

00:51:33.000 But he said he couldn't breathe.

00:51:34.000 Yeah, everyone getting arrested says they can't breathe.

00:51:37.000 It's a way to get cops off of you.

00:51:39.000 So you hope to wriggle free.

00:51:43.000 This was fun.

00:51:44.000 The mayor of LA says he's going to cut cops, defund them to the tune of $150 million.

00:51:52.000 And then people show up to his house, so he has armies of police show up and beat them all.

00:52:01.000 Isn't that great?

00:52:08.000 What is that woman trying to do?

00:52:11.000 Does she think her water bottle is pepper sprayed?

00:52:16.000 These kind of videos stand up to a few watches.

00:52:19.000 I'm going to show you another one here.

00:52:21.000 Look at the fat dyke in the front row.

00:52:23.000 This is 2-0.

00:52:24.000 She punches some dude in the head, and you can tell the punches are so soft that I don't think he even knows he's being punched.

00:52:32.000 This is the thing about Antifa.

00:52:34.000 You wear a mask and you get to be violent.

00:52:35.000 So who's it going to attract?

00:52:36.000 Violent people who aren't good at fighting and ugly fat people that don't want to be seen.

00:52:42.000 So you end up with a bunch of ugly fat losers who want to be sadistic but don't have what it takes to hurt someone.

00:52:50.000 You have hurt me today.

00:52:52.000 Oh, this is the Black Rebel one.

00:52:54.000 Okay, stop.

00:52:54.000 Look at her.

00:52:55.000 The one with the funny eye.

00:52:58.000 She's got a funny eye and a hilarious eye.

00:53:02.000 Her eyes are like you and me.

00:53:04.000 One is mildly amusing and the other's hilarious.

00:53:07.000 And one's slanted.

00:53:08.000 That should be our new logo.

00:53:10.000 G-O-M-L, and it's just her eyes.

00:53:12.000 Hey, we'll pay you $10,000 to tattoo G-O-M-L on your forehead.

00:53:16.000 You're our logo.

00:53:18.000 All cops are bastards.

00:53:20.000 What is that thing?

00:53:20.000 It's like a chair sign that says, oh, it's a guillotine.

00:53:25.000 Punch.

00:53:26.000 Oh, go back.

00:53:27.000 You missed it.

00:53:28.000 Did you see it?

00:53:29.000 You can't blink or you'll miss it.

00:53:31.000 She can't blink either.

00:53:34.000 That guy in the cowboy hat, bonk.

00:53:38.000 One punch.

00:53:39.000 He has no idea he was punched.

00:53:42.000 You know you're not delivering the blows when people don't know they happened.

00:53:47.000 Look at the wall they've made.

00:53:49.000 They made a wall.

00:53:56.000 You could watch that punch all day.

00:53:58.000 That's how I look when I'm sparring these fucking giants at the gym.

00:54:06.000 There's something really disturbing about how casual she is before and after, just there with like her arms together and just...

00:54:13.000 And like, oh, time to punch.

00:54:14.000 You know, it's...

00:54:16.000 Well, it's clearly never...

00:54:17.000 She's never punched before.

00:54:18.000 Is there more of that?

00:54:20.000 Well, let's jump to 21, because this is better.

00:54:22.000 This is another example of someone who's only punched in video games and doesn't realize that punches hurt.

00:54:28.000 And once you punch someone once, unless you knock them out, they're going to punch you.

00:54:34.000 And then you're both going to be punching.

00:54:35.000 That's what's called a fight.

00:54:37.000 So you got to pay attention from the very beginning.

00:54:44.000 It's not the worst punch in the world.

00:54:49.000 Look, he thinks he's a ninja.

00:54:53.000 Hello, they keep coming.

00:54:54.000 What is it?

00:54:54.000 Raining bowling balls in here?

00:54:56.000 No, you're not getting the car.

00:54:58.000 You're getting on the road.

00:54:59.000 And then he's like, all right, you officially have won.

00:55:02.000 I am not playing this game anymore.

00:55:05.000 His mom's there.

00:55:06.000 Is that his mom or his girlfriend, do you think?

00:55:09.000 I don't know.

00:55:09.000 Looks momish.

00:55:10.000 And is she saying, get in the car?

00:55:12.000 Get in the car.

00:55:14.000 What's with his sideways baseball hat?

00:55:19.000 Wait, show the first punch again.

00:55:20.000 Show it a hundred times.

00:55:21.000 The first punch.

00:55:23.000 He's kind of pushing off.

00:55:26.000 Yeah.

00:55:29.000 That's the problem.

00:55:29.000 He's not following through.

00:55:30.000 He's got a punch through.

00:55:32.000 And he does, I gotta say, it's not smart to lean back in boxing because you're vulnerable, but he did deke out the first punch.

00:55:39.000 He matrixed it.

00:55:42.000 Punch a Nazi.

00:55:50.000 That's an attacker's side.

00:55:52.000 And poof.

00:55:54.000 Okay, I don't want to do that ever again.

00:55:56.000 Punching Nazis isn't as fruitful as I thought it would be.

00:56:00.000 Here's some more beatings.

00:56:01.000 Go to 2-2.

00:56:02.000 I just saw Stefan Mollinu.

00:56:04.000 No, no, sorry, Scott Adams of Dilbert fame talking about how you guys can have the cities, Antifa.

00:56:09.000 We don't want it.

00:56:09.000 They're disgusting now.

00:56:11.000 But if you come out to the suburbs or the country or anywhere but the city, we will kick the shit out of you.

00:56:17.000 And we'll enjoy ourselves while we do it.

00:56:20.000 I've fought these people before.

00:56:21.000 It's like, and so have you.

00:56:22.000 You were thrown in jail for it.

00:56:24.000 It's like fighting broomsticks.

00:56:26.000 Yeah, even if they're huge, one guy was like wide and like had a biker vest.

00:56:32.000 The other guy was like a tall Nord.

00:56:34.000 And they couldn't fight for shit.

00:56:36.000 Remember Friar Tuck, our guy said, I felt bad after a while.

00:56:41.000 Yeah.

00:56:44.000 It's like chasing lemmings off a cliff.

00:56:49.000 So they're walking slowly.

00:56:51.000 They try to be tough, but they're being chased by these MAGA people.

00:56:54.000 Sent home.

00:56:59.000 They're being sent home.

00:57:08.000 People get so offended when you yell faggot in a conflict.

00:57:10.000 No one says the N-word.

00:57:12.000 It's the only bad word we're allowed to say.

00:57:14.000 We're not allowed to say it, but what else are you going to say in a violent situation?

00:57:18.000 Jerk?

00:57:18.000 Stupid?

00:57:19.000 Dickhead?

00:57:20.000 There's pussy and there's faggot, really.

00:57:23.000 It is down, idiot.

00:57:25.000 That's bitch.

00:57:28.000 Wait, that's the guillotine chair, isn't it?

00:57:30.000 Oh, wow.

00:57:31.000 So this is the same event.

00:57:36.000 Oh, you got the fucking tough now, motherfucker.

00:57:39.000 You really are going to talk?

00:57:42.000 It doesn't matter.

00:57:43.000 I saw men fully.

00:57:46.000 I think there's a gunshot that goes up.

00:57:49.000 Alright.

00:57:50.000 Back him up.

00:57:51.000 Being a little loose with the puppet spray there, lady.

00:57:54.000 I think you're getting your own guns.

00:57:57.000 Is that paintball?

00:57:58.000 Listen, listen.

00:58:00.000 Did you see a gun?

00:58:02.000 Yeah, I don't know if that's like an airsoft paintball gun or something, but I hear some pops.

00:58:06.000 Back them up!

00:58:09.000 Motherfucker!

00:58:14.000 Oh, that guy was shooting.

00:58:15.000 Like the airsoft.

00:58:16.000 That's one of our guys.

00:58:17.000 I think it's like pellets.

00:58:18.000 Yeah.

00:58:19.000 That's a dumb thing to have.

00:58:21.000 Yeah, no, no, no.

00:58:22.000 Don't do that.

