Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S03E55 - STABBED IN DC [2020-12-22 - S03E55

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:38.000 That was Christmas in what's it called?

00:00:43.000 Reuben.

00:00:44.000 Reuben is the band, and the song is Christmas.

00:00:48.000 Christmas is awesome.

00:00:49.000 We still don't have a chord for Ryan's camera, so you still don't get Ryan.

00:00:54.000 Maybe you could just come over here.

00:00:55.000 Okay.

00:01:01.000 There you go.

00:01:02.000 You gotta sort of lower yourself down there, show everyone your hat.

00:01:07.000 Okay.

00:01:10.000 Should we see a little bit more of that band?

00:01:12.000 They're totally rocking jammers.

00:01:14.000 Oh shit, I forgot to number all the links, dude.

00:01:17.000 Ah, frigg.

00:01:18.000 That's all right.

00:01:21.000 Fun little video they did with their parents.

00:01:23.000 They seem to be a British band.

00:01:25.000 Just go to where it was.

00:01:39.000 He's saying he's sorry about the nailed to a cross thing?

00:01:41.000 Is he a Jew celebrating Santa, which was my goal this year?

00:01:58.000 The team is all done, so now we have fun.

00:02:04.000 Today's book is a fun little coffee table book by an artist named Robinson.

00:02:13.000 Just Robinson.

00:02:15.000 And this guy has these incredible drawings.

00:02:20.000 It's maybe you should look it up.

00:02:23.000 Sketches of New York.

00:02:26.000 And it boggles the mind how he did them.

00:02:29.000 I mean, sometimes I think, oh, you just trace them with a light board.

00:02:32.000 But other times I go, no, you couldn't have because these aren't tracings.

00:02:38.000 So.

00:02:40.000 New York line by line.

00:02:41.000 Yeah.

00:02:44.000 It's just a fun book to have in your coffee table when guests come by.

00:02:52.000 Where is he from?

00:02:55.000 I should have maybe had this ready.

00:02:56.000 This was first published in 09, I guess.

00:03:00.000 Anyway.

00:03:02.000 He was a German...

00:03:03.000 1910 to 1993.

00:03:05.000 Robinson was a German illustrator who lived and worked most of his life in Berlin.

00:03:08.000 He created hundreds of thousands of drawings.

00:03:11.000 His portfolio includes books on Paris, Tokyo, and Moscow.

00:03:14.000 Anyway, check him out.

00:03:15.000 He's very inspiring.

00:03:18.000 Got a very 50s kind of a feel to it.

00:03:20.000 You know what I did with this?

00:03:22.000 We used to have our first apartment, my wife and I, with the kids that we bought.

00:03:29.000 We had a TV in the living room, and I didn't like that you walk in and it's just TV because the living room and the kitchen, the dining room was all one big open room.

00:03:36.000 It wasn't very big.

00:03:39.000 I was kind of cheap with my first apartment purchase.

00:03:42.000 And so that bothered me.

00:03:45.000 So what I did was I made folding doors.

00:03:47.000 You know, like a closet that you open, the doors fold?

00:03:50.000 I bought those from Home Depot.

00:03:52.000 And I set up the racks at the top and the bottom.

00:03:55.000 And then you would close them.

00:03:57.000 And I had a red light around the edge of them, sort of like this, actually.

00:04:01.000 And then I took this picture, I think, or one of these, bought an overhead projector, which are cheap, then went to a printing store, had this printed on acetate, projected it onto the folding doors, and then sat there.

00:04:16.000 It took me weeks and traced it.

00:04:19.000 Oh, wow.

00:04:21.000 So when you walked into the house, you saw this nice lit piece of art.

00:04:25.000 And then I used, oh yeah, I had like 10 different colored sharpies, so I didn't make it all black.

00:04:30.000 Sometimes I'd be drawing with red for a while, then I'd switch to orange, then I'd switch to blue.

00:04:34.000 So it was like a multicolored version of this.

00:04:36.000 I'm going to have a picture of that somewhere.

00:04:37.000 And then one time my brother came by with his friend who had mental issues.

00:04:42.000 And the friend was like, oh, I'll help.

00:04:43.000 And I go, okay, but follow it line by line and be really specific.

00:04:46.000 And he was the shittiest artist ever.

00:04:48.000 And he was rushing a bunch of the windows.

00:04:51.000 So the windows weren't all square.

00:04:52.000 So it looked perfect except for this one little area.

00:04:55.000 I just sent him home.

00:04:56.000 That would kill him.

00:04:57.000 I said, you're not sleeping here tonight.

00:04:58.000 Because he had come from Jersey or something.

00:04:59.000 Get the fuck out of my house.

00:05:01.000 But I have mental issues.

00:05:03.000 Yeah, I know.

00:05:05.000 I have issues with you having mental issues.

00:05:09.000 I just watched them happen live.

00:05:13.000 Here's a great jam I was going to choose, but I couldn't because this is Christmas week and everything is Christmassy.

00:05:17.000 We got one more show that's live and then it's pre-taped.

00:05:22.000 But Billy Bragg has a great song called New England.

00:05:24.000 If you could avoid his communist beliefs, he's a great musician.

00:05:28.000 But Christy McCall did a little 80s pop cover of it I'd never heard before.

00:05:34.000 This is the chick from Fairy Tale of New York that you dressed up as.

00:05:39.000 Yes, I did.

00:05:39.000 You can see my daughter didn't do a great job of mimicking her makeup.

00:05:43.000 I don't recognize the person I'm looking at as compared to what I looked like.

00:05:47.000 You'll see what we're talking about on Christmas Eve.

00:05:55.000 It sort of shows what a great songwriter he was.

00:05:59.000 He was into just love songs.

00:06:00.000 He was a street busker, and he wrote these great love songs.

00:06:03.000 And then Jokes Drummer came along and it inspired Billy Bragg to get political.

00:06:07.000 And the next thing you know, he's a fucking raging communist.

00:06:13.000 But this is not political.

00:06:16.000 I'm not looking for a new England.

00:06:17.000 I'm just looking for another girl.

00:06:20.000 I saw two shooting stars last night.

00:06:22.000 I wished on them, but they were only satellites.

00:06:24.000 It's wrong to wish on space hardware.

00:06:26.000 I wish, I wish, I wish you cared.

00:06:29.000 Now jump farther into the song because it picks up, too.

00:06:58.000 We'll get to him in a second.

00:06:59.000 He's back in the news.

00:07:02.000 Front page of the New York Post, Grand New Deal.

00:07:06.000 I mean, go ahead and get the vaccine, old people, I guess.

00:07:09.000 You got nothing to, well, yeah, you got less to lose.

00:07:12.000 But there's a great article in here about Martin Shkrelli seducing this L journalist.

00:07:21.000 And she dumped her husband for him.

00:07:23.000 And he's not that interested anymore.

00:07:28.000 We'll get to that.

00:07:29.000 Don't worry.

00:07:30.000 I have to tell you some stories, though, first.

00:07:33.000 I went to a mall last night.

00:07:37.000 When was the last time you went to a mall?

00:07:39.000 Ooh, about like two months ago, maybe.

00:07:41.000 Really?

00:07:41.000 Yeah.

00:07:42.000 Why?

00:07:42.000 Middletown mall.

00:07:44.000 Why?

00:07:44.000 I believe.

00:07:46.000 I forgot.

00:07:47.000 I like mall walking.

00:07:48.000 I like just kind of browsing around.

00:07:50.000 I just like walking around the mall.

00:07:52.000 What?

00:07:53.000 Yeah.

00:07:54.000 What?

00:07:54.000 I like public spaces.

00:07:57.000 And then like, because it gives you a reason to be there.

00:07:59.000 It's not like a park.

00:08:00.000 It's like you can walk into stores and browse and be like, oh, what's this?

00:08:04.000 No, a park, like Central Park is one of the most beautifully designed parks in the world.

00:08:08.000 You walk around that.

00:08:09.000 You take in nature and there's statues and birds.

00:08:12.000 And a fucking mall is full of beauty products and purses.

00:08:16.000 Yeah, but people watching.

00:08:17.000 The people watching is great.

00:08:19.000 Oh, my God.

00:08:20.000 You're the opposite, man.

00:08:21.000 And then you'll hear like things out of context that people say.

00:08:25.000 It's fun.

00:08:26.000 Yeah, it's really...

00:08:27.000 Well, the purpose of me bringing it up was to talk about what a living hell it was.

00:08:31.000 And the fact that Ryan likes it is actually helping my point.

00:08:35.000 If he likes a song, you can tell it's a shitty song and vice versa.

00:08:41.000 But so I drive there, and I haven't been to a mall in years.

00:08:44.000 I fucking hate shopping, obviously.

00:08:46.000 I'm a man.

00:08:47.000 And I have to get my wife.

00:08:48.000 She knew I wasn't going to buy her anything.

00:08:49.000 So she sent me a text saying, get me creme de la mer, sea cream, for my fucking face, and some oven mitts, because I wrecked her oven mitts by picking up a steak off the burning grill.

00:09:04.000 So, okay, fine.

00:09:05.000 You know what?

00:09:06.000 Happy wife, happy life.

00:09:08.000 So I get there, and it's just infinite.

00:09:11.000 It's the Westchester Mall.

00:09:13.000 And I drove down Bloomingdale Road to get it.

00:09:17.000 Is that the name of it?

00:09:18.000 Bloomingdale?

00:09:19.000 Yeah.

00:09:20.000 But I'm not in Bloomingdale's.

00:09:21.000 That's another building.

00:09:23.000 And I asked some woman who works there, how do I get to Bloomingdale?

00:09:25.000 She goes, oh, it's not really in this building.

00:09:27.000 But it's at the other side.

00:09:29.000 I don't even know.

00:09:30.000 No one knows anything at a mall.

00:09:33.000 The lunatics are running the asylum.

00:09:35.000 And you go, all right, I need to get these two things, boom, boom, boom, in and out.

00:09:39.000 I know they wouldn't be available.

00:09:40.000 Creme de la Mera apparently is a very rare facial cream.

00:09:43.000 So what's this?

00:09:46.000 What are you showing us?

00:09:48.000 Some mall background footage.

00:09:50.000 Okay.

00:09:54.000 I go, I'll just find like Crate and Barrel and some face store, Bloomingdale's, on a map.

00:10:00.000 And you show me the three floors.

00:10:01.000 Malls, when I was a kid, they had maps everywhere.

00:10:04.000 No maps.

00:10:06.000 Fuck.

00:10:07.000 So what am I going to do?

00:10:08.000 Just wander all three floors like I'm Ryan Katsu Rivera, Retardo?

00:10:14.000 So I start doing that.

00:10:16.000 And I'm looking for stuff that's all garbage.

00:10:19.000 There's no interesting stores too.

00:10:21.000 It's all like Gucci name brands and then some cheap, shitty place that sells their own fucking facial cream.

00:10:29.000 And of course, they don't have the fancy one I'm looking for.

00:10:32.000 And here's the weird part.

00:10:34.000 Gucci had a lineup, mostly black, couple dark Hispanics.

00:10:39.000 I'd say 80% black.

00:10:41.000 And it was one of the only stores that everything was pretty empty, but those stores had a lineup.

00:10:46.000 Now, Gucci is like $5,000 for a purse.

00:10:50.000 You all have that kind of money to throw around?

00:10:53.000 I actually involuntarily mumbled to myself, what are y'all drug dealers?

00:10:57.000 Like, how is a place that overpriced so packed with all black people?

00:11:06.000 So I wander around, wander around.

00:11:08.000 Eventually, I go, I need this facial cream.

00:11:12.000 Have you got it?

00:11:12.000 No, we only make our own, okay?

00:11:14.000 How do you pay the bills?

00:11:16.000 I didn't ask that, but I don't understand how a bunch of fucking creams keep this place afloat.

00:11:22.000 So she goes, go to Nordstrom's.

00:11:23.000 All right.

00:11:23.000 So I go to Nordstrom's.

00:11:25.000 No one's there.

00:11:26.000 There's no staff anywhere.

00:11:29.000 So I go in and I'm like, hello, waiting around, waiting, waiting, waiting.

00:11:33.000 Eventually, I see a woman.

00:11:34.000 She's helping some people and I'm done waiting.

00:11:36.000 So I go, do you have creme de la mer?

00:11:38.000 And she goes, what?

00:11:40.000 It's behind that wall over there.

00:11:41.000 So I go behind the wall, this sort of display wall, and I think I'm behind a cash.

00:11:45.000 Like I see a cash register right there.

00:11:47.000 I don't think I'm supposed to be here.

00:11:48.000 So I wait and I wait and I wait.

00:11:52.000 I must have been there for 10 minutes.

00:11:53.000 Just, hello?

00:11:54.000 Hello?

00:11:56.000 Trying to buy this shit.

00:11:57.000 And wait, do you hear the fucking price of it?

00:12:00.000 So eventually some ratty sort of almost punky chick with greenish hair shows up.

00:12:06.000 And she goes, oh, so sorry for the weight.

00:12:07.000 Yeah, whatever.

00:12:08.000 They're treating you really nice because, well, you'll hear the price.

00:12:11.000 So yeah, okay, yeah.

00:12:13.000 Look, I just need that.

00:12:14.000 Okay, body face.

00:12:16.000 You have dry skin.

00:12:18.000 I go, I don't know.

00:12:19.000 She's American Indian.

00:12:20.000 Are they dry?

00:12:21.000 I think her hands are dry sometimes.

00:12:23.000 But her face aren't like, she's basically Asian.

00:12:27.000 Aren't Asians like have the moister cheeks?

00:12:30.000 Yeah, I think so.

00:12:32.000 I know she'll wear shoes without socks and they don't stink, so she's not sweaty.

00:12:36.000 So maybe that she's dry?

00:12:38.000 You know, American Indians don't have earwax?

00:12:40.000 What?

00:12:41.000 It's powder.

00:12:43.000 Whoa.

00:12:43.000 It's just powder that falls out.

00:12:45.000 What?

00:12:46.000 Yep, they don't have earwax.

00:12:47.000 I've never heard that before.

00:12:48.000 And they have bigger, big toes.

00:12:50.000 Huh.

00:12:51.000 So Nike made them shoes with bigger, big toe areas.

00:12:54.000 Whoa, cool.

00:12:54.000 And they got offended because you were noticing something.

00:12:56.000 And Nike went, oh, sorry, we'll throw them out.

00:13:00.000 Geesh.

00:13:02.000 So this woman finally shows up.

00:13:05.000 She shows me the creme de la mer.

00:13:06.000 I go, okay, I don't know what size.

00:13:08.000 I think I'll get her.

00:13:08.000 It was a long drive, a big hassle.

00:13:10.000 I'll get her a big one.

00:13:11.000 And I go, what are the prices here?

00:13:13.000 And then she grabs me the two-ounce one.

00:13:15.000 It's a box about this big.

00:13:16.000 And I go, what's that one?

00:13:18.000 Probably too little.

00:13:19.000 I don't want to insult anyone.

00:13:21.000 She goes, $345.

00:13:24.000 My God.

00:13:26.000 And you know what it is.

00:13:27.000 It's just fucking Nivea.

00:13:30.000 Like they say, I think they say it's from the Dead Sea in Israel or something.

00:13:33.000 You're buying the brand.

00:13:34.000 That's all bullshit.

00:13:35.000 That's a fucking lie.

00:13:36.000 What?

00:13:36.000 You fly to the Dead Sea every day and bring back barrels and barrels of Dead Sea water because it's so amazing?

00:13:43.000 I don't believe...

00:13:44.000 You could put a gun to my head and I wouldn't believe that.

00:13:46.000 They probably do it the way.

00:13:47.000 KISS putting a gun to your head make you believe something more.

00:13:50.000 Yeah, I don't think so.

00:13:51.000 But the way that KISS put blood in their comic books, where you take one vial and you just put just a little bit, just enough.

00:13:57.000 What KISS did is they put like a few drops in the first batch.

00:14:02.000 And the argument was it mixed with all the red in the whole factory.

00:14:05.000 And now every red KISS book we do will have that in this entire run.

00:14:08.000 That's the Dead Sea.

00:14:09.000 I don't even think they did that.

00:14:10.000 I think what they did was the first batch like 50 years ago involved that fucking Dead Sea or whatever.

00:14:19.000 And then they said, we perfected the recipe and now it's inspired by the Dead Sea.

00:14:25.000 300, that's the two ounces.

00:14:27.000 So I go, fine, we'll get the fucking unbelievably expensive rip-off cream.

00:14:32.000 And then she goes, okay, that comes with some gifts.

00:14:35.000 All right, some gifts.

00:14:38.000 And she goes, oh, what do we got here?

00:14:39.000 What do we got?

00:14:40.000 She's looking down.

00:14:41.000 Oh, I'm just going to run upstairs.

00:14:43.000 15 fucking minutes.

00:14:45.000 Now, I know that doesn't sound long to you.

00:14:47.000 15 minutes?

00:14:47.000 That's an air hockey game.

00:14:49.000 No, 15 minutes when you're standing in a fucking mall, hot, just with your little bag, and you just spent $345 on cream, and she's gone.

00:15:00.000 Gone again.

00:15:02.000 What a goddamn nightmare.

00:15:05.000 And it might be because they're all women.

00:15:08.000 This isn't a racial thing.

00:15:09.000 I'm not saying like black women didn't want to be there and they're slow.

00:15:12.000 This was all races, but all women.

00:15:15.000 And I don't know if they just don't have, or maybe it's a new, I'm used to the New York City hustle and I've never really bought stuff in the suburbs before.

00:15:21.000 Because I'm used to one minute being eons.

00:15:24.000 Like you go to a restaurant in Manhattan and no one comes by with menus for like five minutes.

00:15:28.000 You go, this is fucking bullshit.

00:15:29.000 And you leave.

00:15:33.000 Then I got to go buy the oven mitts.

00:15:35.000 And then they got the, you want a gift receipt and you're waiting in line.

00:15:41.000 Wow.

00:15:42.000 I just kept saying, this is hell.

00:15:45.000 The whole thing probably took me two hours.

00:15:49.000 Fucking hell.

00:15:51.000 It takes a lot out of you, but I have a theory on how they ski out.

00:15:53.000 You just said you love it.

00:15:54.000 Now it takes a lot out of you?

00:15:56.000 I mean, I like skiing too, but it takes a lot out of you.

00:15:59.000 Oh, so now it's athletic?

00:16:01.000 No.

00:16:01.000 But it's also a thing.

00:16:03.000 There's a Venn diagram in skiing and mall walking, and it takes a lot out of you.

00:16:08.000 So I have a theory how they make money, right?

00:16:10.000 So the people that work there, they're employed people.

00:16:13.000 They're people that get money.

00:16:14.000 They walk around the mall on their break to and from the food court or whatever, and they are window shopping.

00:16:20.000 They're looking around.

00:16:20.000 Plus, they get a discount.

00:16:22.000 So they're actually selling a lot to the people that also work at other places.

00:16:26.000 They're like, oh, I've been looking at that bag.

00:16:28.000 They've been looking at the price drop.

00:16:30.000 They're like, I got my eye on that bag.

00:16:31.000 They know the guy.

00:16:32.000 You can get them a discount.

00:16:33.000 That's how it works in the Woodbury Commons.

00:16:34.000 That's probably a good, maybe about 25% of their sales are internal.

00:16:39.000 Maybe five.

00:16:40.000 Maybe 13.

00:16:41.000 Maybe five at best.

00:16:43.000 I'll go seven.

00:16:43.000 And if it's with a discount, it's 0% of their net.

00:16:46.000 So it's a totally irrelevant part of their transactions.

00:16:50.000 Remember what Louis C.K. said, though, where these storefronts are just advertisements, basically.

00:16:55.000 They lose money having a storefront.

00:16:57.000 But if a sunglass hut is there, then they have to put whatever the competition for that is just to be represented.

00:17:03.000 It's like a virtual, it's like a 3D billboard.

00:17:06.000 Well, that theory's better because it didn't come from you.

00:17:09.000 Anyway, I'm exhausted telling that story.

00:17:14.000 Also in the news, I'm at my local the other day, and there's this chiropractor who comes in on a regular basis.

00:17:21.000 And I don't believe in chiropractory.

00:17:23.000 Bull fucking shit.

00:17:24.000 That's what my friend Marcus pointed out.

00:17:26.000 You think I'm sitting at a desk for 20 years like the letter C, I'm going to go into you and you're going to go and then I'm tickety boo?

00:17:34.000 You can't fix this.

00:17:36.000 The only way to fix this for 10 years is to go like this for 10 years.

00:17:40.000 You have to, none of the shit they do is real.

00:17:43.000 They just like Reiki massage.

00:17:47.000 Massage is all bullshit.

00:17:48.000 Yoga is bullshit.

00:17:50.000 All these dumb spas where women go and just get, they're all hot and then they're cold and they have different rocks that have ions that go through the all bullshit.

00:17:59.000 Mostly women getting ripped off, but some stupid men.

00:18:02.000 So I don't bring that up.

00:18:04.000 If he started bragging about all the lives he saved, oh, she's crying with joy.

00:18:13.000 I prayed for so long to get a new body and I feel like I got that new body today.

00:18:19.000 No pain.

00:18:19.000 Just been hustled myself.

00:18:21.000 I think it just creeps back in.

00:18:22.000 It might feel good for the moment.

00:18:24.000 Like it feels good when I crack my back, but then it's back to shit back.

00:18:27.000 I don't even believe in back cracking.

00:18:29.000 I think that's all horseshit too.

00:18:30.000 Anyway, aligned.

00:18:33.000 So he's coming in these days and I'm just like, whatever, we won't talk.

00:18:38.000 He's a liberal, so we won't talk about Trump unless he brings it up and blah, blah, blah.

00:18:42.000 And he's being really authoritative about COVID, too.

00:18:46.000 Yo, I think the vaccine is safe now.

00:18:48.000 What?

00:18:49.000 You crack backs.

00:18:51.000 No one's asking you about how much HIV is in the fucking vaccine, dude.

00:18:55.000 But I've noticed the past few times I bumped into him, he's wearing OR scrubs.

00:19:00.000 Oh, are they?

00:19:02.000 Yeah, they are.

00:19:03.000 Now, OR scrubs are for nurses who are dealing with blood shooting everywhere and they're getting fucking vomit and feces all over themselves.

00:19:13.000 They take those off and they wash them and they're rugged and stain-proof that you don't want to get on your nice shirt.

00:19:19.000 You know, like the reason that suits have buttons here is because it used to just be doctors that wore suits and they would undo their buttons and pull their arms up so they could operate and not get shit on their blazer.

00:19:29.000 Then they realized I'm still getting shit on my blazer.

00:19:31.000 So eventually ended up with OR scrubs and fucking Crocs and all that shit.

00:19:36.000 Therefore, people who are in a messy zone, not back cracking.

00:19:44.000 And here's another thing: say you are on the front lines, right?

00:19:48.000 And you're dealing with COVID people all day, because I think that's what he's mimicking.

00:19:51.000 Maybe he's hoping to get some pussy.

00:19:53.000 He's married, but maybe he's hoping to get some of the post-9-11 firemen blowjobs.

00:19:58.000 Ooh, or just platonic adulation?

00:20:01.000 That's one thing that was kind of annoying.

00:20:03.000 On September 13th, 2001, all the bars were filled with firemen wearing their best shit.

00:20:09.000 Uh-oh.

00:20:10.000 Like their graduation ceremony things with the, what do you call these?

00:20:14.000 The lapel, the palettes, the, I forgot.

00:20:17.000 That's a support, you know.

00:20:18.000 It's cute.

00:20:19.000 No, it's like cute.

00:20:20.000 Women were grabbing them and making out with them.

00:20:22.000 Oh, shit.

00:20:23.000 Epaulettes.

00:20:25.000 And they were getting insane pussy.

00:20:27.000 I was like, that's kind of tacky.

00:20:28.000 I also wasn't nuts about them breaking into the Rolex store during 9-11 and stealing Rolex watches.

00:20:35.000 That was a bit tacky, and that's why a lot of cops still resent firemen.

00:20:38.000 But they're still willing to risk their life every day to save me, so I'm not about to complain.

00:20:43.000 Braver than me.

00:20:44.000 But anyway, if you were one of these frontline dudes, wouldn't you have to leave your OR scrubs there?

00:20:52.000 Aren't they contaminated?

00:20:54.000 Like, if you're on the front line and you're covered in COVID, can you just wash all your shit and put it in a plastic sealed bag and have a shower before you walk around New York?

00:21:05.000 You got the particles on you, don't you?

00:21:07.000 I guess not.

00:21:07.000 I guess they have to be in the air.

00:21:10.000 But I made a voice note to myself to mention that.

00:21:14.000 It's funny because about three years ago when I first started going there, there was this guy who tripped on the sidewalk and had a massive gash all here.

00:21:23.000 We could see the bone.

00:21:26.000 Now that happened to my son when he was about four.

00:21:29.000 He tripped on his scooter, hit the edge, and then went, see the velocity of the scooter, and then he went wham into our marble coffee table.

00:21:36.000 And he went really deep.

00:21:37.000 And I'm 99% sure that the surgeon had to sew up the muscle first and then the skin on the outside.

00:21:46.000 But the owner with a fucking how'd you do, and he's an Irish ex-cop.

00:21:51.000 All right, here's what we're going to do.

00:21:53.000 Get to fucking you sew to his wife.

00:21:56.000 They were hammered on their anniversary.

00:21:59.000 Yes, yeah, you just live down the road.

00:22:01.000 Bring me your sewing kit.

00:22:02.000 She comes back with a fucking big how'd you do and a turn the other beak and she's got this big fucking sewing kit with yarn and knitting needles.

00:22:12.000 So I get in there and I just fucking start stitching her up.

00:22:16.000 Stitching him up.

00:22:17.000 You do.

00:22:18.000 Not me.

00:22:19.000 Oh.

00:22:19.000 The owner.

00:22:20.000 I wasn't there.

00:22:21.000 He's telling me this story the other day as I was bitching about the OR scrubs.

00:22:26.000 It was a very, this is why you go to pubs, people.

00:22:30.000 This is why it's so sad that Britain is losing their pub culture because it's what Britain is.

00:22:37.000 And it's a massive part of American history.

00:22:40.000 We came up with the idea of having the American Revolution at taverns drinking beer.

00:22:46.000 We learned how to shoot our guns with British promoted gun fucking classes where they paid us in beer to make us do it.

00:22:56.000 And then we went, I could just fucking shoot you with this.

00:23:00.000 So it's when, that's why I don't believe in therapy and all that stuff.

00:23:03.000 You get all this at the pub, at the gym.

00:23:06.000 You get to riff.

00:23:07.000 And as a man, there's more testosterone at those two places.

00:23:12.000 Of course, women are seeping into barbershops and boxing gyms and dive bars.

00:23:20.000 If they can shut their mouths and not be too annoying, fine.

00:23:24.000 I don't like it at the barbershop because you can't tell rude jokes.

00:23:27.000 At the gym, it just seems a little silly having a woman hit a heavy bag, unless they're professionals.

00:23:33.000 There are real boxers there, but a lot of the time it's just some mom going, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

00:23:39.000 And then as far as bars go, they're usually pretty cool.

00:23:43.000 And barmaids can help sort of quell a dangerous situation.

00:23:46.000 But I remember this woman was going off at Trump and rolling her eyes about a conversation that was like three doors down, three people down.

00:23:53.000 And she's like, what a bunch of idiots.

00:23:56.000 It's like, that's such a Karen thing to do.

00:23:58.000 Like, don't, you're on our turf.

00:24:00.000 I don't go to fucking black barber shops and go, oh, God, what a blobber mouth.

00:24:05.000 Can you just cut his hair, please?

00:24:07.000 Yeah, that's the worst fade I've ever seen.

00:24:10.000 But they just like own the world.

00:24:12.000 Anyway.

00:24:13.000 You come across as a bitch.

00:24:19.000 So he stitched him up 15 stitches.

00:24:24.000 It's not a joke.

00:24:27.000 And when he finally got them removed, the doctor said, this is an incredible job.

00:24:30.000 You must be a really good doctor.

00:24:32.000 Yeah.

00:24:32.000 He was even doing that thing that they do.

00:24:34.000 Like, you know, when you sew, it's all one big thing.

00:24:37.000 But he was doing that thing that they do with stitches where there's one stitch and then they stop, cut it, and then they do a new one.

00:24:42.000 What were you saying?

00:24:42.000 Go through?

00:24:43.000 Yeah.

00:24:44.000 Wait, what do you mean go through?

00:24:46.000 So they make the loop and then they go through.

00:24:47.000 Oh, right, right.

00:24:48.000 I thought you meant go through the skin.

00:24:49.000 Yeah.

00:24:50.000 Oh, yeah, they do have to do that, yes.

00:24:51.000 They don't just tie it to the hairs.

00:24:54.000 I go, so how does he look now?

00:24:55.000 He says, you couldn't fucking see a thing.

00:24:58.000 It looks, if you concentrate, if you had a microscope, if you had a magnifying glass, you might be able to see a line.

00:25:04.000 And as he's telling me this, he's this close to my face, touching my eyebrow.

00:25:08.000 He goes, you might be able to see a line.

00:25:12.000 I'm like, dude, are the tips of our noses just touched?

00:25:14.000 That's gay.

00:25:16.000 That would have been a good time to just like, while he's like zoomed in on your face.

00:25:31.000 What the fuck are you doing?

00:25:32.000 Je dance avec le vant la plui.

00:25:34.000 I dance with the rain.

00:25:36.000 No, I dance with the wind and the rain.

00:25:40.000 And then he said the weirdest thing.

00:25:41.000 He goes, I was a little bit annoyed with him because I was pissed.

00:25:46.000 And I could have lost my license for that.

00:25:48.000 So I said to him, not for nothing, but why'd you let me do that?

00:25:55.000 All right.

00:25:56.000 Let's get to the serious stuff here.

00:25:58.000 I was just catching up.

00:25:59.000 This is not new.

00:26:00.000 He hasn't done anything in years, I don't think.

00:26:02.000 Maxim Badi was, this is African guy who lives in Europe and he plays it a little big, but he's got millions of subscribers, probably everyone in Africa.

00:26:14.000 And this is him reviewing someone who's reviewing ass eating, which he's never heard of before.

00:26:22.000 So let's see what this gal is talking about.

00:26:26.000 Hi, so this video is my official review of Eating Ass.

00:26:37.000 Why the father fucking fuck would you review eating ass?

00:26:42.000 Is eBay selling eating ass now or what?

00:26:46.000 This weekend, this woman does not have a dad.

00:26:50.000 Can you imagine your daughter did that?

00:26:52.000 There would be so many holes in that wall from my fist.

00:26:56.000 Holy shit, she'd never see a computer again until the day she died.

00:26:59.000 Do people even eat donkey?

00:27:01.000 I am in Belgium.

00:27:03.000 They eat horse here.

00:27:04.000 They love Kurt.

00:27:06.000 Why are their shirts always like nine colors on them?

00:27:08.000 Did you notice that?

00:27:09.000 Is it a genetic black thing?

00:27:11.000 Because the love colors here in New York are very much more colorful.

00:27:14.000 Good point.

00:27:15.000 In prostitute, horse.

00:27:17.000 Horse, not horse.

00:27:19.000 Okay?

00:27:20.000 People have asked me, Vanessa, why?

00:27:25.000 Vanessa, why would people ask you why you eat the poop?

00:27:28.000 I don't know why I included you.

00:27:29.000 How dare you?

00:27:31.000 It goes on and on and on.

00:27:32.000 You get the idea in the first 10 seconds.

00:27:34.000 I guess it's because I find the African accent soothing.

00:27:37.000 Like, I'll be with my kids going, why do you eat the poo-poo?

00:27:41.000 And they go, what's that from?

00:27:42.000 And I can't say, oh, it's from Ugandan where homosexuality is a capital offense, describing gay shit porn.

00:27:51.000 So I just have to say, oh, it's about a guy who's eating something girl.

00:27:57.000 A lot of people do.

00:28:00.000 No fucking shit.

00:28:02.000 On internet.

00:28:04.000 Is he funny or not?

00:28:06.000 He insists that he is.

00:28:08.000 When I was a kid, in my early 20s, there was this Burger King commercial, and it was a burger taste test.

00:28:15.000 And they were kind of making fun of the Coke and the Pepsi taste test.

00:28:18.000 And it was a Burger King burger that was beautiful.

00:28:21.000 They spent hours on it.

00:28:22.000 And then they just got some shitty Soviet Union garbage burger that looked disgusting.

00:28:27.000 And it was like, let's see how Burger King fares up against the, this would be like the early 90s, how it fares against the other leading burger.

00:28:36.000 So it was a funny commercial, actually.

00:28:38.000 It was a stupid joke.

00:28:39.000 Is this it?

00:28:41.000 No.

00:28:44.000 That's the era.

00:28:45.000 Then I saw this African stand-up comedian just like that guy.

00:28:49.000 And he said, I am watching a Burger King commercial.

00:28:53.000 They have two burgers.

00:28:55.000 One is so disgusting.

00:28:58.000 It was so dirty.

00:29:00.000 It had flies.

00:29:01.000 The other one was beautiful.

00:29:02.000 Why would you pick that one?

00:29:04.000 I'm just watching, going, oh, dude.

00:29:07.000 Comedy is not your culture, apparently.

00:29:11.000 You don't seem to get jokes.

00:29:14.000 I don't know why you pursued joke telling as a career, but he talked like this.

00:29:18.000 De poo-poo.

00:29:20.000 I don't know.

00:29:22.000 Okay, let's see if I can save it.

00:29:24.000 What are you doing?

00:29:24.000 Let's go back up to celebs getting ripped off.

00:29:27.000 I thought this was funny.

00:29:28.000 So celebrities go on this show.

00:29:30.000 You watch this show?

00:29:30.000 Yep.

00:29:31.000 Why don't you introduce it as a Chinese sneaker head?

00:29:33.000 Okay, so basically right now, like if you want to see like the top like celebrity, like Total Hot person right now in like public eye, like you're going to want to watch like complex like shoe shop.

00:29:44.000 So they go out and they go to a shoe shop.

00:29:46.000 But is it always the same one?

00:29:48.000 No, that's always like a different process.

00:29:49.000 So like they walk around, they do like interview.

00:29:51.000 Like what's this sneaker mean to you?

00:29:52.000 Like when you come up, like what was the top fire shoe for you?

00:29:55.000 You know what I mean?