00:58:23.000 Because a cop sees that and blows your head off.

00:58:25.000 Or a guy with a real gun has that and now you have a BB gun in the gunfight.

00:58:29.000 Yeah.

00:58:29.000 Not good.

00:58:30.000 They come with orange tips.

00:58:32.000 They're taking the orange tip off.

00:58:33.000 Yeah, they look pretty real.

00:58:39.000 Shots fired.

00:58:40.000 BBs fired.

00:58:42.000 Welts.

00:58:43.000 Accrued.

00:58:46.000 I hate how they're so calm.

00:58:47.000 When we were being chased by Nazi skinheads at Spunk Rockers, we were high-tailing it.

00:58:52.000 But look at this big fat loser.

00:58:55.000 Look at him.

00:58:56.000 So he finally sees someone he might have a chance with that misses pepper spray with the cigarette.

00:59:01.000 He doesn't mind the pepper spray.

00:59:02.000 He's got goggles on.

00:59:03.000 But look at this fight.

00:59:08.000 The absolute state of these people.

00:59:12.000 Look, he has a cat backpack.

00:59:16.000 Wow, yeah.

00:59:18.000 Look, does that guy have a gun?

00:59:20.000 The guy with the Gaelic thing on his back?

00:59:22.000 In his left hand?

00:59:23.000 Yeah.

00:59:23.000 I don't know if that's a gun.

00:59:26.000 Kind of looks a little gun.

00:59:27.000 Pretty gunny to me.

00:59:28.000 It does look a little gunny.

00:59:30.000 This is who we're up against.

00:59:31.000 I sent you this picture separately.

00:59:34.000 Don't go to the gym, Antifa.

00:59:36.000 Keep doing what you're doing.

00:59:38.000 We like looking at you.

00:59:41.000 Look at that guy.

00:59:44.000 If he was a woman, I'd go, she's a total pussy.

00:59:48.000 I just crack myself up.

00:59:50.000 East Austin.

00:59:52.000 Yeah, like, she's so weak.

00:59:54.000 Even as a woman, she just looks so weak and not good.

01:00:00.000 Oh, is that why?

01:00:01.000 It must be in Austin, Texas.

01:00:02.000 That's why the picture's being taken because there's like a rainbow flag.

01:00:05.000 Oh, it's the history of being gay or whatever?

01:00:08.000 Yeah, Austin's history of gays.

01:00:10.000 I'm scared of it.

01:00:13.000 All right, let's jump into the Proud Boy segment of the show.

01:00:16.000 Lots of gossip today.

01:00:19.000 So you got to pull that up.

01:00:21.000 Yes.

01:00:22.000 Have it ready to go.

01:00:23.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.

01:00:26.000 So on point.

01:00:27.000 Start fights.

01:00:28.000 Finish them.

01:00:32.000 I'll make you proud of your boy.

01:00:37.000 Prowboys, stand back and stand by.

01:00:40.000 Stand black.

01:00:42.000 Stand black.

01:00:45.000 So I think it's in Seattle.

01:00:47.000 Prowboys are having a Toys for Tots as they do every year.

01:00:50.000 Press never reports on it, of course.

01:00:52.000 Remember there was that big flood, that tornado in Texas, whatever it was, hurricane.

01:00:57.000 They went down there.

01:00:58.000 And yes, they had guns.

01:01:00.000 Hurricanes are very volatile situations.

01:01:02.000 There's looting going on.

01:01:03.000 It's dangerous.

01:01:03.000 You can get killed.

01:01:04.000 So just handing out water to people in need, you should have guns.

01:01:08.000 In Katrina, they were stealing boats from people.

01:01:14.000 So the press did cover this, and they said proud boys go out hunting looters.

01:01:20.000 It's like Kikumia keeps saying, the Lugan press just keeps lying.

01:01:24.000 It's not an exaggeration.

01:01:26.000 It's the opposite of the truth.

01:01:28.000 They were not going there to hunt looters.

01:01:29.000 They were going there to provide people with water.

01:01:32.000 Where'd you get that from?

01:01:34.000 Google.

01:01:35.000 Well, brave.

01:01:36.000 Then there was some NBC Asian who was interrogating them saying, where is your grand poo bar or something like that?

01:01:43.000 Making it racist.

01:01:44.000 I think they implied they were only helping white people, too.

01:01:46.000 Like, just, it's not an exaggeration.

01:01:49.000 It's not a twist of the truth.

01:01:50.000 It's just complete and utter fabrications.

01:01:53.000 Boil that water, man.

01:01:54.000 So they're doing toys for tots, and Antifa wants to shut it down.

01:02:00.000 They did the same thing a bit back with a fundraiser for kids' bikes using the designation from the SPLC, a known anti-American communist hate group masquerading as a civil rights org.

01:02:08.000 So we will be ruthless.

01:02:10.000 Hey, go fund me.

01:02:11.000 The SPLC Center does a hate group.

01:02:12.000 The Prowboys are using your platform to raise funds.

01:02:15.000 Technically true, but it's funds for bikes for kids, which should be a thing.

01:02:25.000 And then Cassandra Fairbanks wrote about it in The Gateway Pundit.

01:02:31.000 If we can get through all their fucking ads.

01:02:33.000 Toys for Tots.

01:02:34.000 The thing I don't get about this is the kids don't know who the toys come from.

01:02:40.000 They don't say proud boy bike and the parents have to join like it's some sort of weird Nazi brainwashing tactic.

01:02:48.000 Yes, we'll give you a bike if you sign up to the Ushenstasen and then we will work together.

01:02:54.000 We get them when they are young.

01:02:56.000 The kid just gets a bike.

01:02:57.000 That's it.

01:02:58.000 The end.

01:03:00.000 So Walmart didn't care.

01:03:03.000 Toys for Todds didn't care.

01:03:04.000 But the landlord of the Walmart parking lot cares and said he's going to shut it down.

01:03:10.000 They'll call the police.

01:03:11.000 Okay.

01:03:11.000 They're going anyway.

01:03:13.000 They're giving kids bikes.

01:03:14.000 Go ahead and arrest me.

01:03:16.000 But check out this anti-fuzz logic.

01:03:20.000 You are not the victim here.

01:03:22.000 Stop being fascist.

01:03:23.000 Stop being hateful.

01:03:25.000 Stop spewing racism.

01:03:27.000 Done.

01:03:28.000 If you aren't safe around children, what the fuck are you talking about?

01:03:31.000 You're the guys fucking raping kids.

01:03:33.000 Why would you be allowed to participate in a charity for children?

01:03:36.000 Allowed to participate.

01:03:39.000 I saw this.

01:03:40.000 The singer from The Trapped was told he can't post the word proud boys.

01:03:46.000 Okay.

01:03:47.000 So he just posted a picture of one of them.

01:03:48.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:03:50.000 Whoa.

01:03:51.000 Who put a quarter in you?

01:03:52.000 Oh, yeah, because you got excited.

01:03:54.000 I was weirded out about that.

01:03:56.000 We spoke about that in our music group.

01:03:58.000 And it's not an algorithm that sees a Fred Perry, right?

01:04:02.000 Somebody had to have been monitoring his page.

01:04:05.000 They probably report it.

01:04:08.000 Wait, Trump got kicked off?

01:04:10.000 Did I just hallucinate?

01:04:12.000 Trapped got kicked off, right?

01:04:14.000 Yeah.

01:04:15.000 So he posted for posting this pic saying the same thing.

01:04:17.000 So all he posted is proud of your boy.

01:04:19.000 Come join the fun and parlor.

01:04:20.000 Follow me there.

01:04:21.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:04:22.000 We will never be censored over there.

01:04:24.000 Trapped, FB, IG, and Twitter become music only once this election is certified.

01:04:30.000 It's totally okay if those social media sites are only about escape, distraction, and lies.

01:04:35.000 Don't worry, girl.

01:04:36.000 We got you.

01:04:36.000 That got him banned.

01:04:38.000 So you can't put my face up, but now you can't put up a drawing of a guy.

01:04:44.000 The Fred Perry shirt.

01:04:46.000 Her foot's kind of twisted.