00:29:56.000 Like totally.

00:29:57.000 How you doing, bud?

00:29:58.000 Good to you?

00:29:59.000 Great.

00:30:02.000 So before this segment where they check out, they're with this Indian guy who interviews them.

00:30:06.000 Is that the one where what's your name?

00:30:07.000 Goes, someone's gonna get it.

00:30:09.000 Yeah, that's exactly it.

00:30:10.000 The same guy saying boy's gonna get it.

00:30:13.000 It's quiet for him.

00:30:14.000 It's gonna be $1,590 before attack.

00:30:17.000 After attack is $1,700.

00:30:20.000 I could definitely give you a Fly Club box.

00:30:22.000 And a discount, too?

00:30:24.000 $399 for the box, man.

00:30:26.000 And first rule of flight club.

00:30:29.000 So they just double the price for Jeff.

00:30:33.000 See, this is made after the fact, you understand?

00:30:35.000 You're not watching the show.

00:30:36.000 This is someone who put together a video of all the prices these assholes pay and what the shoes are really available for in the free market.

00:30:44.000 $33,283 and $10.

00:30:53.000 I thought Creme de la Mer was bad.

00:31:01.000 Like, is Rick Russ making that much money?

00:31:04.000 Couldn't he just get Kanye to give him a pair?

00:31:08.000 $2,700.

00:31:10.000 Yeah.

00:31:10.000 It actually sounds about right.

00:31:12.000 Oh, no, I guess not.

00:31:14.000 That's a different boot.

00:31:15.000 He's always wrong.

00:31:15.000 That was a different boot.

00:31:18.000 That's not the same one.

00:31:23.000 Oh, that wasn't the one in his hand, but this one.

00:31:26.000 All right, Aaron.

00:31:26.000 Your total is $3,787.76.

00:31:30.000 Perfect.

00:31:31.000 Like, that guy had a hit show for a long time.

00:31:34.000 I think when you have a good show and it's a run, you get like $50,000 an episode.

00:31:37.000 That's great.

00:31:38.000 So you made some really good money.

00:31:40.000 He hasn't done anything since.

00:31:42.000 So tens of thousands of dollars is a lot to these people.

00:31:46.000 Not sports stars.

00:31:47.000 I get the athletes, but like rappers who had a few hits.

00:31:51.000 They're not really worth that much money.

00:31:54.000 It hurt for Fallon, too.

00:31:55.000 He was like, Fallon probably makes...

00:31:59.000 He probably makes great money.

00:32:00.000 He probably makes $3 million a year.

00:32:02.000 $1,714.92.

00:32:05.000 Yeah.

00:32:06.000 I think I'm done for a while after this one.

00:32:09.000 Is this what you wanted?

00:32:13.000 Anyway, that's fun.

00:32:15.000 You think he makes just $3 million?

00:32:16.000 Because Anthony, wasn't Anthony making like $14 million a year?

00:32:20.000 Well, look it up.

00:32:21.000 Let's see here.

00:32:26.000 I know Mike Tyson's broke because he's doing the shittiest movie I've ever seen in a trailer, Desert Strike.

00:32:35.000 This looks exactly like a hard kill.

00:32:38.000 What does it say?

00:32:40.000 $60 million a year.

00:32:41.000 $16 With so many accolades behind us, no wonder filming $60 million a year from the tonight show.

00:32:46.000 Ooh.

00:32:48.000 I was wrong.

00:32:49.000 Anthony made just as much as him, basically.

00:32:52.000 Yes, $2 million is a big difference, but.

00:32:56.000 So, first go to Hard Kill.

00:32:58.000 Remember we talked about this?

00:33:00.000 I think the guy said, What did he say again?

00:33:08.000 He said something like I've been to Istanbul, I've been to Turkey.

00:33:12.000 He said a city that's in the country, and he thought they were two different places.

00:33:26.000 So you see that warehouse?

00:33:28.000 That's the whole movie.

00:33:29.000 Just snow in a warehouse.

00:33:30.000 So it looks like it's filmed in some Eastern European shithole.

00:33:34.000 Here's my theory.

00:33:36.000 These shithole countries in Eastern Europe, they give you incredible tax grants until the movie costs like a quarter of what it costs.

00:33:43.000 If you spend 10 million, they'll spend 30.

00:33:47.000 But they don't have 30 million.

00:33:49.000 So you spend $100,000, they spend $900,000, and you end up with a million-dollar movie.

00:33:54.000 But this is all you got.

00:33:57.000 So this is the entire movie in that shit warehouse in the middle of Shittsville.

00:34:04.000 And Bruce Willis appears.

00:34:05.000 He's in like three scenes that they spread out nice and evenly.

00:34:10.000 Everyone dies.

00:34:11.000 But this looks, I think this is the same story with this place.

00:34:15.000 With this movie.

00:34:15.000 Mike Tyson is just a sweet guy in the future.

00:34:19.000 That's just above it.

00:34:20.000 Desert Strike.

00:34:23.000 He's just a sweetie.

00:34:31.000 Don't be afraid.

00:34:32.000 The balls are far away.

00:34:34.000 You'll be safe here.

00:34:36.000 Don't be afraid.

00:34:38.000 Look, he's super fat.

00:34:40.000 That is in good shape.

00:34:43.000 Let me guess.

00:34:44.000 Bad guys.

00:34:48.000 I don't want any trouble.

00:34:49.000 He looks like the leader of the bad guys.

00:34:51.000 No, he's this is the leader of the bad guys.

00:34:54.000 Oh, he's got more tankers.

00:34:56.000 My name is Frank!

00:35:01.000 See, again, shit warehouse.

00:35:04.000 They're pretending it's the Middle East, but it could be anywhere.

00:35:07.000 Like Serbia, Chechnya, Bosnia.

00:35:13.000 They have nothing to do with this.

00:35:15.000 They're just innocent people.

00:35:17.000 They're just into people?

00:35:19.000 No one is innocent.

00:35:20.000 There are victors and losers.

00:35:22.000 Killers and casualties.

00:35:25.000 And I am your safety.

00:35:27.000 Those captions on this movie.

00:35:29.000 Killers and casualties.

00:35:31.000 I didn't hear that the first time.

00:35:36.000 Where is that?

00:35:38.000 Wherever it is, it sucks.

00:35:40.000 Wake up, my friends.

00:35:41.000 We're here for a reason.

00:35:43.000 We have a mission.

00:35:43.000 What's up?

00:35:46.000 I'm not part of that plan anymore.

00:35:49.000 They cut him off with the word more.

00:35:51.000 Wait, let me see.

00:35:52.000 I'm not part of that plan anymore.

00:35:55.000 No, I think Tyson says more in a m way.

00:35:59.000 Muh.

00:35:59.000 You know?

00:36:00.000 Like, I won't do this no more.

00:36:01.000 He's got a gate on his own voice.

00:36:03.000 I won't do this no more.

00:36:08.000 I've already seen this movie in this trailer, and it's reeked.

00:36:11.000 Oh, you've seen the movie too?

00:36:12.000 No, I'm just saying.

00:36:13.000 Oh, my God.

00:36:15.000 And I like scenery.

00:36:16.000 Remember in Jason Bourne?

00:36:17.000 And that's another scam too.

00:36:18.000 I think they go to European countries and every European country they go to, they get an amazing tax benefit.

00:36:24.000 Like, I remember in Canada, if they would match your dollar, so if you spent $2 million on a film, they'd spend $2 million on it for you.

00:36:30.000 So now you have a $4 million film, half price, because they want to encourage people going up there.

00:36:37.000 And I think another scam is if you do it in a bunch of European cities, you get to pile on this grant.

00:36:43.000 Because there's movies like The Transporter, where for some strange reason he's appearing in every fucking town in all of Europe, and you go, why?

00:36:49.000 This doesn't help the plot.

00:36:50.000 Or Jason Bourne, when he's in Italy, I think, and he's going through all these little houses, but at least that's scenery.

00:36:56.000 Half of the thing is the backdrops.

00:36:58.000 Like look at Whitnail and I. You're just looking at this beautiful scenery and there's the city and there's the country.

00:37:04.000 There's the old pub and there's the house and then there's London.

00:37:07.000 There's the old beat-up Porsche.

00:37:09.000 It's beautiful.

00:37:10.000 But I don't want to look at a shitty warehouse for an hour and a half.

00:37:14.000 So I love action movies, but so often I just end up going, that's my laptop.

00:37:20.000 All right, we're ready to start the show with this story here.

00:37:25.000 Pharma bro.

00:37:27.000 Martin Shkrelli, I think, is the most interesting person in the world.

00:37:33.000 But he's not the most interesting man on those Doseki commercials.

00:37:38.000 Deliciously wicked pleasure and twisted tale of bad boy meets gullible girl.

00:37:43.000 Dumped via his attorney.

00:37:46.000 Ready for a new love.

00:37:47.000 Martin Shkrelli's galpaw Christy Smith told the post on Monday that she's open to dating other guys now that Pharma Bro Fraudster unceremoniously gave her the boot through his lawyer.

00:37:55.000 Holy shit.

00:37:57.000 So I sent you this link.

00:37:58.000 It's the first one.

00:38:02.000 Wait, wait, let's go back over his whole life because I've met him before at this thing.

00:38:07.000 And this woman was particularly cold to me.

00:38:10.000 And I think it's because she knows that I'm Mr. Women and don't belong in the workforce and you'd be happier at home.

00:38:17.000 And that goes against her whole thing because she's a kick-ass New York journalist working for Deadspin.

00:38:24.000 Yeah, you're a blogger.

00:38:25.000 You're writing in your diary, bitch.

00:38:27.000 Anyway, so she avoided me like the plague at this thing, but she was captivated by Martin.

00:38:32.000 Look at her.

00:38:35.000 You're not real.

00:38:36.000 You're LARPing.

00:38:37.000 Most of these journalists are just playing house.

00:38:41.000 Anyway, so she fell in love with the guy, it seemed.

00:38:46.000 She was all over him all night.

00:38:47.000 So that was an art show.

00:38:48.000 When was that now?

00:38:49.000 2016.

00:38:50.000 Trump had just become president, or maybe it was before that?

00:38:54.000 No, no. 2016.

00:38:59.000 1010.

00:39:00.000 November 10th.

00:39:01.000 So, no.

00:39:02.000 Oh, yeah.

00:39:02.000 October 10th.

00:39:03.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:39:05.000 So Milo bathed in the blood of dead innocents who had been murdered by illegals.

00:39:09.000 I had a photo display of me as a slave and as a rape victim and all these other persecuted people.

00:39:16.000 Those dudes had a bunch of stuff.

00:39:20.000 And then Martin just had a pill, but it was a giant pill, and it was framed in a box.

00:39:24.000 And the ladies couldn't get enough of him.

00:39:27.000 And look at the last line.

00:39:29.000 We beat those guys in as Proud Boys, and their arms were like needles.

00:39:33.000 They were so skinny.

00:39:35.000 They're all just looking for a safe space as conservatives.

00:39:37.000 Yeah, why use that phrase?

00:39:39.000 Way to use that phrase.

00:39:39.000 Most of us feel pretty safe in our own skin, but yeah, maybe a little.

00:39:42.000 And then she goes, thanks.

00:39:43.000 I think you have fans waiting.

00:39:47.000 So then, just to give you some background, though, 2015, he got in a lot of trouble for raising the price of AIDS medication from $13 to $750.

00:40:02.000 But this is what he does.

00:40:04.000 He goes in, he was like a pharma bro, and he was in biotech, and he would go into a company and just say, this isn't the right price.

00:40:12.000 Let's multiply it by factors of like 50, 200.

00:40:16.000 He didn't raise them 10%.

00:40:18.000 He went.

00:40:19.000 The 13 to 750 was not uncommon for old Martin.

00:40:23.000 So that becomes his shtick.

00:40:25.000 But then he starts getting involved in investments.

00:40:28.000 And in 2015, the same year he raised the AIDS medication and became the most unpopular person in the world, he was arrested for a Ponzi scheme.

00:40:38.000 Now, I talked to Milo about it because Milo was close with him.

00:40:41.000 And he goes, darling, it's actually, he does this thing when he wants to conduct authority.

00:40:45.000 Yes, darling, it's actually a totally viable thing.

00:40:49.000 What he's doing is what we were doing with Bitcoin, but he's only doing it with pharmaceuticals.

00:40:52.000 So it's actually completely exaggerated.

00:40:55.000 And I went, okay.

00:40:56.000 He says, sound like you know what you're talking about, but that doesn't mean anything.

00:41:00.000 And then he goes, I talked to an insider who knew the case well, and he goes, no, dude.

00:41:04.000 It was a Ponzi scheme, a really, really bad one.

00:41:07.000 He defrauded people out of millions of dollars.

00:41:11.000 And I went, ah, okay, that makes a little more sense.

00:41:14.000 So he's arrested seven years.

00:41:16.000 He gets sentenced to, right?

00:41:19.000 But when was he sentenced?

00:41:22.000 No, that's much later.

00:41:24.000 So it wasn't until 2019 he got sentenced last year.

00:41:30.000 So he was still partying despite being arrested for the Ponzi scheme on December 2015.

00:41:35.000 So it took them four years from arrest to sentencing.

00:41:38.000 That's not exactly a speedy trial, is it?

00:41:41.000 He wouldn't come on my show, yet he'd do all these stupid internet chats.

00:41:45.000 He was at the election party, too.

00:41:47.000 Oh, was he?

00:41:48.000 Yeah, election night.

00:41:50.000 I personally don't find him very sexy.

00:41:52.000 He looks like a weird little boy, doesn't he?

00:41:55.000 That's in like an old European story where he has little like leather shoes and a leather book bag and a little school uniform.

00:42:04.000 He kind of reminds me of like the oral, moral, oral, like claymation people.

00:42:09.000 Yeah.

00:42:10.000 You know that little red balloon French story where the little boy's friends with a fucking balloon?

00:42:17.000 He doesn't look like that kid, but I could see him being in there.

00:42:20.000 That's a character in there, yeah.

00:42:21.000 Yeah.

00:42:23.000 La bouloon rouge.

00:42:27.000 Anyway, so 2015 he's arrested.

00:42:31.000 2016 was when we did that art show.

00:42:34.000 I should have gone in chronological order here.

00:42:36.000 Sorry about that, folks.

00:42:38.000 And then in the same year, 2016, he got obsessed with this chick, Lauren Duca.

00:42:44.000 Now, remember her?

00:42:45.000 She was the one.

00:42:46.000 She was married to her college sweetheart for four years, then got divorced, then said she was queer, and became a writer.

00:42:55.000 But it was just like all these other writers I'm talking about, just pathetic blogging where she goes, writes for Teen Vogue that has no standards at all.

00:43:04.000 It's not real.

00:43:04.000 Teen Vogue, girls buy it for the ads.

00:43:07.000 They want to look at outfits.

00:43:09.000 The actual articles can just be garbage, and they are.

00:43:12.000 And this girl writes about fucking, what's her name?

00:43:15.000 Thank you next.

00:43:16.000 What's her name?

00:43:17.000 Ariana Grande's Thigh High Boots.

00:43:19.000 And then she writes a really serious, Teen Vogue will have these serious articles.

00:43:24.000 They had one writer who was in Antifa writing about how great Antifa is and how abortions are awesome.

00:43:31.000 But Lauren wrote an article called How to Gaslight in America.

00:43:34.000 Sorry, Trump is gaslighting America.

00:43:36.000 And everyone with a brain went, what the fuck?

00:43:38.000 Who is this?

00:43:40.000 Why is she writing about politics?

00:43:43.000 And I don't like it because my daughter reads this magazine and you're trying to brainwash my daughter.

00:43:47.000 So Tucker had her on and ate her for lunch.

00:43:51.000 In terms of having it all, I think she's an incredibly successful, brilliant woman.

00:43:56.000 The fact that she was able to balance him out on these issues where he has talked about defending Planned Parenthood and being against abortion and these typically liberal women's issues that she sort of is a cushion for.

00:44:09.000 I think we need to investigate this question.

00:44:12.000 I mentioned abortion yesterday and it was saying it's an ethical thing.

00:44:15.000 Out of all the women in America, they're about 50-50 on abortion.

00:44:20.000 Yes, conservative women tend to be against it more than liberal women.

00:44:24.000 But if an issue is 50-50 as far as women are concerned, how is it sexist to be on one side of it?

00:44:31.000 That doesn't make sense.

00:44:33.000 Like, if 50% of blacks, if the market for Hershey's chocolate bar is about 50% black, 50% white, then you're not racist if you hate Hershey's bars.

00:44:44.000 If you hate the way they look.

00:44:48.000 You are racist if you think Don Lemon looks like a Cadbury egg.

00:44:52.000 So this is the article.

00:44:54.000 And right now she's talking about, she said, don't let the fact that Ivanka Trump probably smells like vanilla, looks like she smells like vanilla, don't let that you stop, don't let that stop hating you.

00:45:06.000 Don't let that stop you from hating her.

00:45:09.000 Because she had just been harassed on a jet blue flight and Lauren Duca was having none of it.

00:45:15.000 Critically a little more rigorously and not be blinded by the fact that she looks like she smells like vanilla.

00:45:22.000 Critically a little more rigorously and not be blinded by the fact that she looks like she smells like vanilla.

00:45:27.000 Okay, she looks like she smells like vanilla.