01:04:47.000 And the laurel's on the wrong side of the shirt.

01:04:51.000 All right, that's all we got for Proud Boys.

01:04:53.000 Let's jump into doodle doodle doodle doo doo doo doo chinavirus every single time we do this it makes perfect No, I hate that one.

01:05:07.000 Oh delete it.

01:05:10.000 Okay, that one's going away.

01:05:15.000 You hate that one too.

01:05:17.000 I like the one with the language.

01:05:19.000 Not this one.

01:05:22.000 Oh, we'll use that one today.

01:05:24.000 Are we crying because we can't touch lips?

01:05:27.000 Maybe.

01:05:28.000 Wonder if gays ever touch their anal lips together.

01:05:30.000 Ah, butt scissors.

01:05:32.000 They're very creative.

01:05:35.000 Is it even possible to touch an anus to an anus?

01:05:38.000 I bet.

01:05:38.000 I don't want to Google it because I think I'll find it.

01:05:41.000 Yeah.

01:05:43.000 What did I Google the other day?

01:05:45.000 I was looking up something and I just got tons of gay porn.

01:05:49.000 It was like man fucks man.

01:05:52.000 Lesbian rape or something.

01:05:54.000 Anyway.

01:05:55.000 Man fucks man.

01:05:56.000 Hot guys in my neighborhood.

01:05:57.000 I was doing research about working out and I got on this crazy bullshit tangent.

01:06:04.000 Okay, I sent you this.

01:06:05.000 You're a white male!

01:06:07.000 You're a white man!

01:06:09.000 I sent you this pic separately.

01:06:11.000 This is really funny.

01:06:13.000 The amount of damage that we've done with COVID being Zoom.

01:06:16.000 So what's the damage that's been done?

01:06:19.000 Well, you showed it earlier, dude.

01:06:24.000 You're getting closer.

01:06:26.000 There we go.

01:06:27.000 This is heaven.

01:06:28.000 The amount of psychological damage being forced to look at your own face while conferencing on Zoom has done to trans women.

01:06:34.000 Oh, the amount of psychological damage, right, has done to trans women this pandemic season cannot be overstated.

01:06:40.000 And of course, it has a cartoon icon for its avatar, Z's avatar.

01:06:46.000 Like, you know what she's mad about?

01:06:48.000 Reality.

01:06:50.000 You literally might as well be mad at mirrors.

01:06:54.000 They're mad at mirrors.

01:06:55.000 They're mad at reality.

01:06:56.000 That's what's amazing about this fake news era.

01:06:59.000 They find the truth offensive.

01:07:01.000 They have been lying for so long saying proud boys are giving out racist bikes to children that when they get reality like a mirror or a Zoom or a fact, it becomes a hate fact.

01:07:14.000 So they've created a world that is so far down the rabbit hole of insanity that reality is offensive to them.

01:07:22.000 Okay.

01:07:23.000 Well, at least I'm right.

01:07:24.000 And you do look like a fucking freak.

01:07:27.000 She's trying to exhibit so much empathy that it's insulting.

01:07:30.000 Like if you were an anti-trans person, you would say something very similar.

01:07:33.000 Be like, these poor trans trainers have to look at themselves.

01:07:36.000 Yeah.

01:07:37.000 My gosh.

01:07:39.000 How can you read that and not find that funny?

01:07:44.000 How can that's interesting to me?

01:07:46.000 Try to find someone who goes, it's true, actually.

01:07:48.000 It sucks.

01:07:49.000 I remember seeing some guy, and he obviously had a sense of humor, but he's like, hey, New York.

01:07:54.000 This was a joke, by the way, when he said it.

01:07:56.000 He's like, I am an old, ugly, bald, 60-year-old fat man.

01:08:00.000 I don't fit in a suit very well, but I have to wear one every day because I'm a lawyer.

01:08:03.000 I walk around New York, and every lobby I look in has mirrors.

01:08:06.000 A lot of us don't really want to see ourselves every day.

01:08:10.000 So his joke was that trans person's reality.

01:08:15.000 This was another funny one.

01:08:17.000 37 weeks into my simulated pregnancy.

01:08:20.000 WTF, do you do WTF DYD in a simulated pregnancy?

01:08:29.000 Has this lunatic tranny just got like a big, what do you call them, water bottles?

01:08:34.000 Just a big, no, no, those hot water bottle things?

01:08:38.000 You know what they're, I forget what they're called.

01:08:40.000 We had them when I was a kid.

01:08:41.000 My parents were so cheap, the house was always freezing.

01:08:43.000 So you would go to bed with a hot water bottle and it was just a square like a bladder.

01:08:48.000 A bladder.

01:08:48.000 And you would fill it up with scalding hot water, which doesn't that cost money, mom?

01:08:53.000 And then you'd wrap it in a towel and you'd take that to bed with you.

01:08:56.000 Jesus Christ.

01:08:58.000 That was my every night as a kid.

01:09:00.000 I just realized that right now.

01:09:02.000 That my parents would make us sleep.

01:09:04.000 Yes, that wrapped in a towel was my teddy bear.

01:09:08.000 Can you just turn up the fucking heat?

01:09:10.000 It's not even that big of a house.

01:09:13.000 Or just give me a heater in my room.

01:09:17.000 No, have a bag of hot water.

01:09:19.000 37 weeks into my simulated pregnancy, being a busy worker bee.

01:09:25.000 About three more weeks to go until what?

01:09:27.000 You give birth?

01:09:28.000 What do you do then?

01:09:29.000 Stick a baby doll's head up your ass and then shit it back out again?

01:09:34.000 How do you end it?

01:09:36.000 Does your water break?

01:09:38.000 Yeah, I guess you just, you have the water bottle upside down and then you undo the top and oh my god, my water broke.

01:09:45.000 Get me to the pretend hospital and I'll push until I fucking poo my panties.

01:09:52.000 Simulated pregnancy?

01:09:54.000 Is it a program that's on your computer?

01:09:58.000 Maybe it's a Sims game and you're like, oh, you're fucking craving peanut butter and ice cream.

01:10:03.000 So you have to drag peanut butter and drag ice cream into your...

01:10:12.000 This is what happens when you indulge nerds.

01:10:15.000 I think this dude made that up.

01:10:18.000 Well, check the hashtag.

01:10:19.000 Ethan Klein over here.

01:10:20.000 Check the hashtag.

01:10:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:10:22.000 Trans Sim.

01:10:23.000 Oh, Sim.

01:10:25.000 Simulated.

01:10:27.000 But maybe it means like in the game The Sims.

01:10:32.000 Yeah.

01:10:32.000 There's nothing that comes up.

01:10:36.000 He's the only person in the world who came up with this retarded idea.

01:10:40.000 Well, like the extreme ownership thing, too.

01:10:42.000 It's like you could just make up these weird.

01:10:45.000 Oh, wait, wait, here we go.

01:10:48.000 Three.

01:10:50.000 Nine weeks.

01:10:51.000 Nine weeks into my simulated pregnancy, starting to get cramps.

01:10:54.000 That's Mr. Fart.

01:10:55.000 Yeah.

01:10:56.000 So the only comments are people laughing at how insane it was.

01:10:58.000 Maybe it's fake.

01:11:00.000 Tweet suspended from a suspended account.

01:11:03.000 I don't think.

01:11:04.000 Yeah, I think we got duped.

01:11:09.000 That is just pointless.

01:11:11.000 I don't think that's legal.

01:11:12.000 Two posting.

01:11:15.000 I heard one of my kids' friends, he has a fantasy football team, and I think he named it something super offensive, like Auschwitz.

01:11:25.000 What?

01:11:26.000 I don't think he knows what it means.

01:11:28.000 But the mom calls the other mom, and she goes, can you call me, please?

01:11:32.000 She goes, oh, fuck, what the hell's going on?

01:11:34.000 Someone have cancer?

01:11:34.000 And she goes, your son has a very offensive name for his fantasy football team.

01:11:38.000 Mind your own fucking business.

01:11:40.000 Okay.

01:11:41.000 How is this news?