00:45:29.000 I mean who's objectifying women here?

00:45:33.000 I'm actually asking a serious question.

00:45:35.000 She's a beautiful, gorgeous.

00:45:38.000 I mean what exactly do you just make her on specifically?

00:45:41.000 Oh, my goodness.

00:45:41.000 I'm saying that she is incredibly welcoming.

00:45:44.000 She is gorgeous and smart.

00:45:46.000 I mean, she's, in a lot of ways, many elements of her persona are admirable and something to look up to is what is a joke.

00:45:55.000 You said that she has sinister complicity in the most important thing.

00:46:00.000 I absolutely believe that.

00:46:02.000 I'm not backing down from that.

00:46:04.000 So it's sinister for a daughter to support her father's presidential campaign because you don't like her father?

00:46:10.000 Because he's pro-life.

00:46:11.000 So these girls are writing for magazines telling our daughters that to be against abortion is sinister.

00:46:17.000 I'm not for that.

00:46:19.000 For a daughter to capitalize on the power of feminism and uniting women and empowering women while supporting a candidate who is the most anti-woman candidate this country has seen in decades.

00:46:34.000 What does that even mean?

00:46:36.000 See, this was another time.

00:46:37.000 This is back when liberals would come on Tucker's show and he could play with them the way a cat plays with a mouse before he eats it.

00:46:45.000 But I think this, Lauren Duca, was the end.

00:46:48.000 They stopped showing up after that.

00:46:50.000 Your description of the Trump administration, you wrote this piece in Teen Vogue, which I guess you write for.

00:46:54.000 Oh, which you guess I write for?

00:46:56.000 Yes.

00:46:56.000 That's not fake news.

00:46:57.000 That's real news.

00:46:58.000 I write for...

00:46:59.000 You guessed?

00:46:59.000 Oh, you guessed, Tucker?

00:47:01.000 You guessed?

00:47:02.000 That's really patronizing.

00:47:03.000 I haven't read Teen Vogue because I'm not a Teen Vogue.

00:47:05.000 Well, you haven't.

00:47:07.000 Sean, your producers asked me if I wrote for Teen Vogue.

00:47:10.000 You have my Teen Vogue article in front of you.

00:47:12.000 My name is Warren Jukka, and I write you.

00:47:13.000 Here's what you wrote.

00:47:15.000 Got it.

00:47:15.000 Here's what you wrote.

00:47:16.000 The road ahead is a treacherous one.

00:47:19.000 There are unprecedented amounts of ugliness to untangle from deciding whether our president can be an admitted sexual predator to figuring out how to stop him from threatening the sovereignty of an entire religion.

00:47:30.000 Yes.

00:47:31.000 What does it mean to threaten the sovereignty of religion?

00:47:34.000 What does that even mean?

00:47:35.000 That means an entire agenda, a platform based on banning Muslims, which is still available on his website.

00:47:42.000 How does that threaten the sovereignty of religion?

00:47:44.000 That's moronic, Lauren.

00:47:45.000 You're a writer.

00:47:46.000 How does that threaten the sovereignty of it?

00:47:47.000 Pardon me for taking away from the public.

00:47:49.000 Sorry, how does what threaten the sovereignty of it?

00:47:51.000 Threatening to ban Muslims?

00:47:53.000 That threatens the sovereignty of it?

00:47:56.000 Yes, that completely, that profiles on the basis of religion and reduces people to their beliefs and dictates what they can and cannot publicly believe.

00:48:07.000 It doesn't threaten the sovereignty of it.

00:48:09.000 So you also accused him on the Chelsea Handler show of, quote, committing a form of psychological abuse that makes the victim feel like they're crazy.

00:48:19.000 Does Trump make you feel like you're crazy?

00:48:21.000 That's the impression I'm getting.

00:48:23.000 Oh my God.

00:48:23.000 Are you calling me crazy?

00:48:24.000 That's the dormitory.

00:48:25.000 I'm asking you.

00:48:26.000 You said on Chelsea Handler.

00:48:27.000 He's committing psychological abuse on you.

00:48:30.000 You believe that?

00:48:31.000 On the American people.

00:48:32.000 I believe the American people, Trump supporters, Hillary supporters.

00:48:37.000 You know what's weird about her too?

00:48:38.000 Hold on for a sec.

00:48:40.000 She's a 6.5, and you'll Google image her.

00:48:44.000 I think Duca is French.

00:48:46.000 She's a 6.5, but she presents herself well, and the sex appeal is shockingly high.

00:48:53.000 Katy Perry is like an 8.5, and the sex appeal is a zero.

00:48:57.000 Lauren Duca, she's getting older now, too.

00:49:00.000 And her belief system is ugly.

00:49:02.000 She's another one of these like Amy Siskin divorcees who wants the rest of the country to be divorced too and just pushes this sort of separation.

00:49:12.000 See, she's kind of haggard.

00:49:14.000 There's like a lot of angles in the face there.

00:49:17.000 There's like everywhere that there is a feature.

00:49:19.000 It's like somebody drawing a face got bored.

00:49:21.000 She looks like a crumpled-up stuffed puppy.

00:49:25.000 Like a pound puppy.

00:49:26.000 Yeah, she looks like a weird little Italian dog.

00:49:31.000 But I have a boner.

00:49:32.000 You heard you.

00:49:33.000 I don't know why.

00:49:34.000 No, she looks like that.

00:49:39.000 See, she looks like a dude there.

00:49:41.000 Yeah.

00:49:41.000 Something about, maybe it's the nose.

00:49:43.000 She's a pretty cool dude.

00:49:44.000 She's got like a little letter U nose with no nostrils, like a lion.

00:49:49.000 It looks attractive.

00:49:50.000 Little light bulb thing.

00:49:52.000 All right, let's get back to her.

00:49:55.000 In victim of Trump's gaslighting, what I mean by that is that he frequently contradicts objective evidence.

00:50:02.000 Not that he is abusing me personally.

00:50:05.000 And I think you're smart enough to know that, aren't you, Tucker?

00:50:08.000 I don't know.

00:50:08.000 I just take your words at face value.

00:50:10.000 So did you read the entire psychological certain one direction will continue?

00:50:17.000 Adriana Grande rocked the most epic thigh-high boots at Jingle Bell and Black China and Rock Kardashi.

00:50:23.000 Went through the messiest breakup of 2016.

00:50:25.000 Those are your other pieces.

00:50:26.000 But I'm trying to get to what you're writing about Trump, taking a break from the thigh-high boots, and ask what you're talking about.

00:50:30.000 A woman can love Ariana Grande and her thigh-high boots and still.

00:50:35.000 Just letting you know that I read you a teenager as of today.

00:50:39.000 And those things are not mutually exclusive.

00:50:42.000 You can tell a lot, by the way, about a writer from what they write about.

00:50:45.000 And if you look up Malcolm or Maureen Callahan, who wrote this great Shkrelli article that we're ensconced in right now, there's variety.

00:50:54.000 But you have some of these tattletale guys like Andy Campbell or Christopher Matthias or Jared Holt.

00:51:01.000 And you'll just see like proud boys, proud boys, proud boys, proud boys, proud boys.

00:51:03.000 Or these vapid cunts and gays at these celebrity magazines.

00:51:08.000 It'll be like Trump is evil and then a bunch of other garbage.

00:51:11.000 And the reason Tucker's bringing that up is to say this isn't your forte.

00:51:15.000 You know, the number one rule of writing is write about what you know.

00:51:19.000 And you do silly little vapid, dumb girl stuff.

00:51:22.000 And then you want to take on the president of the United States with using big words like sovereign.

00:51:28.000 Islam has no sovereignty anymore because they can't travel to America.

00:51:34.000 Bring up Teen Vogue.

00:51:35.000 We treat young women like they don't have a right to a political conversation.

00:51:40.000 Dumb girls.

00:51:40.000 And like you can't be enjoying Kylie Jenner's Instagram and worry about the future of this country.

00:51:46.000 And those things are not mutually exclusive.

00:51:48.000 So you know what?

00:51:49.000 I did write about Ariana Grande and I did write about the abusive bigots.

00:51:53.000 Those pieces were a little smarter than your piece about threatening the sovereignty of a whole religion.

00:51:58.000 All right, I got to go.

00:51:59.000 You should stick to the thigh-high boots.

00:52:00.000 You're better at that.

00:52:01.000 Lauren, thanks for joining us.

00:52:02.000 You're in sex.

00:52:04.000 Damn, it feels good to be a gangster.

00:52:06.000 That was great.

00:52:07.000 So I think Shkrelly fell in love with her after that because she's got spunk.

00:52:12.000 And he saw the 6.8 with the sex appeal.

00:52:17.000 But he got in trouble with Twitter.

00:52:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:52:24.000 Suspend it from Twitter?

00:52:25.000 So she's bisexual now, right?

00:52:28.000 That's the next one after the 6.8.

00:52:31.000 So she divorces her husband, says she's gay.

00:52:33.000 That's not the link.

00:52:34.000 It was the heavy.com thing.

00:52:37.000 And then, scroll down.

00:52:40.000 Wearing a shirt that says gay.

00:52:42.000 Oh, do your fucking tweets not load yet?

00:52:46.000 You gotta open it and chrome.

00:52:48.000 Well, don't use brave anymore.

00:52:56.000 Dude, you gotta solve your problems.

00:53:05.000 Anyway, that's annoying.

00:53:06.000 Anyway, there's a picture of her wearing a big shirt that says gay.

00:53:08.000 I don't think she's gay.

00:53:09.000 It's just a cool thing to say after you leave someone if you don't want to look dumped.

00:53:13.000 You say, I'm actually queer.

00:53:15.000 Oh, the tweet's unavailable for that one.

00:53:20.000 Well, it was available about 10 minutes ago.

00:53:23.000 There we go.

00:53:23.000 There it is.

00:53:25.000 Anyway, so he began stalking her.

00:53:30.000 Mark, should I spend it for targeted harassment of journalists?

00:53:33.000 Now scroll down.

00:53:33.000 These fucking tweets better appear or I'm going to murder you.

00:53:37.000 Yeah.

00:53:38.000 You want to come to the Yanog?

00:53:39.000 You want to be my plus one?

00:53:40.000 I would rather eat my own organs.

00:53:42.000 So at that point, you just drop it.

00:53:45.000 How is this allowed, Jack?

00:53:46.000 So then he starts photoshopping himself.

00:53:49.000 That's her husband that she divorced.

00:53:55.000 And that's what got him booted off of Twitter.

00:53:58.000 So we're up to 2017 now.

00:54:01.000 Then, post-Twitter, he bought the Wu-Tang album Once Upon a Time in Shaolin for $2 million.

00:54:10.000 That album comes with some caveats.

00:54:14.000 One is you can only listen to it at parties and not the whole thing.

00:54:18.000 And it cannot be released commercially until the year 2103, 83 years from now.

00:54:26.000 So I guess you can leave it to your grandson.

00:54:29.000 So these are all signed.

00:54:31.000 I think after he was arrested, they confiscated that as one of his assets.

00:54:37.000 It got rave reviews.

00:54:38.000 People love it, the 14 minutes they heard of it.

00:54:41.000 But Wu-Tang Clan worked on an album for like six years in secret and then said they were going to make two copies.

00:54:47.000 I don't know what happened to the other one, but Martin bought one for $2 million.

00:54:53.000 I mean, the guy is a lot, but he's fucking not boring.

00:54:58.000 That's one of my only things.

00:54:59.000 I don't like that he ripped off people for millions of dollars.

00:55:01.000 That's bad.

00:55:03.000 But boy, is he interesting.

00:55:07.000 Oh, Rizza says he sold it on eBay?

00:55:10.000 Martin Skrelly said that he said that Martin sold it for 1.2.

00:55:14.000 Yeah, that's what I said.

00:55:15.000 He could have gotten more.

00:55:17.000 Yeah, I just said that.

00:55:18.000 You said the Rizza sold it.

00:55:20.000 Oh, I meant the Rizza said that they sold it on eBay.

00:55:27.000 And then keeps going.

00:55:29.000 2017, which I guess that was before the Wu-Tang album, he said he offered five grand for a strand of Hillary's hair on Facebook.

00:55:39.000 He says it was just a joke.

00:55:41.000 Others say he wanted to clone her, but that's called soliciting assault.

00:55:46.000 And he was facing charges.

00:55:47.000 By the way, all of this, remember in 2015, he was arrested for the Ponzi scheme.

00:55:51.000 So he's on trial as all of this shit happens.

00:55:54.000 Is he nuts?

00:55:56.000 He's on trial as he stalks Lauren Duca, as he buys that album, as he offers money for Hillary's hair.

00:56:04.000 So then 2019, he's sentenced to seven years.

00:56:07.000 And then we have this, today's New York Post.

00:56:11.000 At least you didn't fall in love with Martin Shigrelli.

00:56:14.000 Now, Maureen Callahan is a woman who can write.

00:56:17.000 I never said women can't write.

00:56:19.000 Some of my favorite writers are women.

00:56:21.000 It's just much rarer to find women who can write.

00:56:24.000 And the bar for young women writers in New York is unbelievably low.

00:56:29.000 They just barf out thousands and thousands of words, especially on the internet, too.

00:56:33.000 People don't really care what length the article is, right?

00:56:36.000 It's not like you're going to run out of room online.

00:56:38.000 But go down a bit.

00:56:42.000 In the Manhattan of York, blah, blah, blah.

00:56:45.000 Oh, she's doing the background we just did.

00:56:50.000 Who says New York woman are too choosy?

00:56:52.000 All while under investigation, jurisdiction, blah, blah, blah.

00:56:58.000 Keep going.

00:57:01.000 Yes, this Cretan found love.

00:57:04.000 Anyway, the woman who fell for this baddest of boys, one who lacks any expected bad boy traits such as good looks or sex appeal or obscured tastes in art and music or evidence of facial hair or any other secondary sex characteristics, really has finally gone public with her tale.

00:57:20.000 People would have been given a great gift during the darkest of holiday season.

00:57:23.000 So she was, she did a piece in Elle Magazine called The Journalist and the Pharma Pro, and then she shopped it out to publishers.

00:57:31.000 No one wanted it.

00:57:37.000 And she's just ruined her whole career, too.

00:57:40.000 Everyone hates her now.

00:57:41.000 She's the laughing stock.

00:57:44.000 Spoiler number one, here's the well-grown heroine of this romance, Chrissy Smith, photographed and addressed by Vampire's wife, blah, blah, blah.

00:57:50.000 Gazing off wistfully.

00:57:51.000 Spoiler number one, they never had sex.

00:57:53.000 Spoiler number two, she's now divorced, jobless, and living in a basement apartment in Harlem.

00:57:57.000 I'm happy here, she tells Elle Stephanie Clifford.

00:58:00.000 I feel like I have a purpose.

00:58:02.000 Oh, this is so great.

00:58:03.000 It's the equivalent of that friend of me who you know is secretly miserable, but posts perfect life shots on Instagram.

00:58:12.000 Wow.

00:58:13.000 What a fucking loser, huh?

00:58:17.000 He really, really wants to be somebody.

00:58:21.000 She says he isn't 5'70s, 5'10.

00:58:23.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:58:24.000 It's a great article.

00:58:25.000 It's in my notes.

00:58:26.000 I'll post them on gavinmcinnis.when.

00:58:30.000 Let's get down to COVID.

00:58:32.000 We've got the stimulus to talk about.

00:58:35.000 It's insane.

00:58:37.000 And it involves a fucking $10 million going to Pakistan to study gender?

00:58:44.000 Pardon my moi?

00:58:46.000 If your language requires a paintbrush to write, your language sucks.

00:58:51.000 Your language is stupid.

00:58:53.000 Fucking Chinese.

00:58:55.000 Chinese vibrant comes from China.

00:58:59.000 Just keep your hands off my dog.

00:59:00.000 By the way, all of the mailbag is from prisoners today, and it includes Mercedes continuing a discussion we had on the phone where I say Chinese sucks, and she thinks it's the most wonderful thing in the world.

00:59:13.000 Tulsi Gabbard.

00:59:14.000 God, I wish they had run her instead of fucking Joe Biden.

00:59:18.000 Wouldn't it be fun to be able to look at Tulsi Gabbard for the next four years?

00:59:22.000 I think she's good.

00:59:23.000 Like she's smart on her.

00:59:24.000 Well, she posed with Antifa in a photograph.

00:59:26.000 I have a lot of trouble getting over that.

00:59:28.000 But check her out.

00:59:31.000 From having voted on the House floor on this massive spending bill, I voted against it, and I wanted to tell you why.

00:59:40.000 First of all, this bill was over 5,500 pages long.

00:59:45.000 We received the text of this bill at approximately 2.30 this afternoon and were told we'd have to go and vote on it just a few hours later.

00:59:54.000 There is no way that anybody in Congress had the opportunity or the time to go through and read this bill to know exactly what was in it.

01:00:05.000 This is theft.

01:00:05.000 I've been here long enough to see how provisions are snuck into these bills literally in the dark of night without any announcement, without telling anyone what is in it, and then rushed through in the manner that we have just seen.

01:00:19.000 So here's what's happened.

01:00:20.000 We've been bribed.

01:00:21.000 Everyone gets $600 to ignore all of the other spending.

01:00:25.000 And all of the other spending is not benevolent.

01:00:27.000 It's relationships.

01:00:28.000 It's deals.

01:00:30.000 You send $10 million to Pakistan to study gender.

01:00:32.000 You now have someone on your side over there that can help you out when you need a thing.

01:00:37.000 That's how you have people like, what's her name, Maxwell Brown, Maxime Waters, worth hundreds of millions of dollars when all they've been making in politics is like 200 grand a year because of this bullshit.

01:00:52.000 So they're stealing from us.

01:00:53.000 And we're so stupid that we ignore it because we got 600 bucks.

01:00:58.000 It's now illegal to show Smokey the Bear smoking.

01:01:02.000 You can't sell any merch portraying that.

01:01:04.000 Yes.

01:01:06.000 What has that got to do with anything?

01:01:07.000 That's a thing in the bill.

01:01:09.000 Oh, really?

01:01:09.000 Yeah.

01:01:11.000 This is the height of irresponsibility, and it is absolutely no way for the people's representatives to be able to represent the interests of the American people.

01:01:25.000 The second thing is the central part of this bill was supposed to be about providing direct COVID relief to the American people who are struggling and who need help the most.

01:01:38.000 This bill dished out hundreds of billions of dollars going towards special interests, going towards a military-industrial complex, going towards foreign countries, meanwhile saying, here's what's left for you.

01:01:52.000 You get $600.

01:01:55.000 I'll tell you, in Hawaii, that in most cases won't even cover 25% of your rent.

01:02:04.000 I'm going to start pronouncing it like that.

01:02:07.000 Hawaii?

01:02:08.000 Hawaii?

01:02:10.000 Yeah, just because out of respect for Tulsi and her state, from now on, we only say Hawaii.

01:02:16.000 Hawaii.

01:02:17.000 It's like when Jordan, what's his name?

01:02:18.000 Jerry Taylor says, white.

01:02:20.000 Go back.

01:02:21.000 I want to hear him say that again.

01:02:23.000 Of your rent.

01:02:25.000 No, before that.

01:02:26.000 It is an insult.

01:02:28.000 Here's what's left for you.

01:02:30.000 You get $600.

01:02:33.000 I'll tell you, in Hawaii, that.

01:02:36.000 Hawaii.

01:02:37.000 Hawaii?

01:02:39.000 Want to go to Hawaii?

01:02:41.000 Hawaii?

01:02:42.000 I bought tickets for Nicaragua because I know a Latino there who's a vigilante.

01:02:48.000 But I think I'm going to go to Hawaii.

01:02:50.000 It's got similar weather to Ejuador, I believe.

01:02:54.000 In most cases, won't even cover.

01:02:56.000 That's what I'm doing for other places like Canada.

01:02:59.000 Canada.

01:03:00.000 Or I was thinking of going to Alabama.

01:03:03.000 Australia.

01:03:04.000 Wait, they say Australia.

01:03:05.000 So we had an apartment in New York, and then we...

01:03:09.000 Imagine having to have this like mosaic of speech.

01:03:13.000 Yeah, you got to do it for every area.

01:03:16.000 What's New Jersey?

01:03:17.000 10% of your rent.

01:03:20.000 It is an insult and a slap in the face to every single American in this country who is struggling because of this COVID pandemic, who is concerned about not being able to pay the rent, about eviction, about whether you'll have enough to buy groceries or medicine for yourself or your loved ones.

01:03:40.000 This bill is a representation of the screwed-up priorities of Washington.

01:03:45.000 Yes.

01:03:46.000 They should be fighting for you and making sure that you, the American people, come first.

01:03:52.000 This bill did not do that.

01:03:54.000 She's awesome.

01:03:57.000 That would almost be like a no-lose situation if it was Trump v.

01:04:02.000 The debate would have been awesome.

01:04:04.000 You wouldn't have to fear for like, you know, such socialist garbage.

01:04:08.000 I wouldn't be fearful.

01:04:09.000 It's like George W. Bush, where he would talk when he was president.

01:04:13.000 You just go, oh, great.

01:04:14.000 Here we go.

01:04:15.000 Fool me once.

01:04:16.000 Don't get fooled.

01:04:17.000 Fool me twice.

01:04:18.000 Don't get fooled again.

01:04:20.000 Or when he would talk about nuclear, they got nuclear weapons.

01:04:24.000 They got nuclear weapons.

01:04:25.000 When you got fucking king of the hill, it was embarrassing.

01:04:29.000 I didn't care about right or left.

01:04:30.000 It was just embarrassing.

01:04:31.000 I didn't like seeing him on TV.

01:04:32.000 It made me cringe.

01:04:33.000 And now we're going to have that for fucking four years.

01:04:36.000 It's like if your favorite team, it's like if Mr. Met was just like a walking dildo.

01:04:40.000 You're just like, I don't know if I like the Mets anymore right now.

01:04:43.000 Like our team is America.

01:04:44.000 Yeah.

01:04:44.000 And our mascot is Sleepy Joe.

01:04:47.000 So sending money to study gender in Pakistan, I was not lying.

01:04:51.000 I don't know what kind of kickbacks you get for this, though.

01:04:54.000 You get to go on holiday in Pakistan and stay at some politician's house?

01:04:58.000 It's the next one right after Telsi Gabbard.

01:05:03.000 What were you doing?

01:05:04.000 I Clicked the wrong one.

01:05:05.000 Coronavirus relief legislation includes $10 million for gender programs in Pakistan.

01:05:10.000 Now, that's the Washington Times, is it?

01:05:12.000 Fox business.

01:05:13.000 Fox business is a nightmare.

01:05:14.000 Don't watch the video.

01:05:15.000 It's got nothing to do with that.

01:05:16.000 But let me see the text.

01:05:18.000 Okay.

01:05:19.000 It seized up on me.

01:05:20.000 No, it did that to me too.

01:05:22.000 Yeah.

01:05:23.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:05:25.000 Among them are a pair of assistance programs whereby $15 million will be put toward democracy programs and $10 million will be distributed to gender programs.

01:05:36.000 What in the Sam hell?

01:05:40.000 This is theft.

01:05:41.000 If you make someone, if someone has to approve something that's 5,000 pages, I don't even know, what does 5,000 pages look like?

01:05:50.000 That HP copy print, how many pages is that?

01:05:52.000 Let's see.

01:05:54.000 So you know when you buy paper and it's in a box?

01:05:57.000 How many pages are that?

01:05:58.000 Put that up on my desk here.

01:06:01.000 No, that's just, okay, how many is this?

01:06:04.000 This is 155 pages.

01:06:07.000 So that's the thing.

01:06:09.000 So that box, the big box it's on is probably 1,000.

01:06:12.000 So it's five of those boxes.

01:06:14.000 I mean, it would take you years.

01:06:17.000 You'd have to send them to Max and John to read in prison.

01:06:22.000 Here's some other things.

01:06:24.000 $95 million for the Agency of International Development.

01:06:28.000 This is just salaries.

01:06:30.000 Someone is getting a salary.

01:06:31.000 There's someone who's going to monitor that money in Pakistan, and then that will be their job.

01:06:36.000 $300,000 for international disaster assistance.

01:06:40.000 No, $300 million, sorry.

01:06:42.000 $90 million for the Peace Corps, whatever.

01:06:45.000 $13 million to Howard University.

01:06:49.000 It's just like the mob.

01:06:49.000 They have these no-show jobs, and that's what Hunter Biden had, right?

01:06:52.000 He's getting $50,000 a month for some bullshit oil company he knows nothing about.

01:06:57.000 $9 million to Senate expenses, okay?

01:07:00.000 $100 million to essential air carriers.

01:07:03.000 This is of note because the airlines are going to need billions in loans to keep them afloat.

01:07:07.000 $100 million means nothing.

01:07:09.000 It's only 10 times what Pakistan's getting for their drag queens.

01:07:14.000 $40 billion.

01:07:16.000 Is that right?

01:07:18.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6.

01:07:20.000 Yeah.

01:07:20.000 40 billion goes to the Take Responsibility to Workers and Families Act.

01:07:24.000 This sounds like it's direct payments for workers.

01:07:27.000 $1 billion, airlines recycle and save program, $25 million FFA, FAA, National Railroad, Amtrak, Transit Infrastructure, Maritime Administration.

01:07:40.000 Public and Indian housing gets 2.5 million.

01:07:45.000 We should have applied for something on this.

01:07:48.000 And this also could be politicians paying back donors, right?

01:07:53.000 Like you pay a politician during his campaign and you're like, I don't know, some Bitcoin guy or something and Bitcoin never comes up.

01:08:00.000 And you're like, dude, you never got me back.

01:08:02.000 And they go, there was never any legislation for you.

01:08:04.000 And then this comes along and goes, I'm going to get you back with that.

01:08:07.000 And then we're clear, right?

01:08:08.000 Stop calling me so early in the morning.

01:08:13.000 What does any of this have to do with the fucking COVID virus?

01:08:17.000 Okay, that brings us to, I like to have a vein to the show.

01:08:22.000 So this brings us to the other day, lawmakers in Oregon had a secret meeting.

01:08:27.000 Oregon lawmakers saw protests inside and outside the state Capitol building as they convened on Monday to vote on pandemic relief amid the waning days of 2020.

01:08:36.000 Now, we've seen what happens when politicians are in charge of doling out money.

01:08:41.000 It's a fucking shit show.

01:08:43.000 Like Ronald Reagan said, to say that the government spends like a drunken sailor is an insult to drunken sailors because at least they're spending their own money.

01:08:51.000 Where's the link?

01:08:55.000 Is there any pictures there?

01:08:58.000 If you go to the next...

01:08:59.000 Yeah, there's no pictures.

01:09:00.000 So go to the next one and just turn down the volume.

01:09:04.000 Oregon Senator Dallas Heard R. Roseberg, he's a Republican, held his own protest on the floor of the Senate as the day began, removing his mask before his fellow lawmakers in defiance of health restrictions requiring facial coverings in the building.

01:09:16.000 Heard said he removed his mask in protest of what he called Governor Kate Brown's infringement on individual liberties and people's God-given rights.

01:09:23.000 His actions drew a stern rebuttal from President Peter Courtney, who warned Heard he was in danger of dismissal from the chamber.

01:09:32.000 You have no message, Courtney said, as Heard left the chamber to speak to the protesters outside and denounce the governor's face mask order.

01:09:40.000 Outside of the Capitol building, as many as 300 people armed with signs and Trump paraphernalia attempted to storm the legislature.

01:09:46.000 Why aren't you playing this link?

01:09:49.000 It's frozen up.

01:09:51.000 What's frozen up?

01:09:52.000 The actual vid.

01:09:53.000 The link?

01:09:55.000 So some are saying this was Proud Boys.

01:09:57.000 They're clearly not Prowboys.

01:09:58.000 They're old boomers.

01:10:03.000 They don't want us to see the fucking truth, man.

01:10:06.000 Yeah.

01:10:07.000 I just tried it in two different browsers.

01:10:09.000 So it's not playing on Brave or?

01:10:11.000 The follow- Oh, okay.

01:10:13.000 This is a mirror.

01:10:14.000 Because I believe maybe this has been.

01:10:18.000 Yeah, that's it.

01:10:21.000 You took an oath.

01:10:24.000 This is an unlawful enforcement.

01:10:26.000 We are legally allowed to be in this meeting today.

01:10:30.000 You are disobeying your oath.

01:10:32.000 You are disobeying.

01:10:33.000 Venezuela.

01:10:34.000 They're robbing us to the tune of billions.

01:10:38.000 Come join us.

01:10:40.000 Join us.

01:10:49.000 I am also pro-cop, but these guys are not impressing me.

01:10:52.000 But how naive do you have to be to think you're going to convince a cop?

01:10:57.000 Like one of them's going to turn around and start marching in and let them all in?

01:11:00.000 You just plant the seed and they're like, you know what?

01:11:02.000 So this is for a future time?

01:11:04.000 But this is what Antifa does.

01:11:06.000 They go do this to one of their neighbors.

01:11:07.000 They go, fuck you, you pig.

01:11:08.000 At one point, those people started calling them Hitler and saying, you're a fascist.

01:11:13.000 This is how World War II started.

01:11:14.000 Like a bootlicker.

01:11:15.000 I'm done with that analogy.

01:11:16.000 I'll never want to hear the word Hitler ever again, honestly.

01:11:19.000 It's like Bob Marley's album, what's it called?

01:11:24.000 Journey Today?

01:11:28.000 Legend.

01:11:29.000 You never need to hear Any more of Legend.

01:11:31.000 I'm good for one lifetime.

01:11:33.000 Full up to the top of all 20 of those fucking songs.

01:11:39.000 Let's jump to Proud Boys.

01:11:40.000 And we have a new intro here.

01:11:42.000 I've been saving this interview for the end, but we got the guy who was stabbed.

01:11:48.000 But let's go check out his parlor first.

01:11:51.000 Oh, let's see the Proud Boys thing first.

01:11:52.000 Proud Boys don't start fights.

01:11:54.000 They finish.

01:11:54.000 Proud of your boy.

01:11:58.000 I'll make you proud of your boys.

01:12:02.000 Proud boys, stand back and stand by.

01:12:07.000 Hey, dude, who made that?

01:12:08.000 Can you throw some blacks in there?

01:12:11.000 Not even Proud Boys, just red and black.

01:12:13.000 Yeah, just Bill Carson.

01:12:14.000 Chris Rock.

01:12:15.000 Yeah.

01:12:16.000 No, black Proud Boys.

01:12:18.000 So his parlor is fun.

01:12:19.000 This is Noble Beard we have on the show, but I just want to catch you up on him.

01:12:22.000 So he's going to tell the stories of him being stabbed twice in recent months.

01:12:27.000 One was he was breaking up.

01:12:28.000 I think in both cases, it was black people with knives who came to hunt, hunt whites.

01:12:33.000 So the narrative that cops are hunting black people for sport is a lie.

01:12:37.000 No one is talking about what's actually happening, which is criminals in D.C., mostly black, are hunting people because there's no law.

01:12:46.000 So you get released.

01:12:47.000 And the guy who stabbed him got released.

01:12:49.000 And all the stabbers have been released in all of these things.

01:12:53.000 They weren't apprehended in the first case, but they were apprehended in the second case and let go.

01:12:56.000 And he says, so I find it funny that D.C. police never came to the hospital to interview me about the stabbing.

01:13:01.000 Not once.

01:13:02.000 And they let the scumbag out with a misdemeanor charge.

01:13:06.000 But yeah, you'll go back and think the thin blue line all you want.

01:13:10.000 He's one of the only Pro Boys who's not very pro-cop.

01:13:14.000 But go look at his other stuff.

01:13:16.000 All his posts are great.

01:13:19.000 I can't believe I wasn't following him.

01:13:22.000 So if there's that one we just heard, then go down.

01:13:26.000 All these people who scream back the blue.

01:13:28.000 He's talking about what happened with the video we just watched.

01:13:30.000 He's talking about those people we just saw.

01:13:32.000 And he's saying that the police protected Big Daddy.

01:13:34.000 This is, by the way, a day after the American government stole billions of dollars from us.

01:13:41.000 Stole it.

01:13:42.000 We've been robbed.

01:13:43.000 Keep going down.

01:13:46.000 There's Tommy Robinson backing this Patriots.

01:13:49.000 Get American for your freedom pressure.

01:13:51.000 I'm not asking you to engage in criminalized.

01:13:54.000 There is bear spray going back and forth from the cops and from the protesters, back and forth.

01:14:00.000 I'll die for my freedom.

01:14:02.000 I'm ready to fight here.

01:14:03.000 The doors are open.

01:14:04.000 The police went inside.

01:14:07.000 See, I know we're living in shitty times, but at least people are woke.

01:14:10.000 At least they're alert.

01:14:12.000 Oh, here's an interesting post where he says, I'm going to share a possibly unpopular opinion.

01:14:17.000 Women do not belong on the front line at rallies or the battles that happen at them.

01:14:21.000 For every female that is up front, it's one less capable man.

01:14:23.000 I've been screaming that forever.

01:14:26.000 What was Heather Heyer doing in a war to go fight Nazis with her flip-flops on and her leggings?

01:14:31.000 And isn't it a burden to the men as well?

01:14:33.000 It's not even just like taking the place of a man, but then the men have to worry about them.

01:14:36.000 So they're actually occupied.

01:14:38.000 I don't think women should be in the military because men do irrational things.

01:14:42.000 They over-protect.

01:14:43.000 I don't think women should be in the police force as far as on the front lines.

01:14:47.000 We saw how badly they handle that Calgary kid.

01:14:49.000 I talk to cops about female cops all the time, and it's always a nightmare.

01:14:53.000 In fact, this one guy I know, he would call for backup before he even got there because he knew she was so insecure and she was tiny too, that she would overcompensate and start fronting.

01:15:04.000 What the fuck, bitch?

01:15:05.000 Which is what happened at the stabbing.

01:15:09.000 And get him in trouble.

01:15:11.000 So there's a whole myriad of reasons.

01:15:12.000 It's not just, oh, you fall in love with them and it's sexual tension.

01:15:15.000 No, it's they overcompensate or they undercompensate and they can't handle the perp.

01:15:20.000 Women are not as strong as men.

01:15:22.000 Okay?

01:15:23.000 Pretty simple.

01:15:24.000 They shouldn't be in battle.

01:15:26.000 Anyway, have you got him on the line?

01:15:28.000 Yes.