01:11:43.000 Parent, You shouldn't know your kid's fantasy football team.

01:11:46.000 Unless maybe there were, like, somebody was like, Dude, it was so bad, it was like Auschwitz.

01:11:50.000 And he's just like, Oh, Auschwitz is like a bad.

01:11:52.000 I think what happened is he probably looked up funniest names for a fantasy football team, and there's probably like Belson was a gas or something like that.

01:12:00.000 This is not fake.

01:12:01.000 $3.5 million we've spent to find out why lesbians are obese.

01:12:06.000 I know why they're obese because no one fucks them, and they're in a bad mood.

01:12:10.000 This is why they're grumpy, too.

01:12:12.000 NIH project enters fifth year.

01:12:15.000 See, this is where all your money goes with Black Lives Matter and Thrive, that de Blasio thing.

01:12:21.000 It feels good to donate some of your money to a group like this.

01:12:24.000 It's going to fight injustice and fight racism.

01:12:26.000 But all it does is it's like the blob.

01:12:29.000 It just keeps expanding and expanding like a lesbian's gunt.

01:12:35.000 And they'll keep studying this forever.

01:12:39.000 Why solve it?

01:12:40.000 You solve it and the money stops.

01:12:44.000 One thing you could do, though, to prevent obesity is to put flowers in drinks that have low calories.

01:12:53.000 That saves people.

01:12:55.000 Hello?

01:12:56.000 I thought that was a great dishonor to her and to her family.

01:13:00.000 It is, being fat.

01:13:03.000 But yeah, show the picture.

01:13:05.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:13:07.000 So I think I recognize the chick in the top.

01:13:12.000 Although it's hard to tell with these turgid faces and their giant cheeks.

01:13:16.000 But I think she's the one who's like a Danish comedian.

01:13:19.000 So they're recreating the Slim Fast thing, right?

01:13:23.000 I'm sorry, what was it, Kent University?

01:13:27.000 I think that's Kent, where I believe three students were killed by military police because they were protesting the Vietnam War.

01:13:36.000 Pretty big fucking deal.

01:13:38.000 Pretty heavy shit.

01:13:39.000 Pretty major war.

01:13:40.000 60,000 men died.

01:13:42.000 And you're comparing that to a drink that's trying to help you not be a disgusting fat pig who's dying?

01:13:49.000 Wow.

01:13:55.000 Wait a minute.

01:13:55.000 Are we in COVID?

01:13:58.000 Yes.

01:13:59.000 Oh, okay.

01:14:00.000 I know what happened.

01:14:01.000 We did the trans thing, and then we went off at a feminism tangent.

01:14:07.000 All right, let's get back to that.

01:14:08.000 Feminism is cancer.

01:14:09.000 Feminism is cancer.

01:14:11.000 I'm a lady.

01:14:13.000 That one on the left is a day ruiner.

01:14:17.000 No, go back to COVID.

01:14:23.000 No, I hate that one.

01:14:25.000 Delete it.

01:14:26.000 Yeah, it sucks.

01:14:28.000 Helvetica.

01:14:31.000 So checking in on these dudes, sorry, I warned you I was going to get to this a long-ass time ago, beginning of the show.

01:14:37.000 But our buddy Danny at Max Public House.

01:14:45.000 They called Max Pub on Fox News.

01:14:47.000 That pissed me off.

01:14:48.000 What the fudge?

01:14:51.000 This paper keeps changing.

01:14:53.000 There it is.

01:14:54.000 Mad Max South Staten Island Rampage.

01:14:59.000 Protest boss Rams deputy with vehicle DA.

01:15:02.000 Now, I don't think it's this guy.

01:15:04.000 I'm not positive.

01:15:05.000 I think it might have been the guy with hair.

01:15:07.000 But he rammed a sheriff deputy.

01:15:11.000 Dude, that's like six or seven years.

01:15:16.000 I hope he says that he, I mean, I hope he can argue that it was self-defense or he was spooked or he was trying to escape or something.

01:15:22.000 But I think the cop was on the hood of the Jeep for like a block.

01:15:27.000 And then he was stopped by another dude.

01:15:29.000 What if these guys are just victims and they got used as patsies to be the fall guys for COVID?

01:15:37.000 I don't want to take away from their bravery.

01:15:38.000 I just like to throw some sprinkles on the table.

01:15:41.000 Keep an open mind.

01:15:42.000 It looks, things are rarely what they appear these days, but it looks like some guy said, look, fuck it, let's die with our boots on and we're going to go bankrupt anyway, so let's die fighting.

01:15:54.000 That's the narrative that I think is the most likely.

01:15:57.000 But there's a possibility, let's say a one in five chance, that these guys were just being used.

01:16:03.000 Scott Lebedo, who I love to death, maybe said, guys, we got to fight.

01:16:09.000 We're going to do this project.

01:16:10.000 And they sort of went, okay, let's go along for the ride.

01:16:12.000 You seem to know what you're doing.

01:16:14.000 Because I think they're ruined now.

01:16:17.000 I mean, you can't hit a cop with a car, even in police-hating New York.

01:16:22.000 And by the way, I would think I was a little too nice to these sheriffs the other day.

01:16:28.000 I know you have to enforce the law, but I'm starting to change my mind about cutting them slack.

01:16:36.000 Yeah, Tim Poole calls them oathbreakers because they're not upholding the Constitution because you should have fair laws all around and one block has to do this while another block works.

01:16:47.000 Well, they say it's because the cases are higher there.

01:16:50.000 But the cases are higher because it's a poorer area.

01:16:54.000 It's more working class.

01:16:55.000 And these trade guys, these union guys, they have to get tested sometimes once a day.

01:16:59.000 And by the way, those are counting as new cases.

01:17:02.000 So say a guy gets it.

01:17:03.000 I told you this the other day.

01:17:04.000 He gets it and they test Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday.

01:17:07.000 It's the same case.

01:17:08.000 He's probably better by Thursday, but it counts as three cases of COVID.

01:17:12.000 So that might be why the cases are so high.

01:17:16.000 But it also can't be a coincidence that the mayor and the governor want to shit on a place that was probably the highest density of Trump voters outside of maybe Breezy Point, which was 75.

01:17:33.000 14th Amendment.

01:17:34.000 Pete Davidson got up on SNL to do the least funny shit.

01:17:38.000 Hey, Pete, Muslims killed your father.

01:17:41.000 You might want to try being Islamophobic.

01:17:43.000 You might want to try being a little more conservative because the left loves Islam and would allow, I don't know if you ever checked out Europe, France just had a teacher beheaded.

01:17:55.000 He went back to Chechnya, massive parade for his funeral.

01:17:58.000 They're very happy with him over in Chechnya.

01:18:00.000 Muslims want you to die.

01:18:03.000 And if you don't believe me, go ask your dad.

01:18:07.000 He's dead.

01:18:09.000 So maybe stop being such a fucking left-wing pussy.

01:18:15.000 On Wednesday, residents of Staten Island held a large rally outside Mac's pub to protest restrictions on indoor dining.

01:18:22.000 With more on this, it's Staten Island native Pete Davidson.

01:18:26.000 Watch how awkward this is as they read the script.

01:18:29.000 Imagine you were watching a movie and the actors had the script here.

01:18:32.000 It's called Running Lines, and it's not interesting to watch.

01:18:36.000 It's actors practicing.

01:18:38.000 But this is just two guys running lines.

01:18:41.000 And we have to watch it?

01:18:42.000 Was it comedy sketch?

01:18:46.000 Thank you.

01:18:46.000 Yeah, Ice.

01:18:46.000 Wait, what was that?

01:18:47.000 Was that a protest?

01:18:48.000 I guess right before that, Kate McKinnon did her Rudy Giuliani thing.

01:18:55.000 So he's referencing a previous bit.

01:18:58.000 We have to follow that Giuliani fart.

01:19:00.000 Thank you.

01:19:01.000 Yeah, Ice.

01:19:02.000 The protest, people were outside the bar shouting about freedom, taunting the cops, chanting that they should arrest the governor.