01:15:29.000 Let's talk to him.

01:15:39.000 Yes, sir.

01:15:40.000 Noble Beard, are you there, sir?

01:15:42.000 I am.

01:15:43.000 What's happening?

01:15:45.000 I just wanted to catch up on your stabbings.

01:15:49.000 My stabbings?

01:15:51.000 It's funny that you got to say it multiple times, right?

01:15:53.000 Yeah.

01:15:54.000 Well, at least there's...

01:15:56.000 At least there's a lot of people in jail for their crimes for stabbing you.

01:16:01.000 At least justice was served.

01:16:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:04.000 I mean, that 26-hour stint that that guy did totally reformed him.

01:16:11.000 So let's go to the first one.

01:16:13.000 Now, just to give people a backstory, they both involved Harry's.

01:16:16.000 Harry's is like a mega bar in D.C. One of the only ones, really, where you're safe, where you know someone's not going to spit in your drink.

01:16:23.000 And you're coming back.

01:16:24.000 This is like, I'm going back about a month now.

01:16:26.000 You're coming back.

01:16:27.000 Election night.

01:16:28.000 What?

01:16:29.000 Election night.

01:16:32.000 Oh, right, right, right.

01:16:34.000 Yep.

01:16:34.000 So election night, you're coming back from Harry's and you see some old guy in a suit.

01:16:39.000 Was he getting stabbed?

01:16:41.000 Yeah, so what happened was we were coming back.

01:16:44.000 I'm trying to keep the sun out of there for you.

01:16:47.000 We were coming back.

01:16:48.000 We were just walking to our cars.

01:16:50.000 Enrique, myself, Bev, Bev Beatty, and a couple of other people were walking back to our cars.

01:16:58.000 And we just noticed these three guys walk, or two guys and a girl.

01:17:05.000 We didn't really pay attention to gender because you're not allowed to do that these days anyway.

01:17:08.000 So sorry if I missed gender, G faggots.

01:17:10.000 Anyways, so they were walking past us, mumbled something because we were talking about the election.

01:17:19.000 Then we noticed this old white guy in a suit across the street, kind of stumbling, looking like he was coming back from an election party or something.

01:17:26.000 And we noticed him walk across the street, get in front of him, stop him, and then start just running their mouths to him and talking shit.

01:17:36.000 I don't know.

01:17:36.000 Am I allowed to swear?

01:17:38.000 Of course.

01:17:38.000 So you're going in opposite directions.

01:17:41.000 Yeah.

01:17:42.000 So they pass you in going the same direction and the old drunk white guy in the suit, he's coming in the opposite direction of you.

01:17:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:50.000 He was kind of behind us.

01:17:52.000 And so they crossed over and started, you know, they started giving them shit.

01:17:56.000 And so Bev noticed it.

01:17:58.000 She jumped up, ran over, got, You know, got in the middle of it, and she didn't throw any punches or anything.

01:18:03.000 But the one female that was there, man, she caught Bev with like a three-piece and a biscuit, man.

01:18:07.000 She was just like, boom, boom, boom, hit her like three times.

01:18:09.000 Yep, yep.

01:18:10.000 And she, Bev, you know, I jumped in the middle.

01:18:14.000 I was like, whoa, we're not going to do that.

01:18:15.000 Bev said, the hell we aren't.

01:18:17.000 So she moved me out of the side.

01:18:18.000 And then, you know, so they proceeded to scrap.

01:18:21.000 And then I stepped up because there was two guys there.

01:18:24.000 Enrique was coming in behind me.

01:18:26.000 Two guys that squared off with them.

01:18:27.000 Enrique tackles the one dude.

01:18:29.000 And then, so I engage with the other guy.

01:18:31.000 Now, I had my stab plates on.

01:18:35.000 I had my vest on underneath my jacket.

01:18:37.000 So they didn't know I was protected.

01:18:40.000 But somewhere in the scrum, in the melee, one of the guys feels he's outmatched or his girl is outmatched, grabs his knife out, pulls it, and goes and stabs Bev in the back three times, stabs another guy in the neck, and slices another guy's face.

01:18:57.000 And I didn't know any of this had happened.

01:18:59.000 My back was turned because I was fighting with the one guy.

01:19:02.000 And I noticed I got punched.

01:19:04.000 I felt like I got punched three times in the back.

01:19:06.000 And then I heard the dude go, fuck.

01:19:08.000 You know, I had steel plates on.

01:19:09.000 So, you know, I figured he hurt his hand.

01:19:11.000 I'm going to find out he had tried to stab me in my back, just like he had stabbed everyone else.

01:19:16.000 But I had my plates on.

01:19:17.000 Luckily, we hadn't saved me.

01:19:18.000 So that was the first incident.

01:19:20.000 Wait a minute.

01:19:22.000 Didn't you say you heard one of them say, I've been waiting for this all night?

01:19:26.000 Yes, yes.

01:19:27.000 So the one guy, when I got to square up with the one guy, I thought we were just going to go fisticuffs, you know?

01:19:33.000 I was like, all right, let's do this.

01:19:34.000 And he just looked at me.

01:19:35.000 He was like, I've been waiting for this all night.

01:19:37.000 I've been looking for this all night.

01:19:39.000 I was like, well, you got it now.

01:19:40.000 So what you want to do with it?

01:19:41.000 And he, that's the guy that pulled the knife and stabbed everybody.

01:19:47.000 So yeah, they were out looking for it, man.

01:19:49.000 Yeah.

01:19:50.000 Well, that's my contention is because crime has gotten so bad in D.C. now that the Washington Post won't deliver at night.

01:19:56.000 You only get your Washington Post after like 8 a.m., 9 a.m.

01:20:01.000 So it's a complete war zone.

01:20:04.000 And I think with this no bail and the cops not protecting anyone, the cops being prevented from doing their jobs, I think that kids are going out hunting the way they were back in the 80s with the Central Park V when they go out wilding in New York.

01:20:18.000 Yeah, because New York used to be, that used to be New York City until Giuliani cleaned it up, you know?

01:20:23.000 Yep.

01:20:25.000 That's what happens when you get a Republican in office over a Democrat.

01:20:31.000 You get clean streets.

01:20:32.000 You get safe areas to live in, gentrification or whatever they call it.

01:20:38.000 You get beautiful homes.

01:20:40.000 And when you get a Democrat in office, you get shithole, crime-infested third world countries.

01:20:45.000 Yep.

01:20:46.000 So Bevlyn was in the hospital for a while.

01:20:50.000 Yeah, she ended up getting an infection, a bacterial infection in her lung from the oxygen they were giving her in the hospital.

01:20:57.000 Oh, my God.

01:20:58.000 So she could have died.

01:21:00.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:01.000 Yeah.

01:21:01.000 Well, they lost me twice in the ambulance on the way to the hospital last week.

01:21:05.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:21:06.000 Holy crap.

01:21:08.000 All right.

01:21:11.000 So we skip ahead another two weeks, right?

01:21:14.000 You're at Harry's again.

01:21:15.000 Oh, by the way, before we banned the first stabbing.

01:21:17.000 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:21:18.000 The press didn't go near this story.

01:21:20.000 The only articles I saw about it said things like, proud boys come to DC for violence and people get stabbed.

01:21:27.000 Yes, yes.

01:21:28.000 They conveniently leave out who keeps getting stabbed.

01:21:31.000 Right.

01:21:31.000 And then the other angle I saw was from that guy, Will Carlos, over at USA Today, who said, the fact that the police put you in their cars and drove around to see who did it is yet another example of preferential treatment that proud boys get from the police.

01:21:46.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, because they've never ever put someone in the car and said, hey, come with me.

01:21:52.000 Let's see if we can identify the suspect.

01:21:53.000 Yeah, they didn't even say the suspect was guilty.

01:21:55.000 That's what you do.

01:21:56.000 I've done it.

01:21:57.000 Everyone's done it.

01:21:59.000 Okay, so jump ahead two weeks, and I think another counter.

01:22:05.000 We'd have to jump ahead to two months, actually.

01:22:08.000 Oh, sorry, two months.

01:22:09.000 That happened there.

01:22:10.000 We've had one rally up there in the meantime, the street sweeper rally where we went out and beat the shit out of Antifa after they had been attacking innocents all day, pushing over women who are pushing strollers with their babies.

01:22:26.000 Yep, that black woman.

01:22:27.000 We saw that.

01:22:28.000 We had enough.

01:22:29.000 We had an absolute, I mean, we went out with bad intentions, not going to lie.

01:22:34.000 We wanted to clear the streets of that bullshit.

01:22:37.000 We had had enough.

01:22:38.000 And when we got a hold of them, they got what they wanted.

01:22:42.000 They wanted violence, man.

01:22:43.000 They wanted to intimidate small groups of people until they saw us, man.

01:22:48.000 Gavin, they shit their pants when they saw us come marching down the street at them.

01:22:52.000 They shit their pants.

01:22:54.000 When there was no police in between us and them, they knew.

01:22:58.000 It's like, you know, you've seen that the moment that he knew he fucked up.

01:23:01.000 That was it for them.

01:23:03.000 Right.

01:23:03.000 Well, we showed footage of who they were attacking, and they always pray on the weak.

01:23:07.000 That black woman with her kids, that old man on his bike, they sucker punched the guy we had on the show from behind when they would get him up.

01:23:15.000 They were acting like hyenas, really.

01:23:17.000 They would sort of pick and then be barked back and then pick again.

01:23:20.000 Yeah, until we came up on them.

01:23:23.000 When real men showed up in large numbers to counter them, that's when the big penises they had turned inside out and turned into vaginas.

01:23:32.000 Okay, so now we're up to the most recent stabbing, which was what, last weekend?

01:23:38.000 Last Saturday.

01:23:39.000 Yeah, last Saturday.

01:23:42.000 So, yeah, I mean, it was a wild day, man.

01:23:44.000 It was great.

01:23:45.000 We had, dude, we had over a thousand Proud Boys turn out for that.

01:23:48.000 The largest showing.

01:23:49.000 And, you know, I texted you after it, and I sent you this picture, and I was like, did you ever think back in 2016 when you started it that they would ever be something like this as great of a force as it is and as great of an organization as it is?

01:24:03.000 And it really has, man.

01:24:04.000 So hats off to you.

01:24:05.000 You had a vision.

01:24:06.000 And man, I'll tell you what, you know, just that sea of black and yellow marching through the streets of our nation's capital.

01:24:13.000 You know, it was like soldiers coming back into Rome.

01:24:17.000 You know what I mean?

01:24:18.000 After conquering, you know, some, you know, Greece or something like that, you know?

01:24:21.000 Well, you know you're over the target when the media is constantly lying about you and trying to turn you into a roving, violent Nazi gang and totally ignoring six months of pure fucking riotous hell from Antifa and BLM.

01:24:35.000 Yeah, and Portland is another example of that, what they did to us when we went out there September 26th.

01:24:40.000 National emergency because we were coming to have some beers.

01:24:43.000 You know?

01:24:45.000 You know, it's accuse your enemy of which you are guilty.

01:24:51.000 You know, it's that old strategy.

01:24:54.000 So what's amazing about the most recent stabbing, we were talking about this yesterday, there's a meme called It's the Media, where it's a cartoon of the media focusing on one part of the picture, and it looks like the victim is the perp and the perp is the victim.

01:25:09.000 But you pull back and you see the knife is a shoe and the other guy was going like, don't hurt me, whatever.

01:25:15.000 And they did that with the stabbing.

01:25:17.000 It said breaking news on Daily Mail, and the breaking news was hiding the black guy's knife, and it was just showing the Proud Boy, the other Proud Boy got stabbed holding the dude.

01:25:28.000 Yeah, of course, of course.

01:25:29.000 Reverse.

01:25:30.000 They never said who got stabbed in any of those articles.

01:25:33.000 They just said four people were stabbed when the Proud Boys came to D.C. Yeah.

01:25:36.000 You could have said, hey, four Proud Boys were stabbed.

01:25:39.000 Right.

01:25:40.000 But why would they do that?

01:25:41.000 Well, they also don't mention that Harry's is a MAGA bar.

01:25:44.000 So a black guy with a knife going there in Antifa clothes isn't some innocent sweet angel on his way home to buy groceries for his mom.

01:25:54.000 This was another hunter.

01:25:57.000 He came in with bad intentions, man.

01:25:59.000 Yeah.

01:25:59.000 He knew exactly what he was going to do.

01:26:02.000 So anyway, so I see it happening.

01:26:05.000 And so I've kind of, I'm kind of, a lot of times I'm the voice of reason out there, you know, and I and I can kind of de-escalate a situation if it needs de-escalating.

01:26:14.000 So I saw the situation happening.

01:26:15.000 So I run over.

01:26:16.000 Wait, what did you see exactly?

01:26:18.000 What did you see?

01:26:20.000 What did you see?

01:26:20.000 What I saw is basically when you're in these situations, man, you see a crowd just start to rush in a certain direction.

01:26:27.000 And so I saw the direction they were rushing in.

01:26:30.000 And I saw the one guy by himself standing there.

01:26:35.000 And I saw that obnoxious female grab the mask, grab at his mask.

01:26:43.000 Apparently he had already had his knife out.

01:26:44.000 She knew it.

01:26:45.000 And she was in bragging about how she can cheat death and all this.

01:26:50.000 It's like, no, because he wasn't there to stab you.

01:26:52.000 He was there to stab us, you idiot.

01:26:55.000 So she grabs at his mask and then the scrum starts.

01:26:58.000 I was going to come up, try to get him out of there.

01:27:01.000 Be like, come on, man.

01:27:02.000 Let me, everybody back off.

01:27:03.000 Give him some space.

01:27:04.000 Let him walk through.

01:27:04.000 Let him get out of here.

01:27:06.000 Right?

01:27:07.000 And, you know, who knows?

01:27:09.000 That could have been a mistake, too.

01:27:11.000 He could have just stuck a knife in my throat if I was trying to get him out of there, you know?

01:27:15.000 So I'm not taking any chances anymore with these guys.

01:27:18.000 They get within stabbing distance of me.

01:27:20.000 You're catching a right hook or something.

01:27:22.000 You know what I mean?

01:27:23.000 I'm not giving them the opportunity again.

01:27:25.000 But anyway, so I came in.

01:27:26.000 I was running in to try and de-escalate the situation.

01:27:30.000 He came swinging at me.

01:27:32.000 I didn't see the knife.

01:27:33.000 So obviously my instinct is to swing back.

01:27:36.000 So I grabbed him by the shoulder and I started pounding his mouth.

01:27:40.000 And that's when all of a sudden I noticed I felt that pain.

01:27:44.000 I was like, ooh, somebody just stabbed me.

01:27:46.000 Yeah, I've never been stabbed before, but I knew instantly somebody stabbed me.

01:27:49.000 And you didn't have your plates on this time?

01:27:52.000 No, I did, but he got me in the side.

01:27:55.000 He got me up here.

01:27:57.000 I saw stitch marks that looked like they were in the middle.

01:27:59.000 That was just, that was the side?

01:28:01.000 Yeah, so I've got this.

01:28:03.000 Yeah.

01:28:07.000 So I've got that.

01:28:09.000 That's because they had to do exploratory surgery because he punctured my lung.

01:28:13.000 He punctured my diaphragm and my stomach.

01:28:16.000 Holy shit.

01:28:18.000 Yeah, so that was the second one.

01:28:20.000 Now, what do they do when that happens?

01:28:22.000 They go in and stitch up your stomach and stitch up your lung?

01:28:25.000 How does that work?

01:28:27.000 Well, they had to, the lung will actually heal itself.

01:28:31.000 So what they had to do is I had a chest tube in for five days.

01:28:34.000 They had a tube that was just down through my back and went down and it kept all the blood and drainage and stuff.

01:28:41.000 It kept draining it out of my body so that it wouldn't fill up my lung cavity and collapse my lung.

01:28:48.000 And that's what happened to me on the way to the hospital is my lung collapsed.

01:28:51.000 Luckily, like Milkshake and a couple of other guys were right there and they put a chest, you know, they put the correct kind of dressing on my wound when I got stabbed once I realized it.

01:29:02.000 What's that?

01:29:02.000 And there was an EMP.

01:29:03.000 What kind of dressing?

01:29:04.000 What's that?

01:29:05.000 What's the correct kind of dressing?

01:29:07.000 It was a chest, I think, chest pack or something like that.

01:29:13.000 It's a chest vent, chest vent.

01:29:15.000 So it seals the wound up, but it allows for venting so that if you need to clear the cavity for the lung, it doesn't fill up.

01:29:26.000 So I had one in my IFAC, which is my med bag I always carry on me.

01:29:32.000 And so they went into my pack and they got everything out they needed.

01:29:35.000 They wrapped me up and there was a lady named Rose there that helped save my life too.

01:29:39.000 If I had just sat there and bled until the ambulance got there, I probably wouldn't be here right now.

01:29:44.000 Probably would have successfully killed their first proud boy.

01:29:47.000 Like Jay Bishop over in Portland.

01:29:51.000 He didn't even have a chance, man.

01:29:53.000 He didn't even have a chance, that poor guy.

01:29:56.000 So, you know, and so I get to the hospital and, you know, they take me, they run me into surgery.

01:30:01.000 And, I mean, dude, there's no feeling like being on a gurney, butt naked, with a big old gash in your side, and them running you to, I mean, absolutely full out sprinting you to the OR.

01:30:14.000 You know, the thought of your impending death just creeps over your body, man.

01:30:19.000 And you're like, I was surprisingly calm, though.

01:30:21.000 I was like, well, I mean, if this is it, this is it.

01:30:23.000 At least my name will be brought into battles, you know, down the road.

01:30:29.000 You know, my name will be carried in there like a sword, you know.

01:30:33.000 So I was surprisingly calm about it.

01:30:35.000 But, you know, I got kids and stuff.

01:30:37.000 So, you know, I wanted to get home, obviously.

01:30:39.000 But there's no feeling like getting rushed down a hallway.

01:30:43.000 You know, it's like right out of a movie, man.

01:30:45.000 You know, the white hallway, the lights, you know, everything's starting to go dim.

01:30:49.000 And they get you into the surgery and you say your last prayers before they put you under.

01:30:54.000 And you don't know if you're ever going to wake up again.

01:30:57.000 So I did, luckily.

01:31:00.000 And how long were you in there?

01:31:02.000 Five days?

01:31:04.000 No, six days.

01:31:06.000 They released me, well, seven days.

01:31:08.000 They released me on Sunday.

01:31:10.000 Now, I saw there's a fundraiser for you, and I was excited to see it go up to what, 50K by now?

01:31:16.000 57,000, man.

01:31:18.000 I couldn't believe that.

01:31:19.000 You know, my medical bills alone are probably going to be upwards of $150,000 to maybe $200,000 for that stay.

01:31:26.000 So it's definitely going to help.

01:31:29.000 It's definitely going to help.

01:31:30.000 That's not really.

01:31:31.000 I mean, there's got to be some sort of payment plan you can set up because 50 doesn't really do much to 250.

01:31:38.000 No, no, but it'll help get me somewhere at least, I guess, you know.

01:31:42.000 And, you know, and it's not even just the donations, man.

01:31:46.000 The amount of love and support from just people I've never even met, other Proud Boys, you know, just random people messaging me and texting me.

01:31:57.000 I mean, that's really what got me through, man.

01:32:00.000 Being in a situation like that and having, you know, that much support and that much love from the community.

01:32:06.000 You know, if this would have happened, you know, three years ago to a proud boy, nobody would have given a shit, you know?

01:32:12.000 Yeah.

01:32:14.000 Well, the media's angle for this whole thing is that he was just an innocent man walking down the street and he was surrounded by proud boys and he just pulled up the knife in self-defense.

01:32:22.000 What evidence do we have that that's not the case?

01:32:26.000 Well, I mean, we'd have to link him to, you know, we'd have to somehow link him to an organization or, you know, find his social media, which has probably been scrubbed.

01:32:41.000 You know, I believe that we did have some word that there was actually bounties on myself, on Enrique.

01:32:48.000 There was money bounties on us.

01:32:50.000 Wow.

01:32:51.000 And yeah, I mean, when you got money on your head and, you know, some, you know, and people are willing to do anything for it.

01:32:58.000 You know what I mean?

01:32:59.000 Well, especially when there's no punishment.

01:33:00.000 Like, it's win-win for him.

01:33:03.000 He walked away with a misdemeanor and what, a $500 fine?

01:33:06.000 Bail?

01:33:08.000 Bail, yeah.

01:33:08.000 $550 bail.

01:33:10.000 Unbelievable.

01:33:13.000 Now, if that was me, you know, they'd pile Rittenhouse me.

01:33:18.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:19.000 You know?

01:33:20.000 Yeah.

01:33:22.000 If some white guy went to a black bar and he ended up stabbing four blacks, I mean, he'd be in prison for 100 years.

01:33:30.000 Guaranteed.

01:33:31.000 Yeah.

01:33:31.000 And the media, it's not just the justice system.

01:33:33.000 The media pushes this, but they're both the same.

01:33:36.000 Like the media, the DNC, the justice system, and I think the police are now getting sucked into this in at least D.C., where they're all part of the same sort of plan of wiping out Trump supporters.

01:33:46.000 And they were paying Antifa to go to D.C. that weekend, and they paid them for their room and board, everything, paid for their travel, and then paid them a stipend on a daily basis.

01:33:56.000 That wasn't just to go protest.

01:33:58.000 That was to go fuck up Trump supporters.

01:34:01.000 Yeah, they actually busted them in.

01:34:03.000 They were staying at a holiday inn in Arlington, Virginia.

01:34:07.000 And we got this intel on the way in.

01:34:09.000 About three or four busloads of Antifa showed up and they were staying at their carrying their flags and their shields.

01:34:15.000 And we figured out why, because in Virginia, you could keep guns.

01:34:19.000 So if they needed to, they could keep guns at their hotel if things got crazy and come back and get their guns.

01:34:25.000 Well, that's what I'm hearing rumors about with the January 6th rally that Antifa is going to come armed because DC police have decided, and I can't verify this yet, D.C. police have decided to allow concealed carry forces.

01:34:40.000 Yeah, you have to apply for the permit.

01:34:43.000 But, I mean, if Bowser and all of them are the ones that are controlling who gets the permits, who do you think they're going to give them to?

01:34:51.000 Definitely not the right-wing Trump supporters.

01:34:53.000 No.

01:34:54.000 Well, I hope there's no bloodshed on January 6th.

01:34:57.000 I hope Proud Boys don't even go.

01:35:00.000 Well, we are officially not going.

01:35:04.000 Good.

01:35:08.000 After this last showing, we are officially not going.

01:35:12.000 We have to take some time.

01:35:13.000 We have to regroup.

01:35:15.000 We love to support Trump.

01:35:17.000 We love to support the country.

01:35:18.000 We love to support the normies.

01:35:20.000 However, January 6th, with everything that's going on, we need to take a step back.

01:35:26.000 We need to reorganize.

01:35:27.000 We need to figure out the best strategy.

01:35:29.000 So, yeah, so we're off the table for.

01:35:31.000 It's one thing when people want you dead, right?

01:35:34.000 Like, people want gangsters dead all the time.

01:35:37.000 But in this case, you also have the politicians and the justice system and the media also wanting you dead.

01:35:44.000 So when you get stabbed, it becomes four people were stabbed at a Proud Boys thing.

01:35:48.000 And when you stop a man from being killed, it's preferential treatment from the police.

01:35:54.000 And then they actually catch the perp and he's gone with a misdemeanor.

01:35:57.000 I mean, all of those factors together is a perfect storm for murder.

01:36:03.000 Yep.

01:36:04.000 And I'm warning all of the Trump supporters and the normies that want to go up there on January 6th.

01:36:13.000 Something smells fishy.

01:36:14.000 It seems like a trap to me.

01:36:16.000 And, you know, with the president's words, it's going to be wild or whatever he said.

01:36:23.000 You know, we want to do this, but we want to do this correctly.

01:36:28.000 We can't jump the gun and allow emotions to drive us.

01:36:32.000 We have to think tactfully.

01:36:33.000 We have to think, you know, correct, what's the correct move, the correct next move.

01:36:38.000 We can't just jump in feet first.

01:36:41.000 No, do it legal.

01:36:43.000 Get a permit, have security there.

01:36:46.000 You know, I like the idea that they were talking about for the rally a couple months ago in Portland where they were going to have a banner that said, there's no such thing as boneless wings.

01:36:58.000 Yeah.

01:37:00.000 That should be the answer.

01:37:02.000 Our new thing is the Mexican pizza at Taco Bell.

01:37:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:06.000 Yeah.

01:37:06.000 I've sort of seen.

01:37:07.000 What is that about?

01:37:08.000 Not that I want to ruin the joke.

01:37:10.000 Well, no, it's they took away the Mexican pizza from Taco Bell like last year or something.

01:37:16.000 Because it's racist, I guess.

01:37:17.000 And so, yeah, I think we need to bring that back.

01:37:22.000 And I think we should all, maybe on January 6th, all the Proboys should all gather up.

01:37:27.000 Everyone go to your local Taco Bell and protest.

01:37:30.000 Everyone go order a Mexican pizza.

01:37:32.000 And when they don't have it, throw a refit right there.

01:37:36.000 Do a sit-in right there in the Taco Bell and say, I'm not leaving until I get a fucking Mexican pizza.

01:37:40.000 Lie down.

01:37:41.000 Like at Grand Central, BLM would have these die-ins where they all lie down dead.

01:37:45.000 Yeah, we're going to do a pizza in.

01:37:47.000 Yeah, we could lie down starved to death from the lack of Mexican pizza.

01:37:53.000 Yep, yep, exactly.

01:37:54.000 So, but yeah, man, anybody going up there January 6th, just be safe.

01:37:58.000 Just be safe, be prepared because obviously anything can happen.

01:38:02.000 Yeah, I smoke.

01:38:03.000 You know, I just want to let my assassin know, you missed, motherfucker.

01:38:08.000 I'm out here.

01:38:10.000 I'm out here.

01:38:11.000 I'm walking around.

01:38:12.000 I got 56 staples in my body right now.

01:38:15.000 I got a punctured lung.

01:38:16.000 I've got a hole in my back where the chest tube is.

01:38:18.000 But guess what, motherfucker?

01:38:20.000 You didn't do your job.

01:38:22.000 No, and I hope he never does.

01:38:25.000 No, he's going to have to come harder than that if he wants to kill me.

01:38:28.000 Noble, thanks for coming on the show.

01:38:30.000 Always a pleasure talking to you.

01:38:31.000 Absolutely, Gav.

01:38:32.000 Thank you.

01:38:33.000 Proud of you, boy.

01:38:36.000 Tell Ryan that he's really gay, and I love him.

01:38:38.000 I will.

01:38:39.000 And I miss you.

01:38:40.000 I will.

01:38:41.000 We'll see you soon, brother.

01:38:42.000 See you later, man.

01:38:42.000 See you, man.

01:38:49.000 What do you think of Noble Beard Trump?

01:38:52.000 Everybody knows what I'm saying is true.

01:38:54.000 Do you think that the hunter, the predator, acted in self-defense?

01:39:00.000 You're fired.

01:39:04.000 Do you think Noble Beard should sue the DC police?

01:39:07.000 Right now, I'm too busy making America great again.

01:39:11.000 Well, that's actually a good segue into the mailbag.

01:39:16.000 Shut up, you don't have a death.

01:39:19.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:39:25.000 Let me touch it.

01:39:29.000 So Mercedes sent me a letter, but it includes another letter in the letter from someone else.

01:39:35.000 I have to be careful not to show any addresses.

01:39:39.000 She always sends me newspaper clippings of funny little jokes.

01:39:43.000 I don't know.

01:39:46.000 They're Sunday funnies.

01:39:47.000 They're never going to be funny.

01:39:50.000 So I'll read you some of hers.

01:39:53.000 Very fancy writing.

01:39:55.000 Very eloquent.

01:39:58.000 Dear Gavin, this follow-up letter, blah, blah, blah.

01:40:02.000 Thank you for the help on the Melinda Thomas case, by the way.

01:40:06.000 All I did was, it sounded like this woman was innocent.

01:40:08.000 She's being railroaded, and they don't care about this part of San Bernardino where she's in because it's like desert and garbage.

01:40:14.000 So I sent it to Michelle Malkin because that's her crusade.

01:40:18.000 Michelle didn't respond, so I guess she's got too much on her plate.

01:40:21.000 But it's a really difficult thing to do.

01:40:24.000 Because I'm sure everyone in jail goes, no, no, I was railroaded.

01:40:27.000 So now you have to research the whole case.

01:40:30.000 Like Michelle found that cop where he's in jail right now, Asian guy, and they said, you made this black woman blow you to avoid a ticket.

01:40:37.000 And Michelle did hundreds of hours of research and discovered that the way he dresses, even if they both were going to have consensual oral sex, she's like, can I blow you?

01:40:48.000 Honey, it's her boyfriend.

01:40:49.000 He'd be like, ah, fuck, hold on, okay.

01:40:50.000 Like he got spanks and all these vests and stuff.

01:40:53.000 Your dick doesn't just schloop out.

01:40:55.000 It's hard to get to it.

01:40:58.000 So how much research did it take for Michelle to get there?

01:41:01.000 She'd have to talk to him, talk to the lawyers.

01:41:03.000 I mean, I know the Max and John case inside out, but that's because it's been up my ass for three years.

01:41:09.000 Two years.

01:41:10.000 So I don't know what I'm supposed to do with these cases.

01:41:14.000 And I don't want to get the wrong person.

01:41:15.000 Like, Kim Kardashian was working on a guy who burnt a couple alive.

01:41:23.000 She didn't do her research, apparently.

01:41:29.000 I've spoken with her extensively, and she's responsible, and I can vouch for her.

01:41:33.000 Although, I think there was another letter where she said, I changed my mind.

01:41:36.000 I don't vouch for her anymore.

01:41:38.000 She's mentally unstable.

01:41:39.000 Maybe that was another person I was supposed to go.

01:41:47.000 I had previously written you about Brittany Jordan.

01:41:50.000 This is what I was talking about.

01:41:51.000 And I wanted to rescind my support of her.

01:41:53.000 After being housed with her for over a month, I can say she seems to suffer from some sort of mental instability for which she refuses to be medicated.

01:42:01.000 After not only abusing, observing it daily, but being the recipient of her erratic and volatile and unnecessarily mean behavior, I can actually understand why she was noticed as a person of interest in her case.

01:42:20.000 Whatever the outcome, hers is a case in which I cannot, in good conscience, ask you or your supporters for help.

01:42:26.000 Okay, what if I had gone nuts on that one?

01:42:29.000 Brittany Jordan.

01:42:30.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:42:32.000 That would have been bad.

01:42:33.000 Like, why don't you send me a Petri dish and ask me to find a cure for cancer?

01:42:36.000 It's not my area of expertise.

01:42:38.000 I'd have to learn, get a chemistry degree.

01:42:41.000 Am I supposed to fly down to San Bernardino and talk to Brittany Jordan's lawyer?

01:42:45.000 What if I had done that and spent months researching and then I'm like, oh, she's nuts.

01:42:50.000 All right.

01:42:50.000 Sorry, we didn't have a show for three months, guys.

01:42:53.000 I was researching a lunatic.

01:42:55.000 Instead of working with one.

01:42:57.000 Okay, so I won't read you the whole thing, but this is her after we had an argument about China.

01:43:02.000 And as you saw earlier from the COVID intro, I hate Chinese.

01:43:05.000 After mentioning China, I had mentioned to you I would elaborate on the benefits of learning Chinese as a quote-unquote digital language.

01:43:12.000 Chinese is, in a form, algebraic.

01:43:16.000 It consists of a series of symbols that make up syllables in either singular or compound fashion.

01:43:21.000 A word can consist of a single syllable or several.

01:43:25.000 So in essence, the symbols are the building blocks of the words.

01:43:28.000 There are 800 or so characters and 1,033 compounds.

01:43:35.000 Whose side are you on here, Mercedes?

01:43:37.000 This sounds like a pretty shitty language to me.

01:43:39.000 How many letters do we have?

01:43:41.000 24.

01:43:42.000 26.

01:43:43.000 I think Korean has like 18.

01:43:45.000 That's the only one who beats us is Korean.

01:43:47.000 24 and then Hawaii and Alaska.

01:43:49.000 Hawaii.

01:43:50.000 Hawaii.

01:43:51.000 Congratulations.

01:43:53.000 Congratulations.

01:43:56.000 I've got the lead with now.

01:43:58.000 Congratulations.

01:43:59.000 Did you find that?

01:44:00.000 Is that what you're looking for?

01:44:00.000 I'm cutting it right now as we speak.

01:44:04.000 To become, and you need all those to become literate in Chinese.

01:44:07.000 For full literacy, there are 2,349 characters, but all of these use those 800 building blocks.

01:44:14.000 Yeah, I know.

01:44:15.000 When I was in Taiwan, there's closed captions at the bottom of Chinese shows in Chinese.

01:44:22.000 And I said to the person, I said, what the fuck's going on here?

01:44:24.000 People, is it for the deaf?

01:44:26.000 And they go, no, Chinese is so complicated that even adults are still refining it and learning it and trying to get better at it, if you will.

01:44:34.000 Congratulations.

01:44:36.000 Oh, you found it.

01:44:37.000 Let's see it.

01:44:38.000 It's almost done.

01:44:40.000 It's just in the project right now.

01:44:41.000 Here's why I believe it's wonderful for children to learn.

01:44:44.000 It requires memory.

01:44:45.000 Yeah, because it's so shitty.

01:44:46.000 You have to be a fucker genius to remember all these stupid words.

01:44:51.000 It's also symbolic, as each symbol was with its meaning.

01:44:54.000 It also requires a different kind of hand-eye coordination to create.

01:44:57.000 I find since studying it myself, seeing new patterns in everyday things as a result, especially the mundane.

01:45:04.000 So, I think you made my case for me, Mercedes.

01:45:07.000 Anyway, she goes on and on, and the rest is all about Chinese.

01:45:10.000 She's very intelligent.

01:45:11.000 It's a very interesting letter.

01:45:13.000 But maybe I'll photocopy these and put them on Deer Censored.

01:45:17.000 So that's one.

01:45:19.000 And then she includes in her letter this new chick I'm supposed to investigate.

01:45:24.000 Started September 8th, 2017.

01:45:26.000 Well, I'm going to assume she's Mexican.

01:45:29.000 Started September 18th, 2017.