01:19:09.000 But it's Staten Island, so I assumed that it was just like a typical last call.

01:19:13.000 And are you against these protests?

01:19:15.000 I mean, kind of, but I'm also just happy I'm no longer the first thing people think of when they say, what's the worst thing about Staten Island?

01:19:23.000 Come on, that's not true.

01:19:24.000 People like you.

01:19:25.000 Yeah, but not in the right way.

01:19:26.000 You know, like, I don't get to like host the Emmys like you and Che.

01:19:29.000 But I did just find out there's an Etsy store selling Pete Davidson vibrators.

01:19:36.000 How weird is that?

01:19:37.000 You could buy a vibrator with my face on it for $15 or one without my face for $20.

01:19:44.000 I don't even get a cut of the sales.

01:19:45.000 Now I know how Shiku feels.

01:19:47.000 That would be kind of funny if it's true.

01:19:48.000 But if it's not, I could look into it.

01:19:52.000 I couldn't make it through this, by the way.

01:19:55.000 Back to the pub.

01:19:56.000 What exactly were they?

01:19:58.000 Look at that.

01:19:58.000 Well, the bar.

01:20:00.000 Am I nuts?

01:20:01.000 He's not looking at him at all.

01:20:02.000 That's so annoying.

01:20:03.000 Yeah.

01:20:04.000 Hey, Ryan.

01:20:05.000 So outside of that, how do you feel about your new apartment?

01:20:11.000 Even on Crime Report, when I had written jokes, that was part of the challenge.

01:20:15.000 You have to remember a chunk and then look as if you're in the room.

01:20:19.000 And it wasn't SNL for Fucks Pete's, for Pete Davidson.

01:20:25.000 Back to the pub.

01:20:26.000 What exactly were they protesting?

01:20:28.000 Well, the bar, shockingly, is in a neighborhood with the second highest COVID infections in all of New York.

01:20:34.000 So the rule is that they're supposed to let people eat or drink outside.

01:20:38.000 And the owner said no one wants to do that.

01:20:40.000 No room outside.

01:20:41.000 And it's freezing.

01:20:42.000 And they can't afford to build little igloos like the other places do.

01:20:46.000 Argument that people in Staten Island don't want to drink outside can be disproven by going to literally any Little League game.

01:20:54.000 One guy at the protest even gave a speech where he literally...

01:20:57.000 Little League doesn't happen during the winter, Pete.

01:20:59.000 Or does it?

01:21:00.000 No.

01:21:01.000 Okay.

01:21:03.000 One guy at the protest even gave a speech where he literally compared not being able to drink indoors to being Jewish during the Holocaust, which must have been awkward for the people.

01:21:13.000 It's not a very bloody analogy, but it comes up quite a bit, and it's usually from you guys.

01:21:18.000 Who had to suddenly pretend they believed in the Holocaust.

01:21:22.000 See, this is fucking Uncle Tom mania because he's a Staten Islander.

01:21:28.000 He knows all those people.

01:21:29.000 He's made his bones off of Max Public House culture, being a working-class guy from Staten Island with the dead fireman dad.

01:21:36.000 And there he is calling them Holocaust deniers because some probably Jewish person at SNL wrote the joke for him.

01:21:44.000 Keeps shucking and jiving, Pete.

01:21:46.000 The people that went to his shows and supported him and they were like, oh, one of us.

01:21:50.000 You're a bunch of stupid Nazis.

01:21:52.000 I'm hanging out with the elites now.

01:21:54.000 I take it that you found these protests frustrating.

01:21:56.000 Yeah, man.

01:21:57.000 They're making us look like babies.

01:21:58.000 You know, you know what's bad when even people in Boston are like, ah, drink it home, you queers.

01:22:06.000 And do you think that people should stay at home until the pandemic gets better?

01:22:09.000 Yeah, everyone wants to go have fun, but there's plenty of stuff you could do at home.

01:22:13.000 Like use your official Pete Davidson Viper.

01:22:17.000 Oh my God.

01:22:18.000 My girlfriend did a project for her class that was like better quality than that.

01:22:24.000 Like the right thing.

01:22:25.000 It's really low quality.

01:22:26.000 It's really like, it's like a high school show that because the high school is really well funded and they actually have a TV studio in the high school.

01:22:34.000 And they do the fucking Earl of March, that was my high school, TV report.

01:22:40.000 And you'd watch that as a parent and go, pretty good.

01:22:43.000 I like it.

01:22:44.000 Yeah.

01:22:44.000 I mean, we try to get maybe cue cards that are behind your head, but otherwise, I thought that was really good.

01:22:49.000 And the lighting was good.

01:22:51.000 Great work.

01:22:51.000 13-year-old.

01:22:54.000 What are you showing?

01:22:55.000 I'm trying to see.

01:22:56.000 Apparently in the article, it says there is footage of that the car thing happening.

01:23:01.000 Oh, really?

01:23:02.000 Yeah, but I haven't seen anything.

01:23:03.000 We'll get that later.

01:23:04.000 Speaking of the stress trans people go through, some guy, I shouldn't have laughed before I introduced this, had a meltdown stuck in the house.

01:23:13.000 He's a personal trainer, so he's probably going broke.

01:23:16.000 And he decapitated his children.

01:23:19.000 Father arrested after allegedly decapitating daughter and son over COVID-19 stress.

01:23:24.000 Personal trainer in Southern California was arrested after two of his children were found decapitated in their home on Friday.

01:23:30.000 This reminds me of the woman we talked about last week.

01:23:33.000 I just can't get this story out of my head.

01:23:36.000 So her family's coming over.

01:23:39.000 The government says, no, that's too dangerous.

01:23:41.000 You might kill her.

01:23:43.000 And then she goes, I want to die.

01:23:45.000 And they go, oh, cool.

01:23:46.000 Well, we should handle that too.

01:23:47.000 And they go over and kill her.

01:23:49.000 The government does.

01:23:52.000 I'm not exaggerating.

01:23:54.000 Don't go over to Granny's house.

01:23:56.000 You'll put her in jeopardy.

01:23:57.000 Well, that made Granny depressed.

01:23:59.000 She told you she doesn't care if she lives.

01:24:01.000 Oh, we handle that.

01:24:02.000 It's a euthanasia program.

01:24:03.000 We'll come over and give her a lethal injection.

01:24:06.000 So they would literally rather they kill her than she be with her family.

01:24:11.000 Did it not come up?

01:24:14.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:24:15.000 What are you doing?

01:24:15.000 I was looking at to see if I could find a picture of the man.

01:24:20.000 Elderly woman euthanized to avoid anguish of lockdown loneliness.

01:24:23.000 I mean, we showed you the article last week, but I just...

01:24:26.000 Why isn't there more outrage about this?

01:24:28.000 We killed your granny Because she's unsafe with COVID.

01:24:36.000 What?

01:24:38.000 Who tolerates this?

01:24:40.000 No, that's not the whole story, Gavin.

01:24:42.000 She was depressed because we wouldn't let her family see her, and she said she didn't want to live anymore if she can't be with her family.

01:24:49.000 So then it became a new topic, and that was, should you euthanize elderly people who are suffering to put them out of their misery?

01:24:58.000 But you created the misery, and what you just said is a long version of what I just said.

01:25:04.000 The end result is the same.

01:25:05.000 Granny's in danger.

01:25:08.000 She might die.

01:25:09.000 Let's go kill her.

01:25:10.000 Fuck you.

01:25:12.000 All right.

01:25:12.000 Apparently it was a 34-year-old black guy.

01:25:16.000 Oh, the sheriff?

01:25:17.000 No, the guy that detectives have arrested Maurice Taylor Sr., male black, 34 years of age.

01:25:24.000 I can't believe they said his race.

01:25:26.000 By the way, this capitalizing black is confusing now.

01:25:29.000 Right.

01:25:29.000 Because it looks like his name's male black.

01:25:31.000 Yeah.

01:25:33.000 The only reason I didn't think so because it had senior there.

01:25:36.000 Like, nobody puts a title.

01:25:37.000 Yeah, I was just going to say, what a weird thing to name your kid male.