01:45:31.000 Me and my ex were fighting via phone and text.

01:45:33.000 He moved out.

01:45:34.000 I moved on.

01:45:35.000 He was not happy.

01:45:36.000 He drove to the house.

01:45:38.000 Used to be his, drunk as fuck when he got there.

01:45:41.000 He beat me up in the front yard.

01:45:42.000 Neighbors called the cops.

01:45:44.000 Stupid me.

01:45:45.000 I begged him to stop and go lock the gun in the house.

01:45:50.000 I told the cops we were good.

01:45:52.000 He was drunk, going to sleep it off and leave later.

01:45:54.000 Once the cops left, he said he'd be back later for his stuff.

01:45:57.000 Charges were filed later with restraining order.

01:46:00.000 September 19th.

01:46:01.000 So it's 11 days later.

01:46:02.000 Like, what am I supposed to do with this?

01:46:05.000 Dismissed Judge Gavin.

01:46:08.000 Did you know Kyle Rittenhouse at the Proud Boys, at the Million MAGA March, Proud Boys yelled out, break out Kyle?

01:46:15.000 They had some chant, like they're going to break out Kyle.

01:46:17.000 And I heard that Kyle Rittenhouse had six SWAT team types in front of his cell that night.

01:46:24.000 Whoa.

01:46:26.000 What?

01:46:27.000 Guys, that's the plot of American Skin, that movie we saw yesterday where they take over a police station.

01:46:32.000 These fucking politicians are watching too many Hollywood movies.

01:46:36.000 That's why Max and John are in jail.

01:46:39.000 Because they're watching too much TV.

01:46:41.000 They think we're this fucking military force.

01:46:44.000 It's going to break.

01:46:45.000 How impossible would it be to break someone out of jail?

01:46:52.000 Maybe the American military could...

01:46:55.000 I don't even know if this is true.

01:46:56.000 Maybe the entire American military could break someone out of a Canadian prison.

01:47:01.000 With the help of like five people on the inside.

01:47:04.000 Is that even possible?

01:47:06.000 Don't add people helping on the inside, Brian.

01:47:09.000 Like, couldn't they just lock it down, and then you'd have to blow with dynamite the walls?

01:47:15.000 I wonder if they have like a way it's designed.

01:47:17.000 Remember when we went to visit John?

01:47:19.000 You go in through a thing and then the gate closes behind you and then you've got to wait for them to open the other gates.

01:47:25.000 Even if I was armed with an M16, I'm not getting past the second gate.

01:47:29.000 You'd need explosives or like some sort of laser to cut the fence, and then you could always go around the fence and to cut through the fences.

01:47:37.000 You just need lots of dynamite.

01:47:40.000 There'd be lots of deaths.

01:47:41.000 You'd probably lose like 20 guys.

01:47:45.000 That's what we're going to do.

01:47:48.000 You've been watching too many Mike Tyson movies with Frank.

01:47:52.000 Congratulations.

01:47:53.000 Oh, that's so good.

01:47:55.000 It gets better every time I see it.

01:47:57.000 Let me see it again.

01:47:59.000 Congratulations.

01:48:02.000 This is after they both had shit careers in acting, and the main character gets the job at the lead in the play.

01:48:08.000 And with Neil's obviously very upset because their friendship's over.

01:48:12.000 Don't spoil it.

01:48:18.000 September 19th, again, fighting with Angel, my ex, was supposed to come get his stuff from the house.

01:48:23.000 He never showed up.

01:48:24.000 He called me later that night to meet him at Burger King with his stuff.

01:48:27.000 I had a weird feeling, so I texted him and told him to meet me on Powerline Road.

01:48:31.000 Once there, the cops were waiting for me.

01:48:34.000 What?

01:48:35.000 I don't believe anything.

01:48:36.000 I think everybody's lying.

01:48:37.000 I was...

01:48:41.000 I had noted statements from...

01:48:42.000 So anyway, he claims she was sending him threatening texts.

01:48:48.000 She says, no, I wasn't.

01:48:51.000 And then this letter says there's no evidence of the threatening texts.

01:48:55.000 Okay.

01:48:57.000 What would you like me to do?

01:48:58.000 Hack into AT ⁇ T's texts and make sure you're not lying?

01:49:02.000 Like, I'm not a fucking detective, lady.

01:49:04.000 I wish you nothing but the best, but I'm sorry.

01:49:08.000 Okay, let's go to now the sane letters.

01:49:10.000 John Kinsman.

01:49:15.000 Hey, Gavin, I'm writing to say thank you for putting some money in my commissary.

01:49:18.000 I appreciate it very much.

01:49:19.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:49:20.000 Houses are being quarantined.

01:49:22.000 That means I have no classes, programs, blah, blah, blah.

01:49:25.000 This weekend, I finished a giraffe.

01:49:26.000 He's already sent me the giraffe.

01:49:28.000 It's stunning.

01:49:28.000 That'll be on the next auction.

01:49:30.000 And we had to take the auctions off our site.

01:49:31.000 So how did they get to him without that link?

01:49:34.000 I'll put it on Parlor or something.

01:49:35.000 I don't know.

01:49:36.000 It'll be up soon.

01:49:37.000 If you could pin it on your parlor, or we could pin it on our Twitter.

01:49:44.000 I guess that was ridiculous to tell you since the pictures were sent to you and you probably got them just before this letter.

01:49:48.000 That is correct.

01:49:49.000 The Electoral College met and voted Biden.

01:49:51.000 If Biden gets in the Oval Office, I don't know what will happen.

01:49:54.000 Sure, there's a lot of lawsuits flying around.

01:49:56.000 The Civil War is being fought in the courts, but if Biden gets in and the lawsuits fail, I don't know.

01:50:00.000 Texas is talking about secession, as always, but they might actually pull it off this time.

01:50:04.000 If that happens, what will the rest of the states do?

01:50:07.000 Could be a pretty ugly scene, but it could also be a good split with an inevitable bad ending when China starts flexing.

01:50:14.000 I don't know.

01:50:15.000 Maybe Hawaii will split away from both sides entirely, and since they have such a strong military presence, they conquer the Philippines?

01:50:23.000 I'm just imagining shit here.

01:50:25.000 I'm just blabbing.

01:50:26.000 But just accepting a Biden presidency is intolerable.

01:50:30.000 Intolerable.

01:50:31.000 I can't say that word.

01:50:32.000 Intolerable.

01:50:33.000 I heard this weekend went well.

01:50:35.000 I also heard it didn't go so well for some.

01:50:37.000 God bless them, but the good guys won.

01:50:39.000 Not much else to report.

01:50:40.000 I'm waiting to find out, blah, blah, blah.

01:50:44.000 Nearing the home stretch.

01:50:45.000 My toothache is kicking my ass something fierce these days.

01:50:48.000 A dentist won't yank it until Cuomo opens a state.

01:50:51.000 So basically never.

01:50:52.000 Anyways, thanks again for everything.

01:50:54.000 So a nice sane person.

01:50:57.000 Three letters.

01:51:01.000 Then I get this fucking letter.

01:51:07.000 It comes with a bunch of rules.

01:51:10.000 He's in telling me what you can and can't send.

01:51:12.000 Usually you can't send colored paper or glitter or anything.

01:51:15.000 Don't have colored markers because they're worried they could be laced with drugs.

01:51:19.000 And again, if you're writing John and Max, don't say Proud Boys.

01:51:23.000 Don't say Antifa.

01:51:26.000 Make sure your address is on the actual piece of paper because they often throw out the envelope.

01:51:31.000 And my word of advice for you would be don't talk about prison and all that.

01:51:37.000 I mean, update them on news and shit, but they know their situation sucks.

01:51:41.000 And all people do in prison is talk about prison.

01:51:45.000 It's boring.

01:51:49.000 This guy writes in a very weird, like, little kid way.

01:51:56.000 Dear Gavin, thank you very much for taking the time to read this letter.

01:51:59.000 I'm sure you're very busy and your time is very valuable.

01:52:02.000 Nice, polite southerner.

01:52:04.000 My name is Ryder Altman.

01:52:05.000 I'm 29 years old.

01:52:06.000 I live in Arlene, Texas.

01:52:07.000 I'm currently incarcerated at the Middleton unit.

01:52:09.000 Before being locked up about 20 months ago, I'd watch all your YouTube videos, listen to all your podcasts or podcasts you were featured on.

01:52:16.000 Basically, I'm saying I'm a huge fan and supporter.

01:52:19.000 Since being locked up, I've read your book, The Death of the Cool, several times.

01:52:22.000 It's a favorite of mine for sure.

01:52:24.000 I, too, was big into the punk and hardcore scene.

01:52:26.000 Stories of some of your early days remind me of some of the crazy shit I've seen at shows I've attended.

01:52:31.000 This guy seems like a good guy.

01:52:33.000 Cheerleader.

01:52:34.000 I've really discovered you in the months leading up to the 2016 election.

01:52:37.000 In a time where it was common to be ridiculed and ostracized for supporting Trump, you gave me the confidence to stick it to my guns.

01:52:43.000 Stick to my guns.

01:52:44.000 And what others thought or said shouldn't change me or my beliefs?

01:52:48.000 This guy's sounding good.

01:52:50.000 Basically, fuck him.

01:52:51.000 Pretty soon after was the birth of the Proud Boys.

01:52:53.000 I was pretty shocked to see them mentioned during the presidential debate.

01:52:57.000 I had no clue they'd be on Biden's radar.

01:52:59.000 Made me feel like I must be missing so much.

01:53:01.000 If, and I hope you do reply, please fill me in on what I missed in the past couple years.

01:53:07.000 Hmm, years, huh?

01:53:08.000 So you must have done something bad.

01:53:10.000 Kills me not having access to any real information these crazy times.

01:53:14.000 Anyway, not only did I become a fan and a supporter, but you become an idol of mine and have inspired me to pursue some sort of career in media.

01:53:23.000 Okay.

01:53:24.000 This guy sent it to my home address, by the way.

01:53:28.000 Believes there's a major lack of more right-leaning media outlets and want to begin my own one day.

01:53:32.000 Do you have pointers or advice to steps to make this happen?

01:53:36.000 What's Gab McKinnis up to these days?

01:53:38.000 You written anything new?

01:53:39.000 How you been handling the pandemic?

01:53:40.000 It's crazy in here.

01:53:42.000 If you have any articles or anything decide to reply, please include some, but not too much.

01:53:45.000 I'd really appreciate it.

01:53:46.000 I'll go ahead and wrap up this letter.

01:53:48.000 He kind of reminds me of Peewee Herman.

01:53:51.000 I'll go up and...

01:53:52.000 Wait, why aren't you?

01:53:53.000 I'll go up and I'll wrap up this letter.

01:53:55.000 I hope you're still doing your things because you're the best at it, huh?

01:53:59.000 By the way, one of my favorite videos is the one of you roasting that girl on the body positivity video and the one that you're rating woman, blah, blah, blah.

01:54:12.000 Please include some literature.

01:54:13.000 Send me some books.

01:54:15.000 The letters have to be.

01:54:16.000 I like them too, but I don't know if I like them that much.

01:54:20.000 P.S. Hope you aren't weirded out or anything by this letter.

01:54:23.000 I've put off writing for a long time, not knowing what to say.

01:54:25.000 November 13th, my best friend passed away from colon cancer.

01:54:27.000 It made me realize life's just too short not to take chances or to be scared of judgment.

01:54:32.000 So thanks again for your time.

01:54:33.000 Stay you and stay true.

01:54:36.000 You gotta be proud of you, boys.

01:54:38.000 So maybe I will write a guy.

01:54:41.000 I mean, I should probably look up what he did.

01:54:45.000 It appears to be kitty porn.

01:54:48.000 I said, well, you ain't that straight.

01:54:59.000 I know this isn't what you want, and I'm sorry.

01:55:06.000 You are my sister, we were both so innocent, so full of need.

01:55:18.000 There were times we were friends, but times I was so cruel.

01:55:24.000 Tonight I'd ask for you to watch me as I sleep.

01:55:29.000 I was so afraid of the night.

01:55:34.000 Yeah, you seem to me.

01:55:36.000 And I don't mean like a 14-year-old slept with a 15-year-old and still had nude pictures on his phone from when they were dating.

01:55:42.000 It appears he was trying to obtain, this is all public knowledge.

01:55:45.000 Oh, this is confirmed, confirmed, confirmed, confirmed.

01:55:48.000 You can look up anyone when you have their whatever DN number.

01:55:52.000 It appears he was trying to get download a video of someone fucking a three-year-old.

01:55:59.000 And I think he got one month for that with 10 years of probation.

01:56:06.000 And then it appears he did it again.

01:56:09.000 Tried to download a similar video, which obviously violated the probation.

01:56:13.000 Phew.

01:56:14.000 I'm not sure I'm getting all those details perfect, but that's what I read.

01:56:19.000 It wasn't bank robbery.

01:56:20.000 It wasn't a 17-second fight with Antifa.

01:56:23.000 It was the worst thing in the world.

01:56:25.000 No.

01:56:26.000 What?

01:56:26.000 Second worst.

01:56:27.000 Worst thing in the world is fucking a kid.

01:56:30.000 Second worst is being in that milieu.

01:56:34.000 So.

01:56:40.000 I liked Pierre.

01:56:42.000 Palate cleanser.

01:56:43.000 Yeah, let's cleanse our palate with some final videos.

01:56:46.000 I'm disturbed.

01:56:48.000 Seems.

01:57:11.000 let's go to Pelosi's tits, shall we?

01:57:14.000 We shall I would like them been bigger, but they are significant and they will be going out soon.

01:57:26.000 I would like them to be bigger.

01:57:29.000 She does have massive cans.

01:57:31.000 That's edited.

01:57:33.000 It can't be real now.

01:57:34.000 No, okay.

01:57:34.000 I think her cans are much better than that.

01:57:36.000 Those are terrible cans.

01:57:38.000 Nancy, I don't want to guys call me a tit snob again.

01:57:41.000 Bazoombas.

01:57:45.000 Expressed.

01:57:46.000 Did you type in bazoombas?

01:57:48.000 Oh, geez.

01:57:49.000 Nice one, Ryan.

01:57:50.000 Well done.

01:57:53.000 Let's go.

01:57:53.000 Go to screaming out a window at night.

01:57:57.000 This one creeped me out.

01:57:58.000 Not like getting a letter from a guy who was trying to download Kitty Porn, but this is weird.

01:58:06.000 Oh, gosh, it's weird.

01:58:07.000 And it looks like he's in a poor area, so maybe it's mostly refugees.

01:58:14.000 In Lapis, Stockholm, Sweden, it's almost 10 p.m.

01:58:19.000 This is what happens when one person starts screaming at night.

01:58:31.000 That's a good scream because it's clearly not a I'm being raped scream that would worry people like I'm bored That's a person See the women are ruining it.

01:58:53.000 That's terrifying now once the first scream's established You know no one's being raped That would be too much of a coincidence But still a female scream is very terrifying I would imagine this is what hell sounds like.

01:59:21.000 Yeah, it's I was in hell last night at the Westchester Mall.

01:59:26.000 It's only hellish when the female one's popping for me.

01:59:32.000 I don't think they know how to yell without sounding tortured or in danger.

01:59:35.000 Well, they get someone to bang for their buck when they go up high.

01:59:38.000 Oh yeah.

01:59:39.000 Yeah.

01:59:40.000 Like that one's kind of yelling and screaming are two different things.

01:59:44.000 They scream.

01:59:59.000 I don't think I've ever yelled like that.

02:00:01.000 It's like a joke yell.

02:00:03.000 Yeah.

02:00:04.000 Wow, this is a long one.

02:00:05.000 Wow, this is a long one.

02:00:07.000 That's what she said.

02:00:10.000 I'm sure the I mean, I don't know.

02:00:13.000 Is this what kind of people are screaming?

02:00:16.000 Is it just like a Muslim thing?

02:00:18.000 I don't know.

02:00:19.000 It looks like if it's projects, Sweden has a lot of refugees.

02:00:23.000 All right, final video of the final videos.

02:00:27.000 This is something we do not want you to try at home.

02:00:30.000 The Mento's Coke thing is getting out of control.

02:00:33.000 It's really fucking dangerous and you will destroy your house.

02:00:37.000 So if you're going to do it, use maybe one Mento and a Coke and do it outside in a field.

02:00:44.000 People, I don't know, they don't have respect for their own homes these days.

02:00:48.000 And these kids are trashing their bathrooms.

02:00:50.000 And that's going to have to be cleaned up.

02:00:54.000 And that cork is insane.

02:00:56.000 That's a really dumb move.

02:00:57.000 So you're about to see a bathroom get trashed.

02:01:01.000 Look at that.

02:01:05.000 It just gets worse.

02:01:06.000 And then the toilet explodes.

02:01:11.000 And now that's your whole apartment.

02:01:13.000 And if anyone is outside, boom.

02:01:18.000 Oh, I bought it for so long.

02:01:20.000 I knew you would.

02:01:22.000 So don't do that.

02:01:24.000 But do get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

02:01:51.000 If I don't make it, y'all continue the fight.

02:01:54.000 Tell my kids I love them.

02:01:57.000 And I'm doing this for them.

02:01:59.000 I'm proud of your boy.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 22, 2020

S03E55 - STABBED IN DC [2020-12-22 - S03E55 - STABBED IN DC]

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