01:25:40.000 I've seen black as a last name, but male.

01:25:42.000 All right, let's jump to Election Gate.

01:25:44.000 This is our last segment for the show before we get to the mail bag.

01:25:47.000 Big long shows on Mondays.

01:25:49.000 There's always lots of news to catch up on.

01:25:51.000 And yes, I think I'll wear flannels every day this week, right up until Flann Friday.

01:25:55.000 War.

01:26:01.000 You know, I had a reporter call me and say, did you donate $100 to that proud boy that was hit by a truck at a Prow Boy funeral?

01:26:10.000 Yes.

01:26:12.000 You can clearly see I did.

01:26:13.000 My name is there.

01:26:14.000 Did you also write war in the comments?

01:26:16.000 And I'm like, so let's get this straight here.

01:26:19.000 Your concern is me using provocative language and not Antifa trying to murder people at a funeral for a patriot.

01:26:30.000 Nice fucking, this is what I do to the media now.

01:26:33.000 I just ask them to look in the mirror.

01:26:35.000 I say, don't you think it's strange that you're more concerned with this than this?

01:26:38.000 What about the synagogue shooting?

01:26:40.000 What about the Orthodox Jews that were shot in New Jersey or upstate New York?

01:26:48.000 What about the anti-Semitic crimes, anti-Christian hate crimes all over Europe right now with radical Islam?

01:26:55.000 It's just, you've chosen such a strange niche.

01:26:58.000 Even Aryan nations, those are Nazi white power gangs.

01:27:02.000 Where's your peace on them?

01:27:07.000 Which brings us to 32.

01:27:11.000 Not 31 yet.

01:27:12.000 Do 32.

01:27:13.000 So this is a bizarre article.

01:27:16.000 This guy's problem with Ali Alexander, his name's Drew.

01:27:21.000 Aaron Burnett, is that his name?

01:27:26.000 Aaron Burnett.

01:27:27.000 Yep.

01:27:29.000 No, I think his name's Drew.

01:27:32.000 They believe the election was stolen, believe their protests can stop it, and Donald Trump can stay in the White House.

01:27:38.000 And amidst the political fury, fueled by lies and disinformation, is an opportunity to make a buck.

01:27:45.000 Fueled by lies and disinformation.

01:27:49.000 It's just a fact that all of these things, the stolen thing, is just lies.

01:27:53.000 So what's this guy's angle?

01:27:55.000 That they're trying to, they're just doing it for money.

01:27:57.000 You see, Ali asks for donations on his site, and Alex Jones sells supplements.

01:28:02.000 What the fuck is Alex Jones supposed to do?

01:28:05.000 He sells merch.

01:28:06.000 CNN sells shit all the time.

01:28:07.000 And you want to talk about fundraising?

01:28:09.000 What about the SPLC?

01:28:10.000 Did you do a big feature on them?

01:28:12.000 That's all they do is fundraise.

01:28:15.000 Nothing else.

01:28:21.000 Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who showed up at a recent rally in an armored car, is just one of the Stop the Steel promoters embracing the chance to cash in, using the slogan to help sell mail enhancement supplements and Armageddon survivor products.

01:28:36.000 Others asking for money are much more direct.

01:28:39.000 What is it doing?

01:28:39.000 Griffin.

01:28:44.000 That's Ali Alexander.

01:28:45.000 I've called him a Roger Stone wannabe in a past story about how Trump's ally, Roger Stone, actually began Stop the Steel back in 2016.

01:28:54.000 Alexander has launched a Stop the Steel website seeking donations and claiming he doesn't have time to start a stupid non-profit or LLC, so just send him the money by Bitcoin, Litecoin, PayPal, Cash App, to be used, he says,

01:29:09.000 to organize protests across the country like this one.

01:29:12.000 He's organizing protests across the country.

01:29:15.000 Excuse me.

01:29:15.000 Zero.

01:29:16.000 Zero.

01:29:16.000 I'm dedicating my time and my company.

01:29:18.000 How do we know that with all the money that's going to your primary?

01:29:23.000 You're for the Democrat Party, Drew.

01:29:25.000 You call me a woman to be like a racist motherfucker.

01:29:28.000 You're a racist motherfucker.

01:29:30.000 Since Alexander's money is going to him, he doesn't have to report how he spends it.

01:29:34.000 But whatever he's collecting pales in comparison to the tension millions of dollars being raped.

01:29:42.000 Oh, when I hover over it.

01:29:44.000 Stop hovering over it, please.

01:29:48.000 From his true believers.

01:29:49.000 Stop donated to the Trump.

01:29:52.000 Oh, I'm dumb.

01:29:58.000 So now the money that donated to Donald Trump is somehow Ali's problem.

01:30:02.000 They're all Trump, Ali, everyone's getting rich off of this.

01:30:07.000 And the president have taken in $207 million, according to the Trump campaign, fueled by a fraudulent belief the election was stolen.

01:30:16.000 All of it being egged on by an aggressive outreach campaign to supporters who've received more than 420 emails since Election Day alone.

01:30:26.000 I have received about that many emails.

01:30:27.000 I signed up to the DNC and I get emails at least three times a day.

01:30:31.000 We need your help, Gavin.

01:30:34.000 It's relentless.

01:30:36.000 That's politics, Drew.

01:30:38.000 These are people that sign up, too.

01:30:41.000 I got to look him up.

01:30:42.000 I feel like they're just bombing random emails.

01:30:45.000 The president and his family with messages like, my team has given me a list of patriots who stepped up to help us.

01:30:51.000 I've noticed your name is still missing.

01:30:55.000 My father wants to know who is standing with him.

01:30:58.000 Democrats are doing everything they can to steal the election.

01:31:02.000 You ever seen anything quite like this before?

01:31:05.000 I've seen people try to raise money off of all sorts of crises, all sorts of problems, both fake and real, but I've never seen one like this connected to our elections and basically challenging the legitimacy of our elections.

01:31:18.000 Shit.

01:31:21.000 What's this one?

01:31:22.000 Controversial former Catholic priest and public figure.

01:31:27.000 Is that the same Drew Griffin?

01:31:28.000 No, it can't be.

01:31:31.000 No, that's not it.

01:31:33.000 He just has got such a boomer face.

01:31:35.000 And when you look him up, of course, it's all just CNN.

01:31:40.000 Ugh.

01:31:41.000 All right.

01:31:43.000 We got some pretty heavy shit news right when we started filming today.

01:31:47.000 Ugh.

01:31:47.000 Look at his face.

01:31:50.000 Kind of looks like Ricky's dad from Trailer Park Boys in that pic.

01:31:58.000 Well, let's go.

01:32:00.000 Let's just show the good news first.

01:32:03.000 3-1.

01:32:04.000 This seems to be fucking huge to me.

01:32:06.000 This is the misinformation, I guess.

01:32:10.000 Where's the curiosity here?

01:32:12.000 I don't know how real it is.

01:32:14.000 Okay, click on the pick.

01:32:17.000 Where County Georgia has broken the Dominion algorithm using sequestered Dominion equipment, where County ran an equal number of Trump votes and Biden votes through the tabulator.

01:32:26.000 And the tabulator reported a 26% lead for Biden.

01:32:31.000 That seems to me to be real fucking big.

01:32:34.000 Maybe this person's lying.

01:32:36.000 Maybe this isn't true.

01:32:37.000 But if it is, shouldn't every journalist be going nuts on this right now?

01:32:42.000 No matter where you stand on the political spectrum, that would be like the biggest story, one of the biggest stories in American history.

01:32:47.000 It would be way bigger than Watergate.

01:32:49.000 Way bigger.

01:32:52.000 If our machines can be tricked into adding 26% to one guy, that's fucking mad.

01:33:00.000 We don't have a democracy anymore.

01:33:01.000 That's huge.

01:33:03.000 Also, seemingly very big, 3-3, the FBI raided a home.

01:33:10.000 And there's so much news coming out that I'm sorry I'm not handing you like a 900-page report.

01:33:15.000 I'm going to have to be relying on social media and people I trust on social media.

01:33:20.000 FBI raided the home of an IT expert in Arizona's Maricopa County.

01:33:23.000 The agents were looking for evidence of a cyber attack on an unnamed organization and stolen voter data.

01:33:30.000 They left with eight hard drives, three computers, and a bag of USB sticks.

01:33:36.000 That seems pretty fucking big.

01:33:38.000 And that's on forbes.com.

01:33:41.000 And then finally, we're seeing these senators, Democrat senators, Elena Parent and Jennifer Jordan, defending the counting and saying that everything was legit.

01:33:53.000 But it looks like they were there.

01:33:56.000 Elena Parent was senator, they're both senators, counting ballots in DeKalb, Georgia.

01:34:00.000 This is a question mark, but people are going over the pictures of them in the hearings and them in the election rooms, and it appears they were the ones doing the counting.

01:34:13.000 She's a very lefty activist senator, too.

01:34:17.000 Both of them are.

01:34:19.000 Lots of Black Lives Matter.

01:34:20.000 Scroll down.

01:34:21.000 You can see where they stand politically.

01:34:25.000 So pretty good evidence that there she is supporting Haley.

01:34:28.000 That's not that radical.

01:34:29.000 But keep going, keep going.

01:34:33.000 No, that's boring.

01:34:34.000 She's just saying it's all bullshit that there's any stealing going on.

01:34:38.000 Keep going.

01:34:39.000 Eric Holder's not that radical.

01:34:40.000 There's a thing.

01:34:42.000 And then we have Biden Harris, blah, blah, blah.

01:34:44.000 Keep going.

01:34:45.000 There we go.

01:34:45.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:34:46.000 Take it down.

01:34:47.000 She was bitching about the Confederate flag statue.

01:34:50.000 Take it down.

01:34:50.000 Using her kids as political pawns.

01:34:53.000 And winning.

01:34:55.000 All right.

01:34:55.000 So now the bad news.

01:34:57.000 This just came in.

01:34:59.000 It looks like two judges, a black woman who was appointed by Obama and a white guy who was appointed by George W. Bush, said, fuck you to Sidney Powell.

01:35:08.000 We're not.

01:35:11.000 This was sent in a separate email.

01:35:13.000 We're not, what's the word I'm looking for?

01:35:17.000 They're dropping the case.

01:35:20.000 This seems pretty bad.

01:35:22.000 So it's a funny little election gate update because we have a major bomb like that Dominion thing being hacked.

01:35:31.000 Not just being hacked, but being built to hack.

01:35:36.000 And then we have this.

01:35:37.000 Kraken lawyer Sidney Powell's election fraud case are thrown out in Michigan and Georgia.

01:35:42.000 Detroit federal judge slams her for trying to undermine democracy and ignore the will of millions.

01:35:48.000 That, of course, is the black lawyer that Obama appointed.

01:35:51.000 But the George W. Bush guy was just as bad.

01:35:57.000 Scroll down.

01:36:00.000 So yeah, it's pretty grim here.

01:36:02.000 This whole article is fascinating.

01:36:04.000 I hate Daily Mail.

01:36:06.000 But let me just pull it up on my McPuter here.

01:36:10.000 My daughter used to call computers McPuters.

01:36:16.000 They want this court to substitute its judgment for 2.5 million voters who voted for Joe Biden.

01:36:21.000 And this I am willing to do, unwilling to do, said Judge Batten.

01:36:25.000 Batten was the black one, I believe.

01:36:32.000 Linda Parker, sorry.

01:36:34.000 Timothy Powell was the George W. Bush guy, and Linda Parker is the Obama chick.

01:36:40.000 But they just basically said, for us to throw these votes out means that we're giving up on democracy.

01:36:46.000 The opposite is true.

01:36:48.000 Didn't you grow up thinking judges were wise and had the will of the people in mind and made good decisions and cared about justice?

01:36:57.000 The judge's decision came after a federal judge in Michigan on Monday issued yet another withering opinion dismissing an effort by legal allies of President Trump to overturn millions of votes in Battleground, Michigan.

01:37:07.000 I'm getting too stupid to know what the fuck is going on here.

01:37:10.000 So does this mean Sidney Powell's entire case is garbage?

01:37:13.000 Or does this just mean her kraken is dead?

01:37:16.000 Because both of those are pretty bad news.

01:37:19.000 This is a roller coaster ride, folks, of up and down and up and down.

01:37:23.000 But I think after a few ups with that Dominion machine, and it's sad that our ups are evidence of our whole country being shit and a fraud.

01:37:33.000 But the down is the case getting thrown out, and it feels like we're in a bit of a down right now.

01:37:40.000 Anyway, I want to get away from COVID talk and election gate.

01:37:44.000 We'll definitely update you with the big ones, but I want to start having fun again.

01:37:49.000 So let's go to the mailbag because that's where fun comes from.

01:37:53.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:37:58.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:38:03.000 Let me touch it.

01:38:06.000 Can we have more chicks sending us in hot pics of themselves?

01:38:09.000 Not nudes.

01:38:10.000 Just so we can rate you.

01:38:12.000 Guys, send in Joker face.

01:38:14.000 Guys, Joker face.

01:38:15.000 For Gavin, women.

01:38:17.000 And girls can send in some Joker face, too.

01:38:19.000 Better be good.

01:38:20.000 And guys, do not send sexy pics.

01:38:24.000 Every time.

01:38:25.000 I said send nudes as a joke when we started this whole thing, and I got so many hot hunks.

01:38:32.000 Okay.

01:38:33.000 First letter is from Daniel.

01:38:38.000 What?

01:38:39.000 Is this her?

01:38:42.000 I think we just got sent one, like magic.

01:38:45.000 What the frick?

01:38:46.000 This came in right now, this very second.

01:38:49.000 G-Dog and Rygai.

01:38:50.000 I know Gavin is a fan of the Dusky Hughes.

01:38:52.000 May I suggest that he check out our current Miss Hawaii contestant?

01:38:55.000 Her name is Sierra Pagaduan.

01:38:58.000 I came across a photo of her.

01:38:59.000 P.S. If you want to see how this PC pension has become, check out last year's winner, Samantha Nayland.

01:39:03.000 She comes equipped with a natural hairdo.

01:39:06.000 She's still bagging, but banging, but not what you think of when you think of a Hawaiian girl.

01:39:12.000 Yeah, they're really pushing the dark black Africans as the miss of every country.

01:39:17.000 Samantha Naland, I'm looking her up.

01:39:20.000 Yeah, she's very attractive, but not exactly a normal Hawaiian.

01:39:26.000 That's that Hawaiian joint.

01:39:29.000 But yeah, this woman's very attractive, sir.

01:39:32.000 Kind of a toothy grin.

01:39:33.000 What should we give her?

01:39:34.000 Ryan's not very nice to anyone remotely Asiatic.

01:39:37.000 I'm going to give her an eight.

01:39:39.000 Solid eight.

01:39:40.000 I can see they're beautiful, but they're not like a woman.

01:39:43.000 Can you have Turd Flinging Monkey on a show?

01:39:46.000 He's an Afghanistan vet who exclusively has sex with sex dolls and argues that women should have their rights taken away to increase the fertility rate.

01:39:54.000 Okay.

01:39:56.000 Turd Flinging Monkey has got to come on the show, allegedly.

01:40:02.000 How many views does it have?

01:40:06.000 684.

01:40:08.000 But this might be some sort of...

01:40:09.000 This might be from the Turd Flinging Monkey.

01:40:11.000 Oh, maybe.

01:40:12.000 The most people organization China.

01:40:15.000 And I remember back in the 90s when I was a kid, still back in China.

01:40:21.000 I saw it on the news itself.

01:40:25.000 She probably smashed the subscribe.

01:40:26.000 Oh, don't forget to smash that subscribe button.

01:40:28.000 That guy sounds super boring, and you suck for suggesting him.

01:40:32.000 Have you seen this video of the Oregon self-identified teacher?

01:40:35.000 Yes, we'll be showing.

01:40:36.000 Well, we might as well show that now.

01:40:38.000 Having a complete meltdown when she saw people protesting to reopen the schools.

01:40:42.000 Look at this black and drumming teacher.

01:41:29.000 She just got a text.

01:41:30.000 Mom, where are you?

01:41:32.000 Sorry, I'm late, honey.

01:41:33.000 I'm yelling at strangers.

01:41:36.000 Pompeii in Egypt.

01:41:38.000 This looks like someone's going to give me a fucking science lesson.

01:41:42.000 Boring.

01:41:44.000 Gavin and Ryan, I was a pyroclastic surge.

01:41:47.000 No, it was a pyroclastic surge or currents of heat and gas that flash-fried the Pompeian citizens in Vessevius' eruption of 79 AD.

01:41:56.000 They were basically flash-incinerated, and evidence suggests body fluids were rapidly vaporized.

01:42:04.000 From Black Bolt episode last Thursday, that scripture was in reference to the Babylonian captivity of Egypt, not the Exodus with Moses.

01:42:12.000 Egypt was attacked by Babylon.

01:42:17.000 Egypt was attacked by Babylon around 601 BC, but Egypt was never completely overthrown at the time.

01:42:22.000 I have no idea what that stupid kid was saying in that TikTok thing.

01:42:25.000 Moses and the Israelite fled from Egypt around 1440 BC or 3,000 years ago to escape slavery under the Ypshin Pharaoh.

01:42:33.000 Well, that's what black Hebrew Israelites call themselves.

01:42:37.000 Totally different story.

01:42:37.000 We can tell Ryan paid attention in Bible school.

01:42:40.000 Egypt went...

01:42:41.000 Oh, he's saying you did pay attention in Bible school, Ryan.

01:42:44.000 Cool.

01:42:44.000 It's rare you get a compliment.

01:42:46.000 I don't know the Bible that well, but thank you, sir.

01:42:50.000 Egypt went into decline with the rise of the Roman civilization.

01:42:53.000 Just ask Mark Anthony Cleopatra as Egypt was absorbed into a province of Rome by 30 BC.

01:42:59.000 Ames or Amy, not James, who apparently sounds like a man when she has COVID-19 and questions Gavin Stolen valor of film accolades.

01:43:08.000 Oh, so it's abroad who is schooling us.

01:43:12.000 Thanks for the Dinosaur Jr. recommendation.

01:43:14.000 Known about them for years.

01:43:15.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:43:16.000 Also, Captain Rock enrolled Dave Grohl as one of the cringiest douches out there, claiming, we got to save rock and bring it back to the mainstream, but writing radio rock trash himself and disregarding the bands who are genuinely inspired.

01:43:28.000 Sure, I can take that.

01:43:31.000 He's all we got.

01:43:33.000 If Ryan likes it, it sucks.

01:43:35.000 That might be a t-shirt.

01:43:36.000 You haven't heard The Pretender by them?

01:43:37.000 It's a rocker.

01:43:41.000 Foofighters are for dads.

01:43:43.000 They rock hard.

01:43:44.000 Like the live shows?

01:43:45.000 Amazing.

01:43:46.000 Yeah, I'm sure.

01:43:47.000 Your dad and your uncle should probably go to them.

01:43:51.000 It's fucking cornball boomer shit.

01:43:54.000 I didn't make this, but if you're okay with stealing it, you would make a cool bumper.

01:43:59.000 Okay?

01:44:00.000 Also from the same account, this weird anti-Obama gem.

01:44:04.000 I forgot the first one.

01:44:05.000 What's he talking about?

01:44:08.000 This is for you.

01:44:17.000 All right, next letter.

01:44:19.000 This is the Obama one.

01:44:20.000 Yeah, I don't want to see it.

01:44:21.000 That's why I said next letter.

01:44:24.000 There's a video drop at 1.35.

01:44:29.000 Oh, we already covered that.

01:44:30.000 Thank you.

01:44:34.000 Hey, Gabby, this is the last one.

01:44:35.000 Hey, Gabby McKinley and Rice Master of the Queer Quadrant.

01:44:38.000 I recently got into the Bristol's punk band Idols.

01:44:42.000 I like Bristol's or Bristol.

01:44:45.000 Is there another place called Bristols?

01:44:47.000 Now, musically, I think they're great.

01:44:48.000 Now, sound creativity, blah, blah, blah.

01:44:50.000 Back in the sounds.

01:44:52.000 Except for Islam, Don't Kill Your Humps and all these hummuffs.

01:44:55.000 I want to be the share of them.

01:44:58.000 And it's this pre-she double standard, insecure garbage that makes me almost not want to listen because it's so blatant and pandering.

01:45:03.000 It just ruins a good thing.

01:45:04.000 It ruins art and entertainment.

01:45:06.000 It makes it no fun.

01:45:07.000 Punk was better back in the days when bands like Fear saying stuff like, I don't care about you, fuck you.

01:45:11.000 But now it's just you need to care about everyone or fuck you.

01:45:14.000 Do you think we'll ever see things like that again?

01:45:17.000 So he's like, love yourself, accept everyone, have a meaningful life.

01:45:21.000 And then fucking homophobes, I want to kill them all.

01:45:30.000 You will not catch me staring at the sun.

01:45:34.000 Not sucking on a dungeon, not turning round to run.

01:45:40.000 All the buildings are short there because the soil is pretty muddy.

01:45:44.000 So if you built a high-rise, it would sink.

01:45:46.000 So you feel, it's a big town, but it just feels so small.

01:45:54.000 That's the sound of strength in our bones.

01:45:58.000 Feet fire.

01:46:02.000 That cornball boomer music.

01:46:05.000 Turn it up.

01:46:13.000 Not taught by our teachers on our curriculum.

01:46:18.000 Do you hear that farm noise?

01:46:20.000 See, it's new.

01:46:21.000 It's exciting.

01:46:22.000 It's weird.

01:46:23.000 It's great.

01:46:26.000 I just heard one of the best jams ever.

01:46:28.000 It's a Ty Richards song called Going Out for a Cigarette.

01:46:32.000 Okay, let's hear it.

01:46:33.000 He's in our music group now.

01:46:35.000 We have him.

01:46:36.000 Ryan has a little music chat, Zoom, which we'll make into a show if it is good.

01:46:42.000 It won't be.

01:46:44.000 Well, we got to get our bearings first.

01:46:46.000 Bearings.

01:46:49.000 Oh, he made a video for it, too.

01:46:53.000 He records everything through a Tascam.

01:46:56.000 He did the whole thing through like a cheap Tascam thing that sounds amazeball.

01:47:20.000 Apparently, he had some beef with Owen Benjamin.

01:47:22.000 I don't know what that's about, but I want to ask him about it.

01:47:23.000 Oh, it went crazy.

01:47:25.000 Oh, you knew about that?

01:47:27.000 Yeah.

01:47:27.000 Frick.

01:47:28.000 It went over the top.

01:47:29.000 All right.

01:47:30.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:47:33.000 The final video.

01:47:34.000 Which is 3.6 when you get there.

01:47:53.000 These long shows, I'm pretty tired by the end.

01:47:56.000 Here is a fun.

01:47:58.000 You've probably seen this.

01:47:58.000 It's already gone majorly viral, but we were showing you Antifa getting the shit beaten out of them.

01:48:03.000 And I want to end on an up note after that Kraken got shut down, which is exactly what happened in the movie, too.

01:48:10.000 This guy is waving, he's screaming at Trump supporters exactly like the teacher we just saw.

01:48:15.000 But then he flashes a knife, and it doesn't go well for him.

01:48:22.000 Get it!

01:48:23.000 Get him!

01:48:23.000 Get it!

01:48:39.000 That car is ruined.

01:48:45.000 I haven't pepper sprayed.

01:48:47.000 I saved face by just going, don't jump up and down.

01:48:53.000 He's doing Joker face.

01:49:00.000 I wish that had gone longer.

01:49:02.000 I know.

01:49:03.000 Get fired.

01:49:04.000 Get in trouble.

01:49:04.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 07, 2020

S03E48 - HOMOWEEN [2020-12-07 - S03E48 - HOMOWEEN]

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